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Re-Sync & Improved By: FidelPerezSubtitle By: explosiveskullSub Upload Date: September 29, 2018
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(ENGINE CHUGGING)
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(TRAIN HOOTING)
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Budapest.
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- The next stop's Budapest.
- (ALL GASPING)
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Budapest is the next stop.
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Budapest.
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Tickets, ladies.
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(IN FALSETTO)
Oop, here you go.
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- (IN FALSETTO) Here's mine.
- (IN FALSETTO) And mine.
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- (IN FALSETTO) Mine, too!
- (IN FALSETTO) Here you go!
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Thank you, young man.
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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Man, I hate wearing disguises.
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These heels are killing me.
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Okay, take it down a notch.
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We don't want to alarm
the humans.
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(BOY WHIMPERING)
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Psst. Drac.
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(GERMAN ACCENT)
I'm about to und freak out!
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You're a nice kitty.
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I'm und kitty-cat.
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Meow. Meow!
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(ALL GASPS)
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Oh, no, not this clown again.
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Good evening, travelers.
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I am Professor
Abraham Van Helsing.
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Yes. One of the Van Helsings.
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For centuries, my family
has protected humanity
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from the evils of monsters.
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So you can believe me
when I tell you,
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there are monsters
hiding amongst you!
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(LOUD CLUCKING)
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But fear not,
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for I am a professional,
and I know how to flush out
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these beasts
and bring them into the light!
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Fire bad!
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(YOWLING)
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- (SCREAMING)
- (CHICKEN CLUCKING)
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(ALL WHIMPERING)
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(YELPING)
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FRANKENSTEIN: Whoa!
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Sorry, guys.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(ALL GRUNTING AND GROANING)
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(MURRAY SCREAMING)
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Finally! First I kill Dracula,
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and then
the rest of the monsters!
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Why do you keep doing this?
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Your dad, your grandfather,
your great-great-granny...
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I defeated them all.
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When will you Van Helsings
ever learn to let go of the hate?
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Never! Because you, monster,
are a...
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(HIGH-PITCHED)
Eh, squeak, squeak.
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What? A mouse?
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VAN HELSING: Ahhh!
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You can't run from me,
Prince of Darkness!
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I will hunt you
for all eternity!
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(SCREAMS)
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I swear I will never rest until
I destroy you... (GROANS)
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And... (YELPS)
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Every... (GROANS)
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Other...
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Monster... Ow!
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If it's the last thing...
(GROANS)
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I... (GRUNTS)
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Ever... (GROANS)
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Do!
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(THUNDER CRASHING)
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Boy, that guy is annoying.
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Maybe one day
there will be a place
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where monsters can go
to get away from it all,
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take a vacation.
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Who knows,
maybe even get married.
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Wouldn't that be something?
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(SCREAMING)
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(THUNDER CRASHING)
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- (♫ "HERE COMES THE BRIDE" PLAYING ♫)
- (♫ BAND MOANING MELODY ♫)
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GUESTS: Hmm?
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(BABIES BAWLING IN DISTANCE)
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(SHUSHING) It's okay.
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Oh, when is this thing
starting?
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Aw, you made them cry,
Wayne.
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All except this little one.
Coochie-coochie...
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WAYNE:
That's Sunny. She doesn't cry.
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(YELPING IN PAIN)
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- She bites.
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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- This is a very special moment, Carl.
- (WHIMPERING)
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Any second, your beautiful bride
is going to walk right down the aisle.
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Oh, no, Drac,
she's not coming.
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- (AIR DEFLATING)
- Oh, don't worry.
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Mavis is with her.
I'm sure everything is under control.
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Mavey, is everything
under control?
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Um, yep, just a slight case
of pre-wedding jitters.
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(SCREAMING)
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Ahhh!
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(HISSING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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Yep, everything is fine here.
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(SOBBING)
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Please try to relax, Lucy.
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I've taken care of everything.
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The wedding
is going to be perfect.
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It's not that.
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Just, how do I know
I'm doing the right thing?
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(BLOWING NOSE)
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(GLASS SHATTERS)
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- (CRYING)
- I know just how you feel.
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The day I married Johnny
was the best day of my life,
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but I was so nervous.
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Not as nervous as I was.
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And you should have seen my dad.
He was a mess.
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I wouldn't get out
of my coffin that night.
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But he knew it was meant to be.
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It doesn't matter
where you come from
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or how different you are.
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A Zing only happens
once in your life,
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and you have to cherish it.
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(CRIES, CHUCKLES)
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ALL: Aww.
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You're right! Thank you!
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(GRUNTING)
Okay. All right. Okay.
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Oh. Uh... Okay.
(FORCED CHUCKLE)
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(BLABBING)
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I do.
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(BLABBING)
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I do.
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(BLABBING)
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- (♫ "WEDDING MARCH" PLAYING ♫)
- (ALL CHEERING, WHOOPING)
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(DISTANT THUDDING, RUMBLING)
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Do you hear that?
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Yes. I thought we locked him
in his room.
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We did!
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- (BARKING)
- DENNIS: Whoa! Whoa!
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- (PANTING)
- Hi, Mom. Hi, Papa.
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- Dennis!
- Dennis!
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Tinkles was crying,
so we let him out.
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(BARKING)
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Ahhh!
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Tinkles, sit!
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(TINKLES WHINING)
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DRACULA: Ah. Whose idea was it
to let Dennis have a puppy?
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- Um... Yours?
- (CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY)
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(STAMMERS)
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Right.
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Poor Tinkles.
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MAVIS: Dennis...
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Look, honey,
I know you love Tinkles,
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but we're not allowed
to bring our dogs...
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- (GASPS)
- Uh... I mean, our pets everywhere.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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(♫ UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING ♫)
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- ♫ I'm in love ♫
- ♫ I'm in love with a monster ♫
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DJ Jazzy Johnny in the house.
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It's time to welcome the happy couple,
Mr. and Mrs. Prickles!
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- (♫ "ALWAYS AND FOREVER" PLAYING ♫)
- CROWD: Aw!
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JONATHAN:The bride and groom
invite everyone
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to join them
on the dance floor.
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♫ Always and forever ♫
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FEMALE MONSTER:
Care to dance?
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♫ Each moment with you ♫
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GRIFFIN: Is that her?
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Ooh! Watch out now.
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She got stitches
in all the right places.
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Okay, there's no way that
is related to you, Frank.
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No, she's my right arm's cousin.
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(CHUCKLES)
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- (BONES CRUNCHING)
- Ay! Oh!
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- Oh!
- GRIFFIN: Ah! I see it now.
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- Frank wanted me to meet you.
- (BONES CRUNCHING)
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We're arm cousins,
twice removed.
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DRACULA: Of course.
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I'd recognize that bicep
anywhere.
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He thought, since we're both single,
we might hit it off,
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maybe go on a date?
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DRACULA: "Date"? Oh!
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Well, eh,
it's just that, eh...
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- (♫ ROCK MUSIC BEGINS ♫)
- Whoa!
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The DJ booth
is a sacred space!
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(GIGGLES) I love this song!
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(GIGGLING)
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Don't you?
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Dracula?
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Oh, where'd he go?
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Dracula?
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(DEEP GROWL)
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What's the matter, Drac,
you didn't like her?
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No offense,
but you can't be too picky.
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You haven't had a date
in 100 years.
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Look, guys, I appreciate your concern,
but it's not up to me.
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You only Zing once,
and I did.
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Times have changed, buddy.
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You can even find someone
to Zing with on your phone now.
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What? Really?
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Oh. Oh, no, no, no.
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I'm far too busy.
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I have Mavis and Dennis
and the hotel, and blah, blah-blah.
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Um, did you guys hear that?
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He actually said,
"Blah, blah-blah."
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I don't say,
"Blah, blah-blah"!
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(BEEPS)
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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE
SPEAKING)
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Eh, uh,
I'm looking for a Zing.
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- Okay. Changing phone ring.
- (RINGTONE PLAYS)
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No, no.
I'm looking for a date.
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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE
SPEAKING)
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No, no, no.
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I want to meet someone.
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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE
SPEAKING)
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Are you kidding me right now?
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Don't you get it?
I want to go on a date!
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I'm... lonely.
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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE
SPEAKING)
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- You want baloney.
- (GROANS)
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- (CELL PHONE CONTINUES PINGING)
- (DRACULA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
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(MUMBLES)
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What? Look at that hair.
Come on.
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Ah. Too many eyes.
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Too few eyes.
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- Not into tentacles.
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
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"Match found"?
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- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- No, no, no!
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First things first.
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- (CATS SNARL)
- Whoa!
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I'm not into games.
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You'd better have a job,
and my cats have to like you.
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- (CATS YOWLING)
- (DRACULA EXCLAIMING)
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DRACULA: Oh, no.
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Oh, whoa, no.
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Dad?
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Oh! Mavis! Oh.
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Uh, what are you doing here?
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I was just checking on the honeymoon suite,
and I heard something.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
my little bed-bug.
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I wa... I was just cleaning
the attic.
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(♫ SCATTING MELODY ♫)
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It's so dirty, ah, yes...
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- WITCH:(OVER PHONE)Who is that?
- Are you on the phone?
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What, this? I was just, eh...
trying to find a maid
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- to help me with the mess.
- WITCH:A maid?
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Who do you think...
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Thank you,
I'll check your references
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and get back to you. Goodbye!
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(♫ RESUMES SCATTING MELODY ♫)
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- Dad.
- (STAMMERS)
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Stop trying
to hide it from me.
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Hide? Who?
I mean, what? Me?
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00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:24,412
Yes.
249
00:11:24,414 --> 00:11:26,380
And I know what it is.
250
00:11:26,382 --> 00:11:28,283
Uh... Really?
251
00:11:28,285 --> 00:11:31,018
You're stressed out
from working too hard.
252
00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:32,320
Oh!
253
00:11:32,322 --> 00:11:33,553
Okay, yes.
254
00:11:33,555 --> 00:11:35,089
You got me, yes.
255
00:11:35,091 --> 00:11:37,225
Hey, it's a big hotel,
you know?
256
00:11:37,227 --> 00:11:38,960
Can't get to everything.
257
00:11:38,962 --> 00:11:40,094
But what about you?
258
00:11:40,096 --> 00:11:42,095
You're pretty busy yourself.
259
00:11:42,097 --> 00:11:45,399
I know. It seems like now that
we're working together more,
260
00:11:45,401 --> 00:11:47,969
we're seeing each other less.
261
00:11:47,971 --> 00:11:50,270
Ah. Yeah.
You're absolutely right.
262
00:11:50,272 --> 00:11:53,206
I am working too much,
you're working too much.
263
00:11:53,208 --> 00:11:56,311
We should really take a break,
starting right now.
264
00:11:56,313 --> 00:11:57,481
Night-night.
265
00:12:01,351 --> 00:12:02,383
(SIGHS)
266
00:12:02,385 --> 00:12:03,451
WITCH:I'm still here!
267
00:12:03,453 --> 00:12:04,719
(CAT YOWLS)
268
00:12:04,721 --> 00:12:06,924
(♫ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV ♫)
269
00:12:11,093 --> 00:12:12,963
(ALL SNORING)
270
00:12:16,232 --> 00:12:17,233
Aww.
271
00:12:19,336 --> 00:12:21,336
Oh! Hey, honey.
272
00:12:21,338 --> 00:12:23,437
You ready for... (YAWNS)
273
00:12:23,439 --> 00:12:25,206
date night?
274
00:12:25,208 --> 00:12:26,474
- (YAWNS)
- Aww.
275
00:12:26,476 --> 00:12:27,674
That's okay, sweetheart.
276
00:12:27,676 --> 00:12:29,143
You rest.
277
00:12:29,145 --> 00:12:30,648
- (RESUMES SNORING)
- (SIGHS)
278
00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:34,215
You know, Dad's right.
279
00:12:34,217 --> 00:12:36,017
We need a break.
280
00:12:36,019 --> 00:12:39,086
We need to all be together again,
like a family.
281
00:12:39,088 --> 00:12:40,357
Like we used to.
282
00:12:43,392 --> 00:12:46,127
MAN:(ON TV)Are you overworked and stressed out?
283
00:12:46,129 --> 00:12:48,329
- (GRUNTS)
- Do you need some family time?
284
00:12:48,331 --> 00:12:50,431
Are you a monster?
285
00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:52,734
Then you need a vacation,
286
00:12:52,736 --> 00:12:55,068
a monster vacation.
287
00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:58,074
♫ Sail away, sail away,
sail away ♫
288
00:12:59,575 --> 00:13:02,509
STEWARDESS: Welcome aboard
Gremlin Air.
289
00:13:02,511 --> 00:13:04,448
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
290
00:13:06,315 --> 00:13:08,081
(CACKLING)
291
00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:09,750
- Ah!
- (SCREAMS)
292
00:13:09,752 --> 00:13:11,418
(SHOUTING GIBBERISH)
293
00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:13,587
(CACKLING)
294
00:13:13,589 --> 00:13:16,225
(GREMLINS GRUNTING
AND CHATTERING)
295
00:13:17,693 --> 00:13:19,527
(GREMLIN CACKLING)
296
00:13:19,529 --> 00:13:21,428
Ladies and gentlemen,
297
00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:23,797
please direct your attention
to the front of the cabin.
298
00:13:23,799 --> 00:13:26,267
For your safety,
please unbuckle your seat belts.
299
00:13:26,269 --> 00:13:27,735
Ooh.
300
00:13:27,737 --> 00:13:29,169
(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
301
00:13:29,171 --> 00:13:31,272
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
302
00:13:31,274 --> 00:13:33,307
In the likely event we experience
a sudden drop in cabin pressure,
303
00:13:33,309 --> 00:13:35,011
oxygen will be provided.
304
00:13:35,712 --> 00:13:37,378
(GREMLIN BLOWING)
305
00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:39,312
Can I stow that for you, sir?
306
00:13:39,314 --> 00:13:40,516
All right. Thanks.
307
00:13:42,618 --> 00:13:45,052
Beverages. Snacks. Beverages.
308
00:13:45,054 --> 00:13:46,788
Beverages. Snacks.
309
00:13:46,790 --> 00:13:48,221
Beverages.
310
00:13:48,223 --> 00:13:49,492
(BUZZING)
311
00:13:51,627 --> 00:13:53,661
- (BONES CRUNCH)
- Ahhh!
312
00:13:53,663 --> 00:13:55,763
- Coffee?
- That would be lovely.
313
00:13:55,765 --> 00:13:57,264
(SCREAMING)
314
00:13:57,266 --> 00:13:59,566
- (RUBBER DUCKY SQUEAKING)
- (CACKLES)
315
00:13:59,568 --> 00:14:00,570
(GRUNTS)
316
00:14:02,204 --> 00:14:04,772
Mavis, please,
you're torturing me.
317
00:14:04,774 --> 00:14:07,108
You know I hate surprises.
318
00:14:07,110 --> 00:14:09,443
(CHUCKLES)
This is a fun surprise.
319
00:14:09,445 --> 00:14:11,512
There are no fun surprises.
320
00:14:11,514 --> 00:14:13,346
Just tell me where we're going.
321
00:14:13,348 --> 00:14:14,816
Why are we on a plane?
322
00:14:14,818 --> 00:14:16,716
We can fly, you know.
323
00:14:16,718 --> 00:14:19,320
Back in my day,
people took trains.
324
00:14:19,322 --> 00:14:20,754
Now, that's classy.
325
00:14:20,756 --> 00:14:23,791
Sure, Dad. Forty hours
in a closet-sized room
326
00:14:23,793 --> 00:14:26,693
with you and Uncle Bernie
and his smelly cigars,
327
00:14:26,695 --> 00:14:28,663
arguing who was more attractive,
328
00:14:28,665 --> 00:14:30,431
Cleopatra or Nefertiti.
329
00:14:30,433 --> 00:14:32,466
(GROANS) Nefertiti.
330
00:14:32,468 --> 00:14:34,201
- Okay, Dad, thank you.
- (LAUGHS)
331
00:14:34,203 --> 00:14:37,370
Mavis, this is such
an amazing surprise!
332
00:14:37,372 --> 00:14:41,241
I can't wait to spend time
with the people I love most.
333
00:14:41,243 --> 00:14:45,312
But I beg of you,
tell me where we're going!
334
00:14:45,314 --> 00:14:49,149
Nope. I've taken care of everything,
so you don't need to worry.
335
00:14:49,151 --> 00:14:50,717
You've been
so stressed out lately.
336
00:14:50,719 --> 00:14:53,089
It's time for you to relax.
337
00:14:58,361 --> 00:14:59,362
(MAVIS CHUCKLES)
338
00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:02,897
- (GRUNTS)
- Now, isn't that better?
339
00:15:02,899 --> 00:15:04,398
Oh, yes.
340
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,736
So relaxed.
341
00:15:08,570 --> 00:15:11,172
I'm gonna go check
on you-know-who.
342
00:15:11,174 --> 00:15:12,773
I'll be right back.
343
00:15:12,775 --> 00:15:15,143
- I have to go to the bathroom.
- (GREMLIN CACKLES)
344
00:15:15,145 --> 00:15:16,377
Hey, did you see that?
345
00:15:16,379 --> 00:15:17,912
Dennis went to the bathroom!
346
00:15:17,914 --> 00:15:19,750
Uh... Okay.
347
00:15:23,453 --> 00:15:25,488
Psst. Hey, where are you?
348
00:15:28,824 --> 00:15:30,423
(WHINES)
349
00:15:30,425 --> 00:15:32,393
There you are, Tinkles.
350
00:15:32,395 --> 00:15:35,763
Don't worry, we'd never
leave you home alone.
351
00:15:35,765 --> 00:15:36,898
PILOT:(OVER P.A.)Okay, folks, you're free to move
352
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:38,298
about the cabin, as we have
353
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:39,636
started our descent.
354
00:15:42,472 --> 00:15:44,238
(ENGINE WHINES)
355
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,241
(SCREAMING)
356
00:15:49,945 --> 00:15:52,148
- (OVEN DINGS)
- (MUZAK PLAYING)
357
00:15:53,549 --> 00:15:54,882
(ALARM BEEPING)
358
00:15:54,884 --> 00:15:57,518
So, any big plans
for the weekend there, Bill?
359
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,885
Oh, you know, the usual.
360
00:15:58,887 --> 00:16:00,687
Got to take the kids
to soccer.
361
00:16:00,689 --> 00:16:01,824
(BOTH SLURPING)
362
00:16:05,194 --> 00:16:06,360
STEWARDESS: Snacks. Beverages.
363
00:16:06,362 --> 00:16:08,698
Snacks. Beverages. Snacks.
364
00:16:14,469 --> 00:16:15,872
(HULL CREAKING)
365
00:16:21,243 --> 00:16:23,978
Ladies and gentlemen,
we've arrived at our destination,
366
00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:25,582
the Bermuda Triangle.
367
00:16:37,794 --> 00:16:39,696
ALL: Ooh!
368
00:16:40,963 --> 00:16:42,900
(PASSENGERS WHOOPING,
LAUGHING)
369
00:17:15,798 --> 00:17:18,332
Welcome to the Bermuda Triangle,
370
00:17:18,334 --> 00:17:22,339
where you'll embark
on a monster cruise of a lifetime.
371
00:17:26,509 --> 00:17:27,907
A cruise?
372
00:17:27,909 --> 00:17:29,777
Surprise!
373
00:17:29,779 --> 00:17:31,412
(GRUMBLES)
Oh, no, you... No.
374
00:17:31,414 --> 00:17:35,816
But it's... just like a hotel...
on the water.
375
00:17:35,818 --> 00:17:37,984
I just figured
you need a vacation
376
00:17:37,986 --> 00:17:40,488
from running everyone else's
vacation.
377
00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:43,324
You've barely been
out of the hotel since...
378
00:17:43,326 --> 00:17:46,393
Well, since Mom died.
379
00:17:46,395 --> 00:17:48,528
But this is a chance
to make new memories,
380
00:17:48,530 --> 00:17:49,829
with all of us.
381
00:17:49,831 --> 00:17:52,032
With Dennis.
382
00:17:52,034 --> 00:17:57,506
- Boat!
- Boat!
383
00:18:00,943 --> 00:18:03,911
Who made you
such an amazing daughter?
384
00:18:03,913 --> 00:18:05,078
You.
385
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,579
(CHUCKLES) That's right!
386
00:18:06,581 --> 00:18:08,548
What a father I am.
387
00:18:08,550 --> 00:18:11,018
Come on, Denisovich,
let's get cruising!
388
00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:12,388
- DENNIS: Yay!
- (DRACULA CHUCKLES)
389
00:18:13,388 --> 00:18:15,955
(WITCHES CACKLING)
390
00:18:15,957 --> 00:18:17,893
(WHOOPING, CACKLING)
391
00:18:32,908 --> 00:18:34,443
- DENNIS: Wow!
- (ALL GASPS)
392
00:18:38,714 --> 00:18:40,283
(HORN BLOWING)
393
00:18:42,818 --> 00:18:43,819
(FAINT CHEERING)
394
00:18:55,831 --> 00:18:57,700
(PUPPIES CRYING AND GROWLING)
395
00:18:58,934 --> 00:19:02,068
Okay. Smile.
396
00:19:02,070 --> 00:19:03,604
- (CRYING RESUMES)
- Thank you.
397
00:19:03,606 --> 00:19:05,575
(CACKLING)
398
00:19:12,749 --> 00:19:14,050
Ow!
399
00:19:15,084 --> 00:19:16,887
DENNIS: "No pets allowed"?
400
00:19:17,854 --> 00:19:18,855
Uh-oh.
401
00:19:28,697 --> 00:19:29,699
Perfect.
402
00:19:33,903 --> 00:19:35,502
(GROANS)
403
00:19:35,504 --> 00:19:37,637
FISH MAN: Welcome aboard.
How are you doing?
404
00:19:37,639 --> 00:19:39,038
- Dennis, come on.
- FISH MAN: Nice to see you.
405
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,574
Oh, lovely shirt. Yes.
406
00:19:40,576 --> 00:19:43,380
Oh, hello. Welcome aboard.
407
00:19:50,685 --> 00:19:53,120
Uh, this is Bob.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
408
00:19:53,122 --> 00:19:54,721
Say hi, Bob.
409
00:19:54,723 --> 00:19:55,891
"Hi, Bob."
410
00:20:03,866 --> 00:20:05,900
Oh, my gosh, Griffin.
411
00:20:05,902 --> 00:20:07,734
I'm, like, so excited.
412
00:20:07,736 --> 00:20:10,003
This is, like, the nicest hotel
I've ever been to.
413
00:20:10,005 --> 00:20:11,605
GRIFFIN: Yeah! (CHUCKLES)
414
00:20:11,607 --> 00:20:13,207
Man, this is amazing!
415
00:20:13,209 --> 00:20:14,808
There's so much to do!
416
00:20:14,810 --> 00:20:16,812
Olympic-size swimming pool...
417
00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:19,649
All-you-can-eat buffet?!
418
00:20:21,951 --> 00:20:23,083
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
419
00:20:23,085 --> 00:20:25,685
Full-service Spa?!
420
00:20:25,687 --> 00:20:28,521
Whoo! I'm gonna get me
a seaweed rewrap!
421
00:20:28,523 --> 00:20:31,525
Wow, it sounds like
everything we can do
422
00:20:31,527 --> 00:20:32,992
at our hotel!
423
00:20:32,994 --> 00:20:35,695
Except on the water!
424
00:20:35,697 --> 00:20:37,730
(MURRAY CACKLING)
425
00:20:37,732 --> 00:20:41,201
- (FIREWORKS EXPLODING)
- (SHRIEKING)
426
00:20:41,203 --> 00:20:43,507
- (CROWD GASPING)
- (WHINING)
427
00:20:44,473 --> 00:20:46,574
(CROWD GASPING)
428
00:20:46,576 --> 00:20:49,777
ALL: Ooh! Ah!
429
00:20:49,779 --> 00:20:51,711
- (GIGGLING)
- Wow!
430
00:20:51,713 --> 00:20:52,880
You nailed it, honey.
431
00:20:52,882 --> 00:20:55,114
Your dad
is going to love this!
432
00:20:55,116 --> 00:20:57,050
Best summer vacation ever!
433
00:20:57,052 --> 00:20:58,952
Wait till you see
the itinerary.
434
00:20:58,954 --> 00:21:00,520
- (FIREWORK EXPLODES)
- Oh!
435
00:21:00,522 --> 00:21:01,889
That's nice.
436
00:21:01,891 --> 00:21:04,657
Frank, "Fire bad." Remember?
437
00:21:04,659 --> 00:21:07,260
Oh, yeah, right, but, uh...
maybe you'll find
438
00:21:07,262 --> 00:21:09,829
your own fireworks
on the cruise, huh?
439
00:21:09,831 --> 00:21:11,899
It's not the Love Boat, Frank.
440
00:21:11,901 --> 00:21:14,905
I'm just here to have fun
with my family.
441
00:21:17,138 --> 00:21:19,775
- (GRUNTING)
- DRACULA: Huh?
442
00:21:21,711 --> 00:21:22,910
Ha!
443
00:21:22,912 --> 00:21:24,010
Ahoy there!
444
00:21:24,012 --> 00:21:25,578
Welcome aboard!
445
00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:26,747
(GREETS IN SPANISH)
446
00:21:26,749 --> 00:21:27,815
(GREETS IN GERMAN)
447
00:21:27,817 --> 00:21:29,216
(GREETS IN RUSSIAN)
448
00:21:29,218 --> 00:21:30,284
(GREETS IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
449
00:21:30,286 --> 00:21:31,785
(PURRS)
450
00:21:31,787 --> 00:21:33,056
(DEEP GROWL)
451
00:21:33,889 --> 00:21:35,758
Whoa! Who is that?
452
00:21:40,530 --> 00:21:42,663
I am Captain Ericka.
453
00:21:42,665 --> 00:21:45,532
And, yes, I'm human.
But don't hold that against me.
454
00:21:45,534 --> 00:21:48,602
I could not be more excited
to have all of you on-board
455
00:21:48,604 --> 00:21:51,137
our first-ever monster cruise!
456
00:21:51,139 --> 00:21:52,208
(ALL CHEERING)
457
00:21:54,175 --> 00:21:56,777
(RAPID HEARTBEAT)
458
00:21:56,779 --> 00:21:58,781
Whoo-hoo! (CHUCKLES)
459
00:22:00,249 --> 00:22:01,949
Dad? Are you okay?
460
00:22:01,951 --> 00:22:04,285
Eeny feeny fanny foonyah
wah wah?
461
00:22:04,287 --> 00:22:06,319
Oh, no! He's having
a heart attack!
462
00:22:06,321 --> 00:22:08,288
Drac? Not likely.
463
00:22:08,290 --> 00:22:10,723
Yeah, the only heart attack that can
hurt him is with a wooden stake.
464
00:22:10,725 --> 00:22:11,858
It must be a stroke!
465
00:22:11,860 --> 00:22:13,861
Actually,
I think it might be her.
466
00:22:13,863 --> 00:22:16,829
Ow! Watch where you're pointing,
mister, I'm right here.
467
00:22:16,831 --> 00:22:18,665
You always stand
so close to me.
468
00:22:18,667 --> 00:22:20,601
It's creepy.
469
00:22:20,603 --> 00:22:23,770
For so long, monsters were hiding,
living in the shadows,
470
00:22:23,772 --> 00:22:25,739
but not anymore!
471
00:22:25,741 --> 00:22:29,742
You've stood up and waved your hand
or claw or tentacle
472
00:22:29,744 --> 00:22:34,714
and said, "We're here, we're hairy,
and it is our right to be scary!"
473
00:22:34,716 --> 00:22:36,585
(ALL CHEERING)
474
00:22:37,752 --> 00:22:40,153
Now it's time to celebrate!
475
00:22:40,155 --> 00:22:43,257
You'll enjoy gourmet dining,
thrilling adventures,
476
00:22:43,259 --> 00:22:45,025
and nonstop entertainment,
477
00:22:45,027 --> 00:22:48,127
all on the way
to our final destination,
478
00:22:48,129 --> 00:22:51,230
the lost city
that isn't lost anymore,
479
00:22:51,232 --> 00:22:53,901
Atlantis!
480
00:22:53,903 --> 00:22:55,639
(CROWD CHEERING)
481
00:22:58,206 --> 00:22:59,707
Oh, yeah!
482
00:22:59,709 --> 00:23:01,107
Whoo-hoo!
483
00:23:01,109 --> 00:23:03,344
Whoa!
The fish are acrobats!
484
00:23:03,346 --> 00:23:05,179
They're fishcrobats!
485
00:23:05,181 --> 00:23:06,716
- (JONATHAN GRUNTING)
- (MAVIS CHUCKLES)
486
00:23:08,283 --> 00:23:10,750
Hello. How y'all doing?
487
00:23:10,752 --> 00:23:12,952
- (♫ SULTRY MUSIC PLAYING ♫)
- So...
488
00:23:12,954 --> 00:23:16,326
You must be
the one and only Dracula.
489
00:23:18,193 --> 00:23:21,761
I have waited
so long to meet you.
490
00:23:21,763 --> 00:23:23,896
Wow, you really don't age,
do you?
491
00:23:23,898 --> 00:23:25,332
I would kill for your skin.
492
00:23:25,334 --> 00:23:28,736
(CHUCKLES) Eh doobeeday
shoolah eh koobeeday?
493
00:23:28,738 --> 00:23:30,671
Oh. You're speaking
Transylvanian.
494
00:23:30,673 --> 00:23:32,105
Oh. Always wanted to learn.
495
00:23:32,107 --> 00:23:34,974
Uh, eh doobeeday
shoolah koobeeday?
496
00:23:34,976 --> 00:23:37,111
- Eh koobeeday.
- Koobeeday.
497
00:23:37,113 --> 00:23:38,979
- Eh koobeeday.
- Koobeeday.
498
00:23:38,981 --> 00:23:41,015
Eh doobeeday
shoolah koobeeday.
499
00:23:41,017 --> 00:23:43,784
Doolah-day shoolah koobeeday.
500
00:23:43,786 --> 00:23:46,019
Oh, such a romantic language.
501
00:23:46,021 --> 00:23:47,954
You know, there's just
something about an accent
502
00:23:47,956 --> 00:23:51,357
that makes a man
sound so intelligent.
503
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:52,925
- Alibooboo.
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
504
00:23:52,927 --> 00:23:54,662
That's Transylvanian
right there.
505
00:23:54,664 --> 00:23:56,764
He's saying it's...
"It's nice to meet you".
506
00:23:56,766 --> 00:24:00,433
(CHUCKLES) Well, then
"alibooboo" to you as well.
507
00:24:00,435 --> 00:24:03,970
- Alibooboo. Alibooboo.
- Drac! Drac, snap out of it.
508
00:24:03,972 --> 00:24:05,905
Wait, wait. I've always wanted
to do this.
509
00:24:05,907 --> 00:24:07,974
Wake up! Wake up, Drac!
(SLAPPING)
510
00:24:07,976 --> 00:24:09,242
Snap out of it!
511
00:24:09,244 --> 00:24:10,743
Hey, cut it out!
512
00:24:10,745 --> 00:24:12,046
Hey, buddy, you okay?
513
00:24:12,048 --> 00:24:14,714
No, not okay.
514
00:24:14,716 --> 00:24:16,083
Not okay!
515
00:24:16,085 --> 00:24:18,152
(STAMMERS) I... I...
516
00:24:18,154 --> 00:24:19,686
I...
517
00:24:19,688 --> 00:24:21,256
Zinged.
518
00:24:35,104 --> 00:24:37,340
- (♫ PARTY MUSIC PLAYING ♫)
- (LIVELY CHATTER)
519
00:24:41,010 --> 00:24:42,979
(♫ PLAYING "DOWNTOWN" ♫)
520
00:24:49,719 --> 00:24:51,852
(♫ SPOKEN SINGING ♫)♫ I went to the
moped store, I said, "Sell it" ♫
521
00:24:51,854 --> 00:24:54,288
♫ Salesman's like, "What up?
What's your budget?" ♫
522
00:24:54,290 --> 00:24:56,089
♫ And I'm like, "Honestly,
I don't know nothin' about mopeds" ♫
523
00:24:56,091 --> 00:24:58,424
♫ He said, "I got the one
for you, follow me" ♫
524
00:24:58,426 --> 00:25:00,393
♫ Ooh, it's too real ♫
525
00:25:00,395 --> 00:25:03,363
♫ A chromed-out mirror,
I don't need a windshield ♫
526
00:25:03,365 --> 00:25:06,068
(♫ VLAD SCATTING JAUNTY TUNE ♫)
527
00:25:09,370 --> 00:25:11,739
Mmm!
528
00:25:11,741 --> 00:25:13,507
VLAD:♫ It's a lovely day ♫
529
00:25:13,509 --> 00:25:14,775
- Ooh!
- Oh!
530
00:25:14,777 --> 00:25:15,812
Check that out!
531
00:25:16,878 --> 00:25:19,115
VLAD: Ah! (CHUCKLES)
532
00:25:21,850 --> 00:25:24,284
(SIGHS) Here we go.
533
00:25:24,286 --> 00:25:25,789
- Mmm, yummy.
- (GROWLS)
534
00:25:29,290 --> 00:25:31,226
(GRUNTING)
535
00:25:33,395 --> 00:25:35,097
(SIGHS)
536
00:25:37,232 --> 00:25:38,300
WITCH: Ah!
537
00:25:39,902 --> 00:25:42,105
WOMAN:♫ Auf Wiedersehen ♫
538
00:25:43,239 --> 00:25:46,142
♫ Danke schoen ♫
539
00:25:47,408 --> 00:25:49,478
(MUFFLED GROANING)
540
00:25:51,347 --> 00:25:53,113
(GASPS)
541
00:25:53,115 --> 00:25:54,547
(MUFFLED GROANING)
542
00:25:54,549 --> 00:25:55,751
(RETCHES)
543
00:25:57,386 --> 00:25:58,387
Papa.
544
00:26:00,155 --> 00:26:02,392
- (BARKING, CRYING)
- (GASPING)
545
00:26:03,992 --> 00:26:05,828
(PUPPIES WAILING)
546
00:26:11,966 --> 00:26:14,168
"Kids Club."
547
00:26:14,170 --> 00:26:15,872
What's a kids club?
548
00:26:18,307 --> 00:26:19,472
(MONSTER BABY BELCHES)
549
00:26:19,474 --> 00:26:21,341
(GRUNTS, GIGGLES)
550
00:26:21,343 --> 00:26:22,345
Whee!
551
00:26:23,244 --> 00:26:24,246
Whee!
552
00:26:26,848 --> 00:26:29,383
- Fish.
- That's right, dear.
553
00:26:29,385 --> 00:26:30,983
I'm still not sure I understand.
554
00:26:30,985 --> 00:26:34,520
You take my kids,
all day, on purpose?
555
00:26:34,522 --> 00:26:35,955
Fish.
556
00:26:35,957 --> 00:26:37,223
That's right.
557
00:26:37,225 --> 00:26:39,393
What exactly
don't you understand?
558
00:26:39,395 --> 00:26:41,260
- Why? Ow!
- Shh.
559
00:26:41,262 --> 00:26:44,964
So they can have a great time,
and you can have a great time.
560
00:26:44,966 --> 00:26:47,334
- (SNIFFLES)
- Fish.
561
00:26:47,336 --> 00:26:50,839
Oh, don't worry, you'll get them back
at the end of the day.
562
00:26:51,874 --> 00:26:53,272
Fish.
563
00:26:53,274 --> 00:26:55,410
Oh, well. That's better than nothing.
(WHISTLES)
564
00:26:57,213 --> 00:26:58,781
Oh. Oh!
565
00:27:05,186 --> 00:27:06,252
- So...
- (GLASS SHATTERS)
566
00:27:06,254 --> 00:27:07,887
What do we do now?
567
00:27:07,889 --> 00:27:12,261
I think... I think we do
whatever we want.
568
00:27:13,295 --> 00:27:15,461
"Whatever we want"?
569
00:27:15,463 --> 00:27:17,530
Whatever we want.
570
00:27:17,532 --> 00:27:18,932
Whatever we want.
571
00:27:18,934 --> 00:27:20,267
Whatever we want!
572
00:27:20,269 --> 00:27:24,171
BOTH:(CHANTING)
Whatever we want.
573
00:27:24,173 --> 00:27:26,973
- Stop! Help me!
- Whatever we want.
574
00:27:26,975 --> 00:27:29,011
- Whatever we want.
- Whatever we want.
575
00:27:30,078 --> 00:27:31,545
Oh, hi. Hello.
576
00:27:31,547 --> 00:27:33,212
How y'all doin'?
577
00:27:33,214 --> 00:27:34,381
- Oh. (CHUCKLING)
- Good evening, Captain.
578
00:27:34,383 --> 00:27:36,383
Oh, well, hello. Oh, my goodness.
579
00:27:36,385 --> 00:27:38,251
Ah! (CHUCKLES)
580
00:27:38,253 --> 00:27:41,922
Would you mind uh... lifting, uh...
lifting your tail? You know...
581
00:27:41,924 --> 00:27:43,190
Oh! Certainly.
582
00:27:43,192 --> 00:27:45,495
Okay. Thank you so much.
583
00:27:47,896 --> 00:27:49,363
Oh, hello.
584
00:27:49,365 --> 00:27:50,433
Welcome aboard.
585
00:28:17,225 --> 00:28:21,295
Ugh! You were so right,
Great-Grandfather.
586
00:28:21,297 --> 00:28:24,197
Monsters are disgusting!
587
00:28:24,199 --> 00:28:26,135
VAN HELSING: They're animals!
588
00:28:33,008 --> 00:28:35,278
(CHUGGING, SQUEAKING)
589
00:28:43,085 --> 00:28:45,117
I'll be right there.
590
00:28:45,119 --> 00:28:47,287
(PANTS, GROANS)
591
00:28:47,289 --> 00:28:49,626
(SQUEAKING, SPUTTERING)
592
00:28:52,994 --> 00:28:55,328
Dracula, is he on-board?
593
00:28:55,330 --> 00:28:58,632
Yes. I saw him.
Face-to-face. Ugh!
594
00:28:58,634 --> 00:29:00,267
I was so nice to him.
595
00:29:00,269 --> 00:29:02,568
That pale face of his
and his goofy smile,
596
00:29:02,570 --> 00:29:04,270
showing off his fangs.
597
00:29:04,272 --> 00:29:06,073
Argh, it's just like
you taught me!
598
00:29:06,075 --> 00:29:08,642
It's even worse than I feared!
599
00:29:08,644 --> 00:29:11,745
It was that fateful night
that I realized
600
00:29:11,747 --> 00:29:15,348
a human could never defeat
a monster.
601
00:29:15,350 --> 00:29:17,020
(SCREAMING)
602
00:29:19,488 --> 00:29:23,323
But I wouldn't let
our family legacy die.
603
00:29:23,325 --> 00:29:28,295
And so, I began to search
for an answer.
604
00:29:28,297 --> 00:29:33,566
And I saw it in an ancient text,
an instrument of destruction
605
00:29:33,568 --> 00:29:36,103
so powerful
it destroyed Atlantis,
606
00:29:36,105 --> 00:29:40,007
a whole city of monsters.(CHUCKLES)
607
00:29:40,009 --> 00:29:44,277
And there, deep within the rubble,
it lay, waiting.
608
00:29:44,279 --> 00:29:48,080
Endlessly,
I searched for the lost city
609
00:29:48,082 --> 00:29:51,585
Time passed,
and my body began to fail me.
610
00:29:51,587 --> 00:29:54,186
Oh, it was so sad, Ericka.
611
00:29:54,188 --> 00:29:56,690
First my liver, then my spleen,
612
00:29:56,692 --> 00:29:59,358
followed by a kidney or two.
613
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:03,029
Then my golden locks.
(MOANS)
614
00:30:03,031 --> 00:30:05,565
But I wouldn't let that stop me.
615
00:30:05,567 --> 00:30:10,537
I replaced my failing organs
with technology!
616
00:30:10,539 --> 00:30:12,239
Ha-ha!
617
00:30:12,241 --> 00:30:14,141
And look at me now.
618
00:30:14,143 --> 00:30:15,741
Mmm-hmm!
619
00:30:15,743 --> 00:30:18,613
Oh, girl,
it's an improvement, really.
620
00:30:19,714 --> 00:30:22,048
Um... sure.
621
00:30:22,050 --> 00:30:27,720
And now, after 120 years,
I have finally found Atlantis.
622
00:30:27,722 --> 00:30:29,556
Oh, forget about all this!
623
00:30:29,558 --> 00:30:31,157
Let me get rid
of Dracula right now.
624
00:30:31,159 --> 00:30:32,793
I was so close to him,
I could've just...
625
00:30:32,795 --> 00:30:34,693
(GRUNTING)
626
00:30:34,695 --> 00:30:37,364
No, no, no!
627
00:30:37,366 --> 00:30:39,399
We have to stick to the plan.
628
00:30:39,401 --> 00:30:41,268
Lure the monsters to Atlantis,
629
00:30:41,270 --> 00:30:43,636
retrieve the instrument
of destruction,
630
00:30:43,638 --> 00:30:46,506
trap them there,
and then wipe them out.
631
00:30:46,508 --> 00:30:48,341
It's simple, Ericka!
632
00:30:48,343 --> 00:30:51,411
Now, promise me
you won't try and kill Dracula.
633
00:30:51,413 --> 00:30:52,813
Ugh, fine!
634
00:30:52,815 --> 00:30:55,248
- I promise.
- Promise what?
635
00:30:55,250 --> 00:30:58,785
(GROANS) I promise I won't try
and kill Dracula. Okay?
636
00:30:58,787 --> 00:31:01,156
(SNORING)
637
00:31:03,524 --> 00:31:05,325
Ugh.
638
00:31:05,327 --> 00:31:09,395
Don't worry, Great-Grandfather,
I won't try and kill him...
639
00:31:09,397 --> 00:31:11,166
I will kill him.
640
00:31:12,867 --> 00:31:17,470
♫ Tonight... ♫
641
00:31:17,472 --> 00:31:22,441
♫ I just want
to take you higher ♫
642
00:31:22,443 --> 00:31:26,746
♫ Put yo' pinky rings up
to the moon ♫
643
00:31:26,748 --> 00:31:29,585
- ♫ Girls ♫
- ♫ What y'all tryin' to do? ♫
644
00:31:31,319 --> 00:31:35,657
♫ 24-karat magic in the air ♫
645
00:31:36,724 --> 00:31:37,891
♫ Head-to-toe ♫
646
00:31:37,893 --> 00:31:39,358
Whew!
647
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:40,359
♫ Uh, look out ♫
648
00:31:40,361 --> 00:31:41,795
(EVIL CHUCKLE)
649
00:31:41,797 --> 00:31:43,262
- ♫ Pop, pop, it's showtime ♫
- ♫ Showtime ♫
650
00:31:43,264 --> 00:31:44,330
- ♫ Showtime ♫
- ♫ Showtime ♫
651
00:31:44,332 --> 00:31:45,832
♫ Guess who's back again ♫
652
00:31:45,834 --> 00:31:47,601
- ♫ Oh, they don't know? ♫
- ♫ Go on, tell 'em ♫
653
00:31:47,603 --> 00:31:49,236
- ♫ Oh, they don't know? ♫
- ♫ Go on, tell 'em ♫
654
00:31:49,238 --> 00:31:51,270
♫ I'll bet they know
as soon as we walk in ♫
655
00:31:51,272 --> 00:31:52,506
- ♫ Sho' 'nuff ♫
- ♫ I'm wearin' Cuban links ♫
656
00:31:52,508 --> 00:31:54,173
- ♫ Designer'minks ♫
- ♫ Yeah ♫
657
00:31:54,175 --> 00:31:55,741
(BABBLING)
658
00:31:55,743 --> 00:31:57,844
♫ Don't look too hard,
might hurt yourself ♫
659
00:31:57,846 --> 00:32:00,116
♫ Known to give the color red
The blues ♫
660
00:32:01,215 --> 00:32:02,516
(GRUNTS)
661
00:32:02,518 --> 00:32:05,218
♫ Tell me whatcha tryin'
to do ♫
662
00:32:05,220 --> 00:32:09,855
♫ 24-karat magic in the air ♫
663
00:32:09,857 --> 00:32:12,161
(CHUCKLING)
664
00:32:13,828 --> 00:32:15,397
Ugh! Darn it.
665
00:32:16,330 --> 00:32:18,632
♫ Moon ♫
666
00:32:18,634 --> 00:32:21,601
- ♫ Girls ♫
- ♫ What y'all tryin' to do? ♫
667
00:32:21,603 --> 00:32:23,303
(LAUGHS)
668
00:32:23,305 --> 00:32:24,640
Oh!
669
00:32:28,376 --> 00:32:29,377
(WHIMPERS)
670
00:32:32,847 --> 00:32:34,783
(RAPID, HIGH-PITCHED GRUNTING)
671
00:32:37,185 --> 00:32:39,355
- ♫ Girls ♫
- ♫ What y'all tryin' to do? ♫
672
00:32:40,888 --> 00:32:42,322
♫ 24-karat... ♫
673
00:32:42,324 --> 00:32:43,757
(SONG PAUSES)
674
00:32:43,759 --> 00:32:46,729
♫ Put yo' pinky rings
up to the moon ♫
675
00:32:47,828 --> 00:32:48,830
(GRUNTS)
676
00:32:52,934 --> 00:32:54,934
Work it, Dracula.
677
00:32:54,936 --> 00:32:56,638
You know it.
678
00:32:57,806 --> 00:33:00,472
Oh! Lookin' good, Drac!
679
00:33:00,474 --> 00:33:01,841
Feeling good, Frank.
680
00:33:01,843 --> 00:33:04,411
Look at you, so fancy!
681
00:33:04,413 --> 00:33:05,979
What? This? Please.
682
00:33:05,981 --> 00:33:07,980
Ooh! Dressed to impress, huh?
683
00:33:07,982 --> 00:33:09,615
"Impress"? Oh.
684
00:33:09,617 --> 00:33:11,518
Who do I need to impress?
685
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,385
Hey, isn't that Captain Ericka?
686
00:33:13,387 --> 00:33:14,954
Oh, no! (STAMMERS)
687
00:33:14,956 --> 00:33:17,289
Uh, what? Eh, oh...
688
00:33:17,291 --> 00:33:18,691
GRIFFIN: Oops, no, not her.
689
00:33:18,693 --> 00:33:20,259
(ALL CACKLES)
690
00:33:20,261 --> 00:33:21,894
- Ooh, that's good!
- (DRACULA CHUCKLES)
691
00:33:21,896 --> 00:33:22,996
Very amusing.
692
00:33:22,998 --> 00:33:24,567
(CHUCKLES WEAKLY)
693
00:33:30,239 --> 00:33:32,404
(SIGHS)
694
00:33:32,406 --> 00:33:35,307
Sorry, Drac. You know, it's just...
we've never seen you like this.
695
00:33:35,309 --> 00:33:36,543
I know, I know.
696
00:33:36,545 --> 00:33:37,943
It doesn't make any sense.
697
00:33:37,945 --> 00:33:40,680
You can't Zing twice,
it's impossible!
698
00:33:40,682 --> 00:33:42,982
But I did! So now what?
699
00:33:42,984 --> 00:33:45,652
(GASPS) And what about Mavis?
700
00:33:45,654 --> 00:33:47,787
She wants you to be happy, right?
701
00:33:47,789 --> 00:33:50,624
I'm sure she'll go
with the flow.
702
00:33:50,626 --> 00:33:52,358
Oh, no, no, no!
703
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,827
Mavis needs me.
She depends on me.
704
00:33:54,829 --> 00:33:57,896
I need to be home
with my family.
705
00:33:57,898 --> 00:34:02,001
Hey, Murray here may be from Egypt,
but you're the one in
706
00:34:02,003 --> 00:34:03,536
"da Nile."
707
00:34:03,538 --> 00:34:05,038
(LAUGHS)
708
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:06,705
You guys get that?
709
00:34:06,707 --> 00:34:07,973
- (THUDS)
- Ow! You hit me right in the...
710
00:34:07,975 --> 00:34:08,978
Mavis!
711
00:34:12,713 --> 00:34:14,983
Don't say a word,
or I'll haunt your dreams.
712
00:34:16,518 --> 00:34:18,318
Having fun?
713
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,719
Oh, I'm having even more fun
now that you're here.
714
00:34:20,721 --> 00:34:24,824
You know, Dad, I feel really lucky
to have this time with you.
715
00:34:24,826 --> 00:34:27,726
All of us together,
it's really special.
716
00:34:27,728 --> 00:34:30,630
Me, too, spider-monkey.
717
00:34:30,632 --> 00:34:33,900
Now, are you ready for me to
destroy you in monster ball?
718
00:34:33,902 --> 00:34:36,670
- Whoo-hoo! Monster ball!
- (GIGGLES)
719
00:34:36,672 --> 00:34:37,936
Come on, Papa Drac!
720
00:34:37,938 --> 00:34:39,639
(CHUCKLES) Bring it on!
721
00:34:39,641 --> 00:34:42,244
For I am king of family fun!
722
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:48,615
Ha-ha! All right!
Who is ready to get pummeled?
723
00:34:48,617 --> 00:34:50,083
(WHIMPERING)
724
00:34:50,085 --> 00:34:52,318
I got to warn you,
725
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:55,322
I played second-team co-ed
intramural volleyball at Santa Cruz.
726
00:34:55,324 --> 00:34:58,023
- (MAVIS CHUCKLES)
- Sure, pal. Whatever you say.
727
00:34:58,025 --> 00:35:00,760
Everybody, just please
watch the hair.
728
00:35:00,762 --> 00:35:02,594
Watch the hair!
729
00:35:02,596 --> 00:35:04,998
Oh-ho-ho! Let's go!
Let's do this!
730
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,467
Oh, my gosh,
this is gonna be so much fun.
731
00:35:07,469 --> 00:35:08,835
MURRAY: Ha-ha! Get ready.
732
00:35:08,837 --> 00:35:10,438
Here comes the pain!
733
00:35:11,873 --> 00:35:13,009
(SCREAMING)
734
00:35:14,041 --> 00:35:16,876
- Spike!
- Not the hair! Not the hair!
735
00:35:16,878 --> 00:35:18,681
- Whoa!
- (WHIMPERS)
736
00:35:20,581 --> 00:35:22,916
No, no, no!
737
00:35:22,918 --> 00:35:24,050
(LAUGHS)
738
00:35:24,052 --> 00:35:26,952
- (ALL CHEERING)
- All right!
739
00:35:26,954 --> 00:35:30,123
FISH MAN:(OVER P.A.)Captain Ericka, you are needed on deck.
740
00:35:30,125 --> 00:35:33,525
Next stop...
Buh-bye, Dracula.
741
00:35:33,527 --> 00:35:35,063
Ha-ha! All right, baby!
742
00:35:35,896 --> 00:35:37,463
(DEEP SNARL)
743
00:35:37,465 --> 00:35:39,902
(SCREAMING)
744
00:35:41,670 --> 00:35:43,072
(BABBLING)
745
00:35:51,380 --> 00:35:52,815
(DISTORTED BABBLING)
746
00:35:54,081 --> 00:35:55,782
(ELECTRONIC FEEDBACK)
747
00:35:55,784 --> 00:35:57,384
(DISTORTED GRUNT)
748
00:35:57,386 --> 00:35:58,818
Oh, baby, I got this.
749
00:35:58,820 --> 00:36:00,387
Hey there, monsters.
750
00:36:00,389 --> 00:36:01,324
Huh?
751
00:36:03,824 --> 00:36:05,927
Yeah! What'd I say!
752
00:36:08,829 --> 00:36:11,067
ERICKA:We're arriving
at our first destination.
753
00:36:12,701 --> 00:36:14,036
(RUMBLING)
754
00:36:16,605 --> 00:36:19,838
The underwater volcano!
755
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:23,943
Everyone, grab your scuba gear
and get ready to explore
756
00:36:23,945 --> 00:36:26,349
the wonders of the sea.
757
00:36:26,982 --> 00:36:28,947
Especially you,
758
00:36:28,949 --> 00:36:30,518
Count Dracula.
759
00:36:33,587 --> 00:36:34,753
(CHUCKLES)
760
00:36:34,755 --> 00:36:36,489
You see that, pal?
She likes you.
761
00:36:36,491 --> 00:36:37,856
Oh, no, no, no.
762
00:36:37,858 --> 00:36:39,925
That sounds like a Zing
in full effect.
763
00:36:39,927 --> 00:36:41,827
Oh, no, no, no.
764
00:36:41,829 --> 00:36:43,530
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
765
00:36:43,532 --> 00:36:46,166
I'm just here to have family fun.
766
00:36:46,168 --> 00:36:48,471
Family, family, fun, fun.
767
00:37:07,054 --> 00:37:10,088
(HISSING, BUBBLING)
768
00:37:10,090 --> 00:37:12,527
Hmm, let's see.
What about here?
769
00:37:13,628 --> 00:37:15,131
- (HISSING)
- (YELLING)
770
00:37:18,967 --> 00:37:21,170
(ALL CHEERING, WHOOPING)
771
00:37:33,081 --> 00:37:35,084
Right this way, everyone.
772
00:37:47,161 --> 00:37:51,130
Welcome to one of the true wonders
of the underwater kingdom.
773
00:37:51,132 --> 00:37:54,666
I give you, Volcano del Fuego.
774
00:37:54,668 --> 00:37:56,969
Or, as the local sea life call it...
775
00:37:56,971 --> 00:37:58,640
(POPPING MOUTH)
776
00:38:16,224 --> 00:38:17,726
(PEDALS SQUEAKING)
777
00:38:43,951 --> 00:38:45,186
(MUFFLED YELLING)
778
00:38:50,157 --> 00:38:51,259
(DENNIS GIGGLES)
779
00:38:56,965 --> 00:38:58,831
DENNIS: Whee!
780
00:38:58,833 --> 00:39:01,237
(WHALE SINGING)
781
00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:53,385
(CHUCKLES)
782
00:39:53,387 --> 00:39:54,920
Aw, what a cute family.
783
00:39:54,922 --> 00:39:55,989
What? No, it's not.
784
00:39:55,991 --> 00:39:57,826
Argh! Dracula bad! Dracula bad!
785
00:40:02,663 --> 00:40:03,665
(GRUNTS)
786
00:40:24,318 --> 00:40:25,320
(GASPS)
787
00:40:30,992 --> 00:40:32,661
(PEDAL SQUEAKING)
788
00:40:52,947 --> 00:40:54,383
(STOMACH GRUMBLING)
789
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:07,827
(COUGHING)
790
00:41:07,829 --> 00:41:09,064
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
791
00:41:12,733 --> 00:41:14,099
GRIFFIN: Frank, we just ate.
792
00:41:14,101 --> 00:41:16,269
I can't believe
you're hungry already.
793
00:41:16,271 --> 00:41:18,003
I'm sorry.
You know what it is?
794
00:41:18,005 --> 00:41:19,938
It's all... Just all that seafood
just swimming around,
795
00:41:19,940 --> 00:41:21,907
and when I "see food..."
796
00:41:21,909 --> 00:41:25,010
Oh, man! I'm gone.
797
00:41:25,012 --> 00:41:27,947
Oh! Dracula, Dracula, Dracula!
798
00:41:27,949 --> 00:41:30,016
Dracula, Dracula!
799
00:41:30,018 --> 00:41:33,119
I get so close,
but it's almost like he's teasing me.
800
00:41:33,121 --> 00:41:35,353
I just...
I can't stand it anymore.
801
00:41:35,355 --> 00:41:36,658
I have to get him!
802
00:41:42,130 --> 00:41:43,132
(GRUNTING)
803
00:41:47,434 --> 00:41:50,869
Boy, that underwater volcano
looked hot.
804
00:41:50,871 --> 00:41:52,741
WITCHES: Mmm-hmm.
805
00:41:55,175 --> 00:41:56,441
(ALL GASPS)
806
00:41:56,443 --> 00:41:58,376
Oh... Hi, Bob.
807
00:41:58,378 --> 00:42:02,347
Right. We promised you we'd play,
uh, ping-pong now.
808
00:42:02,349 --> 00:42:04,916
Um, Dennis? Who is this?
809
00:42:04,918 --> 00:42:06,985
Uh, it's our friend, Bob.
810
00:42:06,987 --> 00:42:08,823
- Say hi, Bob.
- "Hi, Bob."
811
00:42:10,291 --> 00:42:13,291
Okay! Time to go play ping-pong.
812
00:42:13,293 --> 00:42:14,427
- FRANKENSTEIN: Drac!
- GRIFFIN: Drac!
813
00:42:14,429 --> 00:42:17,032
- Drac!
- Drac!
814
00:42:18,867 --> 00:42:21,066
Hey, boys, where's the fire?
815
00:42:21,068 --> 00:42:22,434
Oh, well, Griffin here, he...
816
00:42:22,436 --> 00:42:24,804
- He has something to tell you.
- Me? Uh...
817
00:42:24,806 --> 00:42:27,173
Oh. Yeah, I got this bite
on my hand, and since, you know,
818
00:42:27,175 --> 00:42:29,474
you're a biting expert,
I thought you could take a look.
819
00:42:29,476 --> 00:42:31,045
- Yeah. Come on over here.
- The light is better.
820
00:42:32,279 --> 00:42:33,815
Okay...
821
00:42:35,516 --> 00:42:37,916
Okay, what is going on?
822
00:42:37,918 --> 00:42:40,952
You guys are acting weirder than normal,
and your normal is pretty weird.
823
00:42:40,954 --> 00:42:42,954
You are not gonna believe
what we heard, but...
824
00:42:42,956 --> 00:42:45,557
(♫ VOCALIZING ♫)
825
00:42:45,559 --> 00:42:47,960
♫ Ericka loves the Drac ♫
826
00:42:47,962 --> 00:42:50,195
♫ She can't get enough
of that Drac ♫
827
00:42:50,197 --> 00:42:52,164
♫ Oh, yeah ♫
828
00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:53,465
♫ Drac is back ♫
829
00:42:53,467 --> 00:42:55,168
♫ He's got the Zing ♫
830
00:42:55,170 --> 00:42:57,003
♫ The Zinga-Zing ♫
831
00:42:57,005 --> 00:42:59,438
Shh. I told you
I don't want to upset Mavis.
832
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:02,175
- But what are you talking about?
- (CROWD GASPS)
833
00:43:02,177 --> 00:43:04,476
Okay, well, see, Frank got hungry,
so no surprise there...
834
00:43:04,478 --> 00:43:08,347
But we swam back to the ship,
and we found Ericka raving about you.
835
00:43:08,349 --> 00:43:10,182
She can't live without you, buddy.
836
00:43:10,184 --> 00:43:11,918
It's serious!
837
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:15,954
♫ You can't deny
the Zing, baby ♫
838
00:43:15,956 --> 00:43:19,358
So, Drac, this is great. Now, are you gonna
make a move on the captain, or what?
839
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:20,992
Uh, yes.
840
00:43:20,994 --> 00:43:23,496
- Maybe? No, no.
- Ugh.
841
00:43:23,498 --> 00:43:26,833
It's been a while.
I don't even know where to start.
842
00:43:26,835 --> 00:43:29,235
It's easy, Drac.
Just make some small talk.
843
00:43:29,237 --> 00:43:31,070
- And remember to smile.
- Look into her eyes.
844
00:43:31,072 --> 00:43:33,072
- Keep it casual.
- Say something funny.
845
00:43:33,074 --> 00:43:34,340
Ask her where her parts are from.
846
00:43:34,342 --> 00:43:36,041
Oh, and say
that her wrappings look nice.
847
00:43:36,043 --> 00:43:37,844
- "Do you like coffins?"
- Compliment her.
848
00:43:37,846 --> 00:43:39,845
- "Your neck looks delicious."
- GRIFFIN: Here she comes.
849
00:43:39,847 --> 00:43:42,248
Okay, Drac, hit it.
850
00:43:42,250 --> 00:43:44,449
Your delicious neck wrappings
are in a nice coffin.
851
00:43:44,451 --> 00:43:47,353
Would you like to see my parts?
852
00:43:47,355 --> 00:43:50,155
(IMITATES MISSILE WHISTLING
AND EXPLODING)
853
00:43:50,157 --> 00:43:52,257
Yes, I'd love to go out
with you.
854
00:43:52,259 --> 00:43:53,492
Ay! What?
855
00:43:53,494 --> 00:43:54,626
ALL: What?
856
00:43:54,628 --> 00:43:56,027
Cantina. Midnight.
857
00:43:56,029 --> 00:43:57,098
Don't be late.
858
00:44:06,875 --> 00:44:08,074
Phew!
859
00:44:08,076 --> 00:44:09,443
- That was a close one.
- (PANTING)
860
00:44:10,578 --> 00:44:13,079
(SNORTS, SNIFFING)
861
00:44:13,081 --> 00:44:15,818
- Wait! Stop it, Tinkles, stop!
- Wait, Tinkles. Come back.
862
00:44:25,659 --> 00:44:27,159
- DENNIS: Tinkles, stop!
- Wait!
863
00:44:27,161 --> 00:44:28,297
No, no, no!
864
00:44:34,168 --> 00:44:35,170
(THUDS)
865
00:44:35,637 --> 00:44:36,605
(GASPS)
866
00:44:38,672 --> 00:44:41,507
(GROWLING, BARKING)
867
00:44:41,509 --> 00:44:42,641
Tinkles, stop!
868
00:44:42,643 --> 00:44:45,110
(GASPING) I've been found!
869
00:44:45,112 --> 00:44:48,114
You'll never get me, monster!
870
00:44:48,116 --> 00:44:50,615
DENNIS: Shh! Tinkles, stop.
Shh! Shh!
871
00:44:50,617 --> 00:44:52,587
(YAPPING)
872
00:44:56,424 --> 00:44:58,460
(YAPPING FADES IN DISTANCE)
873
00:45:04,364 --> 00:45:05,867
Ew.
874
00:45:14,976 --> 00:45:20,445
FISH MAN:Everybody, we are pulling up
to our next stop, the Deserted Island.
875
00:45:20,447 --> 00:45:22,715
It's time to get lost
on the beach,
876
00:45:22,717 --> 00:45:28,123
and we hope you'll find yourself
some fun and relaxation.
877
00:45:29,456 --> 00:45:31,623
JONATHAN:
Whoo-hoo! Beach time!
878
00:45:31,625 --> 00:45:33,458
Johnny, you go set everything up.
879
00:45:33,460 --> 00:45:35,394
And, Dad, you go get in line
for the snow cones.
880
00:45:35,396 --> 00:45:38,164
You know, actually,
I was thinking you and Johnny
881
00:45:38,166 --> 00:45:39,998
should spend some time together.
882
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,434
What do you call it again?
Eh... date night?
883
00:45:42,436 --> 00:45:43,969
Date night?
884
00:45:43,971 --> 00:45:45,737
- What are you gonna do?
- Well, I thought
885
00:45:45,739 --> 00:45:48,106
me and the guys
would take this opportunity
886
00:45:48,108 --> 00:45:51,210
to spend some quality time
with Dennis.
887
00:45:51,212 --> 00:45:53,079
Oh. Okay.
That's a great idea.
888
00:45:53,081 --> 00:45:54,746
Come on, Johnny. Date night.
889
00:45:54,748 --> 00:45:57,518
Duh-duh-duh-duh-date night!
890
00:46:00,621 --> 00:46:02,491
(EXCITED SQUEAKING)
891
00:46:11,232 --> 00:46:12,398
(SATISFIED SQUEAK)
892
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,199
Okay, here you go!
893
00:46:14,201 --> 00:46:15,270
(PANTING)
894
00:46:19,340 --> 00:46:21,143
- Good girl!
- I got this one.
895
00:46:21,675 --> 00:46:22,677
(BARKING)
896
00:46:27,748 --> 00:46:30,181
- (RETCHES)
- (YAPPING IN DISTANCE)
897
00:46:30,183 --> 00:46:31,684
What was that?
898
00:46:31,686 --> 00:46:33,585
- (RUMBLING)
- It sounds like our children.
899
00:46:33,587 --> 00:46:36,422
- It is our children! Run!
- Run!
900
00:46:36,424 --> 00:46:38,490
Please! Help! Someone!
901
00:46:38,492 --> 00:46:40,458
Get the parents!
902
00:46:40,460 --> 00:46:43,396
Frank? Would you rub
some moon-screen on my back
903
00:46:43,398 --> 00:46:45,030
before I get burned?
904
00:46:45,032 --> 00:46:46,231
Wait one second, honey.
905
00:46:46,233 --> 00:46:47,565
You know, the kids buried me
in the sand.
906
00:46:47,567 --> 00:46:49,170
(KIDS GIGGLING)
907
00:46:54,074 --> 00:46:55,740
Mmm. Thanks, honey.
908
00:46:55,742 --> 00:46:58,244
- Shall we have another?
- Sure.
909
00:46:58,246 --> 00:47:01,579
- Sounds good.
- Straight up.
910
00:47:01,581 --> 00:47:03,715
Isn't this place amazing?
911
00:47:03,717 --> 00:47:06,719
Whoa! The menu is in a bottle!
912
00:47:06,721 --> 00:47:08,623
Genius! Isn't that awesome, honey?
913
00:47:11,125 --> 00:47:12,757
What? Oh, sorry.
914
00:47:12,759 --> 00:47:14,760
I was just thinking
about my dad.
915
00:47:14,762 --> 00:47:17,663
Don't you think
he's acting weird lately?
916
00:47:17,665 --> 00:47:21,099
Not really. Besides having
a huge crush on the captain.
917
00:47:21,101 --> 00:47:23,068
- What?
- (CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah.
918
00:47:23,070 --> 00:47:25,637
The Love Boat is definitely
making another run.
919
00:47:25,639 --> 00:47:27,405
No way. He's...
920
00:47:27,407 --> 00:47:29,675
He's my dad.
921
00:47:29,677 --> 00:47:31,476
I know, right? It's weird.
922
00:47:31,478 --> 00:47:35,313
When my parents kiss,
I still close my eyes.
923
00:47:35,315 --> 00:47:40,619
I guess I never thought about him
with anyone besides my mom.
924
00:47:40,621 --> 00:47:43,121
You're cool with it,
though, right?
925
00:47:43,123 --> 00:47:45,257
Of course. I want him
to be happy.
926
00:47:45,259 --> 00:47:46,261
Totally.
927
00:47:48,329 --> 00:47:50,161
Totally.
928
00:47:50,163 --> 00:47:52,266
(♫ PLAYING MARIACHI MUSIC ♫)
929
00:47:56,404 --> 00:47:58,871
Good evening, my friend.
930
00:47:58,873 --> 00:48:04,876
Have you a beverage
to quench me of my parchment?
931
00:48:04,878 --> 00:48:07,382
Yes, of course,
Mr. Chupacabra.
932
00:48:09,150 --> 00:48:11,282
(GOAT BLEATS)
933
00:48:11,284 --> 00:48:13,221
Thank you very much.(CHUCKLES)
934
00:48:15,590 --> 00:48:17,192
(GOAT SCREECHES)
935
00:48:29,170 --> 00:48:30,503
You look ravishing.
936
00:48:30,505 --> 00:48:31,603
Oh.
937
00:48:31,605 --> 00:48:32,804
Uh, thank you. I just...
938
00:48:32,806 --> 00:48:34,308
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
939
00:48:34,875 --> 00:48:36,078
(EXCLAIMS)
940
00:48:43,351 --> 00:48:45,217
So, um...
941
00:48:45,219 --> 00:48:48,286
Does Captain Ericka
have a last name?
942
00:48:48,288 --> 00:48:49,755
Uh, oh, uh...
943
00:48:49,757 --> 00:48:51,891
Oh, guacamole!
944
00:48:51,893 --> 00:48:53,425
"Ericka Guacamole"?
945
00:48:53,427 --> 00:48:56,762
That's so... international.
946
00:48:56,764 --> 00:49:00,565
(CHUCKLES)
No. Guacamole for us to share.
947
00:49:00,567 --> 00:49:02,934
Oh, how beautiful
is that full moon tonight?
948
00:49:02,936 --> 00:49:04,371
Look. Right behind you.
949
00:49:08,775 --> 00:49:12,244
Mmm! The food here
is to die for.
950
00:49:12,246 --> 00:49:15,349
(BOTH MOANING)
951
00:49:22,889 --> 00:49:26,824
Holy moly,
that was a lot of guacamole.
952
00:49:26,826 --> 00:49:29,195
Are you feeling all right?
953
00:49:29,197 --> 00:49:31,864
- Totally fine. Why?
- No reason.
954
00:49:31,866 --> 00:49:33,731
(STOMACH GROWLING)
955
00:49:33,733 --> 00:49:35,400
Oh...
956
00:49:35,402 --> 00:49:38,836
There must have been garlic
in the guacamole.
957
00:49:38,838 --> 00:49:40,371
- Oh, no.
- (GROANS)
958
00:49:40,373 --> 00:49:41,840
Isn't that deadly for you?
959
00:49:41,842 --> 00:49:43,811
No, no, no.
It's just that I'm...
960
00:49:44,744 --> 00:49:46,413
Garlic intolerant.
961
00:49:49,483 --> 00:49:50,785
(FARTS)
962
00:49:52,219 --> 00:49:53,855
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
963
00:49:54,721 --> 00:49:55,890
Was that you?
964
00:49:57,724 --> 00:50:00,492
(GIGGLING) Whoo!
965
00:50:00,494 --> 00:50:01,726
Oh, yeah!
966
00:50:01,728 --> 00:50:03,929
Dolphin surfing!
967
00:50:03,931 --> 00:50:05,333
(DOLPHIN CLICKING)
968
00:50:06,567 --> 00:50:09,204
(BOTH LAUGHING)
969
00:50:11,505 --> 00:50:12,637
Whoa!
970
00:50:12,639 --> 00:50:14,572
Hi, Mama. Hi, Papa.
971
00:50:14,574 --> 00:50:15,708
Hey-hey.
972
00:50:15,710 --> 00:50:17,443
- Oh! Hey there.
- (GRUNTS)
973
00:50:17,445 --> 00:50:19,445
- Papa.
- Hidey-ho!
974
00:50:19,447 --> 00:50:20,646
Hi.
975
00:50:20,648 --> 00:50:23,014
(CHUCKLES)
Is my dad in there, too?
976
00:50:23,016 --> 00:50:25,351
(MONSTERS GASPS)
977
00:50:25,353 --> 00:50:27,619
GRIFFIN:(AS DRACULA)
Don't worry, I'm over here. Blah, blah-blah.
978
00:50:27,621 --> 00:50:31,659
(GIGGLES) No, Papa Drac's not here.
He's on his date.
979
00:50:32,425 --> 00:50:33,527
Date?
980
00:50:36,429 --> 00:50:38,896
Please, forgive me, I...
981
00:50:38,898 --> 00:50:40,599
I'm just very nervous.
982
00:50:40,601 --> 00:50:42,568
You see,
983
00:50:42,570 --> 00:50:47,809
I haven't had a date since...
my wife died.
984
00:50:49,844 --> 00:50:51,777
How old was your daughter?
985
00:50:51,779 --> 00:50:53,746
She was just an infant.
986
00:50:53,748 --> 00:50:55,713
It was hard being a single dad,
987
00:50:55,715 --> 00:50:58,252
but I... I did my best.
988
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:03,688
I never knew my mother, either.
989
00:51:03,690 --> 00:51:04,856
Or my father.
990
00:51:04,858 --> 00:51:07,059
Oh, I'm so sorry.
991
00:51:07,061 --> 00:51:08,594
Who raised you?
992
00:51:08,596 --> 00:51:10,663
My great-grandfather.
993
00:51:10,665 --> 00:51:13,365
I basically grew up on this ship.
994
00:51:13,367 --> 00:51:15,601
That's why you're a captain.
995
00:51:15,603 --> 00:51:18,871
Yeah. It's all I've ever known.
996
00:51:18,873 --> 00:51:21,376
It was just expected.
997
00:51:22,342 --> 00:51:23,842
You know, a family thing.
998
00:51:23,844 --> 00:51:27,780
I understand,
family is everything.
999
00:51:27,782 --> 00:51:30,548
You have to honor the past.
1000
00:51:30,550 --> 00:51:32,820
But we make our own future.
1001
00:51:46,067 --> 00:51:48,066
- MAVIS: Dad?
- Mavis!
1002
00:51:48,068 --> 00:51:50,605
- JONATHAN:(CRUNCHES) Mmm.
- Johnny!
1003
00:51:52,972 --> 00:51:58,010
Captain Ericka and I were just...
discussing the hospitality industry.
1004
00:51:58,012 --> 00:52:00,079
You know, just work stuff.
1005
00:52:00,081 --> 00:52:01,646
You're working now?
1006
00:52:01,648 --> 00:52:03,548
This is supposed to be a vacation.
1007
00:52:03,550 --> 00:52:04,949
A family vacation.
1008
00:52:04,951 --> 00:52:08,586
I should really go...
do captain-y things.
1009
00:52:08,588 --> 00:52:11,623
Dad, you said you were gonna
spend time with Dennis.
1010
00:52:11,625 --> 00:52:14,827
Dennis. Dennis? Dennis.
1011
00:52:14,829 --> 00:52:17,595
Oh! Yeah, you're right.
Where is that kid?
1012
00:52:17,597 --> 00:52:20,132
Denisovich?
You're supposed to be with me.
1013
00:52:20,134 --> 00:52:22,400
Come on now, kid, it's family time.
1014
00:52:22,402 --> 00:52:23,904
Quit hiding. Dennis?
1015
00:52:25,472 --> 00:52:26,672
What was that about?
1016
00:52:26,674 --> 00:52:27,972
You mean your dad's date?
1017
00:52:27,974 --> 00:52:30,976
It wasn't a date.
It was... work stuff.
1018
00:52:30,978 --> 00:52:32,144
Uh-huh.
1019
00:52:32,146 --> 00:52:33,978
I'm telling you, Johnny,
1020
00:52:33,980 --> 00:52:35,813
there is something
about that woman I don't trust.
1021
00:52:35,815 --> 00:52:38,916
But you want your dad
to be happy, right?
1022
00:52:38,918 --> 00:52:40,418
Yes. Just...
1023
00:52:40,420 --> 00:52:42,454
Just not with her.
1024
00:52:42,456 --> 00:52:44,155
(CRUNCHING)
Mmm. Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1025
00:52:44,157 --> 00:52:45,590
Heads up, honey.
1026
00:52:45,592 --> 00:52:47,760
This guac is loaded
with garlic.
1027
00:52:47,762 --> 00:52:48,830
Garlic?
1028
00:52:51,699 --> 00:52:52,764
(GASPS)
1029
00:52:52,766 --> 00:52:54,132
(STOMACH GRUMBLES)
1030
00:52:54,134 --> 00:52:55,566
(SQUEAKY FART)
1031
00:52:55,568 --> 00:52:57,871
Aww! That was a cute toot, honey.
1032
00:53:05,112 --> 00:53:08,416
(LAUGHING AND BARKING)
1033
00:53:15,155 --> 00:53:17,990
- We've been up all night!
- Let's stay up all day, too!
1034
00:53:17,992 --> 00:53:19,891
- Let's get wild!
- (LAUGHS)
1035
00:53:19,893 --> 00:53:22,628
(BOTH HOWLING)
1036
00:53:22,630 --> 00:53:24,898
(LAUGHING AND BARKING)
1037
00:53:32,605 --> 00:53:34,606
- Ericka!
- (SHRIEKS) What?
1038
00:53:34,608 --> 00:53:37,976
- (SIGHS)
- Just where have you been, young lady?
1039
00:53:37,978 --> 00:53:40,445
Uh... doing work.
1040
00:53:40,447 --> 00:53:42,447
Wearing that?
1041
00:53:42,449 --> 00:53:44,983
You were with him! I know it!
1042
00:53:44,985 --> 00:53:46,952
Who? (CHUCKLES)
1043
00:53:46,954 --> 00:53:49,086
"Who?" You know who!
1044
00:53:49,088 --> 00:53:51,657
You've been sneaking around
my back
1045
00:53:51,659 --> 00:53:54,992
trying to kill Dracula again,
haven't you?
1046
00:53:54,994 --> 00:53:57,795
So what if I have?
I am a grown woman!
1047
00:53:57,797 --> 00:53:59,097
I have the right to kill
whoever I want.
1048
00:53:59,099 --> 00:54:01,566
It's not just about you.
1049
00:54:01,568 --> 00:54:04,869
You could have ruined
the legacy.
1050
00:54:04,871 --> 00:54:07,639
What if he discovered
who you were?
1051
00:54:07,641 --> 00:54:10,943
I know. I wasn't thinking.
There's just something about him
1052
00:54:10,945 --> 00:54:12,878
that just drives me crazy!
1053
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,012
I just, I see him,
and I want to...
1054
00:54:15,014 --> 00:54:16,148
Punch him?
1055
00:54:16,150 --> 00:54:18,851
Uh... I guess.
1056
00:54:18,853 --> 00:54:20,918
Just, I can't wait
to get this over with.
1057
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:23,155
Don't worry,
it won't be long now.
1058
00:54:23,157 --> 00:54:26,592
Once you recover the instrument
of destruction,
1059
00:54:26,594 --> 00:54:28,594
no one can stop us.
1060
00:54:28,596 --> 00:54:30,465
Not even Dracula!
1061
00:54:31,532 --> 00:54:33,902
- Oh. Excuse me.
- Spies!
1062
00:54:35,735 --> 00:54:36,536
(GRUNTS)
1063
00:54:38,572 --> 00:54:40,905
Now, quickly,
before someone comes!
1064
00:54:40,907 --> 00:54:43,175
- (GASPS)
- (GRUNTING)
1065
00:54:43,177 --> 00:54:44,612
(VAN HELSING YELPS)
1066
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:53,554
(HORN BLOWING)
1067
00:55:00,226 --> 00:55:02,027
(P.A. CHIMES)
1068
00:55:02,029 --> 00:55:04,663
FISH MAN:Everyone assemble on the forward deck.
1069
00:55:04,665 --> 00:55:08,566
We are arriving
at our final destination.
1070
00:55:08,568 --> 00:55:10,135
From the depths of creation,
1071
00:55:10,137 --> 00:55:13,871
the mighty city has risen
once again.
1072
00:55:13,873 --> 00:55:16,675
Home to the greatest
monster civilization
1073
00:55:16,677 --> 00:55:18,577
the world has ever known,
1074
00:55:18,579 --> 00:55:23,282
far surpassing Athens and Rome
in art, culture and sophistication.
1075
00:55:23,284 --> 00:55:28,623
I give you the legendary
lost city of... Atlantis.
1076
00:55:49,208 --> 00:55:51,011
(PASSENGERS GASPS)
1077
00:55:53,746 --> 00:55:56,914
(YELLS) It's a giant Kraken!
1078
00:55:56,916 --> 00:55:59,784
♫ There's a place
you've gotta be ♫
1079
00:55:59,786 --> 00:56:03,121
♫ A thousand leagues
beneath the sea ♫
1080
00:56:03,123 --> 00:56:08,025
♫ And it's waiting over here
for you and me ♫
1081
00:56:08,027 --> 00:56:09,327
(CAMERA CLICKS)
1082
00:56:09,329 --> 00:56:12,597
♫ Gonna take you for a ride ♫
1083
00:56:12,599 --> 00:56:15,967
♫ But first
you've gotta come inside ♫
1084
00:56:15,969 --> 00:56:20,905
♫ Get ready,
for the party's on tonight ♫
1085
00:56:20,907 --> 00:56:25,110
♫ So relax and just unwind ♫
1086
00:56:25,112 --> 00:56:28,614
♫ Leave your worries
all behind ♫
1087
00:56:28,616 --> 00:56:32,786
♫ And get ready,
for the party's on tonight ♫
1088
00:56:42,996 --> 00:56:45,963
Welcome to Atlantis!
1089
00:56:45,965 --> 00:56:48,666
THE KRAKEN:♫ So get ready ♫
1090
00:56:48,668 --> 00:56:50,869
♫ Ready ♫
1091
00:56:50,871 --> 00:56:51,873
Oh!
1092
00:56:52,905 --> 00:56:56,941
♫ It's party time ♫
1093
00:56:56,943 --> 00:56:58,212
(BURBLING)
1094
00:57:00,748 --> 00:57:02,014
(BURBLES)
1095
00:57:02,016 --> 00:57:03,818
♫ It's party time! ♫
1096
00:57:05,853 --> 00:57:07,985
Ooh. I am so excited!
(CHUCKLES)
1097
00:57:07,987 --> 00:57:09,290
MONSTER: Come to Daddy!
1098
00:57:10,324 --> 00:57:11,923
(ALL CHEERING)
1099
00:57:11,925 --> 00:57:13,291
- Oh.
- FISH MAN: Twenty-eight black!
1100
00:57:13,293 --> 00:57:14,860
(ALL CHEERING)
1101
00:57:14,862 --> 00:57:15,797
Oh!
1102
00:57:17,864 --> 00:57:20,365
- Ahhh!
- Oh, no, you don't.
1103
00:57:20,367 --> 00:57:23,367
Last time you gambled,
you lost an arm and a leg. Literally!
1104
00:57:23,369 --> 00:57:25,369
- Replacement limbs...
- MONSTER: I'll raise you 40.
1105
00:57:25,371 --> 00:57:27,838
...aren't just lying around
like they were in the old days.
1106
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:30,141
So, no gambling.
1107
00:57:30,143 --> 00:57:31,275
Frank!
1108
00:57:31,277 --> 00:57:33,213
Yes, dear! Got it!
No gambling!
1109
00:57:39,753 --> 00:57:41,420
- DENNIS: Tinkles, stop.
- Wait.
1110
00:57:41,422 --> 00:57:43,722
- Stop it, Tinkles, stop.
- Ah! Wait!
1111
00:57:43,724 --> 00:57:44,859
(MONSTERS SCREAMING)
1112
00:57:47,226 --> 00:57:49,260
Have you guys seen Mavis?
I have to find her.
1113
00:57:49,262 --> 00:57:50,762
Why? What's going on?
1114
00:57:50,764 --> 00:57:52,798
I'm going to tell her
about Ericka.
1115
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:55,266
I can't lie
to my own daughter anymore.
1116
00:57:55,268 --> 00:57:58,170
She's the most important person
in the world to me.
1117
00:57:58,172 --> 00:58:00,174
I have to tell her the truth.
1118
00:58:02,375 --> 00:58:04,211
Right after I talk to Ericka.
1119
00:58:05,179 --> 00:58:06,478
(FRANKENSTEIN SNICKERING)
1120
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:07,682
Hey.
1121
00:58:09,916 --> 00:58:11,248
All right, I'm all...
1122
00:58:11,250 --> 00:58:13,318
Frank, are you sure
you know what you're doing?
1123
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:16,024
I got this. I'm all in.
1124
00:58:19,192 --> 00:58:21,126
Johnny, have you seen
my dad?
1125
00:58:21,128 --> 00:58:23,862
- Maybe he's with Bob.
- Why would he be with Bob?
1126
00:58:23,864 --> 00:58:25,864
Bob's a great guy.
1127
00:58:25,866 --> 00:58:27,934
- Oh, there he is.
- Who? Bob?
1128
00:58:45,284 --> 00:58:48,186
There he is! Hi, Bob!
(LAUGHING)
1129
00:58:48,188 --> 00:58:49,454
(GRUNTS)
1130
00:58:49,456 --> 00:58:51,224
(GROANING)
1131
00:59:41,375 --> 00:59:42,376
(YELPS)
1132
01:00:02,362 --> 01:00:03,364
(GRUNTING)
1133
01:00:13,574 --> 01:00:14,776
Oh.
1134
01:00:25,552 --> 01:00:27,889
(SNARLING)
1135
01:00:33,393 --> 01:00:34,862
(RAT SQUEAKS)
1136
01:00:52,612 --> 01:00:54,080
(GASPS)
1137
01:01:27,213 --> 01:01:28,416
There it is.
1138
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:41,962
(GASPS)
1139
01:01:46,933 --> 01:01:48,400
You saved my life.
1140
01:01:48,402 --> 01:01:50,335
Of course. Why wouldn't I?
1141
01:01:50,337 --> 01:01:53,972
I just... can't believe
you would do that for a human.
1142
01:01:53,974 --> 01:01:57,007
Humans, monsters,
what's the difference?
1143
01:01:57,009 --> 01:02:00,045
Yeah, right. Right.
1144
01:02:00,047 --> 01:02:02,280
Wait. What are you doing here?
1145
01:02:02,282 --> 01:02:06,117
Oh, uh... Well, you know,
vampires can predict the future,
1146
01:02:06,119 --> 01:02:09,153
so I knew you would
need my help.
1147
01:02:09,155 --> 01:02:11,389
Ha! Never heard that before.
1148
01:02:11,391 --> 01:02:13,458
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a well-known fact.
1149
01:02:13,460 --> 01:02:14,659
(STAMMERS)
1150
01:02:14,661 --> 01:02:16,327
What are you doing here?
1151
01:02:16,329 --> 01:02:17,461
Oh! Uh...
1152
01:02:17,463 --> 01:02:19,563
Well, I'm here to get that.
1153
01:02:19,565 --> 01:02:21,532
Yeah, it's a family heirloom.
1154
01:02:21,534 --> 01:02:26,170
Yeah, it was lost at sea,
and my great-grandfather is... Was!
1155
01:02:26,172 --> 01:02:29,507
Uh, was totally obsessed
with getting it back.
1156
01:02:29,509 --> 01:02:33,947
So, anywho, thanks for saving my life,
but I can take it from...
1157
01:02:35,449 --> 01:02:36,450
(GASPS)
1158
01:02:38,552 --> 01:02:39,684
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
1159
01:02:39,686 --> 01:02:41,219
Got to be a little more careful.
1160
01:02:41,221 --> 01:02:43,121
How many times
can you save my life, right?
1161
01:02:43,123 --> 01:02:45,590
I don't know. Every time?
(CHUCKLES)
1162
01:02:45,592 --> 01:02:48,162
Really? Well, then...
1163
01:02:54,201 --> 01:02:55,703
(♫ TANGO MUSIC PLAYING ♫)
1164
01:03:01,641 --> 01:03:02,643
(CRASHING)
1165
01:03:20,527 --> 01:03:21,529
(GASPS)
1166
01:03:22,728 --> 01:03:24,064
Wow!
1167
01:03:38,244 --> 01:03:39,612
(PANTING)
1168
01:03:41,581 --> 01:03:44,552
(SIGHS)
Ah, that was incredible.
1169
01:03:55,728 --> 01:03:57,362
Oh, uh...
1170
01:03:57,364 --> 01:04:00,467
Don't you want to get
your family heirloom thingy?
1171
01:04:01,300 --> 01:04:03,103
Oh. Right.
1172
01:04:08,375 --> 01:04:10,541
(CHUCKLES) Got it.
1173
01:04:10,543 --> 01:04:12,012
(RUMBLING)
1174
01:04:37,204 --> 01:04:39,403
(BOTH PANTING)
1175
01:04:39,405 --> 01:04:41,405
- Mmm.
- (CHUCKLING)
1176
01:04:41,407 --> 01:04:43,273
Oh, here, let me get that for you.
1177
01:04:43,275 --> 01:04:45,543
(DRACULA AND ERICKA CHUCKLING)
1178
01:04:45,545 --> 01:04:46,713
Dad!
1179
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:49,646
Mavis!
1180
01:04:49,648 --> 01:04:51,449
What are you doing to my father?
1181
01:04:51,451 --> 01:04:53,418
ERICKA: Wait! Whoa. Whoa!
1182
01:04:53,420 --> 01:04:55,686
Mavis, stop! Put her down!
1183
01:04:55,688 --> 01:04:59,190
No! She's trying to hurt you.
Why can't you see that?
1184
01:04:59,192 --> 01:05:00,592
(GROANING)
1185
01:05:00,594 --> 01:05:03,460
Because I...
1186
01:05:03,462 --> 01:05:05,697
Because I Zinged.
1187
01:05:05,699 --> 01:05:07,197
- (ERICKA GRUNTS)
- What?
1188
01:05:07,199 --> 01:05:09,736
I Zinged... with Ericka.
1189
01:05:10,904 --> 01:05:13,204
No, that can't be true.
1190
01:05:13,206 --> 01:05:14,739
You only Zing once.
1191
01:05:14,741 --> 01:05:17,374
That's what I thought, too.
1192
01:05:17,376 --> 01:05:19,677
"Zing"? What's a Zing?
1193
01:05:19,679 --> 01:05:23,715
Uh, well, it's a thing
for monsters.
1194
01:05:23,717 --> 01:05:26,518
It's kind of like our
"love at first sight."
1195
01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:29,353
What? No. No, no, no.
1196
01:05:29,355 --> 01:05:31,688
- You don't even know me.
- Well, not yet.
1197
01:05:31,690 --> 01:05:34,191
- But we're just...
- No, you don't understand.
1198
01:05:34,193 --> 01:05:35,726
I can't be with you.
1199
01:05:35,728 --> 01:05:38,663
I could never be
with someone like you.
1200
01:05:38,665 --> 01:05:39,800
I could never be with
1201
01:05:40,733 --> 01:05:41,835
a monster.
1202
01:05:52,579 --> 01:05:55,345
Dad, I'm so sorry.
1203
01:05:55,347 --> 01:05:57,150
- I...
- It doesn't matter.
1204
01:05:59,451 --> 01:06:01,187
You heard what she said.
1205
01:06:08,762 --> 01:06:10,597
But a Zing never lies.
1206
01:06:24,878 --> 01:06:26,847
Ha! You got it! (CHUCKLES)
1207
01:06:27,947 --> 01:06:29,382
Yes.
1208
01:06:31,817 --> 01:06:33,617
(LAUGHING)
1209
01:06:33,619 --> 01:06:36,320
Now that we have
the instrument of destruction,
1210
01:06:36,322 --> 01:06:39,257
our family legacy will be
fulfilled.
1211
01:06:39,259 --> 01:06:43,760
But first, we'll draw them in
with a dance party!
1212
01:06:43,762 --> 01:06:46,463
I love to dance.
1213
01:06:46,465 --> 01:06:48,568
- (♫ OLD-TIMEY MUSIC PLAYING ♫)
- (LAUGHING)
1214
01:07:00,413 --> 01:07:01,980
EUNICE:
Frank, could you zip me up?
1215
01:07:01,982 --> 01:07:03,947
We're gonna be late. (GASPS)
1216
01:07:03,949 --> 01:07:06,251
Where did you get those?
1217
01:07:06,253 --> 01:07:08,452
Uh, see, (STAMMERS)
here's the funny thing.
1218
01:07:08,454 --> 01:07:11,356
I lost my hands gambling, but...
It's no big deal!
1219
01:07:11,358 --> 01:07:13,423
Look, I got these
from the seafood buffet.
1220
01:07:13,425 --> 01:07:15,793
Look at this. Clickety-click,
click, clack, clack, click, click.
1221
01:07:15,795 --> 01:07:18,199
I kind of like 'em.
I like 'em.
1222
01:07:24,036 --> 01:07:25,637
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm.
1223
01:07:25,639 --> 01:07:27,438
Mmm. Mmm.
1224
01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:28,576
A-ha!
1225
01:07:36,650 --> 01:07:37,914
(GASPS)
1226
01:07:37,916 --> 01:07:39,920
(SOBS, SQUEALING)
1227
01:07:43,857 --> 01:07:45,757
(SQUEAKING)
1228
01:07:45,759 --> 01:07:47,527
(BOTH SQUEAKING EXCITEDLY)
1229
01:07:52,032 --> 01:07:53,865
Ah, I guess the party's this way.
1230
01:07:53,867 --> 01:07:54,802
Whoo!
1231
01:07:55,934 --> 01:07:57,404
Whoa!
1232
01:07:59,005 --> 01:08:00,773
(EXCITED CHATTER)
1233
01:08:04,376 --> 01:08:05,679
(GASPS)
1234
01:08:06,746 --> 01:08:07,748
Wow.
1235
01:08:10,449 --> 01:08:13,016
Let's get this party started right!
1236
01:08:13,018 --> 01:08:14,485
- Whoo-hoo!
- All right!
1237
01:08:14,487 --> 01:08:15,489
- (ALL GASPS)
- MONSTER: What?
1238
01:08:16,855 --> 01:08:18,455
EUNICE: Huh?
1239
01:08:18,457 --> 01:08:21,459
I thought they said
the party was this way.
1240
01:08:21,461 --> 01:08:24,298
(♫ ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC
PLAYING IN DISTANCE ♫)
1241
01:08:32,805 --> 01:08:34,841
(♫ MUSIC GROWING LOUDER ♫)
1242
01:08:47,787 --> 01:08:49,986
DJ in a clamshell?
1243
01:08:49,988 --> 01:08:52,490
(GASPS) I'm so jealous.
1244
01:08:52,492 --> 01:08:54,962
- (♫ DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES ♫)
- (RUMBLING)
1245
01:09:07,107 --> 01:09:08,606
(SPOTLIGHTS WHOOSHING)
1246
01:09:08,608 --> 01:09:09,909
(ALL CHEERING)
1247
01:09:13,579 --> 01:09:14,581
(ALL WHOOPING)
1248
01:09:18,984 --> 01:09:20,586
(♫ DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES ♫)
1249
01:09:23,722 --> 01:09:25,091
(WHOOPING)
1250
01:09:30,462 --> 01:09:32,965
(CRYSTAL AND GRIFFIN LAUGHING,
WHOOPING)
1251
01:09:39,139 --> 01:09:43,107
I can't believe my dad Zinged
with someone who's trying to kill him.
1252
01:09:43,109 --> 01:09:45,509
Yeah, the Zing makes you do
crazy things.
1253
01:09:45,511 --> 01:09:47,745
Really, Johnny?
1254
01:09:47,747 --> 01:09:52,517
What's most important to understand
is that love is an infinite enigma
1255
01:09:52,519 --> 01:09:54,785
that is beyond our understanding.
1256
01:09:54,787 --> 01:09:58,156
You and I were two halves,
a world apart.
1257
01:09:58,158 --> 01:10:01,192
But then we followed the strands
of destiny
1258
01:10:01,194 --> 01:10:02,959
and were brought together.
1259
01:10:02,961 --> 01:10:05,929
And our halves made one whole.
1260
01:10:05,931 --> 01:10:08,132
But what if she and he...
1261
01:10:08,134 --> 01:10:11,701
You must release all the negativity
and look within.
1262
01:10:11,703 --> 01:10:13,741
Your bond is unbreakable.
1263
01:10:15,875 --> 01:10:17,942
You're right, honey. Wow.
1264
01:10:17,944 --> 01:10:19,443
Thanks.
1265
01:10:19,445 --> 01:10:21,812
Whoa, you sounded pretty smart, Dad.
1266
01:10:21,814 --> 01:10:23,848
Oh, that? Yeah, it was just
the philosophy
1267
01:10:23,850 --> 01:10:26,616
of Sifu Sing from my favorite
TV show when I was a kid,
1268
01:10:26,618 --> 01:10:28,218
Kung Fu Shaolin Monk Master.
1269
01:10:28,220 --> 01:10:29,887
Anyways,
let's get back to dancing!
1270
01:10:29,889 --> 01:10:31,024
Cool.
1271
01:10:35,194 --> 01:10:37,762
Dad? You have to talk
to Ericka.
1272
01:10:37,764 --> 01:10:38,862
- What?
- I know.
1273
01:10:38,864 --> 01:10:40,697
I know what I said before,
1274
01:10:40,699 --> 01:10:43,567
but maybe I overreacted
a teensy bit.
1275
01:10:43,569 --> 01:10:45,870
It's just the thought
of losing you.
1276
01:10:45,872 --> 01:10:49,005
What? What are you
talking about, losing me?
1277
01:10:49,007 --> 01:10:51,041
Well, obviously,
after you get married,
1278
01:10:51,043 --> 01:10:53,009
you're gonna live on the ship
and travel around the world...
1279
01:10:53,011 --> 01:10:55,612
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down, Mavis.
1280
01:10:55,614 --> 01:10:57,848
There are two things
I can promise you.
1281
01:10:57,850 --> 01:11:03,687
One, nothing can ever take me
from you and all my family.
1282
01:11:03,689 --> 01:11:06,960
Two, I will never live
on a boat.
1283
01:11:09,496 --> 01:11:11,963
You're my cute little tarantula.
1284
01:11:11,965 --> 01:11:14,098
How could I ever leave you?
1285
01:11:14,100 --> 01:11:16,099
Now, seriously, go talk to her.
1286
01:11:16,101 --> 01:11:18,503
I can't.
You heard what she said,
1287
01:11:18,505 --> 01:11:21,205
she could never be
with someone like me.
1288
01:11:21,207 --> 01:11:23,540
No, Dad.
You're just a half,
1289
01:11:23,542 --> 01:11:27,044
and you have to follow your destiny
to find an infinite whole.
1290
01:11:27,046 --> 01:11:28,879
You sound like Johnny.
1291
01:11:28,881 --> 01:11:31,781
Point is,
you can't deny a Zing.
1292
01:11:31,783 --> 01:11:34,552
Monster, human, unicorn...
1293
01:11:34,554 --> 01:11:35,622
It doesn't matter.
1294
01:11:36,288 --> 01:11:38,591
So go to her! Now!
1295
01:11:40,059 --> 01:11:41,692
Okay. I'm on it.
1296
01:11:41,694 --> 01:11:43,193
(MUSIC STOPS)
1297
01:11:43,195 --> 01:11:44,728
DJ: Hey, man,
you're not allowed up here.
1298
01:11:44,730 --> 01:11:47,231
The DJ booth is a sacred space.
(SCREAMS)
1299
01:11:47,233 --> 01:11:48,635
- (THUDS)
- (DJ GROANS)
1300
01:11:50,636 --> 01:11:51,902
(ALL GASPS)
1301
01:11:51,904 --> 01:11:54,237
(GROWLS, BARKING)
1302
01:11:54,239 --> 01:11:56,240
No. Tinkles, quiet.
1303
01:11:56,242 --> 01:11:57,775
Who is this?
1304
01:11:57,777 --> 01:12:02,178
Ha! I know you recognize me,
your greatest rival.
1305
01:12:02,180 --> 01:12:05,081
Hmm. Oh, right.
1306
01:12:05,083 --> 01:12:08,184
You own that Holiday Inn
down by the airport.
1307
01:12:08,186 --> 01:12:12,822
No! It is I,
Abraham Van Helsing.
1308
01:12:12,824 --> 01:12:14,291
Van Helsing?
1309
01:12:14,293 --> 01:12:16,160
After all these years?
1310
01:12:16,162 --> 01:12:18,065
You look... awful.
1311
01:12:19,299 --> 01:12:22,266
Always with the quick insults.
1312
01:12:22,268 --> 01:12:24,802
Well, this will shut you up.
1313
01:12:24,804 --> 01:12:26,704
And all monsters.
1314
01:12:26,706 --> 01:12:30,741
Eh, huh? That's just Ericka's
family heirloom thingy.
1315
01:12:30,743 --> 01:12:33,244
(EVIL CHUCKLE)
Good one, Ericka.
1316
01:12:33,246 --> 01:12:34,778
Ericka?
1317
01:12:34,780 --> 01:12:36,147
You fool.
1318
01:12:36,149 --> 01:12:39,016
Not only is she
the ship's captain,
1319
01:12:39,018 --> 01:12:40,918
but she also happens
to be...
1320
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:42,221
(SNICKERING)
1321
01:12:43,256 --> 01:12:45,659
Wait. You tell him.
1322
01:12:47,292 --> 01:12:49,962
I'm his great-granddaughter.
1323
01:12:51,296 --> 01:12:54,031
I'm Ericka Van Helsing.
1324
01:12:54,033 --> 01:12:57,034
(GASPS) I knew there was
something wrong with her.
1325
01:12:57,036 --> 01:12:58,302
But...
1326
01:12:58,304 --> 01:13:01,105
(STAMMERS)
See, what happened...
1327
01:13:01,107 --> 01:13:03,139
Now that we're all caught up,
1328
01:13:03,141 --> 01:13:05,977
let's get back to the dying.
1329
01:13:05,979 --> 01:13:11,382
Behold, the key to the demise
of all monsters.
1330
01:13:11,384 --> 01:13:12,618
(ALL GASPS)
1331
01:13:14,252 --> 01:13:15,621
(ALL GASPS)
1332
01:13:16,722 --> 01:13:18,125
(SCREAMS HYSTERICALLY)
1333
01:13:21,627 --> 01:13:22,692
(CRACKS KNUCKLES)
1334
01:13:22,694 --> 01:13:23,893
(GROANS)
1335
01:13:23,895 --> 01:13:25,196
Let's see.
1336
01:13:25,198 --> 01:13:27,831
Right... Okay.
1337
01:13:27,833 --> 01:13:30,901
(♫ PLAYING ELECTRONIC,
SYNCOPATED RIFF ♫)
1338
01:13:30,903 --> 01:13:33,070
Listen to the melody
1339
01:13:33,072 --> 01:13:34,942
of your destruction.
1340
01:13:38,043 --> 01:13:40,410
Ooh, what's this little
doodad do?
1341
01:13:40,412 --> 01:13:41,745
(♫ TURNS UP BASS ♫)
1342
01:13:41,747 --> 01:13:43,282
Yeah!
1343
01:13:51,858 --> 01:13:55,092
(♫ SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES
IN DISTANCE ♫)
1344
01:13:55,094 --> 01:13:57,631
(EYES MATCHING
SYNCOPATED RHYTHM)
1345
01:14:00,733 --> 01:14:02,903
(DEEP RUMBLING)
1346
01:14:05,738 --> 01:14:08,008
Hey, look! It's the Kraken.
1347
01:14:10,208 --> 01:14:12,244
(ROARS)
1348
01:14:16,916 --> 01:14:18,051
(MUSIC STOPS)
1349
01:14:19,752 --> 01:14:22,719
- (♫ RESUMES SYNCOPATED RIFF ♫)
- (BABBLING ROAR)
1350
01:14:22,721 --> 01:14:24,056
Everybody out! Now!
1351
01:14:36,335 --> 01:14:38,736
We're trapped! Everybody back!
1352
01:14:38,738 --> 01:14:40,107
(PANICKED SCREAMS)
1353
01:14:41,340 --> 01:14:42,807
(BABBLING GROWL)
1354
01:14:42,809 --> 01:14:45,112
- (GRIFFIN GASPS)
- (YELLS)
1355
01:14:52,217 --> 01:14:53,720
(GROWLING)
1356
01:14:55,287 --> 01:14:56,454
(CACKLES)
1357
01:14:56,456 --> 01:14:58,125
(WINNIE SCREAMS)
1358
01:15:00,126 --> 01:15:02,061
- (TINKLES GROWLING)
- BOTH: Yay!
1359
01:15:03,930 --> 01:15:05,732
(ALL WHIMPERING)
1360
01:15:09,502 --> 01:15:11,102
Baby!
1361
01:15:11,104 --> 01:15:12,769
Papa!
1362
01:15:12,771 --> 01:15:14,041
(SQUEAKY GRUNTING)
1363
01:15:22,982 --> 01:15:24,818
This has to stop now!
1364
01:15:25,984 --> 01:15:26,983
Drac, no!
1365
01:15:26,985 --> 01:15:27,953
Ah!
1366
01:15:29,221 --> 01:15:30,222
(YELLS)
1367
01:15:31,224 --> 01:15:32,391
(STRAINED GRUNTING)
1368
01:15:39,799 --> 01:15:40,964
(SCREAMS)
1369
01:15:40,966 --> 01:15:42,066
Dad!
1370
01:15:42,068 --> 01:15:43,467
(GRUNTS)
1371
01:15:43,469 --> 01:15:44,968
Mavis!
1372
01:15:44,970 --> 01:15:47,907
Time for the immortal Dracula
to die.
1373
01:15:49,775 --> 01:15:52,211
(♫ PLAYING DRAMATIC
ORCHESTRAL MUSIC ♫)
1374
01:15:58,885 --> 01:16:00,151
Dad!
1375
01:16:00,153 --> 01:16:01,788
(STRAINED YELLING)
1376
01:16:06,192 --> 01:16:07,226
No!
1377
01:16:08,827 --> 01:16:09,862
Ericka!
1378
01:16:10,863 --> 01:16:12,199
(GRUNTING)
1379
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,266
Bob! Help!
1380
01:16:15,268 --> 01:16:16,470
Huh?
1381
01:16:19,872 --> 01:16:21,004
Tinkles?
1382
01:16:21,006 --> 01:16:22,173
Dennis.
1383
01:16:22,175 --> 01:16:24,875
Oh, no.
Bob is Tinkles?
1384
01:16:24,877 --> 01:16:26,276
How did he get here?
1385
01:16:26,278 --> 01:16:28,280
But thank goodness he did,
'cause look!
1386
01:16:34,086 --> 01:16:36,021
(THE KRAKEN GROWLING)
1387
01:16:46,899 --> 01:16:48,235
(BELLOWING)
1388
01:17:09,221 --> 01:17:10,486
You can't do this!
1389
01:17:10,488 --> 01:17:12,324
You're wrong about monsters!
1390
01:17:13,492 --> 01:17:16,360
Dracula... He saved my life.
1391
01:17:16,362 --> 01:17:17,628
What?
1392
01:17:17,630 --> 01:17:19,495
I'm so sorry, Drac.
1393
01:17:19,497 --> 01:17:21,965
I was trying to kill you
this whole time,
1394
01:17:21,967 --> 01:17:24,535
but then I realized
how wrong I was.
1395
01:17:24,537 --> 01:17:26,573
How wrong all of this is.
1396
01:17:28,073 --> 01:17:29,940
And then I...
1397
01:17:29,942 --> 01:17:31,144
I Zinged.
1398
01:17:32,411 --> 01:17:34,344
"Zing"? What's a Zing?
1399
01:17:34,346 --> 01:17:35,612
It's a monster thing.
1400
01:17:35,614 --> 01:17:37,414
You wouldn't understand.
1401
01:17:37,416 --> 01:17:40,017
It's like true love.
1402
01:17:40,019 --> 01:17:41,084
Love?
1403
01:17:41,086 --> 01:17:42,354
(GROWLING)
1404
01:17:44,457 --> 01:17:47,223
Well, I guess the legacy
ends with me.
1405
01:17:47,225 --> 01:17:49,159
Hmm, that's an awkward ending.
(CHUCKLES)
1406
01:17:49,161 --> 01:17:50,361
ERICKA: Nope!
1407
01:17:50,363 --> 01:17:52,999
It's time to start
a new legacy.
1408
01:17:54,033 --> 01:17:56,503
A monster-human legacy.
1409
01:17:57,670 --> 01:17:59,102
No!
1410
01:17:59,104 --> 01:18:01,006
(♫ PLAYING POUNDING DANCE BEAT ♫)
1411
01:18:05,344 --> 01:18:09,280
Drac! Van Helsing's beats are controlling
the giant octopus thingy.
1412
01:18:09,282 --> 01:18:13,284
If there's one thing I hate,
it's an evil DJ.
1413
01:18:13,286 --> 01:18:16,189
We need positive energy!
1414
01:18:22,394 --> 01:18:25,528
Get ready for a DJ battle!
1415
01:18:25,530 --> 01:18:28,464
You just carry all that stuff
around with you?
1416
01:18:28,466 --> 01:18:31,669
Once a bar mitzvah DJ,
always a bar mitzvah DJ.
1417
01:18:31,671 --> 01:18:35,539
We're gonna use good music
to defeat his evil music.
1418
01:18:35,541 --> 01:18:38,174
- What?
- Trust me, I know the tunes,
1419
01:18:38,176 --> 01:18:40,076
but you've got the power.
1420
01:18:40,078 --> 01:18:42,111
All right. Okay.
1421
01:18:42,113 --> 01:18:45,382
Opening song needs to be
off the shizak.
1422
01:18:45,384 --> 01:18:47,487
Ooh, got it. Play this!
(GIGGLES)
1423
01:18:49,055 --> 01:18:51,187
(♫ "GOOD VIBRATIONS" PLAYING ♫)
1424
01:18:51,189 --> 01:18:53,156
♫ I'm picking up
good vibrations ♫
1425
01:18:53,158 --> 01:18:54,290
(WHOOPING)
1426
01:18:54,292 --> 01:18:56,994
♫ She's giving me excitations ♫
1427
01:18:56,996 --> 01:18:59,295
- ♫ Good ♫
- ♫ I'm picking up ♫
1428
01:18:59,297 --> 01:19:01,065
♫ Good vibrations ♫
1429
01:19:01,067 --> 01:19:02,566
♫ She's giving me ♫
1430
01:19:02,568 --> 01:19:04,133
♫ Excitations ♫
1431
01:19:04,135 --> 01:19:05,969
♫ Good, good, good ♫
1432
01:19:05,971 --> 01:19:07,338
- ♫ Good vibrations ♫
- (ALL CHEERING)
1433
01:19:07,340 --> 01:19:08,539
♫ She's giving me... ♫
1434
01:19:08,541 --> 01:19:10,406
What is that noise?
1435
01:19:10,408 --> 01:19:13,242
♫ I'm picking up
good vibrations ♫
1436
01:19:13,244 --> 01:19:14,978
♫ She's giving me
excitations ♫
1437
01:19:14,980 --> 01:19:16,379
Wow! I like this one.
1438
01:19:16,381 --> 01:19:18,214
This feels good.
1439
01:19:18,216 --> 01:19:20,284
- ♫ Good vibrations ♫
- (LAUGHING)
1440
01:19:20,286 --> 01:19:22,318
The fool.
1441
01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:24,424
- (♫ "GOOD VIBRATIONS" FADES ♫)
- (♫ PLAYING POUNDING DANCE BEAT ♫)
1442
01:19:28,426 --> 01:19:30,996
- (BABBLING)
- (ALL SCREAMING)
1443
01:19:33,431 --> 01:19:34,367
(GASPS)
1444
01:19:46,412 --> 01:19:49,345
Whoa! His music is too powerful!
1445
01:19:49,347 --> 01:19:51,682
We're gonna need something
even more positive.
1446
01:19:51,684 --> 01:19:52,953
Now, Drac!
1447
01:19:55,054 --> 01:19:57,290
(♫ "DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY"
PLAYING ♫)
1448
01:20:01,394 --> 01:20:03,229
♫ So don't worry ♫
1449
01:20:04,697 --> 01:20:06,230
♫ Be happy ♫
1450
01:20:06,232 --> 01:20:07,397
♫ Don't worry ♫
1451
01:20:07,399 --> 01:20:10,067
- Really?
- It has a nice message.
1452
01:20:10,069 --> 01:20:13,637
♫ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh ♫
1453
01:20:13,639 --> 01:20:15,304
♫ Don't worry ♫
1454
01:20:15,306 --> 01:20:16,807
♫ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh ♫
1455
01:20:16,809 --> 01:20:18,342
♫ Be happy ♫
1456
01:20:18,344 --> 01:20:19,809
♫ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... ♫
1457
01:20:19,811 --> 01:20:22,579
I've had enough of this nonsense!
1458
01:20:22,581 --> 01:20:25,217
(♫ PLAYING POUNDING,
SYNCOPATED RIFF ♫)
1459
01:20:25,818 --> 01:20:27,320
(LOW GROWL)
1460
01:20:32,291 --> 01:20:33,726
(RUMBLING)
1461
01:20:37,662 --> 01:20:39,830
(ALL SCREAMING)
1462
01:20:39,832 --> 01:20:42,569
(♫ SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES ♫)
1463
01:20:43,368 --> 01:20:45,268
(GROWLING)
1464
01:20:45,270 --> 01:20:48,605
Johnny, we need the most
brain-dominating,
1465
01:20:48,607 --> 01:20:52,375
toe-tappinating song
in the history of all the universe.
1466
01:20:52,377 --> 01:20:53,545
(GROWLING)
1467
01:20:55,747 --> 01:20:58,417
JONATHAN:
Come on. Where is it?
1468
01:21:00,418 --> 01:21:02,553
I don't know!
1469
01:21:02,555 --> 01:21:04,254
There's too many choices.
1470
01:21:04,256 --> 01:21:06,790
(♫ ELECTRONIC,
SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES ♫)
1471
01:21:06,792 --> 01:21:08,791
No, wait!
1472
01:21:08,793 --> 01:21:11,631
This... is... it.
1473
01:21:14,466 --> 01:21:15,866
(SYNCOPATED RIFF STOPS)
1474
01:21:15,868 --> 01:21:19,205
(♫ "MACARENA"
PLAYING FAINTLY ♫)
1475
01:21:24,409 --> 01:21:25,709
What the...
1476
01:21:25,711 --> 01:21:28,213
(♫ MUSIC GROWING LOUDER ♫)
1477
01:21:40,326 --> 01:21:42,194
Boy, that stinks.
1478
01:21:48,367 --> 01:21:50,733
It's working!
1479
01:21:50,735 --> 01:21:52,738
(♫ "MACARENA" CONTINUES ♫)
1480
01:21:57,510 --> 01:22:02,513
Hey, Johnny's corny music
is defeating the evil music.
1481
01:22:02,515 --> 01:22:03,847
I kind of like it.
1482
01:22:03,849 --> 01:22:05,585
WITCHES: Ooh!
1483
01:22:08,753 --> 01:22:10,489
(♫ VLAD SINGS ALONG ♫)
1484
01:22:11,890 --> 01:22:13,757
(SCREAMS)
1485
01:22:13,759 --> 01:22:15,328
- (♫ "MACARENA" CONTINUES ♫)
- (♫ PLAYING SYNCOPATED RIFF ♫)
1486
01:22:17,363 --> 01:22:19,432
(♫ "MACARENA" DROWNING OUT
SYNCOPATED RIFF ♫)
1487
01:22:21,667 --> 01:22:24,104
(♫ DANCING TO THE TUNE
OF "MACARENA" ♫)
1488
01:22:26,271 --> 01:22:28,472
No!
1489
01:22:28,474 --> 01:22:30,643
- (♫ "MACARENA" BEAT CONTINUES ♫)
- (HAPPY SHOUTS)
1490
01:22:48,293 --> 01:22:50,626
Argh! Ahhh! Whoo!
1491
01:22:50,628 --> 01:22:53,666
I'm a slave to the rhythm!
1492
01:22:55,533 --> 01:22:58,802
(♫ SCREAMING ALONG TO "MACARENA" ♫)
1493
01:22:58,804 --> 01:22:59,870
(SONG STOPS)
1494
01:22:59,872 --> 01:23:01,141
No!
1495
01:23:03,442 --> 01:23:05,375
Drac, what are you doing?
1496
01:23:05,377 --> 01:23:07,544
You got to be greater
than the haters!
1497
01:23:07,546 --> 01:23:10,416
(SCREAMING)
1498
01:23:11,417 --> 01:23:13,186
- (WINGS FLAPPING)
- Huh?
1499
01:23:23,328 --> 01:23:24,361
Why?
1500
01:23:24,363 --> 01:23:27,263
Why, after everything,
1501
01:23:27,265 --> 01:23:29,398
would you save my life?
1502
01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:32,835
Because basically
we are all the same.
1503
01:23:32,837 --> 01:23:36,440
Claws or hands, two eyes
or three eyes.
1504
01:23:36,442 --> 01:23:38,474
- Green skin.
- No skin.
1505
01:23:38,476 --> 01:23:39,875
- Prickly.
- Brainy.
1506
01:23:39,877 --> 01:23:40,813
(BARKS)
1507
01:23:42,780 --> 01:23:44,751
(STAMMERS SOFTLY)
1508
01:23:45,551 --> 01:23:46,853
I'm sorry.
1509
01:23:48,586 --> 01:23:49,955
(MUFFLED YELLING)
1510
01:23:53,725 --> 01:23:55,726
Ew. (EXHALES)
1511
01:23:55,728 --> 01:23:57,864
You are amazing.
1512
01:24:08,540 --> 01:24:11,344
Look at me, Dennis.
Look at me.
1513
01:24:12,577 --> 01:24:15,344
Come on,
you can't deny it.
1514
01:24:15,346 --> 01:24:17,416
No! I'm too young to Zing!
1515
01:24:22,354 --> 01:24:24,553
Well, I feel kind of silly now.
1516
01:24:24,555 --> 01:24:28,392
Heh. For decades
I have hunted your kind,
1517
01:24:28,394 --> 01:24:29,992
persecuted you.
1518
01:24:29,994 --> 01:24:31,631
(DISGRUNTLED CHATTER)
1519
01:24:33,032 --> 01:24:36,235
The only thing I can do
to make it up to you is
1520
01:24:37,469 --> 01:24:38,768
give you, eh...
1521
01:24:38,770 --> 01:24:40,036
(STAMMERS)
1522
01:24:40,038 --> 01:24:42,039
a 30% refund.
1523
01:24:42,041 --> 01:24:44,543
- (ANGRY CHATTER)
- Preposterous!
1524
01:24:45,911 --> 01:24:47,744
Oh, all right.
1525
01:24:47,746 --> 01:24:48,945
Full refund.
1526
01:24:48,947 --> 01:24:50,949
(ALL CHEERING)
1527
01:24:59,925 --> 01:25:02,659
(TIRED GROANS AND CHATTER)
1528
01:25:02,661 --> 01:25:04,660
(PANTING)
1529
01:25:04,662 --> 01:25:05,665
(SCREECHING)
1530
01:25:09,702 --> 01:25:11,337
(SNIFFING)
1531
01:25:13,404 --> 01:25:15,571
- (GROWLING)
- (HIGH-PITCHED YIPPING)
1532
01:25:15,573 --> 01:25:16,742
(TINKLES YIPPING)
1533
01:25:17,643 --> 01:25:19,543
(PUPPIES BARKING)
1534
01:25:19,545 --> 01:25:22,478
GRIFFIN: Wayne, Wanda,
what happened to you guys?
1535
01:25:22,480 --> 01:25:25,081
CRYSTAL: Yeah, we, like,
hardly saw you on the cruise.
1536
01:25:25,083 --> 01:25:27,383
Yeah, I know.
1537
01:25:27,385 --> 01:25:29,352
We got tranquilized and spent
most of the trip locked in a closet.
1538
01:25:29,354 --> 01:25:32,058
(SIGHS) We're gonna book it again
for the holidays.
1539
01:25:38,063 --> 01:25:39,562
Hi. Checking in?
1540
01:25:39,564 --> 01:25:41,598
Yes. Thank you.
1541
01:25:41,600 --> 01:25:43,569
- Great. I have a room all ready for you.
- (ERICKA AND DRACULA GIGGLING)
1542
01:25:45,403 --> 01:25:47,571
Hey, buddy, would you mind?
1543
01:25:47,573 --> 01:25:48,675
- Sure thing, pal.
- (ERICKA LAUGHS)
1544
01:25:52,677 --> 01:25:53,746
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
1545
01:25:57,515 --> 01:25:59,051
(DRACULA GIGGLING)
1546
01:26:02,820 --> 01:26:04,521
(LAUGHING)
1547
01:26:04,523 --> 01:26:08,424
Okay, what's going on,
sneaky-pants?
1548
01:26:08,426 --> 01:26:10,459
Oh, nothing.
1549
01:26:10,461 --> 01:26:14,666
It's just, I wanted to make sure
nobody would bother us.
1550
01:26:15,501 --> 01:26:17,099
Oh! Why?
1551
01:26:17,101 --> 01:26:19,769
Are you going to suck-a my blood?
Blah, blah-blah.
1552
01:26:19,771 --> 01:26:20,972
(CHUCKLES)
1553
01:26:21,672 --> 01:26:23,473
No.
1554
01:26:23,475 --> 01:26:26,142
I was going to ask you
1555
01:26:26,144 --> 01:26:27,846
if you would marry me.
1556
01:26:29,014 --> 01:26:30,414
(INQUISITIVE GRUNT)
1557
01:26:30,416 --> 01:26:31,884
(GASPS)
1558
01:26:32,850 --> 01:26:34,985
Well? What do you say?
1559
01:26:34,987 --> 01:26:36,521
Will you marry me?
1560
01:26:40,125 --> 01:26:42,462
(STAMMERS) I... I...
1561
01:26:43,194 --> 01:26:44,896
Woobee deeba doobee?
1562
01:26:46,665 --> 01:26:47,833
Wha...
1563
01:26:50,034 --> 01:26:52,537
I mean, I...
woobee doobeedee?
1564
01:26:55,006 --> 01:26:56,440
(GROANS)
1565
01:26:56,442 --> 01:26:58,110
MONSTERS: What did she say?
1566
01:26:59,510 --> 01:27:01,446
Uh... I'm not sure.
1567
01:27:04,649 --> 01:27:05,982
Yes!
1568
01:27:05,984 --> 01:27:06,986
(GASPS)
1569
01:27:08,820 --> 01:27:10,555
Whee!
1570
01:27:13,992 --> 01:27:16,026
(CHEERING, WHOOPING)
1571
01:27:16,028 --> 01:27:17,764
- ♫ I see love ♫
- (GREMLIN CACKLING)
1572
01:27:19,030 --> 01:27:20,095
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1573
01:27:20,097 --> 01:27:23,098
♫ I see love around me ♫
1574
01:27:23,100 --> 01:27:25,771
- (GREMLIN CACKLES)
- ♫ From a river to a flood ♫
1575
01:27:27,773 --> 01:27:30,507
♫ I see love around me ♫
1576
01:27:30,509 --> 01:27:33,543
♫ Love around me ♫
1577
01:27:33,545 --> 01:27:37,547
♫ All of you helped me
find my heart ♫
1578
01:27:37,549 --> 01:27:41,517
♫ I didn't even know my name ♫
1579
01:27:41,519 --> 01:27:45,088
♫ Then I was blinded
by the dark ♫
1580
01:27:45,090 --> 01:27:48,224
♫ My eyes will never
look the same ♫
1581
01:27:48,226 --> 01:27:51,827
♫ Come on, let's run
and get lost in the crowd ♫
1582
01:27:51,829 --> 01:27:55,831
♫ Into the light
as the night's coming down ♫
1583
01:27:55,833 --> 01:27:59,568
♫ I'm double-tapping,
I'm focusing now ♫
1584
01:27:59,570 --> 01:28:01,640
♫ We're focusing now ♫
1585
01:28:02,707 --> 01:28:04,710
♫ I see love ♫
1586
01:28:06,944 --> 01:28:09,012
♫ I see love around me ♫
1587
01:28:09,014 --> 01:28:10,112
(CACKLING)
1588
01:28:10,114 --> 01:28:12,518
♫ From a river to a flood ♫
1589
01:28:14,286 --> 01:28:16,785
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- (CACKLING)
1590
01:28:16,787 --> 01:28:17,790
(SCREAMS)
1591
01:28:19,625 --> 01:28:20,723
(♫ MUSIC RESUMES ♫)
1592
01:28:20,725 --> 01:28:22,862
♫ From a river to a flood ♫
1593
01:28:25,063 --> 01:28:27,664
♫ I see love around me ♫
1594
01:28:27,666 --> 01:28:29,732
♫ Love around me ♫
1595
01:28:29,734 --> 01:28:33,702
♫ Come on, let's run
and get lost in the crowd ♫
1596
01:28:33,704 --> 01:28:37,574
♫ Into the light
as the night's coming down ♫
1597
01:28:37,576 --> 01:28:40,910
- ♫ I'm double-tapping, I'm focusing now ♫
- Ha-ha!
1598
01:28:40,912 --> 01:28:43,215
♫ We're focusing now ♫
1599
01:28:44,750 --> 01:28:46,282
(GRIFFIN WHOOPS, LAUGHS)
1600
01:28:46,284 --> 01:28:48,285
♫ I see love ♫
1601
01:28:48,287 --> 01:28:50,586
(MOTOR WHIRRING)
1602
01:28:50,588 --> 01:28:53,656
♫ I see love around me ♫
1603
01:28:53,658 --> 01:28:55,961
♫ From a river to a flood ♫
1604
01:28:58,029 --> 01:29:00,897
♫ I see love around me ♫
1605
01:29:00,899 --> 01:29:02,197
♫ Love around me ♫
1606
01:29:02,199 --> 01:29:04,703
♫ I see love ♫
1607
01:29:05,770 --> 01:29:09,039
♫ I see love ♫
1608
01:29:09,041 --> 01:29:11,511
♫ From a river to a flood ♫
1609
01:29:13,612 --> 01:29:16,248
- ♫ I see love around me ♫
- (BURPS)
1610
01:29:17,181 --> 01:29:19,848
♫ I see love ♫
1611
01:29:19,850 --> 01:29:21,987
(♫ "FLOAT" PLAYING ♫)
1612
01:29:26,958 --> 01:29:28,090
(GREMLIN CACKLING)
1613
01:29:28,092 --> 01:29:30,125
♫ No, I can't be patient ♫
1614
01:29:30,127 --> 01:29:32,128
♫ Pullin' up
in this spaceship ♫
1615
01:29:32,130 --> 01:29:33,830
♫ Don't need no destination ♫
1616
01:29:33,832 --> 01:29:35,898
♫ Baby, come on ♫
1617
01:29:35,900 --> 01:29:38,200
♫ Don't need
to complicate this ♫
1618
01:29:38,202 --> 01:29:40,336
♫ We're lifting off
of this pavement ♫
1619
01:29:40,338 --> 01:29:44,074
♫ I'll take you to that place
where we can vibe on ♫
1620
01:29:44,076 --> 01:29:48,010
♫ There ain't nothin'
but a slow ride ♫
1621
01:29:48,012 --> 01:29:52,682
♫ So, come on, let's catch
some more vibes ♫
1622
01:29:52,684 --> 01:29:55,887
♫ Baby, let me get
by your side ♫
1623
01:29:56,887 --> 01:29:59,222
♫ And hold on ♫
1624
01:29:59,224 --> 01:30:01,927
♫ Wanna float away with you ♫
1625
01:30:03,327 --> 01:30:06,064
♫ Wanna float away with you ♫
1626
01:30:07,799 --> 01:30:10,069
♫ Nothing else I'd rather do ♫
1627
01:30:11,802 --> 01:30:16,772
♫ Wanna float away with you ♫
1628
01:30:16,774 --> 01:30:19,008
♫ You, baby ♫
1629
01:30:19,010 --> 01:30:20,977
- ♫ Away, yeah ♫
- (CACKLES)
1630
01:30:20,979 --> 01:30:22,978
♫ Away, yeah ♫
1631
01:30:22,980 --> 01:30:24,849
♫ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♫
1632
01:30:26,251 --> 01:30:28,718
♫ Sun over that ocean ♫
1633
01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:30,820
- ♫ Sippin' on that potion ♫
- (CRASHING)
1634
01:30:30,822 --> 01:30:33,693
♫ Don't matter where we
rollin', baby, come on ♫
1635
01:30:34,960 --> 01:30:36,825
♫ Your love prescription ♫
1636
01:30:36,827 --> 01:30:38,794
♫ Is gettin' me so lifted ♫
1637
01:30:38,796 --> 01:30:42,766
♫ 'Bout to take this trip
where we can vibe on ♫
1638
01:30:42,768 --> 01:30:45,267
♫ There ain't nothin'
but a slow ride ♫
1639
01:30:45,269 --> 01:30:47,070
♫ Slow ride ♫
1640
01:30:47,072 --> 01:30:49,705
♫ So, come on, let's catch
some more vibes ♫
1641
01:30:49,707 --> 01:30:51,141
♫ More vibes ♫
1642
01:30:51,143 --> 01:30:53,980
♫ Baby, let me get
by your side ♫
1643
01:30:55,247 --> 01:30:57,847
♫ And hold on ♫
1644
01:30:57,849 --> 01:31:02,017
♫ Wanna float away with you ♫
1645
01:31:02,019 --> 01:31:06,289
- ♫ Wanna float away with you ♫
- (GREMLINS CACKLES)
1646
01:31:06,291 --> 01:31:09,224
♫ Nothing else I'd rather do ♫
1647
01:31:09,226 --> 01:31:10,360
(WHOOPING)
1648
01:31:10,362 --> 01:31:12,829
♫ Wanna float away with you ♫
1649
01:31:12,831 --> 01:31:14,230
♫ Float ♫
1650
01:31:14,232 --> 01:31:17,836
♫ Wanna float away with you ♫
1651
01:31:20,072 --> 01:31:22,041
(♫ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING ♫)152100
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