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People ask why I hang around with
gangsters, bootleggers and killers.
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I tell them, "For the laughs."
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I'm Waldo Winchester
of The New York Tribune.
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Broadway's my beat.
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For 20 years my column's been
waking people up...
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...better than their morning
cup of coffee.
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Who was seen at whose party last
night, while his wife was out of town?
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Stick with me and I'll tell you.
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I'm always asked what's the most
exciting night I've written about.
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The answer is easy.
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It was the night when thugs rubbed
elbows with high society types.
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And murders happened faster
than you can count.
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When crap games turned paupers
into millionaires.
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That night may be gone now,
but there's still the memory.
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New Year's Eve, 1928.
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The last big blowout of the Jazz Age.
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But who knew it then? Prohibition
meant you couldn't get a drink...
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...unless you knew a speakeasy
like this one. Mizzoo's.
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It was a badge of honor
just knowing where it was.
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Big bucks!
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We'll get back to Mizzoo's later.
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But our story begins somewhere else.
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It begins at Mindy's
infamous restaurant...
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...where as luck would have it,
our large cast of characters...
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...all seem to have a reservation.
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Here's Crunch Sweeney.
The Brain's bodyguard.
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The man in the scarf
is The Brain himself
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The biggest gambling operator
on Broadway.
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The other guy with him is
called Regret...
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...after the only horse
he ever won a bet on.
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Nice work, Basil.
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Coming through. Hot plate.
Make a hole here.
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Naturally, The Brain had
a lot of enemies...
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...but he was generous
to all his friends.
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And tonight he was even buying
dinner for a poor stranger in town...
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...whose only remaining assets...
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...were a pair of undernourished
Georgia bloodhounds.
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Crunch.
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Excuse me, boss.
Can I go sit with Maud?
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Tell you what, Crunch.
Sit with Maud.
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- How was the track?
- The ponies had it in for me.
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I was beaten by three dirty noses
in four heats running.
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In all the years I know you, you must
have been beaten by 10,000 noses.
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It's now or never, gents.
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- What is all this stuff?
- Stick to the steaks.
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Two dozen sirloins
and a platter of matzos.
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- How do you want them?
- Quickly.
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And bring me a string of them,
you know, little weenies.
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Wart hogs belong in Ringling's.
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Watch it! Watch your back!
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Who's that strangely
shaped gentleman?
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Oh, that is just Feet Samuels.
A guy I consider no dice.
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- Why not?
- Well, he's always broke.
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There's no percentage
hanging around brokers.
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- What are you talking about?
- I'm sick and tired of it all.
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I'm especially sick and tired
of being broke.
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The only thing that kept me
from scragging myself yesterday...
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...is the C-note I gotta pay
The Brain today.
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I don't want him going around saying
I'm no good after I'm dead.
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The toughest thing of all?
I'm in love.
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In love with who?
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- Your date last night didn't pay.
- So what?
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So customers like you I don't need.
Out!
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- Take your hands off of me, Mindy.
- Get out of here!
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- I don't like your food anyway.
- We don't like you either.
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The nerve of some people.
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Hortense Hathaway? I know her.
She's nothing but a big--
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Stop right there. Now I won't have
you calling her a big baloney...
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...or whatever else you're gonna
call her, because I love her.
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What does Hortense think about this?
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She doesn't know, of course.
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I'd rather scrag myself
than live without her.
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Move those violin cases
out of the aisle.
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I'm sorry. God!
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That looks interesting.
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Pickled herring.
It's very good brain food.
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Jack! Oh, Jack!
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- Close personal friend, I see.
- Yes.
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- I saved you a table, Jack.
- Christ, that's just what I need.
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What's the problem?
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The booze for MacKyle's bash
was stolen. I'm bust if it don't show.
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There's Lovey Lou. She's somebody
I could drown my problems in.
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Basil, fetch.
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- But she's with Mizzoo.
- She won't bite. Scat.
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Out of the way! Kick off!
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- So she thinks she's too good for me?
- She's too good for her own good.
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- Did you ask him if he's finished?
- I read his mind, fat face.
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I'd read yours too,
only I don't see too good in the dark.
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- Beautiful evening, ain't it?
- You're doing well.
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Yes, indeed. Two hot feet,
one Limburger handshake...
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...and the night is still young.
Nobody is safe from Hotfoot Harry.
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There's a pair of virgin feet
in this very room.
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The last guy who tried that ended up
in Brooklyn, Queens and the Bronx.
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The Brain is definitely exempt.
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I'm having a little party tonight.
It's the usual stakes, Waldo.
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Thanks, Johnny. I just might.
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- I'll see you there.
- What time?
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A very small gathering, Feet.
Barely enough room for the dice.
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Feet was the most notoriously
honorable guy in town.
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Where did he suddenly
get all that dough?
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Water for The Brain’s table.
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Paradise Garage, 9:00.
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- Hey, what the hell are these?
- Customers.
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- What do you think this is?
- A joint for people who like dog food?
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- Why you, I ought to--
- Here they are.
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Never mind, never mind. Just don't
bring any Shetland ponies here.
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Out of my way.
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In the meantime, this weasel
is keeping his beady eye...
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...on The Brain,
waiting for night to fall.
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- This dog is a bottomless pit.
- Yes, sir, especially for weenies.
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I guess they love little weenies more
than anything in this world.
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Well, well, Lovey Lou.
Isn't this a sweet...
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The guy trying to chat up
Lovey Lou is Marvin Clay...
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...who's as rich as he is repulsive.
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- Wangle, it was nice meeting you.
- Marvin, not now.
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- Take the dogs for a walk.
- Not ever.
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- Come on, boys. Come on.
- He's got a slave bracelet.
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What's Clay doing,
sitting with Lovey Lou?
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- That's disgusting.
- Are you talking again?
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Well, not yet. You know,
she's still pretty sored up at me.
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You too good for my money,
Lovey Lou? I know you want it.
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Sored up or not...
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I'd sooner eat a tick.
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...I don't like that octopus
glomming all over her.
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Evening, Maud.
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I have to get my hair curled and
my nails polished. So I'll see you at 8.
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- Okay, Maud.
- Look at you.
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Be sure to mow your chin, huh?
And do not, do not, do not be late.
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Crunch.
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What's the matter, Lovey Lou?
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How about a spin around the park
for old times' sake?
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Please, leave me alone.
I'm just waiting for my sister.
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The car's running.
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Evening, Lovey Lou.
Is this blister bothering you?
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Beat it, lounge louse.
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Oh, did you get the night off?
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If you gentlemen don't mind,
I'm waiting for someone.
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Listen, speck, I'll give you
two seconds to evaporate.
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Still hurts, doesn't it?
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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We all saw you out front with
your clampers all over Lovey's sister.
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You pig! it's not enough
you tried to ruin me!
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- Get your hands off me!
- You stink on ice, rat boy.
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I'll kill you, you no-good
frogged-up Murphy.
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Not if I see you first,
you over-pumped nickel nurser.
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Hey, what does this look like?
I ain't Madison Square Garden.
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How could an ancient wheeze-bag
like you expect to make time...
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...with demitasses
like Honey and Lovey?
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- If you two got business to transact...
- Do you know who I am?!
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I'll show you the leather right now,
you phonus balonus.
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Come on! Try crossing my path, you
son of a track layer, and I'll kill you.
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- Take the breeze, you bums.
- I'll cut you, bastard!
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I've got customers who are trying
to enjoy their delicacies.
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Family life.
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Come on, Lovey. Don't barbecue
your brains over that boll weevil.
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That Marvin's evil.
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Well, forget him. At least you know
Regret's in your corner.
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- Ladies, your coats.
- Yeah, Mizzoo.
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Did you see him fight for me?
He must feel something, right?
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Well, sure he does.
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Jack, I have to run.
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Make sure the champagne
will arrive on time.
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It always does.
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Did you see the way
she looked at me?
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Even society dames is red hot for me.
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- Evening, Brain. Crunch.
- Evening, Feet.
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I have the hundred
that you loaned me.
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Plus five percent interest
and 10 percent interest.
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Nice timing.
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Good to see you so happy, Brain.
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What's not to be happy about?
It's New Year's Eve.
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- Flowers, sir?
- No thanks.
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Flowers?
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Peel me a finner.
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For me? Thanks.
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Hot food! Hot stuff!
Watch your back!
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- What's your name, sunshine?
- Mary.
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Here you go, boss.
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They're only a nickel, sir. I don't
have change for that much money.
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Keep the change. Happy New Year.
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Thank you. Thank you, sir.
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God bless you, sir.
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My God! I gave Doris
10 grand last night.
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She didn't make half the fuss over it
that this doll does.
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Maybe the flower doll
needs a pound note...
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...more than Doris needs 10 G's.
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Yeah, and of course, Doris...
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Doris gives me more than a flower,
and God bless.
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With all due respect, Brain.
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00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:08,381
The overhead on Doris Clare alone is
enough to drive an ordinary guy daffy.
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00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,954
And I hear she's almost frugal
compared to your other girlfriends.
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- Not to mention your ever-loving wife.
-It's not bad.
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The maintenance is not more
than 300 grand a year.
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Think of the benefits. I don't know
another citizen anywhere...
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...who's got so many places
to go home to.
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And that comes in pretty handy
when certain annoying individuals...
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...want to fool around with me.
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00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:45,419
Homer Swing sends greetings
for the New Year from Brooklyn.
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Take the knife.
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- We better get you to a hospital, Brain.
- No.
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I want to keep this quiet.
Take me home.
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Which home?
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Drive.
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- One of my best customers.
- They cut him in two.
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It was incredible.
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00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,726
The Brooklyn operators tried
to seize power on New Year's Eve.
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00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,427
It was the first such assault
in Mindy's history...
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...and the news spread faster
than a common cold.
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00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:39,768
I'm telling you guys.
It was a stabbing, not a shooting.
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- An expert!
-Inspector McNamara.
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I think I found me a date
for this evening. Come along, son.
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Thanks for the invite, but I don't
care to accompany coppers as a rule.
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It arouses criticism
from the other citizens.
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Let's go.
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00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:03,264
But, inspector, where are we going?
It happened back there.
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00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:07,495
Sure, sure. Why don't you
tell me what you know?
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Keep him nice.
I'll be back in a deuce.
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00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:20,982
Good evening, Charlotte.
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I'm an associate of your husband.
May I come in?
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00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:27,052
Look, gimpy, I ain't got all night.
What's the dodge?
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I'm afraid the Brain meets
with an incident at Mindy's.
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00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:34,089
He's all shivved up
in a hack downstairs.
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00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,096
Where should we put him?
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In a hospital, of course.
I'm entertaining very important people.
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00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:44,670
Tell him I'll visit him tomorrow
and bring him some broth.
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00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:51,274
How long has he been dead, Doc?
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00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,978
Oh, Bodeeker!
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00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:55,850
Who let him in?
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00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:58,545
He's the only croaker I found
on New Year's Eve.
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00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:01,191
It's 10 years since
he's allowed to practice.
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00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:03,554
I figured since he used
to be a sawbones...
232
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:07,459
...and since Marvin Clay used
to be alive, then it would be okay.
233
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:08,826
Marvin Clay!
234
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:12,829
And who did you expect?
235
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:16,906
Why, I just saw him tearing up
a grate at Mindy's.
236
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:19,600
He seemed right as rain then.
237
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:24,947
What caused that nasty stain
on his shirt, Bodeeker?
238
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,017
Seems a bullet got
into his body somehow.
239
00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:29,881
Any clues, McGinty?
240
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:33,285
Nothing.
No prints, no tracks, no nothing.
241
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:37,087
In that case,
arrest everybody in sight.
242
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:44,163
Inspector, there's a guy in from
Georgia with a pair of bloodhounds.
243
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:47,861
Maybe they can help track down
the rascal who shot Marvin Clay.
244
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,302
Quick thinking, Basil.
245
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,672
Okay, so it's only 8:00...
246
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:58,941
...and the Brain and Marvin Clay
have already met with disaster.
247
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,751
Your wife ain't home at present.
248
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,180
Try Cynthia Harris.
249
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,165
Greenwich Village.
250
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:22,801
What's going on back there?
This is a hack, not a hearse.
251
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,635
Just drive.
252
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:32,172
I can't believe Homer Swing
put a hit out on The Brain.
253
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:36,445
Don't worry about The Brain.
He'll be laughing about this tomorrow.
254
00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:43,552
- Sorry, gents. We're full up right now.
- I never heard of such a thing.
255
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,287
What kind of a second-rate
operation you running?
256
00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:51,765
Have a heart, Waldo. We're already
contravening the fire regulations.
257
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,304
What was that?
258
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:02,436
Come on in, gents, and welcome.
259
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,783
Bets down, gents.
Cover. Cover the bets.
260
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,689
A little lesson
in the art of shooting crap.
261
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,797
I like to whisper to the dice.
Get to know them a little.
262
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,955
Roll them, Waldo.
263
00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:25,966
The underhand toss.
The flick of the wrist and...
264
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,571
So much for the scientific approach.
265
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,470
Four hundred's the bet
to cover this bet.
266
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,802
- Here you go, old Feet.
- Two hundred dollars.
267
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:39,416
Feet favors one hand,
and blows right before he throws.
268
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,574
Give me that natural.
269
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:45,849
That's what I'm talking about.
270
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,994
This one's for Hortense.
Come on.
271
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:55,257
He also likes to pray
to those bones...
272
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,901
...and tonight luck is suddenly
on his side.
273
00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:59,832
Unbelievable.
274
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,005
Will you give somebody else
a chance?
275
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,610
- Hey, Regret.
- Hey, anybody else?
276
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:12,644
Waldo, who's got the dice?
277
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,613
He won them.
278
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:17,444
- A little present for you, Regret.
- Yeah?
279
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,180
Cleaned us out.
280
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:24,091
Let's head over to Park Avenue
for some giggle soup.
281
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,753
That MacKyle dump
ought to be popping by now.
282
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,865
Maybe I'll meet you over there later.
283
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:32,161
- Hey, I hear Hortense is there, Feet.
- Hortense?
284
00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:34,998
Well, that changes the odds.
You coming, Waldo?
285
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:39,007
No, I gotta file my column
with the morning blat.
286
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:41,543
You really outdid yourself tonight.
287
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:46,741
Thanks, Waldo.
You've always been square with me.
288
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:49,284
Remember what I told you
about Hortense.
289
00:21:49,441 --> 00:21:51,443
Hallelujah, amen,
brothers and sisters!
290
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:54,056
I'm gonna leave you
with this New Year's message.
291
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:58,320
If Jesus was alive today,
he'd be dressed just like me.
292
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:01,954
Feet, my boy, this looks like
the start of a winning streak.
293
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:05,227
We could make a nice pile
at the Grub Stakes derby tomorrow.
294
00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:07,735
Just come with me
to Bookie Brillstein's.
295
00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:10,134
I'd like to, Regret,
but I won't be around.
296
00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:13,106
What's more important than a hot tip?
Where will you be?
297
00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:14,608
Dead.
298
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,041
Dead?
299
00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:21,184
- What are you talking about?
- I'm scragging myself tonight.
300
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,320
Scrag yourself? I don't get the joke.
301
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:26,184
I've been broke since day one.
It can wear on a guy.
302
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,346
So?
303
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:30,289
I remembered that croakers
buy bodies to practice on...
304
00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:32,895
...and I find this doctor
who wishes to buy mine.
305
00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:35,794
- This doesn't sound legitimate.
-It's very legitimate!
306
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:39,596
He pays me four C's because he's
looked for feet like mine for years.
307
00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:43,137
This is gruesome.
How does he know you'll deliver?
308
00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:48,301
Everybody knows I pay what I owe.
I gave The Brain as a reference.
309
00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:51,914
- And he insists on delivery tonight?
- Oh, yeah.
310
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,241
He's a shark on feet.
311
00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:57,444
Excuse me a minute, Regret.
I'll be right back.
312
00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:03,692
- What's this, a joke?
- I'm telling you, they're bloodhounds.
313
00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:07,422
Yes, sir. They is the best
man trackers north of Atlantic.
314
00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:10,233
They'd better be. We got a murder.
315
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:13,131
Murders is their favorite things
to track.
316
00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:16,865
- Then let's go.
- Come on, boys, we got a job.
317
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:35,688
You're probably wondering what
a parrot has to do with all this.
318
00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:39,921
Trust me. That's Polly,
Harriet MacKyle's best friend.
319
00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:46,731
Polly's seen a lot.
320
00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:51,699
But nothing compared to the greats
and ingrates Harriet's got tonight.
321
00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:53,775
Your coat, sir.
322
00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:59,543
- Has Hortense Hathaway arrived yet?
- I'm sure I wouldn't know.
323
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,645
Dumb people.
324
00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:04,577
Happy New Year, friends,
and welcome.
325
00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:08,691
I'm Miss MacKyle.
My friends call me Harriet.
326
00:24:09,315 --> 00:24:13,092
Call me Regret.
And this is Feet Samuels.
327
00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:16,631
Any relation to
the coal Samuels of Kentucky?
328
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,230
Thank you.
329
00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:20,734
Feet's got no known relations.
330
00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:23,430
May I show you to the bar?
331
00:24:25,698 --> 00:24:28,611
- What business are you in?
- Monkeys.
332
00:24:28,867 --> 00:24:30,312
Excuse me, Mr. Regret.
333
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:34,110
- Harriet, meet my friend, Mr. Career.
- Mr. Career?
334
00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:35,718
Bartender.
335
00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:38,580
Regret...
336
00:24:39,445 --> 00:24:42,949
Soupy Mike, as I live and breathe.
337
00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:46,493
It is a long time since I see you
in the company of such swells.
338
00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:47,926
How did you get out?
339
00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:51,068
Well, I've been a very good boy
this year, Regret.
340
00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:56,263
So Santy Claus snuck me
the most useful gift that I ever saw.
341
00:24:58,797 --> 00:25:01,937
- Ain't they special?
- Lovely.
342
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,670
Who drops this ice off on you, honey?
343
00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:07,818
This geezer who comes into the club
once or twice a week...
344
00:25:07,973 --> 00:25:10,783
...asking me to marry him.
I take the presents.
345
00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:13,586
And not the proposition?
346
00:25:13,746 --> 00:25:16,920
He's a 90-year-old nut job.
I gotta play him the chill.
347
00:25:17,082 --> 00:25:20,325
- You seen a blower in this dump?
- Yeah. Right here.
348
00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:28,564
Operator, get me the Tribune.
349
00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:32,868
- What are you following me for?
- Yeah, I know it's late. So what?
350
00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:42,516
- Winchester.
- Waldo, we need to talk.
351
00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:44,985
Feet just bought
a bottle of rat poison.
352
00:25:45,144 --> 00:25:48,318
- He bought what?
- Rat poison!
353
00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:52,856
He's serious, Waldo.
You're the only one he'll listen to.
354
00:25:53,018 --> 00:25:55,464
You know how he is
when he gets an idea.
355
00:25:55,621 --> 00:25:58,465
If I try to talk him out of it
he'll swallow it faster.
356
00:25:58,957 --> 00:26:01,995
What a night this is turning into.
357
00:26:02,361 --> 00:26:05,001
- Is Hortense there?
- Yeah.
358
00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:07,906
Good.
Well, I'll be by and talk to her.
359
00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:12,607
- All right, make it snappy.
- Just as soon as I finish punctuating.
360
00:26:15,507 --> 00:26:17,487
Jesus Christ.
361
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:30,025
Marvin Clay's death wouldn't leave
too big a hole in anybody's heart...
362
00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:33,534
...but could someone have hated him
enough to murder him?
363
00:26:33,692 --> 00:26:36,070
And might that someone be
the horse player...
364
00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:38,765
...who had already
socked him in Mindy's?
365
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:41,434
Watch out, now!
They're getting the scent.
366
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,843
It doesn't take a Dick Tracy
to figure it out.
367
00:26:46,071 --> 00:26:49,018
I hope Doc Frischer can do
a quick patch job on The Brain.
368
00:26:49,174 --> 00:26:52,314
I saved him a pair of ducats
for the fight tomorrow.
369
00:26:52,478 --> 00:26:56,085
The Brain never misses
a Smash Maclntyre bout.
370
00:26:56,248 --> 00:26:58,194
Are they good seats?
371
00:26:58,917 --> 00:27:03,491
Of course. You know what
the Brain means to me.
372
00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:07,264
What a world.
373
00:27:07,426 --> 00:27:11,738
The guys with the yachts are sharks,
everyone else has holes in their shoes.
374
00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:18,079
- Happy New Year, Feet.
- Happy New Year, Mizzoo.
375
00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:21,181
Well, don't stand there
like the Statue of Liberty.
376
00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:24,549
Swim on over
and take a load off your boats.
377
00:27:26,945 --> 00:27:29,186
I see you brought your jingle bells.
378
00:27:32,217 --> 00:27:37,166
Well, I suppose I could survive
another glass of Jack's champagne.
379
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,802
- Anybody else?
- No, thanks. I'm fine.
380
00:27:48,233 --> 00:27:52,010
Sure is a swell supply
of swells out there.
381
00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,445
Yeah.
382
00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:58,577
What I wouldn't give
to live in a flop like this.
383
00:28:07,386 --> 00:28:09,992
I wish I could give it to you, Hortie.
384
00:28:10,489 --> 00:28:12,765
I wish someone would.
385
00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:18,799
Here, Hortie.
386
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,110
I brung you this.
387
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:43,093
- Can I buy you a drink?
- No, you may not.
388
00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:45,235
They're free, Regret.
389
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:48,337
I know, I know.
I was just being polite.
390
00:28:48,927 --> 00:28:52,306
A polite man calls a girl
after he spends the night with her.
391
00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:53,807
It's customary.
392
00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:57,140
Yeah, I know. I meant
to be customary but my aunt...
393
00:28:57,302 --> 00:29:01,307
...she all of a sudden took sick
in Hialeah. What could I do?
394
00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:04,716
What was your aunt suffering from,
a dirty nose?
395
00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:10,921
All right, all right.
The sick aunt, forget.
396
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:15,327
I was betting the ponies, but I did it
all for you. I wanted to buy you a hat.
397
00:29:15,487 --> 00:29:19,492
You see, I had 5-to-1 on Sleepwalk
in the first and she comes in pretty.
398
00:29:19,658 --> 00:29:23,697
So I figure, let's go for a dress
and a pair of shoes to match.
399
00:29:23,862 --> 00:29:26,399
I sit out the second,
knowing I got a sure thing...
400
00:29:26,565 --> 00:29:28,602
...on Coffee and Cigarettes
in the third.
401
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:31,771
And these.
402
00:29:47,986 --> 00:29:49,659
And this.
403
00:29:51,289 --> 00:29:54,827
She explodes at the gate and soon
she's 10 lengths ahead of the pack.
404
00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:56,836
The jocks are choking on her dust...
405
00:29:56,995 --> 00:30:00,374
...and I can see you standing
in front of me, all dolled up.
406
00:30:00,532 --> 00:30:02,637
God, you're beautiful.
407
00:30:03,368 --> 00:30:06,315
Suddenly, Uppity Up comes
with her tail on fire.
408
00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:10,613
She's gaining by the yard, and there
goes the hat, there go the shoes.
409
00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:13,780
She comes in ahead by a dirty nose.
410
00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:18,089
And you're standing naked in front
of the world with tears in your eyes.
411
00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,696
I've never been so ashamed.
412
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,657
Lovey Lou, can you ever forgive me?
413
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,472
Not this year.
414
00:30:35,934 --> 00:30:37,379
Women...
415
00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:42,314
You cannot live with them.
You cannot haul off and shoot them.
416
00:30:42,474 --> 00:30:43,919
Amen.
417
00:30:50,148 --> 00:30:52,526
Excuse me, dreamboat.
418
00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:03,495
Looks like Hortense
changes her tune about you.
419
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,810
Gracious! Lovely, just lovely!
420
00:31:08,633 --> 00:31:11,705
Oh, Lord, I hope
he didn't steal these.
421
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,544
No, it's not hot ice.
He won it in a crap game.
422
00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:16,913
I'm sorry, ladies,
have you met Hortense?
423
00:31:17,075 --> 00:31:19,817
Where is it written
that you have to shower a girl...
424
00:31:19,978 --> 00:31:22,151
...with diamonds
to make her love you?
425
00:31:22,314 --> 00:31:24,260
Feet, for one, believed it.
426
00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:27,454
Which is why he and Regret
decided to press their luck...
427
00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:29,826
...at Minnie the Shrimp's
poker parlor.
428
00:31:29,988 --> 00:31:33,128
The last person they expected
to see there was Big Shelley...
429
00:31:33,291 --> 00:31:37,364
...who always brought his own cards
and his own rules.
430
00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:40,474
How many, Feet?
431
00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:44,038
All of them.
432
00:31:48,206 --> 00:31:49,549
One.
433
00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:53,318
I now bet the other half.
434
00:31:53,478 --> 00:31:57,858
And for this half, the wild cards
are nines and fives...
435
00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:01,089
...the man with the ax.
436
00:32:07,192 --> 00:32:11,368
This may be a choice moment
to start a losing streak.
437
00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:20,676
I fold, Big Shelley.
438
00:32:20,839 --> 00:32:23,217
Nobody folds on Big Shelley.
439
00:32:23,508 --> 00:32:25,852
Now bet the other half.
440
00:32:44,362 --> 00:32:45,807
Show!
441
00:33:11,957 --> 00:33:14,801
Good night, Big Shelley!
442
00:33:16,928 --> 00:33:20,341
- Your coat, sir?
- What about it?
443
00:33:28,306 --> 00:33:30,217
Uncle Waldo.
444
00:33:31,576 --> 00:33:34,113
Hortie, if you love Feet...
445
00:33:34,279 --> 00:33:38,785
...you'll tell him tonight, or you'll be
sorry you didn't for a long, long time.
446
00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:40,952
What's this all about, Uncle Waldo?
447
00:33:41,586 --> 00:33:43,122
You do love him, don't you?
448
00:33:43,889 --> 00:33:46,631
Well, suppose I do.
What's that got to do with it?
449
00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:51,268
Let's just say that the guy
is lousy in love with you.
450
00:33:51,429 --> 00:33:53,238
- He is?
- Yeah.
451
00:33:53,398 --> 00:33:57,710
And if you don't let him know how you
feel, he could jump ship, or worse.
452
00:33:58,303 --> 00:34:02,718
I'm serious, Hortie.
Get him through the night.
453
00:34:07,846 --> 00:34:10,827
Mr. Winchester, it's an honor.
454
00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:15,055
Promise me you'll only
write nice things about us.
455
00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:20,260
How thrilling it must be to be around
these marvelous types every night.
456
00:34:20,425 --> 00:34:25,568
- And such nicknames!
- Honey, you don't know the half of it.
457
00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:28,404
You must tell me all about
your different friends...
458
00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:31,912
...so I can tell my other guests.
They'll be thrilled to death...
459
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:35,643
-...to meet these bad characters.
- Oh, yes, yes.
460
00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:41,519
Well, you see that little man standing
there? The one that's staring at you.
461
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:45,924
That is nobody
but Bad Basil Valentine.
462
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:48,564
Now, he may look harmless...
463
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:52,964
...but Bad Basil can scarcely sleep
any night he doesn't kill somebody.
464
00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:56,663
My goodness! He doesn't
look too bad at first glance.
465
00:34:57,028 --> 00:35:00,942
Although now that I examine
him a little closely...
466
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:04,637
...I believe I do detect
a sinister gleam in his eye.
467
00:35:04,803 --> 00:35:07,579
Mr. Valentine,
I've heard so much about you.
468
00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:10,913
Tell me everything,
and don't be bashful.
469
00:35:11,076 --> 00:35:15,149
Do you think it's safe to unleash
this femme fatale on poor Basil?
470
00:35:15,313 --> 00:35:20,661
Well, I think poor Basil deserves
a little fun too, don't you?
471
00:35:23,188 --> 00:35:26,169
- Tell me more.
- That ain't the half of it.
472
00:35:26,324 --> 00:35:29,203
Just last week I was up in
Chicago on a pleasure trip...
473
00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:32,308
...when six of Scarf ace's boys
asked me for the time.
474
00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:36,207
- What on earth did you do?
- I plugged them, of course.
475
00:35:36,368 --> 00:35:40,976
- All of them? How thrilling.
- Sure.
476
00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,982
I can't go back there for a while.
477
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:46,554
They got the city sealed up
tighter than a two-dollar drum.
478
00:35:52,217 --> 00:35:54,060
I can't even take my girl out now.
479
00:35:54,219 --> 00:35:56,722
Feet's got the ring I was
supposed to hand to her.
480
00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:58,993
She won't schtupp
me till we're engaged...
481
00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:02,627
...so I borrowed it from my mother,
but she expects it back tomorrow.
482
00:36:02,794 --> 00:36:04,774
She's gonna kill me.
They both are.
483
00:36:04,930 --> 00:36:07,934
That Feet, he's unbelievable, huh?
How did he do it?
484
00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:10,943
- Scragger's luck.
- Oh, the law!
485
00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:15,551
Now it does look like these hapless
hounds are after our friend, Regret.
486
00:36:16,274 --> 00:36:18,515
Why else would they follow
him through here?
487
00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:20,953
- Not here either.
- No, sir.
488
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:25,024
But they's hot on the trail now.
489
00:36:28,753 --> 00:36:32,633
You must see me in East Hampton.
We'll be alone except for the servants.
490
00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:35,237
- You don't say.
- I certainly do.
491
00:36:35,493 --> 00:36:37,837
- You shouldn't have.
- Hi, Hortense.
492
00:36:37,996 --> 00:36:41,273
- Can I speak to you for a second?
- Feet, where'd you go?
493
00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:44,539
Me and Regret gave Minnie the
Shrimp's game a New Year's go...
494
00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:47,877
-...and I didn't do half bad. Dance?
- Sure.
495
00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:50,213
Get a job.
496
00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:53,382
- Get a job! Get a job!
-It's you.
497
00:36:57,983 --> 00:36:59,462
Brought you something.
498
00:37:01,987 --> 00:37:03,694
Feet.
499
00:37:23,642 --> 00:37:28,284
Nobody ever gives me so many
wonderful things all at once in my life.
500
00:37:32,150 --> 00:37:35,154
Feet, there's something
I never told you.
501
00:37:39,157 --> 00:37:44,004
I have to get to the club.
But I'm off at dawn.
502
00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:47,307
Promise you'll meet me then?
503
00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:13,026
Hey, hey, hey, pace yourself, son.
It's not even midnight.
504
00:38:13,191 --> 00:38:14,932
Midnight?
505
00:38:17,228 --> 00:38:19,868
- Oh, no.
- What's wrong?
506
00:38:20,265 --> 00:38:22,677
Waldo, you know something
about the law.
507
00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:25,405
I've had experience in the matter,
round and about.
508
00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:29,450
- Waldo, I'm in a very hot spot.
- What are you worried about?
509
00:38:29,607 --> 00:38:33,714
You got plenty of dough, the whole
night before Doc forecloses on you.
510
00:38:33,878 --> 00:38:35,721
Then you heard?
511
00:38:36,714 --> 00:38:39,422
That's just it. See, now
that I have all this dough...
512
00:38:39,584 --> 00:38:42,030
...things don't look as tough
as they did before.
513
00:38:42,187 --> 00:38:46,397
I'm sorry that I made that deal with
the doctor, on account of Hortense.
514
00:38:46,558 --> 00:38:48,902
I think she's really
beginning to like me.
515
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:52,198
Just go to old whiskers...
516
00:38:52,364 --> 00:38:58,337
...give him his dough back,
and tell him you changed your mind.
517
00:39:05,977 --> 00:39:08,856
Of course. it's so simple.
518
00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:13,189
Now that I'm loaded,
I can repurchase my life...
519
00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:17,299
...and have plenty of potatoes left
over to keep Hortense interested.
520
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:33,774
- Thank God.
- Done and done. I'm off to the blat.
521
00:39:35,507 --> 00:39:40,149
I'm prepared to pay you double
what you gave me.
522
00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:44,316
- Here, take-- Take 800 simoleons.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
523
00:39:44,482 --> 00:39:49,261
Your feet are most urgently needed
for an experiment tomorrow afternoon.
524
00:39:49,421 --> 00:39:54,996
- Well, then we'll make it 1200. Here.
- Oh, no.
525
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:58,403
That's more than a hundred
fish a toe. Come on--
526
00:39:58,563 --> 00:40:04,946
That wouldn't begin to make up for the
time we'd lose. I must have your body.
527
00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:10,748
This is my final offer, Bodeeker.
528
00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:14,579
Four times what you gave me.
529
00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:18,922
No! Get out of here! Now!
530
00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:26,201
Have you seen
that no-account fiancé of mine?
531
00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:28,667
Which one might that be, Miss Maud?
532
00:40:28,826 --> 00:40:31,306
Don't crack wise at me, Soupy Mike.
533
00:40:31,463 --> 00:40:34,239
I am not in the mood for any of you.
534
00:40:34,399 --> 00:40:37,573
Imagine, standing me up
on New Year's Eve.
535
00:40:37,735 --> 00:40:39,578
- He stood you up?
- Yeah.
536
00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:43,014
If Crunch Sweeney wasn't enormous,
I'd call him a goob, or worse.
537
00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:45,313
- You said it.
- No, I did not.
538
00:40:45,477 --> 00:40:48,321
But let's have a dance on the subject.
539
00:40:48,479 --> 00:40:52,359
You won't know it to look at me, but
tonight I suffer a similar humiliation.
540
00:40:52,517 --> 00:40:53,996
Shall we?
541
00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:02,470
As the trail of Marvin Clay's
killer grew hotter...
542
00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:05,699
...things were getting
distinctly chilly for The Brain.
543
00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:11,911
- Sam, he's lost a lot of blood.
- There's a hospital around the corner.
544
00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:17,110
- Shut up. We tell you where to go.
- Just look straight ahead and drive.
545
00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:21,487
It's a terrible thing
to be alone on New Year's Eve.
546
00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:24,419
That no-good louse.
547
00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:28,659
It's especially humiliating
to be alone in public...
548
00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:30,663
...where everybody can see you.
549
00:41:30,855 --> 00:41:33,597
I never thought of it that way,
but you're right.
550
00:41:33,758 --> 00:41:35,738
Sure!
551
00:41:35,893 --> 00:41:40,865
You know, since the two of us are
both alone in this terrible situation...
552
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:47,677
...why don't we go back to your place
where we can be alone, alone.
553
00:41:49,207 --> 00:41:50,845
Yeah.
554
00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:55,851
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Let's get out of here.
555
00:41:56,714 --> 00:41:58,660
The big lug.
556
00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:17,173
Lovey Lou, and a happy to you.
557
00:42:17,335 --> 00:42:20,214
Better mingle. I'm saving myself
for our hostess tonight.
558
00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:22,578
Good for you, Jack.
559
00:42:22,740 --> 00:42:25,949
Don't worry, little sister.
You'll get your turn later.
560
00:42:26,110 --> 00:42:28,590
I've just been stepped on.
561
00:42:29,013 --> 00:42:32,392
Louie Lung lunges for the rod.
I know it's now or never.
562
00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:36,225
Miss MacKyle, a lovely soiree
you have perpetrated tonight--
563
00:42:36,921 --> 00:42:40,061
- What the hell?
- Would you be a dear?
564
00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:42,636
You were saying, Basil?
565
00:42:49,968 --> 00:42:52,642
Fetching drinks for Basil, Jack?
566
00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:01,023
Tough guy.
567
00:43:03,147 --> 00:43:04,717
The usual?
568
00:43:13,691 --> 00:43:15,068
Jack, here he comes!
569
00:43:16,628 --> 00:43:17,971
Hit him.
570
00:43:33,878 --> 00:43:38,054
Come on. Anything's safer
than a Park Avenue party.
571
00:43:38,216 --> 00:43:40,753
Some men conduct
themselves like animals.
572
00:43:40,918 --> 00:43:43,228
Boys will be beasts.
573
00:43:43,388 --> 00:43:45,994
But at least somebody
around here has a little zing.
574
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:49,233
Very nice shot.
575
00:43:49,927 --> 00:43:54,398
You didn't kill him,
but he ain't gonna have any babies.
576
00:43:55,099 --> 00:43:59,548
You know what they say
about men with little mustaches.
577
00:44:04,108 --> 00:44:09,080
Oh, no. What's wrong,
silver slippers?
578
00:44:10,615 --> 00:44:14,757
- Regret.
- Not the jealous type.
579
00:44:14,919 --> 00:44:19,197
- He left with Maud.
- Skunk.
580
00:44:20,925 --> 00:44:24,668
- I'm gonna forget him.
- Can you?
581
00:44:29,367 --> 00:44:34,373
Come on. it's almost showtime.
Let's get out of here.
582
00:44:34,739 --> 00:44:38,209
This place has a curse on it.
583
00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:45,760
Oh, she's beautiful, Brain.
All your dolls are.
584
00:44:45,917 --> 00:44:50,229
- I beg your pardon, but the Brain--
- Blow off, dwarf.
585
00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:54,630
I ain't a dwarf.
586
00:46:18,876 --> 00:46:22,221
As the rest of the city stood ready
to shout in the New Year...
587
00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:25,361
...Feet sat alone
with Old Man Trouble.
588
00:46:25,516 --> 00:46:27,826
His story might have
ended right here...
589
00:46:27,985 --> 00:46:32,058
...if he hadn't remembered his
promise to meet Hortie at Mizzoo's.
590
00:46:35,092 --> 00:46:37,766
There's something about midnight
on New Year's Eve...
591
00:46:37,929 --> 00:46:40,739
...that makes you sit up
and think about things.
592
00:46:41,399 --> 00:46:43,879
Maybe because where
you are at that moment...
593
00:46:44,035 --> 00:46:46,641
...says a lot about where
you might end up someday.
594
00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:49,478
I just want to go home.
595
00:46:50,408 --> 00:46:53,981
Thanks again for joining us at our
New Year's party in Times Square...
596
00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:56,056
...where there are over 3000 people...
597
00:46:56,213 --> 00:47:00,286
...awaiting the countdown to the end
of 1928, just moments away now.
598
00:47:00,451 --> 00:47:02,556
Ten, nine...
599
00:47:02,887 --> 00:47:04,889
...eight, seven...
600
00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:07,234
...six, five...
601
00:47:11,863 --> 00:47:14,867
Happy New Year!
602
00:48:05,216 --> 00:48:07,492
Hello, sweet meat.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
603
00:48:07,652 --> 00:48:10,997
- You didn't.
- Hello, beautiful! Hello, beautiful!
604
00:48:11,155 --> 00:48:14,830
It's quite a spread.
When do I get the tour?
605
00:48:14,992 --> 00:48:16,869
Come back here. Talk to me.
606
00:48:17,028 --> 00:48:22,706
I wouldn't talk to you with somebody
else's mouth. And don't follow me.
607
00:48:25,436 --> 00:48:28,315
Hello, you fool! Hello, you fool!
608
00:48:30,841 --> 00:48:32,445
Polly!
609
00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:38,326
I think he shot the Polly.
610
00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:53,535
- I'm sorry. I didn't realize it was a bird.
- Didn't realize?
611
00:48:53,698 --> 00:48:59,148
This parrot was worth more
than you, you cheap guttersnipe!
612
00:48:59,303 --> 00:49:01,715
You're nothing
but a murderous bully...
613
00:49:01,872 --> 00:49:05,649
...taking target practice
at an unarmed bird!
614
00:49:06,711 --> 00:49:11,421
Don't say nothing.
This is a grave social error.
615
00:49:28,933 --> 00:49:31,641
Find me the beak, Basil.
616
00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:01,506
Kill him, Basil.
617
00:50:04,035 --> 00:50:07,141
- Kill him?
- Oh, be a dear.
618
00:50:07,304 --> 00:50:11,548
What's one more murder for you,
when it would mean so much to me?
619
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,985
Maud! Oh, no!
620
00:50:19,150 --> 00:50:21,630
I was supposed to meet her hours ago.
621
00:50:21,786 --> 00:50:26,394
I'm as dead as you get! She's above
all batty when it comes to time!
622
00:50:26,557 --> 00:50:30,232
Don't worry.
Bobby Baker will take The Brain.
623
00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:34,510
Just to be sure, let's bring him in.
624
00:50:57,588 --> 00:50:59,397
Let me try.
625
00:51:01,926 --> 00:51:03,599
Hello, Bobby.
626
00:51:05,196 --> 00:51:07,836
As you can see,
it's not a very good evening.
627
00:51:08,332 --> 00:51:12,144
The Brain was somewhat
inconvenienced a few hours ago...
628
00:51:12,303 --> 00:51:16,615
...and his last words
before he stops speaking are:
629
00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:18,720
-"Take me to my Bobby."
- Go away, Sam.
630
00:51:18,876 --> 00:51:21,015
- No, you gotta let--
- I'll call the cops...
631
00:51:21,178 --> 00:51:24,022
...and you might be arrested
on the suspicion...
632
00:51:24,181 --> 00:51:26,127
...that you know how he got hurt.
633
00:51:33,324 --> 00:51:36,828
Hey! Wait! Wait!
634
00:51:36,994 --> 00:51:38,905
So it's almost 2 a.m...
635
00:51:39,063 --> 00:51:43,512
...and the only thing that can be said
for The Brain is, he's well-dressed.
636
00:51:43,667 --> 00:51:47,114
Meanwhile, the rest of us
found ourselves at Mizzoo's.
637
00:51:47,271 --> 00:51:50,047
Told you I'd get us back here, didn't I?
638
00:51:50,207 --> 00:51:53,017
And just in time for the floor show.
639
00:54:20,557 --> 00:54:24,903
- Was I terrible?
- No, you have a nice little voice.
640
00:54:26,230 --> 00:54:29,177
Do you always
carry weenies with you?
641
00:54:29,333 --> 00:54:32,803
All kinds of shite. I can't find it.
642
00:54:32,970 --> 00:54:35,746
Relax. You can be seen
in public without a spat.
643
00:54:35,906 --> 00:54:39,877
We're not discussing sartorial matters
here. We're talking about my life.
644
00:54:40,044 --> 00:54:42,854
- What's the big deal?
- What's the big deal?
645
00:54:43,013 --> 00:54:46,460
If Crunch Sweeney finds the spat,
and realizes it is not his spat...
646
00:54:46,617 --> 00:54:50,793
...and connects it to another spat,
which happens to be mine, I'm dead.
647
00:54:50,954 --> 00:54:53,730
Oh, Regret, you are such a child.
648
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,702
All right. Let's see.
649
00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:18,820
I'm saved. Am I gonna
see you at the club, Maud?
650
00:55:18,983 --> 00:55:22,453
Move from this room? No, thank you.
651
00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:26,727
I will quietly wait here for my
beloved Crunch Sweeney...
652
00:55:26,890 --> 00:55:29,166
...then gently murder him in his sleep.
653
00:55:32,796 --> 00:55:36,903
Oh, Feet, are you okay?
654
00:55:38,135 --> 00:55:43,016
Look at you. We'll go back to your
place when I get off, all right?
655
00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:48,148
Hortense, I don't know if I can make it.
656
00:55:51,381 --> 00:55:53,588
You see, I have this deal...
657
00:55:53,751 --> 00:55:55,697
-...and, well...
- Who is she?
658
00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:59,027
- No, it's not what you think.
- I've been around the block...
659
00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:03,262
...a few times and I heard every line
in the book. You're not playing fair.
660
00:56:04,828 --> 00:56:08,935
Sorry, I didn't mean
to blow your ears off.
661
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:14,039
But I got footprints all over my back
from every heel I've been out with.
662
00:56:19,143 --> 00:56:20,884
Oh, Hortie.
663
00:56:21,979 --> 00:56:26,655
Everything I've done tonight,
I did it with you in mind.
664
00:56:27,384 --> 00:56:29,830
Oh, I know you did.
665
00:56:29,987 --> 00:56:32,695
So don't go getting cold feet.
666
00:56:32,856 --> 00:56:37,805
If you're half as stuck on me as I am
on you, you'll be here at dawn.
667
00:56:37,961 --> 00:56:41,033
Hortie. Hortie, we're on.
668
00:57:24,474 --> 00:57:27,045
You got lipstick
all over your cheek, pally.
669
00:57:27,210 --> 00:57:31,852
Say, did I miss her number?
Whoa, friend, where you going?
670
00:57:34,084 --> 00:57:39,830
Regret, I'm going to welsh
for the first time in my life.
671
00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:42,861
Knew you had it in you.
672
00:57:45,395 --> 00:57:51,073
Havanas, cigarettes, havanas.
It's been forever, Regret.
673
00:57:52,169 --> 00:57:55,844
- Love that new scent, Yvette.
- You gave it to me, remember?
674
00:57:56,006 --> 00:58:00,216
Sure I do.
Say, did Lovey Lou go on yet?
675
00:58:00,944 --> 00:58:03,515
You just missed her.
She's in the back.
676
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:05,921
Thanks, beautiful.
677
00:58:43,554 --> 00:58:46,091
What are you doing
out here in the cold?
678
00:58:46,490 --> 00:58:48,993
Enjoying the scenery.
679
00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:52,704
Isn't Palm Beach lovely
this time of year?
680
00:58:54,298 --> 00:58:56,403
Go away, Regret.
681
00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:03,742
Hey, give me a chance to explain.
682
00:59:03,907 --> 00:59:07,753
If your excuses were snowflakes,
we'd be digging out till Easter.
683
00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:11,116
I saw you hop off with Maud.
684
00:59:11,281 --> 00:59:13,818
And I can smell her perfume
on you now.
685
00:59:13,984 --> 00:59:15,759
You're a child, Regret...
686
00:59:15,919 --> 00:59:18,957
...and I guess I was too.
But that doesn't matter anymore.
687
00:59:19,122 --> 00:59:23,332
I won't grow wrinkles waiting for you
to realize we were good for each other.
688
00:59:23,961 --> 00:59:29,070
You'll figure it out too late, when
I'm married to some stockbroker.
689
00:59:30,334 --> 00:59:34,908
If you wanted to make me feel cheap
and scuffed, you've done a swell job.
690
00:59:35,605 --> 00:59:37,778
But it's too late.
691
00:59:38,275 --> 00:59:40,653
Now I am cold.
692
00:59:42,312 --> 00:59:44,121
Goodbye.
693
01:00:13,977 --> 01:00:16,753
- Oh, it's you.
- You know this guy?
694
01:00:16,914 --> 01:00:18,393
Of course.
695
01:00:18,548 --> 01:00:22,155
It's the gentleman who gave me
five dollars for my flowers earlier.
696
01:00:22,319 --> 01:00:23,821
What's the matter?
697
01:00:23,987 --> 01:00:29,027
Nothing much except if we don't get
him somewhere soon he will croak.
698
01:00:29,192 --> 01:00:32,867
- Bring him into my house.
- Cold.
699
01:00:33,029 --> 01:00:35,509
- Come on, Brain.
-It's warm inside.
700
01:00:35,666 --> 01:00:38,010
You can rest there till you get help.
701
01:00:42,839 --> 01:00:44,477
I got you, boss.
702
01:00:55,852 --> 01:00:57,923
Hold on, lady...
703
01:00:59,489 --> 01:01:01,196
...is there a phone here?
704
01:01:01,358 --> 01:01:05,170
There's one outside the pharmacy,
if you'd like to come with me.
705
01:01:18,442 --> 01:01:21,013
- Swiss cheese on rye.
- Hold the mustard?
706
01:01:29,820 --> 01:01:33,597
Miss MacKyle is very, very,
very angry about you shooting Polly.
707
01:01:33,757 --> 01:01:36,363
She hates you because Polly
is a family heirloom.
708
01:01:36,526 --> 01:01:41,737
Tell her I'll apologize and I'll buy her
a new bird when I get the price.
709
01:01:41,898 --> 01:01:44,606
Well, I don't think
a new bird'll do it, Jack.
710
01:01:44,768 --> 01:01:46,839
She's after me to shoot you.
711
01:01:47,004 --> 01:01:51,077
Jack, somewhere she gets the idea
that I'm a very tough guy.
712
01:01:51,274 --> 01:01:52,810
Nate, you believe this?
713
01:01:52,976 --> 01:01:55,513
She says if I don't shoot you,
she won't love me...
714
01:01:55,679 --> 01:01:59,388
...and I greatly wish to have her love
me, because I'm daffy about her.
715
01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:01,552
So...
716
01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:05,530
...I'm wondering how much it would
take to hold still and let me shoot you.
717
01:02:05,689 --> 01:02:08,761
Basil, you must be screwy.
718
01:02:08,925 --> 01:02:10,768
I don't mean to really shoot you.
719
01:02:10,961 --> 01:02:15,933
I mean to shoot with a blank, so Miss
MacKyle will think I am shooting you.
720
01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:18,235
It will make her very grateful to me...
721
01:02:18,402 --> 01:02:22,714
...and all you have to do is play dead,
then lay low until after we are married.
722
01:02:29,012 --> 01:02:32,653
I'm thinking maybe I can pay you
1000 bones for such a job.
723
01:02:34,851 --> 01:02:40,597
Why, your proposition sounds
very reasonable, at that...
724
01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:43,704
...but better make it two large
while you're at it.
725
01:02:43,860 --> 01:02:46,898
- Two grand?
- Take it or leave.
726
01:02:49,933 --> 01:02:52,209
Well.
727
01:02:53,437 --> 01:02:57,681
I don't care where they are, get Doc
Frischer and Hymie Weisberger to--
728
01:02:57,841 --> 01:02:59,184
Hang on.
729
01:02:59,743 --> 01:03:04,249
327 West 47th Street.
It's a matter of life and death.
730
01:03:04,414 --> 01:03:06,758
The Brain’s life and death.
731
01:03:09,552 --> 01:03:12,294
So, what's with the midget in the bed?
732
01:03:12,456 --> 01:03:15,994
That's my son, Joey.
He's been very sick.
733
01:03:17,394 --> 01:03:18,702
Doc...
734
01:03:18,862 --> 01:03:22,036
...I know that under
many circumstances...
735
01:03:22,432 --> 01:03:26,278
...you are a reasonable man.
736
01:03:26,903 --> 01:03:30,646
And I insist-- No, wait a minute.
It may ruin my reputation.
737
01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:33,913
Any experienced welsher
would just blow town.
738
01:03:34,077 --> 01:03:38,651
But this was new to Feet.
It was gonna take some work.
739
01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:43,722
- Let's get out of here.
- Let's get out. Come on.
740
01:03:44,087 --> 01:03:47,091
Doc. Doc.
741
01:03:47,257 --> 01:03:51,103
This may ruin my reputation,
but I insist that you call off this deal.
742
01:03:51,261 --> 01:03:54,470
I'm in love with the doll of my dreams
and it'd be difficult...
743
01:03:54,631 --> 01:03:58,704
...to have a relationship if I'm dead.
That's it, appeal to his romantic side.
744
01:04:00,570 --> 01:04:02,140
Crunch?
745
01:04:04,174 --> 01:04:06,552
- Whatever--?
- So!
746
01:04:06,943 --> 01:04:08,786
Scram. Scram.
747
01:04:12,249 --> 01:04:15,230
These dogs are tracking
the gopher that iced Marvin Clay.
748
01:04:15,385 --> 01:04:19,231
- They led us right here.
- Well, I don't know anything about it.
749
01:04:19,823 --> 01:04:23,134
You realize you could be
an accessory to murder?
750
01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:25,906
If I tell you who was here,
I'd cause a murder.
751
01:04:26,062 --> 01:04:29,600
Are you coming, sir? Those dogs
are halfway out of the door.
752
01:04:30,433 --> 01:04:33,175
We're real close now.
753
01:04:35,505 --> 01:04:38,452
And Handsome Jack
agrees to the proposition.
754
01:04:38,608 --> 01:04:41,612
So it was all a joke.
755
01:04:41,778 --> 01:04:45,988
Sure I will lend you my gun.
For a fin.
756
01:04:53,123 --> 01:04:55,194
And it's got to be filled with blanks.
757
01:04:55,358 --> 01:05:00,103
Of course. That will
also cost you another fin.
758
01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:08,682
They're upstairs.
759
01:05:08,839 --> 01:05:11,046
Will you show me how to use the gun?
760
01:05:11,208 --> 01:05:17,284
Oh, it's a cinch. I learned
to shoot before I could talk.
761
01:05:23,086 --> 01:05:25,862
- This may ruin my reputation.
- No!
762
01:05:26,022 --> 01:05:28,628
You miserable welsher.
763
01:05:31,161 --> 01:05:37,168
Come back here, you.
I'll get you. You welsher!
764
01:06:03,426 --> 01:06:05,303
The flower doll.
765
01:06:08,464 --> 01:06:12,344
Save your strength.
The doctor will be here soon.
766
01:06:12,936 --> 01:06:14,973
Hello, kid.
767
01:06:15,572 --> 01:06:18,314
Excuse me, sir.
I'll make you some tea.
768
01:06:23,747 --> 01:06:25,556
What's wrong with the kid?
769
01:06:25,715 --> 01:06:28,696
I don't know,
but she said you saved his life.
770
01:06:29,285 --> 01:06:32,289
- How?
- She said you gave her a fin...
771
01:06:32,455 --> 01:06:35,402
...and she used it to buy medicine.
772
01:06:35,559 --> 01:06:37,470
But I don't know that it works.
773
01:06:37,627 --> 01:06:40,335
He has not moved an inch
since we got here.
774
01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:44,107
Here, sir.
775
01:06:44,968 --> 01:06:46,777
Sip a little.
776
01:06:58,148 --> 01:06:59,889
Mama?
777
01:07:00,050 --> 01:07:01,552
Joey.
778
01:07:03,053 --> 01:07:04,555
Joey.
779
01:07:16,499 --> 01:07:20,106
- Who's the lug?
- Hush, Joey.
780
01:07:20,604 --> 01:07:24,552
- This is Mr. Brain.
- The Brain? Here?
781
01:07:24,707 --> 01:07:27,347
I'm a very big fan.
782
01:07:30,914 --> 01:07:33,326
Come on in, doc.
He's back here.
783
01:07:35,251 --> 01:07:37,754
- Hi, Hymie.
- Keeping out of trouble?
784
01:07:38,188 --> 01:07:40,691
Come in the kitchen, Joey,
I'll get you some soup.
785
01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:42,699
Yeah, come on, kid.
786
01:07:48,098 --> 01:07:49,600
Doc.
787
01:07:50,266 --> 01:07:52,007
Okay, Brain...
788
01:07:53,336 --> 01:07:55,646
...let's have a look.
789
01:08:01,844 --> 01:08:04,688
Evening, judge.
You're looking well-fed.
790
01:08:04,847 --> 01:08:07,191
Morning, Mizzoo.
791
01:08:08,484 --> 01:08:11,294
One hot foot
and you're out on your ear.
792
01:08:11,454 --> 01:08:13,331
Who, me?
793
01:08:22,866 --> 01:08:24,573
What'll you have?
794
01:08:27,003 --> 01:08:32,646
Oh, get this, Waldo,
an aviary assassination.
795
01:08:33,242 --> 01:08:36,712
I don't know, a dead bird.
796
01:08:39,382 --> 01:08:41,555
A dead bird.
797
01:08:44,587 --> 01:08:46,863
There's Mizzoo
telling everything she knows.
798
01:08:47,023 --> 01:08:50,527
Yeah, which is very often
before it happens.
799
01:08:52,895 --> 01:08:57,366
Well, she's in for a big surprise
tonight. Look who's here.
800
01:08:59,168 --> 01:09:02,149
The ice man cometh.
801
01:09:07,210 --> 01:09:09,281
Handsome Jack Madigan...
802
01:09:09,445 --> 01:09:11,652
...your time has come.
803
01:09:21,324 --> 01:09:22,826
Oh, you bastard.
804
01:09:26,729 --> 01:09:28,003
It can't be loaded.
805
01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:32,044
Holy moly mother of Mary,
Jesus Christ on a crooked crutch.
806
01:09:32,201 --> 01:09:35,273
You got enough slugs to sink
a tugboat. Where'd you get this?
807
01:09:35,438 --> 01:09:37,247
- Red Henry.
- Red Henry!
808
01:09:38,108 --> 01:09:41,612
Don't let her go.
I love this girl.
809
01:09:41,778 --> 01:09:45,055
Let her live, and I swear...
810
01:09:45,214 --> 01:09:47,888
...I'll never play the ponies again.
811
01:09:48,251 --> 01:09:50,822
And keep you paws off Maud?
812
01:10:04,901 --> 01:10:07,541
I never believed
he'd take me seriously.
813
01:10:07,704 --> 01:10:10,947
I didn't mean for him
to really shoot anyone.
814
01:10:11,107 --> 01:10:14,611
Although I do appreciate
your thoughtfulness, pumpkin.
815
01:10:14,777 --> 01:10:19,522
I guess I'm not accustomed to dealing
with characters as tough as Basil here.
816
01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:22,059
Oh, this is a pickle.
817
01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:25,597
It may even cause some gossip,
which could reach the authorities...
818
01:10:25,755 --> 01:10:27,325
...and perhaps even the papers.
819
01:10:27,490 --> 01:10:31,768
Think of it:
"Harriet MacKyle, gun moll!"
820
01:10:33,630 --> 01:10:35,132
Basil.
821
01:10:36,299 --> 01:10:37,801
Mizzoo...
822
01:10:40,169 --> 01:10:42,012
...I don't know how this happened.
823
01:10:42,172 --> 01:10:45,415
Red Henry pulled a switch on you,
tough guy.
824
01:10:46,042 --> 01:10:49,023
He's angry about Handsome Jack
slugging him tonight...
825
01:10:49,179 --> 01:10:52,183
...and he used you
to play this little trick on him.
826
01:10:52,348 --> 01:10:54,624
I am such a chump.
827
01:10:56,786 --> 01:10:58,129
What if she croaks?
828
01:10:58,988 --> 01:11:00,934
Don't be ridiculous.
829
01:11:01,090 --> 01:11:04,435
Look, she's been bit deeper
by skeeters.
830
01:11:04,594 --> 01:11:08,974
But firecrackers attract coppers. You'd
better hide back in the dressing room.
831
01:11:09,132 --> 01:11:10,634
Go on.
832
01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:17,877
Okay, now bring on the swings!
833
01:11:25,682 --> 01:11:29,152
The guy that did this to you
was something of an expert.
834
01:11:29,319 --> 01:11:32,732
Your bout with Dempsey is off
for a couple of weeks.
835
01:11:32,889 --> 01:11:34,596
Doctor's orders.
836
01:11:35,224 --> 01:11:37,465
And no laughing either.
837
01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:38,901
Think of my stitch work.
838
01:11:40,497 --> 01:11:42,499
Okay, doc.
839
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:46,680
Now give me a few minutes alone
with Hymie.
840
01:12:00,316 --> 01:12:02,227
It's not good.
841
01:12:21,070 --> 01:12:24,017
Stop, you welsher!
842
01:12:26,209 --> 01:12:28,883
A crazy man's chasing me
with a meat cleaver.
843
01:12:35,485 --> 01:12:37,396
What the--?
844
01:12:43,059 --> 01:12:46,006
That's the daffy guy
who gives me all the bracelets.
845
01:12:46,162 --> 01:12:48,233
Who, Doc Bodeeker?
846
01:12:48,398 --> 01:12:51,004
- He's the guy I sold my body to.
- You what?
847
01:12:51,167 --> 01:12:55,775
I am miserable in love with you, Hortie,
and I knew I didn't stand a chance...
848
01:12:55,938 --> 01:12:59,044
...so I sold my body
to get a little dough...
849
01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:02,587
...to show you a good time
before I died.
850
01:13:06,349 --> 01:13:08,386
I love you, Feet.
851
01:13:10,019 --> 01:13:13,228
You're the only guy
who ever hocked his body for me.
852
01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:19,771
All right, all right, you goofs!
853
01:13:19,929 --> 01:13:23,877
What, ain't you never seen
true love before?
854
01:13:24,033 --> 01:13:26,013
Well, let's see here.
855
01:13:26,169 --> 01:13:29,082
Since you're so starved
for entertainment...
856
01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:31,650
...Mizzoo's gonna give it to you.
857
01:13:31,808 --> 01:13:33,685
You like it hot?
858
01:13:35,378 --> 01:13:38,188
You like it nasty?
859
01:13:48,858 --> 01:13:51,395
- Hey, it's those dogs.
- Get them off me.
860
01:13:51,561 --> 01:13:55,134
- All right, all right.
- Don't let them devour me, I'll confess.
861
01:13:55,298 --> 01:13:58,177
- There you go.
- I don't want anyone leaving here.
862
01:13:58,801 --> 01:14:01,042
End of the trail.
863
01:14:01,237 --> 01:14:02,773
Arrest this guy.
864
01:14:03,406 --> 01:14:05,647
- What for?
- Marvin Clay.
865
01:14:06,409 --> 01:14:09,390
- He hit me first.
- Doesn't give you the right to kill him.
866
01:14:13,249 --> 01:14:16,196
- They're here for me?
- Don't let them take you alive.
867
01:14:16,352 --> 01:14:20,129
Cork it, Basil,
they're after a real killer.
868
01:14:20,489 --> 01:14:22,992
Now, what's going on here?
869
01:14:23,426 --> 01:14:25,633
I shot Marvin Clay.
870
01:14:25,795 --> 01:14:27,138
He's a pig.
871
01:14:27,296 --> 01:14:30,334
He's not satisfied with what he tried
on me two years ago...
872
01:14:30,499 --> 01:14:32,740
...and tries his deviltry
on my baby sister.
873
01:14:32,902 --> 01:14:35,041
- How do you know?
- Regret told me.
874
01:14:35,204 --> 01:14:38,344
So I shoot him and I hope he's dead
and gone where he belongs.
875
01:14:38,508 --> 01:14:41,682
I won't give you any argument
as to where Marvin Clay belongs.
876
01:14:41,844 --> 01:14:45,291
But you skip out of here.
Go on home.
877
01:14:46,015 --> 01:14:47,995
You all go home.
878
01:14:48,151 --> 01:14:51,598
Yes, dear.
It's getting very hot in here.
879
01:14:51,754 --> 01:14:53,631
The boat to England
leaves at noon.
880
01:14:53,789 --> 01:14:56,599
And there's always
first-class passage available.
881
01:14:56,759 --> 01:14:59,535
Let's take it on the lam
to the Riviera for a while.
882
01:14:59,696 --> 01:15:01,505
Good idea.
883
01:15:03,399 --> 01:15:05,709
I'm not leaving Regret.
884
01:15:06,669 --> 01:15:09,309
Listen, the dogs
was just after the weenies.
885
01:15:09,472 --> 01:15:11,645
- I had nothing to do with it.
- Book him.
886
01:15:11,808 --> 01:15:15,585
- Marvin Clay! You're dead!
-It's news to me.
887
01:15:15,745 --> 01:15:18,589
The croaker diagnoses you.
888
01:15:18,748 --> 01:15:20,591
The diagnosis was a canard.
889
01:15:20,750 --> 01:15:23,287
Had to be.
You're too fat to be a ghost.
890
01:15:23,453 --> 01:15:27,060
Looks like we have to change
the charge to attempted murder.
891
01:15:28,558 --> 01:15:31,630
As much as I hate to see
this scum go free, it wasn't Regret.
892
01:15:31,794 --> 01:15:34,775
For the love of God,
who was it then?
893
01:15:35,965 --> 01:15:37,808
I'm not saying.
894
01:15:38,368 --> 01:15:40,279
I do not wish to press charges.
895
01:15:54,183 --> 01:15:57,164
Get out your pad, Hymie.
896
01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:03,059
Now...
897
01:16:05,428 --> 01:16:10,309
...let's put our minds to the future.
898
01:16:26,082 --> 01:16:29,461
Good morning, Doc.
Buy you a drink?
899
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:33,025
Don't Hortense looked sparked?
900
01:16:33,189 --> 01:16:38,605
She's in love, which ain't always
the disaster it's cracked up to be.
901
01:16:38,761 --> 01:16:42,675
Something tells me she's
dragging him straight to the altar.
902
01:16:42,832 --> 01:16:45,108
That's a big step.
903
01:16:45,568 --> 01:16:47,946
Don't look too disabling.
904
01:16:48,504 --> 01:16:50,450
No, it doesn't.
905
01:16:52,775 --> 01:16:56,621
I lay you even odds we can beat them
to the chapel by a dirty nose.
906
01:17:07,490 --> 01:17:09,367
That's my cue.
907
01:17:09,525 --> 01:17:12,529
Okay, suckers, take it from the top!
908
01:17:15,998 --> 01:17:18,103
Watch this.
909
01:17:40,056 --> 01:17:43,003
Hortie, every night
in my one little room...
910
01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:47,767
...I dream of you looking swell
in all these glittering things.
911
01:17:51,634 --> 01:17:53,705
I almost forgot.
912
01:17:59,241 --> 01:18:01,221
And this is only the start.
913
01:18:01,377 --> 01:18:05,985
Maybe I can get you rubies
and emeralds...
914
01:18:06,149 --> 01:18:10,029
...and maybe even a fur coat
so that you don't catch cold.
915
01:18:10,620 --> 01:18:13,692
I don't need any of those
uptown geegaws, Feet.
916
01:18:14,924 --> 01:18:17,495
I'm no showroom dummy.
917
01:18:17,793 --> 01:18:19,136
Are you okay, Hortie?
918
01:18:19,295 --> 01:18:22,833
Yeah, but what am I gonna do
with all these things?
919
01:18:23,366 --> 01:18:25,812
You can't plant this stuff.
920
01:18:27,570 --> 01:18:29,811
They don't make little babies.
921
01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:36,819
Let's hock them for a quarter acre
in Newark, and municipal bonds.
922
01:18:37,446 --> 01:18:40,518
I want to hear the patter
of little Feet.
923
01:18:40,816 --> 01:18:42,796
Oh, Hortie.
924
01:18:42,952 --> 01:18:44,431
Oh, that sounds perfect.
925
01:18:45,054 --> 01:18:47,056
Can we raise chickens too?
926
01:18:47,757 --> 01:18:51,170
We can raise whatever your
little heart desires, Hortie, dear.
927
01:18:51,327 --> 01:18:54,035
Feety, I can't wait.
928
01:18:54,197 --> 01:18:56,234
I know a 24-hour chapel
in Hackensack...
929
01:18:56,398 --> 01:18:58,275
...where you don't need
a blood test.
930
01:19:03,873 --> 01:19:05,784
Have we met?
931
01:19:13,282 --> 01:19:16,229
I outdid myself tonight.
932
01:19:43,079 --> 01:19:45,150
The Brain is dead.
933
01:19:46,449 --> 01:19:48,656
The Brain, dead?
934
01:19:48,818 --> 01:19:52,231
- Where?
- Over at the flower doll's.
935
01:19:52,388 --> 01:19:56,632
She's the only one that would
take him in all shivved up.
936
01:19:58,093 --> 01:20:01,973
She hardly even knows him,
but she has a big heart.
937
01:20:05,568 --> 01:20:07,809
She's also very rich now.
938
01:20:09,171 --> 01:20:12,175
The Brain leaves her all his dough.
939
01:20:13,643 --> 01:20:15,520
Sorry, Mizzoo.
940
01:20:15,678 --> 01:20:17,919
Go on with your song.
941
01:20:25,254 --> 01:20:26,756
Brain...
942
01:20:27,890 --> 01:20:30,393
...this one's for you.
943
01:20:32,194 --> 01:20:34,333
Come on, boys.
944
01:20:41,771 --> 01:20:44,308
It was the start of a new year.
945
01:20:44,473 --> 01:20:48,046
But I couldn't help thinking
that it was the end of an era.
946
01:20:48,744 --> 01:20:51,315
Anybody seen Maud tonight?
947
01:20:52,515 --> 01:20:55,189
Not since the MacKyle bash.
948
01:21:16,905 --> 01:21:20,318
Waldo, see to it that Lovey Lou
gets home okay.
949
01:21:20,476 --> 01:21:21,750
Where are you going?
950
01:21:21,911 --> 01:21:25,620
A minute ago you looked like
you were headed for the hitching post.
951
01:21:26,048 --> 01:21:30,258
I have a little problem with Crunch
Sweeney, which may require travel.
952
01:21:30,419 --> 01:21:32,262
Crunch Sweeney?
What's he to you?
953
01:21:32,421 --> 01:21:34,833
Nothing. And I'd like it
to stay that way.
954
01:21:34,990 --> 01:21:38,062
He may hear the bloodhounds
tracking through Maud's tonight.
955
01:21:38,227 --> 01:21:41,765
And I'd rather not be around
when he gets the wrong idea.
956
01:21:46,635 --> 01:21:52,142
If I were you, I'd want Lovey Lou
along for the ride.
957
01:22:06,088 --> 01:22:08,090
Good night, Crunch.
958
01:22:56,905 --> 01:22:59,818
Yes, it was one hell of a night.
959
01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:02,546
Some fancy French writer
once said:
960
01:23:02,711 --> 01:23:06,284
"The only true paradises
are the ones we've lost."
961
01:23:06,448 --> 01:23:09,019
Well, that seems true, in part.
962
01:23:09,185 --> 01:23:13,930
Broadway, 1928, is surely
a thing of the past now.
963
01:23:14,089 --> 01:23:18,060
But love defies the odds,
and from everything I hear...
964
01:23:18,227 --> 01:23:20,764
...Regret and Lovey Lou,
Hortie and Feet...
965
01:23:20,930 --> 01:23:22,534
...and even Basil and Harriet...
966
01:23:22,698 --> 01:23:27,545
...are still enjoying
their own little pieces of paradise.78931
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