All language subtitles for Young Sheldon 4x13 - The Geezer Bus and a New Model for Education (English)

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What are you doing here?

Apparently, the head of the college

wants to talk to us.

I'll just get right to the point.

I would like you and your son

to meet with a very important
benefactor of the college.

- Why us?
- Sheldon is

an impressive addition
to the physics program,

and-and we like our
donors to feel really good

about where their money's going.

No, thank you.

Can I speak to you alone?

Will you give us a minute?

Very well. But if you're looking to see

if my father will be a potential donor,

you are barking up the wrong tree.

People often ask why I was so resistant

to getting a driver's license.

My spotty history with motor vehicles

was certainly a factor.

Please slow down.

I'm going eight miles an hour.

A cow just passed us.

You're gonna hit it!

Make it stop!

It's just a car wash.

- Do something!
- It's just a car wash.

We're gonna die!

Just a car wash.

Why did I agree to this?

I don't care for this at all.

Oh!

Oh, my God.

Are you okay?

Yes, I think so.

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Tow truck's on the way.

You sure

we shouldn't call an ambulance?

I'm fine. Sheldon?

I feel fine.

What happened?

Oh, a cat ran in front of me.

You couldn't stop?

I tried, but the brake just gave out.

Well, thank goodness it wasn't worse.

I should have aimed for the cat.

Looks like your car's gonna be
out of commission for a while.

If you need a ride, the church
offers a shuttle service.

I'm not getting on that geezer bus.

It's just for people
who can't get around.

That's 'cause they're so shriveled up,

they can't even see
over the steering wheel.

That's not nice.

I've driven that van... it is grim.

If Meemaw doesn't have a car,
who's gonna drive me to college?

I guess if we leave early,
I could take you before work.

Hey, when you take the
shuttle, bring hard candy.

They gobble it up.

I can't believe

you and Meemaw almost died tonight.

I wouldn't say we almost died.

Well, that's what I'm
saying at school tomorrow.

- Why?
- It's called good storytelling.

- But it's lying.
- They don't know that.

You weren't even in the car.

Doesn't matter. Shay McElheney's dad

had a kidney stone... she got
out of homework for a week.

I can't believe you'd use
my traumatic experience

to manipulate people.

Really? I can.

- Hey, did the engine catch fire?
- No!

You're in shock. You
don't know what happened.

I might be a little late
picking you up tonight,

so you can wait in the library.

- All right.
- I didn't have time

to make lunch, so

are you okay...

Okay.

What's going on?

- I can't do it.
- What's wrong?

What if there's another crash?

Baby, that's not gonna happen again.

You don't know that.

Sheldon, if you don't get in right now,

you're going to miss school.

True.

I know you don't believe in it,

but I'm gonna say an extra
special prayer right now

to keep us safe.

Lord,

please look after me and Sheldon

on our drive to school...

I'll get back to you.

- You see Sheldon?
- That way.

What's going on?

He's having some sort of panic attack.

Oh, man. My story just
keeps getting better.

Baby, you can't go the rest of your life

never getting in a car again.

Before cars were invented,
people did it all the time.

Well, I'm not gonna force you.

Thank you.

I can't get him in the car.

So what now?

So he's not going to school.

You know, on The A-Team,
Mr. T is afraid to fly,

and they give him special
milk to put him to sleep.

- Ooh.
- No!

Aw.

I don't care what your guy says.

Have him check it again.

Sorry, I'm cranky.

No problem. I like when you
yell at people who aren't me.

Stupid mechanic said
the brakes are just fine.

Well, you probably
stepped on the wrong pedal.

I didn't.

I'm just saying, it happens

with people our age, you know.

I've been driving my whole life.

I know which pedal is which.

- Now you're yelling at me.
- Sorry.

What do you think about letting
me borrow your truck today?

- I don't know.
- Why not?

'Cause I like my truck.

Not funny.

It is. You're just cranky.

Fine.

Maybe I'll just ride
my bicycle to the salon.

You ride a bike?

Is that amusing to you?

An old lady riding a bike?

Oh, no.

Shut up.

Okay, will do.

Oh, my goodness. Was anyone hurt?

No. But now I got no car for a while.

You could ride your bike.

An old lady on a bike? That's not cool.

Really? Then I won't
ask how I look on one.

You look great.

I know.

I just wanted to hear you say it.

So, there's no one
who can lend you a car?

There is the church shuttle,

but that just feels like
it's the end of the line.

Oh, I wouldn't say that.

There's all sorts of
depressing steps before the end.

You've got full-time

nursing care.

Bye, John.

Assisted living.

- Bye, John.
- Hospice.

- Bye, John.
- Life support.

Bye, John!

Pulling the plug.

- Bye, John.
- Then...

you make a miraculous recovery!

- Great!
- But...

the hospital bills

- leave you destitute!
- Bye.

Bye.

Grant Linkletter.

Dr. Linkletter, Sheldon Cooper.

I wanted to let you know
I won't be in class today.

- Is everything all right?
- Yes,

but in the interest of self-preservation,

I've decided to avoid
traveling in motor vehicles.

I'm sure there's a story behind that.

- There is.
- I don't want to hear it.

So, how shall we handle today's class?

Well, I'm sure you can get
notes from another student.

Or you could give the
lecture to me right now.

That's preposterous.

Why? We could be creating
a new model of education

where students could learn remotely.

It could be the wave of the future.

Sheldon, it's your responsibility

to come to class, not mine
to bring the class to you.

My meemaw gets cranky like
this when she's hungover.

Is that what's happening here?

First Baptist of Medford.
How may I bless you?

I thought Peg answered the phones.

Mom?

Yeah.

Something I can help you with?

No, it can wait.

You want the number to
the shuttle, don't you?

Yes.

Let me get that for you.

Huh. Um, looking under
"G" for "geezer bus,"

and it's not there.

Oh, that's hilarious.

Maybe it's under "O" for "old fogies."

You know, you're not being a
very Christian person right now.

I have enough prayers in the
bank, I can coast for a day.

Just give me the number!

All right. Now, remember when you call

to let them know if you need
any help getting up stairs.

Dr. Linkletter wouldn't
give me what I wanted.

I couldn't tell on him to his mommy,

but I could to his "work mommy."

Sheldon. What can I do for you?

I can't make it to school
today, and I'm concerned

about the physics class I'm missing.

And how come you're not here?

I was in a car accident with my meemaw.

Oh, my God. Are you okay?

Well...

I can't believe you'd use
my traumatic experience

to manipulate people.

Really? I can.

...and then her car
had to get towed away.

It was quite a traumatic experience.

Oh, you poor thing.

What can I do to help?

If you turn to page 78 in the textbook,

I'll begin today's lecture.

We should come up with
some kind of video system

so you can see when I raise my hand.

Why don't you just tell me?

Let's try it. Hand-raise.

Yes, Sheldon.

That worked great.

Hey, Connie. Waiting for the mail?

- Yeah. You know me.
- Yeah.

Oh.

Something from
Publishers Clearing House.

Maybe you won.

- Yeah, wouldn't that be something?
- Yeah.

You know, people think

Publishers Clearing House is Ed McMahon,

but that's actually a different company.

- Is that so?
- Yeah.

Publishers Clearing
House is the Prize Patrol

with the giant check.

Ed McMahon...

Well, it sure is nice
talking to you, Edwin. Bye.

Oh.

The church van. My grandma

- rides that sometimes.
- Edwin.

- Hmm?
- Beat it.

All right. Yep.

One can choose the extended-zone scheme,

the reduced-zone scheme or the...

- Hand-raise.
- Yes?

I set you up on speakerphone,

so now it's really like
I'm learning in the future.

May I continue?

Ahead warp factor five.

That's from Star Trek,
which is also in the future.

- Connie Tucker?
- Yeah.

Give me one second. I'll help you in.

No, no, I don't need your
help. I can get it myself.

She opened that door by herself.

Looks like we got a feisty one.

Don't test me.

Oh, yeah, she's feisty.

What?

She's feisty!

What?

Vern.

Connie.

Where you headed, Connie?

Stop flirting with her.

I'm not flirting with
her. I was being cordial.

Mm-hmm. I'm Hortense,

his wife, which, clearly,
he seems to have forgotten.

Judas Priest, give it a rest.

That's Doris.

- Hello, Doris.
- What?

Turn on your hearing aid.

It's nice to meet y'all.

And to answer your question,
I'm headed to the salon.

Oh, fancy.

We're headed to the pharmacy.

Seven pills a day.

You take nine... Clearly
one ain't working.

Okay, I'm on. What'd I miss?

She's headed to the salon!

Ooh, fancy.

Cooper residence.

Sheldon, President Hagemeyer again.

Just calling to make sure it all
worked out with Dr. Linkletter.

Yes, everything went quite well.

Although he was a tad irritable.

Maybe because I ripped him a new one.

- A new what?
- Not important.

Uh, whatever you need for classes,

you just say the word.

I suppose it could be
helpful if I could dial

into the university's server while still

on the phone with my professors.

Like a second phone line?

We can take care of that.

Well, as my meemaw would say,

"Aren't you just a spoonful of sugar?"

Who is he talking to all this time?

And if there's anything else
you need, you just let me know.

I can't think of anything
except that I wanted

Strawberry Quik and my
brother put the empty

milk carton back in the fridge.

Ah, brothers, they're the worst.

Mine's an environmental activist.

And then they crashed into a tree.

- Oh, no!
- The engine caught fire.

My goodness, is everyone okay?

Thankfully, yes.

But I was pretty shook up.

Well, don't worry about that test today.

Thank you for understanding.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, and where are we
on homework tonight?

- Don't push it.
- Right.

Hey, I'm just gonna
run Doris into the bank.

We'll be back in a minute.

Doris. Whoa.

You seem like you can get around,

so why are you in this geezer-buggy?

I had a little car accident.

- Oh, no.
- Ooh. Anybody get hurt?

Only the tree.

Step on the wrong pedal?

No.

Maybe.

Maybe, my ass.

Hey, that sort of thing happens.

Oh.

He drove into all kinds of stuff

before they took his keys away.

Remember the goose?

- Ooh.
- Feathers everywhere.

- Huh.
- I just think it'd kill me

to lose my independence like that.

Oh, it's not so bad.

Sometimes Clayton takes us to the park.

Like dogs.

I got places to go...

Bowling league, water aerobics,

I drive my grandson to college.

Why can't he drive himself?

Well, he's 11.

- Wha...?
- 11 and in college?

He's special.

Our grandson is 27.

Mm, he may be the other kind of special.

Sheldon?

In my room.

I saw a truck outside.

What's wrong with the phone?

Nothing.

Adding a second line.

I'm almost done here.

Just got to hop up on the roof.

Hold on. You can't just
add another phone line

without asking.

I didn't do it. The university did.

- Why would they do that?
- I asked them to.

Are you some sort of special kid?

You have no idea.

Shouldn't you be up on the roof?

You can't just ask the
university for things.

President Hagemeyer
seemed so happy to help.

Why rob her of that?

Sheldon, you are going to have

to get in a car again eventually.

It's not looking like it.

This isn't over.

Can I help you?

- Grocery delivery for Sheldon Cooper?
- What is it?

Looks like milk, straws and
three cans of Strawberry Quik.

Oh, boy.

Thank you.

Would you tip him?

I'm a little light.

So, I was singing

karaoke with my girlfriend

who used to be married to
the guy I'm currently dating.

What the heck is a karaoke?

It's when you stand up and sing

in front of everybody at the bar.

You're like a Las Vegas showgirl.

Oh, no, no, anybody can do it.

- I'll take you sometime.
- Oh, please. Can we?

Well, could I sing "Blue Suede Shoes"?

You bet.

You better turn your hearing
aid down for that one.

You got that right.

Tell me, when was the last time

you went and got all
dolled up at a salon?

I don't even remember.

It's been years.

Does it look like I go to a salon?

We're going now.

I'm gonna take you, and it's on me.

This is exciting.

It's a good thing I got my heart pills.

Hello.

Hi. This is Linda Hagemeyer
from the university.

Is this Mrs. Cooper?

- Yes, it is.
- Excellent.

Did the Strawberry Quik arrive?

As a matter of fact, it did.

Sounds like nasty stuff, but, hey,

whatever floats the
little guy's boat, right?

Listen, I appreciate that you
value Sheldon at your school.

- Love him.
- But I am trying to raise him

to be a well-rounded individual
who will get in a car.

Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.

Academia draws all kinds of eccentrics.

Yeah, we've got a biology professor

who hasn't cut his nails in years.

Ugh. Looks like Edward Scissorhands.

That is not what I want for my son.

Do you have children?

No, but thanks for bringing it up.

Anyway, I would like Sheldon
to function in society,

and it does not help if you give
him everything that he asks for.

I'm just doing my job.

And I am just doing mine.

Understood.

Thank you.

Oh, and, um, in a few minutes,

my assistant is gonna be
dropping off a big old basket

of Star Trek tapes.

I'm afraid it's too late for me
to pump the brakes on that one.

- Sarah did a real nice job on my cuticles.
- Yeah.

So where we headed next?
And don't say dinner.

Oh, but it's almost 4:00.

- What?!
- It's almost 4:00.

Ooh, dinnertime.

Just get in.

Ooh. She's like a muscle man.

- Move on over, Doris.
- What?

My mother eventually coaxed me

back into a car with
a trip to RadioShack.

She knew I was nervous

so she came up with an
interesting distraction.

Baby, how about we play a car game?

I suppose. Can I make it science-based?

- Sure.
- I'll say an element starting with "A,"

then you repeat that and
add one starting with "B."

- I don't think I'll get very far.
- Great.

Then I'll win. Aluminum.

Okay, uh, you said "A" for aluminum.

- "B." Is boron an element?
- Yes.

It was the beginning of a new tradition.

One that would eventually
bring countless hours of joy

to Leonard on our drives to work.

Much like my mother, he never beat me.

I don't know an element
that starts with "D."

I win. That was fun.

Round two. Argon.

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