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Back in the '80s, daytime
talk shows reigned supreme,
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from Donahue to Joan Rivers, to Geraldo.
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Americans ate up the low-stakes
drama and high-stakes fights.
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And for Barry and Geoff,
their queen of afternoon TV
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was Philly legend Nancy Glass.
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Explain to me how you find yourself
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in a relationship with a sex doll.
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Pathetic.
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This fool can't find real love,
so he wants to marry a doll?
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Nancy always knows what to say,
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which in this case is,
"You can't marry a doll!"
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That doll's not even that attractive.
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Believe me. I've seen some
gorgeous dolls in my time.
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Barry and Geoff were superfans,
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and the only thing that could be better
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than watching Nancy on TV
would be seeing her show live.
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Okay. Remember when my dad
cured that guy's blindness,
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after first causing
that guy's blindness?
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While he was sightless,
he developed a super sense of smell.
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Which is how he sniffed out the killer
mold that was growing in his walls.
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Your dad saved that man's life
by being so-so at his job.
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Blowing right by all of that...
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So, that guy's son
works for Nancy Glass,
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and he gave me two tickets!
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Tickets to see Nancy live?
Is this really happening?
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It's happening, all right.
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Erica...
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...will you go see Nancy Glass with me?
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Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!
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Oh! My baby's gonna be in the
audience of a daytime talk show!
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That's every mama's dream.
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We got to plan your outfit.
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If I'm gonna be on TV,
I want maximum skin exposure,
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so I need to find my most formal bikini.
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My child's gonna steal focus from
the freak show onstage!
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You're taking that random girl over me?
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- Barry...
- Don't "Barry" me.
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You're always choosing Erica,
and I'm sick of it!
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Boyfriends and girlfriends
do special things together.
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And best friends don't?
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She breathes on my neck
and makes me dizzy.
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My breath smells bad, too.
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Her hugs are full-body.
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Big Tasty's hugs are also full-body.
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- Here's proof.
- Oh, please don't.
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- Let our bodies become one.
- Oh, I prefer them as two.
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That's right. Wear your friend
Barry like a big, warm coat.
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? I'm twisted up inside ?
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? But nonetheless
I feel the need to say ?
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- Subs by kinglouisxx -
for www.addic7ed.com
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? I don't know the future ?
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? But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ?
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It was March 24th, 1980-something,
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and my girlfriend, Brea, was off
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to visit her cousin at college,
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which for two teens in love,
wasn't easy.
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I can't believe
we're not gonna see each other
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for three whole days.
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We've never been apart that long.
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One last kiss before you go?
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- Hell, yes!
- Mom!
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Sorry, Schmoo. You've got that lazy eye.
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It wasn't clear who you were talking to.
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Here's a fun way to know the difference...
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- It's never you!
- Oh.
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We'll just save that kiss for later.
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- Okay. Love you.
- Love you too.
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Sorry. The eye keeps finding me.
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So, where's Brea off to, kiddo?
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Visiting her cousin
at the University of Virginia.
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Hold on.
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You're letting Brea visit a college
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south of the Mason-Dixon line,
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in a state that's famously "for lovers"?
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She's not visiting the school.
She's visiting her cousin.
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Cousin visits are gateways
to actual college visits.
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One minute, you're all, "Yay!
Our moms are sisters."
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And then, the next minute, "Mmm, yeah.
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"I think I could spend four years here."
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Where are you going with this?
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Is a question I'm sure
I'll regret asking.
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Once Brea strolls past the
columns of the UVA Rotunda
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and then picnics next to
the waters of Lake Monticello,
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she will fall in love with the place.
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Where is all this specific
UVA information coming from?
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Have you and Brea even talked
about your college plans?
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A little. We're both applying to NYU.
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So you explicitly told her
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that you wanted to go
to school together?
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No, but we'll have that talk
once we both get in.
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Then everything will be hunky-dory.
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You mean, hunky dog [Bleep]!
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While you're in the Big Apple
yelling at taxis,
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she'll be watching
a shirtless blacksmith
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making horseshoes while
saying, "Oh, I do declare."
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Shirtless blacksmith?
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At least he should be wearing
a leather apron
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while working the flame.
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A-And stop trying to get in my head.
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There's a famous saying...
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"If you love someone,
never set them free."
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That's not the saying.
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Murray, a little help?
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Nah. Sounds like she's doing a thing.
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Adam, who knows ladies better than me?
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I'm still scoring left and right.
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It's honestly too much.
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- Ew.
- So much "ew."
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And how do I get all that sweet ew?
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Confidence!
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Let Brea Bee be.
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You can talk about the future
when she gets back.
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- I'm going with Pops.
- Damn it, old man!
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Really? Usually, people just
pretend to listen to me
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and then do whatever they want.
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I don't even do the listening part.
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Pops, I trust you completely.
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When it comes to dames,
you know your stuff.
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Look who's back, baby!
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I hurt my back.
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While Pops was helping me with Brea,
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Barry was looking for help
with Geoff from the JTP.
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- JTP!
- JTP!
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Wait. It's just you, Matt Bradley?
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- It was just me when you came in.
- Where's Naked Rob?
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He's getting his knee surgery.
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He'll finally be able to walk
without pain.
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What about Andy? Let me guess.
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- Height surgery.
- Close.
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He's on a semester abroad in Sweden.
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Those giant blond people will try
to put him in their pockets.
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- Maybe I can help.
- Mmm, it's a big "maybe," but here goes.
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As you know, one of the things
Geoff and I share
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as best friends
is our love of Nancy Glass.
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Oh, how could you not?
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Despite this bond,
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who's he taking to a live taping?
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My sister.
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Also known as his girlfriend.
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Also known as "I don't care."
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He's been choosing Erica over
me for years. It has to stop.
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Barry, it's not as simple as that.
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Erica isn't just Geoff's girlfriend.
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She's gonna be his wife one day.
Everyone knows it.
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- So?
- So it makes things complicated.
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I know things are weird for you,
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but imagine how weird
things would be for Geoff
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if you were dating his sister, Joanne.
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Oh, my God. You're right.
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Wait. Are you actually listening to me?
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Indeed, Matt Bradley.
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And now I know how
to fix things with Geoff.
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By dating Joanne.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yup.
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I'm gonna love his sister so
hard, it'll make him insane.
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- That doesn't sound right.
- Then I'll make him watch.
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Only one way to interpret that.
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Then he'll realize he should
take me to see Nancy Glass.
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Ta!
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And this one got away from me.
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While Barry was
off to chase Geoff's sister,
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Pops came to stop me from chasing Brea.
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Okay. There's no way your mom is done
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trying to convince you
Brea is on the outs.
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So I'm here to help.
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What's the chalkboard for?
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Well, you kids are always making lists.
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I want to be in on the fun, so...
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"Adam and Pops' Day of Distraction."
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"Adam" starts with "A,"
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so one slant left and one slant right.
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Pops, you can just tell me.
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Now let's connect these suckers.
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Oh, damn it. I started so strong!
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Oh, you've almost got an "A" there.
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Out, Blondie. The boy's
taking my advice for once.
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I just thought it'd be nice
if Adam surprised Brea
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with a quick phone call.
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I don't need to call Brea. We're fine.
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Plus, she's on the road.
There's no way to reach her.
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Lucky for you, I've calculated
her likely rate of speed,
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miles per gallon on her VW Rabbit,
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and the time she'll slow down to
admire herself in the mirror.
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According to my calculations,
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Brea should be at this gas station,
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and I've got the number on speed dial.
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- Do not.
- Oops.
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Be strong, Adam.
I have a great day planned.
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First, we hit the pinball
machine at Riley's.
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Uh, is there a young woman there?
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Name's Brea,
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red hair, eyes that are
fine but not gorgeous.
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Brea?
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- It's her.
- Uh, hello?
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- Uh, hi there, fine eyes.
- Adam?
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Why are you calling me here?
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And how did you find me?
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A boy never reveals his secrets.
I mean man!
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All man! A man of men!
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I can't believe you did this to me!
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Uh, yeah. I'm kind of running late.
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My cousin's taking me to a
party at the Rotunda tonight.
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The Rotunda, huh? Sounds funda.
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The Rotunda?
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Jefferson patterned it
after the Parthenon!
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The Greeks, Adam.
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Sell NYU hard!
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Uh, Adam, I really got to go.
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But next year, we should...
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Aw, she hung up!
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Good! Back to my thing.
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Now, I like starting my D's
with the big, round belly part.
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Oh, God! Am I losing her already?
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Yes, you are.
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- Unless...
- Unless what?
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Unless we drive down to Virginia
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so you can tell that girl how you feel.
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A mother-son road trip?
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Mother-son road trip.
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Oy, gevalt!
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I'm already packed.
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So are you. I'll meet you at the car.
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As my mom and I
started our trek to Virginia,
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Barry was determined
to drive Geoff crazy.
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Joanne Schwartz.
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Funny meeting you here where
your roommate said you'd be.
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Barry Goldberg?
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I'm glad I'm here at law school,
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'cause I have a confession to make.
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- Mmm-hmm?
- I'm guilty
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of falling for you hard.
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What are you talking about?
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- We can't stand each other.
- Careful.
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Lying to this jury will get you
a life sentence of happiness.
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Are you hitting on me?
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I once convinced you that our
broken fridge was a spaceship.
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You got stuck inside for hours.
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Eh, near-death prank
or childhood flirtation?
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Near-death prank.
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And remember when
I told you my mom's estrogen pills
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were a rare Japanese candy
and you swallowed a handful?
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I was young and gullible.
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- It was last spring.
- Okay.
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We've had a fun give-and-take
over the years.
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Here's the deal.
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I'm in a love triangle with
your brother and my sister.
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I don't think that means what
you think it means, but go on.
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00:08:35,623 --> 00:08:37,675
He favors her more every day.
250
00:08:37,725 --> 00:08:39,177
It's gotten so bad,
251
00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:42,243
he's taking Erica to see
Nancy Glass instead of me.
252
00:08:42,282 --> 00:08:43,610
What?
253
00:08:43,635 --> 00:08:45,250
Erica's the last person he should take.
254
00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:46,585
- It should be me.
- You?
255
00:08:46,635 --> 00:08:48,488
Oh, I'm made for that audience.
256
00:08:48,513 --> 00:08:51,691
No one "oohs" at salacious
revelations like me.
257
00:08:51,741 --> 00:08:54,692
You mean like this? Oh! Oh, ah!
258
00:08:54,742 --> 00:08:57,395
That's weak. Here. Check it.
259
00:08:58,414 --> 00:08:59,563
Oo-oo-ooh!
260
00:08:59,613 --> 00:09:04,068
No. It's oh-whoa!
261
00:09:04,118 --> 00:09:05,537
Oh, wow. You've got skills.
262
00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,472
Thank you. So, are we doing this?
263
00:09:07,522 --> 00:09:08,774
I'll pretend to be your girlfriend
264
00:09:08,824 --> 00:09:09,975
just until Geoff realizes
265
00:09:10,025 --> 00:09:11,843
he shouldn't take Erica to Nancy Glass,
266
00:09:11,893 --> 00:09:14,212
but then the battle
for the ticket is on.
267
00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:16,247
It's a foolproof plan.
268
00:09:16,297 --> 00:09:17,632
All right.
269
00:09:19,923 --> 00:09:22,308
Determined to make
Geoff see the error of his ways,
270
00:09:22,358 --> 00:09:24,476
Joanne and Barry
put their plan in motion.
271
00:09:24,526 --> 00:09:26,335
Whoa. Does this mean Barry is...
272
00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,048
Skin stuff.
273
00:09:28,073 --> 00:09:30,516
- But who?
- You may enter.
274
00:09:32,102 --> 00:09:34,043
Oh, God! What am I looking at?
275
00:09:34,068 --> 00:09:36,187
You're looking at
my new romantic partner,
276
00:09:36,237 --> 00:09:38,554
my lover, my flame, my main squeeze.
277
00:09:38,604 --> 00:09:40,191
So much squeezing.
278
00:09:40,241 --> 00:09:41,891
Pardon the sock on the door.
279
00:09:41,941 --> 00:09:43,494
Our bodies and tongues were entwined.
280
00:09:43,544 --> 00:09:45,630
Like snakes when they do it.
281
00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:47,899
I have so many questions that I
don't want to know the answers to.
282
00:09:47,949 --> 00:09:49,832
Yeah. I'm super confused. What is this?
283
00:09:49,882 --> 00:09:52,035
Me and your closest living relative
284
00:09:52,085 --> 00:09:53,638
have fallen madly in love.
285
00:09:53,688 --> 00:09:55,639
- Hmm!
- Joanne, you are my queen.
286
00:09:55,689 --> 00:09:57,875
- Ooh!
- Which I'm told is the best piece in chess.
287
00:09:57,925 --> 00:09:59,610
Also, I like your face and butt.
288
00:09:59,660 --> 00:10:01,611
This is obviously not real.
289
00:10:01,661 --> 00:10:05,415
I know it's crazy, but we realized
all the years of teasing,
290
00:10:05,465 --> 00:10:07,684
we were just fighting our true feelings.
291
00:10:07,734 --> 00:10:10,148
But no more, and we have
you to thank for that.
292
00:10:10,173 --> 00:10:13,396
Yeah. If you hadn't broken the seal
of dating your best friend's sister,
293
00:10:13,421 --> 00:10:16,571
which most of the civilized
world recognizes
294
00:10:16,596 --> 00:10:17,895
- as a sacred taboo...
- Yeah.
295
00:10:17,945 --> 00:10:20,465
...we wouldn't have had the courage
to take a chance. Now, would we?
296
00:10:20,515 --> 00:10:21,631
You know what? This is great.
297
00:10:21,681 --> 00:10:23,040
- Is it?
- Yep.
298
00:10:23,065 --> 00:10:26,054
And we are gonna celebrate
with our first double date.
299
00:10:26,079 --> 00:10:27,237
So we'll meet you out front.
300
00:10:27,287 --> 00:10:28,740
- Sound good?
- Sounds great.
301
00:10:28,782 --> 00:10:30,733
Barry's my favorite
mode of transportation,
302
00:10:30,791 --> 00:10:32,495
so I hope this doesn't bother anyone.
303
00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,145
Yee-haw, baby.
304
00:10:35,188 --> 00:10:36,706
Yee-haw!
305
00:10:36,763 --> 00:10:38,783
Why are you encouraging them?
306
00:10:38,833 --> 00:10:40,985
'Cause they're obviously just
trying to get under your skin.
307
00:10:41,035 --> 00:10:42,819
But they can't keep this up. Trust me.
308
00:10:44,372 --> 00:10:46,790
I'm gonna leave this
on the inside of the doorknob,
309
00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,693
'cause we're about to go
at it in the hallway.
310
00:10:49,743 --> 00:10:52,129
While Barry and Joanne
tried to get on Geoff's nerves,
311
00:10:52,179 --> 00:10:54,164
my mom and I were on
the road to Virginia.
312
00:10:54,214 --> 00:10:56,462
Ooh. Let's practice what you
say when you see her, okay?
313
00:10:56,487 --> 00:10:57,701
I'll be Brea.
314
00:10:57,751 --> 00:11:01,139
Adam!
What in tarnation are you doin' here?
315
00:11:01,189 --> 00:11:02,640
Why does Brea sound like Delta Burke
316
00:11:02,690 --> 00:11:04,375
looking for a husband at a picnic?
317
00:11:04,425 --> 00:11:06,876
The South changes people, Schmoo.
318
00:11:06,926 --> 00:11:08,768
My, oh, my, Adam. Is that you?
319
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,081
Listen, Brea,
320
00:11:10,131 --> 00:11:12,549
I really want us to go college
close to each other.
321
00:11:12,599 --> 00:11:14,050
- Mmm.
- In New York. What do you say?
322
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,586
That's nice, but a gentleman
323
00:11:15,636 --> 00:11:17,321
would have told me sooner
to show he cared.
324
00:11:17,371 --> 00:11:18,454
But I'm saying it now.
325
00:11:18,504 --> 00:11:19,823
My life is here now,
326
00:11:19,873 --> 00:11:21,726
where we drink sweet tea
and race crawdads.
327
00:11:21,776 --> 00:11:23,593
Race crawdads? How does that work?
328
00:11:23,643 --> 00:11:25,782
Play along. Brea just dismissed you.
329
00:11:25,807 --> 00:11:26,896
Fine.
330
00:11:26,946 --> 00:11:28,026
Wait, Brea,
331
00:11:28,051 --> 00:11:30,199
my beautiful chicken-fried steak!
332
00:11:30,249 --> 00:11:32,769
My love for you could fill
a thousand Piggly Wigglys
333
00:11:32,819 --> 00:11:34,538
with fried okra and Moon Pies!
334
00:11:34,588 --> 00:11:35,872
Aw, I'm not saying the right words.
335
00:11:35,922 --> 00:11:37,408
That's it.
336
00:11:37,458 --> 00:11:39,776
Don't tell Brea how you feel. Show her.
337
00:11:39,826 --> 00:11:41,511
Oh, my God. You're right.
338
00:11:41,561 --> 00:11:43,414
The classic Goldbergs'
big romantic swing!
339
00:11:43,464 --> 00:11:44,981
And this one will be the biggest,
340
00:11:45,031 --> 00:11:46,650
because I'm overly involved.
341
00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:49,120
She really was. Unlike my dad.
342
00:11:49,145 --> 00:11:51,214
Where is everyone?
Actually, forget about it.
343
00:11:51,239 --> 00:11:52,730
The important thing is they're gone.
344
00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:54,458
Because you gave me no help,
345
00:11:54,508 --> 00:11:56,894
they're road-tripping to ol' Virginny!
346
00:11:56,944 --> 00:11:58,728
Virginia? That's a lot of gas.
347
00:11:58,778 --> 00:11:59,929
Focus.
348
00:11:59,979 --> 00:12:01,732
Adam's gonna tell Brea
349
00:12:01,782 --> 00:12:04,235
they need to go to college
together next year,
350
00:12:04,285 --> 00:12:06,703
and he'll look like an
insecure, needy nudnik.
351
00:12:06,753 --> 00:12:08,572
Maybe the girl will think it's sweet.
352
00:12:08,622 --> 00:12:11,207
It's gonna be over-the-top embarrassment.
353
00:12:11,257 --> 00:12:12,543
Hello?
354
00:12:12,593 --> 00:12:14,510
Yeah. I got it. Thank you very much.
355
00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:15,841
That was the bank.
356
00:12:15,866 --> 00:12:18,814
Apparently, somebody in Maryland
tried using my credit card
357
00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:20,217
to buy a white steed.
358
00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:22,019
A white steed?
359
00:12:22,069 --> 00:12:25,655
I've seen that kid ride a bike.
This isn't gonna end well.
360
00:12:25,705 --> 00:12:27,158
Damn it, now I have to do things.
361
00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:28,491
Why didn't you say something?
362
00:12:28,541 --> 00:12:30,359
Oh, go [Bleep] yourself.
363
00:12:30,384 --> 00:12:33,125
As my dad worried my mom
and I were getting out of hand,
364
00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:35,201
Barry was not letting go of Joanne.
365
00:12:35,233 --> 00:12:38,376
- Babe, pop a fry in my mouth.
- Yeah.
366
00:12:38,419 --> 00:12:39,870
Oh!
367
00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,605
Mmm. I have only one free hand,
368
00:12:41,655 --> 00:12:44,042
'cause my other is holding your
sister's and never letting go.
369
00:12:44,092 --> 00:12:45,976
Yeah. We nearly crashed
when you were driving us here.
370
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,311
What happed to 10:00 and 2:00, mister?
371
00:12:47,361 --> 00:12:50,461
Oh, yeah. I'd like your
hands on my 10:00 and 2:00.
372
00:12:50,486 --> 00:12:52,515
Also my 4:00 and 8:00.
373
00:12:52,565 --> 00:12:53,818
That's too many hands!
374
00:12:53,868 --> 00:12:55,452
And you're both clearly annoyed
375
00:12:55,502 --> 00:12:57,454
that I'm taking Erica to see
Nancy, but this is too much.
376
00:12:57,504 --> 00:12:58,922
What'd I miss?
377
00:12:58,972 --> 00:13:00,790
Oh, just our new, in-your-face love.
378
00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:01,924
- Joanne?
- Yeah?
379
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,995
Will you accompany me to
the karaoke sign-up sheet?
380
00:13:04,045 --> 00:13:07,231
Oh, my God. Our first trip together!
381
00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:12,436
I know this is fake,
but they're both so insane,
382
00:13:12,486 --> 00:13:14,237
they may actually be made
for each other.
383
00:13:14,287 --> 00:13:16,072
They're not. They just
share the stubborn ability
384
00:13:16,122 --> 00:13:18,107
to commit to this fake relationship.
385
00:13:18,157 --> 00:13:20,110
Which is weirdly cute.
386
00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:22,313
- Am I rooting for them?
- Please don't.
387
00:13:22,363 --> 00:13:27,069
Next up, Goldberg and Schwartz
singing Islands in the Stream.
388
00:13:27,094 --> 00:13:28,817
Oh, Barry, what are you doing?
389
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,087
What?
390
00:13:30,137 --> 00:13:32,121
Your sweet, stupid brother
is trying to make up with me.
391
00:13:32,171 --> 00:13:33,423
And you got there how?
392
00:13:33,473 --> 00:13:35,025
Islands in the Stream?
393
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:37,827
Goldberg and Schwartz?
That's our go-to karaoke song.
394
00:13:37,877 --> 00:13:39,529
It's a classic romantic duet.
395
00:13:39,579 --> 00:13:42,098
So romantic, but we sing it ironically.
396
00:13:42,148 --> 00:13:46,571
? Baby, when I met you
there was peace unknown ?
397
00:13:46,621 --> 00:13:49,832
? I set out to find you
with a fine-tooth comb ?
398
00:13:49,902 --> 00:13:52,577
- What the hell?
- ? I was soft inside ?
399
00:13:52,627 --> 00:13:56,279
? There was something goin' on ?
400
00:13:56,329 --> 00:13:58,348
They're singing
our ironic song sincerely.
401
00:13:58,398 --> 00:14:00,317
? Islands in the stream ?
402
00:14:00,367 --> 00:14:02,086
? That is what we are ?
403
00:14:02,136 --> 00:14:03,821
? No one in between ?
404
00:14:03,871 --> 00:14:05,379
? How could we be wrong? ?
405
00:14:05,433 --> 00:14:08,083
Stop! You're making something
hilarious beautiful!
406
00:14:08,141 --> 00:14:10,494
This is the first of many
things I'll make beautiful
407
00:14:10,544 --> 00:14:12,696
instead of hilarious
as I choose my girlfriend...
408
00:14:12,746 --> 00:14:14,365
- Mmm!
- ...over my best friend.
409
00:14:14,415 --> 00:14:17,867
Poems. Rom-coms. Noticing haircuts.
410
00:14:17,917 --> 00:14:19,502
You know, if your whole
problem is this supposed
411
00:14:19,552 --> 00:14:22,340
best friend-girlfriend triangle,
I can fix it for you right now.
412
00:14:22,390 --> 00:14:24,023
We're no longer best friends.
413
00:14:24,048 --> 00:14:27,577
With that, Geoff made
Barry realize his plan had misfired.
414
00:14:27,619 --> 00:14:29,237
Instead of getting his best friend back,
415
00:14:29,295 --> 00:14:30,647
he'd pushed him away.
416
00:14:30,672 --> 00:14:34,250
Meanwhile, my mom and I were ready to
pull off a Southern romantic gesture.
417
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:35,818
How do I look?
418
00:14:35,868 --> 00:14:37,353
If I was a girl your age,
419
00:14:37,403 --> 00:14:40,191
I would fall into your arms
and never let you go.
420
00:14:40,241 --> 00:14:41,491
I wish I didn't find that comforting.
421
00:14:41,541 --> 00:14:42,927
Here goes nothing.
422
00:14:42,977 --> 00:14:44,995
I'll go ready the fog machine,
balloons, and confetti.
423
00:14:45,045 --> 00:14:46,067
This was it.
424
00:14:46,092 --> 00:14:47,643
I had my tux, my flowers,
425
00:14:47,668 --> 00:14:50,566
and one shot to convince Brea
not to move south forever.
426
00:14:50,591 --> 00:14:52,502
My mom and I had thought of everything.
427
00:14:52,552 --> 00:14:54,585
Except that.
428
00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:56,132
Oh, balls!
429
00:14:56,190 --> 00:14:59,376
Murray? What are you doing
in the Deep South?
430
00:14:59,426 --> 00:15:02,545
Saving the boy from making the
biggest mistake of his life.
431
00:15:02,595 --> 00:15:03,813
You drove down to stop me?
432
00:15:03,863 --> 00:15:05,850
Damn right. This is a huge mistake.
433
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:07,116
Look at your mom with the balloons.
434
00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:08,585
I mean, how many balloons is that?
435
00:15:08,635 --> 00:15:11,471
The appropriate amount... Murray.
436
00:15:11,738 --> 00:15:13,390
Let's go.
437
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:15,058
Damn it, we know what we're doing.
438
00:15:15,108 --> 00:15:17,061
We already role-played
the whole scenario.
439
00:15:17,111 --> 00:15:22,131
Let's do it again,
only this time, I'll be Brea.
440
00:15:22,181 --> 00:15:23,433
- Go ahead.
- Fine.
441
00:15:23,483 --> 00:15:25,001
Brea, I never want us to be apart.
442
00:15:25,051 --> 00:15:28,105
You stay away from me,
you needy, lazy-eyed freak.
443
00:15:28,155 --> 00:15:30,441
Go kiss your Starboy dolls.
444
00:15:30,491 --> 00:15:32,342
I bet you'd like that, you weirdo.
445
00:15:32,392 --> 00:15:34,044
Wow. So much extra mustard.
446
00:15:34,094 --> 00:15:37,213
Look, your mom got in your head.
447
00:15:37,263 --> 00:15:40,451
She seems to think that if you
go away for a little while,
448
00:15:40,501 --> 00:15:41,952
you go away forever.
449
00:15:42,002 --> 00:15:44,255
Huh. That does sound like her.
450
00:15:44,305 --> 00:15:47,124
If you decide to stay here with Brea,
451
00:15:47,174 --> 00:15:48,859
she'll have a breakdown.
452
00:15:48,909 --> 00:15:51,260
It's no coincidence she has two kids
453
00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:53,664
going to college
just miles away from home.
454
00:15:53,714 --> 00:15:56,467
Oh, my God! How did I not see it?
455
00:15:56,517 --> 00:15:58,068
This has been about you the whole time!
456
00:15:58,118 --> 00:16:01,001
That is outrageous!
457
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:03,274
But maybe.
458
00:16:03,324 --> 00:16:05,207
I almost ruined my relationship
459
00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:07,410
because of your crazy insecurity.
460
00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:10,480
Is it so wrong that I want to
keep my babies close to me?
461
00:16:10,530 --> 00:16:14,395
If it stops them from living
their lives, it sure is.
462
00:16:14,450 --> 00:16:16,373
I don't even want to be
near you right now.
463
00:16:21,925 --> 00:16:23,253
The day had arrived.
464
00:16:23,278 --> 00:16:26,054
Geoff and Erica were seeing
Nancy Glass live,
465
00:16:26,079 --> 00:16:27,831
and it was even better
than they could've imagined.
466
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:31,243
So you're saying the ghost
not only liked your pets
467
00:16:31,268 --> 00:16:33,477
but it knew your dog's name?
468
00:16:33,524 --> 00:16:35,031
I can't believe we're actually here.
469
00:16:35,056 --> 00:16:38,277
Now let's open it up to the audience.
Any questions?
470
00:16:38,302 --> 00:16:39,926
- I've got a couple.
- Barry?
471
00:16:40,011 --> 00:16:42,793
Your guests had a hard time when
the ghost who was haunting them
472
00:16:42,818 --> 00:16:44,269
moved on to another house?
473
00:16:44,348 --> 00:16:46,433
They did feel alone and forgotten.
474
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,802
Might a man feel similarly dismissed
475
00:16:48,852 --> 00:16:50,805
if his best friend
started dating his sister
476
00:16:50,862 --> 00:16:52,940
and then treated him like hot garbage?
477
00:16:52,965 --> 00:16:56,314
I imagine that would be very hard.
478
00:16:56,339 --> 00:16:57,356
Follow-up!
479
00:16:57,388 --> 00:17:00,121
Isn't it possible that "this guy"
480
00:17:00,164 --> 00:17:02,082
that that gentleman is referring to
481
00:17:02,132 --> 00:17:04,018
is actually just a giant selfish baby?
482
00:17:04,068 --> 00:17:06,153
Also, how did you get in here?
483
00:17:06,203 --> 00:17:08,584
Think you're the only person who
knows the son of a blind guy
484
00:17:08,609 --> 00:17:10,223
who almost died of mold?
485
00:17:10,273 --> 00:17:11,625
Do you two know each other?
486
00:17:11,675 --> 00:17:14,060
That's my supposed best friend,
who's dating my sister.
487
00:17:14,110 --> 00:17:15,942
And that's the no-longer-my-best-friend
488
00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:17,464
who's pretending to date my sister.
489
00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:19,499
Fake or not, you should support us.
490
00:17:19,549 --> 00:17:21,768
Hey. I'm the girlfriend
of the brother's best friend,
491
00:17:21,818 --> 00:17:25,185
and I'm starting to think that
my boyfriend, who I adore,
492
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,727
asked the wrong person to the show.
493
00:17:26,752 --> 00:17:27,866
Wait. What?
494
00:17:27,924 --> 00:17:29,309
I want to focus on this,
495
00:17:29,359 --> 00:17:31,950
because you're all
clearly hurting right now.
496
00:17:31,975 --> 00:17:34,357
And also, ghosts aren't real.
497
00:17:34,436 --> 00:17:36,056
I'm sorry. They're just not.
498
00:17:36,114 --> 00:17:37,399
Names?
499
00:17:37,449 --> 00:17:38,785
- Uh, Geoff.
- Erica.
500
00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:41,051
- Barry.
- Desdemona Von Jorgerson.
501
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,104
Erica, why do you think Geoff
502
00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:46,007
asked the wrong person here today?
503
00:17:46,057 --> 00:17:47,342
They watch your show
together all the time.
504
00:17:47,392 --> 00:17:48,843
It's, like, their favorite thing.
505
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,311
I love you, Erica,
506
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:52,413
and I just wanted to share
this experience with you.
507
00:17:52,463 --> 00:17:53,815
Aw!
508
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,616
That love used to be for me.
509
00:17:55,666 --> 00:17:57,652
Barry, let me take a stab at this.
510
00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,821
Do you suppress your feelings
511
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:03,224
and then let them all out at
once like an emotional volcano?
512
00:18:03,274 --> 00:18:05,126
Holy crap, she's good.
513
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:06,858
What do you want to say
to Geoff right now?
514
00:18:06,883 --> 00:18:09,331
Be honest, but be calm.
515
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:12,952
There's no one in the world I'd
rather have date my sister.
516
00:18:13,015 --> 00:18:14,077
Aw!
517
00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:15,504
But you're still my best friend,
518
00:18:15,538 --> 00:18:17,929
and sometimes I want
my special time with you.
519
00:18:18,007 --> 00:18:20,141
- Geoff?
- I guess our situation
520
00:18:20,191 --> 00:18:22,509
is a little more complicated
than I realized.
521
00:18:23,158 --> 00:18:25,112
And I could be better
522
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,176
about making sure
we have time to hang out.
523
00:18:27,265 --> 00:18:29,126
Barry, what do you want to do right now?
524
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,418
Be sincere.
525
00:18:30,468 --> 00:18:32,377
- Hug.
- Geoff?
526
00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:34,196
Let our bodies become one.
527
00:18:34,237 --> 00:18:36,157
Let's do it, boys.
528
00:18:36,207 --> 00:18:37,525
Just like that,
529
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:41,063
Nancy Glass fixed Barry and Geoff.
530
00:18:41,113 --> 00:18:43,030
As unlikely as that was,
531
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,900
there was another unexpected
mediator that day.
532
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:48,236
- My dad.
- Let's go.
533
00:18:48,286 --> 00:18:49,670
Not with me. You're going with your mom.
534
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:50,738
No way.
535
00:18:50,788 --> 00:18:53,240
Look, your mom is an anxious person.
536
00:18:53,290 --> 00:18:56,311
She's an all-time worrier,
but nine times out of ten,
537
00:18:56,361 --> 00:18:58,486
that worrying keeps you kids
safe and happy.
538
00:18:58,541 --> 00:18:59,471
I know.
539
00:18:59,495 --> 00:19:02,148
Your mom is terrified
about you going to New York.
540
00:19:02,173 --> 00:19:03,951
But it's how you want to
chase your dreams,
541
00:19:03,993 --> 00:19:05,652
so she's behind you 100%.
542
00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:07,275
She is, isn't she?
543
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:09,175
Come on. Give her another chance.
544
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,464
Get goin'.
545
00:19:15,345 --> 00:19:17,699
I am so sorry, Schmoo.
546
00:19:17,749 --> 00:19:20,199
I promise, from here on out,
547
00:19:20,224 --> 00:19:23,537
I will never interfere
with your happiness again.
548
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:26,049
No matter how far away it may take you.
549
00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:27,395
You will.
550
00:19:29,059 --> 00:19:31,380
But... It's okay.
551
00:19:31,430 --> 00:19:34,548
It's easy to want the
people we love to stay close by.
552
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:37,819
Mostly 'cause, deep down,
we're afraid they won't come back.
553
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,756
But the truth is that time apart
554
00:19:39,781 --> 00:19:42,214
could make you realize
what needs to change.
555
00:19:42,272 --> 00:19:45,454
And that change can open up
a world of possibilities.
556
00:19:45,576 --> 00:19:47,603
Hey. What are you doing here?
557
00:19:47,711 --> 00:19:49,163
I just wanted to let you know
558
00:19:49,213 --> 00:19:51,665
that you may have been
my pretend boyfriend,
559
00:19:51,715 --> 00:19:54,670
but you were way better
than most of my real ones.
560
00:19:54,772 --> 00:19:57,844
- Aw, you're just saying that.
- I'm not.
561
00:19:57,869 --> 00:19:58,922
And I was thinking,
562
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:00,941
it was so much fun
when we were pretending,
563
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:03,678
would you ever want to, I don't know,
564
00:20:03,728 --> 00:20:05,513
not pretend?
565
00:20:08,365 --> 00:20:10,270
What's happening out here?
566
00:20:10,295 --> 00:20:13,300
I'm not sure, but I think
I'm gonna find out.
567
00:20:14,605 --> 00:20:16,857
Yep, life is full of surprises.
568
00:20:16,907 --> 00:20:19,593
It's the twists and turns that
keep the journey exciting,
569
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,089
no matter how far you go.
570
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:23,965
I missed you.
571
00:20:24,018 --> 00:20:26,748
- Really?
- So much.
572
00:20:26,773 --> 00:20:29,224
Virginia's beautiful, but it's
way too far away from you.
573
00:20:29,249 --> 00:20:32,507
In the end, absence does make
the heart grow fonder.
574
00:20:32,557 --> 00:20:34,572
As it turns out, when you love someone,
575
00:20:34,597 --> 00:20:35,885
it's okay to let them go.
576
00:20:36,024 --> 00:20:37,876
'Cause if that love is real,
577
00:20:37,939 --> 00:20:40,775
you can always rely on each other.
578
00:20:43,392 --> 00:20:45,141
I'm Nancy Glass and tonight we'll hear
579
00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:47,020
very different views on those issues.
580
00:20:47,070 --> 00:20:50,828
I don't want to call you a liar,
but no one here believes you.
581
00:20:52,868 --> 00:20:54,570
Smells good. What are you cooking?
582
00:20:54,649 --> 00:20:57,287
Oh, just some fried catfish,
hush puppies,
583
00:20:57,312 --> 00:21:00,311
sweet potato pie, and
Mama's famous fried okra.
584
00:21:00,383 --> 00:21:03,358
Brea's coming over! She can't
know we've been down South!
585
00:21:03,383 --> 00:21:04,468
Quit your fussin'.
586
00:21:04,469 --> 00:21:07,069
I reckon I'd never tell tales
about goin' down yonder.
587
00:21:07,123 --> 00:21:08,592
Damn it, woman. Get it together!
588
00:21:08,639 --> 00:21:10,809
Please. You ain't knee-high
to a June bug,
589
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:13,409
so don't pitch a hissy fit,
and set a spell.
590
00:21:14,062 --> 00:21:15,853
There she is!
591
00:21:15,903 --> 00:21:18,054
Now, don't get too far in
here, 'cause we gotta git.
592
00:21:18,207 --> 00:21:20,059
I mean go! Damn it!
593
00:21:20,109 --> 00:21:21,526
I thought we were having dinner.
594
00:21:21,576 --> 00:21:23,929
- Are those hoecakes?
- There's no way to know!
595
00:21:23,954 --> 00:21:25,865
- Move, move, move!
- What? Oh!
596
00:21:25,945 --> 00:21:28,730
Y'all come back now, ya hear?
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