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My boys are growing up so fast. 10 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:04,469 - Where does the time go? - Who cares about the past? 11 00:01:04,568 --> 00:01:08,879 - I'm thinking about my social future. - Well, I don't want anything to change. 12 00:01:08,979 --> 00:01:11,718 I've got my two best guys right here, right now. 13 00:01:11,817 --> 00:01:15,322 I'm your favorite though? You can admit it. He's man enough to take it. 14 00:01:15,422 --> 00:01:19,363 I still can't believe you talked me into trying out for cheerleading. 15 00:01:19,464 --> 00:01:21,570 You'll do fine. It's him I'm worried about. 16 00:01:21,671 --> 00:01:24,277 He's in full freak mode about football tryouts. 17 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:26,582 Don't worry, I'll be there for moral support. 18 00:01:26,682 --> 00:01:28,954 - You mean to goof around? - Exactly. 19 00:01:29,055 --> 00:01:31,359 This is serious. You better not embarrass me. 20 00:01:31,460 --> 00:01:35,214 D-rock, I never try to embarrass you. It just works out that way. 21 00:01:50,084 --> 00:01:53,406 But first, a little boom-bah. 22 00:01:58,001 --> 00:02:02,375 Relax, Beaugard. Be the ball, be the ball. 23 00:02:08,223 --> 00:02:10,509 What's up with that? 24 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:15,301 I'll see you guys later. 25 00:02:17,575 --> 00:02:21,027 - OK, that's enough for today. - No! Wait! I can do this. 26 00:02:21,128 --> 00:02:23,436 Bro, maybe you ought to rest your arm. 27 00:02:25,626 --> 00:02:28,379 What is that? 28 00:02:28,478 --> 00:02:30,628 Coming through! Whoa! 29 00:02:30,736 --> 00:02:33,503 Coming through! I can't control it! 30 00:02:33,610 --> 00:02:35,293 I'm really sorry! Look out! 31 00:02:35,394 --> 00:02:38,235 Whoa! 32 00:02:46,937 --> 00:02:48,756 I'm sorry! Excuse me! 33 00:02:48,857 --> 00:02:50,606 He's chewing up my field! 34 00:02:53,652 --> 00:02:56,005 - Isn't that your neighbor? - Charlie Tuttle. 35 00:02:56,106 --> 00:02:58,377 This kid in our class who's nine years old. 36 00:02:58,477 --> 00:03:01,025 He skipped a bunch of grades because he's a genius. 37 00:03:01,134 --> 00:03:05,255 Oh, yeah. A real Einstein. 38 00:03:05,356 --> 00:03:08,110 Get off my field right now! 39 00:03:08,216 --> 00:03:09,582 Stupid dork's going down. 40 00:03:09,686 --> 00:03:12,286 What are you doing? He's going away. Just ignore him. 41 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:14,957 Oh! 42 00:03:17,970 --> 00:03:19,906 Now that's some accuracy. 43 00:03:27,055 --> 00:03:28,581 Little baby. 44 00:03:28,927 --> 00:03:31,078 Come on, give him a break. 45 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:32,848 Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! 46 00:03:32,949 --> 00:03:35,586 Hey, come on! Hey, Derek? 47 00:03:35,687 --> 00:03:37,893 Derek, if you wanna jump in, that's cool. 48 00:03:37,992 --> 00:03:41,748 Derek? 49 00:03:42,621 --> 00:03:46,343 Put me down! Put me down! 50 00:03:46,443 --> 00:03:48,593 - Good throw! All right, Derek! - Nice shot! 51 00:03:54,380 --> 00:03:58,286 Thanks for sticking up for me. I'm sorry about how it turned out. 52 00:03:59,891 --> 00:04:02,644 Please tell me I don't look as ridiculous as you do. 53 00:04:02,745 --> 00:04:06,398 It's not that bad, really. That's a... that's a nice red on you. 54 00:04:09,044 --> 00:04:12,346 - I'm Charlie Tuttle. - Virgil Fox. 55 00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:15,387 Nice to meet you. 56 00:04:16,961 --> 00:04:20,332 So, what's the story with that rocket cart thing? 57 00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:23,255 I always get a hard time on the bus and I hypothesized 58 00:04:23,356 --> 00:04:26,906 a rocket-propulsion all-terrain cart would help avoid embarrassment. 59 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:30,113 Uh-huh. And how's that working out for you? 60 00:04:45,855 --> 00:04:48,018 It's working great! 61 00:04:49,329 --> 00:04:52,048 My emotion modulator actually allows me to understand 62 00:04:52,149 --> 00:04:55,755 what Albert Felinestein is trying to communicate with his various meows! 63 00:04:55,856 --> 00:04:59,328 Isn't that amazing? 64 00:04:59,427 --> 00:05:02,773 Virgil? Hey! Earth to Virgil. 65 00:05:02,872 --> 00:05:05,351 Virg! Don't you think, Virgil? 66 00:05:07,868 --> 00:05:09,789 Virgil? Aren't you excited? 67 00:05:09,888 --> 00:05:12,466 Yes, Charlie, I'm thrilled that you talk to your cat. 68 00:05:12,490 --> 00:05:18,014 Um, I'm not entirely certain, but I believe you may be employing sarcasm. 69 00:05:19,994 --> 00:05:23,094 Charlie, what do you want from me? Your inventions always work. 70 00:05:23,179 --> 00:05:25,462 I can only act so surprised every time you figure out 71 00:05:25,486 --> 00:05:28,091 how to power your house with tartar sauce. 72 00:05:28,190 --> 00:05:30,227 It's cocktail sauce. 73 00:05:30,327 --> 00:05:33,739 You know what would make me happy? If you built something useful. 74 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:37,680 By useful, I mean something that would make me rich and popular. Or both. 75 00:05:37,780 --> 00:05:39,735 Hey, you can't ride that thing on the... 76 00:05:41,272 --> 00:05:46,198 Hey, great bike. Lots of shiny, chrome, gear-y things. 77 00:06:01,982 --> 00:06:06,357 Did you know that the contents of pudding actually makes you grow taller? 78 00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:08,429 - It does. - That's why you're so tall. 79 00:06:08,530 --> 00:06:10,782 It's the electrolytes and everything. 80 00:06:10,882 --> 00:06:13,534 Thumbs down... and go! 81 00:06:15,711 --> 00:06:17,429 Yes! I win! 82 00:06:17,530 --> 00:06:21,204 Senior year and I'm still eating at the dork table. 83 00:06:21,304 --> 00:06:25,147 No offense, guys. I do enjoy the stimulating conversation. 84 00:06:25,247 --> 00:06:26,996 Hey, none taken. 85 00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:31,604 But seriously, how did it come to this? 86 00:06:32,078 --> 00:06:35,232 Let's see, maybe your plight has something to do with 87 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:38,883 being stripped, dressed in mini skirts, and hung from the school mascot. 88 00:06:38,972 --> 00:06:42,072 A picture made the cover of the yearbook. Three years in a row. 89 00:06:42,112 --> 00:06:45,228 - And on all the local news stations. - And the Spanish Channel. 90 00:06:45,252 --> 00:06:48,929 Ah yes, the incident I will one day be explaining 91 00:06:49,029 --> 00:06:51,383 to a very expensive therapist. 92 00:06:51,487 --> 00:06:52,750 Hey, Hummingbird. 93 00:06:56,030 --> 00:06:58,783 That's Charlie speak for 'hello.' 94 00:06:58,883 --> 00:07:02,726 Um, excuse me, miss. Why did you call him 'Hummingbird?' 95 00:07:02,826 --> 00:07:05,232 Oh, I love birds. All kinds of birds. 96 00:07:05,331 --> 00:07:08,239 Big birds, little birds. I'm even the official secretary 97 00:07:08,338 --> 00:07:12,377 for the local chapter of the Junior Bird Buddies of America. Such an honor! 98 00:07:12,477 --> 00:07:14,216 Anyway, gotta run. 99 00:07:14,316 --> 00:07:16,465 Fix that. 100 00:07:16,874 --> 00:07:19,242 Well, that explains it. 101 00:07:20,582 --> 00:07:24,905 Jeanette has been sweating you for two years. What's your deal? 102 00:07:25,006 --> 00:07:27,508 Forget it. I'm married to science. 103 00:07:27,607 --> 00:07:30,125 Hey, congratulations, buddy. 104 00:07:40,257 --> 00:07:41,816 Pardon me, gents. 105 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,381 Ah, soda. 106 00:07:45,481 --> 00:07:49,028 I hear if you leave a penny in that stuff for a week it comes out shiny? 107 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,795 I was actually planning on drinking it. 108 00:07:51,894 --> 00:07:53,441 Well, never mind then. 109 00:07:54,787 --> 00:07:57,242 So, um, how are you, Virg? 110 00:07:57,341 --> 00:07:59,044 I didn't see you much this summer. 111 00:07:59,144 --> 00:08:03,151 Oh, you know, I was doing a lot of mountain climbing, jet skiing... 112 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:06,060 - Video games? - I didn't leave the couch. You? 113 00:08:06,159 --> 00:08:08,864 The usual, pool parties, cheerleading camp. 114 00:08:08,965 --> 00:08:11,907 But I did take this awesome architecture class. 115 00:08:12,007 --> 00:08:13,674 Oh, that's cool. 116 00:08:13,774 --> 00:08:16,914 I remember you made a gingerbread house that had ten rooms... 117 00:08:17,015 --> 00:08:19,856 - And walk-in closets. - Took us six months to eat it. 118 00:08:19,956 --> 00:08:21,956 Oh, well... 119 00:08:22,057 --> 00:08:25,732 Well, I have calculus. Hate it. Need it. Can't be an architect without it. 120 00:08:25,832 --> 00:08:27,238 I got Public Speaking. 121 00:08:27,338 --> 00:08:30,089 Hate it. Need it. Can't be a game show host without it. 122 00:08:38,780 --> 00:08:40,008 There's a good reason Tesla's biographer 123 00:08:40,032 --> 00:08:41,607 There's a good reason Tesla's biographer 124 00:08:41,631 --> 00:08:44,271 named his book A Man Out of Time. 125 00:08:44,371 --> 00:08:47,923 Tesla was so far advanced over his contemporaries, 126 00:08:48,033 --> 00:08:50,754 that they often derided... 127 00:08:50,853 --> 00:08:53,402 ...they often derided him as... 128 00:08:53,512 --> 00:08:55,276 Miss... 129 00:08:55,382 --> 00:09:00,337 Jocelyn, is it too much to ask that you not do your nails while I lecture? 130 00:09:00,437 --> 00:09:03,445 Sorry. When are you done? 131 00:09:05,904 --> 00:09:07,419 - Excuse me. - Ah, Mr. Tuttle. 132 00:09:07,519 --> 00:09:10,628 I believe you're here for your booster chair. 133 00:09:10,727 --> 00:09:14,071 I'll get it later. AV Club emergency. 134 00:09:14,170 --> 00:09:16,170 I need Virgil Fox right away! 135 00:09:16,271 --> 00:09:18,810 - Virgil Fox? - He's out sick. 136 00:09:18,911 --> 00:09:21,525 - I heard he might not make it. - Very funny, Mr. Fox. 137 00:09:21,549 --> 00:09:23,849 You can pick up your hall pass on your way out. 138 00:09:25,279 --> 00:09:27,249 That's it. I'm moving to Paraguay. 139 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:32,607 - Ever really looked at our mascot? - Forget the hall pass. 140 00:09:32,708 --> 00:09:36,862 Remember that rocket-propulsion all terrain cart the day of the incident? 141 00:09:36,970 --> 00:09:38,619 Thanks for mentioning it again. 142 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:41,270 It's been ten minutes since someone brought it up. 143 00:09:41,378 --> 00:09:45,202 Listen, it ties together. That invention may have not been a success, 144 00:09:45,302 --> 00:09:49,978 but one element of the design was proven viable. The quantum accelerator. 145 00:09:50,079 --> 00:09:53,583 Remember that physics, new reality, many worlds theory kick? 146 00:09:53,683 --> 00:09:55,641 Oh, yeah, that was fun. 147 00:09:55,743 --> 00:09:58,794 I started building my own theory based on all of that work, 148 00:09:58,894 --> 00:10:02,253 incorporating my proven hypothesis of quantum acceleration. 149 00:10:02,357 --> 00:10:05,279 I put one of the school's computers on permanent reserve. 150 00:10:05,379 --> 00:10:07,317 The DSL has been doing all the work. 151 00:10:07,418 --> 00:10:10,567 And moments ago, I uploaded the last piece of the puzzle. 152 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,974 Commander Tuttle on the bridge! 153 00:10:19,025 --> 00:10:21,508 Dude, no way I'm saluting you. 154 00:10:21,609 --> 00:10:23,362 Fine. At ease. 155 00:10:31,752 --> 00:10:35,074 What I'm about to show you is very, 156 00:10:35,174 --> 00:10:38,930 very, very top secret. 157 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:42,035 We have to keep this just between us. 158 00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:44,677 Check it out. 159 00:10:52,096 --> 00:10:53,758 Yeah? 160 00:10:54,868 --> 00:10:56,586 What you're looking at 161 00:10:56,685 --> 00:11:00,942 is a successful simulation of practical time travel. 162 00:11:06,793 --> 00:11:09,059 What are you doing? 163 00:11:09,197 --> 00:11:12,729 I'm trying to stop any more of your brain from leaking out your ears. 164 00:11:13,607 --> 00:11:14,959 What? 165 00:11:15,058 --> 00:11:18,765 Come on, yesterday you said I should build something useful. 166 00:11:18,865 --> 00:11:20,901 Well, time travel is useful. 167 00:11:21,002 --> 00:11:23,309 Charlie, you're 14 years old. 168 00:11:23,410 --> 00:11:25,877 You're two years away from your driver's license, 169 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:28,186 you still call your underwear 'underpants'. 170 00:11:28,285 --> 00:11:30,435 I should believe you built a time machine? 171 00:11:30,543 --> 00:11:35,768 Yes! And based on my specifications a person could travel up to 48 hours 172 00:11:35,868 --> 00:11:37,618 - into the past! - That's weak. 173 00:11:38,661 --> 00:11:42,396 Pardon me, how's your time travel formula coming along? 174 00:11:46,610 --> 00:11:49,229 It's all about light, right? Nothing moves faster. 175 00:11:49,329 --> 00:11:52,877 Well, my hypothesis suggests that you can time travel on a beam of light. 176 00:11:52,901 --> 00:11:56,815 From any light source. Even light from a slide projector. 177 00:11:56,914 --> 00:11:59,720 A slide projector? Like a regular slide projector? 178 00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:02,659 Did I say regular? No, I didn't. 179 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,497 What we're talking about is a complex amalgamation 180 00:12:05,597 --> 00:12:09,148 of electronic components and internal combustion mechanics. 181 00:12:09,258 --> 00:12:11,626 Which you know nothing about, by the way. 182 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:14,926 We'll have to find a hardware guy. I don't see this as a problem. 183 00:12:14,950 --> 00:12:16,701 Hey, Chickadee! What's shakin'? 184 00:12:18,377 --> 00:12:21,198 You have to excuse Charlie. He's nervous around girls. 185 00:12:21,299 --> 00:12:24,734 - No, I'm not! - Oh, it's cool, I like shy boys. 186 00:12:24,835 --> 00:12:29,582 - Um, what's in the bowl? - Meringue. The assignment. 187 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:33,540 Here, take mine. I'll make a new one. 188 00:12:37,918 --> 00:12:40,137 - Did you see that? - What? 189 00:12:40,236 --> 00:12:43,594 Dude, she gave you meringue. That's huge. 190 00:12:47,105 --> 00:12:50,224 I just need to know, are you going to help me with this or not? 191 00:12:50,323 --> 00:12:53,565 Are you gonna be part of something, make history, 192 00:12:53,666 --> 00:12:56,338 or sit on the sidelines and be a passive observer? 193 00:12:56,438 --> 00:12:58,643 OK, look, I'll make you a deal. 194 00:12:58,743 --> 00:13:01,293 I'll help with your machine and find a hardware guy. 195 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:04,341 But when we try it out for the first time, 196 00:13:04,441 --> 00:13:07,139 we use it for whatever I want to do. 197 00:13:08,783 --> 00:13:10,704 - All right. - Right. 198 00:13:10,803 --> 00:13:15,213 But Virgil, this hardware person we need is tricky. 199 00:13:15,314 --> 00:13:16,648 Why? 200 00:13:16,748 --> 00:13:19,352 Because he not only needs to be gifted mechanically, 201 00:13:19,453 --> 00:13:23,060 but also, let's say, require a certain moral flexibility. 202 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:26,211 - Lives on the fringes of society. - OK. Well... 203 00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:29,674 - How about him? - Zeke? Are you serious? 204 00:13:29,774 --> 00:13:32,216 Look at him. He's, he's... 205 00:13:32,315 --> 00:13:34,951 Perfect. You know, at those monster truck shows, 206 00:13:35,052 --> 00:13:39,262 there's always that giant metal dinosaur that breathes fire and destroys cars? 207 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:42,218 - I've seen the commercials. - He and his dad build those. 208 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:47,576 Killer-saurus. 15,000 pounds of jaw-crushing force! 209 00:13:47,677 --> 00:13:51,436 - I get it. - Look out folks, it's car-nivorous! 210 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,203 I get it! I get it. 211 00:14:13,821 --> 00:14:16,642 Your cat is freaking me out. 212 00:14:16,742 --> 00:14:19,615 It's not my cat. It's his. 213 00:14:19,715 --> 00:14:22,718 His name is Albert Felinestein. 214 00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:25,560 That's the dumbest name for a cat I've ever heard. 215 00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:28,602 Couldn't agree more, Zeke. 216 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,815 Zekester. 217 00:14:30,990 --> 00:14:34,644 I hate when people bend names too. 218 00:14:34,744 --> 00:14:39,219 Like 'Virgilosity.' I'm like, 'Come on, people, it's Virgil.' 219 00:14:39,319 --> 00:14:41,039 I'm going to stop talking now. 220 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:45,712 - Amy, no! This is a private meeting. - Oh, I'm sorry. 221 00:14:45,822 --> 00:14:50,377 I just came down to watch TV. But Mom did mention you had a new friend over? 222 00:14:50,476 --> 00:14:52,025 A boy. 223 00:14:53,671 --> 00:14:57,793 Ew, he's gross! Geez, Virgil, why can't you bring home cute boys? 224 00:14:57,893 --> 00:15:01,366 Amy, leave or I tell mom you're doing makeovers on the hamsters again. 225 00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:04,825 Chill. I'm outta here. It's like I walked into an ugly contest. 226 00:15:07,568 --> 00:15:10,321 - She's a charmer. - OK. 227 00:15:10,421 --> 00:15:12,760 OK, this thing, this, uh, 228 00:15:12,861 --> 00:15:16,967 quantum integration to the physical properties of light projection, 229 00:15:17,068 --> 00:15:19,115 looks like it could work. 230 00:15:22,365 --> 00:15:24,461 Yeah, Mongo read. 231 00:15:25,773 --> 00:15:29,427 - OK. So you'll help us construct it? - Why not? 232 00:15:29,527 --> 00:15:33,386 I'm always up for a challenge. And free bean dip. 233 00:15:35,259 --> 00:15:38,824 Um, you have a little... 234 00:15:38,933 --> 00:15:42,566 - No. - ...some bean... 235 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:47,315 Do that again and I weld you to the crosstown bus. 236 00:16:02,516 --> 00:16:05,016 Have you thought how we're going to use this thing? 237 00:16:05,071 --> 00:16:08,021 The first journey back will obviously be a monumental event, 238 00:16:08,112 --> 00:16:11,662 and our specific goal on that journey should be appropriately grandiose. 239 00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:14,422 I got it. Two words, gentlemen: 240 00:16:14,522 --> 00:16:17,003 - The lottery. - Nice. 241 00:16:17,314 --> 00:16:19,877 Absolutely not, Virgil! I refuse to agree to that. 242 00:16:19,988 --> 00:16:21,637 Oh, but you already did. 243 00:16:21,737 --> 00:16:23,645 You said that if I helped you, 244 00:16:23,744 --> 00:16:27,213 we'd use the machine for whatever I wanted to. No do-overs! 245 00:16:29,006 --> 00:16:31,375 Do you want to time travel or don't you? 246 00:16:32,447 --> 00:16:33,928 - Fine. - Yes! 247 00:16:34,028 --> 00:16:37,636 You're not going to be able to just plug this thing into a wall outlet. 248 00:16:37,737 --> 00:16:42,029 - This is gonna take major amperage. - Not to mention privacy and space. 249 00:16:43,871 --> 00:16:46,624 I know the place. It's perfect. 250 00:16:46,724 --> 00:16:48,529 It's completely perfect. 251 00:16:48,629 --> 00:16:51,367 Come on, come on! 252 00:16:51,467 --> 00:16:52,934 - Oh! - Vice Principal Tolkan, 253 00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:55,175 we need to talk about starting a new club. 254 00:16:55,274 --> 00:16:59,017 No can do. We're completely maxed-out on classroom space. 255 00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:01,856 The Future Fonduers of America were the last ones in. 256 00:17:01,956 --> 00:17:03,958 Is that Chester in the vending machine? 257 00:17:04,058 --> 00:17:06,597 - Hey, fellas. - Does anyone have four quarters? 258 00:17:06,697 --> 00:17:09,497 - It's not taking my dollar. - You going to do something? 259 00:17:09,558 --> 00:17:14,384 Like what? Change the way high school works? No gentlemen. 260 00:17:14,484 --> 00:17:16,721 Everything in the world has an order. 261 00:17:16,821 --> 00:17:19,560 There are those who stuff others into vending machines, 262 00:17:19,661 --> 00:17:23,561 and those who get stuffed into vending machines. It's the way the system works. 263 00:17:23,604 --> 00:17:26,510 It's in the Vice Principal's handbook. 264 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:29,551 Anyway, about our club, 265 00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:32,606 - we were wondering... - Room 77! We want room 77! 266 00:17:32,707 --> 00:17:34,472 Impossible. Never gonna happen. 267 00:17:35,545 --> 00:17:37,799 Like this. 268 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:46,719 Perhaps we can convince you to reconsider. 269 00:17:46,819 --> 00:17:48,170 Huh? 270 00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:59,387 Done. 271 00:18:01,301 --> 00:18:04,751 All right, scooch over to your left. I'm going after the Pretzel Nubs. 272 00:18:06,913 --> 00:18:10,682 The north wing was knocked down to make the football field, 273 00:18:10,788 --> 00:18:12,552 which we're underneath now. 274 00:18:14,128 --> 00:18:18,593 Room 77 was built to be the school's fallout shelter back in the 1950's. 275 00:18:20,876 --> 00:18:23,142 I think it's right through here. 276 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,840 Someone call Extreme Classroom Makeover. 277 00:18:53,411 --> 00:18:55,438 This is a disaster. 278 00:18:56,417 --> 00:18:58,169 Got great bones, though. 279 00:20:33,355 --> 00:20:35,451 OK! This is it. 280 00:20:37,496 --> 00:20:39,817 One small step for man, 281 00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:42,066 but one very large... 282 00:20:43,444 --> 00:20:45,644 No, that's not it. It's one small step for... 283 00:20:45,694 --> 00:20:46,842 Dude, just turn it on. 284 00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:09,227 Good gravy! 285 00:21:16,546 --> 00:21:19,074 - Scratch! - It's scorch. 286 00:21:19,953 --> 00:21:23,586 - Right. - So who wants go first? 287 00:21:24,296 --> 00:21:26,060 Be the world's first time traveler? 288 00:21:26,167 --> 00:21:30,424 I just ate a meatball sandwich. I might get cramps. 289 00:21:30,524 --> 00:21:33,864 Yeah and um... this is my new favorite shirt. 290 00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:46,627 Get the goggles. 291 00:21:52,435 --> 00:21:54,519 - OK, you're good. - Come on, no biting. 292 00:21:54,618 --> 00:21:56,142 - OK. - OK. 293 00:22:02,309 --> 00:22:04,176 Where's Albert Felinestein? 294 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:05,981 Did you...? 295 00:22:08,288 --> 00:22:12,011 Hello? Vortex! He could die! 296 00:22:12,111 --> 00:22:14,211 You were OK with me going in there. What... 297 00:22:14,247 --> 00:22:15,999 - But I was gonna... - Hang on! 298 00:22:16,673 --> 00:22:18,835 Whoa, a catsicle! 299 00:22:18,945 --> 00:22:21,461 Virgil, time travel is unpredictable. 300 00:22:21,562 --> 00:22:23,701 The temperatures can be highly variable! 301 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,282 Guys? Take a look at the watch. 302 00:22:28,899 --> 00:22:31,118 8:43. 303 00:22:31,218 --> 00:22:32,936 8:44. 304 00:22:33,576 --> 00:22:36,031 An exact one-minute differential. That means... 305 00:22:36,131 --> 00:22:39,768 Your cat is the first time-traveler in history! 306 00:22:39,868 --> 00:22:41,337 We did it! 307 00:23:05,542 --> 00:23:08,363 Huh. That's bizarre. 308 00:23:08,464 --> 00:23:12,823 I've got a reading from the Summerton sensor, pretty much off the charts, 309 00:23:12,924 --> 00:23:15,347 but nothing around it. Hmm. 310 00:23:15,447 --> 00:23:17,683 You think they got anything on that upstairs? 311 00:23:17,783 --> 00:23:21,857 Nah, they would've called right away. Probably another computer glitch. 312 00:23:21,956 --> 00:23:24,867 They give us basement dwellers the lame-o equipment. 313 00:23:24,966 --> 00:23:26,920 Plus all the good snacks are upstairs. 314 00:23:27,022 --> 00:23:30,985 I mean, seriously, try one of these, they're stale. 315 00:23:37,344 --> 00:23:40,199 Steph, what do I have to do to make you believe me? 316 00:23:40,299 --> 00:23:42,001 She's just teaching me French. 317 00:23:42,101 --> 00:23:46,575 Hmm, Jocelyn Lee is tutoring you in French, and that's all? 318 00:23:50,905 --> 00:23:53,937 See, that's why I need her help. I have no idea what you said. 319 00:23:53,961 --> 00:23:57,511 I said, 'My boyfriend is a lying cheesebrain.' 320 00:23:57,619 --> 00:24:01,994 Come on, Steph, Jocelyn's hot but she's a total bottom feeder. 321 00:24:02,095 --> 00:24:03,587 I would never go there. 322 00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:06,785 - I know. - I'll call you later, OK? 323 00:24:06,885 --> 00:24:08,536 OK. 324 00:24:15,257 --> 00:24:17,875 - Oh, Steph, I didn't see you there. - Oh, hey. 325 00:24:17,975 --> 00:24:20,675 - You studying? - I was looking for a pencil sharpener. 326 00:24:20,749 --> 00:24:22,102 Oh, I have one. 327 00:24:24,075 --> 00:24:25,894 Do you have a pencil? 328 00:24:25,994 --> 00:24:28,434 Same old Virg. Never changes. 329 00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:30,887 Well, you haven't changed much either. 330 00:24:30,990 --> 00:24:33,684 Does your hair still frizz up when you run through the sprinkler? 331 00:24:33,708 --> 00:24:36,492 Totally. This morning before school I set up the Wiggly Worm on the lawn... 332 00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:39,474 I love the Wiggly Worm. Remember that time I almost drowned? 333 00:24:39,575 --> 00:24:41,996 Because Derek shoved the nozzle up your nose. 334 00:24:42,096 --> 00:24:44,509 He tried to run away and cracked his head on the telephone pole. 335 00:24:44,533 --> 00:24:46,682 Shh! 336 00:24:52,535 --> 00:24:55,154 - I miss us. - Tres amigos. 337 00:24:55,255 --> 00:24:56,505 Yeah. 338 00:24:57,779 --> 00:25:01,434 You know, Derek really did try to stop those football players. 339 00:25:01,535 --> 00:25:03,582 But you know how seniors are. 340 00:25:03,926 --> 00:25:06,726 Anyway, I know he feels bad about what happened that day. 341 00:25:07,868 --> 00:25:11,792 You know, they say that people who don't let go of the past die faster. 342 00:25:11,892 --> 00:25:13,367 And get more acne. 343 00:25:18,958 --> 00:25:21,278 I'm sweating like five hogs. 344 00:25:21,377 --> 00:25:24,482 Due to irregularities in temperature, we should be prepared. 345 00:25:24,582 --> 00:25:27,994 OK, I got the winning lottery numbers right here. 346 00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:32,401 To guarantee that the vortex maintains stability long enough to return safely, 347 00:25:32,501 --> 00:25:34,638 we only have ten minutes on the other side. 348 00:25:34,737 --> 00:25:37,697 Otherwise, we run the risk of exploding. 349 00:25:37,798 --> 00:25:40,918 That's funny, I thought you said exploding. 350 00:25:41,017 --> 00:25:43,339 I did. Activating grid... 351 00:25:47,217 --> 00:25:50,270 Um... what's with the grappling hook? 352 00:25:50,370 --> 00:25:52,312 You making fun of the hook? 353 00:25:52,412 --> 00:25:55,367 What? No, no. Love, love the hook. 354 00:26:02,917 --> 00:26:05,855 Next stop... funky town. 355 00:26:09,131 --> 00:26:10,950 Whoa! 356 00:26:18,684 --> 00:26:21,641 I just remembered. I forgot to triple check the... 357 00:26:21,740 --> 00:26:25,357 Can we talk about this? 358 00:26:57,398 --> 00:26:59,369 We gotta work on our landings. 359 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,658 1:27 yesterday. We did it. 360 00:27:03,758 --> 00:27:06,798 Oh yes, we did it. We're time travelers. 361 00:27:06,898 --> 00:27:10,452 ā™Ŗ We're time travelers We're time travelers ā™Ŗ 362 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:14,010 ā™Ŗ We're time, we're time, we're time we're time, we're time travelers ā™Ŗ 363 00:27:14,034 --> 00:27:17,458 - ā™Ŗ We're time travelers ā™Ŗ - Is he OK? 364 00:27:17,558 --> 00:27:19,908 He really loves science. 365 00:27:20,781 --> 00:27:24,152 ā™Ŗ We're time travelers We're time travelers ā™Ŗ 366 00:27:31,872 --> 00:27:35,835 One lottery ticket, please. These are the numbers. 367 00:27:36,180 --> 00:27:39,153 - We're feeling lucky. - Uh-huh. 368 00:27:39,254 --> 00:27:43,821 Are you feeling like you have I.D.? You need to be 18 to buy a lottery ticket. 369 00:27:50,578 --> 00:27:52,480 Hi. We need to ask you a favor. 370 00:27:53,550 --> 00:27:56,615 He wants a tip. 371 00:27:58,195 --> 00:27:59,845 Here, OK. 372 00:27:59,944 --> 00:28:04,498 We need you to buy us a lottery ticket with these numbers. 373 00:28:05,744 --> 00:28:07,406 What do you say? 374 00:28:10,319 --> 00:28:12,290 - Tip him. - Oh. 375 00:28:13,661 --> 00:28:15,790 It's all I got, OK? 376 00:28:19,372 --> 00:28:22,435 You guys. You guys! We have two minutes to get back to school! 377 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:25,430 New plan. We'll meet you here tomorrow at 12:00. 378 00:28:25,499 --> 00:28:27,455 Hang on to the ticket till then, OK? 379 00:28:28,425 --> 00:28:29,893 OK. 380 00:28:33,401 --> 00:28:36,967 OK, that's the second fluctuation, of the same exact magnitude, 381 00:28:37,076 --> 00:28:39,363 at the same exact location. 382 00:28:39,463 --> 00:28:41,999 I'm telling you, it's a technical glitch. 383 00:28:42,099 --> 00:28:43,646 What else could it be? 384 00:28:43,757 --> 00:28:47,209 You think they all of a sudden started drilling for oil in Summerton? 385 00:28:47,309 --> 00:28:49,459 Now, let's just get back to work, all right? 386 00:28:50,939 --> 00:28:52,909 Can you help me un-knot this? 387 00:29:02,329 --> 00:29:04,767 Cool. I can't believe he won. 388 00:29:05,069 --> 00:29:07,890 An incredible story from Summerton this afternoon. 389 00:29:07,990 --> 00:29:10,661 The winner of the State Lottery, announced last night, 390 00:29:10,761 --> 00:29:14,687 has turned out to be none other than Robot Man. 391 00:29:18,631 --> 00:29:19,997 Told you. 392 00:29:23,707 --> 00:29:27,329 OK, so tomorrow we go back in time and get a new lottery ticket. 393 00:29:27,428 --> 00:29:30,912 - But this time, we be sure... - No. Virgil, it's wrong. 394 00:29:31,391 --> 00:29:33,624 It's cheating. 395 00:29:35,365 --> 00:29:37,859 You're right. It is cheating. 396 00:29:38,841 --> 00:29:41,688 New plan. We go on TV with the machine, do an infomercial, 397 00:29:41,712 --> 00:29:45,469 sell like 8,000 of them and instantly become rich and humongously popular! 398 00:29:45,569 --> 00:29:47,907 And they say you can't buy happiness. 399 00:29:48,007 --> 00:29:52,283 Listen to me. If anyone finds out about this time machine 400 00:29:52,383 --> 00:29:56,124 it will be the end of me, you, and Zeke. 401 00:29:56,225 --> 00:29:57,371 The end! 402 00:29:57,479 --> 00:30:00,212 Can you back up? I have personal space issues. 403 00:30:08,636 --> 00:30:10,800 Oh, no. 404 00:30:12,911 --> 00:30:14,782 Think outside the box. 405 00:30:14,882 --> 00:30:16,608 There's an important use for the machine. 406 00:30:16,632 --> 00:30:19,475 What's more important than being rich and popular? 407 00:30:19,575 --> 00:30:23,397 Kidding! I'm kidding... mostly. 408 00:30:36,996 --> 00:30:39,365 Hey, Chester. Looking for these? 409 00:30:39,467 --> 00:30:42,634 Hey, gimme those! 410 00:30:49,656 --> 00:30:53,176 If you're trying out a new look, let me say it's not working. 411 00:30:53,277 --> 00:30:56,897 Those kids stole my clothes. Can you help me get them back? 412 00:30:57,806 --> 00:30:59,626 I'd like to. Really, I would. 413 00:30:59,725 --> 00:31:03,433 But that would mean altering the delicate social system at the school. 414 00:31:03,532 --> 00:31:05,648 So... good luck. 415 00:31:09,898 --> 00:31:13,430 Virgil, I just had a brilliant idea. 416 00:31:14,007 --> 00:31:17,846 - You mean use the time machine to... - Exactly. 417 00:31:21,056 --> 00:31:23,476 - Starch! - Again, scorch. 418 00:31:23,577 --> 00:31:25,895 Did you read the instructions I e-mailed you? 419 00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:27,559 I'm sorry. 420 00:31:30,976 --> 00:31:33,127 OK, so let me get this straight. 421 00:31:33,228 --> 00:31:36,868 You're saying we become like silent heroes 422 00:31:36,969 --> 00:31:39,519 - to the un-cool? - Look around. 423 00:31:39,627 --> 00:31:42,111 We live in a world where mere minutes 424 00:31:42,212 --> 00:31:44,819 can make or break a person's entire future. 425 00:31:44,918 --> 00:31:48,471 Take what happened freshman year. Had I known it would ruin my life, 426 00:31:48,580 --> 00:31:51,410 - I never would've done it. - Tell us how you really feel? 427 00:31:51,434 --> 00:31:55,373 Think about all the kids at this school like Chester, like us. 428 00:31:55,472 --> 00:31:58,434 We all live in constant fear of humiliation, 429 00:31:58,534 --> 00:32:01,890 because we happen to be smaller, less coordinated, whatever. 430 00:32:01,991 --> 00:32:04,003 But we can change that. 431 00:32:04,447 --> 00:32:08,319 The Minutemen must use their powers for truth and justice. 432 00:32:08,990 --> 00:32:11,553 And then we focus on getting rich. 433 00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:13,756 Again, I'm kidding. 434 00:32:14,803 --> 00:32:18,766 - And who are the Minutemen? - We. Us. 435 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,248 The all-important minutes in time. 436 00:32:23,788 --> 00:32:26,440 - Clever, right? - Sort of. 437 00:32:26,539 --> 00:32:28,189 Not really. 438 00:32:31,872 --> 00:32:35,227 Forget it! None of these remote control hookups are gonna work. 439 00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:36,828 This is no good. 440 00:32:36,927 --> 00:32:39,683 We have to make adjustments while we're back in time. 441 00:32:39,788 --> 00:32:43,353 Well, then, I guess one of us is going to hang back. 442 00:32:43,463 --> 00:32:44,978 - Not it! - Not it. 443 00:32:45,077 --> 00:32:48,233 Not it! Aww! Dang it! 444 00:32:48,740 --> 00:32:51,027 - Unfair, I invented the machine. - OK. 445 00:32:51,127 --> 00:32:53,399 - Re-do. Not it! - Not it! 446 00:32:53,499 --> 00:32:56,650 Not it! Double dang it! 447 00:32:56,757 --> 00:32:59,730 Not it! That was fun. 448 00:32:59,831 --> 00:33:04,190 - Not it! - Uh, Jeanette, what are you doing here? 449 00:33:04,290 --> 00:33:06,690 I was looking for a club to join and I saw yours. 450 00:33:06,745 --> 00:33:10,170 - 'The Back To The Future Fan Club.' - Oh, right. 451 00:33:10,269 --> 00:33:13,209 I love that movie, even though I never really saw it. 452 00:33:13,309 --> 00:33:15,546 But I totally love the idea of time travel. 453 00:33:15,645 --> 00:33:19,116 I mean, it's just so... science fiction-y. 454 00:33:19,215 --> 00:33:22,257 Actually Jeanette, your timing is interesting. 455 00:33:22,357 --> 00:33:24,474 No, it isn't, Virgil. What are you doing? 456 00:33:24,784 --> 00:33:27,002 Uh... Excuse us. 457 00:33:30,696 --> 00:33:34,159 - Shh! - It's gonna mess up... 458 00:33:35,540 --> 00:33:36,553 Hi. 459 00:33:36,654 --> 00:33:38,759 - No, no, no! - Listen to me. 460 00:33:38,860 --> 00:33:42,331 - No, no, no. - Think about what's going on. 461 00:33:45,327 --> 00:33:46,659 OK. 462 00:33:49,502 --> 00:33:51,199 Jeanette, have a seat. 463 00:34:04,366 --> 00:34:05,366 Whoa! 464 00:34:05,436 --> 00:34:08,590 - OK, you know what to do, right? - Sure thing, Puffin. 465 00:34:08,689 --> 00:34:10,738 Um... but first... 466 00:34:13,953 --> 00:34:16,517 We so have to do something about those outfits. 467 00:34:16,626 --> 00:34:17,890 Huh? 468 00:34:22,305 --> 00:34:24,400 There you go. That's better. 469 00:34:26,180 --> 00:34:28,942 - Where did you get these? - My Dad just bought Ski World. 470 00:34:28,966 --> 00:34:31,884 How lucky is that? If he still owned The Shrimp 'n Waffle Hut 471 00:34:31,908 --> 00:34:33,952 that would be like, no help at all. 472 00:34:36,367 --> 00:34:38,587 I've been looking for something form-fitting 473 00:34:38,687 --> 00:34:40,723 that would highlight these massive guns. 474 00:34:40,822 --> 00:34:43,308 - You're built like a chihuahua. - You look like a yeti. 475 00:34:43,332 --> 00:34:45,764 - You think I don't know what a yeti is? - Do you? 476 00:34:45,788 --> 00:34:47,913 - Virgil, grow up. - Me, grow up? You grow up! 477 00:34:47,937 --> 00:34:50,288 - Don't yell at Charlie! - I'm not! You stop yelling! 478 00:34:50,312 --> 00:34:53,219 I never yell at people. 479 00:34:53,319 --> 00:34:55,157 Stop yelling! 480 00:34:55,256 --> 00:34:58,256 I never thought time travel would involve so much bickering. 481 00:35:04,194 --> 00:35:06,323 Oh, man! 482 00:35:09,271 --> 00:35:11,299 Hold it right there, friend. 483 00:35:13,847 --> 00:35:17,705 Uh, if you guys are gonna pick on me, you'll have to take a number. 484 00:35:17,804 --> 00:35:19,884 - Don't be afraid. - We're here to help. 485 00:35:31,217 --> 00:35:33,188 What's going on, fellas? 486 00:35:33,287 --> 00:35:37,957 Oh, you can keep those. I got myself some new threads. 487 00:35:46,649 --> 00:35:48,312 Who were those snowsuit guys? 488 00:35:50,090 --> 00:35:51,856 After twenty years of service 489 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:55,249 the board gives you either a gold watch or one of these. 490 00:35:55,349 --> 00:35:57,254 My sweet little castle. 491 00:35:57,354 --> 00:36:01,061 Don't touch it. It's going in my office in a bulletproof glass case. 492 00:36:01,161 --> 00:36:03,082 It's delicate. 493 00:36:27,336 --> 00:36:28,896 Did we win? Did we win? 494 00:36:29,006 --> 00:36:31,910 Oh, we won all right. We won big. 495 00:36:32,447 --> 00:36:34,733 Nurse Ratchett and Coach Bob 496 00:36:34,834 --> 00:36:38,140 have seen it before and they assure me it's not contagious. 497 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:41,392 One more thing, before we wrap up this morning's announcements. 498 00:36:41,498 --> 00:36:45,269 Recently, a group of students dressed in snowsuits, 499 00:36:45,374 --> 00:36:47,391 disrupted a gym class. 500 00:36:47,490 --> 00:36:50,767 More importantly, they destroyed my precious diorama. 501 00:36:50,867 --> 00:36:54,174 Whoever you students are, let me make it perfectly clear 502 00:36:54,273 --> 00:36:58,529 that once you are identified, you will be severely punished. 503 00:37:00,338 --> 00:37:01,690 That is all. 504 00:37:01,790 --> 00:37:04,258 Cool. We're outlaws. 505 00:37:04,358 --> 00:37:07,581 - On the run from Johnny Law. - Naughty Neds. 506 00:37:09,992 --> 00:37:13,363 That's what my mom calls me when I forget to floss. 507 00:37:26,326 --> 00:37:31,167 Perfect, except I think that's a dangling participle. 508 00:37:31,972 --> 00:37:34,135 I hate it when those things dangle. 509 00:37:34,744 --> 00:37:38,867 Pick up in five minutes, OK? 510 00:37:38,966 --> 00:37:42,439 I'm totally tired and need to sit down. 511 00:37:42,539 --> 00:37:45,579 You think maybe you could just bring the food to our table? 512 00:37:45,679 --> 00:37:49,437 You know, bend the rules just a little bit? 513 00:37:49,543 --> 00:37:54,496 Eugene von Hoserberg. 514 00:37:54,597 --> 00:37:58,458 - Uh... You bet. - Great. 515 00:38:05,108 --> 00:38:06,928 So, do you think you get it? 516 00:38:07,028 --> 00:38:08,845 Um... yeah. 517 00:38:18,203 --> 00:38:19,718 Here you go... 518 00:38:24,584 --> 00:38:26,052 Nice one, dork. 519 00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:29,451 Way to go, Eugene. 520 00:38:39,983 --> 00:38:43,615 Eugene von Hoserberg. 521 00:38:43,724 --> 00:38:46,092 - Uh... You bet. - Great. 522 00:38:58,621 --> 00:39:01,341 - Here you go. - All right! The Snowsuit Guys! 523 00:39:09,779 --> 00:39:11,828 All right, the Snowsuit guys. 524 00:39:11,928 --> 00:39:14,217 Way to go, Snow Guys. 525 00:39:16,426 --> 00:39:17,986 Way to go, Eugene. 526 00:39:20,734 --> 00:39:22,898 Whoa... deja vu. 527 00:39:33,195 --> 00:39:36,361 The jig is up, Ski Club! Or should I say... 528 00:39:36,769 --> 00:39:38,796 ...Snowsuit Guys? 529 00:41:00,746 --> 00:41:02,864 Yeah, I party with them all the time. 530 00:41:02,963 --> 00:41:05,468 Who's this we're talking about, Eugene? 531 00:41:05,567 --> 00:41:09,379 Oh, hey, Virgil. Yeah, it's nobody you know. 532 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,818 I'm just talking about the Snowsuit Guys. 533 00:41:11,917 --> 00:41:13,721 Oh, yeah, I heard about them. 534 00:41:13,822 --> 00:41:15,890 They're supposed to be total heroes. 535 00:41:15,990 --> 00:41:18,940 Oh, and I hear the medium height guy, is extremely hilarious 536 00:41:19,034 --> 00:41:21,318 and devastatingly handsome... 537 00:41:22,859 --> 00:41:25,797 And they're called the Minutemen, not the Snowsuit Guys! 538 00:41:29,975 --> 00:41:32,693 Anyone notice that Eugene has copped an attitude? 539 00:41:32,794 --> 00:41:34,796 You want attitude, check out Chester. 540 00:41:34,896 --> 00:41:37,604 Am I a trend setter? You tell me, amigo. 541 00:41:37,704 --> 00:41:41,255 I mean, who else are these kids supposed to look up to to set trends? 542 00:41:41,365 --> 00:41:42,732 Those doorknobs? 543 00:41:44,270 --> 00:41:46,991 Virgil? Virgil, Virgil! 544 00:41:47,091 --> 00:41:49,999 I almost called you, but I wanted to tell you in person. 545 00:41:50,099 --> 00:41:53,648 - What? What's going on? - I got accepted into UC Belmont! 546 00:41:54,459 --> 00:41:55,807 Get out! 547 00:41:55,908 --> 00:42:00,064 But it's not a done deal yet. I applied for a cheerleading scholarship. 548 00:42:00,172 --> 00:42:04,063 They're sending a scout, which means I have to work on my pyramid dismount. 549 00:42:04,162 --> 00:42:07,165 That's so cool! I'm so psyched for you! You love that school! 550 00:42:07,265 --> 00:42:09,736 - Steph! - Oh, Derek. 551 00:42:09,836 --> 00:42:12,179 - Oh. - Gotta tell him about the scholarship. 552 00:42:12,279 --> 00:42:15,499 So, I'll see you later, Virg. Bye. 553 00:42:19,478 --> 00:42:22,246 Charlie, what's wrong? 554 00:42:23,353 --> 00:42:27,259 OK, there's something I haven't told you about the time travel formula. 555 00:42:28,465 --> 00:42:32,552 Remember there was one last piece of the equation that evaded me for years, 556 00:42:32,652 --> 00:42:34,559 until I found what I was looking for 557 00:42:34,660 --> 00:42:37,932 through a round-the-clock internet downloading procedure. 558 00:42:38,032 --> 00:42:40,784 - He was hacking. - It gets worse. 559 00:42:42,627 --> 00:42:45,098 - I stole it from NASA. - You robbed NASA? 560 00:42:50,377 --> 00:42:53,410 - It's not as bad as it sounds. - Yes, it's worse than it sounds. 561 00:42:53,434 --> 00:42:55,834 The files were from the 1960s, they were defunct. 562 00:42:55,889 --> 00:42:59,245 - No one has touched them for decades. - This is bad, real bad. 563 00:42:59,345 --> 00:43:01,376 - We could go to prison. - Just so you know, 564 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,900 if we do go to prison, and we share the same cell, I snore like a chain saw. 565 00:43:04,924 --> 00:43:06,761 - Great. - This won't be a problem 566 00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:10,947 as long as we don't use the machine for awhile and lay low. 567 00:43:19,439 --> 00:43:22,502 Mmm, I dropped a grape. 568 00:43:31,999 --> 00:43:33,627 So, how did it happen? 569 00:43:43,256 --> 00:43:47,547 Forget it. It's terrible Stephanie fell off the top of the pyramid. 570 00:43:47,647 --> 00:43:52,006 But forget it. I mean, we all said that we were being watched, right? 571 00:43:52,342 --> 00:43:53,901 The heat is on. 572 00:43:54,012 --> 00:43:57,267 If we don't help Stephanie she could lose out on her scholarship. 573 00:43:57,366 --> 00:44:00,416 - We have to go back. - 'Cause you have a creepy crush on her! 574 00:44:00,470 --> 00:44:02,413 Oh! Creepy crush. I vote yes! 575 00:44:02,512 --> 00:44:05,962 Charlie, you said it yourself, the files you hacked into were defunct. 576 00:44:06,048 --> 00:44:09,556 I'll bet nobody knows they're missing. Need I remind you? 577 00:44:09,657 --> 00:44:12,981 We are the Minutemen, not the Weeniemen. 578 00:44:20,435 --> 00:44:22,199 Don't be late for dinner! 579 00:44:43,649 --> 00:44:45,300 OK, we need a plan of action. 580 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,540 - We've got to be extremely discreet. - And bold and decisive. 581 00:44:48,641 --> 00:44:50,741 - Zeke, what do you think? - Where'd he go? 582 00:44:50,810 --> 00:44:52,928 - Zeke? - Where'd he go? 583 00:44:54,406 --> 00:44:56,877 At least we got the bold and decisive part. 584 00:45:01,889 --> 00:45:02,889 Go, go, go! 585 00:45:08,369 --> 00:45:10,100 Come back here! Come on. 586 00:45:18,991 --> 00:45:21,018 Snowsuit Guys. 587 00:45:26,574 --> 00:45:30,275 - What's up, Gene. - Hey, dudes. Mind if I hack in? 588 00:45:33,521 --> 00:45:35,388 Stop! Hold it right there! 589 00:45:36,428 --> 00:45:39,333 Go Rams! Whoo! 590 00:45:48,787 --> 00:45:50,373 Good catch! 591 00:45:50,473 --> 00:45:53,380 Wow. 592 00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:56,561 I don't know who you are, but you're amazing. 593 00:45:57,605 --> 00:45:58,972 Get out. 594 00:46:01,246 --> 00:46:04,310 Snowsuit Guys, Snowsuit Guys! 595 00:46:06,124 --> 00:46:09,379 Get... whoa! 596 00:46:15,009 --> 00:46:17,025 - All right! - Yeah! Snowsuit Guys! 597 00:46:17,125 --> 00:46:19,630 And we're called the Minutemen! 598 00:46:19,730 --> 00:46:21,279 Yeehaw! 599 00:46:31,477 --> 00:46:34,997 According to my calculations, you guys are in my way. 600 00:46:35,097 --> 00:46:39,823 - Leave us alone, Chester. - I'm not fond of your hat. 601 00:46:40,129 --> 00:46:43,952 - Excuse me, what is going on here? - Chester keeps harassing us. 602 00:46:44,053 --> 00:46:46,805 - Shut up, dirtball. - Everyone, settle down. 603 00:46:47,344 --> 00:46:51,235 Chester, last I remember you were at the bottom of the food chain, 604 00:46:51,335 --> 00:46:54,885 and I will not tolerate students leapfrogging to a higher social status. 605 00:46:54,993 --> 00:46:57,123 So you come with me. 606 00:47:00,571 --> 00:47:02,689 - The Ram's Horn? - Thanks. 607 00:47:02,789 --> 00:47:04,508 - Sure. - can I have one? 608 00:47:04,948 --> 00:47:07,499 - 'Robot Man Sues Old Lady'? - Virgil, this is bad. 609 00:47:07,598 --> 00:47:10,753 We are changing the outcome of things we never planned on. 610 00:47:10,860 --> 00:47:13,213 - Our jumps cause a chain reaction. - How so? 611 00:47:13,314 --> 00:47:16,255 Chester getting in trouble. That's never happened before. 612 00:47:16,355 --> 00:47:21,008 Robot men suing old ladies? It's a world gone mad! 613 00:47:22,852 --> 00:47:24,583 Mad I tell you! 614 00:47:28,397 --> 00:47:31,962 Global warming. He's really freaked out. 615 00:47:37,349 --> 00:47:39,912 Hey, you, uh, need a hand? 616 00:47:40,623 --> 00:47:43,106 Uh... Steph. 617 00:47:43,206 --> 00:47:44,845 Um, not, not really. 618 00:47:44,945 --> 00:47:48,086 - What are you...? - I figure it's the least I can do, 619 00:47:48,185 --> 00:47:50,126 - to thank you. - For what? 620 00:47:50,227 --> 00:47:53,148 For saving me. Snowsuit Guy. 621 00:47:54,152 --> 00:47:57,922 - What? Oh, no, no, no. - Oh, don't even try it, Virg. 622 00:47:58,027 --> 00:48:00,380 'Get out?' Please. 623 00:48:00,481 --> 00:48:04,953 You, Charlie, and Zeke Thompson 624 00:48:05,054 --> 00:48:06,806 - are the Snowsuit Guys. - Steph... 625 00:48:06,979 --> 00:48:10,666 I knew it! That is so cool! I figured it out because I started thinking. 626 00:48:10,767 --> 00:48:13,550 The kids you helped, it was before something bad was about to happen, 627 00:48:13,574 --> 00:48:15,374 - like with me. - That is ridiculous. 628 00:48:15,411 --> 00:48:18,211 How are we gonna know when something bad is gonna happen? 629 00:48:18,269 --> 00:48:21,124 That's exactly what I asked myself. 630 00:48:21,224 --> 00:48:24,464 I thought about it and I thought about it. 631 00:48:24,564 --> 00:48:27,702 - Then I figured it out. - No, you didn't. 632 00:48:27,803 --> 00:48:28,804 - Yes, I did. - No. 633 00:48:28,904 --> 00:48:30,941 - You couldn't have. - Admit it, Virgil. 634 00:48:31,042 --> 00:48:33,796 You, Charlie and Zeke... 635 00:48:34,504 --> 00:48:36,723 - ...are psychic. - Time travelers? 636 00:48:36,822 --> 00:48:38,458 What? Who said 'time travelers'? 637 00:48:38,559 --> 00:48:40,798 - No, that's crazy. We're psychic. - Get out! 638 00:48:40,898 --> 00:48:43,305 - We're psychic. I heard you... - No, no, no. 639 00:48:43,405 --> 00:48:47,342 Virgil, you said time travel. Oh my gosh, cool! How do you do it? Huh? Huh? 640 00:48:47,441 --> 00:48:48,729 Huh? Huh? 641 00:48:53,945 --> 00:48:55,505 Down! 642 00:49:03,465 --> 00:49:04,681 Time out! 643 00:49:04,781 --> 00:49:07,786 Six seconds left in this match of crosstown rivals. 644 00:49:07,887 --> 00:49:11,895 The Hornets cling to a four-point lead coming on fourth and goal for Summerton. 645 00:49:11,995 --> 00:49:14,682 Football. Remind me why we're here again. 646 00:49:15,057 --> 00:49:18,012 'Cause some kid always embarrasses himself at these things. 647 00:49:18,113 --> 00:49:19,860 Just keep your eyes open. 648 00:49:20,334 --> 00:49:22,484 You know, I'm actually very bright. 649 00:49:22,585 --> 00:49:24,892 Even though a lot of people see me as sputty. 650 00:49:24,993 --> 00:49:28,144 - Sputty? - A cross between spunky and nutty. 651 00:49:28,618 --> 00:49:30,178 Great. 652 00:49:30,389 --> 00:49:34,557 Listen, Beau, it's all in your hands, but no pressure. 653 00:49:34,664 --> 00:49:38,318 All right? Forget that there's six seconds left on the clock. 654 00:49:38,418 --> 00:49:42,127 Forget that you could put Summerton High on the map. 655 00:49:42,227 --> 00:49:44,583 Forget my little boy is up there in the stands, 656 00:49:44,685 --> 00:49:46,980 looking down on his father trying to fulfill a lifelong dream 657 00:49:47,004 --> 00:49:50,623 of winning a state championship. Forget about all that. 658 00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,365 What I want is you... 659 00:49:53,470 --> 00:49:56,692 ...you, to, uh... 660 00:49:56,792 --> 00:50:00,398 - Be the ball? - Be the ball. 661 00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:02,512 Be the ball! Go get 'em! 662 00:50:08,435 --> 00:50:10,755 Down! Blue, twenty-two! 663 00:50:10,855 --> 00:50:12,970 - Go Rams go! - Blue, twenty-two! 664 00:50:13,679 --> 00:50:17,050 - Set! Hike! - Whoo! 665 00:50:17,154 --> 00:50:21,410 Down with Tolkan! Done with Tolkan! 666 00:50:21,510 --> 00:50:23,865 Down with Tolkan! 667 00:50:23,967 --> 00:50:26,735 For a guy with nudity issues, he's come full circle. 668 00:50:28,111 --> 00:50:30,878 Loses the ball! There's a fumble on the play! 669 00:50:32,152 --> 00:50:34,715 And Hamilton's got it! 670 00:50:37,430 --> 00:50:40,767 The Hornets win! What a heartbreaker for Summerton. 671 00:50:50,691 --> 00:50:53,980 I always knew you were gonna do big things, Virg, but time travel? 672 00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:55,349 That's whacked out, man. 673 00:50:55,449 --> 00:50:59,122 One, two, three, four Your team stinks. You'll never score! 674 00:50:59,223 --> 00:51:00,960 - Amy... - Five six seven eight 675 00:51:01,060 --> 00:51:04,368 - You can't touch this. I'm too great. - Amy, that's it. Upstairs! 676 00:51:04,468 --> 00:51:07,776 Stephanie, I didn't even see you. It's so weird that you're here. 677 00:51:07,876 --> 00:51:11,183 And oh my gosh, Derek Beaugard? 678 00:51:11,282 --> 00:51:13,954 You are like the best football player ever... 679 00:51:14,054 --> 00:51:16,807 ...except for that blown play yesterday. 680 00:51:17,547 --> 00:51:21,501 - Just go. Amy, go watch cartoons. - No. 681 00:51:21,601 --> 00:51:23,909 I'm so, so sorry. 682 00:51:24,010 --> 00:51:27,215 I'm trying to talk my folks into caging her when there's company. 683 00:51:27,316 --> 00:51:29,066 She's so cute. 684 00:51:30,173 --> 00:51:32,528 Oh. So, um... 685 00:51:32,629 --> 00:51:36,383 About the game yesterday, Virg. That was a really big deal for Derek. 686 00:51:36,488 --> 00:51:38,738 He feels like he let everybody in school down. 687 00:51:38,806 --> 00:51:41,911 - I would've won that game. - Chester streaked across the field 688 00:51:42,012 --> 00:51:44,812 - and distracted him. - What's gotten into all the dorks? 689 00:51:44,872 --> 00:51:47,605 It's like they just don't know their place anymore. 690 00:51:50,284 --> 00:51:55,210 So you guys want the Minutemen to stop Chester from interfering with the game? 691 00:51:55,311 --> 00:51:59,051 Uh, no, man. We want you guys to do it. 692 00:51:59,151 --> 00:52:00,886 Who are the... Minutemen? 693 00:52:00,987 --> 00:52:02,464 That's us. 694 00:52:03,946 --> 00:52:05,108 Never mind. 695 00:52:05,983 --> 00:52:09,537 - So, uh... - I don't know. 696 00:52:09,636 --> 00:52:12,913 - Charlie's gonna be a tough sell. - Come on, Virg. 697 00:52:13,013 --> 00:52:17,019 I know we never really talked about what went down that day, freshman year. 698 00:52:17,119 --> 00:52:20,627 But the thing is, I tried to stop them. It was a raw deal, man. 699 00:52:20,727 --> 00:52:23,274 I wish you and I could get back to how we used to be. 700 00:52:23,298 --> 00:52:24,414 Always chillin'. 701 00:52:26,093 --> 00:52:28,587 What do you say, man? 702 00:52:40,556 --> 00:52:42,458 Scorch! 703 00:52:46,736 --> 00:52:49,768 I can't believe you want to help Derek after what he did to you? 704 00:52:49,792 --> 00:52:53,065 - Did to us? - It didn't happen the way we think. 705 00:52:53,165 --> 00:52:56,601 - And besides, it's time to move on. - I've been running some tests. 706 00:52:56,700 --> 00:53:00,046 We might be damaging the space-time continuum with our time travel. 707 00:53:00,145 --> 00:53:05,086 That could have serious consequences to our future or even the planet. 708 00:53:05,186 --> 00:53:07,636 What happened to Derek in that game was our fault. 709 00:53:07,696 --> 00:53:09,600 - Indirectly. - He's right, Kookaburra. 710 00:53:09,701 --> 00:53:12,901 Chester's a different person after you rescued him in the Locker. 711 00:53:12,958 --> 00:53:15,278 - Excellent point. - Is it me, 712 00:53:15,378 --> 00:53:17,925 or have I totally lost control of this project? 713 00:53:18,036 --> 00:53:19,800 Lost control, bro. 714 00:53:25,451 --> 00:53:27,421 Sorry I'm late. 715 00:53:32,099 --> 00:53:33,396 Activating grid. 716 00:53:38,211 --> 00:53:40,666 Ah, yes. We mustn't forget the grappling hook. 717 00:53:40,766 --> 00:53:45,192 Everybody's gotta make fun of the hook. You'll all be sorry. 718 00:53:53,644 --> 00:53:56,013 Whee! 719 00:53:59,623 --> 00:54:01,992 I will never get tired of that. 720 00:54:14,622 --> 00:54:16,875 Yeah! 721 00:54:16,974 --> 00:54:18,087 Ha! 722 00:54:32,425 --> 00:54:34,954 Hey, guys. You seen this? 723 00:54:40,610 --> 00:54:42,637 Can I get a little help, guys? 724 00:54:43,282 --> 00:54:44,649 Guys, a little help? 725 00:54:48,593 --> 00:54:51,346 Beaugard loses the ball, fumbles the play. 726 00:54:51,447 --> 00:54:54,200 Hamilton's got it! And the Hornets win. 727 00:54:56,176 --> 00:55:00,866 So because you took this tape with you when you jumped back in time... 728 00:55:00,966 --> 00:55:02,922 It still exists. 729 00:55:03,024 --> 00:55:06,177 - Pretty clever, huh? - This is crazy, man. 730 00:55:06,277 --> 00:55:08,719 You're the man! I gotta tell the guys about this. 731 00:55:08,819 --> 00:55:10,317 - No! - You can't do that! 732 00:55:10,418 --> 00:55:12,828 This is too big. This has got to stay between us. 733 00:55:12,927 --> 00:55:15,766 Yeah, yeah, no worries, brother. But we gotta celebrate. 734 00:55:15,867 --> 00:55:18,807 Tomorrow we're partying at my house and you gotta be there. 735 00:55:18,907 --> 00:55:22,545 Oh, I want to. I, I can't, though. I'm hanging out with Charlie. 736 00:55:22,644 --> 00:55:26,401 The Weather Network is counting down the top ten hailstorms of all time. 737 00:55:28,010 --> 00:55:31,973 I didn't realize how lame an evening that was till I said it out loud. 738 00:55:42,975 --> 00:55:44,861 Oh! Thank you. 739 00:55:44,962 --> 00:55:46,106 Thanks. 740 00:55:46,215 --> 00:55:47,774 So, you having fun? 741 00:55:47,886 --> 00:55:51,039 Oh, yeah. I haven't been to a party since I was ten. 742 00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:53,089 And I remember the pony threw up on me. 743 00:55:53,531 --> 00:55:56,560 - That was my birthday party. - Oh. 744 00:55:58,540 --> 00:56:00,659 I'm kidding. 745 00:56:00,758 --> 00:56:02,979 Oh, good. 746 00:56:05,622 --> 00:56:08,741 So I guess you're going to the dance Saturday? 747 00:56:08,842 --> 00:56:10,389 Yeah, I guess. 748 00:56:10,767 --> 00:56:12,687 You don't sound happy about it. 749 00:56:12,787 --> 00:56:15,322 I don't know. Derek and I go to every party, 750 00:56:15,422 --> 00:56:17,697 every social gathering. 751 00:56:17,796 --> 00:56:20,202 It's really a sickness when you think about it. 752 00:56:20,303 --> 00:56:21,653 I don't know. 753 00:56:21,756 --> 00:56:24,523 Being popular seems like a very satisfying way of life. 754 00:56:25,097 --> 00:56:27,749 I don't know about that. 755 00:56:27,849 --> 00:56:30,319 Sometimes I wonder if I chose the right path. 756 00:56:30,418 --> 00:56:33,268 I mean, look at you. You don't seem to mind that you're... 757 00:56:33,916 --> 00:56:35,613 ...um... 758 00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:37,802 Captain of the dorks? 759 00:56:37,902 --> 00:56:40,110 I wasn't going to say it like that. 760 00:56:40,209 --> 00:56:44,570 But seriously, you guys look like you're having so much more fun than everyone. 761 00:56:44,672 --> 00:56:47,735 Really? 'Cause from our side, 762 00:56:48,313 --> 00:56:50,309 it looks like you are having all the fun. 763 00:56:50,333 --> 00:56:51,785 - Really? - Yeah. 764 00:56:52,421 --> 00:56:53,970 - Hey, Virg! - Hey. 765 00:56:54,070 --> 00:56:56,012 It is so good partying with you again. 766 00:56:56,113 --> 00:57:00,264 Thank those other guys for me, the big, scary dude, and the little twerp. 767 00:57:00,372 --> 00:57:03,344 Oh! Dang it. I forgot to cancel with Charlie. 768 00:57:03,444 --> 00:57:04,959 Hold on, let me call him. 769 00:57:05,060 --> 00:57:08,419 - Stephanie, come see this. - He probably forgot all about it. 770 00:57:37,717 --> 00:57:40,639 Charlie, how many more times do I have to apologize? 771 00:57:40,739 --> 00:57:43,018 Three hundred and twelve times ought to do it. 772 00:57:43,042 --> 00:57:46,195 Charlie, listen, I'm really, really sorry! 773 00:57:47,905 --> 00:57:49,670 Fine... I forgive you. 774 00:57:49,776 --> 00:57:51,527 Look, I'm just really frazzled. 775 00:57:51,628 --> 00:57:54,728 I'm worried about the time machine and possible ripple effects. 776 00:57:55,555 --> 00:57:58,186 Hang on, I've got another call. I'll get rid of them. 777 00:57:58,761 --> 00:58:00,025 Hello? 778 00:58:00,131 --> 00:58:01,645 Hey, Virgil? 779 00:58:01,745 --> 00:58:03,750 Um... 780 00:58:03,851 --> 00:58:05,956 - I can't believe I just... - What's wrong? 781 00:58:06,056 --> 00:58:07,808 He, um... 782 00:58:07,915 --> 00:58:10,613 - He, um... - Don't go anywhere. I'll be there. 783 00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:19,965 Steph. Steph. 784 00:58:21,409 --> 00:58:23,072 Stephanie? 785 00:58:27,857 --> 00:58:30,589 I haven't done this since eighth grade. 786 00:58:34,470 --> 00:58:38,342 - That, that wasn't there before. - You could have used the front door. 787 00:58:39,113 --> 00:58:41,345 Yeah, but what fun would that be? 788 00:58:45,226 --> 00:58:47,925 So tell me, what happened? 789 00:58:48,099 --> 00:58:51,753 So, Derek got out of practice early. 790 00:58:51,854 --> 00:58:56,199 And when I went over to his house, I saw him kissing Jocelyn Lee. 791 00:58:56,299 --> 00:58:58,982 Oh, Steph. 792 00:58:59,824 --> 00:59:01,575 I knew it, too. 793 00:59:01,675 --> 00:59:03,480 I just didn't want to believe it. 794 00:59:03,581 --> 00:59:06,265 I feel so stupid. 795 00:59:08,909 --> 00:59:12,076 I know how much you like pistachio nuts, but 796 00:59:12,183 --> 00:59:16,123 in the rush to get here, I accidentally grabbed a bag of pasta shells. 797 00:59:18,230 --> 00:59:20,063 Do you have any marinara sauce? 798 00:59:20,300 --> 00:59:22,586 Huh? Well... 799 00:59:22,687 --> 00:59:24,237 No, I can go get some if you... 800 00:59:26,813 --> 00:59:28,506 You're joking. 801 00:59:29,888 --> 00:59:32,574 It was really nice of you to come over, Virg. 802 00:59:32,673 --> 00:59:34,512 You're an amazing friend. 803 00:59:34,611 --> 00:59:37,818 Yeah... friend. 804 00:59:42,347 --> 00:59:44,874 - Hello? - Babe, can we talk this out? 805 00:59:46,222 --> 00:59:48,192 It's Derek. 806 00:59:50,096 --> 00:59:52,830 Listen, I'm going to talk to him. 807 00:59:53,971 --> 00:59:55,671 I have to end it once and for all. 808 00:59:57,980 --> 00:59:59,505 Good luck. 809 01:00:09,303 --> 01:00:10,738 I'm OK! 810 01:00:21,463 --> 01:00:24,111 These repeated irregularities are maintaining half-lives 811 01:00:24,135 --> 01:00:26,252 after their primary incidence. 812 01:00:26,352 --> 01:00:28,705 It's totally weirdsville. 813 01:00:29,580 --> 01:00:32,631 I mean, it's serious, sir. Um... 814 01:00:32,732 --> 01:00:36,683 The fluctuations are emanating directly from Summerton High School. 815 01:00:36,795 --> 01:00:39,114 I actually have a theory about that. 816 01:00:39,215 --> 01:00:41,227 It's, well... 817 01:00:42,106 --> 01:00:45,273 Does the department have any contacts at the FBI? 818 01:00:47,451 --> 01:00:50,807 You know, you're kind of scary and unapproachable. 819 01:00:52,796 --> 01:00:54,823 Can we sit with you? 820 01:00:59,876 --> 01:01:01,772 You don't know what it's like to be me. 821 01:01:01,796 --> 01:01:05,035 Great athlete, hugely popular. 822 01:01:05,136 --> 01:01:08,173 I mean, it's like people expect me to play the field. 823 01:01:08,273 --> 01:01:10,148 - Cheat almost. - What's your point? 824 01:01:10,248 --> 01:01:12,784 But I didn't cheat. Jocelyn made the first move. 825 01:01:12,883 --> 01:01:15,090 She kissed me but I didn't kiss her back. 826 01:01:15,189 --> 01:01:17,828 That does not count as cheating. 827 01:01:17,928 --> 01:01:20,736 The thing is, and this is where you come in, 828 01:01:20,836 --> 01:01:24,745 I want you to go back in time and stop Stephanie from busting me with Jocelyn. 829 01:01:24,845 --> 01:01:26,459 What? 830 01:01:27,268 --> 01:01:30,191 - Why should I? - Because I made a big mistake. 831 01:01:30,290 --> 01:01:34,295 A huge one. And it'll never happen again, I swear. 832 01:01:34,395 --> 01:01:38,139 I don't know. I mean, you really hurt her. 833 01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:41,846 I know. I know and I feel awful. 834 01:01:41,945 --> 01:01:44,463 But Steph and I have been going out a long time now. 835 01:01:44,487 --> 01:01:47,204 She's everything a guy could ever want. 836 01:01:49,181 --> 01:01:51,935 I like that the three of us have been hanging out again. 837 01:01:52,034 --> 01:01:54,784 Like the old days, and it could still be like that, man. 838 01:01:56,362 --> 01:01:58,298 Come on, buddy. What do you say? 839 01:02:00,138 --> 01:02:02,905 - I need to think about it. - Yeah. 840 01:02:03,010 --> 01:02:04,775 Yeah, sure. 841 01:02:15,269 --> 01:02:17,900 Hey! What's going on? Hold up. 842 01:02:19,211 --> 01:02:21,380 Put on your seat belt. 843 01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:34,790 I'm tellin' you, you got the wrong guy. 844 01:02:34,827 --> 01:02:37,076 But I can give you the names of the two... 845 01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:42,440 I was gonna give them fake names. I'd never rat you out. 846 01:02:42,540 --> 01:02:43,878 Yeah, right. 847 01:02:43,978 --> 01:02:47,494 - Mr.'Keep Me On Hold All Night.' - Good afternoon, gentlemen. 848 01:02:47,972 --> 01:02:51,694 My name is Agent Rehnquist, of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. 849 01:02:51,795 --> 01:02:53,995 And I'm going to let you boys in on a secret. 850 01:02:55,086 --> 01:02:57,103 A national secret. 851 01:02:57,203 --> 01:03:00,615 In 1969, shortly after the Apollo 11 moon landing, 852 01:03:00,715 --> 01:03:03,068 the United States government began funding 853 01:03:03,171 --> 01:03:05,540 a number of new scientific projects. 854 01:03:05,642 --> 01:03:08,661 One of these projects was time travel. 855 01:03:08,761 --> 01:03:10,467 - What? - Time travel? 856 01:03:10,567 --> 01:03:12,922 - That's something else. - So science fiction-y. 857 01:03:13,024 --> 01:03:15,542 Hollywood baloney. That's... 858 01:03:15,641 --> 01:03:17,747 The project turned up little results 859 01:03:17,847 --> 01:03:19,885 and was eventually shut down. 860 01:03:19,984 --> 01:03:22,239 The files never again touched. 861 01:03:22,811 --> 01:03:25,113 That is until two months ago 862 01:03:25,585 --> 01:03:29,037 when an industrious individual, or individuals, 863 01:03:29,137 --> 01:03:31,677 broke into the NASA mainframe, 864 01:03:31,776 --> 01:03:35,886 using a computer which we traced to Summerton High School. 865 01:03:35,986 --> 01:03:38,206 All right! I... 866 01:03:39,847 --> 01:03:42,703 What my friend was about to say is that 867 01:03:42,803 --> 01:03:45,440 if you're not going to charge us with anything, 868 01:03:45,540 --> 01:03:49,046 you can't keep us here. That's right, look it up. 869 01:03:49,146 --> 01:03:51,650 I took a semester of Government. 870 01:03:51,751 --> 01:03:53,107 Got a B minus. 871 01:03:56,951 --> 01:04:00,272 I don't understand, sir. You're just letting them go? 872 01:04:00,373 --> 01:04:02,475 We can get more information by watching. 873 01:04:02,575 --> 01:04:05,033 Yeah, but now they know we're watching them. 874 01:04:06,137 --> 01:04:08,438 Yes sir, excellent plan. 875 01:04:10,613 --> 01:04:14,537 This is bad. Real bad. 876 01:04:14,638 --> 01:04:17,510 Yeah, way to go Naughty Ned. 877 01:04:17,611 --> 01:04:20,680 Thanks to you we have the FBI on our backs. 878 01:04:20,781 --> 01:04:23,487 Me? I wanted to stop this whole thing weeks ago! 879 01:04:23,587 --> 01:04:26,530 But no, you had to use it for your own personal gain. 880 01:04:26,629 --> 01:04:29,665 Charlie's right. Going to parties, hanging with the populars. 881 01:04:29,765 --> 01:04:31,717 If I remember correctly, you benefited too. 882 01:04:31,741 --> 01:04:33,977 - How so? - We gave you a life. 883 01:04:34,077 --> 01:04:36,829 Before us, you were this big guy everyone was afraid of. 884 01:04:36,935 --> 01:04:39,498 - You better shut up, Virgil. - See. 885 01:04:39,608 --> 01:04:40,823 You're being mean. 886 01:04:40,924 --> 01:04:44,361 Charlie, why don't you just go home to your computer and your cat. 887 01:04:44,462 --> 01:04:47,002 I will. 888 01:04:47,101 --> 01:04:49,618 Good luck on your new life as a popular person. 889 01:04:51,633 --> 01:04:56,074 I'm outta here, too. I'm better off on my own, I always have been. 890 01:05:08,268 --> 01:05:09,968 Well, that's the last of the data. 891 01:05:10,052 --> 01:05:12,724 Unfortunately, we won't have an answer until morning. 892 01:05:14,348 --> 01:05:17,412 Well, excuse me for not having a supercomputer. 893 01:05:26,339 --> 01:05:28,037 Hello? 894 01:05:29,312 --> 01:05:31,362 Oh. Hey, Derek. 895 01:05:31,462 --> 01:05:34,547 What do you say, Virg? Gonna help me out, buddy? 896 01:05:38,632 --> 01:05:40,329 Yeah, sure... 897 01:05:41,137 --> 01:05:42,697 ...D-rock. 898 01:05:53,698 --> 01:05:56,017 - Ahh! - Good morning, Magpie! 899 01:05:56,118 --> 01:05:59,074 Your mom let me in. It is such a nice day I was thinking 900 01:05:59,176 --> 01:06:01,596 we could go on a walk and talk about our future. 901 01:06:01,697 --> 01:06:03,635 And then... oh! 902 01:06:03,735 --> 01:06:05,785 - I'd like an orange house. - The results! 903 01:06:05,835 --> 01:06:08,685 You wouldn't need an address. On the envelope you just say 904 01:06:08,778 --> 01:06:12,065 'Jeanette Pachelewski, orange house.' 905 01:06:12,471 --> 01:06:14,121 It's done! 906 01:06:17,648 --> 01:06:20,415 Oh, um, I'm no scientist, 907 01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:22,149 but that doesn't look good. 908 01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:25,446 We created a... a... 909 01:06:25,546 --> 01:06:28,561 A... a... Spit it out, Bluebird. 910 01:06:29,306 --> 01:06:31,173 A black hole. 911 01:06:32,245 --> 01:06:33,715 That's bad, right? 912 01:06:34,316 --> 01:06:36,068 As the timeline continues, 913 01:06:36,168 --> 01:06:40,608 we see an increased number of occurrences here in the Summerton area. 914 01:06:40,708 --> 01:06:43,863 If we can all turn to page 47, we can see where I highlighted... 915 01:06:43,969 --> 01:06:45,836 - Hey! - I lied! 916 01:06:46,441 --> 01:06:49,797 I stole the formula, we've been time-traveling all over the place. 917 01:06:49,897 --> 01:06:52,602 Way ahead of you. I'd like you to meet Doctors Connors 918 01:06:52,702 --> 01:06:55,808 and Winthorpe from the seismology department at Pacific Tech. 919 01:06:55,908 --> 01:06:59,117 Doctors, this is Charles Tuttle. 920 01:06:59,216 --> 01:07:01,765 - What are you, nine years old? - He's fourteen. 921 01:07:01,875 --> 01:07:05,196 That's better. Now I don't feel like such a loser. 922 01:07:05,296 --> 01:07:07,752 So you already know about the black hole? 923 01:07:08,222 --> 01:07:10,642 - What? - The black hole! 924 01:07:10,742 --> 01:07:13,080 I knew you guys were underfunded, but come on. 925 01:07:13,180 --> 01:07:16,217 Preposterous. We ran the worst case scenario several times. 926 01:07:16,316 --> 01:07:18,123 We never came up with a black hole. 927 01:07:18,224 --> 01:07:21,579 I see five, six decimals that weren't carried over. 928 01:07:22,317 --> 01:07:24,014 Hmm. 929 01:07:25,825 --> 01:07:28,491 - Oops. - Yeah, oops. 930 01:07:29,633 --> 01:07:33,084 Each time we used the machine, the rift in the space-time continuum 931 01:07:33,185 --> 01:07:36,626 did not disappear. Instead the fluctuations blended together 932 01:07:36,725 --> 01:07:38,798 to create one giant black hole. 933 01:07:38,897 --> 01:07:42,849 The worst part is the black hole will spread until it swallows up Summerton. 934 01:07:42,961 --> 01:07:45,456 Then the Northwest, then the entire United States. 935 01:07:47,569 --> 01:07:49,390 And so on. 936 01:07:49,490 --> 01:07:53,438 - How much time till zero hour? - According to my estimates we have... 937 01:07:54,419 --> 01:07:56,866 ...less than four hours till the end of the world. 938 01:07:56,890 --> 01:08:00,322 OK, people, we are going to Code Red. Get Washington on the phone, now! 939 01:08:00,346 --> 01:08:03,202 There might be a way to reverse it, but it's a longshot. 940 01:08:03,806 --> 01:08:05,901 Well, let's hear it, sir. 941 01:08:19,372 --> 01:08:21,706 I'm excited for the dance tonight. 942 01:08:22,579 --> 01:08:24,695 And you know what? 943 01:08:24,796 --> 01:08:27,310 I'm really glad you're coming with me. 944 01:08:27,655 --> 01:08:30,544 - Hey, what are friends for? - Come on. 945 01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:06,317 - Everything set? - Uh, yeah. 946 01:09:06,417 --> 01:09:10,661 The suits are in the basement, we'll go through the tunnels under the cafeteria. 947 01:09:10,761 --> 01:09:13,411 Sweet. We'll go as soon as they announce the winners. 948 01:09:16,526 --> 01:09:18,188 Hey, Virgil. 949 01:09:25,377 --> 01:09:27,472 Steph... 950 01:09:28,050 --> 01:09:32,537 Do you believe that a person's life can change in a single moment? 951 01:09:32,637 --> 01:09:36,551 Sometimes for the better, other times for the worse? 952 01:09:36,650 --> 01:09:38,537 Yeah, I guess. 953 01:09:39,339 --> 01:09:43,062 There's a moment in one of our lives that's about to change. 954 01:09:43,162 --> 01:09:46,504 And I don't know if it's for the better or for the worse. 955 01:09:46,604 --> 01:09:49,618 Virgil, um, I'm not following. 956 01:09:56,744 --> 01:09:58,907 Uh, attention... 957 01:10:03,792 --> 01:10:06,146 Um, attention everyone. 958 01:10:06,245 --> 01:10:10,468 It's time to announce this year's king and queen of the dance. 959 01:10:10,940 --> 01:10:12,033 But first... 960 01:10:12,978 --> 01:10:15,596 Sonny, Red, and I wanna fry up some 961 01:10:15,696 --> 01:10:19,248 peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Thank you. Thank you very much. 962 01:10:25,404 --> 01:10:28,225 It's Elvis Presley. Anyone? 963 01:10:28,325 --> 01:10:30,838 Come on, that was a brilliant... Whatever. 964 01:10:31,817 --> 01:10:34,948 Stephanie Jameson and Virgil Fox get up here. You won. 965 01:10:37,562 --> 01:10:40,729 - This is such a surprise. - Not really. 966 01:10:40,836 --> 01:10:44,235 To guarantee we'd win, I went back in time and stuffed the ballot box. 967 01:10:44,259 --> 01:10:45,259 What? 968 01:10:50,825 --> 01:10:53,854 Miss Jameson and Mr. Fox. 969 01:10:54,398 --> 01:10:57,667 Don't let it go to your head. There's still time for a recount. 970 01:11:16,044 --> 01:11:19,142 So, um, did you really stuff the box? 971 01:11:20,019 --> 01:11:21,534 Yeah. 972 01:11:21,633 --> 01:11:25,119 I mean, you, sure, but who would vote for me? 973 01:11:28,003 --> 01:11:30,634 I would. 974 01:11:34,048 --> 01:11:37,510 - This is weird. - Yeah. 975 01:11:39,493 --> 01:11:41,964 - Why? - A good weird. 976 01:11:43,034 --> 01:11:46,154 - Right. - How you can be friends with someone 977 01:11:46,254 --> 01:11:48,143 for so long, then... 978 01:11:48,647 --> 01:11:52,416 - It's different.. - A good different. 979 01:11:55,995 --> 01:11:59,216 - Come on, brother, it's time to go. - Oh, about that. 980 01:11:59,316 --> 01:12:01,466 - I think I changed my mind. - You promised. 981 01:12:01,574 --> 01:12:04,741 - Virgil? - Don't go anywhere. I'll be right back. 982 01:12:07,553 --> 01:12:10,842 I knew Derek would be hacked about Virgil bringing Stephanie. 983 01:12:10,942 --> 01:12:12,814 Fight! 984 01:12:12,914 --> 01:12:14,959 - Oh, no. - Fight, fight. 985 01:12:17,875 --> 01:12:20,358 Derek, wait up. Can we talk about this? 986 01:12:22,284 --> 01:12:24,151 Oh, man. 987 01:12:29,132 --> 01:12:31,695 Stephanie, where's Virgil? 988 01:12:31,803 --> 01:12:33,501 - He left with Derek. - Why? 989 01:12:34,009 --> 01:12:36,981 Don't tell me he's going to jump back in time? 990 01:12:37,984 --> 01:12:42,038 - Oh my gosh, that's what he's doing! - He might make things worse! 991 01:12:42,138 --> 01:12:45,897 - Excuse me! Sorry! - Worse than the end of the world? 992 01:12:50,777 --> 01:12:53,545 Derek, I don't think I can do this. 993 01:12:54,519 --> 01:12:56,489 What, why? 994 01:12:56,591 --> 01:12:58,959 Stephanie. I just... I just think... 995 01:13:00,098 --> 01:13:03,070 Dude, don't tell me you're going to try to steal my girl. 996 01:13:05,910 --> 01:13:08,882 We're friends. I mean, buddies don't do that to each other. 997 01:13:08,983 --> 01:13:10,748 Virgil! Virgil Fox! 998 01:13:11,521 --> 01:13:13,639 Virgil, we have a small problem. 999 01:13:13,738 --> 01:13:17,549 We have less than an hour to save the planet! 1000 01:13:17,650 --> 01:13:21,067 - What are you talking about? - Well, well. What do we have here, hmm? 1001 01:13:21,091 --> 01:13:23,029 Looks like the beginnings of a fracas. 1002 01:13:23,129 --> 01:13:25,230 - A what? - A fracas! 1003 01:13:25,330 --> 01:13:28,003 - It's a fight. - We'll sort out the detentions later. 1004 01:13:28,103 --> 01:13:30,583 Right now, all of you get back to the gym. 1005 01:13:31,163 --> 01:13:32,177 Everyone move! 1006 01:13:32,277 --> 01:13:35,785 Everyone freeze! FBI! 1007 01:13:35,885 --> 01:13:37,240 Stop! CIA! 1008 01:13:39,213 --> 01:13:40,978 Bureau of Weights and Measures! 1009 01:13:42,621 --> 01:13:45,491 In the future, you should probably go first. 1010 01:13:56,884 --> 01:13:59,651 Virgil, that's what I was talking about. Come on. 1011 01:14:18,529 --> 01:14:20,830 We need to get these people out of here now! 1012 01:14:27,783 --> 01:14:31,746 So, we're supposed to go inside the black hole and close it? 1013 01:14:31,858 --> 01:14:33,908 As far as I can figure, it's the only way. 1014 01:14:34,008 --> 01:14:37,557 We'll take the remote pack with us and reverse the polarity once we land. 1015 01:14:37,581 --> 01:14:39,262 - What pack? - I've been working on 1016 01:14:39,286 --> 01:14:42,595 a new way to control our jumps from the other side. 1017 01:14:42,696 --> 01:14:43,931 OK, hold the phone. 1018 01:14:44,031 --> 01:14:46,731 We can't let these students go in that, they could die! 1019 01:14:46,769 --> 01:14:50,376 We have no choice. They're the only ones familiar with the equipment. 1020 01:14:50,477 --> 01:14:52,991 If they don't go then we could all die. 1021 01:14:55,340 --> 01:14:56,467 God speed. 1022 01:14:58,548 --> 01:15:00,799 I'm the one who messed everything up. 1023 01:15:00,900 --> 01:15:03,333 I'll go. Charlie and Zeke had nothing to do with it. 1024 01:15:03,357 --> 01:15:06,376 What do you mean, nothing to do with it? I invented it. 1025 01:15:06,475 --> 01:15:08,182 - I helped. - No, you didn't. 1026 01:15:08,282 --> 01:15:09,931 - Yeah, I did. - You painted it! 1027 01:15:12,307 --> 01:15:13,828 Excuse me. 1028 01:15:13,928 --> 01:15:17,478 OK. Enough! Enough! 1029 01:15:18,222 --> 01:15:19,940 You'll both go. 1030 01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:23,329 You'll be needing me too, sir, and my hook. 1031 01:16:04,553 --> 01:16:07,924 Listen, guys, once we've reversed the wormhole's polarity, 1032 01:16:08,028 --> 01:16:10,381 there's no measuring how quickly it will close. 1033 01:16:10,481 --> 01:16:14,020 It could stay open for several more minutes or vanish instantaneously. 1034 01:16:14,119 --> 01:16:16,028 And even if we do make it back alive, 1035 01:16:16,127 --> 01:16:20,267 there's no guarantee we'll return exactly to the point we exited from. 1036 01:16:20,368 --> 01:16:23,622 - Aye aye, SeƱor Positive. - Good luck, Zeke! 1037 01:16:27,100 --> 01:16:29,522 Virgil, I hear you're trying to save the world. 1038 01:16:29,623 --> 01:16:32,529 That's right. Your big brother's pretty cool, huh? 1039 01:16:32,628 --> 01:16:35,766 When you die can I have your room? Mine is way too small and... 1040 01:16:35,866 --> 01:16:37,935 - Bye, Amy. - Charlie, um... 1041 01:16:38,036 --> 01:16:40,461 Come back in one piece, OK? 1042 01:16:43,135 --> 01:16:45,887 Come on, Charlie, we gotta go. Charlie? 1043 01:16:45,988 --> 01:16:46,999 Charlie? 1044 01:16:48,980 --> 01:16:51,816 - Here. - All right, Zeke. 1045 01:17:04,981 --> 01:17:06,541 Virgil. 1046 01:17:08,287 --> 01:17:10,053 You can do it! 1047 01:17:11,929 --> 01:17:16,552 Listen, I just... whatever happens, I just want you to know... 1048 01:17:16,651 --> 01:17:19,595 Hey man, good luck. With everything. 1049 01:17:19,696 --> 01:17:21,614 Yeah, great. 1050 01:17:24,923 --> 01:17:26,483 Just, um... 1051 01:17:27,261 --> 01:17:29,027 Just be careful. 1052 01:17:29,634 --> 01:17:31,330 - OK? - OK. 1053 01:17:32,639 --> 01:17:37,378 Minutemen! Minutemen! Minutemen! 1054 01:17:37,683 --> 01:17:39,916 At least they finally got the name right. 1055 01:17:57,793 --> 01:17:59,956 Let's do this, fellas! 1056 01:18:37,142 --> 01:18:40,296 Whoa. Cool. 1057 01:18:54,611 --> 01:18:57,501 Wow! Space men! 1058 01:18:57,601 --> 01:19:01,959 - I think we landed in Munchkinland. - Cool. What up, Munchkins? 1059 01:19:02,061 --> 01:19:04,213 Actually, we're across town at the park. 1060 01:19:04,313 --> 01:19:06,851 What planet did you come from? From Neptune? 1061 01:19:06,950 --> 01:19:11,060 Do people on Neptune eat macaroni? I love macaroni. Is macaroni a vegetable? 1062 01:19:11,160 --> 01:19:13,515 Beat it, kid. We're workin' here. 1063 01:19:13,619 --> 01:19:15,573 OK, set up the antenna. 1064 01:19:15,673 --> 01:19:17,216 Beginning reversal sequence. 1065 01:19:17,861 --> 01:19:18,921 Come on. 1066 01:19:22,471 --> 01:19:25,341 Wow! Sweet! 1067 01:19:26,312 --> 01:19:28,283 This looks good! 1068 01:19:30,822 --> 01:19:33,088 Rate of increase is slowing! 1069 01:19:37,202 --> 01:19:39,365 The vortex's polarity is decreasing. 1070 01:19:43,215 --> 01:19:44,933 Stabilization achieved! 1071 01:19:45,033 --> 01:19:46,579 - I think we did it! - Ha! 1072 01:19:52,334 --> 01:19:54,986 We have 20 minutes till the vortex touches the ground. 1073 01:19:55,086 --> 01:19:56,736 Then we can jump back. 1074 01:19:58,346 --> 01:19:59,766 Hey, guys. 1075 01:19:59,866 --> 01:20:03,216 - Today is September 3rd, 2005. - First day of school freshman year. 1076 01:20:03,306 --> 01:20:05,644 - Oh, that's the day... - 'The Incident.' 1077 01:20:05,744 --> 01:20:08,291 - 'The Incident.' - Of course! 1078 01:20:08,401 --> 01:20:10,417 The day a module of quantum acceleration 1079 01:20:10,518 --> 01:20:14,194 first interacted with the space-time continuum! The rocket cart. 1080 01:20:14,294 --> 01:20:18,051 It's linked the wormhole from our present to this moment in the past. 1081 01:20:18,154 --> 01:20:20,649 - In a few moments our... - Dude. 1082 01:20:33,154 --> 01:20:34,816 Don't do it, Virgil. 1083 01:20:35,559 --> 01:20:37,074 Virg, no! 1084 01:20:37,174 --> 01:20:38,323 Virg, come on! 1085 01:20:38,431 --> 01:20:40,995 You're thinking of stopping what's going on there? 1086 01:20:41,103 --> 01:20:44,392 Why not? Isn't that what the Minutemen do? Un-do mistakes? 1087 01:20:44,492 --> 01:20:47,028 Well, I made a mistake down there. 1088 01:20:47,128 --> 01:20:48,813 I have a chance to be somebody. 1089 01:20:52,293 --> 01:20:54,264 OK, but know this. 1090 01:20:56,604 --> 01:20:59,166 What happened down there is we became friends. 1091 01:21:01,547 --> 01:21:04,802 That day that we were tied up together on that stupid Ram statue. 1092 01:21:06,391 --> 01:21:08,041 This day. 1093 01:21:08,140 --> 01:21:12,694 This day you hate so much because you got a little embarrassed? 1094 01:21:12,804 --> 01:21:15,172 This is my favorite day. 1095 01:21:16,211 --> 01:21:19,582 Even though I'd still be a nerd, it didn't really matter anymore, 1096 01:21:20,587 --> 01:21:22,716 because now I had a real friend. 1097 01:21:26,801 --> 01:21:29,431 And that would always make everything OK. 1098 01:21:31,911 --> 01:21:34,211 So much for always, I guess. 1099 01:21:39,527 --> 01:21:42,280 Listen... listen, Virg, 1100 01:21:42,380 --> 01:21:43,880 you do what you gotta do here. 1101 01:21:44,671 --> 01:21:48,528 And if things aren't the same on the other side... 1102 01:21:48,629 --> 01:21:49,945 ...it's been a good ride. 1103 01:21:55,427 --> 01:21:58,332 Hey guys, wait! You shouldn't do that. 1104 01:22:00,003 --> 01:22:01,890 'Cause I've got a much better idea. 1105 01:22:01,991 --> 01:22:04,241 I mean, why don't we smear this all over them? 1106 01:22:05,214 --> 01:22:06,776 Losers. 1107 01:22:20,013 --> 01:22:24,181 No! No! The closure rate of the vortex went into overdrive! 1108 01:22:24,288 --> 01:22:26,014 - You're telling me... - If that touches the ground, 1109 01:22:26,038 --> 01:22:28,792 we'll be trapped here for good. 1110 01:22:29,332 --> 01:22:32,181 - What about Virgil? - There's no way we'll make it to him 1111 01:22:32,205 --> 01:22:34,072 and back to the vortex in time! 1112 01:22:46,467 --> 01:22:47,983 Charlie! Charlie, get up! 1113 01:22:48,084 --> 01:22:50,235 Get up, Charlie! We gotta keep moving! 1114 01:22:50,543 --> 01:22:52,103 Let's go! 1115 01:22:52,215 --> 01:22:54,310 We're never going to make it. 1116 01:22:55,019 --> 01:22:57,519 We're a mile away. We're stuck in the past forever. 1117 01:23:01,901 --> 01:23:04,857 Man, you do not want to go back there. 1118 01:23:04,957 --> 01:23:08,094 Kids getting roughed up by football players. It's real ugly. 1119 01:23:08,194 --> 01:23:09,330 You don't say? 1120 01:23:09,429 --> 01:23:12,936 At first, I felt kinda sorry for the dorky kid, but... 1121 01:23:13,036 --> 01:23:15,257 ...then I realized, what does he need me for? 1122 01:23:16,799 --> 01:23:18,962 He's got himself a great friend down there. 1123 01:23:21,441 --> 01:23:24,140 And someday he'll have other great friends, too. 1124 01:23:31,697 --> 01:23:32,791 Scorch! 1125 01:23:33,801 --> 01:23:36,156 You know, let's come up with our own handshake. 1126 01:23:36,255 --> 01:23:39,505 Can we go? I don't feel like repeating three years of high school. 1127 01:23:39,561 --> 01:23:41,312 - Right. Sorry. - Good idea! Go, go! 1128 01:23:43,256 --> 01:23:44,918 Seatbelts! 1129 01:23:58,085 --> 01:23:59,355 Look out! 1130 01:24:12,650 --> 01:24:13,975 Car! 1131 01:24:19,832 --> 01:24:23,067 - Oh my God! - Whoa, whoa! 1132 01:24:23,673 --> 01:24:25,720 - What are you doing?! - What do you mean? 1133 01:24:25,744 --> 01:24:28,295 That was 14th Street! The vortex is back that way. 1134 01:24:28,395 --> 01:24:29,734 Oh, my bad. 1135 01:24:29,835 --> 01:24:32,383 - We're never gonna make it! - No problem. 1136 01:24:49,327 --> 01:24:52,048 - Whoa! - Yeah, grappling hook! 1137 01:24:52,148 --> 01:24:53,648 - Oh my God! - Yeah! 1138 01:24:53,748 --> 01:24:55,348 Now keep your hand on the wheel! 1139 01:24:59,883 --> 01:25:02,446 - Go, Virgil! - Go or we're not gonna make it! 1140 01:25:03,691 --> 01:25:05,183 We're not gonna make it! 1141 01:25:06,096 --> 01:25:09,000 We're not gonna make it! 1142 01:25:09,336 --> 01:25:11,501 Minutemen rule! 1143 01:25:38,064 --> 01:25:39,590 Where's my rocket cart? 1144 01:25:51,759 --> 01:25:53,319 What day is it? 1145 01:25:53,429 --> 01:25:56,699 That is it. No more time travel! 1146 01:25:57,271 --> 01:26:00,723 OK, up. You're supposed to be jogging. 1147 01:26:00,823 --> 01:26:02,896 Now, nobody loafs in my gym class. 1148 01:26:02,995 --> 01:26:05,245 - You don't understand! - I understand plenty! 1149 01:26:05,336 --> 01:26:08,407 I understand you're not jogging. So let's move it! Let's go! 1150 01:26:08,507 --> 01:26:10,646 Go! Go! Go! 1151 01:26:10,747 --> 01:26:13,296 Start jogging! Move it, move it, move it! 1152 01:26:17,113 --> 01:26:19,676 I got to get one of those cool jogging suits. 1153 01:26:23,126 --> 01:26:25,221 A smoking tire? 1154 01:26:31,444 --> 01:26:35,213 All right, people, no loitering in the hallways. Let's move it along. 1155 01:26:35,319 --> 01:26:37,687 Go! 1156 01:26:45,206 --> 01:26:48,667 I'm definitely gonna institute a dress code in this place! 1157 01:26:49,114 --> 01:26:52,537 See, Steph, I need her help. I have no idea what you just said. 1158 01:26:52,638 --> 01:26:56,342 I said, 'My boyfriend is a lying cheesebrain.' 1159 01:26:56,443 --> 01:26:59,299 - Come on, Steph. - Derek, I'm trying to study. 1160 01:27:00,638 --> 01:27:03,358 You know what? This is the first day we time traveled. 1161 01:27:03,458 --> 01:27:05,258 The day we tried to win the lottery. 1162 01:27:05,315 --> 01:27:08,048 Wow, nice outfits, bozos. 1163 01:27:08,388 --> 01:27:09,914 Hey, Derek. 1164 01:27:13,065 --> 01:27:14,226 Have fun with Jocelyn. 1165 01:27:16,003 --> 01:27:17,958 What's that supposed to mean? 1166 01:27:18,058 --> 01:27:21,309 Oh, I don't know. I figured you're both so good with lipstick, 1167 01:27:22,484 --> 01:27:24,146 you'd make a perfect match. 1168 01:27:26,427 --> 01:27:28,519 You were always gonna be a dork anyway, Virgil. 1169 01:27:28,543 --> 01:27:31,752 And you were always gonna be a jerk, Derek. 1170 01:27:31,851 --> 01:27:33,398 Have a nice life. 1171 01:27:47,504 --> 01:27:50,670 - Ladies. - Oh, what's new, Cockatoo? 1172 01:27:50,778 --> 01:27:53,545 - Wow, you look like a superhero. - Thanks, pumpkin. 1173 01:27:54,284 --> 01:27:56,118 Mmm? 1174 01:27:57,592 --> 01:28:01,516 You've never kissed her. The scene in the hallway hasn't happened yet. 1175 01:28:01,617 --> 01:28:05,757 Oh, right. Jeanette, I'm sorry! 1176 01:28:05,856 --> 01:28:08,895 I was just... I can explain. 1177 01:28:08,995 --> 01:28:12,012 Hey, it's OK. 1178 01:28:13,626 --> 01:28:15,642 - Uh, Steph. - Oh, hey. 1179 01:28:15,742 --> 01:28:17,880 You didn't see me in here before, did you? 1180 01:28:17,981 --> 01:28:21,135 No, and um... what's with the weird suit? 1181 01:28:21,241 --> 01:28:24,463 Oh, I was just rehearsing a little school play 1182 01:28:24,563 --> 01:28:28,717 about time travel and, uh, it kinda got me thinking. 1183 01:28:28,824 --> 01:28:32,511 If I really could go back in time, what would I change? 1184 01:28:32,612 --> 01:28:34,569 That snowsuit? 1185 01:28:36,241 --> 01:28:38,741 I would tell Stephanie how I really feel about her. 1186 01:28:40,549 --> 01:28:42,678 That I think she's great. 1187 01:28:43,856 --> 01:28:45,883 - Really? - Yeah. 1188 01:28:47,764 --> 01:28:49,927 And if I could go back in time... 1189 01:28:51,005 --> 01:28:53,291 ...I think I'd tell Virgil the same thing. 1190 01:28:56,015 --> 01:28:57,265 - Virgil! - What? 1191 01:28:57,366 --> 01:28:58,433 Charlie! 1192 01:28:58,533 --> 01:29:00,889 What does the word 'teleportation' mean to you? 1193 01:29:00,992 --> 01:29:04,478 It's bigger than time travel, a whole new transportation paradigm. 1194 01:29:04,577 --> 01:29:07,488 We still have the slide projector... 1195 01:29:07,589 --> 01:29:09,133 I'll call you. 1196 01:29:09,711 --> 01:29:11,794 - It's like time travel. - No, Charlie. 1197 01:29:11,893 --> 01:29:13,233 - Black hole! - Follow me. 1198 01:29:13,333 --> 01:29:17,840 Stephanie, listen to me! Talk to him, he likes you! You'll like him! 1199 01:29:17,940 --> 01:29:21,480 Think about gas prices. Think about global warming. 1200 01:29:21,581 --> 01:29:23,265 I could get Jeanette back! 1201 01:29:45,860 --> 01:29:49,823 So, we're supposed to go inside the black hole and close it? 1202 01:29:49,972 --> 01:29:53,620 As far as I can figure, it's the only way. 94765

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