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♪ I'm going to Kansas City ♪
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♪ Kansas City, here I come ♪
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♪ They got some
pretty Little women... ♪
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♪ And I'm going to get me one ♪
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Wow!
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♪ Kansas City come tomorrow ♪
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♪ Twelfth Street and Vine ♪♪
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Hey, Pop. What's that I smell?
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Oh, it's a whole weekend
of good eating here.
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It's a French dish
that I learned to cook
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from the Galloping Gourmet.
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You wanna know what it's called?
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No.
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Uh, Beef Borjaninanini.
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Look here, smell it.
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Oooh! That is strong.
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Oh, that's the onion you smell.
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See, it's got 18 onions in it.
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Well, how come it's
got so many onions in it?
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Well, see, that's the way
the French like to cook.
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You know the funny way
they talk through their nose?
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Oui, monsieur.
Bonjour, monsieur.
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Well, see, them onions in there
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help open up their sinuses.
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Yeah, well, just keep
the lid on it, man,
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because you're smelling
up the whole house.
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It's not my cooking that's
smelling up the house.
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That's you smelling
up the house.
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What's that you got
on? That foo-foo juice?
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It's a new men's cologne.
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Still smell like foo-foo juice.
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Hey, man, it's
the latest thing out
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and it's called Slinky,
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because it slinks
across the room
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and sneaks up on the womens, ah.
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Yeah, it might slink,
but it still stinks.
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They should have
called it Stinky Slinky.
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Say, why you
wearing that, anyway?
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Hey, man, all the uptown
dudes are wearing it.
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Rollo gave it to me.
He ought to know.
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Oh, what you talking about,
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Rollo gave it to you?
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Rollo ain't no uptown
dude. He's a downtown dud.
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Anyway, why you
always hang out with him?
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You just trying to
start an argument, Pop,
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because you don't dig Rollo.
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Well, Rollo is my partner
and he knows where it's at.
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Well, I don't care if
he knows where it's at,
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long as he's where
it's at... ain't here.
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You don't have to
worry about that.
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I'll get it.
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Yeah, slink on out there,
stinky, and get the door.
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Hey, Rollo!
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I see you got yourself
a few new threads.
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No, baby, this is
the whole spool.
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Hey, man, what's the occasion?
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Hey, well, I won so much
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playing poker the other night
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that it burned holes
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in the pockets of my old ones
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so I had to buy some new ones.
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I bet it cost a lot of bread.
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Yeah, I was handing
it out by the loaf.
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Hey, but lookee here:
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The celebration has just begun.
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What are you doing tonight?
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Nothing. Wrong.
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You talked me into it.
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Hey, we're gonna have a ball.
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I got it all laid out.
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Hey, baby, I'm all ears.
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You better be,
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because I got two wild
ones in, just from Detroit.
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Ooh, Sin City!
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Yes, indeed. These two
gave it that reputation.
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Definitely did.
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They are two sisters
who are thirsty, sexy,
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and ready to enjoy.
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You... You better
get on outta here.
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Just tell me the
where and the when.
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I already know how.
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Hey! The ball is on!
I'm with you, brother!
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Then "when" is
tonight! I'm still with you!
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The "where" is here!
You just lost me.
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I knew it was too
good to be true.
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What's wrong?
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How come we can't
have it at your place?
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Aw, man, we can't
have nothing like that at...
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You know, at my place.
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It's too small.
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Yeah, but it's not gonna
work having it here, Rollo.
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Hey, man, sure it will.
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You got the kitchen for
the booze and the snacks,
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you got the big living
room for the party,
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and you got all other
kind of room for privacy.
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Privacy?!
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You can't have no privacy
with my old man around.
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If you locked yourself in the
closet and turned out the light,
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you couldn't have no privacy.
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He'd be spying on you
through the keyhole.
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I got it all planned out.
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What is this?
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This is for a cruise,
you understand?
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Up and down the coast.
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A cruise? Yeah.
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It takes all night and
ends up in Catalina
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for some early
Sunday morning fishing.
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We can put your
old man on the boat
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and forget about
him until tomorrow.
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Hey, Rollo, that
just might work, man,
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because he digs going fishing.
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Hey, man, I know it'll work.
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Well, go ahead, then.
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Damn shoot, man.
It's gonna work.
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Hey, look here. What's
going on in here?
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Uh, it's Rollo, Pop.
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Yeah, no kidding?
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I thought it was a bedspread.
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Oh, man... Hey, man,
you better be nice.
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Rollo's got some
good news for you.
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You moving to Australia?
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No, man. No.
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Oh, that's the only good
news Rollo could have for me.
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Well, go ahead, Rollo,
tell him. Hey, look here.
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Pop, Rollo has got
some tickets for you
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for a midnight cruise
up the coast to Catalina.
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I got two, in case you
want to take a friend.
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What's all this talk about
a cruise up to Catalina?
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Well, it's all right
here in the brochure.
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Just listen to this.
Yeah, listen to this.
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"Cruise the colorful coast
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and fill your night with
hours of concentrated fun."
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You hear that, Pop?
Hours of concentrated fun!
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Yeah! "Play shuffleboard
under the stars."
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Hey! Shuffleboard
under the stars!
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Right on. Yeah.
"See the flying fish!"
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See the flying fish! Uh-huh.
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"Watch the Big Dipper."
Watch the Big Dipper!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Hey, that brochure must
have came with an echo.
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Hey, Pop, look here,
man. You gonna love this!
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Yeah, Pop, you
end up at Catalina
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for some early Sunday
morning fishing for yellowtail.
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Let me ask you a question.
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While I'm out on there on
the boat chasing yellowtail,
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what you all gonna be chasing?
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Well, see, Pop. Rollo and I
are gonna level with you, now.
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We are celebrating
a little good fortune
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that he just recently came into,
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and see, we got these
two chicks lined up,
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and we wanted to
use the house here
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for a party tonight, you know?
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That's all it is?
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Hey, that's all.
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Well, listen, why
didn't you say so?
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You mean you don't mind?
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No, I don't mind.
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You hear that,
Rollo? Pop don't mind.
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Hey, this calls for a toast.
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Hey, right on, Pops,
because you are the tops.
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Yeah, I'll drink to that.
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I'd drink to anything.
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Hey! All systems are go.
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You know, I like
a party so much,
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here, take these tickets.
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I'm gonna stay
home and help out.
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All systems just stopped.
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No, man, that ain't what
we had in mind, Pop.
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We only got two chicks lined up.
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Yeah, and we really didn't
plan on you being at the party.
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Well, it's my house. I
should be at the party.
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And I got a pot of
stew and some Ripple.
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Ripple? Uh-huh.
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Are you kidding?
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I got a fancy wine...
called Boo-jolais.
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All right, then. Boojo-who?
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Boo-jolais.
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Well, we'll just
pour it in the Ripple
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and call it Boo-jolipple.
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And we don't want no onion stew.
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No.
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We got to eat something.
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Come on in the
kitchen and smell it.
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Hey, man, we don't
wanna smell no stew.
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Hey, Pop, look here.
We got something to eat.
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We got snacks, we got
potato chips and peanuts
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and clam dip and all
that kind of good stuff.
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Well, it might give
you an appetite
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for some of this stew.
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Uh, smell it.
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What is that, man?
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Hey, Pop, what
Rollo is trying to say
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is that the food is
not that important.
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It's not?
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No, you see, this is
the 20th century, man.
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Food is out and love is in.
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Well, I thought you
needed the food part
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to have strength to
take care of the love part.
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All right, let me
put it another way.
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You see, Pop, what
you like and what we like
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is two different things.
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You wouldn't
fit in at this party
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because you don't
have nothing in common
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with the chicks
that we got lined up.
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Well, I eat and
drink and I dance.
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What do these chicks do?
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If... Well, they do
stuff like that too.
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It's just that you from
another generation, man,
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and the food that you eat
and the drinks that you drink
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and the dances you dance
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are different from what they do.
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I mean, uh, you'd be
out of place at this party.
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No, I wouldn't.
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Yeah, these two are live
wire with no insulation.
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They are red hot and ready,
you know what I mean?
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Yeah, you just wouldn't fit in.
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Why don't you just
take these two tickets
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and go on that boat
ride like a nice old man
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and watch the Big Dipper.
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Man, I ain't going nowhere.
I'm staying right here.
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Damn a dipper.
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I should have known
you was gonna mess up.
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Come on, Rollo. Hey, Rollo.
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I should have
known. Party pooper.
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Come on, man. Look here.
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Look, baby brother.
Let's just go ahead
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and have the party at your crib.
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No, man, I told
you it's too small.
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Rollo, it's either your place
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or a park bench.
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Now, at least we won't
have Pop to worry about.
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Yeah, okay, okay.
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Go ahead with the plans.
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I'll see you on at
the pad, you hear?
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Right on.
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I ain't going on no boat ride.
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Boat ride where somebody
probably fall off the boat,
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some shark's eating me up.
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Can't nobody find me, but
Jack Goos... Jack Gusto.
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You had to do it, didn't you?
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You never want to cooperate.
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Well, this is my home.
I can stay if I want to.
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Yeah, Pop, but all we wanted
to do was have a party, man,
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and you messed it up.
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So you gonna call it off, huh?
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Oh, no. We're
not calling it off.
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We're gonna have
it at Rollo's pad.
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It's a little small
and inconvenient,
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but at least we'll
have some privacy.
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Oh, you're just having it there
so you can get away from me?
251
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,578
If you want to put it that way.
252
00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:03,112
Well, what else,
that way, what are...?
253
00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:04,714
Is that what you
doing? I don't care.
254
00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:06,215
You don't make me angry. Listen.
255
00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:08,117
You go ahead to Rollo's.
Stay all night if you want to.
256
00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:10,519
You can stay there forever
if you want to. I don't care.
257
00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:11,520
You don't think I could?
258
00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,022
I don't care.
259
00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,291
Rollo's asked me plenty of
times to come and live with him.
260
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,726
I think it would work out
261
00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,527
because we friends and
we got a lot in common.
262
00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,429
I know one thing
you all got in common.
263
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,799
Both of you all are big dummies.
264
00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,767
Go ahead. Who needs you?
265
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,469
I'm going! I'm gonna
pack my things,
266
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,137
and we gonna
have the party there
267
00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:29,538
and after that I'm
gonna stay there.
268
00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,007
I don't need you. Good, good.
269
00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,609
Congratulations. Get to
moving. I don't need you.
270
00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:34,744
I mean, who needs an
ungrateful son around them?
271
00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:39,215
After all, I built this
empire here for you...
272
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:40,617
and look what happened.
273
00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:42,051
Look what happened.
274
00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,186
First time you run into
a guy with two chicks,
275
00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:47,356
and a bottle of
that Booja... Boja...
276
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,748
Oh, get the hell outta here!
277
00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:00,302
I'm going now, Pop.
278
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,671
Did you hear what I said?
279
00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:04,306
I said, I'm going now.
280
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,176
Is there anything you
want me to do before I split?
281
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,478
Yeah. Here, take this with you.
282
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,014
What is it?
283
00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,849
It's something that you
can remember me by,
284
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,917
because you might
forget what I look like.
285
00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:16,686
Hey, come on, Pop.
286
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:19,255
See, here, this is a picture
of you when you were 5.
287
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:24,360
That's me standing next
to you with my head cut off.
288
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,062
What do I need a
picture like that for?
289
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:28,131
Because you might
forget what I look like.
290
00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:30,900
Me, the man that's
been a father to you,
291
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:33,903
and a mother, and an
uncle, and an auntie,
292
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,505
and a cousin, and a nephew.
293
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,208
I been a whole
damn family to you.
294
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,376
Here. Take it.
295
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,944
Okay, I'll take it.
296
00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:43,479
Yeah, take it.
297
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,314
Maybe you could
pin it up on the wall,
298
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,283
and when somebody
ask you, "Who is that?",
299
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:48,617
you can tell them,
300
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,419
"That's my father, and mother,
301
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:55,191
"brother, uncle, aunt,
and cousin, and chauffer
302
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,694
All right! And
cook and landlord."
303
00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,228
All right. Now, look.
304
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,596
I'll just be living with Rollo.
305
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,231
Now, I'll be coming
here every day,
306
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,599
just like a regular job.
307
00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:04,967
It won't be the same,
308
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:07,003
because you'll be looking
at me like I'm the boss.
309
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,637
It won't be like we're
partners no more.
310
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:12,608
And next thing you know,
you'll join some union.
311
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,077
What union?
312
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,801
I don't know. Son of
a Junk Dealer's Union.
313
00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:21,117
Then you'll go on strike,
314
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,385
you'll be outside there
with a sign saying:
315
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,121
"Sanford and Son Unfair."
316
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,523
No, it will just be,
"Sanford is Unfair,"
317
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:30,492
because "And Son" will
be carrying the picket sign.
318
00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:32,862
Hey, man, I don't want
to hear no more of this.
319
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,530
Well, listen, you
don't have to go
320
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,465
just because I said you
couldn't have the party.
321
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,801
What if I said you
could have the party,
322
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:40,402
and I didn't mess in it?
323
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,105
Hey, what you say
and what you do
324
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,572
are always two different things.
325
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,007
No, really. I won't interfere.
326
00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:47,276
You go ahead and have
the party with the pretty girls,
327
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,478
and I'll go upstairs,
and I won't even peep.
328
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:52,503
And if I do peep, I won't laugh.
329
00:12:56,977 --> 00:13:00,456
Pop, I'm not just leaving
because of the party, man.
330
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,125
I think I'd be better off
331
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,560
if I was living with somebody
closer to my own age.
332
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:07,663
Well, I'd like to be closer
to your age if I could,
333
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,498
but I can't.
334
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:12,935
See, in order for me
to be closer to your age,
335
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,638
I'd have had to marry
your mother when I was 7.
336
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,807
And I couldn't do that,
337
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:21,177
because she wasn't born yet.
338
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:22,979
Well, so long, Pop.
I'll see you later.
339
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,480
Well, listen, son.
340
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,916
Wait a minute. What
if I have a heart attack?
341
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,417
It's gonna be...
342
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,586
It's gonna be difficult
to try to dial you
343
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,588
with this arthritis.
344
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,490
You're not gonna
have a heart attack.
345
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:38,460
But what if I do have one,
and I can't reach you in time.
346
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,229
We might as well
say goodbye now.
347
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:42,398
Hey, Pop, you
gonna be fine, man.
348
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:46,869
I told you a long time
ago, "Let's get a dog."
349
00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:50,339
If we had a dog, I
wouldn't be alone.
350
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,775
Hey, man, I'm leaving, Pop,
and that's all there is to it.
351
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:55,011
Now, if you need me for
anything, I'll be at Rollo's.
352
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,179
Bye, Pop.
353
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,480
Yeah, go ahead, then. Bye.
354
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,383
Go ahead to Rollo's and
have your little old party!
355
00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:04,086
I don't need you. I
have plenty of friends.
356
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:07,824
I got friends I've
had all my life.
357
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,459
I'll call Grady. Grady
never let me down.
358
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:13,729
Your own family lets you down,
even a stranger make a friend.
359
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:18,201
Shucks! I know I got a friend.
360
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,536
A great, wonderful friend.
361
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,605
I know that. I'm gonna
need another now.
362
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:24,996
Shucks.
363
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,524
Hello? Hello, Grady?
364
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,661
Yeah, hey, listen, Grady.
I'm having a party over here,
365
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:49,265
and I got a big pot of
onion stew and some Ripple.
366
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,100
Why don't you come on over?
367
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,568
Would you like to come on over?
368
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,803
You can't?
369
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,839
You're what?
370
00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:59,375
Has she got a girlfriend?
371
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,576
Well, listen, Grady.
372
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,611
Why don't the two of
you all come over here,
373
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,613
and we can celebrate over here?
374
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:05,948
Oh, no?
375
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:08,650
Well, listen, suppose I
come over your place?
376
00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:13,522
See, I can get over your
place in about... Hello?
377
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:14,578
Hello?
378
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:27,803
Got me a pot of stew
and a bottle of Ripple.
379
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:31,540
I'm having me a party.
380
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:34,365
And I know where
I'm gonna have it at.
381
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,248
Hey, hey, this is
gonna be great, huh?
382
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,483
Hm? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I guess so.
383
00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,719
What do you mean you guess
so? What's wrong with you?
384
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,054
Well, I keep thinking
385
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:47,523
about how my old man
looked when I split, you know.
386
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:48,824
Aw, man. Quit
thinking about that.
387
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,559
Most cats cut out when they 16.
388
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,628
You got to cut out
sometime. How old are you?
389
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,819
31.
390
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,994
What you waiting on, Medicare?
391
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,576
Come on, man, get your
mind off your old man,
392
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,212
and come over here and put it
where it belongs, on the chicks.
393
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:12,781
Right, on the chicks.
394
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,483
Hey, now that we're roomies,
395
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,518
we can do this stuff
all the time, huh?
396
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:17,987
Hey, yeah. This
calls for a toast.
397
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,355
Right.
398
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:23,192
Here's to us and the
girls, Angel and Della.
399
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:26,295
And here's to
me, a mellow fella.
400
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:28,697
Mm-mm.
401
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,232
The wild ones have arrived.
402
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:31,533
Oh, yes.
403
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:32,634
How am I looking?
404
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:33,869
Oooh! Mm.
405
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:34,903
Right on.
406
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:35,904
Come on in here.
407
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,128
Yeah!
408
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,880
Hey, hey! Come on in.
409
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,815
Most beautiful ladies,
meet Lamont, my friend.
410
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,417
This is Angel. This is Della.
411
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:49,651
Pleasure is all mine, ladies.
412
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,253
Nice to know you.
413
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:53,055
Would you ladies
like to step this way?
414
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:55,546
And we can sit
down and get cozy?
415
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:05,634
All right. Ah!
416
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,291
Here you go, ladies.
417
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,106
What's that?
418
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:14,710
Uh, peanuts, potato
chips and clam dip. Dig in.
419
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:19,081
Peanuts, potato
chips and clam dip?
420
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:20,616
You're kidding.
421
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:24,186
Hey, that's stuff you take to
the zoo to feed the animals.
422
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,687
Hey, babe, that's all we got.
423
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:28,491
You gots to be jiving.
424
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:31,027
Hey, you told us we were
gonna do some eating,
425
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:33,496
drinking and dancing tonight.
426
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,197
I did, mama, but I didn't mean
427
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,266
we was going out, you
know, or nothing like that.
428
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,001
I just thought we'd
have, you know,
429
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:41,037
a few drinks and a few
snacks here and stuff.
430
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,172
Honey, if this is
California living,
431
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,241
I can't wait to get
back to Detroit.
432
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,975
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
433
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,078
I got an idea. Uh... Uh...
434
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:51,247
Do... Do you like to dance?
435
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,215
I love to dance. Why?
436
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,684
Well, see, we could dance now
437
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,986
and worry about eating later.
438
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,955
Where we gonna dance?
439
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,690
Right here.
440
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:04,026
You must be kidding.
441
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,695
This place is too
small to dance in.
442
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:09,432
Well, we could do
the slower dances.
443
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:10,966
The old belly-rubbing kind?
444
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,568
Uh-uh!
445
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,702
Let's go!
446
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:14,803
I got an idea.
447
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,105
Why don't we have a few drinks.
448
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:17,373
Yeah.
449
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:20,842
And then we can make
plans as we go, huh?
450
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:22,878
Well, I could use a drink.
451
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,448
Oh, me, too. I could
use a bunch of them.
452
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:26,637
Yeah.
453
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:31,987
What is this?
454
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,944
Boojolais.
455
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,625
Oh, God!
456
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,494
This stuff could gag a maggot!
457
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:40,762
What is this rotten...?
458
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,931
What is it, furniture polish?
459
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,367
Uh, no, it's French wine.
460
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:47,103
I'd rather have Ripple.
461
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,105
Yeah, bring on the Ripple.
462
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,306
Ripple?
463
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,641
Hey, we ain't got no Ripple.
464
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,776
He ain't got no Ripple.
465
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,278
Ain't that nothing?
466
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,047
Ain't no party with no Ripple.
467
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,116
Dig it!
468
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:02,384
Hey, this is insane.
469
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:06,122
We should have gone to the...
470
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,224
Wait a minute.
Wait... Wait a minute!
471
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:10,426
Now why don't you just
have a sit down, you know,
472
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,228
and just relax for a minute.
473
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:15,085
And Lamont, you know,
keep them happy, man.
474
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,122
Oh, no.
475
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:23,139
Hey, Lamont, man... What is it?
476
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,593
Hey, man, what
are you doing here?
477
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:45,827
I brought your dinner.
478
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,763
You know how I
hate to waste stuff
479
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,064
that I cooked special for you.
480
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,633
Yeah, well, why
don't you take it home
481
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,034
and put it in the freezer.
482
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,636
No, this is stew.
This ain't ice cream.
483
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,638
You eat it when it's
hot, not when it's cold.
484
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:56,905
There's enough
here for everybody.
485
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,106
Uh, hello, Rollo.
486
00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,108
How is my good friend, Rollo?
487
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:01,510
And hello, ladies.
488
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,345
Uh, who's this?
489
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,113
This is Fred Sanford,
Lamont's father,
490
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,448
of Sanford and Son.
491
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,417
What you got in the pot, pops?
492
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,919
Oh, it's just some
stew that I fixed,
493
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,421
and I was sitting home alone
494
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:13,822
and I thought I'd bring it over.
495
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,357
You all didn't eat yet, did you?
496
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:19,595
No, uh, all we had was
peanuts and potato chips.
497
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,129
Oh, that ain't no good food.
498
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,264
That's the kind of stuff
499
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:25,067
you take to the
zoo to feed animals.
500
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,802
Look here. Smell this.
501
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,871
Ooh, is that onion stew?
502
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,039
Yeah.
503
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,975
Ooh, I just love onion stew.
504
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:36,978
Ooh, and I'm hungry
enough to eat that whole pot.
505
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:38,380
That's good.
506
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,649
It's a good feeling to know
somebody's enjoying your cooking
507
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:45,354
while you're at home, all
alone, lonesome and by yourself.
508
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,189
Wait, now, you can't
just leave all this here
509
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:48,624
and go home alone and sit.
510
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:49,658
Yes he can, girls.
511
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,093
You love doing
that, don't you, Pop?
512
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,127
Well, good night, Pop.
513
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:53,462
No, wait a minute.
514
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,198
Let me serve it and
then I'll leave in a little bit.
515
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:57,700
I'll just serve it to you.
516
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,101
You all got anything to drink?
517
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:02,771
No, all we had was some
French furniture polish.
518
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,674
Baroo-jolais or something.
519
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,909
Hey, look here. Reach
inside my coat here.
520
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,478
Reach right in there.
521
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,813
How's that? Ripple!
522
00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:14,683
This is what we was asking for!
523
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:17,219
Yeah, good old Ripple!
524
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:18,721
Thanks, Pop!
525
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,155
Well, I'll just leave this here,
526
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:22,358
and you young
folks enjoy yourself.
527
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:23,992
Yeah, you do that.
Well, good night, Pop.
528
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:26,395
Yeah, good night, Pops,
and thanks for the food.
529
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:29,331
Uh, can't you just stay a bit?
530
00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:31,533
What would I do here
with you young people?
531
00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:33,402
Well, we was just
about to dance.
532
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:35,504
Couldn't you stay and
have a little dance?
533
00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,673
You young girls
wouldn't be interested
534
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:38,741
in my style of dancing.
535
00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:40,242
Old stuff like, uh,
536
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:43,646
the Boogie Woogie
and the Applejack...
537
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:45,847
and Trucking.
538
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:48,116
Uh-huh! Come on, show us.
539
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,785
Yeah, give us a demonstration.
540
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,920
No, you don't want to
do that. Good night, Pop.
541
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:54,055
Wait a minute! Let me go!
542
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:56,759
If these girls want me to
show them, I got to show them.
543
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:57,859
That's right.
544
00:21:57,883 --> 00:21:59,261
First I'll show you
the Boogie Woogie.
545
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:02,898
See... Ooh, my God! Get down!
546
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:05,401
Go! Do it! Do it!
547
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:06,902
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
548
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:08,837
Is this how it goes?
Yeah, that's it.
549
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:11,273
Yeah! Hey! Hey, let me try that.
550
00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:13,676
Oom! Aah! Ow!
Yeah, do the Boogie.
551
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,778
Trucking.
552
00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,979
Say, man, he's doing
it to us again, ain't he?
553
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,182
Sure is.
554
00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:22,083
So, what we gonna do now?
555
00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:24,642
You still got them
tickets for that cruise?
556
00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:43,639
Hey, Lamont, what
are you doing home?
557
00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:45,441
What do you mean,
what am I doing home?
558
00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,275
I thought you was
staying at Rollo's.
559
00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:49,110
Yeah, I was. But I
decided to come home.
560
00:22:49,134 --> 00:22:50,746
I thought you'd
be glad to see me.
561
00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:52,381
You are glad to
see me, aren't you?
562
00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:54,650
Well, yes and no.
563
00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:55,984
What does that mean?
564
00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:57,853
Yes, I'm glad to see you,
565
00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:01,890
but no, I'm not too happy
about seeing you right now.
566
00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:04,259
Why, you and Rollo
gots nowhere you can go?
567
00:23:04,283 --> 00:23:06,127
Why? What's going
on here? What's all this?
568
00:23:06,151 --> 00:23:09,064
Well, see, Grady and I, we
gonna have a little party here.
569
00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:12,067
We expecting company,
and we wanted a little privacy.
570
00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:13,669
Hey, you don't have
to worry about me.
571
00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:15,136
I'll just go on
upstairs and stay.
572
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,538
No, no, no.
573
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,742
This is my company
now. I'll sit right here.
574
00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:21,543
No, no, you can leave
as they're coming in.
575
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:24,468
That'd be a better way.
Uh, come right in, ladies.
576
00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:28,839
Make yourselves
comfortable. Hey, darling.
577
00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:39,762
Uh, ladies, I'd like you
to meet my son Lamont.
578
00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,162
He was just leaving. Hi, ladies.
579
00:23:41,186 --> 00:23:44,299
Well, can't I just stay for
a little while? And watch?
580
00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:46,468
Uh, just go ahead,
son. Everything's lovely.
581
00:23:46,492 --> 00:23:47,669
I'll see you later on.
582
00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:49,337
These girls don't
drink your kind of drink,
583
00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:51,607
dance your kind of dance
or eat your kind of cooking.
584
00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:53,008
Bye.
585
00:23:53,032 --> 00:23:54,042
I know, but see, I...
586
00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:55,176
Don't matter nothing. Goodbye.
587
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,714
Well, now, ladies,
we got a great dinner.
588
00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:01,683
But before we start anything,
let's work up a little appetite.
589
00:24:01,707 --> 00:24:03,852
Would you like to dance?
Boogie Woogie, stuff like that?
590
00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:05,242
Come on, darling.
591
00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:09,124
♪ Hey, now ♪
592
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:18,021
♪ Yeah, Boogie Woogie ♪♪
593
00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:31,647
Sanford and Son
is recorded on tape
594
00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:33,737
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