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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CUSTOMER RETCHING]
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I'm sorry your meal
.was not to your liking
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May I offer you a coupon
?for another time
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?A coupon
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That was the worst meal
!we've ever had
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If I wanted to eat a meal
that tasted like sawdust
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I could have
!just stayed home
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,Just couldn't resist
?could ya
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I didn't mean it
.like that
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!HUSBAND: Yes, you did
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!Now see what you've done
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.This is a problem
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[SCOFFS]
.You're telling me
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I thought for sure I used
enough duck sauce to disguise
.the taste of the sawdust
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Look, I know
there's a drought
,and flour is scarce
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but you can't
!feed people sawdust
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!We'll lose customers
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!I'm way ahead of you, Li
.Check it out
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Welcome to Ping
,and Li's Noodle Shop
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now providing
laundry service
.with every order
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Babysitting available
.on site
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.Manicure and pedicures
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.Shave and a haircut
.Dental
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,Minor surgery performed
.while you wait
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?YELLS] What]
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?What do you think? Ah
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And now keep in mind
.I'm just spit-balling here
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[SIGHS]
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Spit-balls are one of
,my secret ingredients
.by the way
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[ALL GASPING]
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!Dang it, Ping
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.ZHIZHU: Hi, fellas
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!Oh, my goodness
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!Zhizhu
!What a rare surprise
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Are you here
?for the leg massage
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.I'm running a special
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Eight legs
.for the price of four
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I could also
express your spinnerets
.for a small fee
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I believe we have
another situation
.with the Wellspring
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.There have been vibrations
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NU HAI: All I said
was that as Leader
,of the Constellations
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I should be
the one to introduce us
.at the Palace
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BAO: Again with
?the "leader" stuff
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?Why not the most famous
?Or best-dressed
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Or the one
?with the sweetest voice
.PS, all me, by the way
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I hate to interrupt
but does anyone
?have any snacks handy
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.I'm hungry
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You haven't stopped eating
since we left
.Panda Village, Fan Tong
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I'm nervous about
meeting the Emperor
.so I'm stress-eating
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And I'm nervous
,about stress-eating, so
.you know, it's a vicious cycle
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.Now that's weird
According to the map
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the pickup point where
we're catching the boat
.in the morning is that way
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?It's locked
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Then I guess we're
!kicking the door down
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.CHUCKLES] No, no]
No one's kicking
.down any doors
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But we do need
to find a way in there
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so maybe we could
find a window
...or perhaps a chimney
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[SUN WUKONG SINGING]
♪ Twelve million pots
of tea on the wall
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♪ Twelve million pots of tea
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♪ If one of those pots
should happen to plotz ♪
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[LAUGHING]
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[SHUSHING]
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!Don't shush me
We have esteemed guests
.coming our way
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!Guests? Ooh
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?Why didn't you say so
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[EVIL LAUGH]
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I was hoping
,we'd get there early
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you know, maybe do
.a little clothes shopping
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I hear ruffles
.are a thing now
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[DOOR OPENS]
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:FAN TONG
I think I might need
.some new shorts myself
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.PO: Whoa
.Looks like a mining town
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:NU HAI
.This place feels deserted
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!An abandoned mining town
!Creepy
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?I can dig it." Get it"
!Up top! Wordplay
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?Nobody
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I don't think
.this is the pickup point
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.Everyone, stay close
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...Uh
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[LIGHTNING CRASHES]
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:FAN TONG
.That's weird
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Usually I can tell
when it's going to rain
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because my head
.starts to tingle
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!Totally feeling it now
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PO: This isn't a safe spot
!to be in a storm. Let's go
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[GASPS]
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[SCREAMING]
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[LAUGHING WICKEDLY]
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[EXCLAIMING]
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!Follow me
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!I know a place
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Okay, there's no way
.we're following that guy
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[YELLS]
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PO: That storm
!came out of nowhere
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Yes, that's the way things
.happen 'round here
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!It'll pass
,In the meantime
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!welcome to my man-cave
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?May I take your things
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Thanks for your
...hospitality, Mister
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.Sun Wukong
!The pleasure is all yours
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.Whoa, whoa, whoa
.Wait a minute
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,Like Sun Wukong
the immortal trickster
?Monkey King guy
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.CHUCKLING] Me? No]
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.I'm not that Sun Wukong
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.Met the guy once
.Total wack job
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.I'm just the caretaker here
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,Pardon me
but what's that red liquid
?dripping down the mountains
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Please tell me
.that's cranberry juice
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?Unnerving, isn't it
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That's the red dust
.coming off the mountain
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,You're in Langgan
the only red jade mine
.in all of China
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?BAO: Red jade
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Nice! I have been thinking
.about getting an earring
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[Earrings? [SCOFFS
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The power in Langgan Jade
!would blow your ears off
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.It's all gone anyway
.Not a nugget to be had
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.That's why everyone left
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.Except me, I love it here
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!So quiet
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.And pants are optional
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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
,Thank you
.Mister Optional Pants
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,Soon as the rain passes
.we'll be on our way
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Well, you're free
.to go at any time
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Of course you'll miss
.the free buffet
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!Sweet heavenly dumplings
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,And what do you know
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I just had
.the guest room re-done
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My bed's got a silk pillowcase
for my delicate
.combination skin
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.And mine's hard as a rock
.Just like I like it
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It's almost like this place
.was designed just for us
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I'm sure it's just
.a coincidence, Nu Hai
.Don't make it weird
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GASPS] Is that]
a pair of Capri pants
?in my size
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!Awesome
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!Mistress Long
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?What is it, General Fang
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I thought I instructed you
to keep an eye on the Empress
.while she mourns
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The Empress has
requested your presence
.in her chambers
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.Immediately
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.Poor suffering girl
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I expect
she's come to realize
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she's not ready
for the responsibility
.of the throne
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She'll be looking
,to lean on me for help
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which I'll only be
.too happy to give
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Fang, get me a handkerchief
so I'll be ready to dry
.her inevitable tears
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Can I just say
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it is so inspiring
.to watch you work
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.I know
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,Thank you for coming
.Shi Long
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As you know, father's death
.came as a great shock to me
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.Here come the water works
.Handkerchief me, Fang
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But it has
made me realize that
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I know you better
.than you think I do
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.Much better, in fact
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I'm not sure I know
.what you mean, Empress
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.I thought you'd say that
Daddy always said
I was a maverick
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.and I go after what I want
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...So
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[Surprise! [SQUEALS
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I made you an outfit
.for the funeral
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This style
,will flatter anyone
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even someone with
numerous body flaws
.such as yourself
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.You're welcome
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.Thank you, your Grace
?Will there be anything else
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Yes, there is
.one other teeny thing
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When Master Po
,and the Constellations arrive
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I want to take part
.in their investigation
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.Of course
?Wait, what
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I can't just sit around
.if my people are in danger
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.That isn't very mavericky
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,Your exaltedness
.it could be dangerous
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.Not with you by my side
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We are gonna make
.such a great team
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,Me, the idea girl and you
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.doing what I say
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Anyone else uneasy
about sleeping in a hut
?with a possible maniac
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We're stuck here
till the storm lets up
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so you may as well
.try to catch some z's
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I'll keep watch
and make sure
.nothing hinky goes down
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[DOOR OPENS]
[SCREAMS]
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?How's everyone doin'
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Did you like
?the pillow mints
?Ya comfy
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.Physically, yes
...Emotionally
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.We're good. Thanks
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I'll be in the next room
.if you need anything
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!Anything at all
[CHUCKLES]
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.Mmm
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[CHUCKLES MISCHIEVOUSLY]
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.Yeah, we're gonna die
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!Well, good night
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[SNORING]
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[LIGHTNING CRASHES]
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[YAWNS]
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...What the
?Where am I
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!I'm on a stage? Sweet
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!Hey y'all
It's great to be back
,in my subconscious
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...but I, uh
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[FAINT COUGHING]
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I don't have
.anything prepared
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:SUN WUKONG
How's about a joke
?to warm 'em up
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.Great idea
.Thanks, Monkey Guy
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So, did you guys
see that current event
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that happened
?in the news recently
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?What
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[YELLING]
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!I don't think they're fans
?What do I do now
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:SUN WUKONG
You could try
.being talented
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?Or interesting
.Just a thought
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I hate to be the one
,to break it to you, Bao
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!but you're not a big star
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In fact, you're not
!a big anything
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LAUGHS] Sorry to]
.crush your dreams
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!BAO: Help
!JING: Hey
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!Back off, stanky toes
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Jing! Am I dreaming you
?or are you dreaming me
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.Don't know
But that new voice
.of yours is a nightmare
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,Now come on
.let's get out of here
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?Leaving so soon
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[GROANS]
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[GASPS]
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Sure I can't interest you
?in some friendly sparring
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,Watch out Jing
!he's a tricky monkey
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!Man, that kid was a pest
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?So what do you say
I'll even give you
.the first shot
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Well, your face
.is really punchable
!I'm in
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[GRUNTS]
[SQUEAKS]
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...What the
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[SUN WUKONG LAUGHING]
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.Not much of a fighter
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Guess that's why they say
you're the weakest
.of the Four Constellations
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!No one says that
!You're a liar
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?SUN WUKONG: Liar
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.That hurts my feelings
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I've only told
.one lie in my life
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?Know what it was
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!That I've only told one lie
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?What does that even mean
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:NU HAI
!It's a brain game, duh
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?Nu Hai
What are you doing
?in my dream
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What are you
?doing on my desk
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!Hey
!No cheating off friends
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NU HAI: I may be flat
,and two-dimensional
!but that hurt
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,Students
!your test begins now
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!Luckily, I love tests
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?What's the subject
?Math? Science? History
246
00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:32,749
:Question one
What is always coming"
"?but never arrives
247
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,185
!That's a trick question
248
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:37,631
.But I happen to know this one
".The answer is "tomorrow
249
00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:40,149
!You fail
250
00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,015
[SCREAMING]
251
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:44,977
[ALL GROANING]
252
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,288
[SIGHING IN RELIEF]
253
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:48,991
?Guys? Did you see that
254
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:50,639
You mean the part
where your worst nightmare
255
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,992
was finding out
you're not as smart
?as you think you are
256
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:54,473
.Yeah, I saw that
257
00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:56,302
!Not helping
258
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:57,910
?Hey, where's Fan Tong
259
00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,651
[ALL SCREAMING]
260
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:05,351
?This is Fan Tong's nightmare
261
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:07,530
[CHUCKLING]
262
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:12,793
[GASPS]
263
00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:14,968
[SHRIEKING]
264
00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:17,581
?What is it
?A ghost? A monster
265
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:19,838
.It's his shadow
266
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,446
[FAN TONG WHIMPERING]
267
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:23,723
!It's still there
268
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:26,149
[FAN TONG SHRIEKING]
269
00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:28,756
I almost feel bad
.that was so easy
270
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:29,978
[ALL SCREAMING]
271
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:33,599
[YELLS]
?Why are we screaming
272
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,118
!I failed a test
273
00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:38,382
.Bombed on stage
!My fists got squishy
274
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:42,516
I'm getting the feeling
it's checkout time here
.at the Creepy Monkey Inn
275
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:46,038
And I guess
.I'm doing the packing
276
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:50,792
The storm seems
!to have broken. Let's go
277
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:51,920
?Where's Fan Tong
278
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:55,226
?Food, Fan Tong? Really
279
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,969
.Seemed a shame to waste it
.Nu Hai's right
280
00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:00,361
This is no time
!to be worrying about food
281
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:02,364
,Sorry, Master Po
...but I
282
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:03,756
.Wait a minute
283
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:06,629
Since when does Master Po
?not worry about food
284
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,723
!Hinky! Hinky
285
00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,806
!You're not Master Po
286
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:21,472
[CHUCKLES]
!You found me
287
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:24,562
The old tell-tale tail
!always gives me away
288
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,256
[SHRIEKS]
289
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,962
?Where's Master Po
!The real one
290
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:33,963
?PO: Can someone let me out
291
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,313
.It's not great in here
292
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:39,703
I think this might be
where the miners had
.their indoor outhouse
293
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:44,188
,To free him
all you have to do
.is get past me
294
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:47,281
.This shouldn't be too hard
There's only one of him
!and four of us
295
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:49,365
.Good point
296
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,766
,You just had to say it
?didn't you
297
00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:01,900
Good luck
!finding the real me
298
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,954
And you gotta do it
...before sun-up
299
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:06,470
Otherwise Po
...will be stuck here
300
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,914
!For 500 years
301
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,605
Zang, get this message
.to Po
302
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:17,832
We need him back
in Panda Village ASAP
303
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:19,743
to help protect
.the Wellspring
304
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:21,834
.Okay, got it
305
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:24,787
Question: Do I have time
?for a quick bite before I go
306
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:28,276
,No. And trust me
you don't want to eat
.anything here anyway
307
00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:31,498
Hey! I will try
.not to take that personally
308
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,239
[GROANS]
309
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,720
!I didn't say stop
310
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:37,629
.You know what I mean
311
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:41,285
?Do I
Do you know how fragile
?I am right now
312
00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:45,771
,Well, Ping
no matter how terrible
your cooking may get
313
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:48,864
or how foolhardy
,your business ideas may be
314
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:51,564
you will always
.mean the world to me
315
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,132
[SOBS]
316
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:57,349
It's times like these
I'm grateful
.for your strength
317
00:15:57,391 --> 00:16:02,181
You love birds
,look pretty busy
.so I'm just gonna go
318
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,492
[LAUGHING]
319
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,360
I think I got a beat
.on the real one
320
00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:12,801
!Darn it. False alarm
321
00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:16,322
I guess
.I can tell you now
322
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:19,456
I really am
,the immortal trickster
!Sun Wukong
323
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,110
!I knew it
If I weren't trying
to defeat you right now
324
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:24,455
I'd totally be asking
.for your autograph
325
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:26,993
[YELLING]
326
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:27,989
!Ow
327
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:31,897
?Why are you doing this
328
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,947
I was trapped here
by the gods
329
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:38,823
after they accused me
of stealing the mystical
!red jade of Langgan
330
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,087
?Did you steal it
331
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:42,039
!Of course I did
332
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:46,178
,And I was going to return it
.until someone stole it from me
333
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:49,312
I've told some
.whoppers in my time
.But that beats 'em all
334
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,876
The gods didn't
.believe me either
335
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:56,933
They sentenced me
to stay in this mine
for 500 years
336
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,932
unless I could find someone
.to take my place
337
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:01,464
?So you trapped Master Po
!That's not fair
338
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:04,408
What part
of 'immortal trickster'
?are you not getting
339
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,888
[SCREAMS]
340
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:07,897
!Constellations
!Group meeting
341
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:10,729
?What is it, Fan Tong
342
00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:14,248
I just really need
.to catch my breath
343
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,514
.There's no time to rest
We have to pick up the pace
344
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:18,687
if we want to find
!Sun Wukong by sunrise
345
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,213
:FAN TONG
.But that's just it, Nu Hai
346
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:22,386
I think this monkey guy
.is trickier than that
347
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:25,572
,No offense, Fan Tong
,but in this scenario
without Master Po
348
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:29,089
you're the brawn
.and I'm the brains
.I'll think, you fight
349
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:32,615
Okay. But I think
.I'm offended
350
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:36,750
,With any luck
Zang should make it to
.the Forbidden City by day's end
351
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,494
.Good
352
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:41,925
And when you're
,done with the map
?can you tear off a corner
353
00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:44,453
I need a little seasoning
.for my broth
354
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:45,978
[DOOR OPENS]
[GROANING]
355
00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:49,291
All I can hear
.is boom, boom, boom
356
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,199
Get me some
.sawdust tea, stat
357
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:54,254
Are you here
about the noises coming
?from the Wellspring, too
358
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:57,340
No, I'm just getting home
.from a late-night party
359
00:17:57,380 --> 00:18:01,040
,What can I say
,the kids are gone
.I'm empty nesting
360
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,600
Now, what about
?the Wellspring
361
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,996
Well, there's something
.going on with it. Again
362
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,351
?So what are we gonna do
363
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:10,180
I'm confident
Po will be back soon
.to deal with it
364
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,179
?And if he doesn't return
365
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,661
Then we'll just
.take care of it ourselves
366
00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:18,362
We are the Guardians
.of the Wellspring after all
367
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:20,971
PING: Let's hope
.it doesn't come to that
368
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:25,022
,I hate to rush ya
but your deadline
!is starting to rise
369
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,198
[GASPS]
370
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:31,808
,Even though he wasn't real
.that still felt pretty good
371
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:34,679
[PANTING]
372
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,032
!Not you again
373
00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:37,591
[WHIMPERING]
374
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:38,898
[SUN WUKONG SCREECHING]
375
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:41,950
.Hey, Nu Hai
376
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:44,860
Have you noticed
anything weird
?about these monkeys
377
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,906
NU HAI: You mean
?besides everything
378
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:48,561
,Quit wasting time
!Fan Tong
379
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:50,605
.None of them have shadows
380
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:53,351
None of them
!except that one
381
00:18:58,485 --> 00:18:59,525
[CHUCKLES]
382
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,923
,Congrats, big guy
.you nailed me
383
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:08,542
,Unfortunately your timing
.not so good
384
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,802
,The sun is up
so I'm heading out
385
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:13,455
.and Po is staying in
386
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,590
And hey, once you get
over the crushing loss
387
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:18,202
,of your Master
.let's all grab lunch
388
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:19,684
.I don't believe you
389
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:21,553
.No, I really mean it
390
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:24,415
And if lunch doesn't work
!we can do brekkie
...If that doesn't work
391
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,077
You said in my dream
that you've only told one lie
392
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:31,652
.and that was it
So maybe
.nothing you said is true
393
00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:34,172
.That's right
What if everything
?he says is a lie
394
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:39,353
.See? He's still tricking us
395
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:44,177
For an imaginary sun
.that is surprisingly juicy
396
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,966
Guys, I think
.we're still dreaming
397
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:49,711
!You're insane
,And I should know
.I'm insane
398
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,893
That means
.the fight was a dream
399
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:54,719
Master Po getting
!locked up was a dream
400
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:57,068
Me being untalented
.was a dream
401
00:19:57,108 --> 00:20:00,158
That means
all we have to do
!is wake up
402
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,979
!Quick
.Knock yourself out
403
00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:03,416
?What
.On the count of three
404
00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:05,333
!One, two, three
405
00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:07,246
[ALL SCREAMING]
406
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:10,211
[ALL SCREAMING]
407
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:14,132
Man, that was some
serious log-sawing
!you guys were doing. Hey
408
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:15,479
[GASPS]
409
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:19,738
.It's totally dry out here
410
00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:21,613
!And the gate is open
411
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:24,525
Are you guys gonna explain to me
,what happened back there
...or am I just
412
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:25,881
[SUN WUKONG LAUGHING]
413
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,750
!Don't go
!I was just playing
414
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:29,882
[ALL YELLING]
415
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,488
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
416
00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:44,162
Five hundred years
!isn't that long
417
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:46,329
I've got scabs
.older than that
418
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:50,805
,It's quiet here
great place to write
.a follow-up memoir
419
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:53,338
.Sorry, Mr. Wukong
We have someplace
.we gotta be
420
00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:55,042
And we're behind
.schedule as it is
421
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:56,949
,Come on guys
maybe they'll hold
.the boat for us
422
00:20:57,865 --> 00:20:59,165
[GRUNTING]
423
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:01,477
!This is not over
424
00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:04,261
,In fact
.it's just beginning
425
00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:09,272
?So what do you figure
.They solved the riddle
?Think they'll do
426
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,449
!Thank you
427
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:20,710
[SUN WUKONG LAUGHING]
428
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:26,110
[GROANS]
429
00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:29,204
I have an important message
.for Dragon Master Po
430
00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:32,554
?Oh, really
I'll be happy to
.give it to him personally
431
00:21:32,595 --> 00:21:37,025
Well, I really
.shouldn't, you know
.It's from Panda Village
432
00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:38,428
,On the other hand
,that was a long trip
433
00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:41,131
and I drank a huge iced tea
.before I left
434
00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:42,869
,I don't normally do this
435
00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:47,260
but would you care
to use one of
?the private royal restrooms
436
00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:52,272
I bet they got
!that two-ply toilet paper
!Here, take it
437
00:21:58,534 --> 00:22:00,324
.LI: Dragon Master Po
438
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:03,632
I have reason to believe
.The Wellspring is in danger
439
00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:07,330
.Please return to Panda Village as soon as possible
440
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:10,019
Also, I hope you're
...getting enough to eat
441
00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:11,767
?XIAO: Shi Long
442
00:22:11,808 --> 00:22:13,458
.I heard something
?Who was that
443
00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:14,896
.No one
444
00:22:14,942 --> 00:22:17,162
Probably just the voices
.in my head again
445
00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:19,245
.Sometimes they're so loud
446
00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:22,864
,Now come
I want you to taste the menu
.I've planned for the funeral
447
00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:27,036
,And don't worry
I've ordered a low carb
.option for you
448
00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:33,918
I'm not worried
.at all, Empress
449
00:22:36,006 --> 00:22:37,966
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