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- LIL, I CAN'T BELIEVE
I HAVE SO MUCH OF YOUR STUFF.
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- OH, MY GOSH.
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IT'S MY WHOOBEE
FROM WHEN I WAS A KID.
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- YEAH, IT'S SO SOFT.
WHAT IS THAT MADE OUT OF?
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IS THAT COTTON AND, UH,
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WHAT'S THAT, POLIO?
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- OH, MAN.
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I USED TO WEAR THIS
TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY.
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I WAS HOME-SCHOOLED.
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- COOL.
THE BULLS ARE IN OVERTIME.
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- OH!
THIS MIX IS FROM TODD.
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LISA LOEB,
TOAD THE WET SPROCKET,
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GOO GOOS.
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- OH, GOD, WHAT'S THIS?
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- OH.
IT'S A V-NECK.
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MUST BE NEAL'S.
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- AND NEAL.
UH, ALEX, CAN YOU TALK?
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- NEAL. GOO GOOS.
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- ALEX.
BE A PERSON.
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- COME ON,
SO MUCH TALKING ABOUT STUFF
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I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT.
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- LILY, ALL THESE
EX-BOYFRIENDS SUCKED.
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WHY DON'T WE JUST THROW
ALL OF THIS STUFF AWAY?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
I--[sighs]
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I MISS THEM.
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AND THE WEIRD THING IS,
I DON'T MISS THEM AS BOYFRIENDS,
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I MISS THEM AS FRIENDS,
YOU KNOW?
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LIKE, IT'S JUST--
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YOU CAN'T REALLY MAKE
NEW GUY FRIENDS AT OUR AGE.
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THEY'RE EITHER MARRIED
AND AREN'T ALLOWED
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TO HANG OUT WITH YOU,
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OR THEY'RE DOING THE LONG GAME
TO SLEEP WITH YOU.
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- STOP READING STEVE HARVEY.
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- OKAY, COME ON,
I AM TELLING YOU,
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THROWING THIS STUFF OUT
WOULD FEEL SO GOOD.
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I DO IT ALL THE TIME
WITH ALEX'S THINGS.
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- [gasps]
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MY DOGGY!
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- OH, IT'S PACO.
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- OH, GOD!
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- OH, NO.
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HE LOST HIS BALL.
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- HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE.
- WHAT? NO!
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- COME ON, JUST CHUCK--COME ON!
- GET AWAY FROM MY DOG!
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- IT SMELLS!
JUST PUT IT IN THERE!
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- NO!
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- WHITNEY IS TAPED IN FRONT OF
A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
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- OH, WOW, THIS IS AWESOME.
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- YEAH, I KNOW, WHEN YOU COOK
THE BACON WELL-DONE,
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YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL
IT'S EXPIRED.
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- NO, THE EXORCIST
DIRECTOR'S CUT
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IS PLAYING AT PARK THEATER.
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I MISSED IT LAST TIME
IT WAS HERE.
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YOU WANNA GO?
- NO, THANKS.
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IF I WANTED TO SEE
A GIRL'S HEAD SPIN AROUND
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WHILE SHE PROJECTILE VOMITS
AND CURSES GOD, I WOULD WATCH...
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both: ROXANNE'S
30TH BIRTHDAY VIDEO, YEAH.
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- OH, YOU KNOW WHO LOVES
HORROR MOVIES IS LILY.
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YOU SHOULD INVITE HER.
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YOU KNOW,
YOU HEARD HER YESTERDAY.
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SHE'S LOOKING FOR
A GUY FRIEND.
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- WELL YEAH, BUT SHE'S
GOT YOU AND ROXANNE.
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I CAN'T IMAGINE
TWO COOLER DUDES.
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- COME ON,
SHE'S YOUR FRIEND TOO.
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- I DON'T KNOW, LILY IS--
LILY IS KIND OF, UH--
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AH, AH, AH, AH!
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AH, AH, AH!
AND I'M JUST--I'M MORE--
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I-I AM...
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NOT THAT.
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- I WANT YOU AND LILY
TO HANG OUT.
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- AH, I--
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WAIT, ARE YOU--
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ARE YOU TRYING TO ARRANGE
A THREESOME?
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- WHAT ARE YOU TA--NO!
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- WHA--NO--I KNOW!
- OF COURSE NOT!
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- EW, GROSS, GROSS.
I'M NOT--
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I WAS JUST SEEING IF YOU
WERE BRINGING THAT UP.
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BUT, NO, NO.
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I'M NOT INTO THAT.
THANK GOD.
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- LOOK, I WANT LILY
TO HAVE A GUY FRIEND,
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AND I WANT THAT GUY FRIEND
TO BE YOU.
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- [sighs]
- PLEASE?
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I'LL STOP REMINDING YOU
ABOUT ERRANDS DURING SEX.
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- FINE. ALL RIGHT.
- THANK YOU.
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- I'LL INVITE HER TO THE MOVIE,
BUT HEY, LOOK,
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IF WE FALL IN LOVE,
THAT'S ON YOU.
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- THAT WOULD ACTUALLY
BE PERFECT,
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'CAUSE SHE ALREADY HAS HER
SECOND WEDDING ENTIRELY PLANNED.
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- THAT LOOKS A LITTLE HIGH.
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- OH, IT'S EXACTLY
THE RIGHT HEIGHT.
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TRUST ME, I'VE PLAYED DARTS
MY WHOLE LIFE,
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AND I DON'T WANT TO BRAG,
BUT I'M GREAT.
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- WELL, I DO WANT TO BRAG,
BECAUSE I'M GREAT AT THAT TOO.
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- OH, REALLY?
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DO YOU HAVE A 1978 CASE
OF TORPEDO FLIGHTS
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THAT YOU INHERITED
FROM YOUR DAD?
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- NO, GEEK,
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BECAUSE MY DAD IS COOL.
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- WELL...
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I DO.
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- ALL RIGHT, WELL,
LET'S SEE IF YOU
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CAN GET
THOSE RICKETY-ASS DARTS
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SOMEWHERE ON THAT WALL.
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- 20 BUCKS SAYS
I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
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AND HAVE MY WAY WITH IT.
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WAIT...
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YEAH.
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- WELL LET ME SEE
WHAT YOU GOT, PUNK.
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- OH!
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OH.
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OKAY, YOUR TURN.
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- [clears throat]
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[blows]
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I TOLD YOU IT WAS TOO HIGH.
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- I TOLD LILY 7:30.
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SHE TEXTED ME BACK
A MONKEY FACE.
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SO, IS SHE COMING?
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- OBVIOUSLY.
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SHE JUST HAS TO FINISH HER
VISION BOARD FOR HER NEW CLOSET.
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- A VISION BOARD?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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THAT COULD TAKE ALL NIGHT.
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WHAT'S A VISION BOARD?
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[knock at door]
- OH, SEE?
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- ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
IF SHE RUINS THIS NIGHT FOR ME,
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YOU'RE GOING BOWLING
WITH MARK.
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HEY, GIRL!
- HI!
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- OH.
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SO, YEAH, WE SHOULD
PROBABLY GET GOING, HUH?
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- WHAT, NOW?
WE STILL HAVE AN HOUR.
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- WELL, YEAH, BUT WE
WANNA GET THERE EARLY.
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- GOD, NO, THEN WE'D
HAVE TO SIT THROUGH
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ALL THE STUPID PREVIEWS.
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- RIGHT?
- BLECH.
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- YOU MEAN
THE FREE MINI-MOVIES?
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- YEAH,
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO.
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THERE'S PROBABLY GONNA BE
A LINE AT THE SNACK BAR--
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- OH, NO, NO.
WE'RE GOOD.
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I BROUGHT US EGGS.
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JUST NEED TO PEEL 'EM.
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- [mouthing words]
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.
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[laughter]
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- OH...
- DO IT AGAIN.
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- OKAY, OKAY.
- ONE MORE TIME.
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- OKAY, ONE LAST TIME.
ONE LAST TIME.
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[clears throat]
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[scary voice]
YOUR MOTHER'S IN HERE, KARRAS.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEAVE
A MESSAGE?
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[laughter]
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OH, MAN.
- [laughing]
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HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
IN THE MOOD FOR?
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- WHAT?
- A SCONE.
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- I'M KIND OF IN THE MOOD
FOR A SCONE TOO.
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BUT THEN AGAIN,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M KIND OF STUFFED
FROM ALL THOSE EGGS.
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- [laughs] YEAH, I KNOW.
- [laughs]
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- YOU KNOW, IF YOU LEAVE
A LITTLE BIT OF THE SHELL
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ON THE TOP OF THE EGG...
- UH-HUH.
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- IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S
WEARING A TINY HAT.
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- WHAT? WHAT?
YOU'RE BLOWING MY MIND!
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WHY DIDN'T WE DO THAT?
- I DON'T KNOW!
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NEXT TIME, MAN, NEXT TIME.
- YEAH, YEAH.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE THE ONLY GIRL
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I'VE EVER MET
THAT LOVES SCARY MOVIES.
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- AND YOU'RE THE ONLY GUY
I'VE EVER MET THAT LOVES SCONES.
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- HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IN THE SUMMER, THEY SHOW HORROR
MOVIES AT ROSEHILL CEMETERY.
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WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO.
BRING YOUR EGGS.
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- YEAH! OKAY.
- YEAH.
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- BUT, I'M WARNING YOU.
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I DON'T REALLY LIKE
THE NEW ONES.
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I'M MORE INTO,
LIKE, VINTAGE HORROR.
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- YEAH.
- LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE
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THE EXORCIST, THE OMEN...
- UH-HUH.
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- BEST OF ALL TIME...
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both: THE SHINING!
YES!
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- OKAY!
[laughter]
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- MY COLLEGE BOYFRIEND,
MAX, AND I
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WENT THROUGH THIS PHASE
WHERE WE WOULD WATCH IT
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EVERY NIGHT FOR A MONTH.
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- NO WAY.
- YEAH, GOOD OLD MAX.
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HE LOVED PHASES.
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TOO BAD I WAS ONE OF THEM.
YEAH.
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- YOU KNOW, UH,
I DON'T, UH--
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I DON'T NORMALLY DO THIS,
BUT, UM...
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YOU KNOW, THERE'S THIS GUY
AT MY GYM, PHILLIP,
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AND HE'S KIND OF COOL,
SO MAYBE IF YOU--
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IF YOU WANT,
I COULD HOOK IT UP.
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I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IF--
IF YOU'VE GOT TIME OR WHATEVER.
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- [dry] ALL WORK AND NO PLAY
MAKES LILY A DULL GIRL.
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[both laughing]
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RIGHT?
- YEAH.
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I WAS GONNA BE LIKE, "RAH RAH
RAH RAH"--I'M JOKING, YEAH.
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- I WAS GONNA BE LIKE, "AAH!"
- YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.
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GOD, THAT'S SO FUNNY.
- THAT'S SO FUNNY.
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- WHAT IS THIS?
- [laughs]
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[door opens]
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- [laughs] SCONES.
- HEY, WHA--OH, UH--
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HOW DID IT GO?
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- UH, HELLO, IT WAS AWESOME!
LILY'S GREAT.
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I MEAN, ONCE YOU GET PAST
THE WHOLE--[squeaky noise]--
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YOU KNOW, SHE'S JUST--
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SHE'S REALLY FUN.
I LIKE--I LOVE HER.
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- OKAY, OKAY.
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WELL,
SHE'S TOLD ME BEFORE
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THAT SHE DOESN'T
FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE, SO--
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WHAT AM I DOING?
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- OH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.
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I'M GONNA HOOK HER UP WITH
MY FRIEND FROM THE GYM, PHILLIP.
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- NO--OH, NO. NO!
NO, NO, NO. NO.
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- WHAT, I'M TRYING
TO DO A NICE THING.
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- YEAH, THAT WOULD BE NICE
FOR ANYONE ELSE,
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BUT NOT FOR LILY, OKAY?
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SHE'S GONNA FALL IN LOVE
WAY TOO FAST,
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SHE'S GONNA WASTE A YEAR
OF HER LIFE,
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AND SHE'S GONNA GET
HER HEART BROKEN.
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DON'T.
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- OH, WOW.
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I WISH YOU HAD
A MORE POSITIVE ATTITUDE,
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LIKE MY FRIEND, LILY.
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- HI, ARE YOU PHILLIP?
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- ARE YOU LILY?
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- YEAH, HI.
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- WOWS-VILLE.
WOW, I MEAN...
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ALEX SAID THAT YOU
WERE PRETTY, BUT HELLO!
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I MEAN, VOGUE?
VOGUE MUCH?
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- OH, THANK YOU.
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- HAVE A SEAT.
- OKAY, THANK YOU.
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- HAVE A SEAT.
GET IN THERE.
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THIS IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU.
- OH. OH, WOW.
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00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,654
- YEAH.
- OKAY.
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YEAH, THAT'S A CHOICE.
- [laughs] YEAH.
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00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:48,258
- SO, YOU AND ALEX
ARE FRIENDS, HUH?
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00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:52,188
- YES. WE HAVE BECOME QUITE GOOD
PALS AFTER MY WIFE DUMPED ME.
237
00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:53,185
- OH.
- AND I WENT THROUGH WHAT I
238
00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,396
LIKE TO CALL
MY "BLUE PERIOD."
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- YEAH, NO I'VE--
I'VE BEEN THERE.
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- YOU KNOW, WE'RE LIKE TWO PEAS
IN A POD, YOU AND I, RIGHT?
241
00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,001
- OH, WOW.
- YEAH.
242
00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,765
- THAT IS POWERFUL.
- YEAH.
243
00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,874
- UM...
244
00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:08,976
HOW IS THE PASTA HERE?
245
00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:09,979
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M TOO EXCITED.
246
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:13,010
I HAVE TO GIVE THIS TO YOU NOW.
I HAVE A GIFT.
247
00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,176
TA-DA!
- OH...
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00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:19,115
IT'S AN ENTIRE COLLECTION
OF STEPHEN KING MOVIES.
249
00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,792
- INCLUDING THE SHINING.
- MM-HMM.
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00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:22,892
- ALEX SAID THAT YOU LOVE
THE SHINING.
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00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:25,693
DO YOU LIKE IT?
- YEAH, NO, DEFINITELY.
252
00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,026
IT'S--WELL, THIS IS GREAT.
THANK YOU.
253
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,860
- YOU HATE IT.
NO, I'LL RETURN IT.
254
00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:30,096
FINE.
IT'S FINE, IT'S FINE.
255
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,260
- NO, IT'S OKAY.
- IT'S A STUPID GIFT.
256
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:32,398
IT'S A STUPID GIFT.
I'M AN IDIOT.
257
00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,032
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
UM...
258
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,937
SINCE WE MET, LIKE,
259
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,269
30 SECONDS AGO...
- MM-HMM.
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00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,414
- WHY DON'T YOU SIT...
261
00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:40,108
- OH.
- OVER THERE.
262
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,980
- OH, OKAY.
YEAH, YEAH, SURE, SURE.
263
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:45,679
- UM, PHILLIP...
[chuckles]
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00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:48,853
YOU SEEM
JUST REALLY SPECIAL.
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00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:51,382
- THANK YOU.
266
00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:54,288
- BUT, UM...
I'M NOT REALLY LOOKING
267
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:57,191
FOR ANYTHING SUPER SERIOUS
RIGHT NOW.
268
00:10:57,224 --> 00:11:00,164
- REALLY?
THAT'S NOT WHAT ALEX SAID.
269
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,103
- WHAT, UM, DID ALEX SAY?
270
00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:05,729
- OH, YOU KNOW, DON'T--
DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT.
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00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:06,726
I KNOW ABOUT
YOUR MONEY SITUATION,
272
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:10,037
SO I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT THIS ONE IS ON ME.
273
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,410
AND WHY DON'T YOU GET SOMETHING
EXTRA FOR YOURSELF?
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00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:16,439
YOU KNOW, TAKE IT HOME
FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK.
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00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,447
- R.J.,
STOP JOKING AROUND.
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00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:25,022
SERIOUSLY, PLAY FOR REAL.
THIS ISN'T EVEN FUN.
277
00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:28,022
- LOOK, STELLA IS GETTING
HER GROOVE BACK, OKAY?
278
00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:29,855
BESIDES,
THAT BOARD IS TOO HIGH,
279
00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:32,060
THOSE DARTS ARE TOO HEAVY,
AND I SUCK.
280
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:35,302
BUT I'M STILL
GONNA CRUSH YOU.
281
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:38,928
- MARK IS EMBARRASSING
R.J. OUT THERE.
282
00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:41,026
ROXANNE, DO THAT
RACCOON IMPRESSION
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00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,098
TO DISTRACT MARK.
284
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,865
- THAT WASN'T AN IMPRESSION.
285
00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:47,074
I WAS CRYING
AND EATING NUTS.
286
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,778
- OKAY.
287
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,850
- OH!
288
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:58,422
OH, OH, OH, OH!
289
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,891
SUCK IT, SUCKA!
290
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,861
- OH, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
SOMETHING TO SUCK.
291
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,231
- UGH,
I CAN'T WATCH YOU TWO
292
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:08,158
THROW YOUR TINY SWORDS
ANYMORE.
293
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,955
AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT
THE DARTS.
294
00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:11,968
- EAT IT, LOSER.
295
00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:13,899
MAN, THIS BAR
IS AWESOME NOW!
296
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:14,904
[thwack]
297
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,935
[gasps]
298
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:51,971
.
299
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:52,635
- ALEX, DO SOMETHING!
- I DID!
300
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,080
DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME SCREAM?
- OH, MY GOD!
301
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,278
THAT IS NOT WHERE THINGS
THAT GO IN ME GO!
302
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:01,111
- I AM SO SORRY!
I AM SO SORRY!
303
00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:03,018
THIS IS NOT HOW
I PICTURED KILLING YOU.
304
00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:04,280
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
305
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,047
EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN.
306
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,346
I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS
RIGHT NOW,
307
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:10,387
SO LET'S--LET'S--
LET'S JUST CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
308
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,133
- NO! OKAY, ROXANNE.
YOU JUST SIT THERE, OKAY?
309
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,089
AND ALEX WILL PULL IT OUT
REAL FAST.
310
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:14,897
HE'S GREAT AT THAT.
311
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,998
- UH-UH.
I'M NOT PULLING THAT OUT.
312
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,100
- I'LL DO IT.
313
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,171
- NO, NO, NO!
DON'T TOUCH IT!
314
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:24,000
GOD, WHY DOES THIS
ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?
315
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:28,177
- OH, I THINK I NEED TO FIND
A SOFT PLACE TO PASS OUT.
316
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,980
- ROXANNE,
IT HAS TO COME OUT.
317
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,252
- NO IT DOESN'T.
I'LL JUST LIVE WITH IT.
318
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:37,151
EVENTUALLY,
MY BODY WILL REJECT IT.
319
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,924
- ROXANNE, LET'S GO
TO THE HOSPITAL,
320
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:42,193
BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE THAT DART'S BEEN,
321
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:45,132
AND I JUST REMEMBERED.
322
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,988
- WHA--NO.
I'M NOT GOING TO THE HOSPITAL.
323
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,157
I JUST NEED A DRINK.
324
00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,095
R.J., GET ME A VODKA SODA.
325
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,530
- WE'RE ACTUALLY ALL OUT
OF THE GOOD STUFF.
326
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,425
ALL I GOT IS HOUSE BRAND.
327
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:57,097
- HOUSE BRAND?
328
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,537
ALL RIGHT, TAKE ME
TO THE HOSPITAL.
329
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,208
- HELLO.
both: HI.
330
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,346
- ARE YOU THE GIRL
WITH ALCOHOL POISONING?
331
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,381
- PROBABLY.
332
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,551
- OH, DART GIRL.
333
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,233
- OH.
- OH!
334
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:21,088
DO YOU FEEL ANYTHING?
335
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:24,358
- YOU WANT A SPONGEBOB BAND-AID
OR A DORA?
336
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:27,067
- DORA.
337
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,200
THAT'S IT.
IT'S OUT.
338
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:30,936
THANK GOD!
339
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,968
- WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU HAD A TETANUS SHOT?
340
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:36,336
- UM, I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW,
WHEN I WAS TWELVE.
341
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,376
SO...NOT THAT LONG AGO.
342
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:42,222
- WELL, YOU'RE GONNA NEED ONE,
SO I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
343
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,219
- WHAT?
WAIT, WHAT?
344
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,320
WITH A--WITH A NEEDLE?
345
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,951
- OH, I GOT THIS.
EXCUSE ME,
346
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:48,616
BUT SHE'S REALLY SCARED
OF NEEDLES.
347
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,955
SHE SNORTED
HER LAST FLU SHOT.
348
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,691
IF YOU HAVE A DOLLAR BILL,
I HAVE A MIRROR.
349
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,955
- THEN LOOK IN IT.
350
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,170
- OH, MY GOD,
MARK'S VOICE MAIL IS FULL.
351
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:06,012
WHOSE VOICE MAIL GETS FULL.
IS MARK SECRETLY A DAD?
352
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,039
[knock at door]
353
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,275
OH, MY GOD!
354
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,009
OH, YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE
WHAT JUST HAPPENED DOWN AT--
355
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,084
- NO, NO.
356
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:15,482
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE
WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
357
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:19,385
ALEX SET ME UP WITH
THE MOST DESPERATE GUY EVER.
358
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,019
- WHAT?
- WHAT?
359
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,224
- YEAH.
HE GAVE ME PRESENTS.
360
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,156
HE TALKED ABOUT OUR FUTURE.
361
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:28,032
WE FACETIMED
WITH HIS MOTHER,
362
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:31,101
WHO, BY THE WAY,
IS LOVELY.
363
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:34,331
BUT HE IS A PSYCHO.
364
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,697
- LILY, I TOLD HIM
THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA.
365
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,066
- I MEAN,
HOW COULD YOU THINK
366
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,105
THAT GUY WAS A GOOD MATCH
FOR ME?
367
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,240
- WELL, WHA--I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, YOU--
368
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,475
YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT
HOW YOU WANT A BOYFRIEND,
369
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,251
AND HE ALWAYS TALK ABOUT
HOW HE WANTS A GIRLFRIEND.
370
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,409
SO I WAS JUST THINKING--
- OH, MY GOD.
371
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,617
- WHAT?
372
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:51,018
- YOU THINK I'M DESPERATE,
DON'T YOU?
373
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:56,061
- WHAT? NO, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT
YOU WERE DESPERATE, EXACTLY.
374
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,759
I JUST--
[exhales]
375
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:02,031
ROXANNE HAS A DART
IN HER BACK!
376
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,262
WHAT?
377
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,467
- AND YOU TOLD HIM
I WAS POOR?
378
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:10,369
- I SAID THAT YOU WERE
IN BETWEEN...
379
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,413
MONEY.
380
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:20,051
- HE PALMED ME A 20
WHEN WE SAID GOOD-BYE.
381
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,050
I MEAN, IS THIS
WHAT YOU THINK OF ME, ALEX?
382
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:27,049
THAT I'M THIS BROKE, DESPERATE,
BEAUTIFUL STEPHEN KING FAN?
383
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,524
- IS IT?
IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?
384
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:29,685
SHAME ON YOU.
- SHAME.
385
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:30,762
- HOLD ON, YOU KNOW WHAT?
NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE EVEN
386
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,590
HAPPENED IF YOU DIDN'T
MAKE ME HANG OUT WITH HER
387
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:36,626
WHEN I SAID
I DIDN'T WANT TO.
388
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:46,310
- YOU MADE HIM
HANG OUT WITH ME?
389
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,439
- WHAT'S UP?
390
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:53,406
- OH, MY GOD, YOU BOTH
THINK I'M DESPERATE, DON'T YOU?
391
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:54,806
WOW.
392
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:58,617
- MARK THREW THE DART
THAT IS STUCK IN ROXANNE'S BACK.
393
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:01,191
WHAT?
- WHAT?
394
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,421
- [scoffs]
395
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:11,698
.
396
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:12,631
- OKAY, YOU'RE JUST GONNA FEEL
A LITTLE PINCH.
397
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,103
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
398
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:17,271
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
- WHAT?
399
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:20,214
- SO, UM...
400
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,410
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
401
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,512
I MEAN, DO I DETECT
A LITTLE BOSTON ACCENT?
402
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,445
- WHAT?
- UH, SHE'S JUST SCARED.
403
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,651
IT'S OKAY.
ROXANNE...
404
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,453
I'M HERE.
405
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:35,115
- I DON'T CARE.
406
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,262
- IT'LL BE OVER BEFORE
YOU KNOW IT.
407
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,319
LET ME DO THIS.
408
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,427
- OKAY, NO, NO, I CAN'T.
409
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:39,628
I'M SORRY,
I CAN'T DO NEEDLES.
410
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:42,859
I JUST--UGH, PLEASE!
411
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,125
I'LL STOP DRINKING...
412
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:48,165
BEER.
I JUST--
413
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,671
I NEED--I NEED MORE TIME.
414
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,312
- HONEY, I'VE GOT
AN E.R. FULL OF PEOPLE
415
00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:53,669
AND I NEED THIS BED.
416
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,136
- OH.
- HEY.
417
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,205
- WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
418
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,213
- LOOK ME IN THE EYES.
419
00:17:57,244 --> 00:18:00,254
LOOK AT ME!
ROXANNE.
420
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:02,748
WHEN I WAS A KID,
421
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:05,622
MY HERO WAS MIKE SINGLETARY,
422
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:08,762
ONE OF THE BEST LINEBACKERS
TO EVER PUT ON THE UNIFORM.
423
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,258
AND I WORE HIS NUMBER
424
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:13,230
AND I WANTED TO BE
EXACTLY LIKE HIM.
425
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:16,230
BUT I WAS AFRAID
TO GET HIT,
426
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,333
SO I SAT ON THE BENCH.
427
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,895
AND THEN, ONE DAY,
THEY CALLED ME IN
428
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,873
AND FIRST PLAY,
THEY RAN A FULLBACK DRAW
429
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,002
RIGHT UP THE MIDDLE.
430
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:27,636
THIS HUGE KID WAS COMING AT ME
LIKE A RUNAWAY TRAIN.
431
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,184
- BUT--BUT YOU TACKLED HIM,
432
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,279
LIKE MIKE SINGLETARY,
AND WON THE GAME?
433
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:34,311
- OH, NO.
I WAS KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS.
434
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,352
BUT WHEN I WOKE UP,
435
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:39,845
I REALIZED IT DIDN'T HURT
NEARLY AS BAD
436
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,916
AS I THOUGHT
IT WAS GOING TO.
437
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,394
AND THE COACH GAVE ME
THE GAME BALL,
438
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:46,433
KIND OF AS A JOKE,
BUT STILL.
439
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:51,257
- OH!
OKAY, OKAY, DO IT.
440
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:52,468
- I ALREADY DID.
441
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:55,569
JUST WAITING ON RUDY
TO FINISH HIS STORY.
442
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,672
- OH, UM...
443
00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:00,344
THANK YOU.
444
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:03,583
[scoffs]
445
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:06,350
THANKS, MARK.
446
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,651
- ALL RIGHT,
GET YOUR ASS MOVING.
447
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,682
WE'RE DOUBLE-PARKED.
448
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,958
- LILY, PLEASE DON'T
BE MAD AT US...
449
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,230
OR JUST ME.
450
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:24,401
- LOOK, LILY, UM...
451
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:27,701
TO BE HONEST, I DON'T REALLY
REMEMBER HOW TO APOLOGIZE
452
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,244
TO ANY GIRL
THAT'S NOT WHITNEY,
453
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:33,739
SO I'M GONNA TRY
AND NOT OVERTHINK THIS, BUT...
454
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:37,943
LOOK, I REALLY DIDN'T THINK THAT
I WAS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME,
455
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:41,977
BUT I TOTALLY HAD FUN.
456
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:42,954
- AND I'M SORRY I THOUGHT
HANGING OUT WITH YOU
457
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:47,292
WAS GONNA BE SO BORING.
I WAS TOTALLY WRONG.
458
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,560
- AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M SORRY ABOUT PHILLIP TOO.
459
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,304
I-I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE DESPERATE.
460
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,269
- YES, YOU DO.
461
00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,365
BECAUSE I AM.
462
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:00,969
- LILY.
- NO, IT'S TRUE.
463
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,800
I'VE SPENT THE LAST TEN YEARS
GETTING INTO RELATIONSHIPS
464
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,706
WITH ANY LOSER
WHO LIKED ME.
465
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,868
I'VE JUST BEEN, LIKE,
SEARCHING SO HARD
466
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,007
FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE CARE
OF ME WHEN,
467
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:14,282
IN REALITY, I JUST NEED
TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.
468
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:18,354
- UH, HAVE YOU
BEEN READING MY EMAILS?
469
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,445
- NO, I REALLY
HAD THIS EPIPHANY.
470
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:23,617
- I'M--UH--
HOW AM I BORING?
471
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:26,026
- THE WEIRD THING
IS THAT YOU'RE THE ONE
472
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,558
WHO MADE ME REALIZE THIS.
473
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:30,664
- [snorts]
DUH.
474
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:34,599
HOW?
475
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,004
- YOU JUST--YOU MADE ME REALIZE
THE VIBE I GIVE OFF,
476
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,196
AND I NEED TO ELEVATE.
477
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:42,777
I-I AM GOING TO STAY SINGLE
UNTIL I FIND THE RIGHT GUY,
478
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,609
AND I'M GONNA START LOOKING
FOR MY OWN PLACE.
479
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,714
SO, WHIT, I'M A NEW WOMAN,
480
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:50,546
AND YOU CAN THROW ALL THOSE
BOXES OF MY STUFF AWAY.
481
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,593
- TO THE LEFT,
TO THE LEFT.
482
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,857
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
483
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:58,058
I'M GLAD YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME,
BECAUSE...
484
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,760
I WOULD HAVE MISSED
MY MOVIE BUDDY.
485
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,033
- REALLY?
486
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:06,331
- [scary voice] YES. WHO WOULD
HAVE MADE MY EGGS FOR ME?
487
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,800
- [creepy voice]
I'LL MAKE YOUR EGGS, CAROL ANN.
488
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,366
GO INTO THE LIGHT.
489
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:15,484
[both laughing]
490
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,908
- OH, MAN.
REALLY FUNNY.
491
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,454
- OKAY, ARE--ARE WE--
ARE WE DONE HERE?
492
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,480
'CAUSE I FEEL
A NEW PROBLEM COMING UP.
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