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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:06,774 Oooroero ♪ Then sings my soul ♪ 2 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:11,779 ♪ My Savior God to Thee ♪ 3 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:19,864 ♪ How great Thou art ♪ 4 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:24,083 ♪ Then sings my soul ♪ 5 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:29,297 ♪ My Savior God to Thee ♪ 6 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:37,381 ♪ How great Thou art ♪ 7 00:01:39,183 --> 00:01:42,643 ♪ When through the woods ♪ 8 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:47,982 ♪ And forest glades I wander ♪ 9 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:51,444 ♪ And hear the birds ♪ 10 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:56,616 ♪ Sing sweetly in the trees ♪ 11 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:59,786 ♪ When I look down ♪ 12 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:04,999 ♪ From lofty mountain grandeur ♪ 13 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:08,461 ♪ And hear the brook ♪ 14 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:13,216 ♪ And feel the gentle breeze ♪ 15 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:16,803 ♪ Then sings my soul ♪ 16 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:22,016 ♪ My Savior God to Thee ♪ 17 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:29,982 ♪ How great Thou art ♪ 18 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:33,444 ♪ Then sings my soul ♪ 19 00:02:33,529 --> 00:02:38,533 ♪ My Savior God to Thee ♪ 20 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:46,617 ♪ How great Thou art ♪ 21 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:52,171 ♪ When Christ shall come ♪ 22 00:02:52,256 --> 00:02:56,509 ♪ With shouts of acclamation ♪ 23 00:02:57,219 --> 00:03:00,054 ♪ And take me home ♪ 24 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:05,059 ♪ What joy shall fill my heart ♪ 25 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:08,354 ♪ Then I shall bow ♪ 26 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:13,276 ♪ With humble adoration ♪ 27 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:17,697 ♪ And then proclaim, my God ♪ 28 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:20,783 ♪ How great Thou art... ♪ 29 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:24,871 [singing continues, faint] 30 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:47,184 Make the most of this beautiful train. 31 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,229 That's it. Okay. 32 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:55,067 Yeah. 33 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:57,236 That's really great. Yeah, yeah. 34 00:03:57,321 --> 00:04:00,698 Okay, now, as I said before, you're under no obligation to, 35 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:04,201 but you can if you want to, give me a tiny, little twinkle. 36 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:06,996 Yeah, that is... lovely. 37 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,040 All right, a little bit closer. 38 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:12,752 As you were. Are you all right? [chuckles] 39 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:18,257 Hair's just a little bit... 40 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,719 That's it. And you've got an eyelash on your nose. 41 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:23,054 We don't want that, do we? 42 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:25,848 It's supposed to be on your eye, not on your snitch. [laughs] 43 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:28,726 That's it! You've got a lovely smile when you smile, haven't you? 44 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:30,394 Right, okay. 45 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:32,855 Now, you keep that lovely, gorgeous smile. 46 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:34,857 That's lovely. 47 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:39,654 I think that'll do for the time being. Well done, Sarah. That's the easy bit. 48 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:40,821 [Photographer chuckles] 49 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:56,003 [Shouting, chattering] 50 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:03,302 - They make a noise, don't they? - At least they can play out around here. 51 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:05,137 I suppose so. 52 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:11,060 What is it? 53 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,436 Is that a suit? 54 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,314 It came as a combination. 55 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:17,024 Do they go together? 56 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:20,319 Well, if you think they do, they do. And if you think they don't, they don't. 57 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:21,404 It's nice. 58 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,995 Twenty-one in August. 59 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:31,539 She is. 60 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:34,375 I used to worry meself sick when she played out. 61 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:36,627 She survived it, though, didn't she? 62 00:05:36,712 --> 00:05:38,337 All things considering. 63 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:40,631 She's back on the streets now. 64 00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:41,757 I beg your pardon. 65 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,718 Well, she is, isn't she? 66 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:45,469 I don't half miss her. 67 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:47,138 I know. 68 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,850 How long is it since we've seen her? 69 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:54,437 - Two and a half years. - [Sighs] 70 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:58,983 - We could always ask her over. - I'd like to. 71 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:02,111 For her birthday. It's only a couple of months away. 72 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,279 [Chuckles] 73 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,780 What now? 74 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:08,909 "Hey, Roxanne, what are you doing for your 21st?" 75 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:12,371 "I'm going over to my auntie and uncle's house for my birthday treat." 76 00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:14,331 [Laughs] 77 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:15,833 It was only a suggestion. 78 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:18,711 She's probably doing her own thing. 79 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:22,923 I suppose we'd have to invite Cynthia as well. 80 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:24,967 There's no show without Punch. 81 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:28,054 - I'm sure she'd like to see the place. - Oh, I'm sure she would. 82 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:30,931 - She can't help it. - Can't she? 83 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:36,020 It's about time we showed it off. 84 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:39,440 I mean, you've done a lovely job. 85 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:41,067 I think so. 86 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,034 I really must get down to see her. 87 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:53,662 - You speak to her on the phone, don't you? - It's not the same thing, though, is it? 88 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,416 She's your sister. 89 00:06:57,501 --> 00:07:00,169 I'm really proud of that portrait. 90 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:03,631 I reckon that's the last time she ever smiled. 91 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:49,885 [TV: Tennis match playing] 92 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,347 I don't know what's got into you lately. 93 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:56,100 - You complaining? - No. 94 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:57,852 Well, shut up, then. 95 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:02,148 I sit here on me own for years on end, can't get you to stop in at all. 96 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:03,983 - Now you never go out. - Leave it out. 97 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:07,111 You've been sitting there for a month with a face like a slapped arse. 98 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:09,822 Well, what's there to smile about? 99 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:16,579 Thought he might have phoned at the weekend. 100 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:17,788 Who? 101 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:21,667 Who do you think? I ain't heard from him for ages. 102 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:23,878 - He's busy, ain't he. - We're all busy. 103 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:26,505 He's got his weddings and that. It's the summer. 104 00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:28,674 Out of sight, out of mind. 105 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:31,654 If you're that bothered, why don't you ring him yourself? He's your brother. 106 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,971 I'm not running up me phone bill! 107 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:37,933 He knows where I am if he wants me. 108 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,856 He'd have had us up there to see it by now, I expect, if it weren't for her. 109 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:47,109 Toffee-nosed cow. 110 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:52,031 What's he want with six bedrooms anyway? 111 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,033 [TV: Tennis match continues] 112 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:06,253 What's all your mates doing tonight, then? 113 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:07,963 I don't know. I ain't asked 'em. 114 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:14,511 You wanna get yourself a bloke. That's what you wanna do. 115 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:18,349 I told you, I don't want to get anything. I'm quite happy here, thank you very much. 116 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:21,310 When I was your age, I could have had the pick of the crop. 117 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,853 Well, why didn't ya? 118 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,065 Because I lost my poor mother, that's why. 119 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,191 Oh, here we go. 120 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:31,028 I was stuck at home from the age of ten, looking after Maurice and your grandad. 121 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:32,238 Yeah, we know. 122 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:37,409 Then I got saddled with you. That was my downfall, darling. 123 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:39,119 I didn't ask to be born. 124 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:41,205 No, and I never asked to have you, neither. 125 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:44,708 Well, you should have thought about that before you dropped your knickers. 126 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,970 [Woman] With... or without? 127 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:58,138 - I think without. - Without? 128 00:09:58,223 --> 00:09:59,515 - [Girl] Yeah. - Okay. 129 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,476 What about this one? 130 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,895 Better with or without? 131 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:06,647 I think this time, it's with. 132 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,692 With? All right, we'll pop this one in, then. 133 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,947 - I hear you're a really good runner. - Yeah, cross-country. 134 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,699 Have you won anything? 135 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:19,076 Not yet. I've only just started. 136 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,453 Okay, then. Look up again. 137 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:25,916 Now, this is gonna blur a bit, but just tell me what you can read. Okay? 138 00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:30,170 H-L-A-C-I. 139 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,756 - Right. - And I can't read any more. 140 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:34,216 Okay, that's good. 141 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,303 Very good. I'm gonna do your other eye now. 142 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,149 - You off, then? - Yeah. 143 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,442 Got any plans for the weekend? 144 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:54,166 Well, I've got to go to my mum's house and sort through her things. 145 00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:55,404 - Oh, have you? - Yeah. 146 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,573 - Hope it goes all right. - Well, it's gotta be done. 147 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,241 - Yeah. - Okay, then. 148 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,410 - Right. I'll see you on Monday. - Yeah. 149 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,162 - Have a nice weekend. - Cheers. 150 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:06,999 - Ooh! Enjoy the christening. - I'll try. 151 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,625 - Okay, bye. - Bye! 152 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:46,830 [People arguing, faint] 153 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,670 [Woman] It's ten past. We've got to pick Shelattica up. 154 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:56,400 - [Man] What are you talking about? - [Woman] We've got ten minutes! 155 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,944 [Man] Listen, right? We've gotta sort this out while we're here. 156 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:02,721 Look, basically, right, it's you, one, here in this massive house. 157 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:06,183 Thank you. We have got two children, you understand? 158 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,768 - And we could have more. - What? 159 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,478 We want to have more. 160 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,648 Listen, right? You can't stay here on your own. 161 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,442 It's not fair, is it? I mean, we can sell the house, can't we? 162 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:16,985 Sell the house and split the money. 163 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,550 Listen, you know what? You could split this whole house in two. 164 00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:22,616 You could split this into two flats and it'd still be bigger than our place. 165 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:25,411 - [Man 1] Exactly. - [Man 2] Split it in two? Can't split it. 166 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,783 Let's sort your tie out for you, if I might. 167 00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:07,471 - Looks just a little bit skew-whiffy. - Skew-whiff again. [laughs] 168 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,621 There it is. That's lovely. Do you want the paper out? 169 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,457 - Yeah, yeah, okay. - Cheers. 170 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,250 You ladies look gorgeous. 171 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:16,670 Hands together there. Really nice. 172 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:19,756 Okay, here we go. Put your paper down there. 173 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:22,134 Right, and here we go. Okay, and... 174 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:25,053 - Do we say "cheese," Maurice? - [Maurice laughs] You can if you like. 175 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,556 You can. You can say "cheese." You can say whatever you like. 176 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,767 But just give me a little ̶̶ That's it. 177 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:33,854 - [Roars] - [Maurice] Oh, yeah. Very sweet. 178 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,148 - [Grunting] - [Maurice] Okay, that's lovely. 179 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,400 - So that took you 15 years, yeah? - Yes. 180 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,152 - [Maurice] They give you a prize? - No. 181 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,446 [Maurice] Not even a stethoscope or something? Lovely. 182 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,114 - Ooh, little baby. - [Baby gurgles] 183 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:46,969 - [Maurice] That's really lovely. - I'm so glad he's got his eyes open. 184 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:51,205 [Maurice] Yeah, that's it. And give him a look down. Lovely. 185 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,916 Are you gonna see that flea collar? Are you gonna see that? 186 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,668 [Maurice] Don't worry about that. You come out now. Come out. 187 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,879 - You just come of the way. - That's it. 188 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,590 [Maurice] Pop out now. And out. And here we go. 189 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,717 I think I left the comb in there that time. 190 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:06,595 - Lovely! Very good. - Does he look good? 191 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,515 - He does look good, yeah. So do you. - Oh, good. Yes, yes. 192 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,600 [Maurice] Thank you very much, Jane. That's lovely. 193 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,228 - It's for my auntie. - Oh, right. Fond of you, is she? 194 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:17,147 - No, she's in India. - Oh, right. 195 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:18,982 Time I got married, innit? 196 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:22,277 [Maurice] Oh, I see. Pick a bride time, is it? 197 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,488 I've told you, I don't want flash ̶̶ 198 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,114 [Maurice] And... lovely! 199 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,408 [All cackling] 200 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,786 I never thought I'd have any. 201 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,038 Fertility treatment. 202 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,499 - [Jane chuckles] - It's a miracle. 203 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,669 Don't do that with your nose. Now, stop it. Put it there. 204 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:41,046 [Maurice] Hello, Domi ̶̶ Now look at that lovely cat. 205 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,507 - Look over there. Look at that cat! - [Woman] It's lovely! 206 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,551 [Maurice] Oh, that's it. Let him scratch it first. 207 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:48,554 Go on. That's it. That's it. 208 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,264 - Lovely! - [Both laugh] 209 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,349 This is silly. 210 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,268 [Maurice] Ah, lovely! And that's it! 211 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,144 Ah, thank you very much. 212 00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,939 [Vacuum whirring] 213 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,859 - What do you think you're doing? - Sorry. 214 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:05,779 - Didn't you hear me? - No, I didn't actually. 215 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,197 - Hiya. - What? 216 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,783 - Hiya. - Mind out of the way! 217 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,425 - Want a drink? - What? 218 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:30,095 If I want a drink, I'll get it myself, thank you. 219 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:46,153 Since when was hoovering a spectator sport? 220 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:52,136 - Can I have a glass too, please? - I thought you didn't want a drink. 221 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,287 I've changed my mind. I'm having milk. Not in a wine glass. Give me a highball. 222 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,748 - You don't put milk in a wine glass. - There you go. 223 00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,791 - Thank you. - That'll do you good. 224 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,002 - Meaning? - Nothing. 225 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,921 Had a good day? 226 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,673 Scintillating. 227 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:12,387 I suppose you'll be starving as usual. 228 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,306 A little bit peckish, yeah. 229 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,394 - Do you want me to do something? - Like what? 230 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,897 - Anything you like. - No, I bloody well wouldn't. 231 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,067 - Fair enough. - Oh, all right, then. 232 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,943 There's the fridge. 233 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,862 There's the freezer. 234 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:30,572 There's the hob. 235 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,575 There's the recipe books. Help yourself. 236 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,328 And don't make a mess. 237 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,714 Unless you fancy a takeaway. 238 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,384 [Sighs] 239 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,138 [Sobbing] 240 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,060 - [Maurice] Not gonna smile, are you? - No. 241 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,978 Okay, it's a free world. 242 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:04,773 Now, you're under no obligation, but you can, if you want to, 243 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,775 give me a lovely big smile! 244 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,610 And thank you. 245 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,571 Oh, go on! Come on! Lovely! 246 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:14,700 You're under no obligation to, but you can smile if you'd like. 247 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,368 Yes! Thank you. 248 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,120 - Did you smile, Mother? - No. 249 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,956 [Maurice] That's it. To me. That's it. Now look at each other. 250 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,874 - That's it. - [Both laughing] 251 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,353 - Don't! - [Maurice] Go on. Look up. 252 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,097 Keep your face up, 'cause you're allowed ̶̶ 253 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,047 That's lovely! Ah, you were closing your eyes. 254 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,115 Don't forget to burp it properly. 255 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,200 Give it a drop of gripe water. 256 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,747 We used to pour it down Roxanne by the gallon. 257 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,042 She farted like a trouper. 258 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,086 Runs in the family. 259 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:13,216 Would madam care to test the temperature? 260 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,594 I'm sure it'll be fine, thanks. 261 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:27,522 - Been bad, has it? - It eased off at lunchtime. 262 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,399 Managed a couple of crackers. 263 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:30,692 [Chuckles] 264 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,153 It's unpredictable, isn't it? 265 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,989 No, it's not unpredictable. 266 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:39,868 - You've drawn the short straw, mate. - [Sighs] You're telling me. 267 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,496 I wish it was unpredictable. 268 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,834 What are you gonna have for your tea? 269 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,629 - Do you know what I really fancy? - What? 270 00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:51,755 A steak. 271 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:56,051 You know I haven't any steak in this house. 272 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,302 Don't worry about me. 273 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,262 You'll be keeling over with a heart attack. 274 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:00,764 I'll do myself something later. 275 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,642 There's a chicken Kiev in the freezer. 276 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,437 - Be a bit cold, wouldn't it? - [Scoffs] 277 00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:10,690 Anyway... I'm on a diet. 278 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,693 You're disgusting. 279 00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:16,738 [Maurice] Okay, that's very good. And we can see the ring perfectly. 280 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:21,034 All right, now, sir, if you'd just bring your chin up. Just slightly. 281 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,161 That's perfect. That's brilliant. All right, great. 282 00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:25,580 Sorry. Sorry. Can you take your glasses off? 283 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:29,334 - I don't want to take my glasses off. - [Whispering] Go on, take them off. 284 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,545 [Maurice] Doesn't matter. Keep them on, take them off. 285 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:34,464 - No, he looks better without them. - It's what I look like, okay? 286 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,611 - [Maurice] All right, okay, and to me. - One minute, please. 287 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,219 Can you take the cross out, please? 288 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:40,637 - Hmm? - Take the cross out. 289 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,222 It was a gift. Take it out. 290 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:45,517 - I just think it looks awful. - It doesn't look awful. 291 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:48,061 It looks awful because it's not gold. I told you to buy gold. 292 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:51,731 - [Maurice] Okay, right. - [Both speaking Greek] 293 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,569 [Maurice] Okay, and to me, yeah. Right. That's lovely. 294 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:58,196 Now, do you want to look happy or sad? I don't mind. Whatever. 295 00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:01,324 - [All chuckle] - And look at me, and lovely! 296 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,492 Hello, my name's Hortense Cumberbatch. 297 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,578 I got your letter. Hi. 298 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,499 Oh, right. Tuesday. 299 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,088 [Phone rings] 300 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:58,632 [Woman] Hello? 301 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:05,180 Hortense! Hello. Jennie Ford. Nice to meet you. 302 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,640 - Oh, hi. - [Jennie] Come this way. 303 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,444 - How are you? All right? - Fine, thank you. 304 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,644 Good. I'm sorry about this prison cell. 305 00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:13,063 We've been banging on about it for years, but there you go. 306 00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:15,023 Have a seat. Make yourself at home. 307 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,737 Now, before we go any further, have you got any ID? 308 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,989 - Passport, driving license? - Yes. 309 00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:24,834 You'll have to get used to all this red tape. 310 00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,993 - Would you like a Rolo? - No, thank you. 311 00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:28,536 - You sure? - Yeah. 312 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:34,501 - There you go. - Mm. Let's have a shifty. 313 00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,380 - That's great, Hortense. - Thank you. 314 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:41,424 - You on your lunch break? - Yeah, an extended one. 315 00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,218 - Have you had any lunch? - No, not yet. 316 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,971 No, me neither. So what do you do? 317 00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:47,389 I'm an optometrist. 318 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:50,266 Oh, really? Oh, God. [chuckles] 319 00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:53,353 That's one of those things you keep putting off and putting off, isn't it? 320 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,772 And I've got to the stage now with The Guardian crossword 321 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:58,775 where I'm I'm going like this, so I think the time has come, don't you? 322 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:01,444 I'll have to pop in. You can give me a test. Where do you live? 323 00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,363 - Kilburn. - Right, right. 324 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,448 - In a flat? - Yes. 325 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,826 - You share? - No, I live on my own. 326 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,577 Oh, right. 327 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:13,456 I lived on my own for about six years, before I was married. 328 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:15,458 - It's all right, isn't it? - [Chuckles] Yeah. 329 00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:17,168 Right, Hortense. 330 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,130 Let's talk a little bit about you, shall we? 331 00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:23,174 Now, obviously, you've been giving a great deal of thought to things 332 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,468 and you've come to a decision, which is good. 333 00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:29,472 But for me the question is, why now? 334 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:33,393 I just feel that it's the right time, that's all. 335 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:36,730 Right, right. You thinking about getting married? 336 00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:37,897 No. 337 00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,691 - Do you have children? - No. 338 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:42,193 - You're thinking about having children? - [Chuckles] No. 339 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:43,778 That's fair enough. 340 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,989 Are you sharing this with your parents? 341 00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:49,034 Do they know that you're here today? I mean, how do they feel about it? 342 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:50,910 They're both dead, actually. 343 00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:52,996 Oh, right. 344 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:57,042 Yeah, Mum died two months ago now. 345 00:22:57,126 --> 00:23:00,503 Oh, that is recent. I'm ̶̶ I'm sorry to hear that. 346 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:03,256 - Was it sudden? - Yeah. 347 00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:07,886 Perhaps that's what's made you start on this. 348 00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:10,055 I don't know. 349 00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:11,347 It's possible. 350 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:16,811 Well, I'm not trying to replace her. She's irreplaceable. Well, they both are. 351 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,480 No, of course, of course. 352 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,693 And when you were growing up, was it a happy environment? 353 00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:25,779 - Yes, very. - Oh, good, good. 354 00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:27,530 And did you, um ̶̶ 355 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:30,909 Were you able to discuss the fact that you'd been ̶̶ 356 00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:33,161 No, it was never really an issue. 357 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,246 Right, right. 358 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:37,457 - So you've only just found out? - Oh, no. 359 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,000 They told me when I was little. 360 00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:41,445 Oh, good, good. And do you remember how you felt about that? 361 00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:43,713 Well, it's not exactly something you forget, is it? 362 00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:45,548 No, no. [laughs] 363 00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:47,050 I'm sure it isn't. 364 00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:50,553 So, how did you feel? 365 00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:55,308 Well, we all just got on with it as a family. 366 00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:56,726 Do you know what I mean? 367 00:23:57,645 --> 00:23:58,645 Yeah. 368 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:01,689 Perhaps you should have discussed it. 369 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:06,319 My parents loved me and that was all that matters. 370 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,071 Isn't it? 371 00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:10,782 Yeah, yeah. 372 00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:15,954 So, now that we've got you here, what are your expectations? 373 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:21,459 Basically, I just want to know. 374 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:24,170 Yeah, yeah, of course you do. 375 00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:28,007 Let me share something with you, Hortense. 376 00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:31,803 Somewhere out there, and we don't know where, 377 00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:33,388 is your birth mother. 378 00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:37,350 Now, she's probably married. Perhaps not. 379 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:41,688 She may have other children. She might be dead. 380 00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:44,399 She may even be in Australia or somewhere. We just don't know. 381 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:48,528 But what we do know is that, at the time she gave you up for adoption, 382 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:50,071 she was under the impression 383 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:52,782 that she would probably never see you again. 384 00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:55,618 Now, as I know you're very well aware, 385 00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:58,663 the law has changed since then and you are now legally entitled 386 00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:00,456 to seek your birth mother out. 387 00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:02,083 But the snag is... 388 00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:05,962 she may not want to see you. 389 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:12,177 So I don't want you to raise your hopes too high at this stage. 390 00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:14,804 - Sure. - Okay. 391 00:25:14,889 --> 00:25:16,556 Have a look at this. 392 00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:19,017 What is it? 393 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,477 It's all about you. 394 00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:27,358 I tell you what. 395 00:25:29,111 --> 00:25:32,238 I'll leave it with you and I'll pop back in in a few minutes. 396 00:25:32,323 --> 00:25:35,116 - Can I get you anything? - No. No, thank you. 397 00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:40,246 [Door opens] 398 00:25:40,331 --> 00:25:42,207 [Door closes] 399 00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:48,773 How are you doing? All right? 400 00:26:58,242 --> 00:26:59,409 Thank you. 401 00:27:09,712 --> 00:27:11,796 Cynthia Rose Purley. 402 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:13,923 That's her. 403 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:18,303 Cynthia Rose. 404 00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:19,929 It's a nice name, isn't it? 405 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:24,309 - That's her signature. - Mm-hmm. 406 00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,437 Does that feel strange? 407 00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:32,525 Elizabeth. 408 00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:34,569 That's my middle name. 409 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,404 They must have kept it. 410 00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:39,407 Well, that would be your birth name, you see? 411 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:41,242 Elizabeth Purley. 412 00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:47,540 [Sighs] 413 00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:52,378 Listen, is there any way I could get a copy of these? 414 00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:54,922 No, those are the originals and they're yours to keep. 415 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:57,342 That's your right under the 1975 Act. 416 00:27:57,426 --> 00:27:58,926 I've made copies upstairs. 417 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,768 I'll pop those in here for you. 418 00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:10,688 So... 419 00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:14,650 what we need to do now is... 420 00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:21,032 you go away and have a think. 421 00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:24,202 And when the time's right, and not before ̶̶ 422 00:28:24,286 --> 00:28:26,371 you know, it's very much in your own time ̶̶ 423 00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:31,042 come back to me, if that's what you want, and we'll get the ball rolling. 424 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:37,006 Now, it can be a very long-winded process 425 00:28:37,091 --> 00:28:38,508 and, there's no two ways about it, 426 00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:41,177 it's a very traumatic journey you're embarking on. 427 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:46,224 And there may be other people's feelings to consider too. 428 00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:50,395 So I'll wait to hear from you, okay? 429 00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:57,360 Now, you could decide to trace your birth mother by yourself, 430 00:28:57,444 --> 00:28:59,445 if you wanted, but I wouldn't advise it. 431 00:28:59,530 --> 00:29:03,908 We're a professional service, and we know how to handle these things. 432 00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:09,122 So I think you should take advantage of us. 433 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:19,590 - Hello. - Oh, you're back! Hello. 434 00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:21,217 I think I found a mistake. 435 00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:23,344 I'm sorry, I can't stop. I'm really in a hurry. 436 00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:24,869 - Look, it says she's white. - Sorry? 437 00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:26,764 "Mother: White." 438 00:29:26,849 --> 00:29:30,476 Well, it's perfectly feasible that your mother was white, isn't it? 439 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:34,439 Look, I'm sorry, Hortense. Really, I've got to go. 440 00:29:34,523 --> 00:29:37,525 - I'm on an emergency case. - Yes, but could this be a mistake? 441 00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:39,944 I very much doubt it. 442 00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:44,365 Look, give me a ring in the morning and we'll have a talk then, okay? I'm sorry. 443 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,623 Look at that. 444 00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:55,001 Legs like a teenager. 445 00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:57,462 - Do you have to? - You'd like a pair like that. 446 00:29:57,546 --> 00:29:59,338 What for? 447 00:29:59,423 --> 00:30:01,424 I'm known for my legs. 448 00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:04,552 If you've got it, flaunt it. 449 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:07,013 - Are you going out? - Of course I ain't. 450 00:30:07,848 --> 00:30:09,432 [Knocking] 451 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:12,226 - Who's that? - Well, I don't know. 452 00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:16,481 If it's what's-her-name, you could ask her to come in. 453 00:30:16,565 --> 00:30:18,399 I don't even know who it is yet! 454 00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:22,820 What you doing here? 455 00:30:22,905 --> 00:30:24,864 Just come to see you. 456 00:30:24,948 --> 00:30:26,824 Well, you can't come in. My mum's here. 457 00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:29,744 - [Cynthia] Who is it? - I'm going out. 458 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:33,623 [Cynthia] Hello. 459 00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:39,086 You all right, sweetheart? 460 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:40,588 Would you get inside? 461 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:56,354 - [Roxanne] Nothing's changed much. - No. 462 00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:58,731 Ain't your mum been around looking after you? 463 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:01,275 She came around Sunday after mass. 464 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,402 Didn't take you long to mess it up again. 465 00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:05,196 She's laying off me a bit now, though. 466 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,698 - Well, I should think so too, at your age. - Yeah. 467 00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:09,492 She should have a word with my mum. 468 00:31:10,619 --> 00:31:12,537 I bet she misses you, though. 469 00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:17,542 Fucking... do without it altogether, I tell you. 470 00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:19,335 Yeah, I know what you mean. 471 00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:21,754 You and me, mate. We're better off without 'em. 472 00:31:24,341 --> 00:31:25,466 Look... 473 00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:29,345 I'm sorry about... you know? 474 00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:30,763 So you should be. 475 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,811 - Don't get all serious on me, Paul. - No, no, I ain't. 476 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:38,437 Yes, you are, you fool. 477 00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:42,108 I just missed you. 478 00:31:42,776 --> 00:31:43,985 How much? 479 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:46,904 - A lot. - Just a lot? 480 00:31:46,989 --> 00:31:49,448 No. Yeah... 481 00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:51,409 Well, I might have missed you a bit. 482 00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:54,954 No, I've been going out of me head. 483 00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:57,748 Same as that. 484 00:32:15,017 --> 00:32:17,018 Just so's you know, I ain't staying the night, 485 00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:18,728 not every time I come round. 486 00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:22,023 And I weren't in a strop before. I was just speaking my mind. 487 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:23,274 All right? 488 00:32:24,318 --> 00:32:25,818 Now, give us a snog. 489 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,062 - Hello, good afternoon. - Hello. 490 00:34:25,147 --> 00:34:27,273 Thank you very much indeed. Right, that's fine. 491 00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:29,442 - Is that to post or collect? - Collect, please. 492 00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:31,986 Collect. Thanks very much. That's six pounds, please, madam. 493 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:33,320 Six pounds. 494 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,239 Okay. 495 00:34:47,461 --> 00:34:49,837 - I saw her, you know? - Did you? 496 00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:51,630 Yeah. 497 00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:55,217 Eight o'clock in the morning, she's down Harlesden buying her yam and banana. 498 00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:58,721 She's like, "You got a boyfriend yet, Dionne?" 499 00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:01,807 Nearly everyone who went to the funeral reckoned they'd seen her 500 00:35:01,892 --> 00:35:04,143 and she'd given them some kind of sign. 501 00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:06,979 [In Jamaican accent] "Me see your mother two years before she dead, 502 00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:11,901 and she hold on to me hand and look in me eye as if she did know." 503 00:35:11,985 --> 00:35:13,611 [Both laughing] 504 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,117 I mean, if she knew, I wish she'd told us. 505 00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:23,412 You're getting better, though. 506 00:35:24,915 --> 00:35:26,415 It's a nice day. 507 00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:29,168 Yeah. 508 00:35:33,715 --> 00:35:35,216 I don't know. 509 00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:38,511 My head can't contain it all. It's too soon. 510 00:35:39,346 --> 00:35:40,971 [Sighs] 511 00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:43,557 There's nothing rational about grief. 512 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:47,520 Maybe you're crying for yourself. 513 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,649 - You been out much? - No. I can't. 514 00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:56,987 Some days, I'm completely vulnerable. 515 00:35:57,072 --> 00:35:59,156 I can feel everything. 516 00:35:59,241 --> 00:36:01,408 Other days, I'm numb. 517 00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:04,286 - Do you want to come out with me? - No. 518 00:36:06,081 --> 00:36:08,958 - I've got stuff to sort out. - What? 519 00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:11,377 Life. 520 00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:17,591 - Look, if there's anything I can do... - No, thanks. 521 00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:19,093 I'll be all right. 522 00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:21,637 Have you heard from Bernard? 523 00:36:21,721 --> 00:36:23,097 No. 524 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:24,306 Yes! 525 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:27,935 - He sent a sympathy card. - Hmm? 526 00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:30,521 Which I thought was a very nice thing to do. 527 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,401 [Both laughing] 528 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:38,946 I did something really bad. 529 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:41,824 Oh, no, I don't think I can deal with no confession. 530 00:36:41,908 --> 00:36:44,118 - Cleanse my soul! - Mm-mmm. 531 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:45,786 - I did the do. - Don't do it. 532 00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:47,371 - Did the deed. - Did it. 533 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,164 With a complete stranger. 534 00:36:49,249 --> 00:36:51,417 - Nah! Who? - [Laughing] Don't know who. 535 00:36:51,501 --> 00:36:55,254 - Well, what'd he look like? - Don't know. He was in advertising. 536 00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:58,465 - Oh, Lord! - [Both laughing] 537 00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:00,050 Did you use a condom? 538 00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:01,468 Yes. 539 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,888 Did you use two? 540 00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:06,724 - Yes. - One on top of the other? 541 00:37:06,808 --> 00:37:08,017 One after the other. 542 00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:09,351 Oh, God! 543 00:37:09,436 --> 00:37:11,061 [Laughing] 544 00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:12,563 Do you despair of me? 545 00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:13,981 No. 546 00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:15,316 Yes, you do. 547 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,568 I don't. Did you have a good time? 548 00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:20,613 - Yeah. - That's all that matters then, isn't it? 549 00:37:20,697 --> 00:37:22,615 - Yeah. - [Chuckles] 550 00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:28,954 I liked my mum as a person, but I didn't know her. 551 00:37:29,039 --> 00:37:32,499 - I wish I'd known her. - She loved you. 552 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:35,377 Yeah, I know. But that's not in debate, is it? 553 00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:40,090 My mum, she resents me. 554 00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:42,217 She kept you. 555 00:37:44,012 --> 00:37:46,472 She fed ya, she clothed you. 556 00:37:47,515 --> 00:37:49,391 She didn't give you away. 557 00:37:50,477 --> 00:37:52,519 - She could have. - I wish she had. 558 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,146 No, you don't. 559 00:37:57,776 --> 00:38:00,319 The thing is, they're so secretive. 560 00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:02,404 It's that "back home" thing, you know? 561 00:38:02,489 --> 00:38:04,823 "Come out. Big people are talking." 562 00:38:04,908 --> 00:38:06,408 That sort of vibe. 563 00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:10,996 So you don't pursue things, because you're brought up not to. 564 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:13,582 I just let them get on with it. 565 00:38:17,504 --> 00:38:21,215 All I seem to do is think about things I wish I could have asked her. 566 00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:22,925 Like what? 567 00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:27,680 I don't know. 568 00:38:29,391 --> 00:38:31,392 There's stuff I wish I knew. 569 00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:34,019 - There's stuff I wish I didn't know. - No. 570 00:38:35,897 --> 00:38:39,400 If you knew you had a limited amount of time, you'd sort it out. 571 00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:41,986 You'd ask your mum questions, 572 00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:44,571 regardless of whether she got vexed. 573 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:49,118 Like, I don't know, what happened between her and your dad, for example. 574 00:38:49,202 --> 00:38:51,787 No. She didn't make no effort for me, 575 00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:54,039 so why should I be interested in her? 576 00:38:54,124 --> 00:38:56,458 And where's my dad anyway? 577 00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:58,961 I don't want to hear her and Norbert having it off. 578 00:38:59,045 --> 00:39:01,588 I don't want her to know who I'm having it off with. 579 00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:03,799 And I don't want her to see me drunk. 580 00:39:03,883 --> 00:39:06,301 I don't want her to know nothing about me. 581 00:39:06,386 --> 00:39:09,805 Maybe that's because you're frightened that when you look at her, 582 00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:12,182 you can see yourself in 20 years' time. 583 00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:13,600 Please. 584 00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:15,686 We choose our parents. 585 00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:17,980 How do you mean? 586 00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:21,191 We choose the parents in this life 587 00:39:21,276 --> 00:39:23,027 that can teach us something, 588 00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:26,113 so that when we go into the next life, we'll get it right. 589 00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:29,158 Jhoop! [laughs] 590 00:39:29,242 --> 00:39:32,077 Of course, sometimes, it don't work, does it? 591 00:39:37,751 --> 00:39:39,501 I'm gonna pop out for a couple of hours. 592 00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,795 - What time will you be back? - 4:30. 593 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,256 - Okay. Have fun. - Thanks. 594 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:48,886 Sorry to interrupt. Could you get me a few of these things in? 595 00:39:48,970 --> 00:39:50,929 - Right. - I'm a bit low. 596 00:39:51,014 --> 00:39:52,514 I'll give them a ring. 597 00:40:36,476 --> 00:40:39,019 Seventy... 598 00:41:07,340 --> 00:41:08,757 [sighs] 599 00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:42,916 Hello. 600 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:44,960 Bloody hell. 601 00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:47,004 What you doing here? 602 00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:49,298 I thought I'd come and see you. 603 00:41:49,382 --> 00:41:50,799 Where's Monica? 604 00:41:52,385 --> 00:41:53,969 She's at home, I think. 605 00:41:55,597 --> 00:41:58,557 - You gonna let me in, then? - Yeah, of course! 606 00:42:03,104 --> 00:42:04,771 Do you want a cup of tea? 607 00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:06,106 Yes, please. 608 00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:10,611 You all right, then? 609 00:42:10,695 --> 00:42:11,778 Smashing. 610 00:42:12,739 --> 00:42:14,406 You been working down this way? 611 00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:16,325 Yeah, around the back of Tower Bridge. 612 00:42:17,452 --> 00:42:20,120 If I'd known you was coming, I'd have warmed up the seat. 613 00:42:20,205 --> 00:42:21,955 [Maurice] It's warm enough, I should think. 614 00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:25,876 [Outhouse door opens, closes] 615 00:42:31,341 --> 00:42:33,926 Does Monica know you've come round here? 616 00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:36,136 [Maurice] No, I didn't know I was coming meself. 617 00:42:37,513 --> 00:42:40,098 - She's okay, then? - Yeah, she's fine. 618 00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:44,061 She's busy with the house. 619 00:42:44,938 --> 00:42:46,521 What doing? 620 00:42:46,606 --> 00:42:49,233 I thought it was supposed to be a new house, you said. 621 00:42:49,317 --> 00:42:50,567 [Maurice] Stenciling. 622 00:42:51,527 --> 00:42:54,196 - What, drawing? - No. 623 00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:58,242 Stencils on the wall. Decorating. 624 00:42:58,326 --> 00:43:00,285 You must have seen it in magazines. 625 00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:02,454 It's very effective. 626 00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:08,585 Roxanne not in, then? 627 00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:12,506 She's got some bloke in tow. 628 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:15,592 - Has she? - Shifty-looking bleeder. 629 00:43:15,677 --> 00:43:17,970 - Walks like a crab. - [Chuckles] 630 00:43:18,054 --> 00:43:19,763 - Your tea's there. - Ta. 631 00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:21,390 Do you want a sandwich? 632 00:43:21,474 --> 00:43:24,101 No, thanks. Is that what you're having? 633 00:43:24,185 --> 00:43:26,144 I only see her first thing in the morning. 634 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:29,314 She comes in, grunts, then buggers off to work. 635 00:43:29,399 --> 00:43:31,275 You should be glad she's got a fella. 636 00:43:31,359 --> 00:43:34,319 I am glad, Maurice! I want her to be happy. 637 00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:38,740 But I'd like her to bring him round, see who she's knocking about with. 638 00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:39,950 Just give her a bit of time. 639 00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:42,160 You used to bring your girlfriends home. 640 00:43:42,245 --> 00:43:45,163 Front of the telly, laugh, drink. 641 00:43:45,248 --> 00:43:47,708 You didn't mind me sitting there, did you? 642 00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:49,376 [Scoffs] 643 00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:52,462 - What's her name? Never stopped talking. - Tina. 644 00:43:52,547 --> 00:43:54,089 Tina. 645 00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:55,924 And the other one, wouldn't open her mouth. 646 00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,721 - Maxine. - That's it. 647 00:44:00,805 --> 00:44:03,390 Dad liked her, didn't he? 648 00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:05,475 Nice thighs. 649 00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:08,854 So how's work, then? 650 00:44:10,940 --> 00:44:12,441 Is it at the same place? 651 00:44:12,525 --> 00:44:14,109 Yeah. 652 00:44:14,193 --> 00:44:16,361 I gotta get her something for her birthday. 653 00:44:16,446 --> 00:44:18,739 - It's her 21st, Maurice. - August the 7th. 654 00:44:18,823 --> 00:44:20,532 I don't know what she wants. 655 00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:24,077 - Apart from me under a bus. - That's silly talk. 656 00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:25,287 Me head in the oven. 657 00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:30,042 When you gonna come and see us, then? 658 00:44:30,126 --> 00:44:33,128 - Eh? - You know, a bit of a get-together. 659 00:44:33,212 --> 00:44:35,672 You can come on Roxanne's birthday. We'll have some champagne. 660 00:44:35,757 --> 00:44:38,842 - What about Monica? - [Laughs] She'll be there. 661 00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:40,552 Won't she mind? 662 00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:42,888 No. 663 00:44:43,556 --> 00:44:46,266 - It's her idea, actually. - Oh. 664 00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:49,019 - How do you fancy a barbecue? - If you like. 665 00:44:49,103 --> 00:44:51,104 Anyway, it's about time you saw the house. 666 00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:53,482 - Thought you was never gonna ask. - I'm asking you now. 667 00:44:53,566 --> 00:44:56,777 - You've been there nearly a 12-month. - Tell Roxanne. 668 00:44:57,487 --> 00:44:59,029 She might not want to come. 669 00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:01,490 She'll say no just to spite me. 670 00:45:01,574 --> 00:45:03,408 Yeah, well, I demand her presence. 671 00:45:03,493 --> 00:45:05,494 - Tell her. - What if she wants to bring him? 672 00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:11,708 - Has he got a job, this bloke? - Scaffolding, she says. 673 00:45:11,793 --> 00:45:13,001 Oh. 674 00:45:14,295 --> 00:45:16,380 That's very well paid. 675 00:45:16,464 --> 00:45:18,548 - Is it? - Yup. 676 00:45:23,471 --> 00:45:24,971 Twenty-one. 677 00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:29,935 I can't believe it, Maurice. 678 00:45:30,019 --> 00:45:32,896 I was carrying her when I was 21, wasn't I? 679 00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:39,569 - You was good with nappies. - [Chuckles] 680 00:45:39,654 --> 00:45:41,738 Those safety pins, though. Ooh. 681 00:45:41,823 --> 00:45:43,698 Never stabbed her though, did you, darling? 682 00:45:43,783 --> 00:45:45,242 Stabbed meself a couple of times. 683 00:45:45,326 --> 00:45:47,327 Seventeen, weren't you? 684 00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:51,957 I was. 685 00:45:59,841 --> 00:46:01,341 [Sighs] 686 00:46:22,071 --> 00:46:24,030 The place is still standing, then? 687 00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:27,492 Not for much longer. You should see Dad's room. 688 00:46:27,577 --> 00:46:30,662 - What's up with it? - It's like the Niagara Falls up there. 689 00:46:30,746 --> 00:46:33,290 - What's it got, a leak? - Yeah. 690 00:46:33,374 --> 00:46:35,125 Only when it's raining. 691 00:46:36,169 --> 00:46:37,419 I'll have a look. 692 00:46:41,257 --> 00:46:44,050 Nice to have a man about the place. 693 00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:50,557 Wish I had known you was coming. 694 00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:04,029 It's dry at the moment. 695 00:47:04,113 --> 00:47:06,239 The whole lot's gonna come down. 696 00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:11,703 Yeah, these look a bit dodgy, I have to admit. 697 00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:15,081 - Are you up to date on the rent? - Of course I am! 698 00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:17,936 Give him a ring, get him to do something about it. It's his responsibility. 699 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:21,880 Don't be daft, Maurice. He don't give a toss, does he? 700 00:47:21,964 --> 00:47:24,633 I'll get someone to look at it. And I'll pay. 701 00:47:29,055 --> 00:47:30,722 Look at all this junk. 702 00:47:32,475 --> 00:47:34,100 What you gonna do with it? 703 00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:44,361 [Voice breaking] Give us a cuddle, Maurice. 704 00:47:46,906 --> 00:47:49,908 [Crying] Please, sweetheart. 705 00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:51,993 [Sobbing] 706 00:47:57,083 --> 00:48:00,627 Why have you left it so bloody long? 707 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:05,924 Well, you know, it's ̶̶ it's work and ̶̶ 708 00:48:06,008 --> 00:48:09,719 There's nothing the matter with your dialing finger. 709 00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:11,429 Well, you can ring me. 710 00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:14,307 You're always too busy, ain't you? 711 00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:16,685 [Sobbing continues] 712 00:48:19,605 --> 00:48:21,314 Look, um ̶̶ 713 00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:23,066 Look, sit your yourself down. 714 00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:26,236 You're the only one I've got, Maurice. 715 00:48:27,572 --> 00:48:29,573 [Sobbing continues] 716 00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:34,703 You love me, don't you? 717 00:48:37,832 --> 00:48:41,501 Hold me tight, Maurice, please. 718 00:48:43,963 --> 00:48:48,341 [Sobbing] Sweetheart... 719 00:49:14,368 --> 00:49:16,119 My little brother. 720 00:49:20,082 --> 00:49:21,666 Look at you. 721 00:49:24,587 --> 00:49:26,755 That's the good life for you. 722 00:49:26,839 --> 00:49:28,298 [Maurice chuckles softly] 723 00:49:34,347 --> 00:49:36,514 When you gonna shave, eh? 724 00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:37,932 [Maurice chuckles] 725 00:49:38,017 --> 00:49:39,768 Slap your arse. 726 00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:51,154 Why don't you chuck it all out, eh? 727 00:49:53,407 --> 00:49:55,241 I mean, look at it. 728 00:49:59,914 --> 00:50:02,332 Some of it hasn't been touched since Mum died. 729 00:50:03,292 --> 00:50:06,002 Can you use anything, Maurice, in your new house? 730 00:50:06,879 --> 00:50:08,880 To fill a space? 731 00:50:09,715 --> 00:50:10,924 No, thanks. 732 00:50:12,551 --> 00:50:14,886 I thought I might move in here. 733 00:50:14,970 --> 00:50:16,471 Front view. 734 00:50:17,181 --> 00:50:19,099 See the world go by. 735 00:50:26,941 --> 00:50:28,358 Remember this? 736 00:50:32,571 --> 00:50:34,197 Yeah. 737 00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:36,616 That's no use to you, is it? 738 00:50:36,701 --> 00:50:39,202 [Chuckling] I don't think so. 739 00:50:39,912 --> 00:50:42,622 You ain't gonna make me an auntie now, are you? 740 00:50:44,709 --> 00:50:46,334 Sweetheart? 741 00:50:52,967 --> 00:50:54,217 Listen, Cynth... 742 00:51:06,355 --> 00:51:08,022 I'd better be going. 743 00:51:21,495 --> 00:51:24,289 You'll let me know about the barbecue, then, will you, sweetheart? 744 00:51:24,373 --> 00:51:27,542 Of course I will. Tell her if she can't make it, I'll give her a clump. 745 00:51:27,626 --> 00:51:30,670 - Not before I do. - Hang on. 746 00:51:37,887 --> 00:51:41,723 - Shall I say hello to Monica for you? - If you like, sweetheart. 747 00:51:43,559 --> 00:51:45,685 - There you go. - Thanks, darling. 748 00:51:50,816 --> 00:51:52,066 See you. 749 00:51:52,151 --> 00:51:53,318 Ta-ra. 750 00:52:18,844 --> 00:52:20,762 What was your mum like when your dad died? 751 00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:24,265 - What do you mean? - How did she cope? 752 00:52:24,350 --> 00:52:26,017 I don't know. 753 00:52:26,101 --> 00:52:27,727 Too young to remember. 754 00:52:29,688 --> 00:52:32,607 She just got on with it, I suppose, like everybody else. 755 00:52:32,691 --> 00:52:34,484 Did you have to look after Craig? 756 00:52:35,778 --> 00:52:38,947 What, you mean like your big sister looked after you? 757 00:52:39,031 --> 00:52:40,615 No, I did not. 758 00:52:44,078 --> 00:52:47,080 My dad never said a word about my mum after she died. 759 00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:48,623 That's men for you. 760 00:52:48,707 --> 00:52:50,083 I hated him for it. 761 00:52:53,671 --> 00:52:55,630 He must have been in real pain. 762 00:52:59,552 --> 00:53:01,219 Maybe he just couldn't share it. 763 00:53:07,226 --> 00:53:08,893 I didn't know what I felt. 764 00:53:12,815 --> 00:53:14,148 I still don't. 765 00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:21,030 Cynthia's antics couldn't have helped him much. 766 00:53:24,118 --> 00:53:25,243 Do you miss Craig? 767 00:53:25,911 --> 00:53:28,454 - Why would I miss Craig? - Well, he's your brother. 768 00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:30,874 - He's in Saudi Arabia, isn't he? - Yeah. 769 00:53:33,794 --> 00:53:36,796 Well, I don't exactly miss him. 770 00:53:38,924 --> 00:53:41,759 Why? Do you miss Cynthia? 771 00:53:46,599 --> 00:53:49,183 Do you think Roxanne's serious about this scaffolder bloke? 772 00:53:49,268 --> 00:53:51,185 Well, she's only known him for five minutes. 773 00:53:51,270 --> 00:53:54,480 Mind you, I was married at her age, wasn't I? 774 00:53:55,983 --> 00:53:58,276 - [Chuckles] - I wonder if she knows. 775 00:53:58,360 --> 00:53:59,652 What, about us? 776 00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:04,699 - What's there to know about us? - You know what I mean. 777 00:54:07,995 --> 00:54:09,370 How would she know about that? 778 00:54:09,455 --> 00:54:12,248 - Unless you've told her. - I haven't told her. 779 00:54:12,333 --> 00:54:14,542 - I hope Cynthia doesn't know either. - She doesn't. 780 00:54:15,836 --> 00:54:17,170 That's all right, then. 781 00:54:20,424 --> 00:54:23,843 No, I meant if she knows about Cynthia. 782 00:54:23,928 --> 00:54:26,763 - You know, before she was born. - I don't know. 783 00:54:29,141 --> 00:54:31,225 - I don't know. - I mean, she's got a half-brother 784 00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:32,977 or half-sister knocking about somewhere. 785 00:54:33,062 --> 00:54:35,688 - She's got a right to know. - That's up to Cynthia. 786 00:54:37,775 --> 00:54:39,442 You'd never say anything, would you? 787 00:54:41,403 --> 00:54:43,988 - Of course not. - Good. 788 00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:48,034 Anyway, she must have told her. 789 00:54:48,869 --> 00:54:51,454 She never told her who her father was. 790 00:54:51,538 --> 00:54:53,122 None of us knew who he was. 791 00:54:55,334 --> 00:54:57,251 - I wonder if she ever misses him. - Who? 792 00:54:57,336 --> 00:55:00,588 - Roxanne. - Can't miss what you've never had. 793 00:55:00,673 --> 00:55:01,923 Can't you? 794 00:55:07,596 --> 00:55:08,805 [Scoffs] 795 00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:13,017 I was gonna kill him. 796 00:55:16,438 --> 00:55:17,480 Poor Cynthia. 797 00:55:18,190 --> 00:55:19,941 Saint Cynthia. 798 00:55:23,696 --> 00:55:25,488 - She tried her best. - Did she? 799 00:55:25,572 --> 00:55:26,739 Yeah. 800 00:55:27,700 --> 00:55:30,535 Yeah. She did. 801 00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:34,622 She gave me a lot of love. 802 00:56:18,167 --> 00:56:20,084 What shall I tell him if he phones, then? 803 00:56:20,169 --> 00:56:21,335 - Who? - Maurice! 804 00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:24,922 - I don't know. Tell him what you want. - Are you gonna bring your bloke or not? 805 00:56:25,007 --> 00:56:26,758 - No, I ain't! - Have you asked him? 806 00:56:26,842 --> 00:56:28,342 - No! - [Phone ringing] 807 00:56:28,427 --> 00:56:30,720 - Hello? - That'll be him now. 808 00:56:30,804 --> 00:56:32,722 - Hello? - Let me talk to him. 809 00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:33,848 Shut it! 810 00:56:35,267 --> 00:56:37,518 Well, there ain't no one there. 811 00:56:37,603 --> 00:56:40,104 - Might be one of them perverts. - Sweetheart! 812 00:56:40,189 --> 00:56:42,273 Will you stop going on about this fucking barbecue? 813 00:56:42,357 --> 00:56:44,901 You're going to see him now, ain't you? You can ask him! 814 00:56:44,985 --> 00:56:48,863 I don't even know if I want him to go, and it ain't for ages anyway. 815 00:56:48,947 --> 00:56:50,448 [Roxanne] See you later! 816 00:56:51,158 --> 00:56:53,659 - I, Zoe... - I, Zoe... 817 00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:56,704 - take you, Darren... - take you, Darren... 818 00:56:56,789 --> 00:56:58,748 - to be my husband... - to be my husband... 819 00:56:58,832 --> 00:57:01,250 - to have and to hold... - to have and to hold... 820 00:57:01,335 --> 00:57:03,920 - from this day forward... - from this day forward... 821 00:57:04,004 --> 00:57:06,672 - for better or for worse... - for better or for worse... 822 00:57:06,757 --> 00:57:09,383 - for richer or for poorer... - for richer or for poorer... 823 00:57:09,468 --> 00:57:11,052 [vicar]... in sickness and in health... 824 00:57:25,901 --> 00:57:29,028 [vicar] Darren and Zoe have given their consent 825 00:57:29,113 --> 00:57:32,406 and made their marriage vows to each other. 826 00:57:32,491 --> 00:57:35,701 They have declared their marriage by joining of hands 827 00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:38,579 and by the giving and receiving of rings. 828 00:57:38,664 --> 00:57:41,958 I therefore proclaim that they are 829 00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:44,877 husband and wife. 830 00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:46,087 [Shutter clicks] 831 00:57:52,594 --> 00:57:54,512 Ain't you seeing him tonight, then? 832 00:57:54,596 --> 00:57:56,722 I'm having an early night. 833 00:57:57,641 --> 00:58:00,143 - Keep me company? - I've got a hangover. 834 00:58:00,227 --> 00:58:01,477 [Paper rustling] 835 00:58:01,562 --> 00:58:03,855 You should stop in more often. 836 00:58:07,276 --> 00:58:10,695 You are looking after yourself with him, ain't you, sweetheart? 837 00:58:10,779 --> 00:58:13,990 - What do you mean? - You know, taking care. 838 00:58:15,576 --> 00:58:20,079 I don't want to ask you nothing personal, darling, but... you taking the pill? 839 00:58:20,164 --> 00:58:22,081 That is personal! 840 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:25,168 Why don't you bring him round? 841 00:58:25,252 --> 00:58:27,378 - Leave it out. - I'd like to meet him! 842 00:58:27,462 --> 00:58:29,422 I wouldn't know him if he stood up in me soup. 843 00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:30,631 Don't hold your breath. 844 00:58:30,716 --> 00:58:33,759 You don't want to leave it up to him, darling. Men are all the same. 845 00:58:33,844 --> 00:58:37,096 - Mum! - I hope he uses a what's-name. 846 00:58:37,181 --> 00:58:39,307 - Condoms. - Mind your own business! 847 00:58:39,391 --> 00:58:43,019 They can leak! You want to be careful! 848 00:58:43,103 --> 00:58:45,396 You're jealous, ain't you? 849 00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:48,149 - Where is he tonight, anyway? - I don't know. 850 00:58:48,233 --> 00:58:51,194 Most likely out giving somebody else one. 851 00:58:51,278 --> 00:58:54,822 That's how I got caught with you. Running out of the pill. 852 00:58:54,907 --> 00:58:57,533 - You could have a coil fitted. - Change the record! 853 00:58:57,618 --> 00:59:00,036 Dr. Mulholland, make an appointment. 854 00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,288 - You'd suit the sponge. - Keep your voice down! 855 00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:04,957 I've got a dutch cap floating around somewhere upstairs. 856 00:59:05,042 --> 00:59:06,375 You could have that. 857 00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:08,836 Run it under the tap, bit of talcum powder. 858 00:59:08,921 --> 00:59:11,797 - Where you going? - I don't have to listen to this! 859 00:59:11,882 --> 00:59:13,257 Sweetheart! 860 00:59:16,011 --> 00:59:17,470 Roxanne! 861 00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:21,265 Sweetheart, darling, I'm only trying to help you! 862 00:59:21,350 --> 00:59:23,309 - Leave me alone. - I'm your mother! 863 00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:24,644 Get out of my room! 864 00:59:24,728 --> 00:59:27,605 It don't matter if you have a little baby. I'll look after it. 865 00:59:27,689 --> 00:59:30,358 - I ain't getting pregnant! - I'll give up me job. 866 00:59:30,442 --> 00:59:33,694 - It's nothing to do with you! - Yes, it bloody is! 867 00:59:33,779 --> 00:59:35,780 I'm not having you dropping it at my door! 868 00:59:35,864 --> 00:59:38,324 - Jesus Christ! - I'm sorry, darling! 869 00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:42,370 Fuck off! You make me sick, you stupid bitch! 870 00:59:42,454 --> 00:59:44,872 [Sobbing] 871 01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:07,687 Fuck! 872 01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:30,209 [Phone ringing] 873 01:00:41,722 --> 01:00:42,722 Hello? 874 01:00:42,806 --> 01:00:44,890 I'm sorry to trouble you, 875 01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:50,313 but I'm trying to locate a Cynthia Purley. 876 01:00:50,397 --> 01:00:53,524 Yes? [sniffles] 877 01:00:53,608 --> 01:00:55,651 Is that Cynthia Purley? 878 01:00:55,736 --> 01:00:57,194 Yes. 879 01:00:57,279 --> 01:00:59,030 Cynthia Rose Purley? 880 01:00:59,114 --> 01:01:00,364 Yes. 881 01:01:00,449 --> 01:01:03,034 Of 76 Quilter Street? 882 01:01:03,118 --> 01:01:05,828 Yes. What is it you want, darling? 883 01:01:07,414 --> 01:01:08,414 Hello? 884 01:01:10,459 --> 01:01:12,918 Did you want Roxanne? She's gone out. 885 01:01:13,003 --> 01:01:16,505 - No. - She ain't in any trouble, is she? 886 01:01:16,590 --> 01:01:18,632 No, it's about Elizabeth. 887 01:01:18,717 --> 01:01:21,302 Elizabeth? Elizabeth who? 888 01:01:21,386 --> 01:01:23,012 Elizabeth Purley. 889 01:01:24,514 --> 01:01:27,350 Oh! But she's dead. 890 01:01:29,394 --> 01:01:30,770 No, she isn't. 891 01:01:30,854 --> 01:01:33,439 She is, darling. I should know. 892 01:01:33,523 --> 01:01:35,024 I should know. 893 01:01:35,108 --> 01:01:39,236 Look, sweetheart, she's me mother. She went in 1961. 894 01:01:39,321 --> 01:01:42,490 No, I mean baby Elizabeth Purley. 895 01:01:43,158 --> 01:01:44,992 Baby Eliz... 896 01:01:48,372 --> 01:01:50,081 Who is this? 897 01:01:51,083 --> 01:01:54,710 She was born on the 23rd of July, 1968... 898 01:01:55,879 --> 01:01:59,048 - at... sorry about this. - [Papers rustling] 899 01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:07,556 Yeah, at the Haven, Wells Grange Avenue, Sutton Surrey. 900 01:02:09,726 --> 01:02:11,060 [Whimpering] 901 01:02:11,144 --> 01:02:13,813 Look, I'm sorry. I know this must be a shock to you. 902 01:02:18,693 --> 01:02:19,819 [Retching] 903 01:02:46,471 --> 01:02:48,305 [Phone ringing] 904 01:03:04,823 --> 01:03:06,824 [Ringing continues] 905 01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:22,298 Listen, darling. What is it you want? 906 01:03:22,382 --> 01:03:23,757 I'm really sorry. 907 01:03:23,842 --> 01:03:26,844 You mustn't come round here, sweetheart. 908 01:03:28,555 --> 01:03:30,181 I didn't want to upset you. 909 01:03:30,265 --> 01:03:32,183 You mustn't do that. 910 01:03:32,267 --> 01:03:34,185 And you mustn't phone, neither. 911 01:03:34,269 --> 01:03:36,103 I just needed to know. 912 01:03:36,188 --> 01:03:40,441 [Crying] Yes, but you can't come round, 'cause no one knows about you, see? 913 01:03:40,525 --> 01:03:43,277 - Right. - Promise me you won't come round. 914 01:03:43,361 --> 01:03:44,403 Promise me! 915 01:03:44,488 --> 01:03:48,699 Look. I've got your address. If I wanted to come round, I'd have done it already. 916 01:03:48,783 --> 01:03:51,744 [Sobbing] I'm ever so sorry, sweetheart. 917 01:03:52,746 --> 01:03:55,164 I'm a little bit upset. 918 01:03:57,626 --> 01:03:59,877 Promise me you won't come round. 919 01:03:59,961 --> 01:04:01,462 All right, I promise. 920 01:04:01,546 --> 01:04:07,635 Thank you. 921 01:04:08,261 --> 01:04:09,595 Um... 922 01:04:11,431 --> 01:04:13,098 C-Can I meet you somewhere? 923 01:04:14,309 --> 01:04:16,644 Oh, I shouldn't think so, darling. 924 01:04:16,728 --> 01:04:18,979 See, I've got lots of, um... 925 01:04:19,064 --> 01:04:21,440 I've got lots of questions I want to ask you. 926 01:04:21,525 --> 01:04:23,901 Yeah, well, I gotta go now. 927 01:04:23,985 --> 01:04:24,985 Please? 928 01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:36,997 What's your name, anyway? Eh? 929 01:04:37,082 --> 01:04:40,000 - Hortense. - Hortense? 930 01:04:40,085 --> 01:04:41,377 Yeah. 931 01:04:41,461 --> 01:04:43,254 Hortense what? 932 01:04:43,338 --> 01:04:44,755 Cumberbatch. 933 01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:48,259 Clumberbunch? That's a funny name, innit? 934 01:04:49,010 --> 01:04:50,469 Yeah, I suppose it is. 935 01:04:54,432 --> 01:04:55,766 Are you on the phone? 936 01:04:56,601 --> 01:04:59,270 Yeah. Uh, do you want to take my number down? 937 01:04:59,354 --> 01:05:02,147 Oh, I don't think I got a pencil. 938 01:05:02,232 --> 01:05:03,399 I'll wait. 939 01:05:17,414 --> 01:05:18,455 I've got one. 940 01:05:19,666 --> 01:05:22,918 Um, it's 0171... 941 01:05:24,671 --> 01:05:26,422 219 ̶̶ 942 01:05:26,506 --> 01:05:28,674 Sorry, 619... 943 01:05:29,551 --> 01:05:31,635 4840. 944 01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:34,179 Yeah, ta-ra. 945 01:05:40,979 --> 01:05:42,438 [Exhales] 946 01:06:13,637 --> 01:06:15,346 [Phone ringing] 947 01:06:23,063 --> 01:06:24,313 Hello? 948 01:06:25,565 --> 01:06:28,359 - Hello? - Do you want to meet me or not, then? 949 01:06:28,443 --> 01:06:29,985 Oh, hello. 950 01:06:30,070 --> 01:06:32,321 Yes or no, it's up to you. 951 01:06:32,405 --> 01:06:34,531 Well, yeah, of course I want to meet you. 952 01:06:35,158 --> 01:06:37,534 Well, then... [gulps] 953 01:06:40,205 --> 01:06:41,622 Are you sure about this? 954 01:06:43,166 --> 01:06:44,583 I mean, if you're not sure... 955 01:06:44,668 --> 01:06:46,919 Where do you want to meet me? 956 01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:48,837 Well, where would you like to meet? 957 01:06:48,922 --> 01:06:52,007 I don't know. Anywhere. 958 01:06:52,092 --> 01:06:54,885 - Not here, though. - No, of course not. 959 01:06:55,512 --> 01:06:57,012 Uh... 960 01:06:57,097 --> 01:07:00,224 What about outside Holborn tube station? 961 01:07:02,852 --> 01:07:04,144 Holborn. 962 01:07:05,689 --> 01:07:06,897 When? 963 01:07:07,774 --> 01:07:10,067 What are you doing this Saturday coming? 964 01:07:10,151 --> 01:07:13,112 Nothing. I'm never bloody doing anything. 965 01:07:13,196 --> 01:07:14,947 Saturday, then. 966 01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:16,115 What time? 967 01:07:16,950 --> 01:07:17,950 7:30? 968 01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:19,618 Half past seven. 969 01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:24,039 Now, listen, you mustn't phone me here again. 970 01:07:24,124 --> 01:07:25,874 Do you understand me? 971 01:07:25,959 --> 01:07:28,585 Otherwise, I won't come and meet you. 972 01:07:30,630 --> 01:07:32,965 Now, I'll see you on Saturday. 973 01:07:34,634 --> 01:07:36,135 Hello? 974 01:07:36,219 --> 01:07:39,263 [Sighs] Don't even know what you look like. 975 01:07:40,765 --> 01:07:41,890 [Sighs] 976 01:07:56,197 --> 01:07:57,698 - Hello, sweetheart. - What's for tea? 977 01:07:57,782 --> 01:07:59,324 - Got you a bit of steak. - What for? 978 01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:01,493 - Little treat for you. - Ain't you having none? 979 01:08:01,578 --> 01:08:03,620 I'll just fry meself an egg. Do you want a beer? 980 01:08:03,705 --> 01:08:05,497 - We ain't got none. - I got you some. 981 01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:07,416 Oh, did you? 982 01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:10,169 - You going out? - No, I'm staying in. 983 01:08:18,887 --> 01:08:21,346 I'm gonna have a few early nights. 984 01:08:22,891 --> 01:08:24,558 I've decided. 985 01:09:26,538 --> 01:09:27,996 Excuse me. 986 01:09:28,081 --> 01:09:30,165 - What is it, sweetheart? - Are you Cynthia? 987 01:09:31,668 --> 01:09:33,085 Yeah. How'd you know? 988 01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:35,128 Hello. I'm Hortense. 989 01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:38,173 What you talking about? 990 01:09:38,258 --> 01:09:40,968 Hortense Cumberbatch. I spoke to you on the telephone. 991 01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:44,471 - What, that was you? - Yeah. 992 01:09:46,140 --> 01:09:47,724 Oh, no! 993 01:09:47,809 --> 01:09:49,643 No, sweetheart. 994 01:09:49,727 --> 01:09:51,979 No, darling. 995 01:09:52,063 --> 01:09:54,565 You've been ringing the wrong person! 996 01:09:54,649 --> 01:09:56,108 Cynthia Purley. 997 01:09:56,734 --> 01:09:58,902 Where'd you get my name from, anyway? 998 01:09:58,987 --> 01:10:00,904 It's on my birth certificate. 999 01:10:00,989 --> 01:10:03,490 What you talking about, on your birth certificate? 1000 01:10:03,575 --> 01:10:04,658 It can't be! 1001 01:10:04,742 --> 01:10:07,119 It's got your name and your address on it. 1002 01:10:10,331 --> 01:10:11,415 There. 1003 01:10:12,917 --> 01:10:14,793 No, that's all wrong, darling. 1004 01:10:14,878 --> 01:10:17,713 They've made a mistake down in the offices. 1005 01:10:17,797 --> 01:10:20,757 You want to get down there, get that sorted. 1006 01:10:21,718 --> 01:10:24,720 - That's someone having a joke. - I don't think so. 1007 01:10:25,513 --> 01:10:27,598 Let me have a look at that. 1008 01:10:34,522 --> 01:10:37,524 I'm ever so sorry, sweetheart. 1009 01:10:39,444 --> 01:10:43,864 [Crying] It must be a bit of a disappointment, poor girl. 1010 01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:50,370 Look, I really think you ought to see these documents. 1011 01:10:50,997 --> 01:10:52,873 Why? What is it? 1012 01:10:52,957 --> 01:10:57,878 Why don't we, uh, go somewhere and have ̶̶ and sit down? 1013 01:10:57,962 --> 01:11:00,714 No, I think I better be going, darling. 1014 01:11:00,798 --> 01:11:03,634 Look, you've come all this way. Please. 1015 01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:08,513 Let's go and have a cup of tea or something. 1016 01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:10,807 There's places down there. 1017 01:11:12,393 --> 01:11:13,560 Come on. 1018 01:11:25,698 --> 01:11:28,742 I hope you find your mum, sweetheart. 1019 01:11:28,826 --> 01:11:30,118 You keep looking. 1020 01:11:30,203 --> 01:11:32,412 - Go on. - No, thanks. I don't smoke. 1021 01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:34,706 Nor should you. 1022 01:11:35,333 --> 01:11:37,626 My daughter smokes like a chimney. 1023 01:11:38,252 --> 01:11:40,963 - You've got a daughter? - Yeah. 1024 01:11:44,008 --> 01:11:46,009 Ain't never been in here before. 1025 01:11:48,096 --> 01:11:50,764 They shouldn't go raising your hopes like that. 1026 01:11:50,848 --> 01:11:52,182 It ain't fair. 1027 01:11:54,102 --> 01:11:55,727 Is this your signature? 1028 01:12:01,859 --> 01:12:03,443 This is stupid. 1029 01:12:03,528 --> 01:12:06,446 I don't understand it. 1030 01:12:06,531 --> 01:12:09,032 I mean, I can't be your mother, can I? 1031 01:12:09,117 --> 01:12:11,827 - Why not? - Well, look at me! 1032 01:12:11,911 --> 01:12:13,328 What? 1033 01:12:13,413 --> 01:12:16,039 Listen, I don't mean nothing by it, darling, 1034 01:12:16,124 --> 01:12:18,834 but I ain't never been with a Black man in my life. 1035 01:12:18,918 --> 01:12:21,086 No disrespect nor nothing. 1036 01:12:22,005 --> 01:12:24,423 I'd have remembered, wouldn't I? 1037 01:12:36,728 --> 01:12:39,104 Oh, bloody hell. 1038 01:12:44,152 --> 01:12:48,780 Oh, Jesus Christ Almighty! 1039 01:13:01,586 --> 01:13:04,838 I'm sorry, sweetheart. 1040 01:13:12,972 --> 01:13:15,599 I'm so ashamed. 1041 01:13:17,351 --> 01:13:19,144 You shouldn't be ashamed. 1042 01:13:25,526 --> 01:13:27,527 I can't look at you. 1043 01:13:30,907 --> 01:13:32,324 I didn't know, sweetheart. 1044 01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:34,951 Honest, I didn't know. 1045 01:13:35,036 --> 01:13:36,286 What didn't you know? 1046 01:13:36,370 --> 01:13:39,122 I didn't know you was Black! 1047 01:13:40,875 --> 01:13:42,209 See, I ̶̶ 1048 01:13:43,127 --> 01:13:46,588 I thought they got the dates all wrong. 1049 01:13:48,257 --> 01:13:52,469 All this time, I thought you was born six weeks premature, 1050 01:13:52,553 --> 01:13:54,012 but you weren't! 1051 01:13:56,974 --> 01:13:58,600 You wasn't. 1052 01:14:07,485 --> 01:14:08,777 Who was he? 1053 01:14:10,196 --> 01:14:12,739 You don't wanna know that, darling. 1054 01:14:12,824 --> 01:14:13,949 I do. 1055 01:14:15,284 --> 01:14:19,579 Listen, I want to be honest with you, but I can't tell you that, sweetheart. 1056 01:14:19,664 --> 01:14:27,664 I'm sorry. 1057 01:14:35,972 --> 01:14:37,472 Look at you. 1058 01:14:42,353 --> 01:14:46,189 I expect I'm a bit of a disappointment to you, ain't I? 1059 01:14:46,274 --> 01:14:47,357 No. 1060 01:14:48,359 --> 01:14:50,652 You don't have to say that, darling. 1061 01:14:50,736 --> 01:14:52,028 I know. 1062 01:14:52,738 --> 01:14:56,533 You've been better off without me, I can tell you that much. 1063 01:14:56,617 --> 01:14:58,952 I done you a good turn. 1064 01:15:01,831 --> 01:15:03,665 Your tea's getting cold. 1065 01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:17,846 What's your mum like, then? 1066 01:15:19,515 --> 01:15:22,142 Does she mind you looking for me? 1067 01:15:22,226 --> 01:15:23,685 My mum died recently. 1068 01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:25,854 [Gasps] Oh, I'm sorry. 1069 01:15:27,815 --> 01:15:29,774 What about your dad? 1070 01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:31,860 He's dead and all. 1071 01:15:41,704 --> 01:15:43,246 Are you married? 1072 01:15:43,331 --> 01:15:46,625 No, no, um, I ain't, uh... 1073 01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:49,961 I ain't married, sweetheart. 1074 01:15:52,340 --> 01:15:53,548 [Sniffles] 1075 01:15:56,344 --> 01:15:58,261 - Are you? - No. 1076 01:15:58,346 --> 01:16:00,889 I'll bet you've got a boyfriend, though, ain't ya? 1077 01:16:00,973 --> 01:16:02,515 No, not at the moment. 1078 01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:05,393 A nice-looking girl like you? 1079 01:16:11,067 --> 01:16:12,567 Have you got a boyfriend? 1080 01:16:12,652 --> 01:16:15,195 I give them all a wide berth. 1081 01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:18,281 They got me into enough trouble in the past, ain't they? 1082 01:16:18,366 --> 01:16:20,367 [Laughing] 1083 01:16:31,754 --> 01:16:33,171 [Sobbing] 1084 01:16:48,980 --> 01:16:50,397 You got a job, have you? 1085 01:16:50,481 --> 01:16:52,607 - Yeah. - That's good. 1086 01:16:54,735 --> 01:16:56,027 What doing? 1087 01:16:56,112 --> 01:16:58,822 - I'm an optometrist. - Eh? 1088 01:16:58,906 --> 01:17:00,407 I test eyes. 1089 01:17:01,075 --> 01:17:02,200 Optician. 1090 01:17:02,868 --> 01:17:04,536 Oh, yeah? 1091 01:17:06,747 --> 01:17:08,331 Well... 1092 01:17:10,793 --> 01:17:12,877 there's a turn up. 1093 01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:16,214 What do you do? 1094 01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:19,426 I work in a factory. 1095 01:17:20,886 --> 01:17:22,345 Do you like it? 1096 01:17:22,430 --> 01:17:24,139 Pays the rent. 1097 01:17:27,435 --> 01:17:29,060 How about your daughter? 1098 01:17:31,188 --> 01:17:33,398 She works for the Council. 1099 01:17:34,442 --> 01:17:35,942 Have you got any sisters? 1100 01:17:36,027 --> 01:17:37,777 No, two brothers. 1101 01:17:38,404 --> 01:17:40,030 Are they, um... 1102 01:17:41,115 --> 01:17:42,282 adopted? 1103 01:17:42,366 --> 01:17:43,658 No. 1104 01:17:45,161 --> 01:17:46,953 What they do? 1105 01:17:47,038 --> 01:17:50,790 One's a computer salesman and the other one's got his own garage. 1106 01:17:52,251 --> 01:17:56,338 I bet your mum was proud of you, wasn't she? 1107 01:17:57,089 --> 01:17:58,256 Yeah, she was. 1108 01:17:58,341 --> 01:18:00,300 Yeah, of course she was. 1109 01:18:00,384 --> 01:18:02,260 I'd have been proud. 1110 01:18:14,690 --> 01:18:16,483 Why didn't you want to see me? 1111 01:18:17,568 --> 01:18:21,029 Well, 'cause nobody knows about you, sweetheart. 1112 01:18:21,113 --> 01:18:24,032 I don't want to upset my daughter, do I? 1113 01:18:25,242 --> 01:18:27,327 I mean, when I was born. 1114 01:18:29,497 --> 01:18:31,122 I couldn't. 1115 01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:34,542 I was too upset, see? 1116 01:18:34,627 --> 01:18:36,878 They wanted me to look at you. 1117 01:18:36,962 --> 01:18:40,882 They wanted me to hold you, but I couldn't. I just couldn't. 1118 01:18:42,968 --> 01:18:48,306 I didn't know if I was coming or going. I was only a little girl meself, 16. 1119 01:18:49,433 --> 01:18:51,434 I didn't have no choice. 1120 01:18:53,312 --> 01:18:55,814 If I had seen you, I'd have wanted to keep you. 1121 01:18:55,898 --> 01:18:58,983 You do believe me, don't you, sweetheart? 1122 01:19:06,409 --> 01:19:09,119 I don't blame you, darling. 1123 01:19:19,213 --> 01:19:21,256 You only just found out? 1124 01:19:21,340 --> 01:19:22,549 No. 1125 01:19:22,633 --> 01:19:24,551 I've known since I was seven. 1126 01:19:24,635 --> 01:19:28,138 - What, your mum and dad told ya, did they? - Yeah, they did. 1127 01:19:29,348 --> 01:19:31,766 They sound like nice people. 1128 01:19:32,393 --> 01:19:33,601 Yeah. 1129 01:19:34,687 --> 01:19:38,022 My mum told me on the plane on our way back from Barbados. 1130 01:19:38,941 --> 01:19:40,608 Little girl. 1131 01:19:42,820 --> 01:19:44,487 Was you upset? 1132 01:19:46,782 --> 01:19:49,075 I just looked out at the clouds. 1133 01:20:11,932 --> 01:20:13,892 Haven't you ever thought about me? 1134 01:20:14,685 --> 01:20:17,437 Yeah, of course I have. 1135 01:20:18,314 --> 01:20:21,691 But 'tain't no good pining over what you ain't got, is it? 1136 01:20:23,235 --> 01:20:24,944 But didn't you think I'd look for you? 1137 01:20:26,155 --> 01:20:29,073 No, I didn't, as it happens. 1138 01:20:30,534 --> 01:20:32,577 Wish you hadn't bothered now, don't you? 1139 01:20:32,661 --> 01:20:34,370 No. 1140 01:20:34,997 --> 01:20:36,539 I'm glad. 1141 01:20:38,334 --> 01:20:41,377 I don't want to disrupt your family or anything. 1142 01:20:42,254 --> 01:20:44,088 I just had to see you. 1143 01:20:47,176 --> 01:20:48,968 I had to know who you were. 1144 01:20:50,262 --> 01:20:51,387 Listen... 1145 01:20:52,765 --> 01:20:56,392 I want to wish you all the best, sweetheart, whatever you do. 1146 01:20:57,102 --> 01:20:59,395 And I'll be thinking of you. 1147 01:21:38,185 --> 01:21:39,811 Bit quiet, ain't you? 1148 01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:41,938 What's up? 1149 01:21:43,065 --> 01:21:45,608 - Are you going out? - Yeah, in a bit. 1150 01:21:46,735 --> 01:21:47,860 You feeling all right? 1151 01:21:47,945 --> 01:21:51,990 Oh, there's nothing the matter with me, sweetheart. Nothing at all. 1152 01:21:54,994 --> 01:21:57,412 - Did you find anything today? - Frozen chicken. 1153 01:21:59,290 --> 01:22:01,374 - What, in the road? - No, in a bin. 1154 01:22:03,502 --> 01:22:05,169 Still cold. 1155 01:22:05,796 --> 01:22:07,255 Some dirty magazines. 1156 01:22:08,882 --> 01:22:10,925 - Do you bring them home? - No. 1157 01:22:14,555 --> 01:22:16,514 Still, I suppose there are worse jobs. 1158 01:22:20,185 --> 01:22:22,312 Gotta laugh, ain't you, sweetheart? 1159 01:22:25,357 --> 01:22:26,441 Else you'd cry. 1160 01:22:55,054 --> 01:22:57,055 [Phone ringing] 1161 01:22:59,099 --> 01:23:01,559 - Hello? - Is that Hortense? 1162 01:23:01,644 --> 01:23:02,810 Speaking. 1163 01:23:03,395 --> 01:23:04,520 It's Cynthia. 1164 01:23:05,481 --> 01:23:06,564 Hello. 1165 01:23:07,650 --> 01:23:09,734 I didn't think you'd be in. 1166 01:23:09,818 --> 01:23:11,235 I am. 1167 01:23:12,780 --> 01:23:14,822 Well, I just, um, 1168 01:23:14,907 --> 01:23:17,075 wanted to ring up and say... 1169 01:23:17,826 --> 01:23:20,620 how nice it was to meet you yesterday, that's all. 1170 01:23:21,538 --> 01:23:22,872 Thank you. 1171 01:23:24,291 --> 01:23:26,167 Been thinking about you all day. 1172 01:23:26,877 --> 01:23:28,503 I've been thinking about you. 1173 01:23:29,129 --> 01:23:31,005 Yeah, well, um... 1174 01:23:32,341 --> 01:23:34,342 I just wanted to say that. 1175 01:23:36,804 --> 01:23:38,346 Thank you. 1176 01:23:38,889 --> 01:23:42,141 I don't know what to say now. Daft, ain't it? [laughs] 1177 01:23:46,105 --> 01:23:47,397 Got home all right, did you? 1178 01:23:48,565 --> 01:23:49,816 Yeah, thank you. 1179 01:23:59,118 --> 01:24:00,910 What have you been doing today? 1180 01:24:00,994 --> 01:24:03,246 Oh, just out the back sunning meself. 1181 01:24:04,832 --> 01:24:06,249 What you been doing? 1182 01:24:06,333 --> 01:24:07,750 Just chilling out, really. 1183 01:24:07,835 --> 01:24:10,420 - Yeah, hot, ain't it? - Yeah. 1184 01:24:13,173 --> 01:24:16,259 Well, that's all I wanted to say, sweetheart. 1185 01:24:18,303 --> 01:24:19,846 Ta-ra, then. 1186 01:24:19,930 --> 01:24:21,681 I'd really like to see you again. 1187 01:24:23,267 --> 01:24:24,934 - Would you? - Yeah. 1188 01:24:25,018 --> 01:24:26,394 Oh, that'd be nice. 1189 01:24:27,563 --> 01:24:28,980 Do you like Italian food? 1190 01:24:29,064 --> 01:24:31,649 Yeah. Eat anything, me. 1191 01:24:31,734 --> 01:24:33,776 Chinese, kebabs, the lot. 1192 01:24:33,861 --> 01:24:35,945 [Laughs] 1193 01:24:36,029 --> 01:24:37,905 - What? - Nothing. 1194 01:24:38,699 --> 01:24:39,699 It's great. 1195 01:24:58,093 --> 01:24:59,927 [Maurice] And... 1196 01:25:00,846 --> 01:25:03,264 - [camera winding] - Great. Other side, please. 1197 01:25:06,018 --> 01:25:08,186 And... 1198 01:25:08,896 --> 01:25:12,106 Lovely. So if you'd bring your face round this way, please? 1199 01:25:12,191 --> 01:25:13,441 Can you shut the door, please? 1200 01:25:15,444 --> 01:25:16,736 Yeah, sure. 1201 01:25:22,242 --> 01:25:23,409 Sorry. 1202 01:25:25,954 --> 01:25:27,789 So who did your original photographs? 1203 01:25:27,873 --> 01:25:32,084 My dad, actually, but my solicitor said that they weren't good enough. 1204 01:25:32,169 --> 01:25:34,504 Do you have a police photographer? 1205 01:25:34,588 --> 01:25:35,797 No. 1206 01:25:35,881 --> 01:25:37,715 I'm just gonna come in a bit closer, 1207 01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:40,176 so I hope you don't suffer from claustrophobia. 1208 01:25:40,260 --> 01:25:41,761 No, I don't, actually. 1209 01:25:41,845 --> 01:25:43,221 That's good. 1210 01:25:48,477 --> 01:25:51,145 Okay, so I'm just gonna move your ̶̶ 1211 01:25:51,230 --> 01:25:53,314 - Thank you. - Sorry. 1212 01:25:53,398 --> 01:25:54,565 That's great. 1213 01:25:56,193 --> 01:25:57,902 Okay, and... 1214 01:25:59,488 --> 01:26:00,905 A little bit closer. 1215 01:26:05,953 --> 01:26:07,286 Now... 1216 01:26:08,163 --> 01:26:09,956 I know this isn't very nice... 1217 01:26:11,083 --> 01:26:12,792 but it's gotta be done, hasn't it? 1218 01:26:15,087 --> 01:26:18,130 - I want them to look as bad as possible. - Of course. 1219 01:26:20,092 --> 01:26:22,802 I lost my job. I was good at my job. 1220 01:26:22,886 --> 01:26:24,345 What did you do? 1221 01:26:25,347 --> 01:26:27,223 I'm a beauty consultant. 1222 01:26:28,725 --> 01:26:31,519 Okay, and if you'd just bring your chin up. Put it up here. 1223 01:26:31,603 --> 01:26:33,813 Lovely and... that's it. 1224 01:26:36,608 --> 01:26:38,150 So what actually happened to you? 1225 01:26:40,904 --> 01:26:43,281 My seat belt was broken. I went through the windscreen. 1226 01:26:45,617 --> 01:26:48,035 It wasn't my car. I wasn't driving. It wasn't my fault. 1227 01:26:49,079 --> 01:26:51,080 - Yeah, you said. - It wasn't! 1228 01:26:52,958 --> 01:26:53,958 You okay? 1229 01:26:55,127 --> 01:26:56,294 Mm-hmm. 1230 01:27:00,507 --> 01:27:02,174 Did the driver sustain any injuries? 1231 01:27:02,259 --> 01:27:03,759 No, unfortunately. 1232 01:27:04,928 --> 01:27:06,888 He's obviously not in your good books. 1233 01:27:06,972 --> 01:27:09,307 I haven't seen him since. I don't want to see him, either. 1234 01:27:09,391 --> 01:27:11,225 Life isn't fair, is it? 1235 01:27:12,394 --> 01:27:14,812 Someone always draws the short straw. 1236 01:27:16,607 --> 01:27:18,733 Okay, that's very good. Yeah. 1237 01:27:20,819 --> 01:27:21,861 One more. 1238 01:27:24,448 --> 01:27:26,032 - Here's your receipt. - Thank you. 1239 01:27:26,116 --> 01:27:28,409 Give us a ring in the morning, we'll see what we can do. 1240 01:27:28,493 --> 01:27:31,120 - Fine. - Bye, then. 1241 01:27:31,204 --> 01:27:32,997 Mind how you go. 1242 01:27:35,876 --> 01:27:38,336 Oh, Maurice, that's terrible. 1243 01:27:39,129 --> 01:27:40,880 How'd she do that, then? 1244 01:27:40,964 --> 01:27:42,131 [Maurice] Car crash. 1245 01:27:42,215 --> 01:27:45,051 [Jane] Oh, she's so lovely. 1246 01:27:45,135 --> 01:27:48,137 - [Maurice] Not anymore, she isn't. - [Jane] It's tragic. 1247 01:27:48,221 --> 01:27:50,556 [Maurice] She's getting some ear hole from that dosser now. 1248 01:27:50,641 --> 01:27:53,392 Oh, he's been looking at me. Gives me the creeps. 1249 01:27:59,358 --> 01:28:00,608 I don't believe it. 1250 01:28:02,152 --> 01:28:04,445 [Jane] How much money do you think she'd get, then? 1251 01:28:05,197 --> 01:28:08,199 - What? - Insurance. 1252 01:28:08,283 --> 01:28:11,285 Oh, if she's lucky, 15, 20 grand. 1253 01:28:11,370 --> 01:28:13,496 Don't know what I'd do if it happened to me. 1254 01:28:14,581 --> 01:28:16,415 Think I'd kill meself. 1255 01:28:23,924 --> 01:28:25,758 - Hello. - Hiya. 1256 01:28:25,842 --> 01:28:28,386 - Didn't expect to see you. - Oh, I'm terribly sorry. 1257 01:28:28,470 --> 01:28:29,887 Hello, Monica! 1258 01:28:29,972 --> 01:28:31,138 Hi, Jane. 1259 01:28:32,265 --> 01:28:34,433 Just been for a facial. I'm dying for a cup of tea. 1260 01:28:34,518 --> 01:28:36,727 - Over there. - What? 1261 01:28:36,812 --> 01:28:39,105 - That bloke. - What bloke? 1262 01:28:39,189 --> 01:28:41,273 - See who it is? - [Monica] What, by the lamppost? 1263 01:28:41,358 --> 01:28:44,527 [Maurice] Yeah. It's Stuart Christian, isn't it? 1264 01:28:44,611 --> 01:28:45,861 No. 1265 01:28:45,946 --> 01:28:47,196 It is. 1266 01:28:48,365 --> 01:28:49,740 But he's in Sydney. 1267 01:28:49,825 --> 01:28:50,908 Is he? 1268 01:28:52,327 --> 01:28:54,078 He's coming over. 1269 01:28:54,162 --> 01:28:55,871 [Maurice] Doesn't look very well, does he? 1270 01:28:55,956 --> 01:28:57,206 It's that man! 1271 01:28:57,290 --> 01:28:59,083 [Maurice] It's all right, Jane. We know him. 1272 01:28:59,167 --> 01:29:01,460 - Do ya? - What does he want? 1273 01:29:01,545 --> 01:29:02,878 God knows. 1274 01:29:02,963 --> 01:29:06,257 - Well, it's over to you then, buster. - Thanks very much. 1275 01:29:10,470 --> 01:29:12,013 Hello, Stuart. 1276 01:29:13,015 --> 01:29:15,850 - [Stuart] Maurice. - [Door closes] 1277 01:29:15,934 --> 01:29:17,351 Long time, no see. 1278 01:29:17,436 --> 01:29:18,728 Yeah. 1279 01:29:19,604 --> 01:29:21,063 How's things? 1280 01:29:21,148 --> 01:29:22,857 Fine, thanks. Fine. 1281 01:29:22,941 --> 01:29:24,108 Good. 1282 01:29:25,068 --> 01:29:26,402 You're looking well. 1283 01:29:27,487 --> 01:29:29,697 - You're still here, then? - Yup. 1284 01:29:30,741 --> 01:29:31,949 Good. 1285 01:29:33,493 --> 01:29:35,661 I thought we'd lost you to Australia. 1286 01:29:36,329 --> 01:29:37,997 Well... 1287 01:29:41,835 --> 01:29:43,169 How's the wife and kids? 1288 01:29:43,253 --> 01:29:45,421 - Maureen. - Monica. Haven't got any kids. 1289 01:29:45,505 --> 01:29:47,965 - [Stuart] Haven't you? - No. She's great, thanks. 1290 01:29:49,259 --> 01:29:51,093 - Good on you, mate. - [Chuckles] 1291 01:30:04,983 --> 01:30:08,194 - You still in the game? - Look at all this. 1292 01:30:08,987 --> 01:30:10,529 What are you doing? 1293 01:30:11,698 --> 01:30:14,450 It's lost its style, Maurice. 1294 01:30:14,534 --> 01:30:15,993 Has it? 1295 01:30:16,078 --> 01:30:18,037 Looks like a dentist's waiting room. 1296 01:30:19,039 --> 01:30:21,040 [Chuckling] 1297 01:30:23,460 --> 01:30:25,377 I'd kill for a cup of tea. 1298 01:30:26,963 --> 01:30:32,301 If you're 21 or a millionaire, it's great. 1299 01:30:33,011 --> 01:30:37,223 Or you've got nine kids, you're fine. 1300 01:30:37,307 --> 01:30:38,682 Brilliant. 1301 01:30:38,767 --> 01:30:40,226 Open arms. 1302 01:30:41,061 --> 01:30:42,937 But for guys like you and me, 1303 01:30:43,730 --> 01:30:46,482 it doesn't matter how good you are, forget it. 1304 01:30:48,860 --> 01:30:52,196 But it was an experience, and now I'm back. 1305 01:30:52,280 --> 01:30:54,365 That's too bad. 1306 01:30:54,449 --> 01:30:56,784 You were full of such big plans as well. 1307 01:30:56,868 --> 01:30:58,494 [Stuart] Well, it's a big place. 1308 01:30:58,578 --> 01:31:01,497 - That's true. - Too fucking big. 1309 01:31:03,375 --> 01:31:06,544 You're looking as gorgeous as ever, Monica. 1310 01:31:09,005 --> 01:31:12,007 So, Stuart, you thinking about setting up again? 1311 01:31:12,092 --> 01:31:13,509 No, forget it. 1312 01:31:14,344 --> 01:31:16,262 Too much of a pain. 1313 01:31:16,346 --> 01:31:18,764 You know what it's like, Maurice. 1314 01:31:18,849 --> 01:31:22,560 You sweat your balls off for years, you try and make people happy, 1315 01:31:22,644 --> 01:31:24,270 and what do you get back? 1316 01:31:24,354 --> 01:31:25,479 Nothing. 1317 01:31:26,231 --> 01:31:27,231 [Monica] Thanks. 1318 01:31:32,737 --> 01:31:35,823 And by the way, Stuart, this is Jane, my assistant. 1319 01:31:35,907 --> 01:31:38,534 This is Mr. Christian, the gentleman I bought the business from. 1320 01:31:38,618 --> 01:31:39,618 Hello. 1321 01:31:39,703 --> 01:31:41,328 Hiya, Jane. 1322 01:31:43,165 --> 01:31:44,665 I hope he's treating you well. 1323 01:31:45,375 --> 01:31:48,210 - He's all right. - You can work for me anytime. 1324 01:31:48,295 --> 01:31:50,796 I'm all right where I am, thank you. 1325 01:31:57,721 --> 01:32:00,723 Your wife must have been sorry to come back. 1326 01:32:00,807 --> 01:32:01,807 Which wife? 1327 01:32:03,643 --> 01:32:05,561 Oh, that bitch. 1328 01:32:06,313 --> 01:32:08,272 She never came out there in the first place. 1329 01:32:09,733 --> 01:32:10,733 No? 1330 01:32:11,443 --> 01:32:13,360 So where are you living at the moment, Stuart? 1331 01:32:13,445 --> 01:32:15,029 - Down at Grays. - Essex? 1332 01:32:15,113 --> 01:32:17,239 Yeah, my mum's place. 1333 01:32:17,324 --> 01:32:20,367 - [Maurice] Must be nice for her. - Having her boy to fuss over. 1334 01:32:20,452 --> 01:32:21,619 She's dead. 1335 01:32:23,371 --> 01:32:25,497 She died when I was still in Bangkok. 1336 01:32:26,208 --> 01:32:27,666 Oh... 1337 01:32:30,962 --> 01:32:33,547 - [Maurice] Sorry to hear that. - [Monica] That's a shame. 1338 01:32:34,424 --> 01:32:36,467 Didn't see much of her, anyway. 1339 01:32:38,386 --> 01:32:39,929 It's my dad I miss. 1340 01:32:43,433 --> 01:32:45,226 You win some, you lose some. 1341 01:33:04,913 --> 01:33:07,164 You must have had some lovely weather in Australia. 1342 01:33:07,249 --> 01:33:08,249 Too hot. 1343 01:33:10,835 --> 01:33:14,255 It's too hot over there, it's too cold over here. 1344 01:33:28,645 --> 01:33:30,312 Hasn't changed much in here. 1345 01:33:30,397 --> 01:33:31,897 [Maurice] Just a lick of paint. 1346 01:33:33,024 --> 01:33:34,608 Still got the Bronica, then? 1347 01:33:34,693 --> 01:33:35,776 Yup. 1348 01:33:37,487 --> 01:33:41,240 I should have thought you'd be able to afford a Hasselblad by now, Maurice. 1349 01:33:41,324 --> 01:33:42,449 I can. 1350 01:33:44,703 --> 01:33:46,120 Well off, are you? 1351 01:33:46,204 --> 01:33:48,664 [Scoffs] Surviving, mate. 1352 01:33:51,334 --> 01:33:52,459 Yeah. 1353 01:33:53,295 --> 01:33:56,422 You've done very well out of my business, haven't you? 1354 01:33:56,506 --> 01:33:58,007 [Maurice] My business. 1355 01:33:58,091 --> 01:34:00,676 - [Stuart] No, it's my business, Maurice. - No, Stuart, no. 1356 01:34:00,760 --> 01:34:03,429 Used to be your business. I bought it from you. It's my business. 1357 01:34:03,513 --> 01:34:06,015 Listen. This was an antiques shop. 1358 01:34:06,099 --> 01:34:07,850 - That's right. - There was nothing here. 1359 01:34:07,934 --> 01:34:08,976 That's right. I know. 1360 01:34:09,060 --> 01:34:12,438 I gave you my goodwill, I gave you my clientele, 1361 01:34:12,522 --> 01:34:14,440 I gave you my fucking reputation. 1362 01:34:14,524 --> 01:34:16,650 You gave me nothing, Stuart. 1363 01:34:16,735 --> 01:34:18,777 With all due respect, your client list was shit. 1364 01:34:18,862 --> 01:34:19,903 It wasn't. 1365 01:34:20,947 --> 01:34:22,448 I followed it up. 1366 01:34:22,532 --> 01:34:25,993 I wrote to them, I rang them, I didn't get one bite. 1367 01:34:26,077 --> 01:34:29,371 Now, if there's any success in this shop, it's down to me. 1368 01:34:29,456 --> 01:34:30,664 That's bollocks! 1369 01:34:30,749 --> 01:34:32,875 No, it's not bollocks, Stuart. It's the truth. 1370 01:34:32,959 --> 01:34:35,461 - How many weddings do you do? - Oh, enough. 1371 01:34:35,545 --> 01:34:38,047 - How many? - Oh, about 40 a year. 1372 01:34:38,131 --> 01:34:40,466 - I used to do 140. - What, personally? 1373 01:34:40,550 --> 01:34:43,260 No, not personally, no. Nobody does them personally. 1374 01:34:43,345 --> 01:34:45,637 - I do. - Well, then, you're a bloody fool. 1375 01:34:45,722 --> 01:34:47,848 You get people in, get them out there. 1376 01:34:47,932 --> 01:34:50,601 If the work's there, take it. You gotta grab it while you can. 1377 01:34:50,685 --> 01:34:52,485 It's not in my interest to get some tosser in. 1378 01:34:52,562 --> 01:34:55,356 I mean, I'll have no control. He could fuck up my reputation. 1379 01:34:55,440 --> 01:34:56,982 I'm not a tosser! 1380 01:34:57,067 --> 01:34:59,193 - I didn't say you were. - I'm not a fucking tosser! 1381 01:34:59,277 --> 01:35:00,444 I'm not talking about you. 1382 01:35:00,528 --> 01:35:03,008 - Don't call me a tosser! - I wasn't talking about you, Stuart! 1383 01:35:04,532 --> 01:35:05,949 [Stuart] I can still do it! 1384 01:35:07,577 --> 01:35:09,203 I've still got an eye. 1385 01:35:10,205 --> 01:35:11,789 They can't teach you that. 1386 01:35:13,416 --> 01:35:15,125 I'm still a photographer! 1387 01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:17,127 Of course you are. 1388 01:35:22,842 --> 01:35:25,010 So if you want someone to help you out, 1389 01:35:25,845 --> 01:35:27,304 no worries, mate. 1390 01:35:32,602 --> 01:35:33,894 I'll be all right. 1391 01:35:34,521 --> 01:35:36,021 Right. Right, right. 1392 01:35:36,815 --> 01:35:39,316 I see what you're saying, Stuart, yeah. 1393 01:35:39,401 --> 01:35:40,901 I'll bear it in mind. 1394 01:35:40,985 --> 01:35:42,528 You can lend me a camera. 1395 01:35:42,612 --> 01:35:43,821 Yeah, sure. 1396 01:35:44,781 --> 01:35:46,323 I had mine nicked. 1397 01:35:53,915 --> 01:35:55,040 Yeah, great. 1398 01:35:57,836 --> 01:35:59,294 Thanks. 1399 01:35:59,379 --> 01:36:00,629 Sure. 1400 01:36:12,600 --> 01:36:15,269 [Monica] I thought we were never gonna get rid of him. 1401 01:36:16,229 --> 01:36:18,147 There but for the grace of God. 1402 01:36:41,588 --> 01:36:43,255 Tea's on the table! 1403 01:36:43,339 --> 01:36:44,756 All right. 1404 01:36:51,848 --> 01:36:54,766 - Ain't you having none? - No. 1405 01:36:54,851 --> 01:36:56,393 Why not? 1406 01:36:59,689 --> 01:37:01,023 I'm going out. 1407 01:37:02,400 --> 01:37:03,817 Where are you going? 1408 01:37:05,612 --> 01:37:08,280 [TV: Clattering, person gasps] 1409 01:37:08,364 --> 01:37:10,032 I'm off now then, sweetheart. 1410 01:37:10,116 --> 01:37:11,658 Ain't you gonna tell me where? 1411 01:37:11,743 --> 01:37:13,494 You never tell me where you're going. 1412 01:37:13,578 --> 01:37:15,037 You don't never go nowhere. 1413 01:37:15,121 --> 01:37:16,997 Well, I'm going somewhere tonight. 1414 01:37:17,081 --> 01:37:18,832 - Ta-ra. - Have fun. 1415 01:37:18,917 --> 01:37:20,459 [Cynthia] Don't wait up. 1416 01:37:26,424 --> 01:37:28,759 She's been acting right funny. 1417 01:37:28,843 --> 01:37:31,720 - Where's she gone? - Who the fuck knows? She won't tell us. 1418 01:37:32,514 --> 01:37:34,181 He's all right, though, Maurice. 1419 01:37:34,265 --> 01:37:36,266 He's always got plenty of wine in and that. 1420 01:37:36,351 --> 01:37:38,769 - We'll get well pissed. - Yeah, nice one. 1421 01:37:43,691 --> 01:37:46,735 I'm a little bit shy of you, to tell you the truth, sweetheart. 1422 01:37:46,819 --> 01:37:48,904 Of me? Oh, you shouldn't be. 1423 01:37:48,988 --> 01:37:51,782 And look at you, sitting there. 1424 01:37:52,450 --> 01:37:55,244 - You look like a model. - [Laughs] Oh, do I? 1425 01:37:55,328 --> 01:37:57,955 I bet you was a pretty little girl. Weren't you? 1426 01:37:58,039 --> 01:37:59,581 Yeah, lovely. 1427 01:38:01,834 --> 01:38:05,587 Don't do that. You'll stay like it. 1428 01:38:06,256 --> 01:38:09,174 Stop it! Don't spoil it. 1429 01:38:10,843 --> 01:38:13,303 I used to drive my mum mad pulling faces. 1430 01:38:13,388 --> 01:38:16,181 Did you? Bet she was a laugh, wasn't she? 1431 01:38:16,266 --> 01:38:17,349 No, not really. 1432 01:38:17,433 --> 01:38:19,226 Thought you said she was a midwife. 1433 01:38:19,310 --> 01:38:20,936 Yeah, she was. 1434 01:38:21,020 --> 01:38:24,523 Oh, I'd like to have been one of them. I love babies. 1435 01:38:28,528 --> 01:38:30,946 - I'm sorry, darling. - It's all right. 1436 01:38:32,073 --> 01:38:34,366 - Cheers. - Cheers. 1437 01:38:37,495 --> 01:38:40,455 - Is that all right for you? - Yeah, it's lovely. 1438 01:38:40,540 --> 01:38:42,624 - Wet, innit? - [Chuckles] 1439 01:38:43,585 --> 01:38:46,211 Where's this food, then? I'm ravishing. 1440 01:38:47,505 --> 01:38:48,922 What? 1441 01:38:53,970 --> 01:38:57,139 I've got so many things I want to ask you, but I can't remember what they are. 1442 01:38:57,223 --> 01:38:59,600 Nice to have somebody to talk to, innit? 1443 01:39:00,852 --> 01:39:02,811 Give us your hand here. 1444 01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:08,442 God, you've got beautiful skin. 1445 01:39:09,611 --> 01:39:11,570 Right, let's have a look at you. 1446 01:39:12,780 --> 01:39:15,699 - What, can you read palms? - I used to. 1447 01:39:16,993 --> 01:39:18,285 I ain't done it for years. 1448 01:39:18,369 --> 01:39:20,370 Nobody's interested no more. 1449 01:39:20,455 --> 01:39:23,707 Now, if I didn't know you, I could see just by looking here 1450 01:39:23,791 --> 01:39:25,667 what a nice girl you are. 1451 01:39:26,377 --> 01:39:27,919 Big heart. 1452 01:39:28,004 --> 01:39:30,547 Oh, you're gonna live to a ripe old age and all. 1453 01:39:32,050 --> 01:39:33,592 Let's have a look. 1454 01:39:33,676 --> 01:39:35,260 - Couple of kids. - Wow. 1455 01:39:35,345 --> 01:39:37,846 - Do you want babies? - I'm not sure, really. 1456 01:39:37,930 --> 01:39:39,264 Oh, don't you? 1457 01:39:39,349 --> 01:39:41,058 Maybe. I don't know yet. 1458 01:39:41,142 --> 01:39:43,226 Yeah, of course you do. 1459 01:39:44,354 --> 01:39:47,606 - What star sign are you? - Leo. I'm on the cusp of Cancer. 1460 01:39:47,690 --> 01:39:49,232 When's your birthday? 1461 01:39:49,317 --> 01:39:53,987 Oh, it's the 23rd of July, ain't it? You'd think I'd know that, wouldn't ya? 1462 01:39:56,074 --> 01:39:59,076 - That was the other day, wasn't it? - Yeah, Sunday. 1463 01:39:59,160 --> 01:40:03,205 Well, why didn't you say nothing when I phoned ya? 1464 01:40:03,289 --> 01:40:05,374 - It's not a big deal. - Did you have a party? 1465 01:40:05,458 --> 01:40:07,793 - No. - What'd you do, then? 1466 01:40:07,877 --> 01:40:11,505 Stayed in, read me book, had a little drink. 1467 01:40:11,589 --> 01:40:13,215 - What, on your own? - Yeah. 1468 01:40:13,925 --> 01:40:15,926 Oh... 1469 01:40:16,010 --> 01:40:19,012 Well, happy birthday for Sunday, sweetheart. 1470 01:40:19,097 --> 01:40:20,972 Aw, thank you. 1471 01:40:22,767 --> 01:40:24,142 You're out now, ain't you? 1472 01:40:25,520 --> 01:40:29,314 - Yeah, in good company. - With your mum. 1473 01:40:52,588 --> 01:40:55,132 You thought about having some driving lessons? 1474 01:40:55,216 --> 01:40:57,467 - What for? - I could get you some for your birthday. 1475 01:40:57,552 --> 01:40:58,927 Don't be stupid. 1476 01:40:59,011 --> 01:41:02,055 Get yourself a little motor. Eh? 1477 01:41:02,140 --> 01:41:03,849 Ain't you going out tonight? 1478 01:41:03,933 --> 01:41:06,560 - No. - Why? What's happened? 1479 01:41:06,644 --> 01:41:08,270 - You going out? - Yeah, later. 1480 01:41:08,354 --> 01:41:09,954 - Where are you going? - Down to the pub. 1481 01:41:09,981 --> 01:41:12,607 - I hope you're taking care of yourself. - What do you mean? 1482 01:41:12,692 --> 01:41:14,985 You don't want to go getting knocked up, do ya? 1483 01:41:15,069 --> 01:41:17,028 Don't be so bloody cheeky. 1484 01:41:17,113 --> 01:41:18,613 Not at your age. 1485 01:41:39,969 --> 01:41:42,137 - All right? - Missed a bit, darling. 1486 01:41:48,311 --> 01:41:51,313 [No audible dialogue] 1487 01:42:15,880 --> 01:42:18,256 [Both laughing] 1488 01:42:21,385 --> 01:42:22,677 Who's this? 1489 01:42:22,762 --> 01:42:25,013 Oh, don't start with that again. 1490 01:42:26,182 --> 01:42:27,808 Come on. Who is it? 1491 01:42:27,892 --> 01:42:29,601 - 'Tain't me, is it? - No. 1492 01:42:29,685 --> 01:42:32,103 - Well, who? - Sylvester Stallone. 1493 01:42:32,188 --> 01:42:36,399 [Scoffs] I can't understand a word he says. 1494 01:42:36,484 --> 01:42:37,984 You like looking at him, though. 1495 01:42:38,069 --> 01:42:41,029 No, he ain't my sort. 1496 01:42:41,113 --> 01:42:43,573 - What is your type? - What, film star? 1497 01:42:43,658 --> 01:42:45,951 - Yeah. - Marlon. 1498 01:42:46,702 --> 01:42:48,954 I like a bloke with a bit of meat on him. 1499 01:42:50,540 --> 01:42:52,833 What sort of bloke do you go in for, then? 1500 01:42:52,917 --> 01:42:54,125 Hmm. 1501 01:42:55,878 --> 01:42:58,213 Intelligent, sensitive. 1502 01:42:58,297 --> 01:43:00,006 Well, don't you care what they look like? 1503 01:43:00,091 --> 01:43:02,551 Yeah, but they gotta have something going on upstairs. 1504 01:43:04,053 --> 01:43:06,555 You only have Black boyfriends, do you? 1505 01:43:06,639 --> 01:43:07,681 Yeah. 1506 01:43:11,978 --> 01:43:14,729 How do you look after yourself, then? 1507 01:43:14,814 --> 01:43:16,648 You know, if you don't wanna have babies. 1508 01:43:19,110 --> 01:43:20,485 Condoms. 1509 01:43:20,570 --> 01:43:22,696 Oh, well, you just stop at that, then, do you? 1510 01:43:22,780 --> 01:43:25,740 - Yeah, it's the best way, really. - Well, you can't be too careful. 1511 01:43:25,825 --> 01:43:28,076 - Can you, these days? - You gotta protect yourself. 1512 01:43:30,621 --> 01:43:32,581 It's my daughter's birthday next week. 1513 01:43:32,665 --> 01:43:34,541 - How old is she? - Twenty-one. 1514 01:43:34,625 --> 01:43:37,419 - Nice age. - Well, she's your sister now, really. 1515 01:43:37,503 --> 01:43:40,839 - Ain't she? - Yeah, I suppose she is. 1516 01:43:43,509 --> 01:43:44,759 Does she look like you? 1517 01:43:44,844 --> 01:43:46,136 Yeah, a bit. 1518 01:43:46,888 --> 01:43:49,556 You look more like me than she does. 1519 01:43:50,474 --> 01:43:52,183 We're the same build. 1520 01:43:53,477 --> 01:43:55,520 What are her eyes like? 1521 01:43:55,605 --> 01:43:56,646 Blue. 1522 01:44:00,067 --> 01:44:02,360 My brother's doing a party for her. 1523 01:44:03,321 --> 01:44:05,697 That's nice. At least it takes the strain off of you. 1524 01:44:05,781 --> 01:44:07,991 Yeah, well, there is that. 1525 01:44:09,327 --> 01:44:10,994 Shame you ain't coming, really. 1526 01:44:11,078 --> 01:44:13,330 - Ah. - Meet your new family. 1527 01:44:14,373 --> 01:44:16,291 Oh, sweetheart... 1528 01:44:16,959 --> 01:44:19,002 I nearly forgot! 1529 01:44:20,671 --> 01:44:23,673 - Happy birthday for Sunday. - Oh! 1530 01:44:23,758 --> 01:44:26,843 - Oh, you shouldn't have bothered. - Oh, 'tain't nothing much. 1531 01:44:32,683 --> 01:44:33,892 Oh. 1532 01:44:33,976 --> 01:44:35,435 Oh, thank you. 1533 01:44:37,063 --> 01:44:38,939 Don't start crying. 1534 01:44:39,523 --> 01:44:41,399 Perhaps I should ask him. 1535 01:44:41,484 --> 01:44:43,443 - What? - If I can take someone. 1536 01:44:43,527 --> 01:44:45,987 Oh, I don't know. It's a family thing, isn't it? 1537 01:44:46,072 --> 01:44:47,864 Well, you are family, ain't you? 1538 01:44:47,949 --> 01:44:49,532 I'm proud of you. 1539 01:44:51,911 --> 01:44:54,496 Listen, Maurice, sweetheart, 1540 01:44:54,580 --> 01:44:56,790 I wanted to ask you a favor. 1541 01:44:56,874 --> 01:44:58,667 [Maurice] Go ahead. What's that, then? 1542 01:44:58,751 --> 01:45:00,543 You know the party Sunday? 1543 01:45:00,628 --> 01:45:02,420 - Barbecue, yeah. - Yeah. 1544 01:45:03,297 --> 01:45:06,675 Can I bring a mate, sweetheart? 1545 01:45:09,553 --> 01:45:11,596 - Hello? - Is it a bloke? 1546 01:45:11,681 --> 01:45:13,515 Of course it ain't a bloke, you silly bugger. 1547 01:45:13,599 --> 01:45:15,600 Chance'd be a fine thing. 1548 01:45:15,685 --> 01:45:17,352 Who is it, then? 1549 01:45:17,436 --> 01:45:19,437 Oh, just someone at work. 1550 01:45:19,522 --> 01:45:21,648 We've been out a couple of times, 1551 01:45:21,732 --> 01:45:25,151 and I was meant to have seen her Sunday, only I forgot. 1552 01:45:25,236 --> 01:45:26,486 Is that all right, then? 1553 01:45:26,570 --> 01:45:29,698 - I suppose so. - What do you mean, you suppose so? 1554 01:45:29,782 --> 01:45:31,157 That'd be fine. 1555 01:45:31,242 --> 01:45:32,784 Smashing. 1556 01:45:32,868 --> 01:45:35,328 - I have to check it out, though. - Check it out? Who with? 1557 01:45:36,706 --> 01:45:39,290 Listen, uh, if I don't phone you back, bring her, all right? 1558 01:45:39,375 --> 01:45:41,209 I don't want to upset nobody. 1559 01:45:41,293 --> 01:45:42,919 No, don't worry. 1560 01:45:43,004 --> 01:45:44,129 Are you sure, then? 1561 01:45:44,213 --> 01:45:46,423 Yeah, yeah, no problem, yeah. 1562 01:45:46,507 --> 01:45:49,634 Okay, then, sweetheart. Looking forward to it. 1563 01:45:49,719 --> 01:45:52,137 All right, yeah, well, say hello to Roxanne for me. 1564 01:45:52,221 --> 01:45:54,139 Yeah. Ta-ra, then. 1565 01:45:54,223 --> 01:45:56,266 All right, ta. Bye, Cynth. 1566 01:45:57,351 --> 01:46:01,604 Listen, I spoke to my little brother today and he says it's all right. 1567 01:46:01,689 --> 01:46:03,815 So do you wanna come, then? 1568 01:46:04,942 --> 01:46:06,234 Oh, I don't know. 1569 01:46:06,318 --> 01:46:08,778 I told him you was me mate. 1570 01:46:08,863 --> 01:46:10,864 I'd still feel a bit awkward. 1571 01:46:10,948 --> 01:46:14,534 Oh, don't be daft, sweetheart. You'll be with me, won't ya? 1572 01:46:15,369 --> 01:46:16,578 It won't feel right. 1573 01:46:16,662 --> 01:46:18,872 I thought you wanted to come. 1574 01:46:19,540 --> 01:46:21,041 Yeah. 1575 01:46:21,125 --> 01:46:24,252 Well, of course, if you changed your mind... 1576 01:46:25,421 --> 01:46:27,005 I was looking forward to it. 1577 01:46:27,089 --> 01:46:28,715 Oh, I know. 1578 01:46:29,592 --> 01:46:30,884 What do you think, then? 1579 01:46:31,677 --> 01:46:33,720 - All right, I'll come. - You're coming? 1580 01:46:33,804 --> 01:46:36,222 - Yes. - All right then, sweetheart. 1581 01:46:36,307 --> 01:46:38,767 Listen, I'll give you a ring later in the week 1582 01:46:38,851 --> 01:46:40,451 and give you the address and everything. 1583 01:46:40,519 --> 01:46:41,728 Okay, then. 1584 01:46:41,812 --> 01:46:43,480 Okay. Ta-ra, then! 1585 01:46:43,564 --> 01:46:44,773 Bye-bye. 1586 01:46:49,820 --> 01:46:51,237 [Whispers] Jesus. 1587 01:46:53,824 --> 01:46:56,701 You should have just said yes. 1588 01:46:56,786 --> 01:46:59,954 Making me look like a... [sighs] 1589 01:47:00,039 --> 01:47:01,664 I can hardly say no now. 1590 01:47:01,749 --> 01:47:03,416 - It's up to you. - [Sighs] 1591 01:47:03,501 --> 01:47:06,002 I don't know anything about this person, whoever she is. 1592 01:47:06,087 --> 01:47:08,046 Some new mate. They've been out a few times. 1593 01:47:08,130 --> 01:47:10,590 [Sighs] Two hysterical nutters. 1594 01:47:10,674 --> 01:47:12,258 I'm just glad she's got a friend. 1595 01:47:12,343 --> 01:47:14,594 [Sighs] I'm gonna have a great time. 1596 01:47:14,678 --> 01:47:16,763 I thought I'd ask Jane as well. 1597 01:47:16,847 --> 01:47:18,973 Anybody else you want to invite? 1598 01:47:19,058 --> 01:47:21,434 I've only got four garden chairs. 1599 01:47:21,519 --> 01:47:23,228 [Chuckles] 1600 01:47:23,312 --> 01:47:26,231 Oh, give us two of them painkillers. 1601 01:47:29,151 --> 01:47:30,360 There you go. 1602 01:47:31,612 --> 01:47:33,363 Do you fancy some fish and chips? 1603 01:47:34,532 --> 01:47:36,366 Don't be sarcastic. 1604 01:47:36,450 --> 01:47:38,701 I wasn't. Sorry. 1605 01:48:09,150 --> 01:48:10,608 [Paul] Cheers, mate. 1606 01:48:13,737 --> 01:48:15,113 [Knocking] 1607 01:48:15,197 --> 01:48:17,574 [Car pulls away] 1608 01:48:18,784 --> 01:48:20,704 - [Cynthia] There's a bell here. - Don't do that! 1609 01:48:20,744 --> 01:48:22,745 - I've just done the knocker! - All right! 1610 01:48:23,914 --> 01:48:25,665 Hello there. 1611 01:48:25,749 --> 01:48:27,292 Hello, sweetheart. 1612 01:48:27,376 --> 01:48:29,043 You got here in one piece, then? 1613 01:48:29,128 --> 01:48:31,171 Long time, no see. 1614 01:48:31,255 --> 01:48:33,047 Yes, that's right. Thank you. 1615 01:48:33,132 --> 01:48:35,300 - Hello, birthday girl! - All right, Monica. 1616 01:48:35,384 --> 01:48:37,886 - Oh, look at you! - This is Paul. 1617 01:48:37,970 --> 01:48:39,345 - Hello, Paul. - How do you do? 1618 01:48:39,430 --> 01:48:41,110 - [Monica] Nice to meet you. - [Horn honks] 1619 01:48:41,182 --> 01:48:42,265 Oh, there's Maurice. 1620 01:48:44,018 --> 01:48:45,643 Now, come away in. 1621 01:48:47,813 --> 01:48:49,731 - Hi, Jane. - Hello, Monica. 1622 01:48:53,152 --> 01:48:57,488 Oh, this is Jane. Maurice has just been picking her up from the station. 1623 01:48:57,573 --> 01:49:00,366 [Cynthia] Here he is! Hello, sweetheart! 1624 01:49:00,451 --> 01:49:02,535 - Hiya. - [Roxanne] You all right, Maurice? 1625 01:49:04,121 --> 01:49:05,246 I got you that. 1626 01:49:05,331 --> 01:49:07,171 - You didn't have to do that. - It's all right. 1627 01:49:07,208 --> 01:49:08,499 - You all right? - Yeah. 1628 01:49:08,584 --> 01:49:11,294 [Giggles] This is Paul. That's Maurice. 1629 01:49:11,378 --> 01:49:13,258 - Hello, mate. - Ain't you got one for me, then? 1630 01:49:13,339 --> 01:49:16,507 - Yeah, of course I have. - Hello, darling. 1631 01:49:16,592 --> 01:49:19,719 - Don't kill him. - You've landed on your feet here. 1632 01:49:19,803 --> 01:49:21,596 Ain't you, Maurice? 1633 01:49:21,680 --> 01:49:23,097 This is Jane, my lovely assistant. 1634 01:49:23,182 --> 01:49:25,141 I talked to you on the phone, ain't I, Jane? 1635 01:49:25,226 --> 01:49:27,101 - Yeah, that's right. - Can I take your coats? 1636 01:49:27,186 --> 01:49:28,978 - Yes. - What do you want to drink? 1637 01:49:29,063 --> 01:49:32,106 - Red, white, rosé, beer? - Oh, I'll have white, Maurice. 1638 01:49:32,191 --> 01:49:33,858 Oh, thanks a lot. Cheers. 1639 01:49:33,943 --> 01:49:35,860 - Cynth? - I'll have white please, Maurice. 1640 01:49:35,945 --> 01:49:37,278 - Jane? - Rosé. 1641 01:49:37,363 --> 01:49:38,446 Okeydoke. 1642 01:49:40,366 --> 01:49:42,492 - Where's the friend, then? - I have no idea. 1643 01:49:42,576 --> 01:49:44,452 Have you got an ashtray, darling? 1644 01:49:44,536 --> 01:49:46,955 There's one on the coffee table, Cynthia. 1645 01:49:47,039 --> 01:49:48,957 I didn't think you would have given up. 1646 01:49:49,041 --> 01:49:51,626 One of the few pleasures in life, Monica. 1647 01:49:51,710 --> 01:49:54,921 - These are very bright. - Don't you like them? 1648 01:49:55,005 --> 01:49:57,382 Yeah, I'll just put them in a vase. 1649 01:50:00,427 --> 01:50:02,387 [Roxanne] What you got that out there for? 1650 01:50:02,471 --> 01:50:04,138 - [Maurice] We like it. - [Chuckles] 1651 01:50:04,223 --> 01:50:06,849 Well, don't laugh! It's stupid. 1652 01:50:06,934 --> 01:50:08,893 [Maurice] It's one of my early works. 1653 01:50:08,978 --> 01:50:10,144 Miserable little git. 1654 01:50:10,229 --> 01:50:12,313 [Roxanne] He was fucking around behind the camera. 1655 01:50:12,398 --> 01:50:14,315 Oi, mind your language, you little sod. 1656 01:50:14,400 --> 01:50:16,025 [Laughs] 1657 01:50:16,110 --> 01:50:18,653 - [Maurice] So how's work, then? - It's all right, yeah. 1658 01:50:18,737 --> 01:50:20,382 - Still enjoying it? - Yeah, it's all right. 1659 01:50:20,406 --> 01:50:22,759 - When are you going to college again? - Shut up about college. 1660 01:50:22,783 --> 01:50:24,594 - You're going to college, ain't you? - No, I ain't. 1661 01:50:24,618 --> 01:50:27,430 - You should do. You got a good brain. - I don't want to use it, though. 1662 01:50:27,454 --> 01:50:29,289 - Suit yourself. - Yeah, I will. 1663 01:50:30,499 --> 01:50:33,584 - Paul's a scaffolder. - Yeah, your mum said. 1664 01:50:33,669 --> 01:50:36,170 - I bet that's hard work, innit? - Can be, mate. 1665 01:50:36,255 --> 01:50:38,798 - [Maurice] Yeah, especially in the winter. - That's right. 1666 01:50:41,010 --> 01:50:43,636 I wanted to give it a Mediterranean feel. 1667 01:50:43,721 --> 01:50:46,180 - Well, it's a lovely kitchen. - And this is the ̶̶ Oops. 1668 01:50:46,265 --> 01:50:49,350 - Oh, it's a big lavatory. - This is the downstairs toilet. 1669 01:50:49,435 --> 01:50:51,853 Oh, that's handy, isn't it? 'Cause if you're in the garden ̶̶ 1670 01:50:51,937 --> 01:50:54,147 [Monica] Exactly. It's really convenient. 1671 01:50:54,231 --> 01:50:56,816 And I think the peach tones make it quite tranquil. 1672 01:50:56,900 --> 01:50:58,192 Yeah. 1673 01:50:58,277 --> 01:51:00,778 So you know where it is if you need it. 1674 01:51:00,863 --> 01:51:02,697 Now, excuse me, Jane. 1675 01:51:02,781 --> 01:51:06,075 - This is the garage. - [Laughs] I thought it was the cupboard. 1676 01:51:06,160 --> 01:51:08,703 - [Cynthia] Is that a new car? - Yes, that's my car. 1677 01:51:08,787 --> 01:51:10,788 What was the matter with your other one? 1678 01:51:10,873 --> 01:51:14,000 Nothing. I'll show you upstairs. 1679 01:51:20,049 --> 01:51:21,632 We'll start with this. 1680 01:51:22,885 --> 01:51:24,761 - [Jane] Oh. - [Cynthia] There's the tank. 1681 01:51:24,845 --> 01:51:26,721 That's where I keep my towels and bed linen. 1682 01:51:26,805 --> 01:51:30,016 - Just your airing cupboard. - Hmm. It's not very capacious. 1683 01:51:30,100 --> 01:51:32,602 And this is Maurice's bathroom. 1684 01:51:32,686 --> 01:51:34,604 It's green! Matches your tank! 1685 01:51:34,688 --> 01:51:37,231 Are these all new carpets, are they, sweetheart? 1686 01:51:37,316 --> 01:51:38,524 Oh, yes. 1687 01:51:39,985 --> 01:51:41,903 And this is the master bedroom. 1688 01:51:41,987 --> 01:51:44,781 [Cynthia] Gosh, it's more like the bridal suite. 1689 01:51:44,865 --> 01:51:46,324 [Jane] It's beautiful! 1690 01:51:46,408 --> 01:51:48,826 [Monica] I have always wanted a four-poster. 1691 01:51:48,911 --> 01:51:51,245 I can see Maurice thrashing about in there. 1692 01:51:51,330 --> 01:51:52,622 It is a king-size. 1693 01:51:52,706 --> 01:51:54,624 Oh, it's like something out of a fairy tale. 1694 01:51:54,708 --> 01:51:56,376 I bet this cost a bob or two. 1695 01:51:56,460 --> 01:51:58,002 Well, it certainly wasn't cheap. 1696 01:51:58,087 --> 01:52:00,254 And here's another lavatory! 1697 01:52:00,339 --> 01:52:02,507 Oh, that bathroom's mine. The en suite. 1698 01:52:02,591 --> 01:52:04,342 [Cynthia] You've got the one each, have you? 1699 01:52:04,426 --> 01:52:06,969 - That's nice, ain't it, Jane? - It's like a hotel. 1700 01:52:07,054 --> 01:52:09,013 We don't want to be tripping over each other. 1701 01:52:09,098 --> 01:52:11,391 Aw, you've got everything, Monica. 1702 01:52:13,060 --> 01:52:15,645 - [Maurice] So where's this friend, then? - He's here, isn't he? 1703 01:52:15,729 --> 01:52:17,688 No. Your mum's. 1704 01:52:17,773 --> 01:52:18,940 What you talking about? 1705 01:52:19,024 --> 01:52:22,026 She rang me at the shop and asked me if she could bring a friend from work. 1706 01:52:22,111 --> 01:52:24,278 - That's the first I've heard of it. - [Maurice] Is it? 1707 01:52:24,363 --> 01:52:26,489 - Yeah. - [Maurice] What, she's never mentioned it? 1708 01:52:26,573 --> 01:52:27,990 - No. - Peculiar. 1709 01:52:28,075 --> 01:52:30,535 That must be who she's been going out with. 1710 01:52:31,412 --> 01:52:33,329 She's a dark horse, isn't she? 1711 01:52:37,918 --> 01:52:39,460 - [Hortense] Hello. - No, I'm sorry. 1712 01:52:39,545 --> 01:52:41,379 [Hortense] I'm a friend of Cynthia's. 1713 01:52:42,297 --> 01:52:44,298 Yes. Oh, yes, of course. 1714 01:52:44,383 --> 01:52:46,050 [Cynthia] Hello, sweetheart! 1715 01:52:46,135 --> 01:52:47,362 - Hello. - I thought you were ̶̶ 1716 01:52:47,386 --> 01:52:49,512 [Cynthia] Come on in! 1717 01:52:49,596 --> 01:52:51,514 That's me mate, Hortense. 1718 01:52:51,598 --> 01:52:53,558 - Hi. - That's my brother's wife. 1719 01:52:53,642 --> 01:52:55,309 - Oh, pleased to meet you. - Monica. 1720 01:52:55,394 --> 01:52:57,311 - Hello, Monica. - But come on out the back. 1721 01:52:57,396 --> 01:53:00,148 - Meet me brother. - Okay. 1722 01:53:00,858 --> 01:53:03,192 - Can I take your coat for you, um ̶̶ - [both] Hortense. 1723 01:53:03,277 --> 01:53:04,819 - Hortense. - Thank you. 1724 01:53:07,865 --> 01:53:09,907 This is me little brother, Maurice. 1725 01:53:09,992 --> 01:53:12,201 - Hello. Pleased to meet you, Maurice. - How do you do? 1726 01:53:12,286 --> 01:53:14,996 Ain't that little, is he? That's Hortense. 1727 01:53:15,080 --> 01:53:16,497 - Hortense? - Yeah, that's right. 1728 01:53:16,582 --> 01:53:19,500 And this is me daughter, Roxanne. 1729 01:53:19,585 --> 01:53:22,503 Oh, happy birthday. There you go. 1730 01:53:22,588 --> 01:53:24,630 Oh, you didn't have to do that, sweetheart. 1731 01:53:24,715 --> 01:53:27,633 - It's okay. - That's Paul, her intended. 1732 01:53:27,718 --> 01:53:29,886 - He ain't me intended. - Pleased to meet you, Paul. 1733 01:53:29,970 --> 01:53:31,345 - And this is, um ̶̶ - Jane. 1734 01:53:31,430 --> 01:53:32,763 - Maurice's assistant. - Hi. 1735 01:53:32,848 --> 01:53:34,576 - Very nice to meet you, Hortense. - You too. 1736 01:53:34,600 --> 01:53:37,280 - That's nice, isn't it, sweetheart? - What would you like to drink? 1737 01:53:37,352 --> 01:53:39,437 - Red, white, rosé? - White wine, please. 1738 01:53:39,521 --> 01:53:41,481 - Thanks. That's really nice. - You're welcome. 1739 01:53:41,565 --> 01:53:44,192 - We'll have it later. - No, don't waste it! 1740 01:53:44,276 --> 01:53:46,235 I've got some for later to have with the cake. 1741 01:53:46,320 --> 01:53:48,362 - [Laughs] - We thought you got lost. 1742 01:53:48,447 --> 01:53:50,364 Well, I took a couple of wrong turns. 1743 01:53:50,449 --> 01:53:52,369 - Did you come by minicab? - No, she's got a car. 1744 01:53:52,451 --> 01:53:54,118 - That's really nice, that. - Thanks. 1745 01:53:54,203 --> 01:53:55,369 - There you go. - Thank you. 1746 01:53:55,454 --> 01:53:57,640 - Who wants a top up? - I'll have one with you, Maurice. 1747 01:53:57,664 --> 01:53:59,373 - Not for me, thanks. - You all right? 1748 01:53:59,458 --> 01:54:01,792 - Yeah, so far. - Would you like a crisp, Hortense? 1749 01:54:01,877 --> 01:54:03,294 No, I'm fine, thanks. 1750 01:54:03,378 --> 01:54:06,088 I only met Paul for the first time today, Hortense. 1751 01:54:06,173 --> 01:54:07,965 - Really? - He's a scaffolder. 1752 01:54:08,050 --> 01:54:09,634 - Are you? - Yeah. 1753 01:54:09,718 --> 01:54:10,968 Another one bites the dust. 1754 01:54:11,053 --> 01:54:13,429 That must be quite dangerous, Paul. 1755 01:54:13,514 --> 01:54:16,224 - Yeah, well, it can be. - Here, come and lollop over here. 1756 01:54:16,308 --> 01:54:18,142 Do you have to go up really high? 1757 01:54:18,227 --> 01:54:19,560 Sometimes. 1758 01:54:21,480 --> 01:54:25,191 - Just you and the elements, really. - Ever fallen off? [laughs] 1759 01:54:25,275 --> 01:54:27,151 - Would you like a crudité? - Thank you, no. 1760 01:54:27,236 --> 01:54:28,778 - I think I'll wait till later. - Oh! 1761 01:54:29,404 --> 01:54:31,405 - So you work with me mum, yeah? - Yeah. 1762 01:54:31,490 --> 01:54:33,324 - Not on the machines? - No. 1763 01:54:33,408 --> 01:54:35,409 - You coming round tomorrow night, Paul? - Mum. 1764 01:54:35,494 --> 01:54:37,286 - Well, it's ̶̶ - We're going out. 1765 01:54:37,371 --> 01:54:39,497 You'll come round before then, won't you? 1766 01:54:39,581 --> 01:54:42,041 - Have a drink? It's her 21st! - It's no big deal! 1767 01:54:42,125 --> 01:54:43,960 Well, I ain't give you your present yet. 1768 01:54:44,044 --> 01:54:45,586 Chicken drumsticks. 1769 01:54:47,130 --> 01:54:49,173 - Do you want some salad, sweetheart? - Yes, please. 1770 01:54:49,258 --> 01:54:50,299 I'll get you some. 1771 01:54:50,384 --> 01:54:52,426 You doing something special tomorrow night, you two? 1772 01:54:52,511 --> 01:54:54,053 - No, down to the pub as usual. - Oh? 1773 01:54:54,137 --> 01:54:55,763 Can we use fingers? 1774 01:54:55,847 --> 01:54:58,224 Use what you like. Use your feet if you want. 1775 01:54:58,308 --> 01:55:00,101 You've a knife and fork there, Jane. 1776 01:55:00,185 --> 01:55:02,580 - It's a bit late now. - What do you do at the factory, then? 1777 01:55:02,604 --> 01:55:04,438 This looks really lovely, Maurice. Thank you. 1778 01:55:04,523 --> 01:55:07,316 - I hope it don't kill you. - There's salad servers there, Cynthia. 1779 01:55:07,401 --> 01:55:08,943 - You ain't her boss, are you? - No. 1780 01:55:09,027 --> 01:55:10,587 - Here you are, sweetheart. - Thank you. 1781 01:55:10,612 --> 01:55:12,966 - Do you want some salad, Paul? - No, I'm all right, thanks. 1782 01:55:12,990 --> 01:55:16,284 - It's good for you. Make you grow. - He don't want none. 1783 01:55:16,368 --> 01:55:18,661 What about Jane? Does she want salad? 1784 01:55:18,745 --> 01:55:20,288 Yes, thanks very much. 1785 01:55:21,832 --> 01:55:23,374 What do you do then, Roxanne? 1786 01:55:23,458 --> 01:55:25,668 - I work for the Council. - What, doing the dole? 1787 01:55:25,752 --> 01:55:27,378 - No, I'm a road sweeper. - Wow. 1788 01:55:27,462 --> 01:55:28,588 - Are you? - Yeah. 1789 01:55:28,672 --> 01:55:30,590 - Who's for a potato? - She's got my plate. 1790 01:55:30,674 --> 01:55:32,694 - Here you are, sweetheart. - One for you, Hortense? 1791 01:55:32,718 --> 01:55:34,885 - Yes, please. - Yeah, I'll have some of that and all. 1792 01:55:34,970 --> 01:55:38,472 - Please. - You do get girl road sweepers, don't ya? 1793 01:55:38,557 --> 01:55:40,683 - Right, burgers and bangers. - Nice one. 1794 01:55:40,767 --> 01:55:42,602 Yeah, that's your one, Roxanne. 1795 01:55:42,686 --> 01:55:44,687 That's the one with your name on it. The burnt one. 1796 01:55:44,771 --> 01:55:46,939 - Yeah. - Potato for you, Paul? 1797 01:55:47,024 --> 01:55:48,733 - Please. - There's a nice, big one. 1798 01:55:48,817 --> 01:55:50,651 - Here you are, darling. - One for you, pet? 1799 01:55:50,736 --> 01:55:52,903 - No, ta. - Shall I do you, Monica? 1800 01:55:52,988 --> 01:55:54,697 I can see to myself, thanks, Cynthia. 1801 01:55:54,781 --> 01:55:56,782 - Why don't you sit down? - What about Maurice? 1802 01:55:56,867 --> 01:55:59,660 - Who's looking after the worker? - Don't worry about me. 1803 01:55:59,745 --> 01:56:02,015 - I've been picking all evening. - [Laughs] Whoops, sorry. 1804 01:56:02,039 --> 01:56:03,748 Your potato's on your plate there, Cynthia. 1805 01:56:03,832 --> 01:56:06,584 - I'll have some salad. - Can I have my tongs back, please? 1806 01:56:06,668 --> 01:56:08,169 - Oh, sorry. - Got butter? 1807 01:56:08,253 --> 01:56:09,378 Yes, just a minute. 1808 01:56:09,463 --> 01:56:11,255 - May I have some mustard, Monica? - Uh-huh. 1809 01:56:11,340 --> 01:56:14,175 Oh, you like the American, don't you, Roxanne? 1810 01:56:14,259 --> 01:56:15,509 Yeah, ta. 1811 01:56:15,594 --> 01:56:18,054 All right, I'll just get some salad. 1812 01:56:19,765 --> 01:56:21,885 - Do you want some butter, Paul? - All right, darling? 1813 01:56:21,933 --> 01:56:24,310 - Yeah, just waiting for the butter. - There you go, Cynth. 1814 01:56:24,394 --> 01:56:26,937 - Oh, Maurice! - That'll shut you up. 1815 01:56:27,022 --> 01:56:30,024 Oh? You having a steak, are you, Cynthia? 1816 01:56:30,108 --> 01:56:31,525 Yes, thank you, Monica. 1817 01:56:31,610 --> 01:56:33,611 Well, that'll put hairs on your chest. 1818 01:56:34,905 --> 01:56:37,448 Like some mustard? Or would you prefer the French? 1819 01:56:37,532 --> 01:56:39,158 This looks lovely, Maurice. 1820 01:56:39,242 --> 01:56:40,868 Right. There you go, mate. 1821 01:56:40,952 --> 01:56:42,953 - Oh, thanks, darling. - Half a cow for you. 1822 01:56:43,038 --> 01:56:44,914 Fucking hell, look at the size of that! 1823 01:56:44,998 --> 01:56:46,666 Oh, that's ridiculous. 1824 01:56:46,750 --> 01:56:48,542 There's enough there for all of us. 1825 01:56:48,627 --> 01:56:50,544 That'll put some color in your cheeks, Paul. 1826 01:56:50,629 --> 01:56:52,672 Right. You sure no one else wants a steak? 1827 01:56:52,756 --> 01:56:55,091 - Well, ain't you having one? - No, he's not, Cynthia. 1828 01:56:55,175 --> 01:56:58,094 - Not allowed. - Would you like some mustard, Paul? 1829 01:56:58,178 --> 01:57:01,347 - Oh, it's lovely. - Can't get rid of it, can you? 1830 01:57:01,431 --> 01:57:04,016 Oh, it's a real communal thing, eating. 1831 01:57:04,101 --> 01:57:05,267 Yes. 1832 01:57:06,561 --> 01:57:08,479 This is a lovely house. 1833 01:57:08,563 --> 01:57:09,980 Well, we like it. 1834 01:57:10,065 --> 01:57:13,275 - I'll show you around later if you want. - Yeah, thanks. That would be nice. 1835 01:57:13,360 --> 01:57:15,069 Yeah, it's brilliant. 1836 01:57:16,321 --> 01:57:18,114 Do you live in a flat then, Hortense? 1837 01:57:18,198 --> 01:57:19,573 - Yeah. - Yeah, it's her own. 1838 01:57:19,658 --> 01:57:21,409 She's got a mortgage and everything. 1839 01:57:21,493 --> 01:57:23,035 Whereabouts are you? 1840 01:57:23,120 --> 01:57:24,578 Kilburn. 1841 01:57:24,663 --> 01:57:27,623 That's a bit of a schlep, innit? The Old Kent Road and back every day? 1842 01:57:27,708 --> 01:57:29,583 - I just get on the tube. - She drives! 1843 01:57:30,919 --> 01:57:32,670 I drive to the station. 1844 01:57:33,964 --> 01:57:35,715 You've got a bedsit, ain't you, Paul? 1845 01:57:35,799 --> 01:57:37,675 - Yeah, that's right. - Oh, that's a shame. 1846 01:57:37,759 --> 01:57:39,468 Wish I had a place of me own. 1847 01:57:39,553 --> 01:57:41,262 Do you still live at home, then? 1848 01:57:41,346 --> 01:57:42,888 No chance. 1849 01:57:42,973 --> 01:57:45,182 So, do you two work on the same machine? 1850 01:57:45,267 --> 01:57:48,352 No. I'm the only one on slits. 1851 01:57:48,437 --> 01:57:49,645 [Maurice] Hmm. 1852 01:57:52,149 --> 01:57:54,150 Do you choose your own working hours then, Roxanne? 1853 01:57:54,234 --> 01:57:55,401 Not bloody likely. 1854 01:57:55,485 --> 01:57:57,695 Just biding her time till you go to college, aren't you? 1855 01:57:57,779 --> 01:58:00,698 - I ain't going to college! - Hortense went to college. 1856 01:58:00,782 --> 01:58:02,825 Mmm? What did you study? 1857 01:58:03,577 --> 01:58:04,869 Optometry. 1858 01:58:04,953 --> 01:58:06,120 What's that, then? 1859 01:58:06,204 --> 01:58:08,224 - It's to do with the eye, isn't it? - That's right. 1860 01:58:08,248 --> 01:58:10,291 - Testing. - Mmm. 1861 01:58:10,375 --> 01:58:13,586 - And you've given it all up now, have you? - Not exactly. 1862 01:58:13,670 --> 01:58:16,338 What you doing working in a cardboard box factory, then? 1863 01:58:17,799 --> 01:58:19,800 - I'm doing research. - Oh. 1864 01:58:19,885 --> 01:58:21,135 That's interesting. 1865 01:58:22,137 --> 01:58:24,013 - What sort of research? - Medical. 1866 01:58:24,097 --> 01:58:25,431 What, you looking at her head? 1867 01:58:25,515 --> 01:58:28,726 - [Laughs] - Take no notice. 1868 01:58:29,352 --> 01:58:31,479 There's nothing wrong with her head. 1869 01:58:31,563 --> 01:58:33,564 - Did you go to university? - Yeah. 1870 01:58:33,648 --> 01:58:35,649 - Did you do a degree? - Yes, I did. 1871 01:58:35,734 --> 01:58:37,985 She just looks at our eyes, don't you? 1872 01:58:38,069 --> 01:58:40,696 - Yes, I do. [chuckles] - What for? 1873 01:58:40,781 --> 01:58:44,074 Well, you can tell a lot about people from looking at their eyes. 1874 01:58:44,159 --> 01:58:45,659 - That's true. - Can you? 1875 01:58:45,744 --> 01:58:47,495 Windows to your soul. 1876 01:58:47,579 --> 01:58:49,580 That's a nice way of putting it, Jane. 1877 01:58:49,664 --> 01:58:51,976 - It's true, though, ain't it? - Right, who wants a top up? 1878 01:58:52,000 --> 01:58:53,667 - Hortense? - No, thanks. I'm driving. 1879 01:58:53,752 --> 01:58:55,503 - Yes, please, sweetheart. - Yeah, Maurice. 1880 01:58:55,587 --> 01:58:57,087 - Oi, greedy guts. - [Chuckles] 1881 01:58:57,172 --> 01:59:00,132 You want to take a leaf out of her book, Paul. 1882 01:59:00,217 --> 01:59:02,593 - Lost his license. - All right, Mum. 1883 01:59:02,677 --> 01:59:04,720 Why? Did you have an accident, Paul? 1884 01:59:04,805 --> 01:59:07,431 - I just had one too many, that's all. - There you go. 1885 01:59:07,516 --> 01:59:09,099 The demon drink, eh? 1886 01:59:09,184 --> 01:59:10,944 Is that who you've been going out with, then? 1887 01:59:11,019 --> 01:59:14,104 Yes. She thought I'd been seeing a bloke. 1888 01:59:14,189 --> 01:59:16,524 - [Laughs] - Could have been, I suppose. 1889 01:59:16,608 --> 01:59:19,693 - I can still turn a few heads. - Turn stomachs. 1890 01:59:20,320 --> 01:59:22,738 - [All gasp] - Gee! [laughs] 1891 01:59:22,823 --> 01:59:24,663 Got my fingers cut off now. I was just playing. 1892 01:59:24,741 --> 01:59:26,242 Do you want one, Hortense? 1893 01:59:26,326 --> 01:59:28,452 [Monica] Oh, well, we might as well pop the lot, then. 1894 01:59:28,537 --> 01:59:31,163 - No! - It's like a bonfire. 1895 01:59:31,915 --> 01:59:39,880 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1896 01:59:39,965 --> 01:59:43,259 - [thunderclap] - ♪ Happy birthday, dear stinker ♪ 1897 01:59:43,343 --> 01:59:45,094 [Roxanne] Oh, yeah, Maurice, very funny. 1898 01:59:45,178 --> 01:59:47,763 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1899 01:59:47,848 --> 01:59:50,266 [cheering, chattering] 1900 01:59:50,350 --> 01:59:52,309 - Nice one, champagne! - Oh, I need my camera! 1901 01:59:52,394 --> 01:59:54,834 - Did anybody bring it in? - [Jane] I did. It's there, Monica. 1902 01:59:54,896 --> 01:59:56,939 - Do you have to, Monica? - Of course I have to! 1903 01:59:57,023 --> 01:59:59,066 [Roxanne] Watch where you're pointing that, Maurice. 1904 01:59:59,150 --> 02:00:02,111 Right, all under cover? Okay. And... 1905 02:00:02,612 --> 02:00:03,863 Yeah! 1906 02:00:03,947 --> 02:00:07,116 Come on, blow your candles out, Roxanne. Everybody else, gather around. Come on. 1907 02:00:07,200 --> 02:00:09,470 - Come on, darling. - All right, Cynth, you tuck in there. 1908 02:00:09,494 --> 02:00:11,078 Okay, Hortense, in there. 1909 02:00:11,162 --> 02:00:13,873 - Right, come around here. - Hurry up! It's burning me eyebrows off! 1910 02:00:13,957 --> 02:00:15,833 [Monica] Right, make a wish. One big blow. 1911 02:00:15,917 --> 02:00:17,334 - And... - Cheese! 1912 02:00:17,419 --> 02:00:19,169 Hey! 1913 02:00:19,254 --> 02:00:21,213 I hope your wish comes true, pet. 1914 02:00:21,298 --> 02:00:23,173 - [Maurice] Here, Roxy. - Ta. 1915 02:00:23,258 --> 02:00:25,676 - [Maurice] Here you are, Cynth. - Here you are, sweetheart. 1916 02:00:25,760 --> 02:00:27,887 - That's nice. - [Maurice] And Paul. 1917 02:00:28,972 --> 02:00:31,140 All right. Cynth again. 1918 02:00:31,224 --> 02:00:34,059 Thank you, Maurice. Oh, this is living, ain't it? 1919 02:00:34,144 --> 02:00:36,395 [Jane] Yeah. Thank you. 1920 02:00:36,479 --> 02:00:37,855 [Maurice] One for me. 1921 02:00:37,939 --> 02:00:39,106 All right. 1922 02:00:40,609 --> 02:00:42,443 On you go, then. 1923 02:00:42,527 --> 02:00:44,194 Oh, yeah. Okay. 1924 02:00:44,279 --> 02:00:45,446 Uh... 1925 02:00:47,198 --> 02:00:49,450 I would like to propose a toast 1926 02:00:49,534 --> 02:00:52,578 to Roxanne on her 21st birthday. 1927 02:00:53,371 --> 02:00:56,916 Now it's all legal and twice as boring for it. 1928 02:00:57,542 --> 02:00:59,585 Mind you, it's been legal since you were 18 anyway. 1929 02:00:59,669 --> 02:01:02,796 - So I don't know what I'm talking about. - Happy birthday, sweetheart. 1930 02:01:02,881 --> 02:01:04,131 - Ta. - [Maurice] To Roxanne. 1931 02:01:05,425 --> 02:01:06,675 Happy birthday. 1932 02:01:06,760 --> 02:01:08,469 [Thunder rumbling] 1933 02:01:13,183 --> 02:01:14,683 - There you go. - What's that? 1934 02:01:14,768 --> 02:01:17,603 - Book token. - [Laughing] Don't be stupid. 1935 02:01:21,107 --> 02:01:22,733 Fucking hell, Maurice. 1936 02:01:22,817 --> 02:01:23,817 Thanks! 1937 02:01:23,902 --> 02:01:25,742 [Maurice] Yeah, well, it's your 21st, isn't it? 1938 02:01:25,820 --> 02:01:27,279 [Roxanne] Thanks, Monica! 1939 02:01:28,031 --> 02:01:30,199 Happy birthday, pet. 1940 02:01:30,283 --> 02:01:31,992 Don't spend it all in the one shop. 1941 02:01:32,077 --> 02:01:33,577 Here, happy birthday. 1942 02:01:33,662 --> 02:01:36,455 - [Giggles] - Wish I'd brought my present with me now. 1943 02:01:37,165 --> 02:01:39,685 You can give it to her tomorrow, can't you? That's her birthday. 1944 02:01:39,751 --> 02:01:41,669 Don't expect I shall see her tomorrow. 1945 02:01:41,753 --> 02:01:43,921 Are you gonna sit down, darling? 1946 02:01:44,005 --> 02:01:47,591 Yes, come and sit down. Everybody have some cake. Hortense? 1947 02:01:47,676 --> 02:01:49,760 - Jane? - [Roxanne] Where am I going? 1948 02:01:49,844 --> 02:01:51,220 [Maurice] Anywhere you like. 1949 02:01:52,430 --> 02:01:54,139 Uh, here. Have a chair. 1950 02:01:54,224 --> 02:01:56,725 - [Roxanne] Come on the end, Paul. - [Monica] Hortense. 1951 02:01:56,810 --> 02:01:58,018 [Hortense] Thank you. 1952 02:02:01,606 --> 02:02:02,773 Where's the bathroom? 1953 02:02:03,400 --> 02:02:05,442 It's just through this way, darling. 1954 02:02:05,527 --> 02:02:08,447 [Maurice] Yeah, it's the door straight ahead, and the light's on the left. 1955 02:02:34,806 --> 02:02:36,306 She's a nice girl. 1956 02:02:37,058 --> 02:02:38,976 Yeah, she is, Maurice. 1957 02:02:39,686 --> 02:02:41,937 - Seems very pleasant. - Yeah, she's all right. 1958 02:02:42,022 --> 02:02:44,189 - [Monica] How are you doing, Paul? - All right. 1959 02:02:44,274 --> 02:02:46,400 - Is your shirt dried off now? - Yeah. 1960 02:02:51,156 --> 02:02:52,990 She takes after her mother. 1961 02:02:54,034 --> 02:02:55,117 [Maurice] Does she? 1962 02:02:55,827 --> 02:02:57,161 [Monica] Do you know her as well? 1963 02:02:58,163 --> 02:03:00,164 [Maurice] Work at the factory, does she? 1964 02:03:01,875 --> 02:03:03,500 You're looking at her. 1965 02:03:04,085 --> 02:03:05,210 Eh? 1966 02:03:05,295 --> 02:03:07,337 She's my daughter. 1967 02:03:13,887 --> 02:03:15,137 What's the matter with ya? 1968 02:03:15,221 --> 02:03:16,722 Maurice... 1969 02:03:17,724 --> 02:03:19,224 it's me daughter. 1970 02:03:20,435 --> 02:03:22,311 Don't be stupid. 1971 02:03:22,937 --> 02:03:25,064 She's had too much to drink. 1972 02:03:28,943 --> 02:03:30,402 She can't be the one that... 1973 02:03:34,282 --> 02:03:35,282 What? 1974 02:03:37,327 --> 02:03:39,661 Hortense, sweetheart... 1975 02:03:41,164 --> 02:03:43,540 she's your sister. 1976 02:03:43,625 --> 02:03:45,626 [Sobbing] 1977 02:03:46,878 --> 02:03:47,920 What? 1978 02:03:49,672 --> 02:03:52,299 That's her half-sister, Paul. 1979 02:03:52,383 --> 02:03:54,468 [Sobbing continues] 1980 02:04:02,852 --> 02:04:06,438 - You eat the cake, sweetheart. - [Hortense] Thanks. 1981 02:04:07,690 --> 02:04:09,942 - What's the matter? - I'm all right, darling. 1982 02:04:15,365 --> 02:04:17,074 I told 'em. 1983 02:04:23,790 --> 02:04:26,333 Tell them who you are, sweetheart. 1984 02:04:30,338 --> 02:04:32,172 It wasn't supposed to happen like this. 1985 02:04:32,257 --> 02:04:35,592 Yeah, well, it has, ain't it? So you tell 'em. Go on. 1986 02:04:35,677 --> 02:04:37,511 [Sobbing] 1987 02:04:40,098 --> 02:04:41,306 Is it true? 1988 02:04:41,891 --> 02:04:43,392 Yes, it is. 1989 02:04:46,020 --> 02:04:49,982 - [Maurice] You never told her, then. - I'm sorry, darling. 1990 02:04:50,900 --> 02:04:52,776 Will someone tell me what the fuck's going on? 1991 02:04:52,861 --> 02:04:55,404 She's your sister! 1992 02:04:58,449 --> 02:04:59,616 Maurice? 1993 02:05:03,246 --> 02:05:04,246 Monica? 1994 02:05:06,166 --> 02:05:08,792 I always said she had a right to know. 1995 02:05:11,462 --> 02:05:14,423 No, Roxanne, sweetheart, darling! Darling, please. 1996 02:05:14,507 --> 02:05:16,592 Don't touch me or I will smack you, you slag! 1997 02:05:16,676 --> 02:05:18,218 You fucking slag! 1998 02:05:18,303 --> 02:05:21,471 Ain't it enough you had one bastard! You had to have two and all! 1999 02:05:21,556 --> 02:05:23,891 - [Maurice] Stop it! Roxanne? - [Door slams] 2000 02:05:23,975 --> 02:05:25,017 Roxanne? 2001 02:05:26,227 --> 02:05:29,021 Sit down, darling. Sit down, Paul. 2002 02:05:34,402 --> 02:05:37,613 - Cynthia, I think I should go. - No, I don't want you to go, darling. 2003 02:05:37,697 --> 02:05:39,031 You sit down. 2004 02:05:40,158 --> 02:05:41,617 Eat your cake, Jane. 2005 02:05:42,368 --> 02:05:44,411 You don't half choose your moments, Cynthia. 2006 02:05:44,495 --> 02:05:47,164 Well, when's the right moment, Maurice? 2007 02:05:47,248 --> 02:05:48,582 You tell me that. 2008 02:05:49,626 --> 02:05:51,626 - Paul, get my coat. We're going. - Don't go, Roxy. 2009 02:05:51,669 --> 02:05:53,856 - Why didn't you tell me, Maurice? - I thought you knew. 2010 02:05:53,880 --> 02:05:55,839 - You used to tell me everything! - I'm sorry. 2011 02:05:55,924 --> 02:05:58,634 - Well, you fucking well let me down! - Oh, don't say that. 2012 02:05:58,718 --> 02:06:01,053 As for you, well, thanks for the present. 2013 02:06:01,137 --> 02:06:03,597 You've ruined my party and I hope you're happy! 2014 02:06:04,307 --> 02:06:06,099 Roxy. Roxanne! 2015 02:06:27,247 --> 02:06:31,792 She don't mean it, darling. She's just a little bit upset. 2016 02:06:49,519 --> 02:06:51,399 - [Maurice] Where are you going? - I don't know. 2017 02:06:53,606 --> 02:06:56,441 This has all been a bit of a shock, innit? Hey? 2018 02:06:56,526 --> 02:06:58,860 Look, I don't get it. Did you know about her? 2019 02:06:59,821 --> 02:07:01,613 I always thought she'd had a boy. 2020 02:07:01,698 --> 02:07:03,338 - She's a slag. - [Maurice] No, she's not. 2021 02:07:03,366 --> 02:07:06,243 - Yes, she fucking is. - She loves you. We all love you. 2022 02:07:08,162 --> 02:07:09,830 - Are you coming back? - No. 2023 02:07:09,914 --> 02:07:11,373 - You've got to. - Why should I? 2024 02:07:11,457 --> 02:07:14,084 - You've got to face up to it. - Face up to what? 2025 02:07:19,340 --> 02:07:21,341 [Monica] She's left her card. 2026 02:07:22,468 --> 02:07:24,636 Oh, well. [sighs] 2027 02:07:24,721 --> 02:07:25,929 I'll post it on to her. 2028 02:07:26,014 --> 02:07:27,514 [Cynthia] I'll take it. 2029 02:07:28,391 --> 02:07:31,191 [Monica] The state she's in, you'll be lucky if you ever see her again. 2030 02:07:31,269 --> 02:07:33,979 [Cynthia] Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you, sweetheart? 2031 02:07:34,063 --> 02:07:36,982 - Would I? - You've been working at it for 18 years. 2032 02:07:37,066 --> 02:07:38,483 Ain't ya, Monica? 2033 02:07:39,319 --> 02:07:41,945 You turned my father against me. 2034 02:07:42,030 --> 02:07:44,031 You turned my Maurice against me. 2035 02:07:44,115 --> 02:07:45,991 And you turned my daughter against me. 2036 02:07:46,075 --> 02:07:48,702 You'll be having a go at her next, I expect. 2037 02:07:48,786 --> 02:07:52,247 Sorry about this, Hortense. You finished there, Jane? 2038 02:07:52,332 --> 02:07:53,874 Why don't you sit down? 2039 02:07:53,958 --> 02:07:57,711 - You've got a short memory, ain't ya? - What are you talking about now? 2040 02:07:57,795 --> 02:08:01,715 You wouldn't have none of this if I hadn't given Maurice the money to start with. 2041 02:08:01,799 --> 02:08:04,676 That money wasn't yours to give. That was your father's insurance money! 2042 02:08:04,761 --> 02:08:07,596 - That money was for me and Roxanne. - And Maurice! 2043 02:08:07,680 --> 02:08:10,682 And he didn't want none of it till he come over and talked to you! 2044 02:08:10,767 --> 02:08:12,184 He was entitled to it! 2045 02:08:12,268 --> 02:08:14,686 I was going out cleaning at 5:00 in the morning, 2046 02:08:14,771 --> 02:08:16,396 coming home, taking her to school, 2047 02:08:16,481 --> 02:08:18,690 and then going out again to do a full day's work! 2048 02:08:18,775 --> 02:08:20,067 And didn't we know it? 2049 02:08:20,151 --> 02:08:23,779 You've done nothing but spend his money since the day you clapped eyes on him. 2050 02:08:23,863 --> 02:08:26,782 Well, what are you supposed to do with money but spend it? 2051 02:08:26,866 --> 02:08:28,825 At least we've made something of ourselves! 2052 02:08:28,910 --> 02:08:30,035 Oh, haven't you? 2053 02:08:30,119 --> 02:08:33,163 Just you ought to try bringing up a kid on your own! 2054 02:08:40,463 --> 02:08:43,590 She can't help it. She's never had enough love. 2055 02:08:44,217 --> 02:08:46,137 - And you've never got on. - That ain't my fault. 2056 02:08:46,177 --> 02:08:47,677 I know, I know. 2057 02:08:48,638 --> 02:08:50,138 But she needs you. 2058 02:08:51,307 --> 02:08:53,350 - Come on. - I don't want to. 2059 02:08:54,644 --> 02:08:55,977 What do you think, Paul? 2060 02:08:57,021 --> 02:08:59,022 I think he's right, darling. 2061 02:08:59,107 --> 02:09:01,483 - Do ya? - Yeah. 2062 02:09:03,194 --> 02:09:06,405 - Well, I ain't saying nothing. - You won't have to. 2063 02:09:06,489 --> 02:09:08,949 You just have to listen. Come on. 2064 02:09:25,341 --> 02:09:27,634 [Cynthia] I'm sorry, Roxanne. 2065 02:09:28,511 --> 02:09:31,138 It just came out, darling. 2066 02:09:31,222 --> 02:09:33,515 I didn't mean to spoil your party. 2067 02:09:33,599 --> 02:09:36,143 - Tell her, Maurice! - Now, leave her alone, Cynth. 2068 02:09:36,227 --> 02:09:37,477 Just tell her the truth. 2069 02:09:39,730 --> 02:09:41,064 Darling... 2070 02:09:44,318 --> 02:09:47,696 I got pregnant when I was 15. 2071 02:09:48,739 --> 02:09:51,450 And your grandad sent me away to this place. 2072 02:09:51,534 --> 02:09:53,076 Didn't he, Maurice? 2073 02:09:53,995 --> 02:09:57,998 I didn't know she was gonna come looking for me, did I? 2074 02:09:59,208 --> 02:10:01,168 But I gotta tell you the truth, darling. 2075 02:10:01,252 --> 02:10:03,044 I'm glad she did. 2076 02:10:04,380 --> 02:10:07,883 It ain't her fault, sweetheart. She didn't even want to come! 2077 02:10:07,967 --> 02:10:10,719 She didn't want to hurt you no more than I did. 2078 02:10:12,138 --> 02:10:14,139 Oh, you tell her, sweetheart. 2079 02:10:14,223 --> 02:10:15,640 It's true. 2080 02:10:15,725 --> 02:10:17,350 She didn't want to upset you. 2081 02:10:19,520 --> 02:10:20,812 I'm sorry. 2082 02:10:24,525 --> 02:10:25,567 All right? 2083 02:10:27,778 --> 02:10:30,071 She said you weren't never gonna come back. 2084 02:10:31,407 --> 02:10:32,657 [Maurice] Who did? 2085 02:10:33,534 --> 02:10:36,661 I never said any such thing. She's twisted everything as usual. 2086 02:10:36,746 --> 02:10:38,830 [Cynthia] Yes, you did, Monica. 2087 02:10:38,915 --> 02:10:41,374 Well, you was wrong, weren't you? 'Cause she has come back. 2088 02:10:41,459 --> 02:10:43,168 - Ain't you, sweetheart? - Mum. 2089 02:10:43,878 --> 02:10:46,338 I always thought you should have known, Roxanne. 2090 02:10:46,422 --> 02:10:48,173 [Maurice] You should have told her, Cynthia. 2091 02:10:48,257 --> 02:10:50,550 [Cynthia] Of course I should have told her, Maurice. 2092 02:10:50,635 --> 02:10:54,179 But I didn't think there was ever gonna be no need to. 2093 02:10:54,263 --> 02:10:56,765 You seem to have told all and sundry. 2094 02:10:56,849 --> 02:10:58,767 Meaning me, I suppose? 2095 02:10:58,851 --> 02:11:01,144 And why shouldn't he? I am his wife, after all! 2096 02:11:01,229 --> 02:11:03,480 [Cynthia] Then why don't you behave like his wife? 2097 02:11:03,564 --> 02:11:04,564 [Monica] What? 2098 02:11:04,649 --> 02:11:06,650 [Cynthia] Why didn't you give him no kids? 2099 02:11:06,734 --> 02:11:09,129 - [Maurice] Be quiet, Cynthia. - That's between Maurice and me. 2100 02:11:09,153 --> 02:11:10,589 [Cynthia] You're so selfish, Monica. 2101 02:11:10,613 --> 02:11:12,216 You might not have wanted them, but he did! 2102 02:11:12,240 --> 02:11:13,240 Shut up, Mum! 2103 02:11:13,324 --> 02:11:15,093 - You don't know what you're talking about. - Don't I? 2104 02:11:15,117 --> 02:11:17,410 - There are things you know nothing about. - Maurice. 2105 02:11:17,495 --> 02:11:18,537 Like what? 2106 02:11:24,210 --> 02:11:25,210 Tell her. 2107 02:11:30,049 --> 02:11:31,174 Tell me what? 2108 02:11:32,927 --> 02:11:34,511 Why can't you tell her? 2109 02:11:41,644 --> 02:11:43,061 She can't have kids. 2110 02:11:44,522 --> 02:11:45,939 Simple as that. 2111 02:11:46,023 --> 02:11:49,276 She's physically incapable of having children. 2112 02:11:50,236 --> 02:11:53,029 We've had every test known to medical science. 2113 02:11:53,114 --> 02:11:55,991 She's been pushed around, prodded, poked, had operations. 2114 02:11:56,075 --> 02:11:59,869 We've had 15 years of it, and she can't have a baby. 2115 02:12:01,247 --> 02:12:02,539 I love you to bits. 2116 02:12:04,208 --> 02:12:06,626 But it's almost destroyed our relationship. 2117 02:12:07,628 --> 02:12:08,962 You know it has. 2118 02:12:12,633 --> 02:12:13,675 There. 2119 02:12:15,344 --> 02:12:16,428 I've said it. 2120 02:12:18,306 --> 02:12:20,348 So where's the bolt of lightning? 2121 02:12:24,478 --> 02:12:26,771 Secrets and lies. 2122 02:12:28,482 --> 02:12:30,817 We're all in pain. 2123 02:12:30,901 --> 02:12:33,028 Why can't we share our pain? 2124 02:12:34,947 --> 02:12:38,033 I've spent my entire life trying to make people happy, 2125 02:12:38,117 --> 02:12:41,828 and the three people I love the most in the world hate each other's guts! 2126 02:12:41,912 --> 02:12:44,873 I'm in the middle. I can't take it anymore! 2127 02:12:55,301 --> 02:12:56,551 I'm sorry, Hortense. 2128 02:12:57,345 --> 02:12:59,054 But you are a very brave person. 2129 02:12:59,138 --> 02:13:01,306 - A very stupid person. - No, you're not. 2130 02:13:02,975 --> 02:13:06,519 You wanted to find the truth and you were prepared to suffer the consequences. 2131 02:13:07,813 --> 02:13:09,481 And I admire you for that. 2132 02:13:11,108 --> 02:13:12,359 I mean it. 2133 02:13:51,732 --> 02:13:54,651 You're so lucky, Cynthia. 2134 02:13:54,735 --> 02:13:56,695 [Sobbing] 2135 02:14:08,791 --> 02:14:10,834 Have you really been working in the factory? 2136 02:14:10,918 --> 02:14:11,960 No. 2137 02:14:13,796 --> 02:14:15,046 What do you do, then? 2138 02:14:15,131 --> 02:14:16,923 I'm an optometrist. 2139 02:14:17,007 --> 02:14:18,174 Hmm. 2140 02:14:21,595 --> 02:14:23,263 Well, welcome to the family. 2141 02:14:29,812 --> 02:14:31,354 Maurice... 2142 02:14:31,439 --> 02:14:33,940 I wish I'd had a dad like you. 2143 02:14:35,317 --> 02:14:36,776 You're lovely. 2144 02:14:46,954 --> 02:14:51,958 His name's Bingham, your father. 2145 02:14:54,003 --> 02:14:55,795 He's from America. 2146 02:14:58,299 --> 02:15:01,426 And I met him on holiday. Benidorm. 2147 02:15:02,470 --> 02:15:04,721 He was a medical student. 2148 02:15:07,433 --> 02:15:11,144 And one morning, I come down and he wasn't there no more. 2149 02:15:13,397 --> 02:15:15,774 But he was a nice man. 2150 02:15:18,068 --> 02:15:19,486 He was. 2151 02:15:28,662 --> 02:15:31,289 Was my father a nice man? 2152 02:15:31,999 --> 02:15:35,043 Oh, don't break my heart, darling. 2153 02:16:02,238 --> 02:16:03,530 I'm all right. 2154 02:16:22,424 --> 02:16:26,010 Oh, please, Roxanne, sweetheart! 2155 02:16:26,095 --> 02:16:28,012 Please! 2156 02:16:31,350 --> 02:16:32,684 Please. 2157 02:16:38,107 --> 02:16:39,524 I'm frightened. 2158 02:16:41,569 --> 02:16:42,777 Why? 2159 02:16:45,447 --> 02:16:47,240 You don't love me anymore. 2160 02:16:50,202 --> 02:16:51,870 Not like you used to. 2161 02:16:55,207 --> 02:16:57,041 Maurice... 2162 02:17:02,590 --> 02:17:05,133 you don't know how much I love you. 2163 02:17:07,511 --> 02:17:08,553 Do you? 2164 02:17:23,360 --> 02:17:24,986 We've got each other, haven't we? 2165 02:17:41,086 --> 02:17:43,630 [Roxanne] Bet you never seen so much shit, have you? 2166 02:17:43,714 --> 02:17:46,799 [Laughs] You ought to see my mum's house. 2167 02:17:47,885 --> 02:17:49,135 Do you miss her? 2168 02:17:50,054 --> 02:17:51,304 Yeah. 2169 02:17:52,640 --> 02:17:55,475 - Did you get on with her? - She used to drive me mad. 2170 02:17:55,559 --> 02:17:57,439 That's what they're there for, though, ain't it? 2171 02:17:57,519 --> 02:17:58,519 Yeah. 2172 02:17:58,604 --> 02:18:00,521 [Roxanne] That's me old chair there. 2173 02:18:00,606 --> 02:18:01,814 [Hortense] Ah. 2174 02:18:02,650 --> 02:18:04,651 I always wanted a little sister. 2175 02:18:06,654 --> 02:18:09,447 No, it's just that my brothers were much older than me, 2176 02:18:09,531 --> 02:18:11,824 so I ended up playing on my own most of the time. 2177 02:18:11,909 --> 02:18:13,409 Oh, I know what you mean. 2178 02:18:17,206 --> 02:18:18,665 [Laughs] 2179 02:18:19,500 --> 02:18:20,750 What you laughing at? 2180 02:18:23,921 --> 02:18:26,214 Do you feel like we're sisters? 2181 02:18:26,966 --> 02:18:28,174 I don't know. 2182 02:18:29,093 --> 02:18:30,802 - Do you? - [Scoffs] 2183 02:18:32,805 --> 02:18:35,390 - It's a bit weird. - Yeah. 2184 02:18:35,474 --> 02:18:38,601 - I don't mind it, though. - No. Nor do I. 2185 02:18:38,686 --> 02:18:40,812 I don't even know you yet, do I? 2186 02:18:42,773 --> 02:18:45,233 - Do you want to go out one night? - Yeah. 2187 02:18:45,317 --> 02:18:46,859 Yeah. 2188 02:18:46,944 --> 02:18:50,113 - You can take me to one of your pubs. - Yeah, all right. 2189 02:18:52,866 --> 02:18:54,784 How would you introduce me? 2190 02:18:55,786 --> 02:18:57,245 As your half-sister? 2191 02:18:57,329 --> 02:18:58,329 Yeah. 2192 02:19:00,332 --> 02:19:03,960 - No, man. Too much explaining to do. - It's what I'd say, though. 2193 02:19:04,044 --> 02:19:05,586 - Would you? - Yeah. 2194 02:19:06,797 --> 02:19:10,717 - Yeah. Better to tell the truth, innit? - Yeah, it is. 2195 02:19:11,593 --> 02:19:13,428 That way nobody gets hurt. 2196 02:19:17,975 --> 02:19:20,309 Here you are, sweetheart. Tea's up. 2197 02:19:21,437 --> 02:19:24,147 Go on, darling. Want a biscuit? 2198 02:19:24,231 --> 02:19:27,525 - No, I'm all right, thank you. - Sit yourself down. 2199 02:19:27,609 --> 02:19:29,944 - Are you all right with that? - Yeah. 2200 02:19:31,363 --> 02:19:32,613 That's it. 2201 02:19:35,534 --> 02:19:36,993 [Cynthia sighs] 2202 02:19:38,120 --> 02:19:39,954 Who would have thought it, eh? 2203 02:19:41,665 --> 02:19:45,084 Look at you two, sitting there like a couple of garden gnomes. 2204 02:19:45,169 --> 02:19:47,170 [All chuckle] 2205 02:19:49,298 --> 02:19:50,715 [Sighs] 2206 02:19:52,384 --> 02:19:54,343 Oh, this is the life, ain't it? 2207 02:19:54,428 --> 02:19:56,387 [Roxanne, Hortense] Yeah. 154598

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