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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:28,838 People ask why I hang around with gangsters, bootleggers and killers. 2 00:00:28,996 --> 00:00:32,000 I tell them, "For the laughs." 3 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:46,149 I'm Waldo Winchester of The New York Tribune. 4 00:00:46,313 --> 00:00:48,156 Broadway's my beat. 5 00:00:48,315 --> 00:00:50,761 For 20 years my column's been waking people up... 6 00:00:50,918 --> 00:00:53,125 ...better than their morning cup of coffee. 7 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:57,201 Who was seen at whose party last night, while his wife was out of town? 8 00:00:57,357 --> 00:01:00,736 Stick with me and I'll tell you. 9 00:01:00,961 --> 00:01:04,841 I'm always asked what's the most exciting night I've written about. 10 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:07,171 The answer is easy. 11 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:11,180 It was the night when thugs rubbed elbows with high society types. 12 00:01:11,338 --> 00:01:14,376 And murders happened faster than you can count. 13 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:18,683 When crap games turned paupers into millionaires. 14 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:24,090 That night may be gone now, but there's still the memory. 15 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:16,630 New Year's Eve, 1928. 16 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:19,403 The last big blowout of the Jazz Age. 17 00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:23,173 But who knew it then? Prohibition meant you couldn't get a drink... 18 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:26,340 ...unless you knew a speakeasy like this one. Mizzoo's. 19 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:29,282 It was a badge of honor just knowing where it was. 20 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:54,110 Big bucks! 21 00:04:04,144 --> 00:04:06,681 We'll get back to Mizzoo's later. 22 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:09,350 But our story begins somewhere else. 23 00:04:12,119 --> 00:04:14,656 It begins at Mindy's infamous restaurant... 24 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:18,064 ...where as luck would have it, our large cast of characters... 25 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:20,865 ...all seem to have a reservation. 26 00:04:21,027 --> 00:04:25,169 Here's Crunch Sweeney. The Brain's bodyguard. 27 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:34,576 The man in the scarf is The Brain himself 28 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:37,722 The biggest gambling operator on Broadway. 29 00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:44,989 The other guy with him is called Regret... 30 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:48,190 ...after the only horse he ever won a bet on. 31 00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:56,000 Nice work, Basil. 32 00:04:56,163 --> 00:05:00,043 Coming through. Hot plate. Make a hole here. 33 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:04,274 Naturally, The Brain had a lot of enemies... 34 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:06,781 ...but he was generous to all his friends. 35 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:10,854 And tonight he was even buying dinner for a poor stranger in town... 36 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:12,957 ...whose only remaining assets... 37 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:16,390 ...were a pair of undernourished Georgia bloodhounds. 38 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:17,858 Crunch. 39 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:22,861 Excuse me, boss. Can I go sit with Maud? 40 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:26,800 Tell you what, Crunch. Sit with Maud. 41 00:05:30,897 --> 00:05:34,970 - How was the track? - The ponies had it in for me. 42 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:39,015 I was beaten by three dirty noses in four heats running. 43 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:44,854 In all the years I know you, you must have been beaten by 10,000 noses. 44 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,827 It's now or never, gents. 45 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:53,189 - What is all this stuff? - Stick to the steaks. 46 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,560 Two dozen sirloins and a platter of matzos. 47 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:57,929 - How do you want them? - Quickly. 48 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:02,301 And bring me a string of them, you know, little weenies. 49 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:06,542 Wart hogs belong in Ringling's. 50 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:09,974 Watch it! Watch your back! 51 00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:14,476 Who's that strangely shaped gentleman? 52 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:18,817 Oh, that is just Feet Samuels. A guy I consider no dice. 53 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:21,716 - Why not? - Well, he's always broke. 54 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:25,493 There's no percentage hanging around brokers. 55 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:31,468 - What are you talking about? - I'm sick and tired of it all. 56 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:34,231 I'm especially sick and tired of being broke. 57 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,500 The only thing that kept me from scragging myself yesterday... 58 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:40,577 ...is the C-note I gotta pay The Brain today. 59 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:44,682 I don't want him going around saying I'm no good after I'm dead. 60 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:49,618 The toughest thing of all? I'm in love. 61 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,612 In love with who? 62 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:55,383 - Your date last night didn't pay. - So what? 63 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:58,085 So customers like you I don't need. Out! 64 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:01,721 - Take your hands off of me, Mindy. - Get out of here! 65 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:05,597 - I don't like your food anyway. - We don't like you either. 66 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,135 The nerve of some people. 67 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:14,643 Hortense Hathaway? I know her. She's nothing but a big-- 68 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:18,977 Stop right there. Now I won't have you calling her a big baloney... 69 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:22,245 ...or whatever else you're gonna call her, because I love her. 70 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:25,083 What does Hortense think about this? 71 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:26,918 She doesn't know, of course. 72 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:31,959 I'd rather scrag myself than live without her. 73 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:37,134 Move those violin cases out of the aisle. 74 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,395 I'm sorry. God! 75 00:07:39,559 --> 00:07:41,539 That looks interesting. 76 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:46,166 Pickled herring. It's very good brain food. 77 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:49,475 Jack! Oh, Jack! 78 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,482 - Close personal friend, I see. - Yes. 79 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:57,918 - I saved you a table, Jack. - Christ, that's just what I need. 80 00:07:58,078 --> 00:07:59,079 What's the problem? 81 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:04,217 The booze for MacKyle's bash was stolen. I'm bust if it don't show. 82 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:09,565 There's Lovey Lou. She's somebody I could drown my problems in. 83 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:12,897 Basil, fetch. 84 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:17,304 - But she's with Mizzoo. - She won't bite. Scat. 85 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:22,809 Out of the way! Kick off! 86 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:29,247 - So she thinks she's too good for me? - She's too good for her own good. 87 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:32,652 - Did you ask him if he's finished? - I read his mind, fat face. 88 00:08:32,812 --> 00:08:36,259 I'd read yours too, only I don't see too good in the dark. 89 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:48,201 - Beautiful evening, ain't it? - You're doing well. 90 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:51,433 Yes, indeed. Two hot feet, one Limburger handshake... 91 00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:55,603 ...and the night is still young. Nobody is safe from Hotfoot Harry. 92 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:59,307 There's a pair of virgin feet in this very room. 93 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:03,783 The last guy who tried that ended up in Brooklyn, Queens and the Bronx. 94 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:05,980 The Brain is definitely exempt. 95 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:10,924 I'm having a little party tonight. It's the usual stakes, Waldo. 96 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:13,325 Thanks, Johnny. I just might. 97 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:16,199 - I'll see you there. - What time? 98 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:20,827 A very small gathering, Feet. Barely enough room for the dice. 99 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:29,446 Feet was the most notoriously honorable guy in town. 100 00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:32,009 Where did he suddenly get all that dough? 101 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,312 Water for The Brain’s table. 102 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:38,183 Paradise Garage, 9:00. 103 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:50,999 - Hey, what the hell are these? - Customers. 104 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:54,536 - What do you think this is? - A joint for people who like dog food? 105 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:57,833 - Why you, I ought to-- - Here they are. 106 00:09:57,997 --> 00:10:02,309 Never mind, never mind. Just don't bring any Shetland ponies here. 107 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,572 Out of my way. 108 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:10,352 In the meantime, this weasel is keeping his beady eye... 109 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:14,219 ...on The Brain, waiting for night to fall. 110 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:24,500 - This dog is a bottomless pit. - Yes, sir, especially for weenies. 111 00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:28,161 I guess they love little weenies more than anything in this world. 112 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:31,866 Well, well, Lovey Lou. Isn't this a sweet... 113 00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:35,444 The guy trying to chat up Lovey Lou is Marvin Clay... 114 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:37,582 ...who's as rich as he is repulsive. 115 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,645 - Wangle, it was nice meeting you. - Marvin, not now. 116 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,913 - Take the dogs for a walk. - Not ever. 117 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:50,493 - Come on, boys. Come on. - He's got a slave bracelet. 118 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,529 What's Clay doing, sitting with Lovey Lou? 119 00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:56,223 - That's disgusting. - Are you talking again? 120 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:59,427 Well, not yet. You know, she's still pretty sored up at me. 121 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:03,404 You too good for my money, Lovey Lou? I know you want it. 122 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:04,940 Sored up or not... 123 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,839 I'd sooner eat a tick. 124 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,004 ...I don't like that octopus glomming all over her. 125 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:12,442 Evening, Maud. 126 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:17,111 I have to get my hair curled and my nails polished. So I'll see you at 8. 127 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,951 - Okay, Maud. - Look at you. 128 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:28,929 Be sure to mow your chin, huh? And do not, do not, do not be late. 129 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:30,761 Crunch. 130 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:33,837 What's the matter, Lovey Lou? 131 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:36,940 How about a spin around the park for old times' sake? 132 00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:40,373 Please, leave me alone. I'm just waiting for my sister. 133 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,206 The car's running. 134 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:45,278 Evening, Lovey Lou. Is this blister bothering you? 135 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,349 Beat it, lounge louse. 136 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:50,488 Oh, did you get the night off? 137 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:53,715 If you gentlemen don't mind, I'm waiting for someone. 138 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:58,226 Listen, speck, I'll give you two seconds to evaporate. 139 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:00,164 Still hurts, doesn't it? 140 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,664 I don't know what you're talking about. 141 00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:06,770 We all saw you out front with your clampers all over Lovey's sister. 142 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:10,499 You pig! it's not enough you tried to ruin me! 143 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:13,735 - Get your hands off me! - You stink on ice, rat boy. 144 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,176 I'll kill you, you no-good frogged-up Murphy. 145 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:19,681 Not if I see you first, you over-pumped nickel nurser. 146 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:29,959 Hey, what does this look like? I ain't Madison Square Garden. 147 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:33,393 How could an ancient wheeze-bag like you expect to make time... 148 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,590 ...with demitasses like Honey and Lovey? 149 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:40,329 - If you two got business to transact... - Do you know who I am?! 150 00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:43,672 I'll show you the leather right now, you phonus balonus. 151 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:49,940 Come on! Try crossing my path, you son of a track layer, and I'll kill you. 152 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,947 - Take the breeze, you bums. - I'll cut you, bastard! 153 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:57,316 I've got customers who are trying to enjoy their delicacies. 154 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,122 Family life. 155 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:07,027 Come on, Lovey. Don't barbecue your brains over that boll weevil. 156 00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:09,166 That Marvin's evil. 157 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:13,566 Well, forget him. At least you know Regret's in your corner. 158 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,797 - Ladies, your coats. - Yeah, Mizzoo. 159 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:19,000 Did you see him fight for me? He must feel something, right? 160 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:21,338 Well, sure he does. 161 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,304 Jack, I have to run. 162 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:27,576 Make sure the champagne will arrive on time. 163 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,481 It always does. 164 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:32,688 Did you see the way she looked at me? 165 00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:35,587 Even society dames is red hot for me. 166 00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:38,919 - Evening, Brain. Crunch. - Evening, Feet. 167 00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:41,929 I have the hundred that you loaned me. 168 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:47,162 Plus five percent interest and 10 percent interest. 169 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,238 Nice timing. 170 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,965 Good to see you so happy, Brain. 171 00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:54,907 What's not to be happy about? It's New Year's Eve. 172 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,981 - Flowers, sir? - No thanks. 173 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:00,508 Flowers? 174 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,380 Peel me a finner. 175 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,382 For me? Thanks. 176 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,787 Hot food! Hot stuff! Watch your back! 177 00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:16,490 - What's your name, sunshine? - Mary. 178 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,658 Here you go, boss. 179 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,697 They're only a nickel, sir. I don't have change for that much money. 180 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:27,834 Keep the change. Happy New Year. 181 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,845 Thank you. Thank you, sir. 182 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,482 God bless you, sir. 183 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:43,319 My God! I gave Doris 10 grand last night. 184 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:46,987 She didn't make half the fuss over it that this doll does. 185 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:49,429 Maybe the flower doll needs a pound note... 186 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,865 ...more than Doris needs 10 G's. 187 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,664 Yeah, and of course, Doris... 188 00:14:55,194 --> 00:15:00,166 Doris gives me more than a flower, and God bless. 189 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,944 With all due respect, Brain. 190 00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:08,381 The overhead on Doris Clare alone is enough to drive an ordinary guy daffy. 191 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,954 And I hear she's almost frugal compared to your other girlfriends. 192 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:15,320 - Not to mention your ever-loving wife. -It's not bad. 193 00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:18,155 The maintenance is not more than 300 grand a year. 194 00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:21,855 Think of the benefits. I don't know another citizen anywhere... 195 00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:25,059 ...who's got so many places to go home to. 196 00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:29,434 And that comes in pretty handy when certain annoying individuals... 197 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,768 ...want to fool around with me. 198 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:45,419 Homer Swing sends greetings for the New Year from Brooklyn. 199 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,484 Take the knife. 200 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:58,499 - We better get you to a hospital, Brain. - No. 201 00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:02,537 I want to keep this quiet. Take me home. 202 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,299 Which home? 203 00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,387 Drive. 204 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,958 - One of my best customers. - They cut him in two. 205 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,995 It was incredible. 206 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,726 The Brooklyn operators tried to seize power on New Year's Eve. 207 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,427 It was the first such assault in Mindy's history... 208 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,039 ...and the news spread faster than a common cold. 209 00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:39,768 I'm telling you guys. It was a stabbing, not a shooting. 210 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,574 - An expert! -Inspector McNamara. 211 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:48,879 I think I found me a date for this evening. Come along, son. 212 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:53,717 Thanks for the invite, but I don't care to accompany coppers as a rule. 213 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,622 It arouses criticism from the other citizens. 214 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:58,754 Let's go. 215 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:03,264 But, inspector, where are we going? It happened back there. 216 00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:07,495 Sure, sure. Why don't you tell me what you know? 217 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,410 Keep him nice. I'll be back in a deuce. 218 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:20,982 Good evening, Charlotte. 219 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,643 I'm an associate of your husband. May I come in? 220 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:27,052 Look, gimpy, I ain't got all night. What's the dodge? 221 00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:30,858 I'm afraid the Brain meets with an incident at Mindy's. 222 00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:34,089 He's all shivved up in a hack downstairs. 223 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,096 Where should we put him? 224 00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:40,761 In a hospital, of course. I'm entertaining very important people. 225 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:44,670 Tell him I'll visit him tomorrow and bring him some broth. 226 00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:51,274 How long has he been dead, Doc? 227 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,978 Oh, Bodeeker! 228 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:55,850 Who let him in? 229 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:58,545 He's the only croaker I found on New Year's Eve. 230 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:01,191 It's 10 years since he's allowed to practice. 231 00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:03,554 I figured since he used to be a sawbones... 232 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:07,459 ...and since Marvin Clay used to be alive, then it would be okay. 233 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:08,826 Marvin Clay! 234 00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:12,829 And who did you expect? 235 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:16,906 Why, I just saw him tearing up a grate at Mindy's. 236 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:19,600 He seemed right as rain then. 237 00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:24,947 What caused that nasty stain on his shirt, Bodeeker? 238 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,017 Seems a bullet got into his body somehow. 239 00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:29,881 Any clues, McGinty? 240 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:33,285 Nothing. No prints, no tracks, no nothing. 241 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:37,087 In that case, arrest everybody in sight. 242 00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:44,163 Inspector, there's a guy in from Georgia with a pair of bloodhounds. 243 00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:47,861 Maybe they can help track down the rascal who shot Marvin Clay. 244 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,302 Quick thinking, Basil. 245 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,672 Okay, so it's only 8:00... 246 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:58,941 ...and the Brain and Marvin Clay have already met with disaster. 247 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,751 Your wife ain't home at present. 248 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,180 Try Cynthia Harris. 249 00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,165 Greenwich Village. 250 00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:22,801 What's going on back there? This is a hack, not a hearse. 251 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,635 Just drive. 252 00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:32,172 I can't believe Homer Swing put a hit out on The Brain. 253 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:36,445 Don't worry about The Brain. He'll be laughing about this tomorrow. 254 00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:43,552 - Sorry, gents. We're full up right now. - I never heard of such a thing. 255 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,287 What kind of a second-rate operation you running? 256 00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:51,765 Have a heart, Waldo. We're already contravening the fire regulations. 257 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,304 What was that? 258 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:02,436 Come on in, gents, and welcome. 259 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,783 Bets down, gents. Cover. Cover the bets. 260 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,689 A little lesson in the art of shooting crap. 261 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,797 I like to whisper to the dice. Get to know them a little. 262 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,955 Roll them, Waldo. 263 00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:25,966 The underhand toss. The flick of the wrist and... 264 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,571 So much for the scientific approach. 265 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,470 Four hundred's the bet to cover this bet. 266 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,802 - Here you go, old Feet. - Two hundred dollars. 267 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:39,416 Feet favors one hand, and blows right before he throws. 268 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,574 Give me that natural. 269 00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:45,849 That's what I'm talking about. 270 00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,994 This one's for Hortense. Come on. 271 00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:55,257 He also likes to pray to those bones... 272 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,901 ...and tonight luck is suddenly on his side. 273 00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:59,832 Unbelievable. 274 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,005 Will you give somebody else a chance? 275 00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,610 - Hey, Regret. - Hey, anybody else? 276 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:12,644 Waldo, who's got the dice? 277 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,613 He won them. 278 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:17,444 - A little present for you, Regret. - Yeah? 279 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,180 Cleaned us out. 280 00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:24,091 Let's head over to Park Avenue for some giggle soup. 281 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,753 That MacKyle dump ought to be popping by now. 282 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,865 Maybe I'll meet you over there later. 283 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:32,161 - Hey, I hear Hortense is there, Feet. - Hortense? 284 00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:34,998 Well, that changes the odds. You coming, Waldo? 285 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:39,007 No, I gotta file my column with the morning blat. 286 00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:41,543 You really outdid yourself tonight. 287 00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:46,741 Thanks, Waldo. You've always been square with me. 288 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:49,284 Remember what I told you about Hortense. 289 00:21:49,441 --> 00:21:51,443 Hallelujah, amen, brothers and sisters! 290 00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:54,056 I'm gonna leave you with this New Year's message. 291 00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:58,320 If Jesus was alive today, he'd be dressed just like me. 292 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:01,954 Feet, my boy, this looks like the start of a winning streak. 293 00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:05,227 We could make a nice pile at the Grub Stakes derby tomorrow. 294 00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:07,735 Just come with me to Bookie Brillstein's. 295 00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:10,134 I'd like to, Regret, but I won't be around. 296 00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:13,106 What's more important than a hot tip? Where will you be? 297 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:14,608 Dead. 298 00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,041 Dead? 299 00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:21,184 - What are you talking about? - I'm scragging myself tonight. 300 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,320 Scrag yourself? I don't get the joke. 301 00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:26,184 I've been broke since day one. It can wear on a guy. 302 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,346 So? 303 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:30,289 I remembered that croakers buy bodies to practice on... 304 00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:32,895 ...and I find this doctor who wishes to buy mine. 305 00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:35,794 - This doesn't sound legitimate. -It's very legitimate! 306 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:39,596 He pays me four C's because he's looked for feet like mine for years. 307 00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:43,137 This is gruesome. How does he know you'll deliver? 308 00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:48,301 Everybody knows I pay what I owe. I gave The Brain as a reference. 309 00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:51,914 - And he insists on delivery tonight? - Oh, yeah. 310 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,241 He's a shark on feet. 311 00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:57,444 Excuse me a minute, Regret. I'll be right back. 312 00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:03,692 - What's this, a joke? - I'm telling you, they're bloodhounds. 313 00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:07,422 Yes, sir. They is the best man trackers north of Atlantic. 314 00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:10,233 They'd better be. We got a murder. 315 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:13,131 Murders is their favorite things to track. 316 00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:16,865 - Then let's go. - Come on, boys, we got a job. 317 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:35,688 You're probably wondering what a parrot has to do with all this. 318 00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:39,921 Trust me. That's Polly, Harriet MacKyle's best friend. 319 00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:46,731 Polly's seen a lot. 320 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:51,699 But nothing compared to the greats and ingrates Harriet's got tonight. 321 00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:53,775 Your coat, sir. 322 00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:59,543 - Has Hortense Hathaway arrived yet? - I'm sure I wouldn't know. 323 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,645 Dumb people. 324 00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:04,577 Happy New Year, friends, and welcome. 325 00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:08,691 I'm Miss MacKyle. My friends call me Harriet. 326 00:24:09,315 --> 00:24:13,092 Call me Regret. And this is Feet Samuels. 327 00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:16,631 Any relation to the coal Samuels of Kentucky? 328 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,230 Thank you. 329 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:20,734 Feet's got no known relations. 330 00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:23,430 May I show you to the bar? 331 00:24:25,698 --> 00:24:28,611 - What business are you in? - Monkeys. 332 00:24:28,867 --> 00:24:30,312 Excuse me, Mr. Regret. 333 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:34,110 - Harriet, meet my friend, Mr. Career. - Mr. Career? 334 00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:35,718 Bartender. 335 00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:38,580 Regret... 336 00:24:39,445 --> 00:24:42,949 Soupy Mike, as I live and breathe. 337 00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:46,493 It is a long time since I see you in the company of such swells. 338 00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:47,926 How did you get out? 339 00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:51,068 Well, I've been a very good boy this year, Regret. 340 00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:56,263 So Santy Claus snuck me the most useful gift that I ever saw. 341 00:24:58,797 --> 00:25:01,937 - Ain't they special? - Lovely. 342 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,670 Who drops this ice off on you, honey? 343 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:07,818 This geezer who comes into the club once or twice a week... 344 00:25:07,973 --> 00:25:10,783 ...asking me to marry him. I take the presents. 345 00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:13,586 And not the proposition? 346 00:25:13,746 --> 00:25:16,920 He's a 90-year-old nut job. I gotta play him the chill. 347 00:25:17,082 --> 00:25:20,325 - You seen a blower in this dump? - Yeah. Right here. 348 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:28,564 Operator, get me the Tribune. 349 00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:32,868 - What are you following me for? - Yeah, I know it's late. So what? 350 00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:42,516 - Winchester. - Waldo, we need to talk. 351 00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:44,985 Feet just bought a bottle of rat poison. 352 00:25:45,144 --> 00:25:48,318 - He bought what? - Rat poison! 353 00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:52,856 He's serious, Waldo. You're the only one he'll listen to. 354 00:25:53,018 --> 00:25:55,464 You know how he is when he gets an idea. 355 00:25:55,621 --> 00:25:58,465 If I try to talk him out of it he'll swallow it faster. 356 00:25:58,957 --> 00:26:01,995 What a night this is turning into. 357 00:26:02,361 --> 00:26:05,001 - Is Hortense there? - Yeah. 358 00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:07,906 Good. Well, I'll be by and talk to her. 359 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:12,607 - All right, make it snappy. - Just as soon as I finish punctuating. 360 00:26:15,507 --> 00:26:17,487 Jesus Christ. 361 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:30,025 Marvin Clay's death wouldn't leave too big a hole in anybody's heart... 362 00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:33,534 ...but could someone have hated him enough to murder him? 363 00:26:33,692 --> 00:26:36,070 And might that someone be the horse player... 364 00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:38,765 ...who had already socked him in Mindy's? 365 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:41,434 Watch out, now! They're getting the scent. 366 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,843 It doesn't take a Dick Tracy to figure it out. 367 00:26:46,071 --> 00:26:49,018 I hope Doc Frischer can do a quick patch job on The Brain. 368 00:26:49,174 --> 00:26:52,314 I saved him a pair of ducats for the fight tomorrow. 369 00:26:52,478 --> 00:26:56,085 The Brain never misses a Smash Maclntyre bout. 370 00:26:56,248 --> 00:26:58,194 Are they good seats? 371 00:26:58,917 --> 00:27:03,491 Of course. You know what the Brain means to me. 372 00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:07,264 What a world. 373 00:27:07,426 --> 00:27:11,738 The guys with the yachts are sharks, everyone else has holes in their shoes. 374 00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:18,079 - Happy New Year, Feet. - Happy New Year, Mizzoo. 375 00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:21,181 Well, don't stand there like the Statue of Liberty. 376 00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:24,549 Swim on over and take a load off your boats. 377 00:27:26,945 --> 00:27:29,186 I see you brought your jingle bells. 378 00:27:32,217 --> 00:27:37,166 Well, I suppose I could survive another glass of Jack's champagne. 379 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,802 - Anybody else? - No, thanks. I'm fine. 380 00:27:48,233 --> 00:27:52,010 Sure is a swell supply of swells out there. 381 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,445 Yeah. 382 00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:58,577 What I wouldn't give to live in a flop like this. 383 00:28:07,386 --> 00:28:09,992 I wish I could give it to you, Hortie. 384 00:28:10,489 --> 00:28:12,765 I wish someone would. 385 00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:18,799 Here, Hortie. 386 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,110 I brung you this. 387 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:43,093 - Can I buy you a drink? - No, you may not. 388 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:45,235 They're free, Regret. 389 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:48,337 I know, I know. I was just being polite. 390 00:28:48,927 --> 00:28:52,306 A polite man calls a girl after he spends the night with her. 391 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:53,807 It's customary. 392 00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:57,140 Yeah, I know. I meant to be customary but my aunt... 393 00:28:57,302 --> 00:29:01,307 ...she all of a sudden took sick in Hialeah. What could I do? 394 00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:04,716 What was your aunt suffering from, a dirty nose? 395 00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:10,921 All right, all right. The sick aunt, forget. 396 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:15,327 I was betting the ponies, but I did it all for you. I wanted to buy you a hat. 397 00:29:15,487 --> 00:29:19,492 You see, I had 5-to-1 on Sleepwalk in the first and she comes in pretty. 398 00:29:19,658 --> 00:29:23,697 So I figure, let's go for a dress and a pair of shoes to match. 399 00:29:23,862 --> 00:29:26,399 I sit out the second, knowing I got a sure thing... 400 00:29:26,565 --> 00:29:28,602 ...on Coffee and Cigarettes in the third. 401 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:31,771 And these. 402 00:29:47,986 --> 00:29:49,659 And this. 403 00:29:51,289 --> 00:29:54,827 She explodes at the gate and soon she's 10 lengths ahead of the pack. 404 00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:56,836 The jocks are choking on her dust... 405 00:29:56,995 --> 00:30:00,374 ...and I can see you standing in front of me, all dolled up. 406 00:30:00,532 --> 00:30:02,637 God, you're beautiful. 407 00:30:03,368 --> 00:30:06,315 Suddenly, Uppity Up comes with her tail on fire. 408 00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:10,613 She's gaining by the yard, and there goes the hat, there go the shoes. 409 00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:13,780 She comes in ahead by a dirty nose. 410 00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:18,089 And you're standing naked in front of the world with tears in your eyes. 411 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,696 I've never been so ashamed. 412 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,657 Lovey Lou, can you ever forgive me? 413 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,472 Not this year. 414 00:30:35,934 --> 00:30:37,379 Women... 415 00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:42,314 You cannot live with them. You cannot haul off and shoot them. 416 00:30:42,474 --> 00:30:43,919 Amen. 417 00:30:50,148 --> 00:30:52,526 Excuse me, dreamboat. 418 00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:03,495 Looks like Hortense changes her tune about you. 419 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,810 Gracious! Lovely, just lovely! 420 00:31:08,633 --> 00:31:11,705 Oh, Lord, I hope he didn't steal these. 421 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,544 No, it's not hot ice. He won it in a crap game. 422 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:16,913 I'm sorry, ladies, have you met Hortense? 423 00:31:17,075 --> 00:31:19,817 Where is it written that you have to shower a girl... 424 00:31:19,978 --> 00:31:22,151 ...with diamonds to make her love you? 425 00:31:22,314 --> 00:31:24,260 Feet, for one, believed it. 426 00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:27,454 Which is why he and Regret decided to press their luck... 427 00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:29,826 ...at Minnie the Shrimp's poker parlor. 428 00:31:29,988 --> 00:31:33,128 The last person they expected to see there was Big Shelley... 429 00:31:33,291 --> 00:31:37,364 ...who always brought his own cards and his own rules. 430 00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:40,474 How many, Feet? 431 00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:44,038 All of them. 432 00:31:48,206 --> 00:31:49,549 One. 433 00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:53,318 I now bet the other half. 434 00:31:53,478 --> 00:31:57,858 And for this half, the wild cards are nines and fives... 435 00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:01,089 ...the man with the ax. 436 00:32:07,192 --> 00:32:11,368 This may be a choice moment to start a losing streak. 437 00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:20,676 I fold, Big Shelley. 438 00:32:20,839 --> 00:32:23,217 Nobody folds on Big Shelley. 439 00:32:23,508 --> 00:32:25,852 Now bet the other half. 440 00:32:44,362 --> 00:32:45,807 Show! 441 00:33:11,957 --> 00:33:14,801 Good night, Big Shelley! 442 00:33:16,928 --> 00:33:20,341 - Your coat, sir? - What about it? 443 00:33:28,306 --> 00:33:30,217 Uncle Waldo. 444 00:33:31,576 --> 00:33:34,113 Hortie, if you love Feet... 445 00:33:34,279 --> 00:33:38,785 ...you'll tell him tonight, or you'll be sorry you didn't for a long, long time. 446 00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:40,952 What's this all about, Uncle Waldo? 447 00:33:41,586 --> 00:33:43,122 You do love him, don't you? 448 00:33:43,889 --> 00:33:46,631 Well, suppose I do. What's that got to do with it? 449 00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:51,268 Let's just say that the guy is lousy in love with you. 450 00:33:51,429 --> 00:33:53,238 - He is? - Yeah. 451 00:33:53,398 --> 00:33:57,710 And if you don't let him know how you feel, he could jump ship, or worse. 452 00:33:58,303 --> 00:34:02,718 I'm serious, Hortie. Get him through the night. 453 00:34:07,846 --> 00:34:10,827 Mr. Winchester, it's an honor. 454 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:15,055 Promise me you'll only write nice things about us. 455 00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:20,260 How thrilling it must be to be around these marvelous types every night. 456 00:34:20,425 --> 00:34:25,568 - And such nicknames! - Honey, you don't know the half of it. 457 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:28,404 You must tell me all about your different friends... 458 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:31,912 ...so I can tell my other guests. They'll be thrilled to death... 459 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:35,643 -...to meet these bad characters. - Oh, yes, yes. 460 00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:41,519 Well, you see that little man standing there? The one that's staring at you. 461 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:45,924 That is nobody but Bad Basil Valentine. 462 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:48,564 Now, he may look harmless... 463 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:52,964 ...but Bad Basil can scarcely sleep any night he doesn't kill somebody. 464 00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:56,663 My goodness! He doesn't look too bad at first glance. 465 00:34:57,028 --> 00:35:00,942 Although now that I examine him a little closely... 466 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:04,637 ...I believe I do detect a sinister gleam in his eye. 467 00:35:04,803 --> 00:35:07,579 Mr. Valentine, I've heard so much about you. 468 00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:10,913 Tell me everything, and don't be bashful. 469 00:35:11,076 --> 00:35:15,149 Do you think it's safe to unleash this femme fatale on poor Basil? 470 00:35:15,313 --> 00:35:20,661 Well, I think poor Basil deserves a little fun too, don't you? 471 00:35:23,188 --> 00:35:26,169 - Tell me more. - That ain't the half of it. 472 00:35:26,324 --> 00:35:29,203 Just last week I was up in Chicago on a pleasure trip... 473 00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:32,308 ...when six of Scarf ace's boys asked me for the time. 474 00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:36,207 - What on earth did you do? - I plugged them, of course. 475 00:35:36,368 --> 00:35:40,976 - All of them? How thrilling. - Sure. 476 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,982 I can't go back there for a while. 477 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:46,554 They got the city sealed up tighter than a two-dollar drum. 478 00:35:52,217 --> 00:35:54,060 I can't even take my girl out now. 479 00:35:54,219 --> 00:35:56,722 Feet's got the ring I was supposed to hand to her. 480 00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:58,993 She won't schtupp me till we're engaged... 481 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:02,627 ...so I borrowed it from my mother, but she expects it back tomorrow. 482 00:36:02,794 --> 00:36:04,774 She's gonna kill me. They both are. 483 00:36:04,930 --> 00:36:07,934 That Feet, he's unbelievable, huh? How did he do it? 484 00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:10,943 - Scragger's luck. - Oh, the law! 485 00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:15,551 Now it does look like these hapless hounds are after our friend, Regret. 486 00:36:16,274 --> 00:36:18,515 Why else would they follow him through here? 487 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:20,953 - Not here either. - No, sir. 488 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:25,024 But they's hot on the trail now. 489 00:36:28,753 --> 00:36:32,633 You must see me in East Hampton. We'll be alone except for the servants. 490 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:35,237 - You don't say. - I certainly do. 491 00:36:35,493 --> 00:36:37,837 - You shouldn't have. - Hi, Hortense. 492 00:36:37,996 --> 00:36:41,273 - Can I speak to you for a second? - Feet, where'd you go? 493 00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:44,539 Me and Regret gave Minnie the Shrimp's game a New Year's go... 494 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:47,877 -...and I didn't do half bad. Dance? - Sure. 495 00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:50,213 Get a job. 496 00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:53,382 - Get a job! Get a job! -It's you. 497 00:36:57,983 --> 00:36:59,462 Brought you something. 498 00:37:01,987 --> 00:37:03,694 Feet. 499 00:37:23,642 --> 00:37:28,284 Nobody ever gives me so many wonderful things all at once in my life. 500 00:37:32,150 --> 00:37:35,154 Feet, there's something I never told you. 501 00:37:39,157 --> 00:37:44,004 I have to get to the club. But I'm off at dawn. 502 00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:47,307 Promise you'll meet me then? 503 00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:13,026 Hey, hey, hey, pace yourself, son. It's not even midnight. 504 00:38:13,191 --> 00:38:14,932 Midnight? 505 00:38:17,228 --> 00:38:19,868 - Oh, no. - What's wrong? 506 00:38:20,265 --> 00:38:22,677 Waldo, you know something about the law. 507 00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:25,405 I've had experience in the matter, round and about. 508 00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:29,450 - Waldo, I'm in a very hot spot. - What are you worried about? 509 00:38:29,607 --> 00:38:33,714 You got plenty of dough, the whole night before Doc forecloses on you. 510 00:38:33,878 --> 00:38:35,721 Then you heard? 511 00:38:36,714 --> 00:38:39,422 That's just it. See, now that I have all this dough... 512 00:38:39,584 --> 00:38:42,030 ...things don't look as tough as they did before. 513 00:38:42,187 --> 00:38:46,397 I'm sorry that I made that deal with the doctor, on account of Hortense. 514 00:38:46,558 --> 00:38:48,902 I think she's really beginning to like me. 515 00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:52,198 Just go to old whiskers... 516 00:38:52,364 --> 00:38:58,337 ...give him his dough back, and tell him you changed your mind. 517 00:39:05,977 --> 00:39:08,856 Of course. it's so simple. 518 00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:13,189 Now that I'm loaded, I can repurchase my life... 519 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:17,299 ...and have plenty of potatoes left over to keep Hortense interested. 520 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:33,774 - Thank God. - Done and done. I'm off to the blat. 521 00:39:35,507 --> 00:39:40,149 I'm prepared to pay you double what you gave me. 522 00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:44,316 - Here, take-- Take 800 simoleons. - Oh, I'm sorry. 523 00:39:44,482 --> 00:39:49,261 Your feet are most urgently needed for an experiment tomorrow afternoon. 524 00:39:49,421 --> 00:39:54,996 - Well, then we'll make it 1200. Here. - Oh, no. 525 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:58,403 That's more than a hundred fish a toe. Come on-- 526 00:39:58,563 --> 00:40:04,946 That wouldn't begin to make up for the time we'd lose. I must have your body. 527 00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:10,748 This is my final offer, Bodeeker. 528 00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:14,579 Four times what you gave me. 529 00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:18,922 No! Get out of here! Now! 530 00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:26,201 Have you seen that no-account fiancé of mine? 531 00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:28,667 Which one might that be, Miss Maud? 532 00:40:28,826 --> 00:40:31,306 Don't crack wise at me, Soupy Mike. 533 00:40:31,463 --> 00:40:34,239 I am not in the mood for any of you. 534 00:40:34,399 --> 00:40:37,573 Imagine, standing me up on New Year's Eve. 535 00:40:37,735 --> 00:40:39,578 - He stood you up? - Yeah. 536 00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:43,014 If Crunch Sweeney wasn't enormous, I'd call him a goob, or worse. 537 00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:45,313 - You said it. - No, I did not. 538 00:40:45,477 --> 00:40:48,321 But let's have a dance on the subject. 539 00:40:48,479 --> 00:40:52,359 You won't know it to look at me, but tonight I suffer a similar humiliation. 540 00:40:52,517 --> 00:40:53,996 Shall we? 541 00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:02,470 As the trail of Marvin Clay's killer grew hotter... 542 00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:05,699 ...things were getting distinctly chilly for The Brain. 543 00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:11,911 - Sam, he's lost a lot of blood. - There's a hospital around the corner. 544 00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:17,110 - Shut up. We tell you where to go. - Just look straight ahead and drive. 545 00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:21,487 It's a terrible thing to be alone on New Year's Eve. 546 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:24,419 That no-good louse. 547 00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:28,659 It's especially humiliating to be alone in public... 548 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:30,663 ...where everybody can see you. 549 00:41:30,855 --> 00:41:33,597 I never thought of it that way, but you're right. 550 00:41:33,758 --> 00:41:35,738 Sure! 551 00:41:35,893 --> 00:41:40,865 You know, since the two of us are both alone in this terrible situation... 552 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:47,677 ...why don't we go back to your place where we can be alone, alone. 553 00:41:49,207 --> 00:41:50,845 Yeah. 554 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:55,851 - Yeah? - Yeah. Let's get out of here. 555 00:41:56,714 --> 00:41:58,660 The big lug. 556 00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:17,173 Lovey Lou, and a happy to you. 557 00:42:17,335 --> 00:42:20,214 Better mingle. I'm saving myself for our hostess tonight. 558 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:22,578 Good for you, Jack. 559 00:42:22,740 --> 00:42:25,949 Don't worry, little sister. You'll get your turn later. 560 00:42:26,110 --> 00:42:28,590 I've just been stepped on. 561 00:42:29,013 --> 00:42:32,392 Louie Lung lunges for the rod. I know it's now or never. 562 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:36,225 Miss MacKyle, a lovely soiree you have perpetrated tonight-- 563 00:42:36,921 --> 00:42:40,061 - What the hell? - Would you be a dear? 564 00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:42,636 You were saying, Basil? 565 00:42:49,968 --> 00:42:52,642 Fetching drinks for Basil, Jack? 566 00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:01,023 Tough guy. 567 00:43:03,147 --> 00:43:04,717 The usual? 568 00:43:13,691 --> 00:43:15,068 Jack, here he comes! 569 00:43:16,628 --> 00:43:17,971 Hit him. 570 00:43:33,878 --> 00:43:38,054 Come on. Anything's safer than a Park Avenue party. 571 00:43:38,216 --> 00:43:40,753 Some men conduct themselves like animals. 572 00:43:40,918 --> 00:43:43,228 Boys will be beasts. 573 00:43:43,388 --> 00:43:45,994 But at least somebody around here has a little zing. 574 00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:49,233 Very nice shot. 575 00:43:49,927 --> 00:43:54,398 You didn't kill him, but he ain't gonna have any babies. 576 00:43:55,099 --> 00:43:59,548 You know what they say about men with little mustaches. 577 00:44:04,108 --> 00:44:09,080 Oh, no. What's wrong, silver slippers? 578 00:44:10,615 --> 00:44:14,757 - Regret. - Not the jealous type. 579 00:44:14,919 --> 00:44:19,197 - He left with Maud. - Skunk. 580 00:44:20,925 --> 00:44:24,668 - I'm gonna forget him. - Can you? 581 00:44:29,367 --> 00:44:34,373 Come on. it's almost showtime. Let's get out of here. 582 00:44:34,739 --> 00:44:38,209 This place has a curse on it. 583 00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:45,760 Oh, she's beautiful, Brain. All your dolls are. 584 00:44:45,917 --> 00:44:50,229 - I beg your pardon, but the Brain-- - Blow off, dwarf. 585 00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:54,630 I ain't a dwarf. 586 00:46:18,876 --> 00:46:22,221 As the rest of the city stood ready to shout in the New Year... 587 00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:25,361 ...Feet sat alone with Old Man Trouble. 588 00:46:25,516 --> 00:46:27,826 His story might have ended right here... 589 00:46:27,985 --> 00:46:32,058 ...if he hadn't remembered his promise to meet Hortie at Mizzoo's. 590 00:46:35,092 --> 00:46:37,766 There's something about midnight on New Year's Eve... 591 00:46:37,929 --> 00:46:40,739 ...that makes you sit up and think about things. 592 00:46:41,399 --> 00:46:43,879 Maybe because where you are at that moment... 593 00:46:44,035 --> 00:46:46,641 ...says a lot about where you might end up someday. 594 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:49,478 I just want to go home. 595 00:46:50,408 --> 00:46:53,981 Thanks again for joining us at our New Year's party in Times Square... 596 00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:56,056 ...where there are over 3000 people... 597 00:46:56,213 --> 00:47:00,286 ...awaiting the countdown to the end of 1928, just moments away now. 598 00:47:00,451 --> 00:47:02,556 Ten, nine... 599 00:47:02,887 --> 00:47:04,889 ...eight, seven... 600 00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:07,234 ...six, five... 601 00:47:11,863 --> 00:47:14,867 Happy New Year! 602 00:48:05,216 --> 00:48:07,492 Hello, sweet meat. Sorry to keep you waiting. 603 00:48:07,652 --> 00:48:10,997 - You didn't. - Hello, beautiful! Hello, beautiful! 604 00:48:11,155 --> 00:48:14,830 It's quite a spread. When do I get the tour? 605 00:48:14,992 --> 00:48:16,869 Come back here. Talk to me. 606 00:48:17,028 --> 00:48:22,706 I wouldn't talk to you with somebody else's mouth. And don't follow me. 607 00:48:25,436 --> 00:48:28,315 Hello, you fool! Hello, you fool! 608 00:48:30,841 --> 00:48:32,445 Polly! 609 00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:38,326 I think he shot the Polly. 610 00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:53,535 - I'm sorry. I didn't realize it was a bird. - Didn't realize? 611 00:48:53,698 --> 00:48:59,148 This parrot was worth more than you, you cheap guttersnipe! 612 00:48:59,303 --> 00:49:01,715 You're nothing but a murderous bully... 613 00:49:01,872 --> 00:49:05,649 ...taking target practice at an unarmed bird! 614 00:49:06,711 --> 00:49:11,421 Don't say nothing. This is a grave social error. 615 00:49:28,933 --> 00:49:31,641 Find me the beak, Basil. 616 00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:01,506 Kill him, Basil. 617 00:50:04,035 --> 00:50:07,141 - Kill him? - Oh, be a dear. 618 00:50:07,304 --> 00:50:11,548 What's one more murder for you, when it would mean so much to me? 619 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,985 Maud! Oh, no! 620 00:50:19,150 --> 00:50:21,630 I was supposed to meet her hours ago. 621 00:50:21,786 --> 00:50:26,394 I'm as dead as you get! She's above all batty when it comes to time! 622 00:50:26,557 --> 00:50:30,232 Don't worry. Bobby Baker will take The Brain. 623 00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:34,510 Just to be sure, let's bring him in. 624 00:50:57,588 --> 00:50:59,397 Let me try. 625 00:51:01,926 --> 00:51:03,599 Hello, Bobby. 626 00:51:05,196 --> 00:51:07,836 As you can see, it's not a very good evening. 627 00:51:08,332 --> 00:51:12,144 The Brain was somewhat inconvenienced a few hours ago... 628 00:51:12,303 --> 00:51:16,615 ...and his last words before he stops speaking are: 629 00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:18,720 -"Take me to my Bobby." - Go away, Sam. 630 00:51:18,876 --> 00:51:21,015 - No, you gotta let-- - I'll call the cops... 631 00:51:21,178 --> 00:51:24,022 ...and you might be arrested on the suspicion... 632 00:51:24,181 --> 00:51:26,127 ...that you know how he got hurt. 633 00:51:33,324 --> 00:51:36,828 Hey! Wait! Wait! 634 00:51:36,994 --> 00:51:38,905 So it's almost 2 a.m... 635 00:51:39,063 --> 00:51:43,512 ...and the only thing that can be said for The Brain is, he's well-dressed. 636 00:51:43,667 --> 00:51:47,114 Meanwhile, the rest of us found ourselves at Mizzoo's. 637 00:51:47,271 --> 00:51:50,047 Told you I'd get us back here, didn't I? 638 00:51:50,207 --> 00:51:53,017 And just in time for the floor show. 639 00:54:20,557 --> 00:54:24,903 - Was I terrible? - No, you have a nice little voice. 640 00:54:26,230 --> 00:54:29,177 Do you always carry weenies with you? 641 00:54:29,333 --> 00:54:32,803 All kinds of shite. I can't find it. 642 00:54:32,970 --> 00:54:35,746 Relax. You can be seen in public without a spat. 643 00:54:35,906 --> 00:54:39,877 We're not discussing sartorial matters here. We're talking about my life. 644 00:54:40,044 --> 00:54:42,854 - What's the big deal? - What's the big deal? 645 00:54:43,013 --> 00:54:46,460 If Crunch Sweeney finds the spat, and realizes it is not his spat... 646 00:54:46,617 --> 00:54:50,793 ...and connects it to another spat, which happens to be mine, I'm dead. 647 00:54:50,954 --> 00:54:53,730 Oh, Regret, you are such a child. 648 00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,702 All right. Let's see. 649 00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:18,820 I'm saved. Am I gonna see you at the club, Maud? 650 00:55:18,983 --> 00:55:22,453 Move from this room? No, thank you. 651 00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:26,727 I will quietly wait here for my beloved Crunch Sweeney... 652 00:55:26,890 --> 00:55:29,166 ...then gently murder him in his sleep. 653 00:55:32,796 --> 00:55:36,903 Oh, Feet, are you okay? 654 00:55:38,135 --> 00:55:43,016 Look at you. We'll go back to your place when I get off, all right? 655 00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:48,148 Hortense, I don't know if I can make it. 656 00:55:51,381 --> 00:55:53,588 You see, I have this deal... 657 00:55:53,751 --> 00:55:55,697 -...and, well... - Who is she? 658 00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:59,027 - No, it's not what you think. - I've been around the block... 659 00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:03,262 ...a few times and I heard every line in the book. You're not playing fair. 660 00:56:04,828 --> 00:56:08,935 Sorry, I didn't mean to blow your ears off. 661 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:14,039 But I got footprints all over my back from every heel I've been out with. 662 00:56:19,143 --> 00:56:20,884 Oh, Hortie. 663 00:56:21,979 --> 00:56:26,655 Everything I've done tonight, I did it with you in mind. 664 00:56:27,384 --> 00:56:29,830 Oh, I know you did. 665 00:56:29,987 --> 00:56:32,695 So don't go getting cold feet. 666 00:56:32,856 --> 00:56:37,805 If you're half as stuck on me as I am on you, you'll be here at dawn. 667 00:56:37,961 --> 00:56:41,033 Hortie. Hortie, we're on. 668 00:57:24,474 --> 00:57:27,045 You got lipstick all over your cheek, pally. 669 00:57:27,210 --> 00:57:31,852 Say, did I miss her number? Whoa, friend, where you going? 670 00:57:34,084 --> 00:57:39,830 Regret, I'm going to welsh for the first time in my life. 671 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:42,861 Knew you had it in you. 672 00:57:45,395 --> 00:57:51,073 Havanas, cigarettes, havanas. It's been forever, Regret. 673 00:57:52,169 --> 00:57:55,844 - Love that new scent, Yvette. - You gave it to me, remember? 674 00:57:56,006 --> 00:58:00,216 Sure I do. Say, did Lovey Lou go on yet? 675 00:58:00,944 --> 00:58:03,515 You just missed her. She's in the back. 676 00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:05,921 Thanks, beautiful. 677 00:58:43,554 --> 00:58:46,091 What are you doing out here in the cold? 678 00:58:46,490 --> 00:58:48,993 Enjoying the scenery. 679 00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:52,704 Isn't Palm Beach lovely this time of year? 680 00:58:54,298 --> 00:58:56,403 Go away, Regret. 681 00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:03,742 Hey, give me a chance to explain. 682 00:59:03,907 --> 00:59:07,753 If your excuses were snowflakes, we'd be digging out till Easter. 683 00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:11,116 I saw you hop off with Maud. 684 00:59:11,281 --> 00:59:13,818 And I can smell her perfume on you now. 685 00:59:13,984 --> 00:59:15,759 You're a child, Regret... 686 00:59:15,919 --> 00:59:18,957 ...and I guess I was too. But that doesn't matter anymore. 687 00:59:19,122 --> 00:59:23,332 I won't grow wrinkles waiting for you to realize we were good for each other. 688 00:59:23,961 --> 00:59:29,070 You'll figure it out too late, when I'm married to some stockbroker. 689 00:59:30,334 --> 00:59:34,908 If you wanted to make me feel cheap and scuffed, you've done a swell job. 690 00:59:35,605 --> 00:59:37,778 But it's too late. 691 00:59:38,275 --> 00:59:40,653 Now I am cold. 692 00:59:42,312 --> 00:59:44,121 Goodbye. 693 01:00:13,977 --> 01:00:16,753 - Oh, it's you. - You know this guy? 694 01:00:16,914 --> 01:00:18,393 Of course. 695 01:00:18,548 --> 01:00:22,155 It's the gentleman who gave me five dollars for my flowers earlier. 696 01:00:22,319 --> 01:00:23,821 What's the matter? 697 01:00:23,987 --> 01:00:29,027 Nothing much except if we don't get him somewhere soon he will croak. 698 01:00:29,192 --> 01:00:32,867 - Bring him into my house. - Cold. 699 01:00:33,029 --> 01:00:35,509 - Come on, Brain. -It's warm inside. 700 01:00:35,666 --> 01:00:38,010 You can rest there till you get help. 701 01:00:42,839 --> 01:00:44,477 I got you, boss. 702 01:00:55,852 --> 01:00:57,923 Hold on, lady... 703 01:00:59,489 --> 01:01:01,196 ...is there a phone here? 704 01:01:01,358 --> 01:01:05,170 There's one outside the pharmacy, if you'd like to come with me. 705 01:01:18,442 --> 01:01:21,013 - Swiss cheese on rye. - Hold the mustard? 706 01:01:29,820 --> 01:01:33,597 Miss MacKyle is very, very, very angry about you shooting Polly. 707 01:01:33,757 --> 01:01:36,363 She hates you because Polly is a family heirloom. 708 01:01:36,526 --> 01:01:41,737 Tell her I'll apologize and I'll buy her a new bird when I get the price. 709 01:01:41,898 --> 01:01:44,606 Well, I don't think a new bird'll do it, Jack. 710 01:01:44,768 --> 01:01:46,839 She's after me to shoot you. 711 01:01:47,004 --> 01:01:51,077 Jack, somewhere she gets the idea that I'm a very tough guy. 712 01:01:51,274 --> 01:01:52,810 Nate, you believe this? 713 01:01:52,976 --> 01:01:55,513 She says if I don't shoot you, she won't love me... 714 01:01:55,679 --> 01:01:59,388 ...and I greatly wish to have her love me, because I'm daffy about her. 715 01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:01,552 So... 716 01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:05,530 ...I'm wondering how much it would take to hold still and let me shoot you. 717 01:02:05,689 --> 01:02:08,761 Basil, you must be screwy. 718 01:02:08,925 --> 01:02:10,768 I don't mean to really shoot you. 719 01:02:10,961 --> 01:02:15,933 I mean to shoot with a blank, so Miss MacKyle will think I am shooting you. 720 01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:18,235 It will make her very grateful to me... 721 01:02:18,402 --> 01:02:22,714 ...and all you have to do is play dead, then lay low until after we are married. 722 01:02:29,012 --> 01:02:32,653 I'm thinking maybe I can pay you 1000 bones for such a job. 723 01:02:34,851 --> 01:02:40,597 Why, your proposition sounds very reasonable, at that... 724 01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:43,704 ...but better make it two large while you're at it. 725 01:02:43,860 --> 01:02:46,898 - Two grand? - Take it or leave. 726 01:02:49,933 --> 01:02:52,209 Well. 727 01:02:53,437 --> 01:02:57,681 I don't care where they are, get Doc Frischer and Hymie Weisberger to-- 728 01:02:57,841 --> 01:02:59,184 Hang on. 729 01:02:59,743 --> 01:03:04,249 327 West 47th Street. It's a matter of life and death. 730 01:03:04,414 --> 01:03:06,758 The Brain’s life and death. 731 01:03:09,552 --> 01:03:12,294 So, what's with the midget in the bed? 732 01:03:12,456 --> 01:03:15,994 That's my son, Joey. He's been very sick. 733 01:03:17,394 --> 01:03:18,702 Doc... 734 01:03:18,862 --> 01:03:22,036 ...I know that under many circumstances... 735 01:03:22,432 --> 01:03:26,278 ...you are a reasonable man. 736 01:03:26,903 --> 01:03:30,646 And I insist-- No, wait a minute. It may ruin my reputation. 737 01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:33,913 Any experienced welsher would just blow town. 738 01:03:34,077 --> 01:03:38,651 But this was new to Feet. It was gonna take some work. 739 01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:43,722 - Let's get out of here. - Let's get out. Come on. 740 01:03:44,087 --> 01:03:47,091 Doc. Doc. 741 01:03:47,257 --> 01:03:51,103 This may ruin my reputation, but I insist that you call off this deal. 742 01:03:51,261 --> 01:03:54,470 I'm in love with the doll of my dreams and it'd be difficult... 743 01:03:54,631 --> 01:03:58,704 ...to have a relationship if I'm dead. That's it, appeal to his romantic side. 744 01:04:00,570 --> 01:04:02,140 Crunch? 745 01:04:04,174 --> 01:04:06,552 - Whatever--? - So! 746 01:04:06,943 --> 01:04:08,786 Scram. Scram. 747 01:04:12,249 --> 01:04:15,230 These dogs are tracking the gopher that iced Marvin Clay. 748 01:04:15,385 --> 01:04:19,231 - They led us right here. - Well, I don't know anything about it. 749 01:04:19,823 --> 01:04:23,134 You realize you could be an accessory to murder? 750 01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:25,906 If I tell you who was here, I'd cause a murder. 751 01:04:26,062 --> 01:04:29,600 Are you coming, sir? Those dogs are halfway out of the door. 752 01:04:30,433 --> 01:04:33,175 We're real close now. 753 01:04:35,505 --> 01:04:38,452 And Handsome Jack agrees to the proposition. 754 01:04:38,608 --> 01:04:41,612 So it was all a joke. 755 01:04:41,778 --> 01:04:45,988 Sure I will lend you my gun. For a fin. 756 01:04:53,123 --> 01:04:55,194 And it's got to be filled with blanks. 757 01:04:55,358 --> 01:05:00,103 Of course. That will also cost you another fin. 758 01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:08,682 They're upstairs. 759 01:05:08,839 --> 01:05:11,046 Will you show me how to use the gun? 760 01:05:11,208 --> 01:05:17,284 Oh, it's a cinch. I learned to shoot before I could talk. 761 01:05:23,086 --> 01:05:25,862 - This may ruin my reputation. - No! 762 01:05:26,022 --> 01:05:28,628 You miserable welsher. 763 01:05:31,161 --> 01:05:37,168 Come back here, you. I'll get you. You welsher! 764 01:06:03,426 --> 01:06:05,303 The flower doll. 765 01:06:08,464 --> 01:06:12,344 Save your strength. The doctor will be here soon. 766 01:06:12,936 --> 01:06:14,973 Hello, kid. 767 01:06:15,572 --> 01:06:18,314 Excuse me, sir. I'll make you some tea. 768 01:06:23,747 --> 01:06:25,556 What's wrong with the kid? 769 01:06:25,715 --> 01:06:28,696 I don't know, but she said you saved his life. 770 01:06:29,285 --> 01:06:32,289 - How? - She said you gave her a fin... 771 01:06:32,455 --> 01:06:35,402 ...and she used it to buy medicine. 772 01:06:35,559 --> 01:06:37,470 But I don't know that it works. 773 01:06:37,627 --> 01:06:40,335 He has not moved an inch since we got here. 774 01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:44,107 Here, sir. 775 01:06:44,968 --> 01:06:46,777 Sip a little. 776 01:06:58,148 --> 01:06:59,889 Mama? 777 01:07:00,050 --> 01:07:01,552 Joey. 778 01:07:03,053 --> 01:07:04,555 Joey. 779 01:07:16,499 --> 01:07:20,106 - Who's the lug? - Hush, Joey. 780 01:07:20,604 --> 01:07:24,552 - This is Mr. Brain. - The Brain? Here? 781 01:07:24,707 --> 01:07:27,347 I'm a very big fan. 782 01:07:30,914 --> 01:07:33,326 Come on in, doc. He's back here. 783 01:07:35,251 --> 01:07:37,754 - Hi, Hymie. - Keeping out of trouble? 784 01:07:38,188 --> 01:07:40,691 Come in the kitchen, Joey, I'll get you some soup. 785 01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:42,699 Yeah, come on, kid. 786 01:07:48,098 --> 01:07:49,600 Doc. 787 01:07:50,266 --> 01:07:52,007 Okay, Brain... 788 01:07:53,336 --> 01:07:55,646 ...let's have a look. 789 01:08:01,844 --> 01:08:04,688 Evening, judge. You're looking well-fed. 790 01:08:04,847 --> 01:08:07,191 Morning, Mizzoo. 791 01:08:08,484 --> 01:08:11,294 One hot foot and you're out on your ear. 792 01:08:11,454 --> 01:08:13,331 Who, me? 793 01:08:22,866 --> 01:08:24,573 What'll you have? 794 01:08:27,003 --> 01:08:32,646 Oh, get this, Waldo, an aviary assassination. 795 01:08:33,242 --> 01:08:36,712 I don't know, a dead bird. 796 01:08:39,382 --> 01:08:41,555 A dead bird. 797 01:08:44,587 --> 01:08:46,863 There's Mizzoo telling everything she knows. 798 01:08:47,023 --> 01:08:50,527 Yeah, which is very often before it happens. 799 01:08:52,895 --> 01:08:57,366 Well, she's in for a big surprise tonight. Look who's here. 800 01:08:59,168 --> 01:09:02,149 The ice man cometh. 801 01:09:07,210 --> 01:09:09,281 Handsome Jack Madigan... 802 01:09:09,445 --> 01:09:11,652 ...your time has come. 803 01:09:21,324 --> 01:09:22,826 Oh, you bastard. 804 01:09:26,729 --> 01:09:28,003 It can't be loaded. 805 01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:32,044 Holy moly mother of Mary, Jesus Christ on a crooked crutch. 806 01:09:32,201 --> 01:09:35,273 You got enough slugs to sink a tugboat. Where'd you get this? 807 01:09:35,438 --> 01:09:37,247 - Red Henry. - Red Henry! 808 01:09:38,108 --> 01:09:41,612 Don't let her go. I love this girl. 809 01:09:41,778 --> 01:09:45,055 Let her live, and I swear... 810 01:09:45,214 --> 01:09:47,888 ...I'll never play the ponies again. 811 01:09:48,251 --> 01:09:50,822 And keep you paws off Maud? 812 01:10:04,901 --> 01:10:07,541 I never believed he'd take me seriously. 813 01:10:07,704 --> 01:10:10,947 I didn't mean for him to really shoot anyone. 814 01:10:11,107 --> 01:10:14,611 Although I do appreciate your thoughtfulness, pumpkin. 815 01:10:14,777 --> 01:10:19,522 I guess I'm not accustomed to dealing with characters as tough as Basil here. 816 01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:22,059 Oh, this is a pickle. 817 01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:25,597 It may even cause some gossip, which could reach the authorities... 818 01:10:25,755 --> 01:10:27,325 ...and perhaps even the papers. 819 01:10:27,490 --> 01:10:31,768 Think of it: "Harriet MacKyle, gun moll!" 820 01:10:33,630 --> 01:10:35,132 Basil. 821 01:10:36,299 --> 01:10:37,801 Mizzoo... 822 01:10:40,169 --> 01:10:42,012 ...I don't know how this happened. 823 01:10:42,172 --> 01:10:45,415 Red Henry pulled a switch on you, tough guy. 824 01:10:46,042 --> 01:10:49,023 He's angry about Handsome Jack slugging him tonight... 825 01:10:49,179 --> 01:10:52,183 ...and he used you to play this little trick on him. 826 01:10:52,348 --> 01:10:54,624 I am such a chump. 827 01:10:56,786 --> 01:10:58,129 What if she croaks? 828 01:10:58,988 --> 01:11:00,934 Don't be ridiculous. 829 01:11:01,090 --> 01:11:04,435 Look, she's been bit deeper by skeeters. 830 01:11:04,594 --> 01:11:08,974 But firecrackers attract coppers. You'd better hide back in the dressing room. 831 01:11:09,132 --> 01:11:10,634 Go on. 832 01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:17,877 Okay, now bring on the swings! 833 01:11:25,682 --> 01:11:29,152 The guy that did this to you was something of an expert. 834 01:11:29,319 --> 01:11:32,732 Your bout with Dempsey is off for a couple of weeks. 835 01:11:32,889 --> 01:11:34,596 Doctor's orders. 836 01:11:35,224 --> 01:11:37,465 And no laughing either. 837 01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:38,901 Think of my stitch work. 838 01:11:40,497 --> 01:11:42,499 Okay, doc. 839 01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:46,680 Now give me a few minutes alone with Hymie. 840 01:12:00,316 --> 01:12:02,227 It's not good. 841 01:12:21,070 --> 01:12:24,017 Stop, you welsher! 842 01:12:26,209 --> 01:12:28,883 A crazy man's chasing me with a meat cleaver. 843 01:12:35,485 --> 01:12:37,396 What the--? 844 01:12:43,059 --> 01:12:46,006 That's the daffy guy who gives me all the bracelets. 845 01:12:46,162 --> 01:12:48,233 Who, Doc Bodeeker? 846 01:12:48,398 --> 01:12:51,004 - He's the guy I sold my body to. - You what? 847 01:12:51,167 --> 01:12:55,775 I am miserable in love with you, Hortie, and I knew I didn't stand a chance... 848 01:12:55,938 --> 01:12:59,044 ...so I sold my body to get a little dough... 849 01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:02,587 ...to show you a good time before I died. 850 01:13:06,349 --> 01:13:08,386 I love you, Feet. 851 01:13:10,019 --> 01:13:13,228 You're the only guy who ever hocked his body for me. 852 01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:19,771 All right, all right, you goofs! 853 01:13:19,929 --> 01:13:23,877 What, ain't you never seen true love before? 854 01:13:24,033 --> 01:13:26,013 Well, let's see here. 855 01:13:26,169 --> 01:13:29,082 Since you're so starved for entertainment... 856 01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:31,650 ...Mizzoo's gonna give it to you. 857 01:13:31,808 --> 01:13:33,685 You like it hot? 858 01:13:35,378 --> 01:13:38,188 You like it nasty? 859 01:13:48,858 --> 01:13:51,395 - Hey, it's those dogs. - Get them off me. 860 01:13:51,561 --> 01:13:55,134 - All right, all right. - Don't let them devour me, I'll confess. 861 01:13:55,298 --> 01:13:58,177 - There you go. - I don't want anyone leaving here. 862 01:13:58,801 --> 01:14:01,042 End of the trail. 863 01:14:01,237 --> 01:14:02,773 Arrest this guy. 864 01:14:03,406 --> 01:14:05,647 - What for? - Marvin Clay. 865 01:14:06,409 --> 01:14:09,390 - He hit me first. - Doesn't give you the right to kill him. 866 01:14:13,249 --> 01:14:16,196 - They're here for me? - Don't let them take you alive. 867 01:14:16,352 --> 01:14:20,129 Cork it, Basil, they're after a real killer. 868 01:14:20,489 --> 01:14:22,992 Now, what's going on here? 869 01:14:23,426 --> 01:14:25,633 I shot Marvin Clay. 870 01:14:25,795 --> 01:14:27,138 He's a pig. 871 01:14:27,296 --> 01:14:30,334 He's not satisfied with what he tried on me two years ago... 872 01:14:30,499 --> 01:14:32,740 ...and tries his deviltry on my baby sister. 873 01:14:32,902 --> 01:14:35,041 - How do you know? - Regret told me. 874 01:14:35,204 --> 01:14:38,344 So I shoot him and I hope he's dead and gone where he belongs. 875 01:14:38,508 --> 01:14:41,682 I won't give you any argument as to where Marvin Clay belongs. 876 01:14:41,844 --> 01:14:45,291 But you skip out of here. Go on home. 877 01:14:46,015 --> 01:14:47,995 You all go home. 878 01:14:48,151 --> 01:14:51,598 Yes, dear. It's getting very hot in here. 879 01:14:51,754 --> 01:14:53,631 The boat to England leaves at noon. 880 01:14:53,789 --> 01:14:56,599 And there's always first-class passage available. 881 01:14:56,759 --> 01:14:59,535 Let's take it on the lam to the Riviera for a while. 882 01:14:59,696 --> 01:15:01,505 Good idea. 883 01:15:03,399 --> 01:15:05,709 I'm not leaving Regret. 884 01:15:06,669 --> 01:15:09,309 Listen, the dogs was just after the weenies. 885 01:15:09,472 --> 01:15:11,645 - I had nothing to do with it. - Book him. 886 01:15:11,808 --> 01:15:15,585 - Marvin Clay! You're dead! -It's news to me. 887 01:15:15,745 --> 01:15:18,589 The croaker diagnoses you. 888 01:15:18,748 --> 01:15:20,591 The diagnosis was a canard. 889 01:15:20,750 --> 01:15:23,287 Had to be. You're too fat to be a ghost. 890 01:15:23,453 --> 01:15:27,060 Looks like we have to change the charge to attempted murder. 891 01:15:28,558 --> 01:15:31,630 As much as I hate to see this scum go free, it wasn't Regret. 892 01:15:31,794 --> 01:15:34,775 For the love of God, who was it then? 893 01:15:35,965 --> 01:15:37,808 I'm not saying. 894 01:15:38,368 --> 01:15:40,279 I do not wish to press charges. 895 01:15:54,183 --> 01:15:57,164 Get out your pad, Hymie. 896 01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:03,059 Now... 897 01:16:05,428 --> 01:16:10,309 ...let's put our minds to the future. 898 01:16:26,082 --> 01:16:29,461 Good morning, Doc. Buy you a drink? 899 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:33,025 Don't Hortense looked sparked? 900 01:16:33,189 --> 01:16:38,605 She's in love, which ain't always the disaster it's cracked up to be. 901 01:16:38,761 --> 01:16:42,675 Something tells me she's dragging him straight to the altar. 902 01:16:42,832 --> 01:16:45,108 That's a big step. 903 01:16:45,568 --> 01:16:47,946 Don't look too disabling. 904 01:16:48,504 --> 01:16:50,450 No, it doesn't. 905 01:16:52,775 --> 01:16:56,621 I lay you even odds we can beat them to the chapel by a dirty nose. 906 01:17:07,490 --> 01:17:09,367 That's my cue. 907 01:17:09,525 --> 01:17:12,529 Okay, suckers, take it from the top! 908 01:17:15,998 --> 01:17:18,103 Watch this. 909 01:17:40,056 --> 01:17:43,003 Hortie, every night in my one little room... 910 01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:47,767 ...I dream of you looking swell in all these glittering things. 911 01:17:51,634 --> 01:17:53,705 I almost forgot. 912 01:17:59,241 --> 01:18:01,221 And this is only the start. 913 01:18:01,377 --> 01:18:05,985 Maybe I can get you rubies and emeralds... 914 01:18:06,149 --> 01:18:10,029 ...and maybe even a fur coat so that you don't catch cold. 915 01:18:10,620 --> 01:18:13,692 I don't need any of those uptown geegaws, Feet. 916 01:18:14,924 --> 01:18:17,495 I'm no showroom dummy. 917 01:18:17,793 --> 01:18:19,136 Are you okay, Hortie? 918 01:18:19,295 --> 01:18:22,833 Yeah, but what am I gonna do with all these things? 919 01:18:23,366 --> 01:18:25,812 You can't plant this stuff. 920 01:18:27,570 --> 01:18:29,811 They don't make little babies. 921 01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:36,819 Let's hock them for a quarter acre in Newark, and municipal bonds. 922 01:18:37,446 --> 01:18:40,518 I want to hear the patter of little Feet. 923 01:18:40,816 --> 01:18:42,796 Oh, Hortie. 924 01:18:42,952 --> 01:18:44,431 Oh, that sounds perfect. 925 01:18:45,054 --> 01:18:47,056 Can we raise chickens too? 926 01:18:47,757 --> 01:18:51,170 We can raise whatever your little heart desires, Hortie, dear. 927 01:18:51,327 --> 01:18:54,035 Feety, I can't wait. 928 01:18:54,197 --> 01:18:56,234 I know a 24-hour chapel in Hackensack... 929 01:18:56,398 --> 01:18:58,275 ...where you don't need a blood test. 930 01:19:03,873 --> 01:19:05,784 Have we met? 931 01:19:13,282 --> 01:19:16,229 I outdid myself tonight. 932 01:19:43,079 --> 01:19:45,150 The Brain is dead. 933 01:19:46,449 --> 01:19:48,656 The Brain, dead? 934 01:19:48,818 --> 01:19:52,231 - Where? - Over at the flower doll's. 935 01:19:52,388 --> 01:19:56,632 She's the only one that would take him in all shivved up. 936 01:19:58,093 --> 01:20:01,973 She hardly even knows him, but she has a big heart. 937 01:20:05,568 --> 01:20:07,809 She's also very rich now. 938 01:20:09,171 --> 01:20:12,175 The Brain leaves her all his dough. 939 01:20:13,643 --> 01:20:15,520 Sorry, Mizzoo. 940 01:20:15,678 --> 01:20:17,919 Go on with your song. 941 01:20:25,254 --> 01:20:26,756 Brain... 942 01:20:27,890 --> 01:20:30,393 ...this one's for you. 943 01:20:32,194 --> 01:20:34,333 Come on, boys. 944 01:20:41,771 --> 01:20:44,308 It was the start of a new year. 945 01:20:44,473 --> 01:20:48,046 But I couldn't help thinking that it was the end of an era. 946 01:20:48,744 --> 01:20:51,315 Anybody seen Maud tonight? 947 01:20:52,515 --> 01:20:55,189 Not since the MacKyle bash. 948 01:21:16,905 --> 01:21:20,318 Waldo, see to it that Lovey Lou gets home okay. 949 01:21:20,476 --> 01:21:21,750 Where are you going? 950 01:21:21,911 --> 01:21:25,620 A minute ago you looked like you were headed for the hitching post. 951 01:21:26,048 --> 01:21:30,258 I have a little problem with Crunch Sweeney, which may require travel. 952 01:21:30,419 --> 01:21:32,262 Crunch Sweeney? What's he to you? 953 01:21:32,421 --> 01:21:34,833 Nothing. And I'd like it to stay that way. 954 01:21:34,990 --> 01:21:38,062 He may hear the bloodhounds tracking through Maud's tonight. 955 01:21:38,227 --> 01:21:41,765 And I'd rather not be around when he gets the wrong idea. 956 01:21:46,635 --> 01:21:52,142 If I were you, I'd want Lovey Lou along for the ride. 957 01:22:06,088 --> 01:22:08,090 Good night, Crunch. 958 01:22:56,905 --> 01:22:59,818 Yes, it was one hell of a night. 959 01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:02,546 Some fancy French writer once said: 960 01:23:02,711 --> 01:23:06,284 "The only true paradises are the ones we've lost." 961 01:23:06,448 --> 01:23:09,019 Well, that seems true, in part. 962 01:23:09,185 --> 01:23:13,930 Broadway, 1928, is surely a thing of the past now. 963 01:23:14,089 --> 01:23:18,060 But love defies the odds, and from everything I hear... 964 01:23:18,227 --> 01:23:20,764 ...Regret and Lovey Lou, Hortie and Feet... 965 01:23:20,930 --> 01:23:22,534 ...and even Basil and Harriet... 966 01:23:22,698 --> 01:23:27,545 ...are still enjoying their own little pieces of paradise.78931

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