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[ Siren blaring,
tires screeching ]
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[ Helicopter flying by ]
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[ Man on radio ]
Go ahead and disregard
the chase. We got him.
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That, uh--
[ Indistinct ]
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[ Man ]
You are now about to witness the
strength of street knowledge.
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* [ Rap ]
[ Radio, indistinct ]
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*I'm Coming Straight
Out of compton *
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*When Something Happens
In south central Los Angeles
nothing happens *
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*It's Just Another Nigger
Dead, dead, dead *
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*Straight Out Of Compton
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*Crazy Motherfucker
Name ice cube *
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*From The Gang Called
Niggers with attitude *
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*Ak-47 Is The Tool
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*Don't Make Me Out
The motherfucking fool *
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*As I Leave
Believe I'm scarred, baby *
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*When I Come Back, Boys
I'm coming straight out of
compton, compton, compton *
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[ Speaking spanish ]
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My friend said he saw you with
ramon comacho. Shut up, ho!
It ain't true, ricco.
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It's time to teach
both of you a lesson.
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I wouldn't do that
if I was you.
[ Squeaking ]
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You better step back,ese,
unless you want me to bust
a cap in your ass.
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This is my 'hood.
And these girls
belong to me.
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Belong? That is a very
sexist way to talk about
these bitches.
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[ Speaking spanish ]
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Bonjour.
Je m'appelle ali.
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J'habitein staines.
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[ Hawking ]
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You made me use
me last tissue.
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Me ain't got
another one now.
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[ Speaking spanish ]
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You what?
Speak to the hand,
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'cause the face,
it ain't listening.
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[ Speaking spanish ]
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- [ Yells ]
- [ Yells ]
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Sorry.
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No!
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[ Speaking spanish ]
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REMEMBER: Life is
the most precious gift
that jah has given us.
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[ Guns cocking ]
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[ Imitating machine gun ]
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[ All laughing ]
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[ Yelling ]
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Unlucky.
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Mm, you saved us.
I justreally
want to thank you.
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Mm.
[ Zipper unzipping ]
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I'ah, dios mio!
That's gonna need
the two of us.
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Mmm.
Here. Let me
help you with that.
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*Boy, I'm Gonna
Make you love me
make you want me *
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*And I'm Gonna Give You
Some attention *
Mm, that's nice.
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* [ Continues ]
That's very nice.
Oh, yes, please.
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Mmm. Thank you very much.
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Oh, that's good, babe.
[ Chuckles ]
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- oh, 2 pac, no!
- [ Licking ]
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[ Dog whimpers ]
Whatever.
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[ Rapid licking ]
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- oh, yeah, baby.
Play with the balls.
- [ Rapid licking ]
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Oh, good dog.
[ Knocking on door ]
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[ Woman ]
Ali, are you awake?
For real.
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Ally pally, do you know
how very late it is?
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And you're still
in bed all asleep.
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- sorry, nana.
- *It's Nice To Get Up
In the morning *
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[ Growling ]
Get off.
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*Four Or Five Or Six O'clock
In the good old summertime *
[ Growling ]
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*But When The Winter Comes
And it's snowing out *
[ Growling continues ]
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*It's Nice To Get Up
In the morning *
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[ Growling stops ]
*But Better
To stay in bed *
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- [ Whimpers ]
- ah, that's better.
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Ally pally, it's not nice
to play with yourpupik
when nana's in the room.
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- come on. You're teaching
your class today.
- oh, wicked.
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Out of bed,
choppy-chop.
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*Wicked, Wicked
*Junglist Massive
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*Wicked, Wicked
*Junglist Massive
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*Wicked, Wicked
*Junglist Massive
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*Wicked Original
* [ Reggae ]
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- *Booyaka, Booyaka
- * [ Reggae Continues ]
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*Booyaka, Booyaka
Booyaka, booyaka *
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*Booyaka, Booyaka
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* [ Reggae Continues ]
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[ No dialogue ]
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* [ Fading ]
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- yo, yo. A'ight.
A'ight. A'ight.
- [ Belches ]
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Respect. So, what's goin'
down in staines town,
my nigga?
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Yo, nigga, we just be
cold chillin', kicking back,
suckin' on some gin and juice,
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laid back.
Laid back?
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All right.
For real.
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Jezzy,
is you wearing green?
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I knew it.
You is defecting to
the iver heath posse, isn't it?
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Come on, let's stab him.
Hold on, wait!
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Me mum put me yellow top
in the wash with my brother's
blue football socks,
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even though
they ain't colorfast.
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All right,
but you tell that slag
that in the ghetto...
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Washing non-colorfast
synthetics at 60 degrees
could cost you your life.
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Will you boys move?
I've told you before.
It's a fire risk.
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Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, my brother.
What's the problem? Huh?
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We just four brothers
chillin' out on the sidewalk,
maxin', relaxin'.
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It ain't too taxin'.
Boof.
Move!
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Okay. Yeah. We'll just
sit on the bench. Yes.
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* [ Rap ]
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De east staines massiv.
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Well, if it ain't
the west staines massiv
outside their precious center.
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[ All ]
Booyakasha!
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[ All ]
Wikity-waketysha! Boo!
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Eastside is the best.
Shhhh.
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Westside is the best.
[ Squeaks ]
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- eastside is the best.
- westside is the best.
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- westside is the best.
- eastside is the best.
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- [ Laughing ]
- shit. I meant
westside is the best.
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Anyways,
you is on our turf.
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Once you past the
bumblebees day nursery,
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just before you get
to the mini-roundabout--
you know, on elmsleigh gardens--
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then you is in the westside,
oh, yeah?
We don't care.
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Your mama is so fat...
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That when she volunteered
to clean the cages at the zoo,
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people walk by and say,
"look at that hippopotamus."
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That ain't fair.
It's glandular.
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Let's leave these
batty boys behind.
Hey, your mama don't think so.
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* [ Hip-hop ]
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- slow down!
- [ Tires screeching ]
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[ Horn beeps ]
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Stop!
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- eastside!
- what a flippin' loon.
He's gonna get himself killed.
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Hey, yo, yo, g.
It's the lapd, man.
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Yeah? And?
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[ Laughs ]
Oh, man! You are
one bad mofo, man.
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- *I Is Feelin' It
You rockin' it *
- *I'm Feelin' It
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*I'm Checkin' It
*I'm Doin' It
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00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:54,514
*I'm Feelin' It
*I'm Kissin' It
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*I'm Checkin' It
*Nice
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* [ Rap Beat ]
*Wicked
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00:10:01,521 --> 00:10:03,423
*Wicked
*Follow Me
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00:10:04,657 --> 00:10:07,094
*Wicked Now, Wicked Now
Wicked *
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00:10:07,094 --> 00:10:09,329
*Me Got The Chicken
Me like the chicken *
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00:10:09,329 --> 00:10:12,699
*Me Got The Chicken Wicked
A rockin' and a flickin' *
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00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:14,501
*We Got With The
[ Scatting ]
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*A To The L
To the I to the g *
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*Ali G
That's me, that's me *
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*A To The L
To the I to the g *
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*That's G
That's me, that's me *
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00:10:21,108 --> 00:10:23,243
*R To The I To The C
To the k to the y *
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00:10:23,243 --> 00:10:25,645
*That's Ricky C
Ricky c to the c
to the c *
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*Ricky C, Ricky--
Oh, wait a sec. I's gonna
be late for me class. Let's go.
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[ Ali g ]
Crack cocaine is
destroying our community.
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So when a brother
makes it through,
they deserve our respect.
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So let's big it up
for darren,
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who's been clean
and off the crack now
for eight years.
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- eight and
three-quarter years.
- whatever.
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Me don't want to say this,
but most of you ain't
never gonna see 11.
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Booka!
Drive-bys.
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[ Sobbing ]
Look, he's crying.
Homo, homo.
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00:11:01,714 --> 00:11:05,118
Hey! We'll have none
of that language here.
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- the word is "batty boy."
- batty boy!
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Batty boy!
Better!
Now, everybody up.
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'Cause it's time to give
out this week's badges.
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First, big it up
for me main man andy...
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Who has finally got
his hot-wiring badge...
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00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:25,372
And his advanced
swearing badge.
Shit off, you hairy dog's cock.
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Respect. And since you
is got your fifth badge,
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you has also earned
your second slit.
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Hopefully one day,
you'll get to be
tyrone's level.
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Tryrone, if you's get any
better, we is gonna have to
start doing your pubes, a'ight?
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I don't have any.
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Well, I have got millions.
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Now, remember,
without realness,
we is nothing.
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So, posse, keep it real.
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[ All ]
Keep it real!
Keep it real!
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Now on the streets,
you is gotta know
that your homey...
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Will take a cap
in his ass for you.
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00:12:02,275 --> 00:12:07,180
So let's start
with a very basic
trust exercise.
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One, two, three.
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- ali, can I have a word?
- sure.
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It's about the center.
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Now I know how much
these classes mean to you...
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- and how much the kids
enjoy them.
- [ Groans ]
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But I'm afraid the government
is withdrawing our funding.
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They're closing down
the john nike leisure center.
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You what?
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00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:38,611
How is these kids gonna
make it out of the ghetto now?
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They'll have to go
somewhere else.
Somewhere else?
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Do you know
what this center
means to them? And to me?
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This is the spiritual home
of the west staines massiv.
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This is like what
mecca is to the jews.
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It's like what Kentucky
is to chickens.
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And it was here where
me first felt me julie's...
[ Whistles ]
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Ali, there's nothing
you can do.
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00:13:06,239 --> 00:13:08,875
Now, you better go
and tell the kids.
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I ain't never gonna
let them close us down.
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Keep it real. Yeah?
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[ Thud ]
[ Groans ]
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[ Woman ]
Dinner with the belgian
prime minister at 8:00.
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Nato briefing in half an hour.
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00:13:42,309 --> 00:13:45,278
And the deputy prime minister
urgently wishes to speak to you.
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00:13:45,278 --> 00:13:48,748
Has he heard
the poll results yet?
Excuse me. I wish I hadn't.
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00:13:48,748 --> 00:13:51,050
Gallup's putting us
22 points behind.
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00:13:51,050 --> 00:13:53,753
What about mori?
Twenty-three points behind.
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00:13:53,753 --> 00:13:56,689
The youth vote's
deserting us in droves.
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All our focus groups
suggest we're out of touch.
Maybe we are. I know I am.
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00:14:00,327 --> 00:14:03,530
Don't be ridiculous.
Are we gonna lose
this by-election, david?
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No chance. We haven't lost
staines in 20 years, and we're
not about to start now.
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We just have
an image problem.
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00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:13,373
We have to find a candidate
who will improve that image.
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Somebody young.
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Somebody ethnic.
Somebody in touch.
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Exactly, prime minister.
You're absolutely right,
david.
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What we got to find
is an outstanding candidate...
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Who's intellectually superior,
who can guarantee us victory.
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Easy now, Mrs. Hugh.
Booyakasha.
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00:14:30,022 --> 00:14:33,693
Is me julie about?
Safe.
She's upstairs.
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Hello, baby.
I's been missing you
so much today.
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00:14:37,630 --> 00:14:40,500
You is looking so fine.
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- all I want to do
is pull your panties down--
- ali?
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Oh, hello, me julie.
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Stop feeling up nina
and get in here.
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Sorry. I got confused.
Strange how you never get
confused with tracy, isn't it?
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- hello, ali.
- hello.
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00:14:54,581 --> 00:14:57,750
You know you's
me only bitch-- ho.
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00:14:57,750 --> 00:15:03,089
Lady? When me close
me eyes, you's the only girl
me ever think about.
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* [ Hip-hop ]
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* [ Ends ]
Ali, open your eyes.
219
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,568
Sorry. There was
something in them.
220
00:15:15,568 --> 00:15:17,670
Because there's these fleas
that is going around.
221
00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:19,706
And two of them,
and they're coming.
222
00:15:19,706 --> 00:15:22,942
They're coming in again.
They're in me eyes.
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00:15:22,942 --> 00:15:25,712
- * [ Hip-hop Resumes ]
- [ Whip cracks ]
224
00:15:25,712 --> 00:15:28,748
Ali g,
you've been a very bad boy
and you need to be punished.
225
00:15:28,748 --> 00:15:31,984
- are you a bad boy?
- yes, I am.
226
00:15:31,984 --> 00:15:35,855
My skin is so dry.
So for being a bad boy,
227
00:15:35,855 --> 00:15:38,691
I want you
to rub oil into me.
228
00:15:38,691 --> 00:15:42,094
Paying special attention
to my breasts
and my batty crease.
229
00:15:42,094 --> 00:15:45,432
Okay. I will do that.
230
00:15:45,432 --> 00:15:49,602
But first, I want you
to take your hat off,
you naughty, naughty boy.
231
00:15:49,602 --> 00:15:52,739
But me never
take me hat off.
You take that off,
232
00:15:52,739 --> 00:15:55,608
- and I'll take these off.
- okay.
233
00:16:02,849 --> 00:16:06,586
Now I'm going to milk you.
[ Julie's voice ]
Ali.
234
00:16:06,586 --> 00:16:08,855
Give me one more sec.
235
00:16:08,855 --> 00:16:14,193
- behave, alistair.
- j.lo, they is closing down
the center.
236
00:16:14,193 --> 00:16:17,129
So I was gonna go
on a hunger strike
until they save it.
237
00:16:17,129 --> 00:16:20,667
Or until I die.
So just in case I do join...
238
00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:23,936
Tupac and biggie
in dat ghetto in the sky,
239
00:16:23,936 --> 00:16:27,607
I's come here to bone you
one last time.
240
00:16:27,607 --> 00:16:30,209
I think Mr. Johnson
might have something
to say about that.
241
00:16:30,209 --> 00:16:32,845
- can I watch?
- I ain't got no problem
with that. Has you?
242
00:16:32,845 --> 00:16:36,883
Ali. Don't do nothing
stupid, all right?
243
00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:48,060
Hear me now.
She ain't really me julie.
244
00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:51,030
Obviously, in real life,
I's going out with someone
much fitter.
245
00:16:51,030 --> 00:16:54,767
But they do that
to make me more accessible.
246
00:16:54,767 --> 00:16:57,136
Which means that you girls
out there will think
that I will knob you,
247
00:16:57,136 --> 00:16:58,905
even if you was a minger.
248
00:17:06,646 --> 00:17:09,015
Okay, you got ten seconds
till you start, mac daddy.
249
00:17:09,015 --> 00:17:10,883
[ Muffled ]
More, more! More!
250
00:17:12,852 --> 00:17:15,822
Okay, and go!
251
00:17:15,822 --> 00:17:18,124
Mr. G, why are you
on hunger strike?
252
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,893
[ Muffled ]
In the struggle for--
253
00:17:23,062 --> 00:17:27,266
in the struggle for justice,
I's willing to lay down
me life.
254
00:17:27,266 --> 00:17:30,903
Just like martin luther...
Vandross did.
255
00:17:33,906 --> 00:17:36,743
This is local
party chairman, alan swan.
256
00:17:36,743 --> 00:17:39,512
He's been putting together
a list of names
for the by-election.
257
00:17:39,512 --> 00:17:42,582
This is a great honor.
I've always, um, been
a particular admirer--
258
00:17:42,582 --> 00:17:47,687
- the names, swan.
- right. Uh, well, uh,
there are, um--
259
00:17:47,687 --> 00:17:51,290
there are three really
outstanding candidates
that match all your criteria.
260
00:17:51,290 --> 00:17:55,194
Top of the list
is andrew hamilton.
PHD., political science,
261
00:17:55,194 --> 00:17:58,865
studied PP. At oxford,
gained a starred first.
262
00:17:58,865 --> 00:18:01,668
Have you tried these new
chicken dippers? They're
quite good, aren't they?
263
00:18:01,668 --> 00:18:04,571
Oh, yeah,
they're really good.
What sauce are you going for?
264
00:18:04,571 --> 00:18:06,839
Ooh. Uh, I think
it's barbecue.
265
00:18:06,839 --> 00:18:10,843
[ Yelling ]
266
00:18:14,747 --> 00:18:16,916
I can't take it.
I can't take it.
267
00:18:16,916 --> 00:18:19,986
[ Yelling ]
268
00:18:25,124 --> 00:18:27,526
Chicken dippers!
269
00:18:31,063 --> 00:18:33,600
- good.
We can go home now.
- ah, nips.
270
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,968
I'll get the keys,
yeah?
271
00:18:35,968 --> 00:18:40,239
Starting again from... Now!
272
00:18:40,239 --> 00:18:42,274
* [ Rap ]
273
00:18:42,274 --> 00:18:44,977
No.
274
00:18:49,982 --> 00:18:52,785
Well, what has
we got here then?
275
00:18:52,785 --> 00:18:55,622
I's doin' a serious protest,
if you don't mind.
276
00:18:55,622 --> 00:18:58,057
Well, in that case,
we'll leave you to it.
277
00:18:58,057 --> 00:19:00,893
Oh, thanks.
278
00:19:00,893 --> 00:19:03,896
There was just
one thing, though.
279
00:19:06,032 --> 00:19:10,302
- [ All laughing ]
- * [ Rap ]
280
00:19:10,302 --> 00:19:13,239
*And Y'all Gonna See
That the hottest nigger
out there *
281
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:16,275
*Was, Is, Will Be Me
282
00:19:16,275 --> 00:19:19,912
*Just Like That
I can go away for a minute
do some other shit *
283
00:19:19,912 --> 00:19:23,750
- *But Bounce Right Back
- [ Groans ]
284
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:27,186
Grow, biggy, grow.
I just gotta get
a semi-lob on.
285
00:19:28,387 --> 00:19:33,092
Jennifer lopez.
Jennifer lopez.
286
00:19:33,092 --> 00:19:37,797
Jennifer lopez lezzing off with
the one from destiny's child
with the big thighs.
287
00:19:40,032 --> 00:19:42,635
[ Giggles ]
288
00:19:42,635 --> 00:19:45,271
Look here now!
Look here now!
289
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,740
Look at my massive beast.
[ All screaming ]
290
00:19:49,108 --> 00:19:52,645
You filthy animal!
291
00:19:59,018 --> 00:20:02,755
Oh, shep, this rail
is very dirty.
292
00:20:02,755 --> 00:20:05,224
It's going to need
a lot of polishing.
293
00:20:05,224 --> 00:20:07,660
[ Moaning ]
294
00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:11,764
PHD. In economics,
three years at harvard,
age 34--
295
00:20:11,764 --> 00:20:15,768
swan, is there any reason
why there should be
an absurdly dressed,
296
00:20:15,768 --> 00:20:17,770
half-naked man
chained to a fence...
297
00:20:17,770 --> 00:20:20,973
Being tossed off by
an old blind council worker?
298
00:20:23,009 --> 00:20:26,245
- [ Moaning ]
- ignore him.
299
00:20:26,245 --> 00:20:28,881
It's the local idiot
making some pathetic protest.
300
00:20:30,349 --> 00:20:32,785
Have him unchained
and bring him in here.
301
00:20:32,785 --> 00:20:35,187
But I'm trying to go
through the whole--
bring him in, swan.
302
00:20:39,191 --> 00:20:41,227
Straight ahead
at the top of the stairs.
303
00:20:43,863 --> 00:20:47,834
*Freak Me, Baby
*Yeah, Just Like That
304
00:20:47,834 --> 00:20:50,236
*Freak Me, Baby
*Come On, Come On
305
00:20:50,236 --> 00:20:53,372
*Freak Me, Baby
306
00:20:53,372 --> 00:20:56,275
*Let Me Lick You
Up and down *
307
00:20:56,275 --> 00:20:58,377
*Till You Say Stop
308
00:21:00,179 --> 00:21:03,315
*Let Me Play
With your body, baby *
309
00:21:03,315 --> 00:21:05,684
*Make You Feel Hot
310
00:21:07,253 --> 00:21:10,456
[ Off-key ]
*Let Me Do All The Things
311
00:21:10,456 --> 00:21:12,792
*You Want Me To Do
312
00:21:15,327 --> 00:21:17,730
*'Cause Tonight, Baby
313
00:21:17,730 --> 00:21:22,769
*I Wanna Get
Freaky with you *
314
00:21:24,403 --> 00:21:27,306
I'm kate hedges,
the deputy prime minister's
private secretary.
315
00:21:27,306 --> 00:21:31,243
Please, come in.
And, uh, you can
pull your pants up now.
316
00:21:37,850 --> 00:21:41,220
Hello. I'm david carlton,
the chancellor of the exchequer
and the deputy prime minister.
317
00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:45,024
*Hello, I's Ali G
The dominatin' MC. *
318
00:21:45,024 --> 00:21:47,994
*Makin' Bitches Touch
Their punani *
319
00:21:47,994 --> 00:21:51,931
*The Number After Two
It be *
Three.
320
00:21:51,931 --> 00:21:55,101
*No Ali A, No Ali B
No ali c, no ali d *
321
00:21:55,101 --> 00:21:58,170
*No Ali--
322
00:21:58,170 --> 00:22:00,306
*E
323
00:22:00,306 --> 00:22:02,875
*No Ali--
324
00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:05,044
Uh...
325
00:22:05,044 --> 00:22:08,480
*F
But ali *
G.
326
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:12,518
Po! Your rhymes is tight
for a honky. Yes, sir.
327
00:22:12,518 --> 00:22:16,422
- that's his full name
and address.
- tell me, ali,
328
00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:20,359
- do you have a job?
- unfortunately, I's recently
gone on the dole.
329
00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:23,495
- really? When?
- eight years
and three months ago.
330
00:22:23,495 --> 00:22:26,799
It says here you claim
disability benefit.
Are you--
331
00:22:26,799 --> 00:22:30,069
yes, I is actually
spasticated.
332
00:22:30,069 --> 00:22:32,438
I's got a terrible
dj-ing injury.
333
00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:35,341
Me still ain't got
full mobility on
me main mixing finger.
334
00:22:35,341 --> 00:22:37,509
[ Scratching ]
Ow!
335
00:22:39,078 --> 00:22:41,247
Everything down there
is still working.
336
00:22:41,247 --> 00:22:43,382
Oh, yes. Yes.
337
00:22:43,382 --> 00:22:45,551
Ali, um,
would you sit down?
338
00:22:45,551 --> 00:22:47,786
Um, please, sit down.
339
00:22:51,057 --> 00:22:53,492
Have you ever considered
becoming a member of parliament?
340
00:22:53,492 --> 00:22:56,328
What would me want
to do that for?
It's full of pricks.
341
00:22:56,328 --> 00:23:01,100
Oh, that's a little harsh.
I'm an MP. Am I a prick?
Yes.
342
00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:04,570
Let's try approaching this
from a different angle.
343
00:23:04,570 --> 00:23:08,474
Um... Is there
nothing in the world that
you would like to change?
344
00:23:08,474 --> 00:23:12,344
Yeah. Me'd wanna save
the john nike leisure center,
obviously.
345
00:23:12,344 --> 00:23:16,082
Well, as the MP. For staines,
you could achieve that.
346
00:23:16,082 --> 00:23:18,417
Would you stand
as our candidate
in this by-election?
347
00:23:18,417 --> 00:23:22,321
Well, me gotta be honest.
Me ain't actually bi.
I mean,
348
00:23:22,321 --> 00:23:25,424
obviously, I done it
with two girls.
349
00:23:25,424 --> 00:23:27,860
Well, I seen it
on the internet.
350
00:23:27,860 --> 00:23:29,595
But me would never feel
completely comfortable...
351
00:23:29,595 --> 00:23:32,498
Being bummed by a man,
or even bummin' a man.
352
00:23:32,498 --> 00:23:35,534
I know a lot of people
say, "never say ever,"
But me feel so strongly...
353
00:23:35,534 --> 00:23:40,306
That me exit hole should
always stay me exit hole
and never become me entry hole.
354
00:23:40,306 --> 00:23:44,310
You know
what I's saying?
Yes.
355
00:23:44,310 --> 00:23:48,014
Yes. Well, it's been
a pleasure meeting you.
356
00:23:48,014 --> 00:23:49,949
Later.
357
00:23:54,220 --> 00:23:56,422
Later, sweetheart.
358
00:24:12,271 --> 00:24:15,975
David?
What are you doing?
359
00:24:15,975 --> 00:24:18,510
He was the biggest idiot
I have ever met.
360
00:24:18,510 --> 00:24:21,080
Choose him and
there is no way we can
win the by-election.
361
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,482
I know.
But there will be
a leadership crisis.
362
00:24:23,482 --> 00:24:26,452
A vote of no confidence.
The PM. Will be out.
363
00:24:26,452 --> 00:24:28,387
And who could
possibly replace him?
364
00:24:31,958 --> 00:24:35,627
Ali has two weeks
to lose us 18,000 votes.
365
00:24:35,627 --> 00:24:38,264
Let's get him
on the campaign trail.
366
00:24:42,068 --> 00:24:44,503
Easy now, rude boy.
Me name be ali g...
367
00:24:44,503 --> 00:24:47,373
And me is here
representing staines.
368
00:24:47,373 --> 00:24:49,575
Me wanna know if me
can count on your vote.
What ya say?
369
00:24:49,575 --> 00:24:52,511
- definitely not!
- hairy muff.
370
00:24:52,511 --> 00:24:57,083
Well, seein' as I is here,
I couldn't interest you in
a quarter of moroccan black?
371
00:24:57,083 --> 00:24:58,550
It's well good shit.
372
00:24:58,550 --> 00:25:03,389
Dave, it's your turn
to shit through the letter box.
373
00:25:03,389 --> 00:25:06,592
Our anti-bullying program
has won paise
throughout the county.
374
00:25:06,592 --> 00:25:11,497
And incidents of bullying
in this school are at
an all-time low.
375
00:25:11,497 --> 00:25:14,666
Ah, this is jonathan,
who used to suffer terribly
at the hands of bullies.
376
00:25:14,666 --> 00:25:18,104
I ain't surprised.
Look at him.
377
00:25:18,104 --> 00:25:22,341
Hey, fatty boom-boom.
Hey, fatty boom-boom.
378
00:25:22,341 --> 00:25:27,513
Hey, want another cream cake?
Boing, boing, boing.
379
00:25:27,513 --> 00:25:32,151
[ Chuckles ]
Oh. He is well fat,
though, isn't he?
380
00:25:32,151 --> 00:25:34,653
All you motherfuckers,
fu-fu-fu-fuckers.
381
00:25:34,653 --> 00:25:37,456
All you motherfuckers.
Fu-fu-fu-fuckers.
382
00:25:37,456 --> 00:25:41,360
Vote for the g.
The motherfucking g.
That's me. The motherfucking g.
383
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:43,729
All the bitches
in the house say "yo."
384
00:25:46,432 --> 00:25:50,569
Vote for me,
'cause me know
what you lezzers want.
385
00:25:50,569 --> 00:25:53,539
I's a big supporter
of your cause.
386
00:25:53,539 --> 00:25:57,643
And I's got many,
many of your videos.
387
00:25:57,643 --> 00:26:00,379
If you vote for me,
me give you me pledge...
388
00:26:00,379 --> 00:26:03,149
To lower taxes on strap-ons.
389
00:26:03,149 --> 00:26:08,354
- [ Booing ]
- why's you getting so eggy?
Is you all on?
390
00:26:08,354 --> 00:26:12,758
Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
to commemorate the extension
of the town hall,
391
00:26:12,758 --> 00:26:15,561
we're asking all the candidates
to lay down a brick.
392
00:26:15,561 --> 00:26:19,231
Ali, we wonder whether
you'd be good enough
to lay one for us now?
393
00:26:19,231 --> 00:26:21,767
- what? Here?
- we would be honored.
394
00:26:21,767 --> 00:26:23,702
In front of everyone?
Well, yes.
395
00:26:25,171 --> 00:26:27,073
All right.
396
00:26:33,512 --> 00:26:36,315
[ Crowd groaning ]
397
00:26:38,784 --> 00:26:40,652
Not bad.
398
00:26:40,652 --> 00:26:43,289
This is absolutely vital.
399
00:26:43,289 --> 00:26:45,591
Ten days ago,
we were 14 points ahead.
400
00:26:45,591 --> 00:26:48,394
With one day to go,
we are eight points behind.
401
00:26:48,394 --> 00:26:52,030
Listen,
did you get the manifesto
that I sent you?
402
00:26:54,266 --> 00:26:57,303
Have you got another roach?
Uh, for real.
403
00:27:04,176 --> 00:27:08,080
You got another roach?
Uh, yeah, for real.
404
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:11,417
Wicked. Wicked.
Yeah.
[ Chuckles ]
405
00:27:11,417 --> 00:27:14,520
Yes. It was very helpful.
406
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:17,456
Thirty seconds till we're
on air. Would you like
to come with me?
407
00:27:17,456 --> 00:27:21,160
Good luck.
Don't hold back.
408
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,562
* [ Fanfare ]
409
00:27:23,562 --> 00:27:27,499
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
[ Giggles ]
[ Mumbling ]
410
00:27:27,499 --> 00:27:32,438
In what is possibly
the most crucial by-election
of the past decade,
411
00:27:32,438 --> 00:27:35,107
we're joined tonight by
ex-environment secretary
and political heavyweight...
412
00:27:35,107 --> 00:27:37,843
David griffiths,
and newcomer ali g.
413
00:27:37,843 --> 00:27:39,845
If you haven't
made your mind up yet,
414
00:27:39,845 --> 00:27:42,181
you will have done
by the end of this debate.
415
00:27:42,181 --> 00:27:46,218
Ali, if elected,
what would you do
for staines?
416
00:27:46,218 --> 00:27:48,754
Well, me'd save the john nike
leisure center, isn't it?
417
00:27:48,754 --> 00:27:51,523
You can't suggest that
your sole policy...
418
00:27:51,523 --> 00:27:56,495
Is to save a center
that's barely used
and a terrible drain on funds.
419
00:27:56,495 --> 00:27:59,298
What are your other policies?
420
00:27:59,298 --> 00:28:01,567
My other policies?
421
00:28:01,567 --> 00:28:04,503
Yes. You must have some.
422
00:28:04,503 --> 00:28:06,372
[ No sound ]
423
00:28:06,372 --> 00:28:09,441
Well.
424
00:28:09,441 --> 00:28:13,179
Oh, I think it is
well important to reduce...
425
00:28:13,179 --> 00:28:15,781
"Inflat-ee-on."
426
00:28:15,781 --> 00:28:20,419
And, also, to invest
in the "nehuss."
427
00:28:22,354 --> 00:28:24,523
The naha... Nahus.
428
00:28:24,523 --> 00:28:27,159
Oh, the NH.S.
429
00:28:27,159 --> 00:28:29,928
- you're reading from my sheet.
- no, I ain't. I was for
them things myself.
430
00:28:29,928 --> 00:28:34,400
You has obviously
copied from me.
It wasn't me.
431
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,536
Well, then, perhaps
you'd like to tell me
where you stand on the ER.M.?
432
00:28:37,536 --> 00:28:41,307
No problem. Me thought
their first album was whack.
433
00:28:41,307 --> 00:28:43,475
And to be honest,
me hate all indie music.
434
00:28:43,475 --> 00:28:45,677
Quick frankly,
the voters of staines
deserve better.
435
00:28:45,677 --> 00:28:47,679
You're making a mockery
of this debate.
436
00:28:47,679 --> 00:28:52,184
What? Is you looking
in the mirror?
All you're doing...
437
00:28:52,184 --> 00:28:54,386
Is making it obvious
to all the voters out there...
438
00:28:54,386 --> 00:28:58,290
- what an absolute buffoon
you are.
- talking about yourself again?
439
00:28:58,290 --> 00:29:00,192
[ Ali ]
I think so, yes.
440
00:29:00,192 --> 00:29:03,529
You are
an embarrassment to your party
and to the people of staines.
441
00:29:03,529 --> 00:29:06,198
That is not a very nice way
to talk about your mum.
442
00:29:06,198 --> 00:29:08,567
I put it to you...
443
00:29:08,567 --> 00:29:11,403
That you are the worst
possible candidate...
444
00:29:11,403 --> 00:29:14,406
Ever put forward
by your miserable party.
445
00:29:14,406 --> 00:29:16,442
Well, I put it to you...
446
00:29:25,951 --> 00:29:28,720
- that you sucked off a horse.
- [ Gasps ]
447
00:29:31,590 --> 00:29:34,393
I did not, uh,
suck off a horse.
448
00:29:36,328 --> 00:29:39,398
I have already
dealt with this issue
with the party chairman.
449
00:29:39,398 --> 00:29:42,268
And as I explained to him,
450
00:29:42,268 --> 00:29:46,538
I was out hunting
with a friend...
451
00:29:46,538 --> 00:29:51,510
And I slipped on to the end
of a horse's phallus,
452
00:29:51,510 --> 00:29:56,882
which, unfortunately,
owing to it being
the mating season,
453
00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:59,518
was... Aroused.
454
00:30:03,522 --> 00:30:06,492
[ Ali ]
Why is he going?
Does he need to do a pony?
455
00:30:06,492 --> 00:30:10,696
- [ Laughing ]
Oh. That's cold.
- is that a yes or a neigh?
456
00:30:10,696 --> 00:30:13,565
Why ain't you speaking?
Is you a bit hoarse?
457
00:30:13,565 --> 00:30:16,702
Was that a lie
or was that the tr-hoof, hoof?
458
00:30:16,702 --> 00:30:20,672
[ Ali over speaker ] I don't
want to read the "gallop" polls
tomorrow. Giddyup!
459
00:30:20,672 --> 00:30:23,375
Another dramatic day
in the staines by-elections...
460
00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:26,878
Saw the unexpected withdrawal
of opposition candidate
david griffiths.
461
00:30:26,878 --> 00:30:30,516
Tomorrow's vote now becomes
a two-horse race between
thomas alvarez...
462
00:30:30,516 --> 00:30:33,552
And ali g,
with the result
too close to call.
463
00:30:33,552 --> 00:30:36,688
Thomas alvarez,
liberal democrats,
464
00:30:36,688 --> 00:30:38,890
five thousand
and eighty votes.
465
00:30:42,628 --> 00:30:44,763
Alistair leslie graham,
[ Laughing ]
466
00:30:44,763 --> 00:30:47,833
Who?
What a stupid name.
467
00:30:47,833 --> 00:30:50,702
Five thousand
and eighty-six votes.
[ Screams ]
468
00:30:50,702 --> 00:30:52,771
You won!
You did it!
469
00:30:52,771 --> 00:30:55,441
Selector!
470
00:30:55,441 --> 00:30:57,676
[ Man ]
And I now declare ali g...
471
00:30:57,676 --> 00:31:02,314
Has been duly elected
as member of parliament
for staines.
472
00:31:08,420 --> 00:31:11,423
Now, do you wanna see
the new member of parliament,
a'ight?
473
00:31:11,423 --> 00:31:13,725
[ Both laughing ]
474
00:31:13,725 --> 00:31:14,993
- [ Zipper unzipping ]
- [ Feedback ]
475
00:31:14,993 --> 00:31:18,964
[ Ali on PA. ]
Look, I is touching myself.
Do you like that?
476
00:31:18,964 --> 00:31:21,767
Is that turnin' you on?
477
00:31:21,767 --> 00:31:24,102
[ Julie on PA. ]
Not really.
Hmm.
478
00:31:24,102 --> 00:31:27,539
[ Ali ]
Would you like to give
a kiss to Mr. Gherkin?
479
00:31:27,539 --> 00:31:31,009
[ Julie ]
Oh, baby, you're
so long and hard.
480
00:31:31,009 --> 00:31:35,681
- [ Ali ]
That's the hand brake.
- now let's get jiggy.
481
00:31:35,681 --> 00:31:38,984
[ Ali ]
*Mm, Mr. Bombastic
Reggae fantastic *
482
00:31:38,984 --> 00:31:41,387
*Take It And
De doogie doogie doogie *
483
00:31:41,387 --> 00:31:43,121
*Mr. Ro-ro-ro-ro-ro
484
00:31:43,121 --> 00:31:46,558
*Mmmmmmantic
485
00:31:46,558 --> 00:31:48,660
[ Softly moans ]
486
00:31:50,829 --> 00:31:52,531
Is it in yet?
487
00:32:07,446 --> 00:32:11,683
Big up yourself.
Respect. Safe.
Big up yourself.
488
00:32:11,683 --> 00:32:15,153
- [ Indistinct ]
- hey, hey, I know you.
489
00:32:15,153 --> 00:32:18,390
You is the geezer that did it
with that prozzie, isn't it?
490
00:32:19,758 --> 00:32:21,393
Respect.
491
00:32:23,829 --> 00:32:26,998
- [ Man ] ...because this
government's conduct--
- order! Order!
492
00:32:26,998 --> 00:32:32,971
- [ All shouting ]
- this government's conduct
of economic policy...
493
00:32:32,971 --> 00:32:37,543
Has not only
been incompetent,
it has been unscrupulous,
494
00:32:37,543 --> 00:32:41,613
untrustworthy
and untruthful.
495
00:32:41,613 --> 00:32:44,483
They is dissin' our posse.
I's gonna sort this.
496
00:32:44,483 --> 00:32:47,919
[ Man ]
Order! Order in the house!
497
00:32:47,919 --> 00:32:50,589
- and look at this.
- order! Order!
498
00:32:50,589 --> 00:32:54,726
Will the member from staines
return to his seat?
499
00:32:54,726 --> 00:32:58,964
Will the member from staines
return to his seat?
500
00:32:58,964 --> 00:33:03,902
Order!
Order in the house!
501
00:33:07,205 --> 00:33:11,042
What is he doing?
I'm-i'm not sure,
prime minister.
502
00:33:11,042 --> 00:33:14,045
Order in the house!
503
00:33:14,045 --> 00:33:16,848
And for you, sir, to come down
and step up to me...
Shh.
504
00:33:16,848 --> 00:33:20,185
And have the--
relax, ya batty.
505
00:33:20,185 --> 00:33:22,187
[ Snaps fingers ]
506
00:33:27,493 --> 00:33:29,928
Look at you.
507
00:33:29,928 --> 00:33:33,164
All you ever do
all day long
is cuss each other.
508
00:33:33,164 --> 00:33:38,604
R-e-s-t-e-c-p.
509
00:33:38,604 --> 00:33:40,606
Do you even know
what that spells?
510
00:33:40,606 --> 00:33:42,941
"Restecp"?
511
00:33:46,244 --> 00:33:50,148
- yes. "Restecp."
- restecp.
512
00:33:50,148 --> 00:33:54,085
How's anyone out there
meant to restecp each other...
513
00:33:54,085 --> 00:33:56,087
If you lot in here...
514
00:33:56,087 --> 00:34:00,992
Don't even start
restecping one another?
515
00:34:00,992 --> 00:34:03,194
Sergeant,
eject the gentleman.
516
00:34:03,194 --> 00:34:05,864
Do you wanna know how
to make this country better?
It's simple.
517
00:34:05,864 --> 00:34:09,234
Two WORDS:
Keep it real.
518
00:34:09,234 --> 00:34:12,504
- that's three words.
- don't be a spanner.
"It" ain't a real word.
519
00:34:12,504 --> 00:34:15,974
It's short
for "innit," innit?
Keep it real!
520
00:34:15,974 --> 00:34:19,144
The member of staines
will be banned
from the house.
521
00:34:19,144 --> 00:34:21,246
Is it 'cause I's black?
522
00:34:21,246 --> 00:34:24,683
What in god's name
have you done to me?
523
00:34:24,683 --> 00:34:27,619
I want that idiot
in my office in the morning
with his letter of resignation.
524
00:34:27,619 --> 00:34:29,487
Is that clear?
Yes, prime minister.
525
00:34:30,689 --> 00:34:32,257
- [ Knocking on door ]
- come in.
526
00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:37,729
Listen.
Me know me done wrong.
527
00:34:37,729 --> 00:34:39,765
Ali, haven't you
read the papers?
528
00:34:50,208 --> 00:34:53,879
I can't believe it.
529
00:34:53,879 --> 00:34:55,781
There's a dog that
can play table tennis.
530
00:34:55,781 --> 00:34:58,283
Ali, it's the press.
They love you.
531
00:34:58,283 --> 00:35:00,118
But how can
he hold the bat?
532
00:35:00,118 --> 00:35:03,021
Ali, the deputy prime minister
and I were wondering...
533
00:35:03,021 --> 00:35:07,025
What would you say
if I asked you
to join the cabinet?
534
00:35:07,025 --> 00:35:10,896
No. Think about it.
Ali joins the cabinet.
535
00:35:10,896 --> 00:35:13,264
The two of them are
publicly allied together.
536
00:35:13,264 --> 00:35:16,134
Ali slips up and he takes
that old prat with him.
537
00:35:16,134 --> 00:35:18,236
What makes you think
ali will join?
538
00:35:18,236 --> 00:35:20,672
Because I've suggested
to the prime minister...
539
00:35:20,672 --> 00:35:24,610
That he offers to save
his leisure center.
Are you mad? That would--
540
00:35:24,610 --> 00:35:27,913
let me finish.
Offers to save
his leisure center...
541
00:35:27,913 --> 00:35:32,250
If ali can secure him
a 20-point lead in the polls.
542
00:35:32,250 --> 00:35:35,153
Yo, boss man, now I's
in the cabinet and all that,
543
00:35:35,153 --> 00:35:37,656
could I have a look
at the red button?
544
00:35:37,656 --> 00:35:39,691
- can I trust you?
- yes.
545
00:35:39,691 --> 00:35:42,628
All right, here we are.
546
00:35:42,628 --> 00:35:48,199
Now, one touch on that
red button could destroy
the whole world.
547
00:35:48,199 --> 00:35:51,136
That is very interesting
that you say that because--
no! No!
548
00:35:51,136 --> 00:35:53,672
[ Laughs ]
Fell for it, fell for it.
549
00:35:53,672 --> 00:35:56,141
Ali, please stand away,
please.
550
00:35:56,141 --> 00:35:58,143
Dear me.
Can't we just
blow up something?
551
00:35:58,143 --> 00:36:00,612
Of course not.
Please?
552
00:36:00,612 --> 00:36:03,014
No!
Come on, just somewhere
shitty, like wales.
553
00:36:03,014 --> 00:36:06,685
Ali.
I heard the prime minister
of wales called your mum a slag.
554
00:36:06,685 --> 00:36:09,187
Iamthe prime minister
of wales.
555
00:36:09,187 --> 00:36:11,322
Well, you shouldn't talk
that way about your mum,
isn't it?
556
00:36:11,322 --> 00:36:14,626
Now, look,
your first cabinet meeting
is next thursday.
557
00:36:14,626 --> 00:36:17,729
[ Prime minister ]
We're going to be
discussing asylum seekers.
558
00:36:17,729 --> 00:36:21,399
I'm sending you on
a fact-finding mission.
559
00:36:21,399 --> 00:36:24,135
If anybody wants to smuggle
anything into britain,
560
00:36:24,135 --> 00:36:26,772
chances are they'll
come through here.
561
00:36:26,772 --> 00:36:29,741
And it's not just immigrants.
Take a look at this.
562
00:36:31,242 --> 00:36:33,278
You'll be appalled.
563
00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:36,748
Look at this crap.
564
00:36:36,748 --> 00:36:39,417
Thirty kilos of marijuana
smuggled in from europe,
565
00:36:39,417 --> 00:36:41,419
south America
and the middle east.
566
00:36:41,419 --> 00:36:45,056
That is terrible.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
567
00:36:45,056 --> 00:36:47,292
- is there any skunk?
- yes.
568
00:36:47,292 --> 00:36:50,896
Some scumbag managed to
smuggle in 15 kilos of this.
569
00:36:50,896 --> 00:36:54,700
Turns out it's the strongest
super skunk ever discovered.
570
00:36:56,768 --> 00:36:59,337
Over here is where we keep
the confiscated weapons.
571
00:36:59,337 --> 00:37:01,907
And this is where
we keep the--
[ Yelling ]
572
00:37:05,911 --> 00:37:08,680
You must have such
a laugh here, what?
573
00:37:09,848 --> 00:37:12,884
- no, we don't.
- oh.
574
00:37:12,884 --> 00:37:16,354
This next section is where
we keep the mountains
of hard-core pornography.
575
00:37:16,354 --> 00:37:18,389
Most of it
coming from germany.
576
00:37:18,389 --> 00:37:20,425
You may want to look
away at this bit.
577
00:37:20,425 --> 00:37:23,829
No, I's got a job to do.
578
00:37:25,130 --> 00:37:28,867
[ Whimpers ]
I know.
579
00:37:28,867 --> 00:37:32,203
It makes me
feel sick too.
580
00:37:32,203 --> 00:37:34,405
Well, I's gonna have
to compile me report now.
581
00:37:34,405 --> 00:37:38,043
So if you wouldn't mind
fucking off.
Certainly, sir.
582
00:37:38,043 --> 00:37:41,046
Oh, westminster
will be sending down
a couple of experts...
583
00:37:41,046 --> 00:37:44,382
To help me
with me research.
[ Ricky c ] jezzy, glasses.
584
00:37:45,917 --> 00:37:48,319
Hello.
We is experts.
585
00:37:51,189 --> 00:37:55,260
[ Music plays,
man, woman moaning ]
586
00:37:57,896 --> 00:37:59,965
[ Man on tv
speaking german ]
587
00:38:03,168 --> 00:38:07,372
Well, now, ali, tells us.
What did you find out
in dover?
588
00:38:07,372 --> 00:38:10,441
Well,
we saw a lot of stuff--
most of it from germany--
589
00:38:10,441 --> 00:38:14,312
of these blokes
all goin' in through
the back door.
590
00:38:14,312 --> 00:38:17,916
Absolutely right.
I've been to germany
and experienced it myself.
591
00:38:17,916 --> 00:38:21,019
Respect.
I remember one time...
592
00:38:21,019 --> 00:38:24,322
There were these
two huge african men...
593
00:38:24,322 --> 00:38:28,359
Who managed to squeeze
themselves into...
This tiny box.
594
00:38:30,261 --> 00:38:33,231
- how long was
they in there for?
- fifteen hours.
595
00:38:33,231 --> 00:38:36,501
It was incredibly emotional.
It must have hurt, what?
596
00:38:36,501 --> 00:38:40,105
- it still does.
- sorry.
597
00:38:40,105 --> 00:38:45,110
So, john, what are
we going to do about
these asylum seekers?
598
00:38:45,110 --> 00:38:48,914
Well, we can't
just let them all in.
It'll cripple the economy.
599
00:38:48,914 --> 00:38:51,416
- ooh. Ooh.
- ah, yes, ali.
600
00:38:51,416 --> 00:38:53,819
Let's think about
this, right?
601
00:38:53,819 --> 00:38:56,888
What is the main thing
we ain't got enough of
in this country?
602
00:38:56,888 --> 00:38:59,190
- hospitals.
- no.
- libraries?
603
00:38:59,190 --> 00:39:04,195
Behave! We ain't got
enough fit women.
604
00:39:04,195 --> 00:39:07,866
And we's got
too many mingers.
No offense, karen.
605
00:39:09,300 --> 00:39:12,470
So why don't we just
let in all the fit refugees...
606
00:39:12,470 --> 00:39:14,472
And turn away
all the rank ones.
607
00:39:14,472 --> 00:39:16,574
That way we solve
both problems.
608
00:39:16,574 --> 00:39:20,545
We's knobbin' two birds
with one connie, isn't it?
[ Chattering ]
609
00:39:20,545 --> 00:39:22,480
- this is ludicrous.
- what do you think?
610
00:39:24,415 --> 00:39:27,352
I think we should
"keep it real."
611
00:39:28,319 --> 00:39:31,256
Fit. Fit.
612
00:39:32,190 --> 00:39:34,960
Fit. Wait.
613
00:39:36,895 --> 00:39:39,497
Back to slovenia.
Fit.
614
00:39:42,934 --> 00:39:46,371
As I was saying,
education standards are
at their lowest for 15 years.
615
00:39:46,371 --> 00:39:50,508
Yeah, well, that is because
kids is learning stuff
that ain't no use to them.
616
00:39:50,508 --> 00:39:55,380
I mean, who here
has ever used maths?
Or english?
617
00:39:57,015 --> 00:40:02,320
Exactly. Let's start
making education relevant.
618
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:07,325
So, if kevin buys six ounces
of jamaican sinsemilla
from fat tony...
619
00:40:07,325 --> 00:40:10,395
For 6480,
cash in hand,
620
00:40:10,395 --> 00:40:13,932
and has to divide it
amongst 11 of his customers,
621
00:40:13,932 --> 00:40:16,134
how much should he charge
for an eighth...
622
00:40:16,134 --> 00:40:20,338
So he can make 6100 profit
to pay off his child support?
623
00:40:20,338 --> 00:40:23,174
Prime minister, the situation
in northern ireland...
624
00:40:23,174 --> 00:40:26,177
Is threatening to spiral
out of all control.
625
00:40:26,177 --> 00:40:29,915
Hear me now.
The only way you is ever
gonna get those hindus...
626
00:40:29,915 --> 00:40:33,952
To stop killing them islams--
it's actually catholics
fighting protestants.
627
00:40:33,952 --> 00:40:38,356
Whatever--
is if you get some
really fit woman...
628
00:40:38,356 --> 00:40:41,326
To get her babylons
out for peace.
629
00:40:41,326 --> 00:40:43,561
Prime minister--
not you, love.
630
00:40:43,561 --> 00:40:49,600
The army is costing
the british taxpayer
64.2 billion a year.
631
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,937
How does the government intend
to reduce this figure?
632
00:40:51,937 --> 00:40:56,207
We is gonna hire
the a-team.
633
00:40:56,207 --> 00:40:57,508
[ Man ]
Her majesty, the queen.
634
00:40:59,911 --> 00:41:02,948
Your majesty.
635
00:41:02,948 --> 00:41:05,416
May I introduce ali g,
member of parliament
for staines.
636
00:41:07,218 --> 00:41:10,021
*Come On, Baby Girl
Will you show me your twirls *
637
00:41:10,021 --> 00:41:12,223
*Come On,
We both on the floor *
638
00:41:12,223 --> 00:41:14,259
*I Will Rock Your World
639
00:41:14,259 --> 00:41:18,096
*I Will Wind And Go Down
Wind and come up *
640
00:41:18,096 --> 00:41:20,098
*I'll Watch The People
On the way *
641
00:41:20,098 --> 00:41:23,268
* [ Fading ]
642
00:41:23,268 --> 00:41:28,606
Hello, cheeky.
You is much fitter than
you look on them coins.
643
00:41:28,606 --> 00:41:32,110
Me tell you, next time
I put a 50 pence piece
in me pocket,
644
00:41:32,110 --> 00:41:36,948
me'll feel honored having
your head so close to me nuts.
645
00:41:36,948 --> 00:41:40,685
Nothing's working.
The jobless figures are
at their highest level--
646
00:41:44,055 --> 00:41:46,657
this country has
a special relationship
with the united states.
647
00:41:46,657 --> 00:41:48,626
What do you
think of bush?
648
00:41:48,626 --> 00:41:50,962
Me love bush.
I mean,
649
00:41:50,962 --> 00:41:55,300
me love anything that gives
foliage to the punani area.
650
00:41:56,634 --> 00:41:59,304
Would you do a dance
for me, please?
651
00:42:05,977 --> 00:42:09,614
- oh, my god.
- shaven heaven.
Respect.
652
00:42:09,614 --> 00:42:12,617
As ali g's influence
grows ever stronger--
653
00:42:12,617 --> 00:42:14,619
[ Reporter #2 ]
Ali g storms the palace.
654
00:42:14,619 --> 00:42:17,122
[ Man speaking
foreign language ]
655
00:42:17,122 --> 00:42:20,458
[ Applause, cheering ]
656
00:42:29,167 --> 00:42:33,104
"As of 12:00,
all rizlas will be free.
657
00:42:33,104 --> 00:42:35,506
"To discourage their use,
there will be a levy...
658
00:42:35,506 --> 00:42:38,509
"Of 25 pence in the pound
on panties.
659
00:42:38,509 --> 00:42:41,379
"This will exclude thongs.
660
00:42:41,379 --> 00:42:44,115
"As for the health service,
661
00:42:44,115 --> 00:42:47,318
"marijuana will be made
available free on the NH.S...
662
00:42:47,318 --> 00:42:51,289
For the treatment
of chronic diseases,
such as itchy scrot."
663
00:42:54,359 --> 00:42:58,263
"Furthermore,
I am a bellend--"
[ Laughing ]
664
00:43:03,734 --> 00:43:07,405
- prime minister,
I can't be expected--
- get on, david.
665
00:43:08,806 --> 00:43:12,343
"I like to take it
up de batty.
666
00:43:12,343 --> 00:43:17,415
Yes, I do.
It feel really nice
and is me favorite."
667
00:43:19,750 --> 00:43:23,121
"I used to be a girl
and wear knicks.
668
00:43:23,121 --> 00:43:25,022
Honest."
669
00:43:26,524 --> 00:43:28,559
"Ask me mum."
[ All laughing ]
670
00:43:31,396 --> 00:43:34,399
* [ Theme ]
671
00:43:37,468 --> 00:43:39,670
War looms
in central africa.
672
00:43:39,670 --> 00:43:42,640
Britain is to host
a last-minute peace conference.
673
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:46,511
A triumphant budget
framed by britain's most
controversial MP.
674
00:43:46,511 --> 00:43:48,746
[ Turns tv off ]
675
00:44:11,602 --> 00:44:14,472
Just because you bought me
a fancy frock doesn't make up
for three months of neglect.
676
00:44:14,472 --> 00:44:17,642
Me know.
Listen, ali, I ain't never been
to nothing like this before,
677
00:44:17,642 --> 00:44:21,212
so don't leave me on
my own tonight, all right?
Don't worry, baby.
678
00:44:21,212 --> 00:44:23,781
* [ Classical ]
679
00:44:27,385 --> 00:44:30,488
Look,
there's the prime minister.
I seen him on the telly.
680
00:44:30,488 --> 00:44:32,457
Let me get his autograph.
Yo, boss man,
this is me julie.
681
00:44:32,457 --> 00:44:34,692
Oh, yes, right.
Shall we meet the delegates?
682
00:44:34,692 --> 00:44:37,562
Ah. This is president wattana
from thailand.
683
00:44:37,562 --> 00:44:39,664
It is an honor
to meet you.
684
00:44:39,664 --> 00:44:44,435
Thai. A'ight. Present.
[ Pops lips ]
685
00:44:44,435 --> 00:44:47,438
Ali, let's move along.
Do forgive me.
686
00:44:47,438 --> 00:44:49,374
Ah. This is
the mongolian delegate.
687
00:44:50,675 --> 00:44:53,444
Is you a genuine mong?
688
00:44:53,444 --> 00:44:57,548
Oh, that is fantastic
that you lot is also
being represented here.
689
00:44:57,548 --> 00:45:01,186
[ Speaking
native language ]
690
00:45:01,186 --> 00:45:03,821
[ Slowly ]
I will go and get you...
691
00:45:03,821 --> 00:45:06,257
Some nice crayons.
692
00:45:06,257 --> 00:45:08,659
[ Chuckles ]
Shall we--
shall we carry on?
693
00:45:08,659 --> 00:45:10,695
Thank you.
Do-do forgive me.
694
00:45:10,695 --> 00:45:12,697
They really can
do anything, what?
695
00:45:12,697 --> 00:45:14,799
Oh, this is borat
from kazakhstan.
696
00:45:14,799 --> 00:45:18,169
[ Speaking native language ]
Bless you.
697
00:45:18,169 --> 00:45:21,572
It is nice to meet you.
698
00:45:21,572 --> 00:45:24,709
Get off,
you batty boy!
Oh, no! Ali, ali.
699
00:45:24,709 --> 00:45:27,612
- it's all right.
- that's ridiculous.
- you're a cocksucker.
700
00:45:36,187 --> 00:45:38,689
Bonjour.
701
00:45:38,689 --> 00:45:40,658
Canape, sir?
702
00:46:00,345 --> 00:46:03,348
[ Nickers ]
703
00:46:17,295 --> 00:46:19,664
Me julie.
704
00:46:21,866 --> 00:46:23,901
Julie?
705
00:46:23,901 --> 00:46:25,803
[ Sobbing ]
706
00:46:27,004 --> 00:46:29,840
Hello?
707
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,709
[ Sniffles ]
708
00:46:35,413 --> 00:46:39,884
What you doing up here with me?
Why don't you just stay
downstairs with that posh girl?
709
00:46:39,884 --> 00:46:42,553
We was just talking
about the politics.
710
00:46:42,553 --> 00:46:44,889
I ain't interested
in what you got to say.
Just shut up!
711
00:46:46,657 --> 00:46:48,826
For real,
me won't speak no more.
712
00:46:54,899 --> 00:46:58,403
Oh, you really are a prat.
713
00:46:58,403 --> 00:47:01,005
Now come here.
[ Chuckles ]
714
00:47:01,005 --> 00:47:03,941
Hey, we can't.
This is the PM.'s bedroom.
715
00:47:05,310 --> 00:47:07,378
Well,
716
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,517
why don't you pretend
to be the prime minister then?
717
00:47:13,984 --> 00:47:15,920
Cheeky.
718
00:47:20,491 --> 00:47:22,927
Uh, ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen, please.
719
00:47:22,927 --> 00:47:25,530
Uh, in advance
of tomorrow's summit,
720
00:47:25,530 --> 00:47:27,998
I shall be having
private talks
with both parties.
721
00:47:27,998 --> 00:47:31,636
So, so first,
president mwepu,
722
00:47:31,636 --> 00:47:35,340
- would you care
to join me upstairs?
- a pleasure.
723
00:47:35,340 --> 00:47:37,742
Thank you.
724
00:47:41,011 --> 00:47:44,349
[ Banging ]
[ Julie moaning ]
725
00:47:44,349 --> 00:47:48,719
[ Glass clinking ]
726
00:47:52,890 --> 00:47:55,726
[ Banging, moaning ]
727
00:48:00,097 --> 00:48:04,335
- [ Banging, faster ]
- [ Ali, muffled ]
Boombayeh! Boombayeh!
728
00:48:04,335 --> 00:48:06,737
[ Banging stops ]
729
00:48:11,041 --> 00:48:14,445
I must say,
I enjoyed that.
So did I.
730
00:48:14,445 --> 00:48:16,981
I'm so glad
we thrashed it out.
731
00:48:16,981 --> 00:48:20,117
Mm-hmm.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I want everyone to know...
732
00:48:20,117 --> 00:48:24,689
That president mwepu,
here, is a very big man.
733
00:48:24,689 --> 00:48:28,058
- [ Disgusted moaning ]
- and I would like you to know
that the prime minister...
734
00:48:28,058 --> 00:48:30,361
Was very hard...
[ Crowd ] ohh!
735
00:48:30,361 --> 00:48:32,397
- but very straight.
- [ Moaning continues ]
736
00:48:32,397 --> 00:48:35,132
The president here
was very muchon top
to start off with.
737
00:48:35,132 --> 00:48:37,602
[ Sickened gasping ]
But I don't mind
telling you...
738
00:48:37,602 --> 00:48:40,605
I was in a deep hole.
Oh, very deep.
739
00:48:42,607 --> 00:48:45,843
But even though
we had some
sticky patches,
740
00:48:45,843 --> 00:48:49,013
I'm delighted to say
we came together,
finally, in the end.
741
00:48:49,013 --> 00:48:52,450
- [ Violent moans ]
- yes, I lapped up everything
that you had to offer.
742
00:48:54,419 --> 00:48:57,988
Now, President oempeba,
would you care to
join me upstairs?
743
00:48:57,988 --> 00:49:02,359
- no bloody way!
- can I come?
744
00:49:07,798 --> 00:49:09,767
Hmm.
745
00:49:12,470 --> 00:49:14,672
Come on, honey.
Let's go home.
746
00:49:14,672 --> 00:49:16,874
I'll cook you up
your favorite.
747
00:49:16,874 --> 00:49:21,145
What, angel delight?
Yeah.
Butterscotch.
748
00:49:21,145 --> 00:49:25,450
Mm.
Mm.
Butterscotch.
749
00:49:25,450 --> 00:49:27,718
This bit
is for the girls.
750
00:49:27,718 --> 00:49:31,489
To show that me can be
well sensitive.
751
00:49:31,489 --> 00:49:35,760
By the way, if any
of you bitches is fit
and into doggie...
752
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:38,529
Then 'ere is
my mobile number.
753
00:49:38,529 --> 00:49:42,099
Callers must be
over 16.
754
00:49:42,099 --> 00:49:43,968
But not by too much,
obviously.
755
00:49:46,904 --> 00:49:49,474
Me can't.
756
00:49:49,474 --> 00:49:52,677
They need me at
the peace conference
tomorrow.
757
00:49:52,677 --> 00:49:56,881
You wha'?
What about the people
who really need ya?
758
00:49:56,881 --> 00:50:00,050
What about ricky?
What about dave?
759
00:50:00,050 --> 00:50:02,487
What about me, ali?
760
00:50:02,487 --> 00:50:06,924
[ Sighs ]
Please come back
to staines.
761
00:50:08,826 --> 00:50:13,030
The world is bigger
than staines.
762
00:50:13,030 --> 00:50:14,832
And me gotta save it.
763
00:50:17,802 --> 00:50:19,804
You'll have to do it
on your own, then.
764
00:50:19,804 --> 00:50:21,872
Julie--
765
00:50:21,872 --> 00:50:24,141
julie?
[ Sighs ]
766
00:50:24,141 --> 00:50:26,511
Uh, let me call you back.
767
00:50:29,179 --> 00:50:32,683
We've got to get
rid of him before this
bloody center's saved.
768
00:50:32,683 --> 00:50:35,653
- well, what I thought--
- youthought?
769
00:50:35,653 --> 00:50:38,589
[ U.s. Delegate ]
The united states will do
everything in its power...
770
00:50:38,589 --> 00:50:42,026
To support chad
in its struggle
against its neighbors!
771
00:50:42,026 --> 00:50:46,764
Russia will not allow
this western oppression
to continue,
772
00:50:46,764 --> 00:50:50,034
and in order to support
burkina faso...
773
00:50:50,034 --> 00:50:54,772
Is prepared to utilize all
our military capabilities.
774
00:50:54,772 --> 00:50:57,508
- [ Gasping, chattering ]
- that's outrageous!
775
00:50:57,508 --> 00:51:00,210
- [ All talking together ]
- how can you make
a statement like that?
776
00:51:00,210 --> 00:51:04,081
Ali, ali, ali!
* [ Music On Headphones ]
777
00:51:04,081 --> 00:51:06,851
Could be
armageddon breaking out.
Please help me, will you?
778
00:51:06,851 --> 00:51:10,788
- chill, bro. Me'll sort it.
- the united states
will not be intimidated!
779
00:51:10,788 --> 00:51:13,858
We are prepared to meet
any show of force with
our full military might.
780
00:51:33,043 --> 00:51:35,780
Oi! Do you know why
they is all shoutin'
in there?
781
00:51:35,780 --> 00:51:37,815
It's because they ain't
been fed their teas.
782
00:51:37,815 --> 00:51:39,717
Come on!
Choppy-chop!
783
00:51:39,717 --> 00:51:42,587
[ Pandemonium ]
784
00:51:51,762 --> 00:51:55,766
Moving to a motion.
All those in favor
of sending iran...
785
00:51:55,766 --> 00:51:59,136
Down to the gas station
to get some potato chips
and chocolate,
786
00:51:59,136 --> 00:52:01,806
raise your hands.
[ All agreeing, laughing ]
787
00:52:03,908 --> 00:52:07,011
-[ man ] bye-bye.
- oh, bummer.
788
00:52:07,011 --> 00:52:10,280
*Tease Me, Tease Me
Tease me, baby *
789
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:12,983
I'm sorry
we invaded you.
790
00:52:12,983 --> 00:52:15,953
It wasreallyuncool.
791
00:52:15,953 --> 00:52:19,056
You know, who cares?
It's all in the past.
792
00:52:19,056 --> 00:52:22,092
And hey, if I was going
to be invaded by anyone,
793
00:52:22,092 --> 00:52:24,762
I am happy it was you.
[ Chuckles ]
794
00:52:24,762 --> 00:52:27,632
You are really cool.
795
00:52:27,632 --> 00:52:29,900
And you have nice clothes.
796
00:52:29,900 --> 00:52:33,003
You saved
my white ass, ali.
797
00:52:33,003 --> 00:52:35,172
No problem, "bredrin."
798
00:52:35,172 --> 00:52:38,676
Big up the 'erbal tea,
a'ight?
A'ight.
799
00:52:38,676 --> 00:52:41,812
- hey, you, britain!
[ Grunts ]
- [ Cork popping ]
800
00:52:41,812 --> 00:52:44,749
Respect.
801
00:52:44,749 --> 00:52:47,284
-*I will never forget
the first time we kissed *
- how does he do it?
802
00:52:47,284 --> 00:52:50,788
*Catching A Big Fish
803
00:52:50,788 --> 00:52:53,791
*Yes, You Are On Top
Of my romance list *
804
00:52:53,791 --> 00:52:57,261
*Second To None
You defeat the favorite *
805
00:52:57,261 --> 00:53:01,098
*Woman, Your Love Is Like
Burnin' fire on me soul *
806
00:53:01,098 --> 00:53:04,334
*Woman, Tease Me
Till me lose control *
807
00:53:04,334 --> 00:53:08,906
*Woman Your Love Is Like
Burnin' fire on me soul *
808
00:53:08,906 --> 00:53:11,942
*Woman, Tease Me
Till me lose control *
809
00:53:11,942 --> 00:53:15,680
*Tease Me, Tease Me
Tease me, baby *
810
00:53:17,314 --> 00:53:19,650
[ Prime minister ]
You know, we're quite
a team, ali.
811
00:53:19,650 --> 00:53:22,920
It's thanks to you
we're 22 points ahead.
812
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:24,889
I'm gonna save
that center of yours.
813
00:53:24,889 --> 00:53:27,892
[ Ali ]
Wicked! Boo! Boo! Boo!
814
00:53:27,892 --> 00:53:31,028
Check out all the "pepperami."
[ Prime minister ]
They're for you, ali.
815
00:53:31,028 --> 00:53:33,030
This is your moment.
816
00:53:33,030 --> 00:53:35,700
[ All shouting ]
817
00:53:40,771 --> 00:53:43,908
Will you comment on
accusations that you drugged
the leaders of the world?
818
00:53:47,277 --> 00:53:50,280
- you what?
-Well, we have evidence
that proves you're guilty.
819
00:53:52,082 --> 00:53:55,185
Uh,
"well, we have evidence
that proves you guilty."
820
00:53:55,185 --> 00:53:58,823
- this is just childish.
- "this is just childish!"
821
00:53:58,823 --> 00:54:01,158
Aren't you, by employing
this absurd rhetorical tactic,
822
00:54:01,158 --> 00:54:03,160
merely incriminating
yourself further?
823
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:06,964
Aren't you, by...
Blah, blah, tactic,
just blah, blah your father?
824
00:54:06,964 --> 00:54:10,200
This bag was sent
to my office anonymously
this morning.
825
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:13,470
Do you deny
that you stole it
from customs and excise?
826
00:54:13,470 --> 00:54:16,340
That could be anyone's!
What's that to do with me?
Come on.
827
00:54:18,342 --> 00:54:20,444
I's got to go.
I's turtlin'.
828
00:54:20,444 --> 00:54:22,679
I's actually
touchin' cloth.
829
00:54:24,949 --> 00:54:27,818
Oh, dear.
There goes your
leisure center.
830
00:54:27,818 --> 00:54:30,387
Clear your desk
before you go, will you?
Prime minister!
831
00:55:10,094 --> 00:55:12,830
[ John ]
Big up yourself, ali.
Good-bye, Mr. G.
832
00:55:12,830 --> 00:55:15,966
Won't be the same
without you.
We'll Miss you, Mr. G.
833
00:55:15,966 --> 00:55:17,935
Respect.
Big up yourself.
834
00:55:20,004 --> 00:55:22,406
You're all right.
Westside.
835
00:55:26,343 --> 00:55:29,013
[ Children playing ]
836
00:55:32,316 --> 00:55:35,052
Flippin' heck.
837
00:55:35,052 --> 00:55:37,988
Nan, can I
borrow your car?
838
00:55:37,988 --> 00:55:40,925
[ Hip-hop ]
*Where Would I Be Without My
*Baby
839
00:55:40,925 --> 00:55:42,993
*The Thought Alone Might
*Break Me
840
00:55:42,993 --> 00:55:45,529
*And I Don't Want To Go
*Crazy
841
00:55:45,529 --> 00:55:48,232
*But Every Dog Needs A
*Lady
842
00:55:48,232 --> 00:55:51,535
*And I Feel Like
You and I been *
*Moanin' Together
843
00:55:51,535 --> 00:55:53,904
*Inseparable
You chose pain over pleasure *
844
00:55:53,904 --> 00:55:55,505
*For That, You'll Forever
Be part of me *
845
00:55:55,505 --> 00:55:57,942
*My Body And Your Soul
They know I can't wait *
846
00:55:57,942 --> 00:56:00,845
*Baby
*What Would I Be
Without you *
847
00:56:00,845 --> 00:56:03,814
*Uh, Yeah
*I Only Think About You
848
00:56:03,814 --> 00:56:05,415
*I Know You're Tired
Of bein' lonely *
849
00:56:05,415 --> 00:56:08,085
*Lonely
*So, Baby Girl
Put it on me *
850
00:56:08,085 --> 00:56:10,520
*Put It On Me
*What Would I Be
Without you *
851
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:13,357
*Uh
*I Only Think About You
852
00:56:13,357 --> 00:56:15,359
[ Sucks lip ]
853
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:20,831
[ Commodores ]
*Thanks For The Times
854
00:56:20,831 --> 00:56:24,368
[ Mouthing words silently ]
*That You've Given Me
855
00:56:26,036 --> 00:56:31,876
*The Memories Are All
In my mind *
856
00:56:38,182 --> 00:56:40,918
*You're Once
857
00:56:40,918 --> 00:56:44,254
*Twice
858
00:56:44,254 --> 00:56:47,925
*Three Times A Lady
[ Doorbell ringing ]
859
00:56:49,927 --> 00:56:52,296
*And I Lo--
[ Beeping ]
860
00:56:55,866 --> 00:56:59,269
Having a bad day?
Maybe I can help.
861
00:57:01,105 --> 00:57:04,441
- is it nippy outside?
- very.
862
00:57:06,410 --> 00:57:08,612
Wha' is you doin' here?
863
00:57:08,612 --> 00:57:11,248
[ Clears throat ]
Let me show you.
864
00:57:11,248 --> 00:57:15,319
So, today's main news
AGAIN: The prime minister
has resigned,
865
00:57:15,319 --> 00:57:18,422
after the discovery
of a videotape from
a security camera...
866
00:57:18,422 --> 00:57:22,392
Showing him having
perverse sexual intercourse
with an unknown prostitute.
867
00:57:22,392 --> 00:57:25,963
[ Julie moaning ]
868
00:57:25,963 --> 00:57:28,198
That ain't no prostitute,
that's me ho!
869
00:57:28,198 --> 00:57:31,468
As of 11:00 this morning,
the deputy prime minister,
david carlton,
870
00:57:31,468 --> 00:57:33,603
will be
acting prime minister.
871
00:57:33,603 --> 00:57:36,974
What? That ain't fair.
That weren't the PM.!
872
00:57:36,974 --> 00:57:39,977
- why ain't they showin'
the rest of the tape?
- unfortunately,
873
00:57:39,977 --> 00:57:42,913
my boss has locked it
in his safe, in his
new office at chequers,
874
00:57:42,913 --> 00:57:45,615
- and that's where it's staying.
- you ain't gonna
get away with this.
875
00:57:45,615 --> 00:57:48,953
If you keep
your mouth shut,
876
00:57:48,953 --> 00:57:51,655
david's willing to be
very generous.
877
00:57:51,655 --> 00:57:56,293
I'm... Willing to be
verygenerous.
878
00:57:56,293 --> 00:57:58,195
[ Loud sucking ]
879
00:57:58,195 --> 00:58:00,664
All that you have to do...
880
00:58:00,664 --> 00:58:04,935
Is keep...
Your mouth...
Shut.
881
00:58:04,935 --> 00:58:06,636
[ Groaning ]
882
00:58:11,641 --> 00:58:13,978
I'm tuning up
my engine, ali.
883
00:58:13,978 --> 00:58:17,247
[ Sucking sound ]
Fill me with petrol.
884
00:58:17,247 --> 00:58:20,684
I's gonna pump you
with me five-star
unleaded, a'ight?
885
00:58:20,684 --> 00:58:24,021
- let me see your nozzle.
- what?
886
00:58:24,021 --> 00:58:26,723
Oh, you wanna see me knob?
All right.
887
00:58:26,723 --> 00:58:29,659
- [ Turns on music ]
-*Freak me, baby
888
00:58:31,295 --> 00:58:34,198
*Let Me Lick You Up And Down
889
00:58:34,198 --> 00:58:36,066
*Till You Say Stop
890
00:58:38,102 --> 00:58:41,238
*Let Me Play
With your body, baby *
891
00:58:41,238 --> 00:58:43,107
*Make You Real Hot
892
00:58:44,508 --> 00:58:48,245
*Let Me Do All The Things
893
00:58:48,245 --> 00:58:50,414
*You Want Me To Do
894
00:58:53,117 --> 00:58:55,652
*'Cause Tonight, Baby
895
00:58:55,652 --> 00:59:00,390
*I Want To Get
Freaky with you *
896
00:59:00,390 --> 00:59:03,327
*Baby, Don't You Understand
897
00:59:03,327 --> 00:59:06,496
*I Wanna Be Your Nasty Man
898
00:59:06,496 --> 00:59:10,067
[ Turns off music ]
[ Panting ]
Give me your fuel injection.
899
00:59:12,036 --> 00:59:14,404
And in tomorrow's phone-in,
we'll be asking this QUESTION:
900
00:59:14,404 --> 00:59:17,641
"Have you ever slept
with a pig?" I know
I certainly have.
901
00:59:17,641 --> 00:59:22,546
[ Woman on tv ] and we'll
be finding out what turns
girls like this into slags.
902
00:59:22,546 --> 00:59:25,149
No one calls me julie
a slag.
903
00:59:25,149 --> 00:59:27,551
- [ Clicks off tv ]
- come to mama.
904
00:59:39,329 --> 00:59:41,565
Take them off.
905
00:59:53,677 --> 00:59:57,814
* [ Disco, Indistinct ]
906
00:59:57,814 --> 01:00:00,284
*Where Are You, Baby
We used to have so much fun *
907
01:00:00,284 --> 01:00:02,186
*You Drive Me Crazy
908
01:00:02,186 --> 01:00:04,288
*Somebody Tell Me
Where he's gone *
909
01:00:04,288 --> 01:00:07,691
*Where Are You, Baby
We used to have so much fun *
910
01:00:07,691 --> 01:00:09,626
*You Drive Me Crazy
911
01:00:12,529 --> 01:00:15,699
[ Cub scouts, chanting ]
Keep it real. Keep it real.
912
01:00:17,367 --> 01:00:19,536
This ain't right.
Here.
913
01:00:19,536 --> 01:00:22,706
Set it to vibrate
and finish yourself off.
914
01:00:37,421 --> 01:00:39,489
[ Groaning, panting ]
915
01:00:39,489 --> 01:00:42,526
Open up, open up!
Yo, blood, I needs
your help.
916
01:00:42,526 --> 01:00:45,295
Everyone on the telly
is callin' me julie
a slag.
917
01:00:45,295 --> 01:00:47,164
What, they heard
about her three-header
at derek jamal's 18th?
918
01:00:47,164 --> 01:00:49,266
What three-header?
Nothin'.
No. No.
919
01:00:49,266 --> 01:00:52,536
Anyways, I can prove
that she ain't.
"Bredrin."
920
01:00:52,536 --> 01:00:56,072
We got to restart
"drive-by fm."
What you say?
921
01:01:00,210 --> 01:01:02,846
"Drive-by fm" is back
'pon the road!
922
01:01:02,846 --> 01:01:06,150
Wicked!
Let's do it. Let's go.
Is you any good at knots?
923
01:01:06,150 --> 01:01:09,586
Yo, yo, yo, 'ear me now.
Rewind, bubba dubba,
'ear now. [ Gibberish ]
924
01:01:09,586 --> 01:01:12,289
This is drive-by fm,
the sound of the ghetto,
925
01:01:12,289 --> 01:01:14,858
coming to you from
deep in the heart
of berkshire.
926
01:01:14,858 --> 01:01:20,164
[ Both imitating
drums, gunshots ]
927
01:01:20,164 --> 01:01:23,500
[ Clicking ]
928
01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:25,502
[ Stops ]
What was dat?
929
01:01:25,502 --> 01:01:29,139
A helicopter.
Oh, you was
doin' the wings?
930
01:01:29,139 --> 01:01:31,408
[ Whispers ]
Oh, that's good.
931
01:01:31,408 --> 01:01:35,145
'Ear me now, gangsters.
There is some serious
shit goin' down.
932
01:01:35,145 --> 01:01:37,747
Da prime minister--
check it--
933
01:01:37,747 --> 01:01:42,319
has been chucked out
by a geezer who is
a m-massive dong.
934
01:01:42,319 --> 01:01:45,355
He is even more "eviller"
Than skeletor.
935
01:01:47,724 --> 01:01:51,295
To get the PM. Back in,
me needs to get 'old
of this tape...
936
01:01:51,295 --> 01:01:53,797
Of me knobbin' me bitch.
937
01:01:53,797 --> 01:01:56,366
If you 'elp me rescue
this video,
938
01:01:56,366 --> 01:01:59,636
we can save da country.
939
01:01:59,636 --> 01:02:01,605
Plus, you will get to see
me julie's babylons.
940
01:02:01,605 --> 01:02:04,174
[ Laughs ]
Wicked!
941
01:02:04,174 --> 01:02:06,776
That is why I's callin'
all of you...
942
01:02:06,776 --> 01:02:10,547
To end the berkshire
turf wars.
943
01:02:10,547 --> 01:02:13,417
There's been enough
brothers slain.
944
01:02:13,417 --> 01:02:16,253
So, put down your AK.S.
945
01:02:16,253 --> 01:02:18,255
Lay down your uzis.
946
01:02:18,255 --> 01:02:23,793
And unite
into one massive massiv.
947
01:02:25,395 --> 01:02:28,332
So big up
the eton wick crew.
Hold tight.
948
01:02:28,332 --> 01:02:30,667
Hold tight
the iver heath posse.
One love.
949
01:02:30,667 --> 01:02:33,437
Shout goin' out
to the englefield green massiv.
950
01:02:33,437 --> 01:02:37,741
-Two time!
- and me never thought
me would ever say THIS:
951
01:02:39,443 --> 01:02:42,312
But big up...
952
01:02:42,312 --> 01:02:46,583
The east staines massiv.
953
01:02:46,583 --> 01:02:48,485
Hey, what you doin', man?
Shh.
954
01:02:51,955 --> 01:02:54,424
Hear this, hassan "b".
955
01:02:54,424 --> 01:02:57,461
If you join us,
956
01:02:57,461 --> 01:03:01,431
then I is prepared
to hand over...
957
01:03:01,431 --> 01:03:04,468
The boris the spider
climbing frame
in leagrove park.
958
01:03:08,372 --> 01:03:11,475
Let's do what tupac
and biggie never managed,
a'ight?
959
01:03:17,914 --> 01:03:20,717
There it is, there it is,
if you is joining us
for this military operation,
960
01:03:20,717 --> 01:03:22,819
then meet up
wearing your camouflage
and combat gear.
961
01:03:22,819 --> 01:03:26,790
The venue is outside
the john nike leisure center
at 9:00 tomorrow morning.
962
01:03:26,790 --> 01:03:28,858
Actually, that's a bit early.
Could we make it 12:00?
963
01:03:37,434 --> 01:03:40,003
Sorry I is late.
964
01:03:40,003 --> 01:03:43,540
But there was something
on the telly about monkeys.
965
01:03:43,540 --> 01:03:46,776
Dey is well funny,
what, with all their
arms and their--
966
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:53,550
respect to all of you
for wearin' your "camelflage."
967
01:03:53,550 --> 01:03:54,951
It will help you
go undetected.
968
01:03:56,986 --> 01:04:00,357
Now, let's go to chequers
and rescue that tape.
969
01:04:00,357 --> 01:04:02,326
Let's do this for britain.
970
01:04:02,326 --> 01:04:04,461
Let's do this for me julie.
971
01:04:04,461 --> 01:04:06,596
And let's do this
for hip-hop!
972
01:04:06,596 --> 01:04:08,598
- selector!
- [ All ] selector!
973
01:04:08,598 --> 01:04:11,301
*Fight The Power
974
01:04:11,301 --> 01:04:13,303
*Fight The Power
975
01:04:13,303 --> 01:04:14,904
*Fight The Power
976
01:04:16,072 --> 01:04:17,707
*Fight The Power
977
01:04:17,707 --> 01:04:20,009
*Fight The Power
978
01:04:20,009 --> 01:04:21,978
*Fight The Power
979
01:04:21,978 --> 01:04:25,415
Hear me now. I's drawn up
a detailed plan of chequers.
980
01:04:25,415 --> 01:04:28,618
The tape is in
the PM.'s office.
In a safe.
981
01:04:28,618 --> 01:04:33,457
Right? First up,
ricky, dave and me
will go in.
982
01:04:33,457 --> 01:04:36,726
Jezzy, you stay here.
We's gonna be like
the a-team.
983
01:04:36,726 --> 01:04:38,962
And I is
BA. Baracus.
984
01:04:38,962 --> 01:04:41,598
I wanna be
BA. Baracus.
[ Deep grunting ]
985
01:04:41,598 --> 01:04:44,100
But I is
very muchlikehim.
986
01:04:44,100 --> 01:04:47,103
[ Imitating ] "I ain't
gettin' on no plane!"
"I ain't gettin' on no plane!"
987
01:04:47,103 --> 01:04:48,872
"I ain't gettin'
on no plane!"
988
01:04:48,872 --> 01:04:51,475
"Shut up, fool!
I ain't gettin'
on no plane!"
989
01:04:51,475 --> 01:04:54,411
What? Look, it's gold.
"I ain't gettin'
on no plane."
990
01:04:54,411 --> 01:04:57,547
"I wanna step back, kiss myself.
I ain't gettin' on no plane."
That's james brown.
991
01:04:59,983 --> 01:05:02,719
You'll be murdoch.
And dave, you'll be face.
992
01:05:02,719 --> 01:05:06,022
- and what do we do?
- you lot stay 'ere,
and we all hide..
993
01:05:06,022 --> 01:05:08,892
And blend into
the natural habitat.
[ Owl hooting ]
994
01:05:08,892 --> 01:05:12,596
Then, when it gets dark,
me will make the secret signal.
995
01:05:12,596 --> 01:05:16,400
* [ Imitating Hip-hop ]
996
01:05:18,968 --> 01:05:23,139
[ Imitating DJ. Scratching ]
*Fresh, Fresh, Fresh, Fresh
A'ight *
997
01:05:23,139 --> 01:05:27,110
- let's go!
-At that point, you will
tune in all your radios...
998
01:05:27,110 --> 01:05:29,746
To the baddest
speed garage station,
999
01:05:29,746 --> 01:05:31,615
and crank up the volume
to the max!
1000
01:05:31,615 --> 01:05:35,084
This will bring out the guards.
1001
01:05:35,084 --> 01:05:39,623
And at that point,
we will use ourcunning
to overpower them.
1002
01:05:40,724 --> 01:05:43,427
- bundle!
- [ Screaming ]
1003
01:05:45,028 --> 01:05:46,830
* [ Rap, Indistinct ]
1004
01:05:57,006 --> 01:05:59,709
[ Phone ringing ]
1005
01:05:59,709 --> 01:06:02,612
- sir?
- what the hell's going on?
1006
01:06:02,612 --> 01:06:05,682
I'm sure it's nothing to
worry about, sir. But I've
sent some men out to check.
1007
01:06:05,682 --> 01:06:08,785
Well, see that you do.
I want maximum security.
Patrol the house.
1008
01:06:13,056 --> 01:06:17,494
[ Ali ]
The great hall is exactly like
the one in lara croft's house.
1009
01:06:17,494 --> 01:06:19,863
You know, in "tomb raider ii"
On playstation.
1010
01:06:19,863 --> 01:06:22,165
So, dave,
if you run at the pillar,
1011
01:06:22,165 --> 01:06:25,902
that will take us through
to the underwater kingdom,
and onto the next level.
1012
01:06:27,571 --> 01:06:30,607
[ Banging head, grunting ]
1013
01:06:30,607 --> 01:06:32,576
If for some reason
that don't work,
1014
01:06:32,576 --> 01:06:35,178
we must find a way to cross
the touch-sensitive floor.
1015
01:06:35,178 --> 01:06:38,715
If we lift our feet at all,
we're dead.
1016
01:06:38,715 --> 01:06:42,619
[ Mechanical, raspy voice ]
*Break Dance
Electric boogie break dance *
1017
01:06:42,619 --> 01:06:46,590
*Electric Boogie Break Dance
Electric boogie break dance *
1018
01:06:46,590 --> 01:06:48,958
*Break It Off
1019
01:06:51,961 --> 01:06:53,997
Nothing.
We'll keep on looking.
1020
01:06:56,032 --> 01:06:59,569
[ Ali ] next stop,
we's got to go through
the laser room.
1021
01:06:59,569 --> 01:07:02,806
Dave, you'll use
your special skills
to help us through.
1022
01:07:19,489 --> 01:07:22,892
-[ dave coughs ]
- remember, if we break
any of these beams,
1023
01:07:22,892 --> 01:07:25,995
it will set the alarms off--
so extra careful.
1024
01:07:25,995 --> 01:07:27,864
Now, let's do it.
1025
01:07:29,733 --> 01:07:31,200
*This Is The Funk
Now hit me *
1026
01:07:33,036 --> 01:07:36,039
*Just Get On Down
And hit me *
1027
01:07:36,039 --> 01:07:38,942
*Their Bodies Gettin'
So funky, now hit me *
1028
01:07:38,942 --> 01:07:42,946
* [ SAMPLE: Kraftwerk,
"Trans-europe express" ]
1029
01:07:53,923 --> 01:07:55,091
*You Gotta Rock It
Don't stop it *
1030
01:07:55,091 --> 01:07:57,060
*You Gotta Rock It
Don't stop it *
1031
01:07:57,060 --> 01:07:59,729
*You Gotta Rock It
Don't stop it *
1032
01:07:59,729 --> 01:08:03,567
*You Gotta Rock It
Don't stop *
This must be the PM.'s office.
1033
01:08:03,567 --> 01:08:05,669
The tape
is in there.
1034
01:08:08,004 --> 01:08:11,741
Intruders in my office.
This is a terrorist attack.
1035
01:08:11,741 --> 01:08:15,211
Shoot on sight.
Repeat, shoot on sight.
1036
01:08:17,313 --> 01:08:20,216
The safe!
No, the safe.
Yeah, safe, man.
1037
01:08:20,216 --> 01:08:22,919
[ Ali ]
Yeah, I is safe, man.
Open it up. No, the safe.
1038
01:08:22,919 --> 01:08:25,755
Yeah, man.
I is feeling fine.
I told you.
1039
01:08:25,755 --> 01:08:28,592
[ Ricky ]
The safe, the safe.
Yeah, man, I's safe.
1040
01:08:28,592 --> 01:08:31,761
[ High, squeaky voice ]
Behind you!
1041
01:08:36,165 --> 01:08:40,169
Hold on.
I thought you couldn't speak.
1042
01:08:40,169 --> 01:08:42,105
[ Squeaking ]
It's not really that.
It's just I've always been...
1043
01:08:42,105 --> 01:08:44,307
Terribly embarrassed
about my voice.
1044
01:08:44,307 --> 01:08:46,643
All right.
Don't go on about it.
1045
01:08:46,643 --> 01:08:48,778
Stop givin' it
"all that."
1046
01:08:48,778 --> 01:08:53,082
Now, if me can just
interrupt your life story
for one second.
1047
01:08:53,082 --> 01:08:55,251
[ Pretending to yawn ]
Let's tie these geezers up,
1048
01:08:55,251 --> 01:08:57,553
and get that
safe open, hmm?
Safe.
1049
01:09:00,289 --> 01:09:02,792
[ Sighs ]
No.
1050
01:09:02,792 --> 01:09:06,029
I got it.
Why don't we link up
the batteries...
1051
01:09:06,029 --> 01:09:09,666
Of all the cars outside
here, and then transfer
the electrical current...
1052
01:09:09,666 --> 01:09:11,935
Through a human chain,
and blow this mother open!
1053
01:09:11,935 --> 01:09:13,837
But won't we get
"electrical-o-cooted"?
1054
01:09:13,837 --> 01:09:16,172
We'll blow the batteries,
but we won't get fried,
1055
01:09:16,172 --> 01:09:19,175
long as the chain don't break,
'cause we're all wearin'
rubber-soled trainers.
1056
01:09:19,175 --> 01:09:22,646
- trust me, man, I got
a "d" in physics.
- wicked. I'll text 'em.
1057
01:09:22,646 --> 01:09:27,951
- [ Beeping ]
- [ Beeping ]
1058
01:09:31,655 --> 01:09:36,292
- "b--"?
- no, "b-8-2-rez."
1059
01:09:36,292 --> 01:09:39,763
"Be-attories"?
Batteries!
1060
01:09:39,763 --> 01:09:44,634
"2-Ger-4,"
Two-gef-for?
Together!
1061
01:09:44,634 --> 01:09:49,372
Me was tryin'
to save time.
Bumbaclot.
1062
01:10:05,354 --> 01:10:07,691
Switch on the engine.
Pass it on.
1063
01:10:07,691 --> 01:10:09,859
[ High voice ]
Switch on the engine.
Pass it on.
1064
01:10:09,859 --> 01:10:12,929
[ Laughs ] your voice.
[ Whispers ] switch on
the engine. Pass it on.
1065
01:10:12,929 --> 01:10:16,365
[ Passing it on ]
1066
01:10:21,370 --> 01:10:23,673
Bitch on a pension.
Suck my dong.
1067
01:10:23,673 --> 01:10:26,810
- what? Should I
turn the engine on?
- yeah.
1068
01:10:28,144 --> 01:10:30,914
[ Starting engines ]
1069
01:10:33,750 --> 01:10:36,686
*This Is The Funk
Now hit me *
1070
01:10:36,686 --> 01:10:38,822
*Just Get On Down
And hit me *
1071
01:10:48,698 --> 01:10:50,800
What is you doin'?
I can't help it.
I'm bein' pulled!
1072
01:10:54,270 --> 01:10:56,239
No!
1073
01:10:58,074 --> 01:11:00,810
[ Choir ]
*Be Our Saviors
1074
01:11:05,281 --> 01:11:08,752
[ Laughing ]
Bo, bo, bo! Yes!
1075
01:11:08,752 --> 01:11:10,419
We up on the a-team!
1076
01:11:13,456 --> 01:11:16,960
- peace, man.
- peace, "bredrin."
1077
01:11:23,466 --> 01:11:25,902
Ali! Ali!
1078
01:11:25,902 --> 01:11:28,805
Fuckin' hell!
The tape ain't here!
1079
01:11:28,805 --> 01:11:30,807
What you talkin'
about, willis?
Well, look for yourself.
1080
01:11:32,508 --> 01:11:35,378
All it is is some...
Photographs...
1081
01:11:39,015 --> 01:11:41,785
And this, uh,
map of staines.
1082
01:11:45,822 --> 01:11:48,491
Jah rastafari
haile selassie I-and-i!
1083
01:11:48,491 --> 01:11:50,927
Dey's extendin'
heathrow airport.
That means...
1084
01:11:52,762 --> 01:11:54,964
They's gonna
destroy staines!
1085
01:11:54,964 --> 01:11:58,334
And they's startin' in...
Three hours.
1086
01:11:58,334 --> 01:12:00,804
Two hours, fifty-seven
minutes, to be precise.
1087
01:12:05,441 --> 01:12:07,944
Why is you got to
build this terminal
over staines?
1088
01:12:07,944 --> 01:12:10,914
Because I have bought
600 acres of land there.
Can I have those, please?
1089
01:12:17,020 --> 01:12:21,257
Now, don't try escaping
from here, because this room
doubles as a nuclear bunker.
1090
01:12:21,257 --> 01:12:24,460
It is completely impenetrable
to the outside world.
1091
01:12:24,460 --> 01:12:28,464
[ Inhales, sighs ]
And I've forgotten
to put on the air supply.
1092
01:12:28,464 --> 01:12:30,900
Why don't you just nip
outside now and stick it on?
1093
01:12:33,036 --> 01:12:35,438
Do you know, you really are
unbelievably stupid.
1094
01:12:35,438 --> 01:12:37,306
[ Beeps ]
1095
01:12:45,081 --> 01:12:48,952
Oi! Knob-end!
1096
01:12:48,952 --> 01:12:51,254
- what?
- gimme them plans.
1097
01:12:59,996 --> 01:13:04,233
Or what?
Or nipple cripple,
that's what.
1098
01:13:04,233 --> 01:13:08,304
[ Grunting, breathing hard ]
1099
01:13:09,372 --> 01:13:12,575
Chinese burn!
1100
01:13:20,449 --> 01:13:23,186
[ Sobbing ]
1101
01:13:23,186 --> 01:13:26,055
You hit me on the nose,
you fuckin' nutcase!
1102
01:13:34,230 --> 01:13:36,565
I ain't bein' funny,
but you should look
behind you.
1103
01:13:36,565 --> 01:13:39,268
Uh, because there's like
a thousand police officers
behind you--
1104
01:13:45,108 --> 01:13:47,977
look behind you.
There's jennifer lopez!
1105
01:13:47,977 --> 01:13:51,114
What? You want to bone him
right this second, 'cause
you is feelin' so horny...
1106
01:13:51,114 --> 01:13:53,849
That if you don't
get it now--
1107
01:13:55,985 --> 01:13:58,321
look, there's 20 squid
on the floor.
1108
01:14:00,990 --> 01:14:03,659
There is a squirrel,
with the head of a chicken,
1109
01:14:03,659 --> 01:14:06,963
and with, like, wings
and everything.
1110
01:14:06,963 --> 01:14:09,165
There's ju--
[ Sighs deeply ]
1111
01:14:09,165 --> 01:14:11,367
Is you gonna hit me again?
Mm-hmm.
1112
01:14:17,373 --> 01:14:19,575
Now I'm going to shoot you.
1113
01:14:35,124 --> 01:14:38,294
Booyakasha!
1114
01:14:42,932 --> 01:14:45,301
[ Groans ]
1115
01:14:50,974 --> 01:14:54,543
This is from
the people of staines.
1116
01:14:56,980 --> 01:15:00,516
[ Passing gas
quietly, then loudly ]
1117
01:15:00,516 --> 01:15:03,719
Ooh. I think
I followed through.
1118
01:15:03,719 --> 01:15:06,622
[ Beeping ]
Me julie, you there?
1119
01:15:06,622 --> 01:15:08,591
Me know what you must
think of me.
1120
01:15:08,591 --> 01:15:10,994
I been a piece
of knob cheese.
1121
01:15:10,994 --> 01:15:12,996
But me got to save staines,
and me can't do it on me own,
1122
01:15:12,996 --> 01:15:15,664
and--
and I shat meself.
1123
01:15:18,034 --> 01:15:20,503
Shit.
Ricky and dave!
1124
01:15:32,681 --> 01:15:35,718
- ricky?
- [ Panting ]
1125
01:15:37,653 --> 01:15:41,657
We thought if we was gonna die,
we might as well give it a go.
1126
01:15:41,657 --> 01:15:44,427
- well, what's it like?
- it's not bad, you know.
1127
01:15:44,427 --> 01:15:47,730
- dave?
- [ High voice ]
Quite nice, actually.
1128
01:15:47,730 --> 01:15:51,034
We'll talk about this later.
Now we got to save staines.
1129
01:15:51,034 --> 01:15:53,302
Two minutes.
See you in the car?
1130
01:15:53,302 --> 01:15:55,571
All right. Be quick.
The feds is comin'.
1131
01:15:55,571 --> 01:15:57,673
- and you don't want
to finish up inside.
- well--
1132
01:16:00,443 --> 01:16:03,679
[ Me julie ]
Save our center!
Save our center!
1133
01:16:03,679 --> 01:16:05,481
Hold on tight,
we gotta delay 'em.
1134
01:16:05,481 --> 01:16:08,351
Leave 'em alone, you pigs!
They're senile!
1135
01:16:13,089 --> 01:16:15,658
Send it in.
Send it in.
1136
01:16:28,537 --> 01:16:31,640
I wouldn't do that
if I was you.
1137
01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:36,245
Ali!
I love you!
1138
01:16:36,245 --> 01:16:38,681
Julie!
1139
01:16:41,617 --> 01:16:44,353
- hello.
- ignore them
and start the demolition.
1140
01:16:44,353 --> 01:16:47,290
Wait!
Don't listen to him!
He's a criminal.
1141
01:16:47,290 --> 01:16:51,127
And not even the good kind,
that sell drugs or do drive-bys.
1142
01:16:51,127 --> 01:16:54,530
I is got proof here
that he is tryin'
to destroy staines.
1143
01:16:54,530 --> 01:16:57,733
So what?
It's a shithole.
1144
01:16:57,733 --> 01:17:00,803
- arrest them.
- oh, shit!
1145
01:17:00,803 --> 01:17:03,472
We's goin' to jail.
Every day for
the next twenty years,
1146
01:17:03,472 --> 01:17:06,041
we is gonna get
bummed in the showers.
[ Siren wailing ]
1147
01:17:07,643 --> 01:17:12,281
- hold it. Release him.
-Under what authority?
1148
01:17:12,281 --> 01:17:15,151
In case you forgot,
I am the acting prime minister.
1149
01:17:15,151 --> 01:17:17,153
You are the disgraced one.
[ Car door slamming ]
1150
01:17:17,153 --> 01:17:21,557
Disgraced by you.
And this tape proves it.
1151
01:17:21,557 --> 01:17:25,128
- kate--
- no, david.
1152
01:17:25,128 --> 01:17:28,597
When I first entered politics,
it was to create a better world.
1153
01:17:30,666 --> 01:17:34,637
A world of honesty,
integrity and truth.
1154
01:17:34,637 --> 01:17:37,806
But somewhere along the way,
that vision was lost.
1155
01:17:37,806 --> 01:17:43,412
My dream was tarnished,
and instead, I discovered
greed, avarice and--
1156
01:17:43,412 --> 01:17:45,814
bo-ring!
[ Yawning ]
1157
01:17:45,814 --> 01:17:48,517
Arrest him.
1158
01:17:48,517 --> 01:17:51,554
Enjoy your life
with this fool.
1159
01:17:51,554 --> 01:17:54,823
You two deserve
each other.
Piss off.
1160
01:17:54,823 --> 01:17:57,693
- oh, nice!
- and you can rest assured, ali,
1161
01:17:57,693 --> 01:18:00,296
we're not gonna build
terminal five over staines.
1162
01:18:00,296 --> 01:18:02,565
We're gonna demolish
slough instead.
1163
01:18:02,565 --> 01:18:06,535
Wicked. As of right
now, I'm gonna need
a new deputy prime minister.
1164
01:18:06,535 --> 01:18:08,404
How would you feel
about being my
right-hand man?
1165
01:18:08,404 --> 01:18:13,676
[ Laughing ]
Right-hand man!
Batty boy, batty boy!
1166
01:18:13,676 --> 01:18:15,711
What do you say, ali?
1167
01:18:17,413 --> 01:18:20,416
I's shown you the way.
1168
01:18:20,416 --> 01:18:23,786
You will have to carry on
the journey by yourself, now.
1169
01:18:23,786 --> 01:18:27,323
As for me, I is gonna
stick with me posse.
1170
01:18:27,323 --> 01:18:29,492
And me bi--
1171
01:18:29,492 --> 01:18:32,461
me lady.
1172
01:18:43,639 --> 01:18:47,376
Ahem, "hactually,"
There is one thing
you could do for me.
1173
01:18:47,376 --> 01:18:49,478
* [ Reggae ]
1174
01:18:52,581 --> 01:18:54,817
This way, ambassador.
1175
01:18:54,817 --> 01:18:58,654
*Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Yea
I'm Mr. Reggae ambassador *
1176
01:18:58,654 --> 01:19:00,689
Your crop is ready
for inspection.
1177
01:19:00,689 --> 01:19:04,693
Bo.
*I'm Mr. Reggae Ambassador
1178
01:19:04,693 --> 01:19:09,298
*Hey, Me Play Me Reggae Music
In any condition *
1179
01:19:09,298 --> 01:19:11,834
*Drop It In A Style
Drop it in a fashion *
1180
01:19:11,834 --> 01:19:15,571
-*Everywhere I go
- good morning, ambassador.
1181
01:19:15,571 --> 01:19:18,241
Ambassador, will you
try the harvest?
1182
01:19:18,241 --> 01:19:22,378
*Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Yea
I'm Mr. Reggae ambassador *
1183
01:19:23,846 --> 01:19:28,484
*Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Yea
I'm Mr. Reggae ambassador *
1184
01:19:30,319 --> 01:19:34,557
*Ah, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Yea
I'm Mr. Reggae ambassador *
1185
01:19:34,557 --> 01:19:38,761
This...
Is good shit.
1186
01:19:38,761 --> 01:19:41,497
The man from staines,
he say yes!
1187
01:19:41,497 --> 01:19:43,866
*This Is How We Do It
1188
01:19:46,535 --> 01:19:48,371
*This Is How We Do It
1189
01:19:54,277 --> 01:19:56,645
- ice, please?
- huh!
[ Popping ]
1190
01:19:58,547 --> 01:20:01,484
Ali, this is
a great jacuzzi.
1191
01:20:01,484 --> 01:20:03,952
That...
Ain'ta jacuzzi.
1192
01:20:03,952 --> 01:20:07,323
*It's Friday Night
Sorry.
1193
01:20:07,323 --> 01:20:09,892
*And I Feel All Right
1194
01:20:09,892 --> 01:20:11,594
*The Party's Here
On the westside *
1195
01:20:11,594 --> 01:20:13,796
*So I Reach For My 40
And I turn it up *
1196
01:20:13,796 --> 01:20:16,599
*Designated Driver
Take the keys to my truck *
1197
01:20:16,599 --> 01:20:18,701
*Hit The Shore
'Cause I'm faded *
1198
01:20:18,701 --> 01:20:20,903
*Honeys In The Street Say
Monty, oh, we made it *
1199
01:20:20,903 --> 01:20:26,275
*It Feels So Good
In my 'hood tonight *
* [ Bongoes, Bass Drum ]
1200
01:20:26,275 --> 01:20:28,577
*The Summertime Skirts
And the guys in kani *
1201
01:20:28,577 --> 01:20:31,380
*All The Gang-bangers
Forgot about the drive-bys *
1202
01:20:31,380 --> 01:20:33,982
*You Gotta Get Your Groove On
Before you go get paid *
1203
01:20:33,982 --> 01:20:37,353
Bring her in.
1204
01:20:37,353 --> 01:20:40,289
*Throw Your Hands Up
And let me hear
the party say *
1205
01:20:40,289 --> 01:20:42,858
Dance for me, bitch.
1206
01:20:42,858 --> 01:20:45,994
*This Is How We Do It
*South Central Does It
Like nobody does *
1207
01:20:45,994 --> 01:20:48,631
*This Is How We Do It
1208
01:20:48,631 --> 01:20:50,633
*To All My Neighbors
You got much flava *
1209
01:20:50,633 --> 01:20:52,835
*This Is How We Do It
1210
01:20:52,835 --> 01:20:57,673
*Let's Flip The Track
Bring the old school back *
*This Is How We Do It
1211
01:20:57,673 --> 01:21:00,576
-*I'm kinda buzzed
- me julie.
1212
01:21:00,576 --> 01:21:02,478
Me got something
to ask you.
1213
01:21:04,580 --> 01:21:07,650
[ Giggling ]
Will you make me...
1214
01:21:07,650 --> 01:21:10,085
The happiest man
in the world?
1215
01:21:14,323 --> 01:21:16,925
Yeah, I will.
[ Giggling ]
Let me shag her, then.
1216
01:21:18,594 --> 01:21:21,597
*This Is How We Do It
In a UK. Vibe *
1217
01:21:21,597 --> 01:21:25,634
*This Is How We Do It
Come on, sue, to the floor
and sabrina to the mic *
1218
01:21:25,634 --> 01:21:27,703
*This Is How We Do It
1219
01:21:27,703 --> 01:21:31,607
*This Is How We Do It
It's friday night *
1220
01:21:31,607 --> 01:21:34,477
*And I Feel All Right
1221
01:21:34,477 --> 01:21:37,413
*Party's Here On The Westside
1222
01:21:37,413 --> 01:21:39,882
So, what did you think
of the film?
1223
01:21:39,882 --> 01:21:41,817
It weren't bad,
was it?
1224
01:21:41,817 --> 01:21:43,886
It was easily better
than harry potter,
1225
01:21:43,886 --> 01:21:46,655
which me thought
was very childish.
1226
01:21:46,655 --> 01:21:50,626
If you is watchin' this,
potter, I's better than you.
1227
01:21:50,626 --> 01:21:53,095
You probably ain't even
slept with a girl.
1228
01:21:53,095 --> 01:21:55,798
I's slept with three.
1229
01:21:55,798 --> 01:21:58,767
And I got one of 'em
to play with herself.
1230
01:21:58,767 --> 01:22:00,869
Anyways, whatever
you thought of this film,
1231
01:22:00,869 --> 01:22:03,739
please tell your mates
that it waswicked.
1232
01:22:03,739 --> 01:22:05,608
'Cause if this flops,
1233
01:22:05,608 --> 01:22:08,577
me won't be able to get
me nan a new hip.
1234
01:22:08,577 --> 01:22:12,481
So the choice is yours.
No pressure.
1235
01:22:12,481 --> 01:22:14,650
Come here, nan, and
tell them about it.
1236
01:22:14,650 --> 01:22:18,020
What? You is
fallin' over again?
1237
01:22:18,020 --> 01:22:21,023
What, you done
the other one in as well?
1238
01:22:21,023 --> 01:22:25,160
Don't cry there,
all mashed up,
a lump of bones.
1239
01:22:25,160 --> 01:22:28,063
Me will get you the cash
to make it better.
1240
01:22:28,063 --> 01:22:30,499
Somehow.
1241
01:22:33,068 --> 01:22:35,571
Don't be selfish.
1242
01:22:35,571 --> 01:22:37,673
Buy the merchandise
and all.
1243
01:22:39,842 --> 01:22:41,477
*Ali G
1244
01:22:41,477 --> 01:22:44,046
*Shaggy
1245
01:22:44,046 --> 01:22:45,914
*Last Time, Babylon You
A ride, now yeah, you man *
1246
01:22:47,750 --> 01:22:50,085
*A To The L To The I
To the g-issey *
*Ali G
1247
01:22:50,085 --> 01:22:53,155
*J To The U
To the L-i-e-issey *
*Julie
1248
01:22:53,155 --> 01:22:56,459
*S To The H
To the a double g-issey, y *
*Shaggy
1249
01:22:56,459 --> 01:22:58,494
*Rude Boys Get Busy
1250
01:22:58,494 --> 01:23:00,963
*I Need A Cure
For this thing I'm feelin' *
1251
01:23:00,963 --> 01:23:03,599
*Shaggy Need Some
Sexual healin' *
1252
01:23:03,599 --> 01:23:05,901
*I Want To Reach
And touch the ceilin' *
1253
01:23:05,901 --> 01:23:08,604
*When I'm Knobbin'
My julie *
1254
01:23:08,604 --> 01:23:10,973
*Me Am The King
Of the late-night dealin' *
1255
01:23:10,973 --> 01:23:13,609
*Worse Now, It's Just
A piece I'm stealing *
1256
01:23:13,609 --> 01:23:16,111
*Safe Sex
It's just a lover believin' *
1257
01:23:16,111 --> 01:23:18,881
*When I'm Loggin' My Julie
1258
01:23:18,881 --> 01:23:22,685
*Julie, Truly
*You Know Me Love-a You
1259
01:23:22,685 --> 01:23:25,153
*From My Head Down To My
*Goolie
1260
01:23:25,153 --> 01:23:28,724
*Uh, Uh
*Woman, You Turn Me On
With your big babylons *
1261
01:23:28,724 --> 01:23:32,795
*Julie, Truly
*You Got To Treat Her
1262
01:23:32,795 --> 01:23:34,630
*When Me Touch You With Me
*Goolie
1263
01:23:34,630 --> 01:23:36,565
[ Ali ]
*Hey, Mr. Shaggy
Me can rap too *
1264
01:23:36,565 --> 01:23:40,135
*Yo, Yo, Yo
[ Ali ]
*You Is Better Than J.lo
1265
01:23:40,135 --> 01:23:42,638
*Sexy You, She's Just A Minger
Fit as destiny's child *
1266
01:23:42,638 --> 01:23:44,172
*Well, Apart From
The lead singer *
1267
01:23:44,172 --> 01:23:46,942
*You's Fitter
Than the spice girls
including the ginger *
1268
01:23:46,942 --> 01:23:49,612
*Give It A Shake
'Cause me wanna be in ya *
1269
01:23:49,612 --> 01:23:52,014
*They Was Claimin' That
Our love was wrong, uh *
1270
01:23:52,014 --> 01:23:54,016
*The People Just Stared
And said it was too long *
1271
01:23:54,016 --> 01:23:56,018
*But It Ain't A Crime
To have a 12-inch *
1272
01:23:56,018 --> 01:23:59,221
*A What
*Dong, Da-dong, Dong-dong
1273
01:23:59,221 --> 01:24:03,559
*Julie, Julie
*You Know Me Love-a You
1274
01:24:03,559 --> 01:24:06,128
*From My Head Down To My
*Goolie
1275
01:24:06,128 --> 01:24:09,598
*Woman You Turn Me On
With your big babylons *
*Hey Yo, Hey Yo
1276
01:24:09,598 --> 01:24:13,636
*Me Julie, Truly
*You Got To Sweet Talk
1277
01:24:13,636 --> 01:24:17,172
*That's Right
*When Me Touch You
To me goolie *
1278
01:24:17,172 --> 01:24:19,942
*But You Turn Me On
With your big babylons *
1279
01:24:19,942 --> 01:24:23,712
*Whoa
*This Is How We Do It
In a UK. Vibe *
1280
01:24:23,712 --> 01:24:28,016
*This Is How We Do It
*Ha, It's The Mis-teeq
Mis-teeq, mis-teeq *
1281
01:24:28,016 --> 01:24:30,619
*This Is How We Do It
1282
01:24:30,619 --> 01:24:34,590
*This Is How We Do It
It's friday night *
1283
01:24:34,590 --> 01:24:37,259
*And I Feel All Right
1284
01:24:37,259 --> 01:24:39,795
*Party's Here On The Westside
1285
01:24:39,795 --> 01:24:42,097
*So I Reach For My 40
And I turn it up *
1286
01:24:42,097 --> 01:24:44,700
*Designated Driver
Turn the key to my truck *
1287
01:24:44,700 --> 01:24:46,769
*Hit The Shore
'Cause I'm faded *
1288
01:24:46,769 --> 01:24:49,672
*Guys In The Street Say
Girls, oh, you made it *
1289
01:24:49,672 --> 01:24:53,876
*It Feels So Good
In my 'hood tonight *
1290
01:24:53,876 --> 01:24:56,011
*The Summertime Skirts
And the guys in kani *
1291
01:24:56,011 --> 01:24:59,181
*All The Gang-bangers
Forgot about the drive-bys *
1292
01:24:59,181 --> 01:25:03,018
*You Gotta Get Your Groove On
Before you're gonna get paid *
1293
01:25:03,018 --> 01:25:05,187
*So Tip Up Your Cup
And throw your hands up *
1294
01:25:05,187 --> 01:25:07,790
*And Let Me Hear
The party say *
1295
01:25:07,790 --> 01:25:10,125
*I'm Kinda Buzzed
And it's all because *
1296
01:25:10,125 --> 01:25:12,160
*This Is How We Do It
1297
01:25:12,160 --> 01:25:15,097
*South Central Does It
Like nobody does *
1298
01:25:15,097 --> 01:25:17,165
*This Is How We Do It
1299
01:25:17,165 --> 01:25:19,668
*To All My Neighbors
You got much flava *
1300
01:25:19,668 --> 01:25:21,770
*This Is How We Do It
1301
01:25:21,770 --> 01:25:24,206
*So Flip The Track
Bring the old school back *
1302
01:25:24,206 --> 01:25:26,742
*This Is How We Do It
1303
01:25:26,742 --> 01:25:29,111
*Oh, I'm Buzzin' Because
1304
01:25:29,111 --> 01:25:31,146
*This Is How We Do It
1305
01:25:31,146 --> 01:25:35,317
*South Central Does It
Like nobody does *
*This Is How We Do It
1306
01:25:35,317 --> 01:25:38,053
*L-o-n-d-o-n
1307
01:25:38,053 --> 01:25:40,355
*This Is How We Do It
1308
01:25:40,355 --> 01:25:43,058
*I'll Never Come Back
On an old school track *
1309
01:25:43,058 --> 01:25:45,060
*This Is How We Do It
*Check It Out
1310
01:25:45,060 --> 01:25:49,665
* [ Rap, Indistinct ]
1311
01:26:04,179 --> 01:26:08,316
*But I'm Buzzin' Because
*This Is How We Do It
1312
01:26:08,316 --> 01:26:12,955
*South Central Does It
Like nobody does *
*This Is How We Do It
1313
01:26:12,955 --> 01:26:15,223
*L-o-n-d-o-n
1314
01:26:15,223 --> 01:26:17,726
*This Is How We Do It
1315
01:26:17,726 --> 01:26:20,195
*I Never Come Back
On an old school track *
1316
01:26:20,195 --> 01:26:22,631
*This Is How We Do It
1317
01:26:22,631 --> 01:26:27,102
*I'm Kinda Buzzed
And it's all because *
*This Is How We Do It
1318
01:26:27,102 --> 01:26:31,339
*South Central Does It
Like nobody does *
*This Is How We Do It
1319
01:26:31,339 --> 01:26:36,278
*All My Neighbors
You got much flava *
*This Is How We Do It
1320
01:26:36,278 --> 01:26:40,949
*So, Flip The Track
Bring the old school back *
*This Is How We Do It
1321
01:26:40,949 --> 01:26:45,788
*This Is How We Do It
*This Is How We Do It
1322
01:26:45,788 --> 01:26:50,392
*Mis Teeq Does It
Like nobody does *
*This Is How We Do It
1323
01:26:50,392 --> 01:26:55,030
*All My Neighbors
You got much flava *
*This Is How We Do It
1324
01:26:55,030 --> 01:26:59,802
*And We'll Never Come Back
On an old school track *
*This Is How We Do It
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