Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:04,800
I'm Jane McDonald
and I love to cruise.
2
00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:08,040
For 20 years,
the sea has been my home.
3
00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:10,400
First below deck as
a cruise ship singer
4
00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:12,920
and now above as a passenger.
5
00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:14,960
I've learned the ropes...
6
00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:17,000
..and now it's your turn.
7
00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,840
I want to show you how to cruise
with confidence.
8
00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,440
That's like "boom!" in my mouth!
9
00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,840
We'll explore famous landmarks...
10
00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:26,440
Wow, look at that.
11
00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,840
..and uncover unique hideaways.
12
00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:30,600
It's just magnificent.
13
00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:33,440
So come on board with me
for a journey of discovery.
14
00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:35,200
Cheers!
15
00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:43,600
This time, the Dalmatian Coast
and 101 ways to have fun...
16
00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:45,120
Oooh!
17
00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:46,520
SHE LAUGHS
18
00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:50,000
..I'll be taking in the sights
and sounds of Split...
19
00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,800
I'm hearing angels.
20
00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,720
One, two, three. Cheers!
21
00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,040
..raising a glass of grappa
near Korcula...
22
00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:58,120
Woohoo-hoo!
23
00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:01,560
..then veering up to Venice,
where I'll go out with a bang.
24
00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:02,840
SHE SCREAMS
25
00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:16,760
A shining, ancient city rising
from shimmering blue waters.
26
00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,960
More than a thousand years
of history,
27
00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:21,960
enclosed by fortified medieval
walls.
28
00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:27,120
Welcome to Dubrovnik, otherwise
known as the Pearl of the Adriatic.
29
00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:30,000
It's also the starting point
for my latest cruise,
30
00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,640
on a ship that holds
a special place in my heart.
31
00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:36,840
I last sailed on her with
my late mum, 15 years ago.
32
00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:39,360
So, as we take in some
unforgettable sights together
33
00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,120
over the next seven days,
34
00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:44,760
I'll be reliving some magical
personal moments.
35
00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:47,480
First, the getting here,
which is easy.
36
00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,880
Direct flights from
main UK airports
37
00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:52,080
take just two and a half hours.
38
00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:56,120
But once you've landed,
it's a different world altogether.
39
00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:57,960
It really is charming.
40
00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:00,560
It's exquisite. It's just...
41
00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:03,600
All the words don't do it
justice here.
42
00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:07,160
It's absolutely beautiful.
43
00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:09,880
With only a few hours to go
before my ship sails,
44
00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,880
I've headed straight to Dubrovnik's
atmospheric old town.
45
00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,960
Built in the seventh century,
46
00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,840
reconstructed after an earthquake
in the 17th
47
00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:21,040
and looking as good as new
in the 21st.
48
00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:27,480
All the buildings are like clean
and not a bit like ours!
49
00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:31,720
It's as if they, erm, they
wash them down every night.
50
00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:33,560
Although the streets
look like marble,
51
00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:35,440
they're actually limestone.
52
00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:37,840
I mean, I bet they're a nightmare
if they're wet,
53
00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,480
but they just look so lovely
and clean.
54
00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,320
To protect the charm of the place,
55
00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:45,080
there are strict controls
on all new building work.
56
00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,840
There are even rules on the shade
of green on the shutters
57
00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:51,520
and the red on the roof tiles.
58
00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:54,120
You can feel the history here.
59
00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,960
It's like walking through
a film set.
60
00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:58,960
And it is...sort of.
61
00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:02,160
They filmed part of Star Wars:
The Last Jedi here.
62
00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,840
And if you're a fan of the
Game Of Thrones TV series,
63
00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:07,680
you'll probably
recognise these steps.
64
00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:10,880
All that screen fame's helped boost
the local economy,
65
00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:12,800
but it ain't half made it crowded.
66
00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:16,440
It could just be the
Game Of Thrones popularity,
67
00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:22,400
but there seems to be an awful lot
more money put into Dubrovnik now.
68
00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:25,440
Saying that, the amount of tourists
that come here as well...
69
00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,320
..that must be incredible for...
70
00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,040
..for revenue as well.
71
00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,520
Want to see as much of
a new city as you can
72
00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,520
when you've only got limited time?
73
00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,720
Head for a high spot.
74
00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:47,720
Ooh. It goes quite fast, this thing,
doesn't it?
75
00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:50,280
It means mean you can
escape the crowds too.
76
00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,600
It's stunning, absolutely stunning.
77
00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,840
This cable car takes you up
to a viewing station
78
00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:56,400
half a mile from the ground.
79
00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,800
Do you want to get in there
and get the shot?
80
00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,080
It's OK. Yeah, thank you.
81
00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:04,680
I'm getting pretty much
what I wanted to. Yeah? Good.
82
00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,080
Without my real camera. Oh!
83
00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:11,480
Although the view from this point
of Mount Srd is impressive,
84
00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:15,480
I've been told the finest one of
all is just a few miles away.
85
00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:18,480
Trouble is, you have to take
one of these to get there.
86
00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,880
I'm going on a so-called
buggy safari
87
00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:26,120
with my new friends,
David and Betsy.
88
00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:28,720
You can book one online and
get collected near the top
89
00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,000
of the cable car.
90
00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,320
It's around 25 minutes
to the viewing spot
91
00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,880
and we're in safe hands
with our driver, Nico.
92
00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:36,680
Or so he assures us.
93
00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:39,280
I'm up front.
Oh, this should be fun.
94
00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:42,600
Can I just let you hold that for
a minute, Nico? Of course.
95
00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,360
Oh, blimey.
96
00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:49,080
Well, here we go.
97
00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:57,160
SHE LAUGHS
98
00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,080
Woohoo!
99
00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:08,520
Ooh!
SHE LAUGHS
100
00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:11,160
This bone-shaker of a ride's
definitely bringing out
101
00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:13,000
the nervous passenger in me.
102
00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,080
Oh, my God!
103
00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:19,080
But then we are whizzing along
off road tracks at up to 40mph,
104
00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,440
and did I mention
the, er, ventilation
105
00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,240
on the windows and doors?
106
00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:26,760
SHE LAUGHS
Oh, help!
107
00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:29,000
Guaranteed to put some
grit in your teeth.
108
00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,200
SHE LAUGHS
109
00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:35,920
Yeah.
110
00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:44,720
OK, here we are.
111
00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,880
Oh, my goodness me, Nico. All good.
112
00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,840
What you doing, man?
113
00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:51,240
THEY LAUGH
114
00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:52,640
Oh, good grief.
115
00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:54,480
All I could hear is David
in the back going,
116
00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:57,720
"Look at that beautiful view,"
and I'm thinking I'm going to die!
117
00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:00,360
Well, I've been shaken
to within an inch of my life.
118
00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,160
Let's hope it's all been worth it.
119
00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:13,840
This is what this trip is all about.
120
00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:17,680
It's about getting away from
all the crowds down in Dubrovnik
121
00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:20,320
and getting up here.
122
00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:24,720
I'm not having to fight for a spot
to take the best shot you can get.
123
00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:27,280
And the air is so beautiful
and clean
124
00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:29,840
and the view is just uninterrupted.
125
00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,000
Oh...
126
00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,320
Breathe it in.
127
00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:42,200
From this incredible vantage point,
I can actually see my ship.
128
00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,680
Which reminds me, it's leaving
in a couple of hours.
129
00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:57,120
Ooh, I'm nearly there.
I'm nearly there!
130
00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:59,600
Just got one tender to get on.
Hello. Hello, madam.
131
00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,400
Good morning. How are you?
I'm very well. How are you?
132
00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:05,080
I'm very good, ma'am.
Welcome on board. Thank you.
133
00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:07,320
I'll get everything on board
when I get there. Yes.
134
00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:09,960
Thank you very much.
Please watch your step.
135
00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,120
This is a first for me.
136
00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,320
I've never actually boarded
via tender before.
137
00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,520
Bless you, thank you.
Careful, it's heavy.
138
00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:18,200
It's heavy? Yeah...
Oh, God, you are strong.
139
00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,640
Thank you very much.
140
00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:24,200
I think I'll just go over here,
out the way.
141
00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,640
That's it.
142
00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:29,560
OK. I'm nearly there!
143
00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:30,920
This is the last bit, you see,
144
00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:34,560
it's the last push before I
can unpack this and, er...
145
00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:38,440
..that's when I know I'm on my
holidays, when everything's hung up.
146
00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:40,240
SHE LAUGHS
147
00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:43,080
Oh, come on, let's go, let's go.
148
00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,600
Coming up...
149
00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:46,160
Bravissima!
150
00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:47,960
..I go blowing bubbles in Venice...
151
00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,760
SHE SCREAMS
152
00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:53,800
..and visit the oyster capital
of the Adriatic.
153
00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:56,820
Just fabulous. Just fabulous!
154
00:08:03,460 --> 00:08:07,140
Welcome back to Dubrovnik,
jewel in Croatia's crown
155
00:08:07,140 --> 00:08:10,340
and starting from me seven day
cruise on the gorgeous Adriatic Sea.
156
00:08:11,980 --> 00:08:15,300
It's a shame to do it all on my own,
so how about coming with me?
157
00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:22,340
Now, I've seen my share of
seas and oceans,
158
00:08:22,340 --> 00:08:25,180
but this stretch really is
among the most breathtaking.
159
00:08:25,180 --> 00:08:28,380
Even in September
it's warm enough to take a dip,
160
00:08:28,380 --> 00:08:31,420
but it's the deep colour
that makes it unique.
161
00:08:31,420 --> 00:08:34,260
It even has its own name -
Adriatic Blue.
162
00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:40,940
No matter how many times
I get on a cruise ship,
163
00:08:40,940 --> 00:08:46,140
I'm this excited, all the time,
because is just...
164
00:08:46,140 --> 00:08:48,220
..something I have a passion for.
165
00:08:48,220 --> 00:08:51,420
And one of the reasons for that is
the people I meet on board.
166
00:08:51,420 --> 00:08:54,340
That are more than 350 passengers
on this one
167
00:08:54,340 --> 00:08:58,220
and we're all in for a treat as
we explore 380 miles of coastline
168
00:08:58,220 --> 00:08:59,740
over the next week.
169
00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,580
Hello. Steps. Thank you.
170
00:09:03,540 --> 00:09:05,300
Right, I'm on.
171
00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:06,700
Woohoo-hoo!
172
00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:11,900
Good afternoon, madam. Hello.
Welcome on board.
173
00:09:11,900 --> 00:09:13,700
Would you care for some
welcome drinks?
174
00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:16,220
No, I'm good. Thank you anyway.
Thank you very much.
175
00:09:16,220 --> 00:09:17,580
Do not to just adjust your set,
176
00:09:17,580 --> 00:09:19,900
you are watching
Cruising With Jane McDonald
177
00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:22,300
and normal behaviour
will resume shortly.
178
00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:23,820
Hello.
179
00:09:23,820 --> 00:09:28,020
Thank you. Can I have your passport,
please? You certainly can.
180
00:09:28,020 --> 00:09:29,380
Thank you.
181
00:09:29,380 --> 00:09:31,940
Check in complete,
I'm off to view me cabin.
182
00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:36,740
Oh, my goodness me.
183
00:09:36,740 --> 00:09:39,820
Now, here's something that
takes me back 30-odd years.
184
00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:41,300
Now, have you noticed,
185
00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:45,540
I've gone straight behind the bar,
not in front of it?
186
00:09:45,540 --> 00:09:48,220
Because this is where
I'm most at home!
187
00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:50,420
Being a barmaid never leaves you.
188
00:09:50,420 --> 00:09:52,700
Look at the size of this wardrobe!
189
00:09:53,780 --> 00:09:56,180
You could have a dance in here,
couldn't you?
190
00:09:58,500 --> 00:09:59,820
Separate toilet.
191
00:09:59,820 --> 00:10:02,540
I like a good, solid door
on my toilet.
192
00:10:02,540 --> 00:10:05,100
Call me old-fashioned...
193
00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:08,220
..but, you know,
if someone's in the...
194
00:10:08,220 --> 00:10:10,100
You down what I
mean? I don't like...
195
00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:13,100
I like a door on my khazi,
and that's it.
196
00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:15,340
So it's a tick for the toilet.
197
00:10:15,340 --> 00:10:17,380
That just leaves the bed.
198
00:10:17,380 --> 00:10:19,020
I'm going to do it!
199
00:10:19,020 --> 00:10:21,620
Woo! I'm on my holidays!
200
00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:27,180
From here, we'll be going
up the coast to Korcula
201
00:10:27,180 --> 00:10:29,860
and visiting the oyster
capital of Croatia.
202
00:10:29,860 --> 00:10:32,140
Then we'll sail up
the northern Adriatic
203
00:10:32,140 --> 00:10:34,420
to pay a quick visit to Venice.
204
00:10:34,420 --> 00:10:38,660
We'll head back down the Dalmatian
Coast to sample Split for a bit,
205
00:10:38,660 --> 00:10:42,420
then round it all off in Montenegro
as we call into Kotor.
206
00:10:47,220 --> 00:10:50,020
Morning! Thank you.
207
00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:52,260
Right, after leaving Dubrovnik
overnight,
208
00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:54,980
we've reached day two
and it's an early start.
209
00:10:54,980 --> 00:10:57,420
The port of Korcula's too
small for us to dock in,
210
00:10:57,420 --> 00:10:59,380
so the captain's dropped his anchor
211
00:10:59,380 --> 00:11:01,900
and arranged a transfer
over by tender.
212
00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:05,900
The perfect way to view the stunning
stretch of Dalmatian Coast.
213
00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:08,540
It's so beautiful and
it's really worth getting up
214
00:11:08,540 --> 00:11:11,500
at quarter to six
this morning for!
215
00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:15,500
It really is worth setting
that alarm
216
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,260
and seeing a sunrise
217
00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,620
and seeing a beautiful place
like this.
218
00:11:22,580 --> 00:11:26,140
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Morning, ma'am. Morning. Morning.
219
00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:29,620
Korcula's reputed to
be the birthplace
220
00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:33,100
of the explorer Marco Polo,
and worth a visit itself.
221
00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:35,500
But, today, it's just
our landing spot.
222
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:39,100
From here, our guide Petra's
whisking us off to a secluded bay
223
00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:42,060
called Mali Ston,
famed for its oysters.
224
00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:45,140
What we will do next is
go far away from here.
225
00:11:45,140 --> 00:11:47,420
Our boat is over there - Marmo.
226
00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:49,140
Let's go. Please follow me.
227
00:11:49,140 --> 00:11:51,660
We're doing this leg of the
journey by boat and coach
228
00:11:51,660 --> 00:11:53,860
and it'll take about an hour.
229
00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:58,060
Plenty of time to chat with
my shipmates, MJ and David.
230
00:11:58,060 --> 00:11:59,660
What are you expecting?
231
00:11:59,660 --> 00:12:03,620
Well, I think it's probably
as Croatia used to be years ago,
232
00:12:03,620 --> 00:12:06,500
it's been unspoilt. Uh-huh, uh-huh.
233
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,700
Oysters, do you like them as well?
He doesn't.
234
00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:11,580
No, I don't actually like them. I
like them. Do you not like oysters?
235
00:12:11,580 --> 00:12:14,340
Oh, God. Do you know what?
It's like Marmite,
236
00:12:14,340 --> 00:12:16,140
you either love them... Yes.
237
00:12:16,140 --> 00:12:18,420
I don't dislike them, they
just don't taste of anything.
238
00:12:18,420 --> 00:12:20,140
No. Sort of salt water. Yeah.
239
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,660
Crunchy salt water.
240
00:12:21,660 --> 00:12:24,780
Oh! You're not...
You're not selling it!
241
00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:29,380
The pristine bay of Mali Ston has
been a breeding ground for oysters
242
00:12:29,380 --> 00:12:31,740
since Roman times.
243
00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:34,420
But this place produces something
else, which, back then,
244
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:37,300
was even more valuable.
245
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:39,180
Long before the days of fridges,
246
00:12:39,180 --> 00:12:41,780
salt was essential
for preserving food.
247
00:12:41,780 --> 00:12:44,460
So the salt pools here were
considered so precious
248
00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:47,180
they built a huge defensive wall
around them.
249
00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:49,580
There's only one in the world
that's longer,
250
00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:51,980
and that's the Great Wall of China.
251
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:54,940
The walls used to go all
around the city.
252
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:58,220
You will see the big kasteel,
the big fortress.
253
00:12:58,220 --> 00:13:00,980
They used to go all around the hill,
254
00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:03,500
protecting the fortress
all the way up there.
255
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,940
I don't know if you can see it,
where the flag is.
256
00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:07,660
If you fancy a good walk,
257
00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:09,820
you can do the whole length
of the walls on foot
258
00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:11,380
for an £8 entrance fee.
259
00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:15,620
Have you got your
running shoes with you?
260
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,980
No. Not for me, David.
Are you going to do it?
261
00:13:17,980 --> 00:13:21,060
Yeah, I think so - this afternoon.
Yeah. Why not? Yeah.
262
00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:22,980
You've had your oysters.
After a glass of wine.
263
00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:26,060
Yeah, sounds good to me. Yeah.
264
00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:28,220
I'll follow you.
265
00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:30,220
SHE LAUGHS
266
00:13:30,220 --> 00:13:31,540
Yeah.
267
00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:34,740
Apparently it's the combination
of the salty water
268
00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:36,940
and the mineral rich Neretva River
269
00:13:36,940 --> 00:13:39,660
that make the bay ideal
for oyster breeding.
270
00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:41,580
Ey-up.
271
00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:44,460
It's OK. Got you. Thank you!
272
00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:48,340
And now we're being taken out
to the beds themselves.
273
00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:52,540
So these are the oyster...
Are these the...
274
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:56,460
..the pools? I think...
275
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,620
..the oyster pots are underneath.
Ah.
276
00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:04,860
Yeah, sometimes they play music
in these. Do they?
277
00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:06,860
It attracts the oysters. Yep.
278
00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:12,660
You're winding me up, aren't you?
You're winding me up again!
279
00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:15,860
Oh, what's this? Orange...
Sugar-covered orange peel
280
00:14:15,860 --> 00:14:19,660
and sugared almonds. It's very
traditional. OK. Traditional sweet.
281
00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:22,460
Tastes like home-made gummy bears.
Try it, it's good. Mm.
282
00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:24,900
Ooh, that were lovely.
283
00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:29,900
Local nibbles and Croatian grappa -
definitely my sort of ride.
284
00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:31,580
Cheers. Cheers.
285
00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:38,500
Oh-ho-ho!
286
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:44,820
Oh-ho-ho-ho! Oh, that's warmed
the cockles of my oyster. Yep.
287
00:14:44,820 --> 00:14:46,660
Oh, my goodness me.
288
00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:48,860
Couldn't you hear
the oysters before?
289
00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:51,860
Yeah! Yep... I can hear
the music now. Yeah, yeah!
290
00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:55,860
A ten-minute journey
and we reach our restaurant.
291
00:14:57,820 --> 00:15:00,540
I'm told that one of
the old Austrian emperors
292
00:15:00,540 --> 00:15:02,860
was so fond of the oysters
from this bay,
293
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:07,100
he had cases of them shipped to his
palace in Vienna, 560 miles away.
294
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:10,300
My fellow passengers, Charles
and Emily, are keen on them too
295
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,700
by the sound of it.
296
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:14,380
Are you a big oyster fan?
Oh, love 'em.
297
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,980
Why are you such a fan of them?
298
00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:19,420
Just because they have such
a fresh taste, I guess.
299
00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:22,740
We grow through
the Nature Conservancy
300
00:15:22,740 --> 00:15:25,380
and the local university.
301
00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:26,860
Time for lunch.
302
00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:31,540
I'm just going to watch Charles,
that's all I'm gonna do.
303
00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:33,940
And if he eats it, I'll eat it.
304
00:15:33,940 --> 00:15:35,580
He eats anything.
305
00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:38,260
He'll eat anything. Will he?
306
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,340
Now, the main event.
307
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:44,940
Ostrea edulis - that's European
flat oysters to you and me -
308
00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:46,540
straight from the sea.
309
00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:51,620
Is it good?
310
00:15:53,940 --> 00:15:56,180
Delicious. Way!
311
00:15:56,180 --> 00:15:57,420
Right, we can eat 'em.
312
00:15:57,420 --> 00:16:00,020
You put a little bit of lemon on.
313
00:16:00,020 --> 00:16:01,380
Right.
314
00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:10,500
OK, time for my well-considered
and highly descriptive verdict.
315
00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:16,300
Just fabulous.
316
00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:18,500
Just fabulous!
317
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:22,420
They reckon Casanova could put away
50 of these with a lady friend,
318
00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:24,580
but I'm settling for just a couple.
319
00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:26,140
Well, I'm a long way from Ed!
320
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:31,380
Yeah, right, I'm on. Thank you.
321
00:16:31,380 --> 00:16:34,380
Well, what a memorable afternoon
this has been.
322
00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:37,860
Delicious food in one of Croatia's
best kept secrets.
323
00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:41,020
I'm... I'm just...
324
00:16:41,020 --> 00:16:43,060
It is paradise.
325
00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:44,940
It's absolutely stunning.
326
00:16:44,940 --> 00:16:49,300
I've never been to this place,
I've never even heard of this place.
327
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,700
But just look at it.
328
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:58,260
I feel like I just want to shut
the door on the world
329
00:16:58,260 --> 00:17:02,900
and stay here,
just for a short time,
330
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:04,460
and just take it all in.
331
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,140
But I can't.
332
00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:12,820
There's a ship ready to sail and
it ain't gonna wait for me.
333
00:17:12,820 --> 00:17:15,740
On the plus side,
it's cocktail hour on board,
334
00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:18,740
a good excuse for a drink
and a mingle.
335
00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:21,900
See, being on a cruise is
all about being up here,
336
00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:24,060
meeting new friends.
337
00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:26,380
Hi. Hi. Do you mind if I join you?
338
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,540
Is that all right?
Sorry, I'm Jane.
339
00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:29,940
Hi. Stuart. Stuart. Chris.
340
00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:31,740
Chris. Nice to meet you. And you.
341
00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:33,940
Oh, I like that look of that.
What's that?
342
00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:37,500
BBC. BBC. Baileys, banana
and coconut.
343
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,300
What are you on? Mojito.
344
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:42,380
Mojito, that's a bit nice as well.
Yeah. Yeah.
345
00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:44,140
So why did you book this trip?
346
00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:46,700
This is one of the best ways
to go on holiday. Yeah.
347
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:49,820
You don't have to worry about
finding a restaurant,
348
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:53,700
finding a bar, you can
just get it all here. Yeah.
349
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,180
And the sun, as well, helps.
350
00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:56,820
It's not bad, is it? No!
351
00:17:56,820 --> 00:18:02,100
I surprised this one by planning
our renewal of wedding vows
352
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:04,740
on board as well. No! Yes.
353
00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:06,940
Oh, congratulations! Thank you.
Thank you.
354
00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:10,020
Oh, what a lovely thing to do.
Absolutely thrilled to bits for you.
355
00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:11,420
I really am.
356
00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:14,220
I'm gonna go and
get myself a BBC now!
357
00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:17,100
And then probably a mojito.
Well, may as well.
358
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:19,340
All right. Thank you so much
for saying hello.
359
00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:21,820
That's all right. It's nice to
meet you. And you're gorgeous.
360
00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:24,700
Thank you so much. Thank you.
Thank you. See you later.
361
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:26,220
See you later. See you later. Bye!
362
00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:29,620
Actually, I'll just one drink
as I need to be up early.
363
00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:31,900
Overnight, we'll leaving
the Dalmatian Coast
364
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:36,900
and travelling 300 miles north to
somewhere a bit, mm, special.
365
00:18:38,540 --> 00:18:43,980
MUSIC: La Donna E Mobile
from Rigoletto
366
00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:50,980
Well, I keep my promises, don't I?
367
00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:52,820
This, as if you need telling,
368
00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:56,420
is Italy's and probably the
world's most romantic city.
369
00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:58,700
A network of more than 100 islands,
370
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:02,900
crisscrossed by centuries old
man-made waterways.
371
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:06,060
Thanks. See you later!
372
00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:08,220
Now, everywhere with
a couple of canals
373
00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:10,780
thinks it's the Venice of that area.
374
00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:13,980
But today, I'm in the real Venice.
375
00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:16,620
And you can't help but fall
in love with this place.
376
00:19:21,140 --> 00:19:23,860
I actually fell in love
with it a long time ago,
377
00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:27,260
and have been lucky enough to
return again and again.
378
00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:37,380
But if you're going for the first
time, here's a few dos and don'ts.
379
00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:41,220
First, Venice attracts up
to 60,000 visitors a day,
380
00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:45,900
many of them from cruise ships,
so do try and avoid the crowds.
381
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:48,420
Early morning and
late evenings are best
382
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:51,100
and it's wise to steer clear
in the summer.
383
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:55,900
Do visit St Mark's Square, and its
incredible 500-year-old piazza.
384
00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:58,220
But avoid the cafes and
restaurants there
385
00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:01,140
as the prices are even
more breathtaking.
386
00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:03,380
Thank you. Ooh!
387
00:20:03,380 --> 00:20:06,180
If you take a water taxi,
don't forget to duck.
388
00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:10,180
Ooh, that is low! That is low.
389
00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:12,940
Do take a walk over some of
the bridges,
390
00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:16,420
especially the Rialto,
which spans the Grand Canal.
391
00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:20,660
And, finally, don't miss the unique
experience of a Venice gondola,
392
00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:23,940
a standard 25-minute private ride
during the daytime
393
00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:26,060
costs around 80 euros.
394
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:39,140
Welcome back to my week-long tour
of the fantastic Adriatic.
395
00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:41,780
I've stopped off on the Venetian
island of Murano,
396
00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:44,540
home of the world famous glass.
397
00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:48,780
Murano is less than a mile away
from actual Venice,
398
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:53,140
and it's where all the
Venetian glass is made
399
00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:56,180
and it's been here since 1291.
400
00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:58,580
1291!
401
00:20:58,580 --> 00:21:00,460
That's incredible, isn't it, really?
402
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,740
So this is quite exciting for me
cos I love glass
403
00:21:02,740 --> 00:21:04,700
and I love chandeliers and...
404
00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:07,860
Well, I think you all know
I like a chandelier.
405
00:21:07,860 --> 00:21:09,500
I've taken a private taxi,
406
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,100
but you can hop on the water bus
in St Mark's Square
407
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:14,300
and be here within 40 minutes.
408
00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:18,580
It's home to around 70 factories,
producing the finest glass pieces,
409
00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:21,340
using centuries old techniques.
410
00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:24,100
A few will even let
you see how it's done.
411
00:21:29,660 --> 00:21:31,020
Ooh, you're strong.
412
00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:34,140
Thank you very much. Bye-bye. Bye.
413
00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:36,340
I'm at the Fornace Mian workshop,
414
00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:39,100
where I'm meeting up
with sales manager Indrit
415
00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:41,900
and his team of master craftsmen.
416
00:21:42,980 --> 00:21:46,300
This is the part in
which the magic start.
417
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:47,340
Yeah. OK?
418
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:50,060
Hello. Buongiorno! Buongiorno.
419
00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:53,580
This is Paolo. Paolo.
He's our best master.
420
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:55,740
Oh, such an honour to meet you.
421
00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:57,180
An honour.
422
00:21:57,180 --> 00:22:00,140
Oh, this is... This is the... Oh!
423
00:22:00,140 --> 00:22:03,620
He's the master, the grand master.
424
00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:05,260
I've seen glass-blown before,
425
00:22:05,260 --> 00:22:07,340
looks a bit like making candyfloss.
426
00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:10,340
The masters work with no gloves, OK?
Wow.
427
00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:14,100
They use newspapers, old newspapers,
and they just shape it.
428
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,500
They feel the glass
with this newspaper.
429
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:20,100
That molten glass is 1,100 degrees,
by the way.
430
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:22,340
11 times hotter than boiling water.
431
00:22:24,940 --> 00:22:28,340
Paolo started working with glass
when he was just ten years old,
432
00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:30,580
and he's been a master
since he was 16.
433
00:22:33,340 --> 00:22:34,580
Ooh!
434
00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:38,740
With the same tools that have
been used for centuries,
435
00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:42,700
it takes him four days to make
a distinctive Murano chandelier.
436
00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:44,740
Gosh, that's amazing.
437
00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:47,460
I can see it starting to
transform before my eyes.
438
00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:55,100
SHE CHUCKLES
439
00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:56,740
Oh, wow!
440
00:22:56,740 --> 00:23:00,220
Those six decades of practice
certainly show.
441
00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:02,700
That is...
442
00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:05,300
I never thought that was
how you made that.
443
00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:08,700
Wow! And if you put, like,
your hand like this...
444
00:23:08,700 --> 00:23:11,700
Ah! ..you can feel the temperature.
That's so hot.
445
00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:13,220
That is incredible.
446
00:23:13,220 --> 00:23:16,300
The finished piece now has to
temper slowly in a cooler oven
447
00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:17,460
so it doesn't shatter.
448
00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:19,060
While it's doing so...
449
00:23:19,060 --> 00:23:22,540
Now is your turn to try this out,
OK? Me?
450
00:23:22,540 --> 00:23:24,060
Let's go and blow it.
451
00:23:24,060 --> 00:23:25,780
It's the Generation Game.
452
00:23:31,460 --> 00:23:33,140
Blow, blow, blow, yeah?
453
00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:35,740
OK. Please.
454
00:23:35,740 --> 00:23:37,780
I'm sure there's a joke
to be made about this,
455
00:23:37,780 --> 00:23:40,060
but I'm just too busy
concentrating on the job.
456
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:43,660
Very good, very good.
457
00:23:43,660 --> 00:23:44,980
Bravissima!
458
00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:49,700
Bravissima.
459
00:23:52,740 --> 00:23:54,340
OK. OK.
460
00:23:55,700 --> 00:24:00,340
Oh! Very good of you.
Believe me, it's hard to do it.
461
00:24:00,340 --> 00:24:02,060
Lungs of a singer!
462
00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:03,780
SHE SCREAMS
463
00:24:03,780 --> 00:24:05,660
SHE LAUGHS
464
00:24:07,260 --> 00:24:09,940
My best compliments, believe me.
Oh, thank you very much.
465
00:24:09,940 --> 00:24:12,460
There are masters which
are not able to do it. Really?
466
00:24:12,460 --> 00:24:14,820
They haven't enough power.
467
00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:16,380
THEY LAUGH
468
00:24:16,380 --> 00:24:18,020
Bravissima.
469
00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:20,820
Grazie mille. Grazie mille.
470
00:24:20,820 --> 00:24:23,900
Well, I won't forget that
experience in a hurry.
471
00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:25,460
SHE LAUGHS
472
00:24:25,460 --> 00:24:27,460
HE SPEAKS IN ITALIAN
473
00:24:27,460 --> 00:24:29,060
And if the voice ever packs up,
474
00:24:29,060 --> 00:24:31,620
I reckon Paolo'll take me
on as his apprentice.
475
00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:33,260
Oh!
476
00:24:33,260 --> 00:24:36,380
After showing me how it's made
at one of the factories,
477
00:24:36,380 --> 00:24:39,420
sales manager Indrit's taking me
to the shop next door
478
00:24:39,420 --> 00:24:42,500
to see some of
the finished products.
479
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:45,900
Oh, my goodness me. Look at this!
480
00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:48,020
Oh, I'm in chandelier heaven.
481
00:24:49,540 --> 00:24:51,900
Oh, wow!
482
00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:53,260
Look at this one.
483
00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:56,780
Gosh...
484
00:24:58,620 --> 00:25:00,420
I daren't even touch anything.
485
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:03,540
This is incredible.
486
00:25:05,180 --> 00:25:06,660
Wow.
487
00:25:06,660 --> 00:25:08,940
Some of these chandeliers
are even not for sale,
488
00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:10,940
are just like a museum.
489
00:25:12,140 --> 00:25:14,060
I can see why.
490
00:25:14,060 --> 00:25:17,780
When Murano glass production was
at its peak about 500 years ago,
491
00:25:17,780 --> 00:25:20,900
the super rich Venetian merchants
would come here to buy
492
00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:23,420
the next showstopper
for their homes.
493
00:25:23,420 --> 00:25:26,220
Ooh! Look at this one, I love that.
494
00:25:27,940 --> 00:25:31,740
Oh. This one... Yeah. ..you will see
it also in another one.
495
00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:34,500
The technique, that is
called Rezzonico. Rezzonico.
496
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:38,220
Rezzonico, it... Well, in the past,
the factories was owned
497
00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:39,780
by the aristocratic families.
498
00:25:39,780 --> 00:25:43,420
There was the familia Rezzonico,
the familia Delfino,
499
00:25:43,420 --> 00:25:45,380
so they used to have
also their own symbol.
500
00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:49,620
Just fancy being that wealthy
501
00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:52,300
that you've got
your own glass-maker.
502
00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,260
I mean, that is wealth.
503
00:25:54,260 --> 00:25:57,140
It is exquisite.
504
00:25:57,140 --> 00:26:00,940
There's room after room of
these amazing handcrafted pieces.
505
00:26:00,940 --> 00:26:04,540
And just when you think it can't
get any more jaw dropping...
506
00:26:04,540 --> 00:26:06,300
SHE GASPS
507
00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:08,740
Oh, look at this!
508
00:26:08,740 --> 00:26:11,700
This is our masterpiece.
509
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:14,460
Oh, it's incredible.
510
00:26:15,580 --> 00:26:17,300
And so beautiful.
511
00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:19,700
I mean, beautiful doesn't do
it justice, does it?
512
00:26:19,700 --> 00:26:22,980
It's exquisite and unique,
I would think.
513
00:26:22,980 --> 00:26:24,420
It's one of a kind.
514
00:26:24,420 --> 00:26:29,060
After seeing, close-up, how pieces
like this are put together,
515
00:26:29,060 --> 00:26:32,620
thinking of those incredibly
skilled craftsmen I met,
516
00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:35,660
who do it all by hand
in searing temperatures,
517
00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:37,220
it all makes me a bit, well...
518
00:26:40,420 --> 00:26:42,340
SHE LAUGHS
519
00:26:42,340 --> 00:26:46,580
It's just incredible to
see talent so beautiful.
520
00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:53,340
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry,
it's quite overwhelming.
521
00:26:53,340 --> 00:26:56,140
Thank you. This is what
we love in our job. Oh!
522
00:26:56,140 --> 00:27:00,300
You, like people that get
lost in their emotions.
523
00:27:08,980 --> 00:27:11,180
We're midway through
this latest cruise,
524
00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:13,780
and as we've spent so much
time on land,
525
00:27:13,780 --> 00:27:16,300
I'm looking forward to
some time on the ship.
526
00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:19,860
We're sailing more than
300 miles south to our next stop,
527
00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:22,820
so there's plenty of opportunity to
relax and take it easy.
528
00:27:22,820 --> 00:27:25,020
SHE EXHALES
529
00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:27,300
There is just something
about being at sea
530
00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:29,980
that makes me feel so good.
531
00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:33,780
Go see if anybody else
feels like me.
532
00:27:33,780 --> 00:27:36,100
Can I join you for a little bit?
Of course.
533
00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:38,020
How long have you been on?
534
00:27:38,020 --> 00:27:41,260
Since Thursday. Thursday.
Is this friend or relative?
535
00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:43,460
Oh, I'm her daughter. Oh, lovely.
536
00:27:43,460 --> 00:27:45,660
But you're enjoying it? Yes, lovely.
Yeah.
537
00:27:45,660 --> 00:27:48,260
I like it cos wherever you go,
you don't see crowds of people.
538
00:27:48,260 --> 00:27:50,460
That's true, innit?
I don't know where everyone is.
539
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,820
I don't...
I'm not bothered, are you?
540
00:27:52,820 --> 00:27:54,060
No!
541
00:27:54,060 --> 00:27:56,260
THEY LAUGH
542
00:27:56,260 --> 00:28:00,500
I always get a feel good sensation
whatever boat I'm on,
543
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:03,220
but this one stands out
from the rest.
544
00:28:03,220 --> 00:28:05,180
I'm going to share
something with you.
545
00:28:05,180 --> 00:28:08,780
The ship is extremely
special to me...
546
00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:12,540
..due to the fact that...
547
00:28:12,540 --> 00:28:16,460
..it was the first cruise
that my mum and I came on
548
00:28:16,460 --> 00:28:18,860
and it was on this very, very ship
549
00:28:18,860 --> 00:28:21,420
and I wanted to come back and see...
550
00:28:22,780 --> 00:28:24,900
..and remember.
551
00:28:26,540 --> 00:28:29,100
It's just got great memories.
552
00:28:29,100 --> 00:28:30,700
Great memories.
553
00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:36,380
And it's funny because
I wondered how I would feel, erm,
554
00:28:36,380 --> 00:28:40,900
cos it isn't long since I've
lost my mum and I thought,
555
00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:43,260
am I going to be really upset,
556
00:28:43,260 --> 00:28:47,500
coming back on and reliving
it all, that I did with Mum?
557
00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:50,940
But, actually, it's not,
it's filling me with joy,
558
00:28:50,940 --> 00:28:55,780
of such a great time that we had,
you know, we were quite wild.
559
00:28:55,780 --> 00:28:58,340
My mother was a bit of a wild one.
560
00:28:58,340 --> 00:28:59,980
And it was great fun.
561
00:28:59,980 --> 00:29:04,180
And just seeing and remembering
her in this restaurant,
562
00:29:04,180 --> 00:29:07,060
on the captain's table,
563
00:29:07,060 --> 00:29:11,660
drinking fantastic drinks
and enjoying life
564
00:29:11,660 --> 00:29:14,100
and watching her laugh.
565
00:29:17,140 --> 00:29:19,940
I've got great memories
of this lounge.
566
00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:25,060
And you have your own place.
567
00:29:25,060 --> 00:29:27,300
I mean, me and my mum used to
sit at this table,
568
00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:30,620
this very... This is where
my mum used to sit...
569
00:29:30,620 --> 00:29:32,340
..in this very seat...
570
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:36,140
..and drink her whisky.
571
00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:41,420
Eee, we had some good times on
there.
572
00:29:51,260 --> 00:29:54,380
Right, our journey
from Venice is nearly done
573
00:29:54,380 --> 00:29:56,580
and we're pulling
into our next stop -
574
00:29:56,580 --> 00:30:00,060
Croatia's second largest city,
Split.
575
00:30:05,060 --> 00:30:07,660
The port's right near the centre
of the city,
576
00:30:07,660 --> 00:30:10,540
which is handy if you haven't got
long to see the sights.
577
00:30:10,540 --> 00:30:12,740
Oh, morning!
578
00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:16,620
The ship's laid on an excursion,
579
00:30:16,620 --> 00:30:19,100
led by Haroche,
or Harry to us tourists.
580
00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:21,660
I always find it best to use
a local guide.
581
00:30:21,660 --> 00:30:23,220
There's no time wasted,
582
00:30:23,220 --> 00:30:26,580
they just take you straight
to the most interesting spots.
583
00:30:26,580 --> 00:30:30,780
Today, we're going to focus mostly
on the ancient Roman palace.
584
00:30:30,780 --> 00:30:32,340
We won't be exploring ruins,
585
00:30:32,340 --> 00:30:35,180
but intact structures
which are fully inhabited.
586
00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:43,540
The Roman emperor Diocletian built
the palace 1,700 years ago.
587
00:30:43,540 --> 00:30:47,580
Incredible to think he would've
entered it through this very gate.
588
00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:50,220
Oh, gosh, I didn't expect this,
did you?
589
00:30:54,540 --> 00:30:59,140
When you hear "palace" you do tend
to think of one big fancy building,
590
00:30:59,140 --> 00:31:01,060
but this one's very different.
591
00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:04,940
Inside the original Roman walls
is a three-acre complex
592
00:31:04,940 --> 00:31:09,500
and it contains more than 200
newer buildings, including churches,
593
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:11,660
apartments, cafes and businesses,
594
00:31:11,660 --> 00:31:14,500
all lining the maze of streets.
595
00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:18,060
Behind me is the biggest
bell tower in Dalmatia.
596
00:31:18,060 --> 00:31:20,620
66 metres or 200 feet.
597
00:31:20,620 --> 00:31:23,260
And it took us 200 years
to build it,
598
00:31:23,260 --> 00:31:26,700
from the 13th to the 15th century.
599
00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:29,900
In Roman times, the leaders allowed
their people to take refuge
600
00:31:29,900 --> 00:31:32,420
in here from hostile forces.
601
00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:35,100
Today, the palace
is still home to thousands.
602
00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:38,980
Not Romans or refugees,
just very lucky locals.
603
00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:41,500
This is where people live
in the palace today.
604
00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,820
Even in winter time
when there is no tourism,
605
00:31:43,820 --> 00:31:45,220
it's still a living place.
606
00:31:45,220 --> 00:31:47,820
And what I like about Split
most of all is that locals
607
00:31:47,820 --> 00:31:50,100
are still in the old town.
608
00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:52,820
Sure, we have plenty of people
visiting us today,
609
00:31:52,820 --> 00:31:54,460
but the locals are still here.
610
00:31:54,460 --> 00:31:57,500
The prices are still more than
reasonable and we like it here.
611
00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:59,820
It feels good being
in the Roman palace.
612
00:31:59,820 --> 00:32:03,740
And if you want proof that this
really is a living, breathing palace
613
00:32:03,740 --> 00:32:06,180
rather than some dusty,
ancient relic,
614
00:32:06,180 --> 00:32:09,100
take a look at this -
very Yorkshire!
615
00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:13,020
You know, there's something
quite heart-warming
616
00:32:13,020 --> 00:32:15,420
to see somebody's washing out
617
00:32:15,420 --> 00:32:20,220
in a palace because the
commoners are allowed to live here.
618
00:32:21,660 --> 00:32:23,140
And I think that's brilliant.
619
00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:25,940
Get your doors open,
620
00:32:25,940 --> 00:32:27,460
get your washing out.
621
00:32:27,460 --> 00:32:29,700
You're very welcome.
622
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:32,660
RELIGIOUS CHOIR MUSIC
623
00:32:35,180 --> 00:32:38,260
There's no entrance fee
to the palace complex.
624
00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:40,780
But you do have to pay to go
inside some buildings
625
00:32:40,780 --> 00:32:42,300
like the bell tower and cathedral.
626
00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:44,260
RELIGIOUS CHOIR MUSIC CONTINUES
627
00:32:44,260 --> 00:32:46,100
Mind you, you do get a free
soundtrack.
628
00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:47,700
I'm hearing angels.
629
00:32:49,740 --> 00:32:52,540
When I hear singing,
I have to find the source.
630
00:33:09,580 --> 00:33:11,380
What a treat this is.
631
00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:15,460
This is busking split style,
big, bold and brilliant.
632
00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:18,420
You'll find them here most days
during the summer season.
633
00:33:18,420 --> 00:33:21,540
And the acoustics in this
preserved Roman vestibule -
634
00:33:21,540 --> 00:33:23,380
that's the emperor's waiting room -
635
00:33:23,380 --> 00:33:25,540
are just perfect for
these glorious voices.
636
00:33:38,180 --> 00:33:40,460
APPLAUSE
637
00:33:46,340 --> 00:33:50,860
You could spend hours here - walk,
eat, drink, stop for a chat
638
00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:52,660
with the odd centurion.
639
00:33:52,660 --> 00:33:55,860
And if you don't like crowds,
I'd avoid the middle of the day.
640
00:33:55,860 --> 00:33:58,420
And if you come at night,
don't worry about closing time
641
00:33:58,420 --> 00:34:00,740
cos the gates are always open.
642
00:34:00,740 --> 00:34:04,700
I absolutely love this place
cos it's steeped in history.
643
00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:08,420
It reminds me a little bit of
York but with a lot more sunshine.
644
00:34:10,380 --> 00:34:12,980
But now it's time to SPLIT
from sunny Split
645
00:34:12,980 --> 00:34:14,780
for the last leg of my journey.
646
00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:18,380
Coming up, marvellous Montenegro.
647
00:34:18,380 --> 00:34:21,380
We're going to visit that
little island, there,
648
00:34:21,380 --> 00:34:24,220
cos there's a story
why this is there -
649
00:34:24,220 --> 00:34:26,740
the place where miracles are made.
650
00:34:26,740 --> 00:34:29,270
Oh, we do love a legend.
651
00:34:34,590 --> 00:34:37,830
I'm in the final stages
of my cruise on the Adriatic -
652
00:34:37,830 --> 00:34:41,310
seven days of see, sun and
unsensational sights.
653
00:34:41,310 --> 00:34:43,510
We've experienced some of the best
654
00:34:43,510 --> 00:34:46,190
that northern Italy and Croatia
have to offer.
655
00:34:46,190 --> 00:34:50,830
But now we're sailing further south
and saying hello to Montenegro
656
00:34:50,830 --> 00:34:53,030
and its magical Bay of Kotor.
657
00:34:53,030 --> 00:34:56,390
Now, we've filmed us sailing away
from lots of beautiful ports
658
00:34:56,390 --> 00:34:57,990
in this series,
659
00:34:57,990 --> 00:35:00,150
but if you want to know
what it's like sailing into one,
660
00:35:00,150 --> 00:35:01,670
just look at this.
661
00:35:01,670 --> 00:35:03,430
Dawn's only just broken,
662
00:35:03,430 --> 00:35:06,110
but no-one wants to miss
our arrival in the bay.
663
00:35:06,110 --> 00:35:08,910
I'll be saying goodbye to
the ship here,
664
00:35:08,910 --> 00:35:11,670
but it's leaving me
with a view I won't forget.
665
00:35:11,670 --> 00:35:13,910
It is breathtaking.
666
00:35:14,990 --> 00:35:20,350
And speaking of breath, the air
here is just so clear and so pure...
667
00:35:20,350 --> 00:35:22,190
BREATHES DEEPLY
668
00:35:22,190 --> 00:35:24,870
..and you feel like it's
doing your lungs good.
669
00:35:24,870 --> 00:35:30,430
I have to say, I've done many, many
trips, but this coastline, for me,
670
00:35:30,430 --> 00:35:33,350
is up there in the top three.
671
00:35:33,350 --> 00:35:35,270
It's just stunning.
672
00:35:35,270 --> 00:35:37,670
Every port I've gone into has been
673
00:35:37,670 --> 00:35:42,390
breathtaking and
memorable and beautiful.
674
00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:44,350
And it's a wonderful,
wonderful trip.
675
00:35:47,230 --> 00:35:50,310
Along with its neighbour,
Croatia, Montenegro was part
676
00:35:50,310 --> 00:35:52,110
of the former Yugoslavia.
677
00:35:52,110 --> 00:35:55,310
It only has a
population of 620,000.
678
00:35:55,310 --> 00:35:57,950
And it feels wonderfully
off-the-beaten tourist track,
679
00:35:57,950 --> 00:35:59,590
for now at least.
680
00:35:59,590 --> 00:36:01,270
Thank you very much.
681
00:36:01,270 --> 00:36:03,550
Enjoy your stay. Oh, we will.
682
00:36:03,550 --> 00:36:05,870
I've got a whole day to explore it.
683
00:36:05,870 --> 00:36:08,990
So, I've booked the excursion
everyone raves about.
684
00:36:08,990 --> 00:36:13,030
We're on a 20-minute drive
up the coast, a short journey,
685
00:36:13,030 --> 00:36:15,230
but this is only the first leg.
686
00:36:17,350 --> 00:36:20,150
We've now arrived in
somewhere called Perast.
687
00:36:20,150 --> 00:36:22,830
And this is Boka, which means Bay.
688
00:36:25,670 --> 00:36:28,510
And we're going to visit
that little island, there,
689
00:36:28,510 --> 00:36:31,830
because there's a story
why this is there.
690
00:36:31,830 --> 00:36:34,270
It's called Our Lady of the Rocks
691
00:36:34,270 --> 00:36:36,830
and it has just enough room
for one small church
692
00:36:36,830 --> 00:36:38,790
and an even smaller museum.
693
00:36:38,790 --> 00:36:42,350
You can easily catch a boat over to
it from the jetty on the waterfront.
694
00:36:42,350 --> 00:36:45,870
There are loads of them
crisscrossing the bay all day.
695
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:48,510
Now, apparently, this island
was man-made.
696
00:36:48,510 --> 00:36:52,150
And the legend goes that on
a summer's evening in 1452,
697
00:36:52,150 --> 00:36:56,230
sailors saw the image of the
Madonna on a rock here.
698
00:36:56,230 --> 00:36:59,270
So, they made an oath at the end
of a voyage,
699
00:36:59,270 --> 00:37:01,590
and at the same time every year,
700
00:37:01,590 --> 00:37:04,470
to bring more rocks
to this spot as an offering.
701
00:37:04,470 --> 00:37:05,990
Over the centuries,
702
00:37:05,990 --> 00:37:08,510
all those rocks piled up
on top of each other
703
00:37:08,510 --> 00:37:10,230
began to emerge from the sea.
704
00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:11,950
And this island was formed.
705
00:37:11,950 --> 00:37:13,830
And every July the 22nd at sunset,
706
00:37:13,830 --> 00:37:16,590
there's an annual ritual called
fasinada
707
00:37:16,590 --> 00:37:18,790
when locals come here in boats of
all shapes and sizes
708
00:37:18,790 --> 00:37:21,390
and throw more rocks
into the water.
709
00:37:21,390 --> 00:37:23,510
Oh, we do love a legend.
710
00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:28,190
The Catholic Church of Our Lady
of the Rocks was built on the ruins
711
00:37:28,190 --> 00:37:31,470
of the original Orthodox
one were nearly 300 years ago.
712
00:37:31,470 --> 00:37:34,070
Inside, the Carrara marble altar
features
713
00:37:34,070 --> 00:37:36,990
a priceless 15th century
icon of the Madonna herself.
714
00:37:38,830 --> 00:37:42,990
Up to 10,000 people a day come here
to visit and worship every summer.
715
00:37:44,030 --> 00:37:47,830
If you want to join them, do
be aware of local sensitivities.
716
00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:50,750
The entire island is
considered a holy place,
717
00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:52,790
so you'll need to dress
appropriately.
718
00:37:52,790 --> 00:37:58,030
No bikini tops and shirts or
t-shirts for men are a must.
719
00:37:58,030 --> 00:38:00,750
This island in front is called
St George's Island
720
00:38:00,750 --> 00:38:02,550
and it houses a monastery.
721
00:38:02,550 --> 00:38:04,510
The locals call it
the Island of the Dead
722
00:38:04,510 --> 00:38:06,990
because they all say it's cursed.
723
00:38:06,990 --> 00:38:09,310
But I think it's just to
keep us all out.
724
00:38:09,310 --> 00:38:11,430
JANE LAUGHS
725
00:38:13,190 --> 00:38:16,070
What a completely charming place.
726
00:38:16,070 --> 00:38:18,310
It might be Montenegro's most
visited site,
727
00:38:18,310 --> 00:38:20,430
but it's felt like another world.
728
00:38:24,070 --> 00:38:26,990
Late afternoon and I'm back
on the mainland.
729
00:38:26,990 --> 00:38:30,350
The heat's starting to subside,
so it's the perfect time
730
00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:33,590
to take a stroll around the old
walled town of Kotor before I go.
731
00:38:33,590 --> 00:38:36,110
It's one of the best
preserved settlements
732
00:38:36,110 --> 00:38:38,070
from the Middle Ages.
733
00:38:38,070 --> 00:38:39,830
Oh, ey.
734
00:38:39,830 --> 00:38:44,310
You can just imagine this
bustling city or town...
735
00:38:45,710 --> 00:38:48,150
..all those years ago
in medieval times.
736
00:38:48,150 --> 00:38:50,790
I don't think it's changed
that much, actually.
737
00:38:50,790 --> 00:38:52,470
Oh, look at this lovely church.
738
00:38:55,070 --> 00:38:59,670
So, this is obviously the
cathedral of the city.
739
00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:01,590
And, you know what I'm living
about this -
740
00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:02,990
it's welcoming.
741
00:39:02,990 --> 00:39:04,910
It's understated.
742
00:39:04,910 --> 00:39:08,550
I mean, some of the fantastic
churches we've seen in Venice
743
00:39:08,550 --> 00:39:11,390
and Dubrovnik are like,
"Whoa! I'm here."
744
00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:12,750
This one is saying,
745
00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:16,310
"Why don't you come in and sit
down and a little pray?"
746
00:39:16,310 --> 00:39:18,510
It is absolutely lovely.
747
00:39:18,510 --> 00:39:22,270
It's a maze of narrow streets
with pretty shops and cafes.
748
00:39:22,270 --> 00:39:25,630
And the mixed architecture reflects
all the nations that have claimed
749
00:39:25,630 --> 00:39:27,830
ownership over the centuries.
750
00:39:27,830 --> 00:39:31,150
Greeks, Romans, Venetians, Turks,
they've all been here,
751
00:39:31,150 --> 00:39:33,990
as has another group of people
known for getting about a bit.
752
00:39:33,990 --> 00:39:38,590
Is that a Wakefield accent? Yeah,
Manygates Lane. Manygates Lane.
753
00:39:38,590 --> 00:39:41,230
My gosh, I could walk it to
your house from mine. Yeah, yeah.
754
00:39:41,230 --> 00:39:43,430
Hark at us, hark at us
from Wakefield.
755
00:39:43,430 --> 00:39:45,430
JANE LAUGHS
756
00:39:45,430 --> 00:39:47,670
It's our 50th wedding
anniversary celebration.
757
00:39:47,670 --> 00:39:50,630
Oh, congratulations to the both of
you. I'm sorry, what's your name?
758
00:39:50,630 --> 00:39:52,790
Jacqui. Jacqui and... Graham.
And Graham.
759
00:39:52,790 --> 00:39:54,150
Really nice to meet you.
760
00:39:54,150 --> 00:39:55,630
What do you think of Montenegro?
761
00:39:55,630 --> 00:39:57,150
Oh, it's lovely, isn't it?
762
00:39:57,150 --> 00:39:58,750
Old and olde worlde. Yeah. Yeah.
763
00:39:58,750 --> 00:40:01,270
It's lovely. It is. Lovely little
narrow streets.
764
00:40:01,270 --> 00:40:04,030
Yeah, they're lovely, aren't they?
They're like York. Yeah.
765
00:40:04,030 --> 00:40:07,350
And they just see the
ambience of the place is gorgeous.
766
00:40:07,350 --> 00:40:09,870
Walking around, you feel safe. Yes.
767
00:40:09,870 --> 00:40:12,550
And it's warm. Oh, I know.
768
00:40:12,550 --> 00:40:15,270
Well, I hope I'll see you in
Wakefield sometime. So do we.
769
00:40:15,270 --> 00:40:17,910
Happy anniversary. Thank you.
Have a wonderful time.
770
00:40:17,910 --> 00:40:19,310
Thank you. See you later.
771
00:40:19,310 --> 00:40:20,630
Bye. Bye.
772
00:40:23,310 --> 00:40:25,310
Well, what a lovely
surprise that was
773
00:40:25,310 --> 00:40:28,030
at the end of a journey
that's been full of them.
774
00:40:28,030 --> 00:40:30,990
From Dubrovnik to Venice,
from Split to Kotor,
775
00:40:30,990 --> 00:40:32,590
I've loved every minute.
776
00:40:32,590 --> 00:40:35,590
As for the ship itself, it's
brought back personal memories
777
00:40:35,590 --> 00:40:37,910
and created a whole set
of new ones.
778
00:40:37,910 --> 00:40:39,670
And that's what cruising's about,
779
00:40:39,670 --> 00:40:41,870
getting out there and
making memories while you can.
780
00:40:43,310 --> 00:40:46,470
# It's now or never
781
00:40:46,470 --> 00:40:49,030
# Come hold me tight
782
00:40:51,070 --> 00:40:54,230
# Kiss me my darling
783
00:40:54,230 --> 00:40:57,750
# Be mine tonight
784
00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:06,350
# Tomorrow will be too late
785
00:41:06,350 --> 00:41:10,550
# It's now or never
786
00:41:10,550 --> 00:41:13,270
# My love won't wait
787
00:41:14,590 --> 00:41:18,230
# When I first saw you
788
00:41:18,230 --> 00:41:22,270
# With your smile so tender
789
00:41:22,270 --> 00:41:24,830
# My heart was captured
790
00:41:26,550 --> 00:41:29,310
# My soul surrendered
791
00:41:30,590 --> 00:41:33,190
# I'd spend a lifetime
792
00:41:34,470 --> 00:41:37,750
# Waiting for the right time
793
00:41:37,750 --> 00:41:40,110
# Now that your near
794
00:41:40,110 --> 00:41:44,910
# The time is here at last
795
00:41:46,070 --> 00:41:49,670
# It's now or never
796
00:41:49,670 --> 00:41:52,350
# Come hold me tight
797
00:41:54,350 --> 00:41:57,750
# Kiss me my darling
798
00:41:57,750 --> 00:42:00,270
# Be mine tonight
799
00:42:02,550 --> 00:42:08,390
# Tomorrow will be too late
800
00:42:10,030 --> 00:42:13,550
# It's now or never
801
00:42:13,550 --> 00:42:17,190
# My love won't wait
802
00:42:17,190 --> 00:42:20,590
# It's now or never
803
00:42:20,590 --> 00:42:24,910
# My love won't wait. #
804
00:42:27,590 --> 00:42:30,350
It's like climbing Mount Zuvis.
805
00:42:30,350 --> 00:42:32,710
What?
JANE LAUGHS
806
00:42:32,710 --> 00:42:34,550
It's Vesuvius. Vesuvius.
807
00:42:34,550 --> 00:42:36,390
JANE CHUCKLES
808
00:42:37,870 --> 00:42:42,670
This time, Greece is the word,
and I'm setting sail for seven days
809
00:42:42,670 --> 00:42:43,830
of summer lovin'.
810
00:42:43,830 --> 00:42:47,070
I love my life, yes!
811
00:42:47,070 --> 00:42:49,470
Leave me here.
812
00:42:49,470 --> 00:42:52,550
I'm hopping my way around five
Aegean islands,
813
00:42:52,550 --> 00:42:54,910
each of them stunning,
814
00:42:54,910 --> 00:42:57,350
all of them strictly Greek.
815
00:42:57,350 --> 00:42:59,150
I can't work out my
left and my right.
816
00:42:59,150 --> 00:43:00,830
What is the matter with me?
817
00:43:00,830 --> 00:43:02,790
From the splendour of Santorini...
818
00:43:02,790 --> 00:43:04,910
It's absolutely breathtaking.
819
00:43:06,270 --> 00:43:07,870
..to the madness of Mykonos.
820
00:43:07,870 --> 00:43:11,390
It's like Wakefield Casanova's
all over again.
821
00:43:11,390 --> 00:43:15,270
This is an adventure packed
with history, culture
822
00:43:15,270 --> 00:43:17,030
and gorgeous blokes.
823
00:43:17,030 --> 00:43:22,430
He just caresses, teases
and it just opens up.
824
00:43:22,430 --> 00:43:26,350
And at the centre of it all,
this jewel of the seas.
825
00:43:26,350 --> 00:43:30,630
So hop on board with me and discover
your inner Shirley Valentine.
826
00:43:30,630 --> 00:43:32,110
Cheers.
827
00:43:39,470 --> 00:43:42,270
Welcome to Athens.
828
00:43:42,270 --> 00:43:45,110
It's the capital of Greece
and the perfect place
829
00:43:45,110 --> 00:43:47,030
to start my epic adventure.
830
00:43:49,630 --> 00:43:53,550
It's also one of the world's oldest
cities, steeped in history.
831
00:43:55,070 --> 00:43:58,630
I'd love to explore it all,
but I've only got a few hours.
832
00:43:58,630 --> 00:44:01,070
It's July and it's 34 degrees
833
00:44:01,070 --> 00:44:04,390
and it's too hot to travel
anywhere on foot.
834
00:44:04,390 --> 00:44:07,590
So I'm going to Segway into
the next little bit.
835
00:44:09,430 --> 00:44:12,430
I've heard that one way to see
the city without breaking
836
00:44:12,430 --> 00:44:15,510
into a sweat is on a
guided Segway tour.
837
00:44:15,510 --> 00:44:18,030
Looks quite hard.
838
00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:19,750
It's not, it's natural,
839
00:44:19,750 --> 00:44:22,390
and everything is
controlled by your body.
840
00:44:22,390 --> 00:44:24,270
Yeah, that's what my problem is.
841
00:44:24,270 --> 00:44:25,670
My body is out of control.
842
00:44:25,670 --> 00:44:27,630
BOTH LAUGH
843
00:44:27,630 --> 00:44:30,190
No, don't worry. Anybody can do
that. Right.
844
00:44:30,190 --> 00:44:33,230
Lean. There we... Hey!
I'm not doing anything.
845
00:44:33,230 --> 00:44:35,390
You're doing it.
JANE CHUCKLES
846
00:44:35,390 --> 00:44:36,710
So how are you going to stop?
847
00:44:38,430 --> 00:44:40,590
Perfecto. I like that smile.
848
00:44:40,590 --> 00:44:44,030
Yeah. Am I a natural on this? Yes.
849
00:44:44,030 --> 00:44:46,190
I'm doing this, look at
this, look at this.
850
00:44:46,190 --> 00:44:47,910
This is the best thing ever.
851
00:44:47,910 --> 00:44:50,110
No walking, no chafing.
852
00:44:50,110 --> 00:44:52,910
I love it. You can
really whiz. It's fab.
853
00:44:52,910 --> 00:44:56,270
The Segway was developed
back in the '90s.
854
00:44:56,270 --> 00:44:59,030
It's self balancing, which
means it's hard to fall off,
855
00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:01,870
even if you're as clumsy as me.
856
00:45:01,870 --> 00:45:05,630
It floats along at 12mph,
so you get a lovely breeze
857
00:45:05,630 --> 00:45:07,430
while you take in the highlights.
858
00:45:07,430 --> 00:45:10,710
Plus, you get to pack in loads
more of this historic city
859
00:45:10,710 --> 00:45:16,590
in a short space of time, starting
with the fabulous Arch of Hadrian.
860
00:45:16,590 --> 00:45:20,470
During the 2nd century AD, Athenians
has decided to build an arch
861
00:45:20,470 --> 00:45:23,590
in order to honour
the Roman emperor.
862
00:45:23,590 --> 00:45:25,230
What's it made of? Stone?
863
00:45:25,230 --> 00:45:27,670
It's made of marble. Marble? Yeah.
864
00:45:27,670 --> 00:45:31,270
We've got a Marble Arch
in England as well.
865
00:45:31,270 --> 00:45:35,030
This one is 1,700 years older
than the one in London.
866
00:45:35,030 --> 00:45:37,830
It was built to commemorate
the Roman emperor Hadrian's
867
00:45:37,830 --> 00:45:39,030
visit to Athens.
868
00:45:40,670 --> 00:45:42,830
So, let's go to our next stop.
869
00:45:42,830 --> 00:45:44,510
OK! Thank you!
870
00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:50,510
Next, the Panathenaic Stadium,
871
00:45:50,510 --> 00:45:54,310
the only one in the world built
entirely out of marble.
872
00:45:54,310 --> 00:45:59,990
It hosted the first modern
Olympic Games way back in 1896.
873
00:45:59,990 --> 00:46:04,270
Then, we're on to the wonderful
Temple of Olympian Zeus,
874
00:46:04,270 --> 00:46:07,510
the top dog when it comes
to Greek gods.
875
00:46:07,510 --> 00:46:10,270
And finally, it's a quick whizz
to check out Athens'
876
00:46:10,270 --> 00:46:12,510
most famous landmark of all.
877
00:46:12,510 --> 00:46:14,510
Wow, look at that!
878
00:46:15,630 --> 00:46:17,390
Gosh!
879
00:46:17,390 --> 00:46:19,790
So is this the Parthenon
or the Acropolis?
880
00:46:19,790 --> 00:46:23,870
Actually, in Greek, Acropolis means
"the upper part of the city",
881
00:46:23,870 --> 00:46:27,390
so this whole is
the Acropolis of Athens.
882
00:46:27,390 --> 00:46:29,710
But the main temple
is called Parthenon
883
00:46:29,710 --> 00:46:33,150
and it was dedicated to Athena.
884
00:46:33,150 --> 00:46:34,950
And she was a virgin. Yeah?
885
00:46:34,950 --> 00:46:38,510
Actually, Parthenon in Greek means
"The temple of the virgin".
886
00:46:38,510 --> 00:46:41,550
Do you have to be either a virgin
or a goddess to get in there?
887
00:46:41,550 --> 00:46:44,350
Yeah. Only the priestess
or the goddess... Really?
888
00:46:44,350 --> 00:46:46,550
..could enter the temple.
889
00:46:46,550 --> 00:46:49,910
I better stay down there, then!
JANE LAUGHS
890
00:46:49,910 --> 00:46:51,350
You know, I'm going to be honest.
891
00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:53,550
History was never my thing
at school.
892
00:46:53,550 --> 00:46:56,030
But actually being here,
I've learned more about Greece
893
00:46:56,030 --> 00:46:58,910
in one day than I ever did
at school.
894
00:46:58,910 --> 00:47:00,830
That says a lot, doesn't it?
895
00:47:00,830 --> 00:47:02,150
Bye!
896
00:47:02,150 --> 00:47:05,750
This fabulous tour is over -
and I've cooled down a treat.
897
00:47:05,750 --> 00:47:07,470
MAN: It's pretty easy.
898
00:47:07,470 --> 00:47:08,950
Ooh, there's a familiar accent!
899
00:47:08,950 --> 00:47:11,550
Sorry to interrupt. You've got to be
from Yorkshire. I am, yeah.
900
00:47:11,550 --> 00:47:14,030
Have you come out here on holidays?
901
00:47:14,030 --> 00:47:16,790
Yeah. Well, it was
our other daughter's wedding...
902
00:47:16,790 --> 00:47:19,510
Yeah. ..on Santorini. Ooh!
You know the island?
903
00:47:19,510 --> 00:47:21,390
I'm going to Santorini.
Is it fabulous?
904
00:47:21,390 --> 00:47:24,910
It's stunning. Yeah. Best ever.
Really? Our favourite island...
905
00:47:24,910 --> 00:47:27,670
The sunsets are awesome.
GASPS: Fantastic!
906
00:47:27,670 --> 00:47:31,870
You'll love it. You'll love it.
It's amazing. Fabulous!
907
00:47:31,870 --> 00:47:34,750
Sunset in Santorini sounds divine.
908
00:47:34,750 --> 00:47:38,230
Time to get on board the ship
that's going to take me there.
909
00:47:38,230 --> 00:47:41,910
I'm spending the next seven days
island-hopping on this girl.
910
00:47:41,910 --> 00:47:45,750
She's the same one that took me
around Cuba last year.
911
00:47:45,750 --> 00:47:49,150
I am going to take you back
on the Celestyal Crystal
912
00:47:49,150 --> 00:47:52,470
and show you all the top tips.
913
00:47:52,470 --> 00:47:53,550
Come on!
914
00:47:58,950 --> 00:48:02,630
On this week-long cruise,
we'll be setting sail from Athens,
915
00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:06,150
heading to the party island
of Mykonos.
916
00:48:06,150 --> 00:48:09,110
Then we mellow out in Milos,
917
00:48:09,110 --> 00:48:13,070
before taking in sizzling Santorini.
918
00:48:13,070 --> 00:48:15,790
After that, we'll sample
some culture in Crete
919
00:48:15,790 --> 00:48:18,510
and finally steer in towards Samos.
920
00:48:21,670 --> 00:48:23,470
SING-SONGY: Off we go!
921
00:48:26,150 --> 00:48:29,470
Hello! Welcome on board.
Thank you very much.
922
00:48:31,910 --> 00:48:33,110
Ooh!
923
00:48:33,110 --> 00:48:35,110
Here it is - my cabin.
924
00:48:35,110 --> 00:48:37,550
It's compact, clean and practical.
925
00:48:37,550 --> 00:48:40,710
It sleeps four and
there's a smart en-suite.
926
00:48:40,710 --> 00:48:43,190
Ey, they've spruced this up,
haven't they, since Cuba?
927
00:48:43,190 --> 00:48:45,390
It's definitely had a bit
of a nip and a tuck.
928
00:48:45,390 --> 00:48:49,270
And let's be honest -
wish I could have said the same!
929
00:48:49,270 --> 00:48:52,430
Now, there are two types
of cruising.
930
00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:55,750
One is luxury everywhere,
drinking champagne
931
00:48:55,750 --> 00:48:58,510
and watching the world go by
from your balcony -
932
00:48:58,510 --> 00:49:00,990
and practically never
getting off the ship -
933
00:49:00,990 --> 00:49:06,030
or there's this type of cruise,
and this is a destination cruise.
934
00:49:06,030 --> 00:49:09,310
This is where you've got
an extremely functional cabin
935
00:49:09,310 --> 00:49:12,230
which is clean and the staff
are great,
936
00:49:12,230 --> 00:49:15,670
but it's all about the destination.
937
00:49:15,670 --> 00:49:18,670
It's time to get
this adventure started!
938
00:49:25,230 --> 00:49:30,190
There is something really magical
about every single sail away
939
00:49:30,190 --> 00:49:35,350
because everybody is out here,
drinking a cocktail.
940
00:49:35,350 --> 00:49:39,310
It's their first day of the cruise,
they're on holiday,
941
00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:44,190
and it's goodbye, Athens,
and it's stin iyia mas!
942
00:49:44,190 --> 00:49:46,030
Cheers!
943
00:49:46,030 --> 00:49:48,990
We're on a holiday! Yes!
944
00:49:50,950 --> 00:49:53,550
Coming up, I dust off
me dancing shoes
945
00:49:53,550 --> 00:49:56,710
for a sparkling night
out in Mykonos...
946
00:49:56,710 --> 00:49:58,950
CHEERING
947
00:49:58,950 --> 00:50:03,390
..and I get to take in that
incredible Santorini sunset.
948
00:50:03,390 --> 00:50:05,710
I'm not here on me own.
949
00:50:05,710 --> 00:50:07,350
Just look at that.
950
00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:20,020
My Greek island-hopping cruise
is well under way.
951
00:50:20,020 --> 00:50:23,500
Day 2, and I'm reacquainted
myself with my old friend,
952
00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:25,900
the Celestyal Crystal.
953
00:50:25,900 --> 00:50:31,180
This is me camera on a stick,
so I don't need you.
954
00:50:31,180 --> 00:50:36,460
I'll just go off with you, so we can
have a little look round and...
955
00:50:36,460 --> 00:50:38,740
WHISPERS: Take the morning off.
956
00:50:38,740 --> 00:50:40,860
So I'm off. Should we go?
957
00:50:43,260 --> 00:50:46,460
There are ten decks housing
nearly 500 cabins,
958
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:50,140
meaning they can squeeze
1,200 passengers onboard.
959
00:50:50,140 --> 00:50:52,940
And with a gym, sauna
and beauty centre,
960
00:50:52,940 --> 00:50:56,700
there's plenty to keep them all
busy between stops.
961
00:50:56,700 --> 00:50:59,620
Hello! How are you doing?
962
00:50:59,620 --> 00:51:02,220
That's the restaurant.
That's a very popular place.
963
00:51:02,220 --> 00:51:04,300
Thank you, as always.
964
00:51:04,300 --> 00:51:07,260
There are, in fact,
three restaurants to choose from.
965
00:51:07,260 --> 00:51:10,260
If you don't fancy going to
the full dressed-up restaurant,
966
00:51:10,260 --> 00:51:14,100
this place, you can eat in any time,
but you are guaranteed...
967
00:51:14,100 --> 00:51:16,540
If you come in for
a little plate of pasta...
968
00:51:17,780 --> 00:51:19,740
..you'll still end up
having three courses!
969
00:51:19,740 --> 00:51:22,220
JANE LAUGHS
970
00:51:22,220 --> 00:51:25,220
People are very friendly on ships.
971
00:51:25,220 --> 00:51:30,020
And I love this theatre
because it's very...
972
00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:34,500
It's very like a cabaret club.
973
00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:36,740
Nice to see you again! Thank you.
974
00:51:36,740 --> 00:51:38,420
Still looking fabulous!
975
00:51:38,420 --> 00:51:41,820
Oh, thank you! Thank you!
JANE LAUGHS
976
00:51:41,820 --> 00:51:44,820
Shore Excursions - very, very busy.
977
00:51:44,820 --> 00:51:47,340
Everybody signing up now.
978
00:51:47,340 --> 00:51:48,860
Little tip again.
979
00:51:48,860 --> 00:51:52,660
You know, if you really, really do
want to visit somewhere,
980
00:51:52,660 --> 00:51:56,340
go online and make sure you do it
before you get here.
981
00:51:56,340 --> 00:52:01,220
And this cruise really is about
exploring the destinations.
982
00:52:01,220 --> 00:52:04,180
Talking of which,
we've reached our first -
983
00:52:04,180 --> 00:52:08,420
the island of Mykonos,
100 miles away from Athens.
984
00:52:11,300 --> 00:52:14,620
You've just caught me flicking
through me tweets, haven't you?
985
00:52:14,620 --> 00:52:17,540
I've put a little message out
on Twitter
986
00:52:17,540 --> 00:52:20,020
to see what to do in Mykonos,
987
00:52:20,020 --> 00:52:22,700
and I got some lovely replies back.
988
00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:27,220
One from Snazzle2323 -
"Mum's just come back from there
989
00:52:27,220 --> 00:52:30,380
"and sat each night where
Shirley Valentine did by the sea."
990
00:52:30,380 --> 00:52:32,580
So that would be nice
to recreate that.
991
00:52:32,580 --> 00:52:37,540
Lesley Green - "Absolutely,
shopping, shopping." Er...
992
00:52:40,260 --> 00:52:42,780
"Mykonos is a bit lively."
993
00:52:42,780 --> 00:52:46,340
According to this, it's fantastic
beaches, great restaurants,
994
00:52:46,340 --> 00:52:49,540
fabulous shopping through the day,
and then...boom!
995
00:52:49,540 --> 00:52:51,540
It's party time!
996
00:52:51,540 --> 00:52:55,820
Mykonos... Lots of people
saying on here Jackie O's
997
00:52:55,820 --> 00:52:59,420
and a place called...SantAnna.
998
00:52:59,420 --> 00:53:00,860
SantAnna.
999
00:53:00,860 --> 00:53:03,260
So I'm going to try and get to
at least one of those
1000
00:53:03,260 --> 00:53:05,140
to have a bit of a night out.
1001
00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:07,380
I'm looking forward to it!
Do you fancy it?
1002
00:53:07,380 --> 00:53:09,300
Come on, you know you want to!
1003
00:53:13,220 --> 00:53:17,460
And you SHOULD fancy it because
this place is simply fabulous.
1004
00:53:17,460 --> 00:53:20,260
It's the Saint-Tropez
of the Greek islands.
1005
00:53:20,260 --> 00:53:22,420
But before we check out
the night-time clubbing,
1006
00:53:22,420 --> 00:53:25,940
time for some daytime shopping.
1007
00:53:25,940 --> 00:53:28,620
Just to let you know that
Mykonos Old Town
1008
00:53:28,620 --> 00:53:30,460
is all pedestrianised.
1009
00:53:30,460 --> 00:53:32,660
So if you get dropped off
by the bus,
1010
00:53:32,660 --> 00:53:35,700
it can't get you right into
the centre,
1011
00:53:35,700 --> 00:53:38,860
so make sure you've got some
really comfortable shoes on
1012
00:53:38,860 --> 00:53:41,340
because you'll be doing
an awful lot of walking -
1013
00:53:41,340 --> 00:53:44,740
not these like I've got.
1014
00:53:46,900 --> 00:53:49,220
No pain, no gain, though.
1015
00:53:49,220 --> 00:53:53,100
And there are loads of little
designer boutiques to explore.
1016
00:53:53,100 --> 00:53:56,380
So I might just have a look
in this shop!
1017
00:53:56,380 --> 00:53:59,180
Just be sure to bring
some smelling salts.
1018
00:53:59,180 --> 00:54:01,340
Look at these sparkles!
1019
00:54:01,340 --> 00:54:02,740
How much is that?
1020
00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:05,020
Well, that's 2,500.
1021
00:54:05,020 --> 00:54:06,940
2,500? Yeah.
1022
00:54:06,940 --> 00:54:09,940
2,000 quid for a sparkly top?
1023
00:54:09,940 --> 00:54:12,420
That's more than you'd pay for
this whole cruise!
1024
00:54:12,420 --> 00:54:13,580
It's class.
1025
00:54:13,580 --> 00:54:15,900
1,909? Yes.
1026
00:54:15,900 --> 00:54:18,300
Those are a bit short-shorts,
aren't they?
1027
00:54:18,300 --> 00:54:20,900
They're 935....
1028
00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:24,900
935 euros?!
1029
00:54:25,940 --> 00:54:27,300
Do you know what I feel like?
1030
00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:30,220
I feel like I'm in that
Pretty Woman film.
1031
00:54:30,220 --> 00:54:33,420
You know, where they're going to
kick me out at any minute!
1032
00:54:33,420 --> 00:54:35,620
And you know what? They should do.
1033
00:54:35,620 --> 00:54:39,420
If they know how much I got in
my purse, I wouldn't have got in!
1034
00:54:39,420 --> 00:54:41,980
Sadly, there's no sign of
Richard Gere popping up
1035
00:54:41,980 --> 00:54:45,300
and spoiling me rotten, so I'm off
to drown my sorrows
1036
00:54:45,300 --> 00:54:48,260
with a cheeky afternoon cocktail.
1037
00:54:48,260 --> 00:54:51,220
This bar is one of
the most exclusive in Mykonos.
1038
00:54:51,220 --> 00:54:53,220
It's called the Kitrino Bar -
1039
00:54:53,220 --> 00:54:55,060
and it means yellow!
1040
00:54:55,060 --> 00:54:57,140
Who knew that? Who knew?
1041
00:54:57,140 --> 00:55:01,340
So just come, come and have a little
cocktail. That's what I'm doing!
1042
00:55:01,340 --> 00:55:04,140
I love my life! Yes!
1043
00:55:04,140 --> 00:55:05,900
Leave me here!
1044
00:55:09,580 --> 00:55:11,780
This is where all the celebrities
hang out.
1045
00:55:11,780 --> 00:55:14,780
And as if by magic, this morning,
it's Gemma Bissix!
1046
00:55:14,780 --> 00:55:16,980
Hello, darling! How are you?
1047
00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:19,620
Fancy seeing you here. Fancy?
What are you doing here?
1048
00:55:19,620 --> 00:55:21,500
We just got married. You're joking!
1049
00:55:21,500 --> 00:55:23,180
Can I see it? Please do.
1050
00:55:23,180 --> 00:55:25,980
Well, if this place is good enough
for Clare Bates off EastEnders,
1051
00:55:25,980 --> 00:55:27,580
then it's good enough for me.
1052
00:55:27,580 --> 00:55:30,100
And this is Kristian...
Hello, Kristian. Hi. ..my husband.
1053
00:55:30,100 --> 00:55:32,300
Ooh, do you like saying like that?
I do like it, yeah!
1054
00:55:32,300 --> 00:55:35,020
It's fabulous, isn't it?
So you just got here? Yeah.
1055
00:55:35,020 --> 00:55:37,100
Couple of hours ago. Why Mykonos?
1056
00:55:37,100 --> 00:55:40,500
Well, we came two years ago
with our first daughter, Juliet,
1057
00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:42,740
and then saw it sort of
from the family perspective.
1058
00:55:42,740 --> 00:55:45,340
And we thought we wanted to come
and get involved in the sort of
1059
00:55:45,340 --> 00:55:48,140
party side of it. So you're here to
party? I think so, this time.
1060
00:55:48,140 --> 00:55:52,020
It's just the most beautiful place.
It's one of our favourite places
in the whole world, isn't it?
1061
00:55:52,020 --> 00:55:54,700
I mean, we absolutely love...
We love Greece in general... Yeah.
1062
00:55:54,700 --> 00:55:58,340
..but Mykonos itself - the island,
the service, the people -
it's just fantastic.
1063
00:55:58,340 --> 00:56:00,580
Congratulations. Thanks, Jane.
Thank you very much.
1064
00:56:00,580 --> 00:56:03,340
All the best, my lovely!
And you, too, sweetheart!
1065
00:56:03,340 --> 00:56:05,780
See you later.
Have a nice time. Bye!
1066
00:56:05,780 --> 00:56:08,460
I'll go blend into some furniture.
1067
00:56:11,940 --> 00:56:14,860
As night falls, this island
truly comes alive.
1068
00:56:14,860 --> 00:56:17,340
And with the luxury of
an overnight stay here,
1069
00:56:17,340 --> 00:56:21,820
you can really get involved
in the legendary party scene.
1070
00:56:21,820 --> 00:56:24,020
I can't believe it -
I'm going clubbing!
1071
00:56:24,020 --> 00:56:27,380
It's like Wakefield Casanovas
all over again!
1072
00:56:29,700 --> 00:56:33,020
This place describes itself
as the ultimate beach club,
1073
00:56:33,020 --> 00:56:35,860
which is no more than you'd expect
when you're paying a shedload
1074
00:56:35,860 --> 00:56:37,060
for the drinks.
1075
00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:39,180
CHEERING
1076
00:56:40,420 --> 00:56:43,540
But the music's pumpin',
everybody's dancing,
1077
00:56:43,540 --> 00:56:46,860
so why not let your hair down
and have a blast?
1078
00:56:49,900 --> 00:56:52,180
Tell you what,
I crammed a lot in today.
1079
00:56:52,180 --> 00:56:56,460
But to be honest, I'm going back in
for a cuppa tea on the ship!
1080
00:57:03,260 --> 00:57:06,300
It's Day 3, and after
the mayhem of Mykonos,
1081
00:57:06,300 --> 00:57:09,900
we've got a three-hour pit stop on
sleepy Milos.
1082
00:57:11,660 --> 00:57:15,140
This, to me, is real Greece.
It's tranquil,
1083
00:57:15,140 --> 00:57:19,380
it's a fishing village
and it's unspoiled.
1084
00:57:19,380 --> 00:57:23,820
So, it's the perfect place to catch
your breath, relax and unwind.
1085
00:57:23,820 --> 00:57:26,260
Do you know what?
Milos, this lovely island,
1086
00:57:26,260 --> 00:57:31,260
is known as the "island of colours"
thanks to its dual-coloured waters -
1087
00:57:31,260 --> 00:57:37,220
so it says here. But, not only that,
the Venus de Milo
1088
00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:39,420
was actually discovered here.
1089
00:57:39,420 --> 00:57:42,140
And if you don't know what
I'm talking about, it's this.
1090
00:57:44,340 --> 00:57:48,740
And of course, she got transported
over to Paris, to the Louvre,
1091
00:57:48,740 --> 00:57:51,420
and I'm wondering if that's
when her arms fell off -
1092
00:57:51,420 --> 00:57:52,980
because, let's be honest,
1093
00:57:52,980 --> 00:57:55,380
there weren't any bubble wrap
in them days, were there?
1094
00:57:57,580 --> 00:58:00,420
Well, the Venus de Milo
may be in Paris now,
1095
00:58:00,420 --> 00:58:02,660
but there's still plenty
to see here.
1096
00:58:02,660 --> 00:58:05,740
The volcanic rocks create
an explosion of colour
1097
00:58:05,740 --> 00:58:09,420
and the harbourside is perfect
for a wander.
1098
00:58:09,420 --> 00:58:13,220
Then we're back on the ship for the
overnight sail into Santorini,
1099
00:58:13,220 --> 00:58:16,140
where I'll have two whole days
to take in the sights.
1100
00:58:16,140 --> 00:58:17,700
SIGHS: Heaven!
1101
00:58:22,420 --> 00:58:27,500
Good morning,
dreamy, dreamy Santorini!
1102
00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:31,500
Now, listen. It weren't so dreamy
many, many years ago because...
1103
00:58:31,500 --> 00:58:32,980
I know it's hard to believe this,
1104
00:58:32,980 --> 00:58:36,260
but we are actually sailing
in a volcano.
1105
00:58:36,260 --> 00:58:38,260
It's a dormant one, thank goodness,
1106
00:58:38,260 --> 00:58:43,540
but all this is all the rim
of the volcano.
1107
00:58:43,540 --> 00:58:48,420
Many, many years ago, the African
plate met the Greek plate
1108
00:58:48,420 --> 00:58:51,980
and it had a bit of a...
Woo! ..boom.
1109
00:58:51,980 --> 00:58:55,980
Out of all that catastrophe
came such beauty.
1110
00:58:55,980 --> 00:58:59,060
GASPS: Let's go and explore!
1111
00:58:59,060 --> 00:59:01,140
Thank you! Thank you.
1112
00:59:01,140 --> 00:59:05,180
To get to shore, you need to hop on
a smaller boat called a tender.
1113
00:59:05,180 --> 00:59:09,580
They run all day, but it's best
not to come too early.
1114
00:59:09,580 --> 00:59:11,260
These are very, very busy,
1115
00:59:11,260 --> 00:59:14,580
especially first thing in the
morning and last thing at night,
1116
00:59:14,580 --> 00:59:15,860
when it's coming back.
1117
00:59:15,860 --> 00:59:20,180
Around lunchtime, which is now,
it's nearly empty.
1118
00:59:20,180 --> 00:59:25,460
So, you can always get a nice little
travel with not too many crowds.
1119
00:59:25,460 --> 00:59:26,620
Oh, yeah!
1120
00:59:26,620 --> 00:59:30,340
And make sure you check the boards
for the last trip back to the ship.
1121
00:59:30,340 --> 00:59:35,180
You really don't want to miss that
unless you're a very good swimmer.
1122
00:59:35,180 --> 00:59:37,780
My first day here is
all about sightseeing,
1123
00:59:37,780 --> 00:59:39,660
and I'm in good company.
1124
00:59:39,660 --> 00:59:42,620
Millions of tourists visit
Santorini every year,
1125
00:59:42,620 --> 00:59:47,740
making it one of the most popular of
all Greek destinations after Athens.
1126
00:59:47,740 --> 00:59:51,300
We're 'ere in 'ere.
It's called 'ere here.
1127
00:59:51,300 --> 00:59:57,060
Santorini is named after a saint
called Irene - Saint Irene...
1128
00:59:57,060 --> 00:59:59,860
Ey, I know an Irene
and she's no saint, I can tell you.
1129
00:59:59,860 --> 01:00:02,580
So come on, Irene!
1130
01:00:06,700 --> 01:00:09,780
It's a busy place and you can't
get anywhere in a hurry,
1131
01:00:09,780 --> 01:00:12,260
so...just go with the flow.
1132
01:00:12,260 --> 01:00:14,500
Actually, going at this pace
is quite nice
1133
01:00:14,500 --> 01:00:17,260
cos you don't miss anything either.
1134
01:00:19,140 --> 01:00:23,500
Now, we're here today in
the most photographed place ever.
1135
01:00:23,500 --> 01:00:26,380
Every photograph, every TV show,
1136
01:00:26,380 --> 01:00:30,740
every single person who comes to
Santorini wants this shot,
1137
01:00:30,740 --> 01:00:32,700
and you'll see why.
1138
01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:35,980
JANE GASPS
Oh, it's... It is absolutely...
1139
01:00:35,980 --> 01:00:40,420
It's absolutely breathtaking.
It's absolutely beautiful.
1140
01:00:40,420 --> 01:00:43,820
All the blue domes,
and I've seen that...
1141
01:00:44,980 --> 01:00:46,980
..so many times.
1142
01:00:46,980 --> 01:00:51,220
This island's often been voted
one of the world's most beautiful,
1143
01:00:51,220 --> 01:00:54,460
so no wonder it attracts visitors
from all over.
1144
01:00:56,220 --> 01:00:58,580
As well as snapping that view,
1145
01:00:58,580 --> 01:01:01,900
they all seem to take a selfie
or two.
1146
01:01:01,900 --> 01:01:03,420
I can hear an English accent here.
1147
01:01:03,420 --> 01:01:05,020
Hello!
1148
01:01:05,020 --> 01:01:06,460
THEY GREET
1149
01:01:06,460 --> 01:01:08,820
Nice to meet you! How are you doing?
Well, thank you.
1150
01:01:08,820 --> 01:01:11,100
Yeah, have you been taking selfies?
1151
01:01:11,100 --> 01:01:14,060
Oh, loads of them! Absolutely loads
of them!
1152
01:01:14,060 --> 01:01:17,460
It's like Selfie Central here,
isn't it, really? It's gorgeous.
1153
01:01:17,460 --> 01:01:20,060
What is it about Santorini that
you thought, "I'm going there"?
1154
01:01:20,060 --> 01:01:22,780
My sister actually booked a holiday
and we sort of gate-crashed.
1155
01:01:22,780 --> 01:01:25,300
THEY LAUGH
I like them type of holidays!
1156
01:01:25,300 --> 01:01:27,540
Yeah. Well, it's nice when
somebody else picks as well -
1157
01:01:27,540 --> 01:01:29,980
cos then it's not your fault
if you don't like it. Yeah...
1158
01:01:29,980 --> 01:01:32,180
I'm not a sight-seeing person,
but this is...
1159
01:01:32,180 --> 01:01:34,140
This is stunning.
It is lovely, isn't it?
1160
01:01:34,140 --> 01:01:37,580
Thank you for talking to me
and enjoy the rest of the holiday!
1161
01:01:37,580 --> 01:01:42,060
THEY LAUGH
See you later!
1162
01:01:42,060 --> 01:01:45,180
Most cruises will be heading off
by this time,
1163
01:01:45,180 --> 01:01:48,900
but with our overnight stay, we can
hang on long enough to capture
1164
01:01:48,900 --> 01:01:53,780
that incredible Santorini sunset
that I was tipped off about.
1165
01:01:53,780 --> 01:01:56,060
This is the thing we've all been
waiting for,
1166
01:01:56,060 --> 01:01:58,260
which is the amazing sunset.
1167
01:01:58,260 --> 01:02:01,660
And although I look like
I'm solitary, sat on this wall...
1168
01:02:02,780 --> 01:02:04,500
..in a very romantic mode...
1169
01:02:05,580 --> 01:02:07,820
..I'm not here on me own.
1170
01:02:07,820 --> 01:02:10,060
Just look at that!
1171
01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:13,900
Do you remember that scene
in The Life of Brian?
1172
01:02:13,900 --> 01:02:17,660
It's always nice to share
these special moments -
1173
01:02:17,660 --> 01:02:21,060
and to capture the perfect
sunset selfie.
1174
01:02:21,060 --> 01:02:23,540
One tip for you is to get down here
nice and early
1175
01:02:23,540 --> 01:02:25,740
to grab the best viewpoints.
1176
01:02:28,860 --> 01:02:31,060
Wow!
1177
01:02:31,060 --> 01:02:33,780
CROWD APPLAUDS
1178
01:02:35,220 --> 01:02:37,780
Innit fabulous?
1179
01:02:37,780 --> 01:02:41,420
Nature never ceases to amaze.
1180
01:02:44,940 --> 01:02:48,780
Coming up,
a starring role in Octopussy...
1181
01:02:48,780 --> 01:02:50,740
It's all Greek to me, this.
1182
01:02:50,740 --> 01:02:55,420
..and an audition for the
not-so-great pottery throw-down.
1183
01:02:55,420 --> 01:02:57,460
It's... It's a waste of clay.
1184
01:03:04,340 --> 01:03:07,540
It's Day 5 of my Greek
island-hopping adventure,
1185
01:03:07,540 --> 01:03:11,060
and we're anchored off
the beautiful island of Santorini.
1186
01:03:11,060 --> 01:03:13,620
Jane! Oh, hello!
That's a Northern accent.
1187
01:03:13,620 --> 01:03:16,940
Where are you from? Yorkshire.
Yorkshire? Whereabouts?
1188
01:03:16,940 --> 01:03:18,300
Wakefield. You're joking!
1189
01:03:18,300 --> 01:03:20,340
Yeah, we're your next door
neighbour, really.
1190
01:03:20,340 --> 01:03:23,340
Next door neighbours?
Oh, you followed me here, have you?
1191
01:03:23,340 --> 01:03:26,420
So, how are you enjoying Greece?
It's absolutely fantastic.
1192
01:03:26,420 --> 01:03:28,740
The people are so friendly.
Yeah, it's lovely, isn't it?
1193
01:03:28,740 --> 01:03:30,940
Yes, it is, yes.
Sorry, what's your name?
1194
01:03:30,940 --> 01:03:33,540
Anne. Anne and...? John.
John, I'm Jane.
1195
01:03:33,540 --> 01:03:35,020
Well, have a lovely day,
both of you.
1196
01:03:35,020 --> 01:03:37,180
Thank you very much.
Nice to meet you. See you later!
1197
01:03:37,180 --> 01:03:38,980
Bye, bye! Bye, love!
1198
01:03:38,980 --> 01:03:40,740
Aw! A lot of people from Wakefield.
1199
01:03:40,740 --> 01:03:43,060
See? You can travel
all over the world
1200
01:03:43,060 --> 01:03:45,340
and you still bump into people
who live next door to you.
1201
01:03:45,340 --> 01:03:46,740
Isn't that nice?
1202
01:03:46,740 --> 01:03:48,860
Enough chat. Let's explore.
1203
01:03:50,700 --> 01:03:53,540
Yesterday, I did
the full tourist bit.
1204
01:03:53,540 --> 01:03:57,540
So today, I'm going to find
the secret side of Santorini.
1205
01:03:57,540 --> 01:03:59,020
Come on!
1206
01:03:59,020 --> 01:04:02,940
There are loads of traditional
villages and vineyards to explore.
1207
01:04:02,940 --> 01:04:07,620
But once you leave the main tourist
areas, life can get a bit...tricky.
1208
01:04:07,620 --> 01:04:10,940
The problem is that nobody
usually speaks English,
1209
01:04:10,940 --> 01:04:13,660
so I've got my little phrase book.
1210
01:04:13,660 --> 01:04:15,700
But "yes" means "nai".
1211
01:04:15,700 --> 01:04:19,420
So...nai. And "no" means "ochi".
1212
01:04:19,420 --> 01:04:22,140
So that's a bit reversed,
so you've just got your brain...
1213
01:04:22,140 --> 01:04:25,820
You've got to get your brain round
that no means ochi
1214
01:04:25,820 --> 01:04:27,860
and yes means nai.
1215
01:04:27,860 --> 01:04:30,420
I'll need "Good morning".
1216
01:04:30,420 --> 01:04:32,340
Kalimera!
1217
01:04:32,340 --> 01:04:34,900
Erm...
1218
01:04:34,900 --> 01:04:39,700
So, yeah, I'm just going to carry on
learning this now. Please, nai...
1219
01:04:41,540 --> 01:04:43,380
I'm as ready as I'll ever be -
1220
01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:47,380
and Katina's Taverna looks like the
ideal place to practise me lingo!
1221
01:04:49,700 --> 01:04:52,300
Kalimera, Katina! Kalimera!
1222
01:04:52,300 --> 01:04:53,980
How are you?
KATINA SPEAKS GREEK
1223
01:04:53,980 --> 01:04:56,820
Er, just one minute.
Er, let me see...
1224
01:04:56,820 --> 01:05:00,060
THEY CONVERSE IN GREEK
1225
01:05:00,060 --> 01:05:02,540
Ochi? No?
1226
01:05:02,540 --> 01:05:05,820
Den mila ellinika.
1227
01:05:05,820 --> 01:05:08,340
That means "I don't speak Greek."
She don't speak English.
1228
01:05:08,340 --> 01:05:09,540
This could be fun!
1229
01:05:09,540 --> 01:05:13,540
OK, so the conversation hasn't
exactly got off to a flyer,
1230
01:05:13,540 --> 01:05:15,340
but at least the fish looks good!
1231
01:05:15,340 --> 01:05:18,860
KATINA SPEAKS GREEK
Er...yeah.
1232
01:05:18,860 --> 01:05:20,900
I've no idea what she's saying -
1233
01:05:20,900 --> 01:05:23,460
but, as the Greeks
are very friendly people,
1234
01:05:23,460 --> 01:05:26,860
I'll assume it's something nice.
1235
01:05:26,860 --> 01:05:30,780
This is how Katina gets her fish,
straight off the boat.
1236
01:05:30,780 --> 01:05:32,580
Look at this!
1237
01:05:33,860 --> 01:05:38,060
They're a hospitable bunch
and like to share everything,
1238
01:05:38,060 --> 01:05:39,660
including workload.
1239
01:05:39,660 --> 01:05:41,340
Ooh, this is heavy!
1240
01:05:41,340 --> 01:05:43,060
OK.
1241
01:05:43,060 --> 01:05:44,540
Ooh!
1242
01:05:44,540 --> 01:05:49,180
Now, in case you're wondering,
yes, that is an octopus.
1243
01:05:49,180 --> 01:05:51,380
It's a traditional Greek delicacy -
1244
01:05:51,380 --> 01:05:54,420
and seeing as this one was on a boat
two minutes ago,
1245
01:05:54,420 --> 01:05:56,540
they don't come any fresher
than this.
1246
01:05:57,700 --> 01:06:00,580
Me? Yeah?
1247
01:06:00,580 --> 01:06:01,660
OK.
1248
01:06:03,260 --> 01:06:05,740
I've never tried it, but apparently
most of the meat
1249
01:06:05,740 --> 01:06:08,220
is in the tentacles, so...here goes.
1250
01:06:08,220 --> 01:06:10,660
THEY LAUGH
1251
01:06:10,660 --> 01:06:13,820
I have no idea.
It's all Greek to me, this. Bravo!
1252
01:06:13,820 --> 01:06:14,820
Bravo!
1253
01:06:16,220 --> 01:06:18,980
All it needs is ten minutes
on the barbie.
1254
01:06:18,980 --> 01:06:23,380
Let's see if I've got the makings
of a Greek domestic goddess.
1255
01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:28,740
I'm looking forward to this.
1256
01:06:28,740 --> 01:06:32,540
And now, eat? Nai. OK.
1257
01:06:32,540 --> 01:06:34,860
My first octopus ever.
1258
01:06:36,020 --> 01:06:37,180
OK.
1259
01:06:41,500 --> 01:06:42,500
Mm!
1260
01:06:44,780 --> 01:06:46,940
Oh, that is delicious!
1261
01:06:48,020 --> 01:06:50,580
Delicious... How do I say delicious?
Nostimo!
1262
01:06:50,580 --> 01:06:53,260
Nostimo? Nostimo! Nostimo.
1263
01:06:53,260 --> 01:06:54,820
Have to remember that one.
1264
01:06:54,820 --> 01:06:56,220
That is really good!
1265
01:06:56,220 --> 01:06:58,660
Katina... JANE SPEAKS GREEK
1266
01:06:58,660 --> 01:07:01,100
KATINA RESPONDS IN GREEK, LAUGHS
1267
01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:03,820
You have made my... Come here, you!
1268
01:07:03,820 --> 01:07:06,500
Hang on. Thank you!
1269
01:07:06,500 --> 01:07:10,740
Thank you. You're adorable.
Efcharisto. Efcharisto.
1270
01:07:10,740 --> 01:07:15,380
Well, what a fabulous end
to my two days in Santorini,
1271
01:07:15,380 --> 01:07:17,780
but now it's time to say
"See you later" -
1272
01:07:17,780 --> 01:07:20,340
or "yassas", according to
me phrase book.
1273
01:07:22,300 --> 01:07:25,220
With another 13 hours' sailing
to get to Crete,
1274
01:07:25,220 --> 01:07:28,180
you could lock yourself away
in your cabin...
1275
01:07:29,260 --> 01:07:31,140
..but then you'd miss
all the entertainment
1276
01:07:31,140 --> 01:07:33,420
that's laid on for you!
1277
01:07:33,420 --> 01:07:37,900
So, I'm going to try and learn
how to Greek dance today.
1278
01:07:37,900 --> 01:07:40,220
It's a day at sea, so there's
always something going on,
1279
01:07:40,220 --> 01:07:42,020
so check your planner.
1280
01:07:42,020 --> 01:07:45,540
So, I'm going to see if I can make
some new friends! Come on!
1281
01:07:47,820 --> 01:07:52,500
Today, we are learning
the national dance of Greece.
1282
01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:55,900
One, two, three, four,
1283
01:07:55,900 --> 01:08:00,100
five, six, seven, eight, nine,
1284
01:08:00,100 --> 01:08:02,580
10, 11, 12.
1285
01:08:02,580 --> 01:08:04,100
CHEERING
1286
01:08:05,380 --> 01:08:09,180
I can't work out me left and me
right. What is the matter with me?
1287
01:08:09,180 --> 01:08:11,220
It was a late night.
1288
01:08:11,220 --> 01:08:13,500
One, two, three, four,
1289
01:08:13,500 --> 01:08:15,900
five, six, seven, eight, nine...
JANE LAUGHS
1290
01:08:15,900 --> 01:08:17,580
..10, 11, 12.
1291
01:08:17,580 --> 01:08:19,540
One, two, three, four,
1292
01:08:19,540 --> 01:08:21,820
five, six, seven, eight, nine,
1293
01:08:21,820 --> 01:08:23,820
10, 11, 12...
1294
01:08:23,820 --> 01:08:28,860
This is a great way to lose your
inhibitions and make a few pals.
1295
01:08:28,860 --> 01:08:30,580
..11, 12...
1296
01:08:30,580 --> 01:08:32,060
I'm dancing!
1297
01:08:35,900 --> 01:08:37,180
Yay!
1298
01:08:38,540 --> 01:08:41,980
I made two good friends there.
We can't even speak to each other.
1299
01:08:41,980 --> 01:08:44,020
But it doesn't matter
cos we were dancing -
1300
01:08:44,020 --> 01:08:49,140
and that's what it's all about,
joining in and having a good time!
1301
01:08:49,140 --> 01:08:51,140
Oh, time for a drink.
1302
01:08:51,140 --> 01:08:54,420
And there are four bars on board
to choose from.
1303
01:08:54,420 --> 01:08:57,300
Most drinks are included
on this cruise, which is handy
1304
01:08:57,300 --> 01:09:00,020
if you like a tipple as much as me
and me old mate, Sue.
1305
01:09:00,020 --> 01:09:04,380
She does my hair and make-up, by
the way, in case you're wondering.
1306
01:09:04,380 --> 01:09:07,980
Every ship has a way of paying
for drinks.
1307
01:09:07,980 --> 01:09:09,660
Some are all-inclusive,
1308
01:09:09,660 --> 01:09:11,820
some, you pay for everything
at the end,
1309
01:09:11,820 --> 01:09:13,700
which can be a bit of a shock
1310
01:09:13,700 --> 01:09:18,060
if you don't sort out a drinks
package before you get on.
1311
01:09:18,060 --> 01:09:21,660
Cruise lines usually offer a variety
of these packages which get
1312
01:09:21,660 --> 01:09:25,660
loaded onto your room card, covering
all your drinks for a fixed price.
1313
01:09:27,140 --> 01:09:28,460
So, be honest...
1314
01:09:28,460 --> 01:09:32,820
You know, if we go to dinner,
we usually have a bottle of wine.
1315
01:09:32,820 --> 01:09:36,020
It's her fault, not mine.
Jane, I don't think so.
1316
01:09:36,020 --> 01:09:37,860
I think you're right.
1317
01:09:37,860 --> 01:09:40,740
But we like a drink.
You're on your holidays,
1318
01:09:40,740 --> 01:09:42,540
you're there to enjoy it,
1319
01:09:42,540 --> 01:09:45,740
so make sure your budget
is sorted out with this
1320
01:09:45,740 --> 01:09:48,860
before you get on board.
1321
01:09:48,860 --> 01:09:52,620
Shall we? Do you want a brandy
in that? I've already got one!
1322
01:09:52,620 --> 01:09:54,900
SUE LAUGHS
See what I mean?
1323
01:09:54,900 --> 01:09:58,660
After a nightcap - or two -
I reckon it's time for me bed.
1324
01:10:04,980 --> 01:10:08,220
Tomorrow, I'm going to visit
the largest island in Greece,
1325
01:10:08,220 --> 01:10:10,580
which is Crete.
1326
01:10:10,580 --> 01:10:17,060
It says here that Zeus, which was
the head god, was born in Crete.
1327
01:10:17,060 --> 01:10:19,940
Not only that,
so was Nana Mouskouri,
1328
01:10:19,940 --> 01:10:24,220
and one of them
was in the Eurovision Song Contest.
1329
01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:26,500
I'll let you guess which one.
1330
01:10:30,020 --> 01:10:32,260
Well, hello, Heraklion!
1331
01:10:32,260 --> 01:10:34,260
That's the capital of Crete,
you know.
1332
01:10:34,260 --> 01:10:37,380
I've signed up for a tour round
an ancient Greek palace -
1333
01:10:37,380 --> 01:10:39,420
that's included in the cruise.
1334
01:10:39,420 --> 01:10:42,380
Looks like everyone else has had
the same idea.
1335
01:10:42,380 --> 01:10:44,740
So, I've passed about 12 buses,
1336
01:10:44,740 --> 01:10:46,940
and everything is in
different languages,
1337
01:10:46,940 --> 01:10:49,700
which is really good cos you don't
want to get on the Spanish-speaking
1338
01:10:49,700 --> 01:10:52,540
or the French-speaking
if you're English.
1339
01:10:52,540 --> 01:10:55,020
So I'm just about to get
on the English-speaking one.
1340
01:10:55,020 --> 01:10:58,380
It says "English Individuals",
and that's me.
1341
01:10:58,380 --> 01:11:01,540
I'm off to Knossos palace -
and I know it's Knossos.
1342
01:11:01,540 --> 01:11:04,740
I k-new all along that it had a K.
1343
01:11:04,740 --> 01:11:07,180
See you there! Bye!
1344
01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:13,740
Well, it's certainly a place
to k-nock your socks off.
1345
01:11:13,740 --> 01:11:18,260
According to our bus guide, it was
built by an ancient civilisation
1346
01:11:18,260 --> 01:11:21,180
called the Minoans to honour
their king, Minos.
1347
01:11:22,700 --> 01:11:25,260
That was back in the Bronze Age.
1348
01:11:25,260 --> 01:11:29,940
But it's had a few run-ins with
earthquakes and invasions since.
1349
01:11:29,940 --> 01:11:31,460
Gosh, look at that!
1350
01:11:31,460 --> 01:11:33,940
4,500 years old.
1351
01:11:39,540 --> 01:11:41,780
I mean, it's amazing!
1352
01:11:41,780 --> 01:11:46,220
But the Greeks are very, very proud
of their history, of their heritage
1353
01:11:46,220 --> 01:11:47,700
and their legends.
1354
01:11:47,700 --> 01:11:50,140
And they keep that very much alive.
1355
01:11:50,140 --> 01:11:51,380
I love this.
1356
01:11:52,580 --> 01:11:53,860
Wow!
1357
01:11:53,860 --> 01:11:56,540
The great thing about trips
like this is that you get
1358
01:11:56,540 --> 01:12:00,780
a very knowledgeable tour guide
who's full of facts, such as...
1359
01:12:00,780 --> 01:12:04,220
This is the very first
drainage system.
1360
01:12:04,220 --> 01:12:08,220
The first freshwater was plumbed
4,000 years ago.
1361
01:12:08,220 --> 01:12:12,700
Not only that, the Minoan queen
was the first-ever person
1362
01:12:12,700 --> 01:12:16,500
in civilisation to have
a flush toilet.
1363
01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:19,180
The throne was invented here.
1364
01:12:20,620 --> 01:12:23,140
It's hard to believe I'm talking
to you like this, isn't it?
1365
01:12:23,140 --> 01:12:24,380
But I've been listening!
1366
01:12:25,780 --> 01:12:28,900
The palace ruins were excavated
and lovingly restored
1367
01:12:28,900 --> 01:12:34,060
about 100 years ago by British
archaeologist Sir Arthur Evans.
1368
01:12:34,060 --> 01:12:36,500
Thanks to this guy,
all these people -
1369
01:12:36,500 --> 01:12:41,820
including me and you watching - can
see this amazing history of Crete.
1370
01:12:45,420 --> 01:12:49,620
One thing you can't miss is
the number of clay urns and vases.
1371
01:12:49,620 --> 01:12:50,660
They're everywhere!
1372
01:12:53,100 --> 01:12:56,060
These jugs are just amazing.
1373
01:12:56,060 --> 01:12:59,620
And the reason why they're
still preserved today
1374
01:12:59,620 --> 01:13:03,700
is because of a certain element
in the clay used here.
1375
01:13:03,700 --> 01:13:05,900
I mean, these are fashionable today,
aren't there?
1376
01:13:05,900 --> 01:13:07,500
You could have these in the garden.
1377
01:13:07,500 --> 01:13:10,540
I've got a couple in my garden
that are reconstructions
1378
01:13:10,540 --> 01:13:12,340
and I really like them.
1379
01:13:15,180 --> 01:13:18,900
The more I've learned about Greece
and the Greek islands,
1380
01:13:18,900 --> 01:13:20,860
the more I've actually
fallen in love with it
1381
01:13:20,860 --> 01:13:24,580
and understood all about it.
1382
01:13:24,580 --> 01:13:26,620
What's great is that
there are people working
1383
01:13:26,620 --> 01:13:29,940
to keep the island's history
and traditions alive.
1384
01:13:29,940 --> 01:13:32,860
This pottery shop in
Margarites Village still uses
1385
01:13:32,860 --> 01:13:37,700
the same ancient techniques
and that special local clay.
1386
01:13:37,700 --> 01:13:40,380
Hello! Welcome! Yorgos? Yes.
1387
01:13:40,380 --> 01:13:42,900
So, you...you actually
do traditional?
1388
01:13:42,900 --> 01:13:48,660
We try to do using local clay
and making pots like before.
1389
01:13:48,660 --> 01:13:52,300
I mean, pots for use without glaze.
Without glaze?
1390
01:13:52,300 --> 01:13:55,820
Without glaze. Just one firing -
like the ancient pottery, you see?
1391
01:13:55,820 --> 01:13:58,740
Ah! So all of these pots
made with the same clay.
1392
01:13:58,740 --> 01:14:00,980
You see that is waterproof? Yeah.
1393
01:14:00,980 --> 01:14:02,700
Water... Oh, wow!
..doesn't come out.
1394
01:14:02,700 --> 01:14:04,900
They were clever people,
these ancient Greeks!
1395
01:14:04,900 --> 01:14:07,380
This is clever as well. Yeah?
The Cup of Justice.
1396
01:14:07,380 --> 01:14:10,420
They used it in ancient times
for wine, to measure the wine.
1397
01:14:10,420 --> 01:14:12,660
You see, it's not a normal cup.
It has a hole on the bottom
1398
01:14:12,660 --> 01:14:15,220
and something inside.
But why Cup of Justice?
1399
01:14:15,220 --> 01:14:17,660
If someone a bit greedy wants
to fill his cup
1400
01:14:17,660 --> 01:14:20,100
and drinks more from the others,
look what happens.
1401
01:14:20,100 --> 01:14:22,620
Then, he lose it all.
1402
01:14:22,620 --> 01:14:26,100
They say, "The more you want..."
"..the less you get."
1403
01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:28,260
We should have these
in the United Kingdom
1404
01:14:28,260 --> 01:14:29,860
for people who drink too much.
1405
01:14:29,860 --> 01:14:33,100
In fact, I might actually
buy one of those for me.
1406
01:14:33,100 --> 01:14:36,140
Let me show you... I will, yeah.
..how it looks like before...
1407
01:14:36,140 --> 01:14:38,620
OK. ..how is the raw material.
Let me show you. OK.
1408
01:14:38,620 --> 01:14:42,300
I don't touch anything, Yorgos...
It's OK. ..cos I'll just break it!
1409
01:14:42,300 --> 01:14:45,580
Please, come closer to show you.
Right.
1410
01:14:48,980 --> 01:14:52,860
Have to... Wet it?
..put a little bit of water. OK.
1411
01:14:52,860 --> 01:14:53,860
OK.
1412
01:14:58,260 --> 01:15:01,300
My father was a potter. Yeah?
You used to watch him?
1413
01:15:01,300 --> 01:15:04,220
And I studied for three years
in Athens.
1414
01:15:06,140 --> 01:15:08,620
Wow! Look at that!
1415
01:15:08,620 --> 01:15:12,460
It's... I was going to say putty in
his hands. It's exactly that.
1416
01:15:12,460 --> 01:15:16,860
He just caresses, teases and...
1417
01:15:16,860 --> 01:15:21,500
It just opens up.
And it's wonderful to watch.
1418
01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:25,860
I can actually see now where
the scene came from in Ghost
1419
01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:27,460
because it is quite...
1420
01:15:31,140 --> 01:15:34,980
And now it must dry until tomorrow.
1421
01:15:34,980 --> 01:15:38,660
Look at it! It's amazing.
You did that, like, in no time.
1422
01:15:38,660 --> 01:15:41,700
Have you ever tried? No. No.
Should I? What do you think?
1423
01:15:41,700 --> 01:15:43,340
Shall I have a go?
1424
01:15:43,340 --> 01:15:46,020
Well, everyone should have their own
Patrick Swayze moment
1425
01:15:46,020 --> 01:15:47,540
at some time in the life.
1426
01:15:47,540 --> 01:15:52,140
Ooh! Right. So, I sit down here...
Sit as close as possible...
1427
01:15:52,140 --> 01:15:56,940
OK. ..and now, you have to put your
hands on the desk with water.
1428
01:15:56,940 --> 01:15:59,220
From the centre, you press down.
1429
01:15:59,220 --> 01:16:01,780
OK. So...
JANE GIGGLES
1430
01:16:01,780 --> 01:16:05,140
So, keep your hands together
to be more stable. OK.
1431
01:16:05,140 --> 01:16:07,140
So...press.
1432
01:16:07,140 --> 01:16:10,820
I've got very long nails.
Slowly, slowly.
1433
01:16:10,820 --> 01:16:12,820
Try not to use your nails.
1434
01:16:12,820 --> 01:16:15,860
I'm trying not to use my nails,
but they're just there.
1435
01:16:15,860 --> 01:16:20,180
So, as you've guessed by now,
my father wasn't a potter.
1436
01:16:20,180 --> 01:16:22,340
And I've studied this
for about three minutes
1437
01:16:22,340 --> 01:16:24,260
rather than three years.
1438
01:16:24,260 --> 01:16:27,660
JANE LAUGHS
Slowly, slowly!
1439
01:16:27,660 --> 01:16:31,260
Oh, no, no, no! No, no, no!
What do I do?
1440
01:16:31,260 --> 01:16:33,260
I want to save me pot!
1441
01:16:33,260 --> 01:16:36,380
It's dancing?
I've got a dancing pot?
1442
01:16:36,380 --> 01:16:40,860
Flower dancing pot. It's not the
best thing I've ever done, is it?
1443
01:16:40,860 --> 01:16:43,580
It's... It's a waste of clay.
1444
01:16:43,580 --> 01:16:47,340
Cos that is just not good, is it?
1445
01:16:47,340 --> 01:16:48,940
You see, that's what
I would have done.
1446
01:16:48,940 --> 01:16:51,100
THEY LAUGH
1447
01:16:51,100 --> 01:16:53,060
I've got really long nails,
1448
01:16:53,060 --> 01:16:56,780
and that's why I can't be
a very good potter. Yeah.
1449
01:17:00,180 --> 01:17:04,340
I've had a brilliant time. I wonder
if there's a manicurist around here!
1450
01:17:05,820 --> 01:17:07,980
Coming up, I get soaked in Samos...
1451
01:17:07,980 --> 01:17:09,540
SHE LAUGHS
1452
01:17:09,540 --> 01:17:12,260
I didn't realise I was going to
get so wet!
1453
01:17:12,260 --> 01:17:14,980
..before doing my best
Bond Girl impression.
1454
01:17:14,980 --> 01:17:17,220
They wanted Ursula Andress!
1455
01:17:17,220 --> 01:17:18,780
It's more like Hylda Baker.
1456
01:17:24,910 --> 01:17:28,150
I'm nearing the end of
my Aegean adventure.
1457
01:17:31,430 --> 01:17:33,790
And on Day 7, you get a choice -
1458
01:17:33,790 --> 01:17:36,430
either sail on to Kusadasi
in Turkey -
1459
01:17:36,430 --> 01:17:38,630
which is famous for its shopping -
1460
01:17:38,630 --> 01:17:41,510
or do what I've decided to do and
spend the day on the Greek island
1461
01:17:41,510 --> 01:17:43,470
of Samos.
1462
01:17:43,470 --> 01:17:47,990
I've signed up for a guided
four-by-four tour with Yorgos -
1463
01:17:47,990 --> 01:17:49,830
popular name over here, that!
1464
01:17:51,630 --> 01:17:53,950
Welcome to Samos!
Welcome to my home. Oh!
1465
01:17:53,950 --> 01:17:56,150
You are lucky! In front of us,
1466
01:17:56,150 --> 01:18:01,510
we have a couple of nice places
for swim.
1467
01:18:01,510 --> 01:18:05,750
How green is this place? Very green,
because we have two big mountains
1468
01:18:05,750 --> 01:18:07,950
in Samos, Kerkis and Ampelos.
1469
01:18:07,950 --> 01:18:11,630
And during the winter,
we have a lot of rains. Ah!
1470
01:18:11,630 --> 01:18:13,430
The smell -
1471
01:18:13,430 --> 01:18:16,110
because you can smell the trees and
the pines and everything.
1472
01:18:16,110 --> 01:18:17,950
It's just gorgeous!
1473
01:18:17,950 --> 01:18:20,510
That is my personal paradise.
1474
01:18:20,510 --> 01:18:23,230
Aw! George, you're talking
my language!
1475
01:18:23,230 --> 01:18:24,670
Can you show me a bit more?
1476
01:18:24,670 --> 01:18:29,030
Let's see... Thank you.
..the next part of Samos! OK!
1477
01:18:29,030 --> 01:18:33,550
I think Samos might be my new
personal paradise as well now.
1478
01:18:33,550 --> 01:18:35,870
Oh, it's gorgeous!
1479
01:18:38,230 --> 01:18:41,510
How do you say beautiful, gorgeous?
1480
01:18:41,510 --> 01:18:44,910
Orea. Orea? Ah!
1481
01:18:44,910 --> 01:18:48,830
Poli orea! Poli? Poli orea?
1482
01:18:48,830 --> 01:18:50,630
Poli orea!
1483
01:18:51,710 --> 01:18:53,710
Ah!
1484
01:18:53,710 --> 01:18:56,430
Help? What's the one?
JANE LAUGHS
1485
01:18:56,430 --> 01:18:58,990
YORGOS SPEAKS GREEK
1486
01:19:00,830 --> 01:19:04,030
Kalimera! Kalimera!
1487
01:19:04,030 --> 01:19:05,430
Aw, that's nice.
1488
01:19:05,430 --> 01:19:09,190
Good job this isn't Wakefield.
You can imagine the road rage!
1489
01:19:10,350 --> 01:19:12,310
Everybody is very friendly here.
1490
01:19:12,310 --> 01:19:15,430
In every island in Greece,
the people here are very kind.
1491
01:19:15,430 --> 01:19:18,710
Very kindly, very kind.
You married yet?
1492
01:19:18,710 --> 01:19:21,670
Not yet... Not yet? Uh-huh?
1493
01:19:21,670 --> 01:19:24,750
I'm very close to that. Ah!
1494
01:19:24,750 --> 01:19:26,910
I need only one thing. What's that?
1495
01:19:26,910 --> 01:19:28,750
A wife. A wife!
1496
01:19:28,750 --> 01:19:30,910
Yeah, it does help. It does help.
1497
01:19:30,910 --> 01:19:32,710
JANE LAUGHS
1498
01:19:34,150 --> 01:19:39,270
Aw! Yorgos was lovely,
and the views are just fabulous.
1499
01:19:41,470 --> 01:19:44,190
The beach he's dropped me off
ain't bad either.
1500
01:19:44,190 --> 01:19:48,110
But like a lot of them on Samos,
this one is shingly.
1501
01:19:48,110 --> 01:19:51,710
It's not the easiest walk I've ever
done. It's full of pebbles!
1502
01:19:54,150 --> 01:19:56,630
They wanted Ursula Andress!
1503
01:19:56,630 --> 01:19:58,550
It's more like Hylda Baker.
1504
01:19:58,550 --> 01:20:01,550
Ooh! Ow, ow, ow!
1505
01:20:12,670 --> 01:20:15,270
Ah, this is the life, isn't it?
1506
01:20:15,270 --> 01:20:18,950
Me first bit of beach in
the Greek islands,
1507
01:20:18,950 --> 01:20:20,830
and I'm here at last.
1508
01:20:20,830 --> 01:20:25,110
Strawberry daiquiri,
sunshine, sea.
1509
01:20:26,630 --> 01:20:29,750
This is paradise, it's fantastic.
1510
01:20:29,750 --> 01:20:31,430
They do a lot of watersports here.
1511
01:20:33,070 --> 01:20:35,230
Water, usually not for me.
1512
01:20:35,230 --> 01:20:37,390
Sports, usually not for me.
1513
01:20:37,390 --> 01:20:39,870
Watersports, definitely not for me.
1514
01:20:39,870 --> 01:20:43,150
But, as they say, when in Greece,
1515
01:20:43,150 --> 01:20:44,430
have a go.
1516
01:20:44,430 --> 01:20:46,030
Shall we have a go?
1517
01:20:46,030 --> 01:20:48,270
Come on, you know
you want to see me go on a jetski.
1518
01:20:50,470 --> 01:20:52,230
Oh, gosh, what am I doing?
1519
01:20:54,350 --> 01:20:57,510
Well, I mastered the Segway,
so should be able to straddle this.
1520
01:20:59,910 --> 01:21:03,390
After a quick safety briefing
from instructor Emmanuel, I'm off.
1521
01:21:09,550 --> 01:21:10,950
Like a duck to water.
1522
01:21:13,670 --> 01:21:16,390
This is what destination cruising
is all about,
1523
01:21:16,390 --> 01:21:18,030
trying out new experiences.
1524
01:21:22,950 --> 01:21:25,510
Just remember to mind out
for any big waves.
1525
01:21:27,670 --> 01:21:29,390
Oh, my goodness me!
1526
01:21:38,910 --> 01:21:40,790
Come in, number seven,
your time's up!
1527
01:21:47,550 --> 01:21:49,670
I didn't realise
I was going to get so wet!
1528
01:21:51,150 --> 01:21:55,550
But that was...quite exhilarating.
1529
01:21:55,550 --> 01:21:57,070
There you go, Jane. What a man!
1530
01:21:57,070 --> 01:21:59,030
It'll be easier for you to
walk back out.
1531
01:21:59,030 --> 01:22:01,350
Thank you so much. You're welcome.
1532
01:22:01,350 --> 01:22:04,350
Lovely to meet you.
And you too, love. Thank you.
1533
01:22:04,350 --> 01:22:05,350
Nice fella.
1534
01:22:06,710 --> 01:22:09,790
A man who brings your shoes,
you can't fault that.
1535
01:22:12,030 --> 01:22:16,310
Well, my magical week island hopping
around Greece has come to an end.
1536
01:22:16,310 --> 01:22:19,270
It's definitely one of the busiest
cruises I've been on
1537
01:22:19,270 --> 01:22:20,710
and I've loved every minute.
1538
01:22:22,190 --> 01:22:26,470
I cannot tell you how wonderful
this holiday has been.
1539
01:22:28,070 --> 01:22:31,110
I've not spent much
time on the cruise, to be honest,
1540
01:22:31,110 --> 01:22:35,630
I've explored every single bit
I could of the Greek islands,
1541
01:22:35,630 --> 01:22:38,030
which is exactly what
I wanted to do.
1542
01:22:38,030 --> 01:22:40,790
I've only gone back on the ship
to sleep and eat.
1543
01:22:40,790 --> 01:22:46,430
But now, finally, I'm going
to get my Shirley Valentine moment.
1544
01:22:46,430 --> 01:22:48,590
I'm going to have a
glass of wine on the beach,
1545
01:22:48,590 --> 01:22:50,150
just like Shirley Valentine did.
1546
01:22:50,150 --> 01:22:53,350
And, Ed, I know you're expecting me
home tomorrow, but you know what,
1547
01:22:53,350 --> 01:22:54,870
it's very tempting to stay here.
1548
01:22:56,110 --> 01:22:57,790
But don't worry, I'm coming home.
1549
01:22:58,910 --> 01:22:59,910
Cheers!
1550
01:23:01,950 --> 01:23:04,710
MUSIC: Mamma Mia
by ABBA
1551
01:23:08,830 --> 01:23:12,790
# I've been cheated by you
since I don't know when
1552
01:23:15,990 --> 01:23:19,710
# So I made up my mind,
it must come to an end
1553
01:23:23,070 --> 01:23:26,590
# Look at me now, will I ever learn?
1554
01:23:26,590 --> 01:23:32,270
# I don't know how,
but I suddenly lose control
1555
01:23:32,270 --> 01:23:34,990
# There's a fire within my soul
1556
01:23:36,550 --> 01:23:39,910
# Just one look
and I can hear a bell ring
1557
01:23:39,910 --> 01:23:44,630
# One more look and
I forget everything, whoa
1558
01:23:44,630 --> 01:23:48,310
# Mamma mia, here I go again
1559
01:23:48,310 --> 01:23:51,990
# My, my, how can I resist you?
1560
01:23:51,990 --> 01:23:55,550
# Mamma mia, does it show again?
1561
01:23:55,550 --> 01:23:59,310
# My, my, just how
much I've missed you
1562
01:23:59,310 --> 01:24:02,510
# Yes, I've been brokenhearted
1563
01:24:02,510 --> 01:24:06,150
# Blue since the day we parted
1564
01:24:06,150 --> 01:24:09,950
# Why, why did I ever let you go?
1565
01:24:09,950 --> 01:24:12,990
# Mamma mia, here I go again
1566
01:24:12,990 --> 01:24:16,670
# My, my, I could not resist you
1567
01:24:16,670 --> 01:24:20,390
# Mamma mia, does it show again?
1568
01:24:20,390 --> 01:24:23,950
# My, my, just how much
I've missed you
1569
01:24:23,950 --> 01:24:27,390
# Yes, I've been brokenhearted
1570
01:24:27,390 --> 01:24:31,070
# Blue since the day we parted
1571
01:24:31,070 --> 01:24:34,430
# Why, why did I ever let you go?
1572
01:24:34,430 --> 01:24:38,270
# Momma Mia, now I really know
1573
01:24:38,270 --> 01:24:41,030
# My, my, I could never
let you go. #
1574
01:24:42,870 --> 01:24:45,590
The wonderful thing about Greece
is, everywhere you look,
1575
01:24:45,590 --> 01:24:47,070
there's an old relic.
1576
01:24:48,230 --> 01:24:49,630
Oh, hiya, Sue.
1577
01:25:14,470 --> 01:25:17,510
Subtitles by Red Bee Media
125271
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.