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'There was this girl,
and her parents were always out.
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'She didn't like it.
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'She got frightened.
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'So they bought her a dog.
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'One night, the parents were out
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'and she's lying in bed
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'and she can hear this "Drip, drip,
drip".
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'She gets out of bed and goes
to the bathroom
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'and turns off all the taps.
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'Gets back into bed.
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'A bit scared. Sticks her hand under
the bed and the dog licks it.
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'But she can still hear it.
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'"Drip...
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'"Drip...
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'"Drip."
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'So she gets up
and goes to the kitchen.
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'Makes sure the tap there is turned
off properly.
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'Gets back into bed.
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'Sticks her hand under the bed.
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'Dog licks it.
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'But she can still hear it.
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'"Drip, drip,
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'"drip."
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'And now she realises it's coming
from the wardrobe in her bedroom.
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'Terrified, she gets up,
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'goes over to the wardrobe
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'and opens it.'
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The dog is hanging from the rail,
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blood dripping from its slit throat.
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And written on the back
of the wardrobe,
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in blood,
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"Humans can lick, too."
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That's rubbish! It's not rubbish!
You was terrified! Wasn't!
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I'm going to sleep.
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Drip, drip, drip!
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Drip!
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Drip!
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Drip!
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Now I need the toilet! What if the
dog's in there with his throat slit?
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We don't have a dog. Oh, my God!
What's that?
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Stop! Maybe she should take the day
off. I can look after her.
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If people took a day off every time
they got the curse,
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the whole bloomin' world would grind
to a halt.
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Margaret knows what to do.
I've given her the necessary.
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Let's have a look! Have a nice term,
Johnny. See you at Christmas!
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That's only if you survive
the first day of big school.
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Cut it out, you two, or I'll bang
your heads together!
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Stop!
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Monsters!
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Nervous? No.
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I was just thinking.
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Why wasn't there any clothes
in the wardrobe?
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I mean, how come she could see
the writing on the back?
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I dunno!
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Maybe the licker was wearing them!
Eughh! Pervert!
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You can hang round with me,
if you like.
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I'll bloody kill you! It wasn't me!
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Billy uses it all the time. I...
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Maybe it was Johnny.
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Blame the one who isn't here!
No more, do you hear me?
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I've got enough to deal with
as it is!
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What does it feel like?
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Like someone's yanking on your
insides.
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You don't feel the bleeding.
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You feel the pads getting heavy.
It's like having mud in your pants.
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Eugh!
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Quiet in there!
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Night. Sleep tight.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.
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Stop it! I'm really tired.
YOU stop it!
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Jan, it's not funny! Mum'll flip!
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I'm not doing anything!
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Janet!
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Hold my hand. I AM holding your
bleedin' hand!
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That's not MY hand!
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Piss off!
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If this is you, I'll kill you.
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It's inside the room!
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What is wrong with the both of you?
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Haven't we all had enough of a day
already?
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The same bed! It's bad enough
wearing your sails out. Now...
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Mum!
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Watch me! Watch!
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Aghh!
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Oh... No!
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No.
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Oh, dear, dear!
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Brave girl! That was a bit of
a nasty shock, wasn't it, eh?
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It hurts!
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Let's have a look, shall we?
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Am I bleeding?
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Bad dreams? No.
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Did you dream about her?
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No.
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Any plans for the day?
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Uh...
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Hello?
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Yes, yes, it is.
This is Maurice Grosse, yes.
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Oh. Oh, right.
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Thank you for thinking of me.
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Yes, we are.
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Well, I'll... No, of course.
Yes, I'll do my best.
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Thank you very much. Goodbye.
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Something's come up. You'll have to
go, then, Maurice.
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Yes, yes, of course. Yes.
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Well.
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Thank you.
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It's probably nothing.
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No.
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Right.
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'Hello?' Ray?
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'Hello, Betty.'
I have to see you.
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That's a domino. Hmm.
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And there's a marble.
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And that. Look at their hands.
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Has your paper published these yet?
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No. They're waiting on more
of a story.
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We didn't know who else to call.
They'd already tried the police.
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Here they are.
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Margaret, Janet, Billy.
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Maurice Grosse, from The Society
of Psychical Research.
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The cavalry's arrived!
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Janet.
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What?
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And Margaret and Billy.
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Have I got that right?
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Mr Bence was just telling me that
you've had the police here.
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For all the use that was.
They didn't believe us at first.
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Then that chair come at the lady
police officer.
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Thought she was gonna piss herself!
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Janet! To be honest, our editor wouldn't
have sent us if it wasn't for the police.
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Gives the story credibility.
No offence.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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You've been decorating.
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It's been like that since Dad left.
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I thought you said it was brand-new?
I don't know what's wrong with it.
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It was working fine.
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What are you doing?
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Graham already photographed that.
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I like to have a copy
for my own files.
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Is this what you do for a living?
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I have a business inventing things.
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So what's the Society of Cyclical
Research, then?
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Psychical research. It's a group of people
who are interested in this sort of thing.
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How come we got you?
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Well, I've been pestering the
secretary for some time for a case
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and I don't suppose everybody can
afford to take the time off.
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Are you rich? Janet Hodgson,
what sort of question is that?
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You're going to your Nana's.
Get in that bath.
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Kids, eh?
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Have you got any, Mr Grosse? Three.
That's nice.
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I'm making Johnny's bed up for you
if you ever want to kip down.
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Very kind.
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Piss off!
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Now...
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This knocking, Margaret.
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How many at a time?
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Three.
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No. First it was in fours,
then threes.
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I'm interviewing Margaret now, Janet.
I'll do you later, if that's alright with you?
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Why does she get to go first?
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You were in the bath!
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Why do I always have to use
her disgusting bath water?
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Because I'm the oldest.
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Have a nice bath, Billy.
The water's lovely!
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Billy?
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Aghhh!
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Aghhhh!
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It's alright. It's alright.
What happened?
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He was here. A horrible old man.
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I saw him through that.
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No, it's...
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It's OK.
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I saw it!
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It's cracked. I saw something
horrible!
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You shouldn't have been looking
through it! It's not yours.
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So, the night that it happened.
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Are there lots of poltergeists
around? No.
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It's a pretty rare phenomenon.
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How many have you seen?
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No, hold on a minute. Who's asking
the questions here?
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How can anybody get any sleep here
with that canary going on all the time?
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He only sings when there's someone
in the room. At night, zip.
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My turn. What are your pills for?
What pills?
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You rattle when you walk!
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Old bones.
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Liar, liar! Your pants are on fire!
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I do have old bones.
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But I've also got a thing called
angina.
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That's what the pills are for.
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It's a tightening of the chest.
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I get tight in my chest, sometimes.
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Like the scream inside
that can't come out.
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Oh, dear me! What's happened here?
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I'm getting in with Mum. Don't go!
Maybe it won't happen again.
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I was asleep and then the crashing
was over there.
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I was only doing it
so you'd believe me.
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And now you never will.
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Just get some sleep.
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Oh, damn!
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I'm getting a bit long in the tooth
for grandmother's footsteps.
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I saw it as clearly
as I can see you now.
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You're not just saying this because
you broke the teapot? Janet!
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Oh, God!
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My first ever cover story!
Oh! Thank you very much!
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Well.
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Let's have a look! Ooh!
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I don't think they messed around
with your quotes too much, Maurice.
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And look.
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There we are!
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Nice one of you, Jan, look!
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Look at you! Farah Fawcett,
eat your heart out!
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Ooh, look.
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It wasn't me - it was
the poltergeist! Leave off!
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I'm not doing nothing!
Must be the poltergeist!
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I didn't ask for it.
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So why do you look so fucking
pleased with yourself?
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That's you, innit.
"A strange happening"!
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Pick up your mess.
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Ow!
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Why don't you get the poltergeist
to help you?
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Where's Margaret? Ask Margaret.
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Hi, Janet.
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Don't! Shh, Billy.
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Smash any more teapots?
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How are you feeling, Janet?
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Fine.
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I was wondering if you had enough
energy
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for us to try and make contact with
the poltergeist?
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Just let your mind go blank.
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What are you doing? Making contact
with the poltergeist.
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What do you wanna do that for?
To see what it wants.
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You can join us, if you like.
I've got homework.
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So, relax, Janet.
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Just... Just let the thoughts ebb
from your mind.
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Like, um... Like water
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going down a plughole.
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If a new thought comes along,
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it's just passing through
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and it's all... It's all going down
the plughole.
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Mr Grosse, can I ask you something?
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Course you can, Janet.
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How many poltergeists have you
actually dealt with?
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None.
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That's OK.
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We can learn together!
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The front door!
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Hello.
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Maurice Grosse? Yes.
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Guy Playfair. How do you do?
I'm a colleague of yours at the SPR.
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Yes, yes, of course. I saw The Mirror.
Thought maybe you could use a hand.
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Oh.
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Guy Playfair. Is that your real name
or is that just for your books?
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For my books I use
Guy Lyon Playfair.
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You play fair with me,
I'll play fair with you! OK?
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Playfair.
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The girls' room.
259
00:24:50,694 --> 00:24:54,014
So, are the poltergeists in Brazil
different from the ones here?
260
00:24:54,134 --> 00:24:55,854
Well, let's just wait and see.
261
00:24:55,974 --> 00:24:57,574
Will you pop the kettle on for us?
262
00:24:58,654 --> 00:25:00,454
He's a good guy.
263
00:25:00,614 --> 00:25:03,174
A spirited thing, isn't she?
I thought there were four of them?
264
00:25:03,334 --> 00:25:05,014
The elder boy
is at residential school.
265
00:25:05,174 --> 00:25:07,854
Boarding school?
Behavioural problem. Oh. Right.
266
00:25:08,014 --> 00:25:10,374
That little chap - I can't make out
a word he's saying.
267
00:25:10,534 --> 00:25:13,694
Billy? He has a speech impediment.
Oh. Good. I thought it was me.
268
00:25:13,854 --> 00:25:16,574
Listen, I hope you don't think
I'm butting in. No, no, no, no.
269
00:25:16,734 --> 00:25:19,734
I'm glad for the help
and the expertise.
270
00:25:32,494 --> 00:25:33,974
What does it do?
271
00:25:34,094 --> 00:25:35,614
Oh, just imagine it isn't there.
272
00:25:44,534 --> 00:25:45,654
Ow!
273
00:25:47,694 --> 00:25:49,014
Uh-oh!
274
00:26:01,534 --> 00:26:03,094
Ow! Stop that!
275
00:26:03,214 --> 00:26:04,654
Stop that!
276
00:26:24,974 --> 00:26:26,294
Hey!
277
00:26:42,694 --> 00:26:44,694
Oops!
278
00:26:48,334 --> 00:26:51,174
How does it get them to fall from
that height and just stop dead?
279
00:26:51,294 --> 00:26:52,814
"It"? The poltergeist.
280
00:26:52,934 --> 00:26:55,374
Oh, for goodness' sake! We saw it!
281
00:26:55,534 --> 00:26:58,534
I saw naughty children throwing
marbles. But did you, though?
282
00:26:58,654 --> 00:27:01,174
And tell me, how can it, or they,
283
00:27:01,294 --> 00:27:03,374
get one to go over that light
284
00:27:03,534 --> 00:27:06,374
and hit that lamp with such
velocity, it destroyed it?
285
00:27:06,494 --> 00:27:08,974
You saw that! Now, forgive me, Guy.
286
00:27:09,094 --> 00:27:11,454
One thing I know is trajectories.
287
00:27:11,614 --> 00:27:13,854
I had six years in the
Royal Artillery in the war.
288
00:27:13,974 --> 00:27:15,694
"Hold the front page!
289
00:27:15,854 --> 00:27:18,934
"Marble behaves oddly.
Another strange happening."
290
00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,454
Well, it IS strange.
291
00:27:20,654 --> 00:27:23,814
But you don't go running to the papers,
bandying around the good name of the SPR
292
00:27:23,894 --> 00:27:26,854
the first time you can't explain something.
The papers came running to us!
293
00:27:27,014 --> 00:27:29,534
And who called them? THEY did.
They're in it for the money.
294
00:27:29,694 --> 00:27:32,894
What money? And incidentally,
they didn't call the papers.
295
00:27:33,054 --> 00:27:36,054
The neighbours did, when they'd
experienced something.
296
00:27:37,534 --> 00:27:39,134
Right, so, that's me,
297
00:27:39,334 --> 00:27:43,734
the Hodgsons, three neighbours, the boys
from The Mirror and a woman police officer.
298
00:27:43,934 --> 00:27:46,974
I can tell you about the journalists!
And who is this woman police officer?
299
00:27:47,134 --> 00:27:48,934
For all we know, she's as gullible
as you are!
300
00:27:52,494 --> 00:27:54,454
You're not here to lend a hand,
are you?
301
00:27:57,334 --> 00:27:58,894
Professor Beloff sent me.
302
00:27:59,814 --> 00:28:04,454
He's worried that you're bringing
the august society of which he is president
303
00:28:04,574 --> 00:28:06,294
into disrepute
304
00:28:06,454 --> 00:28:09,454
with your credulity
and your Mirror headlines.
305
00:28:09,574 --> 00:28:11,974
So you're here to close me down?
306
00:28:12,134 --> 00:28:14,014
I'm not looking to make friends,
Maurice.
307
00:28:15,214 --> 00:28:16,894
Alright. Well, I'm going to bed.
308
00:28:18,374 --> 00:28:19,854
You can have the put-me-up.
309
00:31:50,934 --> 00:31:52,494
Margaret?
310
00:31:54,774 --> 00:31:56,814
It's OK. Mwa! Mwa!
311
00:31:59,254 --> 00:32:00,814
It's alright.
312
00:32:16,574 --> 00:32:19,294
Help! It's alright, Janet.
313
00:32:21,254 --> 00:32:23,294
It's alright. Come on, it's alright.
314
00:32:23,414 --> 00:32:25,134
Up you come.
315
00:32:25,254 --> 00:32:26,654
It's alright. Shh, shh.
316
00:32:26,774 --> 00:32:28,654
What happened?
317
00:32:28,814 --> 00:32:33,054
He was here! He put a hand over my
mouth and I couldn't breathe! Who?
318
00:32:33,174 --> 00:32:35,174
What happened? She had a bad dream.
319
00:32:35,374 --> 00:32:38,974
I was awake! It happened! A friend
of mine is brilliant at creating sensor...
320
00:32:39,094 --> 00:32:41,214
Did I imagine the canary and all?
321
00:32:43,654 --> 00:32:46,734
I know what it wants.
It wants to hurt me.
322
00:33:23,391 --> 00:33:25,151
You saw it?
323
00:33:25,753 --> 00:33:27,433
Can we see that again, please?
324
00:33:43,433 --> 00:33:45,113
It's not supposed to do that.
325
00:33:46,073 --> 00:33:48,313
Oh. Can you stop doing that?
Stop doing that, please.
326
00:33:48,433 --> 00:33:50,113
Take us back to the live feed.
327
00:33:53,153 --> 00:33:54,433
She's gone!
328
00:33:57,673 --> 00:33:59,553
I don't like that thing
looking at me.
329
00:34:02,593 --> 00:34:06,233
Come on. Let's... Let's pop you back
into bed, shall we?
330
00:34:07,553 --> 00:34:09,473
Right.
331
00:34:09,633 --> 00:34:12,833
Jump in there and get nice
and tucked up. That's it.
332
00:34:13,793 --> 00:34:15,513
Just straighten...
333
00:34:18,353 --> 00:34:20,033
Yes, I see what you mean.
334
00:34:20,193 --> 00:34:23,073
It's that one eye. Maybe if there
was two,
335
00:34:23,193 --> 00:34:24,673
it would be a bit friendlier, eh?
336
00:34:24,873 --> 00:34:26,913
Some sticky-out ears
and a big smile!
337
00:34:27,953 --> 00:34:29,833
What was it like in the war?
338
00:34:31,193 --> 00:34:32,393
Well...
339
00:34:32,513 --> 00:34:35,273
Scary, exciting, boring.
340
00:34:35,393 --> 00:34:37,033
Just like life, really.
341
00:34:37,263 --> 00:34:39,303
That was a different age.
342
00:34:39,423 --> 00:34:40,943
Food was rationed.
343
00:34:41,063 --> 00:34:43,463
No sweets. No chocolate.
344
00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:46,103
Tell me a story from them times.
345
00:34:46,263 --> 00:34:48,423
No, you don't want to hear about
all that.
346
00:34:48,543 --> 00:34:49,943
I do!
347
00:34:56,063 --> 00:34:57,343
Well...
348
00:34:59,463 --> 00:35:01,063
..it wasn't all bad.
349
00:35:04,423 --> 00:35:07,943
In the run-up to D-Day,
I went to a tea dance.
350
00:35:09,223 --> 00:35:13,743
And there was the most beautiful
girl that I'd ever seen.
351
00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:18,663
She was dancing with another girl
352
00:35:18,823 --> 00:35:23,263
and I just knew I had to go up
and ask her to dance.
353
00:35:26,463 --> 00:35:29,863
'She agreed to see me, same time,
same place, next week.'
354
00:35:32,223 --> 00:35:34,903
It was the longest week of my life!
355
00:35:36,303 --> 00:35:40,983
Anyway, the time came, and I was
there, and I waited and I waited.
356
00:35:42,063 --> 00:35:43,343
Anyway...
357
00:35:44,943 --> 00:35:46,503
She didn't show up.
358
00:35:49,903 --> 00:35:51,503
I hadn't got her name.
359
00:35:51,623 --> 00:35:53,063
And I didn't know where she lived.
360
00:35:53,183 --> 00:35:54,863
I mean, it's stupid.
361
00:35:54,983 --> 00:35:56,703
That's what it was like in war time.
362
00:36:00,823 --> 00:36:04,143
The girl I was meant to be with...
363
00:36:06,743 --> 00:36:10,103
The woman I was meant to be with...
364
00:36:10,943 --> 00:36:12,903
Whoosh.
365
00:36:13,023 --> 00:36:14,583
Gone forever.
366
00:36:16,383 --> 00:36:17,903
Just as I was walking away...
367
00:36:19,103 --> 00:36:21,983
..she came running round the corner,
apologising for being late!
368
00:36:23,703 --> 00:36:25,823
I proposed to her that day.
369
00:36:25,943 --> 00:36:28,143
Cor! Then what happened?
370
00:36:28,303 --> 00:36:31,983
They said it wouldn't last.
Here we are, 33 years later!
371
00:36:33,343 --> 00:36:35,823
Come on. I think it's time you got
some sleep.
372
00:36:38,703 --> 00:36:40,223
It's all my fault.
373
00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:45,343
Right before it started, we were
playing hide-and-seek.
374
00:36:45,503 --> 00:36:49,783
It's out of bounds, but I hid in the
graveyard at the end of the road.
375
00:36:49,903 --> 00:36:51,903
Maybe something came home with me.
376
00:36:53,023 --> 00:36:54,943
I'll look into it, but...
377
00:36:55,143 --> 00:36:58,383
I don't think that's anything
to lose sleep over.
378
00:36:59,102 --> 00:37:01,382
You haven't done anything wrong.
379
00:37:02,823 --> 00:37:05,223
Don't leave me alone with it.
380
00:37:05,343 --> 00:37:07,103
What, with that?
381
00:37:08,343 --> 00:37:09,943
It.
382
00:37:14,423 --> 00:37:16,143
I won't.
383
00:37:16,263 --> 00:37:17,583
Come on.
384
00:37:41,423 --> 00:37:45,303
Tell me, how can a girl,
asleep in her bed, do that?
385
00:38:02,303 --> 00:38:05,823
Of course, just because it's the whole street,
doesn't mean it isn't the poltergeist.
386
00:38:06,023 --> 00:38:09,943
The Government and the unions would love
that! Give them a break from blaming each other!
387
00:38:10,063 --> 00:38:11,143
Hmm.
388
00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:13,823
I get the impression
389
00:38:13,983 --> 00:38:16,663
that you don't want there to be
a poltergeist.
390
00:38:16,783 --> 00:38:18,903
No, it's not that.
391
00:38:19,103 --> 00:38:21,983
It's not that at all, though I wouldn't
wish a poltergeist on anyone.
392
00:38:22,183 --> 00:38:27,383
It's just that what I don't want is people
whipping themselves up into a frenzy
393
00:38:27,543 --> 00:38:29,743
over things that can be explained
away quite easily.
394
00:38:29,863 --> 00:38:31,143
Hmm.
395
00:38:33,023 --> 00:38:34,503
Tell me, um...
396
00:38:36,903 --> 00:38:39,823
Tell me about one of your cases
in Brazil.
397
00:38:42,063 --> 00:38:47,143
There's a village, about 200 miles
west of Sao Paolo.
398
00:38:49,063 --> 00:38:50,823
Bucaral do Finial.
399
00:38:52,703 --> 00:38:56,263
Right. No power cuts there -
there's no electricity!
400
00:38:56,423 --> 00:38:59,103
All there was, basically, was
a house possessed by spirits.
401
00:39:00,503 --> 00:39:04,223
Most of the attention was centred
around this 13-year-old boy, Raulio.
402
00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:09,543
And he had such a sort of wide-eyed
innocence
403
00:39:09,703 --> 00:39:12,183
that of course I was instantly
suspicious.
404
00:39:13,383 --> 00:39:16,103
Even when I saw him nearly choke
to death
405
00:39:16,223 --> 00:39:19,943
as he sicked up half a live frog.
406
00:39:20,063 --> 00:39:22,863
Tears of shock in those wide eyes.
407
00:39:23,023 --> 00:39:25,263
I thought, "It's a trick.
It's a conjuror's trick."
408
00:39:28,303 --> 00:39:29,503
But?
409
00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:32,943
Well, then I saw him levitate.
410
00:39:34,183 --> 00:39:36,063
I saw him slam repeatedly
against the wall.
411
00:39:37,543 --> 00:39:39,903
And he would vomit up far worse
things than a frog.
412
00:39:42,223 --> 00:39:43,823
What happened?
413
00:39:45,543 --> 00:39:47,023
Um, he died.
414
00:39:47,143 --> 00:39:48,543
How awful!
415
00:39:50,303 --> 00:39:52,783
I don't think we're dealing with
anything like that here.
416
00:39:52,903 --> 00:39:54,663
Because it's Enfield?
417
00:39:54,863 --> 00:39:58,743
No, because high-spirited girls have been
pulling these sorts of pranks for centuries.
418
00:40:00,143 --> 00:40:04,103
It's impossible to believe it till
you see it for yourself.
419
00:40:04,223 --> 00:40:06,543
That's what I always say.
420
00:40:12,183 --> 00:40:14,223
So, how long have you been a member
of the Society?
421
00:40:15,263 --> 00:40:17,983
Uh, just after our daughter died,
422
00:40:18,143 --> 00:40:21,303
so that's... That's just over
a year, now.
423
00:40:21,423 --> 00:40:23,703
Your daughter died a year ago?
424
00:40:25,063 --> 00:40:27,423
My God. How ghastly.
Maurice, I'm so sorry.
425
00:40:28,943 --> 00:40:30,463
Did you, uh...
426
00:40:31,943 --> 00:40:34,343
Did you know it was coming?
No. A bolt out of the blue.
427
00:40:35,663 --> 00:40:38,703
Late night phone call.
Every parent's worst nightmare.
428
00:40:38,863 --> 00:40:40,983
She'd been on the back
of her boyfriend's motorbike.
429
00:40:41,103 --> 00:40:43,463
Except there was an accident.
430
00:40:44,183 --> 00:40:46,343
The thing is, almost immediately
afterwards,
431
00:40:46,503 --> 00:40:48,823
we felt, and other members
of the family,
432
00:40:48,943 --> 00:40:50,783
that Janet was trying to contact us.
433
00:40:50,903 --> 00:40:52,063
Janet?
434
00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:53,983
Yeah, that was my daughter's name.
435
00:41:02,343 --> 00:41:04,063
There we are.
436
00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:14,703
How could you not mention that your
daughter was called Janet?
437
00:41:14,823 --> 00:41:17,103
Well, it's not relevant. Oh, it is!
438
00:41:19,743 --> 00:41:23,503
It is. One might say it is
THE relevant fact. Good grief!
439
00:41:23,663 --> 00:41:26,583
Hang on a minute! When people scream
"Poltergeist"
440
00:41:26,743 --> 00:41:30,103
the first question I always ask is,
"What's the pay-off for them?"
441
00:41:30,263 --> 00:41:32,703
It couldn't be clearer! You're
running away from your grief.
442
00:41:32,863 --> 00:41:36,823
I saw a teapot move on its own
accord, right there.
443
00:41:36,983 --> 00:41:40,583
You see what you WANT to see.
And you see what YOU want to see.
444
00:41:40,743 --> 00:41:43,583
A silly old man, and Guy Lyon
Playfair, the great expert!
445
00:41:43,703 --> 00:41:45,263
I AM the expert!
446
00:41:47,423 --> 00:41:49,103
This is over.
447
00:41:54,783 --> 00:41:56,543
You're a journalist.
If this is fraud,
448
00:41:56,703 --> 00:41:58,863
you should be able to find proof
of fraud.
449
00:42:00,503 --> 00:42:02,063
Alright.
450
00:42:02,223 --> 00:42:04,383
Alright, I'll stay and find out
what's really going on.
451
00:42:04,503 --> 00:42:06,383
On one condition - you're not here.
452
00:42:08,863 --> 00:42:11,343
I... I can't do that, no.
453
00:42:11,503 --> 00:42:14,223
I've... I've promised Janet
I wouldn't leave her alone.
454
00:42:14,383 --> 00:42:17,263
You wouldn't be leaving her alone.
You'd be leaving her with me.
455
00:42:18,983 --> 00:42:20,103
Alright.
456
00:42:26,783 --> 00:42:29,383
It's... It's just for a bit.
457
00:44:03,903 --> 00:44:05,263
Aghh!
458
00:44:15,623 --> 00:44:17,023
Janet!
459
00:44:17,223 --> 00:44:18,423
Janet!
460
00:44:22,383 --> 00:44:23,943
Alright, alright!
461
00:44:42,423 --> 00:44:43,983
We ought to be asking it questions.
462
00:44:44,103 --> 00:44:45,063
Stop it!
463
00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:46,143
Speak!
464
00:44:47,063 --> 00:44:50,743
Sit in the corner, little bitch!
465
00:44:50,768 --> 00:45:15,904
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