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Tony:
MOTHER OF GOD!
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Mason: MOM, DO YOU THINK
UNCLE TONY NEEDS US
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TO LET
THE AMBULANCE GUYS IN?
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WE ARE A FAMILY, MASON.
OKAY?
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AND SOMETIMES FAMILY MEANS
LOCKING OUT EMERGENCY PERSONNEL
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UNTIL YOUR UNCLE PROMISES
TO WORK ON HIS HEART HEALTH.
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YOU LISTENING, TONY?
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I DO NOT NEGOTIATE
WITH TERRORISTS, MASON.
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OPEN THE DOOR FOR THE EMTs.
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STAY RIGHT THERE, BABY.
MOM?
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YOU UNCLE
ISN'T GOING TO DIE.
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TRUST ME.
I'M A HEALTHCARE PROFESSIONAL.
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YOU'RE A MASSEUSE.
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YEAH, AND I'VE HAD SEVERAL MEN
DIE ON MY MASSAGE TABLE,
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SO I THINK I KNOW
WHAT DEATH LOOKS LIKE.
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OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
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I'M JUST TRYING TO BE
A GOOD SISTER, OKAY?
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IT'S WHAT YOUR WIFE
WOULD HAVE WANTED.
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MAYBE. 10 MINUTES, I'LL BE
IN HEAVEN. I CAN ASK HER.
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CAN I AT LEAST GIVE HIM
SOME ICE TO CHEW ON?
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NOT IF YOU LOVE HIM,
BABY.
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THIS IS FAMILY.
YOU CAN'T GET SOFT.
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SORRY FOR THE HOLDUP, NIKO.
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YOU WANT SOME COFFEE?
[ European accent ]
OH, DO YOU HAVE TEA?
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I HAVE TICKLE
IN MY THROAT TODAY.
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IT'S THE WORST.
THE WORST?
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'CAUSE I THINK I MIGHT
HAVE IT BEAT
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WITH THE TICKLE IN MY AORTA!
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THEN JUST SAY YOU'LL RETIRE
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AND LET SOMEBODY ELSE RUN
THE REPAIR BUSINESS.
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WHO CAN I TRUST TO BE
THE NEW MR. JIFFY FIX, HUH? WHO?
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HE JUST GOT KICKED OUT
OF SEMINARY SCHOOL...
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NO CLUE.
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YOUR SON.
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THAT KNUCKLEHEAD
WAS IN SEMINARY SCHOOL?
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[ HORN HONKS ]
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THANKS FOR THE SAFE DRIVING,
CLARENCE.
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I WOULD KEEP GOING, BUT THIS
TEXT FROM MY DAD SEEMS URGENT.
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SOMETHING ABOUT IT SAYS
HE REALLY NEEDS ME.
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[ Caribbean accent ]
IT'S ALWAYS GREAT TO BE NEEDED.
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WELL, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME,
AND I AM LOVING IT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
ALL RIGHT. BYE, GUYS.
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All: BYE, JACK!
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Woman:
CONGRATS ON BEING NEEDED!
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[ MICHAEL FRANTI'S "SAY HEY"
PLAYS ]
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♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
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♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪
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Jack:
CALL ME CORNBALL,
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BUT I'VE ALWAYS SEARCHED
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FOR A WAY TO MAKE MY DAD
PROUD OF ME.
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SO FAR, I HAVEN'T FOUND ONE.
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NOW IS MY CHANCE TO TRY HARDER.
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JACK!
LONG TIME NO SEE.
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CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW.
MY DAD NEEDS ME.
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THIS TIME, I WON'T SCREW IT UP.
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MY DAD NEEDS ME.
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♪ COME ON, HEY, PAPA,
HEY, PAPA ♪
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♪ HEY, MAMA, HEY, MAMA ♪
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WELL! LOOK WHO'S HERE.
[ LAUGHS ]
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JACK SHEA -- BACK AGAIN.
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WHAT DID YOU SCREW UP
THIS TIME?
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PARK RANGER?
NAVY S.E.A.L.?
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DALAI LAMA?
[ LAUGHS ]
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I WAS IN SEMINARY SCHOOL
AND DIDN'T SCREW ANYTHING UP.
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THEY JUST FAILED TO APPRECIATE
MY IDEAS
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ON MAKING THE BIBLE
A LITTLE LESS LONG AND PREACHY.
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ALWAYS TRYING
TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL
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TILL YOU SHOOT YOURSELF
IN THE FOOT.
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THAT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE,
IN THE POLICE ACADEMY.
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I HEARD IT HAPPENED
IN THE ARMY, TOO.
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HA!
YOU THOUGHT WRONG.
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I SHOT MY LIEUTENANT'S FOOT
IN THE ARMY.
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MY FOOT WAS FINE.
[ LAUGHS ]
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OKAY. WELL, THIS WAS NICE.
I'M GONNA GO NOW, MR. BAYNOR.
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OH, AND SAY HELLO
TO YOUR IRRESPONSIBLE DAUGHTER
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THE STRIPPER, WITH KIDS
FROM THREE DIFFERENT DADS.
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HEY.
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I DIDN'T KNOW. I DIDN'T KNOW.
I'M SO SORRY.
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♪ I BEEN A LOT OF PLACES
ALL AROUND THE WAY ♪
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♪ I SEEN A LOT OF JOY,
AND I SEEN A LOT OF PAIN ♪
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♪ BUT I DON'T WANT TO WRITE
A LOVE SONG FOR THE WORLD ♪
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♪ I JUST WANT TO WRITE A SONG
ABOUT A BOY AND A GIRL ♪
DAD!
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♪ JUNKIES ON THE CORNER
ALWAYS CALLING MY NAME ♪
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
AUNT TERRY?
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♪ ...PLAYIN' GHETTO GAMES ♪
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♪ WHEN I SAW YOU GETTIN' DOWN,
GIRL, I HOPE -- ♪
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[ EXPLOSIONS ]
[ GASPS ]
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HEY, CUZ!
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I HEARD YOU COMING AND WANTED TO
MAKE A COOL IMPRESSION.
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YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WOULD MAKE
A COOL IMPRESSION?
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NO TERRIFYING EXPLOSIONS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
AND PANTS.
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AS IF.
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NO "IF," JUST "AS."
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PUT SOME PANTS ON, MASON.
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YOU'RE 15 NOW.
IT'S PANTS TIME.
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WHERE'S MY DAD?
HE NEEDS ME.
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UH, HE'S OUT.
HE HAD A THING. YEAH.
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P.S., YOU AND ME ARE GONNA BE
OUTSTANDING ROOMMATES.
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE STAYING
WITH YOUR FATHER NOW.
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HE RE-ENLISTED.
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BUT IT'S COOL,
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'CAUSE NOW YOU AND I CAN START
A POSITIVE-MESSAGE ROCK BAND!
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DID MY DAD SAY
WHEN HE WAS GONNA BE BACK?
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WHEN HE'S DONE
WITH HIS THING.
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[ CLANK ]
WHAT THE...
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THE FURNACE DOES THAT EVERY
HALF AN HOUR OR SO NOW LATELY,
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BUT YOU'LL GET USED TO IT.
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YOUR DAD'S HEART EXPLODED.
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PRETTY INTENSE, HUH?
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[ EXPLOSIONS ]
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MY DAD HAD
A HEART ATTACK?!
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YOUR AUNT'S JUST OVERREACTING
HERE A LITTLE BIT, JACK.
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THERE'S NO REASON
FOR YOU TO DISRUPT YOUR LIFE.
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I'M -- I'M FINE.
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YES, THIS IS A SPECIAL HOSPITAL
JUST FOR "FINE" PEOPLE.
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WE HAVE BEEN HERE
FIVE TIMES.
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NEXT VISIT,
MY SMOOTHIE IS FREE.
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DAD, I WANT TO CHANGE
MY LIFE.
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WHEN I GOT THAT TEXT FROM YOU,
IT ROCKED MY WORLD.
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"I NEED YOU"
ROCKED MY WORLD.
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I DIDN'T SEND YOU
A TEXT MESSAGE.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW TO SEND A TEXT MESSAGE.
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WHO?
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WHAT?
THAT'S RIGHT. YEAH.
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SO WHAT?
I SENT THE TEXT.
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IF I DIDN'T, YOU'D BE DEAD
AND YOU'D BE OFF
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JOINING THE COAST GUARD
OR SAVING SOME STUPID WHALES.
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YOU WANT TO BE A HERO, JACK?
YOU DO THAT AT HOME.
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I WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE.
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NOW, DAD, I KNOW YOU MIGHT HAVE
A FEW RESERVATIONS
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ABOUT ME RUNNING
MR. JIFFY FIX.
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[ MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY ]
UH...
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OKAY, YOU DO.
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MAYBE I DO TRY TOO HARD A-AND
SCREW UP SOMETIMES, BUT NO MORE.
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I WANT TO MAKE YOU PROUD.
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AND WHEN I DO,
MAYBE THAT WILL FINALLY BRING
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US CLOSER TOGETHER
IN OUR RELATIONSHIP.
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I'LL DIE RIGHT NOW
JUST TO STOP HEARING YOU TALK
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LIKE SUCH A FRUIT LOOP,
JACK.
OKAY.
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HERE'S THE DEAL.
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I HAVE POURED DECADES
OF BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS
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INTO THAT BUSINESS, AND IT'S --
IT'S LIKE A SON TO ME.
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SO MY FEELING NOW IS,
WHO, BESIDES MY REAL SON,
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CAN I GET TO RUN IT
FOR ME?
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I APPRECIATE
THAT SENTIMENT, DAD.
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NO, SERIOUSLY -- WHO?
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IF YOU CAN THINK OF ANYBODY
BEFORE TOMORROW, LET ME KNOW.
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YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT.
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I'M A SMALL-TOWN GUY WHO TOOK
OVER HIS DAD'S FIX-IT BUSINESS
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AFTER HE DECIDED TO RETIRE.
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MY AUNT TAKES CARE OF HIM,
WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT.
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HER SON IS WEIRD.
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NOW I'M THE BOSS.
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DAD'S ASSISTANT WORKS FOR ME,
SORT OF.
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HIS SISTER LIKES ME, I THINK.
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BEING IN CHARGE IS TOUGH,
BUT NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE.
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[ CRASH ]
I'LL FIX THAT!
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IMPORTANT CLIENT TODAY.
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I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.
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THANK YOU FOR HAVING
THE FAITH TO...
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PUT YOUR BUSINESS
IN MY HANDS.
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I THINK.
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YOU ARE STRONG
FOR A GUY WITH A BUM TICKER.
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SO, GOOD LUCK TODAY...
[ WHISTLING, EXPLOSIONS ]
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...ESPECIALLY WITH DARREN.
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DARREN?
HE STILL WORKS FOR US?
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ALL RIGHT.
I GOT TO GO.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU KNOW I WAS GONNA JUMP
YOUR BONES
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RIGHT IN THE KITCHEN LAST NIGHT,
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BUT I FELT BAD SINCE I WAS THERE
TO TAKE OUT YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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[ HORN HONKS ]
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YEAH, GO GET SVETLANNA
ON THE LINE.
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[ ENGINE IDLING ]
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HEY, BUDDY!
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GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
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ALL RIGHT.
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LOOK AT US!
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WHERE'S TONY?
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I'M TAKING OVER FOR HIM
WHILE HIS HEART MENDS.
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HE WAS GONNA CALL YOU.
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MAYBE HE DID.
I'VE BEEN BUSY BONING.
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HUH, SVETLANNA?
YOUR KNEES STILL SHAKY?
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OH.
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GIRL JUST LIKE
HER GRANDMA.
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DARREN, WE CAN'T LEAVE YOUR
GRANDFATHER OUT THERE ALONE.
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NO, HE'S COOL.
I LEFT HIM A SANDWICH.
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UH...
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MAN, YOU ARE STILL
SO UPTIGHT.
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WATCH.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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SEE?
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GRANDPA, IT'S ME.
IT'S ME!
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HE'S A BADASS NINJA.
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
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[ SIGHS ]
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THIS IS COFFEE.
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CAN WE ROLL?
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YEAH, IT'S NUTS.
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I GOT THIS CLOWN SAYING
HE'S A NEW TONY.
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[ SCOFFS ]
NOBODY CAN BE A NEW TONY.
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I CAN HEAR
EVERYTHING YOU'RE SAYING.
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OH, NOT YOU, PIMP-JUICE.
DIFFERENT GUY ACROSS TOWN.
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YEAH, THAT WAS HIM.
NOW HE'S AN UPSET CLOWN.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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IT'S COOL.
HISTORY SAYS HE WON'T LAST.
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I'M GONNA LAST.
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ANOTHER GUY. DAMN.
SO PARANOID.
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RELAX.
HAVE SOME COFFEE.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
STOP THE VAN.
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BERRICK!
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BERRICK!
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WHAT'S CRACKING?
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OH, YOU KNOW, THIS AND THAT,
KEEPING BUSY.
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CAN I GET A RIDE?
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KIND OF NEED TO LEAVE
THE AREA -- FAST.
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NO. WE'RE -- YEAH.
NO OFFENSE.
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JUST WE HAVE A BIG CLIENT
TO GET TO.
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I'D JUST AS SOON NOT BE
A GETAWAY VAN FOR A THIEF.
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THAT IS PRESUMPTIVE
AND HURTFUL, MAN.
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IS THAT BECAUSE BERRICK
IS PART AS-IAN?
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ASIANS BUILT THE RAILROADS,
HOMEY.
225
00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:55,883
THAT IS A BAD START FOR A
POSITIVE WORKING RAPPORT, JACK.
226
00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:57,476
[ SCOFFS ]
227
00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,477
OMINOUS.
228
00:08:00,711 --> 00:08:02,681
YEAH, I MISS TONY,
BUT I GOT TO SAY,
229
00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:04,693
THERE'S AN UPSIDE
TO HAVING NO BOSS --
230
00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:06,715
DO WHAT I WANT,
WORK WHEN I WANT,
231
00:08:06,717 --> 00:08:07,787
LEAVE WHEN I WANT.
232
00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:09,588
NO, YOU'RE NOT LEAVING
WHEN YOU WANT.
233
00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:11,760
AND YOU HAVE A BOSS -- ME.
LET'S PUT THE PHONE DOWN.
234
00:08:11,762 --> 00:08:13,662
AND DON'T
RING THE DOORBELL YET.
235
00:08:13,664 --> 00:08:14,974
I HAVE TO TUCK IN.
YOU TOO.
236
00:08:14,965 --> 00:08:16,765
PEOPLE DON'T TUCK IN
SHORTS.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
237
00:08:16,767 --> 00:08:18,767
WELL, PROFESSIONALS
DON'T WEAR SHORTS ON A JOB,
238
00:08:18,769 --> 00:08:19,769
SO TUCK IN
TO MAKE UP FOR IT.
239
00:08:19,770 --> 00:08:20,930
I OPT OUT OF THAT RULE.
240
00:08:20,931 --> 00:08:22,101
JUST TUCK
YOUR DAMN SHIRT IN.
241
00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:23,772
[ LAUGHS ]
I'M TICKLISH.
242
00:08:23,774 --> 00:08:25,944
YES?
243
00:08:25,936 --> 00:08:27,606
HELLO.
244
00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,108
I'M MR. JIFFY FIX.
245
00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:30,239
WHERE'S TONY?
246
00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,910
I WANTED TONY.
247
00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:34,082
WE ALL DO.
I'M HIS SON, JACK.
248
00:08:34,084 --> 00:08:36,954
AND TODAY WE ARE GIVING YOU
YOUR NEW SHOWER,
249
00:08:36,947 --> 00:08:39,547
COMPLETE WITH
IMPORTED BELGIAN TILE GROUT.
250
00:08:39,550 --> 00:08:40,790
HOW GREAT DOES THAT SOUND?
251
00:08:40,791 --> 00:08:42,791
I CALLED YOU
TO REPLANK MY DECK.
252
00:08:42,793 --> 00:08:45,233
UH...
253
00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:48,795
GOOD THING
YOUR SHIRT'S TUCKED IN.
254
00:08:48,799 --> 00:08:50,799
WE'LL BE BACK.
255
00:08:50,801 --> 00:08:54,971
SO, JACK,
YOU'RE THE NEW MR. JIFFY FIX.
256
00:08:54,965 --> 00:08:57,105
I'M GONNA HAVE TO START
DRESSING SEXY FOR WORK.
257
00:08:57,107 --> 00:08:59,237
ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME,
STITCH?
WHAT? NO.
258
00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:00,809
OH, I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T --
259
00:09:00,811 --> 00:09:03,071
LOOK. YOU MADE ME SPILL TEA
ON MY SHIRT.
260
00:09:03,073 --> 00:09:04,953
UM, I DON'T THINK
YOU SPILLED.
261
00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,215
I DID. FEEL.
262
00:09:06,216 --> 00:09:07,216
NO, THANK YOU.
263
00:09:07,217 --> 00:09:09,617
GOOD CALL.
THIS PUPPY BITES.
264
00:09:09,620 --> 00:09:12,150
SO YOU'RE STUCK WORKING
WITH MY IDIOT BROTHER DARREN.
265
00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,152
HOW'S THAT GOING?
266
00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:15,693
UH, HE CALLS ME PIMP-JUICE.
267
00:09:15,686 --> 00:09:17,086
YEAH.
268
00:09:17,087 --> 00:09:20,687
ANYWAY, I'M HERE TO PICK UP
SOME SAMPLE DECKING FOR A BID.
269
00:09:20,691 --> 00:09:22,561
SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE
PRODUCTS --
270
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,242
KREXBOARD, BECKERWOOD,
FABU-DECK...
271
00:09:25,235 --> 00:09:26,865
GRELLO, RIGHT?
272
00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:28,297
KREXBOARD IS
RECYCLED DIAPERS,
273
00:09:28,298 --> 00:09:30,068
AND FABU-DECK SUPPORTS
GAY LUMBERJACKS.
274
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,700
I AGREE
THAT GRELLO IS DURABLE.
275
00:09:32,703 --> 00:09:33,703
NO, KREXBOARD.
276
00:09:33,704 --> 00:09:34,884
GRELLO.
GOOD CHOICE.
277
00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,305
KREXBOARD.
GRELLO.
278
00:09:36,306 --> 00:09:38,876
KREX--
GRELLO.
279
00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:41,279
NO, KREX-BOARD.
GREL-LO.
280
00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,311
JUST GET
THE DAMN GRELLO!
281
00:09:43,313 --> 00:09:44,793
DAD?
282
00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,915
CLIENTS DON'T NEED CHOICES
OR GREENY FEEL-GOOD CRAP.
283
00:09:46,917 --> 00:09:48,887
GET WHAT WORKS
AND MOVE ON.
284
00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:50,719
AND STOP
HITTING ON STITCH.
285
00:09:50,721 --> 00:09:52,861
I WASN'T HITTING ON HER.
SHE WAS HITTING ON ME. DAMN IT!
286
00:09:52,863 --> 00:09:54,873
OH, HEY, I WAS JUST TRYING TO
MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD
287
00:09:54,865 --> 00:09:57,695
IN FRONT OF YOUR DAD, AND THEN
YOU WERE, LIKE, ALL OVER ME.
288
00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,198
YOU ARE AN INSANE PERSON.
289
00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:00,829
AND, YOU, ARE YOU
JUST HANGING OUT ALL DAY
290
00:10:00,831 --> 00:10:02,101
ON THE OFF CHANCE I'M GONNA
COME IN HERE AND SCREW UP?
291
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,872
I HEARD YOU BROUGHT SHOWER TILES
TO A DECK JOB.
292
00:10:03,874 --> 00:10:06,284
AND I CAN'T STAND SITTING AROUND
THE HOUSE ALL DAY.
293
00:10:06,276 --> 00:10:08,176
[ BELL JINGLES ]
OH, UH, NAIL ON THE FLOOR.
294
00:10:08,178 --> 00:10:10,908
UH, TOO LATE.
I ALREADY SAW YOU.
295
00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:12,741
WHY AM I TAKING DAYS OFF
FROM THE SPA
296
00:10:12,743 --> 00:10:13,983
TO NURSE YOU BACK TO HEALTH,
297
00:10:13,984 --> 00:10:16,154
JUST SO YOU CAN SNEAK DOWNTOWN
TO FONDLE TOOLS?
298
00:10:16,146 --> 00:10:17,946
NO, THAT'S YOUR JOB
AT THE SPA.
299
00:10:17,948 --> 00:10:19,018
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
300
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:21,789
GET IN THE CAR.
301
00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,795
SO, THE GRELLO, RIGHT?
NO, I WOULD LIKE TO GO --
302
00:10:26,797 --> 00:10:27,927
Tony:
GET THE GRELLO!
303
00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,158
GRELLO.
GRELLO.
304
00:10:29,159 --> 00:10:31,129
BYE, JACK.
[ GRUNTS ]
305
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,801
HEY, CHECK IT OUT, BUDDY.
306
00:10:32,803 --> 00:10:34,403
I USED OUR VAN CASH
TO GET US A TREAT.
307
00:10:34,404 --> 00:10:35,744
THAT IS A DOG.
308
00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:36,936
IT'S OUR VAN PUPPY.
309
00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,637
IT GIVES US SOMETHING
TO BOND OVER.
310
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,938
NOW, I WAS THINKING
THAT WE NAME HIM TOAST
311
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:42,240
'CAUSE HE'S THE COLOR I LIKE
FOR MY TOAST.
312
00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:43,842
BUT THIS IS A DIALOGUE,
SO YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH --
313
00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,884
WE'RE NOT RAISING
A DAMN PUPPY, DARREN.
314
00:10:45,876 --> 00:10:48,716
HE CAN HEAR YOU CUSS, YOU KNOW.
AND WE'RE KEEPING HIM.
315
00:10:48,719 --> 00:10:49,919
OH, NO, WE'RE NOT.
316
00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:52,720
AND THE VAN CASH IS
FOR WORK EMERGENCIES ONLY.
317
00:10:52,723 --> 00:10:53,783
IT IS AN EMERGENCY!
318
00:10:53,784 --> 00:10:55,434
OUR RELATIONSHIP
IS AT A CRISIS POINT.
319
00:10:55,425 --> 00:10:56,955
LOOK AT YOU!
YOU'RE A MESS!
320
00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,357
YEAH, BECAUSE OF YOU.
321
00:10:58,358 --> 00:10:59,928
I'M TRYING TO RUN
A BUSINESS HERE.
322
00:10:59,930 --> 00:11:01,060
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
323
00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,691
YOU REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE
I'M YOUR BOSS.
324
00:11:02,693 --> 00:11:05,673
BUT GUESS WHAT. I AM.
I'M MR. JIFFY FIX, NOT YOU!
325
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,795
AND I RUN THE VAN!
326
00:11:06,797 --> 00:11:08,067
I DECIDE EVERYTHING
THAT HAPPENS IN IT!
327
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,098
WELL, NOT EVERYTHING.
328
00:11:10,901 --> 00:11:12,271
BERRICK!
329
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,002
WHAT?
WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP HIM?!
330
00:11:14,004 --> 00:11:15,084
NOT MY VAN!
331
00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,745
BERRICK!
[ ENGINE BUZZING ]
332
00:11:16,747 --> 00:11:19,007
AAH!
333
00:11:19,009 --> 00:11:21,949
MOTHER OF GOD!
334
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:27,856
HERE'S THE DEAL --
I'M FIRING HIM.
335
00:11:27,858 --> 00:11:28,958
NO ROLLS.
336
00:11:28,959 --> 00:11:31,289
HE'S CRUDE, UNPROFESSIONAL,
ARROGANT,
337
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,391
AND HE STINKS UP THE VAN
WITH HIS COCONUT SKIN CREAM.
338
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:35,073
YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT GOT THE TOOLS STOLEN.
339
00:11:35,065 --> 00:11:36,965
WE WERE BOTH THERE.
NOT HIS VAN!
340
00:11:36,967 --> 00:11:39,397
WHOO-HOO!
YOU CAN'T FIRE D.
341
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,999
MY BEST FRIEND'S DYING WISH
WAS I LOOK AFTER THE KID.
342
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,782
THAT WISH DOESN'T COUNT IF
YOUR FRIEND DIDN'T ACTUALLY DIE.
343
00:11:44,775 --> 00:11:47,435
WELL, HE'S DAMN CLOSE TO DEAD.
HE COULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW.
344
00:11:47,437 --> 00:11:48,777
ELLIS, YOU DEAD?
345
00:11:48,779 --> 00:11:50,339
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
346
00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:51,740
MASON, GO POKE HIM.
347
00:11:51,742 --> 00:11:52,782
MOM.
348
00:11:52,783 --> 00:11:54,213
OH, YOU EAT, BABY.
349
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,724
I'LL POKE HIM.
350
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,445
SEE? OUR BAND COULD WRITE
A SAD SONG ABOUT ALL THIS --
351
00:11:58,448 --> 00:11:59,488
SAD BUT POSITIVE.
352
00:11:59,489 --> 00:12:01,149
DAD, I NEED A NEW ASSISTANT
353
00:12:01,151 --> 00:12:02,451
IF I'M GONNA TAKE MR. JIFFY FIX
TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
354
00:12:02,452 --> 00:12:03,892
I'M THINKING TWO VANS --
355
00:12:03,894 --> 00:12:05,864
ONE TO DO PRO BONO WORK
FOR THE POOR.
356
00:12:05,856 --> 00:12:07,056
WHAT THE HELL
IS "PRO BONO"?
357
00:12:07,057 --> 00:12:08,727
WELL, IT'S WHEN YOU --
IT MEANS "FREE."
358
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,458
NO!
[ Laughing ] NO!
359
00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:13,130
NO "BONO."
I'M VERY ANTI-BONO.
360
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,913
YOU DON'T LIKE DARREN, TOUGH.
I LIKE HIM.
361
00:12:15,906 --> 00:12:18,466
SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO WORK
WITH THE MAN YOU GOT.
362
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,740
THANK YOU.
363
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,211
BACK AT YOU, BUDDY.
364
00:12:23,213 --> 00:12:24,983
[ LAUGHS ]
365
00:12:26,817 --> 00:12:27,817
HE'S ALIVE.
366
00:12:27,818 --> 00:12:30,748
Mason:
HE TRIED BEING NICE TO DARREN.
367
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,520
HE TRIED BEING PROFESSIONAL.
368
00:12:32,522 --> 00:12:35,762
BUT WHEN JACK'S DAD SIDED
WITH DARREN AND NOT JACK,
369
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,385
JACK'S WAR
JUST GOT PERSONAL.
370
00:12:38,388 --> 00:12:40,288
[ GRUNTS ] MOM!
371
00:12:40,290 --> 00:12:43,430
I'M TRYING TO PUMP UP JACK
FOR DARREN'S BUTT SHELLACKING.
372
00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:45,543
OH! THAT COULD BE OUR
BAND NAME -- BUTT SHELLACKING.
373
00:12:45,535 --> 00:12:48,095
THAT WOULD BE --
I DIDN'T SAY THAT
I WOULD START A BAND, MASON.
374
00:12:48,098 --> 00:12:49,368
I'M SORRY.
IT'S NOT YOU.
375
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,539
IT'S JUST I'M STUCK
WORKING WITH A GUY
376
00:12:51,541 --> 00:12:54,471
WITH ZERO VALUES,
ZERO SELF-DEVELOPMENT GOALS.
377
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,554
AND DOES NOT DATE GIRLS
IN A RESPECTFUL WAY.
378
00:12:56,546 --> 00:12:58,476
ALL RIGHT.
JACK, WOULD YOU STOP WHINING?
379
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,978
I LIKE DARREN,
BUT IF YOU DON'T,
380
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,111
GET RID OF HIM.
381
00:13:02,112 --> 00:13:03,482
I MEAN, I GOT RID OF
MY FIRST HUSBAND
382
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,563
BY PRETENDING TO BE REALLY BAD
AT SEX FOR THREE YEARS.
383
00:13:05,555 --> 00:13:07,085
UGH.
384
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:11,287
IF YOU CAN'T FIRE A GUY,
YOU MAKE HIM WANT TO LEAVE.
385
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,991
OH, YEAH, JACK!
GO FOR IT!
386
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,833
JUST SHELLAC
DARREN'S BRAIN, MAN.
387
00:13:14,825 --> 00:13:16,295
BUTT-SHELLAC THAT BRAIN.
388
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,526
AUNT TERRY, I FEEL LIKE I DON'T
TELL YOU I LOVE YOU ENOUGH.
389
00:13:18,528 --> 00:13:20,398
Tony:
SO, I GET OUT OF THE SHOWER,
390
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,570
AND I FIND ALL MY CLOTHES
HAVE DISAPPEARED!
391
00:13:22,572 --> 00:13:25,012
CONFISCATED!
392
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,875
I ALSO LOCKED UP JACK'S CLOTHES,
393
00:13:26,877 --> 00:13:29,307
SO NOW YOU'LL BE FORCED
TO STAY HOME AND REST
394
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,479
LIKE THE DOCTOR SAID.
395
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,580
I LAID OUT AN OUTFIT OF MINE
YOU CAN WEAR.
396
00:13:32,582 --> 00:13:34,482
[ SIGHS ]
397
00:13:34,484 --> 00:13:36,124
ELLIS SEES THIS,
HE'S GONNA PEE HIMSELF.
398
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,986
HE DOES THAT
NO MATTER WHAT YOU'RE WEARING.
399
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,603
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
400
00:13:45,595 --> 00:13:47,525
[ SNIFFS ]
WHAT THE HELL
IS THAT SMELL?
401
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:50,297
OH, PATCHOULI OIL.
402
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:53,530
THE HIPPIE PEOPLE WEAR IT,
AND NOW I AM A HUGE FAN.
403
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,843
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
404
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,165
I LIKE IT!
405
00:13:58,168 --> 00:14:00,238
NO, YOU DON'T.
AND THROW OUT YOUR BEER.
406
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,610
THIS IS COFFEE.
407
00:14:03,613 --> 00:14:05,283
THR--
408
00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:08,275
I'M NOT YOUR CLOWN, MAN.
GIVE ME THE BEER.
409
00:14:08,278 --> 00:14:09,548
[ SCOFFS ]
410
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,619
THAT IS COFFEE.
411
00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:13,120
WHY DO YOU HAVE COFFEE
IN A 40-OUNCE?
412
00:14:13,123 --> 00:14:14,123
I OWE A GUY MONEY.
413
00:14:14,124 --> 00:14:15,394
HE SEES ME
STANDING ON THE CORNER
414
00:14:15,385 --> 00:14:17,385
WITH A COFFEE IN THE MORNING,
HE KNOWS I GOT A JOB.
415
00:14:17,387 --> 00:14:19,287
HE SEES ME WITH A 40,
HE DON'T BUG ME.
416
00:14:19,289 --> 00:14:21,629
THERE'S THOUGHT IN THIS.
NOW, I NEED SOME COFFEE.
417
00:14:24,494 --> 00:14:26,574
HAZELNUT.
418
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,066
YOU GO, GIRL.
419
00:14:32,202 --> 00:14:33,872
HEY, TER,
THE BOYS NEED TONY
420
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,983
TO SETTLE A FIGHT
ABOUT THE DECK JOB.
421
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,146
I WANT TO SHOOT
2 1/2-INCH NAILS,
422
00:14:37,147 --> 00:14:38,547
AND HE WANTS TO DRIVE
2-INCH DECK SCREWS.
423
00:14:38,548 --> 00:14:39,608
3-INCH SCREWS!
HE'S LYING!
424
00:14:39,609 --> 00:14:41,949
WELL, TONY CAN'T BE BOTHERED
RIGHT NOW.
425
00:14:41,952 --> 00:14:44,282
WE ARE DOING A YOGA TAPE
WITH SHANIA TWAIN,
426
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:47,224
SO THE GUYS WILL HAVE TO FIGURE
OUT THE DECK JOB ON THEIR OWN.
427
00:14:47,217 --> 00:14:48,657
GOODBYE.
NO. THE DECK JOB?
428
00:14:48,658 --> 00:14:50,358
SHE'S A HUGE CLIENT.
429
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,660
DAMN IT, TONY.
430
00:14:51,661 --> 00:14:55,471
SHUT UP
AND BREATHE WITH SHANIA.
431
00:14:55,465 --> 00:14:58,225
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
432
00:14:58,228 --> 00:14:59,528
TONY'S BUSY.
GO WITH THE NAILS.
433
00:14:59,529 --> 00:15:01,499
YES!
IN YOUR FACE, TURKEY.
434
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,571
TONY LIKES DECK SCREWS.
435
00:15:02,572 --> 00:15:04,002
SO WE ARE GONNA NEED
A NAIL GUN.
436
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,944
OH, I BET YOU ARE PACKING
A NICE NAIL GUN ALREADY.
437
00:15:06,937 --> 00:15:08,677
OH!
YOU ARE DEFINITELY FLIRTING.
438
00:15:08,678 --> 00:15:10,278
I AM NOT, YOU HUNK-WAD.
439
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,440
QUIT BEING A SLUT, LIS.
440
00:15:11,441 --> 00:15:13,311
IT MAKES ME ASHAMED
YOU'RE MY SISTER.
441
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:16,223
OH, GOOD, 'CAUSE I SPEND MY LIFE
ASHAMED THAT I'M YOUR SISTER.
442
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,986
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE GOT TO ROLL OUT, JACK.
443
00:15:17,988 --> 00:15:20,148
LET'S GO.
WAIT.
444
00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:21,520
IS THIS
A SORE POINT WITH YOU,
445
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,251
WHEN YOUR HOT SISTER
FLIRTS WITH ME?
446
00:15:23,253 --> 00:15:25,103
HOT?
WHO'S FLIRTING NOW?
447
00:15:25,095 --> 00:15:26,325
♪ HEY ♪
448
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,626
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE'RE DONE HERE. LET'S GO.
449
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,658
YOU ARE FREAKING OUT.
RELAX, PIMP-JUICE.
450
00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:32,700
IT'S ALL GOOD.
HAVE A SIP OF COFFEE.
451
00:15:32,702 --> 00:15:34,362
[ GASPS ]
452
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,723
[ BREATHING LOUDLY ]
453
00:15:45,715 --> 00:15:48,515
NICE BREATHING BACK THERE,
TONY.
454
00:15:48,518 --> 00:15:50,478
GLAD TO HEAR
YOU'RE GETTING INTO IT.
455
00:15:53,483 --> 00:15:54,653
HEY, NICE LOOK, SHEA.
456
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,594
WHAT ARE YOU,
LATE FOR MIME CLASS?
457
00:15:56,586 --> 00:15:57,986
[ LAUGHS ]
458
00:15:57,988 --> 00:15:59,588
AW!
459
00:15:59,589 --> 00:16:02,029
[ LAUGHING ]
HEY, OFF THE PHONE.
WE GOT WORK TO DO.
460
00:16:02,032 --> 00:16:04,562
OH, LOOK WHO'S
ALL BUSINESS NOW.
461
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,544
NAH, THIS CLOWN'S
JUST FREAKING
462
00:16:06,536 --> 00:16:08,536
'CAUSE I'M GONNA TAKE HIS SISTER
OUT DANCING,
463
00:16:08,538 --> 00:16:11,398
AND I'M GONNA GRIND UP ON THAT
LIKE, "MMM. YEAH."
464
00:16:11,401 --> 00:16:12,471
HEY, DON'T PUSH ME, MAN.
465
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,602
NOT YOU, DADDY.
466
00:16:13,603 --> 00:16:14,643
ANOTHER GUY
THAT SMELLS LIKE COCONUT OIL.
467
00:16:14,644 --> 00:16:16,354
THAT PLANK'S NOT STRAIGHT.
468
00:16:16,346 --> 00:16:18,206
WHAT'S THAT, STITCH? YOU WANT TO
SEE MY STRAIGHT PLANK?
469
00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:19,548
[ CHUCKLES ]
HEY!
470
00:16:19,549 --> 00:16:21,549
YOU WANT TO REALLY
DRIVE HIM NUTS?
471
00:16:21,551 --> 00:16:23,581
TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF.
HE HATES BARE FEET.
472
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,263
HE HATES FEET?
INTERESTING.
473
00:16:26,256 --> 00:16:28,486
YOU NEED TO PUMP YOUR BRAKES
BEFORE YOU SKID, PLAYBOY.
474
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,688
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
475
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,559
BETTER QUESTION --
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL WITH FEET?
476
00:16:31,561 --> 00:16:33,261
I'M FINE WITH FEET.
PUT YOUR SHOE ON.
477
00:16:33,263 --> 00:16:35,373
DID SOMEONE DO SOMETHING TO YOU
WITH A FOOT?
478
00:16:35,365 --> 00:16:36,495
I'M NOT PLAYING!
PUT YOUR SHOE ON!
479
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,296
OH, MY GOD.
THEY DID.
480
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,598
I DIDN'T SAY THAT!
PUT YOUR SHOE ON!
481
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,329
PUT YOUR SHOE BACK ON!
482
00:16:41,331 --> 00:16:43,071
OH, HEY, YOU WANT TO
TAKE IT UP A NOTCH?
483
00:16:43,073 --> 00:16:45,003
HAPPY TO DO IT.
LET'S BRING THIS OUT.
WAIT!
484
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,344
[ CLICKING ]
485
00:16:46,336 --> 00:16:48,076
AAH! AAH! HEY!
486
00:16:48,078 --> 00:16:49,578
OH, MY GOD!
I'M SORRY! YOU OKAY?!
AAAH!
487
00:16:49,579 --> 00:16:52,209
SORRY.
[ CLICKS, GLASS SHATTERS ]
488
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,642
ARE YOU OKAY?
489
00:16:53,643 --> 00:16:55,353
[ SIGHS, NAIL GUN CLICKS ]
490
00:16:55,345 --> 00:16:57,015
[ SCREAMING ]
491
00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:01,386
WHY DOES THIS KEEP ON HAPPENING
TO ME?!
492
00:17:01,391 --> 00:17:06,161
AAH!
493
00:17:06,256 --> 00:17:07,596
OH, MAN! OH!
494
00:17:07,597 --> 00:17:10,197
I TOLD YOU TO USE
DECK SCREWS, MAN!
495
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,660
I'M GONNA THROW UP.
496
00:17:11,661 --> 00:17:13,631
WILL YOU PLEASE CALL
AN AMBULANCE?!
497
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,073
THE OWNER'S
CALLING ONE NOW.
498
00:17:15,065 --> 00:17:16,165
WHAT THE HELL?
499
00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:17,336
A-ARE YOU HERE
TO CHECK UP ON ME, MAN?
500
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,467
IT IS LIKE
YOU DON'T TRUST ME.
501
00:17:18,468 --> 00:17:20,168
YOU NAILED YOUR FOOT
TO THE DECK!
502
00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:21,470
AND HE SHOT
THE LADY'S LIGHT FIXTURE.
503
00:17:21,471 --> 00:17:22,541
SHUT UP!
504
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,042
WOW. LOVELY.
505
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,223
CAUGHT YOU, TONY.
506
00:17:25,215 --> 00:17:26,815
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
AVOIDING STRESS.
507
00:17:26,816 --> 00:17:28,276
HEY!
THIS ISN'T STRESSFUL.
508
00:17:28,278 --> 00:17:29,478
NOT STRESSFUL?
509
00:17:29,479 --> 00:17:31,549
YOUR SON HAS A NAIL
THROUGH HIS TOE WEBBING.
510
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,221
TOE WEBBING.
HERE WE GO.
511
00:17:33,223 --> 00:17:34,553
[ VOMITS ]
512
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,834
TERRY, I'M FINE.
513
00:17:35,825 --> 00:17:37,355
WILL YOU STOP BOSSING ME
LIKE YOU KNOW EVERYTHING?
514
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,457
MY HEALTH
IS NOT AFFECTED BY...
515
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,289
[ GRUNTS ]
516
00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:43,631
G--
MOTHER OF GOD!
517
00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:45,243
[ SIREN WAILING ]
518
00:17:45,235 --> 00:17:47,265
WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
DOUBLE UP,
519
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,297
BUT YOU'RE
GOOD CUSTOMERS, SO...
520
00:17:49,299 --> 00:17:51,139
HEY, NIKO,
WHAT'S EMT TRAINING LIKE?
521
00:17:51,141 --> 00:17:52,841
I'M PRETTY USED TO BLOOD --
MY OWN, ANYWAY.
522
00:17:52,842 --> 00:17:55,072
STOP ASKING
ABOUT OTHER CAREERS.
523
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,154
YOU AND TONY NEED TO COMMUNICATE
YOUR FEELINGS.
524
00:17:57,147 --> 00:17:58,507
I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS.
REALLY?
525
00:17:58,508 --> 00:18:01,248
OW!
YOU FEEL THAT?
526
00:18:01,251 --> 00:18:03,281
TELL YOUR DAD
WHY YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR JOB.
527
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,483
OH, WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?
528
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,394
I GET TO COME HOME,
LIVE IN A CRAPPY BASEMENT,
529
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:07,686
HELP OUT A GROUCHY SICK GUY
530
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,357
THAT SAYS
HE DOESN'T EVEN NEED ME.
531
00:18:09,359 --> 00:18:10,389
I'LL GO.
532
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,820
I KNOW YOU WANT
YOUR PRECIOUS DARREN
533
00:18:11,821 --> 00:18:13,221
TO RUN YOUR BUSINESS
ANYWAY.
534
00:18:13,223 --> 00:18:14,363
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT,
TONY?
535
00:18:14,364 --> 00:18:17,204
I FEEL LIKE CHOKING
MY SISTER, TERRY.
536
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,367
OW!
537
00:18:18,368 --> 00:18:20,268
FUNNEL CAKE, WOMAN!
538
00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:22,100
DO YOU WANT DARREN
TO RUN THE BUSINESS?
539
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,101
OF COURSE NOT!
DARREN CAN'T GO SIX HOURS
WITHOUT SCORING TAIL
540
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,744
OR GETTING CRUNK --
WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
541
00:18:26,736 --> 00:18:28,436
HE'S A SCREW-UP!
SO AM I!
542
00:18:28,438 --> 00:18:29,738
WHY DO YOU LAUGH
AND JOKE AROUND
543
00:18:29,739 --> 00:18:31,109
AND GIVE FIST-BUMPS
AT THE TABLE?
544
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,240
ALL YOU DO WITH ME
IS GET PISSED OFF!
545
00:18:32,242 --> 00:18:33,682
IT'S DIFFERENT WITH YOU.
546
00:18:33,683 --> 00:18:34,683
HOW?
547
00:18:34,684 --> 00:18:35,694
I DON'T KNOW.
548
00:18:35,685 --> 00:18:38,245
OW!
I DON'T KNOW!
549
00:18:38,248 --> 00:18:40,188
COMMUNICATE.
550
00:18:40,190 --> 00:18:42,520
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY SON.
YOU HAPPY?!
551
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:43,522
NO!
552
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,363
THAT'S IT?
553
00:18:45,355 --> 00:18:47,195
THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE AN ASS TO ME?
554
00:18:47,197 --> 00:18:48,827
YEAH, THAT'S IT!
THAT'S ALL I GOT!
555
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,898
I'M NOT A SHRINK!
I'M A TOOL GUY, JACK!
556
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:53,400
CAN WE PLEASE STOP TALKING
LIKE FRUIT LOOPS NOW?
557
00:18:53,403 --> 00:18:55,773
FINE. YOU'RE DONE TALKING,
SO AM I.
558
00:18:55,765 --> 00:18:57,265
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
559
00:18:57,267 --> 00:18:59,307
[ THUD ]
Jack: [ GRUNTS ]
560
00:18:59,309 --> 00:19:01,209
MOTHER OF GOD!
561
00:19:26,196 --> 00:19:27,696
I HAVE A DECK TO FINISH.
562
00:19:27,697 --> 00:19:30,437
HE'S UNBELIEVABLE.
563
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,312
TURNS OUT FIXING DECKS
IS EASIER THAN FIXING PEOPLE.
564
00:19:36,306 --> 00:19:38,646
I GAVE UP TRYING TO
MAKE MY DAD LIKE ME.
565
00:19:38,648 --> 00:19:42,878
NOTHING WOULD HELP,
NO MATTER HOW HARD I WORK.
566
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,812
IT'S A ROTTEN THING
567
00:19:44,814 --> 00:19:47,264
WHEN SOMEONE YOU ADMIRE
WON'T GIVE YOU A CHANCE.
568
00:19:47,257 --> 00:19:48,387
WAIT HERE.
569
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,358
HEY, CUZ, LISTEN,
I WROTE SOME COOL LYRICS
570
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,320
THAT OUR BAND
CAN JAM OUT TO.
571
00:19:52,322 --> 00:19:54,792
NOT NOW, MASON.
READ THEM TO ME LATER.
572
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,934
IT'S A GOOD SONG --
POSITIVE MESSAGE.
573
00:19:56,926 --> 00:19:59,266
I WASN'T IN THE MOOD
FOR SOME POSITIVE MESSAGE.
574
00:19:59,269 --> 00:20:01,899
I WANTED TO PACK UP AND LEAVE
MY DAD'S FILTHY BASEMENT.
575
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,901
BUT IT TURNS OUT
MY DAD HAD OTHER PLANS,
576
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:08,444
AND THAT'S WHAT MADE MASON
WRITE HIS SONG.
577
00:20:08,438 --> 00:20:11,738
Mason: ♪ SOME DADS KNOW
ALL THE PERFECT THINGS TO SAY ♪
578
00:20:11,741 --> 00:20:15,321
♪ BUT THEY PROBABLY SUCK
WITH TOOLS ♪
579
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,715
♪ YEAH ♪
580
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,317
♪ ROCK ON ♪
581
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:24,220
♪ NOBODY GETS A PERFECT DAD ♪
582
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,933
♪ WHICH STINKS,
BUT IT'S A RULE ♪
583
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:32,959
♪ LIKE ANY HARD PARTNERSHIP ♪
584
00:20:32,962 --> 00:20:35,472
♪ AT WORK
OR WHERE YOU'RE LIVIN' ♪
585
00:20:37,467 --> 00:20:41,537
♪ YOU GET WHAT YOU GET,
SO DON'T GET UPSET ♪
586
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:45,751
♪ YOU GOTTA WORK
WITH THE MAN YOU'RE GIVEN ♪
587
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,945
OH, YEAH.
DANCE, DANCE, Y'ALL.
588
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,517
YOU GOTTA WORK
WITH THE MAN YOU'RE GIVEN.
589
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:53,020
OKAY. SO THAT'S THE CHORUS.
NOW YOU DO YOUR SOLO.
590
00:20:53,022 --> 00:20:56,262
[ BASS GUITAR AND FLUTE PLAY ]
591
00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:03,461
[ BEAT-BOXING ]
592
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,439
[ SONG ENDS ]
593
00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:13,441
WE GOT A BAND!
594
00:21:13,443 --> 00:21:15,453
[ FLUTE, BASS PLAYING
IN DISTANCE ]
595
00:21:15,445 --> 00:21:17,605
I THINK MARGARET IS
LOOKING DOWN ON YOU VERY PROUD
596
00:21:17,607 --> 00:21:19,347
THAT YOU'RE TAKING CARE
OF YOUR HEALTH
597
00:21:19,349 --> 00:21:20,709
AND, JUST AS IMPORTANT,
598
00:21:20,710 --> 00:21:24,550
THAT YOU'VE FINALLY TOLD
YOUR SON THAT YOU LOVED HIM.
599
00:21:24,554 --> 00:21:25,864
WAIT. WHAT?
HMM?
600
00:21:25,855 --> 00:21:26,855
NO, I DIDN'T.
601
00:21:26,856 --> 00:21:29,316
MY DAD LOVES ME.
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