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(upbeat Jazz music)
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♪ Since you're gone. ♪
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♪ I miss smiling. ♪
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♪ Wasting the night away ♪
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♪ Now it's long and dark without
you ♪
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♪ Since you're gone ♪
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♪ I miss laughing ♪
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♪ Wasting my days away ♪
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♪ With a walk in the park with
that too ♪
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♪ I tell you I miss you so ♪
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♪ But words can only travel so
far ♪
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♪ No more sympathetic eyes ♪
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♪ To catch me when I'm falling
down. ♪
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(upbeat Jazz music)
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(upbeat Jazz music)
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♪ What are memories ♪
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♪ If not hope for the future ♪
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♪ All this time spent
watching the front door ♪
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♪ And waiting for you ♪
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♪ But I know you'll never show
up ♪
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♪ And watch each other grow up ♪
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♪ Now the trials of life
seems so dreary alone ♪
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♪ There's no one to
hear me crying for you ♪
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♪ Ooh I'm crying ♪
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- Wanna see a trick?
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- That's impressive.
But you know, you should be
careful.
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It's illegal to perform on the
street
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before 9:00 AM in New York.
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- Well, I make about 20
bucks an hour out here.
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If I don't start till
9:00, I'll be short 20.
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Unless you'd like to contribute
20 bucks.
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- I would really, I just, I
don't carry cash in the city.
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- Wanna see another tick?
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- Oh, okay.
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Now you gotta promise you wait
till 9:00.
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Otherwise, I'm an accessory
in this transaction.
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- 9:00 o'clock.
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- Okay.
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- [Street Performer] Do you like
magic?
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Wanna see a trick?
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(phone ringing)
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- That's a long cold you've had.
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- Yeah, it's probably just a
head cold
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or some kind of allergy.
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But the weekend's coming up.
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I think I'll be fine.
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- After that 5% performance
raise, huh.
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You think that's a good idea?
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Taking the weekend off?
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Not really doing much.
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Hey, Harv.
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Harvey, I'm talking to you man.
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Harv. Harvey.
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(Harvey thuds)
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Harv.
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- Mr. Harrington, how are
things?
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- Well, pretty good I guess,
all things considering.
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- I guess that's why you're
here.
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- Yes. Yes.
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- We did get your test results.
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There's absolutely nothing to
worry about.
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Just a routine visit.
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- I hope so. I'm kind of
on pins and needles here.
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- Promise we'll get that all
sorted.
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- I think it's that, that one
there.
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- That's your name.
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So let's check these bad boys
out.
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(gentle somber music)
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(Mark sighing heavily)
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You can do this.
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You can do this.
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- Mark.
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(gentle somber music)
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- It's a tumor.
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(gentle somber music)
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A brain tumor.
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(gentle somber music)
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It's inoperable.
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- I'm sorry, what are you
saying?
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- That it's a tumor.
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A brain tumor.
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And it's inoperable.
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(gentle somber music)
(Mark sobbing)
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I just, I've never had to do
this.
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It's a family practice.
- How long?
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- Well, I've been here for 11
months now.
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- No, Mark.
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Prognosis, how long do I have?
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- It's extremely difficult to-
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- Just tell me.
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- A month, a week maybe.
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(sobbing) I'm horrible at my
job.
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I should have been a vet.
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I'm Dr.Crybaby. (crying)
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- Hey, Mark.
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No. Hey, come on Mark.
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You are an amazing doctor.
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I'm actually touched by how much
you care.
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- You really think so?
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- Yes.
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(Mark crying)
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Okay.
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(co-worker crying)
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- What are you going to do?
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Why are you here?
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Why are you at work?
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You should be at home with your
friends.
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You can't be alone.
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You can't be alone.
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- But I am here with my friends.
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- No, man. With your real
friends.
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(co-worker crying)
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(gentle somber music)
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(phone ringing)
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- [Woman] Hello?
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Harvey, I know its you.
I can see it on my phone.
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What's going on?
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(gentle somber music)
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♪ Wah ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Groovin' on ♪
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♪ I said baby ♪
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♪ I know you're on a roll ♪
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♪ Sweet honey ♪
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♪ Let's take it real slow ♪
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- What can I get you?
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(man coughing)
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- I'll have what he's having.
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- [Luke] You and I, we
should get on outta here.
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- [Woman] I don't think so.
- Yeah.
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- No.
- The only thing difference
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between me and a rhinoceros
is that I'm not distinct.
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- I don't think so.
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- You know, there's a $25
fine for flirting in New York.
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- This isn't flirting pal,
right.
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This is a short thing.
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Mind your own business.
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I set this thing up.
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I got it on lock and you blew
it.
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Maybe I should take you home.
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And fuck you. (yells)
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I'm just kidding.(chuckles)
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I wouldn't pay $25 for that
skank.
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Maybe nine and a quarter, but no
more.
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Where did you hear a stupid
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fucking law like that anyway.
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- Oh, I'm a fact checker
at our legal firm.
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Oh, I am also a notary public.
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- Wow! Put that thing away, you
pervert.
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- I used to be all those
things, until today.
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- What happened?
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You get shit canned on your ass?
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- I quit.
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Can I get another one of these?
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- Mike, put it on my tab.
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- What! No, you don't have to do
that.
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- I insist.
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Luke.
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- Harvey.
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- So Harv, why did you quit?
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Let me guess, this ridiculous
dress code, huh? (chuckles)
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- No I quit because I'm dying.
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- Whoa! You chose these clothes?
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- What's wrong with the
clothes I'm wearing?
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- Wait a minute. Did you
just say you're dying?
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- Brain tumor, inoperable.
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(Luke laughing)
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- Oh, shit! You're serious.
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That's really cool.
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Yeah. You know, you're living
life.
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You find out you're dying.
And what do you do?
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Instead of ignoring it like so
many of these motherfuckers.
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And you quit your pathetic
job stamping shit.
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That's, that's something.
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- I guess I've never
looked at it that way.
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- So Harv, what's the plan?
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- The plan?
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- What do you wanna do?
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Get laid obviously.
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Get drunk, sleep out on the
beach.
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- That's illegal in South
Carolina
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- What getting drunk on
the beach? No it can't be.
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Otherwise, nobody would
ever go to South Carolina
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- No, no. Sleeping on the beach.
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You also can't keep a horse in a
bathtub
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- You know a lot of weird
fucking laws.
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- In Alabama, you cannot
carry an ice cream cone
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in your back pocket.
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- Keep the cream up front,
that's what I always say.
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- And in New Hampshire, it is
illegal to pay a gambling debt
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with clothes you're wearing.
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- Now I know you're fucking with
me.
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Nobody pays gambling debts.
(chuckles)
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- You know Luke, I don't
think I've ever broken
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one single rule my entire life.
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- That's the saddest
thing I've heard all day.
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- And I've never broken the law.
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- You want to?
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Have you ever fucked in public?
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- What? Of course not.
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- Cause not a lot of
people know that's illegal.
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- Everyone knows that's illegal.
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- They don't know that.
- Sure they do.
- How would they know, they
don't work in a law firm
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- Because most people are
decent.
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- Hey Mike, did you
know that it was illegal
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to fuck in public?
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- I'm married.
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It's illegal to fuck in my own
house.
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- That's gross.
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- In fact, the boldest
thing that I've ever done
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was cut in line at Adventure
Park.
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- Isn't that in Miami?
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- Yeah. Now that place is
amazing.
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- That's your plan.
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- What?
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- Go back to Adventure Park.
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- Oh no, no, no.
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I'm not going back.
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- Why not?
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You're dying, what do you got to
lose?
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- I'm not going back to
Adventure Park.
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- I'll go with you.
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We can break some laws along the
way.
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- Luke, I'm not going back.
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- Right. Because you've
probably got a family
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or some shit, right?
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That's why you're here in some
bar
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you've never been in before.
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The same time that you
find out that you're dying.
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Suit yourself Mr. I
wanna play by the rules.
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But I intend to fuck life,
right in the titties.
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- Yeah. Well wear a condom
because life can be pretty
dirty.
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- That will be 42.95.
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- I thought Luke was
putting it on his tab.
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- Luke doesn't have a tab.
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(gentle rhythm and blues music)
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- Hey, is that your car?
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- It is today.
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- So it's a rental?
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- Yeah.
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- You chose that color?
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- Adventure Park?
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- Crosswalk.
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(upbeat rhythm and blues music)
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I gotta stop at my place first.
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There's someone I wanna say
goodbye to.
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- [Luke] Sure, I understand.
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But first we're gonna stop
this one other little spot.
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(car machine revving)
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- What are we doing?
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- Just follow my lead.
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Just like dancing.
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Here, put this on.
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This is easy.
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It's kids stuff.
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- This is a large
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- Hey, there young fella.
263
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:23,720
We are from the wholesaler.
264
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,554
We've gotten some reports
265
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:27,181
from some of the stores in the
area that the last drop-off
266
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:30,977
we made was out of code skunked,
so Bill,
267
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,771
Hey Bill, why don't you head on
back there
268
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:36,733
and grab those two cases of
Slaughter Ale
269
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,984
and we'll be on the road.
270
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:38,818
- Oh, oh.
271
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:39,902
- So we're just gonna
take them off your hands
272
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,529
and then the day delivery guys
will be back in the morning
273
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:42,488
with some fresh cases.
274
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,656
- Are you sure that ours-
275
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,241
- Oh, yeah.
276
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:54,500
Take this. (whispers)
277
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,258
Here try that out.
278
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,885
- Oh.
- Whoo, I told you.
279
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:04,844
What you reading there?
280
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,971
GQ, Guns and Ammo, Blueboy?
281
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,264
- Do you guys want me to
call my boss? I can tell-
282
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,849
- Yeah sure you can
call him if you want to
283
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,225
but we're gonna be out
of your hair in a minute.
284
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,226
And as a matter of fact,
285
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,020
the day delivery guys are
gonna be here in the morning
286
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,772
dropping off some fresh cases.
287
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,815
I think they're supposed to drop
off
288
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:20,026
a free case for your trouble.
289
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,569
- Oh, okay.
290
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,029
- So you enjoy that Playboy.
291
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,698
- Wait, it's not a Play-
- Take care Skippy.
292
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,575
(door bell rings)
293
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:28,618
- My name is Rodger.
294
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:32,080
- Oh, that was ridiculously
easy.
295
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,414
The thing about it is (mumbles),
296
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,749
the more random the scam
297
00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:36,417
or the project as I like to call
it,
298
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,294
the easier it is to get away
with it.
299
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,713
- Are you out of your mind?
300
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,673
They have security cameras in
there.
301
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,550
- And? No one's gonna go out of
their way
302
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,302
to check on a couple of
official looking guys
303
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,512
just taking a few beers.
304
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,931
They never figure that
stuff out and if they do,
305
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:52,141
they're usually more embarrassed
about it than anything.
306
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:55,228
The secret is to never
hit the same place twice.
307
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,856
(car doors thudding)
308
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,942
- So you do this all the time?
309
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:02,610
- Yeah, pass me one of those
will ya?
310
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:03,820
And crack one open for yourself
311
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,905
We are about to get this
train rolling South.
312
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,075
- Stop.
- Whoa. Are you okay?
313
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:12,411
- Am I okay? You know Rodger
could get fired for this.
314
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,371
- Who the fuck is Rodger?
315
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:14,205
- The store clerk.
316
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,123
- How do you know his name?
317
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,416
- He had a name tag.
- It is not that big of a deal,
all right.
318
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,961
It's it's not even like a, a big
law.
319
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:24,006
- No big deal? We just
stole $150 worth of goods.
320
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,633
You could go to jail for that.
321
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:27,969
- What are you doing?
322
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:28,970
- What are you doing?
323
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:32,098
- I'm about to leave your ass
here if you go back in there.
324
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,307
- I am not gonna steal.
325
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,937
- Have fun going to Miami with
Rodger.
326
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,234
- I'm so sorry, Rodger.
327
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:47,280
Look, I'm paying for the beers,
right.
328
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:51,200
It's not stealing so we're,
we're good.
329
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,455
- How did you know my name?
330
00:15:57,582 --> 00:16:00,668
(car engine revving)
331
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,045
- You paid for all those beers.
332
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,422
- I am not a thief.
333
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:05,798
- I thought that was the whole
point.
334
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:09,177
Some rules are meant to be-
- Some rules, okay.
335
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:13,139
Uh, jaywalking, spitting at
a seagull, maybe streaking,
336
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,182
but I'm not some sort of a-
337
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,434
- Nazi criminal demon spawn like
me?
338
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:19,145
- No, no, you make Nazi
criminal demon spawn look good.
339
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,855
I am not cut out for this.
340
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,525
- Okay, I got it.
341
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:27,153
I had the wrong idea, I'm sorry.
342
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,574
Hop in, we'll figure this out.
343
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:39,665
(car engine roaring)
344
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,755
- Now just so We understand each
other,
345
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,131
victimless crimes only.
346
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,926
Which means no stealing
and no one gets hurt.
347
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,597
- All right, but from here on
out
348
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,849
you gotta listen to everything I
say.
349
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,393
I cannot get caught. I cannot go
to jail.
350
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,230
So this running back into
the scene of a crime thing
351
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,690
cannot happen again.
352
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,943
Are we in agreement on this?
353
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,830
- Let's see that's roughly eight
States
354
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:20,998
before we get to Miami.
355
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,459
How many laws do you think we
can break before we get there?
356
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,253
- Really, you're jumping
straight to how many laws
357
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,463
we can break after your
little freak out there.
358
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,673
- Freak out?
- Yeah.
359
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:29,966
- Who freaked out?
- You freaked out.
360
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,092
- I didn't freak out.
361
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:33,010
You freaked out worse than
Criss Angel on on bad meth.
362
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,387
It's ridicu-
363
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,429
- Who?
364
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,056
- Wait did you say eight States?
365
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,015
- Yeah.
366
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,934
- Look Harvey, I don't have any
money.
367
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:40,935
So I don't know how you expect
us
368
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,311
to make it all the way down to
Miami if I-
369
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,438
- Don't worry about it, I got it
covered.
370
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,482
I'll just take some money out of
my 401k.
371
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,901
- You sure?
372
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,820
- No, I'm saving it for my
retirement.
373
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:54,532
- That's cold, that's cold
but I fucking like it.
374
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:55,992
- What have we done so far?
375
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,410
Do you have something I can
write on?
376
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,369
- I don't know, probably, why?
377
00:17:58,369 --> 00:17:59,704
- I just wanna make a list.
378
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,330
- Don't put my name on anything.
379
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:05,209
Probably something in the glove
compartment look in there.
380
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,213
(car trunk thudding)
381
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:12,466
(tense dramatic music)
382
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,724
- Whoa, whoa, hey hey that's not
real
383
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,225
and besides it's loaded with
blanks.
384
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,769
It's just for scaring the bad
guys, okay.
385
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:25,813
Look there's a paper and pen
386
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:28,274
in the glove compartment
underneath there.
387
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,233
Knock yourself out.
388
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:33,779
- All right let's see,
389
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,575
uh-oh.
390
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:42,413
- Uh-oh what?
- Uh-oh.
391
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:43,956
- Harvey.
392
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:44,874
Harvey.
393
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,460
(serene music)
394
00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:56,719
(woman laughing)
395
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,681
(serene music)
396
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,443
(woman laughing)
397
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,038
- Hey are you okay?
398
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:26,332
You were out like San
Francisco in the summer.
399
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:39,512
- I just have to get some
things from upstairs.
400
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,358
(somber music)
401
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:31,981
- Okay (sighs)
402
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:40,281
- Your girlfriend's
hot, you still together?
403
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,242
- It's not what you think.
404
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:48,038
All right, I just gotta
take care of one more thing.
405
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:48,873
- Okay.
406
00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,258
What's the update?
407
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,136
(door creaking)
408
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:03,679
- Hey girl.
409
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,347
There she is, come on.
410
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,432
Come on girl.
411
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:12,563
Hey Lucy, daddy's gotta go away
okay.
412
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:15,691
So Brenda's gonna come
and take care of you.
413
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:16,817
So you be a good girl.
414
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:31,165
- I'll handle it.
415
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:33,584
I will handle it.
416
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,922
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
417
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,842
- Hey, are you okay?
418
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:45,137
- Yeah, just a wrong number.
419
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,014
You ready to go?
420
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,563
(upbeat rock music)
421
00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:08,369
♪ May take a little while
before I get someone new ♪
422
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:13,499
♪ Meanwhile I'll take my time ♪
423
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:16,293
♪ I'll take my time with you ♪
424
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:19,672
♪ No I don't care ♪
425
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:23,008
♪ To be the one ♪
426
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:26,387
♪ No I don't care ♪
427
00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:29,848
♪ To be the one ♪
428
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:32,518
♪ To be the one ♪
429
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:45,114
♪ To be the one ♪
430
00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:48,534
♪ To be the one ♪
431
00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:51,870
♪ To be the one ♪
432
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:55,249
♪ To be the one ♪
433
00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:58,627
♪ To be the one ♪
434
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:01,922
♪ To be the one ♪
435
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:05,384
♪ To be the one ♪
436
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:08,053
♪ To be the one ♪
437
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:21,609
- Oh, God.
438
00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:22,610
Oh, my gosh.
439
00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:28,574
How long have we been driving?
440
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:29,408
- A while.
441
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:32,494
- And where are we?
442
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:36,874
- Baltimore. (sniffs)
443
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:41,920
- Can I ask you something Luke?
444
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:47,009
Why are you doing this?
445
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:51,347
You know, I mean, what's in it
for you?
446
00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:58,854
- To a guy like me you
are the perfect partner.
447
00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:01,899
You got nothing to lose.
448
00:24:01,899 --> 00:24:04,193
You don't seem to want
anything from me like money,
449
00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:07,237
I mean and you are smart.
450
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,992
You could have made a real
good criminal, I think.
451
00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:13,786
It's a shame.
452
00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:19,958
(car engine roaring)
453
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,295
- [Harvey] So what are we doing
here?
454
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,922
- We're gonna have a
little retirement party
455
00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:26,799
and you're gonna get the party
favors.
456
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:27,841
- The party favors?
457
00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:30,135
- Mm-hm, you're gonna
purchase drugs for us to take.
458
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:32,554
Get as many different kinds
as you can with this money.
459
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:35,474
The more kinds you get,
the more laws we break.
460
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:38,477
- And where am I supposed
to get these drugs?
461
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:41,438
(Luke laughs)
462
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,023
- Jesus!
- For some people.
463
00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:50,906
- We'd like to purchase
some drugs from you.
464
00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:51,740
- Window.
465
00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:01,917
- Sorry, we're interested in
purchasing some drugs from you.
466
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,627
What can I get for $50?
467
00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:06,922
- Some hydro, bag of
(indistinct)
of shit, white stuff,
468
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:08,173
two mollies, or Lucky K.
469
00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:10,050
- Yes.
470
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:12,594
- Yes, what?
471
00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:18,684
- Yes, please.
472
00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:20,144
- This gets you one.
473
00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:22,646
(Luke chuckling)
474
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:25,274
- All right, just give
me a few of them, right.
475
00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:27,651
The best ones you have, the
highest rated.
476
00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:29,194
Whatever you recommend.
477
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,946
- Are you guys fucking with me?
478
00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:31,780
- No, of course not.
479
00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:32,990
- Then you are a cop.
480
00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:33,824
- Hey. Hey. Hey.
481
00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:34,658
- He's a notary public.
482
00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:36,076
- You shut the fuck up.
483
00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:37,995
You know what, this is what you
get
484
00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:40,372
for wasting my time, Harvey.
485
00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:43,292
- Whoa, whoa. Come on
just give me the drugs.
486
00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:44,626
- Play time's over dick heads.
487
00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:45,794
Go the fuck home.
488
00:25:47,421 --> 00:25:50,382
- Wow! (chuckles)
489
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:54,845
You just fucked up a
super basic drug deal.
490
00:25:57,097 --> 00:26:00,976
♪ Music please ♪
(upbeat rock music)
491
00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:07,941
- Give me my money.
492
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:10,402
Give me all my money.
493
00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:13,155
Now the drugs.
494
00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:14,531
Give me all your shit.
495
00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:15,407
- Okay.
496
00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:18,869
- You shouldn't take advantage
of people.
497
00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:22,623
Now, clean this up.
498
00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:25,292
♪ Freeze freeze ♪
499
00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:29,171
- Who the fuck are you? (laughs)
500
00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:31,840
- I am not gonna spend a single
second more on this planet
501
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:32,925
being taken advantage of.
502
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:34,802
Those days are done.
503
00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:36,970
- What happened to no one gets
hurt?
504
00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:39,348
- Yeah, no one innocent gets
hurt.
505
00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:41,725
- H-bomb!
506
00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:45,479
- Now let's lick the fucking K.
507
00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:49,399
(suspenseful music)
508
00:26:57,991 --> 00:27:01,036
- Harvey fucking Harrington.
509
00:27:02,663 --> 00:27:06,166
(upbeat Electronic music)
510
00:27:23,225 --> 00:27:26,728
(upbeat Electronic music)
511
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,753
(upbeat music in background)
512
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:08,520
- Let's go and tugging in your
shirt.
513
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,563
You look ridiculous.
514
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:13,650
(upbeat hiphop music)
515
00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:33,086
Hey, there sweetie.
516
00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:34,338
What's you name?
517
00:28:34,338 --> 00:28:35,172
- Candy.
518
00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:37,341
- Candy. I was right,
that does sound sweet.
519
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:39,593
What's your real name?
520
00:28:39,593 --> 00:28:40,427
- It's Candy.
521
00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:42,304
I just happen to be born
with a strippers name.
522
00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:45,432
- Ooh, I got a feisty one over
here.
523
00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:47,434
- Hi, I'm Sapphire.
524
00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:49,311
- I'm sure you are.
525
00:28:49,311 --> 00:28:52,230
I want you two to take
good care of my man here.
526
00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:54,232
- Mmmh, what did you have in
mind?
527
00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:57,402
- Take him to the
champagne room. (chuckles)
528
00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:59,488
- This way, time to go.
529
00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:00,572
- Time to go.
530
00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:05,243
(upbeat hip hop music)
531
00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:08,538
- [Stripper] Enjoy the show.
532
00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:17,339
(upbeat hip hop music)
533
00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:23,553
- What do you want us to do
baby?
534
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,265
- I could really use a glass of
water.
535
00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:31,520
- Ooh, he's soft as a kitten.
536
00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:34,856
- You're on something.
537
00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:37,150
- I don't do drugs, ma'am.
538
00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:38,944
- There's something hot down
there.
539
00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:47,536
- I'm a notary public.
540
00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,204
(stripper sighs)
541
00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:50,831
I'm sorry ladies.
542
00:29:50,831 --> 00:29:52,124
It's not you.
543
00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:54,167
You're beautiful, really.
544
00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:55,794
I just can't do this.
545
00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,255
- You still got to pay 300 for
the room.
546
00:29:58,255 --> 00:29:59,214
- Oh, yes.
547
00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:00,215
Yes, of course.
548
00:30:00,215 --> 00:30:01,633
- Cash or credit, sir.
549
00:30:03,093 --> 00:30:04,344
- My friend has our money.
550
00:30:04,344 --> 00:30:05,929
- Then let's go get your friend.
551
00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:08,598
- What, now?
552
00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:11,852
(upbeat Hip Hop music)
553
00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:15,564
- Is there a problem here,
Stephanie?
554
00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:17,733
- No, no. I just looking for my
friend.
555
00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:19,484
He's got all the money.
556
00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:20,444
- Oh, there he is.
557
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,739
(upbeat rock music)
558
00:30:23,739 --> 00:30:26,491
(car horn honks)
559
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:28,744
Drive!
560
00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:30,996
(car engine revving)
561
00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:32,205
- Ooh, you did it.
562
00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:33,248
I knew you could.
563
00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:34,374
- Did what? You prick.
564
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:35,208
- You escaped.
565
00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:36,043
It's a life skill Harvey.
566
00:30:36,043 --> 00:30:37,544
And not everybody has it, but
you do.
567
00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:39,546
- You are an asshole.
568
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:40,380
- Yeah, yeah. I know.
569
00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:42,007
But you, you are like a
little albino squirrel.
570
00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:43,759
The way you climbed the
window like that is.
571
00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:45,010
And don't forget to write down
572
00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:46,720
your little achievement
on your list, Harvey.
573
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:47,721
Your list, come on.
574
00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:48,722
- What law did we break,
exactly.
575
00:30:48,722 --> 00:30:50,932
- Well, you attempted to
engage with a prostitute.
576
00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:52,517
- You know what, that
probably doesn't count.
577
00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:54,770
I wasn't able to lift off.
578
00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:55,604
- Oh, no. It counts buddy boy.
579
00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:57,022
Doesn't matter whether
you achieve open or not.
580
00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:58,607
You tried to lift off,
it counts, it counts.
581
00:30:58,607 --> 00:30:59,441
- Prostitution.
582
00:30:59,441 --> 00:31:01,068
- You also got some more shit
for free.
583
00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:02,778
God, you're getting
really good at that, Harv.
584
00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:04,154
- Free shit.
585
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,114
- Yes.
586
00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:07,866
- God, my head is killing me.
587
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,076
- Get some sleep.
588
00:31:09,076 --> 00:31:11,036
We got a lot of room to cover.
589
00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:13,622
- This may have been a mistake.
590
00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:21,046
(footsteps thumping)
591
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,426
- Wake up comrade.
592
00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:27,594
Breakfast is served.
593
00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:32,390
- Oh, my God.
594
00:31:34,184 --> 00:31:36,269
Is this what death feels like?
595
00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:39,064
- Well, if it is, then I've
been dead 60% of the month.
596
00:31:40,357 --> 00:31:41,358
Now, hurry up and eat your
muffin.
597
00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:43,026
We got things to do today.
598
00:31:43,026 --> 00:31:44,694
- What are we doing today?
599
00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:47,405
- Well, Harvey. There is a
particular type of project
600
00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:49,074
that I've always wanted to pull
off
601
00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:52,077
but I've never had the
right partner until now.
602
00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:53,620
Don't touch the hula girl.
603
00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:54,496
- I'm up for anything.
604
00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:56,748
As long as we're not
breaking the same law twice.
605
00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:58,041
- Don't worry, you have
definitely
606
00:31:58,041 --> 00:31:59,876
not broken this law before.
607
00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:02,254
You can take that to the
bank or you could have
608
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:04,381
if your ATM card and
ID hadn't been stolen.
609
00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:05,674
- Oh, shit.
610
00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:07,592
(Luke chuckles)
611
00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:09,886
Did I knock someone out
yesterday?
612
00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:11,471
- You were this close.
613
00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:12,806
But that's all in the past.
614
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:16,685
Today, today we're going legit.
615
00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:20,689
(car engine revving)
616
00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:21,523
(door bells pings)
617
00:32:21,523 --> 00:32:22,357
One thing I've learned,
618
00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:24,818
is that once you laminate
something, people trust it
619
00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:28,113
like it came from the
dear grandmother's twat.
620
00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:29,239
- And that means?
621
00:32:29,239 --> 00:32:30,073
- A lot.
622
00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:34,369
Step one, use the good old
fashioned American internet
623
00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:35,453
to find what we want.
624
00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:38,665
Now, we print. (printer
whirring)
625
00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:40,667
We add a little personal touch.
626
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:41,501
(upbeat music)
627
00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:43,628
(camera clicking)
628
00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:44,880
- Smile. No, I'm kidding.
629
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:45,964
Look like a Fed.
630
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,299
(camera clicking)
631
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:49,217
(upbeat music)
632
00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:50,510
Apply a little protection.
633
00:32:52,012 --> 00:32:54,931
(printer whirring)
634
00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,770
(upbeat Electronic music)
635
00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:02,314
And now, time to get a new suit,
636
00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:05,317
Special Agent Remington and your
warrant.
637
00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:06,401
- No, one's going to buy this.
638
00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:07,819
- Grandmother's twat.
639
00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:10,697
(door bells pings)
640
00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:14,618
(video game console chittering)
641
00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:15,827
(man sighs)
642
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:16,953
(man chuckles)
643
00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:17,787
- Shut the fuck up.
644
00:33:17,787 --> 00:33:19,122
He's stronger than he looks.
645
00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:21,833
(man laughs)
646
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,043
And he had a gun.
647
00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:26,171
- (chuckles) This guy?
648
00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:30,008
(man laughs)
649
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:35,597
- Albany. (tense menacing music)
650
00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:37,641
Harvey, I'm going to kill you.
651
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:42,395
(tense menacing music)
652
00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:44,981
(upbeat music)
653
00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:48,235
- Good afternoon, I'm
Special Agent, Pulaski.
654
00:33:48,235 --> 00:33:49,611
This is Special Agent,
Remington.
655
00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:50,987
We're with the FBI.
656
00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:53,031
Can we please speak with
the Head of your IT?
657
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,741
- Can I ask what this is in
reference to?
658
00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:56,368
- We have to be absolutely
confidential
659
00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:57,410
with the information we
disclose.
660
00:33:57,410 --> 00:33:58,245
I'm sure you understand.
661
00:33:58,245 --> 00:33:59,621
Please just get him or her.
662
00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:01,206
This will only take a
moment of their time.
663
00:34:01,206 --> 00:34:03,416
- Yes, of course. Right away.
664
00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:07,087
Kathy, could you show
these men to IT please?
665
00:34:07,087 --> 00:34:09,214
- Um, sure. Follow me.
666
00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:10,048
- Thank you.
667
00:34:11,841 --> 00:34:14,094
- Come on work, work, work.
668
00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:22,477
Wow! Nobody can work a printer
like you.
669
00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:23,311
(printer whirring)
670
00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:26,439
- That's me, saving the
day by fixing the printer.
671
00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:28,817
- Hey Samuel, these two
gentlemen wanted to-
672
00:34:28,817 --> 00:34:29,818
- We'll take it from here.
673
00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:31,528
Thank you very much.
674
00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:32,362
- Can I help you?
675
00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:33,738
- Samuel, I'm Special Agent
Pulaski.
676
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:34,572
This is Special Agent Remington.
677
00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:37,200
We are with the Computer
Fraud division of the FBI.
678
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,034
- Computer fraud?
679
00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:41,329
- There's no need to be alarmed.
We just need access to
the previous years records
680
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:43,206
to make certain there
was no insider trading,
681
00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:44,791
fraudulent activity of any kind
682
00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:46,751
or criminal wrongdoing of any
nature.
683
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,336
- I need to talk to my boss
first.
684
00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:52,841
- Sir, you are not in
any trouble of any sort.
685
00:34:52,841 --> 00:34:55,635
We simply need access to
the company's records.
686
00:34:55,635 --> 00:34:57,679
Now, if you choose to directly
oppose this
687
00:34:57,679 --> 00:34:59,764
you will be guilty of
obstructing justice
688
00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:02,892
and subject to fines, tariffs,
and possible imprisonment.
689
00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:04,811
- Do you have like a warrant at
least?
690
00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:07,355
- Warrant.
691
00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:16,698
- So what do you, what
do you need me to do?
692
00:35:16,698 --> 00:35:17,866
- Please show me to the main
terminal
693
00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:19,868
where I can access last year's
records.
694
00:35:19,868 --> 00:35:20,994
- It's just right here.
695
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:27,167
- Ah, okay.
696
00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:29,002
I just need your contact
information.
697
00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:30,045
- My what?
698
00:35:30,045 --> 00:35:34,132
- Your name, telephone number,
address, height, weight
699
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:35,216
that kind of thing.
700
00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:38,303
- Okay. Well, it's Samuel Levin.
701
00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:40,764
That's S-A-M-
702
00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:47,520
- Excuse me.
703
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:48,355
- Ah, excuse me!
704
00:35:48,355 --> 00:35:49,981
- My partner can make you out a
receipt.
705
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:51,191
He's a notary public.
706
00:35:53,026 --> 00:35:55,070
- What the hell is going on
here?
707
00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:57,322
- We're with the FBI.
708
00:35:57,322 --> 00:35:59,240
I'm Special Agent Remington
and that's Special Agent-
709
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:00,116
- The hell you are.
710
00:36:00,116 --> 00:36:01,076
I'm calling the police.
711
00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:02,118
- Calm down sir.
712
00:36:02,118 --> 00:36:06,331
It's okay.
We are with the Special Computer
Investigative Bureau of-
713
00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:08,083
- You want it, take it.
714
00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:13,088
Everybody step back around
or I will plug this bitch.
715
00:36:13,088 --> 00:36:14,798
- Don't kill me.
- Shut the fuck up.
716
00:36:14,798 --> 00:36:15,757
- Okay. Don't move.
717
00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:19,344
Nobody wants to be a hero.
718
00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:22,514
Sammy, I know where you live.
719
00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:25,100
(upbeat music)
720
00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:31,189
- Act natural.
721
00:36:32,399 --> 00:36:35,485
(footsteps thumping)
722
00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:40,990
Open the trunk.
723
00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:42,659
- What?
- No.
724
00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:44,035
- Fine get in the back seat.
725
00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:48,331
Take the gun.
726
00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:53,545
Don't move.
727
00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:57,799
- Just like it came from
the grandmother's twat?
728
00:36:57,799 --> 00:36:58,883
- What are you gonna do to me?
729
00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:00,385
- Relax. We're not
really gonna kidnap you.
730
00:37:00,385 --> 00:37:02,679
- No, no, no, no one is going to
hurt you.
731
00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:04,848
- Yeah. Well, unless you
were gonna staple me to death
732
00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:06,474
- Yeah, I thought that
was pretty quick thinking.
733
00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:08,643
Sometimes you just have to
make, do with whatever is-
734
00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:13,440
We gonna drop you off real soon.
735
00:37:20,447 --> 00:37:21,281
Get out.
736
00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:23,158
- No.
737
00:37:24,033 --> 00:37:26,911
- What do you mean no?
- Like you really want
me to go back to work.
738
00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:29,164
Just take me with you guys
for the rest of the day
739
00:37:29,164 --> 00:37:32,417
and then I'll go, maybe.
740
00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:37,422
- I'm only gonna say this
once, don't tangle with us.
741
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:39,507
- Please don't insult my
intelligence
742
00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:41,301
and try to pull a tough guy act.
743
00:37:41,301 --> 00:37:42,510
If you're actually going to hurt
me,
744
00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:44,471
you wanna be armed with only a
swing line.
745
00:37:44,471 --> 00:37:45,305
(Harvey chuckles)
746
00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:47,056
- (chuckles) That's cute.
747
00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:48,391
Now, get out.
748
00:37:48,391 --> 00:37:50,643
- Yeah, I'm still gonna
have to go with no.
749
00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:52,854
- We only did this to see
if we could get away with it
750
00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:53,688
That's all.
751
00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:54,772
- You guys are just trying to
get away
752
00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:56,024
with weird shit for fun?
753
00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:57,317
- Pretty much.
- Yes.
754
00:37:57,317 --> 00:37:58,276
- That's fucking cool.
- I know, right.
755
00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,153
- What do you have planned next?
756
00:38:00,153 --> 00:38:02,655
Sales tax evasion, chain
smoking on a plane.
757
00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:04,032
- None of your God damn
business.
758
00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:05,366
- Oh, come on. I'm wanna help.
759
00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:06,534
Let me help with the next one.
760
00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:07,368
- What?
761
00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:09,037
- I don't think that's
a good idea, sweetie.
762
00:38:09,037 --> 00:38:11,164
- It's Shuri, but my
friends call me Shifty.
763
00:38:11,164 --> 00:38:13,082
- Oh, hi.
- Look, whatever.
764
00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:16,294
This isn't what you think it is.
So just get out now while you
still can.
765
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,962
- Here's the deal, you
guys forced me out now
766
00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:18,963
and I'll call the cops.
767
00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:20,381
I'll tell them everything that
happened.
768
00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:22,425
What you look like, your plate
number.
769
00:38:22,425 --> 00:38:24,719
But if you guys let me stay,
770
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:25,553
I'll call my office and tell
them
771
00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:27,096
it was all a big prank that I
was in on.
772
00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:28,181
- She's fucking crazy.
773
00:38:28,181 --> 00:38:30,016
- The thing is, I don't
think you fully comprehend
774
00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:31,726
the severity of our situation.
775
00:38:31,726 --> 00:38:34,521
- I don't think you understand
the severity of my situation.
776
00:38:34,521 --> 00:38:38,149
My parents forced me to
engineering school and I hated
it.
777
00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:40,860
They forced me to get
this job and I hate it.
778
00:38:42,695 --> 00:38:44,322
I'm doing crazy fun with you two
779
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,698
whether you like it or not.
780
00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:48,910
- Okay. One project, but that's
it.
781
00:38:48,910 --> 00:38:50,411
- Ye!
- Are you still high?
782
00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:52,163
- What? Where's the harm Luke?
783
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,623
(phone beeps)
784
00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:55,208
- Oh, here's the office.
785
00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:58,211
What do you want me to tell them
boys?
786
00:38:59,546 --> 00:39:02,799
- All right, one project
and then you are gone.
787
00:39:02,799 --> 00:39:04,342
Are we in agreement on this
Shady?
788
00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:05,552
- It's shifty. Okay.
789
00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:12,559
- I don't know how this fucking
happened.
790
00:39:12,559 --> 00:39:15,478
(light airy music)
791
00:39:16,646 --> 00:39:17,480
- Which room?
792
00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:20,567
- 304. (speaks in french accent)
793
00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:21,442
- Right this way.
794
00:39:22,944 --> 00:39:26,322
(light airy music)
795
00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:28,116
And you both can help
yourself to the buffet
796
00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:29,075
when you're ready.
797
00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:30,201
- Oh merci.
798
00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:31,035
- Thank you.
799
00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:33,955
What are we doing?
800
00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:35,748
- We are eating.
801
00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:37,584
- I thought we were here
802
00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:39,627
because Shifty wanted to use the
bathroom.
803
00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:40,461
You know, they're gonna check
804
00:39:40,461 --> 00:39:42,005
to see if we have key cards.
805
00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:43,923
- Have you learned nothing.
806
00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:45,842
That would require putting forth
effort.
807
00:39:45,842 --> 00:39:48,845
Which is the one thing in the
world that nobody wants to do,
808
00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:50,096
unless they're forced to.
809
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:57,228
(water trickling)
810
00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:20,460
(phone beeps)
811
00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:30,887
Listen, Harvey, this
hostage turn tag along
812
00:40:30,887 --> 00:40:32,930
that we've picked up,
we have to ditch her.
813
00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:34,098
She's gonna get us caught.
814
00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:35,183
- No, no, no, no, no.
815
00:40:35,183 --> 00:40:36,851
I think she's clever.
816
00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:39,812
She adds a whole new fun
dynamic to the group.
817
00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:43,483
- Fun! Harvey, I'm glad
you're having a good time.
818
00:40:43,483 --> 00:40:46,110
But if I get caught, I go to
jail.
819
00:40:47,028 --> 00:40:48,279
And that equals not fun.
820
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:49,489
- Look, I understand.
821
00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:50,615
I get it Luke.
822
00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:52,575
But somehow she just legitimizes
what...
823
00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:55,203
Wow! The eggs look really good
here.
824
00:40:55,203 --> 00:40:57,288
- Harvey, come on man,
you need to focus this...
825
00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,123
That sausage looks good too.
826
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:00,625
That sausage looks really good.
827
00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:02,794
- Hey, so what are we eating?
828
00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:04,212
- I think there's been a
little misunderstanding.
829
00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:05,380
- I really think you should-
830
00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:08,508
- Oh, bacon. Nice.
831
00:41:08,508 --> 00:41:10,927
- Bacon! Aren't you Muslim?
832
00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:12,345
- What makes you think that?
833
00:41:12,345 --> 00:41:14,389
Cause I'm Brown,
assalamu-alaikum.
834
00:41:14,389 --> 00:41:15,932
- Shalom.
- Salami.
835
00:41:15,932 --> 00:41:16,849
- I love salami.
836
00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:17,850
- Shall we?
- Yeah.
837
00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:22,230
(light airy music)
838
00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:31,572
- So what's what the costume
change?
839
00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:32,865
- What's with the interrogation?
840
00:41:32,865 --> 00:41:34,450
Are you a cop?
841
00:41:34,450 --> 00:41:37,328
- Are you an undercover
journalist?
842
00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:38,496
- I like that.
843
00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:43,042
- So what'd you say to get
past the hostess anyway?
844
00:41:43,042 --> 00:41:45,670
- Oh, I just told her that you
guys
are my adoptive gay dads.
845
00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:48,131
(Harvey chuckles)
You like that.
846
00:41:48,131 --> 00:41:50,967
(Harvey chuckles)
847
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:56,597
- See. Clever.
848
00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:03,312
- So what's next?
849
00:42:03,312 --> 00:42:04,897
- We're headed South.
850
00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:06,482
- Oh, okay. How far South?
851
00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:08,067
- As far as the land of Palm
trees,
852
00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:09,986
beaches, hot women and thongs.
853
00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:11,195
- No, like what kind of heists
854
00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:12,405
are we going to pull off there?
855
00:42:12,405 --> 00:42:13,364
- Listen, sweetie.
856
00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:14,365
- It's Shifty.
857
00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:15,324
- Whatever.
858
00:42:15,324 --> 00:42:16,743
There's no we, here.
859
00:42:16,743 --> 00:42:18,161
So we aren't pulling any heists.
860
00:42:18,161 --> 00:42:21,748
The deal was for one scam and
that was it.
861
00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:23,583
Hope you enjoyed the bacon,
but the bacon's over.
862
00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:25,877
- I'm sorry, you call that a
scam.
863
00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:28,254
That's breakfast, my mom
could scam better than you.
864
00:42:28,254 --> 00:42:30,840
- (stammers) No she couldn't.
865
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,216
- The only reason I'm here
866
00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:35,178
is because your scam at my
office failed.
867
00:42:35,178 --> 00:42:37,180
You probably thought once
you laminated to the card,
868
00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,097
people would trust you.
869
00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:39,140
- Yeah, that's actually-
870
00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:40,266
- Shut up, Harvey.
871
00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:41,476
- I saved your ass.
872
00:42:42,435 --> 00:42:44,187
I'll show you how it's done.
873
00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:45,396
Take me to the Wise Man.
874
00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:48,983
- What the fuck is the Wise Man?
875
00:42:50,026 --> 00:42:53,362
(upbeat country music)
876
00:42:53,362 --> 00:42:55,114
What exactly are you
gonna do in this place?
877
00:42:55,114 --> 00:42:56,240
- It's a surprise.
878
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,743
- Remember, we're here for you,
okay.
879
00:42:58,743 --> 00:42:59,744
- I got this.
880
00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:11,088
- Maybe we should go order
something.
881
00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:13,174
- I have a bad feeling about
this.
882
00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:14,217
- Oh, you just had breakfast.
883
00:43:14,217 --> 00:43:15,092
Probably, you're still full.
884
00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:16,594
- She's trouble, Harv.
885
00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:17,887
I know you can't tell, but I
can.
886
00:43:17,887 --> 00:43:18,888
It takes one to know one.
887
00:43:18,888 --> 00:43:20,348
- Oh, come on Luke.
888
00:43:20,348 --> 00:43:21,557
She's harmless, she's
gonna get bored with us
889
00:43:21,557 --> 00:43:23,309
and then just go home.
890
00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:25,853
- Hi. Welcome to Wise Man.
891
00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:27,063
What can I get you?
892
00:43:27,063 --> 00:43:30,024
- Just quietly empty the
register and no one gets hurt.
893
00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:32,735
- Come on. Someone tries to
pull that trick once a week.
894
00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:35,738
Next.
(Luke laughs)
895
00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:37,824
- Pathetic.
896
00:43:37,824 --> 00:43:38,908
- Be nice.
897
00:43:38,908 --> 00:43:40,785
She's not a hardened criminal
like me.
898
00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:48,960
- Hi. Welcome to Wise Man.
899
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,127
What can I get you guys?
900
00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:53,089
- Yes. I would like an
unsweetened ice tea.
901
00:43:53,089 --> 00:43:54,799
- Okay, great. Would you like a
lemon with
902
00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:56,050
Oh, my God. (screams)
903
00:43:56,050 --> 00:43:58,553
(Shifty ululates)
904
00:43:58,553 --> 00:43:59,387
- [Woman] Oh, my God.
905
00:43:59,387 --> 00:44:00,429
Oh, my God.
906
00:44:00,429 --> 00:44:01,514
- Oh, Shifty.
907
00:44:01,514 --> 00:44:03,057
- Harmless, huh?
908
00:44:03,057 --> 00:44:04,684
- American oppressors.
909
00:44:04,684 --> 00:44:08,187
For many long years, we
have endured your evil.
910
00:44:08,187 --> 00:44:10,189
Our time to rise is now.
911
00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:11,566
- I don't wanna die. (shrieks)
912
00:44:11,566 --> 00:44:14,902
- With you currency of
capitalism, you hurt the world.
913
00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:16,946
So today, I burn all of you.
914
00:44:16,946 --> 00:44:17,947
(patrons screaming)
915
00:44:17,947 --> 00:44:19,532
- What do you want?
916
00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:22,285
Here.
917
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:25,496
- What the hell is going on?
918
00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:28,875
Oh, God! (shrieks)
919
00:44:28,875 --> 00:44:32,044
(upbeat Arabic music)
920
00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:39,218
- You, you give me bag.
921
00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:42,388
(upbeat Arabic music)
922
00:44:45,308 --> 00:44:48,686
- What's happening? What's
happening?
923
00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:50,938
- You may live one more day
oppressors.
924
00:44:50,938 --> 00:44:52,815
- I didn't serve my country in
Iraq
925
00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:55,860
So this Brown bitch can
pull this shit at my bar.
926
00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:58,112
(tense dramatic music)
927
00:44:58,112 --> 00:45:03,242
- Oh, shit. (whispers)
928
00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:04,994
- Oh, fuck.
929
00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:09,457
(bright energetic music)
930
00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:16,213
(upbeat Arabic music)
931
00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:23,346
(car engine revving)
932
00:45:23,346 --> 00:45:26,265
(light airy music)
933
00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:49,664
(light airy music)
934
00:45:56,253 --> 00:45:57,171
- [Luke] Too many variables.
935
00:45:57,171 --> 00:45:58,089
- [Shifty] What do you mean
there's too many variables.
936
00:45:58,089 --> 00:45:59,006
- [Luke] There are too many
variables.
937
00:45:59,006 --> 00:46:00,675
You can't control the situation.
938
00:46:00,675 --> 00:46:02,134
You just walked up and show them
your face
939
00:46:02,134 --> 00:46:04,220
and then you put on-
- It was covered, hello.
940
00:46:04,220 --> 00:46:05,346
- And it got covered,
941
00:46:05,346 --> 00:46:07,139
but first you walked up to the
counter.
942
00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:08,015
That's not acceptable you could
have-
943
00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:09,600
- Hey.
- Gotten us into a lot-
944
00:46:10,935 --> 00:46:12,937
Did we get away?
945
00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:15,272
- You know what we didn't.
946
00:46:15,272 --> 00:46:17,024
I'm sorry pal, you got shot and
now
947
00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:20,528
that's right., you're in hell.
948
00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:23,239
- Try heaven.
(Luke laughs)
949
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:25,950
- No, no, no. Don't don't do
that.
950
00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:28,077
- I'm just trying to make it
rain.
951
00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:33,457
Now bring in them 72 virgins
mother fucker. (chuckles)
952
00:46:35,251 --> 00:46:37,670
(Luke sighs)
953
00:46:37,670 --> 00:46:38,504
- Where are we?
954
00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:42,008
- Miles from ordinary.
955
00:46:47,722 --> 00:46:49,557
- Hey did I tackle a redneck?
956
00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:52,101
- Like a boss.
957
00:46:55,855 --> 00:46:57,356
- You rich, bitch.
958
00:46:57,356 --> 00:47:02,361
- I don't know about rich,
but God, this is a nice take
959
00:47:03,112 --> 00:47:06,073
- Harvey, are you okay?
You've been out for like hours.
960
00:47:06,073 --> 00:47:07,533
- Yeah, I'm sure I just, you
know,
961
00:47:07,533 --> 00:47:09,201
I didn't have enough to eat.
962
00:47:09,201 --> 00:47:11,704
- Oh, well. You'll be eating
tonight.
963
00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:14,832
- Shifty, there is
something I wanna tell you.
964
00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:15,666
- Yes.
965
00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:18,753
- I do admire your creativity.
966
00:47:18,753 --> 00:47:21,839
I mean, that was just, that was
the balls.
967
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:25,468
But I just can't get behind
taking other people's money.
968
00:47:27,011 --> 00:47:29,346
- When people go to the movies,
what are they paying for?
969
00:47:29,346 --> 00:47:31,348
- The movies, what?
970
00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:33,809
- They're paying for
witnessing an adventure.
971
00:47:33,809 --> 00:47:37,104
But we just keep those
people is just like a movie
972
00:47:37,104 --> 00:47:39,940
except like it really happened
to them.
973
00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:42,151
That story that they
each have now is worth
974
00:47:42,151 --> 00:47:45,821
so much more than a couple
of bucks we took from them.
975
00:47:45,821 --> 00:47:49,366
- I don't know, that's not
how I wanna spend my time.
976
00:47:49,366 --> 00:47:50,201
- Time?
977
00:47:52,244 --> 00:47:54,413
You old people are strange, both
of you.
978
00:47:55,372 --> 00:47:58,709
- As long as we use the
money for a good cause.
979
00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:01,962
(upbeat country music)
980
00:48:10,971 --> 00:48:15,559
♪ You'll never guess the
places that I've been ♪
981
00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:20,022
♪ You'll never guess the
places that I've been ♪
982
00:48:20,022 --> 00:48:22,316
♪ Cause everything is like a
dream yeah ♪
983
00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:27,321
♪ But only in my dreams I live
in ♪
984
00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:33,994
♪ I'm never gonna let the day
begin ♪
985
00:48:33,994 --> 00:48:38,165
♪ Never gonna let the day begin
♪
986
00:48:38,165 --> 00:48:42,211
♪ Cause everything is like a
dream yeah ♪
987
00:48:42,211 --> 00:48:43,879
- [Woman] You're all over
the fucking news, Shuri.
988
00:48:43,879 --> 00:48:45,464
- Just chill out, okay.
989
00:48:45,464 --> 00:48:46,841
- I really don't wanna say it
990
00:48:46,841 --> 00:48:49,260
but you're not even wearing a
hijab.
991
00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:50,928
Did you even think about what
the mosque
992
00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:52,304
would tell mom and dad?
993
00:48:52,304 --> 00:48:53,681
- Please. This coming from the
girl
994
00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:56,392
who wears her hijab with a mini
skirt.
995
00:48:56,392 --> 00:48:58,519
Wait, what do you mean you saw
me?
996
00:48:58,519 --> 00:48:59,854
(upbeat country music)
997
00:48:59,854 --> 00:49:02,022
♪ Give me my dreams ♪
998
00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:04,275
♪ Give me my dreams ♪
999
00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:07,278
♪ Give me my dreams ♪
1000
00:49:12,575 --> 00:49:16,162
(gentle suspenseful music)
1001
00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:42,605
- Harvey.
1002
00:49:49,862 --> 00:49:50,696
Hello?
1003
00:50:10,966 --> 00:50:13,052
[Announcer] The police have
additional security footage
1004
00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:14,803
of the two men in what they
believe
1005
00:50:14,803 --> 00:50:17,139
to be the missing woman, Shuri
Masnari.
1006
00:50:17,139 --> 00:50:19,308
Police have not linked the three
together
1007
00:50:19,308 --> 00:50:21,143
with the Wise Man robbery.
1008
00:50:21,143 --> 00:50:24,063
But they have definitely
not ruled it out either.
1009
00:50:24,063 --> 00:50:28,400
We'll have more-
- [Drug Dealer] Harvey fucking
Harrington!
1010
00:50:36,075 --> 00:50:38,244
- [Shifty] Shot gun.
- Shot gun, you?
1011
00:50:38,244 --> 00:50:39,578
I don't think so.
1012
00:50:39,578 --> 00:50:40,704
- Oh, come on. What's the
biggie.
1013
00:50:40,704 --> 00:50:42,289
- Yeah, Luke. I don't mind.
1014
00:50:42,289 --> 00:50:43,123
- I mind.
1015
00:50:43,123 --> 00:50:45,125
She's going to be yapping
in my ear the entire time.
1016
00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:46,085
- Love it.
1017
00:50:47,836 --> 00:50:49,880
- And you take her side now all
the time.
1018
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:50,756
What's up with that?
1019
00:50:50,756 --> 00:50:52,841
- She's the Persian
daughter I've always wanted.
1020
00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:54,927
- Oh, thanks (mumbles).
1021
00:50:54,927 --> 00:50:55,761
- What does that mean?
1022
00:50:55,761 --> 00:50:57,096
Handsome rebel?
1023
00:50:57,096 --> 00:50:57,930
- White dad.
1024
00:50:59,348 --> 00:51:00,182
- Racist.
1025
00:51:02,226 --> 00:51:05,187
(upbeat rock music)
1026
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:09,858
- Can we stop for breakfast?
1027
00:51:09,858 --> 00:51:11,735
- You just had breakfast.
1028
00:51:11,735 --> 00:51:14,154
- You call powder milk and
instant coffee breakfast?
1029
00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:17,032
- She's right, Luke.
I mean, I'm kinda hungry back
here too.
1030
00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:18,325
- That's what I'm talking about,
Harvey.
1031
00:51:18,325 --> 00:51:19,159
- What are you talking-
- That's what I mean.
1032
00:51:19,159 --> 00:51:20,327
You're taking her side.
1033
00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:21,120
- I don't take her side.
1034
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:23,330
- Oh, could you at least have
gum?
- No, we don't have any gum.
1035
00:51:23,330 --> 00:51:24,164
- Sorry. No gum.
1036
00:51:26,875 --> 00:51:29,253
- Um, what!
1037
00:51:29,253 --> 00:51:30,796
- What now...
1038
00:51:30,796 --> 00:51:31,630
Just shut that.
1039
00:51:31,630 --> 00:51:33,007
- Why haven't we been using
this?
1040
00:51:33,007 --> 00:51:34,717
- No, no, no, no, no.
You just put that back in the
glove box.
1041
00:51:34,717 --> 00:51:35,676
- Geez relax would you.
1042
00:51:35,676 --> 00:51:37,011
I've handled a gun before.
1043
00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:38,971
- You have?
- Yeah, my dad taught me.
1044
00:51:38,971 --> 00:51:41,640
- See safety is on. Safety first
is on.
1045
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:42,850
Then hello (mumbles)
1046
00:51:42,850 --> 00:51:43,934
- Stop that.
- Put it away.
1047
00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:45,728
You are making me nervous.
1048
00:51:45,728 --> 00:51:46,895
- Okay.
1049
00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:51,775
- And this is?
1050
00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:54,653
- That's just a little
list that I'm keeping.
1051
00:51:54,653 --> 00:51:56,655
- You've done all of this.
1052
00:51:56,655 --> 00:51:58,699
- We I've done all that.
1053
00:51:58,699 --> 00:52:00,159
- Oh, there's me. Okay.
1054
00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:02,494
- I just wanna keep a record.
1055
00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:03,329
- Yeah, but why?
1056
00:52:03,329 --> 00:52:05,080
- It's just a dumb list.
1057
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:08,667
Leave it alone.(whispering)
1058
00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:11,420
- Shifty, have you seen "The
Bucket List"?
1059
00:52:11,420 --> 00:52:13,839
- That's the one with the
two girls and the one cop.
1060
00:52:13,839 --> 00:52:15,507
- Completely different.
1061
00:52:15,507 --> 00:52:16,884
Completely different.
1062
00:52:16,884 --> 00:52:19,178
- Harvey, what are you doing?
1063
00:52:19,178 --> 00:52:22,056
- Luke, I think it's
time we just tell her.
1064
00:52:22,056 --> 00:52:23,140
- [Shifty] Tell me what?
1065
00:52:24,224 --> 00:52:25,059
- Shifty,
1066
00:52:27,102 --> 00:52:27,978
I'm dying.
1067
00:52:29,271 --> 00:52:30,939
- Okay. (chuckles)
1068
00:52:30,939 --> 00:52:32,274
- It's true, Shify.
1069
00:52:34,276 --> 00:52:35,736
- What!
1070
00:52:35,736 --> 00:52:36,570
No!
1071
00:52:37,905 --> 00:52:39,615
What really?
1072
00:52:39,615 --> 00:52:40,449
When?
1073
00:52:40,449 --> 00:52:42,618
- I don't actually have much
time left
1074
00:52:42,618 --> 00:52:44,703
that's why I black out.
1075
00:52:44,703 --> 00:52:45,954
I have a brain tumor.
1076
00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:54,046
- Well, fuck it then.
1077
00:52:54,046 --> 00:52:55,172
- I'm sorry.Fuck what?
1078
00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:57,174
- If you're going out,
let's go out with a bang.
1079
00:52:57,174 --> 00:52:58,884
- Oh, great. She really is
going to blow us all up.
1080
00:52:58,884 --> 00:53:01,011
- No, I mean let's up the ante.
1081
00:53:01,011 --> 00:53:02,221
Like what do we got this gun for
1082
00:53:02,221 --> 00:53:04,139
if we're not even gonna fucking
use it?
1083
00:53:05,307 --> 00:53:06,183
FTW.
1084
00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:08,102
- What is FTW?
1085
00:53:08,102 --> 00:53:09,478
- Fuck the world.
1086
00:53:09,478 --> 00:53:11,563
- I think that's supposed
to be, for the win.
1087
00:53:11,563 --> 00:53:14,108
- No. Fuck that.
1088
00:53:14,108 --> 00:53:16,026
Come on, lets do some fucking
damage.
1089
00:53:17,319 --> 00:53:18,278
- FTW.
1090
00:53:19,863 --> 00:53:21,156
- FT fucking W
1091
00:53:23,158 --> 00:53:26,161
(upbeat rock music)
1092
00:53:29,748 --> 00:53:31,166
Hey, before we do any damage,
1093
00:53:31,166 --> 00:53:33,168
can we stop for a potty break?
1094
00:53:33,168 --> 00:53:36,171
(upbeat rock music)
1095
00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:42,428
- I have an idea.
1096
00:53:44,179 --> 00:53:47,641
I'm thinking if we did that
while at the Wise Man imagine-
1097
00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:49,977
- How well we would do at
someplace more upscale?
1098
00:53:49,977 --> 00:53:52,229
- Yes.
- Uuh, wait. Hold on.
1099
00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:54,857
Despite the speech you gave back
there
1100
00:53:54,857 --> 00:53:57,192
I'm just not comfortable
robbing people guys.
1101
00:53:57,192 --> 00:53:58,485
It's still wrong.
1102
00:53:58,485 --> 00:54:00,028
- Harvey, how could you say
that-
1103
00:54:00,028 --> 00:54:04,783
- Wait a minute.
Harv, what if they had it
coming?
1104
00:54:05,617 --> 00:54:06,910
- Go on.
1105
00:54:06,910 --> 00:54:08,245
- Some people get so much money
1106
00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:09,997
they don't even know what to
do with themselves, right.
1107
00:54:09,997 --> 00:54:12,916
They're so rich, they get
bored with regular activities
1108
00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:16,170
and they move on to more
exotic forms of entertainment.
1109
00:54:16,170 --> 00:54:18,213
Like making two poor little
doggies
1110
00:54:18,213 --> 00:54:19,840
fight each other to death.
1111
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,383
- Oh, my God. Those fuckers.
1112
00:54:21,383 --> 00:54:22,926
- That's illegal in every State.
1113
00:54:22,926 --> 00:54:25,804
- And it's an all cash business.
1114
00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:29,766
- So we're gonna take money
from morally bankrupt monsters?
1115
00:54:30,893 --> 00:54:31,977
I think I can do that.
1116
00:54:33,729 --> 00:54:37,065
(dramatic upbeat music)
1117
00:54:44,615 --> 00:54:46,116
- Bitch. Give me back Dogzilla.
1118
00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:48,452
(gun bangs)
1119
00:54:49,328 --> 00:54:50,579
- Run free.
- You've been hit.
1120
00:54:50,579 --> 00:54:51,580
- Run free.
1121
00:54:51,580 --> 00:54:53,916
(gun bangs)
1122
00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:58,086
(dramatic upbeat music)
1123
00:54:58,086 --> 00:55:00,506
(gun clicks)
1124
00:55:03,509 --> 00:55:07,054
(gentle suspenseful music)
1125
00:55:07,054 --> 00:55:09,431
(wolf howling)
1126
00:55:09,431 --> 00:55:10,682
- Super.
1127
00:55:10,682 --> 00:55:11,642
- Can I look at it?
1128
00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:13,852
- It's not that bad.
1129
00:55:13,852 --> 00:55:15,062
- Yeah, but I wanna see.
1130
00:55:16,063 --> 00:55:18,065
- Okay, crazy town.
1131
00:55:20,484 --> 00:55:21,443
- So cool.
1132
00:55:21,443 --> 00:55:23,529
- We need to get you to a
hospital, Luke.
1133
00:55:23,529 --> 00:55:24,404
- Hell no.
1134
00:55:24,404 --> 00:55:25,864
- Yeah. It's gonna get infected.
1135
00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:27,783
- I've got it under control.
1136
00:55:27,783 --> 00:55:29,743
Oh! Mother fucker (mumbles) Son
of a-
1137
00:55:30,702 --> 00:55:32,955
- He was raised by pirates.
1138
00:55:32,955 --> 00:55:34,623
- You need stitches.
1139
00:55:34,623 --> 00:55:35,624
Want me to do it?
1140
00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:39,836
- What I need is a fucking nap.
1141
00:55:39,836 --> 00:55:42,089
- Okay, so what's the plan?
1142
00:55:44,216 --> 00:55:45,801
- We head South.
1143
00:55:45,801 --> 00:55:47,678
- So you're just gonna limp to
Miami.
1144
00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:48,512
- We have money.
1145
00:55:51,807 --> 00:55:54,268
And there are places we can get
a car.
1146
00:55:55,435 --> 00:55:56,687
- Like from where?
1147
00:55:58,647 --> 00:56:01,233
(upbeat music)
1148
00:56:02,401 --> 00:56:04,778
- [Harvey] This blister is
killing me.
1149
00:56:04,778 --> 00:56:06,071
This shoes are definitely not
meant
1150
00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:07,364
to be worn without socks.
1151
00:56:08,323 --> 00:56:10,867
(upbeat music)
1152
00:56:23,922 --> 00:56:26,925
- Hi guys, can I help you with
something?
1153
00:56:26,925 --> 00:56:28,969
- Yeah we're-
- We're just browsing.
1154
00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:33,515
- Well I'm Dabney, if y'all
need anything just holler, okay.
1155
00:56:34,558 --> 00:56:36,476
Y'all traveling or do
you live around here?
1156
00:56:36,476 --> 00:56:38,353
- We're on vacation.(chuckles)
1157
00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:40,355
- Oh, okay. Great. Great.
1158
00:56:40,355 --> 00:56:41,189
Good for you.Good for you.
1159
00:56:41,189 --> 00:56:42,774
So what's the damage on this
bad boy right over here.
1160
00:56:42,774 --> 00:56:44,401
- Well as you can see.
1161
00:56:46,111 --> 00:56:48,405
Well, the asking price is 4,300.
1162
00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:49,573
- Ooh.
1163
00:56:49,573 --> 00:56:52,200
- But maybe I can let her go
today-
1164
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,579
- How about three, in cash,
right now?
1165
00:56:55,579 --> 00:56:56,955
- You said cash.
1166
00:56:56,955 --> 00:57:00,167
- Indeed I did. American.
1167
00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:03,378
- (chuckles) You good
American, I like that.
1168
00:57:03,378 --> 00:57:05,422
I just need to get
approval of my supervisor.
1169
00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:06,548
And then you're out of here.
1170
00:57:06,548 --> 00:57:07,799
How about 3,500?
1171
00:57:07,799 --> 00:57:11,637
You tell your supervisor it
was 3,000 and we take the car.
1172
00:57:11,637 --> 00:57:13,180
- And one of your socks.
1173
00:57:14,014 --> 00:57:15,057
You know what?
1174
00:57:15,057 --> 00:57:16,058
That sounds pretty good.
1175
00:57:16,058 --> 00:57:19,686
I just need you to fill out.
Did you say one of my socks?
1176
00:57:19,686 --> 00:57:21,855
How's that look Dabney?
1177
00:57:24,483 --> 00:57:26,735
- On second thought, I'm pretty
sure
1178
00:57:26,735 --> 00:57:28,612
I can take care of the forms for
you.
1179
00:57:28,612 --> 00:57:29,529
- Great.
1180
00:57:30,405 --> 00:57:33,283
Here, start counting.
1181
00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:35,410
- Oh, can you throw in a couple
of
1182
00:57:35,410 --> 00:57:37,537
those pine tree air freshener
thingies?
1183
00:57:37,537 --> 00:57:38,455
- Oh yeah, sure.
1184
00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:43,460
Oh wait, we don't have pine,
but we do have palm trees.
1185
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:46,088
- Dope
- Yeah.
1186
00:57:47,714 --> 00:57:50,926
- And don't forget the sock.
- The sock.
1187
00:57:50,926 --> 00:57:52,302
And you guys are,
1188
00:57:53,261 --> 00:57:55,889
yeah, on vacation.
1189
00:57:55,889 --> 00:57:58,475
(upbeat music)
1190
00:58:17,744 --> 00:58:20,163
♪ Coming back ♪
1191
00:58:20,163 --> 00:58:22,332
♪ Since you gone ♪
1192
00:58:22,332 --> 00:58:25,460
♪ I'm loosing my mind ♪
1193
00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:31,091
(light airy music)
1194
00:58:31,091 --> 00:58:32,843
- Exactly the further we get
away from the dealership.
1195
00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:35,262
The more conspicuous we
look with dealer plates.
1196
00:58:35,262 --> 00:58:36,430
- So why don't we hit up the
extended
1197
00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:38,140
parking lot at an airport?
1198
00:58:38,140 --> 00:58:39,641
- What happens if we
snapped plates off a car
1199
00:58:39,641 --> 00:58:41,143
that somebody is picking
up late that same day?
1200
00:58:41,143 --> 00:58:43,061
- What about a junkyard?
1201
00:58:43,061 --> 00:58:44,521
- That's my girl.
1202
00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:46,189
There are wrecks just sitting
there
1203
00:58:46,189 --> 00:58:47,733
until their plates literally
rust off.
1204
00:58:47,733 --> 00:58:49,860
- So where do we find a junk
yard?
1205
00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:52,446
(upbeat music)
1206
00:59:05,667 --> 00:59:07,252
- Yeah, this should do.
1207
00:59:07,252 --> 00:59:09,379
All right. Harvey, you come with
me inside
1208
00:59:09,379 --> 00:59:10,839
Shifty you stay here and keep
watch.
1209
00:59:10,839 --> 00:59:12,716
- Why do I have to keep watch?
1210
00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:14,217
That's the lameness of the
criminal jobs.
1211
00:59:14,217 --> 00:59:15,385
- Because I said so.
1212
00:59:15,385 --> 00:59:16,261
- Oh, here we go.
1213
00:59:16,261 --> 00:59:18,513
- Okay. How about, because
last time you got us shot.
1214
00:59:18,513 --> 00:59:19,848
- You're the only one that's
shot here.
1215
00:59:19,848 --> 00:59:22,184
- How about this time,
we just do it this way?
1216
00:59:22,184 --> 00:59:23,351
- Can I take this one solo?
1217
00:59:23,351 --> 00:59:24,978
- [Shifty] No, no way.
- Ooh, Harvey.
1218
00:59:24,978 --> 00:59:28,523
- Why? I mean, you're not
exactly the most subtle duo.
1219
00:59:28,523 --> 00:59:29,483
And one person is going to be
1220
00:59:29,483 --> 00:59:31,485
less distracting than three
people.
1221
00:59:31,485 --> 00:59:33,278
- I'm sorry. What do you
mean we're not subtle.
1222
00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:34,905
- How are we not subtle?
1223
00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:35,739
- Do you not trust us?
1224
00:59:35,739 --> 00:59:38,492
- Says teepee terrorist and
agent stapler.
1225
00:59:38,492 --> 00:59:39,576
I think I can do this.
1226
00:59:41,369 --> 00:59:43,455
- All right. Be careful.
1227
00:59:43,455 --> 00:59:46,082
All right, and if you're
not back in one hour
1228
00:59:46,082 --> 00:59:47,542
we'll come and find you.
1229
00:59:47,542 --> 00:59:49,085
- Start the timer.
1230
00:59:49,085 --> 00:59:51,671
(upbeat music)
1231
01:00:04,100 --> 01:00:07,229
(lively upbeat music)
1232
01:00:20,742 --> 01:00:23,829
(tense upbeat music)
1233
01:00:34,756 --> 01:00:38,260
(chain rattling)
1234
01:00:38,260 --> 01:00:40,762
(dog barking)
1235
01:00:42,305 --> 01:00:44,474
(upbeat tense music)
1236
01:00:44,474 --> 01:00:46,935
(dog barking)
1237
01:00:50,021 --> 01:00:51,439
- And that's my sister.
1238
01:00:51,439 --> 01:00:55,360
She's getting married
in August to this guy.
1239
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:58,405
- Ooh, he looks a little-
1240
01:00:58,405 --> 01:01:00,240
- I know like a total bore.
- Yeah.
1241
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:01,408
They met last December.
1242
01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:03,785
Things move fast in my culture.
1243
01:01:04,786 --> 01:01:06,580
- Why is that?
1244
01:01:06,580 --> 01:01:10,125
- Seriously! To get down
to business, that's why.
1245
01:01:15,338 --> 01:01:16,590
I think you're bleeding.
1246
01:01:17,924 --> 01:01:19,551
- Oh, shit.
1247
01:01:19,551 --> 01:01:21,052
Yeah.
1248
01:01:21,052 --> 01:01:23,221
I think you're right, I
probably need stitches.
1249
01:01:23,221 --> 01:01:24,347
Just keeps opening up.
1250
01:01:30,896 --> 01:01:31,730
Is that the time?
1251
01:01:34,274 --> 01:01:36,776
(dog barking)
1252
01:01:37,944 --> 01:01:40,447
What in the hell got into gal?
1253
01:01:43,074 --> 01:01:44,576
Now, shut your full mouth
1254
01:01:44,576 --> 01:01:47,871
and let me watch my girly movie
in peace.
1255
01:01:50,916 --> 01:01:51,917
- Oh, no.
1256
01:01:57,172 --> 01:02:00,425
(dramatic tense music)
1257
01:02:07,390 --> 01:02:11,144
(dramatic suspenseful music)
1258
01:02:28,870 --> 01:02:32,624
(dramatic suspenseful music)
1259
01:02:39,422 --> 01:02:42,842
- Hey, are you at all worried
about Harv-
1260
01:02:44,886 --> 01:02:47,472
(upbeat music)
1261
01:03:06,491 --> 01:03:09,828
Aww! Get off, get off, get off,
get off.
1262
01:03:10,704 --> 01:03:12,831
Get back on, get back up.
1263
01:03:12,831 --> 01:03:15,417
(upbeat music)
1264
01:03:22,340 --> 01:03:25,093
(birds chirping)
1265
01:04:03,423 --> 01:04:05,467
- Where the hell have you two
been?
1266
01:04:05,467 --> 01:04:07,260
- Did you get the plates?
1267
01:04:07,260 --> 01:04:08,553
- [Shifty] Good job, Harvey.
1268
01:04:11,556 --> 01:04:13,725
- What exactly were you doing
all night?
1269
01:04:13,725 --> 01:04:17,228
- We were just talking and shit.
1270
01:04:20,774 --> 01:04:21,816
- Oh, no.
1271
01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:25,862
Oh no, no, no.
1272
01:04:27,572 --> 01:04:28,865
What?
1273
01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:32,202
- God damn it Luke. You defiled
her.
1274
01:04:32,202 --> 01:04:33,453
- I wait, what?
1275
01:04:33,453 --> 01:04:34,621
- You sexed me?
1276
01:04:34,621 --> 01:04:36,122
- Yeah, I did.
1277
01:04:36,122 --> 01:04:37,082
No, I did.
1278
01:04:37,082 --> 01:04:39,209
- I cannot believe you.
1279
01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:41,169
And aren't you supposed to
be a virgin or something?
1280
01:04:41,169 --> 01:04:43,546
- Wow! Okay, what are you
the cherry popping police?
1281
01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:44,756
It's not a big deal.
1282
01:04:44,756 --> 01:04:46,007
- Well, I'm sorry.
1283
01:04:46,007 --> 01:04:48,384
Sex is a very big deal young
lady.
1284
01:04:48,384 --> 01:04:50,762
- It's not, it's just sex.
1285
01:04:50,762 --> 01:04:53,139
It was bullet wound sex
or heist sex or whatever.
1286
01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:54,974
- Heist sex, heist sex.
1287
01:04:54,974 --> 01:04:57,143
- I am very disappointed in both
of you.
1288
01:04:57,143 --> 01:04:58,103
- Jesus, Harvey.
1289
01:04:58,103 --> 01:04:59,854
You're not my real white dad.
1290
01:05:01,439 --> 01:05:02,774
- No, that's right I'm not.
1291
01:05:03,691 --> 01:05:06,778
I'm just some fossil at the
end of his pathetic life.
1292
01:05:06,778 --> 01:05:07,946
I get it.
- Come on, Harvey.
1293
01:05:07,946 --> 01:05:09,614
It's not like that.
1294
01:05:09,614 --> 01:05:11,491
- I thought we were all in this
together.
1295
01:05:11,491 --> 01:05:13,034
- We are, nothing has changed.
1296
01:05:13,034 --> 01:05:15,286
- Exactly. Everything is cool.
1297
01:05:15,286 --> 01:05:18,123
- Everything's I had a blackout.
1298
01:05:19,332 --> 01:05:21,084
Okay, what if that was it.
1299
01:05:21,084 --> 01:05:24,587
What if I had died in
that junk yard alone?
1300
01:05:24,587 --> 01:05:27,132
I mean, did you even think
to come and check on me?
1301
01:05:30,802 --> 01:05:32,595
I want to get out, pull up over.
1302
01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:37,892
I said pull over, Luke.
1303
01:05:44,023 --> 01:05:46,025
Pop the trunk, I'm taking my
share.
1304
01:05:59,539 --> 01:06:00,665
- So what do we do now?
1305
01:06:05,670 --> 01:06:08,006
- I still need some stitches.
1306
01:06:08,006 --> 01:06:08,840
- Shit.
1307
01:06:17,557 --> 01:06:21,227
(gentle instrumental music)
1308
01:06:26,441 --> 01:06:27,483
- What can I get you?
1309
01:06:30,028 --> 01:06:30,862
- A whiskey.
1310
01:06:31,863 --> 01:06:32,697
- Okay.
1311
01:06:39,287 --> 01:06:40,163
- Five.
1312
01:06:51,257 --> 01:06:52,091
Thank you.
1313
01:06:59,182 --> 01:07:00,016
- Long day.
1314
01:07:01,392 --> 01:07:02,352
- Long life.
1315
01:07:03,811 --> 01:07:07,190
- Well, it's like they
say, life is like sex.
1316
01:07:08,900 --> 01:07:10,735
You never know when it's really
over.
1317
01:07:12,570 --> 01:07:14,656
- What is that? A half smile?
1318
01:07:16,241 --> 01:07:18,451
Can I get you another Mr. I
drank whiskey,
1319
01:07:18,451 --> 01:07:20,662
but I clearly hate it.
1320
01:07:20,662 --> 01:07:23,456
- You know what? I think I'm
good.
1321
01:07:23,456 --> 01:07:24,874
- Come on, this one's on me.
1322
01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:30,171
- All right, what would you
recommend?
1323
01:07:30,171 --> 01:07:32,674
- Well I'm working on a,
like an original concoction
1324
01:07:32,674 --> 01:07:33,508
- Original.
1325
01:07:34,676 --> 01:07:36,094
Hit me.
1326
01:07:36,094 --> 01:07:36,928
- You got it.
1327
01:07:39,973 --> 01:07:43,643
(gentle instrumental music)
1328
01:08:00,827 --> 01:08:03,329
- Okay, what is in this?
1329
01:08:03,329 --> 01:08:05,832
- Can I trust you with a recipe
secret?
1330
01:08:05,832 --> 01:08:06,666
- I think so.
1331
01:08:09,419 --> 01:08:13,548
- It's Jameson 7UP, a little
tonic water
1332
01:08:13,548 --> 01:08:15,633
and a scosche of sweet vermouth.
1333
01:08:15,633 --> 01:08:19,053
- Well whatever's in
there, it is delicious.
1334
01:08:19,053 --> 01:08:21,264
- I'll have to do is come
up with a good name for it.
1335
01:08:21,264 --> 01:08:24,225
- Name. Let me think on that.
1336
01:08:27,854 --> 01:08:29,981
- So how well do you know this
guy?
1337
01:08:29,981 --> 01:08:31,232
- Bro.
1338
01:08:31,232 --> 01:08:32,358
- Hey.
1339
01:08:32,358 --> 01:08:37,363
- Y'all ready for this duru,
du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du.
1340
01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:39,198
All right, let's do this.
1341
01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:40,366
- Yes, let's.
1342
01:08:40,366 --> 01:08:42,535
- Meow, you got it little mama.
1343
01:08:43,745 --> 01:08:46,122
What the fuck did you get
yourself into this time bro?
1344
01:08:46,122 --> 01:08:47,332
- You know me.
1345
01:08:47,332 --> 01:08:48,166
- Enough said.
1346
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:51,794
I love this part.
1347
01:08:59,010 --> 01:09:00,636
Oh, yeah.
1348
01:09:01,554 --> 01:09:02,430
But first.
1349
01:09:04,182 --> 01:09:05,725
- Is that for him?
1350
01:09:05,725 --> 01:09:06,559
- No.
1351
01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:15,902
Now, shot, shot, shot,
shot, shot, shot, shot
1352
01:09:15,902 --> 01:09:17,070
shot, shot, shot, shot,
shot shot, shot, shot.
1353
01:09:19,614 --> 01:09:21,532
- Shots?
- Oh, yeah.
1354
01:09:27,288 --> 01:09:31,376
- Yes. And that's one of the
reasons why I hate my name.
1355
01:09:31,376 --> 01:09:34,504
Every moron in this County
has come through that door
1356
01:09:34,504 --> 01:09:38,049
and asked me in the most
terrible British accent.
1357
01:09:38,049 --> 01:09:39,384
"Are you Randy?"
1358
01:09:39,384 --> 01:09:42,303
- (laughs) Oh, that is
atrocious.
1359
01:09:42,303 --> 01:09:44,555
- It doesn't matter.
1360
01:09:44,555 --> 01:09:45,765
The fuckers couldn't spell it
1361
01:09:45,765 --> 01:09:47,392
even if they weren't already
toasted.
1362
01:09:47,392 --> 01:09:50,728
(Harvey laughs)
1363
01:09:50,728 --> 01:09:51,979
You know what, Randy?
1364
01:09:51,979 --> 01:09:52,814
- No, what?
1365
01:09:54,065 --> 01:09:55,274
- I like you.
1366
01:09:55,274 --> 01:09:56,818
- Well, I like you too.
1367
01:09:59,070 --> 01:10:01,864
And what is in the
mysterious bag there, huh?
1368
01:10:04,700 --> 01:10:05,535
- Almost.
1369
01:10:07,954 --> 01:10:10,832
So how'd you two meet?
1370
01:10:10,832 --> 01:10:11,874
- Traffic school.
1371
01:10:13,334 --> 01:10:14,877
Can you?
1372
01:10:14,877 --> 01:10:16,921
- Oh, yeah. I got this, sorry.
1373
01:10:18,714 --> 01:10:21,551
- Come on now, I told
you my secret didn't I?
1374
01:10:25,179 --> 01:10:30,351
- $31,212 and a severed
head.(laughs)
1375
01:10:30,351 --> 01:10:33,104
- (laughs) I knew it. I knew it.
1376
01:10:33,104 --> 01:10:35,481
- It smells like severed head in
there.
1377
01:10:35,481 --> 01:10:38,693
(Randy and Harvey laughing)
1378
01:10:38,693 --> 01:10:41,737
- There's just one thing left.
1379
01:10:41,737 --> 01:10:42,989
- Yeah.
1380
01:10:42,989 --> 01:10:44,532
♪ One, two, three ♪
1381
01:10:44,532 --> 01:10:47,452
(upbeat pop music)
1382
01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:52,999
- Oh, wait wait.
- What?
1383
01:10:52,999 --> 01:10:55,293
- I get this-
- Yeah, me too.
1384
01:10:55,293 --> 01:10:58,504
- Really?
- No, whatever. Come on Harvey
1385
01:11:02,008 --> 01:11:05,261
(upbeat hip hop music)
1386
01:11:16,397 --> 01:11:20,193
- Wait. I've got it.
- What?
1387
01:11:20,193 --> 01:11:22,862
- The James (mumbles)
1388
01:11:22,862 --> 01:11:24,864
- Oh, that's brilliant.
1389
01:11:24,864 --> 01:11:26,616
- See, I just needed a little
time.
1390
01:11:30,036 --> 01:11:33,206
(gentle upbeat music)
1391
01:12:11,244 --> 01:12:13,412
- [Announcer] Police have
security footage of two men
1392
01:12:13,412 --> 01:12:14,622
with what they believe to be to
be
1393
01:12:14,622 --> 01:12:16,832
the missing woman Shuri Masnari.
1394
01:12:16,832 --> 01:12:18,751
Police have not linked the three
together
1395
01:12:18,751 --> 01:12:20,628
with the Wise Man robbery but-
1396
01:12:20,628 --> 01:12:22,129
- What the fu...
1397
01:12:25,466 --> 01:12:27,385
- Oh,
- Fuck.
1398
01:12:28,636 --> 01:12:30,721
(upbeat music)
1399
01:12:30,721 --> 01:12:32,265
- Hi, sir.
1400
01:12:32,265 --> 01:12:33,099
Hi. Can I help you?
1401
01:12:33,099 --> 01:12:34,267
- Yes the bartender, Randy.
1402
01:12:34,267 --> 01:12:35,935
Did she come by this way?
1403
01:12:35,935 --> 01:12:37,395
- There's no Randy, that works
here, sir.
1404
01:12:37,395 --> 01:12:40,439
- No, no. The bartender
that was working last night.
1405
01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:42,149
- You mean Joe?
1406
01:12:42,149 --> 01:12:43,067
- Joe
- Joe.
1407
01:13:01,961 --> 01:13:04,880
- So how did you know I'd be
there?
1408
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:07,592
- It was the only bar for 30
miles in either direction.
1409
01:13:07,592 --> 01:13:09,885
It didn't take the FBI
to figure that one out.
1410
01:13:13,639 --> 01:13:15,016
- I lost all the money.
1411
01:13:15,016 --> 01:13:16,475
- No, shit.
1412
01:13:16,475 --> 01:13:17,310
- Us too.
1413
01:13:18,269 --> 01:13:19,186
- Are you kidding?
1414
01:13:20,021 --> 01:13:21,897
- Let's just not talk about it.
1415
01:13:23,816 --> 01:13:25,318
- I see you fixed your leg up.
1416
01:13:27,778 --> 01:13:29,280
Looks like you used a stapler.
1417
01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:35,745
- So what's the plan fellers?
1418
01:13:35,745 --> 01:13:36,871
- We had South.
1419
01:13:36,871 --> 01:13:38,789
That is still the plan.
1420
01:13:38,789 --> 01:13:40,207
- Yeah, guys. You know what?
1421
01:13:41,167 --> 01:13:43,294
I think I'm at the end of the
line here.
1422
01:13:43,294 --> 01:13:44,920
- End the line, what do you
mean?
1423
01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:46,672
- I'm just kinda tired, Luke.
1424
01:13:46,672 --> 01:13:47,757
I wanna go home.
1425
01:13:47,757 --> 01:13:48,591
- No, no, no, no, no.
1426
01:13:48,591 --> 01:13:51,636
You can't go home, we have an
agreement.
1427
01:13:51,636 --> 01:13:52,511
- Yeah, I know.
1428
01:13:52,511 --> 01:13:54,388
But Jesus, we're on the news
now.
1429
01:13:54,388 --> 01:13:57,892
Wise Man. I don't want to
be remembered for that.
1430
01:13:57,892 --> 01:14:00,519
- You wanna be remembered as
some kind of push over instead.
1431
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:02,897
- Maybe.
1432
01:14:02,897 --> 01:14:04,690
- You can't go home, we have an
agreement.
1433
01:14:04,690 --> 01:14:07,276
And agreement is, is an
agreement.
1434
01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:09,320
You can't just back out now.
1435
01:14:10,529 --> 01:14:13,157
- You wanna tell me what
you're not telling me, Luke?
1436
01:14:19,538 --> 01:14:20,373
- All right.
1437
01:14:26,045 --> 01:14:28,673
Shifty go outside for a minute,
will you.
1438
01:14:28,673 --> 01:14:30,508
- I'm not fucking going outside.
1439
01:14:32,510 --> 01:14:33,719
- Okay. What's going on?
1440
01:14:41,936 --> 01:14:43,270
- I found my dad's address.
1441
01:14:44,271 --> 01:14:45,189
- At my work.
1442
01:14:45,189 --> 01:14:47,775
I knew you guys went there
for shits and giggles.
1443
01:14:47,775 --> 01:14:48,859
- We weren't?
1444
01:14:48,859 --> 01:14:49,694
- No.
1445
01:14:51,737 --> 01:14:53,656
We gonna kill my father.
1446
01:14:53,656 --> 01:14:55,116
- Oh, my God.
1447
01:14:55,116 --> 01:14:57,743
- What?
- Who the fuck are you? Luke
Skywalker?
1448
01:14:57,743 --> 01:14:58,744
- Just listen to me.
1449
01:15:00,287 --> 01:15:02,540
He used to beat up my mother,
all right.
1450
01:15:02,540 --> 01:15:04,083
And I don't mean just slap
around.
1451
01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:06,460
I mean kick the out of
hospitals, broken teeth.
1452
01:15:06,460 --> 01:15:07,420
I was just a kid at the time.
1453
01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:08,462
So I couldn't do anything about
it.
1454
01:15:08,462 --> 01:15:09,964
But even then if I could have,
1455
01:15:12,425 --> 01:15:15,302
then one day he just
scores this lucky break
1456
01:15:15,302 --> 01:15:19,348
on a deal at work and he
moves on down to Florida,
1457
01:15:21,350 --> 01:15:23,144
leaves us behind.
1458
01:15:23,144 --> 01:15:26,856
So now he's got a nice new
life with his big house
1459
01:15:28,607 --> 01:15:31,485
leaves us living in shit while
he's been living in luxury.
1460
01:15:33,112 --> 01:15:35,156
- So you're gonna kill your
father
1461
01:15:36,031 --> 01:15:37,450
and you need us to help you?
1462
01:15:40,161 --> 01:15:40,995
- Not her.
1463
01:15:43,539 --> 01:15:44,373
Just you.
1464
01:15:47,001 --> 01:15:49,128
- And how long have
you been planning this?
1465
01:15:52,965 --> 01:15:54,967
You son of a bitch.
1466
01:15:54,967 --> 01:15:57,303
This whole time, you son of a
bitch.
1467
01:15:57,303 --> 01:15:58,304
- Just let me explain.
1468
01:15:58,304 --> 01:16:00,681
He never bothered to
actually divorced my mother.
1469
01:16:00,681 --> 01:16:01,682
I guess he thought it wouldn't
matter.
1470
01:16:01,682 --> 01:16:02,850
And it hasn't until now.
1471
01:16:02,850 --> 01:16:05,352
- Why doesn't she just try to
sue him?
1472
01:16:05,352 --> 01:16:07,855
- Because where I come
from, lawyers cost money.
1473
01:16:07,855 --> 01:16:09,398
- Yeah. But if she really wanted
a divorce
1474
01:16:09,398 --> 01:16:10,357
she would've found a way around
it.
1475
01:16:10,357 --> 01:16:11,567
- Look we were ignorant, okay.
1476
01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:12,401
It's just true.
1477
01:16:12,401 --> 01:16:15,070
But now the injuries he caused
her
1478
01:16:15,070 --> 01:16:17,156
plus some of her own bad health
have led to worse problems.
1479
01:16:17,156 --> 01:16:19,366
And she is in the
hospital all the time now.
1480
01:16:21,285 --> 01:16:22,495
There is no money.
1481
01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:25,289
I've tried but I cannot pay her
bills
1482
01:16:25,289 --> 01:16:27,625
and I cannot get her
the care she deserves.
1483
01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:30,669
But since they are still
technically married,
1484
01:16:32,546 --> 01:16:36,217
if he dies she gets it all.
1485
01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:40,387
- Then why don't you go down
there and kill the bastard?
1486
01:16:41,347 --> 01:16:42,765
What do you need Harvey for?
1487
01:16:42,765 --> 01:16:44,266
- Because if I get caught,
1488
01:16:44,266 --> 01:16:45,851
they could say that she
was somehow involved
1489
01:16:45,851 --> 01:16:47,394
and then she wouldn't get shit.
1490
01:16:49,313 --> 01:16:50,606
But if you do it,
1491
01:16:53,150 --> 01:16:55,152
even if you get caught-
1492
01:16:55,152 --> 01:16:55,986
- Oh, Jesus.
1493
01:16:57,947 --> 01:17:01,367
- So was our friendship ever
real?
1494
01:17:01,367 --> 01:17:03,244
Or am I just another project to
you?
1495
01:17:06,872 --> 01:17:09,041
- This is the realest
thing that I've ever felt.
1496
01:17:09,041 --> 01:17:11,544
- Then you can't ask Harvey to
do this.
1497
01:17:14,255 --> 01:17:17,466
(tense dramatic music)
1498
01:17:48,247 --> 01:17:50,624
- There's probably a
security system, you know?
1499
01:17:50,624 --> 01:17:54,003
- I know.
- And the code.
1500
01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:56,505
- I have a pretty good idea what
it is.
1501
01:17:56,505 --> 01:17:57,339
- [Harvey] And.
1502
01:17:58,549 --> 01:18:01,385
- Great men explore new
territory, Luke.
1503
01:18:01,385 --> 01:18:04,096
Christopher Columbus
was a great man, Luke.
1504
01:18:05,514 --> 01:18:06,348
- So.
- 1492.
1505
01:18:10,102 --> 01:18:13,272
(tense ominous music)
1506
01:18:36,879 --> 01:18:40,633
(suspenseful dramatic music)
1507
01:18:55,773 --> 01:18:59,026
(eerie dramatic music)
1508
01:19:00,903 --> 01:19:03,781
- This is going to ruin Luke's
life.
1509
01:19:03,781 --> 01:19:05,491
- I don't think there's
anything we could have done
1510
01:19:05,491 --> 01:19:07,034
to change his mind.
1511
01:19:07,034 --> 01:19:08,911
This was happening one way or
another.
1512
01:19:10,287 --> 01:19:12,039
- What are you telling your
family?
1513
01:19:13,332 --> 01:19:14,166
- The truth.
1514
01:19:15,668 --> 01:19:19,463
I've thought of a hundred
lies I can tell them
1515
01:19:19,463 --> 01:19:22,132
but that just means going
back to the way things were
1516
01:19:24,301 --> 01:19:27,554
(eerie dramatic music)
1517
01:19:42,403 --> 01:19:44,530
Who the hell is that guy?
1518
01:19:44,530 --> 01:19:45,948
(eerie dramatic music)
1519
01:19:45,948 --> 01:19:47,032
- Jesus.
1520
01:19:47,032 --> 01:19:48,325
- Window.
1521
01:19:48,325 --> 01:19:49,451
- Who the hell is this guy?
1522
01:19:49,451 --> 01:19:51,412
- Open the window.
1523
01:19:51,412 --> 01:19:52,538
- Open the window, Harvey.
1524
01:19:52,538 --> 01:19:53,539
- He's got a gun.
1525
01:19:53,539 --> 01:19:54,415
- And you think that window
1526
01:19:54,415 --> 01:19:56,166
is gonna save you from his
bullets?
1527
01:19:58,168 --> 01:19:59,003
- Listen, I'm sorry.
1528
01:19:59,003 --> 01:20:02,881
I want to apologize.
- You're a hard man to track
down, Harvey Harrington.
1529
01:20:02,881 --> 01:20:04,383
- You tracked him down?
1530
01:20:04,383 --> 01:20:05,592
- Look, give me all your money.
1531
01:20:05,592 --> 01:20:06,427
- I don't have any money.
1532
01:20:06,427 --> 01:20:08,137
- All right, will you give me
your money?
1533
01:20:08,137 --> 01:20:09,054
- We don't have any cash.
1534
01:20:09,054 --> 01:20:10,347
- Alright. Empty your pockets
1535
01:20:10,347 --> 01:20:11,432
I want every dime in there.
1536
01:20:11,432 --> 01:20:13,183
- I just told you I don't have,
1537
01:20:15,436 --> 01:20:16,645
Holy shit.
1538
01:20:16,645 --> 01:20:18,689
- What the fuck is that thing?
1539
01:20:18,689 --> 01:20:20,816
Harvey.
- Harvey.
1540
01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:22,860
- Does he have a death wish?
1541
01:20:22,860 --> 01:20:24,862
- You know, that's funny
that you mentioned that.
1542
01:20:24,862 --> 01:20:27,448
(gun clicking)
1543
01:20:40,502 --> 01:20:42,921
- Luke, is that you?
1544
01:20:42,921 --> 01:20:44,048
- Wake up dad.
1545
01:20:45,215 --> 01:20:47,301
- You look like shit.
1546
01:20:47,301 --> 01:20:48,886
When was the last time you took
a shower?
1547
01:20:48,886 --> 01:20:50,179
- Shut the fuck up.
1548
01:20:53,766 --> 01:20:54,600
- What is it?
1549
01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:56,143
You want money, is that you need
money?
1550
01:20:56,143 --> 01:20:57,603
(gun clicks)
1551
01:20:57,603 --> 01:20:58,979
- You deserve this.
1552
01:21:02,524 --> 01:21:03,734
- I'm sorry, Luke.
1553
01:21:05,110 --> 01:21:06,904
I'm so sorry.
1554
01:21:09,448 --> 01:21:11,867
Just do it, but do it quickly.
1555
01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:13,369
- Shut up.
1556
01:21:13,369 --> 01:21:15,704
- Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
1557
01:21:15,704 --> 01:21:16,997
- Who the fuck are you?
1558
01:21:16,997 --> 01:21:19,541
- Harvey.
- Luke, listen to me you-
1559
01:21:19,541 --> 01:21:20,375
(gun bangs)
1560
01:21:20,375 --> 01:21:21,210
- Harvey!
1561
01:21:23,670 --> 01:21:25,089
Come on, Harvey.
1562
01:21:25,089 --> 01:21:26,507
- Who the fuck are you?
1563
01:21:26,507 --> 01:21:27,466
- I'm Miley Cyrus.
1564
01:21:27,466 --> 01:21:28,300
Who the fuck are you?
1565
01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:29,635
- You're tiny dick.
1566
01:21:29,635 --> 01:21:32,054
Now get out of my fucking house,
Miley.
1567
01:21:32,054 --> 01:21:34,264
- I'm here for Harvey fucking
Harrington.
1568
01:21:34,264 --> 01:21:35,682
- Dad, get the fuck down.
1569
01:21:35,682 --> 01:21:38,936
- Oh, is this gentlemen
distracting you from shooting
me?
1570
01:21:38,936 --> 01:21:40,270
You piece of shit.
1571
01:21:40,270 --> 01:21:41,313
- Sir, please. Don't aggravate
him.
1572
01:21:41,313 --> 01:21:42,940
He's a very dangerous man.
1573
01:21:42,940 --> 01:21:43,816
(shifty screams)
1574
01:21:43,816 --> 01:21:44,650
- Shifty.
1575
01:21:44,650 --> 01:21:45,609
Hey, Hey, easy.
1576
01:21:45,609 --> 01:21:46,693
- [Luke's Father] Who the fuck
are you?
1577
01:21:46,693 --> 01:21:49,279
(everyone yelling)
1578
01:21:49,279 --> 01:21:50,781
- Everybody, shut the fuck up.
1579
01:21:52,324 --> 01:21:54,284
I'm a notary public.
1580
01:21:56,161 --> 01:21:58,956
Luke, you don't have to kill
your father.
1581
01:21:58,956 --> 01:22:00,666
I can make you my beneficiary.
(police sirens wailing)
1582
01:22:00,666 --> 01:22:04,378
- Cops.
(gan bangs)
1583
01:22:04,378 --> 01:22:06,421
- About time they got here.
1584
01:22:06,421 --> 01:22:07,714
- We gonna shoot out with the
cops?
1585
01:22:07,714 --> 01:22:08,632
What are you doing?
1586
01:22:08,632 --> 01:22:10,384
No one ever wins those.
1587
01:22:10,384 --> 01:22:12,678
- I'm not yet done with you yet,
Harvey.
1588
01:22:12,678 --> 01:22:13,929
- Where's your computer?
1589
01:22:13,929 --> 01:22:15,139
- Why, you little piss hand.
1590
01:22:15,139 --> 01:22:17,474
- Cause I wanna write
my will, you asshole.
1591
01:22:21,019 --> 01:22:22,563
- Don't do it, you're not gonna
make it.
1592
01:22:22,563 --> 01:22:23,772
- I'm dying anyway.
1593
01:22:23,772 --> 01:22:25,190
- But you wanna die this way?
1594
01:22:25,190 --> 01:22:27,568
(glass crashing)
1595
01:22:27,568 --> 01:22:31,321
(dramatic suspenseful music)
1596
01:22:39,413 --> 01:22:40,539
- Hey, you're dying?
1597
01:22:40,539 --> 01:22:42,833
- Brain tumor, inoperable.
1598
01:22:42,833 --> 01:22:43,667
- Shit!
1599
01:22:43,667 --> 01:22:46,962
- I just wanted to get to
Adventure Park.
1600
01:22:46,962 --> 01:22:48,380
- Why Adventure Park?
1601
01:22:48,380 --> 01:22:49,631
- Who gives a fuck?
1602
01:22:49,631 --> 01:22:52,801
- Shut up you old dick, I'm
curious.
1603
01:22:52,801 --> 01:22:54,553
- I really need to get to that
computer.
1604
01:22:54,553 --> 01:22:56,430
- He's got a picture
of him in his ex there
1605
01:22:56,430 --> 01:22:57,598
but he won't say why.
1606
01:22:57,598 --> 01:22:58,432
- Nice ass.
1607
01:22:58,432 --> 01:22:59,266
- Super hot.
1608
01:22:59,266 --> 01:23:00,767
- Hey, that's my wife
you're talking about.
1609
01:23:00,767 --> 01:23:03,395
- You said ex.
- It's complicated.
1610
01:23:03,395 --> 01:23:05,731
I never signed the papers.
1611
01:23:05,731 --> 01:23:06,565
- That's fucked up, Harvey.
1612
01:23:06,565 --> 01:23:08,859
- Look I don't want to
talk about this, right now.
1613
01:23:14,489 --> 01:23:15,324
- What?
1614
01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:18,243
(gun bangs)
1615
01:23:18,243 --> 01:23:21,955
(dramatic suspenseful music)
1616
01:23:23,373 --> 01:23:28,378
- 50% to Luke, 25% to
Shifty, and 25% Margo.
1617
01:23:30,130 --> 01:23:31,840
- What the fuck are you typing?
1618
01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:33,675
And why do you write like a
girl.
1619
01:23:33,675 --> 01:23:34,885
- Just, please?
1620
01:23:34,885 --> 01:23:35,969
- Luke, your dad's a dick.
1621
01:23:35,969 --> 01:23:37,137
- Where's your printer?
1622
01:23:38,138 --> 01:23:41,892
(dramatic suspenseful music)
1623
01:23:46,813 --> 01:23:47,731
- It's jammed.
1624
01:23:47,731 --> 01:23:48,607
- Don't touch it.
1625
01:24:00,619 --> 01:24:01,995
- Nice.
1626
01:24:01,995 --> 01:24:04,873
- That's me, saving the
day by fixing a printer.
1627
01:24:08,001 --> 01:24:10,587
- Hey.
- Oh, come on.
1628
01:24:10,587 --> 01:24:11,588
- Why didn't you sign the
papers, man?
1629
01:24:11,588 --> 01:24:13,548
- That's a good question, Harv.
1630
01:24:13,548 --> 01:24:14,967
How could you trap her?
1631
01:24:14,967 --> 01:24:16,176
- I didn't trap her, Luke.
1632
01:24:16,176 --> 01:24:18,011
- But she sent you papers.
1633
01:24:18,011 --> 01:24:20,347
- Okay, I trapped her.
1634
01:24:20,347 --> 01:24:22,099
Okay, I trapped her.
1635
01:24:23,809 --> 01:24:27,312
Geez guys like me, don't get
girls like her but I did.
1636
01:24:28,605 --> 01:24:30,607
And she was crazy about me.
1637
01:24:30,607 --> 01:24:31,858
But then all the things that she
found
1638
01:24:31,858 --> 01:24:34,027
lovable about me she began to
hate.
1639
01:24:34,027 --> 01:24:35,988
But she was the coolest thing
about me
1640
01:24:35,988 --> 01:24:37,406
and I just wasn't ready to let
1641
01:24:37,406 --> 01:24:39,366
the coolest thing about me go.
1642
01:24:41,702 --> 01:24:43,078
I trapped her.
1643
01:24:45,330 --> 01:24:46,290
- You're growing.
1644
01:24:50,085 --> 01:24:51,503
- Don't use that fucking pen.
1645
01:24:51,503 --> 01:24:53,588
That's worth more than your
whole IRA.
1646
01:24:53,588 --> 01:24:55,465
- Shut the fuck up. (all
shout simultaneously)
1647
01:24:55,465 --> 01:24:57,634
- Luke, sign your full name on
that.
1648
01:24:58,593 --> 01:24:59,511
You too, Shifty.
1649
01:25:00,929 --> 01:25:02,014
- Why are you doing this,
Harvey?
1650
01:25:02,014 --> 01:25:03,682
- It's not like I can
take it with me, right.
1651
01:25:03,682 --> 01:25:05,726
And you two of my best friends.
1652
01:25:05,726 --> 01:25:08,312
- Uuuh, Harvey.
1653
01:25:08,312 --> 01:25:09,104
- Luke's dad.
1654
01:25:14,026 --> 01:25:14,943
Drug dealer guy.
1655
01:25:20,198 --> 01:25:21,658
Miley Cyrus!
1656
01:25:21,658 --> 01:25:22,826
- What do wanna see my ID?
1657
01:25:22,826 --> 01:25:25,245
That naked bitch with a
sledgehammer ruined my life.
1658
01:25:25,245 --> 01:25:28,999
(dramatic suspenseful music)
1659
01:25:30,459 --> 01:25:33,128
- You're not supposed to
notarize your own will.
1660
01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:35,380
- Some rules are meant to be
broken.
1661
01:25:35,380 --> 01:25:36,757
Besides it's not actually
illegal,
1662
01:25:36,757 --> 01:25:38,592
it's just discouraged in the
State.
1663
01:25:43,013 --> 01:25:45,849
(police shouting)
1664
01:26:06,370 --> 01:26:09,498
- This is quite the list
of laws you've broken.
1665
01:26:09,498 --> 01:26:12,459
Spitting on a seagull, really?
1666
01:26:12,459 --> 01:26:14,419
- Entering a house without a
warrant,
1667
01:26:14,419 --> 01:26:16,046
searching a car without a
warrant.
1668
01:26:16,046 --> 01:26:19,007
shooting into a hostage
situation, really?
1669
01:26:20,258 --> 01:26:21,385
- You a lawyer?
1670
01:26:23,095 --> 01:26:25,013
- [Police Officer] Kim.
1671
01:26:27,265 --> 01:26:28,100
- Hang on guys.
1672
01:26:33,647 --> 01:26:34,481
- Your lawyer.
1673
01:26:37,025 --> 01:26:39,861
- Hello, mom.
1674
01:26:40,821 --> 01:26:43,281
I'm so sorry, I didn't
mean to hurt you and dad.
1675
01:26:56,086 --> 01:26:58,171
- Everything okay with the
family?
1676
01:26:58,171 --> 01:27:00,966
- No. But it will be.
1677
01:27:02,968 --> 01:27:04,761
Fuck. Is he taking the fall?
1678
01:27:17,774 --> 01:27:19,234
- What about me?
1679
01:27:23,864 --> 01:27:26,908
- Stay here. (whispers)
1680
01:27:26,908 --> 01:27:28,493
Hey, wait a second.
1681
01:27:31,371 --> 01:27:33,373
Luke, what the fuck are you
doing?
1682
01:27:33,373 --> 01:27:35,292
You said you can't get arrested.
1683
01:27:35,292 --> 01:27:36,376
- The cops weren't gonna let
this go
1684
01:27:36,376 --> 01:27:38,753
without taking somebody in, you
know that.
1685
01:27:38,753 --> 01:27:40,881
Don't worry about me I'll be
fine.
1686
01:27:40,881 --> 01:27:42,174
You know, Harvey to a guy like
me
1687
01:27:42,174 --> 01:27:44,134
you are the perfect friend.
1688
01:27:45,051 --> 01:27:46,511
I'm really gonna miss you.
1689
01:27:46,511 --> 01:27:48,054
- I'm gonna miss you too, man.
1690
01:27:49,181 --> 01:27:50,056
I'm gonna miss Shifty.
1691
01:27:50,056 --> 01:27:52,392
I'm gonna miss that fucking drug
dealer.
1692
01:27:54,811 --> 01:27:56,563
I don't think I'm ready to die,
Luke.
1693
01:27:56,563 --> 01:27:59,691
- Good. This was good.
1694
01:28:00,775 --> 01:28:02,652
You had a great run, now
get the fuck out of here.
1695
01:28:02,652 --> 01:28:05,363
- No, you know what?
1696
01:28:05,363 --> 01:28:07,491
I'm going to stay right
here with my best friend.
1697
01:28:07,491 --> 01:28:09,367
- Well, you can't come
all the way to Miami
1698
01:28:09,367 --> 01:28:10,952
without going to Adventure Park.
1699
01:28:13,497 --> 01:28:14,956
Are we in agreement on this?
1700
01:28:16,583 --> 01:28:19,211
(brooding music)
1701
01:28:19,211 --> 01:28:20,337
H-Bomb
1702
01:28:35,101 --> 01:28:38,146
- Hey, hi. It's me.
1703
01:28:39,064 --> 01:28:39,940
I'm in town.
1704
01:28:41,358 --> 01:28:44,277
So I was wondering if I
could meet you after work.
1705
01:28:44,277 --> 01:28:45,570
I have something for you.
1706
01:28:47,113 --> 01:28:50,992
Yeah. Okay.
1707
01:28:53,578 --> 01:28:56,665
(footsteps thumping)
1708
01:29:03,255 --> 01:29:04,381
- You suppose the two of you
1709
01:29:04,381 --> 01:29:07,092
could get the fuck out of my
house.
1710
01:29:44,087 --> 01:29:44,921
- We're here.
1711
01:29:47,340 --> 01:29:48,174
Harvey.
1712
01:29:52,470 --> 01:29:53,305
Harvey.
1713
01:30:17,746 --> 01:30:21,416
(speaking foreign language)
1714
01:30:40,060 --> 01:30:41,936
Harvey fucking Harrington.
1715
01:30:51,154 --> 01:30:53,990
(whimsical music)
1716
01:30:55,659 --> 01:30:56,493
Margo?
1717
01:30:57,994 --> 01:30:58,828
Hey.
1718
01:30:59,704 --> 01:31:00,538
- What's this?
1719
01:31:08,463 --> 01:31:09,964
Are you a lawyer?
1720
01:31:09,964 --> 01:31:11,424
- No, just Harvey's friend.
1721
01:31:12,801 --> 01:31:13,635
- You!
1722
01:31:14,552 --> 01:31:17,389
- Yeah. He's one crazy mother
fucker, huh?
1723
01:31:24,396 --> 01:31:27,565
(lively upbeat music)
1724
01:31:43,248 --> 01:31:45,333
♪ Down in the black ♪
1725
01:31:45,333 --> 01:31:50,338
♪ Down where your coal
dust heart is true ♪
1726
01:31:51,631 --> 01:31:53,758
♪ Drowning in fear ♪
1727
01:31:53,758 --> 01:31:58,722
♪ Drink in this fire and start
anew ♪
1728
01:31:58,722 --> 01:32:02,767
♪ If we can dream much bigger
than this ♪
1729
01:32:02,767 --> 01:32:06,980
♪ Then we can feel much bigger
than this ♪
1730
01:32:06,980 --> 01:32:11,359
♪ If we can love much bigger
than this ♪
1731
01:32:11,359 --> 01:32:15,739
♪ Bigger than this ♪
1732
01:32:15,739 --> 01:32:17,782
♪ Burning so brightly ♪
1733
01:32:17,782 --> 01:32:22,787
♪ We're burning so brightly
today ♪
1734
01:32:24,247 --> 01:32:26,249
♪ Burning so brightly ♪
1735
01:32:26,249 --> 01:32:30,420
♪ We're burning so brightly
today ♪
1736
01:32:34,799 --> 01:32:38,470
(lighthearted guitar music)
1737
01:32:49,063 --> 01:32:51,107
♪ So burn bright ♪
1738
01:32:51,107 --> 01:32:53,109
♪ Burn deep ♪
1739
01:32:53,109 --> 01:32:57,280
♪ Ain't nothing in this
world we get to keep ♪
1740
01:32:57,280 --> 01:32:59,324
♪ Burn bright ♪
1741
01:32:59,324 --> 01:33:01,493
♪ Burn deep ♪
1742
01:33:01,493 --> 01:33:06,122
♪ Ain't nothing in this
world we get to keep ♪
1743
01:33:06,122 --> 01:33:08,416
♪ We're burning so brightly ♪
1744
01:33:08,416 --> 01:33:13,421
♪ Burning so brightly today ♪
1745
01:33:14,672 --> 01:33:16,925
♪ We're burning so brightly ♪
1746
01:33:16,925 --> 01:33:21,930
♪ Burning so brightly today ♪
1747
01:33:22,931 --> 01:33:26,976
♪ If we can dream much bigger
than this ♪
1748
01:33:26,976 --> 01:33:31,231
♪ Then we can feel much bigger
than this ♪
1749
01:33:31,231 --> 01:33:35,485
♪ If we can love much bigger
than this ♪
1750
01:33:35,485 --> 01:33:37,612
♪ Bigger than this ♪
1751
01:33:37,612 --> 01:33:40,990
♪ Bigger ♪
1752
01:33:40,990 --> 01:33:45,245
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
1753
01:33:45,245 --> 01:33:49,541
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
1754
01:33:49,541 --> 01:33:53,711
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
1755
01:33:53,711 --> 01:33:56,714
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
1756
01:33:58,091 --> 01:34:01,761
(lighthearted guitar music)
1757
01:34:21,155 --> 01:34:22,073
- Hey, dad.
1758
01:34:24,284 --> 01:34:26,494
I'm gonna need help getting
a friend out of jail.
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