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( upbeat music )
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How are you doing? It's my first day.
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- What would you recommend?
- Not this stuff.
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I don't know what half of it is.
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( chuckles )
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All right, that was almost cool.
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- I'm Kim.
- I'm Jack. I'm new.
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Yeah, I can tell.
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You still have that new-guy smell.
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Um, can I have my apple back?
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Oh, sorry.
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- Well, maybe I'll see you around, Kim.
- Maybe you will.
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Hey, new kid.
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Uh, what are you doing, Eddie?
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We save that seat for cheerleaders,
prom queens and supermodels.
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Well, I'm Jack.
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- So how do you guys all know each other?
- We're friends.
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We do karate together after school.
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We don't just do karate, Milton.
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These fists are registered weapons.
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In fact, I've already gotten a few calls
about joining the Navy SEALS.
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Navy SEALS? You're afraid of baby seals.
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- Gah!
- ( laughing )
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That's awesome.
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A kid from the Black Dragon dojo
just whaled you with--
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Not cool, man. Not cool.
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( laughing )
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Aren't you gonna do anything?
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Wait, I thought you guys knew karate.
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Yes, we do.
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But they know it better.
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It's cool. I got this.
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Why did we learn his name?
Now I'm gonna miss him.
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Hey, I like your outfits.
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You guys, uh, cheerleaders?
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No. Well, Brian used to be.
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So, you got a problem or something?
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( shouts )
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I didn't come over here to fight, man.
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Rah!
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Okay, you probably shouldn't have
done that.
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♪ I know you're with me
But hold it steady ♪
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♪ We 'bout to lift it off the ground
Now are you ready? ♪
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♪ Wave 'em in the sky
And let 'em fly high ♪
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♪ Put 'em in the sky
And let 'em fly high... ♪
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Milton: Get him! Get him!
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♪ Baby you and me
Together we can really fly high ♪
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♪ Come all hung up, get my feet
Off the ground we movin' so high ♪
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♪ The way you do the things you do
You make me go nuts ♪
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♪ Cannot hide
I got admit I got a little crush ♪
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♪ So if you sayin' that we can go
Will you just show me the sign? ♪
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♪ And go, we gettin' ready
I just wanna wave 'em goodbye ♪
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♪ Let's see your smokin' body
Worry I won't hold ya... ♪
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Hah!
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Enjoy your pudding.
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♪ High, high, ay, ay, yo, high, high ♪
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♪ Catch up eventually
By now the jet is gone ♪
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♪ It's so far away
You need to change time zones ♪
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♪ This ninja kicks around me
Man, how does he do it? ♪
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♪ No, ask me as a prank
I'll tell you that's how I do it ♪
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♪ All 'round around
Around the world, hey! ♪
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♪ I know you're with me
But hold it steady ♪
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♪ We 'bout to lift it off the ground
Now are you ready? ♪
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♪ High, high, high, high ♪
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All: What?
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That was the most incredible thing
I've ever seen in my life,
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and I've been to the Ice Capades.
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( theme music )
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we can have a ball run up the wall ♪
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♪ This is how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪
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♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪
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♪ Everybody ♪
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we can have a ball run up the wall ♪
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♪ This is how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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Hi, I'm sensei Rudy
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and I run the Bobby Wasabi
Martial Arts Academy.
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Fun day at the beach ruined by
a gang of ninjas?
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( grunting )
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Wipeout!
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Come on down to the Bobby Wasabi
Martial Arts Academy today
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and I'll teach you how
to throw a foot-fist fiesta!
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Now that's what
you call marketing, fellas.
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What'd you think?
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We think this is the worst dojo
in the Bobby Wasabi chain.
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- What?
- None of your students are advancing.
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If you don't win two belts
at the next tournament,
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we're closing you down.
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- ( door opens )
- Closing me down?
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Eddie: Yah!
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Oh!
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- ( thuds )
- Whoo!
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I love doing that.
( laughing )
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- Marge: Ha!
- Jerry: Dude.
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Eddie just got dusted by
Marge the lunch lady again.
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Guys, what are you doing?
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They said if we don't win two belts
at our next tournament,
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they're shutting us down.
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Yo, Rudy, you wanna win some belts?
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You should get that new kid Jack in here.
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He was awesome!
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At lunch he took out four Black Dragons
all by himself.
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I don't care about
some slap fight at school.
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Martial arts isn't about beating kids up
in the lunchroom.
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It's about getting better
through hard work and discipline.
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( belches )
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What?
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You should be happy
it came out the right end.
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Bloat: That new kid Jack
is on his skateboard again!
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I'm in pursuit.
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- ( siren wailing )
- ( screams )
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Everyone focus.
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- ( siren wailing )
- Bloat: Jack!
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Come here!
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Jack!
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Whoa! Watch out!
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( crashes )
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That boy just came right out the wall!
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Okay, you guys have got to try that.
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- Come here, you.
- Gotta go.
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Sorry about the wall.
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Who was that kid?
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Boys: Jack.
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Oh!
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Rudy: You're in big trouble, Jack.
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But if you join my dojo
and help me win two belts,
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I'll tear up this report
and you won't have to go to juvie.
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- Juvie?
- That's jail for kids, fella.
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I would join your dojo,
but I'm not a karate guy.
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I'm a skater.
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You took out four Black Dragons
all by yourself
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and did a perfect flying side-kick
through my wall.
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Okay, the truth is my grandfather
was a karate sensei.
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He even trained Bobby Wasabi
for all of his movies.
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( gasps )
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Your grandfather trained Bobby Wasabi,
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the founder of this dojo
and star of such classic movies
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as "Samurai Beach Party," "Kung Fu Cop,"
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- and "Nana Was A Ninja"?
- Yep.
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You know this dojo was built on
the principles of the Wasabi code.
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Both: We swear by
the light of the dragon's eye
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to be loyal and honest and never say die.
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- Wasabi!
- Wasabi!
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So do we have a deal?
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Deal.
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♪ kickin' it with you. ♪
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- Hey, Jack.
- Boys: Hel-lo, Kim!
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- Um, can I talk to you for a minute?
- Pleasure.
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- What's up?
- Yeah, I'm free.
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Guys, can you give me a sec? Vamoose.
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That means go.
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I know what "vamoose" means.
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( speaking Spanish )
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Looks like you know
something about karate.
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A little bit.
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So what are you doing at Bobby Wasabi?
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You should be training
at the best dojo in town.
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Really? What do you know about karate?
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- Hi-yah!
- ( wood clatters )
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I guess you do know
a little something about karate.
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( Kim chuckles )
This place made me a black belt.
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Everything at the Black Dragon
is best of the best.
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I heard if Bobby Wasabi doesn't win
two belts at the tournament this week,
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their doors will finally close.
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I've got to get him to join us.
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Ah, Jack, I've heard so much about you.
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I want you to know
that if you join this dojo,
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you will become like a cobra--
Fast, dangerous
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and quite comfortable
sleeping in a basket.
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What sensei is trying to say is,
if you train here,
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we'll make you a champion.
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Check out this bo staff.
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That is four ounces of
perfectly-balanced graphite.
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It's the same one the astronauts use.
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You know, for when they need
a bo staff in space.
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( bo staff whooshing )
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Yes, very nice. Excellent.
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Whoa, you almost took my head off!
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So what do you say, Jack?
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Will you join The Black Dragons?
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I'd like to, but I can't.
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Jack, come on. Bobby Wasabi's a joke.
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Come on, it's not a joke to me.
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I gave my word. It's the Wasabi code.
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( mocking )
"The Wasabi code."
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Zip it, Frank.
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- Well, here you go.
- You keep it.
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Let it be a reminder
that you're always welcome here.
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Wow! Thanks!
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But that was my bo staff.
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- My mom gave it to me--
- And I gave it to her.
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That's right, you heard me.
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I'm seeing her!
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What?
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Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.
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Sorry doesn't cut it, Jack.
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Wait, where did you get
that astronaut bo staff?
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It was a gift from the Black Dragons.
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- See, we can all use it. Look.
- Ah, no..
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No, students from this dojo are forbidden
from even entering the Black Dragon.
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What? You can't forbid
me from doing anything.
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How could you betray me like this?
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If it wasn't for me,
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you would have been banned
from this mall for two weeks.
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Banned from the mall?
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Wait, you said I was going to juvie.
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You know, I say a lot of things.
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I'm what they call chatty.
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You lied to me.
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You broke the Wasabi code.
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What?
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( stammering )
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Kim was right, this place is a joke.
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I'm out of here.
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Fine, go ahead.
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- Who needs him?
- Boys: We do.
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What have I done?
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Come back! Come back!
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Come back!
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( upbeat music )
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- Jack, you're back.
- I'm just here to get my stuff.
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- What's going on?
- We're closing.
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No Jack, no belts, no dojo.
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Milton David Krupnick.
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So this is your French horn lesson, huh?
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Dad, I'm sorry.
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I was taking karate lessons
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because kids kept beating me up
for taking French horn lessons.
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Let's go, Milton.
You're lucky you didn't hurt yourself.
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It's closing anyway.
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This is the only place
I felt I really belonged.
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I'll let my bully know I'm available.
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Now my mom's gonna send me back
to Mrs. King's Dance academy.
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My body was not made to mambo.
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Guess I'm a lone wolf again.
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And that's how I like it.
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Don't think for a second
I'm gonna miss any of you meat bags.
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See you around, guys.
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Milton, hang on.
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Why don't you show your dad
how you can break a board?
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00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:24,291
Break a board?
250
00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:27,125
I can barely cut
a well-cooked piece of fish.
251
00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:29,583
Just believe in yourself and do it.
252
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:30,750
I can't.
253
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:34,041
When I was born, my parents thought
they had given birth to a baby bird.
254
00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:35,750
- I mean that--
- Do it, Krupnick!
255
00:12:35,834 --> 00:12:37,417
A-ah!
256
00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:42,333
Holy Christmas nuts!
257
00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:43,375
Milton?
258
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:46,041
That ain't no baby bird
right there, uh-uh.
259
00:12:48,959 --> 00:12:51,291
That was unbelievable, Jack.
260
00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:53,208
These guys are your friends.
261
00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:55,083
They didn't break the Wasabi code.
262
00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:58,542
- I did.
- I broke it too.
263
00:13:00,291 --> 00:13:02,417
You don't walk away from your friends
when they need you.
264
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Wasabi?
265
00:13:09,417 --> 00:13:10,417
Wasabi.
266
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,917
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
267
00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:14,917
- Hup!
- ( all grunting )
268
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,083
- ah!
- ♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
269
00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:22,250
♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
270
00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:24,375
♪ And we can have a ball run up the wall ♪
271
00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:27,250
- ♪ This is how we do... ♪
- ( others cheering )
272
00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:30,000
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
273
00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:32,917
♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪
274
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,125
♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪
275
00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:38,000
- ♪ Everybody... ♪
- ( all cheering )
276
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:40,250
- Oh!
- Hup!
277
00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:42,583
♪ We can have a ball run up the wall ♪
278
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:45,000
♪ This is how we do... ♪
279
00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:46,250
Hup!
280
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:49,041
Boys: Wasabi!
281
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,500
Announcer over P.A.: Ladies and gentlemen,
282
00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:59,625
please welcome the Black Dragons.
283
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:03,375
- ( rock music playing )
- ( cheering, booing )
284
00:14:07,417 --> 00:14:11,542
Announcer over P.A.:
And now our visitors, the Wasabi Warriors!
285
00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:14,959
( upbeat music playing )
286
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,709
Announcer over P.A.:
Let the competition begin!
287
00:14:38,792 --> 00:14:40,625
Okay, guys, Eddie's up first.
288
00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:44,125
Aw, man. Hey.
289
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:48,500
Jack, the guy I'm fighting is huge.
290
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:49,959
Oh, come on, he's not that big.
291
00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:52,792
Wow!
292
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,542
What do they feed you, brother?
293
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:57,667
You're going down.
294
00:14:58,583 --> 00:15:00,166
I don't think I can do this.
295
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:03,166
Even Marge the lunch lady
throws me around.
296
00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:07,959
Eddie, look, this is your day
to change all of that.
297
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:11,125
If losing to Marge gets you angry,
then use it.
298
00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:13,709
- Come on, man.
- Come on, Eddie!
299
00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:16,041
- You got this one.
- Come on, Eddie!
300
00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:19,542
- Jack: Come on, man.
- ( laughing )
301
00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:21,583
You going down.
302
00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:23,959
Ha-ha ha-ha!
303
00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:25,667
Marge!
304
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,667
- ( cheering )
- ( shouting )
305
00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:37,500
He did it! We got our first belt!
306
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:40,125
Okay, nunchucks are up next.
307
00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:41,709
Jerry, all you gotta do is--
308
00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:44,750
Save it, Jack. I got this.
309
00:15:45,417 --> 00:15:47,583
- All right.
- All right. Come on, Jerry!
310
00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:54,875
Ha!
311
00:15:57,834 --> 00:16:00,834
- Ha!
- ( cheering )
312
00:16:00,917 --> 00:16:03,166
Not bad. Check this out.
313
00:16:08,417 --> 00:16:10,166
- Yeah.
- Whoo!
314
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:12,250
- ( cracks )
- ( all groaning )
315
00:16:12,375 --> 00:16:14,458
( groaning )
316
00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:18,125
- Hey, man, are you okay?
- Everything is purple.
317
00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:25,458
Okay, Milton, you're up next.
318
00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:27,500
if you can break more boards
than your opponent,
319
00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:29,208
we win our second belt.
320
00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:30,750
I'm ready, Rudy.
321
00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:34,583
Would you please take off the oven mitts?
322
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:38,125
By oven mitts do you mean weapon warmers?
323
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,000
I love you, Milton!
324
00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:45,375
I love you too, Dad!
325
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:49,250
Wasabi! Ya, ya, ya!
326
00:16:56,208 --> 00:16:58,125
( bones cracking )
327
00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:01,583
( roaring )
328
00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:03,250
Whoo!
329
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:06,834
Double it.
330
00:17:07,792 --> 00:17:11,125
Yes! My man's going for the win!
331
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:13,750
( cheering )
332
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:17,041
- Marge: Go, Milton!
- A-ah!
333
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,542
( cheering )
334
00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:23,583
- You go, baby bird!
- He's got the belt.
335
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,625
We're saved! I get to keep the dojo!
336
00:17:25,709 --> 00:17:28,500
- ( cheering )
- Eat that, Black Dragons!
337
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:32,083
You don't have Milton Krupnick
to kick around anymore.
338
00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:36,208
- Ah! Stop!
- No, no!
339
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:38,083
He's doing a nipple twister!
That's illegal.
340
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:39,709
( screaming )
341
00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:50,667
Milton, you lost the belt.
It was in your hands.
342
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:52,417
You have any idea what that means?
343
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:55,542
It means I just had
the best moment of my life.
344
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,291
That's it.
345
00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:59,417
I have to move back in with my parents.
346
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:02,500
Rudy, we've still got a chance.
347
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,750
Jack's doing the vertical peg kick.
348
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,250
I was hoping
we'd be on the same team, Jack.
349
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:09,375
But now I'm gonna have to take you down.
350
00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:12,083
You know, I think you have
a little crush on me.
351
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:13,709
Ew, no.
352
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:17,458
Yeah, I think you do.
353
00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:20,959
He can't win that belt, Frank.
354
00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:24,417
You know what you have to do.
355
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:28,291
- Hi-cha!
- Jack: Ah!
356
00:18:29,959 --> 00:18:32,750
- Oh, no, he didn't!
- Jack: Ow!
357
00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:34,583
Frank, that is so wrong.
358
00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:36,542
You are banished from this dojo.
359
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:38,291
Banished, I say!
360
00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:44,125
- Rudy, I can't get up.
- Yes, you can. You're the champ.
361
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:47,208
You gotta get up. You gotta get up, champ!
362
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:50,291
Rudy, I can't get up
because you're kneeling on my leg.
363
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:51,625
Oh, sorry. My bad.
364
00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:57,625
( crowd applauds )
365
00:18:58,542 --> 00:19:00,667
Okay, scorpion, go kick out that peg
366
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,959
so we can say goodbye
to Bobby Wasabi forever.
367
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,333
I'm not gonna do it.
368
00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:07,000
- I quit.
- What?
369
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:09,375
You're nothing but a cheater
and a big baby.
370
00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:10,542
Nuh-uh.
371
00:19:10,625 --> 00:19:12,709
Take that back! Take that back!
372
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:16,792
Oh, don't-- don't-- Ugh, really?
373
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:21,333
So are you gonna be able to do this?
374
00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:23,458
I don't know.
375
00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:26,917
Your whole dojo's counting on you.
376
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,667
If I do it, will you admit
you have a crush on me?
377
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,583
I do not have a crush on you!
378
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:36,667
crowd: Mm-hmm.
379
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:38,375
( crowd gasps )
380
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,917
I can't believe
he's gonna launch off one foot.
381
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:46,792
That's one bad mama jama.
382
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:50,417
He's not launching off his foot.
383
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,333
He's launching off his hands.
384
00:19:52,417 --> 00:19:54,792
That's only been done once before,
385
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:58,542
by a man named Bobby Wasabi.
386
00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:00,709
Boys: Whoa.
387
00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:04,709
( suspenseful music )
388
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:11,667
now my mom's gonna send me
Back to Mrs. King's Dance Academy.
389
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:14,375
Don't think for a second
I'm gonna miss any of you meat bags.
390
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:17,959
This is the only place
I felt I really belonged.
391
00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:25,333
( suspenseful music )
392
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:29,000
( thwacks )
393
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:36,250
( whooshing )
394
00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:46,834
( cheering )
395
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:54,166
- We got our belts! We got our belts!
- Yes.
396
00:20:55,041 --> 00:20:56,667
I hate Bobby Wasabi!
397
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:01,458
Come on, guys, We're going home.
398
00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:05,333
- You know what I'm feeling?
- I think we're all feeling it.
399
00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:07,583
All: Whoo!
400
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,208
Wasabi!
401
00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:27,458
Okay, guys.
Come on, let's get to work, All right?
402
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:34,250
Kim, what are you doing here?
403
00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:36,083
I quit the Black Dragon.
404
00:21:36,166 --> 00:21:37,750
You guys were all right in the tournament,
405
00:21:37,834 --> 00:21:40,834
but the way I see it,
you need all the help you can get.
406
00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:42,709
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
407
00:21:42,792 --> 00:21:46,792
You're gonna just walk in here and assume
you're gonna be a part of our dojo?
408
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:49,875
- You have to pass a test.
- Okay.
409
00:21:51,834 --> 00:21:54,250
( grunting )
410
00:21:58,125 --> 00:21:59,583
- What do you think, guys?
- She's in.
411
00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:00,834
- Got my vote.
- A+.
412
00:22:00,917 --> 00:22:02,250
♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪
413
00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:05,458
( closing theme music )
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