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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,475 --> 00:00:09,135 (sing-songy): Guess who just gave blood 2 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:10,680 because I'm better than you. 3 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:11,784 Was it you, Kevin? 4 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:12,975 Yes, Sasquatch, it was. 5 00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:14,717 There are a lot of sides to Kev 6 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:16,182 you don't know anything about. 7 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:18,690 Did you know that I have baby veins? What? 8 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:21,162 Yeah. So they couldn't take it out of my arm. 9 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:23,262 They actually took it out of right here. They had to. 10 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:24,864 It's so embarrassing. 11 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:26,825 Yeah, you got some snug trousers... 12 00:00:26,894 --> 00:00:28,564 Thank you. Thanks a lot. 13 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:29,359 It's quite a sacrifice. 14 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:31,070 Yeah, it was a sacrifice, 15 00:00:31,132 --> 00:00:33,832 which is why I stole a whole sleeve of cookies. 16 00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:35,571 In your face, Red Cross! 17 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:36,666 Those are yours. 18 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:39,167 Now I did you a favor, you can do me a favor. 19 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,280 A cookie is not a favor. Sure, it is. 20 00:00:41,342 --> 00:00:43,242 Listen, the word has come down from up top 21 00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:45,251 that we have to class up the magazine. 22 00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:48,023 They said go down there, squeeze the dweeb, 23 00:00:48,082 --> 00:00:50,122 see what sort of highbrow stuff shoots out. 24 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:51,354 So I'm squeezing the dweeb. 25 00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:52,789 No, don't actually... All right, all right! 26 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:54,893 What do you got?! I got an idea. I got an idea. 27 00:00:54,955 --> 00:00:56,355 There's a book festival. 28 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:58,134 Jonathan Franzen is coming down there... (snoring) 29 00:00:58,192 --> 00:01:00,292 (snoring continues) He's a... 30 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:01,331 Right. 31 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,395 Um... I heard about this thing on NPR... 32 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:06,174 (retches) God, I hate it when you do that. There's a, um.... 33 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:07,374 Okay, here's an idea. 34 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:09,235 Prince Harry-- he's in town. 35 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:11,143 Check it... Wait a second, did you get me an interview? 36 00:01:11,205 --> 00:01:12,465 No. Get yourself the interview. 37 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:14,580 You do it, you get to keep the cookie, 38 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:18,152 which is a metaphor for your job. 39 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:19,982 A metaphor's like a simile without the word "like." 40 00:01:20,047 --> 00:01:21,317 I went to ninth grade. 41 00:01:23,984 --> 00:01:25,324 (whispers): Hey, baby. 42 00:01:25,386 --> 00:01:26,746 Babe? 43 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:27,820 (loudly): Mike? 44 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:29,458 Mike? 45 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:34,897 (sputters) 46 00:01:34,962 --> 00:01:36,432 (groans) Hi! 47 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:38,067 Good morning, sleepyhead. You up? 48 00:01:38,132 --> 00:01:39,472 I guess. 49 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:41,243 (panting) 50 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:42,802 Did you just get back from your run? 51 00:01:42,870 --> 00:01:44,170 Mm-hmm. 52 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:45,308 (whispering): Five miles with the jogging stroller. 53 00:01:45,373 --> 00:01:46,473 A personal record. 54 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:48,480 (whispering): Why are we whispering? 55 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:51,082 Is that 'cause Tommy's down for a nap? 56 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:52,745 Because Tommy's down for a nap. 57 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:56,023 Do you have time to do your wife a little favor? 58 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:57,853 Oh, I will make the time. 59 00:01:57,918 --> 00:01:59,118 (laughs) 60 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:00,687 I have to be at work early all next week. 61 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:02,494 Can you take the morning shift for a couple days? 62 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:04,226 You mean the one where I have to wake him 63 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:05,932 at 5:00 a.m.? That shift? 64 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:08,133 I know that it sucks, but... 65 00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:10,156 if you do me a favor... 66 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:12,301 I will do you a favor. 67 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:14,336 Oh, so sex with me is a favor now, huh? 68 00:02:14,402 --> 00:02:16,672 No, I was trying to sound fun and flirty. 69 00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:19,207 It's very hard to convey nuance in a whisper. 70 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:21,013 Yeah, like sarcasm in an e-mail. 71 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:23,114 Yes, like sarcasm in an e-mail. 72 00:02:23,177 --> 00:02:24,747 What happened to your boobs? 73 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:27,152 Oh, it's a sports bra; they'll bounce back up in a minute. 74 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:29,515 (both moaning) 75 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:31,293 I don't know how I'm gonna survive, man. 76 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:34,052 The... the kid wakes up at, like, 5:00 a.m. 77 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:35,291 Oh, what the hell? 78 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:37,486 I know. I mean, who gets up that early? 79 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:39,958 No, no, I just got buried under several hundred dollars' worth 80 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:41,497 of, uh, unpaid parking tickets here. 81 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:43,902 Whoa, whoa, whoa, since when do you dodge parking tickets? 82 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:45,174 No, I don't, I don't. 83 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:46,873 I... They're not mine, they're not mine. 84 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:48,444 My car's in the shop; I'm driving Callie's. 85 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:49,602 It's, like, you would have Ah. 86 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,440 to try to get this many parking tickets. 87 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:52,605 It's, like, a contest. 88 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,783 Look, anyway, guys, look, the bummer is, 89 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:55,982 is that the night shift 90 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:57,313 is actually the easy shift. 91 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:58,748 Lisa just doesn't know it. 92 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:01,012 Tommy is, like, the world's greatest sleeper. 93 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:02,621 It never ceases to amaze me. 94 00:03:06,153 --> 00:03:08,063 Amazing. 95 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:09,761 Really, I don't know where he gets it. 96 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:12,193 You have no idea where he gets it? Nope. 97 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:13,230 Mike. Mike. 98 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:14,064 Mike. Mr. Reilly. 99 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:15,257 Mike! 100 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:20,528 (clanging) 101 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:22,541 That's amazing. I'm gonna get the Magic Markers. 102 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:24,873 How about we mix it up and put his hand in some warm water? 103 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,238 I like that. 104 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:28,077 That was really funny that time, guys. 105 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:29,711 (laughing) 106 00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:36,682 I have to break up with Esmé. Hm? 107 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,650 That's the, uh, cardio boxing instructor? 108 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:42,089 Yep. She's very fit and, as it turns out, slightly crazy. 109 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:43,885 What are your thoughts on that lamp? 110 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:46,257 I've never loved it. 111 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:48,827 You should get rid of it. 112 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,156 You're right. 113 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,600 Maybe this weekend we'll... 114 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:53,726 (whines) 115 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:58,967 Or we could do it now. 116 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:02,109 Oh, yeah, well, we knew she was a total nut job. 117 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:03,335 So why didn't you guys say anything? 118 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:05,151 (laughs) Are you kidding me? 119 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:06,552 We told you repeatedly. 120 00:04:06,614 --> 00:04:08,624 You know, I don't want to be a broken record here, 121 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,652 but there is something off about that girl. 122 00:04:10,718 --> 00:04:13,388 You guys talking about Esmé again? 123 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:16,364 Yeah, you totally got to break up with her. 124 00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:18,434 Did I spill beer in my lap? 125 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:20,192 (snickering, laughing) 126 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,230 Doesn't matter. 127 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:24,126 'Cause I have an exit strategy. 128 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:25,127 Get this. 129 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:27,438 I'm allergic to her cat. 130 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:29,041 Yeah, but you're not allergic. Right, 131 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,772 but I've been faking sneezes for a week and a half. 132 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:33,108 All the groundwork's been laid. Oh... 133 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:35,013 No, no, this is really genius, this cat allergy thing. 134 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:36,275 Yeah, this is like a new take 135 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:37,684 on the whole "it's not you, it's me." 136 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:41,075 (stuffed up): It's not you, it's your cat. 137 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:42,478 I-I don't understand. 138 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:44,250 I really thought that you could've been the one. 139 00:04:44,318 --> 00:04:46,348 (choked up): You're making this so hard. 140 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,760 (fake sneeze) 141 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,292 Oh... 142 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:52,358 I'm gonna have to wrap this up. 143 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:54,026 My nose is running like a faucet. 144 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,928 Hey. Hey, sweetie. 145 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,940 So, um, I... discovered these in your car. 146 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:05,244 (sighs) 147 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,565 They're not like baseball cards, sweetie-- 148 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:07,910 you don't want to collect all of them. 149 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:10,505 Oh, you're fun! (laughs) 150 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:11,878 You're just gonna... Mm-hmm. 151 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:13,045 Sort of missing my point. 152 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:15,283 I like to do this crazy thing where I pay them. 153 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:17,079 You know, I mail them in. (chuckles) 154 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,550 And then... 155 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:21,890 So that's an overdue library book, also. 156 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:23,955 Okay, listen, I need to tell you something. 157 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:25,064 Okay, what is it? 158 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:28,155 It... It's not a big deal or anything like that, 159 00:05:28,228 --> 00:05:29,558 and I should've told you already 160 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:33,300 but it's just, it's hard, and... 161 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:36,097 Can we do this in a happy place? 162 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,909 You are $40,000 in debt? 163 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:40,371 I had to pay for my education! Okay. 164 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:42,381 Okay, you got $40,000 in student loans. 165 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:45,453 Yeah, there's a student loan in there. 166 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:48,423 Also a couple of what I like to call "life loans." 167 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:49,382 Life loans? 168 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:50,480 Oh, calm down. 169 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:51,921 Come on. Shh... 170 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:54,755 (whispers): Let the lavender do its work. 171 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:56,922 Ah... (purring) 172 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,390 Feels good, huh? 173 00:05:58,459 --> 00:05:59,959 I can't do this here. 174 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:04,097 Look, it's not like I was out there buying shoes or anything. 175 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:05,674 Okay, there are some shoes. 176 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:08,203 But I spent my money on experiential knowledge. 177 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:09,798 I lived in India for six months. 178 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,740 I went to Greece with my college professor. 179 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:14,165 Who was your boyfriend. See? I will never do that again. 180 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:16,741 Lesson learned. 181 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:19,250 (sighs) This is not working. 182 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:22,252 ("Stand by Your Man" playing) Mm. You're right, honey, 183 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:24,175 this is... much better. Aw. 184 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:26,151 Sweetie, think of it this way. 185 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:29,089 All those things that you view as financially irresponsible 186 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:32,386 are what made me who I am today, who you love. 187 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:35,430 Well... yes, I do love who you've become. 188 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:37,896 See? Money well spent. Okay. 189 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:38,825 I'll give you that. 190 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,499 So, in a weird way, it's kind of like 191 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:42,038 you owe me $40,000. 192 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:43,242 (laughs) 193 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:45,343 That's really awkward. 194 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:48,105 Don't worry, I'll take it out in trade. 195 00:06:58,285 --> 00:07:02,615 (Tommy crying over baby monitor) 196 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:06,425 (sudden inhale) Hi. 197 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:07,664 This is for you. 198 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:10,098 Remember, lift with your knees, okay? 199 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:13,503 (crying continues) I know. Daddy's gonna be right there, pumpkin. 200 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:18,406 Oh, hey, you're white house, green door, right? 201 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:20,442 Amy. We're the house doing the remodel. 202 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:22,508 Oh, Mike. I put a broken toilet 203 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:24,336 in your dumpster the other day. 204 00:07:24,411 --> 00:07:26,211 Hope that's okay. Oh, totally. (laughs) 205 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,649 Hey, you're married to that jogging lady who never stops, right? 206 00:07:28,716 --> 00:07:30,616 Oh, uh, yeah-- Lisa. 207 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:33,224 She's very focused, very... task-oriented. 208 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,816 But in a fun way. 209 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:36,658 Well, she's missing out. Really? 210 00:07:36,724 --> 00:07:37,794 Mm-hmm. On what? 211 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:39,328 Well, we have this little mommy group 212 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:40,332 going on, and I think you should 213 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:41,433 come by and have some coffee cake. 214 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:43,195 What are we talking, like, store-bought? 215 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:45,573 No, no, no, no-- we have some serious bakers in our group. 216 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:49,103 Kim, over there, used to be a lawyer, and now she puts all that energy into coffee cake. 217 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:53,974 I think Tom is gonna have some new friends. 218 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:58,779 Anyway, it turns out morning shift is awesome! 219 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:00,946 I'm banking points with Lisa, I'm having coffee cake 220 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,154 with these ladies who are hanging on my every word. 221 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:04,346 Okay, they're hanging on your every word, Mike? 222 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:05,647 You heard me. 223 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:07,389 Yeah, I don't buy it. What's your angle? 224 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:08,664 I don't need an angle. 225 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:09,922 I'm the only guy there; that's my angle. 226 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,160 Am I saying your husband's a bad guy? 227 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:13,285 No. 228 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,060 Could he listen a little bit more? 229 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:16,628 Probably. Totally. 230 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:19,927 Simple. Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey. 231 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,340 And that's how you do a perfect pull-up. 232 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:24,502 (boy yelling playfully) 233 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:25,442 (women laughing) 234 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,065 WOMAN: Thank you. 235 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:28,540 ADAM: No, that's your only angle, Mike. 236 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:29,809 All right, so my turn. 237 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,477 Esmé and I are back on. 238 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:34,045 What?! What happened, she didn't buy the cat allergy thing? 239 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:35,384 Oh, no, she bought it... 240 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:37,418 a little too well. Esmé! 241 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:40,294 Hi! I gave Tiger away. 242 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,663 What? 243 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:43,922 It was the hardest thing that I've ever had to do. 244 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:46,091 Why would you do that? I thought about what you said, 245 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:47,829 and you were right. 246 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:49,655 We have so much potential! 247 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,430 I won't let anything stand in the way 248 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:52,998 of our relationship. 249 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:58,670 Ooh... (clicking tongue) 250 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:01,539 Wow! She chose you over the cat. That is it, man. 251 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:03,109 That's it, you have no way out now. 252 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:07,646 So, uh, exactly how many weeks is a cat worth? 253 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:09,245 Weeks?! Uh, try months. 254 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:10,716 (laughs) Easy months. 255 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,224 Wait, how long had she had the cat for? 256 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:13,215 I don't know. 257 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:14,886 Since she was, like, 17, 18. 258 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:16,455 Oh... no! 259 00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:17,663 (Adam laughing) 260 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:19,755 Ah! Not quite a child, 261 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:21,287 but not yet a woman. 262 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:23,501 You cannot break up with her for three months, I'd say. 263 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,773 Yeah, I know. What?! 264 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:26,302 Six months if she had the cat 265 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:27,426 No. when she lost her virginity. 266 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,370 No, no, no, no! Absolutely. Seven months if the cat 267 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:30,196 was in the room when it went down. 268 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:31,340 Seriously? 269 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,344 MIKE: You're screwed. 270 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,235 (laughing) 271 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:34,566 I'm completely serious, yes. 272 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:35,842 You're in for the long haul, buddy. 273 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,609 Add a month every time she mentioned the cat's name. 274 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:39,748 Might as well have a kid with this woman. 275 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,583 You should marry her. I gotta get out of here! 276 00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:44,019 This is a cat-astrophe. 277 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,354 Well, we were all thinking about that-- I was 278 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,018 the only one who was brave enough to say it. Jeez. 279 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,517 Hey, I'll get this. No, no, no. 280 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,658 I got it. I mean, 281 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,023 considering the whole Callie situation, 282 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,491 you should save your money for... ever. 283 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:54,659 Okay, am I being a jerk 284 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,098 for worrying about this? You know, I want 285 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:58,673 to be cool about it, and we're not even married or anything. 286 00:09:58,732 --> 00:09:59,832 Look, in all respects, 287 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,570 Callie's a fantastic girl. 288 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:03,595 She's an artist; she's a free spirit; 289 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:05,711 she makes you happy, right? 290 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:07,173 Yeah, of course she does. 291 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,340 Right. With Callie, you're more interesting, 292 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:11,749 you smell better, the whole package is improved. 293 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:12,882 Frankly, I don't think I can go back. 294 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,076 So maybe you just accept that 295 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,147 the price of living with Callie 296 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,575 is that things cost a little more. 297 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,590 Yeah, it's like a tax. A Callie tax. 298 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,092 I just can't understand not appreciating 299 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,823 the value of a dollar, you know? 300 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,789 It's an important family value for me, all right? 301 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:25,657 It's like my grandfather always used to say: 302 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,726 "Squeeze the nipple until the buffalo screams." 303 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,002 Nipple? Really? 304 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,734 Sure he didn't mean "nickel"? 305 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:37,295 Oh, see, that makes more sense. 306 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,240 Tommy, nice kick! 307 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,806 Way to go! 308 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,714 Oh, so I've been dying to know 309 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:44,176 what happened with your friend Ethan. 310 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,014 Did he dump that girl? Oh, Esmé? 311 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:49,219 He tried to, but, get this, she gave away her cat. 312 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:51,022 Oh...! Wait, wait. Her name is Esmé? 313 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:51,994 Yeah. Why? 314 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:54,192 Cardio boxing trainer, tons of red hair? 315 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,394 Maybe. 316 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:56,385 (phone ringing) 317 00:10:57,725 --> 00:11:00,385 (groaning) 318 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:03,330 Hello? 319 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,556 Dude, she killed her cat. 320 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:05,831 What? 321 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,499 Amy is taking her cardio boxing class. 322 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:10,397 She said, last class, she dedicated to her cat Tiger, 323 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:11,840 who she had to put down. 324 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,405 Dude, she killed her cat for you. 325 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:14,343 All right. Thanks for calling. 326 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,277 Oh, my God. 327 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,542 Oh, God. 328 00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:17,809 She's there with you, isn't she? 329 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:18,948 If she's there with you, say, "I like bananas." 330 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:22,022 In response to your survey, I like bananas. 331 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:24,552 So do I. 332 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:25,787 Oh, no. 333 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:26,923 You're going to get out of this. 334 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:27,887 You're going to be fine. 335 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:29,885 Slowly back out of the room. 336 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:37,328 Well, what do you think? 337 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,127 You look great. 338 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:42,599 If I were Prince Harry, I would totally spill my guts to you. 339 00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:43,939 Oh. (moans) 340 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,374 Well, it would be pretty awkward 341 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,438 if the real prince did that. 342 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:47,436 Mm-hmm. 343 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:48,707 Oh! Or that. 344 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:49,776 (both chuckling) 345 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,283 It would be one hell of a scoop. 346 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:52,114 Yeah. 347 00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:54,349 This is fantastic. Mm-hmm. 348 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:55,924 But I got to go, okay? 349 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:58,693 Can't be late because the press secretary's a real hard-ass. 350 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,422 Okay. 351 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:01,787 You're gonna be great. 352 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:04,485 Put good things out there. The universe will provide. 353 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:09,625 Good-bye. Bye, baby. 354 00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:12,166 (truck beeping) 355 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,395 Oh! No, no, no! Oh, my God. 356 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,140 They're towing my car. Of course they're gonna tow it. 357 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:20,366 Of course. Hey! 358 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,240 Oh, my God. Please stop. 359 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,938 Okay, I know you got to tow this car. 360 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,610 It's not my car, okay? It's my girlfriend's car. 361 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,007 I just got to get in there and get my notes out of there. 362 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:26,949 'Cause I got an interview today, all right? 363 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:29,454 Two seconds. Thank you so much. 364 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,576 Oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa! 365 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,321 Oh, my. All right. 366 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,356 Funny. That is funny. 367 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,392 All right, listen. I know this is going to sound weird, 368 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:38,427 I have an interview today 369 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,191 with His Royal Majesty the Prince of England. 370 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,460 I'm not even kidding you right now, okay? 371 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:42,728 I got to get in there. If I don't get in there, 372 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:43,896 I'm going to get fired. 373 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:44,834 It's the worst day of my life, okay? 374 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:45,898 So just... Yeah. 375 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,396 Thank you. Thank you so much. 376 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:52,009 Oh... Pay your parking tickets! 377 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:53,472 Tell that to my girlfriend! 378 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,310 Oh... 379 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,605 Running in my suit. 380 00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,407 Gonna have to dry-clean this. 381 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,515 All right... I can feel you staring at me 382 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:11,890 through the cubicle. I just... 383 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,389 I'm really sorry, okay? 384 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,960 Her car got towed. I didn't mean to miss the interview. 385 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,598 I can't hear you. I got disappointment 386 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,003 clogging up my ears. All right. 387 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,495 Well, just... Can I come in there to talk to you? 388 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,436 No. Because, clearly, you can't get anywhere. 389 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:23,842 So I'll come there. 390 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:26,274 Marcus. Road trip. 391 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,979 (groans) 392 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:32,754 You hurt me, man. 393 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,052 You really did. 394 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,884 You were the nerd that I chose to squeeze 395 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,579 and you straight up nerd-boned me. 396 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,790 Look, I wasn't trying to... 397 00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:41,723 to "nerd-bone" you. I just... 398 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:42,888 I tried to call a cab. 399 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,556 By the time I got there... Hold up. 400 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:48,034 Kev is torn between disappointment and arousal. 401 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,599 That's my girlfriend Callie. 402 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,003 Hi. 403 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:54,395 May I just say that you look perfectly bone-- 404 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:55,867 Do not say any version of the word "bonerific." 405 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,906 You are a psychic lady. 406 00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,841 Yeah. Hi. 407 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:00,937 Wh-What's going on? 408 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:01,908 I have a surprise. 409 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,605 I love surprises. 410 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,976 Oh, that's great. 411 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,475 Surprise, you're a douche. Let's go. 412 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,076 Okay. 413 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,419 How did she know that? 414 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:14,624 (classical music plays) 415 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:15,687 You won't let me open my eyes. 416 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:16,715 It's been, like, 12 blocks. 417 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:19,189 Yeah, okay. Open your eyes. 418 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,459 (gasps) 419 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,197 No way. 420 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,633 It's quite the royal reception. 421 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,327 Surprise. 422 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,199 I mean, you still got to get your own interview. 423 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,538 I'm not a miracle worker, but... 424 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:30,872 How did you... 425 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,438 I couldn't even get a press pass to this. 426 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,535 Well, remember all that money I spent, 427 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:35,577 traveling around the world? 428 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,182 If I had Alzheimer's, 429 00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:38,884 it would be one of the last memories to go. 430 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,706 Well, I spent some time in England, 431 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,080 and I learned a thing or two about how to get into a party. 432 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,120 It's all about attitude. 433 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,724 Did you just say "attitude"? 434 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:48,956 Did you? Oh... Oh, my God. 435 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,062 Please tell me we're not crashing this right now. 436 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,194 I could tell you that, but that would be a lie. 437 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:54,029 Callie, Callie, Callie. 438 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,364 I am not a crasher, okay? 439 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,369 I'm awkward enough even when I'm invited. 440 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,001 Sweetie, calm down. Trust me. 441 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,427 I am really good at this. 442 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,541 I have a plan. 443 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:05,012 Ah. Hello. 444 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:07,742 Uh, Lady Cooper and Lord Goodman. 445 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:11,277 I don't have you on the list. 446 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,253 Uh... 447 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:16,875 We're with the royal family. 448 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,890 Oh, please, step forward. 449 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,792 Thank you. 450 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:23,563 I cannot believe this is working. 451 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,093 The universe loves me. 452 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,988 I'll just need to scan your passports, please. 453 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,130 (beeping) 454 00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,895 Just scan the, uh... 455 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,673 Oh, look! It's Helen Mirren! 456 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,332 No. Whoa, whoa. 457 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:35,601 (alarm beeping) 458 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:36,798 (Callie screams) 459 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,669 Oh, my God. 460 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,109 We're so lucky that we got out of there. 461 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,647 I mean, what were you thinking? 462 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,112 Okay, we didn't get in, 463 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,950 but, oh, that was so exciting! 464 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,746 I'm so pumped full of adrenaline, 465 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,917 I feel like I could, like, throw a car or something. 466 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,116 I can't believe you told them 467 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,057 that I was the Chancellor of the Exchequer. 468 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,563 What even is that? I... 469 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,694 See? The universe sensed your hesitation. 470 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,159 That's why we didn't pull it off. 471 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:03,098 You gotta be... you gotta be committed, like I am. 472 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:06,333 I mean, this dress was $500. 473 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,099 Wow. Just... 474 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,268 Excuse me for a second. 475 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,236 Hey, what's going on with you? 476 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,614 Look, the student loans, I get. 477 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:14,873 And the travel. 478 00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,481 It's just these unpaid parking tickets 479 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:19,153 and the $500 dresses, is irresponsible. 480 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,082 You're digging yourself deeper and deeper into a hole 481 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,278 and how are you going to get out? 482 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:25,519 Hey, come on, I haven't had my big break yet. 483 00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:29,115 It takes years and years for an artist's work to become popular. 484 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:30,789 I mean, what am I supposed to do in the meantime, 485 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,557 just stop livin'? What if your break doesn't come? 486 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,555 What if it does? 487 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,727 Come on, if you always make the safe choices, 488 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:39,296 nothing exciting is ever going to happen to you. 489 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,566 I just think that you have to consider reality. 490 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,444 Okay? I mean, I don't want to be the one 491 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,003 to tell the dreamer to stop dreaming. 492 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,142 But, uh... 493 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,877 maybe it's time to stop dreaming. 494 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:53,912 Okay, look, I... 495 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:56,450 I am who I am, and you are who you are, 496 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:59,986 and maybe we just can't find common ground on this one. 497 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,853 Wow. 498 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,021 Did this conversation 499 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,190 just get really serious all of a sudden? 500 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,887 Oh, you mean more serious than you telling me 501 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,328 the way I live my life sucks? 502 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,304 Look, I... I'd like to say I'm going to change, 503 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:13,233 but the truth is I probably won't. 504 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,200 I'm always going to use the pennies in my pocket 505 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:18,638 to make a wish on a well, not feed the meter. 506 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,465 You-You know that you can't put pennies into a meter. 507 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,481 Right? Also, at some point, we should discuss 508 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,483 the merits of throwing your money into a well. 509 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,645 You know, I borrowed this dress for you, you jerk. 510 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,757 Ugh! Yuck! 511 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,863 This muffin is so crumbly. 512 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,585 It's not a muffin. It's a scone. 513 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,800 Potato, "po-tah-to." 514 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,402 No, "potahto, potahto." 515 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,465 The scone is like the national pastry of England. 516 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:48,474 So? 517 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,635 So the fact that you can't appreciate that 518 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,513 means that we have no future together. 519 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,942 You're breaking up with me because of a muffin? 520 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,977 It's not a muffin, it's a scone-- and you killed your cat! 521 00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,313 So? 522 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:09,721 Hey. 523 00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:12,534 Need a lift? 524 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,692 I don't know. Can you afford it? 525 00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:22,238 Look, I did some thinking 526 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,002 about what I said back there. 527 00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,710 Not my best work. 528 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,782 I love that you're passionate and that you live in the moment. 529 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,741 And I think that you're a great photographer. 530 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,650 I just worry that the rest of the world 531 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:35,352 is not going to appreciate you the way that I do. 532 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:38,075 Yeah, okay, that was pretty good. 533 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:40,891 I'm a professional magazine writer. 534 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,423 But you're the best thing 535 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,090 that ever happened to me. 536 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,388 And you make my life wonderful... 537 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,429 and nervous and interesting. 538 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:52,466 And without you, I'm just a dumb-ass with big glasses. 539 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,067 And I paid 200 bucks for this limo, 540 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,435 just for an apology, 541 00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:00,474 so could you, uh, please, please get in there? 542 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,811 You're not a dumb-ass. 543 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:06,606 And, I mean, you're right, I don't do well with money, 544 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:09,079 but it doesn't mean I want to give up my dreams. 545 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,678 I don't want you to. 546 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,390 I want you to be exactly who you are. 547 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:16,888 I like your glasses. 548 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,428 All right, I'll get in. 549 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,797 Aw... 550 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:31,168 Oh... sweetie, I'd love to take credit for that, 551 00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:32,508 but it actually came with the car. 552 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:35,042 Well, I'll give you credit. 553 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,607 I'm sorry I messed up your story. 554 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,736 No, it's okay. 555 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,680 I don't give a damn about Prince Harry. 556 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,176 You shouldn't, either. 557 00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,418 What an ass. 558 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:43,622 You know Prince Harry? 559 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,623 I know enough. 560 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,354 And just because you're freakin' royal 561 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,819 doesn't mean you don't have to tip, 562 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:50,557 especially if one of your skanks is painting my backseat... 563 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:51,993 with vomit. 564 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:54,388 I see. And so, um... 565 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,831 maybe you could expand on that. 566 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,326 Oh, yeah. 567 00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,298 For starters, personal hygiene-- not so much. 568 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,627 DRIVER: You know, he only allows us 569 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,041 to listen to Jefferson Starship? 570 00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,672 Not even the good ones. 571 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,137 (women laughing) 572 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,265 Oh, my God. 573 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,940 What's so funny? 574 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,008 Oh, my God. Sam just told us the funniest story. 575 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:12,877 Sam? Yes. 576 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:13,845 Jason's dad. 577 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:14,983 Hey, man. Oh. 578 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,017 Nice to meet you. 579 00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:17,222 White house, green door, right? 580 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:18,524 Yeah. You are...? 581 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,115 Brown house, yellow ribbons. 582 00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:21,786 Sorry. Sam just got back 583 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:22,824 from his tour of duty. 584 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:23,759 Wow. Yeah. 585 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,123 Thanks for keeping the ladies entertained 586 00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:26,561 while I was protecting America. 587 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,296 Yeah, hey, no problem, you know? 588 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,931 But you're back now. 589 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:32,127 We missed him so much. 590 00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:33,628 We did. Oh... 591 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:36,440 We did. Get in here. Get in here. 592 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,871 This right here is my band of mothers. 593 00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,809 (all giggling) 594 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,944 Group hug, group hug. 595 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,610 Thank you for your service. 596 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,748 (women cooing) Aw, thanks. 597 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:50,054 It's banana bread. 598 00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,616 It's for you. That's big of you. 599 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:54,024 You can just give us the pan back whenever. 600 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,186 No biggie. 601 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,994 Nice meeting you. 602 00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,186 Bye. Thank you. 603 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,358 So tell us the rest of the story. 604 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,657 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell us about that guy. 605 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:02,998 SAM: Check this for IEDs first. 606 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:04,762 (women laughing) 607 00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:05,901 (horn honking) 608 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:06,725 All right, look at it. 609 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,169 There it is, right on the cover. 610 00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,974 "Driving Prince Harry." It's splendid. 611 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:11,396 Well done, mate. Thank you. 612 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,211 Hey, have you heard from Esmé since the breakup? 613 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,442 Nope, not a peep. 614 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,507 And I was braced for some serious backlash. 615 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,176 I guess she didn't take it as hard as you thought. 616 00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:20,484 (screeches) This is for Tiger! 617 00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:22,347 You killed my cat! 618 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:23,445 Technically, you killed your cat. 619 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,546 I loved that cat! 620 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,018 That cat was there when I lost my virginity. 621 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:29,056 From the trees? Just, just... 622 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,791 Esmé, Esmé. 623 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,017 You're a crazy psycho. 624 00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:33,091 Oh, I still love you. 625 00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:33,889 We can work it out! 626 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,033 (thud, Adam groans) We can work it out! 627 00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:42,633 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 44460

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