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Knox posting up
with a mismatch on Rozier.

Knox turns,
backs him up,

puts up a 10-foot floater.

Rejected by Horford.

Rebound goes
to DeAndre Jordan

and back out
to Dennis Smith, Jr.,

who will start over.

Now Smith penetrates.

Spins and loses it
out of bounds

after passing it directly
to the Celtics' bench.

Another Knick turnover.

Hayward inbounds
and Rozier will bring it up.

Boston with a 21-point lead
three minutes from the half,

and the Knicks
now deep in the hole.

Rozier to Jaylen Brown,
baseline for three.

Yes! And the Knicks down 24.

And here come the boos
from the crowd here

in Madison Square Garden.

Zama, you're late.

- Where were you?
- Fati's house.

Mm, we called Fati,
we know you weren't there.

I...

Whatever, you know what?
I was dancing.

You don't have
to be so strict.

No, this is hardly strict.

- Yeah, it is.
- No, it isn't!

Look at you.

Every day
it's something different.

We're just...
we're worried.

Is it so bad
that we want to know

that you're safe?

This is a big city.

Yeah, I know,
I grew up here.

Hey.

You tone it down.

No.

Zama, you have every right
to be sad still.

- You just can't...
- Can't what?

- Can't what?
- You cannot treat

your uncle and I
like this.

Then leave me alone.

This isn't just about you.

I hate you.

Don't say that.

I hate you.

...it would be okay,
but, you know,

what would be better
if, like, we had a plan.

- On the boardwalk.
- Huh?

We'll sleep
under the boardwalk.

Oh no.

Hm.

What are you saving
this crap for?

It's a stack
of filthy magazines.

Rare Parts is not filth.

It's political commentary.

We gotta start fresh.

Getting kicked out
of your house

is not a fresh start,
it's a death sentence.

Son of a bitch.

Oh, now you're swearing.

What's with the swearing?

I swear because I'm angry, okay?

I don't want
to leave this place.

I know, Benji.

I want that man dead.

Kicking us
out of our home

to build
a parking lot?

I used to think there's
two people that were evil.

Hitler and that bully
that beat up on Saul

- in P.S. 205...
- Rick?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Hey, what you doin', Saul?

Nothin'.

Who was that girl I saw you with
the other night?

Hm?

Oh, wait, wait, my bad.

That was somebody else.

Hey, come to think about it.

I don't think I've ever
seen you with a girl.

Why is that?

I don't know.

I mean,
why haven't I seen you

with a girl, guy,
anybody, huh?

...will step to the line
averaging 71% from the stripe.

He makes the first.

His 13 rebounds
are a testimony of that,

as he makes the second,
and the Knicks will inbound.

Smith motions for a screen,

changes his mind
and lays it off to Dotson

who's guarded closely
by Simmons.

Dotson looking
for Jordan inside. Delivers.

Jordan now turns on Embiid,
drives.

Rejected!

The ball
winding up

five rows past
a bewildered Knicks bench.

Embiid lowering the boom

on top of the New York gloom.

Stop with this
or I'll have to call the police.

No, you won't.

What do you want?

Uh, you know.

Talk to him.

He's gone out
for the night.

He's gonna pay.

What?

You know that, right?

Stop calling here.

You're all gonna pay.

Thank you very much.

Sure.

As someone
who's been fortunate enough

to partner with him
on a number of projects,

and to those of you
about to dip your toes

in the water on this one,
a toast.

So...

What do you say to a man
who has made you rich?

Let me amend
that question.

What do you say a man
who's made you filthy rich?

And, gentlemen,
I'm not talking about

a slip at the Orient Point
Yacht Club rich.

I'm not talking about
sending your three daughters

to Spence rich.

I'm not even talking
about paying cash

for your Aspen house rich.

No.

I'm talking about
something different.

I'm talking about
something more.

I'm talking about

arranging the skyline
in your image rich.

I'm talking about
stamping your name

on the public's forehead rich.

And like his father
before him,

I'm talking about
legend rich.

Sultan rich.

King rich.

So...

What do you say to him?

I'll tell you
what you say.

You get down on one knee
and you raise your glass.

To you, sir...

...I say thank you.

Thank you.

Go home, Saul.

I told you,
no double shift tonight.

You got your money, right?

Go spend it on a lady.

Buy some weed.

Do whatever it is you do.

Yo, I fuckin' see you.

Thank you.

It's all good, Danny.

Thank you.

Do you live
with your parents?

No, my uncle and aunt.

You like them?

What happened
to your parents?

Do you live
with your parents?

No, grandparents.

What's with the mask?

I don't know.

Maybe I'm like
a superhero or somethin'.

Yeah?

Maybe.

I don't know.

Thank you.

You know her?

No, just checking out her gear.

There's a chocolate glaze
in there somewhere.

- You want it?
- Mm-mm.

That's my uncle.

He a bad guy?

Now, he doesn't...

I thought, you know...

Saw you, and I thought he'd...

With the... he doesn't really have
any of... the stuff.

Do you always...

Do you always wear the...

So what?
It's what I want to wear.

Huh.

You gonna go home?

- I don't really want to deal.
- Deal with what?

Then what, you know,
you wanna hang out more?

Yeah.

Do you wanna take a walk?

Walk?

Do you like to?

Like to walk?

Yeah.

Sure.

Wanna get a slice?

Somebody will use 'em.

Good?

- Can you do a 360?
- What?

Like a, you know,
a full spin.

Yeah, probably.

You wanna show me?
Come on.

Almost.

- It was really good though.
- You're turn.

I can't do it.

- What?
- No, I can't do it.

Hey!

- Thank you.
- No more thankin' me, okay?

Okay.

It's not funny.

Sorry.

This thing is getting gross.

You all right?

Is he breathing?

- What?
- Booze.

He's just... he's drunk.

Do you drink?

Not really. You?

No.

Should we call 9-1-1?

We just let him sleep it off.

What are you doing?

Turn it off.

- Hmm?
- Turn it off.

Wanna go for a drive?

What?

I don't know how to drive.

I'm starving.

It smells.

- Salam.
- Salam.

Can I help you?

Yeah, um,

I'm looking for a new niqab,

or maybe something
a little less...

A little less?

Ah, a little less.

It's okay, sweetie,
I'm from Staten Island.

Let's get you out of these
and get into something new.

But I don't have niqabs.

I have saris, abayas, kurtas,

and so many colors.

You would look really nice
in a bright color.

How about... red?

Hi.

How are ya?

You're a happy guy.
You wanna try on a mask?

- Yes.
- Yeah?

Want me to put it on you?

Yeah?

Can you see all right?

Put it up a little for you.

There you go.

It looks great.

Head is huge.

We'll take it off.

Do you like?

It looks really... good,
you know?

Thanks.

Guy kneeling back there.

Praying.

Praying.

Do you pray?

Do you?

No.

Not really.

Do you have a problem?

No.

It's just you remind me
of my youngest daughter.

And how much I miss her.

Davis fakes left,
spins, fadeaway.

Oh, what a light touch
by Anthony Davis

as he drains
yet another jumper.

Nothing but net.

So here come the Knicks
down by 16,

searching for answers
in the desert, and...

Hey.

Look, just get the team away
from the Dolans

and just build 'em back up
from scratch.

Listen, nobody would disagree
with you in theory

that the Dolan family has done
this historic franchise

a disservice with their
particular management style.

But here's a small fact,
they own the team.

Yeah, well, so do the...
what's his name...

the Clippers owner,
but DeSilver stepped in.

- He did the right thing.
- Very different circumstances.

- So what?
- So you're saying

the NBA should take
legal action.

Go to court to repossess
the Knicks from Dolan because...

- 'Cause they suck!
- I love it.

- Next caller.
- Yeah.

Bring the paperwork.

Find your money, mayor?

- What the fuck?
- Get the fuck out

of Coney Island, douchebag!

- Nobody wants you here!
- Shit!

Fuck, Jesus fucking Christ.

Go!

I'm actually kinda hungry again.

Your appetite is insane,
you know that?

You like pickles?

Can I get a small thing
of butter?

- Siberian butter?
- Okay.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome

Thank you.

Wanna try a little
pickled watermelon?

- Hmm.
- Really good.

Mm, so sour.

Sour's good.

You know, I don't know 'em, but
they're probably worried sick.

Probably.

Something bad happened.

What?

My dad died, like a year ago.

Thank you.

This looks bad.

You hardly look like a gangster.

That's because
I'm not a gangster.

Nice dinner the other night.

You put on quite a show.

Well, that was my job,
wasn't it?

They wire you the money?

You're welcome.

This is the part where
you could say thank you.

You owed me.

And what's the deal with
this Brooklyn development?

Everything looks good.

Well, that's not what I hear.

I hear you're behind.

What can I do
to get you back in?

No, after the bath
we took last time,

it's too much money.

It's just a bridge,
less than $40 million.

No.

No way.

The bank's being watched
much closer now.

I can talk to Bill.

Yeah, Bill.

Fucking useless.

- Then I can sweeten it a little.
- No.

Three units just for you.

On a project downtown then.

What is next, box seats
to Billy Joel at the Garden?

Jesus.

I'm getting out.

- The fuck?
- Come on.

- We're just two guys talking.
- Yeah?

'Cause I see one guy
trying to get out of a car

and another guy
leveraged to the hilt.

So's half the town,
it's the way it works.

Just ask your dad for the money.

Fuck you!

I'm gonna get out
of the car now.

The Bulls are out of time outs.

Twelve seconds remain
in the fourth,

the Knicks clinging
to a two-point lead,

103 to 101.

Knox with a career high,
26 points.

- Knicks have to stand tall...
- Pull over.

- We need to focus.
- So here we go.

Lopez in bounds to LaVine,
guarded by Smith.

Top of the key,
looking for Valentine.

LaVine cuts left, drives,
six seconds.

Five, pulls up,
finds Valentine in the corner.

Three, two, off balance jumper,
it's good.

And the Bulls pull it out...

You know, you could always
just root for the Nets.

You can't ever say that.

Don't ever say...

Don't every say that, okay?

The Nets are from New Jersey.

They... they're not from Brooklyn.

They might play in Brooklyn,
have the word Brooklyn

on their jerseys,
they're not from Brooklyn.

To me, they'll always be
from New Jersey.

, Daniel Martin,
born and bred in New Jersey.

They destroyed an entire
neighborhood to build a stadium

that looks like
a rusty metal basket.

They tore down all brownstones,
a great bar.

They, they forced people
to give up their homes

so the Nets could move
from New Jersey

just to cont... cont...
continue to suck.

No, okay, okay,
you know, whatever.

Maybe they're good now
and they got K-D bub,

but whatever, you know?

Will it last?

Come on, come on.

Knicks suck worse obviously,
I mean, look at them.

Who even are they? Nobodies.

You know, you get Zion right
there in the palm of your hand,

you can't,
can't even make that work.

Ha, ha, useless!

Useless.

But I'm actually fine
with them sucking.

You know?

It's, it's...

It's a part of what New York
has always been,

good, bad, love, hate.

High, low, Empire State
Building, Flatbush Avenue,

and, and, and no matter
if they won or they lost,

you know, New York was
the Knicks' town, their home.

They made sense together,
which would somehow help

New York make any sense at all,
when I don't know...

the F train breaks down,
somebody steals your bike

or some, some, some monster
tears down your house

to make way for a parking lot,
you know?

You know, but now,

with all the money
and all the bullshit luxury,

none of the old stuff
makes sense anymore.

Knicks don't matter, the city
doesn't care about them.

The, this city...

This city cares about money.

They don't even care
about a loser.

But someone has to care
so I've done it.

I've loved them
for the millions of people

who don't care anymore, I've
given them everything I've got.

I've died for 'em,
I do it every time they play,

but it hasn't been enough.

So now, it's like
I've finally realized

that maybe I have to do more,
like maybe my entire life

has built up to this point

where it's time to do something,
you know,

to really, really do something.

Do what?

Avenge them.

How'd he die?

Who?

Your father.

Was it from, like,

war, something?

No, nothing like that.

- Heart attack.
- Oh.

Look, I figured... I don't know,

you know, I thought maybe
he must've got killed

in a conflict or something.

No, he just died.

I'm really glad I found you.

Zama, this isn't right.

We know you're angry,
but come home.

Zama, you have to.

You've been gone for days,
we've been worried sick.

We almost called the police.

No, don't do that,
don't call the police.

- What?
- Not yet.

Zama, what do you mean?

Zama.

What?

Mister has been waiting for you.

Thank you, Rosa.

No, Rosa's gone, I'm Juanita.

- How long has it been?
- Five years.

Still taking your meetings here
I see.

So, how's things, Pop?

Ask Rosa,
she does the dirty work.

I think her name's Juanita.

What do you want?

Did you see what I sent over?

I had someone look at it.

- Who?
- Someone.

And?

I don't have time for this,
I don't have time to come

all the way over
to this shitty neighborhood.

- You never understood this city.
- And I don't have time for you!

You got something to say
about my proposal,

just say it
so I can get back in my car.

- You mean my car?
- No, my car!

Mine!

Sit down and stop acting
like a child.

You know, Rosa's daughter
gets on a bus every morning

from goddamn Rego Park
to Coney Island.

Special school there
named after Mark Twain.

I suppose it should be
named after Bob Moses.

Rosa came back
from a parent conference

and found this in a garbage can

in the parking lot there.

Yup, that's us.

It's a good project, it's big.

Calling it The Diamond Coast.

And that's just the start,
six more buildings planned.

We're the first in.

- Bill's good with it.
- Bill?

Abe, Ed, Dave,

Rudy, Mike.

Lists help me keep my marbles.

Now you have Bill,
matters not to me.

Well, it's a good project.

She found it in the garbage.

We're papering the area,
so what?

Garbage.

Wrong.

We're changing the skyline,
just like you did in your day.

In my day, we,
we built skyscrapers,

we built roads,
neighborhoods, beaches.

We built a city.

We built an economy that
benefitted the entire nation.

We made men rich, yes,

but we made all of society
even richer.

Yeah, you really saved
the world, didn't you?

Tell me, who's living in
those projects

you've been developing?

No one.

Nobody lives there.

You sell them to foreigners
who keep them empty.

It's not building.

It's money laundering.

What can I say, Pop?

That's the business.

Do you know why
I still come here?

Because this is the first
building I ever bought.

Look around you.

It's still here.

Still making sandwiches.

You're a real martyr,
aren't you?

You're a real man of the people.

My whole life,
you were building this,

this shining tower
for the good of the world.

And I'm just...

just a cardboard box
with all your shit in it.

No.

You are a cardboard box
with all of my money in it.

I'll have them wire the money,

with new terms.

You can go.

Money,

money!

Money!

Woll drives, two on one,

lobs to Biel for the slam.

A beautiful pass
by the Kentucky...

You know when you're like...

you know when you're working
a job and you just...

every day is just like

same fucking shit, you know?

And it's just not how...

I don't, I don't know
what I'm saying.

It's just not a... it's not...

Whatever.

You know what I'm talking about.

You get me,
that's why I like you.

That's why I like you.

- Where am I?
- Give me your phone.

- No.
- I need to talk to your boss.

What? No.

- What are you doing?
- No.

- Saul, stop!
- Stop it!

- Get off of him!
- How's that feel, huh?

Get off of me!

Get...

Saul, stop!

- Stay still!
- Please, please stop.

- Please.
- No!

Please stop, please stop,
please stop, please stop.

- Stay still!
- Please stop, please stop,

- please stop, please stop.
- Get off of him!

Please, please, please, please.

Please stop, please stop,
please.

Please, please, please.

I'm sorry.

I really don't know what to do.

- I don't know what to do.
- Shh.

- Yeah?
- Bill there?

Yeah, he's about to step into
a pile of shit in the Bronx.

Cop got shot,
we're almost there.

Put him on.

Jesus, you're some kind
of prick.

Are you kidding?

One of my guys
just got held up in Brooklyn.

It's gotta be connected to the
threat on one of my buildings.

And?

And I think it could be serious.

They've been calling my office
for months.

They showed up at that community
board thing the other day

wearing a mask
and some kind of burka.

Now they assault one of my team?

I swear, they come near me,
I'm gonna kill 'em.

Don't say that on this line.

I'm just trying to warn you

about a legitimate
terrorist threat.

You're talking about a prank
where you got egg on your face.

This is funny to you.

After all that money
I poured into your campaign?

Bill?

Come on.

Mm!

Judge, Your Honor,
and to the jury,

I intend to prove
beyond a shadow of doubt

that we are innocent,

and true love is not a crime.

Well, maybe she's not alone.

Whose shoes are those?

So we questioned him,
took him downtown.

That's it.

That's all you know?

Listen, whatever it was,
it's over.

You can go home.

What's this?

Garbage.

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