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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,415 --> 00:00:36,816 This is stupid. 2 00:00:38,452 --> 00:00:42,187 The whole movie Is just stupid. 3 00:00:43,490 --> 00:00:47,359 Makes perfect sense Why i'm here. 4 00:00:48,494 --> 00:00:49,927 Because this is... 5 00:00:49,929 --> 00:00:53,029 Well, i mean, It's a good part. 6 00:00:53,031 --> 00:00:55,499 I'm directing. 7 00:00:55,501 --> 00:00:59,101 I'm playing a mafia guy. 8 00:00:59,103 --> 00:01:02,104 I've always wanted to play A mafia guy. 9 00:01:02,106 --> 00:01:03,873 I thought it would Be very good. 10 00:01:03,875 --> 00:01:06,074 You might think It's a great opportunity, 11 00:01:06,076 --> 00:01:09,010 But it's not. 12 00:01:09,012 --> 00:01:11,813 You know what? 13 00:01:11,815 --> 00:01:13,714 Who cares? 14 00:01:13,716 --> 00:01:16,517 Ha! I'll just Bite my tongue, 15 00:01:16,519 --> 00:01:20,987 Think happy thoughts, And get through this. 16 00:01:22,222 --> 00:01:24,056 Sir, your coffee's Brewing right... 17 00:01:32,532 --> 00:01:34,131 Who am i kidding? 18 00:01:35,734 --> 00:01:39,404 Sir, it'll be about Ten more minutes On the coffee. 19 00:01:39,406 --> 00:01:40,970 Mm-hmm. 20 00:01:45,009 --> 00:01:46,809 I'm screwed. 21 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:10,229 So i have this problem. 22 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:13,299 I have these constant nightmares Of spoof movies. 23 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:16,301 Ugh! It's so frustrating. 24 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:18,102 I'm totally haunted By 'em. 25 00:02:18,104 --> 00:02:20,572 Plus, i have This other problem. 26 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:23,441 I get sleepy sometimes, And i fall asleep. 27 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:25,343 The worst part is, I never know... 28 00:02:30,681 --> 00:02:32,014 Hey. 29 00:02:33,451 --> 00:02:36,918 You were asleep For a while that time. 30 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:39,521 I'm sorry. I have this... I know. 31 00:02:39,523 --> 00:02:41,824 You have problems. 32 00:02:41,826 --> 00:02:43,791 We all do. 33 00:02:43,793 --> 00:02:46,026 I moved to l.A. Six months ago, 34 00:02:46,028 --> 00:02:49,028 And randy was one of The first friend i made here. 35 00:02:49,030 --> 00:02:52,833 He's genuine, And that's hard to find. 36 00:02:52,835 --> 00:02:54,735 I moved here to be Closer to my family, 37 00:02:54,737 --> 00:02:57,002 And right now, i'm currently Working with elderly people 38 00:02:57,004 --> 00:02:58,838 At a nursing home. 39 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:01,907 I guess i just wanted to do Something special with my life. 40 00:03:01,909 --> 00:03:04,008 I wanna be Your boyfriend. 41 00:03:05,845 --> 00:03:07,479 What'd you just say? 42 00:03:07,481 --> 00:03:10,247 I said there's not Enough sugar on this. 43 00:03:10,249 --> 00:03:12,583 Let me get Some more here. 44 00:03:12,585 --> 00:03:14,551 You're so silly. 45 00:03:14,553 --> 00:03:16,386 She's so great. 46 00:03:16,388 --> 00:03:18,087 So i work in The entertainment industry... 47 00:03:18,089 --> 00:03:20,222 Oh! 48 00:03:22,292 --> 00:03:24,225 So i work in The entertainment industry, 49 00:03:24,227 --> 00:03:25,994 And i work for A great studio. 50 00:03:25,996 --> 00:03:27,662 Sunshine studios. 51 00:03:27,664 --> 00:03:30,531 They put out some of The highest-quality films. 52 00:03:33,368 --> 00:03:36,003 Quality might not Be the word, but completed. 53 00:03:36,005 --> 00:03:38,170 They have a lot of Completed films. 54 00:03:38,172 --> 00:03:41,708 But completed films With a lot of heart. 55 00:03:41,710 --> 00:03:44,342 Well, you know, Maybe not heart, 56 00:03:44,344 --> 00:03:48,113 But completed films That include a running time. 57 00:03:49,282 --> 00:03:51,081 Actually, i think They might be having 58 00:03:51,083 --> 00:03:52,483 Real financial problems. 59 00:03:52,485 --> 00:03:54,051 Hey, ben. 60 00:03:54,053 --> 00:03:55,787 My name's actually randy. 61 00:03:55,789 --> 00:03:58,187 I don't know Why the guys call me ben. 62 00:03:58,189 --> 00:03:59,689 It's funny though. 63 00:04:03,461 --> 00:04:05,994 Okay, take a look At this gun. 64 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:07,996 All right? It's totally fake. 65 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:09,598 Is it real? 66 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:11,333 It's totally fake. 67 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:13,000 Okay. 68 00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:14,268 After the blank Goes off right here, 69 00:04:14,270 --> 00:04:16,370 Yeah. All right? 70 00:04:16,372 --> 00:04:18,039 A blood pack is going To go off lightly 71 00:04:18,041 --> 00:04:19,773 On your leg Right there. 72 00:04:19,775 --> 00:04:21,875 I feel like you're not Listening to me, randy. 73 00:04:21,877 --> 00:04:23,477 Randy, randy. 74 00:04:23,479 --> 00:04:24,445 Yeah? Okay. 75 00:04:24,447 --> 00:04:26,512 Did you get that? Yeah. 76 00:04:26,514 --> 00:04:27,647 You're gonna use Live ammunition. 77 00:04:29,015 --> 00:04:30,215 Which is cool. Seriously? 78 00:04:30,217 --> 00:04:32,684 I'm cool with that. Seriously? 79 00:04:32,686 --> 00:04:35,086 There's nothing to Be nervous about. You'll be fine. 80 00:04:35,088 --> 00:04:36,855 Oh, i'm not nervous. I'm excited. 81 00:04:36,857 --> 00:04:39,189 I get to work with The c.J. Waters. 82 00:04:39,191 --> 00:04:40,424 Yeah, whatever. I'm gonna do this to him. 83 00:04:40,426 --> 00:04:43,026 Watch it, c.J. Your day has come. 84 00:04:44,831 --> 00:04:46,529 And here it is in slo-mo. 85 00:04:46,531 --> 00:04:49,999 Watch it, c.J. Your day has come. 86 00:05:02,043 --> 00:05:04,244 So an actor doesn't show up, 87 00:05:04,246 --> 00:05:06,713 And some genius here Decides to put an idiot p.A. 88 00:05:06,715 --> 00:05:10,617 In his place because They wear the same shirt size. 89 00:05:10,619 --> 00:05:12,652 And to think, A few months ago, 90 00:05:12,654 --> 00:05:16,522 I was so excited to work for A real movie studio. 91 00:05:16,524 --> 00:05:18,156 I hate it here. 92 00:05:19,559 --> 00:05:22,059 I tell all my friends I work at target. 93 00:05:22,061 --> 00:05:23,528 Quiet on the set! 94 00:05:23,530 --> 00:05:24,729 Quiet! 95 00:05:24,731 --> 00:05:26,564 Cameras are rolling. 96 00:05:26,566 --> 00:05:29,900 Sir, can i just say, It is an honor To work with you. 97 00:05:29,902 --> 00:05:31,502 I want you to shut up. 98 00:05:31,504 --> 00:05:33,737 I loved you in that movie When you were a cop, 99 00:05:33,739 --> 00:05:35,605 And you were on That missing persons case, 100 00:05:35,607 --> 00:05:37,206 Only it was a lemur From the zoo. 101 00:05:37,208 --> 00:05:38,941 It was a ferret. 102 00:05:38,943 --> 00:05:41,476 No, i'm pretty sure It was a lemur. I would remember. 103 00:05:41,478 --> 00:05:43,344 It was a drama. 104 00:05:43,346 --> 00:05:45,446 Why are you even acting? You're a p.A., aren't you? 105 00:05:45,448 --> 00:05:48,682 In the eighth grade, I joined troop 1984 106 00:05:48,684 --> 00:05:50,050 Of the thespian society, 107 00:05:50,052 --> 00:05:52,052 So i'm qualified. You better be. 108 00:05:52,054 --> 00:05:53,153 Are you ready To do this? 109 00:05:53,155 --> 00:05:54,854 Cue music. 110 00:05:54,856 --> 00:05:57,156 You better be! Action! 111 00:05:57,158 --> 00:06:01,093 Give me the information, Or i'm gonna blow a hole In your head. 112 00:06:01,095 --> 00:06:03,862 You're doing great. 113 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,565 We're still shooting, right? 114 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:07,833 Line! 115 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:09,500 The line is, 116 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:11,602 I have a wife And two kids. 117 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:13,871 It's written Right over there. Right? You see it? 118 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:16,573 I don't have My contacts in. 119 00:06:16,575 --> 00:06:17,941 Say it anyway! 120 00:06:17,943 --> 00:06:19,976 I have a wife And two kids. Say it. 121 00:06:19,978 --> 00:06:21,411 Can i run home And get my contacts? 122 00:06:21,413 --> 00:06:22,611 No! 123 00:06:22,613 --> 00:06:24,847 I'm sorry. Stay in character. 124 00:06:24,849 --> 00:06:26,549 I know my terms. 125 00:06:26,551 --> 00:06:28,250 All right, ready? Action! 126 00:06:28,252 --> 00:06:31,118 Please don't kill me. I have a... 127 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,254 Let me try it One more time, okay? 128 00:06:33,256 --> 00:06:35,690 Cut. Cut, cut. 129 00:06:35,692 --> 00:06:39,760 Okay. Can i yell "action"? No! Action. 130 00:06:39,762 --> 00:06:43,262 Please don't kill me. I have a dog And three cats. 131 00:06:43,264 --> 00:06:45,130 Shut up! Cut. 132 00:06:45,132 --> 00:06:50,134 Please don't kill me. I am an orphan and have No food for my widows. 133 00:06:50,136 --> 00:06:53,404 Please don't kill me. I have a wife and... 134 00:06:53,406 --> 00:06:55,506 How many kids is it? I forgot. 135 00:06:55,508 --> 00:06:57,675 I hope you don't mind If i ad-lib a little Monologue i wrote. 136 00:06:57,677 --> 00:07:00,510 I don't know Where the information is. 137 00:07:00,512 --> 00:07:03,180 You can beat it Out of me if you want, 138 00:07:03,182 --> 00:07:06,049 But i won't tell you. Cue music. 139 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:09,518 Where is the bananas? That's a joke I'm working on. 140 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:12,020 That's a cut. Cut that. 141 00:07:12,022 --> 00:07:13,354 And action. 142 00:07:13,356 --> 00:07:14,823 Not yet. I'll say it. 143 00:07:14,825 --> 00:07:16,658 Ignore it when Randy says action. 144 00:07:16,660 --> 00:07:17,892 Okay, action. 145 00:07:17,894 --> 00:07:19,827 Action. 146 00:07:19,829 --> 00:07:21,862 Please don't kill me. I have a dog, 147 00:07:21,864 --> 00:07:24,530 And he has no home. He's a stray. 148 00:07:24,532 --> 00:07:27,567 That's my cue. I quit. 149 00:07:27,569 --> 00:07:31,637 How about we just Cut to the part Where i shoot you? 150 00:07:31,639 --> 00:07:32,738 Okay, sure. 151 00:07:32,740 --> 00:07:35,040 I was really excited For that part anyway. 152 00:07:35,042 --> 00:07:37,209 Rolling. Ow. 153 00:07:37,211 --> 00:07:39,010 Ow. Start the music again. 154 00:07:39,012 --> 00:07:40,912 Let me have it. 155 00:07:40,914 --> 00:07:44,048 Ow! My leg! 156 00:07:44,050 --> 00:07:46,316 Ow! My leg! 157 00:07:46,318 --> 00:07:49,886 My leg is shot. Why did you shoot me? 158 00:07:52,923 --> 00:07:55,190 Please, god, Don't kill me. 159 00:07:55,192 --> 00:07:57,159 Is that where It hurts? 160 00:07:57,161 --> 00:08:00,595 C.J. Waters, please. I don't wanna die. 161 00:08:00,597 --> 00:08:04,933 Don't say my name. My character's name is allen. Now do it again. 162 00:08:04,935 --> 00:08:06,466 Okay, i'm sorry. Allen. 163 00:08:06,468 --> 00:08:11,071 Allen, i am in need Of medical assistance, please. 164 00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:14,473 Please call 911. 165 00:08:14,475 --> 00:08:18,144 Please don't kill me. 166 00:08:22,682 --> 00:08:24,282 He shot... 167 00:08:24,284 --> 00:08:27,685 Quit shooting me And trying to kill me. 168 00:08:29,655 --> 00:08:32,923 Oh, my god. There were Real bullets in the gun? 169 00:08:32,925 --> 00:08:35,291 I wonder How that happened. 170 00:08:37,261 --> 00:08:42,230 Why did you shoot me? Why did you shoot me? 171 00:08:42,232 --> 00:08:45,634 Cue music. Look, do you... 172 00:08:45,636 --> 00:08:49,203 Get away from me! Get away. 173 00:08:51,006 --> 00:08:54,507 I'm sorry. I thought This was blanks. 174 00:08:54,509 --> 00:08:56,743 Well, it's not blanks. It's not blanks at all. 175 00:09:03,917 --> 00:09:05,985 You used to be My favorite. 176 00:09:05,987 --> 00:09:07,952 That's a cut. 177 00:09:26,536 --> 00:09:28,737 I got two more On your six. 178 00:09:30,639 --> 00:09:33,308 Three o'clock. Three o'clock. 179 00:09:38,747 --> 00:09:40,881 Down, down, down. 180 00:09:40,883 --> 00:09:44,184 Bulldog three to greyhound six. We have reached our objective. 181 00:09:44,186 --> 00:09:46,385 This is greyhound six. What is your position? 182 00:09:46,387 --> 00:09:48,054 Bulldog three. Over. 183 00:09:48,056 --> 00:09:49,554 We are under heavy fire. 184 00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:51,790 We're on our way, Bulldog three. Out. 185 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,566 Uh, guys, We're rolling. 186 00:10:03,568 --> 00:10:04,601 Cut! 187 00:10:04,603 --> 00:10:06,269 Oh, come on! Shit! 188 00:10:06,271 --> 00:10:08,171 Can someone get me An iced tea, please? 189 00:10:08,173 --> 00:10:09,706 What is with The helmet? 190 00:10:09,708 --> 00:10:11,874 You're taking me Out of my character. 191 00:10:11,876 --> 00:10:15,310 Cut! Damn it, ben. 192 00:10:15,312 --> 00:10:17,145 That's the fifth Time today. 193 00:10:17,147 --> 00:10:18,679 I'm doing paperwork. 194 00:10:18,681 --> 00:10:20,514 So they let me try out The acting thing. 195 00:10:20,516 --> 00:10:23,084 We found out that I wasn't "cut out" for it, 196 00:10:23,086 --> 00:10:25,518 Which is okay, Because i'm back to Doing what i love, 197 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:27,955 Being a production Assistant again. 198 00:10:27,957 --> 00:10:29,723 I'm working on My lifelong project, 199 00:10:29,725 --> 00:10:33,059 Which is a screenplay About a small boy 200 00:10:33,061 --> 00:10:37,462 And my, or his, tricycle, Who was abused. 201 00:10:37,464 --> 00:10:39,931 It's a drama. 202 00:10:39,933 --> 00:10:44,735 The ghost story. Take 19. Marker. 203 00:10:46,371 --> 00:10:48,705 My name's wes. I am the head director, 204 00:10:48,707 --> 00:10:50,908 Good director, 205 00:10:50,910 --> 00:10:53,943 Of all of sunshine Studio's films ever since C.J. Waters quit, 206 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,679 And we're working on An exciting project right now. 207 00:10:56,681 --> 00:10:59,414 This is big, okay? It's a sequel, 208 00:10:59,416 --> 00:11:02,184 And it's got everything in it, Everything you wanna see. 209 00:11:02,186 --> 00:11:05,219 We've got romance, A war, the mafia, ghosts. 210 00:11:05,221 --> 00:11:07,354 What's not to like, huh? 211 00:11:07,356 --> 00:11:09,190 This is gonna be huge, okay? 212 00:11:09,192 --> 00:11:12,292 Mark my words. Big numbers. You can quote me on that. 213 00:11:12,294 --> 00:11:14,961 Jack, is that you again? 214 00:11:14,963 --> 00:11:17,730 I'm reading. Don't you see i'm reading? 215 00:11:17,732 --> 00:11:19,799 Why don't you Leave me alone? 216 00:11:19,801 --> 00:11:22,268 You died years ago On that boat, 217 00:11:22,270 --> 00:11:24,770 And it was A beautiful night... 218 00:11:24,772 --> 00:11:26,637 I love you. 219 00:11:26,639 --> 00:11:31,109 I love you, too. 220 00:11:31,111 --> 00:11:33,010 Jack. Yeah? 221 00:11:33,012 --> 00:11:36,213 Do you think we're Gonna be okay? 222 00:11:36,215 --> 00:11:39,648 Please help us. We're all gonna die out here. 223 00:11:39,650 --> 00:11:41,517 Yeah. We're gonna Be just fine. 224 00:11:41,519 --> 00:11:44,787 We just have to Hold on to hope. 225 00:11:44,789 --> 00:11:48,323 No hope. We're all gonna die out here. 226 00:11:48,325 --> 00:11:50,491 Okay. Just never let go. 227 00:11:50,493 --> 00:11:53,127 Okay? Promise you'll Never let go. 228 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,896 I won't. Promise me You'll never let go. 229 00:11:55,898 --> 00:11:58,833 I promise. 230 00:11:58,835 --> 00:12:00,399 Promise me you'll Follow your dreams. 231 00:12:00,401 --> 00:12:02,401 I promise. 232 00:12:02,403 --> 00:12:04,304 John... 233 00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:07,639 Especially the dream That you become a nun And never marry again. 234 00:12:07,641 --> 00:12:11,376 Um, no. That's Not my dream. 235 00:12:11,378 --> 00:12:13,645 Just promise me, rose. I'm dying here. 236 00:12:13,647 --> 00:12:16,013 Okay. No, i promise. 237 00:12:16,015 --> 00:12:19,383 Promise me you'll never Kiss another man. 238 00:12:19,385 --> 00:12:22,052 Um... Mmm. 239 00:12:22,054 --> 00:12:23,553 I am only 18. 240 00:12:23,555 --> 00:12:25,488 I have to go to college. 241 00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:28,991 Gonna be in sorority. I have big plans, So i don't know. 242 00:12:28,993 --> 00:12:32,561 If you feel like That you need to let go, 243 00:12:32,563 --> 00:12:34,695 I forgive you. 244 00:12:34,697 --> 00:12:36,764 Okay? You do? 245 00:12:36,766 --> 00:12:40,401 Okay. So i forgive you. 246 00:12:40,403 --> 00:12:42,469 You need to let go. What are you doing? 247 00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:43,737 Is there anybody Out there? 248 00:12:43,739 --> 00:12:46,539 Who is that? Anyone? 249 00:12:46,541 --> 00:12:48,574 Who is that? 250 00:12:48,576 --> 00:12:50,576 Is that a lifeboat? 251 00:12:50,578 --> 00:12:53,079 No. It's okay, Don't worry. 252 00:12:53,081 --> 00:12:56,314 I'll be fine, okay? Just let go. 253 00:12:56,316 --> 00:12:58,549 I'm so cold and... 254 00:12:58,551 --> 00:13:01,853 i'm all alone. I need some company. 255 00:13:01,855 --> 00:13:05,422 I've got, like, 12 seats in here. 256 00:13:05,424 --> 00:13:08,158 Are you sure there's Not enough room on That driftwood for me? 257 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:12,428 Hm-mm. No. I wish there was, But i'm a little cramped. 258 00:13:12,430 --> 00:13:13,897 You could save Both of us. 259 00:13:13,899 --> 00:13:16,831 I'm starting to lose My power of sight. 260 00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:19,101 I can't... Is he Still out there? 261 00:13:19,103 --> 00:13:20,502 Hey, you. 262 00:13:20,504 --> 00:13:22,470 Jump in my boat. I've got plenty of room. 263 00:13:22,472 --> 00:13:27,074 Hm-mm. Nope. Oh, he's gone. 264 00:13:27,076 --> 00:13:28,475 I got hot cocoa. 265 00:13:31,479 --> 00:13:34,080 Lose the stiff. I'm back in five. 266 00:13:34,082 --> 00:13:35,848 I'm so cold, rose. 267 00:13:35,850 --> 00:13:38,650 I know. I'm A little chilly, too. 268 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,786 I wish there Was room. 269 00:13:40,788 --> 00:13:42,221 Hey, you know what? 270 00:13:42,223 --> 00:13:44,055 Let me get you A sweater. 271 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,823 I got a sweater, okay? 272 00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:51,494 Ooh. 273 00:13:58,601 --> 00:14:00,369 Got my sweater all... 274 00:14:00,371 --> 00:14:02,071 It's so nice. 275 00:14:04,907 --> 00:14:06,908 I am so hot. 276 00:14:06,910 --> 00:14:08,876 Actually, this is Really hot. 277 00:14:10,113 --> 00:14:13,180 That beautiful night, And the moon and everything. 278 00:14:13,182 --> 00:14:17,251 But you can't swim, And there wasn't Room for you on the boat. 279 00:14:17,253 --> 00:14:20,253 That's what i have to do. 280 00:14:20,255 --> 00:14:21,620 I mean, it's getting... 281 00:14:21,622 --> 00:14:23,756 Come on, jack, Where are you? 282 00:14:23,758 --> 00:14:25,523 I'm gonna Get you, jack. 283 00:14:25,525 --> 00:14:27,025 Oh, this thing Won't work. 284 00:14:27,027 --> 00:14:28,593 Cut. Cut. Cut! 285 00:14:28,595 --> 00:14:29,995 What? What? What do you want? 286 00:14:29,997 --> 00:14:31,929 Hi. Hi. 287 00:14:31,931 --> 00:14:33,397 How you doin' Over there? 288 00:14:33,399 --> 00:14:35,333 I'm not doing Well at all. 289 00:14:35,335 --> 00:14:38,235 I can tell that. Listen, do you need A nap or something? 290 00:14:38,237 --> 00:14:39,669 No, i don't need Any nap! 291 00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:41,838 I'm just not strong Enough to cock it. 292 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,640 Did you just decide To waste everyone's Time today? 293 00:14:44,642 --> 00:14:46,008 Was it A conscious decision? 294 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,843 How dare you Talk to me like that? 295 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,845 Because this is how You cock a gun. 296 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,213 You see that? Just like that. Is that close enough for you? 297 00:14:52,215 --> 00:14:54,615 I can't do it When it's not my size. 298 00:14:54,617 --> 00:14:57,151 You have to get me a gun That's right for me. 299 00:14:57,153 --> 00:14:59,552 Not your size? You're the size Of a peanut. 300 00:14:59,554 --> 00:15:01,088 This is the size Of a shotgun. 301 00:15:01,090 --> 00:15:03,923 That's how you cock a gun. I've told you ten times. 302 00:15:03,925 --> 00:15:07,493 You know what? Titanic has one anchor. We don't need two. 303 00:15:07,495 --> 00:15:10,162 Oh, really? Yes. 304 00:15:10,164 --> 00:15:12,198 You like that? Let's give you A little bit more. 305 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,666 I'm sorry you can't C-c-cock the gun, But you're f-f-fired! 306 00:15:15,668 --> 00:15:19,337 Thank you. It'll be A good thing to get Rid of you anyway. 307 00:15:19,339 --> 00:15:21,938 I'm glad. Bye, bye, bye. 308 00:15:25,343 --> 00:15:29,445 Guys, we gotta talk. 309 00:15:29,447 --> 00:15:32,115 Oh. Oh, boy. 310 00:15:32,117 --> 00:15:33,316 I, uh... 311 00:15:33,318 --> 00:15:35,550 I'm afraid i, uh... 312 00:15:35,552 --> 00:15:37,119 I have horrible news For all of you. 313 00:15:37,121 --> 00:15:40,521 You're all gonna be Looking for another job. 314 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:44,458 In a nutshell, The movie that we made 315 00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:46,260 That we hoped Would make money, 316 00:15:46,262 --> 00:15:48,861 Came out and... 317 00:15:48,863 --> 00:15:51,998 We didn't make zero. 318 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,200 I know that sounds Pretty good, 319 00:15:54,202 --> 00:15:55,734 But it's actually Bad news, 320 00:15:55,736 --> 00:15:59,138 Because we ended up Owing money. 321 00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:02,507 You see, shipping costs, 322 00:16:02,509 --> 00:16:04,742 And the print costs, 323 00:16:04,744 --> 00:16:07,145 Put us in a position Where we owe 324 00:16:07,147 --> 00:16:09,246 More than It actually made. 325 00:16:09,248 --> 00:16:11,281 I wish we made zero. Believe me. 326 00:16:12,584 --> 00:16:13,917 Excuse me one second. 327 00:16:16,487 --> 00:16:18,354 Yes? 328 00:16:18,356 --> 00:16:20,222 I'm in an important meeting. 329 00:16:20,224 --> 00:16:22,023 Please. 330 00:16:22,025 --> 00:16:24,259 Mr. Storm, you wanna Look out the window, please? 331 00:16:24,261 --> 00:16:27,628 Mm-hmm. Okey-dokey. 332 00:16:33,468 --> 00:16:36,302 Sir, we're all over here. Yeah. Uh-huh. 333 00:16:40,006 --> 00:16:42,275 Okay. See you over here. 334 00:16:42,277 --> 00:16:43,775 Went to the wrong office Again, didn't i? 335 00:16:43,777 --> 00:16:45,743 I'll be right there. Yeah. 336 00:16:45,745 --> 00:16:48,213 Keep up the good work. Bye. 337 00:16:49,647 --> 00:16:51,248 Flop! 338 00:16:52,517 --> 00:16:54,485 Great job, wes. 339 00:16:54,487 --> 00:16:57,787 Everybody take a moment And give wes 340 00:16:57,789 --> 00:16:59,489 A big round of applause For shitting on our studio. 341 00:16:59,491 --> 00:17:02,525 You know what? Actually, To be fair, it was steve's idea. 342 00:17:02,527 --> 00:17:04,826 Was it? The shitting On the studio part? 343 00:17:04,828 --> 00:17:08,897 Was it your idea, steve? Did you direct it, steve? Who directed it, steve? 344 00:17:08,899 --> 00:17:11,165 I believe It was wes, yes. 345 00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:13,067 Hey, let's take a look At your projection. 346 00:17:13,069 --> 00:17:15,769 By the way, i remember We were talking about This before. 347 00:17:15,771 --> 00:17:18,371 This is what He projected for The opening weekend. 348 00:17:18,373 --> 00:17:20,673 I love these numbers. These are great numbers. Look at this. 349 00:17:20,675 --> 00:17:22,209 Whoo whoo whoo whoo whooo! 350 00:17:22,211 --> 00:17:24,676 Now, what the film Actually did was... 351 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:29,047 ...A little worse. Perhaps like this. 352 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:31,349 You know what i'm saying? You know what i'm saying, wes? 353 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,218 I'm expecting Big things-- 354 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,220 Wes, i really don't Wanna hear you talk. 355 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:39,389 I just wanna thank you So much for begging me 356 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,857 To let you Direct this film, 357 00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:44,727 Because we just lost $55 million. 358 00:17:44,729 --> 00:17:46,729 And of course, We're gonna need You to pay that back. 359 00:17:46,731 --> 00:17:49,999 I don't have That kind of money. 360 00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:52,200 We'll take it Out of your paycheck. 361 00:17:52,202 --> 00:17:55,103 Shouldn't take that long. Write that down, ben. Ben, ben? 362 00:17:55,105 --> 00:17:58,106 Take it out of his paycheck. Shouldn't take too long. 363 00:17:58,108 --> 00:18:01,175 People, we gotta Start over. 364 00:18:01,177 --> 00:18:02,909 We gotta Get back to basics. 365 00:18:02,911 --> 00:18:05,112 What makes a good film, A good movie? 366 00:18:05,114 --> 00:18:07,380 The script. Craft services. 367 00:18:07,382 --> 00:18:09,582 Paris hilton? Cream. 368 00:18:09,584 --> 00:18:12,184 Ice. Vanilla extract. 369 00:18:13,686 --> 00:18:15,587 It's true. Why? 370 00:18:15,589 --> 00:18:19,123 Because that's what's Payin' for the movies. 371 00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:23,694 I started making ice cream In the late 1970's. 372 00:18:23,696 --> 00:18:25,995 And that's where All my fame and fortune, 373 00:18:25,997 --> 00:18:28,031 That's where it came from. 374 00:18:28,033 --> 00:18:31,868 My company was called 30 flavors. 375 00:18:31,870 --> 00:18:34,803 No one could even imagine Back then. 376 00:18:34,805 --> 00:18:37,373 Thirty flavors of ice cream. 377 00:18:38,876 --> 00:18:43,878 That's when robbins Came up with 31. 378 00:18:45,381 --> 00:18:49,149 So i... I had To call it quits. 379 00:18:49,151 --> 00:18:52,486 You know, Open a movie studio. 380 00:18:52,488 --> 00:18:54,554 Rum raisin. Ech! 381 00:18:54,556 --> 00:18:57,490 Why couldn't I have thought of that? 382 00:18:57,492 --> 00:18:59,091 I'll tell you why. 383 00:18:59,093 --> 00:19:01,593 You don't want To give a kid liquor 384 00:19:01,595 --> 00:19:02,894 With raisins in it. 385 00:19:02,896 --> 00:19:04,896 What... What's that Teaching us? 386 00:19:04,898 --> 00:19:06,764 What's that teaching us? What's that teaching our kids? 387 00:19:06,766 --> 00:19:09,966 I even tried it. I tried drinking rum, 388 00:19:09,968 --> 00:19:12,436 Put raisins in it, It's hideous. 389 00:19:12,438 --> 00:19:14,370 Can you imagine freezing That up, putting it on a cone, 390 00:19:14,372 --> 00:19:16,272 And havin' a kid... 391 00:19:16,274 --> 00:19:20,042 What? What? What? What? I'm sorry. 392 00:19:20,044 --> 00:19:22,177 First things first. 393 00:19:22,179 --> 00:19:25,447 I will be leaving My little brother lester, 394 00:19:25,449 --> 00:19:28,583 Who i don't think Many of you have met yet, 395 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,718 Will be taking over For me. 396 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:33,187 I think dad would've Liked it that way anyway. 397 00:19:33,189 --> 00:19:35,288 He's a terrific guy. I know you're gonna like him. 398 00:19:35,290 --> 00:19:37,557 He is kind-hearted, He's sweet. 399 00:19:37,559 --> 00:19:39,192 He's like a puppy dog. 400 00:19:39,194 --> 00:19:41,461 You could tickle him On the chest. 401 00:19:41,463 --> 00:19:44,963 He's like a pussycat, But he's also conscientious. 402 00:19:44,965 --> 00:19:47,099 I think he'll have More of the temperament 403 00:19:47,101 --> 00:19:49,701 For this kind of work Than i do. 404 00:19:49,703 --> 00:19:53,871 I am having a problem Keeping my heart beating. 405 00:19:53,873 --> 00:19:57,608 Therefore, without Any further ado, I'll be taking my leave, 406 00:19:57,610 --> 00:20:02,045 And introducing you To my little brother Lester. Hang ten. 407 00:20:02,047 --> 00:20:04,480 Run a tighter ship. 408 00:20:12,322 --> 00:20:14,256 I'd like to thank My big brother 409 00:20:14,258 --> 00:20:17,524 For giving me This opportunity. Thanks, bro. 410 00:20:17,526 --> 00:20:22,028 I do understand That you're havin' a problem. 411 00:20:22,030 --> 00:20:24,764 So he sent me here To take care of business. 412 00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:29,802 Apparently, there's been Some problems with, uh... 413 00:20:29,803 --> 00:20:31,436 Your films. 414 00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:37,241 I need to understand What's goin' on around here. 415 00:20:37,243 --> 00:20:39,977 He seems nice. Totally. 416 00:20:39,979 --> 00:20:42,313 I guess one thing He didn't tell you 417 00:20:42,315 --> 00:20:44,080 Was that i just Got let out of prison. 418 00:20:44,082 --> 00:20:48,251 I was in prison For killing some people. 419 00:20:48,253 --> 00:20:51,520 I slaughtered A whole family. 420 00:20:51,522 --> 00:20:58,526 He probably told you that You could scratch my tummy. 421 00:21:02,631 --> 00:21:03,731 He mentioned it. 422 00:21:03,733 --> 00:21:05,999 But that ain't gonna happen. 423 00:21:06,001 --> 00:21:07,734 Because all these pictures That you make, 424 00:21:07,736 --> 00:21:09,269 And they just keep tankin', 425 00:21:09,271 --> 00:21:11,970 And that's really Burnin' my ass. 426 00:21:11,972 --> 00:21:15,574 I'm here to find out What you're gonna do about it. 427 00:21:17,911 --> 00:21:21,579 Boom, i got one! Okay? Buddy flick. Road trip, right? Everybody likes road trips. 428 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,348 All of a sudden, We're gonna have campfires. 429 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,148 There's water skis, There's boobs, 430 00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:26,950 And then a hurricane comes, Spins everybody around. 431 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,319 Everybody's, like, We're gonna die. 432 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,487 I haven't paid back My student loans. 433 00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:33,055 Slam, right into The middle of the desert. 434 00:21:33,057 --> 00:21:36,492 Only thing to eat, Low-fat yogurt. 435 00:21:36,494 --> 00:21:38,160 Let's see it. 436 00:21:38,162 --> 00:21:40,128 We didn't get A chance to make it. 437 00:21:40,130 --> 00:21:44,165 But we made something Much better. I'm sure You're gonna like it a lot. 438 00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:46,400 Yeah. It's much better Than his... 439 00:21:46,402 --> 00:21:51,138 Let me see how you look With this hat on. 440 00:21:51,140 --> 00:21:53,340 I think you look Kinda cute there. 441 00:21:53,342 --> 00:21:56,843 Wanna try on my glasses? No. 442 00:21:56,845 --> 00:22:00,579 I want my hat back. You can have it. It's all yours. 443 00:22:00,581 --> 00:22:03,582 I can't believe You ever dated him. He's such a pig. 444 00:22:03,584 --> 00:22:07,518 Aren't all men? They're such pigs. 445 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,186 I know. 446 00:22:09,188 --> 00:22:13,457 That one has green hair. No one has green hair. 447 00:22:13,459 --> 00:22:16,292 Come on, cheryl. Say something. 448 00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:18,328 I'm on my period. I'm grouchy. I don't wanna talk. 449 00:22:18,330 --> 00:22:20,329 Why the fuck did you Let them do that to you? 450 00:22:20,331 --> 00:22:22,531 I was ganged up on By a group of girls. 451 00:22:24,901 --> 00:22:27,068 Why? 452 00:22:27,070 --> 00:22:29,237 You didn't get To see the whole thing. 453 00:22:29,239 --> 00:22:34,040 And you need Some new shoes, my dear. 454 00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:35,709 He didn't get to see it all. 455 00:22:35,711 --> 00:22:38,412 I know we were gonna do That stupid road trip thing, 456 00:22:38,414 --> 00:22:40,481 But i mean, he was late, 457 00:22:40,483 --> 00:22:43,115 So i took matters Into my own hands. 458 00:22:43,117 --> 00:22:44,484 It's what anyone would do. 459 00:22:44,486 --> 00:22:48,487 I don't know What his problem is. 460 00:22:48,489 --> 00:22:51,623 Shit, wes, Light a match! Oh! 461 00:22:51,625 --> 00:22:53,592 Five minutes. I've heard enough. 462 00:22:53,594 --> 00:22:56,927 I was five minutes late, She's going on... Wah, wah, wah. 463 00:22:56,929 --> 00:22:59,897 Let's get honest here. I'm trying to work on Some concepts. 464 00:22:59,899 --> 00:23:02,699 Air bud meets days of thunder. That's real stuff. 465 00:23:02,701 --> 00:23:06,969 Dress me up as some dude-chick Hybrid in your terrible movie... 466 00:23:06,971 --> 00:23:09,505 God. Still hit that though. 467 00:23:09,507 --> 00:23:12,441 I'd like to hear From somebody else. 468 00:23:24,118 --> 00:23:25,852 They don't speak english. 469 00:23:25,854 --> 00:23:28,254 I realize that. 470 00:23:28,256 --> 00:23:30,289 We keep trying To fire 'em, 471 00:23:30,291 --> 00:23:32,024 But they keep Showin' up anyway. 472 00:23:34,995 --> 00:23:36,528 Let's see it. 473 00:23:41,401 --> 00:23:44,100 �Por que, jesus, por que? 474 00:24:16,564 --> 00:24:19,965 You're fired. Gracias, se�or. 475 00:24:22,168 --> 00:24:23,869 While they were making Titanic 2, 476 00:24:23,871 --> 00:24:27,104 Myself and brian Wrote a screenplay, 477 00:24:27,106 --> 00:24:28,940 And we put together A nice little script, 478 00:24:28,942 --> 00:24:31,140 And we got tom hanks Attached. 479 00:24:31,142 --> 00:24:33,577 Tom hanks? 480 00:24:33,579 --> 00:24:34,978 It's the biggest name Sunshine has ever... 481 00:24:34,980 --> 00:24:36,546 Tom hanks? Yeah. 482 00:24:36,548 --> 00:24:39,615 It's about the life Of albert einstein. 483 00:24:39,617 --> 00:24:41,550 We got exclusive rights To the story. 484 00:24:41,552 --> 00:24:44,386 It's about his life, and it Delves into his personal past, 485 00:24:44,388 --> 00:24:47,321 And his struggles Trying to come up with The theory of relativity. 486 00:24:47,323 --> 00:24:50,091 You mean the mc-squared thing? 487 00:24:50,093 --> 00:24:51,992 Right. Exactly. 488 00:24:51,994 --> 00:24:54,895 But what about his hair? 489 00:24:54,897 --> 00:24:59,131 I can make my hair Like albert einstein. Look. 490 00:24:59,133 --> 00:25:02,702 I'm albert einstein. Sunshine studio... 491 00:25:02,704 --> 00:25:05,137 I know the theory Of relativity. 492 00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:10,108 It's official, man. Our boss is insane. 493 00:25:10,110 --> 00:25:13,944 I think we should Take our script to sony. 494 00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:15,746 Let me give you Something, sir. 495 00:25:15,748 --> 00:25:17,447 I think you're really Gonna like this. 496 00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:19,582 What's the most popular Film genre? 497 00:25:19,584 --> 00:25:22,451 It's gotta be Martial arts, right? 498 00:25:22,453 --> 00:25:26,154 And what's the most popular Martial arts movie of all time? 499 00:25:26,156 --> 00:25:27,956 Kill bill. 500 00:25:27,958 --> 00:25:31,393 Yes, kill bill is definitely... Right behind that is ninja. 501 00:25:31,395 --> 00:25:37,331 And after that, The third most popular Is the prequel kid ninja. 502 00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:40,667 I'm gonna give you guys Something that's never Been done before. 503 00:25:40,669 --> 00:25:43,503 The prequel to the prequel. Let's see it. 504 00:25:47,741 --> 00:25:51,043 Where are the diamonds? In my diaper. 505 00:25:51,045 --> 00:25:55,379 Well, give them back. You'll have to Fight me for them. 506 00:25:59,586 --> 00:26:01,251 Counter punch. 507 00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:04,855 You know that you can See their hands. 508 00:26:04,857 --> 00:26:07,123 Not exactly, But close. 509 00:26:07,125 --> 00:26:08,925 Thanks, steve. 510 00:26:08,927 --> 00:26:10,960 Babies can't stand On their own. 511 00:26:10,962 --> 00:26:14,395 That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life. 512 00:26:14,397 --> 00:26:16,598 It was steve's idea. You gonna blame it on him now? 513 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:20,001 If you just play The rest of it, You'll see... 514 00:26:20,003 --> 00:26:23,136 uh, baby's crying. 515 00:26:25,608 --> 00:26:28,507 How come people Don't like my ideas? 516 00:26:28,509 --> 00:26:31,210 The reviewer said - the ghost story 517 00:26:31,212 --> 00:26:33,345 Didn't make sense. 518 00:26:33,347 --> 00:26:36,347 It's a love story On a haunted luxury liner 519 00:26:36,349 --> 00:26:38,083 That's hijacked By the mafia 520 00:26:38,085 --> 00:26:39,818 In the middle of An iraqi war zone. 521 00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:41,953 What part of that Does not make sense? 522 00:26:41,955 --> 00:26:45,690 Here's what i'm Gonna do now, okay? 523 00:26:52,730 --> 00:26:55,264 Whoo! 524 00:26:55,266 --> 00:26:58,701 Improv. Oh, okay. 525 00:26:58,703 --> 00:27:02,504 I need somebody To write a script. 526 00:27:02,506 --> 00:27:04,238 Anyone. 527 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,773 Anyone in here. 528 00:27:05,775 --> 00:27:09,143 I don't care if You're the fucking janitor. 529 00:27:09,145 --> 00:27:11,177 If you don't bring it to me... 530 00:27:11,179 --> 00:27:14,581 I'm going to start Firing this weapon. 531 00:27:14,583 --> 00:27:18,250 I'm out! 532 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,022 He just said anyone. 533 00:27:23,024 --> 00:27:24,923 I'm an anyone. 534 00:27:24,925 --> 00:27:27,826 Ding dong. Idea at the door. 535 00:27:27,828 --> 00:27:29,560 A fat guy Wanders into a zoo, 536 00:27:29,562 --> 00:27:31,595 Loses his friggin' wallet, Doesn't know where it is. 537 00:27:31,597 --> 00:27:34,665 A gorilla picks it up Who has an innate ability To count. 538 00:27:34,667 --> 00:27:37,100 What's this? A second climax? 539 00:27:37,102 --> 00:27:41,004 All of a sudden, He realizes animals Have feelings, too. 540 00:27:41,006 --> 00:27:43,439 I'm taking speech classes At a community college. 541 00:27:43,441 --> 00:27:44,906 I'm trying to further Myself right now. 542 00:27:44,908 --> 00:27:47,575 I got 64 credit hours Under my belt. 543 00:27:47,577 --> 00:27:49,410 But i'm an idea hamster. 544 00:27:49,412 --> 00:27:51,712 I never stop Generating ideas. 545 00:27:51,714 --> 00:27:54,715 If you're gonna be a bear, Be a grizzly. 546 00:27:54,717 --> 00:27:56,483 Right now, i'm workin' on My "hot words." 547 00:27:56,485 --> 00:27:59,519 That's including but not Limited to boom, bam, 548 00:27:59,521 --> 00:28:01,821 What up, listen up, Here comes the mother ship, 549 00:28:01,823 --> 00:28:04,757 Shotgun blast, you know. They're attention grabbers. 550 00:28:04,759 --> 00:28:07,760 People are responding, They build confidence, They build energy. 551 00:28:07,762 --> 00:28:09,528 Doesn't even matter What you're sayin'. 552 00:28:09,530 --> 00:28:12,496 Ooh, hop on the pain train On this one. 553 00:28:12,498 --> 00:28:15,066 Check this out. Idea at the door. Ding dong. 554 00:28:19,304 --> 00:28:21,504 One ping, and one ping only. 555 00:28:21,506 --> 00:28:23,640 Periscope up. We found the friggin' idea. 556 00:28:23,642 --> 00:28:25,841 I hate the sound Of his voice. 557 00:28:25,843 --> 00:28:28,010 Reminds me of the sound Your body makes 558 00:28:28,012 --> 00:28:29,611 When you try to Hold in a fart. 559 00:28:29,613 --> 00:28:32,446 Hello. Hello. Hey, sleepyhead, You ignoring me? 560 00:28:32,448 --> 00:28:34,549 This is an $85 shirt. 561 00:28:34,551 --> 00:28:36,350 Let's not forget What tupac told us. 562 00:28:36,352 --> 00:28:38,887 Tryin' to make a dollar Out of 15 cents here. 563 00:28:38,889 --> 00:28:41,855 Boom, boom. That was loaded. Put that away. 564 00:28:41,857 --> 00:28:44,024 I'm pretty sure She's into my ideas. 565 00:28:44,026 --> 00:28:46,392 Like, she knows A good man when she sees one. 566 00:28:46,394 --> 00:28:48,728 Right now, i know that i'm Gettin' those looks from her. 567 00:28:48,730 --> 00:28:52,198 I'm gettin' those, "hey, what's up on A late-night mistake" look. 568 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,567 And that's the way she operates. I know how she is. 569 00:28:55,569 --> 00:28:58,503 She said "what up?" Earlier Over at the potato salad In the break room. 570 00:28:58,505 --> 00:29:00,938 I catch her lookin' All the doggone time. 571 00:29:09,146 --> 00:29:11,380 Remember to smile, randy. 572 00:29:11,382 --> 00:29:13,548 Oh, hey, wendy. 573 00:29:13,550 --> 00:29:15,650 You ready for Poetry club? 574 00:29:15,652 --> 00:29:18,987 I have this neighbor, And her name's wendy, 575 00:29:18,989 --> 00:29:20,955 And she's kinda wonderful. 576 00:29:20,957 --> 00:29:26,094 But i can never tell her. I'm way too insecure. 577 00:29:26,096 --> 00:29:29,863 I'm damaged goods, If you know what i mean. 578 00:29:29,865 --> 00:29:32,665 I think i like you, wendy. Love you, really. 579 00:29:32,667 --> 00:29:35,000 Matter of fact, I love you a lot Since i met you, 580 00:29:35,002 --> 00:29:38,104 And i wanna have Babies with you. A lot of babies. 581 00:29:38,106 --> 00:29:40,039 Like, quintuplets. 582 00:29:40,041 --> 00:29:42,573 She does not have a clue. 583 00:29:42,575 --> 00:29:45,176 I'm pretty good At hiding my feelings. 584 00:29:45,178 --> 00:29:47,112 This is My grandma's ring. 585 00:29:47,114 --> 00:29:51,314 I was wondering if maybe You'd wear it on Your finger forever. 586 00:29:51,316 --> 00:29:54,184 And okay, You can turn around now. 587 00:29:54,186 --> 00:29:55,918 You don't Want to. 588 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,554 It was a stupid idea. You hate it, you hate me. 589 00:29:58,556 --> 00:30:02,257 I'm sorry. Sorry to upset you. 590 00:30:02,259 --> 00:30:05,827 You don't have to give me The silent treatment, though. 591 00:30:05,829 --> 00:30:08,796 I mean, two can Play at that game. 592 00:30:08,798 --> 00:30:10,998 No, they can't. 593 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,968 Why did she do that? I'm so stupid. 594 00:30:13,970 --> 00:30:17,470 She's so pretty. Oh, great, I'm evicted. 595 00:30:17,472 --> 00:30:20,606 I'm evicted. 596 00:30:20,608 --> 00:30:22,641 Randy? Did you hear me? I'm evicted. 597 00:30:22,643 --> 00:30:24,476 Did you say something? 598 00:30:24,478 --> 00:30:28,147 Oh, you had Headphones on. 599 00:30:28,149 --> 00:30:29,981 Oh, thank god. 600 00:30:29,983 --> 00:30:33,384 I have those ipod ones, And you can't hear a thing. 601 00:30:33,386 --> 00:30:35,987 What are you doing? 602 00:30:35,989 --> 00:30:37,954 I was just Lockin' up. 603 00:30:37,956 --> 00:30:40,090 I'm neurotic, So i gotta lock it Like, 50 times. 604 00:30:40,092 --> 00:30:44,894 I'm like jack nicholson In as good as it gets. "Step over the crack." 605 00:30:44,896 --> 00:30:46,996 Are you okay? I'm okay. I'm totally okay. 606 00:30:46,998 --> 00:30:50,498 Look, i got a present. An eviction notice. Ready? 607 00:30:53,903 --> 00:30:55,970 I can't wait to hear All the poems today. 608 00:30:55,972 --> 00:30:58,205 I love poems. 609 00:30:58,207 --> 00:31:00,174 I know you do. 610 00:31:00,176 --> 00:31:04,777 I don't think randy Actually knows what a poem is. 611 00:31:04,779 --> 00:31:08,347 I truly believe He thinks he does. But he's trying, though. 612 00:31:08,349 --> 00:31:13,051 This is... This is A totally original poem. 613 00:31:17,455 --> 00:31:20,191 "I am black, Grew up in the hood, 614 00:31:20,193 --> 00:31:22,226 "have no parents, Shot by cops, 615 00:31:22,228 --> 00:31:26,296 "bling bling, blang blang, Bling bling, bust a cap, Bust a cap, bust a cap. 616 00:31:26,298 --> 00:31:28,597 "Sixteen years old And never found love, 617 00:31:28,599 --> 00:31:34,136 "speak in rap, Wanna fly like a dove Up above the clouds. 618 00:31:34,138 --> 00:31:36,538 The clouds." 619 00:31:36,540 --> 00:31:40,274 Some people think they can Do the spoken word. 620 00:31:40,276 --> 00:31:42,476 A bit of times, It does come out 621 00:31:42,478 --> 00:31:44,912 Like verbal diarrhea Of the mouth. 622 00:31:44,914 --> 00:31:48,815 "The clouds calls rain..." Wait, i'm sorry. 623 00:31:48,817 --> 00:31:51,017 That's okay. We understood Where you were going. 624 00:31:51,019 --> 00:31:56,688 I am the head of Poetry survivors. 625 00:31:56,690 --> 00:31:59,023 There are some dues That we do have to pay. 626 00:31:59,025 --> 00:32:04,395 Each member has to pay A small fee of $1,500 a week. 627 00:32:04,397 --> 00:32:06,796 I know it seems hefty, But it covers 628 00:32:06,798 --> 00:32:10,200 Quite a few different aspects, For one, my rent. 629 00:32:10,202 --> 00:32:15,171 Um... And if i'm homeless, I certainly can't hold up A theater group. 630 00:32:15,173 --> 00:32:17,840 So here at This poetry club, 631 00:32:17,842 --> 00:32:22,543 We are trying To showcase Original works. 632 00:32:22,545 --> 00:32:24,445 It's a policy. 633 00:32:24,447 --> 00:32:26,914 Was that yours? Mm-hmm. Yeah. 634 00:32:26,916 --> 00:32:31,185 Really? About being Black and 16? 635 00:32:31,187 --> 00:32:32,819 Dut-dut-dut-dut-dut. 636 00:32:32,821 --> 00:32:35,221 Are you sure It was yours? 637 00:32:35,223 --> 00:32:37,957 Well, uh, no. Not all of it. 638 00:32:37,959 --> 00:32:41,894 But the dut-dut. I'm sorry. I found it On the internet. 639 00:32:41,896 --> 00:32:43,795 Okay. Okay. 640 00:32:43,797 --> 00:32:45,730 But i can read my script If you like. 641 00:32:45,732 --> 00:32:48,332 No, no. That's okay. 642 00:32:48,334 --> 00:32:50,567 Maybe next week. 643 00:32:50,569 --> 00:32:52,603 Randy always wants To read his script. 644 00:32:52,605 --> 00:32:54,537 He gets so into it. I hate it. 645 00:32:54,539 --> 00:33:00,809 He assigns everybody parts, And it's so long and boring. 646 00:33:02,879 --> 00:33:06,548 Looks like you and randy Have been going out a lot. 647 00:33:06,550 --> 00:33:08,783 Yeah, i guess so. Yeah. That's great. 648 00:33:08,785 --> 00:33:12,353 I mean, he's got a lot Of great qualities. 649 00:33:12,355 --> 00:33:14,621 He... He's a guy. 650 00:33:14,623 --> 00:33:16,390 He's a great guy. 651 00:33:16,392 --> 00:33:18,758 What exactly Do you see in him? 652 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:23,029 Look, i know He's not perfect, But neither am i. 653 00:33:23,031 --> 00:33:25,697 Do you know what he does Every morning? 654 00:33:25,699 --> 00:33:28,766 I don't know. Copy down Shakespeare and call it His own? 655 00:33:28,768 --> 00:33:31,602 He goes to His grandma's At the nursing home. 656 00:33:31,604 --> 00:33:36,140 And she has alzheimer's. She wouldn't even know If he came or not. 657 00:33:36,142 --> 00:33:38,409 But he goes every day. 658 00:33:38,411 --> 00:33:41,145 That's why he wants To be a screenwriter, You know. 659 00:33:41,147 --> 00:33:43,512 So he can make Lots of money And be able 660 00:33:43,514 --> 00:33:46,015 To take care of her The proper way. 661 00:33:46,017 --> 00:33:48,918 There's not a lot Of guys left like that In the world. 662 00:33:50,519 --> 00:33:53,155 Oh, my god. I'm such a bitch. 663 00:33:53,157 --> 00:33:55,523 I mean, i had no idea. 664 00:33:55,525 --> 00:33:57,658 I... I totally thought He was kind of an idiot, 665 00:33:57,660 --> 00:33:59,860 But i was so wrong. 666 00:33:59,862 --> 00:34:03,930 Hey, randy. Are you getting sleepy? 667 00:34:11,004 --> 00:34:13,038 Hey, ben. 668 00:34:15,475 --> 00:34:20,311 Ben! The guys have been Having a great time Here at work. 669 00:34:20,313 --> 00:34:24,714 They've been calling me ben, Which i just think is so funny. 670 00:34:24,716 --> 00:34:26,850 Ben, damn it, ben! Benjamin! Ben! 671 00:34:26,852 --> 00:34:30,819 Ben, where is My coffee, ben? Ben. 672 00:34:30,821 --> 00:34:32,989 They have This good one, right? 673 00:34:32,991 --> 00:34:35,657 They made out My paycheck to ben, 674 00:34:35,659 --> 00:34:37,993 Which is just So hilarious. 675 00:34:37,995 --> 00:34:40,428 I tried to explain that To the bank. 676 00:34:40,430 --> 00:34:42,230 They didn't get it, 677 00:34:42,232 --> 00:34:46,166 Which is a serious problem, Because i can't pay my rent now. 678 00:34:46,168 --> 00:34:48,535 "Ben." 679 00:34:48,537 --> 00:34:50,471 Did you just eat that? 680 00:34:50,473 --> 00:34:52,705 Yeah. 681 00:34:55,209 --> 00:34:57,276 My name's ernie. 682 00:34:57,278 --> 00:34:59,378 I'm 38 years young, 683 00:34:59,380 --> 00:35:03,715 And i'm a production assistant Here with randy, 684 00:35:03,717 --> 00:35:05,582 Which is great. 685 00:35:05,584 --> 00:35:09,753 It's always been my dream To become a production Assistant. 686 00:35:09,755 --> 00:35:12,389 Some people Like to dream high. 687 00:35:12,391 --> 00:35:17,093 But if you set Your goals too high, You might not ever reach 'em. 688 00:35:18,861 --> 00:35:21,963 The shitter's Clogged again. 689 00:35:21,965 --> 00:35:25,599 Um, apparently, target Was looking for someone 690 00:35:25,601 --> 00:35:28,069 With more "people skills." 691 00:35:29,204 --> 00:35:31,139 I would've killed For that job. 692 00:35:33,707 --> 00:35:36,809 Don't worry about it, man. I'll take care of it For you, okay? 693 00:35:36,811 --> 00:35:39,545 You just, You know, relax. 694 00:35:41,581 --> 00:35:44,283 I have a very weak stomach. 695 00:35:44,285 --> 00:35:48,920 I can't really do The toilets or sometimes, 696 00:35:48,922 --> 00:35:52,524 Take out the trash, 'cause i'll gag sometimes. 697 00:35:52,526 --> 00:35:55,159 Usually always. 698 00:35:55,161 --> 00:35:59,995 That and fish filets From mcdonald's. 699 00:35:59,997 --> 00:36:02,231 It's something With the sauce. 700 00:36:02,233 --> 00:36:06,269 It's like the white And the green. 701 00:36:06,271 --> 00:36:09,271 Just thinkin' about it Makes me wanna... 702 00:36:09,273 --> 00:36:11,506 I can't even think About fish. 703 00:36:11,508 --> 00:36:14,308 It just... Sorry. 704 00:36:17,512 --> 00:36:19,746 Sorry. I have These nightmares. 705 00:36:19,748 --> 00:36:21,481 I know we were Doin' this interview. 706 00:36:21,483 --> 00:36:24,517 I dream of these spoof movies All the time, 707 00:36:24,519 --> 00:36:26,953 And i hate it. 708 00:36:26,955 --> 00:36:28,954 I don't know Where it comes from. 709 00:36:28,956 --> 00:36:31,190 Maybe my childhood. Maybe a... 710 00:36:35,927 --> 00:36:39,097 you have to love Naked gun. 711 00:36:39,099 --> 00:36:41,298 Why aren't you laughin'? Laugh! 712 00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:44,534 Dad, it was funny The first few hundred Times we watched it. 713 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:46,536 What if we watch Something else? 714 00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:51,440 That's a great idea. What about Naked gun 33 1/3, huh? 715 00:36:51,442 --> 00:36:53,942 How about I get the popcorn? 716 00:36:53,944 --> 00:36:55,810 You stay there. I'll get it. 717 00:36:55,812 --> 00:36:58,079 Okay, dad. Oh, man. 718 00:37:05,553 --> 00:37:07,721 Thanks, man. 719 00:37:07,723 --> 00:37:11,657 It's just, last time, I started throwin' up When i tried to fix it. 720 00:37:11,659 --> 00:37:13,226 No biggie, man. I understand. 721 00:37:14,561 --> 00:37:16,694 I owe you big time. 722 00:37:17,963 --> 00:37:21,133 Is it bad in there? You have no idea. 723 00:37:21,135 --> 00:37:24,768 Overall, my lifelong Dream and goal 724 00:37:24,770 --> 00:37:29,772 Is to find and marry And settle down with A beautiful woman. 725 00:37:31,575 --> 00:37:33,143 He's not comin'. 726 00:37:33,145 --> 00:37:35,411 If he isn't, I'm in charge. Right, wes. 727 00:37:35,413 --> 00:37:37,846 You see the way He was acting? He was looking for 728 00:37:37,848 --> 00:37:39,348 Any reason to punch Someone on their ass. 729 00:37:39,350 --> 00:37:41,783 You know what? Steve's in charge. No, i'm good. 730 00:37:41,785 --> 00:37:44,985 So do you guys think That was a real gun He was packin'? 731 00:37:44,987 --> 00:37:48,256 You bet it was. Hi there. 732 00:37:48,258 --> 00:37:50,990 Michael foster, Lester's lawyer. 733 00:37:50,992 --> 00:37:54,261 Lester's been arrested For killing his parole officer. 734 00:37:54,263 --> 00:37:57,163 He shot and killed About 20 people. 735 00:37:57,165 --> 00:37:59,731 That's awful. You're tellin' me. 736 00:37:59,733 --> 00:38:02,134 So what's gonna Happen to him now? 737 00:38:02,136 --> 00:38:04,369 He'll get about Five or six days in jail. 738 00:38:04,371 --> 00:38:06,371 He'll be out on parole Soon enough. I am His lawyer after all. 739 00:38:06,373 --> 00:38:08,640 Really? No. 740 00:38:08,642 --> 00:38:10,475 I'd say the electric chair's About the best he can Hope for now. 741 00:38:10,477 --> 00:38:12,309 Que horrible. 742 00:38:12,311 --> 00:38:15,111 You're probably wondering Who is going to Take over the studio 743 00:38:15,113 --> 00:38:17,514 In lester's absence. It's his wishes 744 00:38:17,516 --> 00:38:21,984 That i introduce to you His associate, nancy longbottom. 745 00:38:21,986 --> 00:38:27,088 Let's hope she's hot. No more fives and sixes In the office. 746 00:38:27,090 --> 00:38:30,425 Hey, nancy. Thank you, michael. 747 00:38:30,427 --> 00:38:32,959 Isn't nancy A girl's name? 748 00:38:32,961 --> 00:38:35,062 Wes! So lame. 749 00:38:35,064 --> 00:38:38,265 No, that's fine. I've Heard it since i was a kid. Got used to it now. 750 00:38:38,267 --> 00:38:42,635 I have to get going, And i'm gonna leave you In the capable hands of nancy. 751 00:38:42,637 --> 00:38:44,637 Thanks, michael. 752 00:38:44,639 --> 00:38:46,805 Let me just be the first To say we're really Glad to have you here. 753 00:38:46,807 --> 00:38:48,640 You have some Pretty big shoes to fill. 754 00:38:48,642 --> 00:38:53,444 Shut up, fat face. And you. You ever laugh at my name again, 755 00:38:53,446 --> 00:38:56,747 I'll put my arm Down your throat, Grab hold of your balls, 756 00:38:56,749 --> 00:38:59,182 Pull 'em out And kick you In the nuts. 757 00:38:59,184 --> 00:39:01,251 All right, son? 758 00:39:01,253 --> 00:39:05,722 You might have noticed I've got a bit of a complex About my name. 759 00:39:07,390 --> 00:39:09,057 Now... 760 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,928 Now that we all know Who's got the biggest Set of bollocks around here, 761 00:39:13,930 --> 00:39:15,630 Let's get Down to business. 762 00:39:15,632 --> 00:39:18,899 I'm here to make sure You hit your deadlines. 763 00:39:18,901 --> 00:39:21,034 You have a couple of days. 764 00:39:21,036 --> 00:39:23,637 So far, you're filling Those shoes nicely. 765 00:39:23,639 --> 00:39:26,072 Shut it. So i'm here 766 00:39:26,074 --> 00:39:29,342 To give you some inspiration. In fact, 767 00:39:29,344 --> 00:39:31,344 I'm gonna tell you A story. 768 00:39:31,346 --> 00:39:34,346 Once upon a time, In the east end of london, 769 00:39:34,348 --> 00:39:37,415 There was a little lad. He used to go to the movies 770 00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:41,218 Every sunday with his auntie. His name was nancy. 771 00:39:41,220 --> 00:39:45,055 Nancy's favorite movie Was a movie called snatch, 772 00:39:45,057 --> 00:39:48,691 Because it had this big, Fierce guy in there. 773 00:39:48,693 --> 00:39:51,160 His name was Bullet-tooth tony. 774 00:39:51,162 --> 00:39:54,229 Now bullet-tooth tony... 775 00:39:54,231 --> 00:39:59,067 Had a gun, and it was A desert eagle .50. 776 00:39:59,069 --> 00:40:04,071 A bit similar to this one. 777 00:40:04,073 --> 00:40:09,342 Now... If you lot Don't write this script, 778 00:40:09,344 --> 00:40:12,445 I'm gonna end up shootin' At least six of ya. 779 00:40:13,847 --> 00:40:15,514 So let's get it done, Shall we? 780 00:40:18,017 --> 00:40:21,320 Now! No me mate, por favor. 781 00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:31,027 I'm just reading The u.S. Mandated set of rules 782 00:40:31,029 --> 00:40:33,697 For all businesses. 783 00:40:33,699 --> 00:40:38,133 I don't know exactly If it specifically says 784 00:40:38,135 --> 00:40:40,703 It's illegal to bring A gun to work 785 00:40:40,705 --> 00:40:43,538 And threaten your employees, 786 00:40:43,540 --> 00:40:47,809 But i'm pretty positive It says it here somewhere. 787 00:40:49,278 --> 00:40:51,679 I know you can't Bring two guns, 788 00:40:51,681 --> 00:40:54,415 Or have two people Bring a gun at the same time. 789 00:41:10,128 --> 00:41:12,162 'Ello there. 790 00:41:12,164 --> 00:41:14,398 I'm bullet-tooth... Ah! 791 00:41:18,736 --> 00:41:22,939 Yep. Right here. Right here. No, that's not it. 792 00:41:22,941 --> 00:41:24,606 I think It's a great idea. 793 00:41:24,608 --> 00:41:26,241 Really? You're not Just saying that? 794 00:41:26,243 --> 00:41:27,543 No. I think He'll love your script. 795 00:41:27,545 --> 00:41:29,945 I think people will Really connect with it. 796 00:41:29,947 --> 00:41:32,213 I've never read it. 797 00:41:32,215 --> 00:41:34,549 Here's what happened. 798 00:41:34,551 --> 00:41:36,351 The script is really long, 799 00:41:36,353 --> 00:41:39,319 So i took a week Off of work to read it. 800 00:41:39,321 --> 00:41:41,621 I was at my apartment Out on the balcony, 801 00:41:41,623 --> 00:41:45,558 It was really windy, And the pages started Blowin' everywhere. 802 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,394 All over the place. And when i say everywhere, 803 00:41:48,396 --> 00:41:51,129 I mean everywhere. They were all over My neighborhood. 804 00:41:51,131 --> 00:41:54,298 It's over 600 pages. 805 00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:57,469 And here's the thing. He didn't number them. 806 00:41:57,471 --> 00:42:01,071 You have to number Your pages always. 807 00:42:01,073 --> 00:42:04,441 So i didn't Get to read it. 808 00:42:04,443 --> 00:42:07,076 Let me ask you A question about My script that you read. 809 00:42:07,078 --> 00:42:10,079 The father scene Where my father was Abusive to the character, 810 00:42:10,081 --> 00:42:12,313 Do you think the color I picked for the tricycle 811 00:42:12,315 --> 00:42:14,349 Matches the emotional Tone of the scene? 812 00:42:14,351 --> 00:42:15,751 Um, i... What color was it? 813 00:42:15,753 --> 00:42:18,253 What was it? 814 00:42:18,255 --> 00:42:21,088 I can't quite remember. I'm forgetting. 815 00:42:21,090 --> 00:42:22,956 Green? No, green was my big wheel. 816 00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:24,992 Red? No, it wouldn't be red. 817 00:42:24,994 --> 00:42:27,360 So aren't you A little worried about The length of your script? 818 00:42:27,362 --> 00:42:29,362 No. Why, do you think It's too short? 819 00:42:29,364 --> 00:42:31,498 He said it should be, Like, 90 pages. 820 00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:34,132 So you should probably Hurry up if you want To finish it, right? 821 00:42:34,134 --> 00:42:37,603 Yeah, i better get goin'. I've only got four hours left. 822 00:42:37,605 --> 00:42:39,371 It's not due till Tomorrow morning. 823 00:42:39,373 --> 00:42:41,272 But my bedtime's 10:00. Where are you going? 824 00:42:41,274 --> 00:42:43,508 Randy, i drove you today. 825 00:42:44,710 --> 00:42:46,743 No running in the halls. 826 00:42:46,745 --> 00:42:48,244 Hi, randy. 827 00:42:48,246 --> 00:42:50,246 Oh, hey, gotta go. Lot of work to do. 828 00:42:50,248 --> 00:42:52,783 Okay? Love you though. 829 00:42:52,785 --> 00:42:56,218 I'm sorry. I actually Didn't mean that Last part, okay? 830 00:42:56,220 --> 00:42:58,253 Have a good day. You didn't? 831 00:42:58,255 --> 00:43:00,288 Huh? No. Gotta go! 832 00:43:41,024 --> 00:43:43,024 Oh, no. 833 00:43:43,026 --> 00:43:45,360 Oh, god. Oh, god. 834 00:43:46,963 --> 00:43:49,096 Oh, no! 835 00:43:52,434 --> 00:43:54,635 Hi, randy. Oh, hey. How are ya? 836 00:43:54,637 --> 00:43:59,272 Good, and you? Fine. Totally fine. 837 00:43:59,274 --> 00:44:01,107 Well, back to work. 838 00:44:04,611 --> 00:44:07,346 Oh, no. 839 00:44:15,521 --> 00:44:17,688 What happened? 840 00:44:23,927 --> 00:44:26,161 Fifteen. Eight. 841 00:44:26,163 --> 00:44:29,164 Ninety-seven. Eight. Okay. 842 00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:33,502 And... 90. Done. 843 00:44:37,438 --> 00:44:40,307 So i'm stealing that little Prick's tricycle script. 844 00:44:40,309 --> 00:44:43,544 I can't lose my job. How am i gonna do it? 845 00:44:43,546 --> 00:44:45,344 Easy. Rule 846 00:44:49,049 --> 00:44:50,349 What? 847 00:45:04,695 --> 00:45:06,630 Shit! 848 00:45:15,505 --> 00:45:18,740 Something about smoke alarms. I don't know. I always forget. 849 00:45:24,446 --> 00:45:27,648 Rule 850 00:45:27,650 --> 00:45:30,383 Wait, i don't think that's... 851 00:45:33,821 --> 00:45:38,424 Today is the day I get to pitch my script. 852 00:45:38,426 --> 00:45:42,160 This could be the beginning Of my new life. 853 00:45:43,495 --> 00:45:45,564 Apparently, i peed My pants last night, 854 00:45:45,566 --> 00:45:48,165 And i think there might have Been a fire in my apartment. 855 00:45:52,970 --> 00:45:55,337 Well, guys... 856 00:45:56,506 --> 00:45:59,308 You must admit, All your ideas are crap. 857 00:45:59,310 --> 00:46:03,712 So, matt and brian Apparently have a script 858 00:46:03,714 --> 00:46:08,482 With a big name attached, So, matt, brian. 859 00:46:10,852 --> 00:46:13,787 I can't work there anymore. That is not a studio, okay? 860 00:46:13,789 --> 00:46:16,856 It's a joke. I've never Heard of one of their movies. 861 00:46:16,858 --> 00:46:19,025 Tom hanks. We had tom hanks. 862 00:46:19,027 --> 00:46:20,525 Tom hanks on A letter Of intent. 863 00:46:20,527 --> 00:46:23,261 Go away. Get out. Come on, man, let's go. 864 00:46:25,532 --> 00:46:28,399 Fantastic, randy. Thanks for joining us. 865 00:46:28,401 --> 00:46:32,203 I don't suppose There's any chance of you Comin' out with a screenplay 866 00:46:32,205 --> 00:46:33,671 Or anything? 867 00:46:33,673 --> 00:46:36,239 I think you're all Gonna really like it. 868 00:46:36,241 --> 00:46:38,341 Love it, really. 869 00:46:38,343 --> 00:46:41,543 I've been working on it My whole life. 870 00:46:41,545 --> 00:46:44,146 It couldn't be crappier Than wes' idea about a tricycle. 871 00:46:46,183 --> 00:46:48,349 Yeah, it was stupid. What? 872 00:46:48,351 --> 00:46:50,485 Am i not Speakin' english? 873 00:46:50,487 --> 00:46:53,955 Wes here wanted To do a movie About... 874 00:46:53,957 --> 00:46:57,357 Some abused kid On a tricycle. Same old tired crap. 875 00:46:57,359 --> 00:47:01,628 Abuse happens every day. Just suck it up. Whatever. 876 00:47:05,365 --> 00:47:09,635 I can't believe it. I was going to pitch A very similar idea 877 00:47:09,637 --> 00:47:12,004 About a tricycle And an abused kid. 878 00:47:12,006 --> 00:47:17,241 So what's your idea? My idea. You probably Want my idea. 879 00:47:17,243 --> 00:47:19,810 Oh, jesus christ. 880 00:47:19,812 --> 00:47:22,278 Jesus christ. 881 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,515 I would like to thank you all For joining me 882 00:47:25,517 --> 00:47:27,851 For my last supper. 883 00:47:27,853 --> 00:47:30,986 Now, first things first. 884 00:47:30,988 --> 00:47:36,323 Must we all be on The same side of the table? 885 00:47:36,325 --> 00:47:38,860 I don't understand. There's no chairs. 886 00:47:40,797 --> 00:47:43,697 Perhaps a few of you Could move to the other Side of the table. 887 00:47:43,699 --> 00:47:47,167 That way, we could See each other. 888 00:47:47,169 --> 00:47:49,536 Forget it. 889 00:47:49,538 --> 00:47:52,638 I'm afraid i have Some troubling news. 890 00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:59,477 One of you At this very table 891 00:47:59,479 --> 00:48:01,612 Is going to betray me. 892 00:48:03,015 --> 00:48:06,616 Now, i won't say who. 893 00:48:06,618 --> 00:48:10,720 I don't think That's the right thing to do. 894 00:48:12,022 --> 00:48:15,858 Judas! 895 00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:21,697 But i will... I will say that It's none of you six men. 896 00:48:24,700 --> 00:48:26,801 Nor is it you. 897 00:48:28,603 --> 00:48:30,537 Or you. 898 00:48:34,175 --> 00:48:36,943 No. Or you. 899 00:48:40,113 --> 00:48:43,215 It is not you. 900 00:48:43,217 --> 00:48:45,449 Or judas. 901 00:48:46,952 --> 00:48:49,353 Ben! Randy? 902 00:48:49,355 --> 00:48:52,055 Hey, ben, wake up. 903 00:48:52,057 --> 00:48:54,858 Ben, this is Your big chance. 904 00:48:54,860 --> 00:48:56,727 Ben. Randy. 905 00:48:56,729 --> 00:48:57,794 Ben. Hey, ben! 906 00:49:02,065 --> 00:49:04,666 What's your bloody idea? 907 00:49:04,668 --> 00:49:07,602 This is Your big chance. 908 00:49:07,604 --> 00:49:10,338 Spoof movie. Spoof movie? 909 00:49:10,340 --> 00:49:12,806 Oh, no. I hate Spoof movies. 910 00:49:12,808 --> 00:49:15,675 'Cause that's brilliant. I said it, i did. I love them. 911 00:49:15,677 --> 00:49:18,078 It's a good idea. Can you expand on it For us? 912 00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,213 There's no plot. Script? 913 00:49:20,215 --> 00:49:23,182 No script. Good. 914 00:49:23,184 --> 00:49:29,054 A spoof improv movie. Yeah, that's what I was goin' for. 915 00:49:29,056 --> 00:49:31,156 Improv spoof movie. Yeah. 916 00:49:31,158 --> 00:49:32,690 Title? 917 00:49:32,692 --> 00:49:38,428 Not another, um... Not another... Movie. 918 00:49:38,430 --> 00:49:41,965 I like it. What do you think, guys? 919 00:49:41,967 --> 00:49:44,567 Do we agree? I like it? 920 00:49:44,569 --> 00:49:46,435 We're gonna have So much fun on this. 921 00:49:46,437 --> 00:49:48,837 We all agree? We're all focused On the same direction. 922 00:49:48,839 --> 00:49:51,106 Now i don't Have to kill ya. 923 00:49:54,210 --> 00:49:57,444 Long day. 924 00:49:58,781 --> 00:50:02,415 I'm frustrated. Spoof movies! 925 00:50:04,519 --> 00:50:07,753 All the time, every minute, I fall asleep, you know, 926 00:50:07,755 --> 00:50:09,221 And i dream Of these spoof movies, 927 00:50:09,223 --> 00:50:10,790 And i hate it. I wanna be... 928 00:50:11,959 --> 00:50:14,759 Sorry. When i think of A spoof movie, 929 00:50:14,761 --> 00:50:18,096 I just... ... I kinda get upset. 930 00:50:18,098 --> 00:50:22,132 But i wanna dream of art movies, You know, like the piano. 931 00:50:22,134 --> 00:50:24,634 Or pi. Those are art. 932 00:50:24,636 --> 00:50:28,005 Not spoofs. Not at all. 933 00:50:28,007 --> 00:50:30,472 Randy. What? 934 00:50:47,655 --> 00:50:53,126 Okay, go and write it, dude. Write your spoof movie, man. 935 00:50:53,128 --> 00:50:54,794 Yeah, sure. 936 00:50:54,796 --> 00:50:59,097 Congratulations. Let's do a spoof movie. 937 00:51:00,766 --> 00:51:03,267 I got a lot of Brainstorming to do On the spoof movies. 938 00:51:03,269 --> 00:51:05,036 I love spoof movies. 939 00:51:09,107 --> 00:51:11,341 Do i think they'll do it? 940 00:51:12,776 --> 00:51:15,411 It's possible. Do i think i could 941 00:51:15,413 --> 00:51:17,947 Kill one of them And get away with it? 942 00:51:17,949 --> 00:51:19,715 It's possible. 943 00:51:22,585 --> 00:51:26,020 It's possible. 944 00:51:26,022 --> 00:51:29,590 So stupid! So stupid! 945 00:51:33,728 --> 00:51:37,429 Spoof movie! 946 00:51:58,382 --> 00:52:01,784 Oh, sorry, kitty. Daddy's... 947 00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:04,387 Wait a second. I don't have a cat. 948 00:52:06,489 --> 00:52:08,957 This isn't my apartment. - Hello? 949 00:52:15,264 --> 00:52:17,564 So... 950 00:52:17,566 --> 00:52:19,933 Why are you so sad? 951 00:52:19,935 --> 00:52:22,302 Wendy, i did Something horrible. 952 00:52:22,304 --> 00:52:25,771 I did something i said I would never do my whole life 953 00:52:25,773 --> 00:52:30,376 I sold my soul. I'm making a spoof movie. 954 00:52:30,378 --> 00:52:34,545 You can never talk to me Again if you don't want to. 955 00:52:34,547 --> 00:52:36,580 First of all, I like spoof movies. 956 00:52:36,582 --> 00:52:39,783 No, you don't. You're always talking In our poetry club 957 00:52:39,785 --> 00:52:42,452 How you hate 'em And they're stupid... 958 00:52:42,454 --> 00:52:44,654 No, i don't. Everybody else does that. 959 00:52:44,656 --> 00:52:47,856 And besides, who cares What everybody else thinks? 960 00:52:47,858 --> 00:52:52,928 This is your big chance To make a movie. You should be happy. 961 00:52:52,930 --> 00:52:56,231 You, right now, are like A proverb to my soul. 962 00:52:56,233 --> 00:52:58,066 I'm gonna do it. 963 00:52:58,068 --> 00:53:01,735 I'm gonna make that Piece of crap spoof movie, 964 00:53:01,737 --> 00:53:05,705 And it's gonna be The best piece of crap That anybody has ever made. 965 00:53:05,707 --> 00:53:08,408 Can you make me One pinky promise? 966 00:53:08,410 --> 00:53:09,943 You've got Both of 'em. 967 00:53:09,945 --> 00:53:12,845 Can you just not make A drama about a tricycle? 968 00:53:14,414 --> 00:53:16,148 Oh, yeah. No, no, no. 969 00:53:17,418 --> 00:53:19,517 I'm kidding, randy. 970 00:53:19,519 --> 00:53:22,353 I read your script, Remember, about your abuse. 971 00:53:22,355 --> 00:53:25,722 Yeah. That actually Wasn't about me, remember? 972 00:53:25,724 --> 00:53:29,426 That was about my cousin. The character, my cousin. 973 00:53:29,428 --> 00:53:30,760 Then why did you Call him randy 974 00:53:30,762 --> 00:53:32,963 And have the same Parents' names as yours? 975 00:53:32,965 --> 00:53:35,965 And how he also Had a brother named joshua? 976 00:53:35,967 --> 00:53:39,568 You're right. Making A spoof movie's A great opportunity. 977 00:53:44,706 --> 00:53:47,575 So it's the big day. Oh! 978 00:53:47,577 --> 00:53:49,443 It's the start of Pre-production, 979 00:53:49,445 --> 00:53:51,845 And i have got A lot of pressure on me. 980 00:53:51,847 --> 00:53:54,314 You know, Because i'm in charge. 981 00:53:54,316 --> 00:53:56,115 But it's okay, 982 00:53:56,117 --> 00:53:58,384 Because everyone says I work best under pressure. 983 00:54:07,093 --> 00:54:10,494 Speak english! Speak english! 984 00:54:24,073 --> 00:54:25,907 Where's randy? 985 00:54:25,909 --> 00:54:28,743 I think he quit, So i'll just take over. 986 00:54:28,745 --> 00:54:30,878 Sorry i'm late. 987 00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,147 Hey, where you been? You'll never believe What happened, guys. 988 00:54:33,149 --> 00:54:35,316 I woke up and all My wheels were flat. 989 00:54:35,318 --> 00:54:37,350 Apparently i ran over A bunch of knives last night. 990 00:54:37,352 --> 00:54:40,153 Everybody's wondering What their job's gonna be On the shoot. 991 00:54:40,155 --> 00:54:41,888 Yeah. 992 00:54:41,890 --> 00:54:44,156 Okay. Yeah, great. I can tell you this. 993 00:54:44,158 --> 00:54:47,126 Wes and steve, you're gonna Be production assistants. 994 00:54:47,128 --> 00:54:49,495 Just ask ernie. It's a great job. 995 00:54:49,497 --> 00:54:53,731 No! Are you kidding me? 996 00:54:53,733 --> 00:54:55,966 Production assistant. 997 00:54:55,968 --> 00:54:58,701 I am the head writer Of this studio. 998 00:54:58,703 --> 00:55:00,837 You know what? Fine. 999 00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:03,206 If randy wants to have A little war, 1000 00:55:03,208 --> 00:55:06,308 That's what randy's gonna get. He's gonna get a war. 1001 00:55:06,310 --> 00:55:10,479 Okay, bart, you're gonna Be doing casting. 1002 00:55:10,481 --> 00:55:15,150 Oh, ernie, i was Thinking you could be The executive producer. 1003 00:55:15,152 --> 00:55:19,586 Don't you think lester Might murder ernie If he finds out 1004 00:55:19,588 --> 00:55:21,655 He's executive producer? 1005 00:55:21,657 --> 00:55:23,090 I don't wanna be Executive producer. 1006 00:55:23,092 --> 00:55:25,991 Ernie, you can do it. Trust me, man. Trust me. 1007 00:55:25,993 --> 00:55:28,194 Randy, i don't want it! Calm down. 1008 00:55:28,196 --> 00:55:30,829 You can be The boom operator. 1009 00:55:30,831 --> 00:55:32,464 Let's see. Is that everybody? 1010 00:55:32,466 --> 00:55:34,199 What about me? 1011 00:55:34,201 --> 00:55:38,036 Oh, well, i just assumed You would've known You were makeup. 1012 00:55:38,038 --> 00:55:41,272 Okay here. I think that's good. 1013 00:55:41,274 --> 00:55:43,474 Because i'm a woman. 1014 00:55:43,476 --> 00:55:45,308 I don't even wear makeup. 1015 00:55:45,310 --> 00:55:48,144 I don't know Anything about it. 1016 00:55:48,146 --> 00:55:51,913 I have six brothers. I learned to pee standing up. 1017 00:55:51,915 --> 00:55:56,751 Okay, was that everybody? I know i gave you a job. 1018 00:55:56,753 --> 00:55:59,353 Randy, y nosotros? 1019 00:56:01,791 --> 00:56:04,725 I thought the new boss Was supposed to fire Alejandro and guzman. 1020 00:56:04,727 --> 00:56:06,493 I thought he did. 1021 00:56:06,495 --> 00:56:07,827 I thought you told me You were gonna Say something. 1022 00:56:07,829 --> 00:56:09,963 I told 'em They were fired. 1023 00:56:09,965 --> 00:56:12,598 But when i was in the meeting, I came in, i didn't Expect to see them. 1024 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:14,233 It was so awkward. 1025 00:56:14,235 --> 00:56:16,469 I told 'em. I don't think They understand. 1026 00:56:16,471 --> 00:56:19,338 It's probably 'cause They don't speak english. 1027 00:56:19,340 --> 00:56:21,806 Maybe you should try To say something again. 1028 00:56:21,808 --> 00:56:24,576 You're probably right. I feel so bad. 1029 00:56:24,578 --> 00:56:27,511 I know. They're Such great guys. 1030 00:56:27,513 --> 00:56:30,581 Just don't tell 'em I said anything, okay? 1031 00:56:30,583 --> 00:56:32,182 Okay. 1032 00:56:32,184 --> 00:56:35,384 All right, guys. 1033 00:56:35,386 --> 00:56:37,753 Bad news again. 1034 00:56:37,755 --> 00:56:40,422 You're fired. 1035 00:56:40,424 --> 00:56:42,290 Gracias. 1036 00:56:42,292 --> 00:56:44,759 Gracias. 1037 00:56:45,628 --> 00:56:47,728 Adios. 1038 00:56:47,730 --> 00:56:51,064 I heard a voice in the... 1039 00:56:51,066 --> 00:56:53,667 I'm sorry. It's the... 1040 00:56:53,669 --> 00:56:56,469 You know, square... 1041 00:56:56,471 --> 00:56:58,304 Cold thing. 1042 00:56:58,306 --> 00:57:01,873 Bottom line, boom. I was born to do casting. 1043 00:57:01,875 --> 00:57:03,942 Okay? My brain farts Are box office gold. 1044 00:57:03,944 --> 00:57:06,011 See, here's what it says. "Refrig..." 1045 00:57:06,013 --> 00:57:07,711 Just say it so i know You can say the word. 1046 00:57:07,713 --> 00:57:11,249 Refrigerator. That's really good. Now just use it! 1047 00:57:11,251 --> 00:57:14,917 Acting is reacting. You're doing None of these things. 1048 00:57:16,254 --> 00:57:19,689 Ernie! Thanks for Bringing your sister in. 1049 00:57:19,691 --> 00:57:21,757 Hey, i'm an actor, So i get it. 1050 00:57:21,759 --> 00:57:23,292 I get it. I get what it takes. 1051 00:57:23,294 --> 00:57:24,893 Do you... 1052 00:57:27,298 --> 00:57:29,797 Thank you for coming. Thank you for coming to Our facility. Thank you. 1053 00:57:29,799 --> 00:57:33,301 Never... Ever... 1054 00:57:33,303 --> 00:57:36,903 Feed them... Before midnight. 1055 00:57:36,905 --> 00:57:38,372 I mean, after. 1056 00:57:38,374 --> 00:57:41,808 No! Everything you're Doing is poop. 1057 00:57:41,810 --> 00:57:44,777 Run, forrest. I corre! 1058 00:57:44,779 --> 00:57:46,145 No! 1059 00:57:46,147 --> 00:57:50,182 Forrest, corre! Corre, forrest. 1060 00:57:51,450 --> 00:57:54,452 Corre! Corre! No, no. 1061 00:57:57,256 --> 00:58:01,024 I'm in a play right now On broadway. 1062 00:58:01,026 --> 00:58:03,159 Not the new york broadway. 1063 00:58:03,161 --> 00:58:05,195 Broadway street Over in glendale. 1064 00:58:05,197 --> 00:58:08,064 There's a theater, nice stage, Plenty of parking, 99-seat. 1065 00:58:08,066 --> 00:58:10,065 Got ourselves A nice little run. 1066 00:58:10,067 --> 00:58:12,133 There's even a concession Stand in the back. 1067 00:58:12,135 --> 00:58:16,405 Boom! Friend request. Denied. 1068 00:58:23,611 --> 00:58:26,213 Don't cross the streams. 1069 00:58:27,682 --> 00:58:30,116 Thank you. 1070 00:58:41,260 --> 00:58:43,494 What? What? Say it. What? 1071 00:58:43,496 --> 00:58:45,962 Took me a long time To hang those up. 1072 00:58:48,999 --> 00:58:50,667 Ernie, just leave it. 1073 00:58:50,669 --> 00:58:53,836 Sorry, i... Just leave it. 1074 00:58:54,838 --> 00:58:56,305 That's my sister. 1075 00:58:56,307 --> 00:58:59,507 The bottom line is, I get it. 1076 00:58:59,509 --> 00:59:03,578 Okay, uh... Ooh, Funniest comedian Of all time. 1077 00:59:03,580 --> 00:59:07,047 Steve... Steven seagal. What about nipsey russell? 1078 00:59:07,049 --> 00:59:09,650 No, ernie. It's The little kid From jerry maguire. 1079 00:59:18,691 --> 00:59:22,394 Wait a minute. This used to be The bathroom. 1080 00:59:22,396 --> 00:59:24,663 We're just doing A little editing here. 1081 00:59:24,665 --> 00:59:27,365 Choppin' it up, Makin' dreams come true. What brings you back? 1082 00:59:27,367 --> 00:59:31,535 I'm just checkin' up On my brother, see how He's runnin' the show. 1083 00:59:31,537 --> 00:59:34,271 Who's your brother? Because all visitors Are supposed to check in 1084 00:59:34,273 --> 00:59:38,375 With lewis in the lobby, And he's a stickler. 1085 00:59:38,377 --> 00:59:40,409 His name is lester, Lester storm. 1086 00:59:40,411 --> 00:59:42,678 Don't recall. He's your boss. 1087 00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:44,413 I thought I was the boss. I'm taking over for you. 1088 00:59:44,415 --> 00:59:47,014 Randy, randy, randy, He owns the studio. 1089 00:59:47,016 --> 00:59:49,884 You are the director, Which means you are Not in charge. 1090 00:59:49,886 --> 00:59:52,019 Hold it, hold it. 1091 00:59:52,021 --> 00:59:53,153 You're the director? 1092 00:59:53,155 --> 00:59:55,221 Yes, sir. You're the p.A. 1093 00:59:55,223 --> 00:59:58,425 I remember you. You're that p.A. You're ken or whatever it is. 1094 00:59:58,427 --> 01:00:01,294 It's randy, actually. I just remember, Though, you were a p.A. 1095 01:00:01,296 --> 01:00:03,362 That was a long Time ago, sir. 1096 01:00:03,364 --> 01:00:07,064 That was three days ago. I know. It's been, Like, 72 hours. 1097 01:00:07,066 --> 01:00:09,301 He's makin' A spoof movie. 1098 01:00:09,303 --> 01:00:11,603 No, ernie! It's really, really funny. 1099 01:00:11,605 --> 01:00:13,104 Uh-huh. 1100 01:00:13,106 --> 01:00:15,439 Spoof movies. I hate them. Hate them. 1101 01:00:15,441 --> 01:00:18,542 I don't care What you call 'em. 1102 01:00:18,544 --> 01:00:22,845 It's just cheap, cheap parody. It can even be expensive. 1103 01:00:22,847 --> 01:00:25,281 They tried to do Gone with the breeze. 1104 01:00:25,283 --> 01:00:27,283 They couldn't even Get the fires going. 1105 01:00:27,285 --> 01:00:29,150 It was like a breeze. Just a breeze. 1106 01:00:29,152 --> 01:00:31,119 Huh? I don't get it. I don't get it. 1107 01:00:31,121 --> 01:00:33,121 I don't get spoof movies. 1108 01:00:33,123 --> 01:00:37,491 I don't see any art In spoofing something That was art. 1109 01:00:39,762 --> 01:00:41,761 Well, wait. 1110 01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:44,731 No, don't like 'em. Don't like spoof movies. 1111 01:00:44,733 --> 01:00:46,866 We're making one? 1112 01:00:46,868 --> 01:00:49,335 You know where The men's room is? 1113 01:00:49,337 --> 01:00:51,403 It's right Out that door. 1114 01:00:51,405 --> 01:00:55,272 Coming through. Coming in. Hey. Know where the men's room is? 1115 01:00:55,274 --> 01:00:57,475 Best action movie Of all time. 1116 01:00:57,477 --> 01:01:00,745 Over the top. Wrong. Delta force. Scariest movie. 1117 01:01:00,747 --> 01:01:03,213 Scariest movie? 1118 01:01:04,349 --> 01:01:08,084 When i turned ten, I saw something 1119 01:01:08,086 --> 01:01:09,284 That scared the crap Outta me. 1120 01:01:09,286 --> 01:01:13,356 A bad guy in a movie, um... 1121 01:01:13,358 --> 01:01:15,691 I don't know How to put into words... 1122 01:01:15,693 --> 01:01:17,525 Terrorizing. 1123 01:01:17,527 --> 01:01:22,963 He kept me up so many nights, Givin' me nightmares. 1124 01:01:25,433 --> 01:01:27,401 Still does. 1125 01:01:27,403 --> 01:01:31,904 It was the bad guy from Kindergarten cop. 1126 01:01:34,074 --> 01:01:35,441 Hey, how you doin'? 1127 01:01:35,443 --> 01:01:37,776 Hey, how's it goin'? Good. 1128 01:01:37,778 --> 01:01:40,211 Kindergarten cop. Hey, how are you? 1129 01:01:40,213 --> 01:01:42,213 Awesome to meet You, man. Richard tyson. 1130 01:01:42,215 --> 01:01:44,214 Richard, bart. Wow. I'm bart. 1131 01:01:44,216 --> 01:01:47,418 Yeah, just put that On file there. Wow! 1132 01:01:47,420 --> 01:01:50,219 Yeah. On file here. That's awesome. Nice to meet you. 1133 01:01:50,221 --> 01:01:52,321 What's your name? I'm bart. 1134 01:01:52,323 --> 01:01:54,223 Bart, nice to Meet you, man. 1135 01:01:54,225 --> 01:01:56,092 This is my best head shot I've ever had. 1136 01:01:56,094 --> 01:01:59,060 We'll keep it on file here. This is randy. 1137 01:01:59,062 --> 01:02:01,129 Hey, randy, how you-- 1138 01:02:01,131 --> 01:02:03,399 Randy? Randy? 1139 01:02:07,836 --> 01:02:09,837 Is it something i ate? That is randy. 1140 01:02:09,839 --> 01:02:11,471 He's energetic, isn't he? 1141 01:02:11,473 --> 01:02:14,274 I'm wiping my eyes. Am i sitting here With richard tyson? 1142 01:02:14,276 --> 01:02:16,376 Are you? Wow. Wow! 1143 01:02:16,378 --> 01:02:18,411 I'm very honored to be here. 1144 01:02:18,413 --> 01:02:20,813 I mean, yeah. You might be Perfect for this. 1145 01:02:20,815 --> 01:02:22,548 Might be? 1146 01:02:22,550 --> 01:02:24,616 Remember when you Worked with schwarzenegger On kindergarten cop? 1147 01:02:24,618 --> 01:02:26,183 Oh, schwarzenegger. Yeah, yeah. 1148 01:02:26,185 --> 01:02:28,152 You guys had That on-screen chemistry. 1149 01:02:28,154 --> 01:02:30,154 I looked at you, And you get it Like i get it. 1150 01:02:30,156 --> 01:02:31,488 On-screen what? 1151 01:02:33,057 --> 01:02:37,193 You know, i'm starting to Get used to this makeup thing. 1152 01:02:37,195 --> 01:02:40,296 I mean, it's a gift. I never knew i had it, 1153 01:02:40,298 --> 01:02:43,299 But i'm pretty good at it. 1154 01:02:43,301 --> 01:02:47,803 Kind of regret not wearing it More as a child. 1155 01:02:47,805 --> 01:02:49,504 Maybe i should try it. 1156 01:02:52,108 --> 01:02:55,042 What up, what up? Tryin' to make an honest dollar. 1157 01:02:55,044 --> 01:02:57,044 Know what i'm sayin', Guys, boss man? 1158 01:02:57,046 --> 01:02:58,846 One more word, i'll Rip your lips off 1159 01:02:58,848 --> 01:03:01,080 And glue 'em to your navel. Morning, randy. 1160 01:03:01,082 --> 01:03:03,650 Good morning. What a happy day, huh? 1161 01:03:03,652 --> 01:03:05,552 Amanda. Yes, sir? 1162 01:03:05,554 --> 01:03:08,186 You look Like a hooker. Thank you, sir. 1163 01:03:08,188 --> 01:03:10,489 That's very sweet. Buenos dias. 1164 01:03:10,491 --> 01:03:12,223 Hola. 1165 01:03:12,225 --> 01:03:14,258 What are they Still doing here? 1166 01:03:14,260 --> 01:03:17,061 Let's get down to it. Let's go over these schedules. 1167 01:03:18,263 --> 01:03:20,630 We have one week left. Randy, 1168 01:03:20,632 --> 01:03:22,332 You have the details. 1169 01:03:22,334 --> 01:03:24,468 I apologize. I'll go over The details here. 1170 01:03:24,470 --> 01:03:27,503 Sir, what we have Here with the... Ow! 1171 01:03:27,505 --> 01:03:29,939 What's your problem? 1172 01:03:29,941 --> 01:03:31,874 I think something Bit me, sir. Ow! Mm! 1173 01:03:31,876 --> 01:03:33,442 What's wrong, randy? 1174 01:03:33,444 --> 01:03:36,644 Oh, oh! You okay? 1175 01:03:36,646 --> 01:03:39,714 I feel like something Is biting my nards. 1176 01:03:39,716 --> 01:03:42,315 You're screwin' with My hangover right now. 1177 01:03:42,317 --> 01:03:44,551 I'm so sorry. No! 1178 01:03:44,553 --> 01:03:47,020 You want me to fire you? You'll be off this project. 1179 01:03:47,022 --> 01:03:51,290 Feels like something is Literally taking a bite Of my genitals. 1180 01:03:51,292 --> 01:03:53,726 One more word, and i'll Staple your lips together. 1181 01:03:53,728 --> 01:03:57,128 'Cause i have a nail gun... 1182 01:03:57,130 --> 01:03:59,263 Right here. 1183 01:03:59,265 --> 01:04:02,099 Now keep it shut. 1184 01:04:02,101 --> 01:04:04,234 Right. Saving caps. What are we gonna do? 1185 01:04:04,236 --> 01:04:08,404 You know what, sir? I actually don't have Any ideas on this matter, 1186 01:04:08,406 --> 01:04:11,040 But randy has quite a few. Go ahead, randy. 1187 01:04:11,042 --> 01:04:12,642 Randy? 1188 01:04:12,644 --> 01:04:15,477 You understand the queen's English, randy? Spit it out. 1189 01:04:15,479 --> 01:04:17,345 Just tell him Your ideas. 1190 01:04:17,347 --> 01:04:20,649 Come on, randy. Just let it out. Go ahead. 1191 01:04:22,718 --> 01:04:24,585 Get off my shoes, randy. 1192 01:04:24,587 --> 01:04:28,755 That's what we don't Need in a leader, right? Am i right? 1193 01:04:28,757 --> 01:04:31,224 It was kind of like Being pinched really hard 1194 01:04:31,226 --> 01:04:33,226 In the nut sack. 1195 01:04:33,228 --> 01:04:35,495 My dad used to pinch me Really hard 1196 01:04:35,497 --> 01:04:37,796 When i wouldn't salute him Or call him sir, 1197 01:04:37,798 --> 01:04:40,666 Or get the towels In the bathroom Aligned just perfectly. 1198 01:04:40,668 --> 01:04:43,167 They had to be perfect, The his and her towels. 1199 01:04:43,169 --> 01:04:46,337 I mean, aligned just right, Or, oof! 1200 01:04:46,339 --> 01:04:49,606 He also used to shoot me With a bb gun, and that hurt. 1201 01:04:49,608 --> 01:04:51,608 Wait a second. 1202 01:04:51,610 --> 01:04:53,476 If you mess with me, 1203 01:04:53,478 --> 01:04:56,278 I will cut your throat Like a stick of butter. 1204 01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:58,714 Like a stick Of butter. Like. 1205 01:04:58,716 --> 01:05:00,550 No. I mean... 1206 01:05:00,552 --> 01:05:02,552 If you mess with me, I will cut your throat... 1207 01:05:02,554 --> 01:05:04,619 You're not scary. "If you mess with me, 1208 01:05:04,621 --> 01:05:07,956 I'll cut your throat Like a stick of butter," Is the line. 1209 01:05:07,958 --> 01:05:12,359 If you mess with me, I will cut your throat Like a stick of butter. 1210 01:05:12,361 --> 01:05:14,428 Okay? It was bad. 1211 01:05:14,430 --> 01:05:16,697 I'll tell you, You're too cute... 1212 01:05:16,699 --> 01:05:19,699 If you mess with me, I will cut your throat Like a stick of butter. 1213 01:05:19,701 --> 01:05:22,035 That's the best you got? Ow! What? 1214 01:05:22,037 --> 01:05:24,703 If you mess with me, 1215 01:05:24,705 --> 01:05:28,206 I will cut your throat Like a stick of butter. 1216 01:05:28,208 --> 01:05:31,141 I knew it! Get out of my way! 1217 01:05:32,243 --> 01:05:34,378 What's wrong with that guy? 1218 01:05:35,948 --> 01:05:38,682 I don't know. What's this guy's problem? 1219 01:05:38,684 --> 01:05:41,585 I'm gonna fuckin' Knock him across the wall 1220 01:05:41,587 --> 01:05:43,720 In a second here. I don't... 1221 01:05:43,722 --> 01:05:47,056 What's he afraid of, ya know? I celebrate christmas, 1222 01:05:47,058 --> 01:05:52,060 I go to the ymca On occasion. 1223 01:05:52,062 --> 01:05:54,261 I walk to the park. 1224 01:05:54,263 --> 01:05:57,198 Sometimes, i sail on boats. 1225 01:05:57,200 --> 01:06:00,801 Randy? Hey, i'm sorry, dude. 1226 01:06:00,803 --> 01:06:04,104 Come on. We got off On the wrong foot. 1227 01:06:04,106 --> 01:06:08,841 I feel bad. I was just Readin' my lines, right? You wrote the lines. 1228 01:06:08,843 --> 01:06:11,010 If you come out here, We give it a chance, 1229 01:06:11,012 --> 01:06:13,344 We'll start over. How's that sound? 1230 01:06:14,914 --> 01:06:16,648 All right. 1231 01:06:16,650 --> 01:06:20,150 You're startin' to make me Look like an asshole. 1232 01:06:20,152 --> 01:06:23,487 If you don't come up, I'm gonna go out to my truck, 1233 01:06:23,489 --> 01:06:26,522 Get my filet knife, And gut you like a fish. 1234 01:06:29,593 --> 01:06:33,194 Startin' to make me Look like an asshole. 1235 01:06:33,196 --> 01:06:35,363 'Cause acting, That's like a tennis match. 1236 01:06:35,365 --> 01:06:38,066 It's like, you fire Me a line and then you fire one. 1237 01:06:38,068 --> 01:06:40,034 And then it's Back and forth. 1238 01:06:40,036 --> 01:06:42,103 Who wins, i don't know. That's how the scene plays out, 1239 01:06:42,105 --> 01:06:44,338 but, um... When A few good men came out, 1240 01:06:44,340 --> 01:06:47,841 Were you gettin', Like, mad ass? 1241 01:06:47,843 --> 01:06:49,142 I'm married. 1242 01:06:49,144 --> 01:06:50,644 That's cool. 1243 01:06:50,646 --> 01:06:53,411 You know what? I need to talk To the director, 1244 01:06:53,413 --> 01:06:55,714 If he's awake. 1245 01:06:55,716 --> 01:06:57,516 Randy! 1246 01:07:01,987 --> 01:07:05,089 Okay, patrick, How's it goin'? Any word? 1247 01:07:05,091 --> 01:07:06,724 Nothin'. Okay. 1248 01:07:06,726 --> 01:07:10,527 John. John, how you doin' On that asteroid, man? 1249 01:07:14,131 --> 01:07:18,467 Listen, we really need you To push that button or We're all gonna die here, john. 1250 01:07:18,469 --> 01:07:24,072 John! We really need you To push that button, man. 1251 01:07:24,074 --> 01:07:26,274 Come on, john, Push the button. 1252 01:07:26,276 --> 01:07:29,342 What are you doin', john? 1253 01:07:29,344 --> 01:07:31,278 What are you doin'? 1254 01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:33,814 John, push The button, buddy. 1255 01:07:33,816 --> 01:07:36,115 Come out to the asteroid, We'll get together, 1256 01:07:36,117 --> 01:07:38,051 We'll have a few laughs. 1257 01:07:38,053 --> 01:07:41,220 John, you gotta do it, man! We're runnin' outta time. Come on, mcclane. 1258 01:07:41,222 --> 01:07:43,188 Welcome to the party, pal. 1259 01:07:43,190 --> 01:07:45,924 John, listen to me Very carefully. You gotta push that button. 1260 01:07:45,926 --> 01:07:48,793 What do you think, I'm stupid, ha--? 1261 01:07:50,528 --> 01:07:53,898 I said, what do you think, I'm stupid, hans? 1262 01:07:53,900 --> 01:07:57,133 Who the hell is hans? John, come on, man. Push the button! 1263 01:07:57,135 --> 01:07:58,534 Let me talk To my daughter. 1264 01:08:00,204 --> 01:08:02,105 John, listen to me Very carefully. 1265 01:08:02,107 --> 01:08:04,639 You've already spoken to Your daughter three times, okay? 1266 01:08:04,641 --> 01:08:09,110 Daddy? Hey, baby. It's daddy. 1267 01:08:09,112 --> 01:08:14,148 You gotta help us. We need to live. You gotta push the button. 1268 01:08:14,150 --> 01:08:17,184 I'm gonna have to break That promise i made to ya. 1269 01:08:17,186 --> 01:08:18,785 Daddy's not Comin' home. 1270 01:08:18,787 --> 01:08:21,855 I know. You gotta Push the button, okay? 1271 01:08:21,857 --> 01:08:24,990 What am i doin' With a gun in space? 1272 01:08:24,992 --> 01:08:27,593 You gotta press the button! Press the button! 1273 01:08:27,595 --> 01:08:29,095 Push it, john! Daddy, push it! 1274 01:08:29,097 --> 01:08:30,561 Let me talk to him. Okay. 1275 01:08:30,563 --> 01:08:33,364 I gotta quit Smokin' cigarettes. 1276 01:08:33,366 --> 01:08:38,602 Dad, it's me. Listen. What you're doin' is A very brave thing. 1277 01:08:38,604 --> 01:08:41,004 You should be proud. I am. 1278 01:08:41,006 --> 01:08:44,340 I'm just the wrong guy In the wrong place At the wrong time. 1279 01:08:44,342 --> 01:08:47,877 Wait a minute. That's not my dad. 1280 01:08:47,879 --> 01:08:52,547 My dad's supposed to be Flying a fighter jet into An alien spaceship. 1281 01:08:55,051 --> 01:08:57,085 Who's drivin' this ship, Stevie wonder? 1282 01:08:57,087 --> 01:08:59,186 Sorry. It's cool. 1283 01:08:59,188 --> 01:09:01,288 There's some tang In the cooler. I'll get some tang. 1284 01:09:01,290 --> 01:09:03,023 They still make tang? They do. 1285 01:09:03,025 --> 01:09:05,591 I love tang. You know they make Grape tang now. 1286 01:09:05,593 --> 01:09:08,628 John! John, Push the button, john! 1287 01:09:08,630 --> 01:09:10,563 Johnny, push The button, john! 1288 01:09:10,565 --> 01:09:12,697 It's over, john. We all hate you, john. 1289 01:09:12,699 --> 01:09:14,566 Push it! 1290 01:09:14,568 --> 01:09:16,769 Yippie-kai-yay, mother... 1291 01:09:18,270 --> 01:09:20,004 Yippie-kai-yay, mother... 1292 01:09:25,042 --> 01:09:28,645 Yippie-kai-yay, moth-- 1293 01:09:28,647 --> 01:09:32,314 He pushed the button! He pushed the button! 1294 01:09:33,917 --> 01:09:36,585 I love him. He pushed the button. 1295 01:09:36,587 --> 01:09:38,420 I love my dad. Guys, actually, 1296 01:09:38,422 --> 01:09:40,121 He didn't push The button in time. 1297 01:09:40,123 --> 01:09:41,489 What? 1298 01:09:41,491 --> 01:09:43,391 He only missed it By a few minutes. 1299 01:09:43,393 --> 01:09:45,393 Yeah, exactly. 1300 01:09:45,395 --> 01:09:48,395 Actually, he missed it By about an hour and a half. 1301 01:09:48,397 --> 01:09:52,299 Oh, look. It just Touched the earth. 1302 01:09:54,067 --> 01:09:55,001 Are we gonna... 1303 01:10:01,407 --> 01:10:04,342 Randy! Get up. 1304 01:10:05,411 --> 01:10:07,544 Wastin' the talent's Time here. 1305 01:10:08,980 --> 01:10:10,547 I'll talk to you, cuba. 1306 01:10:10,549 --> 01:10:13,482 Sorry about that. I dozed off there. 1307 01:10:13,484 --> 01:10:17,420 Hey, i was hopin' I'd get a chance To talk to you, wolfgang. 1308 01:10:17,422 --> 01:10:19,722 Can i call you wolf? Yeah. 1309 01:10:19,724 --> 01:10:22,090 Great. Listen, dawg, You had a great performance, 1310 01:10:22,092 --> 01:10:24,259 Especially those Last few takes. It was so good. 1311 01:10:24,261 --> 01:10:26,594 It was great. There's nothin' I can even say. 1312 01:10:26,596 --> 01:10:28,395 It was amazing. Thank you. 1313 01:10:28,397 --> 01:10:33,500 I do have some notes, Mainly about your dialogue. Not working. 1314 01:10:33,502 --> 01:10:35,568 You want me to do Something different? 1315 01:10:35,570 --> 01:10:37,704 I'm just tryin' to do The lines like in the movie. 1316 01:10:37,706 --> 01:10:40,873 Yeah, that's what i was Hoping for, too, along With the rest of the crew. 1317 01:10:40,875 --> 01:10:43,876 Really, what i was hoping For was maybe that you Did some research, 1318 01:10:43,878 --> 01:10:48,246 And maybe rented the movie Once or twice or once. 1319 01:10:48,248 --> 01:10:53,318 Really researched it, Because you obviously Don't know what a code red is. 1320 01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:57,321 I don't need To rent the movie. I was in the movie. 1321 01:10:57,323 --> 01:10:59,389 I know what A code red is. 1322 01:10:59,391 --> 01:11:02,458 Were you an extra? An extra? 1323 01:11:02,460 --> 01:11:05,728 Mm-hmm. I was one of the leads. 1324 01:11:05,730 --> 01:11:08,064 That's why they Cast me in this role. 1325 01:11:08,066 --> 01:11:10,298 It was a role I played in the movie. 1326 01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:12,767 I get it. 1327 01:11:12,769 --> 01:11:15,302 This is an issue Of industry terminology. 1328 01:11:15,304 --> 01:11:19,673 You see, a lead is One of the focus characters In the film. 1329 01:11:19,675 --> 01:11:22,375 You were probably A lead background extra, 1330 01:11:22,377 --> 01:11:24,377 Which is more like A set piece or a prop. 1331 01:11:24,379 --> 01:11:27,613 I had a pretty good Role in that movie. 1332 01:11:27,615 --> 01:11:30,749 I was not a prop. 1333 01:11:30,751 --> 01:11:32,717 No reason to raise Your voice, okay? 1334 01:11:32,719 --> 01:11:34,486 Who's raising their voice? 1335 01:11:34,488 --> 01:11:37,721 No reason to scream. I think there's just A miscommunication here. 1336 01:11:37,723 --> 01:11:40,424 What we're spoofing Is a military courtroom drama 1337 01:11:40,426 --> 01:11:44,327 That had jack nicholson, Tom cruise and Denzel washington. 1338 01:11:44,329 --> 01:11:48,865 It wasn't Denzel washington. It was me. 1339 01:11:48,867 --> 01:11:51,233 Okay? 1340 01:11:51,235 --> 01:11:55,570 I'm the actor Who played the guy Who did the code red. 1341 01:11:55,572 --> 01:11:57,571 Agree to disagree. 1342 01:11:57,573 --> 01:12:00,474 Why are we shooting this In a spaceship? 1343 01:12:00,476 --> 01:12:02,243 Because that's Where it happened. 1344 01:12:02,245 --> 01:12:04,778 You know what? Maybe you oughta Rent the movie. 1345 01:12:04,780 --> 01:12:07,414 Okay, 'cause it did not Happen in a spaceship. 1346 01:12:07,416 --> 01:12:09,682 It was a courtroom drama. 1347 01:12:09,684 --> 01:12:12,885 Listen, i don't want To fight with you, okay? 1348 01:12:12,887 --> 01:12:14,921 All i want you to do Is say the line 1349 01:12:14,923 --> 01:12:17,389 Exactly how Denzel washington said it. 1350 01:12:17,391 --> 01:12:18,890 "You ordered the code red." 1351 01:12:18,892 --> 01:12:22,060 I did not order The code red. 1352 01:12:22,062 --> 01:12:24,761 I did it. 1353 01:12:24,763 --> 01:12:27,664 Okay? I'm the guy That killed santiago. 1354 01:12:27,666 --> 01:12:30,234 Listen, dawg, I am not a therapist. 1355 01:12:30,236 --> 01:12:33,536 All i need you to do Is say the line exactly How denzel said it. 1356 01:12:33,538 --> 01:12:35,271 Let me see the script. 1357 01:12:35,273 --> 01:12:37,473 Okay, come inside here. You know, this is where... 1358 01:12:37,475 --> 01:12:40,108 I'm not gettin' in there. What am i gettin' in there for? 1359 01:12:40,110 --> 01:12:42,911 Because this is The courthouse, The judge comes up here. 1360 01:12:42,913 --> 01:12:45,579 No, the judge is over here, And it's the moment... 1361 01:12:45,581 --> 01:12:47,114 Whatever. Listen, do the improv. 1362 01:12:47,116 --> 01:12:49,216 You'll be great. He's gettin' into it. 1363 01:12:49,218 --> 01:12:51,385 Hey, you, uh... Nicholson and cruise, 1364 01:12:51,387 --> 01:12:54,554 You said they were Gonna do this, so They're comin', right? 1365 01:12:54,556 --> 01:12:56,622 Absolutely not. We lied. 1366 01:12:56,624 --> 01:12:59,591 Okay, whenever You're ready. And, cut. 1367 01:12:59,593 --> 01:13:02,394 Randy. Oh, hey, wendy. 1368 01:13:02,396 --> 01:13:04,563 How are you? I'm good. 1369 01:13:04,565 --> 01:13:07,131 Is this a bad time? Oh, no, i love you. 1370 01:13:07,133 --> 01:13:08,666 I mean, Walk with me. 1371 01:13:08,668 --> 01:13:11,035 I was just Talking to an extra. 1372 01:13:11,037 --> 01:13:13,303 I've missed you The past few weeks. 1373 01:13:13,305 --> 01:13:15,572 Really? Yeah. 1374 01:13:15,574 --> 01:13:18,442 Listen, i've just been Thinking about something You said to me over and over, 1375 01:13:18,444 --> 01:13:21,310 And i just wanted to Come down here and get Some closure on it. 1376 01:13:21,312 --> 01:13:24,513 Oh, no, listen, I say a lot of things That i don't mean. 1377 01:13:24,515 --> 01:13:26,647 What did i say? 1378 01:13:26,649 --> 01:13:29,584 You said you loved me. 1379 01:13:29,586 --> 01:13:32,253 Might have been One of those. 1380 01:13:32,255 --> 01:13:34,221 What did you think About what i said Or didn't say? 1381 01:13:34,223 --> 01:13:36,457 I probably didn't. I don't remember. 1382 01:13:36,459 --> 01:13:38,125 I liked it. I said it, i did. 1383 01:13:38,127 --> 01:13:40,460 I remember you were Wearing a green dress. 1384 01:13:40,462 --> 01:13:41,961 So you do? 1385 01:13:41,963 --> 01:13:44,464 Wendy, i wanna Be honest with you. 1386 01:13:44,466 --> 01:13:46,599 I have a lot of Commitment issues. 1387 01:13:46,601 --> 01:13:48,433 Would you marry me? 1388 01:13:48,435 --> 01:13:50,935 Problem! Randy, we got A big friggin' problem. Come on. 1389 01:13:50,937 --> 01:13:53,005 Wait, wait, wait. Randy. 1390 01:13:53,007 --> 01:13:55,072 I'm sorry. Go ahead. 1391 01:13:55,074 --> 01:13:57,541 I didn't even mean it. Or i did. We can Talk about it. 1392 01:14:02,813 --> 01:14:05,348 Hi. 1393 01:14:05,350 --> 01:14:08,617 You're wendy, right? Yeah. 1394 01:14:11,254 --> 01:14:13,455 It's kind of A secret, 1395 01:14:13,457 --> 01:14:16,424 But randy's planning On proposing. 1396 01:14:16,426 --> 01:14:18,426 Oh, yeah? Shh. 1397 01:14:18,428 --> 01:14:20,895 Okay. 1398 01:14:25,099 --> 01:14:27,167 Okay, calm down What happened? 1399 01:14:27,169 --> 01:14:30,169 Just a minor issue, randy. We're missing all of Our footage. 1400 01:14:30,171 --> 01:14:32,571 We only have one tape. Should we have More than one? 1401 01:14:32,573 --> 01:14:35,573 Hey, news flash, randy. We're supposed to have 35 tapes. 1402 01:14:35,575 --> 01:14:38,943 35? Randy, where are all the tapes That we bring you every day 1403 01:14:38,945 --> 01:14:41,413 For the last Three weeks? 1404 01:14:41,415 --> 01:14:45,582 Okay, i sit here, And somebody come in And brings me a tape. 1405 01:14:45,584 --> 01:14:49,919 I don't know What to do with it, So i bring it back to 'em. 1406 01:14:49,921 --> 01:14:52,188 Can i make An observation, randy? 1407 01:14:52,190 --> 01:14:55,058 You're displaying symptoms Of mild retardation. 1408 01:14:55,060 --> 01:14:57,859 Oh, now come... Come on. Come on. 1409 01:14:57,861 --> 01:15:02,097 Randy, how many of the tapes That we brought to you Did you bring back to us? 1410 01:15:02,099 --> 01:15:04,065 All of 'em? 1411 01:15:04,067 --> 01:15:07,000 You're stressin' me out Big time, randy. 1412 01:15:09,770 --> 01:15:11,971 I will play The blame game. What'd i do? 1413 01:15:11,973 --> 01:15:13,806 You screwed up Big time, randy. 1414 01:15:13,808 --> 01:15:15,908 What's going on? Idiot recorded over All the footage. 1415 01:15:15,910 --> 01:15:18,277 Did i? You did? 1416 01:15:18,279 --> 01:15:20,245 Tell him. 1417 01:15:20,247 --> 01:15:22,681 I just proposed, And i'm pretty sure She said no, and her hair 1418 01:15:22,683 --> 01:15:25,450 Smells like strawberries. I'll probably never Smell hair again. 1419 01:15:25,452 --> 01:15:27,685 We don't have any tapes, We don't have any footage. 1420 01:15:27,687 --> 01:15:29,487 This orangutan Takes the tapes to his room 1421 01:15:29,489 --> 01:15:31,020 And does weird Little thing with them, Then he brings them back 1422 01:15:31,022 --> 01:15:33,022 And he records over them. All of it? 1423 01:15:33,024 --> 01:15:34,757 All of it. 1424 01:15:34,759 --> 01:15:36,493 That's horrible. Pinch me. This ain't a dream. 1425 01:15:36,495 --> 01:15:38,760 Thanks, people. Give yourselves A pat on the back. 1426 01:15:38,762 --> 01:15:42,831 End of story. Lester's money's gone. You go and see lester. 1427 01:15:42,833 --> 01:15:46,134 You sort it out With lester. You complete prick. 1428 01:15:46,136 --> 01:15:49,070 And you two, That stupid grin On your face. 1429 01:15:49,072 --> 01:15:51,438 We wanted to fire you Three or four times, okay? 1430 01:15:51,440 --> 01:15:56,210 Yeah? Now you're fired! Right? Comprende? Fuego! Piss off! 1431 01:15:56,212 --> 01:16:01,247 Out. Ben, do us a favor, son. You go with 'em, all right? 1432 01:16:01,249 --> 01:16:04,882 Otherwise, i'll get Richard fucking tyson And sort you smart out. 1433 01:16:04,884 --> 01:16:07,119 Oh, great, i'm fired. How can this happen? 1434 01:16:07,121 --> 01:16:09,554 Wes, get in here And sort this out. 1435 01:16:09,556 --> 01:16:11,356 You left me In the pod. 1436 01:16:11,358 --> 01:16:14,125 I'm sorry i didn't Rent your movie. 1437 01:16:14,127 --> 01:16:17,495 I don't wanna be Fired. I'm sorry, okay? 1438 01:16:17,497 --> 01:16:19,095 Randy. I'm sorry. 1439 01:16:19,097 --> 01:16:22,265 I wanted to talk To you about the ring. 1440 01:16:22,267 --> 01:16:24,000 I get it, okay? You don't wanna marry me. 1441 01:16:24,002 --> 01:16:27,969 Randy. Randy, Here's your last paycheck. 1442 01:16:27,971 --> 01:16:29,938 Let me guess. Another check Made out to ben. 1443 01:16:29,940 --> 01:16:32,340 I'll tell you what. I'm not ben, okay? 1444 01:16:32,342 --> 01:16:34,842 I'm not ben, I'm not ben, I'm not ben, 1445 01:16:34,844 --> 01:16:36,844 I'm not ben, I'm not ben. 1446 01:16:36,846 --> 01:16:39,746 I'm randy. R-a-n-d-y. Randy. 1447 01:16:39,748 --> 01:16:43,850 The bank doesn't even Accept these. I can't even cash 'em. 1448 01:16:43,852 --> 01:16:46,318 That was to randy eubanks. 1449 01:16:46,320 --> 01:16:47,886 Do you have any tape? 1450 01:16:47,888 --> 01:16:50,156 No. Okay. 1451 01:16:50,158 --> 01:16:53,724 Great. No tape! I wish i was ben. 1452 01:16:53,726 --> 01:16:55,260 Maybe then you'd Remember my name. 1453 01:16:55,262 --> 01:16:58,563 Maybe then You'd like me, Not hate me. 1454 01:16:58,565 --> 01:17:02,232 I like my chest hair. I don't care if you do. 1455 01:17:02,234 --> 01:17:04,901 I wish i was ben. I wish i was ben! 1456 01:17:04,903 --> 01:17:08,003 I wish i was ben. 1457 01:17:13,909 --> 01:17:17,445 I don't even care anymore. Stupid ring. 1458 01:17:17,447 --> 01:17:19,447 Sorry, grandma. 1459 01:17:49,241 --> 01:17:52,442 Why does it feel So good to cry? 1460 01:17:52,444 --> 01:17:56,445 I feel like i've never cried Until this day. 1461 01:18:11,693 --> 01:18:14,194 What a mess. 1462 01:18:15,529 --> 01:18:17,563 God, he is a moron. 1463 01:18:17,565 --> 01:18:19,365 Randy. Randy? 1464 01:18:19,367 --> 01:18:21,567 What the hell Are you doin' here? 1465 01:18:21,569 --> 01:18:23,368 I thought i Took away your key. 1466 01:18:23,370 --> 01:18:26,070 What key? I don't Have a key. Your door's open. 1467 01:18:26,072 --> 01:18:28,540 You shut up. You do not speak Unless you are spoken to. 1468 01:18:28,542 --> 01:18:30,307 You just spoke to me. 1469 01:18:30,309 --> 01:18:34,245 I asked you nicely To shut your mouth, But you just couldn't do it. 1470 01:18:34,247 --> 01:18:36,579 You're gonna get A visit from mr. Belt. 1471 01:18:36,581 --> 01:18:38,047 What belt? This belt. 1472 01:18:38,049 --> 01:18:40,450 The one that's Gonna hit you Across your face. 1473 01:18:40,452 --> 01:18:42,984 Oh, that doesn't feel good. There's no belt. 1474 01:18:42,986 --> 01:18:44,953 Maybe you'll feel it If it hits your little pecker. 1475 01:18:44,955 --> 01:18:48,457 Oh, doesn't feel good. Hurts when it hits the tip. 1476 01:18:48,459 --> 01:18:51,259 You're creepin' me out a little Bit, and i think you got me Confused with someone else. 1477 01:18:51,261 --> 01:18:55,129 I ain't confused, randy, You chubby little bastard. Now you shut up. 1478 01:18:55,131 --> 01:18:57,196 Why don't you Just calm down-- Shut it! 1479 01:18:57,198 --> 01:18:59,098 Ha! I don't have time for this. 1480 01:18:59,100 --> 01:19:01,200 Some people at work Are worried about you, 1481 01:19:01,202 --> 01:19:04,737 So i said i'd come by And check on you. It really stinks in here. 1482 01:19:04,739 --> 01:19:07,072 Nipple shot, Nipple shot, Pecker shot. 1483 01:19:07,074 --> 01:19:09,007 Just calm down. Priorities, priorities. 1484 01:19:09,009 --> 01:19:10,742 What is wrong with you? Priorities. 1485 01:19:10,744 --> 01:19:13,244 Daddy's gotta Take a piss. 1486 01:19:13,246 --> 01:19:16,981 Daddy feels like A camel today. 1487 01:19:16,983 --> 01:19:19,949 I need some more Help with this. 1488 01:19:19,951 --> 01:19:22,552 Unload. Unload. 1489 01:19:24,921 --> 01:19:27,156 Daddy went in His shorts again. 1490 01:19:28,625 --> 01:19:30,959 You need water? Are you okay? 1491 01:19:44,406 --> 01:19:46,839 Thanks. You're welcome, randy. 1492 01:19:53,479 --> 01:19:55,714 I told you. See? 1493 01:19:55,716 --> 01:19:58,882 I'm pretending like I didn't see that. It scares me. 1494 01:20:00,051 --> 01:20:02,386 Don't be a wussy. Come on. 1495 01:20:02,388 --> 01:20:05,423 Jog. Come on, randy. 1496 01:20:05,425 --> 01:20:08,291 Five more miles. Keep it goin'. 1497 01:20:08,293 --> 01:20:09,492 Randy? Whoa, whoa, Whoa. Randy? 1498 01:20:12,963 --> 01:20:15,096 Randy? 1499 01:20:16,766 --> 01:20:19,335 Randy! Ra... 1500 01:20:22,438 --> 01:20:26,573 "the boy found the tricycle And was overwhelmed with joy, 1501 01:20:26,575 --> 01:20:30,143 "a joy he hadn't felt Since he was in middle school 1502 01:20:30,145 --> 01:20:33,546 "when he got a single During kickball to almost Tie the game up, 1503 01:20:33,548 --> 01:20:37,550 "even though he got Thrown out at second And they lost. 1504 01:20:37,552 --> 01:20:39,352 The end." 1505 01:20:39,354 --> 01:20:42,920 This is a really Great script, Huh, ernie? 1506 01:20:42,922 --> 01:20:45,423 Hey, let's Read it again. 1507 01:20:45,425 --> 01:20:50,627 That's a good idea. Would you like that, Randy? Yeah? 1508 01:20:50,629 --> 01:20:54,564 "Once upon a time, there were Two dead, naked bodies." 1509 01:20:56,032 --> 01:20:57,867 Come on, Snap out of it. 1510 01:20:57,869 --> 01:20:59,669 I can't breathe. Oh, you can breathe. 1511 01:20:59,671 --> 01:21:01,202 Have some more. 1512 01:21:01,204 --> 01:21:03,472 You ready To quit faking? 1513 01:21:03,474 --> 01:21:06,274 Oh. Oh, great. Now he's playing dead. 1514 01:21:06,276 --> 01:21:09,209 Playing dead, randy? Is that what You're gonna do? 1515 01:21:09,211 --> 01:21:11,579 Okay, he's just Gonna play dead. 1516 01:21:11,581 --> 01:21:13,914 All right, randy. We're gonna leave. 1517 01:21:13,916 --> 01:21:16,182 We're leaving, randy. Bye-bye. 1518 01:21:24,924 --> 01:21:28,526 Where do you think You're goin'? I'm comin' with you. 1519 01:21:28,528 --> 01:21:31,061 Go home, boy, Or you'll feel The back of my hand. 1520 01:21:31,063 --> 01:21:33,097 But i finished my work. 1521 01:21:33,099 --> 01:21:35,099 Go home or i'll give you A kick in the ass. 1522 01:21:35,101 --> 01:21:38,101 I need you to stay here And look after the place For me while i'm away. 1523 01:21:38,103 --> 01:21:41,104 But, dad, i can fight. 1524 01:21:46,009 --> 01:21:48,544 No, you can't. Yes, i can. 1525 01:21:48,546 --> 01:21:51,279 It's our wits That make us men, 1526 01:21:51,281 --> 01:21:54,282 And you do not Have any wits. You've none at all. 1527 01:21:54,284 --> 01:21:56,550 In fact, you're Downright stupid. 1528 01:21:56,552 --> 01:21:59,820 What are you doin' With that stupid Paint on your face? 1529 01:21:59,822 --> 01:22:02,322 So i can be A warrior like... Give me that 1530 01:22:02,324 --> 01:22:04,189 Before you cut Your bollocks off. 1531 01:22:04,191 --> 01:22:07,192 In fact, if you Got into a fight, 1532 01:22:07,194 --> 01:22:11,963 You'd probably Run away and piss yourself. 1533 01:22:11,965 --> 01:22:16,468 Jesus christ. You cannot Even stay awake for Five minutes. 1534 01:22:25,609 --> 01:22:28,210 I'm alive! 1535 01:22:28,212 --> 01:22:30,612 It was a joke. You're an asshole. 1536 01:22:35,518 --> 01:22:40,922 The last thing i remember Is coming into my apartment Right after i was fired, 1537 01:22:40,924 --> 01:22:44,290 And then, i sat here... 1538 01:22:44,292 --> 01:22:47,193 Did that just happen? I've been a real jerk to you. 1539 01:22:47,195 --> 01:22:49,463 No, you haven't. Yes, i have. 1540 01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:51,630 No, we're friends. No, we're not. 1541 01:22:51,632 --> 01:22:53,933 No, we're not friends. We're best friends. 1542 01:22:53,935 --> 01:22:56,836 All the accidents At work... I'm real accident-prone. 1543 01:22:56,838 --> 01:22:59,804 Your tricycle script. I know. I thought That was weird. 1544 01:22:59,806 --> 01:23:03,675 Did i tell you that i had The same idea for a script? I even wrote it. 1545 01:23:03,677 --> 01:23:05,509 I know. It was yours. 1546 01:23:05,511 --> 01:23:07,511 That's why we're Best friends. We think alike. 1547 01:23:07,513 --> 01:23:09,913 And act alike. We should get t-shirts. 1548 01:23:09,915 --> 01:23:11,948 Oh, my god. You are so stupid. 1549 01:23:11,950 --> 01:23:13,616 Okay, now you're Being mean. 1550 01:23:13,618 --> 01:23:15,818 And best friends don't Treat each other that way. 1551 01:23:15,820 --> 01:23:19,488 Randy, i stole Your script. 1552 01:23:19,490 --> 01:23:21,289 I took it from you When you were sleeping Right there. 1553 01:23:21,291 --> 01:23:25,960 I broke your desk, I set off your fire alarm, You are not accident-prone. 1554 01:23:25,962 --> 01:23:28,629 Okay, just leave it there. 1555 01:23:28,631 --> 01:23:32,431 So i did everything Else to you... Just Leave it, okay? 1556 01:23:32,433 --> 01:23:34,166 I did everything Else to you. 1557 01:23:34,168 --> 01:23:35,835 I've been a real jerk. 1558 01:23:35,837 --> 01:23:38,571 I've been making your life A living hell, and i'm sorry. 1559 01:23:38,573 --> 01:23:42,207 I can see what Your hand is doing. I can see it. 1560 01:23:45,244 --> 01:23:48,078 I'm trying to be nice to you Here, randy, and you're Being a jerk about it. 1561 01:23:48,080 --> 01:23:52,116 I came here to give you Your job back and ask you To direct the tricycle script, 1562 01:23:52,118 --> 01:23:54,618 You dick! 1563 01:23:57,522 --> 01:24:01,089 I'm sorry. I shouldn't Have called you that. 1564 01:24:02,158 --> 01:24:04,359 It's okay. 1565 01:24:05,261 --> 01:24:06,562 It's okay, buddy. 1566 01:24:06,564 --> 01:24:10,064 Thanks? It's all right. 1567 01:24:10,933 --> 01:24:13,767 Randy. Randy? Yeah? 1568 01:24:13,769 --> 01:24:17,771 You're in your underwear. I know. It's okay. 1569 01:24:27,313 --> 01:24:30,015 Can i sit here? Sure. 1570 01:24:30,017 --> 01:24:32,250 Wendy, before You say anything, 1571 01:24:32,252 --> 01:24:35,553 I just have to apologize For leaving you at The studio a few days ago. 1572 01:24:35,555 --> 01:24:38,088 It's okay. I wanted to call. 1573 01:24:38,090 --> 01:24:42,124 I just, uh... I've just Been dealing with it In my own way. 1574 01:24:42,126 --> 01:24:45,695 I've... I've been Out of town. 1575 01:24:45,697 --> 01:24:47,964 Huh? Yeah. 1576 01:24:47,966 --> 01:24:50,966 I've been at the hamptons. It's where i go To gather my thoughts. 1577 01:24:50,968 --> 01:24:53,635 Randy, i've been With you the last Two days. 1578 01:24:53,637 --> 01:24:55,770 I don't know what You're talking about, 1579 01:24:55,772 --> 01:24:58,573 But i was definitely at The hampton inn. 1580 01:24:58,575 --> 01:25:02,442 Wendy, i like you, And, uh... 1581 01:25:02,444 --> 01:25:04,911 I've always Liked you, wendy. 1582 01:25:04,913 --> 01:25:09,014 I know i was a little fast In giving you the ring And asking you to marry me, 1583 01:25:09,016 --> 01:25:11,316 And i know you Don't want to, And it's okay. 1584 01:25:11,318 --> 01:25:12,851 I just hope that we Can still be friends. 1585 01:25:12,853 --> 01:25:14,853 No, i do. Me, too. 1586 01:25:14,855 --> 01:25:17,154 I love your Friendship and... No. 1587 01:25:17,156 --> 01:25:19,791 I would not-- Listen to me, 'cause i mean it. 1588 01:25:19,793 --> 01:25:25,128 I wouldn't do anything ever To sacrifice our friendship. 1589 01:25:25,130 --> 01:25:27,564 I wanna marry you. Except for that. 1590 01:25:27,566 --> 01:25:30,165 Our friendship's gone. You're gonna be my wife. 1591 01:25:30,167 --> 01:25:32,301 Are you saying... You really wanna... 1592 01:25:32,303 --> 01:25:34,971 I can't breathe Right now. 1593 01:25:34,973 --> 01:25:37,271 I might have thrown The ring into The l.A. River. 1594 01:25:37,273 --> 01:25:39,407 No, you didn't. No, i did. 1595 01:25:39,409 --> 01:25:41,810 I threw it hard. I threw it really far. I'm a baseball player. 1596 01:25:41,812 --> 01:25:44,144 No, you didn't. No, i did. I know what i did. 1597 01:25:44,146 --> 01:25:47,180 I threw it. Are you calling me A liar again? 1598 01:25:47,182 --> 01:25:51,484 Randy, i've, uh, Had it the whole time. 1599 01:25:51,486 --> 01:25:54,921 Wait a second. This is my grandma's Cubic zirconium... 1600 01:25:54,923 --> 01:25:57,589 I mean, diamond. 1601 01:25:57,591 --> 01:26:00,692 So i thought It was just The box that i threw. 1602 01:26:00,694 --> 01:26:02,661 I guess it... 1603 01:26:02,663 --> 01:26:05,663 So we're doin' this? I mean, we're... 1604 01:26:05,665 --> 01:26:07,464 We're really Getting married. 1605 01:26:07,466 --> 01:26:09,867 I guess so. Okay. 1606 01:26:09,869 --> 01:26:12,335 Well, first things first. 1607 01:26:13,771 --> 01:26:18,107 Oh! This feels good. It feels like, It feels right. 1608 01:26:18,109 --> 01:26:19,908 That's the wrong finger. 1609 01:26:19,910 --> 01:26:22,077 Of course it is. Let me try that again. 1610 01:26:22,079 --> 01:26:24,179 All right. 1611 01:26:24,181 --> 01:26:27,081 It feels right, Doesn't it? It feels perfect. 1612 01:26:27,083 --> 01:26:29,483 Still the wrong finger. Okay, we'll try That again. 1613 01:26:29,485 --> 01:26:31,818 It would be This finger. I know that. 1614 01:26:31,820 --> 01:26:33,620 So i guess this means We should kiss. 1615 01:26:33,622 --> 01:26:36,289 Okay. Yeah. I mean, It's standard. 1616 01:26:36,291 --> 01:26:38,457 Standard married... 1617 01:26:38,459 --> 01:26:40,526 Um, just to warn you... 1618 01:26:40,528 --> 01:26:42,594 Just to warn you... 1619 01:26:42,596 --> 01:26:45,697 I have never Kissed a woman. 1620 01:26:45,699 --> 01:26:48,432 And i've been really Excited about this, 1621 01:26:48,434 --> 01:26:51,536 So i'm just gonna go And i'm feeling Really romantic right now. 1622 01:26:51,538 --> 01:26:54,171 I'm just gonna Do this, okay? Okay. 1623 01:27:00,644 --> 01:27:02,879 I'm kissing your nose, Aren't i? 1624 01:27:02,881 --> 01:27:04,814 Uh-huh. 1625 01:27:04,816 --> 01:27:07,315 I'm sorry. I've just Never done this before. 1626 01:27:07,317 --> 01:27:10,719 It's okay. I should probably stop Grabbing your face. 1627 01:27:10,721 --> 01:27:12,788 Okay. Okay? 1628 01:27:15,423 --> 01:27:17,591 Just pretend like That never happened. 1629 01:27:20,027 --> 01:27:22,428 I'm sorry. 1630 01:27:22,430 --> 01:27:27,800 So... It's Me and you now. 1631 01:27:27,802 --> 01:27:30,302 Yeah. 1632 01:27:30,304 --> 01:27:32,805 It's just me and you. 1633 01:27:36,041 --> 01:27:38,542 What? Hmm? 1634 01:27:39,778 --> 01:27:42,312 So apparently, 1635 01:27:42,314 --> 01:27:45,582 I ordered something from Yugoslavia last night. 1636 01:27:49,252 --> 01:27:52,354 Yeah. It's a bride. 1637 01:27:53,456 --> 01:27:56,257 She'll be here tomorrow. 1638 01:28:08,335 --> 01:28:10,436 You're not at Quizno's now, okay? 1639 01:28:10,438 --> 01:28:12,471 I need you To give me pacino. 1640 01:28:12,473 --> 01:28:14,506 Right now, you're Giving me boo radley. 1641 01:28:14,508 --> 01:28:17,375 Access your inner child. He's drunk today! 1642 01:28:27,152 --> 01:28:30,286 Ready? Yeah, i'm ready. I been ready all day. 1643 01:28:30,288 --> 01:28:33,022 I'm sorry. Okay, slower, slower. You're goin' too fast. 1644 01:28:33,024 --> 01:28:37,192 Go faster. Ernie, get outta the way. Get outta the way. Ow! 1645 01:28:37,194 --> 01:28:39,728 Oh, hit me in The head. Thanks. 1646 01:28:41,697 --> 01:28:43,898 And... Cut! Come on, kid, It's your big moment. 1647 01:28:43,900 --> 01:28:46,300 Cut! Cut! 1648 01:28:46,302 --> 01:28:49,137 Forget it. Action. 1649 01:28:49,139 --> 01:28:51,304 Chicken. 1650 01:28:51,306 --> 01:28:53,506 That was it. 1651 01:28:53,508 --> 01:28:56,776 It just came to me One night. 1652 01:28:56,778 --> 01:29:00,479 Flavor number 32, Chicken ice cream. 1653 01:29:00,481 --> 01:29:03,581 Everybody loves chicken. Everybody eats chicken. 1654 01:29:03,583 --> 01:29:07,252 You put the rainbow Sprinkles on it for the kids, 1655 01:29:07,254 --> 01:29:08,920 Call it chicken salad. 1656 01:29:08,922 --> 01:29:11,989 I know it sounds... That sounds silly. 1657 01:29:11,991 --> 01:29:14,691 So anyway, the studio... 1658 01:29:14,693 --> 01:29:18,560 Uh, pretty much went under, 1659 01:29:18,562 --> 01:29:21,397 And i lost pretty much Everything i had, 1660 01:29:21,399 --> 01:29:23,765 But it was A blessing in disguise, 1661 01:29:23,767 --> 01:29:26,301 Because i think It gave me the time 1662 01:29:26,303 --> 01:29:30,871 To really pursue My calling, 1663 01:29:30,873 --> 01:29:34,408 My life calling Which is, of course, 1664 01:29:34,410 --> 01:29:38,511 Opening up My ice cream shop again, 1665 01:29:38,513 --> 01:29:43,516 And i called it 32 flavors. 1666 01:29:43,518 --> 01:29:46,151 Beat that, Mr. Robbins. 1667 01:29:46,153 --> 01:29:48,687 Actually, i think They have 50 flavors now. 1668 01:29:48,689 --> 01:29:51,555 Oh, 50 flavors. What are you talking about? 1669 01:29:51,557 --> 01:29:53,691 No, they do. They have, Like, 50 flavors. 1670 01:29:53,693 --> 01:29:56,727 Don't say that. Don't say it again. 1671 01:29:56,729 --> 01:29:59,562 You know, we really Only need one camera here. 1672 01:29:59,564 --> 01:30:01,865 If you'd put your camera Down, please, and leave. 1673 01:30:01,867 --> 01:30:03,967 I'm trying to speak To the... 1674 01:30:03,969 --> 01:30:06,335 Just put it down. I'm sorry. 1675 01:30:06,337 --> 01:30:09,338 I'm starting to sweat. 1676 01:30:14,776 --> 01:30:18,379 Fifty flavors. Who told her that? Shit. 1677 01:30:19,914 --> 01:30:22,582 So we wrapped on The tricycle picture, It went great. 1678 01:30:22,584 --> 01:30:26,052 No one actually watched it, Which was good because 1679 01:30:26,054 --> 01:30:30,122 I'm actually trying To let that part of me go. 1680 01:30:30,124 --> 01:30:34,625 The film was not About my cousin. It was about me. 1681 01:30:34,627 --> 01:30:38,596 I'm so proud Of you, honey. Thanks, babe. 1682 01:30:38,598 --> 01:30:40,731 But i am working on A brand-new script. 1683 01:30:40,733 --> 01:30:43,167 It's wonderful. It's about a small boy Who's afraid of fire, 1684 01:30:43,169 --> 01:30:47,603 Because his dad would Actually put out cigars On his neck. 1685 01:30:47,605 --> 01:30:49,739 That one's about My cousin. 1686 01:30:49,741 --> 01:30:52,108 That one's about My cousin, so... 1687 01:30:52,110 --> 01:30:54,009 So, we're married now. 1688 01:30:54,011 --> 01:30:57,812 Yeah, it's goin' great. What else is new? 1689 01:30:57,814 --> 01:31:00,948 Oh, yeah, we had Coitus last night. 1690 01:31:00,950 --> 01:31:02,850 Yes, we did. 1691 01:31:02,852 --> 01:31:07,187 But, baby, can you Never call it coitus Ever again? 1692 01:31:07,189 --> 01:31:08,989 Oh, yeah. Sorry, babe. 1693 01:31:08,991 --> 01:31:12,692 Hey, i'm gonna go Get that coffee for you. She's a coffee nut. 1694 01:31:14,027 --> 01:31:17,997 So... I think marriage life Is really good for us. 1695 01:31:17,999 --> 01:31:19,664 Especially randy. 1696 01:31:19,666 --> 01:31:23,968 He's changed so much, You probably wouldn't Even recognize him. 1697 01:31:23,970 --> 01:31:26,604 He's really learning How to deal with his past. 1698 01:31:26,606 --> 01:31:29,472 He's really maturing. 1699 01:31:29,474 --> 01:31:32,309 He's just growing up. 1700 01:31:32,311 --> 01:31:34,577 Randy? 1701 01:31:34,579 --> 01:31:36,745 Are you getting sleepy? 1702 01:31:42,786 --> 01:31:46,254 You shut up, You shut up. Pecker, pecker! 1703 01:31:46,256 --> 01:31:49,856 Pecker. Yah, yah. Pecker, pecker. 1704 01:31:49,858 --> 01:31:53,894 Now i'm tired, And daddy's gonna Take a piss. 1705 01:31:55,296 --> 01:31:58,197 So wes and i decided To start a production company. 1706 01:31:58,199 --> 01:32:01,301 It's going great. I'm finally living Out my dreams, 1707 01:32:01,303 --> 01:32:03,001 Which is amazing. 1708 01:32:03,003 --> 01:32:05,037 With wes and ben's, You're getting An amazing deal. 1709 01:32:05,039 --> 01:32:08,307 We can take your script And make it into A blockbuster. 1710 01:32:08,309 --> 01:32:10,774 I'm talking big. Let me talk about quality. 1711 01:32:10,776 --> 01:32:13,577 Capital "q." 1712 01:32:19,550 --> 01:32:22,052 Why are you crying? 1713 01:32:27,690 --> 01:32:30,058 Yes. I'm gonna enjoy this. 1714 01:32:30,060 --> 01:32:33,094 So i'm still learning American law. 1715 01:32:33,096 --> 01:32:36,331 Apparently you need Some kind of a permit 1716 01:32:36,333 --> 01:32:38,498 So that you can Carry a gun. 1717 01:32:38,500 --> 01:32:41,134 And they don't like it When you shoot someone, I can tell you that. 1718 01:32:41,136 --> 01:32:45,771 I went abroad, And i'm rooming with lester. 1719 01:32:45,773 --> 01:32:48,174 In a cell with lester. 1720 01:32:48,176 --> 01:32:51,542 But you know, We got a theater group goin'. 1721 01:32:51,544 --> 01:32:54,512 Everybody's involved. It's mamma mia! 1722 01:32:54,514 --> 01:32:58,182 Yeah, but we've had to Push it back. 1723 01:32:58,184 --> 01:33:02,086 Our lead guy Got stabbed in the showers By the understudy. 1724 01:33:02,088 --> 01:33:06,322 Apparently picked up The wrong piece of soap. 1725 01:33:08,293 --> 01:33:11,126 The show will go on. 1726 01:33:18,566 --> 01:33:20,634 I know. It's okay. You want whipped cream. 1727 01:33:20,636 --> 01:33:24,038 I hope you just didn't Miss your chance To read your poem. 1728 01:33:31,844 --> 01:33:35,114 This is unbelievable. Everyone else sees This, right? 1729 01:33:35,116 --> 01:33:36,982 You are a nightmare. 1730 01:33:36,984 --> 01:33:38,983 An absolute nightmare To work with. 1731 01:33:38,985 --> 01:33:41,685 Yeah, cheryl. Why don't you Say something? 1732 01:33:41,687 --> 01:33:43,521 Come on, cheryl. Say something. 1733 01:33:43,523 --> 01:33:45,522 I'm on my period, I'm grouchy, I don't wanna talk. 1734 01:33:45,524 --> 01:33:47,557 So i know randy's an idiot, 1735 01:33:47,559 --> 01:33:50,760 But he did help me To find my gift. 1736 01:33:50,762 --> 01:33:52,861 My gift of makeup. 1737 01:33:52,863 --> 01:33:54,863 I started my own Makeup line. 1738 01:33:54,865 --> 01:33:57,366 I actually named it After randy. 1739 01:33:57,368 --> 01:34:00,535 It's called... Ignorance. 1740 01:34:01,870 --> 01:34:06,141 Randy doesn't get it, But, oh well. 1741 01:34:09,977 --> 01:34:12,879 Booger! 1742 01:34:15,015 --> 01:34:17,150 He was trying To make me laugh. 1743 01:34:17,152 --> 01:34:19,585 Apparently, there was Some mix-up thing 1744 01:34:19,587 --> 01:34:21,486 With randy And the internet. 1745 01:34:21,488 --> 01:34:26,291 I solved that problem For him, and i'm married. 1746 01:34:26,293 --> 01:34:28,859 Reached my ultimate goal. 1747 01:34:28,861 --> 01:34:31,895 So... Where is she from? 1748 01:34:31,897 --> 01:34:35,432 Uh... 1749 01:34:35,434 --> 01:34:38,801 The republic Of yugoslavia. 1750 01:34:38,803 --> 01:34:41,036 Not from around here. 1751 01:34:41,038 --> 01:34:43,539 It's funny How these things work out. 1752 01:34:43,541 --> 01:34:45,740 Because i actually Was thinking about 1753 01:34:45,742 --> 01:34:47,841 Buying a wife On the internet. 1754 01:34:47,843 --> 01:34:50,644 But my credit card-- I was way, way over the limit, 1755 01:34:50,646 --> 01:34:53,214 So when randy came To me with this, 1756 01:34:53,216 --> 01:34:55,082 I jumped on it, so... 1757 01:34:55,084 --> 01:34:58,251 Originally, i was Gonna go asian, 1758 01:34:58,253 --> 01:35:03,122 But i think this actually Worked out better for me. 1759 01:35:03,124 --> 01:35:06,892 So, um... And we're Really, really happy. 1760 01:35:06,894 --> 01:35:11,329 We are... You're happy, right? 1761 01:35:19,837 --> 01:35:23,005 I've never been fired So many times in a day. 1762 01:35:23,007 --> 01:35:24,940 Cut. 1763 01:35:26,310 --> 01:35:28,211 I'm pumped. I'm friggin' pumped. 1764 01:35:28,213 --> 01:35:30,678 Listen to this. I got a job as a disc jockey. 1765 01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:32,314 I'm bart the deejay. 1766 01:35:32,316 --> 01:35:35,750 That's tight, right? I'm working for z94.3 fm. 1767 01:35:35,752 --> 01:35:37,718 They gave me This cool time slot. 1768 01:35:37,720 --> 01:35:40,354 I'm working mondays, 2:00 to 5:00 a.M. 1769 01:35:40,356 --> 01:35:42,623 I'm doin' this thing On the air now. 1770 01:35:42,625 --> 01:35:46,259 I'm, like, what up? Boom. I'm goin' bart-listic on you. 1771 01:35:46,261 --> 01:35:50,095 Everyone in the studio's, Like, that's tight. 1772 01:35:50,097 --> 01:35:52,097 I'm pretty much coverin' All the big stuff. 1773 01:35:52,099 --> 01:35:55,267 I'm doin' intersections, Cars, water main breaks. 1774 01:35:55,269 --> 01:35:57,901 I'm doing traffic. Mostly traffic. 1775 01:35:57,903 --> 01:36:00,204 But let's be honest. 1776 01:36:00,206 --> 01:36:02,806 Being on the radio Doesn't hurt in The ass department, right? 1777 01:36:02,808 --> 01:36:05,642 Boom! We're gettin' Bart-listic on you. 1778 01:36:07,978 --> 01:36:12,314 Musical. 1779 01:36:12,316 --> 01:36:14,250 Marker. 1780 01:36:19,188 --> 01:36:21,922 Wes' ideas Are very good, 1781 01:36:21,924 --> 01:36:24,724 And i should Listen to him more. 1782 01:36:24,726 --> 01:36:26,726 Is that too many metaphors? 1783 01:36:26,728 --> 01:36:30,197 Maybe it is. 1784 01:36:32,766 --> 01:36:35,268 Why aren't you laughin'? 1785 01:36:35,270 --> 01:36:37,403 Why couldn't i have Thought of that first? 1786 01:36:37,405 --> 01:36:41,139 Hit the deck! 1787 01:36:42,875 --> 01:36:45,942 He started to struggle, And i started to Beat him in the head, 1788 01:36:45,944 --> 01:36:48,379 Again and again and again. 1789 01:36:52,149 --> 01:36:54,484 But they ordered us To do it. 1790 01:36:54,486 --> 01:36:57,119 Bobby? What's his name? 1791 01:36:57,121 --> 01:37:00,088 It's randy. Randy? 1792 01:37:00,090 --> 01:37:01,690 Randy? 1793 01:37:01,692 --> 01:37:06,294 'Cause i'm uncomfortable Being nude in front of Other people. 1794 01:37:06,296 --> 01:37:09,597 Never let go. Promise you'll Never let go. 1795 01:37:09,599 --> 01:37:11,765 I got hot cocoa. 1796 01:37:11,767 --> 01:37:15,768 I'm starting to lose My power of sight. 1797 01:37:16,904 --> 01:37:19,038 Oh, you got me. 1798 01:37:21,774 --> 01:37:23,375 Push it. Push The fucking button! 1799 01:37:25,913 --> 01:37:28,112 Let me talk to him. 1800 01:37:28,114 --> 01:37:30,981 Dad, it's me. Listen, What you're doing 1801 01:37:30,983 --> 01:37:32,417 Is a very brave thing. 1802 01:37:32,419 --> 01:37:34,251 So... 1803 01:37:34,253 --> 01:37:36,553 So stupid. What a stupid opening. 1804 01:37:36,555 --> 01:37:39,356 Stupid, stupid. 1805 01:37:39,358 --> 01:37:41,557 ...Over at Craft services. 1806 01:37:43,094 --> 01:37:44,793 You screwed up Big time, randy. 1807 01:37:44,795 --> 01:37:47,895 Can i help you? 1808 01:37:47,897 --> 01:37:50,064 Too late. 1809 01:37:50,066 --> 01:37:52,434 I think you're lost. 1810 01:37:52,436 --> 01:37:54,935 Did you call cut Already? 1811 01:37:54,937 --> 01:37:57,971 Can i go home And get my contacts? No! 1812 01:37:57,973 --> 01:38:01,608 Look right over there At the card and read it. 1813 01:38:01,610 --> 01:38:04,344 Yeah, we speak english. 1814 01:38:04,346 --> 01:38:06,846 We just find it easier To never do it. 1815 01:38:06,848 --> 01:38:08,947 We don't have To work very hard. 1816 01:38:08,949 --> 01:38:11,650 We get out of jobs That we don't wanna do. 1817 01:38:11,652 --> 01:38:15,253 And they can't fire us. That's a big plus. 1818 01:38:15,255 --> 01:38:17,455 Yeah. Very. 1819 01:38:17,457 --> 01:38:19,690 Can you guys Move your car? It's in my spot. 1820 01:38:19,692 --> 01:38:21,658 No ingles. 1821 01:38:25,929 --> 01:38:27,830 Great. I don't Speak spanish. 1822 01:38:29,132 --> 01:38:32,334 So it's the big day. Oh! 1823 01:38:34,704 --> 01:38:37,037 So it's the big day. Oh! 1824 01:38:38,274 --> 01:38:42,041 I got it. So today's the big day. Oh! 1825 01:38:42,043 --> 01:38:44,311 It's the start of... 1826 01:38:44,313 --> 01:38:47,046 Oh, i get it now. You're no. 1827 01:38:47,915 --> 01:38:50,115 So it's the big day. 1828 01:38:51,918 --> 01:38:55,388 Action. I work best Under pressure. 1829 01:38:57,856 --> 01:39:00,158 I forget you're no When you said this. 1830 01:39:01,260 --> 01:39:03,627 So it's the big day. Oh! 1831 01:39:05,898 --> 01:39:08,031 I didn't even mess up. 138952

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