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Do you 13 00:01:09,939 --> 00:01:11,069 [ALL SCREAMING] 14 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:14,380 ,Never mind .she's focused on the road 15 00:01:14,422 --> 00:01:16,032 Maybe our contact can tell us why 16 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,986 those imperial guards .tried to kill us 17 00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:19,254 !He better 18 00:01:19,296 --> 00:01:21,516 [And then, [GRUNTS !we'll knock his teeth out 19 00:01:21,559 --> 00:01:22,999 ...And kick his head in 20 00:01:23,039 --> 00:01:25,349 We need him alive .and well 21 00:01:25,389 --> 00:01:28,179 With all of his teeth ...and his head intact 22 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:29,868 !Watch the road, lady 23 00:01:29,915 --> 00:01:30,915 !BAO: Watch out 24 00:01:31,656 --> 00:01:32,736 [ALL SCREAMING] 25 00:01:33,484 --> 00:01:35,534 [ALL GRUNTING] 26 00:01:35,573 --> 00:01:37,713 You get what you .pay for, I guess 27 00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:38,749 .Huh 28 00:01:39,447 --> 00:01:40,447 [SCREAMS] 29 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:44,577 [GROWLS AND SCREAMS] 30 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:49,810 Well, we found !the tavern 31 00:01:49,848 --> 00:01:51,628 But I don't want ,us recognized 32 00:01:51,676 --> 00:01:54,286 ,so keep a low profile ?know what I'm sayin' 33 00:01:54,331 --> 00:01:57,331 .And no chi Just, please try .to blend in 34 00:01:58,248 --> 00:01:59,418 [ALL GRUNTING] 35 00:02:01,643 --> 00:02:02,643 [GASPS] 36 00:02:03,514 --> 00:02:04,784 [ALL GROWLING] 37 00:02:09,825 --> 00:02:10,825 [GRUNTS] 38 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,440 !This is so awesome !We're undercover 39 00:02:15,483 --> 00:02:17,963 In a tavern !full of criminals 40 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:20,787 And the government thinks !we're dead! [LAUGHS] Pinch me 41 00:02:20,836 --> 00:02:22,096 [PO CLEARS THROAT] 42 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:25,582 ,You guys have, like ?a pot sticker type o' deal 43 00:02:25,623 --> 00:02:27,103 With a sauce ?or somethin' 44 00:02:29,061 --> 00:02:30,761 .Gongmen stew 45 00:02:30,802 --> 00:02:31,852 .No refunds 46 00:02:32,761 --> 00:02:35,591 ...Um, is there silverware, or 47 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:37,813 .Gongmen stew. No refunds 48 00:02:40,029 --> 00:02:42,119 FANG: Has the Empress ?eaten her dinner 49 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,772 .Afraid not, sir 50 00:02:43,815 --> 00:02:47,335 She refuses and asked ,that we leave her be .forever 51 00:02:47,384 --> 00:02:50,174 She's upset .about that fat panda 52 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:52,223 .Well, the fattest panda 53 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:54,389 ,Just, move aside .I'll speak to her 54 00:02:54,435 --> 00:02:55,775 .Apologies, General 55 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:58,307 We have strict orders .not to allow anyone inside 56 00:02:58,352 --> 00:03:02,362 ,And who, may I ask ?gave you the orders 57 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:04,659 .You did, of course, sir 58 00:03:04,706 --> 00:03:07,316 .Right. Carry on 59 00:03:07,361 --> 00:03:11,021 She's been in the exact same .position for hours 60 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:13,670 And neither of you felt the need 61 00:03:13,715 --> 00:03:16,015 to check on why ?she hadn't moved 62 00:03:17,675 --> 00:03:18,935 [GASPS] 63 00:03:18,981 --> 00:03:20,811 The Empress has been .turned into a vegetable 64 00:03:20,852 --> 00:03:23,512 What wicked sorcery [is this? [SNORTS 65 00:03:23,551 --> 00:03:25,941 .Suspect is a warlock ...Height unknown 66 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:28,818 That's not !the Empress, you idiot 67 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:29,950 !General! Look 68 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:36,216 ,XIAO: Dear reader your precious Empress Xiao ,is gone 69 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:37,829 .probably forever 70 00:03:37,869 --> 00:03:40,389 ,Do not search for her ,but if you do 71 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:43,747 definitely do not go into the woods .surrounding the palace 72 00:03:43,788 --> 00:03:45,308 .She's not there 73 00:03:45,355 --> 00:03:48,615 ,Yours truly .xoxo, her captor 74 00:03:48,663 --> 00:03:51,013 What kind of monster ?would do this 75 00:03:51,056 --> 00:03:53,226 She's clearly .written this herself 76 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:54,886 The "I's" are dotted with little hearts 77 00:03:54,930 --> 00:03:56,500 and there's peach juice .all over it 78 00:03:56,540 --> 00:04:00,070 .We can't be sure The warlock could've .conjured his own juice 79 00:04:00,109 --> 00:04:01,849 ,He's toying with us !General Fang 80 00:04:01,893 --> 00:04:04,243 ...Would you please [GRUNTS] 81 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:06,989 .Nobody can know she's gone 82 00:04:07,029 --> 00:04:08,509 :CHOW GUARD 1 .Of course, General 83 00:04:08,552 --> 00:04:10,252 FANG: The woods surrounding .the palace are treacherous 84 00:04:10,293 --> 00:04:12,773 .The Empress is not safe 85 00:04:12,817 --> 00:04:14,687 ,Okay, gang let's split up 86 00:04:14,732 --> 00:04:17,472 and look for any quizzical lookin' .ne'er-do-wellers 87 00:04:17,518 --> 00:04:19,998 Hmm. Try to get .some answers 88 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:21,482 Are we assigning ?code names 89 00:04:21,522 --> 00:04:23,742 I call dibs ".on "The Albatross 90 00:04:23,785 --> 00:04:26,265 !Such a good idea .But no time 91 00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:28,959 ,Please .nobody act rash 92 00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:30,747 [CLEARS THROAT] .Jing 93 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:33,062 ,Give yourself an MTA 94 00:04:33,098 --> 00:04:35,188 moment to assess the situation 95 00:04:35,231 --> 00:04:36,841 before you resort ...to whoopin' 96 00:04:36,885 --> 00:04:38,405 That dude looked !at me funny 97 00:04:39,017 --> 00:04:40,057 !Hey 98 00:04:40,105 --> 00:04:42,015 !No 99 00:04:42,934 --> 00:04:44,024 [GROWLS] 100 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:45,977 !Ya 101 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:46,984 [GRUNTS] 102 00:04:50,507 --> 00:04:52,677 [ALL GRUNTING] 103 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:04,393 [GRUNTS] 104 00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:08,916 [GRUNTS] 105 00:05:09,657 --> 00:05:10,917 !Aah 106 00:05:10,962 --> 00:05:11,962 [GRUNTS] 107 00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:13,485 !Aah 108 00:05:13,530 --> 00:05:14,490 [SCREAMS] 109 00:05:15,227 --> 00:05:16,227 [GRUNTS] 110 00:05:17,969 --> 00:05:20,449 ,For the record I'm disappointed !in you guys 111 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:26,236 ,LI: All right, people 112 00:05:26,282 --> 00:05:29,292 we're in less !than an ideal situation here 113 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,549 [ALL GRUNT] 114 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:32,111 ?So what's the plan, bozo 115 00:05:32,157 --> 00:05:34,027 We get inside .the volcano 116 00:05:34,072 --> 00:05:35,772 It seems Shi Long is building 117 00:05:35,813 --> 00:05:38,693 ,a giant warrior in there ...made out of some kind of 118 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:40,249 [MUMBLES] 119 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:42,386 .warrior material !Aah 120 00:05:42,429 --> 00:05:44,339 GRUNTS] What makes] ?you so sure 121 00:05:44,822 --> 00:05:45,912 [GRUNTS] 122 00:05:45,954 --> 00:05:47,914 Well, the designs for a volcano lab 123 00:05:47,956 --> 00:05:49,736 and giant warrior were on scrolls 124 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:51,004 sitting right .by each other 125 00:05:51,046 --> 00:05:52,396 ,But you're right .that could mean anything 126 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:54,269 But those guards did not like us 127 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:56,050 snooping around .down there 128 00:05:56,094 --> 00:06:00,144 Exactly. So we blow up ,the whole island .without us on it 129 00:06:00,185 --> 00:06:01,835 [ALL SCREAMING] 130 00:06:01,883 --> 00:06:03,753 ...And then when we do 131 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:05,018 [ALL LAUGHING] 132 00:06:05,321 --> 00:06:06,631 !Ah 133 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:08,800 ?Rooster! What is the deal 134 00:06:08,846 --> 00:06:12,196 Keep your eyes !on the sea, buckoes 135 00:06:12,241 --> 00:06:15,201 !Wing, Wong !Cut splice the cunningham 136 00:06:15,244 --> 00:06:17,684 !Tide's in our favor 137 00:06:17,725 --> 00:06:20,115 Well, now hold that !side of pickled cabbage 138 00:06:20,162 --> 00:06:22,082 Who died and made ?you captain 139 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,600 [SCREAMS] 140 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:28,165 I am the only one here who knows ,how to sail a ship 141 00:06:28,213 --> 00:06:29,353 !you plump giblet 142 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,169 ?Is that so ?You've sailed a ship 143 00:06:32,217 --> 00:06:36,957 No! But I have ridden .in the back of a wagon !Enough gibber-jabber 144 00:06:37,005 --> 00:06:39,215 !Anchors a-weigh, boys 145 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:41,968 ,Deckhands !hoist the buttress 146 00:06:42,010 --> 00:06:45,360 !Volcano Island, dead ahead 147 00:06:47,929 --> 00:06:49,279 !Whoa 148 00:06:49,321 --> 00:06:51,671 How are we supposed to ?find our guy in this mess 149 00:06:51,715 --> 00:06:53,625 We bust every head !in this place 150 00:06:53,674 --> 00:06:55,424 !No more head-busting 151 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:58,978 We wouldn't be in this brawl ...if you had listened to me 152 00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:01,857 We just gotta find the slimiest looking !slime ball in here 153 00:07:01,899 --> 00:07:03,249 .That guy's pretty slimy 154 00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:11,337 .You're right Our bribe from the Empire 155 00:07:11,387 --> 00:07:13,077 should have been .here by now 156 00:07:13,128 --> 00:07:14,478 Somethin' don't .feel right 157 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:16,131 !That's our guy 158 00:07:16,174 --> 00:07:17,314 [GROWLS] 159 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:18,959 !Get them 160 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:20,003 [GRUNTS] 161 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:23,311 [ALL GRUNTING] 162 00:07:24,835 --> 00:07:25,915 [WHIMPERS] 163 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:27,930 !Aah 164 00:07:27,969 --> 00:07:28,969 [GRUNTS] 165 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:30,616 [SHRIEKS] 166 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:36,110 Nobody destroys !my tavern but me 167 00:07:36,151 --> 00:07:37,411 !Aah 168 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,457 [GRUNTS] 169 00:07:39,241 --> 00:07:40,291 [SCREAMS] 170 00:07:41,809 --> 00:07:43,069 [SCREAMS AND PANTS] 171 00:07:43,114 --> 00:07:44,124 [GRUNTS] 172 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:47,822 [GROWLS] 173 00:07:47,858 --> 00:07:49,988 ,All right, pal .we need to talk 174 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:51,434 .Oh no, buddy 175 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:54,301 ,Sweet Christmas !he's so sticky 176 00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:57,043 ,Get your dry !furry hands off of me 177 00:07:57,781 --> 00:07:58,831 [ALL GRUNTING] 178 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:02,050 We gotta get him !out of here 179 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:03,530 !Good luck 180 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:04,660 [EFFORT GRUNTS] 181 00:08:07,182 --> 00:08:09,452 ?Maybe we can roll him 182 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,969 [GURGLING] 183 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:12,272 ...You heard the man 184 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:13,667 ?You're a man, right 185 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:14,890 [GROWLS] 186 00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:16,889 Let's roll him !outta here 187 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:18,191 [ALL SIGH] 188 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:21,334 !Ow 189 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:22,460 [ALL GRUNTING] 190 00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:32,249 [GRUNTS] 191 00:08:33,077 --> 00:08:34,427 ?Huh. Hello 192 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:37,170 ?Is somebody there ?Father 193 00:08:37,212 --> 00:08:39,952 Is that your spirit ?here to comfort me 194 00:08:39,997 --> 00:08:41,387 [CRIES] !Oh, Daddy 195 00:08:41,433 --> 00:08:42,833 [SHRIEKS] 196 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:44,870 Don't let the darkness .trick you, Xiao 197 00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:46,865 .Be brave. Be brave 198 00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:48,007 [GASPS] 199 00:08:48,049 --> 00:08:50,009 ?What ya' got there, lady 200 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:51,141 [ALL LAUGHING] 201 00:08:52,444 --> 00:08:53,754 [ALL GRUNTING] 202 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,925 !Or should I say Empress 203 00:08:57,972 --> 00:09:00,452 You think I care .about that hat? Please 204 00:09:00,496 --> 00:09:02,496 It's super-tacky .and hecka itchy 205 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,502 So what's a rich princess doing 206 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,374 all the way out ?in these scary woods 207 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:10,846 Well, I'm meeting ,a trained cut-throat 208 00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:12,458 ...with lots of muscles 209 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:15,208 .He should be here soon ?What time do you have 210 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,770 .Your gold, Empress !Or else 211 00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:21,648 !Halt! Unhand her 212 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:24,001 You know who ?you're messin' with, pal 213 00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:28,567 Well, I think .we showed them 214 00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:30,571 Let's get outta !here, boys 215 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:32,183 ,You can't be out here !Your Majesty 216 00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:34,883 Shi Long would have my head .if she knew you left the city 217 00:09:34,922 --> 00:09:37,452 Well, tell her .I'm not coming back 218 00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:38,879 .Let's go, Empress 219 00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:41,886 .No. I am a forest wanderer now 220 00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:45,449 ,I do not know where I am going ...but from this point forward 221 00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:47,587 I will let the trees [guide me.[RUSTLING 222 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:48,680 ?Father 223 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:49,808 !Grab her 224 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:52,850 !Now, trees !Now is your time !Rise up 225 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:55,936 !Take them down I order you in my !name as Empress 226 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:57,639 [GRUNTS AND SCREAMS] 227 00:09:58,641 --> 00:09:59,601 [GRUNTS] 228 00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:01,251 [GASPS] 229 00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:02,952 ?FANG: Who goes there 230 00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:08,703 ...I demand you 231 00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:11,218 [SCREAMS] 232 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:19,493 .Come with me, child .These woods aren't safe 233 00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:21,712 [ALL GRUNTING] 234 00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:25,151 ,All right !time to talk, pal 235 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:26,359 [GASPS] 236 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:30,890 You're really gonna .have to enunciate 237 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,899 .The name's Dun Dun 238 00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:37,458 My delicate combination skin 239 00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:40,596 must be ,constantly moisturized 240 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:44,080 much like the buttocks .of a North African Gibbon 241 00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:45,731 ?Uh... What 242 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,815 I need a lot ?of water, okay 243 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:52,695 You'll get your .watering, big guy 244 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:53,779 [GRUNTS] 245 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:55,787 Once we get .some answers 246 00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:56,789 .Backwards pound 247 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:01,751 That was fun, because .we've never done it before 248 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:05,491 You won't be getting .anything out of me 249 00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:09,234 I was supposed to meet ,imperial guards in the tavern 250 00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:12,797 .not a bunch of skinny pandas 251 00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:14,496 !Oh, thank you !Very kind 252 00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:16,763 Was hopin' .it would come to this [LAUGHS] 253 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,200 !I'll jog his memory 254 00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:20,853 .Whoa, whoa, whoa 255 00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:23,677 What did I say about [assessing the situation, Jing?[GRUNTS 256 00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,856 Okay, you don't want .me to hit him 257 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,952 ,What do you want me to do ?heal it out of him 258 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,511 !Nothing makes sense 259 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,688 ,NU HAI: Spill the beans ,Dun Dun 260 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,654 and everyone gets .out of here unharmed 261 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,433 .No. I'll never talk 262 00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:37,257 ,Give us the info we need 263 00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:39,915 and we'll moisten you up .and be on our way 264 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:45,270 .Please, just moisten me !I'm drying out 265 00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:48,973 !Mmm. So refreshing 266 00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:54,628 We can sit here all day !while you dry out, pal 267 00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:58,979 !Okay, I'll talk .There's a junk 268 00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,762 .Docked down at the harbor 269 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:04,197 With a shipment of iron .headed to Volcano Island 270 00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,065 [Oh. [LAUGHS 271 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,679 [Yes! [LAUGHS 272 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,248 ?What's the iron for, gordo 273 00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:13,685 I don't know !what the iron's for 274 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,173 But the ship !takes off tonight 275 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:18,873 !That's all I got, I swear 276 00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:20,352 [WHIMPERS] 277 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,270 [LAUGHS] 278 00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:30,657 !ALL: Ugh 279 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:36,099 Okay, we've done ,some pretty weird stuff 280 00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:38,056 but that may .top the list 281 00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,755 I wonder if that iron shipment 282 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,982 is the same one we saw .on the gaming boat 283 00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:43,072 .Could be 284 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,500 But what's ?the iron for 285 00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,586 We've got a ship to catch .if we wanna find out 286 00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,675 !Now, let's riggity-roll 287 00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:53,597 [GRUNTS] 288 00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:57,249 .Oh, wow ?What is this place 289 00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:59,038 GASPS] Is this some] kind of lady gym 290 00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,262 where you don't have to worry about 291 00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:01,961 all the creeps ?and grunting weight lifters 292 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,998 .Something like that !Aah 293 00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,829 .Wouldn't wanna be that guy 294 00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:09,313 When our former master ,Jindiao left us 295 00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:10,623 my monks and I 296 00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,359 committed to a lifetime .of helping others 297 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,010 The target is a reminder [of our past. [GRUNTS 298 00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:17,928 Well, thank you ,for saving me 299 00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,841 but I am a forest wanderer now 300 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,016 .and I must be going 301 00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:23,981 Before my royal guards .find me again 302 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,890 I've known many .like you, Empress 303 00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:28,755 ,I too was a wanderer .searching for my path 304 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,288 ?Really ?A forest wanderer like me 305 00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,992 Or just like ?a regular vagrant 306 00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,509 I can't imagine ,what it's been like for you 307 00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:37,083 ,losing your father 308 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,250 gaining all that power .and responsibility overnight 309 00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:43,557 ,Not easy even for the strongest .of warriors 310 00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:45,345 You sound like .Shi Long 311 00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:46,959 ?Shi Long 312 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,260 .My royal adviser She doesn't think .I'm ready either 313 00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,266 And she dictates .my every move 314 00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:54,618 And I don't know how I could have taken on ,my new role without her 315 00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:57,359 but I'm starting to forget what it's like .to be my own person 316 00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:59,361 I just wanted time !to grieve 317 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,363 ,I mean, first Father .then Fan Tong 318 00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:04,055 And I'm just !an emotional wreck right now 319 00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:06,064 ?Fan Tong ?You know him 320 00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:07,926 ,Nice panda ?about 'yay' wide 321 00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,847 ,Tiny hands ?wears capri pants 322 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,682 .That's him [CRIES] 323 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:15,640 Oh, how I miss .those tiny hands 324 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:18,730 I owe my life to Fan Tong .and his friends 325 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:21,820 I just don't know .what to do with him gone 326 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,521 .I feel so alone 327 00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:26,559 We are not .so different 328 00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:29,394 We've both felt the sting .of losing someone special 329 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,271 ,As a fawn .I was always fighting 330 00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:39,435 [GRUNTS] 331 00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,225 [SCREAMS] 332 00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:44,232 A violent future .was my only path 333 00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:49,542 .I was a beggar, an urchin 334 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,241 ...Until 335 00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:58,464 .His name was Jindiao .A wise kung fu warrior 336 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:04,212 .He saw a fight in me .He saw potential 337 00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:07,471 ,He taught me that I, too .could become a warrior 338 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,438 After proving to be ,his strongest student 339 00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:18,572 .he presented me with a gift 340 00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:22,053 ,It was a jade tusk 341 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:25,615 ,made of the rare .precious green stone 342 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,233 He promised me the world 343 00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:30,154 in exchange .for my undying loyalty 344 00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:34,501 I became willing to do anything 345 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:37,372 to help him achieve .ultimate power 346 00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:40,164 But after years ,of doing his bidding 347 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,200 years of fighting ...by his side 348 00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:46,595 [GRUNTS] 349 00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:47,951 .He betrayed me 350 00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:54,556 .I meant nothing to him 351 00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:56,955 I thought he gave me .purpose in life 352 00:15:56,999 --> 00:16:00,659 ,But in the end .I had to find my own 353 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,012 We are going to thrust this ship 354 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,968 right into the heart !of the beast 355 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,186 You gotta stare down !the Demon 356 00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:18,854 [SCREAMS] 357 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:22,420 You gotta make a love connection .with old lady Ocean 358 00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:26,199 Look off in the distance !and focus on a landmark 359 00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:28,546 I'm old, and I'll puke ,whenever I feel like it 360 00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:29,986 !thank you very much 361 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,302 I was only !trying to help 362 00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:34,209 .Hold that thought [RETCHES] 363 00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:37,214 ,Hang tight !we got a big one [LAUGHS] 364 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,960 !ALL: Whoa 365 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,220 Think about .our unborn child 366 00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,313 [SCREAMS] 367 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,570 [SCREAMS] 368 00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:50,139 [WHOOPING] 369 00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:51,453 !I am immortal 370 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,105 !I love it 371 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,631 !LI: Land ho 372 00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,072 !Thank goodness 373 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,196 .Oh, no 374 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:12,548 !Whoa 375 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:15,297 [LAUGHS] 376 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,596 !Nailed the landing !Nailed it! Aah 377 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,690 ,Ladies and gentlemen 378 00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:27,088 !welcome to Volcano Island 379 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,745 Your tale of heartbreak ,was sad 380 00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:35,140 but I don't see .what it has do with me [SCREAMS] 381 00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,581 .Follow me, Empress .We must jump 382 00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:42,153 What? No! It must be !a thousand-foot drop 383 00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,451 .You are a lynx 384 00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:45,327 Surely you'll land ?on your feet, will you not 385 00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,978 Um, I'm gonna go .with "no" on that one 386 00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,463 .Call it a hunch 387 00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:52,463 I see. A feeling deep down ?in your gut, you might say 388 00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:56,076 Exactly. I'm not jumping off of a cliff just because you .say so 389 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,338 I don't have .a death wish 390 00:17:57,380 --> 00:18:00,950 Ah! So you can make .your own decisions 391 00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,952 Remember that when you ,return to your throne 392 00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:04,954 .to rule over your people 393 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,435 [EXHALES] 394 00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:18,225 Yeah, but what about ?my bossy-pants adviser 395 00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,321 A wise ruler listens ,to advisors 396 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,320 but makes the toughest decisions 397 00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:26,282 ,even in times of pain .with her heart 398 00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:29,332 I just wanna bottle you up .and take you home 399 00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:31,109 And then open the bottle and free you 400 00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,373 so you can lead .my security detail 401 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,676 My duties are with ,my fellow monks 402 00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:36,993 ,but when you need me 403 00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:40,118 .leave a candle in your window .I will be there 404 00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:43,472 .One last thing, Empress 405 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:47,473 In case you ever find yourself .lost in the woods 406 00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:55,794 All righty, that's gotta be Shi Long's boat 407 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:56,920 that Dun Dun .was talking about 408 00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:59,661 !Look! Shi Long's Guards 409 00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,443 ,Okie dokie .no problemo 410 00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,008 We just gotta get on the boat 411 00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:04,934 without anyone .noticing 412 00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,409 !That's them 413 00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:09,579 Those are the skinny Pandas !who tried to dry me out 414 00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,316 !Get them 415 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,497 [GROWLING] 416 00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:17,113 Those are the flabby jerks !that destroyed my tavern 417 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,066 ,Sorry, pal .we're on a break 418 00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:20,993 !Break's over 419 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:22,549 !Gongmen Police !Everybody freeze 420 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,075 [BOTH GRUNTING] 421 00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:29,561 [GRUNTS] 422 00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:31,995 !Ah 423 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:40,476 [GRUNTS] 424 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:49,752 .Huh 425 00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:50,837 [GRUNTS] 426 00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:00,676 [SCREAMS] 427 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,076 [ROARS] 428 00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:20,039 !Come on, we gotta go 429 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:23,224 [PANTING] 430 00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:25,092 [GASPS] 431 00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:30,227 [ALL SCREAM] 432 00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:35,835 [ALL SCREAM] 433 00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:53,337 Does anyone here know how to use ?a flippin' spy glass 434 00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:56,122 ,Now hold on ,I got us here ?didn't I 435 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,387 Now we just have a day or a month's journey 436 00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:02,441 to get to the actual Volcano part !of Volcano Island 437 00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:05,178 At least we have .the supplies from the ship 438 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:08,220 Cart can cook us up .a pupu platter for the road 439 00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:09,882 [WHIMPERS] 440 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,010 ,Heavens to Betsy !we've been robbed 441 00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:16,233 Somebody drank all !of the emergency water !And ate all the food 442 00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:17,974 !Rooster 443 00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:26,106 .That's Captain Rooster 444 00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:28,724 ,Well, I have never ...in all my life 445 00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:31,985 !Hutt! Chut-chut! Shut-it .We've got a long road ahead 446 00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:37,771 We should probably .find some water 447 00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:43,168 ,A thousand apologies !Shi Long 448 00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:44,484 .Oh, get up 449 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,260 I tried to get ...her back but 450 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,515 [LAUGHS] 451 00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,827 ,Is something funny ?mistress 452 00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:51,613 .Such a fool 453 00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:54,748 ,The Empress has returned .no thanks to you 454 00:21:56,358 --> 00:22:00,408 ,But if this ever happens again I know plenty of guards 455 00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:03,499 who would kill .for your position 456 00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:10,495 [GRUNTS] 457 00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:13,462 !Aah 458 00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:18,726 ,All right gang, next lesson .figuring out how to sail 459 00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:21,432 ,Did anyone, by chance ?bring some ginger root 460 00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:24,300 You know, for sea sickness ?and potential constipation 461 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,693 Guys? We're gonna need .more than ginger 462 00:22:28,912 --> 00:22:29,912 [ALL GASP] 463 00:22:36,659 --> 00:22:38,619 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 29514

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