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Coffee?
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For sure.
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Thanks, man.
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You ready for next week?
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What's next week?
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Superhuman evasion training.
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We have to get recertified.
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Look, I...
I get the need,
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but it's the worst.
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When I was on the force,
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you had to do hand-to-hand
training all the time.
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The guy comes at you
with a knife,
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you gotta be ready,
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but, uh, this is...
th-this is something else.
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I'm supposed to learn
to tuck and roll
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away from a guy
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who can shoot lasers
from his eyes,
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or control minds,
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or kick a goddamn schoolbus
to the moon?
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It's the job.
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You're awful calm
about it.
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Hell, last time
you sprained your back.
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You...
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Aw, shit, wait,
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you're not even
gonna be here, are you?
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Sucks to be you!
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I'll be living it up
in London,
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seeing the sights,
eating Indian food.
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Enjoy getting laser burn.
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Oh, you're gonna be gone
the whole time?
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All friggin' week?
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Two.
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All of Matt's spring break.
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The boy is obsessed
with The Beatles.
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He wants to go
to Abbey Road,
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he wants to visit
Apple Records.
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I might even get to see
some things I want to see,
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if we have time.
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And it's just the two of you?
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You sure about that, Steve?
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I thought you two
hated each other
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with the burning fury
of a thousand suns.
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Well, maybe a hundred.
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I mean, Matt,
he had it rough, you know,
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but he's really
pulled himself together.
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With what you told me
that kid was doing?
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The stealing, the drugs?
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How'd you turn that around?
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Good morning.
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It wasn't easy.
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The thing is,
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when Molly and I
first got together,
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he was living with his dad,
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and he was just running wild.
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Kid was a real asshole.
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You saw the shiner he gave me.
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That's all behind us now.
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He stared down his demons,
and he...
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damn it, he conquered them.
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I've never done anything
that hard in my life.
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We're so damn proud
of the guy...
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of the man that he's becoming.
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So he wants to go to London,
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Molly and I scraped together
enough to make it happen.
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We wanted to show him
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how much we appreciate
all his hard work.
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I never had a kid of my own.
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I wasn't there
when he was born.
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I didn't teach him
how to ride a bike,
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or throw a ball...
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...but in a few months,
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when he walks
across that stage,
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and accepts that diploma...
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...that is my son.
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Oh, you... you just take
all the time you need.
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Why don't I just
make some hot cocoa
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to cheer up my sweet boy?
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Come on, like you're not
crying on my shoulder
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every time you don't get
a second date?
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What was...
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We were supposed
to be inside.
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I should never have trusted
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the flawed calculations
of a clone.
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Clone?
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I am not!
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This was always
the plan.
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The president
is targeting us,
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so we shatter the illusion
of his safety.
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It's not enough
for us to kill him.
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It has to be a spectacle.
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You'd know this
if you were truly the original.
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Oh, god, oh, god, oh, god...
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Refreshing.
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Kind of tickles.
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Mm, I prefer
a higher caliber.
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Huh?
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I order...
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I order...
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I order you...
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You order what?
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Kill that one
and move on!
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Your eye is as replaceable
as you are.
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I am the original!
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Steve, look out!
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Sorry I'm late!
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Red Rush,
get this guy out of here!
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Focus on evac!
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We can deal with these two
once the area is clear!
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We can take it from here!
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Fall back, help us
evacuate civilians!
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Yes, ma'am!
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Damn it! Run!
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War Woman...
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Please, you couldn't just
sit this one out?
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Let us kill the President?
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Haven't you earned a day off?
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Not our style.
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Sorry.
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This isn't
a spectator sport!
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Move!
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No!
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Stay together, stay together,
stay together, stay together!
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Don't move.
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You're safe now.
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I got 'em!
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They're in the clear.
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- You are on President duty.
- On it.
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Sorry, I wouldn't normally
move so fast,
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but there were
so many of you that...
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Oh, no.
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It starts with one of you,
then it...
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Oh! Sorry.
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I can't...
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Huh?
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Now!
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While he's distracted!
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This floor looks clear.
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I'll go up,
you go down.
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I've got you.
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We're gonna be fine.
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We'll get out of this.
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No, no,
what about you?
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Behind you.
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You're welcome.
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Get those soldiers out of here!
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We can take it from here.
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Too dangerous for you.
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When we crush
the Guardians of the Globe
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and kill the president,
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no one will be left
to stop us!
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Take my hand!
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I had him.
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Ah. All clear.
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The building is clear.
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It's just us.
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Evacuation complete.
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Now we can cut loose
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and focus on
taking these brutes down.
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Mom? What!
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I'll be out in a minute!
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I don't have
a minute.
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Mom!
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My bathroom's
out of soap.
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Get over yourself.
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I used to change
your diapers, kid.
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There's nothing
going on down there
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I haven't seen before.
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Just get out!
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As you can see,
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the scene is absolute chaos
as the Mauler twins...
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Looks like
Dad's saving the White House.
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Alone?
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Guardians are there, too.
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Who are they fighting?
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Ugh, Mauler Twins.
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Looks like we won't be
getting breakfast together
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this morning.
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Bummer.
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It's the White House, Mom.
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Kind of important.
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Oh, they rebuild that thing
twice a year at this point.
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If it's not Doc Seismic,
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it's the Lizard League,
or someone else.
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I doubt the President
still lives there.
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I'm not too late!
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I'm gonna shower.
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Not so fast.
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Come here first.
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00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,500
Don't make me
get the spray bottle.
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00:10:12,875 --> 00:10:16,125
Now, let's get you
out of that costume.
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Boundaries, people!
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Bathroom doors
are closed for a reason,
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and parents should never,
ever talk about sex
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in front of their kids!
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You should be overjoyed
to see your parents
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passionately expressing
their love for each other.
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Now stop griping.
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Get ready for school.
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Couldn't you at least wait
until I leave the house...
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for college!
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What were you thinking?
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Paris?
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Actually,
I was kind of pulling
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for that little cafe
in Berlin.
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I've been jonesing
for those sausages.
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Aw, man, you guys
are going to Best Wurst?
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I love that place!
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You've got school.
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When your powers kick in,
you can go on your own.
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Salt on the wound, Dad.
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They've gotta be due
any day now, son.
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Even the latest bloomers
on Viltrum
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would get their powers
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before what would be
their 18th birthday.
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You'll see.
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Don't get his hopes up.
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00:11:09,916 --> 00:11:10,958
Bye!
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Have fun!
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I'll just be walking,
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on the ground,
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with my feet.
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Morning.
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Uh, just, uh...
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just trying to break in
these new shoes.
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Ugh!
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Mauler Twins
attack the White House?
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Nuts, right?
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I saw.
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I can't believe
the Guardians of the Globe
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let them get that close
to killing the President.
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They didn't even get
into the building,
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and Omni-Man was there, too.
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You're such
an Omni-Maniac.
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Way to root
for the underdog.
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Big fan of the Yankees,
are you?
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Sure, he's hot and all,
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and that mustache...
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Sorry!
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Okay, straight stuff.
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00:12:16,416 --> 00:12:17,875
You up for some
Clash Crash tonight?
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I'm hoping for a Level 43
chest armor.
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Don't bring up
that stupid job, man.
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Don't be that person.
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When's the last time
you bought a comic book?
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Those things are expensive,
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and they're doing Seance Dog
twice a month all summer.
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You're into
the stupidest stuff.
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Knock it off, Todd!
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Come on...
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Quit playing games.
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I know you're crazy about me.
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Marcy told me.
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Well, you are
big and strong, aren't you?
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You know it.
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And you think
that makes it okay
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for you to harass me?
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Hey, don't walk away from me.
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00:12:49,541 --> 00:12:51,250
What, are you
a lesbian or something?
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Oh, my god, I wish!
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00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:55,333
Would you
leave me alone then?
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Let go of me,
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so I can go find
a girl to kiss!
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Don't.
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Guy's twice your size.
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Maybe you can just
sit back and watch this?
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I can't.
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I can because
I'm not Omni-Man,
273
00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:06,458
and neither are you.
274
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:07,958
Let's see.
275
00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:10,458
I think Amber's
been pretty clear
276
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:13,708
about how she feels, Todd.
277
00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:14,708
Are you serious, Grayson?
278
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:15,750
Look...
279
00:13:21,791 --> 00:13:23,333
Leave him alone!
280
00:13:25,541 --> 00:13:26,916
What are you lookin' at?
281
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:32,125
Thank you.
282
00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,166
Yup.
283
00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:16,416
Close one.
284
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,458
Huh.
285
00:14:22,791 --> 00:14:25,291
It's about time.
286
00:14:29,541 --> 00:14:32,083
And a big welcome home
to my favorite son.
287
00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:33,291
I made some chicken,
288
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:36,375
but I also heated up
some authentic German bratwurst
289
00:14:36,416 --> 00:14:37,458
flown in special today,
290
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:38,458
just for you.
291
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:42,750
I... had
a pretty interesting day.
292
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:46,250
Sorry I'm late.
293
00:14:46,291 --> 00:14:48,833
Honest to god, a dragon
was attacking Hong Kong.
294
00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:49,708
I stopped it.
295
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,166
Ooh, a dragon.
Nice.
296
00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:52,583
Mark was getting ready
to tell us
297
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,083
how interesting
his day was.
298
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:57,666
Guess who's finally
getting his powers?
299
00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:00,416
Are you sure?
300
00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:02,041
Pretty sure.
301
00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:04,583
Threw a trash bag into space
at work.
302
00:15:06,958 --> 00:15:09,416
Oh, that's great, Son,
303
00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:10,666
just great!
304
00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:11,791
If you're up for it,
305
00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:13,017
I'll make some time
tomorrow for training.
306
00:15:13,041 --> 00:15:14,125
This is so exciting!
307
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:15,351
Bright and early
tomorrow, Mark.
308
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:16,767
Make sure you get
a good night's sleep.
309
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,333
Ha! For sure!
310
00:15:29,416 --> 00:15:32,916
Okay, Son, bear with me...
311
00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:37,000
This is gonna be a little
awkward for both of us.
312
00:15:37,041 --> 00:15:38,416
You may have noticed
313
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:41,916
that I'm not like
normal dads.
314
00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:44,833
Your mother and I think
it's time you knew the truth.
315
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:47,708
We think you're old enough
for me to tell you
316
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:50,333
where I really come from.
317
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:52,375
Millions of miles from here,
318
00:15:52,416 --> 00:15:53,916
out in deep space,
319
00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:56,791
is the planet Viltrum...
320
00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:59,125
It's a cool blue oasis
321
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:02,375
alone in a solar system
much like our own.
322
00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:04,208
I was born on this planet.
323
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:07,083
Viltrumites
are very similar to humans,
324
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:08,583
except we can fly,
325
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,541
move at super speed,
326
00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:13,125
and possess great strength.
327
00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:14,750
When our people come of age,
328
00:16:14,791 --> 00:16:16,000
we leave Viltrum,
329
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:18,125
and venture out
into the galaxy,
330
00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:21,375
using our abilities to help
lesser-developed worlds.
331
00:16:21,416 --> 00:16:23,208
I volunteered to relocate
to Earth,
332
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,541
and be its sole protector.
333
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,791
That's when I met
your mother...
334
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:32,958
and we eventually had you.
335
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:37,291
I know this is a lot
to take in at one time,
336
00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:40,541
but you're
half Viltrumite, Son,
337
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,458
and you're getting older.
338
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,958
Things are gonna
start to change for you
339
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,166
in a few years
340
00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:47,541
as you hit puberty.
341
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:50,333
You're gonna get acne.
342
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:53,958
Your voice will start to crack
as it begins to change.
343
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,541
You'll begin to grow hair
in strange places,
344
00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:01,000
and you're gonna start
to develop superpowers
345
00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:02,541
of your own.
346
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:03,541
Just like me,
347
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:05,458
super strength and speed,
348
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,291
flight, the whole bit.
349
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:09,291
Do you understand?
350
00:17:12,416 --> 00:17:15,375
I'm gonna be able to fly?
351
00:17:15,416 --> 00:17:16,916
Yes, Son,
352
00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:20,583
you're gonna be able to fly...
353
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:23,083
I'm gonna be able to fly.
354
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:28,500
Whew.
355
00:17:28,541 --> 00:17:29,666
Don't look down...
356
00:17:29,708 --> 00:17:30,583
Stop looking down!
357
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:32,250
I'm not going down.
358
00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:33,250
I'm gonna fly up,
359
00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:35,333
because I can fly.
360
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:38,041
What if I can't yet?
361
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:39,291
No, no, no, okay.
362
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:41,166
Dad always said
it was like a reflex,
363
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:43,083
so if I don't want to fall,
I won't,
364
00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:45,541
and even if I do,
maybe it won't even hurt,
365
00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:47,291
or maybe...
366
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,291
Ah, screw it!
367
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:57,125
Whoo-hoo!
368
00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:01,125
Whoa... oh, crap.
369
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:02,166
Whoa! Oh, god...
370
00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:08,583
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
371
00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:11,125
Ugh!
372
00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:13,083
No, no, no, no, no...
373
00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:14,250
Put some pants on,
374
00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:15,625
and let's get
in the sky, my boy.
375
00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:24,375
I'll... put some coffee on.
376
00:19:24,416 --> 00:19:26,625
It's kinda like
how you walk,
377
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,875
and you don't think about
balancing anymore,
378
00:19:29,916 --> 00:19:31,916
but when you were a baby,
you did.
379
00:19:31,958 --> 00:19:33,625
You're a baby flier right now.
380
00:19:33,666 --> 00:19:35,958
You have to focus
on staying upright,
381
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,041
focus on going
the direction you want to go.
382
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:40,125
Understand?
383
00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:40,958
Yeah.
384
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,625
I think I got it.
385
00:19:42,666 --> 00:19:44,625
It doesn't look like you do.
386
00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:45,666
Follow me.
387
00:19:48,666 --> 00:19:49,666
No, no...
388
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:57,416
You can wear yourself out
flying.
389
00:19:57,458 --> 00:20:00,041
Moving fast
is like tensing a muscle.
390
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:01,125
You're much better off
391
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,750
if you relax that muscle
from time to time,
392
00:20:03,791 --> 00:20:07,208
use the momentum you're building
to carry you forward.
393
00:20:10,666 --> 00:20:12,375
Okay, you don't want to fall,
394
00:20:12,416 --> 00:20:14,875
so you're gonna have trouble
relaxing.
395
00:20:14,916 --> 00:20:17,958
It's kind of like
peeing your pants on purpose.
396
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,958
What?
397
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,416
Peeing your pants on purpose.
398
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:21,958
You know, you spend
your whole life
399
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,750
trying not to pee your pants,
400
00:20:23,791 --> 00:20:27,333
so letting go,
peeing your pants on purpose,
401
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:28,625
it's next to impossible.
402
00:20:28,666 --> 00:20:30,083
How how do you know this?
403
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:31,791
Who would try that?
404
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:34,333
You are far better at flying
than you should be.
405
00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:35,625
Late-night practice?
406
00:20:35,666 --> 00:20:36,958
Is that why you're so tired?
407
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,309
Don't try to change
the subject.
408
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:39,833
Land over there.
409
00:20:43,666 --> 00:20:46,125
Slow down.
410
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:47,458
Land. I said, land.
411
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,708
Why aren't you slowing down?
412
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:49,625
I can't!
413
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:52,125
Stop. Just stop!
414
00:20:58,125 --> 00:20:59,041
Okay.
415
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,517
I guess that still counts
as a landing.
416
00:21:00,541 --> 00:21:01,375
Get up.
417
00:21:02,541 --> 00:21:04,500
Come on, we're gonna try
something else.
418
00:21:04,541 --> 00:21:06,221
I'm actually getting
used to this a little.
419
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:07,708
That's not good.
420
00:21:08,541 --> 00:21:09,541
Try to hit me.
421
00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:12,458
- Really?
- Yeah.
422
00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:15,041
Use your whole body.
423
00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:18,458
You can punch with your arm,
424
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,375
but if you punch
with your shoulder,
425
00:21:20,416 --> 00:21:22,625
your hips,
and your legs as well,
426
00:21:22,666 --> 00:21:24,208
it'll be much more powerful.
427
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,850
It'll take a while
to get the hang of it.
428
00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:27,791
Okay.
429
00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:29,166
Now, with us,
430
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:32,375
we can freely move ourselves
through physical space.
431
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,333
That's how we fly.
432
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,541
So we don't have to pivot
on our feet
433
00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:37,208
and push off the ground.
434
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:39,375
We can literally
push off anything.
435
00:21:39,416 --> 00:21:41,541
We can create our own leverage.
436
00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:48,125
Good...
437
00:21:48,166 --> 00:21:49,958
but try it
a little more like this.
438
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,291
Like what?
439
00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:01,041
Dad...
440
00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:05,041
You hurt me.
441
00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:07,916
I know, Son.
442
00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:08,958
I didn't...
443
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,875
I didn't mean
to hit you so hard.
444
00:22:10,916 --> 00:22:12,791
I'm sorry.
445
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
Why did you do that?
446
00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:16,875
Mark...
447
00:22:16,916 --> 00:22:18,500
if you really wanna do
448
00:22:18,541 --> 00:22:19,833
what I do,
449
00:22:19,875 --> 00:22:22,375
you have to be prepared
for anything.
450
00:22:22,416 --> 00:22:24,916
No one is gonna
pull their punches.
451
00:22:39,916 --> 00:22:41,833
So...
452
00:22:41,875 --> 00:22:43,875
how badly did that go?
453
00:22:43,916 --> 00:22:45,833
I pushed him pretty far.
454
00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:47,708
It's what he needs.
455
00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:49,875
Did you maybe
push too far?
456
00:22:49,916 --> 00:22:51,125
Are you questioning me?
457
00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:54,083
What the hell
has gotten into you?
458
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:56,750
I don't know.
459
00:22:56,791 --> 00:22:57,583
I...
460
00:22:57,625 --> 00:22:58,875
I'm sorry.
461
00:22:58,916 --> 00:23:03,708
Mark got his powers so late,
I wasn't prepared for this.
462
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:06,333
It changes things.
463
00:23:06,375 --> 00:23:07,833
I can't help but think,
464
00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:09,750
maybe our lives
would be better
465
00:23:09,791 --> 00:23:12,666
if he hadn't
gotten them at all.
466
00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:16,833
Jeez, man.
467
00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:18,101
You still sore
from Todd's thrashing?
468
00:23:18,125 --> 00:23:19,083
What's up?
469
00:23:19,125 --> 00:23:20,458
Huh?
470
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,666
No, I'm fine.
471
00:23:21,708 --> 00:23:22,916
Okay, man.
472
00:23:22,958 --> 00:23:24,333
You sure look fine.
473
00:23:24,375 --> 00:23:26,500
Hey, Mark Grayson...
474
00:23:28,791 --> 00:23:30,958
...and I don't see Amber
anywhere nearby
475
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,666
to protect your sorry ass.
476
00:23:32,708 --> 00:23:33,791
Todd, please.
477
00:23:33,833 --> 00:23:35,208
Just don't...
478
00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:36,041
Don't?
479
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:38,125
Don't what?
480
00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:39,708
Don't kick your ass again?
481
00:23:39,750 --> 00:23:41,625
Or what?
Are you threatening me?
482
00:23:41,666 --> 00:23:44,625
Or do you need a replay
of what happened last time, ass?
483
00:23:44,666 --> 00:23:46,291
Hit me.
484
00:23:47,333 --> 00:23:48,375
Go on.
485
00:23:48,416 --> 00:23:49,791
Hit me as hard as you can.
486
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,208
Again.
487
00:23:59,208 --> 00:24:00,583
Again.
488
00:24:00,625 --> 00:24:02,250
Harder.
489
00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:13,583
Freak!
490
00:24:15,375 --> 00:24:17,791
Dude, what is up with you?
491
00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:19,333
I need something to punch.
492
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:20,875
He just walked away, Mark!
493
00:24:20,916 --> 00:24:23,333
You missed your chance.
494
00:24:30,375 --> 00:24:31,541
Gunfire...
495
00:24:31,583 --> 00:24:33,458
Where did the gunfire go?
496
00:24:34,916 --> 00:24:36,583
There!
497
00:24:40,541 --> 00:24:42,791
Whoa...
498
00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:43,875
Dammit.
499
00:24:47,041 --> 00:24:48,333
Let's go!
500
00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:58,458
You're not supposed
to run with us, you idiot!
501
00:24:58,500 --> 00:24:59,750
You're supposed
to stay behind
502
00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:01,458
so we can get away!
503
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,392
You brought me along
to protect you from the cops.
504
00:25:03,416 --> 00:25:04,375
I can't do that
505
00:25:04,416 --> 00:25:05,958
if I hang back
and let them shoot me.
506
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,625
Shut up
and get us over the fence!
507
00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:12,916
Huh?
508
00:25:17,541 --> 00:25:19,250
Meant to do that.
509
00:25:21,250 --> 00:25:22,625
Who the hell are you?
510
00:25:22,666 --> 00:25:24,166
I'm...
511
00:25:24,208 --> 00:25:25,041
Uh...
512
00:25:25,083 --> 00:25:26,250
I'm...
513
00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:27,791
I guess I'm working
on that.
514
00:25:27,833 --> 00:25:28,916
Any suggestions?
515
00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:31,416
Captain Guy with a hole
punched through him?
516
00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:33,458
Doesn't really
roll off the tongue.
517
00:25:35,458 --> 00:25:36,500
Anything else?
518
00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:06,625
Huh, what about Ass Kicker?
519
00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:07,750
No...
520
00:26:07,791 --> 00:26:09,083
that sounds
willfully childish.
521
00:26:09,125 --> 00:26:09,958
What are you thinking?
522
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,875
You look ridiculous.
523
00:26:14,166 --> 00:26:16,125
Let's get outta here.
524
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,375
Whoa...
525
00:26:20,416 --> 00:26:21,416
Oof!
526
00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:24,500
Honestly,
527
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:26,875
I think you might have
skipped a few steps, Mark.
528
00:26:27,958 --> 00:26:29,875
Seemed to work out just fine.
529
00:26:29,916 --> 00:26:31,375
It may not
look like much,
530
00:26:31,416 --> 00:26:33,583
but you did far more
damage down there
531
00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:34,958
than you needed to.
532
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,375
I don't think
you're ready.
533
00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:38,208
Hit me.
534
00:26:38,250 --> 00:26:39,291
What?
535
00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:41,458
Hit me now.
Do it!
536
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:42,875
I wasn't ready before.
537
00:26:42,916 --> 00:26:43,791
Now I am.
538
00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:45,041
I can take it.
539
00:26:45,083 --> 00:26:46,625
Come on!
540
00:26:46,666 --> 00:26:48,791
I'm not gonna hit you.
541
00:26:48,833 --> 00:26:50,017
You'd never
hit me before, okay?
542
00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:51,125
It scared me.
543
00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:52,767
It wasn't too much,
I could take the pain.
544
00:26:52,791 --> 00:26:53,708
I'm strong.
545
00:26:53,750 --> 00:26:55,041
I know you are.
546
00:26:55,083 --> 00:26:56,083
No, you don't!
547
00:26:56,125 --> 00:26:57,791
I know you think
I can't do this!
548
00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,416
Hit me, and let me
prove you wrong!
549
00:26:59,458 --> 00:27:00,750
Please, Dad!
550
00:27:00,791 --> 00:27:02,125
Please just hit me.
551
00:27:02,166 --> 00:27:03,708
Oh, Son...
552
00:27:03,750 --> 00:27:06,333
I'm strong enough,
and I can do this!
553
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:08,791
It's all I ever wanted
for as long as I can remember.
554
00:27:08,833 --> 00:27:12,708
I wanna do what you do.
555
00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:15,375
I wanna be just like you.
556
00:27:18,541 --> 00:27:20,875
You will be, Son.
557
00:27:20,916 --> 00:27:22,416
You will.
558
00:27:25,333 --> 00:27:28,000
Let me make this up to you.
559
00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:33,583
Follow me.
560
00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:41,267
You're taking me shopping?
561
00:27:41,291 --> 00:27:44,000
I am.
562
00:27:53,041 --> 00:27:54,250
Were you seen?
563
00:27:54,291 --> 00:27:55,958
Who are you talking to?
564
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,541
Sorry, sorry.
565
00:27:57,583 --> 00:27:58,791
Just need to ask.
566
00:27:58,833 --> 00:27:59,750
Whoa...
567
00:27:59,791 --> 00:28:02,083
Prom dresses by day,
568
00:28:02,125 --> 00:28:05,416
indestructible super suits
by night.
569
00:28:05,458 --> 00:28:07,166
I'm Art Rosenbaum, kid.
570
00:28:07,208 --> 00:28:08,791
Pleasure to finally meet you.
571
00:28:08,833 --> 00:28:10,666
I've heard so much
about you.
572
00:28:10,708 --> 00:28:12,708
You, too.
573
00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:13,791
Heh.
574
00:28:13,833 --> 00:28:15,583
Your dad's never
mentioned me, has he?
575
00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:16,916
Well, I...
576
00:28:16,958 --> 00:28:17,958
He's a teenager, Art.
577
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,125
He barely remembers anything
578
00:28:19,166 --> 00:28:20,916
he doesn't see in the mirror
every morning.
579
00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:23,375
Wait, super suits?
580
00:28:23,416 --> 00:28:24,916
Am I getting
a costume?
581
00:28:24,958 --> 00:28:26,500
Do you make
Dad's costumes?
582
00:28:26,541 --> 00:28:28,000
He's a quick one,
this kid.
583
00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:29,226
I can't have you
running around in your pajamas
584
00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:30,083
all the time.
585
00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,458
Oh, man!
586
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:32,625
Awesome!
587
00:28:32,666 --> 00:28:34,101
Wait, do you already
have one made for me?
588
00:28:34,125 --> 00:28:35,125
Is it a surprise?
589
00:28:35,166 --> 00:28:37,083
Usually, we start
with a conversation,
590
00:28:37,125 --> 00:28:39,083
and I make something custom,
591
00:28:39,125 --> 00:28:41,333
but I do have one
that might work.
592
00:28:44,208 --> 00:28:46,250
What do you think?
593
00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:47,333
Well...
594
00:28:47,375 --> 00:28:49,041
I don't know about
the orange and yellow.
595
00:28:49,083 --> 00:28:49,958
It's pretty loud.
596
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:50,833
Dad?
597
00:28:50,875 --> 00:28:53,000
Not your best work, Art.
598
00:28:53,041 --> 00:28:54,750
Can't blame a guy
599
00:28:54,791 --> 00:28:57,250
for trying to move
unsold merchandise.
600
00:28:58,250 --> 00:28:59,541
I like the goggles.
601
00:28:59,583 --> 00:29:01,958
They'd keep the wind
out of my eyes when I fly,
602
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,166
but I was really, like,
hoping for something more, uh...
603
00:29:05,208 --> 00:29:06,166
I don't know...
604
00:29:06,208 --> 00:29:07,166
iconic?
605
00:29:07,208 --> 00:29:08,791
Of course you were.
606
00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:10,666
That's what everyone wants.
607
00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:11,583
Iconic.
608
00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:12,666
A symbol.
609
00:29:12,708 --> 00:29:14,291
Something kids
will draw
610
00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:15,833
in the margins
of their notebooks
611
00:29:15,875 --> 00:29:18,916
while they daydream about
being as cool as you.
612
00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:20,583
It's also tough as hell
to pull off,
613
00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:21,916
but listen,
614
00:29:21,958 --> 00:29:23,875
your dad being who he is,
615
00:29:23,916 --> 00:29:25,875
I'm willing to put
a lot of elbow grease
616
00:29:25,916 --> 00:29:26,958
into this one...
617
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,333
but I'm gonna need
a little help from you.
618
00:29:29,375 --> 00:29:31,083
Have you decided on a name yet?
619
00:29:31,125 --> 00:29:33,083
I haven't really
thought about it.
620
00:29:33,125 --> 00:29:34,833
Well, having a name helps.
621
00:29:34,875 --> 00:29:36,875
Darkwing has dark wings,
622
00:29:36,916 --> 00:29:39,583
the Red Rush is a red rush
when he runs by you.
623
00:29:39,625 --> 00:29:40,666
You get it?
624
00:29:40,708 --> 00:29:41,958
You give me
something to go on,
625
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,541
I'll strive for iconic.
626
00:29:43,583 --> 00:29:45,000
Think about it
and get back to me.
627
00:29:51,416 --> 00:29:52,833
Mark?
628
00:29:58,958 --> 00:30:00,416
Mark?
629
00:30:08,208 --> 00:30:09,208
Mark?
630
00:30:22,958 --> 00:30:24,333
What the hell was that?
631
00:30:25,416 --> 00:30:26,541
Uh...
632
00:30:26,583 --> 00:30:27,833
practicing my landings?
633
00:30:27,875 --> 00:30:30,500
Yeah, I see that now.
634
00:30:30,541 --> 00:30:31,458
Yeah, uh...
635
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:33,000
sorry about the yard.
636
00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:34,250
What are you doing?
637
00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:35,916
I need practice, Mom.
638
00:30:35,958 --> 00:30:39,000
I can't land well,
I can't fly all that fast.
639
00:30:39,041 --> 00:30:39,833
I need to be better.
640
00:30:39,875 --> 00:30:42,083
Mark, you need to sleep.
641
00:30:42,125 --> 00:30:43,583
I need to practice.
642
00:30:43,625 --> 00:30:44,851
Honey it's the middle
of the night.
643
00:30:44,875 --> 00:30:46,958
I have work tomorrow,
you have school.
644
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,500
Get inside right now.
645
00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:50,500
Make me.
646
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,583
Does that make you feel strong?
647
00:30:53,625 --> 00:30:56,041
To know I can't physically
make you do something?
648
00:30:56,083 --> 00:30:57,500
Is that what you need?
649
00:30:59,041 --> 00:31:01,458
This is important.
650
00:31:04,166 --> 00:31:05,750
Remember when
you were little,
651
00:31:05,791 --> 00:31:07,250
and we'd talk
almost every night
652
00:31:07,291 --> 00:31:08,750
before you went to bed?
653
00:31:08,791 --> 00:31:09,916
You'd tell me
654
00:31:09,958 --> 00:31:12,375
about whatever jerk
made fun of your hair,
655
00:31:12,416 --> 00:31:14,583
and I'd tell you about
all the girl drama
656
00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:15,666
I lived through
657
00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:16,708
so you'd feel better?
658
00:31:17,791 --> 00:31:18,875
I can't talk to you
659
00:31:18,916 --> 00:31:20,541
while we soar
through the clouds,
660
00:31:20,583 --> 00:31:23,708
but... but I'm still here.
661
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,500
It used to be
you and me,
662
00:31:27,541 --> 00:31:28,916
and this crazy
world-saving,
663
00:31:28,958 --> 00:31:31,375
super-powered
father of yours.
664
00:31:31,416 --> 00:31:33,458
Now it's you and him,
665
00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:35,791
and your boring, old,
normal mom.
666
00:31:35,833 --> 00:31:36,791
Mom...
667
00:31:36,833 --> 00:31:37,791
It's okay, sweetheart.
668
00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:39,083
I get it.
669
00:31:39,125 --> 00:31:42,416
You have to move away
from the normal life with me,
670
00:31:42,458 --> 00:31:44,416
and get used to being...
671
00:31:44,458 --> 00:31:45,583
something more,
672
00:31:45,625 --> 00:31:46,791
like your dad.
673
00:31:46,833 --> 00:31:49,083
Yeah, but see,
that's what I'm worried about.
674
00:31:49,125 --> 00:31:51,208
I'm nothing like Dad.
675
00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:52,916
I'm more like you.
676
00:31:52,958 --> 00:31:54,333
I'm nothing special.
677
00:31:54,375 --> 00:31:56,416
Oh...
678
00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:59,375
Like a knife to the heart
with this one.
679
00:31:59,416 --> 00:32:00,958
Ah... crap.
680
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,291
You know what I mean.
681
00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:03,958
After everything he's done,
682
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,291
how could I possibly
live up to all that?
683
00:32:07,333 --> 00:32:08,791
Who says you have to?
684
00:32:08,833 --> 00:32:12,000
You don't have to be
the greatest Omni-Man ever.
685
00:32:12,041 --> 00:32:15,541
You just have to be
the greatest you.
686
00:32:15,583 --> 00:32:18,541
And what if the greatest me
isn't enough?
687
00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:20,208
Mark, you stupid boy.
688
00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:22,541
How could the greatest you
not be enough?
689
00:32:23,541 --> 00:32:24,750
Thank you.
690
00:32:24,791 --> 00:32:26,166
I love my boring,
691
00:32:26,208 --> 00:32:28,500
powerless, everyday,
run-of-the-mill Mom.
692
00:32:28,541 --> 00:32:32,000
And I love my asshole son.
693
00:32:44,291 --> 00:32:46,458
You seem tired.
694
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:48,541
I'm fine.
695
00:32:48,583 --> 00:32:51,500
Just got...
a lot on my mind, I guess.
696
00:32:53,583 --> 00:32:54,833
Oh, yeah?
697
00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:56,666
So, what is it?
698
00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:58,375
You're just gonna keep prying
699
00:32:58,416 --> 00:33:01,666
if I'm evasive at all,
so, um...
700
00:33:01,708 --> 00:33:03,416
I'm scared, Dad.
701
00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:06,833
What if I can't do this?
702
00:33:09,791 --> 00:33:11,083
You hear it?
703
00:33:11,125 --> 00:33:11,916
I do.
704
00:33:11,958 --> 00:33:13,333
Get ready.
705
00:33:15,083 --> 00:33:16,500
Were you nervous?
706
00:33:16,541 --> 00:33:17,750
A little.
707
00:33:18,708 --> 00:33:19,916
But you caught it?
708
00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:21,708
I did.
709
00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:23,500
Being a superhero
is no different.
710
00:33:23,541 --> 00:33:25,666
This is the beginning
of a long journey
711
00:33:25,708 --> 00:33:26,958
for you and me.
712
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,791
Along the way,
713
00:33:28,833 --> 00:33:29,892
you're gonna need
to do things
714
00:33:29,916 --> 00:33:31,750
you don't want to do,
715
00:33:31,791 --> 00:33:33,708
or might not think
you can do.
716
00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:36,041
It's okay to be scared.
717
00:33:36,083 --> 00:33:38,250
It's natural
to doubt yourself,
718
00:33:38,291 --> 00:33:39,791
but if you can
push through that,
719
00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:41,708
and do what needs to be done,
720
00:33:41,750 --> 00:33:43,916
you'll do just fine.
721
00:33:43,958 --> 00:33:45,958
Do you think
you can do that, Mark?
722
00:33:46,916 --> 00:33:47,916
Yeah.
723
00:33:56,916 --> 00:33:58,125
Son...
724
00:33:58,166 --> 00:34:00,458
kids your age
think they're invincible,
725
00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:01,416
and it holds them back,
726
00:34:01,458 --> 00:34:02,625
makes them careless.
727
00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:04,625
The thing is...
728
00:34:04,666 --> 00:34:06,625
you're different.
729
00:34:06,666 --> 00:34:08,500
You actually are...
730
00:34:09,958 --> 00:34:11,291
invincible.
731
00:34:18,666 --> 00:34:19,875
Got it.
732
00:34:19,916 --> 00:34:21,750
Okay, kid.
733
00:34:21,791 --> 00:34:23,125
Let's get to work.
734
00:34:58,916 --> 00:35:01,375
♪ I was born on the wrong side
of the train tracks ♪
735
00:35:01,416 --> 00:35:04,416
♪ I was raised with the strap
across my back ♪
736
00:35:04,458 --> 00:35:08,375
♪ Lay me on my side
or hold me up to the light ♪
737
00:35:08,416 --> 00:35:09,833
♪ Yeah ♪
738
00:35:09,875 --> 00:35:13,083
♪ I was burned by the cold kiss
of a vampire ♪
739
00:35:13,125 --> 00:35:16,083
♪ I was bit by the whisper
of a soft liar ♪
740
00:35:16,125 --> 00:35:18,958
♪ Any good friend of yours
is a good friend of mine ♪
741
00:35:22,416 --> 00:35:25,041
♪ Broken boy ♪
742
00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:27,958
♪ How does it feel? ♪
743
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,416
♪ Broken boy ♪
744
00:35:30,458 --> 00:35:33,083
♪ How does it feel?
How does it feel? ♪
745
00:35:43,625 --> 00:35:45,833
♪ Tell me why I'm forced
to live in this skin ♪
746
00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:49,125
♪ Tell me why I was born
to live in this skin ♪
747
00:35:49,166 --> 00:35:53,166
♪ I'm an alien
Not just an alien ♪
748
00:35:53,208 --> 00:35:54,291
♪ Oh! ♪
749
00:35:57,375 --> 00:35:58,875
Crap.
750
00:36:09,708 --> 00:36:11,333
You guys think
you might have bitten off
751
00:36:11,375 --> 00:36:12,458
more than you can chew?
752
00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:15,416
That building
has a hole in it, look!
753
00:36:20,208 --> 00:36:22,000
Shit!
754
00:36:36,916 --> 00:36:37,916
Whoa...
755
00:36:38,708 --> 00:36:40,000
All clear?
756
00:36:40,041 --> 00:36:41,083
Whoo!
757
00:36:46,541 --> 00:36:48,041
Ow!
758
00:37:04,375 --> 00:37:05,416
Huh?
759
00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:07,916
You might as well give up.
760
00:37:07,958 --> 00:37:08,958
I'm...
761
00:37:16,125 --> 00:37:20,000
I just mean,
he is a fish person.
762
00:37:20,041 --> 00:37:22,291
I think you should maybe
be nicer to him.
763
00:37:22,333 --> 00:37:24,458
It must be hard for him
to make friends.
764
00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:27,041
He's got a whole ocean
of friends,
765
00:37:27,083 --> 00:37:28,500
but you're right, I'll...
766
00:37:29,333 --> 00:37:32,291
Run!
767
00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:34,083
I want to see fear in your eyes!
768
00:37:34,125 --> 00:37:36,166
The same fear...
769
00:37:36,208 --> 00:37:37,833
What is this?
770
00:37:37,875 --> 00:37:39,208
I do my best
771
00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:41,333
to make friends
with the guy.
772
00:37:41,375 --> 00:37:42,500
Josef!
773
00:37:42,541 --> 00:37:43,416
You promised!
774
00:37:43,458 --> 00:37:45,666
Huh? Oh, crap.
775
00:37:45,708 --> 00:37:47,041
How is this going to work
776
00:37:47,083 --> 00:37:50,416
if I can't hold your interest
through one conversation?
777
00:37:50,458 --> 00:37:51,583
Hold my interest?
778
00:37:51,625 --> 00:37:52,791
Olga, please.
779
00:37:52,833 --> 00:37:54,833
You can't see things how I do.
780
00:37:54,875 --> 00:37:56,750
My perception
is just as fast as I am.
781
00:37:56,791 --> 00:37:58,541
The briefest conversation
with anyone
782
00:37:58,583 --> 00:37:59,916
seems like hours to me.
783
00:37:59,958 --> 00:38:01,166
It's agony.
784
00:38:04,208 --> 00:38:08,333
But with you, it's a gift.
785
00:38:08,375 --> 00:38:11,750
Your voice is like music.
786
00:38:11,791 --> 00:38:13,708
You're thoughtful,
compassionate,
787
00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:15,375
beautiful woman.
788
00:38:15,416 --> 00:38:18,625
I hang on every word.
789
00:38:19,541 --> 00:38:20,333
Hmm.
790
00:38:20,375 --> 00:38:21,875
You mean that?
791
00:38:21,916 --> 00:38:22,750
I do.
792
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,208
That's...
793
00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:28,708
Guardians emergency.
794
00:38:28,750 --> 00:38:29,708
I'm so very sorry.
795
00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:31,125
I understand.
796
00:38:31,166 --> 00:38:32,541
Go.
797
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,250
Denver is toast, Immortal!
798
00:38:45,291 --> 00:38:46,708
I'm going out,
799
00:38:46,750 --> 00:38:49,708
and I'm taking
the whole city with me!
800
00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:51,458
I've lined my suit
801
00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:52,916
with plutonium!
802
00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:57,583
When in doubt,
throw them into space.
803
00:38:57,625 --> 00:38:59,708
Huh?
804
00:39:17,875 --> 00:39:20,500
Finally, some action!
805
00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:29,250
Holly, wait up!
806
00:39:29,291 --> 00:39:30,208
Please, Connie,
807
00:39:30,250 --> 00:39:31,791
don't waste
any more of my time.
808
00:39:31,833 --> 00:39:33,833
This is good news.
809
00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:36,541
With our third quarter roll-out
of Haven Storm 4.0,
810
00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:40,125
our market share should rise
by a minimum of 10%.
811
00:39:40,166 --> 00:39:42,666
We have a spectacular year
ahead of us.
812
00:39:42,708 --> 00:39:43,916
The new roll-out
of Haven Storm
813
00:39:43,958 --> 00:39:45,375
was supposed
to be free.
814
00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:47,625
I'm not worried
about the shareholders' year.
815
00:39:47,666 --> 00:39:49,875
I want a spectacular year
for the world.
816
00:39:51,916 --> 00:39:54,625
Don't you do enough
for the world?
817
00:39:54,666 --> 00:39:56,041
None of us do.
818
00:40:06,708 --> 00:40:07,916
Come on!
819
00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:11,583
Come on, you're almost there!
820
00:40:11,625 --> 00:40:13,166
You got this!
821
00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:16,000
You did it!
You did it!
822
00:40:20,583 --> 00:40:21,833
Oh, crap.
Sorry!
823
00:40:23,458 --> 00:40:26,083
Okay, got it.
824
00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:32,625
Are you okay?
825
00:40:32,666 --> 00:40:33,791
I am fine.
826
00:40:33,833 --> 00:40:34,791
We did it.
827
00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:37,333
I'd never expanded myself
to that extent.
828
00:40:37,375 --> 00:40:39,458
That was... intense.
829
00:40:41,375 --> 00:40:43,583
Aw, man, take me with you.
830
00:40:43,625 --> 00:40:44,958
Come on, I can help!
831
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,166
No, Nikki.
832
00:40:46,208 --> 00:40:48,750
You know Guardians' business
is too dangerous
833
00:40:48,791 --> 00:40:50,833
for human children.
834
00:40:50,875 --> 00:40:51,958
Oh, man...
835
00:40:53,958 --> 00:40:55,142
Aw, you're doing
so good. That's it!
836
00:40:55,166 --> 00:40:57,416
Ooh, yes, like that.
Like that!
837
00:40:57,458 --> 00:40:58,333
Keep going.
838
00:40:58,375 --> 00:40:59,625
Aw, yes, yes, yes,
839
00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:00,666
hold that, hold that.
840
00:41:01,833 --> 00:41:03,625
What is that beeping?
841
00:41:06,291 --> 00:41:07,250
Uh...
842
00:41:07,291 --> 00:41:08,250
That's a wrap.
843
00:41:08,291 --> 00:41:09,291
Uh, great work, everyone!
844
00:41:22,416 --> 00:41:24,375
We're in.
845
00:41:24,416 --> 00:41:25,375
Uh... Sam?
846
00:41:25,416 --> 00:41:26,375
What?
847
00:41:26,416 --> 00:41:27,416
Darkwing.
848
00:41:27,458 --> 00:41:28,958
Don't worry about him.
849
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,583
He can't be everywhere.
850
00:41:34,875 --> 00:41:37,666
Luckily,
I don't have to be everywhere.
851
00:41:37,708 --> 00:41:40,583
Only where I'm needed.
852
00:42:03,750 --> 00:42:05,291
I know
what's in this building,
853
00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:06,750
and I know who wants it.
854
00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:07,958
Tell me about your boss.
855
00:42:08,875 --> 00:42:10,708
We look like rats to you?
856
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,166
I'll check back with you
tomorrow.
857
00:42:18,750 --> 00:42:19,750
Wing Jet.
858
00:42:42,625 --> 00:42:44,208
Darkwing,
859
00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:45,916
why did you call us here?
860
00:42:45,958 --> 00:42:47,166
Me?
861
00:42:47,208 --> 00:42:48,916
So none of us
signaled the alert?
862
00:42:48,958 --> 00:42:50,750
Oh, god, what's going on?
863
00:42:50,791 --> 00:42:51,666
Is it bad?
864
00:42:54,333 --> 00:42:55,500
Huh?
865
00:43:10,750 --> 00:43:11,833
Omni-Man?
866
00:44:00,625 --> 00:44:01,916
- No!
- No!
867
00:44:06,250 --> 00:44:08,000
Why have you done this?
868
00:44:13,416 --> 00:44:14,416
Ah!
869
00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:31,625
Oh, no.
870
00:44:42,875 --> 00:44:44,083
Are you all right?
871
00:44:44,125 --> 00:44:45,375
I live.
872
00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:47,375
Someone must be
controlling him.
873
00:44:47,416 --> 00:44:49,375
He would never do this.
874
00:44:49,416 --> 00:44:52,375
Regardless, it's him or us.
875
00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:54,875
I choose us.
876
00:45:03,708 --> 00:45:05,000
Ah!
877
00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:54,500
Why?
878
00:45:54,541 --> 00:45:56,083
Why!
879
00:45:57,305 --> 00:46:57,656
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