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(upbeat Jazz music)
♪ Since you're gone. ♪
♪ I miss smiling. ♪
♪ Wasting the night away ♪
♪ Now it's long and dark without you ♪
♪ Since you're gone ♪
♪ I miss laughing ♪
♪ Wasting my days away ♪
♪ With a walk in the park with that too ♪
♪ I tell you I miss you so ♪
♪ But words can only travel so far ♪
♪ No more sympathetic eyes ♪
♪ To catch me when I'm falling down. ♪
(upbeat Jazz music)
(upbeat Jazz music)
♪ What are memories ♪
♪ If not hope for the future ♪
♪ All this time spent watching the front door ♪
♪ And waiting for you ♪
♪ But I know you'll never show up ♪
♪ And watch each other grow up ♪
♪ Now the trials of life seems so dreary alone ♪
♪ There's no one to hear me crying for you ♪
♪ Ooh I'm crying ♪
- Wanna see a trick?
- That's impressive. But you know, you should be careful.
It's illegal to perform on the street
before 9:00 AM in New York.
- Well, I make about 20 bucks an hour out here.
If I don't start till 9:00, I'll be short 20.
Unless you'd like to contribute 20 bucks.
- I would really, I just, I don't carry cash in the city.
- Wanna see another tick?
- Oh, okay.
Now you gotta promise you wait till 9:00.
Otherwise, I'm an accessory in this transaction.
- 9:00 o'clock.
- Okay.
- [Street Performer] Do you like magic?
Wanna see a trick?
(phone ringing)
- That's a long cold you've had.
- Yeah, it's probably just a head cold
or some kind of allergy.
But the weekend's coming up.
I think I'll be fine.
- After that 5% performance raise, huh.
You think that's a good idea?
Taking the weekend off?
Not really doing much.
Hey, Harv.
Harvey, I'm talking to you man.
Harv. Harvey.
(Harvey thuds)
Harv.
- Mr. Harrington, how are things?
- Well, pretty good I guess, all things considering.
- I guess that's why you're here.
- Yes. Yes.
- We did get your test results.
There's absolutely nothing to worry about.
Just a routine visit.
- I hope so. I'm kind of on pins and needles here.
- Promise we'll get that all sorted.
- I think it's that, that one there.
- That's your name.
So let's check these bad boys out.
(gentle somber music)
(Mark sighing heavily)
You can do this.
You can do this.
- Mark.
(gentle somber music)
- It's a tumor.
(gentle somber music)
A brain tumor.
(gentle somber music)
It's inoperable.
- I'm sorry, what are you saying?
- That it's a tumor.
A brain tumor.
And it's inoperable.
(gentle somber music) (Mark sobbing)
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I just, I've never had to do this.
It's a family practice. - How long?
- Well, I've been here for 11 months now.
- No, Mark.
Prognosis, how long do I have?
- It's extremely difficult to-
- Just tell me.
- A month, a week maybe.
(sobbing) I'm horrible at my job.
I should have been a vet.
I'm Dr.Crybaby. (crying)
- Hey, Mark.
No. Hey, come on Mark.
You are an amazing doctor.
I'm actually touched by how much you care.
- You really think so?
- Yes.
(Mark crying)
Okay.
(co-worker crying)
- What are you going to do?
Why are you here?
Why are you at work?
You should be at home with your friends.
You can't be alone.
You can't be alone.
- But I am here with my friends.
- No, man. With your real friends.
(co-worker crying)
(gentle somber music)
(phone ringing)
- [Woman] Hello?
Harvey, I know its you. I can see it on my phone.
What's going on?
(gentle somber music)
♪ Wah ♪
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Groovin' on ♪
♪ I said baby ♪
♪ I know you're on a roll ♪
♪ Sweet honey ♪
♪ Let's take it real slow ♪
- What can I get you?
(man coughing)
- I'll have what he's having.
- [Luke] You and I, we should get on outta here.
- [Woman] I don't think so. - Yeah.
- No. - The only thing difference
between me and a rhinoceros is that I'm not distinct.
- I don't think so.
- You know, there's a $25 fine for flirting in New York.
- This isn't flirting pal, right.
This is a short thing.
Mind your own business.
I set this thing up.
I got it on lock and you blew it.
Maybe I should take you home.
And fuck you. (yells)
I'm just kidding.(chuckles)
I wouldn't pay $25 for that skank.
Maybe nine and a quarter, but no more.
Where did you hear a stupid
fucking law like that anyway.
- Oh, I'm a fact checker at our legal firm.
Oh, I am also a notary public.
- Wow! Put that thing away, you pervert.
- I used to be all those things, until today.
- What happened?
You get shit canned on your ass?
- I quit.
Can I get another one of these?
- Mike, put it on my tab.
- What! No, you don't have to do that.
- I insist.
Luke.
- Harvey.
- So Harv, why did you quit?
Let me guess, this ridiculous dress code, huh? (chuckles)
- No I quit because I'm dying.
- Whoa! You chose these clothes?
- What's wrong with the clothes I'm wearing?
- Wait a minute. Did you just say you're dying?
- Brain tumor, inoperable.
(Luke laughing)
- Oh, shit! You're serious.
That's really cool.
Yeah. You know, you're living life.
You find out you're dying. And what do you do?
Instead of ignoring it like so many of these motherfuckers.
And you quit your pathetic job stamping shit.
That's, that's something.
- I guess I've never looked at it that way.
- So Harv, what's the plan?
- The plan?
- What do you wanna do?
Get laid obviously.
Get drunk, sleep out on the beach.
- That's illegal in South Carolina
- What getting drunk on the beach? No it can't be.
Otherwise, nobody would ever go to South Carolina
- No, no. Sleeping on the beach.
You also can't keep a horse in a bathtub
- You know a lot of weird fucking laws.
- In Alabama, you cannot carry an ice cream cone
in your back pocket.
- Keep the cream up front, that's what I always say.
- And in New Hampshire, it is illegal to pay a gambling debt
with clothes you're wearing.
- Now I know you're fucking with me.
Nobody pays gambling debts. (chuckles)
- You know Luke, I don't think I've ever broken
one single rule my entire life.
- That's the saddest thing I've heard all day.
- And I've never broken the law.
- You want to?
Have you ever fucked in public?
- What? Of course not.
- Cause not a lot of people know that's illegal.
- Everyone knows that's illegal.
- They don't know that. - Sure they do. - How would they know, they don't work in a law firm
- Because most people are decent.
- Hey Mike, did you know that it was illegal
to fuck in public?
- I'm married.
It's illegal to fuck in my own house.
- That's gross.
- In fact, the boldest thing that I've ever done
was cut in line at Adventure Park.
- Isn't that in Miami?
- Yeah. Now that place is amazing.
- That's your plan.
- What?
- Go back to Adventure Park.
- Oh no, no, no.
I'm not going back.
- Why not?
You're dying, what do you got to lose?
- I'm not going back to Adventure Park.
- I'll go with you.
We can break some laws along the way.
- Luke, I'm not going back.
- Right. Because you've probably got a family
or some shit, right?
That's why you're here in some bar
you've never been in before.
The same time that you find out that you're dying.
Suit yourself Mr. I wanna play by the rules.
But I intend to fuck life, right in the titties.
- Yeah. Well wear a condom because life can be pretty dirty.
- That will be 42.95.
- I thought Luke was putting it on his tab.
- Luke doesn't have a tab.
(gentle rhythm and blues music)
- Hey, is that your car?
- It is today.
- So it's a rental?
- Yeah.
- You chose that color?
- Adventure Park?
- Crosswalk.
(upbeat rhythm and blues music)
I gotta stop at my place first.
There's someone I wanna say goodbye to.
- [Luke] Sure, I understand.
But first we're gonna stop this one other little spot.
(car machine revving)
- What are we doing?
- Just follow my lead.
Just like dancing.
Here, put this on.
This is easy.
It's kids stuff.
- This is a large
- Hey, there young fella.
We are from the wholesaler.
We've gotten some reports
from some of the stores in the area that the last drop-off
we made was out of code skunked, so Bill,
Hey Bill, why don't you head on back there
and grab those two cases of Slaughter Ale
and we'll be on the road.
- Oh, oh.
- So we're just gonna take them off your hands
and then the day delivery guys will be back in the morning
with some fresh cases.
- Are you sure that ours-
- Oh, yeah.
Take this. (whispers)
Here try that out.
- Oh. - Whoo, I told you.
What you reading there?
GQ, Guns and Ammo, Blueboy?
- Do you guys want me to call my boss? I can tell-
- Yeah sure you can call him if you want to
but we're gonna be out of your hair in a minute.
And as a matter of fact,
the day delivery guys are gonna be here in the morning
dropping off some fresh cases.
I think they're supposed to drop off
a free case for your trouble.
- Oh, okay.
- So you enjoy that Playboy.
- Wait, it's not a Play- - Take care Skippy.
(door bell rings)
- My name is Rodger.
- Oh, that was ridiculously easy.
The thing about it is (mumbles),
the more random the scam
or the project as I like to call it,
the easier it is to get away with it.
- Are you out of your mind?
They have security cameras in there.
- And? No one's gonna go out of their way
to check on a couple of official looking guys
just taking a few beers.
They never figure that stuff out and if they do,
they're usually more embarrassed about it than anything.
The secret is to never hit the same place twice.
(car doors thudding)
- So you do this all the time?
- Yeah, pass me one of those will ya?
And crack one open for yourself
We are about to get this train rolling South.
- Stop. - Whoa. Are you okay?
- Am I okay? You know Rodger could get fired for this.
- Who the fuck is Rodger?
- The store clerk.
- How do you know his name?
- He had a name tag. - It is not that big of a deal, all right.
It's it's not even like a, a big law.
- No big deal? We just stole $150 worth of goods.
You could go to jail for that.
- What are you doing?
- What are you doing?
- I'm about to leave your ass here if you go back in there.
- I am not gonna steal.
- Have fun going to Miami with Rodger.
- I'm so sorry, Rodger.
Look, I'm paying for the beers, right.
It's not stealing so we're, we're good.
- How did you know my name?
(car engine revving)
- You paid for all those beers.
- I am not a thief.
- I thought that was the whole point.
Some rules are meant to be- - Some rules, okay.
Uh, jaywalking, spitting at a seagull, maybe streaking,
but I'm not some sort of a-
- Nazi criminal demon spawn like me?
- No, no, you make Nazi criminal demon spawn look good.
I am not cut out for this.
- Okay, I got it.
I had the wrong idea, I'm sorry.
Hop in, we'll figure this out.
(car engine roaring)
- Now just so We understand each other,
victimless crimes only.
Which means no stealing and no one gets hurt.
- All right, but from here on out
you gotta listen to everything I say.
I cannot get caught. I cannot go to jail.
So this running back into the scene of a crime thing
cannot happen again.
Are we in agreement on this?
- Let's see that's roughly eight States
before we get to Miami.
How many laws do you think we can break before we get there?
- Really, you're jumping straight to how many laws
we can break after your little freak out there.
- Freak out? - Yeah.
- Who freaked out? - You freaked out.
- I didn't freak out.
You freaked out worse than Criss Angel on on bad meth.
It's ridicu-
- Who?
- Wait did you say eight States?
- Yeah.
- Look Harvey, I don't have any money.
So I don't know how you expect us
to make it all the way down to Miami if I-
- Don't worry about it, I got it covered.
I'll just take some money out of my 401k.
- You sure?
- No, I'm saving it for my retirement.
- That's cold, that's cold but I fucking like it.
- What have we done so far?
Do you have something I can write on?
- I don't know, probably, why?
- I just wanna make a list.
- Don't put my name on anything.
Probably something in the glove compartment look in there.
(car trunk thudding)
(tense dramatic music)
- Whoa, whoa, hey hey that's not real
and besides it's loaded with blanks.
It's just for scaring the bad guys, okay.
Look there's a paper and pen
in the glove compartment underneath there.
Knock yourself out.
- All right let's see,
uh-oh.
- Uh-oh what? - Uh-oh.
- Harvey.
Harvey.
(serene music)
(woman laughing)
(serene music)
(woman laughing)
- Hey are you okay?
You were out like San Francisco in the summer.
- I just have to get some things from upstairs.
(somber music)
- Okay (sighs)
- Your girlfriend's hot, you still together?
- It's not what you think.
All right, I just gotta take care of one more thing.
- Okay.
What's the update?
(door creaking)
- Hey girl.
There she is, come on.
Come on girl.
Hey Lucy, daddy's gotta go away okay.
So Brenda's gonna come and take care of you.
So you be a good girl.
- I'll handle it.
I will handle it.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
- Hey, are you okay?
- Yeah, just a wrong number.
You ready to go?
(upbeat rock music)
♪ May take a little while before I get someone new ♪
♪ Meanwhile I'll take my time ♪
♪ I'll take my time with you ♪
♪ No I don't care ♪
♪ To be the one ♪
♪ No I don't care ♪
♪ To be the one ♪
♪ To be the one ♪
♪ To be the one ♪
♪ To be the one ♪
♪ To be the one ♪
♪ To be the one ♪
♪ To be the one ♪
♪ To be the one ♪
♪ To be the one ♪
♪ To be the one ♪
- Oh, God.
Oh, my gosh.
How long have we been driving?
- A while.
- And where are we?
- Baltimore. (sniffs)
- Can I ask you something Luke?
Why are you doing this?
You know, I mean, what's in it for you?
- To a guy like me you are the perfect partner.
You got nothing to lose.
You don't seem to want anything from me like money,
I mean and you are smart.
You could have made a real good criminal, I think.
It's a shame.
(car engine roaring)
- [Harvey] So what are we doing here?
- We're gonna have a little retirement party
and you're gonna get the party favors.
- The party favors?
- Mm-hm, you're gonna purchase drugs for us to take.
Get as many different kinds as you can with this money.
The more kinds you get, the more laws we break.
- And where am I supposed to get these drugs?
(Luke laughs)
- Jesus! - For some people.
- We'd like to purchase some drugs from you.
- Window.
- Sorry, we're interested in purchasing some drugs from you.
What can I get for $50?
- Some hydro, bag of (indistinct) of shit, white stuff,
two mollies, or Lucky K.
- Yes.
- Yes, what?
- Yes, please.
- This gets you one.
(Luke chuckling)
- All right, just give me a few of them, right.
The best ones you have, the highest rated.
Whatever you recommend.
- Are you guys fucking with me?
- No, of course not.
- Then you are a cop.
- Hey. Hey. Hey.
- He's a notary public.
- You shut the fuck up.
You know what, this is what you get
for wasting my time, Harvey.
- Whoa, whoa. Come on just give me the drugs.
- Play time's over dick heads.
Go the fuck home.
- Wow! (chuckles)
You just fucked up a super basic drug deal.
♪ Music please ♪ (upbeat rock music)
- Give me my money.
Give me all my money.
Now the drugs.
Give me all your shit.
- Okay.
- You shouldn't take advantage of people.
Now, clean this up.
♪ Freeze freeze ♪
- Who the fuck are you? (laughs)
- I am not gonna spend a single second more on this planet
being taken advantage of.
Those days are done.
- What happened to no one gets hurt?
- Yeah, no one innocent gets hurt.
- H-bomb!
- Now let's lick the fucking K.
(suspenseful music)
- Harvey fucking Harrington.
(upbeat Electronic music)
(upbeat Electronic music)
(upbeat music in background)
- Let's go and tugging in your shirt.
You look ridiculous.
(upbeat hiphop music)
Hey, there sweetie.
What's you name?
- Candy.
- Candy. I was right, that does sound sweet.
What's your real name?
- It's Candy.
I just happen to be born with a strippers name.
- Ooh, I got a feisty one over here.
- Hi, I'm Sapphire.
- I'm sure you are.
I want you two to take good care of my man here.
- Mmmh, what did you have in mind?
- Take him to the champagne room. (chuckles)
- This way, time to go.
- Time to go.
(upbeat hip hop music)
- [Stripper] Enjoy the show.
(upbeat hip hop music)
- What do you want us to do baby?
- I could really use a glass of water.
- Ooh, he's soft as a kitten.
- You're on something.
- I don't do drugs, ma'am.
- There's something hot down there.
- I'm a notary public.
(stripper sighs)
I'm sorry ladies.
It's not you.
You're beautiful, really.
I just can't do this.
- You still got to pay 300 for the room.
- Oh, yes.
Yes, of course.
- Cash or credit, sir.
- My friend has our money.
- Then let's go get your friend.
- What, now?
(upbeat Hip Hop music)
- Is there a problem here, Stephanie?
- No, no. I just looking for my friend.
He's got all the money.
- Oh, there he is.
(upbeat rock music)
(car horn honks)
Drive!
(car engine revving)
- Ooh, you did it.
I knew you could.
- Did what? You prick.
- You escaped.
It's a life skill Harvey.
And not everybody has it, but you do.
- You are an asshole.
- Yeah, yeah. I know.
But you, you are like a little albino squirrel.
The way you climbed the window like that is.
And don't forget to write down
your little achievement on your list, Harvey.
Your list, come on.
- What law did we break, exactly.
- Well, you attempted to engage with a prostitute.
- You know what, that probably doesn't count.
I wasn't able to lift off.
- Oh, no. It counts buddy boy.
Doesn't matter whether you achieve open or not.
You tried to lift off, it counts, it counts.
- Prostitution.
- You also got some more shit for free.
God, you're getting really good at that, Harv.
- Free shit.
- Yes.
- God, my head is killing me.
- Get some sleep.
We got a lot of room to cover.
- This may have been a mistake.
(footsteps thumping)
- Wake up comrade.
Breakfast is served.
- Oh, my God.
Is this what death feels like?
- Well, if it is, then I've been dead 60% of the month.
Now, hurry up and eat your muffin.
We got things to do today.
- What are we doing today?
- Well, Harvey. There is a particular type of project
that I've always wanted to pull off
but I've never had the right partner until now.
Don't touch the hula girl.
- I'm up for anything.
As long as we're not breaking the same law twice.
- Don't worry, you have definitely
not broken this law before.
You can take that to the bank or you could have
if your ATM card and ID hadn't been stolen.
- Oh, shit.
(Luke chuckles)
Did I knock someone out yesterday?
- You were this close.
But that's all in the past.
Today, today we're going legit.
(car engine revving)
(door bells pings)
One thing I've learned,
is that once you laminate something, people trust it
like it came from the dear grandmother's twat.
- And that means?
- A lot.
Step one, use the good old fashioned American internet
to find what we want.
Now, we print. (printer whirring)
We add a little personal touch.
(upbeat music)
(camera clicking)
- Smile. No, I'm kidding.
Look like a Fed.
(camera clicking)
(upbeat music)
Apply a little protection.
(printer whirring)
(upbeat Electronic music)
And now, time to get a new suit,
Special Agent Remington and your warrant.
- No, one's going to buy this.
- Grandmother's twat.
(door bells pings)
(video game console chittering)
(man sighs)
(man chuckles)
- Shut the fuck up.
He's stronger than he looks.
(man laughs)
And he had a gun.
- (chuckles) This guy?
(man laughs)
- Albany. (tense menacing music)
Harvey, I'm going to kill you.
(tense menacing music)
(upbeat music)
- Good afternoon, I'm Special Agent, Pulaski.
This is Special Agent, Remington.
We're with the FBI.
Can we please speak with the Head of your IT?
- Can I ask what this is in reference to?
- We have to be absolutely confidential
with the information we disclose.
I'm sure you understand.
Please just get him or her.
This will only take a moment of their time.
- Yes, of course. Right away.
Kathy, could you show these men to IT please?
- Um, sure. Follow me.
- Thank you.
- Come on work, work, work.
Wow! Nobody can work a printer like you.
(printer whirring)
- That's me, saving the day by fixing the printer.
- Hey Samuel, these two gentlemen wanted to-
- We'll take it from here.
Thank you very much.
- Can I help you?
- Samuel, I'm Special Agent Pulaski.
This is Special Agent Remington.
We are with the Computer Fraud division of the FBI.
- Computer fraud?
- There's no need to be alarmed. We just need access to the previous years records
to make certain there was no insider trading,
fraudulent activity of any kind
or criminal wrongdoing of any nature.
- I need to talk to my boss first.
- Sir, you are not in any trouble of any sort.
We simply need access to the company's records.
Now, if you choose to directly oppose this
you will be guilty of obstructing justice
and subject to fines, tariffs, and possible imprisonment.
- Do you have like a warrant at least?
- Warrant.
- So what do you, what do you need me to do?
- Please show me to the main terminal
where I can access last year's records.
- It's just right here.
- Ah, okay.
I just need your contact information.
- My what?
- Your name, telephone number, address, height, weight
that kind of thing.
- Okay. Well, it's Samuel Levin.
That's S-A-M-
- Excuse me.
- Ah, excuse me!
- My partner can make you out a receipt.
He's a notary public.
- What the hell is going on here?
- We're with the FBI.
I'm Special Agent Remington and that's Special Agent-
- The hell you are.
I'm calling the police.
- Calm down sir.
It's okay. We are with the Special Computer Investigative Bureau of-
- You want it, take it.
Everybody step back around or I will plug this bitch.
- Don't kill me. - Shut the fuck up.
- Okay. Don't move.
Nobody wants to be a hero.
Sammy, I know where you live.
(upbeat music)
- Act natural.
(footsteps thumping)
Open the trunk.
- What? - No.
- Fine get in the back seat.
Take the gun.
Don't move.
- Just like it came from the grandmother's twat?
- What are you gonna do to me?
- Relax. We're not really gonna kidnap you.
- No, no, no, no one is going to hurt you.
- Yeah. Well, unless you were gonna staple me to death
- Yeah, I thought that was pretty quick thinking.
Sometimes you just have to make, do with whatever is-
We gonna drop you off real soon.
Get out.
- No.
- What do you mean no? - Like you really want me to go back to work.
Just take me with you guys for the rest of the day
and then I'll go, maybe.
- I'm only gonna say this once, don't tangle with us.
- Please don't insult my intelligence
and try to pull a tough guy act.
If you're actually going to hurt me,
you wanna be armed with only a swing line.
(Harvey chuckles)
- (chuckles) That's cute.
Now, get out.
- Yeah, I'm still gonna have to go with no.
- We only did this to see if we could get away with it
That's all.
- You guys are just trying to get away
with weird shit for fun?
- Pretty much. - Yes.
- That's fucking cool. - I know, right.
- What do you have planned next?
Sales tax evasion, chain smoking on a plane.
- None of your God damn business.
- Oh, come on. I'm wanna help.
Let me help with the next one.
- What?
- I don't think that's a good idea, sweetie.
- It's Shuri, but my friends call me Shifty.
- Oh, hi. - Look, whatever.
This isn't what you think it is. So just get out now while you still can.
- Here's the deal, you guys forced me out now
and I'll call the cops.
I'll tell them everything that happened.
What you look like, your plate number.
But if you guys let me stay,
I'll call my office and tell them
it was all a big prank that I was in on.
- She's fucking crazy.
- The thing is, I don't think you fully comprehend
the severity of our situation.
- I don't think you understand the severity of my situation.
My parents forced me to engineering school and I hated it.
They forced me to get this job and I hate it.
I'm doing crazy fun with you two
whether you like it or not.
- Okay. One project, but that's it.
- Ye! - Are you still high?
- What? Where's the harm Luke?
(phone beeps)
- Oh, here's the office.
What do you want me to tell them boys?
- All right, one project and then you are gone.
Are we in agreement on this Shady?
- It's shifty. Okay.
- I don't know how this fucking happened.
(light airy music)
- Which room?
- 304. (speaks in french accent)
- Right this way.
(light airy music)
And you both can help yourself to the buffet
when you're ready.
- Oh merci.
- Thank you.
What are we doing?
- We are eating.
- I thought we were here
because Shifty wanted to use the bathroom.
You know, they're gonna check
to see if we have key cards.
- Have you learned nothing.
That would require putting forth effort.
Which is the one thing in the world that nobody wants to do,
unless they're forced to.
(water trickling)
(phone beeps)
Listen, Harvey, this hostage turn tag along
that we've picked up, we have to ditch her.
She's gonna get us caught.
- No, no, no, no, no.
I think she's clever.
She adds a whole new fun dynamic to the group.
- Fun! Harvey, I'm glad you're having a good time.
But if I get caught, I go to jail.
And that equals not fun.
- Look, I understand.
I get it Luke.
But somehow she just legitimizes what...
Wow! The eggs look really good here.
- Harvey, come on man, you need to focus this...
That sausage looks good too.
That sausage looks really good.
- Hey, so what are we eating?
- I think there's been a little misunderstanding.
- I really think you should-
- Oh, bacon. Nice.
- Bacon! Aren't you Muslim?
- What makes you think that?
Cause I'm Brown, assalamu-alaikum.
- Shalom. - Salami.
- I love salami.
- Shall we? - Yeah.
(light airy music)
- So what's what the costume change?
- What's with the interrogation?
Are you a cop?
- Are you an undercover journalist?
- I like that.
- So what'd you say to get past the hostess anyway?
- Oh, I just told her that you guys are my adoptive gay dads.
(Harvey chuckles) You like that.
(Harvey chuckles)
- See. Clever.
- So what's next?
- We're headed South.
- Oh, okay. How far South?
- As far as the land of Palm trees,
beaches, hot women and thongs.
- No, like what kind of heists
are we going to pull off there?
- Listen, sweetie.
- It's Shifty.
- Whatever.
There's no we, here.
So we aren't pulling any heists.
The deal was for one scam and that was it.
Hope you enjoyed the bacon, but the bacon's over.
- I'm sorry, you call that a scam.
That's breakfast, my mom could scam better than you.
- (stammers) No she couldn't.
- The only reason I'm here
is because your scam at my office failed.
You probably thought once you laminated to the card,
people would trust you.
- Yeah, that's actually-
- Shut up, Harvey.
- I saved your ass.
I'll show you how it's done.
Take me to the Wise Man.
- What the fuck is the Wise Man?
(upbeat country music)
What exactly are you gonna do in this place?
- It's a surprise.
- Remember, we're here for you, okay.
- I got this.
- Maybe we should go order something.
- I have a bad feeling about this.
- Oh, you just had breakfast.
Probably, you're still full.
- She's trouble, Harv.
I know you can't tell, but I can.
It takes one to know one.
- Oh, come on Luke.
She's harmless, she's gonna get bored with us
and then just go home.
- Hi. Welcome to Wise Man.
What can I get you?
- Just quietly empty the register and no one gets hurt.
- Come on. Someone tries to pull that trick once a week.
Next. (Luke laughs)
- Pathetic.
- Be nice.
She's not a hardened criminal like me.
- Hi. Welcome to Wise Man.
What can I get you guys?
- Yes. I would like an unsweetened ice tea.
- Okay, great. Would you like a lemon with
Oh, my God. (screams)
(Shifty ululates)
- [Woman] Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
- Oh, Shifty.
- Harmless, huh?
- American oppressors.
For many long years, we have endured your evil.
Our time to rise is now.
- I don't wanna die. (shrieks)
- With you currency of capitalism, you hurt the world.
So today, I burn all of you.
(patrons screaming)
- What do you want?
Here.
- What the hell is going on?
Oh, God! (shrieks)
(upbeat Arabic music)
- You, you give me bag.
(upbeat Arabic music)
- What's happening? What's happening?
- You may live one more day oppressors.
- I didn't serve my country in Iraq
So this Brown bitch can pull this shit at my bar.
(tense dramatic music)
- Oh, shit. (whispers)
- Oh, fuck.
(bright energetic music)
(upbeat Arabic music)
(car engine revving)
(light airy music)
(light airy music)
- [Luke] Too many variables.
- [Shifty] What do you mean there's too many variables.
- [Luke] There are too many variables.
You can't control the situation.
You just walked up and show them your face
and then you put on- - It was covered, hello.
- And it got covered,
but first you walked up to the counter.
That's not acceptable you could have-
- Hey. - Gotten us into a lot-
Did we get away?
- You know what we didn't.
I'm sorry pal, you got shot and now
that's right., you're in hell.
- Try heaven. (Luke laughs)
- No, no, no. Don't don't do that.
- I'm just trying to make it rain.
Now bring in them 72 virgins mother fucker. (chuckles)
(Luke sighs)
- Where are we?
- Miles from ordinary.
- Hey did I tackle a redneck?
- Like a boss.
- You rich, bitch.
- I don't know about rich, but God, this is a nice take
- Harvey, are you okay? You've been out for like hours.
- Yeah, I'm sure I just, you know,
I didn't have enough to eat.
- Oh, well. You'll be eating tonight.
- Shifty, there is something I wanna tell you.
- Yes.
- I do admire your creativity.
I mean, that was just, that was the balls.
But I just can't get behind taking other people's money.
- When people go to the movies, what are they paying for?
- The movies, what?
- They're paying for witnessing an adventure.
But we just keep those people is just like a movie
except like it really happened to them.
That story that they each have now is worth
so much more than a couple of bucks we took from them.
- I don't know, that's not how I wanna spend my time.
- Time?
You old people are strange, both of you.
- As long as we use the money for a good cause.
(upbeat country music)
♪ You'll never guess the places that I've been ♪
♪ You'll never guess the places that I've been ♪
♪ Cause everything is like a dream yeah ♪
♪ But only in my dreams I live in ♪
♪ I'm never gonna let the day begin ♪
♪ Never gonna let the day begin ♪
♪ Cause everything is like a dream yeah ♪
- [Woman] You're all over the fucking news, Shuri.
- Just chill out, okay.
- I really don't wanna say it
but you're not even wearing a hijab.
Did you even think about what the mosque
would tell mom and dad?
- Please. This coming from the girl
who wears her hijab with a mini skirt.
Wait, what do you mean you saw me?
(upbeat country music)
♪ Give me my dreams ♪
♪ Give me my dreams ♪
♪ Give me my dreams ♪
(gentle suspenseful music)
- Harvey.
Hello?
[Announcer] The police have additional security footage
of the two men in what they believe
to be the missing woman, Shuri Masnari.
Police have not linked the three together
with the Wise Man robbery.
But they have definitely not ruled it out either.
We'll have more- - [Drug Dealer] Harvey fucking Harrington!
- [Shifty] Shot gun. - Shot gun, you?
I don't think so.
- Oh, come on. What's the biggie.
- Yeah, Luke. I don't mind.
- I mind.
She's going to be yapping in my ear the entire time.
- Love it.
- And you take her side now all the time.
What's up with that?
- She's the Persian daughter I've always wanted.
- Oh, thanks (mumbles).
- What does that mean?
Handsome rebel?
- White dad.
- Racist.
(upbeat rock music)
- Can we stop for breakfast?
- You just had breakfast.
- You call powder milk and instant coffee breakfast?
- She's right, Luke. I mean, I'm kinda hungry back here too.
- That's what I'm talking about, Harvey.
- What are you talking- - That's what I mean.
You're taking her side.
- I don't take her side.
- Oh, could you at least have gum? - No, we don't have any gum.
- Sorry. No gum.
- Um, what!
- What now...
Just shut that.
- Why haven't we been using this?
- No, no, no, no, no. You just put that back in the glove box.
- Geez relax would you.
I've handled a gun before.
- You have? - Yeah, my dad taught me.
- See safety is on. Safety first is on.
Then hello (mumbles)
- Stop that. - Put it away.
You are making me nervous.
- Okay.
- And this is?
- That's just a little list that I'm keeping.
- You've done all of this.
- We I've done all that.
- Oh, there's me. Okay.
- I just wanna keep a record.
- Yeah, but why?
- It's just a dumb list.
Leave it alone.(whispering)
- Shifty, have you seen "The Bucket List"?
- That's the one with the two girls and the one cop.
- Completely different.
Completely different.
- Harvey, what are you doing?
- Luke, I think it's time we just tell her.
- [Shifty] Tell me what?
- Shifty,
I'm dying.
- Okay. (chuckles)
- It's true, Shify.
- What!
No!
What really?
When?
- I don't actually have much time left
that's why I black out.
I have a brain tumor.
- Well, fuck it then.
- I'm sorry.Fuck what?
- If you're going out, let's go out with a bang.
- Oh, great. She really is going to blow us all up.
- No, I mean let's up the ante.
Like what do we got this gun for
if we're not even gonna fucking use it?
FTW.
- What is FTW?
- Fuck the world.
- I think that's supposed to be, for the win.
- No. Fuck that.
Come on, lets do some fucking damage.
- FTW.
- FT fucking W
(upbeat rock music)
Hey, before we do any damage,
can we stop for a potty break?
(upbeat rock music)
- I have an idea.
I'm thinking if we did that while at the Wise Man imagine-
- How well we would do at someplace more upscale?
- Yes. - Uuh, wait. Hold on.
Despite the speech you gave back there
I'm just not comfortable robbing people guys.
It's still wrong.
- Harvey, how could you say that-
- Wait a minute. Harv, what if they had it coming?
- Go on.
- Some people get so much money
they don't even know what to do with themselves, right.
They're so rich, they get bored with regular activities
and they move on to more exotic forms of entertainment.
Like making two poor little doggies
fight each other to death.
- Oh, my God. Those fuckers.
- That's illegal in every State.
- And it's an all cash business.
- So we're gonna take money from morally bankrupt monsters?
I think I can do that.
(dramatic upbeat music)
- Bitch. Give me back Dogzilla.
(gun bangs)
- Run free. - You've been hit.
- Run free.
(gun bangs)
(dramatic upbeat music)
(gun clicks)
(gentle suspenseful music)
(wolf howling)
- Super.
- Can I look at it?
- It's not that bad.
- Yeah, but I wanna see.
- Okay, crazy town.
- So cool.
- We need to get you to a hospital, Luke.
- Hell no.
- Yeah. It's gonna get infected.
- I've got it under control.
Oh! Mother fucker (mumbles) Son of a-
- He was raised by pirates.
- You need stitches.
Want me to do it?
- What I need is a fucking nap.
- Okay, so what's the plan?
- We head South.
- So you're just gonna limp to Miami.
- We have money.
And there are places we can get a car.
- Like from where?
(upbeat music)
- [Harvey] This blister is killing me.
This shoes are definitely not meant
to be worn without socks.
(upbeat music)
- Hi guys, can I help you with something?
- Yeah we're- - We're just browsing.
- Well I'm Dabney, if y'all need anything just holler, okay.
Y'all traveling or do you live around here?
- We're on vacation.(chuckles)
- Oh, okay. Great. Great.
Good for you.Good for you.
So what's the damage on this bad boy right over here.
- Well as you can see.
Well, the asking price is 4,300.
- Ooh.
- But maybe I can let her go today-
- How about three, in cash, right now?
- You said cash.
- Indeed I did. American.
- (chuckles) You good American, I like that.
I just need to get approval of my supervisor.
And then you're out of here.
How about 3,500?
You tell your supervisor it was 3,000 and we take the car.
- And one of your socks.
You know what?
That sounds pretty good.
I just need you to fill out. Did you say one of my socks?
How's that look Dabney?
- On second thought, I'm pretty sure
I can take care of the forms for you.
- Great.
Here, start counting.
- Oh, can you throw in a couple of
those pine tree air freshener thingies?
- Oh yeah, sure.
Oh wait, we don't have pine, but we do have palm trees.
- Dope - Yeah.
- And don't forget the sock. - The sock.
And you guys are,
yeah, on vacation.
(upbeat music)
♪ Coming back ♪
♪ Since you gone ♪
♪ I'm loosing my mind ♪
(light airy music)
- Exactly the further we get away from the dealership.
The more conspicuous we look with dealer plates.
- So why don't we hit up the extended
parking lot at an airport?
- What happens if we snapped plates off a car
that somebody is picking up late that same day?
- What about a junkyard?
- That's my girl.
There are wrecks just sitting there
until their plates literally rust off.
- So where do we find a junk yard?
(upbeat music)
- Yeah, this should do.
All right. Harvey, you come with me inside
Shifty you stay here and keep watch.
- Why do I have to keep watch?
That's the lameness of the criminal jobs.
- Because I said so.
- Oh, here we go.
- Okay. How about, because last time you got us shot.
- You're the only one that's shot here.
- How about this time, we just do it this way?
- Can I take this one solo?
- [Shifty] No, no way. - Ooh, Harvey.
- Why? I mean, you're not exactly the most subtle duo.
And one person is going to be
less distracting than three people.
- I'm sorry. What do you mean we're not subtle.
- How are we not subtle?
- Do you not trust us?
- Says teepee terrorist and agent stapler.
I think I can do this.
- All right. Be careful.
All right, and if you're not back in one hour
we'll come and find you.
- Start the timer.
(upbeat music)
(lively upbeat music)
(tense upbeat music)
(chain rattling)
(dog barking)
(upbeat tense music)
(dog barking)
- And that's my sister.
She's getting married in August to this guy.
- Ooh, he looks a little-
- I know like a total bore. - Yeah.
They met last December.
Things move fast in my culture.
- Why is that?
- Seriously! To get down to business, that's why.
I think you're bleeding.
- Oh, shit.
Yeah.
I think you're right, I probably need stitches.
Just keeps opening up.
Is that the time?
(dog barking)
What in the hell got into gal?
Now, shut your full mouth
and let me watch my girly movie in peace.
- Oh, no.
(dramatic tense music)
(dramatic suspenseful music)
(dramatic suspenseful music)
- Hey, are you at all worried about Harv-
(upbeat music)
Aww! Get off, get off, get off, get off.
Get back on, get back up.
(upbeat music)
(birds chirping)
- Where the hell have you two been?
- Did you get the plates?
- [Shifty] Good job, Harvey.
- What exactly were you doing all night?
- We were just talking and shit.
- Oh, no.
Oh no, no, no.
What?
- God damn it Luke. You defiled her.
- I wait, what?
- You sexed me?
- Yeah, I did.
No, I did.
- I cannot believe you.
And aren't you supposed to be a virgin or something?
- Wow! Okay, what are you the cherry popping police?
It's not a big deal.
- Well, I'm sorry.
Sex is a very big deal young lady.
- It's not, it's just sex.
It was bullet wound sex or heist sex or whatever.
- Heist sex, heist sex.
- I am very disappointed in both of you.
- Jesus, Harvey.
You're not my real white dad.
- No, that's right I'm not.
I'm just some fossil at the end of his pathetic life.
I get it. - Come on, Harvey.
It's not like that.
- I thought we were all in this together.
- We are, nothing has changed.
- Exactly. Everything is cool.
- Everything's I had a blackout.
Okay, what if that was it.
What if I had died in that junk yard alone?
I mean, did you even think to come and check on me?
I want to get out, pull up over.
I said pull over, Luke.
Pop the trunk, I'm taking my share.
- So what do we do now?
- I still need some stitches.
- Shit.
(gentle instrumental music)
- What can I get you?
- A whiskey.
- Okay.
- Five.
Thank you.
- Long day.
- Long life.
- Well, it's like they say, life is like sex.
You never know when it's really over.
- What is that? A half smile?
Can I get you another Mr. I drank whiskey,
but I clearly hate it.
- You know what? I think I'm good.
- Come on, this one's on me.
- All right, what would you recommend?
- Well I'm working on a, like an original concoction
- Original.
Hit me.
- You got it.
(gentle instrumental music)
- Okay, what is in this?
- Can I trust you with a recipe secret?
- I think so.
- It's Jameson 7UP, a little tonic water
and a scosche of sweet vermouth.
- Well whatever's in there, it is delicious.
- I'll have to do is come up with a good name for it.
- Name. Let me think on that.
- So how well do you know this guy?
- Bro.
- Hey.
- Y'all ready for this duru, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du.
All right, let's do this.
- Yes, let's.
- Meow, you got it little mama.
What the fuck did you get yourself into this time bro?
- You know me.
- Enough said.
I love this part.
Oh, yeah.
But first.
- Is that for him?
- No.
Now, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot
shot, shot, shot, shot, shot shot, shot, shot.
- Shots? - Oh, yeah.
- Yes. And that's one of the reasons why I hate my name.
Every moron in this County has come through that door
and asked me in the most terrible British accent.
"Are you Randy?"
- (laughs) Oh, that is atrocious.
- It doesn't matter.
The fuckers couldn't spell it
even if they weren't already toasted.
(Harvey laughs)
You know what, Randy?
- No, what?
- I like you.
- Well, I like you too.
And what is in the mysterious bag there, huh?
- Almost.
So how'd you two meet?
- Traffic school.
Can you?
- Oh, yeah. I got this, sorry.
- Come on now, I told you my secret didn't I?
- $31,212 and a severed head.(laughs)
- (laughs) I knew it. I knew it.
- It smells like severed head in there.
(Randy and Harvey laughing)
- There's just one thing left.
- Yeah.
♪ One, two, three ♪
(upbeat pop music)
- Oh, wait wait. - What?
- I get this- - Yeah, me too.
- Really? - No, whatever. Come on Harvey
(upbeat hip hop music)
- Wait. I've got it. - What?
- The James (mumbles)
- Oh, that's brilliant.
- See, I just needed a little time.
(gentle upbeat music)
- [Announcer] Police have security footage of two men
with what they believe to be to be
the missing woman Shuri Masnari.
Police have not linked the three together
with the Wise Man robbery but-
- What the fu...
- Oh, - Fuck.
(upbeat music)
- Hi, sir.
Hi. Can I help you?
- Yes the bartender, Randy.
Did she come by this way?
- There's no Randy, that works here, sir.
- No, no. The bartender that was working last night.
- You mean Joe?
- Joe - Joe.
- So how did you know I'd be there?
- It was the only bar for 30 miles in either direction.
It didn't take the FBI to figure that one out.
- I lost all the money.
- No, shit.
- Us too.
- Are you kidding?
- Let's just not talk about it.
- I see you fixed your leg up.
Looks like you used a stapler.
- So what's the plan fellers?
- We had South.
That is still the plan.
- Yeah, guys. You know what?
I think I'm at the end of the line here.
- End the line, what do you mean?
- I'm just kinda tired, Luke.
I wanna go home.
- No, no, no, no, no.
You can't go home, we have an agreement.
- Yeah, I know.
But Jesus, we're on the news now.
Wise Man. I don't want to be remembered for that.
- You wanna be remembered as some kind of push over instead.
- Maybe.
- You can't go home, we have an agreement.
And agreement is, is an agreement.
You can't just back out now.
- You wanna tell me what you're not telling me, Luke?
- All right.
Shifty go outside for a minute, will you.
- I'm not fucking going outside.
- Okay. What's going on?
- I found my dad's address.
- At my work.
I knew you guys went there for shits and giggles.
- We weren't?
- No.
We gonna kill my father.
- Oh, my God.
- What? - Who the fuck are you? Luke Skywalker?
- Just listen to me.
He used to beat up my mother, all right.
And I don't mean just slap around.
I mean kick the out of hospitals, broken teeth.
I was just a kid at the time.
So I couldn't do anything about it.
But even then if I could have,
then one day he just scores this lucky break
on a deal at work and he moves on down to Florida,
leaves us behind.
So now he's got a nice new life with his big house
leaves us living in shit while he's been living in luxury.
- So you're gonna kill your father
and you need us to help you?
- Not her.
Just you.
- And how long have you been planning this?
You son of a bitch.
This whole time, you son of a bitch.
- Just let me explain.
He never bothered to actually divorced my mother.
I guess he thought it wouldn't matter.
And it hasn't until now.
- Why doesn't she just try to sue him?
- Because where I come from, lawyers cost money.
- Yeah. But if she really wanted a divorce
she would've found a way around it.
- Look we were ignorant, okay.
It's just true.
But now the injuries he caused her
plus some of her own bad health have led to worse problems.
And she is in the hospital all the time now.
There is no money.
I've tried but I cannot pay her bills
and I cannot get her the care she deserves.
But since they are still technically married,
if he dies she gets it all.
- Then why don't you go down there and kill the bastard?
What do you need Harvey for?
- Because if I get caught,
they could say that she was somehow involved
and then she wouldn't get shit.
But if you do it,
even if you get caught-
- Oh, Jesus.
- So was our friendship ever real?
Or am I just another project to you?
- This is the realest thing that I've ever felt.
- Then you can't ask Harvey to do this.
(tense dramatic music)
- There's probably a security system, you know?
- I know. - And the code.
- I have a pretty good idea what it is.
- [Harvey] And.
- Great men explore new territory, Luke.
Christopher Columbus was a great man, Luke.
- So. - 1492.
(tense ominous music)
(suspenseful dramatic music)
(eerie dramatic music)
- This is going to ruin Luke's life.
- I don't think there's anything we could have done
to change his mind.
This was happening one way or another.
- What are you telling your family?
- The truth.
I've thought of a hundred lies I can tell them
but that just means going back to the way things were
(eerie dramatic music)
Who the hell is that guy?
(eerie dramatic music)
- Jesus.
- Window.
- Who the hell is this guy?
- Open the window.
- Open the window, Harvey.
- He's got a gun.
- And you think that window
is gonna save you from his bullets?
- Listen, I'm sorry.
I want to apologize. - You're a hard man to track down, Harvey Harrington.
- You tracked him down?
- Look, give me all your money.
- I don't have any money.
- All right, will you give me your money?
- We don't have any cash.
- Alright. Empty your pockets
I want every dime in there.
- I just told you I don't have,
Holy shit.
- What the fuck is that thing?
Harvey. - Harvey.
- Does he have a death wish?
- You know, that's funny that you mentioned that.
(gun clicking)
- Luke, is that you?
- Wake up dad.
- You look like shit.
When was the last time you took a shower?
- Shut the fuck up.
- What is it?
You want money, is that you need money?
(gun clicks)
- You deserve this.
- I'm sorry, Luke.
I'm so sorry.
Just do it, but do it quickly.
- Shut up.
- Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
- Who the fuck are you?
- Harvey. - Luke, listen to me you-
(gun bangs)
- Harvey!
Come on, Harvey.
- Who the fuck are you?
- I'm Miley Cyrus.
Who the fuck are you?
- You're tiny dick.
Now get out of my fucking house, Miley.
- I'm here for Harvey fucking Harrington.
- Dad, get the fuck down.
- Oh, is this gentlemen distracting you from shooting me?
You piece of shit.
- Sir, please. Don't aggravate him.
He's a very dangerous man.
(shifty screams)
- Shifty.
Hey, Hey, easy.
- [Luke's Father] Who the fuck are you?
(everyone yelling)
- Everybody, shut the fuck up.
I'm a notary public.
Luke, you don't have to kill your father.
I can make you my beneficiary. (police sirens wailing)
- Cops. (gan bangs)
- About time they got here.
- We gonna shoot out with the cops?
What are you doing?
No one ever wins those.
- I'm not yet done with you yet, Harvey.
- Where's your computer?
- Why, you little piss hand.
- Cause I wanna write my will, you asshole.
- Don't do it, you're not gonna make it.
- I'm dying anyway.
- But you wanna die this way?
(glass crashing)
(dramatic suspenseful music)
- Hey, you're dying?
- Brain tumor, inoperable.
- Shit!
- I just wanted to get to Adventure Park.
- Why Adventure Park?
- Who gives a fuck?
- Shut up you old dick, I'm curious.
- I really need to get to that computer.
- He's got a picture of him in his ex there
but he won't say why.
- Nice ass.
- Super hot.
- Hey, that's my wife you're talking about.
- You said ex. - It's complicated.
I never signed the papers.
- That's fucked up, Harvey.
- Look I don't want to talk about this, right now.
- What?
(gun bangs)
(dramatic suspenseful music)
- 50% to Luke, 25% to Shifty, and 25% Margo.
- What the fuck are you typing?
And why do you write like a girl.
- Just, please?
- Luke, your dad's a dick.
- Where's your printer?
(dramatic suspenseful music)
- It's jammed.
- Don't touch it.
- Nice.
- That's me, saving the day by fixing a printer.
- Hey. - Oh, come on.
- Why didn't you sign the papers, man?
- That's a good question, Harv.
How could you trap her?
- I didn't trap her, Luke.
- But she sent you papers.
- Okay, I trapped her.
Okay, I trapped her.
Geez guys like me, don't get girls like her but I did.
And she was crazy about me.
But then all the things that she found
lovable about me she began to hate.
But she was the coolest thing about me
and I just wasn't ready to let
the coolest thing about me go.
I trapped her.
- You're growing.
- Don't use that fucking pen.
That's worth more than your whole IRA.
- Shut the fuck up. (all shout simultaneously)
- Luke, sign your full name on that.
You too, Shifty.
- Why are you doing this, Harvey?
- It's not like I can take it with me, right.
And you two of my best friends.
- Uuuh, Harvey.
- Luke's dad.
Drug dealer guy.
Miley Cyrus!
- What do wanna see my ID?
That naked bitch with a sledgehammer ruined my life.
(dramatic suspenseful music)
- You're not supposed to notarize your own will.
- Some rules are meant to be broken.
Besides it's not actually illegal,
it's just discouraged in the State.
(police shouting)
- This is quite the list of laws you've broken.
Spitting on a seagull, really?
- Entering a house without a warrant,
searching a car without a warrant.
shooting into a hostage situation, really?
- You a lawyer?
- [Police Officer] Kim.
- Hang on guys.
- Your lawyer.
- Hello, mom.
I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you and dad.
- Everything okay with the family?
- No. But it will be.
Fuck. Is he taking the fall?
- What about me?
- Stay here. (whispers)
Hey, wait a second.
Luke, what the fuck are you doing?
You said you can't get arrested.
- The cops weren't gonna let this go
without taking somebody in, you know that.
Don't worry about me I'll be fine.
You know, Harvey to a guy like me
you are the perfect friend.
I'm really gonna miss you.
- I'm gonna miss you too, man.
I'm gonna miss Shifty.
I'm gonna miss that fucking drug dealer.
I don't think I'm ready to die, Luke.
- Good. This was good.
You had a great run, now get the fuck out of here.
- No, you know what?
I'm going to stay right here with my best friend.
- Well, you can't come all the way to Miami
without going to Adventure Park.
Are we in agreement on this?
(brooding music)
H-Bomb
- Hey, hi. It's me.
I'm in town.
So I was wondering if I could meet you after work.
I have something for you.
Yeah. Okay.
(footsteps thumping)
- You suppose the two of you
could get the fuck out of my house.
- We're here.
Harvey.
Harvey.
(speaking foreign language)
Harvey fucking Harrington.
(whimsical music)
Margo?
Hey.
- What's this?
Are you a lawyer?
- No, just Harvey's friend.
- You!
- Yeah. He's one crazy mother fucker, huh?
(lively upbeat music)
♪ Down in the black ♪
♪ Down where your coal dust heart is true ♪
♪ Drowning in fear ♪
♪ Drink in this fire and start anew ♪
♪ If we can dream much bigger than this ♪
♪ Then we can feel much bigger than this ♪
♪ If we can love much bigger than this ♪
♪ Bigger than this ♪
♪ Burning so brightly ♪
♪ We're burning so brightly today ♪
♪ Burning so brightly ♪
♪ We're burning so brightly today ♪
(lighthearted guitar music)
♪ So burn bright ♪
♪ Burn deep ♪
♪ Ain't nothing in this world we get to keep ♪
♪ Burn bright ♪
♪ Burn deep ♪
♪ Ain't nothing in this world we get to keep ♪
♪ We're burning so brightly ♪
♪ Burning so brightly today ♪
♪ We're burning so brightly ♪
♪ Burning so brightly today ♪
♪ If we can dream much bigger than this ♪
♪ Then we can feel much bigger than this ♪
♪ If we can love much bigger than this ♪
♪ Bigger than this ♪
♪ Bigger ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
(lighthearted guitar music)
- Hey, dad.
I'm gonna need help getting a friend out of jail.
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