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Piwakawaka, the fantail. 6 00:01:08,396 --> 00:01:11,666 Oh, you remember that story? 7 00:01:11,699 --> 00:01:16,171 Hine-nui-te-po was the goddess of death. 8 00:01:16,205 --> 00:01:21,076 Maui tries to beat death while she's asleep, kill her... 9 00:01:21,109 --> 00:01:25,747 If he can climb right up her insides and out her mouth without her waking up 10 00:01:25,782 --> 00:01:28,151 then everyone will live forever. 11 00:01:28,184 --> 00:01:29,586 Eternal life. 12 00:01:30,886 --> 00:01:36,192 So him and his mates, the birds of the forest, go find her. 13 00:01:36,225 --> 00:01:38,593 And Maui tells them to stay real quiet. 14 00:01:38,627 --> 00:01:41,396 And the birds hold their breath as he sneaks up on her. 15 00:01:42,398 --> 00:01:44,467 But the Piwakawaka sees him 16 00:01:44,499 --> 00:01:47,969 crawling up between Hine-nui-te-po's legs, 17 00:01:48,003 --> 00:01:49,571 and he starts cracking up. 18 00:01:49,604 --> 00:01:51,975 He can't stop laughing. 19 00:01:52,008 --> 00:01:57,780 The chirping wakes Hine-nui up and her eyes blaze with anger. 20 00:01:57,814 --> 00:01:59,948 The ground heaves and shakes, 21 00:01:59,981 --> 00:02:03,452 and she snaps Maui in half with her giant thighs. 22 00:02:11,326 --> 00:02:14,496 The cheeky little Piwakawaka ruins everything. 23 00:02:20,936 --> 00:02:24,306 - When did you get this? - Dad said he'll pay for it. 24 00:02:24,339 --> 00:02:26,408 Well, I wouldn't let you into my country. 25 00:02:28,378 --> 00:02:30,446 Oh, you reckon he'll pay for mine? 26 00:02:31,446 --> 00:02:32,581 I don't know. 27 00:02:43,192 --> 00:02:44,627 Oh, sweet. 28 00:02:54,101 --> 00:02:55,705 What do you want that for? 29 00:02:55,737 --> 00:02:56,806 Travel. 30 00:03:01,043 --> 00:03:02,545 Here. It's for you. 31 00:03:07,582 --> 00:03:09,785 You don't have to walk me the whole way. 32 00:03:09,819 --> 00:03:11,387 I'm protecting you. 33 00:03:13,055 --> 00:03:15,290 Free hit. 34 00:03:25,867 --> 00:03:27,603 Fuck you! 35 00:03:27,635 --> 00:03:29,705 Fuck! What a dick! 36 00:03:40,716 --> 00:03:42,184 Where are you going? 37 00:03:43,351 --> 00:03:44,354 Home. 38 00:04:04,539 --> 00:04:05,540 Hi, Rog. 39 00:04:06,275 --> 00:04:07,409 Tania. 40 00:04:26,227 --> 00:04:28,163 - Bye, Rog! - Cheerio. 41 00:05:17,044 --> 00:05:18,948 - Man, hold on. - I am. 42 00:05:18,981 --> 00:05:21,183 Hey! Don't steal trolleys, dicks. 43 00:05:21,217 --> 00:05:23,219 - Hey, Tania! - Whoa! 44 00:05:23,251 --> 00:05:24,686 Be careful! 45 00:05:27,589 --> 00:05:29,058 - Why won't you get out of there? - Get out! 46 00:05:29,092 --> 00:05:31,094 I can't. Whoa! 47 00:05:33,695 --> 00:05:35,698 Bro, 91 or 95? 48 00:05:35,731 --> 00:05:37,933 - 91. - Grow up, Bigman. 49 00:05:37,965 --> 00:05:39,267 I'm just filling up here. 50 00:05:40,368 --> 00:05:41,936 Is that enough gas, do you think, bro? 51 00:05:41,971 --> 00:05:43,139 Yeah, bro. 52 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:52,614 You're staying here. 53 00:05:55,051 --> 00:05:56,351 Oi. Oi, nah. 54 00:05:56,385 --> 00:05:58,254 I'm gonna take him back to the supermarket, I swear. 55 00:06:01,589 --> 00:06:03,926 Fuckin' chill out. 56 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:06,529 - He said you were cool. - She is, piss off. 57 00:06:09,364 --> 00:06:10,432 Bitch. 58 00:06:18,339 --> 00:06:20,342 You should be looking after Mum. 59 00:06:36,392 --> 00:06:37,593 Hey. 60 00:06:37,626 --> 00:06:38,627 Hey. 61 00:06:55,544 --> 00:06:56,878 Tania! Ow! 62 00:06:56,912 --> 00:06:58,947 Ah, Tania! Can you get it out please! 63 00:06:58,981 --> 00:07:00,550 Tania, please! 64 00:07:02,917 --> 00:07:04,085 Dick. 65 00:07:06,921 --> 00:07:08,890 I can't walk you today. 66 00:07:08,924 --> 00:07:10,191 Why not? 67 00:07:10,224 --> 00:07:11,993 'Cause I'm going to Bigman's. 68 00:07:12,027 --> 00:07:13,928 Why do you hang out with him, man? 69 00:07:13,962 --> 00:07:16,064 - He's my mate. - He's a loser. 70 00:07:16,097 --> 00:07:17,999 Don't bring him to my work again. 71 00:07:31,746 --> 00:07:32,647 Hi, Rog. 72 00:07:32,681 --> 00:07:34,950 Hey. I'm not coming to the training tonight. 73 00:07:34,984 --> 00:07:36,452 Oh, you have to. 74 00:07:36,484 --> 00:07:38,219 Oh, this guy from the head office is a dickhead. 75 00:07:38,253 --> 00:07:40,522 Well, if you stay then I'll tell him what a great boss you are. 76 00:07:41,089 --> 00:07:43,325 Goodbye. 77 00:07:43,358 --> 00:07:44,760 - Hey, Rog. - Yeah? 78 00:07:44,792 --> 00:07:46,695 Have you been to Australia? 79 00:07:46,729 --> 00:07:47,762 See ya. 80 00:07:47,796 --> 00:07:49,331 Oh, where should I say you went? 81 00:07:49,364 --> 00:07:52,066 - The moon. - Don't make me do it by myself. 82 00:07:52,099 --> 00:07:53,768 Do you want to get fired? 83 00:08:04,347 --> 00:08:05,347 Smile. 84 00:08:05,380 --> 00:08:07,517 Stop saying that. You're not allowed to. 85 00:08:08,383 --> 00:08:10,051 Oh, stand still. 86 00:08:10,385 --> 00:08:11,986 Oh. 87 00:08:12,020 --> 00:08:14,156 - Hey, Rog. - Mmm? 88 00:08:14,188 --> 00:08:16,958 If me and Pi go away for a couple of weeks, 89 00:08:16,991 --> 00:08:18,361 will you look after Mum? 90 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:21,562 Yeah, of course I will. 91 00:08:21,597 --> 00:08:24,000 Can I've a couple of weeks off, Rog? 92 00:08:24,032 --> 00:08:25,234 Going to Surfers. 93 00:08:27,836 --> 00:08:29,672 I'll be honest... 94 00:08:31,472 --> 00:08:33,608 Yeah, there's some terrible ones in there. 95 00:08:33,641 --> 00:08:35,410 I've never been overseas. 96 00:08:36,111 --> 00:08:38,114 We're gonna go find our dad. 97 00:08:39,247 --> 00:08:41,049 Here's a good one. 98 00:08:41,082 --> 00:08:42,818 Oh, you probably won't like it. 99 00:08:45,986 --> 00:08:48,491 - It's all right, isn't it? - Yeah, I like that one. 100 00:09:15,016 --> 00:09:17,018 Whoa. Whoasies! 101 00:09:17,052 --> 00:09:18,387 What are you doing? 102 00:09:19,587 --> 00:09:22,324 - What? - How do you know I'm not a robber? 103 00:09:23,658 --> 00:09:26,195 You're here for the training. 104 00:09:26,227 --> 00:09:29,263 Do you just let strangers in through this door? 105 00:09:29,297 --> 00:09:31,000 Make sure I'm not a robber. 106 00:09:31,732 --> 00:09:33,001 Are you a robber? 107 00:09:33,034 --> 00:09:36,105 Ask me questions that only the regional manager would know. 108 00:09:37,805 --> 00:09:39,474 Who runs this station? 109 00:09:39,507 --> 00:09:40,508 Roger. 110 00:09:41,409 --> 00:09:43,412 How long have I worked here? 111 00:09:43,446 --> 00:09:45,648 Five years, and your name is Tania. 112 00:09:46,814 --> 00:09:48,116 Can I let you in now? 113 00:09:48,150 --> 00:09:49,617 Ask me who I am? 114 00:09:49,651 --> 00:09:51,152 Who are you? 115 00:10:16,010 --> 00:10:17,847 The Triangle of Fire. 116 00:10:23,617 --> 00:10:27,255 If we remove any one of these items from the triangle, 117 00:10:28,023 --> 00:10:30,526 the risk of fire or explosion 118 00:10:31,894 --> 00:10:33,828 disappears, doesn't it? 119 00:10:41,803 --> 00:10:43,239 The Triangle of Fire. 120 00:10:44,972 --> 00:10:47,742 Who knows where the emergency button is to stop the petrol? 121 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:52,948 It's there, isn't it? 122 00:10:54,082 --> 00:10:55,183 Oh, Rog! 123 00:11:00,389 --> 00:11:01,523 Sorry. 124 00:11:01,557 --> 00:11:02,758 It's okay. 125 00:11:13,534 --> 00:11:15,169 Tania, 126 00:11:15,202 --> 00:11:18,741 what you need to do, is to work on your positive non-verbal communication. 127 00:11:25,179 --> 00:11:27,683 First of all smiling, it's very important. 128 00:11:28,616 --> 00:11:30,452 We are open 24/7, 129 00:11:30,485 --> 00:11:34,156 that means smiling 24/7. 130 00:11:34,188 --> 00:11:35,857 Even in the middle of the night. 131 00:11:38,461 --> 00:11:39,829 Always smile. 132 00:11:42,563 --> 00:11:44,533 Let's try that together. 133 00:11:55,376 --> 00:11:56,310 Wow. 134 00:11:56,343 --> 00:11:59,080 - You look pretty when you smile. - Get fucked. 135 00:12:00,549 --> 00:12:02,016 Tania! 136 00:12:02,049 --> 00:12:04,285 Look, I'm not telling you off, 137 00:12:04,318 --> 00:12:06,387 but swearing is unacceptable in Horizon. 138 00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:08,722 - Sorry. - Imagine if a customer heard that. 139 00:12:08,756 --> 00:12:10,092 Yeah, sorry. 140 00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:13,061 And also that, that voice you're doing. 141 00:12:13,093 --> 00:12:15,964 Horizon would appreciate it if you stopped that. 142 00:12:15,997 --> 00:12:17,332 I mean, I understand it's cultural. 143 00:12:17,366 --> 00:12:19,467 If I had an Indian girl working in here, 144 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:22,538 I'd let her wear a nose piercing, do you understand? 145 00:12:22,571 --> 00:12:24,439 No. 146 00:12:24,472 --> 00:12:28,943 Even though Horizon is an equal opportunity employer... 147 00:12:28,977 --> 00:12:32,179 I wouldn't let you wear a ring in your nose 148 00:12:32,213 --> 00:12:33,381 or a dot. 149 00:12:34,249 --> 00:12:36,518 What are you talking about? 150 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,122 You're not a Maori, but you speak like one. 151 00:12:41,156 --> 00:12:43,291 Um, I am Maori. 152 00:12:43,324 --> 00:12:45,092 Well, no. You're not. 153 00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:46,528 You've got blonde hair and blue eyes. 154 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:48,763 I'm Ngati Whatua. 155 00:12:48,797 --> 00:12:51,801 Look, Tania pretending to be Maori offends them. 156 00:12:52,768 --> 00:12:53,769 And me. 157 00:12:54,635 --> 00:12:55,637 But you are Maori. 158 00:12:56,639 --> 00:12:57,740 Not really. 159 00:12:57,773 --> 00:12:59,108 Your last name's Henare. 160 00:12:59,140 --> 00:13:02,176 Okay, do you speak Maori or do you just do the voice? 161 00:13:02,211 --> 00:13:04,046 My brother got all the Maori genes. 162 00:13:04,078 --> 00:13:06,247 You should see him. He looks like you. Brown as. 163 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,282 Yeah. 164 00:13:09,384 --> 00:13:11,153 - Pump Number 4, 91. - How's it... 165 00:13:12,888 --> 00:13:14,256 My dad's Maori. 166 00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:18,026 - Are you sure? - Yes. 167 00:13:21,263 --> 00:13:25,234 Well I'd like you, as a Maori, to use more diction. 168 00:13:28,236 --> 00:13:29,803 Let's pick this up tomorrow. 169 00:13:29,837 --> 00:13:31,272 If you could 170 00:13:31,305 --> 00:13:33,174 pass on the handbook to Rog, 171 00:13:33,207 --> 00:13:34,677 once you've studied it, 172 00:13:34,709 --> 00:13:37,578 and I'll catch up with him another day. 173 00:13:37,612 --> 00:13:38,613 For the test. 174 00:15:29,723 --> 00:15:31,659 $2.50, unleaded please. 175 00:15:35,429 --> 00:15:37,699 - Hey, bro. - Hey, bro. 176 00:15:49,144 --> 00:15:50,678 - Hey. What's up? - What's up? 177 00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:54,816 - I'm going somewhere. - Lucky. 178 00:15:54,848 --> 00:15:56,084 Ooh. 179 00:15:56,117 --> 00:15:57,852 Can I take some of these for the road? 180 00:15:57,885 --> 00:16:00,988 Mmm. You can only take one, otherwise it's real obvious to Rog. 181 00:16:01,023 --> 00:16:02,490 Oh, what if I take one of each kind? 182 00:16:02,524 --> 00:16:03,759 No, greedy. 183 00:16:05,861 --> 00:16:06,895 I'm leaving. 184 00:16:06,928 --> 00:16:08,462 Go on then. 185 00:16:08,496 --> 00:16:10,865 I've got a job. Only, it's not here. 186 00:16:10,899 --> 00:16:12,332 It's in Papamoa. 187 00:16:12,366 --> 00:16:14,568 Bigman's got this sweet job fruit picking. 188 00:16:14,601 --> 00:16:16,170 I asked him if he could get me a job. 189 00:16:16,203 --> 00:16:18,106 I didn't actually think he'd hook me up. 190 00:16:18,939 --> 00:16:21,375 Check out my mad skills. 191 00:16:21,409 --> 00:16:23,345 Yeah, yeah. You're real clever. 192 00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:26,648 I got to go. 193 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:27,648 Now? 194 00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:30,019 What, for like a couple of weeks? 195 00:16:31,687 --> 00:16:32,688 The season. 196 00:16:33,755 --> 00:16:34,756 Months? 197 00:16:36,424 --> 00:16:39,160 I started saving money for our trip, man. 198 00:16:40,095 --> 00:16:41,497 You can't just leave me by myself. 199 00:16:41,529 --> 00:16:43,598 Who's looking after Mum? 200 00:16:43,631 --> 00:16:45,099 Who's looking after you? 201 00:16:45,132 --> 00:16:46,333 Yeah, don't you dare go. 202 00:16:46,366 --> 00:16:48,937 - You didn't even... - I got you this, sis. 203 00:16:48,970 --> 00:16:51,440 Check that out, sis. It's Dreamworld. 204 00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:53,875 Fa, look at that lady's face. 205 00:16:53,909 --> 00:16:55,910 Look how scared she is. 206 00:16:55,943 --> 00:16:59,781 We'll probably do that Giant Drop heaps of times, I reckon. 207 00:16:59,813 --> 00:17:01,216 - Pretty awesome. - See... 208 00:17:02,517 --> 00:17:03,750 Look at that. 209 00:17:03,784 --> 00:17:05,419 Yeah, you reckon you're tough enough to go on that? 210 00:17:05,454 --> 00:17:07,188 Yeah, hard. 211 00:17:08,657 --> 00:17:09,691 Come on, man. 212 00:17:14,227 --> 00:17:16,130 Sis, can I have my hoodie? 213 00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:17,931 What? 214 00:17:17,965 --> 00:17:19,100 You're wearing my hoodie. 215 00:17:19,132 --> 00:17:20,467 - No, I'm not. - Yes. 216 00:17:20,501 --> 00:17:23,138 - Get your own hoodie. - I did. And you took it. 217 00:17:25,806 --> 00:17:27,742 Promise you'll at least ring me. 218 00:17:28,476 --> 00:17:29,710 Promise. 219 00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:31,513 At least once a week. 220 00:17:31,546 --> 00:17:32,780 Cross my heart. 221 00:17:33,648 --> 00:17:35,183 Just be good, okay? 222 00:17:35,216 --> 00:17:37,218 You just do what you're told. 223 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,621 Here, take some of these. 224 00:17:44,325 --> 00:17:46,361 And this, okay? It's got money on it. 225 00:17:48,196 --> 00:17:50,165 Have you got some place to stay? 226 00:17:50,198 --> 00:17:52,566 Yeah, Bigman's cousins down there. 227 00:17:52,601 --> 00:17:53,669 It's all sussed. 228 00:17:56,839 --> 00:17:58,506 Oi. Drive safe! 229 00:18:03,879 --> 00:18:05,246 Hey, sis. 230 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,582 Did you know kiwifruit aren't even native to New Zealand? 231 00:18:07,614 --> 00:18:09,817 Some fulla from China brought them over. 232 00:18:09,851 --> 00:18:11,453 Hey, Pi, I'll miss you. 233 00:18:12,519 --> 00:18:14,955 Don't call me Pi. Call me Maui! 234 00:18:14,989 --> 00:18:16,592 Love you, Maui. 235 00:18:22,096 --> 00:18:23,964 Don't call me Pi! 236 00:18:23,998 --> 00:18:25,733 Call me Maui! 237 00:19:36,737 --> 00:19:38,039 Can I help you? 238 00:19:41,944 --> 00:19:43,111 You work here? 239 00:19:50,919 --> 00:19:52,153 Can I come in? 240 00:19:54,656 --> 00:19:56,024 I'll serve you there. 241 00:19:56,057 --> 00:19:57,325 Go over there. 242 00:19:59,995 --> 00:20:01,330 You on your own? 243 00:20:03,163 --> 00:20:05,099 Hey, can I come in? 244 00:20:06,534 --> 00:20:09,403 - You by yourself? - Rog! Rog! 245 00:20:33,494 --> 00:20:35,096 Put the fuckin' money in the bag, you fuckin' bitch. 246 00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:36,731 Oh, settle down! 247 00:20:36,764 --> 00:20:40,235 No, no. Tania, just do what you would do in this situation. 248 00:20:40,267 --> 00:20:41,935 Roger had a hatch put in. 249 00:20:41,969 --> 00:20:44,639 Makes me lock the doors when he leaves, the customers pay through there. 250 00:20:44,672 --> 00:20:47,108 Just pretend I'm a real life crim, okay? 251 00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:49,677 Now put the fuckin' money in the bag... 252 00:20:53,781 --> 00:20:54,883 Sorry. 253 00:20:56,517 --> 00:20:58,185 Sorry. 254 00:20:58,218 --> 00:21:01,722 What you should be doing is just... 255 00:21:01,755 --> 00:21:03,190 Putting the money in the bag. 256 00:21:03,690 --> 00:21:04,726 Eh? 257 00:21:09,030 --> 00:21:10,766 Just hand it over. 258 00:21:14,201 --> 00:21:15,903 Try not to... 259 00:21:15,937 --> 00:21:18,774 Make eye contact because that only intimidates them. 260 00:21:20,207 --> 00:21:21,642 The perps. 261 00:21:24,411 --> 00:21:26,380 We don't want to get stabbed, do we? 262 00:21:28,582 --> 00:21:29,917 No. 263 00:21:29,950 --> 00:21:31,118 It's good. 264 00:21:41,795 --> 00:21:43,563 Don't be a hero, Tania. 265 00:21:43,598 --> 00:21:44,733 It's only money. 266 00:21:46,701 --> 00:21:48,135 So that's it. 267 00:21:48,937 --> 00:21:50,371 Any questions? 268 00:21:55,075 --> 00:21:56,611 Do you like the smell of petrol? 269 00:21:59,081 --> 00:22:00,448 Yes. Hmm. 270 00:22:00,982 --> 00:22:02,250 Same. 271 00:22:04,051 --> 00:22:05,386 Do you want to go out with me? 272 00:22:05,419 --> 00:22:06,286 What? No! 273 00:22:06,321 --> 00:22:07,988 I've got this Entertainment Book. 274 00:22:08,022 --> 00:22:09,290 It's full of vouchers. 275 00:22:09,323 --> 00:22:11,058 I can get two-for-one deals sometimes, 276 00:22:11,092 --> 00:22:13,261 25% off the entire bill. 277 00:22:13,294 --> 00:22:14,495 You can choose what you wanna do. 278 00:22:14,527 --> 00:22:16,497 I'd actually never go out with you. 279 00:22:18,033 --> 00:22:20,267 - Well, don't say never. - Never! 280 00:22:20,301 --> 00:22:21,703 What... 281 00:22:25,105 --> 00:22:27,342 Stop talking like a gangster, it's not attractive. 282 00:22:28,709 --> 00:22:29,744 Hello? 283 00:22:29,777 --> 00:22:31,412 Huh? Yeah. 284 00:22:31,846 --> 00:22:33,714 Um, yeah. 285 00:23:07,515 --> 00:23:10,150 Dean says they don't want us to be heroes. 286 00:23:10,185 --> 00:23:12,821 "Don't be a hero, Tania. It's only money." 287 00:23:12,853 --> 00:23:14,855 I'm thinking, well Roger wouldn't think it's only money. 288 00:23:14,890 --> 00:23:16,457 Would you, Rog? 289 00:23:16,490 --> 00:23:18,726 I didn't tell him about your hammer under the counter. 290 00:23:20,794 --> 00:23:22,163 Just keep talking. 291 00:23:22,797 --> 00:23:23,798 Stay there. 292 00:23:27,234 --> 00:23:29,271 Man, I can't wait until he leaves. 293 00:23:32,207 --> 00:23:33,707 Is it going? 294 00:23:33,740 --> 00:23:35,544 Hello, Rog, this is Tania. 295 00:23:38,278 --> 00:23:39,280 No. 296 00:23:39,781 --> 00:23:41,082 Not at all. 297 00:23:42,015 --> 00:23:43,250 Got this off Trade Me. 298 00:23:43,284 --> 00:23:46,153 I saw the "Buy now, $50." I thought, yeah. 299 00:23:46,187 --> 00:23:48,490 Trouble is, it doesn't work. 300 00:23:49,923 --> 00:23:52,693 Well, I'll tell you what though, one red frowny face 301 00:23:52,726 --> 00:23:54,829 and no bugger will trade with that Chinaman again. 302 00:23:54,861 --> 00:23:56,296 How do you know he's Chinese? 303 00:23:56,330 --> 00:23:58,466 Oh, he's got to be bringing them in from China at that price. 304 00:23:58,498 --> 00:24:00,735 Either that or some Maoris who've... 305 00:24:02,536 --> 00:24:04,072 Sorry, Tania. 306 00:24:05,272 --> 00:24:08,042 You know, Dean's a drongo. 307 00:24:08,075 --> 00:24:11,178 He doesn't know the first thing about petrol or running a petrol station. 308 00:24:11,211 --> 00:24:13,347 He's just done a couple of business papers 309 00:24:13,380 --> 00:24:15,650 and now he wants to boss everyone around. 310 00:24:16,617 --> 00:24:18,320 Hang on. Hang on. 311 00:24:19,486 --> 00:24:21,255 Ah, it's, uh... 312 00:24:21,656 --> 00:24:22,924 Okay. 313 00:24:22,957 --> 00:24:24,391 Go and see if it works. 314 00:24:29,730 --> 00:24:31,065 Kia ora, Tania. 315 00:24:31,099 --> 00:24:32,634 Kia ora, Rog. 316 00:24:32,667 --> 00:24:33,834 Yeah, it's working. 317 00:24:35,002 --> 00:24:36,204 Great. 318 00:24:39,939 --> 00:24:42,343 He asked me out on a date. 319 00:24:42,377 --> 00:24:45,213 - What did you say? - I said no, of course. 320 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,181 Well, mind your fingers. 321 00:24:48,216 --> 00:24:49,883 He's a good-looking fella, but... 322 00:24:49,917 --> 00:24:51,552 Oh, I don't trust him. 323 00:24:51,584 --> 00:24:55,689 Too much teeth. Never trust a man with too much teeth. 324 00:24:55,723 --> 00:24:59,894 I watched him, checking the place out with his wee iPod, 325 00:24:59,928 --> 00:25:01,595 making notes. 326 00:25:01,629 --> 00:25:03,765 He's done a whole PMI on how I run the place. 327 00:25:03,797 --> 00:25:06,032 - What's that? - Mmm? Oh. 328 00:25:06,065 --> 00:25:08,602 "Plus, Minus, Interesting." 329 00:25:08,636 --> 00:25:10,238 Pluses are things I'm doing right. 330 00:25:10,271 --> 00:25:11,672 Minuses are things I'm doing wrong. 331 00:25:11,706 --> 00:25:13,506 Interesting is neither one or the other. 332 00:25:13,541 --> 00:25:15,676 - What did it say? - Yeah, well, 333 00:25:15,709 --> 00:25:18,513 wouldn't I like to bloody know? 334 00:25:18,545 --> 00:25:21,082 Probably wants to get rid of me. 335 00:25:21,115 --> 00:25:22,615 If he gets rid of my energy-saving light bulbs, 336 00:25:22,650 --> 00:25:24,718 I'll be very cross. Are you mentioning those to the customers? 337 00:25:24,752 --> 00:25:26,187 - Yes. - Ooh. 338 00:25:27,854 --> 00:25:30,025 Oh, it really catches the eye, that pyramid, doesn't it? 339 00:25:31,659 --> 00:25:33,361 Retail is detail. 340 00:25:35,830 --> 00:25:37,432 Anyway, I had to go on a security course, right. 341 00:25:37,465 --> 00:25:39,433 And we had to do fucking role-play. 342 00:25:39,467 --> 00:25:42,035 - And he was the robber, and I was the cashier. - Yeah? 343 00:25:42,069 --> 00:25:43,171 And you just have to do nothing 344 00:25:43,204 --> 00:25:44,705 and don't look at them, and do what they say. 345 00:25:44,737 --> 00:25:47,408 Like, they say, "Empty the till," and you just do it. 346 00:25:47,441 --> 00:25:49,743 Like, hundreds of dollars and you just do it. 347 00:25:49,776 --> 00:25:51,011 Pi, it'd be so easy 348 00:25:51,044 --> 00:25:52,279 - ...at my work. - Oh, yeah. 349 00:25:52,313 --> 00:25:53,980 And Rog's got these budget-as cameras, 350 00:25:54,015 --> 00:25:55,516 but he never does tape. 351 00:25:55,550 --> 00:25:56,551 What's that noise? 352 00:25:57,217 --> 00:25:58,285 Nothing. 353 00:25:58,319 --> 00:26:00,922 - How was work today? - Didn't go. 354 00:26:00,955 --> 00:26:02,557 - Why not? - Tired. 355 00:26:03,524 --> 00:26:04,659 Slack. 356 00:26:05,559 --> 00:26:07,228 What you get up to then? 357 00:26:07,261 --> 00:26:09,663 Just having some fun. 358 00:26:09,697 --> 00:26:11,099 Fun? What does that mean? 359 00:26:11,131 --> 00:26:12,667 Just smoking a bit. 360 00:26:14,034 --> 00:26:15,736 Smoking what? 361 00:26:15,769 --> 00:26:17,604 - It makes me feel big. - Don't need to be messing with that shit, bro. 362 00:26:17,638 --> 00:26:18,706 You've got to stay focused. 363 00:26:18,738 --> 00:26:20,874 And you don't need to do that. That's fucked... 364 00:26:20,908 --> 00:26:22,109 - Okay, I won't. - Promise me, all right? 365 00:26:22,142 --> 00:26:23,178 - Look, don't be an idiot. - Shut up. 366 00:26:28,082 --> 00:26:29,351 Pi... 367 00:26:32,719 --> 00:26:34,755 Pi, are you still there? 368 00:26:38,993 --> 00:26:40,729 Are you listening? 369 00:26:44,031 --> 00:26:46,501 Promise we're going to Surfers, okay? 370 00:26:46,534 --> 00:26:50,438 Remember? To see Dad? Promise me, Pi. 371 00:26:54,275 --> 00:26:55,476 Promise. 372 00:28:37,444 --> 00:28:39,280 I was just freerunning in the area and I thought I'd... 373 00:28:39,846 --> 00:28:41,248 Freerun in to see you. 374 00:28:44,884 --> 00:28:46,886 Cashing up early, Tania? 375 00:28:46,919 --> 00:28:49,089 No. It's my money. I'm counting it. 376 00:28:49,122 --> 00:28:50,557 Oh, why don't you put it in a bank? 377 00:28:50,591 --> 00:28:52,260 It's my savings. I don't want it mixed up. 378 00:28:52,759 --> 00:28:54,361 Shut your eyes. 379 00:28:55,795 --> 00:28:59,167 Oh, man. I just konged this 4-meter bridge wall, 380 00:28:59,199 --> 00:29:01,302 rolled out perfectly which I'm really happy about. 381 00:29:01,335 --> 00:29:02,568 Oh, yeah. 382 00:29:02,602 --> 00:29:05,672 I, uh, sorted my rolls out to perfection on both shoulders, 383 00:29:05,707 --> 00:29:07,308 - rolling from height. - I don't actually even know 384 00:29:07,341 --> 00:29:09,710 what you're talking about. 385 00:29:09,744 --> 00:29:12,280 Freerunning. It's... 386 00:29:12,313 --> 00:29:14,415 Parkour? 387 00:29:14,448 --> 00:29:16,984 It's a physical art, in which participants, 388 00:29:17,016 --> 00:29:20,086 freerunners, attempt to pass all obstacles 389 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,688 in a smooth and fluid way. 390 00:29:22,890 --> 00:29:25,993 Basically, I ran in a straight line 391 00:29:27,024 --> 00:29:28,528 from my house to you, over and under 392 00:29:28,562 --> 00:29:30,164 and through anything blocking my path. 393 00:29:30,198 --> 00:29:31,732 Well, how far away do you live? 394 00:29:31,765 --> 00:29:33,066 Meadowbank. 395 00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:35,035 Fa, what a rich guy. 396 00:29:35,069 --> 00:29:36,670 Are you, like... 397 00:29:36,703 --> 00:29:38,673 Into trying to waste yourself? 398 00:29:38,706 --> 00:29:42,543 Nah. I'm just a... An extreme sports athlete. 399 00:29:42,575 --> 00:29:44,777 No fear. 400 00:29:44,812 --> 00:29:48,716 I've done the, uh, Kawarau Bungy, the Ledge Bungy, Nevis Bungy. 401 00:29:50,351 --> 00:29:52,152 It's the biggest bungy in the Southern Hemisphere. 402 00:29:52,186 --> 00:29:53,754 Well... 403 00:29:53,786 --> 00:29:56,890 I've done the Fearfall at Rainbow's End a hundred times. 404 00:29:56,923 --> 00:29:59,026 And me and my brother are going to Surfers 405 00:29:59,060 --> 00:30:00,428 and we're going to every theme park. 406 00:30:00,460 --> 00:30:02,395 And we are almost definitely going to ride the Giant Drop. 407 00:30:02,429 --> 00:30:03,430 Skydiving. 408 00:30:04,064 --> 00:30:05,400 Real? 409 00:30:06,566 --> 00:30:10,203 No, I would've. When are you going to Surfers? 410 00:30:10,236 --> 00:30:12,439 When my brother gets back from Papamoa. 411 00:30:12,473 --> 00:30:14,207 I've told Roger I want the time off work. 412 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,144 Giant Drop is the tallest vertical free-fall ride in the world. 413 00:30:17,178 --> 00:30:19,280 - True? - Done it. 414 00:30:19,313 --> 00:30:21,782 Held a koala and shit. 415 00:30:21,815 --> 00:30:24,619 I'm going to The Futuregas Australian Petroleum Retailers Conference 416 00:30:24,651 --> 00:30:26,187 at the end of the year. 417 00:30:28,155 --> 00:30:30,458 I can't go till I've got the money. 418 00:30:31,692 --> 00:30:33,860 I get to take the top sellers with me. 419 00:30:33,893 --> 00:30:36,262 I need some more hours. 420 00:30:36,295 --> 00:30:38,932 Okay. Well, you can work days. 421 00:30:38,966 --> 00:30:41,535 No. I got another job in the day. 422 00:30:43,771 --> 00:30:45,840 You can finish a couple of hours later if you want. 423 00:30:46,773 --> 00:30:48,842 Yeah. Yeah, I will. Chur. 424 00:30:52,111 --> 00:30:53,448 Why do you want to be a Maori? 425 00:30:55,181 --> 00:30:56,316 What's your culture? 426 00:30:58,017 --> 00:31:00,554 Don't have one. Freerunning, maybe. 427 00:31:04,958 --> 00:31:06,626 Just comes off. 428 00:31:06,659 --> 00:31:08,028 You can just tap it out, bro. 429 00:31:08,062 --> 00:31:11,064 It should only come out just, just like that. 430 00:31:11,099 --> 00:31:13,501 Bro, just, only little bits, bro. 431 00:31:13,534 --> 00:31:15,268 Just a little bit will do for all of us. 432 00:31:15,302 --> 00:31:17,071 Give it some time just to heat up. 433 00:31:36,224 --> 00:31:38,225 Sometimes he calls me his "Employer of the Month." 434 00:31:38,258 --> 00:31:40,361 - "Employee." - Mainly 'cause I'm the only other one really, 435 00:31:40,393 --> 00:31:44,531 and 'cause, like, we're like whanau... Family. 436 00:31:44,564 --> 00:31:48,068 - I know that. - He's a bit like a dad to me, so... 437 00:31:51,604 --> 00:31:54,775 I usually drink two cans of V a night to stay awake. 438 00:31:54,807 --> 00:31:56,977 I could do more than two. 439 00:31:57,011 --> 00:32:00,614 - It's not a competition. - Just saying. 440 00:32:00,647 --> 00:32:05,720 Go on then. I dare you to drink three cans of V in a row. 441 00:32:07,387 --> 00:32:10,558 - Three? Easy. - Okay, six. 442 00:32:10,957 --> 00:32:12,192 Six? 443 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,762 I could do six. 444 00:32:15,928 --> 00:32:17,864 It says recommended daily maximum is two. 445 00:32:17,898 --> 00:32:19,067 No fear. 446 00:32:22,303 --> 00:32:24,438 Bro, I can't believe you're even... 447 00:32:24,471 --> 00:32:26,306 Fucking hell! 448 00:32:26,340 --> 00:32:27,707 That was amazing. 449 00:32:27,740 --> 00:32:31,278 Hey, if you drink six, that's 1.5 liters of V. 450 00:32:31,312 --> 00:32:33,414 Man, you'll never do it. It's not actually... 451 00:32:34,314 --> 00:32:36,316 - Whoa! - That was really fast. 452 00:32:36,350 --> 00:32:40,888 I don't reckon your stomach is big enough to hold that much. 453 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,856 Bro, you're so sweet at sculling. 454 00:32:42,890 --> 00:32:44,492 You are an idiot. 455 00:32:45,726 --> 00:32:47,061 Don't spew on me, okay, bro? 456 00:32:47,093 --> 00:32:48,261 You have two more. 457 00:32:54,634 --> 00:32:55,569 - Ready? - Oh... 458 00:32:56,903 --> 00:32:59,640 Can you please sign my leave form? 459 00:32:59,672 --> 00:33:01,007 Don't stop. Keep drinking. 460 00:33:04,477 --> 00:33:06,680 Mean Maori, mean! 461 00:33:12,553 --> 00:33:15,055 I feel like I could vomit any time now. 462 00:33:17,324 --> 00:33:19,226 Are you all right? 463 00:33:21,328 --> 00:33:23,498 I feel like my chest is pounding. 464 00:33:23,531 --> 00:33:25,466 It's going to explode. 465 00:33:26,332 --> 00:33:27,869 Ah, feel my heartbeat. 466 00:33:27,901 --> 00:33:30,438 Yeah, feel how fast it's beating. 467 00:33:41,814 --> 00:33:44,785 I'm not very good at saying no to a dare. 468 00:33:46,285 --> 00:33:49,289 You know, if someone dares me, I'll do it. 469 00:33:50,357 --> 00:33:53,394 I think it's my extreme background. 470 00:34:01,869 --> 00:34:03,503 Harder. 471 00:34:03,537 --> 00:34:05,740 Yeah. Go harder. Harder. 472 00:34:05,773 --> 00:34:07,341 Get him. Oh. Go. Go. 473 00:34:07,374 --> 00:34:09,142 Hurry up. Harder. 474 00:34:09,177 --> 00:34:12,412 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, go. Harder. Harder. 475 00:34:13,146 --> 00:34:14,481 Hit me, bro. Hit me, bro. 476 00:34:14,514 --> 00:34:15,381 Hit me, bro. Go. Go. 477 00:34:15,414 --> 00:34:17,183 You a tough guy, eh? 478 00:34:17,217 --> 00:34:19,553 You tough, eh? You think you're tough, eh? 479 00:34:41,474 --> 00:34:43,142 What do you want to be when you grow up? 480 00:34:43,177 --> 00:34:44,778 I am grown up. 481 00:34:45,811 --> 00:34:48,148 No, I mean what would you... 482 00:34:49,582 --> 00:34:52,320 If you could be anything you wanted? 483 00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:54,921 Eh? 484 00:34:54,954 --> 00:34:57,991 If you must make paper planes, please do so on your break. 485 00:35:00,059 --> 00:35:01,794 This came for you. 486 00:35:01,827 --> 00:35:05,099 And Tania, you can't make personal phone calls from the landline. 487 00:35:05,131 --> 00:35:06,367 - Stop it, okay? - Okay. 488 00:35:08,568 --> 00:35:10,036 Good night. 489 00:35:21,916 --> 00:35:24,985 My dad used to work at the airport, 490 00:35:25,017 --> 00:35:27,253 that'd be pretty cool, eh? 491 00:35:27,287 --> 00:35:30,323 Did you know that? Do you remember him? 492 00:35:31,557 --> 00:35:34,227 There's this photo of him in our garage. 493 00:35:34,260 --> 00:35:35,695 And I'm at their wedding, 494 00:35:35,729 --> 00:35:37,465 and they're holding me up to the camera and Mum's pregnant. 495 00:35:37,497 --> 00:35:41,235 Like, she's this big fat massive-as bride, you know? 496 00:35:42,436 --> 00:35:45,106 Yeah, I didn't get to the wedding. 497 00:35:46,807 --> 00:35:48,910 I remember how fun he was, 498 00:35:48,943 --> 00:35:52,345 and I remember him telling us stories. 499 00:35:52,378 --> 00:35:54,914 Oh, Mum always tells these stories about him. 500 00:35:54,947 --> 00:35:58,851 How, like, he carried her to the hospital to give birth to Pi. 501 00:35:58,885 --> 00:35:59,986 Like, they didn't have a car. 502 00:36:00,019 --> 00:36:02,122 So he just picks her up and runs. 503 00:36:02,155 --> 00:36:04,090 And he takes this shortcut through a forest 504 00:36:04,124 --> 00:36:07,395 and he just runs through the night to get her there safely. 505 00:36:08,028 --> 00:36:09,664 He was a pilot. 506 00:36:10,865 --> 00:36:13,668 And a chief. He was gonna be a chief. 507 00:36:14,767 --> 00:36:16,736 And he taught Mum Maori. 508 00:36:18,372 --> 00:36:21,475 And then one day she told us that he'd died. 509 00:36:23,209 --> 00:36:26,112 Oh, Pi's talked to him a couple of times. 510 00:36:26,146 --> 00:36:28,316 And he buys Pi birthday presents. 511 00:36:28,349 --> 00:36:32,084 Yeah, I don't think he knows when my birthday is. 512 00:36:32,117 --> 00:36:34,053 And, he's not dead, obviously. 513 00:36:34,088 --> 00:36:35,222 Obviously. 514 00:36:35,255 --> 00:36:39,126 - He lives in Surfers Paradise. - Oh. 515 00:36:41,662 --> 00:36:43,364 What was he like? 516 00:36:46,066 --> 00:36:48,468 Do you reckon I look like him? 517 00:36:49,269 --> 00:36:50,371 Yeah. 518 00:36:54,207 --> 00:36:57,110 Now that is a plane. 519 00:37:01,414 --> 00:37:02,416 Good night. 520 00:37:16,764 --> 00:37:18,332 Did I wake you up? 521 00:37:19,532 --> 00:37:20,534 Nah. 522 00:37:20,566 --> 00:37:23,036 I took Mum to the clinic today. 523 00:37:23,070 --> 00:37:24,604 Yeah, she's been up there heaps lately 524 00:37:24,637 --> 00:37:28,007 with her diabetes, and her kidney's packing up and... 525 00:37:28,041 --> 00:37:29,510 Yeah, she might have to get... 526 00:37:29,543 --> 00:37:31,544 Oh, what's that thing they do for kidneys, 527 00:37:31,579 --> 00:37:33,380 when they recycle your blood? What is that? 528 00:37:33,412 --> 00:37:35,515 Don't know, man. That sucks. 529 00:37:36,215 --> 00:37:37,750 She's pretty much Jonah Lomu. 530 00:37:37,784 --> 00:37:40,488 Except no one's gonna give her a kidney 'cause she's not an All Black. 531 00:37:40,521 --> 00:37:41,854 I will. 532 00:37:41,887 --> 00:37:45,258 Same. I was gonna ask you, we got to do tests then. 533 00:37:45,291 --> 00:37:47,460 - To see if we match. - Yep. 534 00:37:48,195 --> 00:37:49,696 Will you come up, then? 535 00:37:49,729 --> 00:37:52,465 - I can't. - Yes, you can. Mum wants to see you. 536 00:37:52,499 --> 00:37:53,367 I'm busy. 537 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:54,668 Well, what about on weekends? 538 00:37:56,336 --> 00:37:57,371 I got plans. 539 00:37:59,171 --> 00:38:00,606 - What's wrong with you? We miss you, dick. - I got to go. 540 00:38:00,639 --> 00:38:02,075 Come on, bro. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Drive! 541 00:38:02,108 --> 00:38:03,244 Stop fucking ringing me so much. 542 00:38:03,276 --> 00:38:04,577 Ah, where's Bigman? 543 00:38:04,610 --> 00:38:06,679 Fuck your plans, Pi. I need you here. 544 00:38:06,713 --> 00:38:09,382 - Just come home, okay? - Come on. 545 00:38:09,416 --> 00:38:11,285 What's happening? 546 00:38:19,526 --> 00:38:22,696 Come on. Calm down. It's all right. 547 00:38:22,729 --> 00:38:26,132 No, it's not! He's going to be buried Sunday. 548 00:38:26,166 --> 00:38:28,568 Stay strong... 549 00:38:28,602 --> 00:38:29,804 You're a good person. 550 00:38:31,771 --> 00:38:33,340 Why'd he die? 551 00:38:34,807 --> 00:38:36,576 Why did my son have to die? 552 00:38:44,217 --> 00:38:45,385 He wasn't... 553 00:38:56,061 --> 00:38:58,631 Look at this. What the shit is this? 554 00:39:04,838 --> 00:39:06,474 Hang on! 555 00:39:15,582 --> 00:39:17,284 Who did this? 556 00:39:17,318 --> 00:39:19,019 You need to keep an eye out for these people! 557 00:39:19,052 --> 00:39:21,588 - What does that mean? - It's pretty funny. 558 00:39:21,621 --> 00:39:23,090 That is minor terrorism. 559 00:39:23,122 --> 00:39:25,224 Look, I need you to be awake so this doesn't happen. 560 00:39:25,258 --> 00:39:28,093 Ah, I don't think you should work two jobs anymore. 561 00:39:28,128 --> 00:39:31,298 I've got a sick mum. That's my other job. 562 00:39:31,331 --> 00:39:32,365 Oh. 563 00:39:36,836 --> 00:39:38,005 You can go home now. 564 00:39:39,171 --> 00:39:42,141 Yeah, I had a feeling you might need me, uh... 565 00:39:42,175 --> 00:39:44,211 - Yeah, I sensed it. - Well, you sensed wrong. 566 00:39:46,445 --> 00:39:47,547 Good. 567 00:39:48,514 --> 00:39:52,185 Look, uh, I... I got you a present. 568 00:39:56,856 --> 00:39:58,492 It's an extra small. 569 00:40:01,528 --> 00:40:03,163 Well, I let the carwash run out of soap. 570 00:40:03,195 --> 00:40:04,631 I dare you to go jump in it. 571 00:40:11,005 --> 00:40:12,872 Yeah, well... 572 00:40:12,907 --> 00:40:14,841 I dare you to... 573 00:40:14,874 --> 00:40:17,745 Eat this whole packet of bubble gum and... And then sing me a song. 574 00:40:28,854 --> 00:40:31,757 ♪ Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you 575 00:40:31,791 --> 00:40:33,294 - ♪ Happy birthday to... ♪ - I'm so into you. 576 00:40:34,293 --> 00:40:36,563 - Ugh... - Just kidding. 577 00:40:36,597 --> 00:40:38,332 Go get in the carwash, you a-hole. 578 00:40:40,534 --> 00:40:42,068 Okay, I will. 579 00:40:46,439 --> 00:40:48,542 Here's your Super Clean code. 580 00:40:54,780 --> 00:40:56,715 Kia tupato! 581 00:40:56,749 --> 00:40:57,751 Don't die! 582 00:41:05,825 --> 00:41:07,394 Oh, yeah! 583 00:41:20,474 --> 00:41:22,909 There's a fellow in your carwash. 584 00:41:22,943 --> 00:41:25,713 Oh, yeah. He doesn't have a car. 585 00:41:25,746 --> 00:41:27,514 It's actually touch-free, do you want one? 586 00:41:28,148 --> 00:41:30,284 Nah. Pump 5. 587 00:41:36,956 --> 00:41:38,157 It's Tania, eh? 588 00:41:39,159 --> 00:41:40,961 We were in kapa haka together. 589 00:41:40,994 --> 00:41:42,762 We always used to put you at the back at comps. 590 00:41:42,794 --> 00:41:43,831 You were our white Maori. 591 00:41:46,467 --> 00:41:48,401 Would you like to buy an energy-saver light bulb? 592 00:41:50,771 --> 00:41:54,640 Nah. Hey, do you know where Sapphire Bar is? 593 00:41:54,675 --> 00:41:57,811 Oh, yeah. You want me to draw you a map or something? 594 00:41:58,778 --> 00:42:00,514 Yeah. Thanks. 595 00:42:03,249 --> 00:42:05,385 Man, I don't know what all the fuss is about. 596 00:42:05,418 --> 00:42:08,756 Girls are too dressed up, dancing like they're in a hip-hop video or something. 597 00:42:19,432 --> 00:42:21,068 Thanks, Tania. 598 00:42:21,101 --> 00:42:22,269 Hope you find it. 599 00:42:23,269 --> 00:42:25,005 Whoa! Whoa! 600 00:42:25,037 --> 00:42:29,043 Whoa! Ow, I can't see! Oh, my eyes! 601 00:42:29,075 --> 00:42:30,709 Oh, I'm blind, Whoo! 602 00:42:30,742 --> 00:42:33,713 No fear, man, eh? No fear! 603 00:42:33,747 --> 00:42:35,282 Whoo! Did you see that? 604 00:42:35,314 --> 00:42:37,918 Did you see that? Huh, did you see that? 605 00:42:37,950 --> 00:42:41,155 Ah, Tania! Tania! No fear! 606 00:42:41,188 --> 00:42:43,023 Whoo! We're still alive! 607 00:42:43,055 --> 00:42:45,659 Whoa! Ahhh... Ahhh! 608 00:42:48,561 --> 00:42:50,663 That was extreme! 609 00:42:52,365 --> 00:42:53,700 I thought I was going to drown. 610 00:42:53,733 --> 00:42:55,301 I couldn't breathe. The... 611 00:42:55,334 --> 00:42:58,738 I swallowed a lot of water. That shit is not touch-free! 612 00:42:58,771 --> 00:43:01,140 Go and do it Tania, like, I triple command you. Like... 613 00:43:01,173 --> 00:43:02,508 Imagine, like... A hydro-slide 614 00:43:02,541 --> 00:43:04,343 plus a wind machine combo plus, 615 00:43:04,376 --> 00:43:05,945 you don't know if you're gonna live or die because, 616 00:43:05,979 --> 00:43:07,447 well no one's ever done it before. 617 00:43:07,479 --> 00:43:09,615 Although you won't have that because, uh, you know I survived. 618 00:43:09,648 --> 00:43:10,817 Oh, man, I feel incredible! 619 00:43:11,918 --> 00:43:13,785 No fear! 620 00:43:13,820 --> 00:43:15,756 You keep saying that, but there are some things you should be afraid of. 621 00:43:17,657 --> 00:43:18,992 Quick lesson, Tania. 622 00:43:19,025 --> 00:43:20,394 When you're gripped by fear, 623 00:43:20,427 --> 00:43:22,595 you have two problems to deal with, count 'em Tania. 624 00:43:22,628 --> 00:43:24,229 One, the thing that you're afraid of 625 00:43:24,264 --> 00:43:27,099 and two, the fear that goes along with it. 626 00:43:27,133 --> 00:43:28,769 When you learn to master your fear... 627 00:43:28,802 --> 00:43:32,072 Bam! You've just cut in half the number of things to worry about. 628 00:43:32,106 --> 00:43:33,673 You're retarded. 629 00:43:33,706 --> 00:43:35,540 And anyway you've got plenty of fear. 630 00:43:35,575 --> 00:43:38,244 You're afraid of being Maori. You're afraid of being yourself. 631 00:43:38,278 --> 00:43:40,581 I'm not a real Maori and neither are you. 632 00:43:40,613 --> 00:43:42,648 Hey, give me your arm! 633 00:43:42,682 --> 00:43:45,318 Look how brown I am. I'm the same color as you. 634 00:43:45,351 --> 00:43:46,820 Oh, you're not brown, you've just... 635 00:43:46,852 --> 00:43:48,253 You've just been in the sun. 636 00:43:48,287 --> 00:43:49,789 - Fuck. - If I'm not Maori, 637 00:43:49,822 --> 00:43:51,057 then what am I? I'm nothing. 638 00:43:51,090 --> 00:43:52,724 Oh, you're not nothing. 639 00:43:52,758 --> 00:43:55,260 Bro, it's sad that you're not proud of being Maori. 640 00:43:55,294 --> 00:43:57,063 It's in your toto. You're lucky. 641 00:43:57,097 --> 00:43:58,631 What does that mean? 642 00:43:58,664 --> 00:44:01,034 Mum says it's your heart that connects you, not your skin. 643 00:44:01,066 --> 00:44:03,402 But, yeah, that's not true. 644 00:44:03,436 --> 00:44:05,639 It's either in your blood or it's not. 645 00:44:05,671 --> 00:44:08,073 Hey, you can be a brown pakeha, if that's what you want. 646 00:44:08,106 --> 00:44:10,342 If that's how you feel, that's sweet-as. 647 00:44:10,376 --> 00:44:12,146 I don't look Maori, but I wish I did. 648 00:44:17,316 --> 00:44:19,619 - What you got there? - Nothing. 649 00:44:19,651 --> 00:44:20,688 Yes, you have, let me see. 650 00:44:21,688 --> 00:44:23,157 I already read the first page. 651 00:44:23,990 --> 00:44:25,492 Give me that. 652 00:44:25,526 --> 00:44:28,027 - Hey, it's personal. - No, it's not. 653 00:44:28,061 --> 00:44:29,697 - I know a PMI when I see one. - Tania! 654 00:44:30,829 --> 00:44:32,498 Please do not read that. 655 00:44:32,532 --> 00:44:37,370 "Roger Flinn, plus, Loyal bloke. 656 00:44:37,403 --> 00:44:40,139 "Minus, spends too many work hours on Trade Me and FreeCell. 657 00:44:40,173 --> 00:44:41,608 "Heart's not in it. 658 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:45,144 "Using Horizon to start his own energy-saver light bulb business. 659 00:44:45,177 --> 00:44:47,346 - "Lazy. Hates me." - Okay. Yeah. 660 00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:50,416 "Interesting, wants to save the environment." 661 00:44:51,684 --> 00:44:52,886 Okay, Tania. That's enough... 662 00:44:52,918 --> 00:44:56,021 - Hey, be careful, that's really expensive. - Don't get it wet! 663 00:44:56,055 --> 00:44:58,358 You've done one about yourself, man. 664 00:44:58,392 --> 00:45:01,227 - One about yourself! - Just... 665 00:45:01,260 --> 00:45:03,229 Fuckin' give me it, Tania! 666 00:45:03,262 --> 00:45:04,764 I can have you fired. 667 00:45:04,798 --> 00:45:06,433 "Plus, good at sports, 668 00:45:06,465 --> 00:45:10,236 "has a university degree, important job, winning smile." 669 00:45:10,269 --> 00:45:13,139 Oh, you're not smiling now, are you? 670 00:45:13,173 --> 00:45:17,544 "Minus, no car, no girlfriend, lives at home. 671 00:45:20,046 --> 00:45:22,750 "Interesting, not very." 672 00:45:26,352 --> 00:45:27,887 "Tania. 673 00:45:27,921 --> 00:45:30,689 "Plus, makes me laugh, beautiful, honest, 674 00:45:30,722 --> 00:45:32,592 "hard worker, reliable, punctual. 675 00:45:33,994 --> 00:45:35,162 "Minus..." 676 00:45:39,465 --> 00:45:41,434 You didn't write any minuses. 677 00:45:42,769 --> 00:45:44,604 Haven't finished yet. 678 00:45:55,282 --> 00:45:56,749 I dare you to kiss me. 679 00:46:23,175 --> 00:46:27,113 I've got another plus for you, good kisser. 680 00:46:28,548 --> 00:46:31,318 Minus, tastes like soap. 681 00:46:34,621 --> 00:46:36,789 You weren't supposed to read that. 682 00:46:36,822 --> 00:46:39,191 I was gonna type it up, make it an official document. 683 00:46:39,224 --> 00:46:41,594 I dare you to have sex with me. 684 00:46:43,829 --> 00:46:45,164 Really? 685 00:46:45,965 --> 00:46:47,167 Yes. 686 00:46:48,934 --> 00:46:51,438 - Now? - Physical challenge. 687 00:47:10,756 --> 00:47:13,693 I like that you keep visiting me in the middle of the night. 688 00:47:15,528 --> 00:47:17,030 It's my job. 689 00:47:18,030 --> 00:47:21,200 - Don't fire Rog. - Okay. 690 00:49:18,284 --> 00:49:19,785 Why'd you choose that one? 691 00:49:19,818 --> 00:49:20,920 Because it was the best one you took. 692 00:49:20,954 --> 00:49:24,691 - Looks like a mug shot. - Yeah, awesome, eh? 693 00:49:24,724 --> 00:49:28,428 Oh, well. You're stuck with that for the next 10 years. 694 00:49:30,030 --> 00:49:32,265 - Night. - Thanks, Rog. Night. 695 00:49:35,068 --> 00:49:37,470 Fuck! Fuck sake! 696 00:49:50,983 --> 00:49:53,219 - Hello? - I'm sorry. 697 00:49:53,586 --> 00:49:54,621 Eh? 698 00:49:55,655 --> 00:49:57,189 - Oh. - What's wrong? 699 00:49:57,222 --> 00:49:59,124 Just breathe a bit for a second. 700 00:49:59,157 --> 00:50:00,360 I'm coming back to Auckland. 701 00:50:00,392 --> 00:50:02,028 - Hey! - Awesome, bro. 702 00:50:02,061 --> 00:50:04,064 - I've got to pay! - Ah, that's so good. Yeah, come home. 703 00:50:04,097 --> 00:50:06,533 - Come home now. - But I've spent all my wages. 704 00:50:06,566 --> 00:50:08,134 Yeah. Oh, no. Hold on. 705 00:50:08,168 --> 00:50:09,602 Don't tell Mum. 706 00:50:09,635 --> 00:50:11,771 As if I would, she'd probably have a stroke or something. 707 00:50:12,439 --> 00:50:13,340 Excuse me! 708 00:50:13,372 --> 00:50:15,240 Hang on! How are you gonna get back, 709 00:50:15,273 --> 00:50:16,742 if you can't even afford the bus? 710 00:50:16,776 --> 00:50:18,077 I just stole a sweet Subaru. 711 00:50:18,110 --> 00:50:21,247 Hey, you dumbfuck, you haven't even got your learner's! 712 00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:24,116 Oh, you wanker! 713 00:50:25,017 --> 00:50:26,819 What about our plans? 714 00:50:26,852 --> 00:50:28,355 You're ruining everything! 715 00:50:30,789 --> 00:50:33,626 Wait! We've got cameras! 716 00:50:35,128 --> 00:50:38,097 Fuck! Fuck... 717 00:51:17,602 --> 00:51:20,340 Will you please take me to Papamoa? 718 00:51:50,869 --> 00:51:52,771 What are you gonna tell Dean? 719 00:51:56,307 --> 00:51:58,110 It was a family emergency. 720 00:52:01,546 --> 00:52:03,081 If he fires you... 721 00:52:03,115 --> 00:52:04,684 No, he wouldn't have the guts. 722 00:52:04,717 --> 00:52:06,720 If you leave, I'm gonna leave. 723 00:52:06,753 --> 00:52:08,021 Good. 724 00:52:09,188 --> 00:52:10,823 You should leave. 725 00:52:12,090 --> 00:52:14,093 Don't get stuck there. 726 00:52:20,666 --> 00:52:22,468 What's your plan? 727 00:52:23,869 --> 00:52:26,173 Find Pi and bring him home. 728 00:52:29,608 --> 00:52:32,211 That's the worst plan I've ever heard. 729 00:52:44,590 --> 00:52:46,492 Is it inside or outside the car? 730 00:52:47,994 --> 00:52:50,162 I'm not telling. 731 00:52:50,195 --> 00:52:52,464 - Clouds. - Nah. 732 00:52:52,865 --> 00:52:54,167 Cow. 733 00:52:56,302 --> 00:52:57,537 Yep. 734 00:53:09,381 --> 00:53:11,184 Here we go. 735 00:53:47,586 --> 00:53:48,854 Hey... 736 00:53:50,655 --> 00:53:51,824 Sorry. 737 00:54:37,035 --> 00:54:38,236 Oi... 738 00:54:38,269 --> 00:54:40,472 Do you know where that is? 739 00:54:50,081 --> 00:54:51,750 I'll wait here. 740 00:55:02,361 --> 00:55:03,762 Hello? 741 00:55:04,930 --> 00:55:06,365 Hello? 742 00:55:37,697 --> 00:55:38,765 Hey. 743 00:55:41,867 --> 00:55:43,202 I've come to get you. 744 00:55:44,537 --> 00:55:46,406 What's up? How are you? 745 00:55:46,439 --> 00:55:48,074 This your girlfriend, bro? 746 00:55:48,106 --> 00:55:49,575 Fuck off, man. It's my sister. 747 00:55:49,608 --> 00:55:50,876 Shall we go? 748 00:55:50,910 --> 00:55:52,779 - Let's go. - You're tweaking man. 749 00:55:52,811 --> 00:55:55,581 This girl is white. She ain't your sister, bro. 750 00:55:55,615 --> 00:55:58,383 - This guy is on the fries. - He's frizzled. 751 00:55:58,416 --> 00:56:00,219 Pi, you gearhead. Come on. 752 00:56:00,253 --> 00:56:02,389 Nah, I'm all good. It's all good. 753 00:56:03,122 --> 00:56:04,757 I gotta save more, Tania. 754 00:56:04,789 --> 00:56:06,226 Why aren't you at work? 755 00:56:06,258 --> 00:56:07,760 Where's your dollars at, Pi? 756 00:56:07,793 --> 00:56:09,727 Straight down the flute. 757 00:56:09,762 --> 00:56:12,030 Gonna fry your brain out on that shit, bro. 758 00:56:12,064 --> 00:56:13,633 You want some? 759 00:56:15,001 --> 00:56:18,238 I'm taking my brother home now. 760 00:56:18,271 --> 00:56:21,673 Come on. Get up. Get up. We're going. 761 00:56:21,706 --> 00:56:22,909 Don't fuckin' touch me! 762 00:56:22,941 --> 00:56:24,077 Fuck off! 763 00:56:24,110 --> 00:56:25,278 - Let go! - Get off her! 764 00:56:25,311 --> 00:56:28,148 Fuck you! Stay there! Stay the fuck there! 765 00:56:28,881 --> 00:56:30,382 Who this old fulla? 766 00:56:30,416 --> 00:56:32,418 Hey. Please. 767 00:56:32,450 --> 00:56:35,954 Come on, I'm taking you to Surfers to see Dad. 768 00:56:35,988 --> 00:56:38,457 My dad probably doesn't want to see you. 769 00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:43,795 Come on, Tania. Let's go. 770 00:56:43,829 --> 00:56:45,664 We're leaving, mate. All right? 771 00:57:07,686 --> 00:57:09,389 Were you lying? 772 00:57:12,057 --> 00:57:14,460 When you said I looked like him. 773 00:57:18,863 --> 00:57:20,265 Yes. 774 00:57:24,635 --> 00:57:26,639 No, sit up. It's dangerous. 775 00:57:28,439 --> 00:57:30,543 Your brother's a plonker. 776 00:57:30,575 --> 00:57:32,811 But he loves you. 777 00:57:58,035 --> 00:57:59,639 I'll work your shift tonight. 778 00:57:59,671 --> 00:58:01,106 Thanks. 779 00:58:02,207 --> 00:58:04,309 And thanks for the lift. 780 00:58:11,084 --> 00:58:13,586 That's for you. 781 00:58:13,619 --> 00:58:16,256 No, don't open it till tomorrow, okay? 782 00:58:18,289 --> 00:58:20,459 - Good night. - Night. 783 00:58:21,961 --> 00:58:23,729 Say hi to your mum. 784 00:58:25,564 --> 00:58:27,300 Hey, Tania! 785 00:58:29,934 --> 00:58:32,137 Just have a talk with her. 786 00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:10,709 He had to hit the sun 787 00:59:10,742 --> 00:59:12,378 to slow it down. 788 00:59:24,423 --> 00:59:29,027 He just kept hitting the sun. Right on his nose. 789 01:00:24,816 --> 01:00:27,153 Read the sign! It's on prepay! 790 01:00:37,863 --> 01:00:40,500 Pump 5, $20, and a chocolate milk. 791 01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:51,343 Yeah, what did I tell you? Talk to a girl, all right? 792 01:00:51,376 --> 01:00:52,744 No. 793 01:00:54,579 --> 01:00:56,914 - So, ah... - See look. Easy. 794 01:00:59,084 --> 01:01:00,619 Shh. 795 01:01:13,499 --> 01:01:14,634 Two please. 796 01:01:18,836 --> 01:01:20,539 Yeah. 797 01:01:24,142 --> 01:01:26,378 - Yeah... - Yeah. 798 01:01:27,713 --> 01:01:29,448 Yeah, nah. 799 01:01:35,822 --> 01:01:37,689 Oh, and, um, another chocolate milk. 800 01:01:39,258 --> 01:01:41,627 Nah, sorry, we're out. 801 01:01:41,660 --> 01:01:45,264 Get me my fuckin' chocolate milk. Please. 802 01:01:46,965 --> 01:01:49,301 Give me my fuckin' chocolate milk, bitch, 803 01:01:49,334 --> 01:01:52,204 or I'll burn your house down! Huh? 804 01:02:15,260 --> 01:02:16,928 Get a job you like! 805 01:02:16,961 --> 01:02:18,329 Fuck up! 806 01:02:18,363 --> 01:02:20,633 Man, you're lucky there's glass here or I'd smash you. 807 01:02:20,666 --> 01:02:24,403 Oh. Pretty tough behind your window, eh, white girl? 808 01:04:41,472 --> 01:04:44,776 You better fuck off, punk. I've called the cops. 809 01:06:10,829 --> 01:06:14,400 Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid. 810 01:06:18,702 --> 01:06:19,938 Please. 811 01:06:19,972 --> 01:06:21,307 No. 812 01:09:22,987 --> 01:09:24,790 ♪ Howdy, angel 813 01:09:25,991 --> 01:09:28,994 ♪ Where did you hide your wings 814 01:09:29,027 --> 01:09:33,031 ♪ Her love shines over my Horizon 815 01:09:33,064 --> 01:09:35,099 ♪ She's a slice of heaven 816 01:09:35,133 --> 01:09:36,534 ♪ Slice of heaven 817 01:09:36,567 --> 01:09:41,439 ♪ Oh, moonlight over my Horizon petrol station 818 01:09:41,473 --> 01:09:44,043 ♪ She's a slice of heaven ♪ 819 01:09:48,412 --> 01:09:51,549 ♪ Oh, baby, I love your way 820 01:09:52,750 --> 01:09:55,387 ♪ Every day, yeah ♪ 821 01:09:55,420 --> 01:09:56,621 Get lost! 822 01:09:59,523 --> 01:10:00,825 Tania! 823 01:10:02,393 --> 01:10:03,628 Tania! 824 01:10:05,097 --> 01:10:06,698 You need to go. 825 01:10:07,499 --> 01:10:08,666 Tania. 826 01:10:08,700 --> 01:10:10,469 I don't want to see you. 827 01:10:10,802 --> 01:10:12,070 Okay? 828 01:10:12,103 --> 01:10:13,871 Just fuck off. 829 01:10:13,905 --> 01:10:16,342 Please go away! Go home! 830 01:10:17,375 --> 01:10:19,845 Fuck off! I fuckin' hate you! 831 01:10:19,878 --> 01:10:22,281 Okay? Just please, fuck off! 832 01:10:43,268 --> 01:10:45,170 We're going soon. 833 01:10:49,140 --> 01:10:51,376 Gotta wait till Rog comes. 834 01:11:20,272 --> 01:11:23,042 You can't wait to go on a plane. 835 01:11:25,175 --> 01:11:29,080 You said that it'll be like the closest you can get to really flying. 836 01:11:30,948 --> 01:11:34,820 I'm taking you to Surfers to see your dad. 837 01:11:37,255 --> 01:11:40,291 And I'll drop you off at the airport, okay? 838 01:11:50,869 --> 01:11:53,405 But I can't come with you. 839 01:11:54,606 --> 01:11:56,407 I can't, sorry. 840 01:11:57,976 --> 01:12:00,012 I'm real sorry. 841 01:12:01,912 --> 01:12:03,682 I gotta go home. 842 01:12:04,482 --> 01:12:07,151 I gotta go back to Rog and Mum. 843 01:12:18,362 --> 01:12:19,664 Be good. 844 01:12:20,898 --> 01:12:23,201 Just do what you're told. 845 01:12:24,568 --> 01:12:26,839 Don't be a hero, Tania. 846 01:12:33,878 --> 01:12:36,014 I borrowed your hoodie, 847 01:12:36,048 --> 01:12:38,250 so no one can see my face. 848 01:12:39,584 --> 01:12:41,186 I am no one. 849 01:12:46,156 --> 01:12:47,860 Didn't know it was you. 850 01:12:49,126 --> 01:12:51,295 I couldn't see your eyes. 851 01:12:53,097 --> 01:12:55,166 And you've grown a bit. 852 01:13:03,573 --> 01:13:05,544 I just hit you once... 853 01:13:06,577 --> 01:13:08,347 Just one time... 854 01:13:09,813 --> 01:13:11,682 In the exact right spot. 855 01:13:33,571 --> 01:13:36,175 Maui nearly beat death once... 856 01:13:37,607 --> 01:13:39,710 While she was sleeping. 857 01:13:41,312 --> 01:13:44,282 But the Piwakawaka laughed and woke her up... 858 01:13:46,218 --> 01:13:48,554 So no one will live forever. 859 01:13:54,858 --> 01:13:58,030 The cheeky little fantail ruined everything. 860 01:14:38,941 --> 01:14:43,941 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 860 01:14:44,305 --> 01:15:44,529 OpenSubtitles recommends using Nord VPN from 3.49 USD/month ----> osdb.link/vpn 60461

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