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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SCREAMING]
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!Shi Long
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.Ooh! I didn't see that coming
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You had your chance
.to save your people
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!Now, all will perish
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[LAUGHS WICKEDLY]
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[ALL GASP]
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[GRUNTS]
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.Oh, that's probably not good
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.All right. All right
.Move along
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You idiots can lead
?yourselves to safety, right
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!Ping! Ping
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[EXCLAIMING]
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,Speak to me
!you old so-and-so
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[CHUCKLES]
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,Glad you survived
.old friend
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,Those carts
.I couldn't save them
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Their screams
.will haunt me
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[SOBBING]
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,Okay, honestly
the cart thing is
.getting to be a bit much
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[LOW GROWL]
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Well, looks like
.you've got this handled
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!Arrivederci,suckers
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I can never tell
whether I don't like
.that guy or hate him
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We have to get you
.to safety, Empress
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And I'm not just saying that
.because I want to get to safety
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.We can't leave
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Not while that thing
.is still in my kingdom
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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[WHISTLING]
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!Over here
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Does anybody else's head
.feel squishy? Mmm
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[GRUNTS, GASPS]
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[ROARS]
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[SQUEALING]
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,Follow me
.your Empressness
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[YELLING]
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[Yah! [GRUNTS
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[EXCLAIMING]
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!Yah! Huh
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[SCREAMING]
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[ROARS]
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[YELLING]
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,Oh, man
.I'm gonna regret this
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.Come on, this way
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[ALL PANTING NERVOUSLY]
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[GRUNTING]
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I can't stay
.this ginormous forever
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!Get inside
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[EXCLAIMING]
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[ALL PANTING]
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!Ooh
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[STRAINING]
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.Okay, we should be safe
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...SHAKILY] Uh]
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So, I'm just
gonna snag this
.and be on my way
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!No
!Whoo-hoo
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!Ha
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[RUMBLING]
[GASPS NERVOUSLY]
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[ROARS]
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GRUNTS] Give me]
!back my crown
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!We had a deal
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.We have completed our agreement
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!And I will be on my way
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[LAUGHING]
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PO: If you were
,planning to run
?why did you just save us
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[RUMBLING]
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?You
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!Ha! I saved the crown, baby
[RUMBLING]
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After everything
?we did for you
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?Everything you did for me
[LAUGHS]
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What about
?everything I did for you
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I've been helping
you guys ever since
.we met in Langaan
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.The eyes never lie
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!Oh, yeah
[LAUGHS]
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[CLAMORING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[GASPS]
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...Hmm
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[CHUCKLING]
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...Um
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None of that
.actually helped us
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Yeah, you're kinda
,just a creepy
.old stalker, dude
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I was keeping
!an eye on you
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[RUMBLING]
[GASPS]
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.Like a stalker
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!Aah
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Empress, we must
.get you out of here
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I won't abandon my kingdom
while that janky metal statue
.is wrecking it
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What if I had a way to get
the janky metal statue
?out of the city
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Uh, how are you planning
?to do that exactly
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.I'm not
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.Oh, no
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[ROARING]
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!Son
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.Dads, we'll take it from here
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You guys need
to get to the catacombs
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and help Grandma
.evacuate the city
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And I'll round up
!any remaining carts
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,Listen, son
.I am so proud of you
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!My precious seed
[WAILING]
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Not as proud as I am
.of you, Dad. Dads
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[LI WAILING]
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.Son
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[MOURNFUL WAILING]
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[HUMMING]
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[LOW ROAR]
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.Do your thang
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!Ha
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!Yah
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[GRUNTS]
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[ROARS]
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[BOTH STRAINING]
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.We gotta protect Nu Hai
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[GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTS]
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!Yah
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[EXCLAIMING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[PANTS]
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!Aah
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[GRUNTING]
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[EXCLAIMS]
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!Uh, Nu Hai
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If you're gonna get
,that thing out of the city
!maybe hurry up a little
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Hey, I'm getting
...to that, Bao, and
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!Oh
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[YELLS]
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[STRAINING]
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[ALL GRUNT]
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[EXCLAIMS]
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[EXCLAIMING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[PANTING]
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.LAUGHING] Sweet]
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Looks like we're
.gonna need a ride
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FAN TONG: This doesn't
.feel safe at all
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You have no idea
how lucky you are
!to be controlling this body
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!It's a temple
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Well, the temple
.has a muffin top
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SCOFFING] Maybe 'cause]
I haven't been to the gym
!in over five hundred years
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?Ever think of that
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,Now remember
the Wellspring is concentrated
.in that giant hunk of red jade
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,We destroy the red jade
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then we save China
.and end the drought
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.I hope
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.Well, I'm inspired
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[ROARS]
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They don't look
.too happy to see us
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[GRUNTS ANGRILY]
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Uh, okay. Everybody might
.want to hold on extra tight
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!FAN TONG: Oh, gosh
.I'm so afraid to ask
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[GRUNTS LOUDLY]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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[GROANS]
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!Deja-whoa
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,NU HAI: Master Po, quick
.put this on
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.You're the Dragon Master
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,We're running out of time
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and your kung fu
.is much stronger than mine
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.No. This is your fight
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.You got this
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.Thank you, Master Po
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.Fight now. Thank me later
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[ROARS]
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[LOW GROWL]
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[EXCLAIMS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[Yah! [EXCLAIMS
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[GRUNTS]
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[YELLS]
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[ROARS]
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?EXCLAIMS] Hmm]
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!Aah
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[SCREAMS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[EXCLAIMING]
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[GROANS, GRUNTS]
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[GROANS]
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[YELLS]
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!Yah
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[GRUNTING]
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There's too flipping
.many of them
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?How do we get them to stop
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.FAN TONG: The Red Jade
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Nu Hai, they're
gonna keep coming
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until we take out that
!giant demon's Red Jade
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[NU HAI EXCLAIMS]
!GRUNTING] Oh]
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Easier said
!than done, Fan Tong
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[GRUNTING]
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[YELLS]
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!Now, Nu Hai
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!Hit her in the Red Jade
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[ROARS]
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!Aah
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!No, no, no
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!No shrinking
!Stop the shrinkage
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[LAUGHING]
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[GASPS]
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[GRUNTING]
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?Are you kidding me
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.I'm just gonna say it
!Your timing is awful
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I ain't as spry
.as I used to be
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These things happen
.as you get older
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.Goodbye, old friend
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[LAUGHING WICKEDLY]
!Aah
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[SCREAMING]
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.Oh, boy
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[LAUGHING WICKEDLY]
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?What's the deal
?Why isn't she doing anything
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She's just standing there
.like a weirdo
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Isn't she gonna step on us
?and smush us
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I always try
to hope for the best
,in these situations
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but there's
a very good chance
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she has something
.much worse planned for us
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,Way to stay positive
!Master Po
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.Ugh, forget this crud
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!Hey, lady! Yo
?What's up with you
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?What are you looking at
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Why wouldn't you just squash us
?right now, Rust Bucket? Huh
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You, and your students are
.from the humblest of origins
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.You're nothing but lowly pandas
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Whoa, some of us
.less-lowly than others
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Your rise has given
.the citizens of China hope
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,And when I snuff you out
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that hope will be
.snuffed out as well
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?What
?What
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[ROARING]
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?What is this madness
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.Don't look at me
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I'm just as confused
.as you are right now
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Yes, this certainly took
.a surprising turn
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Once again, I have proved
,my incredible intellect
!cunning and courage
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Is it wrong that I
?still kinda hate him
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!We are warriors
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!We dig
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[YELLING]
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!Whoa
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[SQUEALS IN DELIGHT]
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You see, in a remarkable
...change of heart, I
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[ALL GASP]
!Oh
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[YELLS]
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[ROARS]
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!Attack
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[YELLING]
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[ROARS]
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[EXCLAIMING]
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[YELLING]
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[EXCLAIMING]
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[Yah! [GRUNTS
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!Aah
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These jabronies
.aren't giving up
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[GRUNTS]
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!Yah
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Can you guys get me close
?to that giant icky thing
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.Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
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[YELLING]
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[GRUNTS ANGRILY]
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[EXCLAIMING]
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!Here we go
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[EXCLAIMS]
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[BAO YELLS]
[ROARS]
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!BAO: Stupid demon
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[EXCLAIMS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[EXCLAIMS]
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[SCREAMING]
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[STRAINING]
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?You good
271
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.Yeah, I'm good
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[PANTING]
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[GASPS]
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.Oh, thank you, Fan Tong
.You are a true hero
275
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[SOFTLY]
.My thighs are sweating
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[LAUGHING]
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You are seriously
.the funniest and the bravest
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[Huh? [WHIMPERS
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[CLICKING TONGUE]
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.Mmm
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[CLAMORING]
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[EXCLAIMING, YELLS]
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00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:07,816
,Per our deal
.here's your crown, guy
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00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,823
.Oh, you're too kind
285
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,515
And it looks like
the folks who sent me
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00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,782
to help you
.made the right choice
287
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:14,865
?Who sent you
288
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,874
?Ha! Does it even matter now
289
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,696
.I just go where I'm sent
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.Except when I don't
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,You do realize you're, like
?super annoying, right
292
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:24,266
!Help! Someone help
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00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:25,664
.It's okay, Shi Long
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00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:26,797
.This is fine
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00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:27,928
.We're gonna fix you
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.I don't deserve to be fixed
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,Deserve it or not
.you're my sister
298
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.I'll always be here for you
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.I got this
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00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,421
?How stupid can you be
301
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:47,864
You would save
this vile blaggard
!after all her tomfoolery
302
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:50,513
.It's what I do, bubba
.I heal people
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[YELLS]
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[GROANING WEAKLY]
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[GROANS]
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00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:13,229
[EXCLAIMS]
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00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:14,536
[LAUGHING]
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00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:20,333
Thank you for forgiving
.and exonerating me
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00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:21,810
?"Exonerate"
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00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:25,940
LAUGHS] Oh, no, you are]
.so going to jail
311
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,505
.I mean, you're my sister
312
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:31,251
,But you're still in
.literally, a ton of trouble
313
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:33,562
[STRAINING]
314
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:38,739
,Okay, everybody
.you should be safe now
315
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,430
Don't everyone
.thank me at once
316
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:43,647
I told you we'd all get there
.when we got there, haters
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00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:44,828
!Oh! Ah
318
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:50,045
.Wow, what a mess
319
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,836
!Grandma
!Grandma, you're okay
320
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,580
.So good to see you, too
I mean, I was more
.worried about myself
321
00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:54,881
.Yep, I'm still living
!But still, you're okay
322
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:56,276
!They ain't got me yet
323
00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,281
[LOW GROWL]
324
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[MOLES CHANTING]
!All hail Glorious Bao
!All hail Glorious Bao
325
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:17,689
SIGHS] He's gonna be]
.a nightmare to deal with now
326
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,692
.Well, more of a nightmare
327
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,484
Just be happy
you don't share
.a room with him
328
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:22,948
?Uh, guys
329
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:26,478
,Sorry to interrupt
?but this is concerning, right
330
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:30,834
Remember what I said
about Red Jade being
331
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:34,045
highly unstable
?and very explosive
332
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,396
.Well, I'll be in touch
333
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:37,795
If there's anything
!left of you. Good luck
334
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:38,969
.Holy underpants
335
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:41,104
:NU HAI
...Okay, we just need to
336
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:52,375
[EXCLAIMING]
337
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:18,655
Boys! I still need
!to be moistened
338
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:25,799
[SQUEALS IN DELIGHT]
339
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:30,719
[CHUCKLING]
340
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,810
!Oh, hey, you're not a mirror
341
00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:39,474
.Nope. I'm your best friend
342
00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:40,819
[SIGHING]
343
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:42,298
[SIGHING]
344
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,127
[LAUGHING]
!Yeah
345
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:48,564
!Yes
346
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:50,295
[ALL CHEERING]
347
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:55,964
ZHIZHU: Well, I suppose
.I'm out of a job
348
00:18:56,004 --> 00:19:00,494
The chi of the planet
is no longer concentrated
.in the Wellspring
349
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:02,970
It's exploded
.all over the place
350
00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:05,621
,Chi belongs to everyone now
351
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:08,406
not just pandas
.and kung fu masters
352
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:10,581
So, what's next
?for you, Zhizhu
353
00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:12,407
.I'm finally free
354
00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:14,715
All that's left for me
to do now is to find
355
00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:16,942
a freakishly huge
,immortal spider
356
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:19,331
.who's single and down to clown
357
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,949
[CHEERING]
358
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,606
,As a token of our gratitude
359
00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:43,566
as well as our world-famous
,Panda Village civic pride
360
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:46,747
.we present these medals to you
361
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:50,011
.You know what? I can wait
362
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:51,578
.Let Fan Tong go first
363
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:54,279
.Hey, I taught you that
364
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,203
!I taught him that
365
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:57,668
.That's our son
366
00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:01,068
You will all be expected
.to help me rear him
367
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:04,592
.BAO: "Bravery, it can't be taught, you know
368
00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:07,078
Sure, every band needs"
.a charismatic lead singer
369
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:10,338
".But the drummer and the tambourine player deserve a little credit, too"
370
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:13,168
[ALL CHEERING]
371
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,306
.No one can do it alone"
372
00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:22,399
We all need"
.a little help sometimes
373
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:25,492
".Nobody is perfect"
374
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:27,008
,Don't worry, Shi Long
375
00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:29,661
in another couple of years
,when I trust you again
376
00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:33,616
we can probably lose the cage
.and switch to shackles
377
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,627
[Yay, sisters! [GIGGLING
378
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:38,849
BAO: "And even
the biggest screw-ups
can redeem themselves
379
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:42,199
to become the heroes"
".they were meant to be
380
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,811
My life as a criminal
.mastermind is over
381
00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:48,863
This dashing scoundrel
!is going legit
382
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:51,599
We can't break up
!the gang, boss
383
00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:54,641
Oh! We got an extra
.mouth to feed
384
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:56,728
.One of us is pregnant
385
00:20:56,777 --> 00:21:01,127
Sorry, boys, your alpha dog
is turning over a new leaf
386
00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:02,442
...and I'm going
387
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:06,918
Ohh! Look at all that
!beautiful corn
388
00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:09,361
Boss, you talking
about a corn heist
389
00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:12,488
after everything you just said
?about going clean
390
00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:14,622
!You ignominious dunces
391
00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:17,544
We are not going
.to steal the corn
392
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,800
We are just going
to eat as much of it
393
00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:22,323
as we can get
.before we are caught
394
00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,197
!Yah
395
00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:26,459
.Yep, the logic checks out
396
00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:32,942
[ALL EXCLAIM]
397
00:21:35,816 --> 00:21:38,906
We give thanks
to the mighty god
398
00:21:38,949 --> 00:21:42,519
of the Wasteland
.who saved our land
399
00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:45,652
!All hail glorious Bao
400
00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:48,735
!ALL: All hail glorious Bao
401
00:21:48,785 --> 00:21:51,305
.BAO: "Which, I guess, means bravery actually can be taught
402
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,053
?LAUGHS] "Who knew]
403
00:21:53,094 --> 00:21:55,884
Especially when you have"
.a great teacher
404
00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:57,883
He also taught me"
.how to be humble
405
00:21:57,925 --> 00:22:00,315
Which is hard for someone"
.as awesome as I am
406
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:01,932
".The end"
407
00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:03,712
[CHEERING]
408
00:22:05,498 --> 00:22:10,288
Bao and Friends will return
,in "The Tao of Bao Three
".Apocalypse Bao
409
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,499
[GASPS]
[SIGHS]
410
00:22:11,547 --> 00:22:13,417
?Really, Bao
?Really
411
00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:15,162
I don't know why I expected
.anything different
412
00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:16,253
?You guys ready
413
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:18,121
[GRUNTS]
414
00:22:18,162 --> 00:22:20,992
.PO: There's still a ton of adventures out there
415
00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:24,555
And I can't wait to see
.what comes next
416
00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:38,311
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