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Hate to ask
,the obvious question
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but what the flippin' flip
?are these things
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.Get behind me, Jing
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!Stop right there
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[GROWLING]
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.Hmm. Well, that was easy
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!Look out
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[YELPS]
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?Was that a chiblast
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Do these things
[have chi? [GRUNTS
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!Whoa
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[GRUNTS]
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,Chi'dup or not,there's only three of them
.and five of us
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.We can totally take 'em
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[GROWLS]
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.Or not
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[GASPS]
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.Bao, quick, we need cover
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.I'm on it
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[GRUNTS]
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!Hyah
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BOTH: I'll hold 'em off
.on the left
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You can take
.the left, Master Po
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.No, no, after you, m'lady
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Guys, I'm just
.gonna make this call
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,Master Po
.you cover the right
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,Nu Hai and Fan Tong
.take the left
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And I'll just stand by
till one of you gets
.morbidly injured
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[GRUNTING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[Hyah! [CHUCKLES
!Whoo-hoo
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.Now that's teamwork
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,Uh, actually
.that's teamwork
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[GASPING]
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[SCREAMING]
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.And they regenerate. Great
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[GRUNTS]
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[SCREAMING]
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!Hyah
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[GRUNTS]
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[GROWLS]
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?Huh
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[YELLS]
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.That's how we stop them
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What are we
?waiting for
.Let's do this
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[YELLING]
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!Hyah
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[GRUNTING]
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.That wasn't so bad
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Yeah, but how many
of these walking hot pots
?are out there
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?And what are they
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And who are they
?working for
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And is there
?a bathroom nearby
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,What? I thought this was
.like, open Q and A time
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.Om
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,Oh, hey there
.roguish villain
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?You lookin' at me
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Well, I guess I'm gonna
have to show you some of
.my sweet kung fu techniques
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!Tickle attack
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!Single nose hair pull
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!Wet-willy
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!Hyah
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[GASPS]
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?So, thoughts
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You are incredibly bad
.at kung fu
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Thanks for
.the constructive criticism
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:Lesson number one
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you must always
.expect the unexpected
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.Oh, wait, yeah, hold on
.I need to write this down
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You've never
?heard that phrase
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.It's a cliche
!Hyah
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[GIGGLES]
[GROANING]
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.I see you're a quick learner
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Now, time for lessons
--two through six
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!Whoo! Right on! Hyah-five
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.Hundred forty-seven
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[GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTING]
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!Ow
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[GRUNTING]
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[SCREAMS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[SCREAMS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[GIGGLES]
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[SCREAMS]
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[CRYING]
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?What? Are you crying
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There's no crying
--in kung fu
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[GRUNTS]
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Don't forget
.lesson one, Jade
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--Always expect the unex
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[GRUNTS]
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Wow, you're
.a really good teacher
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[GRUNTING]
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!Hyah
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[GRUNTING]
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[PANTING]
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[GRUNTS]
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You impressed me
.today, Empress
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.Cool
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Does this mean I'm a total
?kung fu master now
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.No
!Great
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And does it mean
you and I are
?official BFFs now
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.Absolutely not
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!Oh, great
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,Okay, so from now on
I'll just light a candle
in my window
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whenever I wanna chit-chat
.or trade some hot goss
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Only light a candle
,if you really
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,really, really
,really, really
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.really need me
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.Oh, I see
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You're more of
.an introvert type
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.That's okay
.We can be pen pals
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?You can read, can't you
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[PANTING]
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I have
an urgent message for
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Mistress Shi Long"
".and or Current Resident
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.Give that to me
!Ah
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Po and the Four Constellations"
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have been spotted"
?"at Volcano Island
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!Ugh
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I never should have
put my secret lab
.in a volcano
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.It's far too obvious
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.Wait a second
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The letter only says
.they were spotted
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Spotted"? What does"
?that even mean
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?Were they captured
?Moderately maimed
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Well, that's
.the Chow Chows for ya
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,I mean
,great at following orders
.but no eye for detail
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[CHOW CHOWS GROWLING ANGRILY]
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Anyhoo, I'm gonna
.hit the head
[HUMMING TUNE]
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,As the old saying goes
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If you want"
,something done right
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you've got to hire"
".competent employees
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And if you"
,neglected to do that
".you've got to do it yourself
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.Prepare the Royal Dirigible
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.I'm going to Volcano Island
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?Huh
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[ALL GROWLING]
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.Coast is clear
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Let's fall into
sneak formation
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.and commence sneaking
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[SCREAMS]
.Reverse sneak
.Reverse sneak
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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[ALL PANTING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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.Snap out of it, bozo
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.It's only freakin' Po
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[ALL SIGH]
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.Oh, my son
!Po, you're alive
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,Dads! You're here
.for some reason
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.Oh, son
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I know we've
only been apart
for a few days
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but it feels like
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!seven years
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[CRIES]
.Get in here, Cart
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.Don't be shy
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All right, enough
.touchy-feely time
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Let's get out of here
.and go home
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All this running around
.is murder on my toe warts
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Grandma, we can't
.go home yet
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We still have
,questions to answer
.volcanoes to explore
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.Bathrooms to find
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.Nu Hai's right
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We need to learn
as much as we can
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from this weird
.volcano facility
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Oh, and one other
,teensy-weensy item
before we escape
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we also need to
.figure out how to escape
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[CHUCKLES]
?Any ideas
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We can find a window
.to jump out of
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[ALL CHATTERING]
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Feel free to take the lead
.on this one, Master Po
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.No, no, no, no, no
.After you, madame
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.No, no, no, no, no
.After you, good sir
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.Please, I defer
.Not if I defer first
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!Everybody, quiet
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Shut your yappers
.and listen up
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There's a new sheriff
.here in Volcano Town
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[LAUGHS EXCITEDLY]
?There is? Who
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!Me, you moron
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Now, here's how
.it's gonna go
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I've constructed the weapon
,to your exact specifications
.Highness
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Wow! Peasants can work fast
.when they want to
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[CHUCKLES]
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.Impeccable craftsmanship
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,So, do you need, like
...a gift receipt, or
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.Oh, no
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.This one's for me
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In my first act
,as your supreme leader
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I've implemented
a system for managing
.group communications
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It's called
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[CLUCKS]
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.the Hand
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,No one is allowed to speak
unless you hold
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.the Hand
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[CLUCKS]
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!Uh-uh-uh
.Not without the Hand
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[CLUCKS]
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[SIGHS]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
I think we can all agree
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that while Rooster
did somehow manage
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to invent this
somewhat helpful
,administrative device
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the bird is in
,all other respects
a terrible leader
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,and he should not
,under any circumstances
!be followed
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?Excuse me
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...How dare you
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!Uh-uh-uh
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.Oh. Defeated by my own Hand
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,I suggest we form two groups
.for efficiency's sake
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,Po, my son, the Dragon Master
will obviously lead my group
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...since I cannot bear
?Huh
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to be parted
...from him ever, ever
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.Ever again
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[CRYING]
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.Thanks, Sad. I mean, Dad
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,I'll take group two
and we can figure out
.what's going on around here
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This must be the laboratory
where they designed
.those Terracotta whatsits
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,Hey, y'all. Not to brag
but also just to brag
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.I just found a major clue
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?Hmm
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:NU HAI
,According to this map
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it looks like the materials
were secretly shipped in
.from all over China
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.BAO: Check this creepiness
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.JING: "Day 50. Experiment 32
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The subject responded"
positively to our new
".chi-removal technique
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[SCREAMING]
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NU HAI: So they were
experimenting with powering
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the Terracottas by
?draining chifrom citizens
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But that wouldn't be
.enough chito power an army
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They must have found
.another source
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[ALL GROWLING]
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NU HAI: Let's get back
.to the others
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So if I'm reading
,my context clues right
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this volcano
...is more than just a lab
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!It's a whole flippin' factory
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And these Terracotta warriors
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aren't just a one-off
monster-of-the-week
.kind of villain
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.They're a full-scale army
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Oh, snap, that means
.the Empress is in danger
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.I gotta go warn her
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She won't be happy
.to hear about it
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Hope she doesn't
.shoot the messenger
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.Great point, Grandma
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,Hey, Fan Tong
.the Empress is in danger
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.You gotta go warn her
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As a seasoned
,bureaucrat myself
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,I can tell you
whoever is behind this
.must have ties to the Feds
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,Now, think
have we met any suspicious
?government officials recently
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.ALL: Shi Long
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Now, now, let's not
.jump to conclusions
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Is there anyone else
,we've met who seems
?particularly sinister
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!ALL: Shi Long
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.Let me finish
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.Sinister and cold-blooded
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!ALL: Shi Long
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,Literally, dude
.she's a lizard
261
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,Someone with a motive
say, perhaps a bone to pick
,with the royal family
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,a vendetta born out of, say
.jealousy or sibling rivalry
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!ALL: Shi Long
264
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She literally
.threw us in the bay
265
00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:11,827
Now, that could have
.been a coincidence
266
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,398
.So let's stay open-minded
267
00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:15,324
It very well
.could be someone else
268
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...Such as... uh
269
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.Yep, it's Shi Long
270
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:24,848
If Shi Long
,is amassing an army
,and she definitely is
271
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then Empress Xiao
and the entire Kingdom
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are in a whole bunch
!of danger
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.BOTH: I've got a plan
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.Okay. Let's hear both plans
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.Starting with Rooster
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.My plan is simple
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,For phase one of 17
,we'll need three eagles
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,one pair of chopsticks
!and a giant balloon
279
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.Cool. Nu Hai's plan it is
280
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!Yes
[CROWS]
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[POUNDING ON DOOR]
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:GENERAL FANG
.Open up, Princess
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?Princess
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I believe you meant
".to say "Empress
285
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.Don't forget, General Fang
286
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.You work for me
.Not the other way around
287
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[POUNDING]
288
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[GRUNTS]
289
00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,672
,What do you want
?General Fang
290
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Time for your
.fighting lessons, Princess
291
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:16,903
,For the last time
.I'm the Empress now
292
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:20,213
And I don't need
fighting lessons
.from you anymore
293
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.I'll be the judge of that
294
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:24,302
[CHUCKLES]
".Come on, "Empress
295
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.Show me what you've got
296
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:28,742
!Ah
[GRUNTS]
297
00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:30,779
[GRUNTS]
298
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:32,046
.Bring it, kibble-breath
299
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,003
[YELLING]
300
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:37,788
[BOTH GRUNTING]
301
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,891
The ol' Fang boy's
...still got some move
302
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,500
!Ow
303
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,759
!PANTING] Ah]
304
00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,510
You can't hide
.from me, Empress
305
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I know these halls
--like the back
306
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:03,734
?What
307
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,692
?Like the back of your head
308
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,690
Or is it
?the back of your hand
309
00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:08,822
[GRUNTS]
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00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:12,776
,General Fang
.your behavior is unacceptable
311
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:17,484
Shi Long and I will see to it
...that you are swiftly
degeneralized
312
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:20,615
and subjected
to a strict regimen
.of anger management therapy
313
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:23,708
Aw, you still think
?Shi Long is your friend
314
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:26,228
I always knew you were
.a bit simple, but wow
315
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:27,323
?What do you mean
316
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,541
.Shi Long is my sister
317
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.Well, I mean my adopted sister
318
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:33,926
But still, she'd have
no reason to resent me
319
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,326
just because I was
our father's favorite
320
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:40,370
,and the heir to the throne
,and a fashion icon
.and a natural beauty
321
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[LAUGHING]
322
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I don't know what
,you're alluding to, Fang
323
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but I do know your betrayal
.will not go unpunished
324
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!Guards
?Hello, guards
325
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.A little help, please
326
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,166
.Seize him
327
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,388
[GROWLING]
?Wait, wait. What's going on
328
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:02,736
?Why aren't you obeying me
?Is this a coup
329
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:05,357
I order you
!to stop this coup
330
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:08,529
.You're all alone, Empress
331
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:11,406
And you won't be
.Empress for long
332
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,769
JING: You know, at first
I thought hiding inside
333
00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:30,602
these terracotta suits
.would be stuffy and awkward
334
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,031
.Turns out, I was right
335
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:34,728
.PO: I'll admit
.They're a wee bit snug
336
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?Everyone else doing okay
337
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,905
,Honestly, please just say yes
'cause there's nothing
.we can do about it now
338
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:42,704
I would be if Wing had put on
.deodorant this morning
339
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:45,050
.Sorry, boss
.It's so easy to forget
340
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:50,436
.Hmm
341
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:52,581
.Oh
342
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:53,710
[SNIFFING]
343
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:56,581
.Hmm. Mm-hmm
344
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,367
.Oh, no. Cart
345
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,239
.Ah. Hmm
346
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,334
.Shipment approved. Next
347
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:13,211
Our terrible disguises
?actually worked
348
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,689
.CHUCKLES] Awesome]
349
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:17,559
Twelve Terracotta warriors"
"in group A
350
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:18,991
!SHI LONG: Halt that train
351
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,168
!Halt the train
352
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,173
!Halt the train
!Halt the train
353
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:23,165
!Halting
354
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:28,004
[ALL GRUNTING]
355
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,445
.My liege
356
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:39,673
[GUARDS GROWLING]
357
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:45,934
NU HAI: What's going on
?out there
358
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:49,367
PO: I'm gonna
take a wild stab
".and say "bad stuff
359
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,846
We are honored
.by your presence
360
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:54,156
Real talk, though, is there
?a surprise inspection
361
00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:56,083
?Is there a mass layoff
?Am I fired
362
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,288
!Please say I'm not fired
363
00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:00,208
,You're extremely paranoid
.and no
364
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:03,653
I'm here to find Po
.and the Four Constellations
365
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,692
,I know they're here somewhere
366
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,517
and I won't rest
.until I've found them
367
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:10,742
[PREPARING TO SNEEZE]
368
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:13,915
.Don't you dare
369
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:16,791
[SNEEZES LOUDLY]
370
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:20,714
!ROOSTER: No
!It's everywhere! Everywhere
371
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:22,876
[CROWS]
372
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,625
[HISSING]
373
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,854
[GUARDS GROWLING]
374
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,600
[GASPS]
375
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,570
[GRUNTS]
376
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:58,831
[GRUNTS]
377
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:03,227
[GRUNTING]
378
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:17,591
[CHUCKLES]
379
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:25,376
!I surrender
380
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,945
!Ah
381
00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:31,082
!Mercy! Please, have mercy
382
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:33,346
!The warthogs made me do it
383
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,354
,NU HAI: Master Po
.we have to save them
384
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,085
?PO: Do we
385
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:40,570
.Okay, fine
386
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:42,487
[CHUCKLES]
387
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:44,399
[CLUCKS]
388
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,324
[ALL YELLING]
389
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:51,801
,So we meet again
.for the last time
390
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,672
[ALL YELLING]
391
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:54,764
!Yeah
392
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:58,412
[ALL GRUNTING]
393
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:00,198
!Hyah! Hyah
394
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,210
[GRUNTS]
395
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:07,208
[YELLING]
396
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:10,124
[GRUNTING]
397
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:11,861
!Yeah
398
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:14,906
[GROANS]
399
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:18,260
[LAUGHS]
400
00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:20,482
?Huh
401
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:25,443
Take your dirty
!mutt mitts off my son
402
00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,363
?Huh
403
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,790
[YELLING]
404
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:31,670
[YELLING]
405
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:34,837
[GRUNTS]
406
00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:36,885
.It's no use
.More keep coming
407
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:41,944
!Go
408
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:52,031
!Yee-haw
409
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:55,251
[GASPS]
410
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,257
.Oh, boy
411
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:06,003
.And so it ends
412
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:07,437
,Not with a bang
413
00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:10,573
but more of an
"Ah, I'm burning"
.kind of sound
414
00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:12,447
[ALL YELLING]
415
00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:13,448
!PO: Run
416
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,577
[GROANING SOFTLY]
417
00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:20,666
[GASPS]
418
00:21:25,022 --> 00:21:26,152
[GASPS]
419
00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:31,993
[GRUNTING]
420
00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:38,775
[STRAINING]
421
00:21:38,819 --> 00:21:40,079
[GROANS]
422
00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:48,126
!Oh
423
00:21:56,576 --> 00:21:57,576
.Hmm
424
00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:00,542
[EXHALES]
425
00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:02,925
[GRUNTS]
426
00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:04,576
!Hyah
427
00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:06,541
[GRUNTS]
428
00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:10,416
[STRAINING]
429
00:22:13,984 --> 00:22:15,124
[GASPS]
430
00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:39,750
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