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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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.We need to find Jindiao
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.But we're not dragons
.We can't fly
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?NU HAI: Who says we can't
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.Remember what Bunnidharma said
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The Spirit Realm doesn't follow"
".the rules of our world
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[PO CHUCKLES]
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[ROARING]
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,All right, Po
!time for ramming speed
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[GROANING]
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You need to learn
.when to give up
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.Full disclosure
I was always
.a terrible student
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!Yee-haw
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[LAUGHING]
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?What
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!Whoa! Killer plot twist
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How did you get
?your hero chi back
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.Long story
.Gonna have to wait
!Scatter
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I'll distract
.Tall, Dark and Ugly
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You kids get your
.Four Constellations on
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[EXCLAIMS]
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Let's put some
.extra stank on this
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[YELLING]
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[ROARING]
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Whoo-doggy, that is
some ripe breath
.you got there
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Maybe it's time
for a little floss
?or a tasty mint
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.Or some panda
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!NU HAI: Now
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.Pose for the pretty picture
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[PO YELLING]
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,That's not good
!bubba.Let's go
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[BOTH GASP]
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!NU HAI: Hurry up
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[STRAINING]
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[WHIMPERING]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[JINDIAO GROANING]
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[PO YELLING]
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.Oh, great
[GROANS]
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!The freakin' dragon guy again
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[STRAINING]
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[GROANING]
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!GASPS] Whoa]
.My Hero Chi. It's back
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,Oh, yeah
...baby, it's on
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[YELPING]
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[ALL SHRIEKING]
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[GROANS]
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[GASPS]
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[GROWLING]
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Is it too late
to go back
?to the Spirit Realm
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.We're fine
.This is fine
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.Because I've got a plan
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!Surrender, Jindiao
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?That was your plan
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Well, it was
.worth a shot
[CHUCKLES]
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[ALL YELLING]
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!Master Po
?What do we do
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.Good old plan B
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.We fight him
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[ROARING]
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[YELLING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[PO YELPING]
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[YELLING]
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[GROWLS]
!MEI MEI: Cut! Cut
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I gots me
.a hostage
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,Listen here
.you giant leather handbag
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.Get the heck outta my village
.Or your girl gets it
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!JINDIAO: No
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!Please
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!I'll do anything you say
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Mmm-hmm. That's what
.I thought, you basic
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[JINDIAO ROARS]
[GRUNTS]
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.Oh, that's cold, man
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[CHUCKLING]
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Did you really think
?she meant anything to me
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Now, before I'm forced
,to hurt anyone else
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perhaps a moment
?of reflection. Hmm
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.I'll go first
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I think
we've all gotten off
.on the wrong foot
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,My friends, I am here
,not as an oppressor
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.but as an ally
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I wish to return you pandas
,to your rightful place
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as the Guardians
.of the Wellspring
.To rule by my side
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To live like royalty
.in your ancestral homeland
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.Untold riches. Security
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And all the food
.you could ever eat
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.No longer hiding
.Or living in fear
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You will reign over the land
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.as masters of your own destiny
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.Imagine it
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Heaven and Earth
.merging to become one
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.It can happen
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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,JINDIAO: All that can be yours
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once we've dealt
.with one teensy little detail
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Well, this seems like
a good time
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to take a huge
.gulp of water
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All you must do
to have everything
you've ever wanted
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is turn
the four panda children
.over to me
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?SPITTING] What]
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[WHIMPERING]
Why are villains
?so mean
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These children have always been
.troublemakers and outsiders
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They've never truly been
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.a part of this village
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Surely, sacrificing the children
is a small price to pay
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to make all
.your dreams come true
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[GASPS]
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!Oh, come on
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Don't tell me you guys
!are actually considering this
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?What if we say no
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.Simple
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I wipe this entire village
.off the map
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[CHUCKLES]
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[GASPS]
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Folks, clearly, it would be
ridiculous and irresponsible
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.to reject Jindiao's offer
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[ALL GASP]
?Dad
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.But the answer is no
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[ALL GASPING]
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[WAILS]
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?Huh
?Are you kidding me
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Really? I totally
would've taken
.that deal
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Your offer is
,very generous, Jindiao
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.but pandas don't need riches
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I'll take any riches
.they don't want
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We've already got
everything we need
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.right here in Panda Village
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.Because pandas stick together
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,If one panda's in trouble
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all of the pandas
.are in trouble
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VILLAGERS MURMURING]
[IN AGREEMENT
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So you can take
your little deal
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...and stick it up your
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.Nose holes
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You'd be so stupid
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as to throw away your lives
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to save these
?little delinquents
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[PAN CLANGING]
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Who said anything
?about throwing our lives away
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We're gonna stomp
!your scaly butt, pal
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[VILLAGERS CHEERING]
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You can't take
!these kids
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.You cannot win
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.Yes, we can
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.We are pandas
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.We are warriors
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And even though we forgot
who we truly were
,over the years
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we are the Guardians
.of the Wellspring
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!Zhizhu, now
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?Did somebody say Zhizhu
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[ROARING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[SOLDIERS GRUNTING]
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!Get me out of here! Now
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!We've got to blast Jindiao now
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?Where's the Spirit Urn
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I don't even know
.if we can do it
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,This far from the Wellspring
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we'll never have
.enough chi power
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[RINGING]
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[BOTH GASPING]
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!Oh, oh
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Maybe we can use the power
of the villagers the same way
!we'd use the Wellspring
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[ROARS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[GROANING]
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I think it might
!actually be working
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And I think I just
tinkled a little in
!my burlap jean shorts
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Son! Don't you need
?that, uh, Spirit Urn
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!MR. PING: Cart attack
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[YELLING]
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!Whoa, whoa. Whoa
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[MR. PING YELLING]
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You guys gotta
blast Jindiao's soul
.out of his body
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.I'll get the Urn
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[YELLING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
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[GROANS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[GROANING]
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!Huzzah
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[SHRIEKS]
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[GROANING]
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!Give me that
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[GROANS]
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!Oh... gotcha
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But where's
?the flippin' Spirit Urn
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[GROANS]
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!Oh, no
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!PO: Huzzah
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[Ha-ha! [GASPS
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!HUIFANG: Got it
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And I'm the last one
.that's ever gonna touch it
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!Buh-bye, Spirit Urn
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[LAUGHS]
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[GRUNTS]
[GASPS]
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[PANTING]
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!PO: Oh, no
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[GRUNTS]
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[JADE TUSK GRUNTS]
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[PANTING]
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[ROCK CRACKING]
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[GRUNTS]
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?Huh
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[PANTING, STRAINING]
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?Jade Tusk
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...You have to
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.stop Jindiao
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!Oh, right! Talk later
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[ROARING]
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,Everyone, on my signal
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!give it all ya got
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[GROANING]
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!Now
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!No
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[GRUNTING]
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[VILLAGERS EXCLAIMING]
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!VILLAGER: My goodness
.Whoa
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[LAUGHING]
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?Why
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I have done
horrible things
.in Jindiao's name
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And now I realize
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.I meant nothing to him
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[SHUDDERS]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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[GROANS]
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.You saved my life
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After I almost
.destroyed yours
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?Why
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.We're pandas
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.We help anybody who needs it
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,Heck-to-the-yes
!that's how we do
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.Yeah, we're a real treat
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You are welcome
to stay in Panda Village
.for as long as you need to
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The world is lucky
.to have heroes like you
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So, where do
?you go now
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.I don't know
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I've been Jindiao's student
.for as long as I can remember
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I must find out
.who I am without him
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Sounds like somebody's
in the market
.for a new hobby
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Ooh, my Aunt Feng
has found composting
.to be quite rewarding
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For now, I must get back
and make sure my fellow monks
.are taken care of
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Perhaps with Jindiao
,out of the picture
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the Poison Clan
.can be rebuilt
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,Better, stronger
.and kinder
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,Did we do it
?Master Po
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?Is it over
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We still got
.one thing left to do
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[BUBBLING]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
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,Ladies and gentlemen
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we are here to honor the heroes
.who saved Panda Village
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Let's give a big round
,of applause to Nu Hai
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.Bao, Jing and Fan Tong
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!They're my son's students
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!GIGGLES] My son]
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.The Dragon Master
?Can you believe it
[GIGGLING]
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...Did I mention that
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,Okay, Pops
.wrap it up
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!Yeah, wrap it up
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My sweet buns
.are getting soggy
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,Without further ado
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hold on to your hats
!and glasses, folks
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!Here we go
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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?Huh
[CLEARS THROAT]
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[ALL GASPING]
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[ALL GASPING]
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[ALL GROANING]
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...CLEARS THROAT] Uh]
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,These are, uh
.just placeholders
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,The real, full-sized
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00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:45,734
impressive statues
.will be here a little later
278
00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:49,560
Uh, when we hire an artisan
.to carve them from stone
279
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:53,300
And also find a place
.to get giant hunks of stone
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!Oh, please
281
00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:59,437
?Uh... Who's hungry
282
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[RUMBLING]
283
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:04,397
[CHEERING]
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00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:11,972
[SLURPING]
285
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:19,802
Wow. I would not want
.to be that buffet right now
286
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:26,510
Yeah, the whole village
is really going
.beast mode on that
287
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,550
.They're celebrating you
288
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:31,686
Mmm. That's a fun
?change of pace, huh
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00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,079
.Good job, us
290
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:35,262
Yeah, whoo-hoo
.or whatever
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00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:38,693
PO: Hey, it's not every day
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00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:41,166
that you save the world
.from a massive evil dragon god
293
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:43,257
.Don't forget that
'Cause that would've
.been a bummer
294
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:47,876
,I mean, if Jindiao, you know
had enslaved the entire world
.in fire and fury
295
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,489
Do you think
?he's really gone
296
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:53,141
If Bunnidharma's
incoherent ramblings
,were accurate
297
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:56,746
ol' J.D.'s not coming back
.from where we sent him
298
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:01,059
YAOGUAI: So I tell
the Grand Inquisitor
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00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,147
I must return to my wife
300
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:06,366
before she has
.fully risen from her cocoon
301
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:07,676
[GOBBLING]
302
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:09,252
,Our neighbor, Ragnar
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00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:13,639
has long coveted
the sweet perfume
.of her bile duct
304
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:14,774
[CHOMPS]
305
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,856
And he would like
nothing more
306
00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:19,205
than to bind her seven hooves
307
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,865
.and claim her as his own
308
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:24,570
:LOUD RUDE VULTURE
.Oh, I don't trust that Ragnar
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00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:25,608
.I'll tell you that
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!Not one bit
311
00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:29,827
Hey, you wanna
,weigh in on this
?roomie
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00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:32,664
JINDIAO: What I want
is for both of you
.to stop talking
313
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.Forever. Ever. Ever
314
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:36,788
!SHOUTING] Ever]
315
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:39,538
:LOUD RUDE VULTURE
Ooh. Somebody got up
on the wrong side
316
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:42,800
of the cursed mystical jar
[this morning. [CHUCKLES
317
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:45,024
JINDIAO: I need you
.to stop talking
318
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:49,024
,LOUD RUDE VULTURE: So
like, which side of the bucket
?do you want to sleep on
319
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,328
.Also, I snore now
320
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:53,074
.Hope that's not a problem
321
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,195
,JINDIAO: Shut up
!shut up, shut up
322
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:56,898
[LAUGHING]
323
00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,765
?Anyway, where was I
324
00:17:58,816 --> 00:17:59,856
!Oh, right
325
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:02,304
.My wife's bile duct
326
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:03,782
...There was a way that she
327
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:06,221
The universe, once again
328
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:11,179
feels as though it is
.in the proper balance
329
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:14,620
Yes, Jindiao will
.suffer for his crimes
330
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:17,008
And you can
.forgive yourself
331
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:19,532
Not many receive
,second chances
332
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:22,666
but you did
an amazing thing
.with yours
333
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:26,374
.Thank you, my old friend
334
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:31,553
Now, to more
.important matters
335
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,758
What is it exactly
that we do
?all day up here
336
00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:36,638
Oh. We mostly bask
in the warm glow
337
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,070
of everlasting
,enlightenment
338
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:42,948
dwelling blissfully
.in the eternal now
339
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:45,991
.And, you know, naps
340
00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:48,907
BUNNIDHARMA: Ah, I think
.I could get used to this
341
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,792
[STUDENTS GRUNTING]
342
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:01,231
[GIGGLES]
343
00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:04,228
[BOTH GRUNTING]
344
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:11,316
Son, your students
.are looking pretty good
345
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,937
Seems like you're a natural
.at this teaching thing
346
00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:15,018
.Thanks, Dad
347
00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:16,586
,MR. PING: Yeah
and even if
348
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:19,513
you fail miserably
,as a Kung Fu teacher
349
00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:22,029
you still have
the awful hours and bad pay
350
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:24,253
of the noodle shop
.to fall back on
351
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:26,693
.Uh... Thanks, Dad
352
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,860
Anybody can do
.Kung Fu! Watch
353
00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:30,466
!YELLS] Ouch]
354
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,347
?Dad! Are you okay
355
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:35,348
MR. PING: Just a little
.broken skull
.It's nothing
356
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:38,181
I like my vision
.a little blurry like this
357
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,178
[WHISTLES]
358
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,661
.Mmm-hmm
359
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:46,014
,Okay. Looking great
.everybody
360
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:48,844
You know, now seems like
as good a time as any
361
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:50,933
for an epic
.Dragon Master Pep Talk
362
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:52,062
[STUDENTS SIGH]
363
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,453
.A D.M.P.T
364
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:55,586
Something that puts everything
we've all been through
365
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,979
over the last few weeks
?into perspective, you know
366
00:19:58,022 --> 00:20:00,072
Wraps it all up
.neatly. In a bow
367
00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:01,201
,A thematic bow
368
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,553
,that just makes you go
369
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:06,422
Wow, I'm leaving"
this experience
.deeply changed
370
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,766
And in ways maybe"
".I didn't expect
371
00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:11,986
,See, kids
...a wise sage once said
372
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:14,596
,Holy crap
.it's a long way up here
373
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:16,478
,What's going on
?Grandma
374
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:19,829
You kiddos are hot stuff
.all over China
375
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:22,870
Everybody's heard about
what you did and now
.they want your help
376
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:25,217
[ALL GASPING]
377
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:28,835
!GIGGLING] Ooh]
378
00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:31,969
There's a demon haunting
an ancient temple
.on Mount Cangyan
379
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:33,493
?We should go there, right
380
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:37,446
Hey, sky pirates have hijacked
.a dirigible full of gold
381
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:38,717
?What's a dirigible
382
00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:40,059
?JING: Who cares
383
00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:43,108
.It's full of gold
.And there's pirates to beat up
384
00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:44,854
!Ooh, I got a good one, too
385
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:47,855
Seems this lady here
.can't find her glasses
386
00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:49,898
I bet they're on
.the top of her head
387
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,954
[CHUCKLES]
388
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:54,339
Is this how it's
,gonna be now
?Master Po
389
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,173
It sure was
.for the Furious Five
390
00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:58,001
Welcome to
.being a hero
391
00:20:58,039 --> 00:21:01,299
Folks all over will be
coming out of the woodwork
.needing your help
392
00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:02,907
,So what do we do
?Master Po
393
00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:04,917
.Um, we help them
394
00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:07,699
I'm so gonna be
.famous off of this
395
00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:10,704
Since we're gonna be
,in the public eye
?should I frost my tips
396
00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:12,397
[ALL SIGHING]
!Bao
397
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:14,705
BAO: Or start wearing
?guy-liner, maybe
.I don't know
398
00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:17,361
Just something to let
everyone know
.I'm the bad boy of the team
399
00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:18,966
[BIRDS SQUAWKING]
400
00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:45,299
[TORCH HISSING]
401
00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:43,363
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