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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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?FAN: Guys
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There's three ships
.coming this way
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?What do you think they want
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There are only
,two options here
.fans or paparazzi
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.Gimme that, let me see
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,On my signal
!prepare to fire
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[CANNON WHEELS ROLLING]
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Sorry to bust
,your bubble, Bubba
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.but it's the Gongmen City cops
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!POLICE CHIEF: Fire
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[WATER SPLASHING]
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I always wanted
.a burial at sea
.Just not this soon
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,Wait a minute
.I've got an idea
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.We'll sink the boat
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I'm kinda working
,on this whole
.not maiming anyone thing
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.But if we gotta, we gotta
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.No. Not their boat, ours
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[CHUCKLES]
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.Good morning, Shi Long
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.You're up early, Empress
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I trust you had
?a good night's sleep
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.Oh, did I ever
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And I face today
ready to embrace
.my role as Empress
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.How wonderful for us all
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So, what would you like
?to do first
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?Pose for a portrait
?Repaint the palace
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?Kiss some babies
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,We'll have them disinfected
.of course
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.I want to learn to kick butt
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That's not traditionally
in the purview
.of being a ruler
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Perhaps a crash course
,in nodding, waving
?and walking on tiptoe
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,This is not a request
.it's an order
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If I am to be a leader
,who fights for my people
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I must first know
.how to fight for myself
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.Of course, your majesty
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,General Fang
as the kingdom's
,most decorated warrior
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you shall instruct the Empress
.in the art of Kung Fu
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...STAMMERS] I]
.But of course
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,Oh, and FYI
.I already know a few moves
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[GRUNTS]
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[CONTINUES GRUNTING]
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,Empress
.you're a born warrior
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[GIGGLES]
?I'm good, aren't I
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.We got lucky
She's completely
.uncoordinated
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The last thing we need
is for her to know
.how to defend herself
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?So, what should I teach her
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,I don't care
.as long as it's not lethal
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[GRUNTING]
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!Ow
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.You have a really hard face
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What do ya think
?they're doing down there
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I don't know
.and I don't care
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,All right everybody
.we're on the buddy system
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Grab your partner
and make sure
.your badges are showing
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We need to know that
.they know our names
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.Well, that solves that
.Another case closed
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.Great police work, everybody
.Back to Gongmen City
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This is not what
,I would have done
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,but no one died
.so I guess your plan worked
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.Good job, Nu Hai
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.Thanks, Master Po
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?"Good job, Nu Hai"
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,I don't know if you noticed
but we're in the middle
.of the ocean here
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PO: And that's why
.we keep heading that way
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[SQUEALS]
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?MR. PING: Are we there yet
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I'm starving for
the taste of sweet revenge
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on those who took
.our precious Po from us
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And don't forget
.about my grand-kids
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And those other two
.I sorta tolerated
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.Patience, you two
Rooster has assured us he is
.an experienced cartographer
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?Cartographer
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,We'll be the judge of that
?won't we, Cart
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?See what I did there
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.Shh, No distractions
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If my calculations
,are correct
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the entrance to the volcano
.is here
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?Oh, for the love of-- Again
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?What d'ya know
I guess I must've drawn
.the map upside down
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We're farther away now
than when we landed
.on this godforsaken island
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[GRUNTS]
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!Mmm-hmm. I knew it
.It's chicken scratch
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.Well, I'm done
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This seems like a good enough
place to drop dead
.and get eaten by crabs
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!You
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You're the reason we're
lost in this jungle-scape
.with no water, no food
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?Why are you doing this to us
?Who do you work for
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.Rooster don't work for nobody
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Yeah, he's never held down
.a job in his life
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.Everyone stop yelling
Cart is very sensitive
.to tension
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!Cart
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.Oh, Cart
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?Huh
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[GASPS]
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.Look at what saved Cart
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.A dolly. Cootchy, cootchy
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Ah, that doll looks like
.how my mouth tastes
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.Don't touch that
!It's Bai Gu Jing
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[GASPS]
!Not Bai Gu Jing
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[SHRIEKS]
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?Who's Bai Gu Jing
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.I thought you knew
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None of you know
?the story of Bai Gu Jing
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?The White Bone Demon
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:ROOSTER
.Let me tell you a tale
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Years ago, there lived
a mysterious woman who
,journeyed across China
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stopping in remote villages
to eat and perhaps to rest
.for a night or two
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LI: Wow! That is some amazing
.shadow puppet work, Rooster
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WONG: Just imagine
.if he had fingers
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.LI: I always do
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!ROOSTER: Shut it
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[ROOSTER CLEARS THROAT]
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,As I was saying
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unassuming villagers would
,open their doors to her
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.only to realize too late that she was no ordinary traveler
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She was
.the White Bone Demon
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Yes! And it was not food
.for which she hungered
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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.But for their very souls
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And if that's not bad enough, each time she ate a soul
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she'd leave behind a memento
.of her evil deed
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.WONG: No
.ROOSTER: Yes
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For years
,she terrorized villages
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devouring the souls
[across the land.[LIGHTNING CRASHES
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,Until she tried to eat the soul of a legendary Kung Fu Master
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.who fought and defeated her
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[SWORD SWOOSHING]
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[ROARING]
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Then banished her
.to the Realm of the Dead
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Well, thank goodness
.that's over
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Don't you know how
?campfire stories work
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.It's not over
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Because some say the
,White Bone Demon has escaped
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,and on nights like tonight
she wanders the land
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in search
.of new souls to consume
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!Stop
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.I have to go to the bathroom
.I'll be right back
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No way. That's what
.Bai Gu Jing wants
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.To split us up. No
We all go to the bathroom
!together
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[COUGHING]
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?Huh
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,Oh, no
.I didn't say anything
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WING: Could you
?keep making noise
.I'm kind of self-conscious
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.Well, this is madness
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Waiting in the bushes
while someone
.makes a boom-boom
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?Now then, where was I
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Immortal demon leaves
creepy doll after she
.steals your soul
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Yep, that
.pretty much covers it
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Well, I think it
.sounds like poppycock
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I don't know
,what poppycock means
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but I don't like
.the sound of it
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?WONG: Wing
?You all done back there
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I mean, if you need
.an extra hoof
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[SCREAMING]
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It's really not
.such a bad likeness
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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.It's the White Bone Demon
!She's coming for us all
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?Wing? Wing
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.This is no time to panic
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Perhaps, Wing
is just still busy
.with his bathroom break
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Sure. It often takes me
.eight hours to push one out
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.You're not helping, Grandma
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My gang was on the upswing
until we got caught up
.with you pandas
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?"You Pandas"
?How dare you
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,I lost my son
?or have you forgotten
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You know, you're always
."saying "my son
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.He's my son, too
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And what about that
?old lady's grandchildren
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And those two other kids
.she sorta tolerated
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Would you tell your cohort
?not to speak for Grandma
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.She can speak for herself
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.Go ahead, Grandma
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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?XIAO: What will we start with
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?Hand to hand combat
?Psychological torture
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That weird staring thing
where you don't
,really look in their eyes
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but more at like
an invisible spot
?on their forehead
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.Let's begin with weapons
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[CHUCKLES]
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?A hairbrush
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.Yes
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,Though unassuming
it is the deadliest
.of weapons
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.Oh, I see it now
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,I did hear of a princess
who brushed her hair so much
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she gave herself
.a permanent bald spot
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[GASPS]
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?Is that what you're suggesting
.'Cause that is hardcore
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.Something like that, yes
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!Kung Fu
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!Yay
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SHI LONG: You looked fierce
.out there, Empress
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Any criminal would be unlucky
.to cross your path
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I don't feel any fiercer today
.than I was yesterday
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.Oh, but you are
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Your father would be
pleased, as would your
,fat little Panda friend
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.may they both rest in peace
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I know they are
looking down on you
.from the Spirit Realm
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So proud of the strong ruler
.you are becoming
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.Thank you, Shi Long
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.I'll see myself to my room
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Where do you think
?you're going
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Well, I had a blowout scheduled
.for later this evening
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.You know it's shedding season
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Don't you mean you're going
,to head into town
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so that when the Empress
,sneaks out to prove herself
?she has a bad guy to fight
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,With all due respect
,Mistress Long
...why would you think that
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[GRUNTS]
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Now go and disguise
.yourself well
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The Empress must not know
.your true identity
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.I have just the outfit
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.PO: This is it
This must be where
.our ship was headed
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.Oh. sweet, stable, land
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Let's take it down a notch
'cause you know we gotta start
--strategizing on how to get
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[SHUSHES]
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[GROANING]
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We have to get inside
.without anyone seeing us
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.Yeah. I have an idea
.Check it out
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,Nu Hai, you and Bao go left
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,while Fan Tong and Jing
...you guys'll be
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Listen guys, I get you wanna
try out all your ideas
.but we gotta be smart
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,'Cause now we're in here
we don't know
.what's happening out there
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We could be in these crates
all night before
...anything happ
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.We're moving, Master Po
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I think they're
.taking us inside
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?Huh? Well, what d'ya know
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[GRUNTS]
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,Barkeep
.one glass of juice
.With extra pulp
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[BURPS]
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Do you know where
I might find some wrongs
?that need to be righted
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The kitchen doesn't open
...till later, so
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[SCREAMING]
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I told you to
.give me your money
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.Busted
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Return this poor wretched
.creature's money
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...STUTTERS] I]
.I haven't taken any yet
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,Well then
.give him some of yours
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.You... you, butt-sniffer
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.You just cost me my dinner
.You're in real trouble now
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,Unfortunately for you
,vile creature
.I know Kung Fu
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.I was hoping you'd say that
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[THUMPS]
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.Jade Tusk. Hey
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?Um, what's that in your mouth
245
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:44,169
I'm just trying
.something new
246
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:46,906
?What are you doing here
247
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:49,516
I had that bad hombre
.on the ropes
248
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:53,877
,Uh... No
.you didn't
249
00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:57,884
JADE: You must be
.more careful, Empress
250
00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:01,934
And the next time you need
my protection, remember to
.light a candle in the window
251
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:06,189
[XIAO COUGHING]
252
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:13,243
That's not exactly
.how that's supposed to work
253
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,457
.But never mind
254
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:15,765
?You need my protection
255
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:17,511
.I don't want your protection
256
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,122
Now you're not
.making any sense
257
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:22,732
I want you to teach me
.to protect myself, Jade Tusk
258
00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:26,134
.Hmm. It would be my honor
259
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,779
.Yay
260
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:32,834
.But we must do it in secret
First though, about this
...weapon of yours
261
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,572
?Oh, yeah. Cool, huh
262
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:41,052
?Where is the weapon I gave you
263
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:43,057
Oh, the green thing that
?smells like plaque
264
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:47,630
!Hiya
265
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,671
?Mmm
266
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:54,366
.We have much work to do
267
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:56,549
[THUDS]
268
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:02,164
[DOOR CLOSES]
269
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,913
.The coast is clear
.Come on
270
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,782
Let's see if we can figure out
.what Shi Long has planned
271
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,132
,Which way should we go
?Master Po
272
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,392
?Oh, what was that
273
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:16,354
Did somebody want my opinion
?about something
274
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:19,573
.Whoa
Master Po's flexing some
.'tude right now
275
00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:20,704
?Ya think
276
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,435
.Hey. I hear it, too
277
00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:23,526
[WATER DRIPPING]
278
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:24,924
.I'm sorry
279
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,877
I'm just having trouble with
the idea that you guys
280
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,146
don't seem to need me
.as much anymore
281
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:36,628
That was the part
where you were supposed
.to disagree with me
282
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:39,684
You know we owe everything
.to you, Master Po
283
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,941
But we are getting
.pretty advanced
284
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:46,554
.Some of us faster than others
.Underwater Chi Ball, y'all
285
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:50,907
,Maybe it's time that we
I dunno, re-evaluate
?our relationship
286
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,130
Wait a minute, are you guys
?breaking up with me
287
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,520
.Oh, geez
288
00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:58,613
Like, maybe instead of
,four students and a master
289
00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:01,183
we should think of ourselves
?as a team of five equals
290
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,401
.Hey, guys
291
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,439
Maybe we should stop
.calling you Master Po
292
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:06,965
?What? Just Po
293
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:11,185
Or not. You know, just
.spitballing some ideas
294
00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:12,281
?Yo, guys
295
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:14,709
.No, it's okay
.I totally get it
296
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:17,236
,Does not hurt my feelings
.not one bit
297
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:21,071
.Hey, dip-sticks
298
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:24,420
Does anybody else think
these creepy lights and noises
?are worth investigating
299
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,025
.We have got to remain calm
300
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:31,254
I'm sure there's
a rational reason for
.what is happening here
301
00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:32,864
.We're all gonna die
302
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:35,824
I wish I had done more things
.on my bucket list
303
00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:37,824
.Cart and I had wedding plans
304
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:40,826
We were just waiting
.for the laws to change
305
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:45,179
Can I say something
?I've never told anyone
306
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:50,661
As a child I would
sometimes pretend
.I was a goose
307
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,315
[WAILING]
308
00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:54,709
.Of course
Who in their right mind
?wants to be a rooster
309
00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:55,842
.I'm feeling judged
310
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:57,194
.That's what I was going for
311
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,019
?Wong? A little help
312
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:01,795
.Sorry, Boss
313
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,204
!Stop it, all of you
314
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:12,603
Well, I'm sorry you all
,had to see that side of me
315
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,640
,but, you know
sometimes you have to
.get a little crazy
316
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:18,296
?What's the matter
?Afraid to speak
317
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,521
[SCREAMING]
318
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,917
,If anything happens to me
--promise me
319
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:32,920
.Don't worry, Ping
I won't stop until
.I avenge Po's death
320
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:35,104
I was going to ask you
.to look after Cart
321
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,361
.Dang it, Ping
322
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:38,143
Are you comparing
--our son to a
323
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:40,967
Be very careful
.what you say, Li
324
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,284
Oh, how could I
?have been so blind
325
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:45,894
?Don't you see what's happening
326
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:48,464
,Whenever we fight
.someone gets taken
327
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:52,072
We must stop fighting
with each other
.before it's too late
328
00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:53,897
...What the
329
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:56,639
.Oh, no
330
00:17:58,381 --> 00:17:59,471
[GASPS]
331
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:02,821
[SCREAMING]
332
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:08,574
,Here me now
,White Bone Demon
.we are not afraid of you
333
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:14,049
The only thing
we have to fear
.is fear itself
334
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,573
[INDISTINCT WHISPERS]
335
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:16,616
[GASPS]
336
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:19,838
[CREAKING]
337
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:23,011
But that weird creaking noise
.is a close second
338
00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:24,628
[SCREAMING]
339
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:30,023
.I won't let you take cart
340
00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:31,455
[YELLING]
341
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:34,774
.Finally
342
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:38,935
We were wondering
.when you would get here
343
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:40,903
?But how
344
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:42,465
,All right
.grab yourself a plate
345
00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:46,472
,The dumplings are soggy
.but the noodles aren't bad
346
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,736
Is the
?White Bone Demon here
347
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,869
.She never showed
348
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:55,962
I think we can assume
she was intimidated by my
.powerful and capable presence
349
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:59,184
Or she was driven away
.by your high-pitched screams
350
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:02,705
I think the White Bone Demon
.is just misunderstood
351
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,800
.It's obvious
.She don't want to eat folks
352
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,890
.She just want folks to eat
353
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:12,719
Yeah, it seems pretty fishy
.to me too
.But I'm too hungry to care
354
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:16,500
,Oh, thank you
,White Bone Demon
,or whoever you are
355
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:21,506
for helping us find the
volcano entrance, and for
reminding us that harsh words
356
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:25,641
and strife have no place
when it comes to
.family and friends
357
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:28,466
?Who are you talking to
.Just shut up and eat
358
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:33,775
.But don't eat too much
Because the next course
.is revenge
359
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,178
.PING: Oh, boy
360
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:45,182
.The goose is right
.They are soggy
361
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:06,335
All that iron they had
,shipped here
.they're melting it
362
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:07,419
?But why
363
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:08,767
.I think I know
364
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:15,783
You could really hurt someone
.with a sword this big
365
00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:17,913
Not that I'm into
.that sorta thing
366
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:20,955
But I can't wait to meet
.the warrior who is
367
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,092
.I can
368
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,183
We gotta get to the
.bottom of this
369
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,623
I mean, as long as you
don't feel like I'm telling
.you what to do or anything
370
00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:29,401
.Master Po
371
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,745
Okay, so Jing's still down
.with calling me Master
?Anyone else
372
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,282
.No. Behind you
373
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:35,755
[GROWLING]
374
00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,415
[GRUNTING]
375
00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:09,924
.There's too many of them
?What do we do
376
00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:15,577
!Run
377
00:21:38,558 --> 00:21:40,208
We should be safe
.for the moment
378
00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:51,878
It's a Terra Cotta Warrior
379
00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:54,009
like the ones
.in the Emperor's tomb
380
00:21:54,051 --> 00:21:56,491
Don't tell me
we're on an
.ancient burial ground
381
00:21:56,532 --> 00:22:00,012
If zombies start rising
,out of the ground
.I am gonna freak
382
00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:03,447
.It's not a tomb
Just some kind of
.storage area
383
00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:05,796
.Whoa. Check it out
384
00:22:09,937 --> 00:22:11,937
?JING: Why's it glowing
385
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:14,202
Just looking at it
.gives me the willies
386
00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:16,595
You sure this isn't an
?ancient burial ground
387
00:22:16,639 --> 00:22:19,949
If there's one thing
I can say with
complete confidence, Fan Tong
388
00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:22,380
it's that there are no
.zombies here
389
00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:24,338
.Phew. Well, that's a relief
390
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:25,556
[SCREAMING]
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