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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,352 --> 00:00:05,683 Do I see a split? 2 00:00:05,753 --> 00:00:09,086 Just keep your eye on the ball, Barney-boy. 3 00:01:34,408 --> 00:01:37,206 Oh boy, good old Sunday. 4 00:01:37,478 --> 00:01:40,936 Nothing to do but lazy around and read the Sunday paper. 5 00:01:43,151 --> 00:01:45,244 - Honey? - Yes, Fred? 6 00:01:45,787 --> 00:01:49,314 - Did you see the Sunday paper? - No, Fred, it hasn't come yet. 7 00:01:49,824 --> 00:01:53,954 Mr. Flintstone, here's your paper. Catch! 8 00:01:58,466 --> 00:01:59,956 Did you get your paper, dear? 9 00:02:01,302 --> 00:02:04,362 Yeah, and I'm lucky it only comes once a week. 10 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:11,206 Now let's see what the rock market is doing. 11 00:02:11,946 --> 00:02:14,176 I see the Dodgers lost again. 12 00:02:14,649 --> 00:02:15,946 Fore! 13 00:02:30,998 --> 00:02:34,365 - Barney! - Hiya, Fred, neighbor-pal. 14 00:02:34,735 --> 00:02:38,899 What are you supposed to be doing besides annoying me on my day off? 15 00:02:39,173 --> 00:02:42,665 Practicing golf. Watch this. Fore! 16 00:02:42,877 --> 00:02:46,438 One more ''fore'' out of you and I'll give you what for. 17 00:02:51,185 --> 00:02:53,415 Twenty-five hundred people in Bedrock... 18 00:02:53,487 --> 00:02:56,456 and I have to pick this pebble-brain for a neighbor. 19 00:02:57,458 --> 00:02:59,790 Hey, how about this! 20 00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:03,588 "Fred Flintstone to captain bowling finals." 21 00:03:04,298 --> 00:03:06,121 Fore! 22 00:03:16,844 --> 00:03:19,506 Hold it, Fred. I gotta play them where they lie. 23 00:03:19,580 --> 00:03:21,548 Pooch your mouth up a little. 24 00:03:21,883 --> 00:03:23,350 Why, you... 25 00:03:26,020 --> 00:03:28,716 I'll pooch your pointed head up if I catch you. 26 00:03:33,995 --> 00:03:37,658 You know what's wrong with you, friend Freddie? You're a nervous wreck. 27 00:03:37,732 --> 00:03:40,895 - And you need a hobby, like mine. - I got a hobby. 28 00:03:41,135 --> 00:03:43,569 It's peace and quiet on Sunday. 29 00:03:44,238 --> 00:03:47,867 And if I don't get it, I'm gonna break you in little pieces. 30 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:25,374 I said, "Barney." 31 00:04:26,013 --> 00:04:27,913 What are you doing now? 32 00:04:28,816 --> 00:04:31,546 It's my hobby I tried to tell you about. 33 00:04:32,086 --> 00:04:35,385 I build things, and it keeps my nimble little fingers busy. 34 00:04:36,257 --> 00:04:39,658 - What do you think of it? - Before I think of it, what is it? 35 00:04:39,727 --> 00:04:44,494 That little invention will make me the first man to take off into the blue. 36 00:04:45,499 --> 00:04:47,899 Well, I got a little invention of my own... 37 00:04:47,969 --> 00:04:52,872 which is called "a rap on the noggin," if you don't cut out the noise. 38 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:57,304 Into the blue? That thing? 39 00:04:57,745 --> 00:05:00,407 - Will it work? - It'll work, Freddie-friend... 40 00:05:00,481 --> 00:05:03,882 on account of the stickle bolts connected to the toggle switch... 41 00:05:03,951 --> 00:05:06,419 the toggle switch connected to the ratchet... 42 00:05:06,487 --> 00:05:08,978 the ratchet rod connected to the tension trod... 43 00:05:09,056 --> 00:05:11,388 which in turn is connected to the flywheel. 44 00:05:11,459 --> 00:05:14,895 Then, zoom! Before you know it, you're airborne. 45 00:05:15,429 --> 00:05:17,920 Now what do you think of my invention, Fred? 46 00:05:18,299 --> 00:05:21,791 You still insist you're gonna fly in that crazy contraption? 47 00:05:21,869 --> 00:05:24,770 - Just like the birds. - Listen, neighbor. 48 00:05:25,239 --> 00:05:28,037 I'm gonna save you a lot of work and inventing. 49 00:05:28,175 --> 00:05:31,702 I'm gonna fix it so you won't need that thing to fly in. 50 00:05:32,079 --> 00:05:33,808 It works like this. 51 00:05:33,881 --> 00:05:37,908 My fist bone connected with your jawbone, and zoom! 52 00:05:37,985 --> 00:05:41,284 Before you know it, you are airborne. 53 00:05:42,189 --> 00:05:45,955 Now let me get some rest, you poor excuse for a neighbor. 54 00:05:46,794 --> 00:05:49,285 Poor Fred. He's a bundle of nerves. 55 00:05:54,335 --> 00:05:57,304 The tension trod connected to the flywheel. 56 00:05:58,272 --> 00:06:00,240 Fly just like the birds. 57 00:06:02,109 --> 00:06:04,839 Looked like a dinosaur-eggbeater to me. 58 00:06:14,955 --> 00:06:17,048 Nice flying weather, neighbor. 59 00:06:20,127 --> 00:06:23,187 Look, Freddie, the hard way. No hands. 60 00:06:25,533 --> 00:06:27,125 And no brains, either. 61 00:06:30,071 --> 00:06:31,771 It works! 62 00:06:32,239 --> 00:06:35,106 He's really flying. Hey, Barney! 63 00:06:37,244 --> 00:06:39,405 Barney, buddy-pal! 64 00:06:47,988 --> 00:06:50,081 What do you say now, Freddie-boy? 65 00:06:50,357 --> 00:06:51,654 What do I say? 66 00:06:54,795 --> 00:06:56,695 We did it! We're a success! 67 00:06:57,031 --> 00:06:59,158 - We? - Right, Barney-boy. 68 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:03,633 With my brains and your nimble fingers, we'll make a fortune. 69 00:07:04,004 --> 00:07:06,871 Think of it. No more traffic problems. 70 00:07:07,508 --> 00:07:10,068 Fly right out the window each morning. 71 00:07:10,144 --> 00:07:13,739 They'll be two in every cave, a ''his'' and a ''hers.'' 72 00:07:14,648 --> 00:07:16,548 - We'll form a corporation. - Yeah, but I... 73 00:07:16,617 --> 00:07:17,811 I will be the president... 74 00:07:17,885 --> 00:07:20,718 and I'll make you vice-president in charge of production. 75 00:07:20,788 --> 00:07:21,982 Vice-president? 76 00:07:22,056 --> 00:07:23,717 I even got a name for it. 77 00:07:23,791 --> 00:07:27,784 Listen to this, Barney-boy: the Flintstone Flyer. 78 00:07:29,130 --> 00:07:32,099 I was gonna call it the Barney-copter. 79 00:07:32,199 --> 00:07:35,327 Not a bad suggestion, but it ain't got the hard sell. 80 00:07:35,402 --> 00:07:38,064 We'll stick to the Flintstone Flyer. 81 00:07:38,672 --> 00:07:39,832 Speaking of flying... 82 00:07:39,907 --> 00:07:42,808 how about the prexy taking this jalopy for a trial spin? 83 00:07:42,877 --> 00:07:45,869 - But do you think you're ready for a solo? - Out of my way. 84 00:07:45,946 --> 00:07:49,438 - Anything you can do, I can do better. - Look, it ain't easy... 85 00:07:49,517 --> 00:07:53,078 Explain it to me once. I will show you I'm ready to solo. 86 00:07:53,387 --> 00:07:54,547 What's to explain? 87 00:07:54,622 --> 00:07:58,217 Just start pumping, and when you're up to speed you take off. 88 00:07:58,325 --> 00:07:59,792 That's all there is to it? 89 00:07:59,860 --> 00:08:01,521 There's one other thing. 90 00:08:01,595 --> 00:08:04,996 Details. Don't bother me with details. See me when I get back. 91 00:08:07,067 --> 00:08:09,763 I just wanted to tell him how to land. 92 00:08:10,004 --> 00:08:11,733 If he takes off, that is. 93 00:08:15,176 --> 00:08:17,007 Hey, you're too fat, Fred! 94 00:08:17,077 --> 00:08:20,513 Details, see me when I get back. 95 00:08:28,556 --> 00:08:30,319 Back to the drawing board. 96 00:08:34,061 --> 00:08:36,928 Hiya, Fred. How's the grounded eagle today? 97 00:08:36,997 --> 00:08:40,660 Why didn't you tell me you didn't get all the bugs out of that thing... 98 00:08:40,734 --> 00:08:42,326 before you let me take it up? 99 00:08:42,403 --> 00:08:45,133 There's no bugs in it. You're just too fat. 100 00:08:45,306 --> 00:08:48,332 Yeah, well, I'm no fathead. I resign. 101 00:08:48,409 --> 00:08:50,741 Get yourself another boy for president. 102 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:52,436 Have it your way, Freddie. 103 00:08:52,513 --> 00:08:55,073 From now on, the new president's gonna be me. 104 00:08:55,149 --> 00:08:57,413 Yours truly, "Buzz" Barney. 105 00:08:57,751 --> 00:09:01,084 Roger, wilco and O-U-T, out. 106 00:09:02,656 --> 00:09:05,386 By the way, the boys are gonna miss you tonight. 107 00:09:06,026 --> 00:09:07,960 What do you mean miss me tonight? 108 00:09:08,028 --> 00:09:10,326 How are you gonna bowl in that crash condition? 109 00:09:10,397 --> 00:09:12,365 Are you kidding? 110 00:09:12,433 --> 00:09:17,097 I'll bowl tonight even if I have to push the ball down the alley with my nose. 111 00:09:17,538 --> 00:09:18,800 Put it there, Fred. 112 00:09:18,872 --> 00:09:20,396 Spoken like the true captain... 113 00:09:20,474 --> 00:09:23,409 of the Rockhead and Quarry Cave Construction Team. 114 00:09:27,948 --> 00:09:30,178 Fred, I'm home. 115 00:09:30,251 --> 00:09:32,583 - Hi, Wilma. - How are you feeling? 116 00:09:32,653 --> 00:09:35,486 Great. I never felt better in my life. 117 00:09:35,689 --> 00:09:39,682 I'm so glad. I thought sure you wouldn't be able to make it tonight. 118 00:09:39,893 --> 00:09:43,021 You think a little scratch would keep me from going? 119 00:09:43,097 --> 00:09:45,964 And to think I almost returned the tickets. 120 00:09:46,033 --> 00:09:49,628 - Tickets? What do I need tickets for? - Don't be silly. 121 00:09:49,970 --> 00:09:52,768 How do you expect to go to the opera without tickets? 122 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,068 Opera? 123 00:09:57,211 --> 00:09:58,940 Did you say ''opera''? 124 00:09:59,179 --> 00:10:02,546 Of course. You knew we were going with the Rubbles tonight. 125 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:05,077 Tonight? 126 00:10:05,152 --> 00:10:07,848 When else? We've had the tickets for a month. 127 00:10:08,222 --> 00:10:10,383 Does Barney know about this? 128 00:10:10,557 --> 00:10:12,821 Naturally. He bought the tickets. 129 00:10:26,340 --> 00:10:27,967 Now what did I do? 130 00:10:28,042 --> 00:10:32,342 Nothing. I just wanted to tell you I'm not going bowling tonight. 131 00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:36,307 - Wow, can I be captain of the team? - You're not going either. 132 00:10:36,717 --> 00:10:38,514 We're not going bowling... 133 00:10:38,585 --> 00:10:42,612 because you had to buy tickets for the opera, for tonight. 134 00:10:44,925 --> 00:10:46,324 I forgot. 135 00:10:46,460 --> 00:10:48,018 Yeah, you forgot. 136 00:10:48,095 --> 00:10:50,825 And we can forget about the bowling championship... 137 00:10:50,931 --> 00:10:53,866 thanks to you, opera-lover. 138 00:10:54,568 --> 00:10:58,629 We'll be drummed out of the Rockhead and Quarry bowling team for this. 139 00:10:58,706 --> 00:11:00,970 I'd be better off if I broke my leg. 140 00:11:01,041 --> 00:11:03,305 Then at least I'd have had an excuse. 141 00:11:04,078 --> 00:11:07,138 Hey, maybe you got a fractured skull and don't know it? 142 00:11:07,214 --> 00:11:11,241 I don't have one, but you will when the boys hear about this. 143 00:11:13,354 --> 00:11:14,844 Wait a minute. 144 00:11:15,656 --> 00:11:18,386 Maybe I do have something wrong with my noggin. 145 00:11:18,659 --> 00:11:19,751 You do? 146 00:11:19,827 --> 00:11:24,264 And maybe it'll show up tonight just when we're leaving. 147 00:11:24,698 --> 00:11:26,097 I don't get it. 148 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:30,603 You'll get it if you don't pay attention. We're going bowling yet. 149 00:11:31,071 --> 00:11:32,470 Now listen. 150 00:11:35,943 --> 00:11:38,912 A-bowling we will go A-bowling we will go 151 00:11:38,979 --> 00:11:40,537 Heigh ho 152 00:11:42,516 --> 00:11:44,711 Answer the door, dear. It must be the Rubbles. 153 00:11:44,785 --> 00:11:46,275 Okay, honey. 154 00:11:48,956 --> 00:11:51,186 - Hi, neighbors. - Hi, Fred. 155 00:11:51,258 --> 00:11:53,249 La donna e mobiIe 156 00:11:53,727 --> 00:11:57,094 Faniculi, fanicula Faniculi, fanicula 157 00:11:57,765 --> 00:12:01,462 - Love that opera. - I can hardly wait for the first cadenza. 158 00:12:02,436 --> 00:12:05,428 Aren't you boys overdoing it a little? 159 00:12:05,672 --> 00:12:08,505 Let's hurry or we'll be late. Have you got the tickets, Fred? 160 00:12:08,575 --> 00:12:11,009 - Got the tickets. - Yes, indeed. 161 00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:12,943 FanicuIa, fanicuIi, fanicuIi 162 00:12:13,113 --> 00:12:15,104 - Love your dress. - Thanks. 163 00:12:22,289 --> 00:12:24,587 Fred, what's wrong? 164 00:12:39,873 --> 00:12:41,807 Fred, speak to me. 165 00:12:41,909 --> 00:12:44,673 He can't talk, Wilma. He's in a state of shock. 166 00:12:44,745 --> 00:12:46,645 - From the crash? - What else? 167 00:12:46,713 --> 00:12:50,012 With thick skulls, it sets in a lot later. 168 00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:52,210 Quick, let's get him to bed. 169 00:12:54,721 --> 00:12:56,279 Are you kidding? 170 00:12:56,757 --> 00:12:59,055 Miss the opera on account of... 171 00:13:00,861 --> 00:13:02,419 my little dizzy spell? 172 00:13:02,496 --> 00:13:05,124 No, you three run along. I'll be fine. 173 00:13:05,365 --> 00:13:07,629 What? And leave you alone? 174 00:13:07,835 --> 00:13:10,861 Are you kidding? Me leave without my buddy? 175 00:13:11,472 --> 00:13:15,135 Look, you two go ahead. You're all dressed up for it, anyway. 176 00:13:15,209 --> 00:13:18,406 I'll baby-sit Fred's shook-up head. 177 00:13:18,512 --> 00:13:21,003 Sure, that's a good idea, pal. 178 00:13:21,081 --> 00:13:24,448 Why waste the tickets? Now go ahead. That's an order. 179 00:13:24,885 --> 00:13:28,753 - You're sure you'll be all right? - What can happen with Barney here? 180 00:13:28,889 --> 00:13:32,347 Yeah, they don't call me ''Band-Aid'' Barney for nothing. 181 00:13:32,826 --> 00:13:34,418 What do you think, Betty? 182 00:13:34,495 --> 00:13:39,330 Well, it's only for a few hours, and Barney will sit with him. 183 00:13:39,733 --> 00:13:41,997 I feel terrible doing this. 184 00:13:47,608 --> 00:13:50,702 - Hey, Fred, it worked. - My idea, wasn't it? 185 00:13:50,911 --> 00:13:54,438 With head bloodied but unbowed, you bowl tonight... 186 00:13:54,515 --> 00:13:56,949 my captain, my captain. 187 00:13:57,017 --> 00:14:01,545 Hurry up and get your bowling ball. I feel hot tonight. 188 00:14:04,324 --> 00:14:05,313 What? 189 00:14:05,392 --> 00:14:08,953 How are we gonna get into town? The girls got the car. 190 00:14:09,530 --> 00:14:11,361 Hey, how about hitchhiking? 191 00:14:11,498 --> 00:14:15,434 Sure, and maybe the wives will give us a lift back home. 192 00:14:15,836 --> 00:14:17,098 Don't you get it? 193 00:14:17,170 --> 00:14:21,903 We gotta go to town, bowl, and beat them back here. 194 00:14:22,109 --> 00:14:25,545 I got it. Simple. We go the over-land route. 195 00:14:25,879 --> 00:14:28,313 Not your crazy eggbeater again? 196 00:14:28,415 --> 00:14:29,746 Sure. I fixed it. 197 00:14:29,816 --> 00:14:33,582 I added king-sized flippers so it could carry a heavy load... 198 00:14:33,854 --> 00:14:35,151 even a fat one. 199 00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:36,951 If this gadget doesn't work... 200 00:14:37,024 --> 00:14:41,427 I'm gonna unload a heavy load of five fat knuckles on your nose. 201 00:14:45,599 --> 00:14:47,863 Mr. Copilot, ready for the takeoff? 202 00:14:47,935 --> 00:14:50,028 Better start praying if it don't. 203 00:14:57,477 --> 00:15:00,241 - We're off! - Not from where I sit. 204 00:15:01,315 --> 00:15:03,681 Maybe we ought to drop the bowling balls. 205 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:06,810 - Yeah, on your head. - Flap your arms up and down. 206 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,615 You mean like this? 207 00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:12,585 Yes, it's working, Fred. 208 00:15:12,659 --> 00:15:15,389 That's all we needed, a little extra power. 209 00:15:18,065 --> 00:15:19,293 How about that, Fred? 210 00:15:19,366 --> 00:15:23,268 - The Barney-copter does it again. - I got news for you, Veep. 211 00:15:23,971 --> 00:15:26,531 I just re-elected myself president... 212 00:15:26,607 --> 00:15:29,474 of the Flintstone Flyer Corporation. 213 00:15:33,814 --> 00:15:38,217 You know, I feel like a heel. Fred in bed, and me off enjoying myself. 214 00:15:38,452 --> 00:15:41,148 And Barney offering to stay with him... 215 00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:44,655 right after he said how much he wanted to go to the opera. 216 00:15:44,725 --> 00:15:47,091 I'd feel better if I knew Fred was all right. 217 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:50,027 Me, too. Let's call home at intermission. 218 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,902 Step aside, Pagliacci, whilst the captain warms up. 219 00:16:10,817 --> 00:16:12,284 Do I see a split? 220 00:16:12,419 --> 00:16:15,513 Just keep your eye on the ball, Barney-boy. 221 00:16:31,038 --> 00:16:33,063 You're the greatest, Fred! 222 00:16:33,774 --> 00:16:36,265 The old master strikes again. 223 00:16:37,611 --> 00:16:40,705 Hey, old master, how about something to cool you off? 224 00:16:40,781 --> 00:16:44,512 The way I'm going, nothing can cool me off tonight. 225 00:16:45,152 --> 00:16:48,087 Okay, let me have one with a couple of straws. 226 00:16:48,588 --> 00:16:51,216 One frosty one coming up. 227 00:16:54,695 --> 00:16:57,357 With two straws, please. 228 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,200 - Thanks. - That's all right. 229 00:17:05,505 --> 00:17:08,941 Ball on target. Bombs away. 230 00:17:31,798 --> 00:17:35,928 - Did I do good, Fred? - Great, just great. 231 00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:39,896 Now would you like to try bowling like the rest of us? 232 00:17:40,474 --> 00:17:41,634 Oh, boy. 233 00:17:42,909 --> 00:17:44,706 Big strike coming up. 234 00:17:45,011 --> 00:17:47,605 So is a big wind. Close your mouth. 235 00:18:26,753 --> 00:18:29,051 - Bravo! - Encore! 236 00:18:34,861 --> 00:18:37,386 Isn't it beautiful, Wilma? 237 00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:40,524 All I can think of is poor Fred home suffering. 238 00:18:41,301 --> 00:18:45,260 If it'll make you feel any better, let's go out and call them right now. 239 00:18:45,338 --> 00:18:47,568 You know, I would feel better. 240 00:18:51,278 --> 00:18:54,679 Maybe there's a phone in that bowling alley across the street. 241 00:18:56,783 --> 00:18:58,910 Oh, dear. I hope Fred's all right. 242 00:18:58,985 --> 00:19:01,886 Would you stop worrying? He is all right. 243 00:19:05,225 --> 00:19:08,456 Poor Fred. I hope he's not running a fever. 244 00:19:09,429 --> 00:19:12,421 Am I hot tonight! 245 00:19:29,149 --> 00:19:31,743 It's so noisy, I can't hear a thing. 246 00:19:33,687 --> 00:19:35,848 There's no answer. I'm worried. 247 00:19:37,891 --> 00:19:40,451 Keep your eye on the king of the tenpins. 248 00:19:40,594 --> 00:19:45,497 Just hold on to the ball this time, or I'll crown you king pinhead. 249 00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:47,522 Oh, no! 250 00:19:49,502 --> 00:19:51,493 Why, you crazy... 251 00:19:51,571 --> 00:19:55,063 Fred, look. Over there, in the phone booth. The wives. 252 00:19:55,141 --> 00:19:56,130 The wives? 253 00:19:57,077 --> 00:20:00,945 - We better go home. Something's wrong. - Yeah, I guess you're right. 254 00:20:01,047 --> 00:20:02,139 We'll just... 255 00:20:02,749 --> 00:20:05,741 Wilma, look. Isn't that Fred and Barney? 256 00:20:09,489 --> 00:20:11,252 If they see us, we're dead. 257 00:20:11,324 --> 00:20:14,487 If they catch us, we'll wish we were. They're heading this way. 258 00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:16,552 Think of something, quick. You're the captain. 259 00:20:16,630 --> 00:20:20,589 - Hey, we can use that broom. - Broom? What a time to get neat! 260 00:20:24,271 --> 00:20:27,206 So, he had to baby-sit a sick friend? 261 00:20:27,274 --> 00:20:29,435 It's gonna be two sick friends. 262 00:20:31,378 --> 00:20:33,039 Surprise, husbands! 263 00:20:34,481 --> 00:20:35,812 Now it's my turn. 264 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,445 - Good heavens! - It's not them. 265 00:20:42,522 --> 00:20:43,784 Have we met? 266 00:20:43,857 --> 00:20:48,123 - They don't allow pick-ups in here. - Ja, this is a respectable place. 267 00:20:48,561 --> 00:20:52,019 - We thought you were our husbands. - Yeah, both of them. 268 00:20:52,132 --> 00:20:54,692 Is that the way you always greet your husbands? 269 00:20:54,768 --> 00:20:57,328 Ja. "Hello, darling," pow? 270 00:20:57,504 --> 00:21:01,338 The average husband can stand just so many pows. 271 00:21:01,508 --> 00:21:04,443 Ja, then he takes a powder. Get it? 272 00:21:06,413 --> 00:21:08,608 - That was very funny, no? - No. 273 00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:14,212 - Sorry. Excuse us. - You looked like our husbands. 274 00:21:14,587 --> 00:21:16,350 If you're looking for your husbands... 275 00:21:16,423 --> 00:21:19,324 why don't you try looking at home, where you belong? 276 00:21:19,392 --> 00:21:23,226 Ja. And I bet one of them is baby-sitting a sick friend. 277 00:21:24,264 --> 00:21:27,165 Don't you know when to quit? 278 00:21:28,068 --> 00:21:29,763 Let's go home. 279 00:21:29,836 --> 00:21:34,273 That's for sure. Something real phony is going on. 280 00:21:36,376 --> 00:21:39,812 - That was a close one. - Yeah. Well, back to bowling. 281 00:21:39,879 --> 00:21:43,042 Are you out of your mind? Grab the bowling balls. 282 00:21:43,116 --> 00:21:45,084 We gotta beat them home. 283 00:21:46,219 --> 00:21:48,813 I was never so embarrassed in my life. 284 00:21:48,888 --> 00:21:51,789 How could two sets of characters look so much alike? 285 00:21:52,025 --> 00:21:56,792 All I can say is one set of characters better be home when we get there. 286 00:21:57,430 --> 00:21:58,863 Step on it. 287 00:22:03,970 --> 00:22:07,303 - This thing is the greatest. - My invention, isn't it? 288 00:22:07,374 --> 00:22:08,873 You know something, Rubble? 289 00:22:09,073 --> 00:22:11,572 They'll be a Flintstone Flyer in every cave. 290 00:22:11,644 --> 00:22:13,202 I'll be rich. 291 00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:14,506 How about me? 292 00:22:14,581 --> 00:22:17,345 Keep pumping. We'll beat them home by an hour. 293 00:22:17,851 --> 00:22:19,751 Faniculi, faniculi, fanicula 294 00:22:23,423 --> 00:22:25,618 - Hey, Fred, look. - Look where? 295 00:22:26,126 --> 00:22:30,859 - Double trouble at 6 o'clock. - What do you know! The wives. 296 00:22:31,798 --> 00:22:34,130 Hey, they must be doing over 80. 297 00:22:36,603 --> 00:22:38,127 They're gonna beat us home. 298 00:22:38,972 --> 00:22:41,873 No, they're not. Now hear this. 299 00:22:42,342 --> 00:22:43,707 Pilot to co-pilot. 300 00:22:44,044 --> 00:22:45,944 I read you, loud and clear. 301 00:22:46,012 --> 00:22:47,741 Retract landing gear. 302 00:22:47,814 --> 00:22:52,547 Introvert your decibels. Increase speed to 4,500 rpm. 303 00:22:52,852 --> 00:22:55,412 - Over and out. - What's all that mean, Fred? 304 00:22:55,488 --> 00:22:58,787 It means step on it, you imbecile, that's what. Let's go. 305 00:22:59,092 --> 00:23:00,616 Faniculi, fanicula. 306 00:23:10,904 --> 00:23:14,237 What will we say when they ask why we're home so early? 307 00:23:14,307 --> 00:23:17,606 - Just say we missed them. - Why not tell them the truth? 308 00:23:17,677 --> 00:23:20,669 And say we don't trust them around the corner? 309 00:23:26,052 --> 00:23:28,953 - Suppose they're not here? - They'll be back. 310 00:23:29,089 --> 00:23:32,923 - What'll we do in the meantime? - In the meantime, we get meaner. 311 00:23:34,627 --> 00:23:36,959 Quiet. Maybe Fred's asleep. 312 00:23:37,063 --> 00:23:40,521 Read me another bedtime story, Barney-pal. 313 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:44,969 Sure. Which one: Uncle Wigley or I was a Teenage Brontosaurus? 314 00:23:46,005 --> 00:23:48,872 So help me, I'll never mistrust Fred again. 315 00:23:48,975 --> 00:23:50,636 You're right, Wilma. 316 00:23:50,743 --> 00:23:52,836 They're two of the good ones. 317 00:23:53,546 --> 00:23:55,810 Let's face it. We're a couple of shrews. 318 00:23:55,882 --> 00:23:58,316 Ja, that's for sure. Let that be a lesson. 319 00:23:58,384 --> 00:24:02,184 Never doubt your husbands or they may take a powder. Get it? 320 00:24:02,755 --> 00:24:04,518 It was them. 321 00:24:05,024 --> 00:24:06,821 You dope! 322 00:24:08,194 --> 00:24:11,721 - State of shock? - Wilma, no, not in the head! 323 00:24:13,466 --> 00:24:17,732 - Try that on your fortissimo. - Stand still, you insect. 324 00:24:17,971 --> 00:24:20,064 Betty, not with the bowling ball. 325 00:24:22,575 --> 00:24:26,602 - Head for the whirligig! - Start flapping for a quick takeoff. 326 00:24:28,848 --> 00:24:32,215 - Come back, you coward! - Wilma, they're getting away. 327 00:24:32,285 --> 00:24:35,743 Don't worry. Whatever goes up sooner or later comes down. 328 00:24:36,256 --> 00:24:37,951 Especially the fat ones. 329 00:24:42,829 --> 00:24:44,922 - Your play. - Gin. 330 00:24:47,167 --> 00:24:49,692 How long would you say they've been up there? 331 00:24:50,136 --> 00:24:52,832 About six hours, give or take a few. 332 00:24:54,307 --> 00:24:57,242 But, Fred, my legs are getting tired. 333 00:24:57,777 --> 00:25:02,544 Are your legs tired, or are you tired of living? Keep pumping. 334 00:25:02,782 --> 00:25:04,875 I'am too pooped to pump. 335 00:25:07,687 --> 00:25:09,314 It won't be long now. 336 00:25:09,622 --> 00:25:12,557 - Barney's running out of gas. - I know. 337 00:25:13,793 --> 00:25:16,387 It'll be nice to have them back. 338 00:26:10,817 --> 00:26:13,081 Come on, Wilma, open this door! 339 00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:14,281 Review: Shahin.MD-ir 26718