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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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.So, this is happening
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.Yeah, and it is not good
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.So not good
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[GROWLS]
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,Master Po
why do you look
?so calm
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My plan
.has clearly failed
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,Nu Hai
.your plan was great
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You were just
.lacking one thing
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?Success
.No
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!Experience
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[WHISTLES]
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[ALL GASP]
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[ALL GASP]
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Look at that guy
.with the bandana
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[GRUNTS]
.He's gorgeous
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.He's you, Bao
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?Sun Wukong
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.Exactly
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!Arrest them. Now
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[EXCLAIMS]
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[GRUNTS]
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I don't know
how they're doing this
.and I don't care
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.Ladies, on me
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[GRUNTS]
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.We need to help our son
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.Agreed
You should
.do something
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[SIGHS]
?Where's Grandma
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Just taking a quick nap
.to regain my strength
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.Or I died temporarily
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So, we gettin' it on
.again? Good
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[GRUNTS]
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[EFFORT GRUNTS]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[BOTH GRUNT]
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.Thanks, Bao
.No problem, Bao
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We should hang out
.when this is done
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.Read my mind, brother
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!BOTH: Pound it
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.This can't happen
.I'm so close
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.Out of my way, Princess
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.I'm not a princess anymore
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Okay, I am, but not
in the condescending way
.you mean
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[GRUNTS]
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.You were my sister
.My friend
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How could you betray
?the family that took you in
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.Daddy loved you
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.Perhaps once
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But that ended
.when you were born
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.Still, he was kind to me
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It made poisoning him
.difficult, but necessary
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?You killed him
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?Oops. Did I say that out loud
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[SCREAMS]
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[GRUNTS]
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You'll always be
a pathetic little girl
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unworthy to sit
.on my throne
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!Xiao
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,Fan Tong
?where are you going
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.To save Xiao
You of all people
.should know this, Fan Tong
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.Bao, move
.Shi Long has Xiao
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.I know
.I'm coming with you
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?You are
,Look, dude
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I admit that I don't get
,what she sees in you
,like, at all
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but you're the closest thing
,I have to a brother
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and if something
...happened to you
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?Ugh! I'm just coming, okay
.Don't make it weird
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.And stop smiling
We're probably both
.gonna die anyways
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[GRUNTING]
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[EXCLAIMS, GRUNTS]
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[PANTING]
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.Uh, real Master Po, problem
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[BOTH GASP]
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.Uh-oh
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Splitting yourself in five ways
.can really take it out of ya
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PANTING] Just need]
.a little breather
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.Be right back
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Boy, I hate
.that monkey sometimes
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?Yeah, he's the worst, right
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,On the bright side
.he's not throwing his poo
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[GROWLS]
?BOTH: Hmm
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!Take them
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[GASPS]
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,Master Po, Jing
.time to go
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[GRUNTING]
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!Mei Mei, punch it
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?Like that
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!No! Get us out of here
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,Keep in mind
.I have brain damage
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!Whoa! Whoa! Whoa
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[GRUNTING]
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.Mei Mei, Mei Mei, Mei Mei
?What are you doing
!Pull up! Pull up
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[PO SCREAMS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[EXCLAIMS]
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[GRUNTING]
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,FYI, what you're doing
it's gonna be a hard one
,to get past
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even for someone
with a ridiculously
.generous heart like me
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.I'll live
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What did I do
?that was so bad
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.You were born
,And nice, and kind
.and beautiful
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.Everything I wasn't
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,Oh, Shi Long
you could be beautiful
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,in the right light
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.or darkness
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You took
.my whole world, Xiao
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.I want it back
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.I know your secret
?Secret
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What did Nu Hai
?tell you
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Is it about the bald patch
?on my head
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'Cause it's totally normal
and not the reason I wear
.a bandana to cover it up
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.Yeah, that's not it
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And I actually think
.you'd look good bald
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No, your secret is
.you're a nice guy, Bao
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Dude, why would
?you say that
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.Take it back. Now
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[GRUNTS]
Where are you
?taking me
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.A day spa
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?Really
.No
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!BAO: Let her go, skizard
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"That's "scumbag
.and "lizard" combined
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Pretty clever word play
.I'd say
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.Oh, Fan Tong
.You came to rescue me
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Come any closer
and I snap your
.girlfriend in half
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Oh, we're not actually
.boyfriend and girlfriend
[CHUCKLES]
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Unless Fan Tong
.said something
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,Fan Tong
?did you say something
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.Stop talking
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Don't follow us
or you know
.what will happen
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[DOOR LOCKING]
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,What do you think she meant by
"?You know what will happen"
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!Seriously, dude? Ugh
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Come on, let's find
.another way in
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.XIAO: Listen, Shi Long
Give up now
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and I promise limited
.public floggings
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!I'm not into grudges. Ow
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?What is that
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:SHI LONG
That is the future
,of my power
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and the end
.of your empire
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[GRUNTING]
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[PO SCREAMING]
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,Po, my beautiful boy
?are you all right
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About as all right
,as I can be
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while holding onto a rope
dangling from a dirigible
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being driven by
a mentally impaired
!lounge singer
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,I am not a lounge singer
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.I am a chanteuse
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[SCREAMS]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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[GRUNTS]
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.Oh, looks like Mei Mei's dead
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.We should bail
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,When you're right
.you're right
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.Hopefully not about Mei Mei
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!Jump
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[SCREAMS]
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[GROWLING]
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.That's right, bozos
Come closer, so I can
.pot a plant in your heads
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?What's the call, boss
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.Well, let's see
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Injured citizens
,need healing
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Terra Cotta Warriors
.need pounding
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Where are we going
to find someone
?who could do both
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.I think I know someone
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[EFFORT GRUNTS]
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[ALL GASP]
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[EXCLAIMS]
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[ALL GASP]
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!Let me out
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!Shi Long
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:SHI LONG
?Will you shut up
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Now you stay
.right there, Princess
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I'd hate for you
.to miss the show
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,Forget about her
?what about us
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A powerful villainess
like you
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is gonna need minions
.like me and my gang
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,Don't just stand there
,you dum-dums
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.show her what we can do
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.That's our cue
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This would look better
,with the right lighting
?huh
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.And our high heels
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.I'm so alone
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.Wait, I know you
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,If that's a come-on, sister
.forget it
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Love ain't got no place
in my world
.unless it means survival
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I can only respond
"!to that with "Ew
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!Ew
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No. You were with
the Dragon Master
,and the Constellations
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?weren't you
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How do you know
?they weren't with me
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.Oh, um, okay, whatever
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.You can help me escape
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?Oh, did you need to escape
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And here I thought
,you were the maid
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come to fluff my pillow
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and give me a tasty mint
!to suckle
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!Keep it down over there
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The Wellspring
is in the jade
.as you desired
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Powerful enough
to pull you back
into this world
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.to rule by my side
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Rise, and claim the body
.I have made for you
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[GROWLING]
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[SOFT WHOOSHING]
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[EXCLAIMS]
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[SNARLING]
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[LOUD RUMBLING]
?Hmm
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[Master Po? [SCREAMS
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!Whoa
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?What's happening
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[THUDDING]
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.GASPS] Oh, no]
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[RUMBLING CONTINUES]
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[ALL GASP]
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[LAUGHING DIABOLICALLY]
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.Free
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!I am free
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.Ah, come on. Not fair
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[PANTING]
?Son, what do we do
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,Master Po
Fang and the guards
.are getting away
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!Forget about them
Dads, get the civilians
!to safety. Go
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!Sis! Up here
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.I am Bai Gu Jing
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.The White Bone Demon
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.Your rebellion is over
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The only choice now
is how you will leave
.this world
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,With honor
.or on your knees
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00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,316
I'll give you a moment
.to choose
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At least
.she's giving us a choice
.That's thoughtful
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...Hmm
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[GRUNTS]
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?Where ya goin', monkey
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.Please, let me go
.I'm no good to you
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.Look at her head
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.She has your crown
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,Which means
...if she knows I'm here
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.She can use you against us
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!Bingo. See ya
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,Hold on there
.barrel of fun
?Where's Shi Long
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We lost her
.down in the catacomb
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She took Xiao
and put her in that cage
.on the demon
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.We need to rescue Xiao
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Shi Long resurrected
.this creature
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Perhaps she could
.send her back
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.Shi Long is just a pawn
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I have experience
.being a pawn
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.Perhaps I can change her mind
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.You're coming with me
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BOTH: We need to get
.that crown
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!Whoa
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We're totally thinking
.the same plans now
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.Mind meld high-five
[EXCLAIMS]
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You guys are
.creeping me out
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.Time's up
?What is your decision
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00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:05,204
...Well
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00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,199
!We will never surrender
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00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:08,638
!I'm coming Xiao
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[SCREAMS]
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,Don't worry
.I'll watch over him
.Kinda my thing lately
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00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,393
I guess you have
.our answer, then
260
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,910
.LAUGHS] Wonderful news]
261
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:22,441
!Water Deer
Help my brother
!and Fan Tong
262
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,610
We'll concentrate
.on the crown
263
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,092
!Hey
264
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,013
[ROARS]
265
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:36,972
[GROWLING]
266
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,027
[YELLING]
267
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:47,514
[GRUNTING]
268
00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:49,858
[GROANS]
269
00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,245
[LAUGHING]
270
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:07,660
Any ideas
how we're gonna get
a giant crown
271
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,659
off the head
?of an iron demon
272
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,181
.I might have one idea
273
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:16,357
?Where are we going
.Asking for my pelvis
274
00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:18,364
Since when
?are we baby sitters
275
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:19,886
.They need our help
276
00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:22,149
Do you both have
?no sense of civic duty
277
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:24,332
No empathy
?for those in need
278
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:25,938
I don't understand
.the question
279
00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:28,239
Where were they
?when cart was dying
280
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:29,325
[CRASHING]
[BOTH GASP]
281
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:31,254
[GASPS]
282
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:36,078
[WHIMPERS]
We can't stay
.out in the open
283
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,729
?What about the catacombs
284
00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,303
.Great idea
285
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,950
.Start digging
.I'll wait
286
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,434
I know
.where there's an entrance
287
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:46,959
[GRUNTING]
288
00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:50,443
[WHITE BONE DEMON LAUGHING]
289
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:52,481
,Everyone
start making
.your way down
290
00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:54,827
We'll be safe there
,until the Dragon Master
291
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:58,267
my son, finishes defeating
.the White Bone Demon
292
00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:00,135
?Who's gonna carry me
.I'm old
293
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:03,447
Ping, you and I
should stay up on top
.until everyone is safe
294
00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:04,504
?Ping
295
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:07,367
[THUDDING]
!Ping
296
00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:08,939
[GROWLS]
297
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:10,852
[ALL SCREAMING]
298
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:20,896
[EXCLAIMS]
299
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:22,556
[GRUNTING]
300
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,441
,Wow, Bao
?helping me again
301
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,573
Sure seems like something
.a nice guy would do
302
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,485
Dude, would you cut it
?with that
303
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,790
We need to find a way
to take this rusty witch down
304
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:42,927
.before we run outta chi
305
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:46,971
.Wait
306
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,316
.Hear that
307
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:50,315
?When you hit her
.I think she's hollow
308
00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:00,901
We have to do something
!to get ourselves out of here
309
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,083
[SCREAMS]
310
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,208
.She's right
311
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,950
!Wrong
312
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,731
.XIAO: I beg your pardon
313
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:09,295
.Beg all you want
.It won't help
314
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,613
Our survival
depends on one thing
315
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,389
.and one thing only
316
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,784
.My superior brain
317
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:18,087
.Everyone, huddle
.Now listen up
318
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,754
,Sooner or later
.this she-demon has to sleep
319
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:24,309
All we have to do
is wait for her
.to shut her eyes
320
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:26,358
:WHITE BONE DEMON
?What if she doesn't sleep
321
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,493
.Oh, ridiculous
...Everyone has to
322
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:30,796
!Whoa! Spank me cross-eyed
323
00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:31,842
[ROARING]
324
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:46,951
,Xiao was right
.the Emperor had a huge head
325
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,729
Perhaps it doesn't fit
because it wasn't
.meant for you
326
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:53,214
Ah, Xiao's little
.warrior friend
327
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:55,816
,And look
.you brought a pet
328
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:57,647
.Pet? Ow
329
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:58,865
.Sun Wukong
330
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,704
.Displeasure to meet you
331
00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,142
?Sun Wukong
332
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:04,438
The trickster who imprisoned
?the White Bone Demon
333
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:07,175
,Yes. And you let her out
334
00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:11,537
after you helped her
steal my Red Jade
.and my crown
335
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:14,759
You realize she's playing you
?for a fool, hmm
336
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:18,499
,Take it from a fool who knows
.you can't control her
337
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,152
.We have an agreement
338
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:23,456
Her release in return
.for her service to me
339
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:26,514
[SCOFFS]
Evil serves no one
.but itself
340
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:32,643
I'd ask you to surrender
.but I already know the answer
341
00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,819
[GENERAL FANG GROANS]
342
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:39,645
The one with the bad teeth
[is mine. [CHUCKLES
343
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:41,701
[GRUNTS]
344
00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:48,884
?Ping? Ping, where are you
345
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:52,274
?Ping
346
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:55,485
?Ping, what are you doing
.We have to get to safety
347
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,316
.Look at them, Li
348
00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,764
.Like angels from heaven
349
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,931
.Cart called to me, Li
350
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:04,017
.He's been reincarnated
351
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:06,846
I just have to figure out
.which one he is
352
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:09,245
!Cart! I'm coming
353
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:11,729
.Ping, no
.We're not safe out here
354
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,032
[LAUGHING]
355
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,945
[SCREAMS]
356
00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:21,263
,All right, you three
.time for some hard truth
357
00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:24,261
You're going to die
.and I can't save you
358
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:25,834
:FAN TONG
.No one's going to die
359
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:27,664
?Fan Tong
360
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:31,566
.That's me
361
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:34,395
.Sorry it took us so long
.This iron is really strong
362
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:37,844
,Move it, Fan Tong
I'm tired of staring
.at your butt
363
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:40,322
.Hey there, Empress
.It's, uh, me, Bao
364
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:41,763
.Yeah, we've met
?You read my book
365
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:44,019
.Oh, right, hi
366
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,373
[WHISPERS]
.I don't remember
367
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:48,282
.You fools
You're going to
.get us all killed
368
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:49,848
.Or at least them
369
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:51,644
No. The Demon's body
.is hollow
370
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,289
We can escape
.through her thigh
371
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,083
!That is madness
372
00:17:58,686 --> 00:17:59,896
.I'm in
373
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,078
[FAN TONG GRUNTING]
374
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,349
,Shh! Dude
,keep it down
.she'll hear
375
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:06,738
:WHITE BONE DEMON
.Too late
376
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:08,521
[GROWLING]
377
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:11,661
[GRUNTS]
378
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:12,699
!Fan Tong
379
00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:16,922
.You're kinda cute
380
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:19,575
[Uh, thanks? [GROANS
381
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:22,670
Wonder what you look like
.on the inside when you pop
382
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:24,928
[SCREAMING]
383
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,630
,Don't worry
[I've got you. [GASPS
384
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:35,849
[GROWLING]
385
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,602
Let's get the crown
.and end this
386
00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:42,692
.I'm on it
387
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,304
[GRUNTS]
388
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:47,302
!Whoo-hoo
389
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,220
[GRUNTING CONTINUES]
390
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,139
[GASPS, STAMMERS]
391
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,270
[SCREAMS]
392
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:08,226
[SUN WUKONG SCREAMS]
[GROANS]
393
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:12,497
You really could have
.done that without me
394
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:15,072
True. But it wouldn't
.have been as fun
395
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:17,680
,Now, Shi Long
?it's your turn. Huh
396
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:19,161
?Where is she
397
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,161
[SHI LONG PANTING]
398
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,035
!Jing, get us closer
399
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:31,609
Trying but Mei Mei
is making it
!a little difficult
400
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:32,778
[SCREAMS]
401
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,260
[GROWLING]
402
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:38,484
[ALL SCREAMING]
403
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,314
Dude, the chain
.is breaking
404
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:46,007
We're never gonna
.make it to the thigh
405
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,804
,Maybe not you
406
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:49,488
but my bones
.are hollow
407
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:51,194
.Light as air
408
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,275
?Huh
409
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:55,933
.I've put on weight recently
410
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:57,107
[ALL SCREAM]
411
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,152
[GROWLING]
412
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:02,112
[BOTH EXCLAIM]
413
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,027
[GROWLS]
414
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,954
!No
415
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:13,603
!Abandon ship
416
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:20,869
[ALL SCREAMING]
417
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:26,565
[GROWLS]
418
00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:36,451
!Here I come
419
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:39,366
I couldn't decide which cart
,was Cart reincarnated
420
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:41,592
.so I brought them all
421
00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:43,331
We can't take
[all of the... [GASPS
422
00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:44,812
!Ping, watch out
423
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:46,766
[GASPS]
424
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:51,901
[GROANS]
425
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,299
!Ping
426
00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:05,741
[BAO GRUNTING]
427
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:13,097
!I did it! We're alive
428
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:14,971
!Alive
429
00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:19,408
,Oh, Bao
.thank you
430
00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:20,712
.You saved us
431
00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:22,667
...Well, of course, I
432
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,586
I mean, I was just
.looking out for my friend
433
00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:27,458
Told you
.you were nice
434
00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,813
,Oh, dude
you got slobber
.on my dimple
435
00:21:29,853 --> 00:21:31,593
!Bao! Fan Tong
436
00:21:32,595 --> 00:21:33,545
[GROANS]
437
00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:37,082
?Did we win
438
00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:39,171
Is it time
?for my curtain call
439
00:21:43,476 --> 00:21:45,736
,Know what, Mei Mei
.I think we did
440
00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:46,832
[GROANS]
441
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,259
!SHI LONG: No
442
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:53,178
!Get up
I risked everything
.to give you life
443
00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:55,404
You promised
.I would be Empress
444
00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:57,324
!You promised me China
445
00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:00,189
.We had a deal
!We had a deal
446
00:22:01,102 --> 00:22:02,152
[WHIRRING]
447
00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:05,544
?Huh
448
00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:11,626
SHI LONG: We were
.to rule together
449
00:22:11,678 --> 00:22:13,028
.That's what you said
450
00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:14,510
That's what
.you promised me
451
00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:18,081
[GASPS]
452
00:22:22,515 --> 00:22:23,595
[HUMMING SOFTLY]
453
00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:25,778
[SHI LONG SCREAMS]
454
00:22:26,736 --> 00:22:27,736
!No
455
00:22:29,609 --> 00:22:31,519
.Deal's off
456
00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:38,267
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