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Previously onYoung Sheldon...
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What are you doing here?
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Apparently,
the head of the college
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wants to talk to us.
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I'll just get
right to the point.
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I would like you and your son
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to meet with a very important
benefactor of the college.
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Why us?Sheldon is
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an impressive addition
to the physics program,
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and-and we like our donors
to feel really good
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about where their money's going.
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No, thank you.
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Can I speak to you alone?
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Will you give us a minute?
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Very well.
But if you're looking to see
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if my father will be
a potential donor,
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you are barking
up the wrong tree.
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People often ask
why I was so resistant
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to getting a driver's license.
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My spotty history
with motor vehicles
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was certainly a factor.
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Please slow down.
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I'm going eight
miles an hour.
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A cow just passed us.
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You're gonna hit it!
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Make it stop!
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It's just a car wash.
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Do something!It's just a car wash.
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We're gonna die!
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Just a car wash.
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Why did I agree to this?
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I don't care for this at all.
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My God.
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Are you okay?
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Yes, I think so.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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Tow truck's on the way.
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You sure
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we shouldn't call
an ambulance?
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I'm fine. Sheldon?
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I feel fine.
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What happened?
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A cat ran in front of me.
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You couldn't stop?
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I tried,
but the brake just gave out.
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Well, thank goodness
it wasn't worse.
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I should have aimed for the cat.
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Looks like your car's gonna be
out of commission for a while.
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If you need a ride, the church
offers a shuttle service.
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I'm not getting
on that geezer bus.
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It's just for people
who can't get around.
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That's 'cause they're
so shriveled up,
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they can't even see
over the steering wheel.
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That's not nice.
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I've driven that van--
it is grim.
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If Meemaw doesn't have a car,
who's gonna drive me to college?
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I guess if we leave early,
I could take you before work.
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Hey, when you take the shuttle,
bring hard candy.
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They gobble it up.
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I can't believe
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you and Meemaw
almost died tonight.
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I wouldn't say
we almost died.
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Well, that's what I'm saying
at school tomorrow.
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Why?It's called good storytelling.
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But it's lying.They don't know that.
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You weren't even
in the car.
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Doesn't matter.
Shay McElheney's dad
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had a kidney stone-- she
got out of homework for a week.
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I can't believe you'd use
my traumatic experience
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to manipulate people.
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Really? I can.
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Hey, did the engine catch fire?
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No!
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You're in shock.
You don't know what happened.
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I might be a little late
picking you up tonight,
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so you can wait in the library.
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All right.I didn't have time
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to make lunch, so
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are you okay...
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Okay.
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What's going on?
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I can't do it.What's wrong?
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What if there's another crash?
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Baby, that's
not gonna happen again.
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You don't know that.
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Sheldon,
if you don't get in right now,
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you're going to miss school.
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True.
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I know you don't
believe in it,
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but I'm gonna say an extra
special prayer right now
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to keep us safe.
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Lord,
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please look after me and Sheldon
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on our drive to school...
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I'll get back to you.
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You see Sheldon?That way.
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What's going on?
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He's having some sort
of panic attack.
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Man. My story
just keeps getting better.
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Baby, you can't go
the rest of your life
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never getting in a car again.
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Before cars were invented,
people did it all the time.
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Well, I'm not gonna force you.
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Thank you.
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I can't get him in the car.
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So what now?
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So he's not going to school.
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You know, on The A-Team,
Mr. T is afraid to fly,
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and they give him special milk
to put him to sleep.
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Ooh.No!
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Aw.
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I don't care what your guy says.
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Have him check it again.
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Sorry, I'm cranky.
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No problem. I like when you yell
at people who aren't me.
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Stupid mechanic said
the brakes are just fine.
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Well, you probably stepped
on the wrong pedal.
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I didn't.
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I'm just saying, it happens
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with people our age, you know.
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I've been driving my whole life.
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I know which pedal is which.
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Now you're yelling at me.Sorry.
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What do you think about letting
me borrow your truck today?
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I don't know.
Why not?
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'Cause I like my truck.
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Not funny.
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It is. You're just cranky.
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Fine.
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Maybe I'll just ride my bicycle
to the salon.
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You ride a bike?
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Is that amusing to you?
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An old lady riding a bike?
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No.
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Shut up.
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Okay, will do.
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My goodness.
Was anyone hurt?
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No. But now I got no car
for a while.
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You could ride your bike.
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An old lady on a bike?
That's not cool.
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Really? Then I won't ask
how I look on one.
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You look great.
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I know.
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I just wanted
to hear you say it.
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So, there's no one
who can lend you a car?
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There is the church shuttle,
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but that just feels like
it's the end of the line.
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I wouldn't say that.
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There's all sorts of
depressing steps before the end.
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You've got full-time
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nursing care.
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Bye, John.
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Assisted living.
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Bye, John.Hospice.
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Bye, John.Life support.
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Bye, John!
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Pulling the plug.
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Bye, John.Then...
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you make a miraculous recovery!
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Great!But...
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the hospital bills
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leave you destitute!Bye.
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Bye.
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Grant Linkletter.
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Dr. Linkletter, Sheldon Cooper.
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I wanted to let you know
I won't be in class today.
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Is everything all right?Yes,
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but in the interest
of self-preservation,
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I've decided to avoid traveling
in motor vehicles.
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I'm sure there's a story
behind that.
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There is.I don't want to hear it.
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So, how shall we handle
today's class?
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Well, I'm sure you can get notes
from another student.
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Or you could give the lecture
to me right now.
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That's preposterous.
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Why? We could be creating
a new model of education
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where students
could learn remotely.
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It could be the wave
of the future.
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Sheldon,
it's your responsibility
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to come to class, not mine
to bring the class to you.
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My meemaw gets cranky like this
when she's hungover.
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Is that what's happening here?
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First Baptist of Medford.
How may I bless you?
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I thought Peg answered
the phones.
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Mom?
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Yeah.
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Something I can help you with?
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No, it can wait.
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You want the number
to the shuttle, don't you?
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Yes.
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Let me get that for you.
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Um, looking under "G"
for "geezer bus,"
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and it's not there.
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That's hilarious.
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Maybe it's under "O"
for "old fogies."
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You know, you're not being a
very Christian person right now.
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I have enough prayers in
the bank, I can coast for a day.
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Just give me the number!
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All right.
Now, remember when you call
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to let them know if you need
any help getting up stairs.
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Dr. Linkletter wouldn't give me what I wanted.
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I couldn't tell on him
to his mommy,
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but I could to his "work mommy."
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Sheldon. What can I do for you?
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I can't make it to school today,
and I'm concerned
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about the physics class
I'm missing.
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And how come you're not here?
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I was in a car accident
with my meemaw.
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My God. Are you okay?
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Well...
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I can't believe you'd use
my traumatic experience
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to manipulate people.
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Really? I can.
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...and then her car
had to get towed away.
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It was quite
a traumatic experience.
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You poor thing.
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What can I do to help?
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If you turn
to page 78 in the textbook,
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I'll begin today's lecture.
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We should come up
with some kind of video system
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so you can see
when I raise my hand.
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Why don't you just tell me?
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Let's try it. Hand-raise.
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Yes, Sheldon.
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That worked great.
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Hey, Connie.
Waiting for the mail?
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Yeah. You know me.Yeah.
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Something
from Publishers Clearing House.
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Maybe you won.
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Yeah, wouldn't that
be something?
Yeah.
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You know,
people think
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Publishers Clearing House
is Ed McMahon,
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but that's actually
a different company.
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Is that so?Yeah.
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Publishers Clearing House
is the Prize Patrol
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with the giant check.
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Ed McMahon...
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Well, it sure is nice talking
to you, Edwin. Bye.
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The church van.
My grandma
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rides that sometimes.Edwin.
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Beat it.
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All right. Yep.
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One can choose
the extended-zone scheme,
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the reduced-zone scheme
or the...
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Hand-raise.Yes?
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I set you up on speakerphone,
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so now it's really like
I'm learning in the future.
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May I continue?
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Ahead warp factor five.
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That's from Star Trek,
which is also in the future.
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Connie Tucker?Yeah.
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Give me one second.
I'll help you in.
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No, no, I don't need your help.
I can get it myself.
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She opened that
door by herself.
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Looks like we got
a feisty one.
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Don't test me.
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Yeah, she's feisty.
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What?
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She's feisty!
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00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,420
What?
265
00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:06,736
Vern.
266
00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:08,520
Connie.
267
00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:10,435
Where you headed, Connie?
268
00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:11,741
Stop flirting with her.
269
00:10:11,785 --> 00:10:14,222
I'm not flirting with her.
I was being cordial.
270
00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:15,963
I'm Hortense,
271
00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:19,488
his wife, which, clearly,
he seems to have forgotten.
272
00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:21,446
Judas Priest, give it a rest.
273
00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:22,447
That's Doris.
274
00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:24,449
Hello, Doris.
What?
275
00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,495
Turn on your hearing aid.
276
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,367
It's nice to meet y'all.
277
00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:32,283
And to answer your question,
I'm headed to the salon.
278
00:10:32,327 --> 00:10:34,242
Fancy.
279
00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:36,636
We're headed to the pharmacy.
280
00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:39,813
Seven pills a day.
281
00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:43,686
You take nine--
clearly one ain't working.
282
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,688
Okay, I'm on. What'd I miss?
283
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:48,169
She's headed to the salon!
284
00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:50,345
Ooh, fancy.
285
00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:03,358
Cooper residence.
286
00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,926
Sheldon,
President Hagemeyer again.
287
00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:09,190
Just calling to make sure it all
worked out with Dr. Linkletter.
288
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,626
Yes, everything went quite well.
289
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,715
Although he was a tad irritable.
290
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:15,326
Maybe because I ripped him
a new one.
291
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,502
A new what?Not important.
292
00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:19,679
Whatever you need
for classes,
293
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,158
you just say the word.
294
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:23,160
I suppose it could be helpful
if I could dial
295
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:25,206
into the university's server
while still
296
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,642
on the phone with my professors.
297
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,339
Like a second phone line?
298
00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:29,776
We can take care of that.
299
00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,168
Well, as my meemaw would say,
300
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:33,518
"Aren't you
just a spoonful of sugar?"
301
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,958
Who is he talking to
all this time?
302
00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:40,917
And if there's anything else
you need, you just let me know.
303
00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,832
I can't think of anything
except that I wanted
304
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,660
Strawberry Quik
and my brother put the empty
305
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,662
milk carton back in the fridge.
306
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,490
Brothers, they're the worst.
307
00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:50,753
Mine's an environmental
activist.
308
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:54,539
And then they crashed
into a tree.
309
00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,716
No!The engine caught fire.
310
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,456
My goodness, is everyone okay?
311
00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,719
Thankfully, yes.
312
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:02,112
But I was pretty shook up.
313
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:04,375
Well, don't worry
about that test today.
314
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:06,334
Thank you for understanding.
315
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:11,295
And where are we
on homework tonight?
316
00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:13,123
Don't push it.
Right.
317
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,256
Hey, I'm just gonna run Doris
into the bank.
318
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:16,736
we'll be back in a minute.
319
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,390
Doris. Whoa.
320
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,784
You seem like
you can get around,
321
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:24,744
so why are you
in this geezer-buggy?
322
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,789
I had a little car accident.
323
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,922
No.Ooh. Anybody get hurt?
324
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,488
Only the tree.
325
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:32,055
Step on the wrong pedal?
326
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,796
No.
327
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,276
Maybe.
328
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:37,147
Maybe, my ass.
329
00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:38,453
Hey, that sort of thing happens.
330
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:42,239
He drove
into all kinds of stuff
331
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:43,763
before they took his keys away.
332
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,155
Remember the goose?
333
00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:47,157
Ooh.Feathers everywhere.
334
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:49,072
I just think it'd kill me
335
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:51,074
to lose my independence
like that.
336
00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:52,249
It's not so bad.
337
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:55,035
Sometimes Clayton takes us
to the park.
338
00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:56,340
Like dogs.
339
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:57,951
I got places to go--
340
00:12:57,994 --> 00:12:59,735
bowling league,
water aerobics,
341
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,476
I drive my grandson to college.
342
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:03,086
Why can't he drive himself?
343
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,435
Well, he's 11.
344
00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:07,090
Wha...?11 and in college?
345
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,222
He's special.
346
00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:11,051
Our grandson is 27.
347
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:14,228
He may be
the other kind of special.
348
00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:23,759
Sheldon?
349
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,979
In my room.
350
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:28,851
I saw a truck outside.
351
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,331
what's wrong
with the phone?
352
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,072
Nothing.
353
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,638
Adding a second line.
354
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:34,857
I'm almost done here.
355
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,293
Just got to hop up on the roof.
356
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:40,080
Hold on. You can't just
add another phone line
357
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,342
without asking.
358
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:42,822
I didn't do it.
The university did.
359
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,085
Why would they do that?I asked them to.
360
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:46,956
Are you some sort
of special kid?
361
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,653
You have no idea.
362
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,742
Shouldn't you be up on the roof?
363
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:55,225
You can't just ask
the university for things.
364
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,358
President Hagemeyer seemed
so happy to help.
365
00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:58,794
Why rob her of that?
366
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,970
Sheldon, you are going to have
367
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,842
to get in a car again
eventually.
368
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,365
It's not looking like it.
369
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,021
This isn't over.
370
00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,154
Can I help you?
371
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,591
Grocery delivery
for Sheldon Cooper?What is it?
372
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:17,508
Looks like milk, straws and
three cans of Strawberry Quik.
373
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,119
Boy.
374
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,163
Thank you.
375
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,512
Would you tip him?
376
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:23,253
I'm a little light.
377
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,864
So, I was singing
378
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,648
karaoke with
my girlfriend
379
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:29,869
who used to be married to
the guy I'm currently dating.
380
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,088
What the heck is a karaoke?
381
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,437
It's when you stand up and sing
382
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:35,352
in front of everybody
at the bar.
383
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,137
You're like
a Las Vegas showgirl.
384
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:39,443
No, no, anybody can do it.
385
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:42,011
I'll take you sometime.Please. Can we?
386
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:44,666
Well, could I sing
"Blue Suede Shoes"?
387
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:47,974
You bet.You better turn your hearing aid
down for that one.
388
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,105
You got that right.
389
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:50,890
Tell me,
when was the last time
390
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,893
you went and got all
dolled up at a salon?
391
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,198
I don't even remember.
392
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,591
It's been years.
393
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,549
Does it look like
I go to a salon?
394
00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:00,290
We're going now.
395
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,727
I'm gonna take you,
and it's on me.
396
00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,294
This is exciting.
397
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,383
It's a good thing
I got my heart pills.
398
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:10,953
Hello.
399
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,868
Hi. This is Linda Hagemeyer
from the university.
400
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,609
Is this Mrs. Cooper?
401
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,089
Yes, it is.Excellent.
402
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,265
Did the Strawberry Quik arrive?
403
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:19,962
As a matter of fact, it did.
404
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:22,312
Sounds like nasty stuff,
but, hey,
405
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:24,662
whatever floats
the little guy's boat, right?
406
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:28,536
Listen, I appreciate that you
value Sheldon at your school.
407
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:31,626
Love him.But I am trying to raise him
408
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:35,935
to be a well-rounded individual
who will get in a car.
409
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,415
I wouldn't worry about that.
410
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,287
Academia draws all kinds
of eccentrics.
411
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,115
Yeah, we've got
a biology professor
412
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:44,204
who hasn't cut his nails
in years.
413
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,510
Looks like
Edward Scissorhands.
414
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:49,296
That is not what I want
for my son.
415
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,126
Do you have children?
416
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:54,866
No, but thanks
for bringing it up.
417
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:58,696
Anyway, I would like Sheldon
to function in society,
418
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:02,874
and it does not help if you give
him everything that he asks for.
419
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:05,138
I'm just doing my job.
420
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:09,011
And I am just doing mine.
421
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:11,057
Understood.
422
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,145
Thank you.
423
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,669
And, um, in a few minutes,
424
00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:17,150
my assistant is gonna be
dropping off a big old basket
425
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:19,021
of Star Trektapes.
426
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:22,764
I'm afraid it's too late for me
to pump the brakes on that one.
427
00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:24,766
♪ Whoa!
428
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:27,116
♪
429
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:36,038
Sarah did a real nice
job on my cuticles.Yeah.
430
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,909
So where we headed next?
And don't say dinner.
431
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,607
But it's almost 4:00.
432
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:42,436
What?!:
It's almost 4:00.
433
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:43,785
Ooh, dinnertime.
434
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,917
Just get in.
435
00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:49,312
Ooh. She's like
a muscle man.
436
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,012
Move on over, Doris.What?
437
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,150
My mother eventually coaxed me
438
00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:03,283
back into a car
with a trip to RadioShack.
439
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,415
She knew I was nervous
440
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:07,983
so she came up with an interesting distraction.
441
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,246
Baby, how about
we play a car game?
442
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:13,641
I suppose.
Can I make it science-based?
443
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:16,426
Sure.I'll say an element
starting with "A,"
444
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:19,038
then you repeat that
and add one starting with "B."
445
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,170
I don't think I'll get very far.Great.
446
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,650
Then I'll win. Aluminum.
447
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:27,307
Okay, you said
"A" for aluminum.
448
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:31,572
"B." Is boron an element?Yes.
449
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,748
It was the beginning
of a new tradition.
450
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:36,751
One that would eventually
bring countless hours of joy
451
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,709
to Leonard
on our drives to work.
452
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:42,626
Much like my mother,
he never beat me.
453
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,802
I don't know an element
that starts with "D."
454
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,543
I win. That was fun.
455
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,502
Round two. Argon.
456
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,858
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