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Previously on
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"Real Husbands of Hollywood"...
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Why I got this
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big-ass casket?
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What, did Kevin
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and his brother die?
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Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.
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That's just Kevin talking --
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You don't know where the hell
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you at do you?
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Huh?
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I don't remember.
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I want you to think about
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this, bro.
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George Lopez and Kevin Hart
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together starring in
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"47 1⁄2 Hours."
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That sounds great, but I'm
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already committed to a project
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with my friends.
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What friends?
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It's on the tip of my tongue.
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What are their names?
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You really don't
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remember us, huh?
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I don't remember
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much of anything.
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Well, in that case, I got
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the contract to our movie.
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It's called "Fallen Legend."
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You didn't tell him, did you?
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Tell me what?
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Look, Kev', you know, um...
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We've been dating the hell
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out of each other.
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May he love you better than
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I ever did.
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A beautiful woman like you
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deserves the best.
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What is this?
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This is your new crib.
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Welcome to the penthouse that
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"Near Death" built, baby.
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♪ This is the life
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♪ Look at the life
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♪ This is the city where we
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♪ Party every night
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♪ We do it big
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♪ Diamonds and gold
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♪ Welcome to Hollywood ♪
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[internal voices] Boris,
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help me!
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Grab my hand!
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Are those muscles or implants?!
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Come on!
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[screaming]
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You're slippin'.
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Don't let me go...
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[internal voices fade]
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What the hell?
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♪ Suddenly I feel like I'm
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♪ Scared of my own reflection
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♪ What's going on?
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♪ I ain't never been
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♪ Scared before
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♪ I felt guilt in my heart
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♪ Then I felt it before ♪
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There he is!
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[garbled chattering]
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Sign my breast, Kevin.
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Sign my breast.
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I love you, Kevin.
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You're so beautiful.
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I wanna have your baby.
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[garbled chattering]
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No, no!
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No autographs, no autographs.
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No, no autographs!
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Jackie Long, watch where
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the hell you're going, man.
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What's up, kid?
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Wait, you remember me?
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Yes.
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I thought your brain was
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fried and you had amnesia.
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I ain't got no damn amnesia.
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I remember you owe me $100 from
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two years and three months ago.
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Huh?
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This sad.
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You--you still got it.
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You still got it.
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I gave you that last night.
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Last night?
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Yes.
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I didn't see you no
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last night.
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When we was playing poker.
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You don't remember that?
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Look, remember, you had on
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some Speedos.
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It was late, and you talkin'
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bout let's go swimming.
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Ten minutes with Jackie Long,
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and he convinced me my brain
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was fried.
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I mean the last thing I remember
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was hanging from the ledge of
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a $15-a-night dump in the hood.
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Now I'm drinking $1,500-a-bottle
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champagne in Hollywood.
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♪ I'm a rock star
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♪ Look like a superstar
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♪ May need a supergirl to ride
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♪ In my supercar ♪
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All right, thank you, man.
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Good job, good job.
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Like I was saying, Kev',
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once they got
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them skateboard wheels
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off your forehead, you came up.
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You went from ledge to legend.
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You got endorsements, movies,
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free drinks--I-I think these is
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free drinks--I don't know.
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But, anyway, look, man, you even
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go help Nick get elected
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as mayor.
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You got the juice now, kid.
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You don't remember nothing
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when you had amnesia?
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No.
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So, what you got--what you
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got, double amnesia?
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No.
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Lemme--lemme tell you what
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I remember.
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I remember Duane and Selita
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did me dirty.
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I remember Katie Couric put me
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down in my own house--
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which the IRS took, by the way--
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and I remember
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my attorney dropping me
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like I was a black show
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on CBS, man.
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I lost everything, everything.
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Gone.
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Look, don't even worry about
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that now, player, for real,
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'cause you ballin.
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You ballin so hard, you don't
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even need my $100 at all.
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I probably need it right now,
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I tell you.
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Shoot.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, no, I don't.
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Look at this.
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Look at all this.
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Where'd you get that?
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I don't know, but I tell ya
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what you're gonna do.
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You're gonna go to the ATM
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and get my damn money.
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Are you serious?
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Yes.
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But you got all that.
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You owe it, I want it.
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Go get it.
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That's real cold, Kevin.
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I just hope that ATM machine
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take library cards,
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'cause that's all I got,
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and I owe them money, too.
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Yeah, well, I don't care who
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you owe.
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If it's outside of me,
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it don't matter.
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Yo!
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You give me what you owe me.
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Kev', I've been looking all over
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for you, man.
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For what, to finish
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the damn job?
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Hell, yeah.
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Here are the keys to your
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new penthouse.
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You can't thank me later.
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Huh?
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Yes.
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Amnesia?
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More like Mitch-nesia if
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I'm dealing with Shake.
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It's cool.
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I'm gonna keep on playing this
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thing out till I remember what
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the hell's going on.
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Come on, let me take you to
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Trina's so you can pack
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your stuff.
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If I got a penthouse,
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why the hell
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I need to go to Trina's?
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You know what?
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I like to hear that.
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Take this, I'm going to
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the bank.
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I mean--I mean the blood bank.
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It's--it's for the children.
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You good?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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All right.
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G-Lo!
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Come on.
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What's up, man?
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What's up, Kev'.
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What the hell are you
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doing here?
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Man, I came to holler at you.
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Holler at me, for what?
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What's going on?
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Everything.
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Grab a seat, man.
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Thank you.
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You drinking?
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Yeah, of course.
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Okay, I gotta get
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you something.
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Oh, here it is.
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She always remembers.
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Here we go,
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Mr. Lopez.
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Thank you.
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What the hell is that,
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a Molotov cocktail?
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Exactly.
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You're gonna mess around
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and piss
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and burn your whole [bleep]
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house down when you get home.
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Hey, so, check it out--
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Have you thought
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about my offer like I asked you?
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What offer?
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To do my film, "47 1⁄2 Hours"?
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"47 1⁄2 Hours?"
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What's that about?
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Oh, man, what's it about?
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It's about getting paid.
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Paramount is willing to pay you
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$20 million to do it.
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Yeah, right.
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Stop playing with me, man.
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Come on, Kev', beans
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and greens,
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together on the big screen.
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You gotta admit that sounds hot.
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Sounds a little gassy
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to me, George.
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Okay, look, man, you--
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your timing is just off.
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Bad timing, that's all.
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Oh, really, why?
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'Cause you're doing that little
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movie with your D-list buddies?
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I'm gonna stop you
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right there.
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First of all, George, I don't
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even have buddies.
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Say, look, I don't know what
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movie you're talking about.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about movie,
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that--that "Flopping Legends"
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bull [bleep].
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Flopping what?
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I don't even know what that is.
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Hey, Kev'!
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Man, I only got $15
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in my account, okay?
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And the ATM machines over
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here--guess what?--they only
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push out 20's, man.
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How the hell you gonna be on
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the money team when you ain't
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got no money?
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Kevin, it's not that we all
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got money team,
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it's just a team.
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You know what, Jackie?
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Just--Hey, George?
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Where did George go?
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George?
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Where the hell did he go?
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He was just sitting right--
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[phone buzzing]
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I gotta go over to
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Trina's house.
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You got a ride?
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You know I got you.
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Taxi!
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Wait, why you calling
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a cab?
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Hey, buddy.
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What the hell are we doing?
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I thought you said you had
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a ride, man.
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No, I said I got you a cab,
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and now it's gone.
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Dude, are you sparring with
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Floyd Mayweather, Jr., because
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you're starting to act like
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Mayweather, Sr.
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No, he ain't got nothing to
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do with it.
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Another cab will come.
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No, the fact is you said
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there was a car,
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and it's not a car.
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Kev', I'm gonna get you
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another one, man.
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It don't matter, man.
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You fellas need a ride?
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Hell, yeah,
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we need a ride, man.
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Yeah we need a God damn ride.
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Dependin' on you.
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I'm glad you showed up because
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we'd have been out here all day.
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Hey, I was out here trying to
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get a cab.
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Hell, yeah, George!
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♪ It's time for you to act
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♪ Like a man
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♪ Get a hold of yourself
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♪ Have control of yourself ♪
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Kevin, where were you?
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You just disappeared.
340
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I was worried sick about you.
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Oh, you was worried sick
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about me, huh?
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Yes.
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Just like you were worried
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when you dumped and embarrassed
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me in front of all those white
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people on the one black guy that
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you hired?
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Steven?
350
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Yeah, whatever.
351
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He probably was a hologram.
352
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Yeah.
353
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What are you--
354
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Yeah, what I'm talking about
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is the fact that I got my memory
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back, Trina.
357
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That's wonder--
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Hey, don't touch me.
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Don't touch me.
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No, no, I ain't in no touching
361
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mood right now.
362
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Okay, I get it.
363
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Ass [bleep] Kevin is back.
364
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Yeah, yeah, he is back.
365
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Same Kevin that was on
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the streets, sleeping in his own
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piss, selling man-tail.
368
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You were
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prostituting yourself?
370
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No... yes.
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No.
372
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Sorta not.
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I took the money and I ran.
374
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You don't run very fast.
375
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It's not about that, so let's
376
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just leave that dark place
377
00:07:56,862 --> 00:07:58,032
alone, okay?
378
00:07:58,034 --> 00:07:58,864
What this is about is the fact
379
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that it was your fault.
380
00:08:00,068 --> 00:08:00,968
You did that to me, and right
381
00:08:00,965 --> 00:08:03,205
now I want you to go get amnesia
382
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and forget that you ever met me.
383
00:08:05,137 --> 00:08:06,757
Right, sure, until you need
384
00:08:06,758 --> 00:08:07,408
me again.
385
00:08:07,413 --> 00:08:08,413
I won't need you again.
386
00:08:08,413 --> 00:08:09,073
I'm sure you will.
387
00:08:09,068 --> 00:08:09,758
No, I won't.
388
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I won't need anything from--
389
00:08:11,172 --> 00:08:11,862
you know what I need?
390
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I can tell you what I need
391
00:08:12,517 --> 00:08:13,687
right now.
392
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I need you to call whoever drew
393
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this picture for you, whoever
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painted that little portrait--
395
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why don't you get them on
396
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the phone,
397
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and tell them-- A, that
398
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they stole your money,
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'cause that's a horrible job.
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B, tell them I said to cut their
401
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[bleep] ear off, 'cause that's
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stupid and it sucks.
403
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It looks like somebody took
404
00:08:31,068 --> 00:08:31,758
Terrence Howard
405
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and Michael Jackson
406
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had a baby that--
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that couldn't look up.
408
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That's what it looks like.
409
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Yeah, so deal with that.
410
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I'm done, done with this house,
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I'm done with you.
412
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I about to "Van Gogh." [grunts]
413
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You painted
414
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the portrait, genius.
415
00:08:48,172 --> 00:08:50,032
Oh, right, so now
416
00:08:50,034 --> 00:08:51,004
I can paint?
417
00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,620
I can't even color.
418
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I got my memory back, remember?
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[door slams]
420
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Oh, God.
421
00:08:59,931 --> 00:09:02,001
Welcome back [bleep], Kevin.
422
00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:06,970
[knocking]
423
00:09:06,965 --> 00:09:08,655
I gotta number two.
424
00:09:08,655 --> 00:09:09,305
Record time.
425
00:09:09,310 --> 00:09:11,280
Please.
426
00:09:11,275 --> 00:09:11,995
[bleep] Just don't go look in
427
00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,310
your bush in the morning.
428
00:09:13,310 --> 00:09:14,000
♪ Don't play with me
429
00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:14,830
♪ I'm serious y'all
430
00:09:14,827 --> 00:09:15,477
♪ Don't play with me
431
00:09:15,482 --> 00:09:16,662
♪ I'm serious don't
432
00:09:16,655 --> 00:09:17,995
No, do not [bleep]
433
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,970
in my bushes!
434
00:09:20,965 --> 00:09:21,825
Stop it!
435
00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:23,167
[farts]
436
00:09:23,172 --> 00:09:23,862
What?
437
00:09:23,862 --> 00:09:24,552
♪ Don't play with me
438
00:09:24,551 --> 00:09:25,591
♪ I'm serious, y'all
439
00:09:25,586 --> 00:09:26,516
♪ Move that
440
00:09:26,517 --> 00:09:27,277
♪ Don't play with me
441
00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,275
♪ I'm serious, y'all ♪
442
00:09:28,275 --> 00:09:28,965
All I'm saying is
443
00:09:28,965 --> 00:09:29,715
I don't know why you're so loyal
444
00:09:29,724 --> 00:09:30,904
to your boys when word
445
00:09:30,896 --> 00:09:31,686
on the street is
446
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they're the ones that
447
00:09:32,344 --> 00:09:33,104
held you over the ledge
448
00:09:33,103 --> 00:09:34,073
and dropped you.
449
00:09:34,068 --> 00:09:35,098
Yep, he right,
450
00:09:35,103 --> 00:09:36,343
Kevin. He not lying.
451
00:09:36,344 --> 00:09:37,034
Everybody talking about it.
452
00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:37,974
Wait, wait, wait.
453
00:09:37,965 --> 00:09:39,445
What you mean they "dropped me"?
454
00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:40,518
All I'm saying is they opened
455
00:09:40,517 --> 00:09:42,337
their hands and they let you go.
456
00:09:42,344 --> 00:09:43,454
You see these fries?
457
00:09:43,448 --> 00:09:45,408
If I open my hands, they fall.
458
00:09:45,413 --> 00:09:46,073
You see this
459
00:09:46,068 --> 00:09:47,028
little black burnt one?
460
00:09:47,034 --> 00:09:47,794
That's you.
461
00:09:47,793 --> 00:09:48,593
Don't call me no black burnt
462
00:09:48,586 --> 00:09:49,546
fry, George.
463
00:09:49,551 --> 00:09:51,381
I'm a well-cooked, golden fry,
464
00:09:51,379 --> 00:09:52,069
okay?
465
00:09:52,068 --> 00:09:53,338
I'm a nugget.
466
00:09:53,344 --> 00:09:54,004
That's what I am.
467
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:54,970
I'm a little chicken nugget.
468
00:09:54,965 --> 00:09:55,655
All right, little nugget.
469
00:09:55,655 --> 00:09:56,755
That was in the grease for
470
00:09:56,758 --> 00:09:57,478
seven minutes.
471
00:09:57,482 --> 00:09:58,692
Listen, man, all I'm saying
472
00:09:58,689 --> 00:09:59,969
is they did it to save their own
473
00:09:59,965 --> 00:10:01,235
lives, right?
474
00:10:01,241 --> 00:10:02,001
If it had been my boys, we'd all
475
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:02,590
have been saved,
476
00:10:02,586 --> 00:10:03,856
or we'd have all fallen.
477
00:10:03,862 --> 00:10:04,592
See, you know, George,
478
00:10:04,586 --> 00:10:05,306
that's what I'm always telling
479
00:10:05,310 --> 00:10:06,000
you, man, I don't have no
480
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,590
real friends, man.
481
00:10:06,586 --> 00:10:07,236
I hear ya.
482
00:10:07,241 --> 00:10:07,931
Whoa!
483
00:10:07,931 --> 00:10:10,211
Whoa, wait a minute now, Kevin.
484
00:10:10,206 --> 00:10:10,966
You mean to tell me after all
485
00:10:10,965 --> 00:10:11,755
that me and you done been
486
00:10:11,758 --> 00:10:13,408
through, huh?
487
00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:14,623
We've been friends, for what,
488
00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:17,000
the past three hours?
489
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,210
Never in my life, Kevin,
490
00:10:18,206 --> 00:10:19,856
have I once ever,
491
00:10:19,862 --> 00:10:20,972
ever double-crossed you.
492
00:10:20,965 --> 00:10:22,065
Never.
493
00:10:22,068 --> 00:10:23,758
[Bleep] They've got some
494
00:10:23,758 --> 00:10:24,968
good-ass hotdogs.
495
00:10:24,965 --> 00:10:26,065
Is that my hotdog, Jackie?
496
00:10:26,068 --> 00:10:27,238
You was about to
497
00:10:27,241 --> 00:10:28,241
eat this, Kevin?
498
00:10:28,241 --> 00:10:29,141
Jackie, get that hotdog out
499
00:10:29,137 --> 00:10:29,827
of my face.
500
00:10:29,827 --> 00:10:30,587
I ain't gonna double bite off of
501
00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:31,276
your bite.
502
00:10:31,275 --> 00:10:31,965
Hey, I--
503
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,095
No, I ain't bite bite.
504
00:10:33,103 --> 00:10:33,793
Don't friends share?
505
00:10:33,793 --> 00:10:34,553
No, I don't wanna bite bite.
506
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:35,211
Friends share.
507
00:10:35,206 --> 00:10:35,926
I don't wanna bite bite.
508
00:10:35,931 --> 00:10:36,591
Take a nibble off your
509
00:10:36,586 --> 00:10:37,476
friend's weeny.
510
00:10:37,482 --> 00:10:39,002
I'm not gonna do it, George.
511
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,690
So, what you gonna do, Kev'?
512
00:10:41,689 --> 00:10:42,409
I'm gonna tell you what I'm
513
00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:43,453
gonna do--
514
00:10:43,448 --> 00:10:45,068
take me to Nellie's house.
515
00:10:45,068 --> 00:10:48,618
This is war.
516
00:10:48,620 --> 00:10:58,280
[tires squealing]
517
00:10:58,275 --> 00:10:59,785
♪ I ain't gonna lie to ya
518
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,143
♪ You're naive, homey
519
00:11:01,137 --> 00:11:02,407
♪ I saved the best for ya
520
00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:03,523
♪ Try these for me ♪
521
00:11:03,517 --> 00:11:04,447
I just got back from Dubai.
522
00:11:04,448 --> 00:11:05,098
I love Dubai.
523
00:11:05,103 --> 00:11:06,173
Abu Dhabi actually.
524
00:11:06,172 --> 00:11:06,972
Wow, you should've stayed in
525
00:11:06,965 --> 00:11:07,615
my house out there.
526
00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:08,280
You got a house
527
00:11:08,275 --> 00:11:08,965
in Dubai, Nick?
528
00:11:08,965 --> 00:11:09,785
Several, they're incredible.
529
00:11:09,793 --> 00:11:10,453
You know what, Nick?
530
00:11:10,448 --> 00:11:11,098
[bleep] you.
531
00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:11,903
You know, I was hanging with
532
00:11:11,896 --> 00:11:12,546
the prince--
533
00:11:12,551 --> 00:11:13,281
Is that where you got that
534
00:11:13,275 --> 00:11:14,655
[bleep] ass chair from?
535
00:11:14,655 --> 00:11:15,615
That was sent by the prince.
536
00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:16,550
Prince Aziz?
537
00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:17,621
How'd you know his name?
538
00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:18,340
I mean everybody knows
539
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,174
Aziz, right?
540
00:11:19,172 --> 00:11:20,282
You know what I realize when
541
00:11:20,275 --> 00:11:22,715
we were standing on that ledge?
542
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:23,414
How fortunate and blessed
543
00:11:23,413 --> 00:11:24,833
we are.
544
00:11:24,827 --> 00:11:26,377
I mean, look at us.
545
00:11:26,379 --> 00:11:27,379
Now, we need to share some of
546
00:11:27,379 --> 00:11:28,409
these blessings with other
547
00:11:28,413 --> 00:11:29,723
people that are less fortunate
548
00:11:29,724 --> 00:11:30,694
than us.
549
00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:32,209
Share our wealth, open our
550
00:11:32,206 --> 00:11:33,716
hearts to other people.
551
00:11:33,724 --> 00:11:34,384
Man, nobody knows what
552
00:11:34,379 --> 00:11:35,689
the hell is going on with Boris.
553
00:11:35,689 --> 00:11:37,619
Ever since "the fall," he's been
554
00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:38,550
walking around like the damn
555
00:11:38,551 --> 00:11:40,071
Dali Prada.
556
00:11:40,068 --> 00:11:41,408
See, when you open and free
557
00:11:41,413 --> 00:11:43,343
to know that you don't know,
558
00:11:43,344 --> 00:11:44,144
people who didn't know that they
559
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,757
know... aren't in the know,
560
00:11:46,758 --> 00:11:48,138
you know?
561
00:11:48,137 --> 00:11:48,827
You know what, Boris,
562
00:11:48,827 --> 00:11:49,827
you're scaring me with this cult
563
00:11:49,827 --> 00:11:50,477
[bleep].
564
00:11:50,482 --> 00:11:51,342
All right?
565
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:52,314
We're playing poker right now.
566
00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:54,030
Share with us your hand.
567
00:11:54,034 --> 00:11:56,554
What do you have in your hand?
568
00:11:56,551 --> 00:11:58,001
I have a very deep connection
569
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,690
with my inner self, Duane,
570
00:11:59,689 --> 00:12:01,999
but I wish you would, too.
571
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:02,860
What?
572
00:12:02,862 --> 00:12:03,662
You know what, Boris,
573
00:12:03,655 --> 00:12:04,995
just show the cards, man.
574
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:05,690
Show the damn cards.
575
00:12:05,689 --> 00:12:09,239
Put your cards down.
576
00:12:09,241 --> 00:12:10,521
Here you go.
577
00:12:10,517 --> 00:12:13,997
Elvis, James Brown, Bernie Mac,
578
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,970
Michael Jackson.
579
00:12:16,965 --> 00:12:18,545
What're you talking about?
580
00:12:18,551 --> 00:12:20,551
Four kings, baby.
581
00:12:20,551 --> 00:12:23,211
Boom!
582
00:12:23,206 --> 00:12:25,066
Oh, that was clever.
583
00:12:25,068 --> 00:12:26,028
I love it.
584
00:12:26,034 --> 00:12:26,864
Speaking of share, are you
585
00:12:26,862 --> 00:12:27,792
gonna share some of this
586
00:12:27,793 --> 00:12:28,453
with us?
587
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,998
Nope, but what I will share
588
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,550
is a moment of meditation.
589
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:32,411
Let's all join hands.
590
00:12:32,413 --> 00:12:33,073
No, you won't.
591
00:12:33,068 --> 00:12:33,968
Join hands?
592
00:12:33,965 --> 00:12:34,685
Now, what I'd like to do is
593
00:12:34,689 --> 00:12:35,859
rejoin with my money you just
594
00:12:35,862 --> 00:12:36,522
took from me.
595
00:12:36,517 --> 00:12:38,137
Meditate on that.
596
00:12:38,137 --> 00:12:39,067
Yes, I did.
597
00:12:39,068 --> 00:12:39,998
I know he cheated.
598
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,020
Four kings?
599
00:12:41,017 --> 00:12:41,997
It's not even four kings in
600
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,140
the deck.
601
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,997
Hey, what's happening,
602
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,160
Suede Jacket?
603
00:12:46,155 --> 00:12:47,715
Ain't that the dude from ATL.
604
00:12:47,724 --> 00:12:48,454
What's up, man?
605
00:12:48,448 --> 00:12:49,618
I've done other movies, Nick.
606
00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:50,380
What he needs to do is go to
607
00:12:50,379 --> 00:12:52,169
the ATM and get my money he
608
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,412
owes me, Jackie Long.
609
00:12:53,413 --> 00:12:54,663
I got one upstairs.
610
00:12:54,655 --> 00:12:55,445
Hey, Jackie, you owe me
611
00:12:55,448 --> 00:12:56,588
money, too, so get mine while
612
00:12:56,586 --> 00:12:57,336
you're at it.
613
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,144
Look, get in line, mitches
614
00:12:59,137 --> 00:12:59,827
A'ight?
615
00:12:59,827 --> 00:13:01,027
Don't worry about what you
616
00:13:01,034 --> 00:13:02,174
owe me, Jackie Long.
617
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:03,592
Good luck on that.
618
00:13:03,586 --> 00:13:04,236
Hey, guys, mind if
619
00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:05,001
I sit down?
620
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,450
I just wanna hang out.
621
00:13:06,448 --> 00:13:07,688
You know how to play this?
622
00:13:07,689 --> 00:13:08,659
No, what're you playing?
623
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:09,305
Poker.
624
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:11,100
Oh, come sit down.
625
00:13:11,103 --> 00:13:11,973
Have a seat.
626
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,685
What's it called again?
627
00:13:13,689 --> 00:13:15,069
Poker.
628
00:13:15,068 --> 00:13:16,168
Poker, what's that?
629
00:13:16,172 --> 00:13:17,862
This is poker.
630
00:13:17,862 --> 00:13:18,522
You never played poker?
631
00:13:18,517 --> 00:13:19,167
No.
632
00:13:19,172 --> 00:13:19,902
You don't remember how to
633
00:13:19,896 --> 00:13:20,516
play this game?
634
00:13:20,517 --> 00:13:22,307
No, but I'm a fast learner.
635
00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:23,170
Okay, okay.
636
00:13:23,172 --> 00:13:23,862
So, I guess I'll
637
00:13:23,862 --> 00:13:24,862
have to learn.
638
00:13:24,862 --> 00:13:26,482
We gonna teach you.
639
00:13:26,482 --> 00:13:27,552
Just make sure you show
640
00:13:27,551 --> 00:13:28,621
everyone your cards.
641
00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:29,480
Okay.
642
00:13:29,482 --> 00:13:30,172
All righty.
643
00:13:30,172 --> 00:13:30,932
And I'm gonna loan you some
644
00:13:30,931 --> 00:13:31,691
money, and you just gotta pay me
645
00:13:31,689 --> 00:13:32,169
back double.
646
00:13:32,172 --> 00:13:32,862
Yeah.
647
00:13:32,862 --> 00:13:33,692
Sounds fair to me.
648
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:34,929
All righty.
649
00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:35,791
Cut that.
650
00:13:35,793 --> 00:13:36,553
Okay.
651
00:13:36,551 --> 00:13:37,281
What's a cut?
652
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,545
Cut is...
653
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:39,661
That's good enough for me.
654
00:13:39,655 --> 00:13:40,965
All right.
655
00:13:40,965 --> 00:13:41,785
Yo, it's sad enough Kevin
656
00:13:41,793 --> 00:13:43,173
already lost his memory,
657
00:13:43,172 --> 00:13:43,862
now he's about to lose
658
00:13:43,862 --> 00:13:45,792
his wallet, too?
659
00:13:45,793 --> 00:13:47,003
It's the way it goes.
660
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,480
House always wins,
661
00:13:49,482 --> 00:13:51,282
and it's my house.
662
00:13:51,275 --> 00:13:54,655
Well, that's four aces, guys!
663
00:13:54,655 --> 00:13:55,615
Oh, wow.
664
00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:56,280
What?
665
00:13:56,275 --> 00:13:56,995
What's that mean?
666
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000
You win, Kevin.
667
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:58,690
Again?
668
00:13:58,689 --> 00:13:59,409
It's all yours.
669
00:13:59,413 --> 00:14:00,173
God.
670
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,002
I don't know what's going on.
671
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,450
This is like--I guess it's just
672
00:14:04,448 --> 00:14:05,998
beginner's luck, huh?
673
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,140
Hey, guys, you know what?
674
00:14:08,137 --> 00:14:08,997
Tell me about old Kev'.
675
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,520
Like, what was he like?
676
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,827
No, you don't.
677
00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:12,897
You don't wanna know that.
678
00:14:12,896 --> 00:14:13,966
He's a prick.
679
00:14:13,965 --> 00:14:14,715
He was troublesome.
680
00:14:14,724 --> 00:14:15,484
You couldn't trust him.
681
00:14:15,482 --> 00:14:16,212
Not at all.
682
00:14:16,206 --> 00:14:17,276
He'll stab you in the back from
683
00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:17,965
the front.
684
00:14:17,965 --> 00:14:18,715
He used to cry like
685
00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:19,724
a little mitch.
686
00:14:19,724 --> 00:14:20,694
What?
687
00:14:20,689 --> 00:14:21,619
Pretty much all day.
688
00:14:21,620 --> 00:14:23,380
His heart was heavy, he was full
689
00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:24,099
of sorrow.
690
00:14:24,103 --> 00:14:25,413
I felt bad for him, you know?
691
00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:26,173
I wanted to give him a hug all
692
00:14:26,172 --> 00:14:26,902
the time.
693
00:14:26,896 --> 00:14:28,516
He was so--he made me cry most
694
00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:29,277
of the time.
695
00:14:29,275 --> 00:14:29,995
Wow.
696
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,590
He was a hater.
697
00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:32,686
Instigator.
698
00:14:32,689 --> 00:14:33,409
That's right.
699
00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:34,663
Pint-sized perpetrator.
700
00:14:34,655 --> 00:14:35,755
Well...
701
00:14:35,758 --> 00:14:37,338
Oh, yeah, and just only cared
702
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:38,524
about his damn self.
703
00:14:38,517 --> 00:14:39,377
Well...
704
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,899
Self-centered, selfish,
705
00:14:40,896 --> 00:14:42,446
took a bunch of selfies,
706
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:43,408
all the selfs.
707
00:14:43,413 --> 00:14:44,483
Yeah...
708
00:14:44,482 --> 00:14:46,762
One of the most arrogant ass
709
00:14:46,758 --> 00:14:48,998
[bleep] in history of ass
710
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,480
[bleep] on the planet of
711
00:14:50,482 --> 00:14:51,482
ass [bleep].
712
00:14:51,482 --> 00:14:52,662
More arrogant than Boris.
713
00:14:52,655 --> 00:14:53,335
Yes.
714
00:14:53,344 --> 00:14:54,594
And you know the only thing
715
00:14:54,586 --> 00:14:56,656
I regret is that I didn't whoop
716
00:14:56,655 --> 00:14:58,305
ol' Kev's ass when I had
717
00:14:58,310 --> 00:14:59,170
the chance.
718
00:14:59,172 --> 00:15:01,282
So, uh, instead of whooping
719
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:04,235
his ass, y'all just decided to
720
00:15:04,241 --> 00:15:10,101
drop him off the ledge.
721
00:15:10,103 --> 00:15:11,313
What?
722
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:12,830
What's wrong?
723
00:15:12,827 --> 00:15:13,477
What, teacher
724
00:15:13,482 --> 00:15:14,412
got your tongue?
725
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,283
Hmm?
726
00:15:15,275 --> 00:15:17,825
Are you shook, shake.
727
00:15:17,827 --> 00:15:18,547
Your suspenders too tight
728
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:21,001
right now, Nick?
729
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,620
Eya eya...
730
00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:24,140
Uh-oh.
731
00:15:24,137 --> 00:15:25,237
Hey, Boris,
732
00:15:25,241 --> 00:15:28,591
what's happening now?
733
00:15:28,586 --> 00:15:32,786
Yeah!
734
00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:34,243
That's right, mitches.
735
00:15:34,241 --> 00:15:36,171
Ol' Kev is back, and I know you
736
00:15:36,172 --> 00:15:37,342
mother [bleep] dropped me off
737
00:15:37,344 --> 00:15:39,144
the ledge.
738
00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:40,517
Ain't that right, Mo?
739
00:15:40,517 --> 00:15:43,167
I guess it just got hot in here.
740
00:15:43,172 --> 00:15:44,862
Yeah.
741
00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:47,282
[bleep] Just get real!
742
00:15:47,275 --> 00:15:49,475
[bleep] Just got real!
743
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:50,142
You can't do that.
744
00:15:50,137 --> 00:15:50,827
I'm--I'm mad.
745
00:15:50,827 --> 00:15:52,617
Stop.
746
00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:53,690
You--you're taking away my anger
747
00:15:53,689 --> 00:15:54,929
when you do that on my back.
748
00:15:54,931 --> 00:15:55,761
Well, you said [bleep]
749
00:15:55,758 --> 00:15:57,658
got real.
750
00:15:57,655 --> 00:16:02,825
It's real!
751
00:16:02,827 --> 00:16:03,927
Y'all make me sick!
752
00:16:03,931 --> 00:16:04,591
You know what, I should--
753
00:16:04,586 --> 00:16:07,166
You should do what?
754
00:16:07,172 --> 00:16:08,452
I wasn't talking to you,
755
00:16:08,448 --> 00:16:10,098
I was talking to Nick.
756
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:10,903
Excuse me.
757
00:16:10,896 --> 00:16:12,686
I should bust your ass, Nick.
758
00:16:12,689 --> 00:16:13,339
I had nothing to do
759
00:16:13,344 --> 00:16:14,004
with that.
760
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:14,760
I didn't drop you off.
761
00:16:14,758 --> 00:16:15,858
I wish I would've, though.
762
00:16:15,862 --> 00:16:16,522
Kevin, come on, man.
763
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,717
It was an accident.
764
00:16:17,724 --> 00:16:18,594
It was no accident, Boris!
765
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:19,236
Yes, it was.
766
00:16:19,241 --> 00:16:20,001
No, it wasn't.
767
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:20,900
Only accident that happened
768
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:21,856
today was Jackie's
769
00:16:21,862 --> 00:16:23,002
wardrobe choice.
770
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:23,900
That's it.
771
00:16:23,896 --> 00:16:25,656
Y'all tried to kill me, man.
772
00:16:25,655 --> 00:16:26,375
What're you talking about?
773
00:16:26,379 --> 00:16:26,999
What--
774
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:27,860
Kevin, you're our boy, man.
775
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:28,552
Besides, if we wanted to
776
00:16:28,551 --> 00:16:29,211
kill you, I would've--
777
00:16:29,206 --> 00:16:30,656
Hey, hey, hey!
778
00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:31,305
No!
779
00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:33,030
Are you nuts?
780
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,104
Hey, guys, anyone want
781
00:16:34,103 --> 00:16:36,483
more chicken?
782
00:16:36,482 --> 00:16:38,972
I got breasts and thighs.
783
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:39,995
And ass.
784
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:40,690
What the hell are you
785
00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:41,339
doing here, Bridgette?
786
00:16:41,344 --> 00:16:44,074
Hey, I told you last week,
787
00:16:44,068 --> 00:16:46,548
Kevin.
788
00:16:46,551 --> 00:16:47,381
This little dirty, dirty
789
00:16:47,379 --> 00:16:48,589
south mitch just broke man
790
00:16:48,586 --> 00:16:49,856
law number one.
791
00:16:49,862 --> 00:16:50,862
You never mess with your boy's
792
00:16:50,862 --> 00:16:53,412
ex, unless it's Nicole
793
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,413
or Mariah.
794
00:16:55,413 --> 00:16:56,213
Or Ashanti.
795
00:16:56,206 --> 00:16:56,966
I would--I would've definitely
796
00:16:56,965 --> 00:16:58,205
messed with Ashanti.
797
00:16:58,206 --> 00:17:01,276
Hey, babe.
798
00:17:01,275 --> 00:17:03,275
Did you just smack my ex-wife
799
00:17:03,275 --> 00:17:05,785
on her firm, supple pumped ass
800
00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:07,483
that I don't want no more?
801
00:17:07,482 --> 00:17:09,412
That's complete disrespect.
802
00:17:09,413 --> 00:17:10,483
And for that,
803
00:17:10,482 --> 00:17:11,592
you get dealt with.
804
00:17:11,586 --> 00:17:13,096
It's on mother--
805
00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:14,623
Oh!
806
00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:15,970
Hey.
807
00:17:15,965 --> 00:17:17,855
You little Ratchet Rapunzel.
808
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,692
Who are you calling Rapunzel?
809
00:17:19,689 --> 00:17:20,379
He calling you
810
00:17:20,379 --> 00:17:23,479
Ratchet Rapun--
811
00:17:23,482 --> 00:17:25,552
That's for Serena, mitch!
812
00:17:25,551 --> 00:17:26,211
Get off me.
813
00:17:26,206 --> 00:17:26,896
Get off of me.
814
00:17:26,896 --> 00:17:28,376
Get off of me!
815
00:17:28,379 --> 00:17:29,449
Now, y'all wanna pull me up?
816
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:30,208
You should've pulled me up when
817
00:17:30,206 --> 00:17:30,996
I was on the damn ledge.
818
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,030
You know what?
819
00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:33,284
You done messed up.
820
00:17:33,275 --> 00:17:34,995
You messed up big time,
821
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:35,690
'cause I got
822
00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:36,929
the whole thing on tape.
823
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,031
That's right.
824
00:17:38,034 --> 00:17:38,974
That little alimony
825
00:17:38,965 --> 00:17:40,095
about to go down.
826
00:17:40,103 --> 00:17:44,073
The only thing that's going
827
00:17:44,068 --> 00:17:46,658
down is your cell phone, mitch.
828
00:17:46,655 --> 00:17:48,165
That was sexy.
829
00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:49,482
Hey, hey, everybody just
830
00:17:49,482 --> 00:17:50,862
chill, all right?
831
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,212
Obviously, Kevin is suffering
832
00:17:52,206 --> 00:17:53,616
from the symptoms of amnesia.
833
00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:54,410
I'm not suffering from no
834
00:17:54,413 --> 00:17:55,973
symptoms of amnesia.
835
00:17:55,965 --> 00:17:56,685
As a matter of fact, you know
836
00:17:56,689 --> 00:17:57,339
what you all can forget--
837
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,454
especially you,
838
00:17:58,448 --> 00:17:59,928
Mr. Unincredible-- you can
839
00:17:59,931 --> 00:18:00,901
forget about me endorsing you as
840
00:18:00,896 --> 00:18:02,096
mayor, unless you're running for
841
00:18:02,103 --> 00:18:02,863
the mayor
842
00:18:02,862 --> 00:18:04,142
of the crack in my ass.
843
00:18:04,137 --> 00:18:05,337
It's a wipe for you,
844
00:18:05,344 --> 00:18:06,034
you hear me?
845
00:18:06,034 --> 00:18:07,244
A wet wipe.
846
00:18:07,241 --> 00:18:08,241
And, Boris, thank you for not
847
00:18:08,241 --> 00:18:09,001
asking me for nothing.
848
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:09,690
Love you, man.
849
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:10,409
'Cause I wouldn't have gave
850
00:18:10,413 --> 00:18:11,003
you [bleep] anyway.
851
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:11,690
What--
852
00:18:11,689 --> 00:18:12,449
And you can forget about me
853
00:18:12,448 --> 00:18:13,208
doing that movie
854
00:18:13,206 --> 00:18:14,206
"Flopping Legend."
855
00:18:14,206 --> 00:18:14,966
It's "Fallen Legend."
856
00:18:14,965 --> 00:18:15,615
Well, it's gonna flop
857
00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:16,930
'cause you don't have a star.
858
00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:17,901
That's right.
859
00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:20,026
You all can kiss my ass.
860
00:18:20,034 --> 00:18:20,904
Jackie, get your
861
00:18:20,896 --> 00:18:22,306
straight-to-DVD-movie ass up off
862
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,240
the floor.
863
00:18:23,241 --> 00:18:23,931
You're overacting.
864
00:18:23,931 --> 00:18:24,591
I want to give you
865
00:18:24,586 --> 00:18:25,896
the package, Nellie.
866
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,206
[bleep] all y'all.
867
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:28,136
And I ain't paying none of your
868
00:18:28,137 --> 00:18:29,967
money back, especially you,
869
00:18:29,965 --> 00:18:32,135
Bridgette, and Serena punched
870
00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:33,587
way harder.
871
00:18:33,586 --> 00:18:34,306
Ha ha!
872
00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:35,620
I'm okay, Kevvy!
873
00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:37,450
Come on!
874
00:18:37,448 --> 00:18:38,518
Kevin, that [bleep] damn girl,
875
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,517
Bridgette, oh, she lucky she's
876
00:18:40,517 --> 00:18:41,717
a woman, boy.
877
00:18:41,724 --> 00:18:42,934
I should've called Serena to go
878
00:18:42,931 --> 00:18:46,691
ahead and take it out on her.
879
00:18:46,689 --> 00:18:52,519
But I'm cool.
880
00:18:52,517 --> 00:18:53,167
You still want me to do
881
00:18:53,172 --> 00:18:54,552
"47 1⁄2 Hours"?
882
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:55,311
Hell, yeah.
883
00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:57,030
Then let's do it.
884
00:18:57,034 --> 00:18:57,834
I knew you'd see things
885
00:18:57,827 --> 00:18:58,687
my way.
886
00:18:58,689 --> 00:18:59,659
Hang on.
887
00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:02,165
[tires squeal]
888
00:19:02,172 --> 00:19:03,002
Hey, George, we ain't gotta
889
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,280
go this fast, man.
890
00:19:05,275 --> 00:19:10,515
Slow your ass down!
891
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:26,687
♪
892
00:19:26,689 --> 00:19:29,829
[heart beating, crowd cheering]
893
00:19:29,827 --> 00:19:30,827
♪
894
00:19:30,827 --> 00:19:34,717
[metal clanking]
♪
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