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WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING?
SORTING MY NUTS?
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DAD, HOW DID YOU EVER WORK
LIKE THIS?
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YOU'VE GOT BOLTS, SCREWS,
NUTS, OLD BAND-AIDS --
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IS THAT A FINGER?
NO.
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JUST A TIP.
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DAD, IT'S CHAOS.
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IF I'M GONNA RUN
THIS BUSINESS,
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I NEED TO KNOW
WHERE EVERYTHING IS.
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I KNOW WHERE EVERYTHING IS.
IT'S IN THERE.
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AAH!
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YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
TO EAT STEAK.
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AUNT TERRY'S
NOT GONNA LIKE THIS.
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AUNT TERRY'S
NOT GONNA FIND OUT.
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IS SHE?
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WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT ON EARTH ARE THOSE?
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REMEMBER THE, UH,
THE CURTAINS I MADE?
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YEAH, HATED THEM.
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WELL, I TURNED THEM INTO PILLOWS
YOU CAN HATE.
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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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JUST SO YOU KNOW,
I WILL ALSO HATE THEM
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AS PLACE MATS, SOCKS,
OR BEER COZIES.
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OH, WELL, HOW ABOUT
I LINE YOUR COFFIN WITH THEM?
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YEAH. GREAT. EVEN IN
THE AFTERLIFE, I'LL BE ASS-DEEP
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IN YOUR BEADWORK
AND DECOUPAGE.
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WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING
THIS CRAP?
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I'M A MASSEUSE.
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I SPEND ALL DAY
MAKING OTHER PEOPLE FEEL GOOD.
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I HATE IT.
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IF I DON'T HAVE AN ARTISTIC
OUTLET, I'LL GO INSANE.
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I THINK
THEY'RE CREATIVE.
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I LIKE THEM,
AUNT TERRY.
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[ Mockingly ]
I LIKE THEM, AUNT TERRY.
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I DO.
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WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU LIKE
ABOUT THEM, JACK?
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THE...
[ CHUCKLES ]
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DAD HAS
A STEAK SANDWICH.
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DAMN IT, TONY!
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GOD!
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COME ON! I HAVEN'T
HAD A HEART ATTACK IN DAYS!
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THAT'S RIGHT. IF I'M GOING DOWN,
YOU'RE GOING DOWN WITH ME.
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Jack:
I'M A SMALL-TOWN GUY
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WHO TOOK OVER
HIS DAD'S FIX-IT BUSINESS
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AFTER HE DECIDED TO RETIRE.
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MY AUNT TAKES CARE OF HIM,
WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT.
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HER SON IS WEIRD.
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NOW I'M THE BOSS.
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DAD'S ASSISTANT WORKS FOR ME,
SORT OF.
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HIS SISTER LIKES ME, I THINK.
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BEING IN CHARGE IS TOUGH,
BUT NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE.
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[ CRASH ]
I'LL FIX THAT!
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ALL RIGHT, DARREN.
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HAND ME
THE FIVE-IN-ONE.
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DARREN?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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IT'S LAUNDRY DAY.
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OH, DO YOU WANT TO
THROW SOMETHING IN?
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WE'RE WORKING.
OH, SUDDENLY HOUSEWORK
ISN'T WORK.
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VERY SEXIST, JACK.
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PANTS ON. NOW.
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[ SIGHS ]
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MY RASH IS
ON YOUR CONSCIENCE.
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IT'LL HAUNT ME AT NIGHT. CAN YOU
HAND ME THAT FIVE-IN-ONE?
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UH, WET CLOTHES? ELECTRICITY?
I DON'T THINK SO.
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
Terry: KNOCK-KNOCK.
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HEY!
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE?
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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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UH, SOMEBODY FROM THIS ADDRESS
BOOKED A MASSAGE.
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YEAH, THAT WAS ME.
I NEED TO DESTRESS.
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YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
HOW HE'S BEEN RIDING ME ALL DAY.
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"HAND ME A WRENCH.
PUT ON YOUR PANTS."
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HE'S NOT GETTING
A MASSAGE.
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NOW I'M NOT GETTING A MASSAGE.
IT NEVER ENDS WITH THIS GUY.
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OH, MY GOD.
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WHO LIVES HERE? SPONGEBOB?
[ LAUGHS ]
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THIS PLACE IS MAKING ME
SEASICK.
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BARF AHOY!
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HEY, MS. DAWSON.
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THIS IS MY AUNT TERRY.
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[ SOBS ]
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SHE'S WORKING ON SOME --
WOULD YOU LIKE A MASSAGE?
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YEAH, DAD,
I'M SUPER POPULAR,
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AND GIRLS ARE
BREAKING MY DOOR DOWN.
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[ KNOCKING ]
WHOA, WHOA! LADIES!
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I'M TALKING WITH MY DAD
IN AFGHANISTAN.
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SO, WHAT'S NEW WITH YOU?
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OH, YOU KNOW.
SAME OLD, SAME OLD.
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SAME OLD, SAME OLD?
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YOUR DAD'S A HERO!
[ LAUGHS ]
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HE IS?
WHAT'D HE DO?
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DUDE, OUR HUMVEE FLIPPED OVER,
CAUGHT FIRE,
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AND THIS MANIAC
DRAGGED ME TO SAFETY!
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YOUR DAD SAVED MY LIFE
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AND I'M GETTING HIM
FALL-DOWN DRUNK!
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HOOAH!
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Wow.
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WELL, I'LL TALK TO YOU
NEXT WEEK, SON.
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MAKE ME PROUD.
[ LAUGHS ]
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I WILL MAKE YOU PROUD!
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YOU HEAR THAT, LADIES?
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OH. RIGHT.
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[ COUGHING ]
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AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT,
BEAUTIFUL?
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YOU, BIG BOY.
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REALLY?
YES, GARY.
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BUT FIRST
I WANT YOU TO GO HOME,
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TAKE A SHOWER,
WASH OFF ALL THAT PLASTER,
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AND THEN READ A GIANT BOOK
ON SARCASM.
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[ COUGHING ]
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I GOT THIS!
I GOT THIS!
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MASON, WHAT --
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M SAVING GARY'S LIFE!
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HE'S NOT DYING.
WHAT?
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YOU LED ME ON.
THAT'S NOT COOL, GARY.
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[ SIGHS ]
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I'M TIRED OF MAKING STUFF UP
TO IMPRESS MY DAD.
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I GOT TO DO SOMETHING REAL.
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[ Straining ]
I THINK YOU CRACKED MY RIB.
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YOU THINK MY DAD'S GONNA CARE
ABOUT A CRACKED RIB?
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WAY TO GO, GARY.
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[ SOBBING ]
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HOW LONG IS THIS
GONNA GO ON?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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IT KIND OF REMINDS ME
OF MY PROM.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
I WAS THE ONE CRYING.
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THAT'S NOT BETTER.
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MAYBE I WAS
A LITTLE OUT OF LINE.
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YOU KNOW, I SHOULD'VE
KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT
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ABOUT YOUR HORRENDOUS
TASTE.
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NO, YOU'RE RIGHT!
IT'S AWFUL!
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I KNEW IN MY HEART IT WAS,
BUT EVERYONE SAID IT'S CLASSY!
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[ SOBS ]
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HELP ME.
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OH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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WELL, OKAY.
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I MEAN, JUST OFF THE TOP
OF MY HEAD,
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UM, LOSE THE WHALE JAW
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'CAUSE IT'S BIG
AND IT TAKES UP A LOT OF SPACE,
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AND...IT'S A WHALE JAW.
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IT'S GONE.
WHAT ELSE?
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OKAY.
WELL, HOW ABOUT, UH...
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THAT RIDICULOUS CHANDELIER?
BURN IT!
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I'M THINKING FORGET NAUTICAL --
YOU KNOW, IT'S DATED.
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YOU NEED SOMETHING FRESH,
SOMETHING NOW...
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NAVAJO!
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I LOVE IT.
OH, BLESS YOU.
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I'M GONNA ORDER THAT DREAM
CATCHER CHANDELIER RIGHT AWAY.
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Dawson: THANKS, TERRY!
YOU'RE WELCOME.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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CAN YOU BELIEVE
WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN THERE?
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SHE LOVED EVERY IDEA
I THREW AT HER!
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IT WAS SUCH A RUSH!
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I JUST TRANSFORMED
THAT TASTELESS WOMAN'S LIFE.
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GOOD JOB.
THANK YOU.
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AND THANK YOU --
THE ADOBE PLASTERWORK ALONE
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WILL KEEP US BUSY
FOR A WEEK.
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OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE SO RIGHT!
I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF IT.
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THIS IS GOOD FOR YOU GUYS, TOO.
IT'S PERFECT!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT'S PERFECT?
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US.
IN BUSINESS TOGETHER.
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UH...I DON'T KNOW.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?
COME ON.
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YOU SAID SO YOURSELF --
YOU THINK I'M CREATIVE, SO...
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WELL, I DID SAY THAT,
DIDN'T I?
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UH, SO...
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THERE WOULD BE NO LOGICAL REASON
I WOULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU.
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YES! OKAY. GOOD.
SHOTGUN!
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[ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
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NICE JOB, CAPTAIN.
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YES.
I AM THE CAPTAIN.
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DON'T WORRY.
I HAVE THIS UNDER CONTROL.
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DON'T TELL MY DAD.
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AAH! GEEZ!
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE,
JACK?
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DAD, I THINK
YOU'RE OVERREACTING.
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OVERREACTING?
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YOU LET YOUR AUNT SINK HER CLAWS
INTO OUR BUSINESS.
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YOU'VE RUINED US, JACK.
RUINED US.
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OH, THAT'S THE FIRST TIME
YOU CALLED IT "OUR BUSINESS."
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THAT'S NICE.
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WOULD YOU STOP TRYING TO TURN
EVERY ARGUMENT INTO A HUG?
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SHE'S GONNA TAKE OVER.
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[ SCOFFS ] AUNT TERRY
WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO ME.
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AND WE HAVE
AN AWESOME RELATIONSHIP.
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IT WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF NICE
TO SEE HER OUT THERE LIKE THAT.
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YEAH, EXCEPT SHE'S TERRIBLE.
WELL, YEAH, BUT I DON'T WANT TO
TELL HER THAT.
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I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO NOT HAVE SOMEONE SUPPORT YOU.
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YOU WANT SUPPORT?
GO BUY A JOCK STRAP, SALLY.
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AND THERE IT IS.
SEE, DAD?
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YOU LIKE TO CRUSH PEOPLE,
BUT I'M NOT YOU.
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I'M GONNA
LET THE CLIENTS CRUSH HER.
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AND THEN, WHEN THEY REJECT HER
"IDEAS," SHE'LL TAKE THE HINT.
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SHE'S INCAPABLE
OF TAKING A HINT.
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SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO
MOVE IN HERE
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FOR LIKE THREE MONTHS
AFTER YOUR MOM DIED.
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THAT WAS FIVE YEARS AGO,
JACK.
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I HAVE IT UNDER CONTROL.
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HERE, SHE'S MY AUNT TERRY.
OUT THERE, SHE'S MY EMPLOYEE.
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PHEW.
THAT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER.
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BECAUSE I'VE SEEN HOW WELL
YOU HANDLE YOUR OTHER EMPLOYEE.
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DARREN, STOP IT.
OH. SORRY, MAN.
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DARREN, STOP IT!
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WHOOPS. MY BAD.
YOU'RE GOOD NOW.
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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[ LAUGHING ]
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DARREN, STOP!
THAT'S AN ORDER!
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I HAVE TERRY UNDER CONTROL.
I CAN HANDLE HER.
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[ SIGHS ]
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YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME
ANOTHER CORONARY, JACK.
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I CAN SAVE YOU!
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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WHAT'S THIS, TONY?
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UH...
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WELL, THE GIRL SCOUTS
ARE SWITCHING IT UP THIS YEAR.
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AND, UH, YOU KNOW WHAT
A BIG FAN I AM OF EMPOWERING --
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ALL RIGHT.
I ORDERED SOME STEAKS.
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UH-HUH.
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YOU HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME
BUT YOURSELF.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
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THANKS FOR LOOKING OUT
FOR ME, TERRY.
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TONY...
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FLANK STEAK.
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[ SIGHS ]
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WOMEN LIKE YOU,
THEY USED TO BURN AS WITCHES.
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LOVE YOU.
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HEY, AUNT TERRY.
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HELLO.
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WHAT IS THIS?
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00:09:05,816 --> 00:09:07,916
OH, JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING
I MADE FOR YOU
230
00:09:07,918 --> 00:09:10,048
TO CELEBRATE
OUR FIRST OFFICIAL DAY TOGETHER.
231
00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,850
[ LAUGHS ]
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
232
00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:13,552
THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU.
THANK YOU.
233
00:09:14,925 --> 00:09:17,155
YOU -- YOU DID MAKE THIS.
234
00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,257
IT'S SO NICE.
235
00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:19,958
WOW. THANK YOU.
236
00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,230
YOU'RE WELCOME.
IT'S GREAT.
237
00:09:21,231 --> 00:09:23,161
WELL, AREN'T YOU GONNA
PUT IT ON?
238
00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:24,903
WELL, I DID JUST SAY
IT WAS GREAT.
239
00:09:24,895 --> 00:09:26,335
YEAH.
240
00:09:30,140 --> 00:09:33,770
[ LAUGHS ]
241
00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:36,314
[ LAUGHS ] I HAVE ONE FOR YOU,
TOO, SMARTASS.
242
00:09:38,108 --> 00:09:40,248
I SHOULD'VE
SEEN THAT COMING.
243
00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:42,950
Tony:
OH, LOOK AT THAT MARBLING.
244
00:09:42,953 --> 00:09:45,893
I WOULD TAKE THAT BABY
ACROSS STATE LINES AND MARRY IT.
245
00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:46,956
ARE YOU HAVING
CHEST PAINS?
246
00:09:46,957 --> 00:09:48,917
TINGLING IN THE ARMS?
DO YOU SMELL BURNT TOAST?
247
00:09:48,919 --> 00:09:51,689
MASON, COULD YOU PLEASE?
YOU'RE WRECKING THE MOOD.
248
00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:52,722
[ SIGHS ]
249
00:09:52,723 --> 00:09:54,803
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
250
00:09:58,198 --> 00:09:59,698
I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO DO THIS.
251
00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,170
YOU GOT TO TWIST IT. WE'RE DOING
A TWIST THING, RIGHT?
252
00:10:01,171 --> 00:10:02,301
YEAH. OKAY.
OKAY.
253
00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,782
JUST LIFT IT HIGHER.
LIFT THE OTHER SIDE.
254
00:10:04,775 --> 00:10:06,935
COME ON, GUYS. THIS PLACE
ISN'T GONNA PAINT ITSELF.
255
00:10:06,937 --> 00:10:08,907
LET'S HUSTLE.
[ SMACK ]
256
00:10:11,782 --> 00:10:14,012
YOU WANT TO KEEP THAT FINGER,
DARREN, PUT IT AWAY.
257
00:10:17,387 --> 00:10:18,887
I DO NOT LIKE THIS,
JACK.
258
00:10:18,889 --> 00:10:20,949
THAT WOMAN IS MAKING ME DO
MY JOB.
259
00:10:20,951 --> 00:10:22,721
I LIKED IT BETTER
WHEN YOU WERE THE BOSS.
260
00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,023
I AM THE BOSS.
261
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,964
NOW LET'S GET UP.
262
00:10:25,956 --> 00:10:27,056
YOU BETTER DO SOMETHING,
263
00:10:27,057 --> 00:10:28,827
'CAUSE I AM THIS CLOSE
TO BREAKING A SWEAT.
264
00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,829
LOOK AT THAT!
THAT'S BEADING RIGHT THERE!
265
00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:31,861
DON'T WORRY.
266
00:10:31,862 --> 00:10:33,262
WHEN THAT CLIENT
COMES IN HERE
267
00:10:33,263 --> 00:10:35,143
AND SEES ALL THE CRAP
SHE'S BEEN MOVING IN,
268
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,865
THIS PROBLEM'S GONNA TAKE CARE
OF ITSELF,
269
00:10:36,867 --> 00:10:38,167
WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM ME.
270
00:10:38,168 --> 00:10:41,368
HEY.
IS THIS A BIT MUCH?
271
00:10:41,371 --> 00:10:44,781
TOO MUCH ZEBRA SKIN?
[ LAUGHS ] NO SUCH THING.
272
00:10:44,775 --> 00:10:46,915
YOU TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS.
DON'T GIVE IN TO YOUR FEAR.
273
00:10:46,917 --> 00:10:48,877
ALL RIGHT,
WHEN THAT CLIENT COMES IN,
274
00:10:48,879 --> 00:10:50,879
YOU WANT THEM TO KNOW
THAT TERRY DID ALL OF THIS.
275
00:10:50,881 --> 00:10:53,081
THANKS, JACK.
276
00:10:57,928 --> 00:10:59,828
ARE YOU READY?
277
00:10:59,830 --> 00:11:01,860
I GIVE YOU...
278
00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:04,132
THE SERENGETI.
279
00:11:08,799 --> 00:11:10,439
I LOVE IT.
280
00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,670
WHAT...
281
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,912
...IS NOT TO LOVE?
282
00:11:14,905 --> 00:11:15,905
YOU KNOW WHAT?
283
00:11:15,906 --> 00:11:17,776
LET ME BACK-COMB
THE ZEBRA SKIN
284
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,978
SO YOU CAN REALLY SEE
THE PATTERN, OKAY?
285
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:22,810
JOEL...
286
00:11:22,813 --> 00:11:26,123
AS A...HUMAN WITH EYES,
287
00:11:26,116 --> 00:11:28,286
YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY
LIKE THIS.
288
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,188
GOD, NO.
IT'S HIDEOUS.
289
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,960
BUT I WOULD PUT UP WITH
A LOT MORE THAN THAT
290
00:11:32,963 --> 00:11:34,193
TO BAG THAT EXOTIC ANIMAL.
291
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,804
OOH.
292
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,966
Terry:
I GIVE YOU...
293
00:11:37,968 --> 00:11:40,998
DANTE'S INFERNO!
294
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:42,801
IT'S...
295
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,133
PERFECT.
296
00:11:44,134 --> 00:11:46,844
AH! [ LAUGHS ]
I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT!
297
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:52,111
OH, THERE YOU ARE!
298
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,253
I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER
FOR YOU.
299
00:11:55,245 --> 00:11:56,715
YOU FOUND ME.
300
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,016
WELL, I AM READY
TO GET TO WORK.
301
00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:01,248
OOH, UNFORTUNATELY, WE JUST HAVE
A SPRINKLER JOB TODAY.
302
00:12:01,251 --> 00:12:03,921
CAN'T DESIGN A SPRINKLER,
RIGHT?
303
00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,764
[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
WELL, I CANCELED THAT.
304
00:12:05,756 --> 00:12:07,126
WHAT?
305
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,757
TODAY WE'RE TURNING A CONDO
INTO CARNIVALE.
306
00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:12,060
BUT YOU CAN STILL DO YOUR LITTLE
FIX-IT JOBS ON SUNDAY.
307
00:12:12,062 --> 00:12:14,232
[ CHUCKLES ]
"LITTLE FIX-IT JOBS"?
308
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,914
THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
309
00:12:15,906 --> 00:12:17,866
OUR COMPANY IS CALLED
MR. JIFFY FIX...
310
00:12:17,868 --> 00:12:18,938
[ HORN HONKS ]
311
00:12:25,415 --> 00:12:27,215
SHE MADE ME.
312
00:12:27,217 --> 00:12:28,777
OKAY, AUNT TERRY.
LISTEN.
313
00:12:28,779 --> 00:12:30,949
I KNOW THAT DESIGN IS IMPORTANT
TO YOU, BUT THIS IS --
314
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,751
A DREAM COME TRUE.
315
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:37,063
I DON'T REMEMBER A TIME
THAT I HAVE BEEN THIS HAPPY,
316
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,457
AND IT NEVER
WOULD'VE HAPPENED...
317
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,429
WITHOUT YOUR
BELIEVING IN ME.
318
00:12:41,431 --> 00:12:42,961
SO...
I JUST THINK --
319
00:12:45,495 --> 00:12:47,835
I WOULD DO ANYTHING
TO SUPPORT YOUR DREAMS.
320
00:12:47,838 --> 00:12:49,868
I WILL DO ANYTHING
TO CRUSH HER DREAMS.
321
00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:52,340
THEN STAND UP TO HER.
BE A MAN.
322
00:12:52,342 --> 00:12:54,302
LIKE YOU?
323
00:12:54,304 --> 00:12:56,514
HEY, I'M USING FIRE.
324
00:12:56,506 --> 00:12:58,046
I WAS SO SURE
MY PLAN WOULD WORK
325
00:12:58,048 --> 00:13:00,048
AND I WOULDN'T HAVE TO BE
THE ONE TO HURT HER.
326
00:13:00,050 --> 00:13:03,850
I NEED A CLIENT WHO WILL TELL
AUNT TERRY TO HER FACE
327
00:13:03,854 --> 00:13:05,394
THAT HER STUFF SUCKS.
328
00:13:09,860 --> 00:13:11,920
FLOZETTE COLEMAN.
329
00:13:11,922 --> 00:13:14,832
Tony:
WORST CUSTOMER IN SIX COUNTIES.
330
00:13:14,825 --> 00:13:17,825
CRANKY, OVERBEARING,
STINKS OF GIN AND KITTY LITTER,
331
00:13:17,828 --> 00:13:19,468
AND SHE DOESN'T HAVE CATS.
332
00:13:19,469 --> 00:13:21,829
SHE'S DRIVEN 10 CONTRACTORS
INTO RETIREMENT
333
00:13:21,832 --> 00:13:23,932
AND ONE INTO
A HALL AND OATES TRIBUTE BAND.
334
00:13:23,934 --> 00:13:28,814
IF ANYONE'S GONNA CRUSH
TERRY'S DREAMS, IT'S FLOZETTE.
335
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,838
HI.
MRS. COLEMAN?
336
00:13:30,841 --> 00:13:34,411
WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE ABOUT
A FREE DESIGN CONSULTATION.
337
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:37,124
YES. HI. I'M TERRY --
DESIGNS BY TERRY.
338
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,947
I'VE GOT SOME GREAT THINGS
TO SHOW YOU.
339
00:13:38,949 --> 00:13:40,519
I'LL BE THE JUDGE
OF THAT.
340
00:13:47,397 --> 00:13:49,127
YOU TOOK HER
TO FLOZETTE?
341
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,929
TOLD YOU
I HAD IT UNDER CONTROL.
342
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,501
THAT IS ICE COLD.
RESPECT.
343
00:13:53,503 --> 00:13:54,973
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
344
00:13:54,965 --> 00:13:56,835
THAT WAS FAST.
345
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,166
[ LAUGHS ]
346
00:14:00,070 --> 00:14:02,510
TIME TO PICK UP
THE PIECES.
347
00:14:02,512 --> 00:14:04,012
AHH.
348
00:14:04,014 --> 00:14:07,024
[ VEHICLE APPROACHES,
ENGINE TURNS OFF ]
349
00:14:09,519 --> 00:14:11,879
HEY, AUNT TERRY.
350
00:14:11,882 --> 00:14:13,182
ROUGH DAY?
351
00:14:13,183 --> 00:14:14,933
YEAH,
THINGS WERE GOING GREAT,
352
00:14:14,925 --> 00:14:17,985
BUT WHEN I SHOWED FLOZETTE
MY DESIGN FOR HER LIVING ROOM,
353
00:14:17,988 --> 00:14:19,858
THINGS JUST TOOK A TURN
FOR THE WORSE.
354
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,629
OH, ONE OF THOSE DAYS, HUH?
I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
355
00:14:22,632 --> 00:14:24,972
SHE DIED.
WHAT?
356
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,995
YEAH. THE EMT SAID SHE HAD
AN ANEURYSM.
357
00:14:26,997 --> 00:14:28,037
YOU KILLED FLOZETTE.
358
00:14:28,038 --> 00:14:30,968
I THINK I DID.
I...
359
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,941
SHE WAS SO EXCITED
BY MY DESIGNS,
360
00:14:33,944 --> 00:14:37,184
THAT HER BRAIN
LITERALLY EXPLODED WITH JOY.
361
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:40,007
MM...PRETTY SURE
THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED.
362
00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:41,280
UH, OKAY,
YOU WEREN'T THERE.
363
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:43,381
SHE KEELED OVER
WITH A HUGE GRIN ON HER FACE.
364
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,163
[ SIGHS ] CAN I PUT THAT
ON MY BUSINESS CARDS?
365
00:14:45,155 --> 00:14:47,985
AUNT TERRY, I DON'T KNOW
THIS WOMAN'S HEALTH CONDITION,
366
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,558
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT JUST TRAGICALLY KILLED HER,
367
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:53,490
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IT WASN'T
THE BEAUTY OF YOUR DESIGNS.
368
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:54,663
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
369
00:14:54,664 --> 00:14:56,634
BECAUSE YOUR DESIGNS SUCK.
370
00:14:56,626 --> 00:14:58,896
WHAT?
OH, THEY SUCK.
371
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,898
IF THEY SUCK SO MUCH, WHY'D YOU
TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE THEM?
372
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,071
BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE
CONFRONTATION,
373
00:15:03,073 --> 00:15:04,403
AND I WAS BEING
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE,
374
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,914
BUT I AM GIVING UP
ON PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE
375
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,305
AND I'M BEING
AGGRESSIVE-AGGRESSIVE!
376
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,537
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I LET YOU WORK FOR ME.
377
00:15:09,539 --> 00:15:12,379
OH! NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU WORK FOR ME!
378
00:15:12,382 --> 00:15:13,682
OH, REALLY?
379
00:15:13,683 --> 00:15:16,123
ACTUALLY NOT ANYMORE
BECAUSE YOU'RE FIRED.
380
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,986
YOU CAN'T FIRE ME!
YOU'RE FIRED!
381
00:15:17,988 --> 00:15:18,988
YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,
BECAUSE I'M THE BOSS.
I'M FIRING YOU.
382
00:15:18,989 --> 00:15:20,949
DID IT.
FIRED YOU TIMES INFINITY.
383
00:15:20,951 --> 00:15:22,591
WHAT TIME
ARE WE KNOCKING OFF?!
384
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:27,064
SERIOUSLY.
I GOT A THING.
385
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,067
IT'S LIKE
I'M EATING A HEDGE.
386
00:15:45,976 --> 00:15:47,446
SOMEBODY TALK.
387
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,577
MASON, HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
WHAT HAPPENED?
388
00:15:49,579 --> 00:15:51,279
I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT DIDN'T HAPPEN
389
00:15:51,281 --> 00:15:53,181
IS NO ONE CALLED ME
WHEN MRS. COLEMAN DIED.
390
00:15:53,183 --> 00:15:54,583
WILL YOU GIVE IT A REST?
391
00:15:54,584 --> 00:15:56,334
NO, I WILL NOT
GIVE IT A REST, OKAY?
392
00:15:56,326 --> 00:15:57,356
I'M ON A MISSION.
393
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,059
I JUST WANT MY DAD
TO BE PROUD OF ME.
394
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,492
DARREN, YOU'RE NOT WEIRD.
YOU TALK.
395
00:16:04,494 --> 00:16:05,704
I'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY.
396
00:16:05,695 --> 00:16:07,735
THESE TWO ARGUED SO LONG,
I MISSED MY THING.
397
00:16:07,737 --> 00:16:09,537
WHAT WAS YOUR THING?
398
00:16:09,539 --> 00:16:12,369
DOESN'T MATTER NOW, DOES IT?
THING'S OVER.
399
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,002
[ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ]
400
00:16:14,004 --> 00:16:15,714
WAIT.
401
00:16:15,705 --> 00:16:17,505
THERE'S ANOTHER THING
AT 10:00.
402
00:16:17,507 --> 00:16:19,607
SEE YA.
403
00:16:24,554 --> 00:16:26,664
TERRY, WOULD YOU PASS
THE RABBIT FOOD?
404
00:16:26,656 --> 00:16:29,486
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
405
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,189
I'D HATE TO UPSET JACK
406
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:34,221
AND TAKE AWAY
HIS SALAD-PASSING DUTIES.
407
00:16:34,224 --> 00:16:36,034
WELL, THAT'S GOOD NEWS
FOR THE SALAD,
408
00:16:36,026 --> 00:16:37,696
'CAUSE WOULDN'T WANT
THE SALAD TO DIE.
409
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,997
ENOUGH. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT WENT ON OUT THERE TODAY.
410
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,269
BUT THIS NEEDS TO BE OVER.
411
00:16:41,271 --> 00:16:43,171
I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT HAPPENED.
412
00:16:43,173 --> 00:16:44,673
[ Deep voice ]
"I'M JACK.
413
00:16:44,674 --> 00:16:47,514
I BETRAY PEOPLE
I'M SUPPOSED TO LOVE."
414
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,777
[ New York accent ]
"I'M AUNT TERRY FROM
TERRY LOVES TERRY,
415
00:16:49,779 --> 00:16:52,239
AND I'M GONNA TURN YOUR
BABY'S NURSERY INTO A CASINO."
416
00:16:52,242 --> 00:16:54,642
[ Normal voice ]
IT WAS BABY BELLAGIO.
417
00:16:54,644 --> 00:16:56,094
STOP.
418
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,617
COME HERE.
I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
419
00:17:03,093 --> 00:17:04,593
EVERYBODY OUT.
420
00:17:04,594 --> 00:17:06,634
[ ENGINE IDLING ]
421
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,126
WHAT?
422
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,798
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
423
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,700
[ SIGHS ]
LOOK AT THAT.
424
00:17:13,703 --> 00:17:15,313
W--
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
425
00:17:15,305 --> 00:17:16,405
OH, I SEE IT.
426
00:17:16,406 --> 00:17:18,266
OH, OF COURSE YOU DO.
YOU SEE EVERYTHING.
427
00:17:18,268 --> 00:17:19,308
WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT?
428
00:17:19,309 --> 00:17:20,509
MY TAILLIGHTS!
429
00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:22,170
[ ENGINE REVS ]
430
00:17:22,172 --> 00:17:23,412
TONY!
DAD!
431
00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:25,253
GET BACK HERE!
432
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,615
WORK YOUR CRAP OUT!
433
00:17:27,617 --> 00:17:29,477
OKAY. COME ON.
SOMEONE'S GOT TO FALL.
434
00:17:29,479 --> 00:17:31,249
COME ON.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
435
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,251
YES!
436
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:34,752
THIS IS FOR YOU, DAD.
437
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,564
Man:
HEY, GET OUT OF THE WAY!
438
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,243
'SUP, DUDES?
439
00:17:51,301 --> 00:17:54,141
Terry: I'VE GOT A GRANOLA BAR,
THREE STICKS OF GUM,
440
00:17:54,144 --> 00:17:56,354
AND WHAT I'M HOPING
IS A DRIED APRICOT.
441
00:17:56,346 --> 00:17:57,806
I KNOW I'LL LAST
THROUGH THE NIGHT.
442
00:17:57,807 --> 00:17:59,507
WE'RE THREE MILES
FROM HOME.
443
00:17:59,509 --> 00:18:01,549
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU'RE -- YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.
444
00:18:01,551 --> 00:18:04,411
WERE A PARK RANGER
FOR LIKE A DAY.
445
00:18:04,414 --> 00:18:06,164
IT WAS TWO WEEKS.
446
00:18:06,156 --> 00:18:08,086
I KNOW --
I'M THE ONE WHO PICKED YOU UP
447
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,517
FROM THE BUS STOP, REMEMBER?
'CAUSE I'M SUPPORTIVE.
448
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,190
AND WHEN YOU CALLED AND TOLD ME
YOU GOT BIT BY A MOOSE,
449
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,503
DID I SAY, "WELL,
TIME TO PACK IT IN, SPARKY?"
450
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,825
NO. YOU SAID IT COULD HAPPEN
TO ANYONE.
451
00:18:17,827 --> 00:18:22,167
IT HAPPENS TO NO ONE!
452
00:18:22,172 --> 00:18:26,542
I KNEW YOU'D NEVER MAKE
A GOOD PARK RANGER OR COP
453
00:18:26,536 --> 00:18:29,206
OR STUNT MAN,
OR PARTICLE PHYSICIST.
454
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,809
THERE WAS SO MUCH MATH.
455
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,680
THE POINT IS I DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING TO YOU
456
00:18:33,683 --> 00:18:36,693
BECAUSE I KNEW HOW IMPORTANT
IT WAS TO YOU.
457
00:18:36,686 --> 00:18:38,686
AND WHEN YOU'RE SUPPORTIVE
OF SOMEONE, YOU --
458
00:18:38,688 --> 00:18:40,248
YOU STICK IT OUT
TO THE END,
459
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:41,820
YOU DON'T BAIL
HALFWAY THROUGH.
460
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,651
I WASN'T BAILING ON YOU.
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?
461
00:18:43,653 --> 00:18:45,903
LIE TO YOU?
IF YOU LOVE ME, YEAH.
462
00:18:45,895 --> 00:18:48,695
[ SIGHS ]
I'M SORRY.
463
00:18:48,698 --> 00:18:50,828
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN
MORE SUPPORTIVE.
464
00:18:52,762 --> 00:18:56,242
AND I GUESS
I WAS A LITTLE PUSHY.
465
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:59,436
NO. NO.
YOU WERE FINE.
466
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,609
HOW'S MY LYING?
467
00:19:00,610 --> 00:19:01,740
BETTER.
468
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,571
THANK YOU.
[ CHUCKLES ]
469
00:19:05,575 --> 00:19:07,515
OH, THANK YOU.
YEAH.
470
00:19:09,379 --> 00:19:10,719
THAT WASN'T AN APRICOT.
471
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,750
YEAH.
I DIDN'T THINK SO.
472
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:15,432
THIS ENDS NOW.
473
00:19:22,232 --> 00:19:24,592
OPEN UP, YOU FROSTY BITCH!
474
00:19:24,594 --> 00:19:26,374
[ GRUNTS ]
475
00:19:29,739 --> 00:19:30,899
AAH!
476
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,400
[ GRUNTS ]
477
00:19:32,402 --> 00:19:35,752
[ GROANS ]
478
00:19:35,745 --> 00:19:36,945
SO, WHEN WE GET BACK,
479
00:19:36,946 --> 00:19:39,576
SHOULD WE THANK TONY
OR STRANGLE HIM?
480
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,579
OH, I DON'T KNOW
WHY WE CAN'T DO BOTH.
481
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,751
Mason: HEY, MOM.
482
00:19:42,752 --> 00:19:44,412
MASON?
483
00:19:44,414 --> 00:19:45,764
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
UP THERE?
484
00:19:45,755 --> 00:19:47,285
SAVING SKATEBOARDERS.
485
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,557
[ WOOD CRACKING ]
486
00:19:49,559 --> 00:19:51,619
[ BOTH GRUNT ]
487
00:19:51,621 --> 00:19:53,791
THANKS FOR NOTHING,
JACK.
488
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,303
WHAT ARE YOU MAD AT ME FOR?
I JUST SAVED YOU.
489
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,696
EXACTLY.
NOW I'M IN THE RED.
490
00:20:07,337 --> 00:20:08,577
YOU OKAY, HONEY?
491
00:20:08,578 --> 00:20:10,538
DEPRESSED.
NEVER GONNA SAVE A LIFE.
492
00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:11,640
NEED ICE CREAM.
493
00:20:13,643 --> 00:20:15,623
Tony:
THANK GOD! MASON!
494
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:16,915
HELP ME!
495
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,416
YES!
496
00:20:27,297 --> 00:20:29,897
SEE?
I KNEW YOU'D COME AROUND.
497
00:20:29,899 --> 00:20:31,559
YOU LOVE MY PILLOWS.
498
00:20:31,561 --> 00:20:34,001
WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT'S YOUR HOUSE, TOO.
499
00:20:44,574 --> 00:20:46,954
IDIOT.
500
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:49,446
"YOUR HOUSE, TOO."
501
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:52,449
IDIOT.
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