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Due to recession unemployment is
spreading like cancer..
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...In many countries.
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Bank of England's chief Merlyn
drops economic bombshell.
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Everyone's crisis could become
worse than the great depression.
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We end today's show with President
Barack Obama's words on global crisis.
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He says, "These are hard times."
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"There will be more jobs lost,
more of closures and more pain."
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Hi, you have reached Jerry Patel.
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If you're my landlord,
I've already sent the money.
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If you're my parents,
please send me some money.
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If you're my friends,
you owe me money.
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And if you are a girl, don't worry.
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I have plenty of money.
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Where are you going, Jasmeet?
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Did you hear?
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They just sacked Jasmeet.
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I think they're
picking on you brown guys.
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You will be the first to walk
the gallows in this recession.
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Your parents are from Bhatinda.
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You live in South Hall.
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And I'm brown?
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That's racist man.
- Exactly.
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Nicky b°Y-
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Big day.
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'Finally! At least someone
remembered my birthday.'
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Here's your bonus.
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Thanks, Mr. Weisswork.
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Spend that bonus wisely.
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Hey, Paula. I'll pay you
by the end of the month.
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Whatever.
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Hey, kiddo. You're not
allowed to skate in here.
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Burglary on exit four.
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Kid on a skateboard
heading your way.
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Jerry, watch your position.
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I'm on it.
- Let's go.
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Give me the bag.
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Medicines.
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I swear my grandma needs these.
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Can't breathe without them.
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Please let me go.
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Punch me.
- What?
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Punch me and run.
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On the face, you idiot..
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I was ordered to fire
one man from my team today.
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You made my job easier.
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Give me your badge.
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Bye, Jerry
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That's mall property.
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Get off right now.
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Duffer.
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What's up, Graig.
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Surprise.
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Oh no.
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No,Guys.
The suprise isn't for him.
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False alarm.
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Guys, surprise.
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Come on. He's here.
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Surprise.
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What a party!
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Happy birthday, baby.
- Thank you.
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I have been planning your party..
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...for the past two days.
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It got wasted on him.
- It's okay, Rads.
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This is awesome. Thank you.
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I got it for you.
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At least he brought something.
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You know, Nick..
- Happy birthday, my brother..
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...from a hotter mother.
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Don't mess with him.
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When Nick came to college,
Jerry was his senior.
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And when Nick graduated then
also Jerry was his senior.
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Since then, they've
been living together.
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They share everything.
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Except for responsibilities,
bills and rent.
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And then, thank God for that.
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But I tolerate Jerry because..
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...If it wasn't for him,
then three years ago..
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...Nick would have faced
some problems in meeting me.
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Nine o'clock check.
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I have already noticed.
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She is waiting for someone.
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Sorry honey I am late. Sorry.
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Yeah, but look at her, J.
- Forget it.
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HOW?
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Alcohol.
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Perfect.
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Jessica.Send your finest bottle of Chardonnay to that Indian girl there.
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Sure.
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Give me the 200 pounds.
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Why are you wasting money?
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And anyway, she is with someone.
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She is with a foreigner.
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This will go on for
two-three months, maximum.
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As soon her parents find out..
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...they will get her
married to some boring..
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...Microsoft techie type guy..
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...who has more money and less hair.
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Think of it, J.
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If I don't go to her..
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...how will she know
what God has sent for her?
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I am the total package, J.
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Sorry, Superman.
Your bottle got turned down.
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What?
- Your package got rejected.
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By the way, Nick. You are right.
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How will she know what
God has sent for her?
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What are you thinking about?
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That girl's future lies
in your hands. Go get her.
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Go.
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And listen, don't
come back empty-handed.
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He'll get bashed up.
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If you spend all the
time with your brother..
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...then how will the other
boys get a chance? - Excuse me.
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Do you know him?
- No.
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That's what I am here to change.
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Just tell me are you
going to marry him?
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Please leave us alone.
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If you're not going to marry him..
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...then let me take you out to
dinner tonight. - That's it.
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Brian.
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I am 6 ft., and you look 5 ft. 8
we will look great together.
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I don't believe this guy.
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Tell him to stop speak in Hindi.
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Brian, that's it.
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After we get married,
we'll have a house in Hampton..
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...two cars, two children.
And a doggy.
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The perfect life.
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How many girls have you
tried this stunt with?
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Are you flirting with him?
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Honestly, I'm a very boring person.
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No one inspired me to
resort to such madness.
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You are the first.
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Brian.
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Brian, what are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
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"What's wrong with me?"
What's wrong with you?
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What are you doing with
the poor guy? He's bleeding.
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Radhika, whose side are you on?
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You know, you are a witch.
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Talk respectfully.
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She is my sister-in-law.
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Losers.
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One day this will
make a great flashback.
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That was the first and last time..
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...when Jerry did
something nice for me.
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Don't waste beer.
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Come with me.
- Pathetic.
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Where are we going?
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Come on, J. Look here.
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Jignesh. Jignesh. Get up.
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Not, Jignesh. It's Jerry, mother.
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Fifteen years ago I
changed that name..
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...when I boarded the plane.
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Get used to it, mother.
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I am Jerry.
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Jignesh is dead.
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Really, mother. It's
not that difficult.
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Jignesh turned to Jerry.
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Jerry is Jignesh.
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Yes, mother.
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Yes, mother. I bought a car.
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That too a convertible.
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Your son drives to the
office breathing fresh air.
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"Let it be. Let it be. Let it be."
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"Let there be a twist in the story."
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"I have this right.
Give me a chance, life."
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I love her, J.
- I love her, too.
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Shut up.
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I don't care what
problems the two of you have.
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Sort it out.
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The problem is with you, Nick.
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Whenever she looks at
you she imagines a house.
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She imagines the
Country Club membership.
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A chauffeur-driven car.
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Private education for her children.
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I don't think you're her boyfriend.
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She thinks you are a LIC agent.
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She doesn't see a house,
but our house.
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Not her children, but
the future of our children.
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This is our dream.
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So for God's sake, brother..
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...don't ruin it.
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LIC agent?
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What am I in your life?
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An ATM card with unlimited credit.
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Oh yes, I just remembered.
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The debit card is exhausted.
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Deposit some money.
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You know you are being
laid off when your boss says..
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..."We need to talk" or
"Times are tough" or..
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Nick, this company
cannot afford you..
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...due to the current economy.
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I am sorry.
We'll have to let you go.
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But just yesterday
Mr. Weisswork gave me a bonus.
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And that's why the
company has fired him as well.
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And who are you?
- Your new boss.
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Sorry, ex-boss.
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Nick. Nick.
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Are you fine?
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That bonus.. spend it wisely.
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Do you know anything
about DBS return policy?
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You will get one week off in a year.
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No bonus.
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If you come late,
your salary will be deducted.
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You will have to laugh
at the boss's jokes.
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And yes,
you do have knowledge about..
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...PowerPoint and Excel, don't you?
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Ma'am, I don't think you
have read my resume properly.
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I am not applying for
a typist's job.
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This is a really bad phase.
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Tomorrow you might
not get this as well.
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Sorry, I am
over-qualified for this job.
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Who is behind you?
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Who is this gentleman?
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Madam, I don't need a
single holiday in a year.
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I don't want a bonus.
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I will laugh at the boss's jokes.
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In fact, I will amuse him.
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He will teach me PowerPoint
and Excel.
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You can teach me some small things.
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So, do I get the job?
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I am sorry, but you are
under-qualified for this job.
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Say it.
- What is your problem?
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Fine, I am
over-qualified for this job.
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But my friend is perfect
for this job.
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Please leave, gentlemen.
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This interview is over.
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By the way, madam, what
are your qualifications?
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Tell us.
- Get out of my office.
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Fine. At least tell
us your measurements.
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Get out right now.
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They are very
popular hot destinations.
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Nick, I think we should
get the bookings done soon.
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Otherwise we won't get tickets later.
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Look.
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'How do I tell her
that I don't have money..'
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'..to even take the subway?'
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'Just give me a hint..'
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'..and I will steal the ring
from her finger in some dark alley.'
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'People get mugged all the time.'
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Nick, this gown is perfect, isn't it?
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The price tag's much more beautiful.
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It's a Valentino, my
favorite designer.
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'Promise me that while
stealing the ring..'
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'..you won't hurt her.'
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'I can try, but I won't promise.'
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'Forget it. I'll try something.'
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Rads, we are blindly doing
everything that others do.
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What? - I mean a fake,
over-the-top wedding..
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...and then a fairytale honeymoon.
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These things give one such
high expectations that..
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...real life just can't match up.
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That's why marriages breakup.
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'And Nick Mathur hits that
for a six.'
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'Don't go out of the crease
and bat. You will get out.'
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I agree.
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A reception at a five-star
hotel and hours of sitting..
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...on those stupid stools,
while we keep smiling for hours.
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Yes.
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And, Radhika,
what about your father..
259
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,956
...who will run after the
car like a lunatic saying..
260
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,244
"..My daughter, my daughter?"
261
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,537
That.. think.
262
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,623
My God! I can actually see that.
263
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,912
Rads, shall we run
away and get married?
264
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,164
I love it.
265
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,757
I love you.
- I love you, too.
266
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,759
Okay. So a small ceremony.
- Super.
267
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,505
And then a long exotic honeymoon.
268
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,473
Just you and me, alone.
269
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:53,841
For a change.
270
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,218
And then as soon as we return..
271
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,765
...I'll redecorate the entire house.
272
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,312
French windows there.
273
00:18:58,429 --> 00:18:59,772
A bar on that side.
274
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:00,890
A study for you upstairs.
275
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:03,438
And a king-size master bedroom.
276
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,483
Life is just gonna be perfect.
277
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,445
The poor girl doesn't know that..
278
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,703
...our apartment is going
to be redecorated anyway.
279
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:18,742
"We would watch films.
Sing few songs."
280
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:23,880
"What happened to those nights when
we used to instantly fall asleep?"
281
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:28,593
"We would watch films.
Sing few songs."
282
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:33,510
"What happened to those nights when
we would instantly fall asleep?"
283
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:38,228
"When we used to fail
and face the brunt together."
284
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:42,766
"When we used to fail and
face the brunt together."
285
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:47,775
"We didn't have a penny,
yet we would somehow dare to."
286
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:52,651
"What happened to those nights when
we used to instantly fall asleep?"
287
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:18,676
Veer. - You forgot to pay
my fees again, didn't you?
288
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,516
If I had paid your fees
then I wouldn't have met you.
289
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,806
Did you have your breakfast?
- No.
290
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,774
Want some scolding? Go. Meet Fatty.
291
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,855
I can endure Fatty and her temper,
but not your anger.
292
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:32,697
Look.
293
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:34,362
Now your holidays have started.
294
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,657
I want you to tell me your plans..
295
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:37,653
...what you want to do
during your holidays.
296
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:38,870
Understand?
297
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,660
Until then, I will kiss Fatty.
298
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,541
Kiss Fatty.
299
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:45,582
You would rather kiss me.
- Okay.
300
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:51,835
Good luck, Jerry.
301
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,724
Jerry, I'm afraid things have
become a little more serious..
302
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,392
...than you expected.
303
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,937
This is Vikrant Mehra
from Social Services.
304
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:04,851
From today I am handling
Veer's case.
305
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,315
Veer is not some case.
306
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:07,979
Mr. Patel,
please don't interrupt me.
307
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,443
I am here on behalf of
the government.
308
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:14,323
After the death of your
sister and her husband..
309
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:17,485
...Veer's legal
custody was given to you..
310
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,612
...only because you would
fulfill that duty responsibly.
311
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:22,160
But I am afraid due to
your fluctuating jobs..
312
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,658
...and financial status..
313
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,536
..Veer's file is getting quite fat.
314
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:30,627
Jerry, you haven't paid his school
fees for the past four months.
315
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,375
Four months, Mr. Patel.
316
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,968
It cannot be ignored.
317
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,211
I am not ignoring him.
318
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:38,218
Yes, I have been a little
late in paying his fees.
319
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:39,844
But I assure you that..
320
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,804
...I won't repeat this mistake.
321
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,348
I just need some time.
322
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:44,686
And we are giving you that time.
323
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:47,727
But for the last time.
324
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,768
And that is only thanks to
Mr. Brown and Veer's advice.
325
00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:52,440
Thank you, sir.
- But after the holidays..
326
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:55,155
...If you can't fulfill
Veer's basic expenses..
327
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,149
...then we will start
looking for another family..
328
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,536
...a foster home for him.
- What?
329
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,205
Foster family. Why?
330
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,829
I am Veer's family. I..
- Mr. Patel, please.
331
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:08,870
Maybe you are forgetting
that Veer is a child, not me.
332
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:11,588
I hope that you
won't break Veer's trust.
333
00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:17,216
See you after the holidays.
334
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,340
Two weeks.
335
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:21,590
Mr. Brown.
336
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:31,351
Sorry, Mr. Mathur.
We aren't hiring right now.
337
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:35,279
Mr. Mathur, there are no
job openings in our company.
338
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,733
Radhika, I need to
talk to you urgently.
339
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:40,492
Something happened in my office and..
- Nick..
340
00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:42,278
...I'm going to India tomorrow.
so first some fresh gossip.
341
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:43,578
Priya-Prashant broke up.
342
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:45,580
What? But they were
supposed to get married next week.
343
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,666
Prashant got fired and
Priya got cold feet.
344
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:50,662
So will Priya marry
Prashant or his job?
345
00:22:50,661 --> 00:22:51,708
That's exactly what I told her.
346
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:54,752
I mean she can work as well.
- I can't believe it.
347
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:58,927
When Prashant needed her
the most, she left him.
348
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:00,842
There must have been parental
pressure from the beginning.
349
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:02,590
She might be thinking
practically as well.
350
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:04,550
Everyone has some
dreams for themselves.
351
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,852
After all, one can't
live on love alone.
352
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:09,313
Oh, so people should fall in love..
353
00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:11,649
...only when they can afford food.
354
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:12,732
Come on, Nick.
355
00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:15,649
There is nothing wrong in
wanting a nice, comfortable life.
356
00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:18,318
You can't eat chicken roll
for the rest of your life.
357
00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:22,694
"From where to bring courage when
there is not a penny in my pocket?"
358
00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:27,744
"Where did those nights vanish when
I would fall asleep in an instant?"
359
00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:32,496
"I would watch movies
and sing songs."
360
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,372
Jerry, cookies.
361
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:35,588
Here you go.
362
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:39,672
Oops.
363
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:41,383
Sorry.
364
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:43,593
What a pity. All the
good men are married.
365
00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:44,715
He is Jerry Patel,single.
366
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,638
Quiet, my Facebook profile.
367
00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:53,815
Call me.
368
00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:58,692
Now you will have to buy this box.
369
00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:00,527
Cool.
370
00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:07,659
That will be 15 pounds.
371
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,412
Brother, I'm short of four.
372
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:18,294
Jerry, I don't want cookies.
373
00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:20,588
Mom says they give you cavities.
374
00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:36,480
What are you looking at?
- Nothing.
375
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,860
Do you like video games?
- It's awesome, Jerry.
376
00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:48,529
Daniel, this game for Christmas.
377
00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:51,658
And I always come first
in car racing.
378
00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:54,373
Wow! Show me your hands.
379
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:59,419
Take this.
- Wow! Cookies.
380
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,844
Bills. Bills.
381
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:05,880
Job rejections.
382
00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:07,760
Job rejections. Rent.
383
00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:09,679
Rent.
384
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,552
And a letter from your mother.
385
00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:18,567
Jiggu, a letter from your mother.
386
00:25:18,559 --> 00:25:19,606
I get it.
387
00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:22,650
'Jiggu, a letter from your mother.'
388
00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:30,455
Look, I have only two weeks
to pay Jerry's school fees.
389
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:35,831
Look, J. I lost the money that
I invested in the stock market..
390
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:39,375
And my savings were spent in
paying the rent and expenses.
391
00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:41,381
Nick, you don't understand.
392
00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:43,375
The Social Service people..
393
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:46,379
...will hand over my
Veer to a foster family.
394
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,389
I cannot lose Veer, Nick.
395
00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:50,723
Don't even think like that, Jerry.
396
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,430
We will figure something out.
397
00:25:57,431 --> 00:26:01,686
Nick, I was thinking why don't you
take up some small jobs like me?
398
00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:03,278
Drive a taxi.
399
00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:05,276
Sell pirated DVDs.
400
00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:07,817
I am an MBA from the
London School of Economics.
401
00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:10,953
If I take up such jobs,
what's the point of my degree?
402
00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:12,537
Degree. Degree. Degree.
403
00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:14,406
What is the difference
between you and me today?
404
00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:15,657
Tell me. What is the difference?
405
00:26:15,783 --> 00:26:17,376
Today your Mercedes and my cycle..
406
00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:19,244
...are standing at the
signal of recession.
407
00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:23,545
Mr. Mathur, you and I.. are same.
408
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:25,292
We are on the same level.
409
00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:27,594
Bragging about his degree.
410
00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:33,388
J, if one door has closed on us,
another one will open up..
411
00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:36,433
...where we will make money
and retain our honor as well.
412
00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:10,296
J, I don't think
we should go inside.
413
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:11,922
Like you said, Nick..
414
00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:14,766
...If one door closes,
the other one opens up itself.
415
00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,305
Come on.
416
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,633
I have seen enough.
- Nick, stop.
417
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:57,767
If you didn't want to
stay then why did you come?
418
00:27:58,302 --> 00:28:02,352
Don't you want to know
why I gave you my card?
419
00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:31,544
Welcome, boys.
420
00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:36,969
Instead of sitting at the
bar and crying like girls..
421
00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:38,972
...take a look at
yourselves in the mirror.
422
00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:41,053
You two have it in you.
423
00:28:41,178 --> 00:28:43,476
But don't have the
brains to recognize it.
424
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:47,685
I have three branches,
London, New York and Tokyo.
425
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:50,566
I am having some
license troubles in Mumbai.
426
00:28:52,439 --> 00:28:54,988
Here's the form. That's the door.
427
00:28:55,651 --> 00:28:56,903
It's your choice.
428
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:04,917
Chest.
429
00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:06,996
Biceps.
430
00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:09,005
Size.
431
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:11,925
Fantastic career move.
432
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:14,340
Super plan.
433
00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:18,348
I am waiting outside.
- Nick.
434
00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:20,133
Nick.
435
00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:23,186
He's slightly crazy.
436
00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:24,976
The poor guy's in love.
He is in love.
437
00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:27,140
What is love.
438
00:29:27,391 --> 00:29:29,519
Baby don't hurt me.
439
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:32,863
Don't hurt me no more.
440
00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:36,067
You are in love too.
441
00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:40,162
The only difference is he is
standing outside for his love..
442
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:43,408
...and you.. will fill this form.
443
00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:49,918
Name, Jerry Patel.
444
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:54,885
Chest..
445
00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:58,380
42
446
00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:03,344
Biceps..
- 20
447
00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:06,604
Mine.
448
00:30:08,265 --> 00:30:09,733
Yours are 16.
449
00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:13,270
16
450
00:30:13,395 --> 00:30:16,069
Size, 11.
451
00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,494
Sexual preference.
452
00:30:25,282 --> 00:30:26,659
Female.
- Good.
453
00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:28,535
Obviously female.
454
00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:33,457
Sir, let me sign.
- No need for that.
455
00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,218
Like I said..
456
00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:38,462
...you just need to be recognized.
457
00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:42,174
From today you are Rocco.
458
00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:48,105
You have all the
qualifications of an escort.
459
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,398
Sir, what will I have to do?
460
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:52,017
You will spread happiness..
461
00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,652
Is Santa Claus on a holiday?
462
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:58,274
...to lonely, sad and bored women.
463
00:30:58,774 --> 00:31:01,744
Make them forget the
problems of their life for a while..
464
00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:03,904
...and you will make them happy.
465
00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:05,489
It may be shopping.
466
00:31:05,906 --> 00:31:07,123
And then a bit dinner.
467
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:08,618
Or making her boyfriend jealous.
468
00:31:08,742 --> 00:31:11,211
Or taking girls to the cinema.
- Right.
469
00:31:13,163 --> 00:31:15,962
You will get the time
and address on this.
470
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,505
Okay.
- Got it.
471
00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:20,212
Get used to the new name.
472
00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:23,465
I am Rocco.
473
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:24,841
I am Rocco.
474
00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:26,385
From Jignesh to Jerry.
475
00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:27,887
And now Rocco.
476
00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:29,475
The standard of your
name is falling lower.
477
00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:32,562
Oh, your principles, your rules.
478
00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:37,066
Your principles can't get us
a decent square meal, Nick.
479
00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:38,905
How can you joke about it, Jerry?
480
00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:40,820
How could you fill that form?
481
00:31:40,941 --> 00:31:42,067
It's nothing.
482
00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:43,326
I just had to write my
upper-body measurement..
483
00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:45,366
...and my shoe-size. That's all.
484
00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:47,243
If you wrote down your shoe size..
485
00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:49,082
...then there is going to
be a long line of girls.
486
00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:05,341
Hello.
- Ritz hotel. Room 136.
487
00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:06,929
7 o'clock.
488
00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:12,347
Jignesh Patel, get up.
489
00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:14,436
There's a message for your shoes.
490
00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,903
She will tell you the
means of her happiness.
491
00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:26,657
And you will decide the
limits of her happiness.
492
00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:31,708
The smaller the limits,
the more the money.
493
00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:58,227
My name is Rocco, and I am
here to spread happiness.
494
00:32:58,435 --> 00:32:59,652
Perfect.
495
00:33:06,735 --> 00:33:10,865
I have heard that male
escorts are naughty, not shy.
496
00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:13,409
I'm getting married next week.
497
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:15,706
So I thought I deserved some fun.
498
00:33:15,869 --> 00:33:17,041
So, Rocco.
499
00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:20,549
What's the first item
on the fun menu?
500
00:33:20,707 --> 00:33:23,085
Madam, there wouldn't be any
dearth of happiness in your life.
501
00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:29,008
For fun we can go for shopping,
have dinner, and go to the cinema..
502
00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:33,062
I am not paying you 400
pounds to take me to a movie.
503
00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:39,060
We all have a right to
celebrate our freedom, right.
504
00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:42,528
Paying hard to get home.
505
00:33:45,732 --> 00:33:48,861
Your husband is calling.
506
00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:58,958
Amit. Yes, I'm taking
the morning flight.
507
00:33:59,246 --> 00:34:01,123
Yes, please send
the driver on time. Okay.
508
00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:03,250
Talk to you later.
509
00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:07,137
Whether I am single, divorcee
or the mother of six children..
510
00:34:07,254 --> 00:34:08,847
...It shouldn't make
any difference to you.
511
00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:10,557
Sorry, but I can't do this.
512
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:13,472
What the hell!
513
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:16,187
I'm going to complain
to your agency.
514
00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:37,285
Jerry, you won't leave me
like my parents, will you?
515
00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:39,912
No, son. Never.
I'll never leave you.
516
00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,413
How can I leave you?
517
00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:43,127
I promise.
518
00:34:43,373 --> 00:34:44,545
Take this.
519
00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:46,168
I swear on Iron Man.
520
00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:47,631
You swear on Iron Man?
521
00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:49,546
Yes. I swear on Iron Man.
522
00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:51,511
Close your eyes. Come on.
523
00:34:56,636 --> 00:34:59,480
It's bad, but its business.
524
00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:00,815
There's a bachelorette party.
525
00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:02,601
Listen carefully.
526
00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:06,946
A girl's wedding day is the
most important day of her life.
527
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:11,485
But what's more important is
the last night of her freedom.
528
00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:14,287
And you won't let this
night come to an end.
529
00:35:14,487 --> 00:35:16,831
This is your last chance, Rocco.
530
00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:21,791
I know you won't listen to me.
531
00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:23,754
Even then,I'm saying stop.
532
00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:27,338
I know you won't listen to me..
533
00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:30,295
...but even then I'm saying,
come with me.
534
00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:31,842
What do you think?
535
00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:34,341
Don't I love Veer?
536
00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:36,927
I know that we've been
sitting idle in this house..
537
00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:38,178
...for the past three months.
538
00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,347
And you'll earn a lot
of money with this job.
539
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:42,770
But you're not that
kind of a person, Jerry.
540
00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:46,482
What kind of a person are
you talking about, Nick?
541
00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:49,189
The person who plays the sad songs..
542
00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:51,362
...on the subway benches because..
543
00:35:51,524 --> 00:35:53,572
...his seven-year-old child is growing
up with some other family? That one?
544
00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:56,071
You are right. I am not that person.
545
00:35:56,071 --> 00:35:58,369
Look, I will take up
that typist's job.
546
00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:00,492
You can talk to the
restaurant manager.
547
00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:02,168
You might get that job.
548
00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:04,413
How long will we lie
to ourselves, Nick?
549
00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:05,796
Today we don't even have the money..
550
00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:07,666
...to pay the rent of this apartment.
551
00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:08,879
Why don't you understand?
552
00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:12,255
Since college, I have
failed in everything..
553
00:36:12,379 --> 00:36:14,222
...that you haven't supported me in.
554
00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:15,764
But I cannot fail today.
555
00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:18,885
It's okay if you aren't coming along.
556
00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:21,934
At least don't stop me from trying.
557
00:36:40,782 --> 00:36:43,581
Attention, ladies.
558
00:36:44,244 --> 00:36:45,746
I am inspector Rocco.
559
00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:47,463
And according to my investigations..
560
00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:49,582
...a serious crime is
going to be committed here.
561
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:56,262
A hot, single, innocent
girl is about to get married.
562
00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:57,723
Where is she?
563
00:37:02,846 --> 00:37:04,519
I am Natasha Mehra.
564
00:37:05,265 --> 00:37:08,485
And I am that hot,
single, innocent girl..
565
00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:10,228
...who is about to get married.
566
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:15,610
By the way, what will my
punishment be, inspector?
567
00:37:22,824 --> 00:37:28,672
Natasha, you will have to
spend the night in my jail.
568
00:37:31,624 --> 00:37:33,672
Will you punish all the girls?
569
00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:36,842
Alone? You will get tired,
inspector.
570
00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:41,760
Batman is incomplete without Robin.
571
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,683
Veeru is incomplete without Jai.
572
00:37:43,845 --> 00:37:45,847
Similarly, Hunter will
surely come on Rocco's call.
573
00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:49,271
Even Rajnikant will
clap on such a dialogue.
574
00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:51,645
"Make some noise for the Desi Boyz."
575
00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:54,693
"The Boys."
576
00:37:56,733 --> 00:37:57,700
"The Boys."
577
00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:18,258
"Let's go. Come on."
578
00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:21,508
"We will rule the
hearts of the girls."
579
00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:24,512
"That's the rumor."
580
00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:28,269
"We will break even Romeo's record."
581
00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:31,313
"Set new rules of love."
582
00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:34,654
"Everyone says we are naughty."
583
00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:37,741
"But we are decent at heart."
584
00:38:37,899 --> 00:38:39,572
"Make some noise for the Desi Boyz."
585
00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:41,528
"One two three go."
586
00:38:41,694 --> 00:38:43,196
"Dancing on English beats."
587
00:38:43,363 --> 00:38:44,706
"Swaying to the heartbeats."
588
00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:46,450
"Jamming to the rhythm."
589
00:38:46,616 --> 00:38:47,833
"The Desi Boyz."
590
00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:49,624
"Looking all handsome and decent."
591
00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:51,587
"With their broad chest and biceps."
592
00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:52,921
"Jamming to the rhythm."
593
00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:54,666
"The Desi Boyz."
594
00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:56,634
"Dancing on English beats."
595
00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:58,503
"Swaying to the heartbeats."
596
00:38:58,628 --> 00:38:59,845
"Jamming to the rhythm."
597
00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:01,590
"The Desi Boyz."
598
00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:03,512
"Looking all handsome and decent."
599
00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:04,930
"With their broad chest and biceps."
600
00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:06,644
"Jamming to the rhythm."
601
00:39:06,761 --> 00:39:08,684
"The Desi Boyz."
602
00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:25,493
"We only spread love."
603
00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:28,742
"The girls are always
looking for us."
604
00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:32,497
"They say Lady Gaga is our fan."
605
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:35,499
"Tell her to come
and meet us sometime."
606
00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:42,222
"Our only rule is to
keep the girls happy."
607
00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:43,840
"Make some noise for
the Desi Boyz."
608
00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:45,509
"One two three go."
609
00:39:45,675 --> 00:39:47,518
"Dancing on English beats."
610
00:39:47,677 --> 00:39:48,894
"Swaying to the heartbeats."
611
00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:50,685
"Jamming to the rhythm."
612
00:39:50,805 --> 00:39:52,398
"The Desi Boyz."
613
00:39:52,515 --> 00:39:53,641
"Looking all handsome and decent."
614
00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:55,727
"With their broad chest
and biceps."
615
00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:57,441
"Jamming to the rhythm."
616
00:39:57,562 --> 00:39:59,235
"The Desi Boyz."
617
00:40:26,466 --> 00:40:29,515
"We are quite good
at doing mischief."
618
00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:32,890
"it is our duty,
whenever we see a girl."
619
00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:36,518
"We always drop at home,
never return late at night."
620
00:40:36,643 --> 00:40:39,487
"Come dance with me."
621
00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:43,234
"We are the weakness of girls,
they squander all their wealth on us."
622
00:40:43,358 --> 00:40:46,487
"The entire world quarrels over us."
623
00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:49,535
"What did you see in us? Come,
let's ask her too."
624
00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:52,830
"Come dance with me."
625
00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:56,500
"Everyone says we are naughty."
626
00:40:56,663 --> 00:40:59,792
"But we are decent at heart."
627
00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:01,714
"Make some noise for the Desi Boyz."
628
00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:03,427
"One two three go."
629
00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:04,887
"Dancing on English beats."
630
00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:06,677
"Swaying to the heartbeats."
631
00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:08,596
"Jamming to the rhythm."
632
00:41:08,591 --> 00:41:09,934
"The Desi Boyz."
633
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:11,678
"Looking all handsome and decent."
634
00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:13,680
"With their broad chest and biceps."
635
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,307
"Jamming to the rhythm."
636
00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:16,899
"The Desi Boyz."
637
00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:20,566
"We have seen in all the nooks
and corners of the entire world."
638
00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:23,440
"The Desi Boyz are the best."
639
00:41:23,564 --> 00:41:25,441
"Raise your voices."
640
00:41:25,441 --> 00:41:27,239
"Make some noises."
641
00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:28,745
"We are here just for you."
642
00:41:28,903 --> 00:41:30,655
"The Desi Boyz."
643
00:42:03,813 --> 00:42:06,407
800. 900.
644
00:42:06,983 --> 00:42:08,451
1000
645
00:42:09,902 --> 00:42:11,654
These are the fees,
and this the rent.
646
00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:14,658
Desi Boyz is the only
company that is recession-proof.
647
00:42:14,907 --> 00:42:15,954
Look, Jerry.
648
00:42:16,409 --> 00:42:17,456
Don't get so happy.
649
00:42:17,577 --> 00:42:18,703
And listen carefully.
650
00:42:18,828 --> 00:42:19,954
We have to follow three rules.
651
00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:22,707
Your rules, your principles.
652
00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:25,301
Listen, nothing else.
653
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:27,921
Fine, next.
654
00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:29,297
Rule no 2.
655
00:42:29,422 --> 00:42:33,302
No one should know our real names.
656
00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:35,596
I was thinking of changing
my name to Rocco permanently.
657
00:42:35,595 --> 00:42:36,938
Third rule.
- Yes,third one.
658
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:38,352
Radhika.
659
00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:41,397
Radhika should never
find out about is.
660
00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:42,894
It's better that she finds out.
661
00:42:43,019 --> 00:42:43,770
She will leave you.
662
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:44,862
This matter will end here.
663
00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:03,710
My husband.
664
00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:12,423
Thank you, for last night.
665
00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:34,654
Thank you, for last night.
666
00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:46,965
Thank you, for last night.
667
00:43:53,422 --> 00:43:54,469
But still, Jerry.
668
00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:58,811
Everyone's fathers will be
talking about their jobs.
669
00:43:58,928 --> 00:44:01,351
What's this idea about giving
an interview on Father's Day?
670
00:44:01,848 --> 00:44:02,849
If we were been in lndia..
671
00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:05,318
...It would've ended with a
game of musical chair and snacks.
672
00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:07,357
But what is the problem, Jerry?
673
00:44:07,353 --> 00:44:10,698
You have paid my fees and
now you also have a job.
674
00:44:10,857 --> 00:44:12,404
That's the problem, Shorty.
675
00:44:13,818 --> 00:44:14,944
What happened?
676
00:44:15,361 --> 00:44:16,533
Say something.
677
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,998
I have a bet with Daniel.
678
00:44:19,365 --> 00:44:20,708
He keeps teasing me all the time.
679
00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:23,920
Today he will know
that I have a dad as well.
680
00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:27,757
Thank you, Dr. Gibson.
681
00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:30,335
So, who is next?
682
00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:32,341
Mr. Patel.
683
00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:35,723
Would you like to tell the
class about what you do?
684
00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:39,352
Since it's Father's Day
I would like to talk..
685
00:44:39,468 --> 00:44:40,594
...In the language me
and my son understand.
686
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:42,939
If that is okay with you.
- Sure, Mr. Patel.
687
00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:52,441
What do I tell you
about my job, Veer?
688
00:44:54,317 --> 00:44:57,696
I don't hold a dignified
job like the other parents.
689
00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:00,699
I am an ordinary man..
690
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:03,334
...who has done really ordinary jobs.
691
00:45:04,785 --> 00:45:08,710
But my recognition isn't
from what I do but from you.
692
00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:13,712
I will happily take up
any good or bad job..
693
00:45:13,836 --> 00:45:17,431
...so that you don't lack anything.
694
00:45:17,590 --> 00:45:19,467
You won't be ordinary like me.
695
00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:21,310
You can dream all you want.
696
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:24,723
And I promise you, all
your dreams will be fulfilled.
697
00:45:25,598 --> 00:45:26,645
Love you, my son.
698
00:45:27,183 --> 00:45:28,150
Love you Jerry.
699
00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:33,610
Don't cry.
700
00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:35,199
All the girls are watching.
701
00:45:35,191 --> 00:45:36,989
They will tease you all your life.
702
00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:42,741
Here, your PSP.
- Wow!
703
00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:51,003
Mr. Patel, I don't think
anyone needs a language..
704
00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:52,291
...to recognize love.
705
00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:54,801
Thank you for coming.
- Pleasure.
706
00:45:55,962 --> 00:45:58,590
Rocco and Hunter have
the longest clientele..
707
00:45:58,714 --> 00:46:00,591
...In the shortest time.
708
00:46:00,841 --> 00:46:03,640
Here's to the Desi Boyz family.
709
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:04,683
Bottoms up.
710
00:46:11,978 --> 00:46:13,730
Delivery in 30 minutes or free.
711
00:46:15,064 --> 00:46:16,816
That's 20 quits for the pizza, right?
712
00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:27,581
This is for thinking I
am a pizza delivery boy.
713
00:46:27,994 --> 00:46:30,793
And this is for
stealing my daughter from me.
714
00:46:32,164 --> 00:46:34,587
Aren't you surprised to see us?
- He is shocked.
715
00:46:34,959 --> 00:46:36,211
Come on, introduce us
to your guests.
716
00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:38,008
And keep the change.
717
00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:42,300
I didn't know there is a party here.
718
00:46:43,009 --> 00:46:44,135
And who are these people?
719
00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:45,428
I have never met them before.
720
00:46:45,553 --> 00:46:47,021
Nothing, they are
just colleagues, Rads.
721
00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:47,809
I thought we will meet at home.
722
00:46:47,930 --> 00:46:50,058
They will get to know each other.
- Well done.
723
00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:54,279
'Show her the new office
along with the new colleagues.'
724
00:46:55,521 --> 00:46:57,740
'I will handle Radhika
and you handle her dad.'
725
00:46:57,898 --> 00:46:59,024
Daddy. Daddy.
726
00:47:05,531 --> 00:47:07,704
Relax, you are like so pretend.
727
00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:08,792
I am a little ticklish.
So stop it please.
728
00:47:08,951 --> 00:47:09,873
Please.
729
00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:12,713
And leave you stressed out
like this? No way. - Okay.
730
00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:13,922
Uncle, uncle.
731
00:47:14,206 --> 00:47:15,708
I am Jerry, Nick's friend.
732
00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:18,507
Nick's best friend.
- Suresh Awasthi, nice to meet you.
733
00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:20,763
Radhika often talks about you.
734
00:47:21,464 --> 00:47:23,762
Wake me up, before you go. Go.
735
00:47:23,883 --> 00:47:25,351
No, no. Not now.
736
00:47:25,468 --> 00:47:27,345
Continue. You are priceless. Come on.
737
00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:30,349
Actually it's 200 pounds an hour.
- What?
738
00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:32,892
What does Radhika say about me?
739
00:47:33,309 --> 00:47:36,734
Radhika says that you
are a useless, insolent..
740
00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:40,028
...Ill-mannered man.
741
00:47:40,149 --> 00:47:42,698
By the way, I like people like you.
- Thank you, uncle.
742
00:47:42,818 --> 00:47:44,070
Can I say something?
743
00:47:44,737 --> 00:47:48,082
Your daughter Radhika
isn't like you at all.
744
00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:50,710
Son, God blessed
Radhika with my looks..
745
00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:52,920
...but unfortunately with
the brains of her mother.
746
00:47:53,162 --> 00:47:54,163
Cherry, hop on.
747
00:47:55,164 --> 00:47:56,916
Let's go for the ride of our life.
748
00:47:57,041 --> 00:47:58,338
Come on.
749
00:47:58,918 --> 00:48:00,170
Okay, Cherry.
750
00:48:00,336 --> 00:48:01,588
You don't look so heavy.
751
00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:03,339
Because it's not Cherry, it's Jerry.
- Jerry.
752
00:48:04,423 --> 00:48:06,016
Here's your drink.
- Thank you.
753
00:48:06,550 --> 00:48:07,722
You know what?
754
00:48:08,552 --> 00:48:10,850
Nick has the finest body at work.
755
00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:11,977
Excuse me.
756
00:48:12,765 --> 00:48:14,062
Finest body of work, Rads.
757
00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:15,647
My client's list is very impressive.
758
00:48:15,768 --> 00:48:17,361
Oh, they just love him.
759
00:48:17,478 --> 00:48:19,401
Don't be so modest, Nick.
760
00:48:19,647 --> 00:48:20,899
I see, and what do you do?
761
00:48:21,023 --> 00:48:22,900
I forgot to introduce you.
762
00:48:23,025 --> 00:48:25,323
Radhika is my girlfriend.
- Fiance.
763
00:48:26,529 --> 00:48:27,371
Fiance?
764
00:48:29,198 --> 00:48:31,701
You are going to break
a lot of hearts, Nick.
765
00:48:35,538 --> 00:48:37,836
She was flirting with
you right before me.
766
00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:40,752
Girls are crazy about me.
767
00:48:41,293 --> 00:48:42,215
Jealous?
768
00:48:42,962 --> 00:48:45,181
I don't have a problem with that.
769
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:48,801
S u res h Awash I
770
00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:51,145
And you are..
- It's not easy.
771
00:48:51,262 --> 00:48:53,981
It will take time.
- I have all the time.
772
00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:56,935
I don't like empty glasses.
- Sir.
773
00:48:58,519 --> 00:49:00,738
You must be Nick's boss.
774
00:49:01,147 --> 00:49:03,900
I can recognize a
person's talent really well.
775
00:49:06,318 --> 00:49:07,319
Beautiful head.
776
00:49:09,864 --> 00:49:10,911
Baby oil.
777
00:49:11,574 --> 00:49:14,373
My company needs people like you.
778
00:49:14,743 --> 00:49:15,710
Thank you very much.
779
00:49:16,036 --> 00:49:18,289
By the way, I'm a
retired gynecologist.
780
00:49:18,622 --> 00:49:20,966
You look really fit
even after retirement.
781
00:49:21,542 --> 00:49:22,885
Do pay me a visit
when you have the time.
782
00:49:27,590 --> 00:49:29,183
Here's my card.
783
00:49:32,511 --> 00:49:33,979
Sir, I will keep this card.
784
00:49:34,138 --> 00:49:35,139
Sir, your drink.
785
00:49:36,557 --> 00:49:38,400
He's a good boss.
- Yes, sir.
786
00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:39,939
Baby oil.
- Yes, sir.
787
00:49:40,060 --> 00:49:41,983
I like him.
- I like him too.
788
00:49:42,104 --> 00:49:43,526
Ask your dad to stop hitting me.
789
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:45,407
Sir, you aren't drinking anything.
790
00:49:45,566 --> 00:49:46,692
Sir?
791
00:49:47,193 --> 00:49:48,570
You are going to marry my daughter..
792
00:49:48,736 --> 00:49:49,783
...and you are calling me sir?
793
00:49:49,945 --> 00:49:51,868
Celebration time, friends.
794
00:49:51,864 --> 00:49:53,958
Hunter is going to get married.
795
00:49:54,074 --> 00:49:55,997
What a coincidence!
796
00:49:56,202 --> 00:49:58,671
Nick and Radhika are
getting married as well.
797
00:49:59,163 --> 00:50:00,585
You will be happy to know that..
798
00:50:00,706 --> 00:50:02,959
...your son-in-law has been promoted..
799
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:04,756
...to the Platinum Club of our agency.
800
00:50:04,877 --> 00:50:08,177
A person can be recognized
from the friends he keeps.
801
00:50:08,839 --> 00:50:10,637
I am proud of you.
802
00:50:10,925 --> 00:50:14,179
Can you feel love tonight.
803
00:50:15,804 --> 00:50:19,729
Darling, on the occasion
of your wedding to Hunter..
804
00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:23,150
...the employees from our
agency will dance for free.
805
00:50:25,189 --> 00:50:27,533
Meaning?
- He means to say..
806
00:50:27,650 --> 00:50:31,700
Everyone will dance freely, openly.
807
00:50:31,820 --> 00:50:33,618
In joy. Open. Open.
808
00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:35,332
Why is he calling you Hunter?
809
00:50:35,449 --> 00:50:38,953
Because he hunts his
clients down, baby.
810
00:50:40,538 --> 00:50:42,961
I am so proud of you.
811
00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:44,591
Good choice.
812
00:50:52,299 --> 00:50:53,892
Salmon Lounge. 10:00 PM.
813
00:50:54,009 --> 00:50:55,056
Okay, we will be there.
814
00:50:55,469 --> 00:50:56,470
We?
815
00:50:56,637 --> 00:50:57,638
Both of us.
816
00:50:57,805 --> 00:50:59,807
Do you know Hunter and
Rocco are so much in demand?
817
00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:01,229
I don't care.
818
00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:02,567
I can't handle this double life.
819
00:51:02,685 --> 00:51:03,811
I can't lie to Radhika.
820
00:51:04,353 --> 00:51:06,276
And finally I have lined
up some decent interviews.
821
00:51:06,397 --> 00:51:07,649
I need a real job soon.
822
00:51:07,773 --> 00:51:10,777
5000 pounds and..
- Tomorrow 10,000.
823
00:51:11,151 --> 00:51:12,152
The day after tomorrow 15.
824
00:51:12,278 --> 00:51:13,450
Vodka tonic for you.
825
00:51:13,571 --> 00:51:14,823
J, you are forgetting..
826
00:51:14,947 --> 00:51:17,200
...what we are losing
to earn this money.
827
00:51:17,324 --> 00:51:18,951
What else do we have
other than these biceps?
828
00:51:19,243 --> 00:51:20,870
I don't know about you
but I have a lot of things.
829
00:51:20,995 --> 00:51:22,872
Paid Veer's fees, saved the house.
830
00:51:22,997 --> 00:51:24,544
Saved money for Radhika's wedding.
831
00:51:24,707 --> 00:51:25,799
Now find a suitable
boy and get her married.
832
00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:27,926
Yes, and I will dance at her
bachelorette party, right?
833
00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:29,545
Fantastic. Mind-blasting idea.
834
00:51:29,712 --> 00:51:30,929
Listen carefully.
835
00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:32,966
Hunter has retired.
836
00:51:34,883 --> 00:51:36,635
Hey listen. Listen.
837
00:51:37,428 --> 00:51:38,429
What are you doing?
838
00:51:38,554 --> 00:51:40,898
Hunter, you took up this job for me..
839
00:51:41,015 --> 00:51:44,485
...and I love you for that.
- Get up, Jerry.
840
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,818
I want to get Veer out
of the boarding school..
841
00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:50,816
...and keep him with me.
842
00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:52,693
I know you can get a good job.
843
00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:53,990
And no need to be concerned about me.
844
00:51:53,986 --> 00:51:55,112
I can take up any job.
845
00:51:55,863 --> 00:51:58,207
But, Nick, our life
will become normal.
846
00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:02,336
This is the startup cost
of a normal, simple life.
847
00:52:04,455 --> 00:52:06,423
I swear, on my mother.
848
00:52:06,415 --> 00:52:08,292
This is the last time.
849
00:52:10,794 --> 00:52:12,842
Always resorting to
emotional dialogues.
850
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,268
We are so compatible.
851
00:52:18,385 --> 00:52:19,853
Why don't you leave
Radhika and marry me?
852
00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:21,351
Keep a distance from me.
853
00:52:25,768 --> 00:52:28,396
This is crazy.
- What's so funny, guys?
854
00:52:28,604 --> 00:52:30,231
Rads, you have to check this out.
855
00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:31,857
He has the maximum hits on-line.
856
00:52:38,656 --> 00:52:40,408
"They call us Superman."
857
00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:41,829
"Switch on your handycam."
858
00:52:42,201 --> 00:52:43,748
"From AM to PM."
859
00:52:43,744 --> 00:52:45,792
"We are at your service ma'am."
860
00:52:45,913 --> 00:52:47,586
"Don't let the night end."
861
00:52:47,706 --> 00:52:49,504
"Don't let this meeting end."
862
00:52:49,625 --> 00:52:58,932
"Don't let.. each other fall asleep."
863
00:53:15,609 --> 00:53:17,828
"I love you."
864
00:53:19,279 --> 00:53:21,873
"I love you immensely."
865
00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:25,704
"Come into my arms, darling."
866
00:53:26,578 --> 00:53:29,548
"Only for this night."
867
00:53:29,748 --> 00:53:32,877
"Our attitude is rustic."
868
00:53:33,627 --> 00:53:36,506
"You will be floored."
869
00:53:37,423 --> 00:53:40,518
"Come into my arms, darling."
870
00:53:40,884 --> 00:53:43,728
"Only for this night."
871
00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:45,769
"Don't let the night end."
872
00:53:45,889 --> 00:53:47,482
"Don't let this meeting end."
873
00:53:47,599 --> 00:53:50,853
"Don't let.. each other fall asleep."
874
00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:52,696
"You are my hero."
875
00:53:56,525 --> 00:53:57,697
"You are my hero."
876
00:53:58,736 --> 00:54:00,329
"Don't let the night end."
877
00:54:00,446 --> 00:54:01,743
"Don't let this meeting end."
878
00:54:01,864 --> 00:54:05,164
"Don't let.. each other fall asleep."
879
00:54:05,284 --> 00:54:06,786
"I am your hero."
880
00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:08,795
"I am your hero."
881
00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:10,623
"Hero."
882
00:54:10,789 --> 00:54:12,757
"I am your hero."
883
00:54:42,237 --> 00:54:45,332
"I find you really hot."
884
00:54:46,408 --> 00:54:49,252
"You look one in a million."
885
00:54:49,745 --> 00:54:53,295
"Now I have the chance."
886
00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:56,840
"We won't get this chance again."
887
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,759
"Give me the opportunity."
888
00:55:00,631 --> 00:55:03,680
"Come and have some fun."
889
00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:07,772
"Come into my arms, darling."
890
00:55:08,263 --> 00:55:10,857
"Only for this night."
891
00:55:11,225 --> 00:55:12,852
"Don't let the night end."
892
00:55:13,227 --> 00:55:14,649
"Don't let this meeting end."
893
00:55:14,645 --> 00:55:18,195
"Don't let.. each other fall asleep."
894
00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:20,238
"You are my hero."
895
00:55:23,695 --> 00:55:25,368
"You are my hero."
896
00:55:25,531 --> 00:55:27,579
"Don't let the night end."
897
00:55:27,699 --> 00:55:29,292
"Don't let this meeting end."
898
00:55:29,451 --> 00:55:32,705
"Don't let.. each other fall asleep."
899
00:55:32,704 --> 00:55:34,377
"You are my hero."
900
00:55:37,918 --> 00:55:39,386
"You are my hero."
901
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:41,217
"I am your hero."
902
00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:43,386
"Listen, you rich girls."
903
00:55:43,507 --> 00:55:44,884
"I am a pious man."
904
00:55:45,259 --> 00:55:46,932
"I am everyone's friend."
905
00:55:46,927 --> 00:55:48,554
"I have seen the world."
906
00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:50,397
"We are the only good guys left."
907
00:55:50,514 --> 00:55:51,857
"Girls are crazy about us."
908
00:55:52,266 --> 00:55:53,643
"They squander their wealth on us."
909
00:55:53,809 --> 00:55:55,732
"Life has brought us to a turn."
910
00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:57,571
"To save myself I have to run."
911
00:55:57,688 --> 00:55:59,486
"I said to my Lord."
912
00:55:59,606 --> 00:56:00,573
"I said to him."
913
00:56:00,732 --> 00:56:01,699
"Don't let the night end."
914
00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:03,861
"Don't let the night end."
915
00:56:04,236 --> 00:56:05,579
"Don't let this meeting end."
916
00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:09,200
"Don't let.. each other fall asleep."
917
00:56:09,324 --> 00:56:10,496
"You are my hero."
918
00:56:14,538 --> 00:56:15,881
"You are my hero."
919
00:56:16,623 --> 00:56:18,216
"Hero."
920
00:56:18,667 --> 00:56:19,714
"I am your hero."
921
00:56:19,835 --> 00:56:21,508
"I am your hero."
922
00:56:25,966 --> 00:56:27,263
"You are my hero."
923
00:56:27,426 --> 00:56:28,552
"You are my hero."
924
00:56:29,636 --> 00:56:31,354
"They call us Superman."
925
00:56:31,471 --> 00:56:32,848
"Switch on your handycam."
926
00:56:33,265 --> 00:56:34,608
"From AM to PM."
927
00:56:34,725 --> 00:56:36,853
"We are at your service ma'am."
928
00:56:36,977 --> 00:56:38,229
"Hero."
929
00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:39,438
"You are my hero."
930
00:56:40,272 --> 00:56:41,364
"You are my hero."
931
00:56:41,857 --> 00:56:43,200
"You are my hero."
932
00:56:58,415 --> 00:56:59,792
"You are my hero."
933
00:57:10,969 --> 00:57:12,312
Rads, I know this looks bad.
934
00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:13,646
But I didn't sleep with any of them.
935
00:57:13,639 --> 00:57:14,606
Please listen to me.
936
00:57:14,723 --> 00:57:15,815
I was unemployed for three months.
937
00:57:15,933 --> 00:57:17,401
I didn't have money.
938
00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:18,518
I was about to lose my home.
939
00:57:18,644 --> 00:57:20,817
I thought I would lose
you too if I tell you.
940
00:57:22,356 --> 00:57:24,199
You have already lost me, Nick.
941
00:57:24,650 --> 00:57:25,822
Or should I call you Hunter?
942
00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:27,490
Rads, I didn't want to lie to you.
943
00:57:27,611 --> 00:57:28,487
But how could I tell you the truth?
944
00:57:28,612 --> 00:57:31,365
You didn't consider me worthy
of telling me the truth, Nick.
945
00:57:31,823 --> 00:57:34,417
God, who was I with for three years?
- Rads, please..
946
00:57:34,576 --> 00:57:36,749
I was going to spend
my life with a stranger.
947
00:57:37,496 --> 00:57:39,624
At least you saved me
from making that mistake.
948
00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:41,757
Radhika, please don't do that.
949
00:57:51,885 --> 00:57:55,560
Mr. Mehra, I can get a good job.
- How?
950
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:57,766
You are a college dropout.
951
00:57:57,891 --> 00:57:59,768
You can't stay long
even on a small job.
952
00:58:02,270 --> 00:58:03,362
You had to become a male escort.
953
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:04,356
After all, what options do you have?
954
00:58:04,523 --> 00:58:07,402
You see I can.. I can try and..
955
00:58:07,567 --> 00:58:09,535
Jerry please. Please don't do this.
956
00:58:09,695 --> 00:58:11,322
Mr. Patel, you and I
want the same thing.
957
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:13,532
What's right for Veer.
958
00:58:13,865 --> 00:58:16,869
Jerry, there is a nice
family who wants to adopt him.
959
00:58:16,994 --> 00:58:19,417
Veer has already lost his family.
960
00:58:19,538 --> 00:58:20,790
He won't endure this.
961
00:58:20,914 --> 00:58:22,382
Not just him, even I
won't be able to endure this.
962
00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:25,719
Look, Jerry, if you want you
can still rectify your mistake..
963
00:58:26,586 --> 00:58:28,759
...just clean up your act.
964
00:58:29,464 --> 00:58:30,681
And four months later..
965
00:58:31,008 --> 00:58:33,761
...you can fight in the court
for legal custody of Veer.
966
00:58:34,553 --> 00:58:35,429
But for now..
967
00:58:35,554 --> 00:58:38,353
...the department will keep
Veer with a foster family.
968
00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:03,332
Shall we go home?
969
00:59:08,378 --> 00:59:09,595
Veer, I..
970
00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:12,428
I'm going to India for a few days.
971
00:59:12,799 --> 00:59:13,891
You're lying.
972
00:59:14,051 --> 00:59:18,306
You'd promised that
you would never leave me.
973
00:59:18,430 --> 00:59:19,431
I'm not leaving you.
974
00:59:19,431 --> 00:59:21,399
I'm going there only for a few days.
975
00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:24,562
And you know I have found
a very big family for you.
976
00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:25,904
You will stay with them.
977
00:59:26,021 --> 00:59:27,443
This is just a small video game.
978
00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:29,282
They have a bigger video game.
979
00:59:29,399 --> 00:59:30,742
Bigger swimming pool.
980
00:59:30,984 --> 00:59:32,907
You can bring your friends
there and play with them.
981
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:34,947
You will have lots of fun.
982
00:59:34,946 --> 00:59:36,539
No, I don't want anything.
983
00:59:36,531 --> 00:59:38,374
I don't want the PSP.
984
00:59:38,492 --> 00:59:40,460
I won't ask for a cookies either.
985
00:59:40,577 --> 00:59:42,329
I will be a good boy.
986
00:59:42,329 --> 00:59:43,672
But you already are a good boy.
987
00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:45,548
Who said you are not a good boy?
988
00:59:45,540 --> 00:59:46,416
You are a very good boy.
989
00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:49,010
Then why does everyone leave me?
990
00:59:49,377 --> 00:59:52,426
And you are leaving me
just like mom and dad.
991
00:59:52,547 --> 00:59:55,300
No, son. It's not like that.
- No. don't go, Jerry.
992
00:59:55,383 --> 00:59:56,976
We need to go now, Mr. Patel.
993
00:59:57,344 --> 00:59:59,392
No, I'm not coming with you.
994
00:59:59,513 --> 01:00:00,605
Okay.
995
01:00:01,973 --> 01:00:04,817
When I come back,
we'll live together.
996
01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:06,312
Understand.
997
01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:08,359
“Ed}n[Ivan
998
01:00:08,814 --> 01:00:10,657
Keep this phone with you.
999
01:00:11,441 --> 01:00:13,284
And this PSP.
1000
01:00:14,236 --> 01:00:15,909
I'll call you everyday from India.
1001
01:00:16,279 --> 01:00:17,246
No, you are lying.
1002
01:00:17,405 --> 01:00:19,828
I swear on Iron Man, okay.
1003
01:00:21,868 --> 01:00:23,962
I'm sorry, sir.
But we need to go now.
1004
01:00:24,496 --> 01:00:25,668
Look after yourself.
- Jerry.
1005
01:00:25,789 --> 01:00:27,507
I'll call you everyday.
- Jerry.
1006
01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:29,005
I'll call you everyday.
- Jerry, please.
1007
01:00:29,376 --> 01:00:30,844
Please, stop him.
1008
01:00:35,006 --> 01:00:36,553
But wish I could.
1009
01:00:48,937 --> 01:00:50,234
Nick, what is this?
1010
01:00:51,523 --> 01:00:53,525
What I should have done long ago.
1011
01:00:54,276 --> 01:00:56,324
Then I might not have lost Radhika.
1012
01:00:56,611 --> 01:01:00,366
Will she come back if I leave?
- I don't know.
1013
01:01:00,907 --> 01:01:04,286
But if you stay here then
I will lose her forever.
1014
01:01:04,536 --> 01:01:06,004
Nick, do you know
what you are saying?
1015
01:01:06,204 --> 01:01:07,797
Darn it, I was an investment banker.
1016
01:01:07,998 --> 01:01:09,500
I had a promising future.
1017
01:01:09,749 --> 01:01:11,376
I was not a shortcut
expert like you.
1018
01:01:11,626 --> 01:01:14,004
The truth is today
I lost everything..
1019
01:01:14,212 --> 01:01:15,805
...In my efforts to make you win.
1020
01:01:16,256 --> 01:01:18,850
You turned me into you.
1021
01:01:19,384 --> 01:01:23,389
Nick, you and I knew what
we were doing was wrong.
1022
01:01:23,555 --> 01:01:25,478
But for Veer..
- Where is Veer?
1023
01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:27,268
Did you get Veer?
1024
01:01:27,642 --> 01:01:28,859
You didn't bring him along?
1025
01:01:29,352 --> 01:01:31,195
Veer. Veer.
1026
01:01:31,646 --> 01:01:32,818
Where is he?
1027
01:01:33,523 --> 01:01:34,649
Face it, Jerry.
1028
01:01:35,025 --> 01:01:36,618
If you were really
concerned about Jerry..
1029
01:01:36,860 --> 01:01:38,658
...then you would have
understood long ago.
1030
01:01:39,362 --> 01:01:40,329
That a person who isn't capable..
1031
01:01:40,447 --> 01:01:42,290
...of shouldering his
own responsibility..
1032
01:01:42,532 --> 01:01:44,250
...can never handle the
responsibility of a child.
1033
01:01:44,367 --> 01:01:45,459
Stop it, Nick.
1034
01:01:45,577 --> 01:01:48,376
Thank God, Jerry.
They took Veer away from you.
1035
01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:50,832
Maybe now he will have
a better life..
1036
01:01:51,333 --> 01:01:53,006
...which you could
never have given him.
1037
01:01:57,339 --> 01:01:59,387
You have proved that
Veer isn't your son.
1038
01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:01,343
Stop it.
1039
01:02:02,510 --> 01:02:03,602
Get out.
1040
01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:40,882
My abs.
1041
01:02:40,966 --> 01:02:42,309
Radhika.
1042
01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:45,262
Radhika, I can't run
early in the morning.
1043
01:02:45,512 --> 01:02:47,185
Rads, listen to me.
1044
01:02:47,389 --> 01:02:48,606
Rads, just stop.
1045
01:02:48,723 --> 01:02:50,725
Rads. Rads.
1046
01:02:52,394 --> 01:02:54,863
Radhika, I love you.
1047
01:03:02,362 --> 01:03:03,409
Tired.
1048
01:03:03,989 --> 01:03:07,584
In our times girls
used to be so stubborn.
1049
01:03:07,701 --> 01:03:09,544
But we knew how to appease them.
1050
01:03:09,869 --> 01:03:13,169
What do think? Romeo
used to beg like you do?
1051
01:03:13,290 --> 01:03:15,008
There weren't male escorts either.
1052
01:03:15,417 --> 01:03:17,169
And there's no use.
Radhika doesn't love..
1053
01:03:17,294 --> 01:03:18,887
She still loves you.
1054
01:03:19,379 --> 01:03:20,551
I understand her really well.
1055
01:03:20,714 --> 01:03:23,183
I raised her and pampered her.
1056
01:03:23,174 --> 01:03:25,222
So there's hope?
- Of course there is hope.
1057
01:03:25,343 --> 01:03:27,812
Good luck for winning
my daughter's heart.
1058
01:03:27,971 --> 01:03:31,350
Thank you, sir.
- And this is for breaking her heart.
1059
01:03:32,350 --> 01:03:33,192
Sorry.
1060
01:03:33,351 --> 01:03:35,445
It's a father's
right to slap you once.
1061
01:03:35,603 --> 01:03:37,196
Otherwise her mother will feel bad.
1062
01:03:38,106 --> 01:03:39,653
Miss you, Gayatri.
1063
01:03:39,899 --> 01:03:41,947
Sorry, aunt.
- Say "Sorry uncle".
1064
01:03:42,319 --> 01:03:43,536
Sorry, uncle.
- Yes.
1065
01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:45,576
You won't get your love back..
1066
01:03:45,697 --> 01:03:47,324
...by spending one
night outside the house.
1067
01:03:47,615 --> 01:03:50,539
Only the one who is ready to wait
all his life outside the house..
1068
01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:52,458
...gets his love.
1069
01:03:55,498 --> 01:03:57,296
Are you thinking what I am thinking?
1070
01:03:58,376 --> 01:04:00,424
If you are thinking
what I am thinking..
1071
01:04:00,587 --> 01:04:01,713
...then you are really intelligent.
1072
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:03,507
I really like you.
- Uncle.
1073
01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:04,890
No, no, not in that manner.
1074
01:04:05,050 --> 01:04:06,472
My daughter likes you.
1075
01:04:07,260 --> 01:04:09,308
Don't get ambitious.
1076
01:04:18,396 --> 01:04:21,149
"Let it be, let it be,
let it go now."
1077
01:04:21,274 --> 01:04:24,073
"I cried enough,
now let me smile."
1078
01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:29,200
"I know that I deserve
another chance."
1079
01:04:29,324 --> 01:04:32,328
"Let me rectify my mistake."
1080
01:04:32,452 --> 01:04:35,251
"Let me bring a twist to the story."
1081
01:04:35,413 --> 01:04:40,465
"I know that
I deserve another chance."
1082
01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:43,801
"For the sake of my helplessness."
1083
01:04:43,922 --> 01:04:46,016
"For my sake."
1084
01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:48,806
"Just forsake your anger.
1085
01:04:48,927 --> 01:04:51,305
"How long will you
stay aloof from your kin."
1086
01:04:51,429 --> 01:04:54,182
Twelve years ago
I made a big mistake.
1087
01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:56,067
I left college.
1088
01:04:57,727 --> 01:04:59,604
So I thought of
rectifying my first mistake.
1089
01:05:00,188 --> 01:05:02,441
And maybe everything
else will get better itself.
1090
01:05:10,407 --> 01:05:12,830
Jignesh, Jerry, Rocco.
1091
01:05:13,576 --> 01:05:16,625
Three names, no job.
1092
01:05:17,330 --> 01:05:19,298
Qualification, too low.
1093
01:05:19,707 --> 01:05:22,506
Age, too old.
1094
01:05:23,628 --> 01:05:24,675
Hello.
1095
01:05:25,130 --> 01:05:26,302
Hi, I am Rohan.
1096
01:05:26,423 --> 01:05:27,845
Your son Jerry's roommate.
1097
01:05:28,091 --> 01:05:29,638
Hey, bro.
1098
01:05:30,009 --> 01:05:31,511
You didn't tell me your dad's here.
1099
01:05:31,636 --> 01:05:33,889
Oh no, this is
Jerry's dad and not mine.
1100
01:05:34,013 --> 01:05:36,232
Jerry's dad.
- My new roommate.
1101
01:05:37,142 --> 01:05:38,644
By the way, uncle, where is Jerry?
1102
01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:41,396
Children, I am Jerry.
1103
01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:44,574
No. No. No ways.
- Such a big Jerry.
1104
01:05:44,732 --> 01:05:46,075
Give your uncle a big hug.
1105
01:05:46,234 --> 01:05:49,784
Now come on, let's
take a bath together.
1106
01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:51,573
No, no.
- Come on, let's go.
1107
01:05:51,698 --> 01:05:53,041
Let me put some shampoo on you.
1108
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:13,641
"A beautiful girl lives
right in front of me."
1109
01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:16,647
Dad.
- Why are you screaming, dear?
1110
01:06:16,764 --> 01:06:18,892
I am right here. I came
to have beer with him.
1111
01:06:19,058 --> 01:06:20,526
Dad, call the police.
1112
01:06:20,768 --> 01:06:23,146
He is illegally
trespassing on our property.
1113
01:06:23,271 --> 01:06:25,490
This is our parking space, dad.
- Oh, God.
1114
01:06:25,607 --> 01:06:26,904
Will you tell her or should I?
- I will tell her.
1115
01:06:27,025 --> 01:06:30,154
Dear, this morning I sold
the parking space to him.
1116
01:06:30,278 --> 01:06:32,372
Rads, dad needed the money.
1117
01:06:32,614 --> 01:06:34,287
That's why I bought Fubu too.
1118
01:06:34,574 --> 01:06:36,576
Fubu.
- Baby.
1119
01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:38,044
He is not like you.
1120
01:06:38,369 --> 01:06:39,837
Once he gives a commitment..
1121
01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:41,331
...he never breaks it.
1122
01:06:41,456 --> 01:06:43,333
Dear, he has turned his
bathroom into his drawing room..
1123
01:06:43,458 --> 01:06:45,005
...and his drawing
room into his bedroom.
1124
01:06:45,126 --> 01:06:46,548
Disgusting fellow.
1125
01:06:46,669 --> 01:06:48,216
And you are helping him?
1126
01:06:48,546 --> 01:06:49,798
Unbelievable, dad.
1127
01:06:50,924 --> 01:06:54,394
Rads. - Son, people often make
such mistakes during recession.
1128
01:06:54,719 --> 01:06:56,847
The only difference is that
I sold him the parking lot..
1129
01:06:56,971 --> 01:06:58,518
...and he took off his clothes.
1130
01:06:58,932 --> 01:07:00,229
Silly boy-
1131
01:07:00,642 --> 01:07:04,067
Nick. I think I will have to
sleep here with you tonight.
1132
01:07:04,187 --> 01:07:06,736
Uncle.
- Don't get ambitious.
1133
01:07:06,856 --> 01:07:08,108
Come on, get in.
1134
01:07:08,233 --> 01:07:10,907
"Until I don't want."
1135
01:07:11,152 --> 01:07:13,780
"I will spend the
night at your doorstep."
1136
01:07:13,905 --> 01:07:17,955
"I know that I
deserve another chance."
1137
01:07:18,076 --> 01:07:19,544
Hello.
- Jerry.
1138
01:07:19,786 --> 01:07:21,003
Jerry is dead, mother.
1139
01:07:21,162 --> 01:07:23,130
Jignesh. Your son, Jignesh.
1140
01:07:23,248 --> 01:07:25,216
You woke up early today.
Going to work.
1141
01:07:25,625 --> 01:07:26,968
I lied to you, mother.
1142
01:07:27,252 --> 01:07:28,720
I left my job.
- What?
1143
01:07:28,836 --> 01:07:30,713
And the car? I never had a car.
1144
01:07:30,838 --> 01:07:32,761
I don't understand anything.
Where are you, son?
1145
01:07:32,882 --> 01:07:35,055
I am at the college, mother.
- College.
1146
01:07:35,176 --> 01:07:36,803
I am at the college, mother.
1147
01:07:36,928 --> 01:07:39,898
You have become a teacher.
1148
01:07:40,348 --> 01:07:42,692
Jiggu, what are you teaching?
1149
01:07:42,809 --> 01:07:44,686
I am not teaching, I am learning.
1150
01:07:44,811 --> 01:07:46,404
What are you learning at this age?
1151
01:07:46,521 --> 01:07:48,068
I am learning to speak the truth.
1152
01:07:48,189 --> 01:07:49,315
Jiggu
1153
01:07:50,483 --> 01:07:53,703
Are you fine?
- I love you, mother.
1154
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:10,086
Sorry. I am Jerry.
1155
01:08:10,211 --> 01:08:12,134
Hi, guys. I am Tanya Sharma.
1156
01:08:12,255 --> 01:08:14,599
Your economics
professor for this semester.
1157
01:08:14,716 --> 01:08:17,310
Hotness.
1158
01:08:19,053 --> 01:08:20,350
Wake up, guys
1159
01:08:20,471 --> 01:08:22,018
I know you had a long holiday.
1160
01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:24,268
But a warmer welcome would be nice.
1161
01:08:27,186 --> 01:08:29,405
If anyone had done
this in your times..
1162
01:08:29,564 --> 01:08:31,191
...he would have been
thrown out of the class.
1163
01:08:31,357 --> 01:08:32,904
Please get out of my class.
1164
01:08:33,484 --> 01:08:36,033
Even in your times he has
to stay out of the class.
1165
01:08:41,242 --> 01:08:42,789
Not you. You.
1166
01:08:44,287 --> 01:08:45,539
Out of my class.
1167
01:08:45,663 --> 01:08:46,835
But I haven't done anything.
1168
01:08:47,206 --> 01:08:48,879
I know what you have done.
1169
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,377
Out of the class.
1170
01:08:56,507 --> 01:08:59,511
So class we begin with
chapter one of Micro economics.
1171
01:08:59,802 --> 01:09:01,804
Now I am back to
complete my last semester.
1172
01:09:02,180 --> 01:09:03,477
Excuse me.
1173
01:09:03,890 --> 01:09:05,517
Oh sorry.
- Sorry.
1174
01:09:05,933 --> 01:09:07,230
Excuse me, professor.
1175
01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:09,863
Can I know why you
threw me out of the class?
1176
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:12,403
Because you didn't call back.
1177
01:09:12,940 --> 01:09:16,410
When did you ask me to call back?
- Twelve years ago.
1178
01:09:16,861 --> 01:09:18,659
What do you mean by 12 years?
1179
01:09:20,365 --> 01:09:22,993
When you used to make
put in a proxy for you..
1180
01:09:23,201 --> 01:09:25,624
...copy my notes and
during the exams..
1181
01:09:25,745 --> 01:09:28,294
...sit behind me and copy my
paper in the senior years.
1182
01:09:30,792 --> 01:09:32,214
Tanya Sharma.
1183
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:35,088
Even after that I failed.
Here, here Taniya.
1184
01:09:35,254 --> 01:09:37,348
Because you couldn't
even copy properly.
1185
01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:40,010
And you didn't even recognize me.
1186
01:09:40,009 --> 01:09:41,306
How could I recognize you?
1187
01:09:41,427 --> 01:09:42,974
You used to wear braces then.
1188
01:09:42,970 --> 01:09:44,517
You've lost 50 kilos.
1189
01:09:44,639 --> 01:09:50,237
The Tanya I knew used to be
the model for XXL clothes.
1190
01:09:50,353 --> 01:09:51,730
Now you are so unfit.
1191
01:09:51,938 --> 01:09:53,190
Stop.
1192
01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:56,409
You haven't changed at all.
- Thank you.
1193
01:09:56,693 --> 01:09:57,740
I am a bit confused.
1194
01:09:58,236 --> 01:10:00,739
Either you have opened up a
super-successful website..
1195
01:10:00,863 --> 01:10:02,706
...and become a multi-millionaire.
1196
01:10:02,824 --> 01:10:05,247
And then returned to
college after getting bored.
1197
01:10:05,493 --> 01:10:08,372
Or.. - No, no, I didn't
become a multi-millionaire.
1198
01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:10,836
Yes. Do you know what's common..
1199
01:10:10,832 --> 01:10:13,836
..between Dhirubhai Ambani,
Bill Gates and Jerry Patel.
1200
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:16,429
All three of them
are college dropouts.
1201
01:10:16,546 --> 01:10:18,423
The only difference is
they have become special..
1202
01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:20,801
...and I am specially challenged.
1203
01:10:20,925 --> 01:10:23,974
Basically life has
taken them to new heights..
1204
01:10:23,970 --> 01:10:27,144
...and sent me back
here for graduation.
1205
01:10:27,265 --> 01:10:29,643
So the first step to
complete your graduation..
1206
01:10:29,767 --> 01:10:32,862
...your class has
started five minutes ago.
1207
01:10:33,730 --> 01:10:36,199
What?
- Time.
1208
01:10:36,733 --> 01:10:37,734
Thanks for getting me late.
1209
01:10:38,776 --> 01:10:40,574
Run, Jerry, run.
1210
01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:42,322
Yeah, fatso.
1211
01:10:42,488 --> 01:10:43,660
Whatever.
1212
01:11:03,259 --> 01:11:04,602
"Now you don't.."
1213
01:11:04,719 --> 01:11:05,720
"..have to.."
1214
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:06,767
"..keep my heart.."
1215
01:11:06,763 --> 01:11:08,390
"..deprived of its happiness."
1216
01:11:08,514 --> 01:11:10,767
"it was my mistake.
1217
01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:12,360
"That I ever followed you around.."
1218
01:11:12,477 --> 01:11:13,899
"..unnecessarily."
1219
01:11:23,613 --> 01:11:24,705
"Now you don't.."
1220
01:11:24,822 --> 01:11:25,744
"..have to.."
1221
01:11:25,865 --> 01:11:27,242
"..keep my heart.."
1222
01:11:27,366 --> 01:11:28,618
"..deprived of its happiness."
1223
01:11:28,743 --> 01:11:30,837
"it was my mistake.
1224
01:11:31,204 --> 01:11:32,581
"That I ever followed you around.."
1225
01:11:32,705 --> 01:11:33,752
"..unnecessarily."
1226
01:11:33,873 --> 01:11:36,547
"I don't trust you."
1227
01:11:36,667 --> 01:11:38,795
"Your love seems fake to me."
1228
01:11:39,170 --> 01:11:41,298
"I will never make
you my sweetheart."
1229
01:11:41,422 --> 01:11:43,595
"All the dreams were unreal."
1230
01:11:43,716 --> 01:11:44,717
"The heart knows."
1231
01:11:44,842 --> 01:11:46,264
"Lord knows."
1232
01:11:46,385 --> 01:11:48,729
"I made a big mistake
losing my heart to you."
1233
01:11:48,846 --> 01:11:51,395
"it was my mistake.
1234
01:11:51,516 --> 01:11:52,642
"That I ever followed you around.."
1235
01:11:52,767 --> 01:11:54,644
"..unnecessarily."
1236
01:11:58,523 --> 01:12:00,400
That reminded me of Manali.
1237
01:12:01,651 --> 01:12:05,201
Radhika's mother and
I spent our honeymoon there.
1238
01:12:05,655 --> 01:12:06,827
Mind blowing.
1239
01:12:08,616 --> 01:12:11,415
No, no. Not him, not him. Oh no.
1240
01:12:11,619 --> 01:12:13,292
The thing is good.
1241
01:12:13,621 --> 01:12:15,874
But we should not do it regularly.
1242
01:12:15,873 --> 01:12:18,843
Nicky boy keep of the grass
1243
01:12:27,885 --> 01:12:30,684
"Whenever I look for you.."
1244
01:12:30,805 --> 01:12:33,479
"..l find myself."
1245
01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:36,899
"I am wherever you are."
1246
01:12:38,312 --> 01:12:43,284
"I swear on everyone and promise you."
1247
01:12:43,401 --> 01:12:47,406
"I will never do such a thing again."
1248
01:12:47,864 --> 01:12:50,663
"I don't love you anymore."
1249
01:12:50,783 --> 01:12:53,332
"I don't need you anymore."
1250
01:12:53,452 --> 01:12:55,625
"I am so beautiful."
1251
01:12:55,788 --> 01:12:58,211
"Many will lose their hearts."
1252
01:12:58,374 --> 01:13:00,672
"I am one in a million."
1253
01:13:00,793 --> 01:13:03,262
"No one can surpass me."
1254
01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:05,632
"it was my mistake."
1255
01:13:05,756 --> 01:13:06,848
"That I ever followed you around.."
1256
01:13:07,216 --> 01:13:08,718
"..unnecessarily."
1257
01:13:08,843 --> 01:13:10,891
"..unnecessarily."
1258
01:13:12,638 --> 01:13:16,359
Dad. - Dear, he offered me 20 pounds
for the breakfast. Tip included.
1259
01:13:16,475 --> 01:13:17,897
If you two weren't facing a problem..
1260
01:13:18,269 --> 01:13:19,862
...I would have had
offered him the room above.
1261
01:13:20,229 --> 01:13:21,401
As a tenant.
1262
01:13:21,898 --> 01:13:24,651
One mistake should always be
forgiven in every relation.
1263
01:13:24,650 --> 01:13:25,867
Can I have my 20 pounds back?
1264
01:13:35,786 --> 01:13:40,758
"I can feel the sorrows
in your eyes."
1265
01:13:40,875 --> 01:13:44,345
"I want to spend
the entire lifetime."
1266
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:50,852
"In each others arms."
1267
01:13:51,218 --> 01:13:54,563
"No need for the world to know."
1268
01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:58,439
"And no need to say anything."
1269
01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:01,187
"Let our destiny's meet."
1270
01:14:01,354 --> 01:14:03,527
"The nights last as long as years."
1271
01:14:03,689 --> 01:14:05,657
Try to imagine
such moments of love."
1272
01:14:05,816 --> 01:14:08,490
"Such a tomorrow, such moments."
1273
01:14:08,653 --> 01:14:10,872
"it will come in
our love filled life.
1274
01:14:11,238 --> 01:14:13,582
"It was my mistake."
1275
01:14:13,699 --> 01:14:14,700
"That I ever followed you around.."
1276
01:14:14,825 --> 01:14:16,452
"..unnecessarily."
1277
01:14:16,577 --> 01:14:18,579
"I don't trust you."
1278
01:14:18,704 --> 01:14:21,423
"Your love seems fake to me."
1279
01:14:21,540 --> 01:14:23,668
"I will never make you
my sweetheart."
1280
01:14:23,668 --> 01:14:25,796
"All the dreams were unreal."
1281
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:27,297
"The heart knows."
1282
01:14:27,421 --> 01:14:28,468
"Lord knows."
1283
01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:31,183
"I made a big mistake
losing my heart to you."
1284
01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:33,553
"it was my mistake.
1285
01:14:33,552 --> 01:14:34,804
"That I ever followed you around.."
1286
01:14:34,971 --> 01:14:36,894
"..unnecessarily."
1287
01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:01,247
You said that the one who is
ready to wait all his life..
1288
01:15:01,372 --> 01:15:03,591
...his love comes back.
1289
01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:09,507
You really meant it, right?
- Got it, got it.
1290
01:15:12,758 --> 01:15:15,807
I know none of you
nincompoops can do this.
1291
01:15:15,970 --> 01:15:19,600
But let's try and see who
can get this answer first.
1292
01:15:19,724 --> 01:15:21,317
Hello.
1293
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:22,726
I'm fine.
1294
01:15:23,269 --> 01:15:24,646
I'll call you later, bye.
1295
01:15:26,397 --> 01:15:28,365
Rohan Mehta,
can you please stand up?
1296
01:15:28,482 --> 01:15:31,907
Sorry, sir.
That was my mom from India.
1297
01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:36,283
India. I received
an e-mail yesterday..
1298
01:15:36,407 --> 01:15:38,751
...that taught about your country.
1299
01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:41,496
Do you know what
the population of India is?
1300
01:15:43,622 --> 01:15:45,750
A lot, sir. A lot.
1301
01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:49,254
1.2 billion and counting.
1302
01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:53,849
And of this billion people,
millions are illiterate.
1303
01:15:53,966 --> 01:15:57,345
In fact India has the highest
rate of illiteracy in the world.
1304
01:15:57,344 --> 01:16:00,644
Rohan, you should be thankful
that we allow fools like you..
1305
01:16:00,765 --> 01:16:03,439
...to come to our
country and get an education.
1306
01:16:05,936 --> 01:16:07,279
Yes.
1307
01:16:07,396 --> 01:16:08,739
If you don't mind me
asking you, Professor.
1308
01:16:08,856 --> 01:16:11,359
What e-mail account do you use?
- Hotmail.
1309
01:16:11,484 --> 01:16:14,704
Ah, Sameer Bhatia, one of
those million illiterate Indians.
1310
01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:16,496
...created that mail.
1311
01:16:16,864 --> 01:16:19,538
Can we get back to the
problem on the board?
1312
01:16:19,992 --> 01:16:23,371
Sir, can we solve that
problem without the number zero?
1313
01:16:23,454 --> 01:16:27,254
No we can't and stop
asking these foolish questions.
1314
01:16:27,374 --> 01:16:28,421
Aryabhatt, sir.
1315
01:16:28,417 --> 01:16:30,715
Another illiterate Indian
who invented the number zero.
1316
01:16:30,836 --> 01:16:33,180
If you guys are
such bloody geniuses..
1317
01:16:33,172 --> 01:16:35,425
...why don't you study
in your own country?
1318
01:16:35,549 --> 01:16:38,428
Sir, it's not easy for
nincompoops like us.
1319
01:16:38,552 --> 01:16:41,431
Only brilliant minds
get accepted in India.
1320
01:16:41,430 --> 01:16:43,603
Who knows? If you apply,
you might get rejected.
1321
01:16:43,724 --> 01:16:44,850
How dare you?
1322
01:16:44,975 --> 01:16:47,398
Get out. Both of you. Get out.
1323
01:16:47,561 --> 01:16:49,404
Jerry, why are you
locking horns with them?
1324
01:16:49,522 --> 01:16:51,490
That professor will give
us a zero in our exams.
1325
01:16:51,482 --> 01:16:53,655
"Here you go,
a gift from Aryabhatt."
1326
01:16:54,276 --> 01:16:55,368
Jerry.
1327
01:16:55,528 --> 01:16:57,530
How is your general
knowledge so good? Tell me.
1328
01:16:57,655 --> 01:16:59,953
Google. The foreigners have made it.
1329
01:17:00,449 --> 01:17:01,826
Forget all this. There is
a party at the frat house.
1330
01:17:01,951 --> 01:17:03,294
Are you coming?
1331
01:17:03,536 --> 01:17:05,834
Hot chicks.
1332
01:17:06,455 --> 01:17:08,423
I have something urgent.
See you later.
1333
01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:09,383
Jerry.
1334
01:17:12,253 --> 01:17:14,381
That's three chicken
burgers and two large fries.
1335
01:17:16,465 --> 01:17:18,433
Can I have kid's combo, please?
1336
01:17:18,551 --> 01:17:19,768
That will be four pounds.
1337
01:17:20,261 --> 01:17:22,434
One kid's combo.
1338
01:17:22,429 --> 01:17:24,557
D 66],, 52$
1339
01:17:24,849 --> 01:17:26,522
I still have about..
1340
01:17:26,642 --> 01:17:27,768
Give me whatever you have.
1341
01:17:27,935 --> 01:17:29,653
Okay. That's cool. Here.
1342
01:17:35,484 --> 01:17:38,488
Clap for our employee of the month.
1343
01:17:39,780 --> 01:17:43,876
Since Jerry has arrived he
has increased our sales by 40%.
1344
01:17:43,993 --> 01:17:47,372
Because he has
lowered our prices by 50%.
1345
01:17:47,496 --> 01:17:50,420
Sir, that boy was hungry and
you can deduct it from my salary.
1346
01:17:50,541 --> 01:17:52,509
Take off your uniform and get going.
1347
01:17:53,002 --> 01:17:54,254
Excuse me.
1348
01:17:54,253 --> 01:17:56,301
One burger and fries.
Take-away please.
1349
01:17:59,300 --> 01:18:01,678
No need for that. A treat
from the employee of the month.
1350
01:18:01,802 --> 01:18:04,351
Thank you.
- Hey, what are you doing?
1351
01:18:15,816 --> 01:18:17,443
Veer, there is
someone here to see you.
1352
01:18:17,568 --> 01:18:18,820
Me?
1353
01:18:24,950 --> 01:18:26,668
I thought you'd forgotten me.
1354
01:18:26,827 --> 01:18:27,953
That's impossible.
1355
01:18:28,454 --> 01:18:29,546
Are you happy?
1356
01:18:29,830 --> 01:18:31,423
Mom and dad left me.
1357
01:18:31,415 --> 01:18:32,962
Jerry went to India.
1358
01:18:33,375 --> 01:18:34,592
And I am rotting in a foster home.
1359
01:18:34,752 --> 01:18:36,425
I'm very happy-
1360
01:18:36,420 --> 01:18:37,512
Stop it, tragedy king.
1361
01:18:37,630 --> 01:18:39,724
How are your studies?
- Everything is fine.
1362
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:43,515
When Jerry returns from
India I'll come back home.
1363
01:18:43,636 --> 01:18:45,309
Just look after yourself, Veer.
1364
01:18:45,554 --> 01:18:46,726
Don't worry about Jerry.
1365
01:18:46,847 --> 01:18:48,224
I know as long as you are there..
1366
01:18:48,349 --> 01:18:49,942
...nothing can happen to Jerry.
1367
01:18:50,309 --> 01:18:52,232
You don't need me or Jerry.
1368
01:18:52,478 --> 01:18:54,230
Do you know why?
Because you have got..
1369
01:18:55,272 --> 01:18:57,240
Iron Man.
1370
01:19:21,257 --> 01:19:22,349
Hello.
1371
01:19:22,466 --> 01:19:24,969
Jerry.
- Hey, shorty.
1372
01:19:25,261 --> 01:19:28,356
I defeated Daniel in the
100 meters race today.
1373
01:19:28,472 --> 01:19:31,601
Do you go to school or not?
Or are you only after Daniel?
1374
01:19:31,725 --> 01:19:33,477
When will you return, Jerry?
1375
01:19:33,644 --> 01:19:36,147
Veer, dinner is ready.
- Coming.
1376
01:19:37,690 --> 01:19:38,862
Are you happy?
1377
01:19:39,316 --> 01:19:40,909
I am filled with happiness.
1378
01:19:41,318 --> 01:19:43,571
Can't you and Nick
ask any other question?
1379
01:19:43,862 --> 01:19:46,741
Nick? Where did you find Nick?
1380
01:19:46,991 --> 01:19:48,618
He came to see me.
1381
01:19:48,742 --> 01:19:50,369
He looked sad.
1382
01:19:50,494 --> 01:19:51,620
Veer.
1383
01:19:51,745 --> 01:19:53,839
Veer, go eat your food.
1384
01:19:53,956 --> 01:19:55,173
I'll talk to you later.
1385
01:19:55,291 --> 01:19:57,840
I miss you, Jerry. Come back soon.
1386
01:19:57,960 --> 01:20:00,179
Love you, Veer.
- Love you too.
1387
01:20:01,630 --> 01:20:05,351
If you miss him so much,
why don't you go meet him?
1388
01:20:06,844 --> 01:20:12,351
No, Rohan. Now I'll go meet Veer
only when I can take him home.
1389
01:20:17,271 --> 01:20:19,399
You know, I don't blame
you for being nervous.
1390
01:20:19,523 --> 01:20:21,150
Even I've never been on
a blind date.
1391
01:20:21,275 --> 01:20:22,572
No, that's not it.
1392
01:20:22,693 --> 01:20:24,616
Blind dates are my USP.
1393
01:20:24,945 --> 01:20:27,915
But the last time I was on a date..
1394
01:20:28,032 --> 01:20:31,753
...her over-possessive,
violent ex-boyfriend came there.
1395
01:20:32,369 --> 01:20:33,495
And he..
1396
01:20:34,621 --> 01:20:35,793
Hey, that's a game.
1397
01:20:35,914 --> 01:20:37,336
Come on.
1398
01:20:37,416 --> 01:20:38,542
Look.
1399
01:20:40,419 --> 01:20:41,966
Which stuffed toy do you want?
1400
01:20:42,129 --> 01:20:43,847
Kung Fu Panda.
1401
01:20:45,174 --> 01:20:46,801
This is for you.
1402
01:20:49,553 --> 01:20:51,772
You don't have to hit the
stuffed toy but the cans.
1403
01:20:54,224 --> 01:20:55,441
Gun, please.
1404
01:20:55,642 --> 01:20:59,067
Let's go.
- Wait, he's challenging me.
1405
01:20:59,355 --> 01:21:01,323
I will win that Panda.
1406
01:21:04,526 --> 01:21:06,745
Wow! I'm Ajay Bapat.
1407
01:21:07,196 --> 01:21:11,918
I love Radhika so much that
I can kill anyone for her.
1408
01:21:12,034 --> 01:21:14,628
Now you have to decide
whether you can die for her.
1409
01:21:14,787 --> 01:21:15,834
Who is he?
1410
01:21:15,996 --> 01:21:17,464
Ajay, ex-boyfriend.
1411
01:21:17,623 --> 01:21:18,749
Ex-boyfriend, Ajay.
1412
01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:20,008
My date.
1413
01:21:20,167 --> 01:21:21,464
It's not that.
1414
01:21:24,296 --> 01:21:25,639
Radhika, I think we should go.
1415
01:21:25,756 --> 01:21:28,635
Which stuffed toy?
- Winnie, the Pooh.
1416
01:21:33,597 --> 01:21:34,894
Well done, baby.
1417
01:21:35,099 --> 01:21:38,603
Well.. I was imagining your face.
1418
01:21:39,269 --> 01:21:40,566
Let's go.
1419
01:21:42,439 --> 01:21:43,565
Let's go.
1420
01:21:44,691 --> 01:21:45,817
I feel like vomiting.
1421
01:21:48,195 --> 01:21:49,412
See you on Monday.
1422
01:21:49,571 --> 01:21:51,949
And before you leave please
pick up your mid-term results.
1423
01:21:58,705 --> 01:21:59,922
Fail.
1424
01:22:06,588 --> 01:22:09,341
A consumable item that's
useful to people but scarce..
1425
01:22:11,135 --> 01:22:14,514
A consumable item that's useful
to people but scarce in relation..
1426
01:22:14,638 --> 01:22:15,935
In relation to.. No.
1427
01:22:16,056 --> 01:22:19,230
A consumable item that's useful
to people but scarce in relation..
1428
01:22:19,351 --> 01:22:20,523
In relation to..
1429
01:22:20,686 --> 01:22:22,029
A consumable item that is..
1430
01:22:22,438 --> 01:22:24,566
Are you taking revenge
from the books after failing?
1431
01:22:24,731 --> 01:22:26,654
Only the Economics book.
1432
01:22:27,067 --> 01:22:29,035
I don't understand half the things..
1433
01:22:29,153 --> 01:22:30,746
...and can't remember the other half.
1434
01:22:31,488 --> 01:22:33,957
I might stand last but can't fail.
1435
01:22:34,074 --> 01:22:35,371
A consumable item that's useful..
1436
01:22:35,492 --> 01:22:36,618
Do you consider me your friend?
1437
01:22:37,411 --> 01:22:39,960
Yes, you are a very dear friend.
1438
01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:41,252
F for friend.
1439
01:22:43,333 --> 01:22:45,381
Trust me, I am helping you. Okay?
1440
01:22:45,919 --> 01:22:47,796
Now come with me. Come on, Jerry.
1441
01:22:47,921 --> 01:22:49,423
Who will study this?
1442
01:22:49,548 --> 01:22:52,142
You will when you have to. Come on.
1443
01:22:52,259 --> 01:22:54,603
Okay. Okay.
- Come on.
1444
01:23:15,073 --> 01:23:16,950
Tanya, don't you think
it will be a problem..
1445
01:23:17,075 --> 01:23:18,622
...If someone sees us here?
1446
01:23:18,952 --> 01:23:20,954
I'm neither a teacher
nor do I answer questions..
1447
01:23:21,079 --> 01:23:22,626
...outside the classroom.
1448
01:23:36,595 --> 01:23:38,472
You hate me, don't you?
1449
01:23:39,723 --> 01:23:43,478
Why? - You're dancing in
happiness because I failed.
1450
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:46,943
I heard that Rocco
dances really well.
1451
01:23:48,815 --> 01:23:50,533
He died three months ago.
1452
01:23:51,109 --> 01:23:52,326
Now it's only Jerry.
1453
01:23:52,444 --> 01:23:53,787
Oh, so sad.
1454
01:23:56,573 --> 01:23:58,416
I wanted to meet him.
1455
01:23:59,034 --> 01:24:01,628
Your case is really very serious.
1456
01:24:03,247 --> 01:24:04,373
I know.
1457
01:24:04,790 --> 01:24:08,090
That's why I had a
crush on you in college.
1458
01:24:08,252 --> 01:24:09,879
So now I understand.
1459
01:24:10,045 --> 01:24:11,672
You wanted me to notice you but..
1460
01:24:11,797 --> 01:24:13,640
...I was busy after the cheerleaders.
1461
01:24:13,757 --> 01:24:15,976
And now you are taking
your 12-year-old revenge..
1462
01:24:16,093 --> 01:24:17,470
...by making sure I fail.
1463
01:24:18,095 --> 01:24:19,938
I was helpless then.
1464
01:24:22,015 --> 01:24:23,733
Now I am good and powerful.
1465
01:24:23,850 --> 01:24:26,524
Why do I feel that
if I stay here any longer..
1466
01:24:26,645 --> 01:24:29,068
...then I might be in danger?
1467
01:24:35,529 --> 01:24:38,328
Everyone needs love
but not everyone gets it.
1468
01:24:38,448 --> 01:24:41,668
But those who get it
don't understand it.
1469
01:24:42,786 --> 01:24:44,083
Do you remember anything?
1470
01:24:45,789 --> 01:24:46,915
Yes.
1471
01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:48,508
Love is like an economical good..
1472
01:24:48,625 --> 01:24:50,172
...which is consumable item
that is useful to people..
1473
01:24:50,294 --> 01:24:51,841
...but scarce in relation to demand..
1474
01:24:51,837 --> 01:24:54,556
...so human efforts are
required to obtain it.
1475
01:24:54,673 --> 01:24:56,220
Goods are divided into
tangible and intangible..
1476
01:24:56,341 --> 01:24:57,638
...for example.
1477
01:24:57,759 --> 01:25:00,729
Your bracelet is
tangible because I can touch it.
1478
01:25:00,846 --> 01:25:05,147
But love is intangible,
you can only feel it.
1479
01:25:05,267 --> 01:25:07,395
Yes, I got it. I got it.
1480
01:25:08,645 --> 01:25:11,740
I mean no one has
ever called me back.
1481
01:25:12,232 --> 01:25:15,782
And you are out of my league.
1482
01:25:16,194 --> 01:25:19,789
I thought that you won't
even remember my name.
1483
01:25:19,906 --> 01:25:21,283
Don't be silly, Vijay.
1484
01:25:22,284 --> 01:25:23,410
It's Ajay.
1485
01:25:25,037 --> 01:25:27,256
Will he come here?
- Who?
1486
01:25:27,706 --> 01:25:30,380
Your ex-boyfriend?
1487
01:25:31,376 --> 01:25:34,630
Nick. You don't worry
about that idiot, darling.
1488
01:25:34,755 --> 01:25:36,598
He's yesterday's news.
1489
01:25:37,132 --> 01:25:38,805
You are my future, darling.
1490
01:25:41,553 --> 01:25:44,523
And you smile wonderful.
- That sound nice.
1491
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:46,233
So tomorrow may be..
1492
01:25:46,808 --> 01:25:48,685
I cannot stop myself.
1493
01:25:48,810 --> 01:25:51,654
I want to fly like a free bird.
- Fly.
1494
01:25:51,772 --> 01:25:53,820
I want to touch the sky.
- Touch it.
1495
01:25:54,191 --> 01:25:55,738
Where no one can stop us.
1496
01:25:55,859 --> 01:25:57,657
No one.
- So take me.
1497
01:25:57,653 --> 01:25:59,405
Take me higher, Ajay.
1498
01:25:59,946 --> 01:26:01,664
Higher.
- Higher.
1499
01:26:01,782 --> 01:26:02,829
Higher.
- Higher.
1500
01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:04,326
Higher.
1501
01:26:04,701 --> 01:26:05,873
Bapat! pat!
1502
01:26:07,621 --> 01:26:08,793
Hi, Nick.
1503
01:26:09,331 --> 01:26:11,675
Shall we go inside?
- Inside?
1504
01:26:12,542 --> 01:26:14,965
The date has just started, isn't it?
1505
01:26:15,462 --> 01:26:16,634
Let's go.
1506
01:26:21,176 --> 01:26:22,393
Bapat! pat!
1507
01:26:25,764 --> 01:26:27,266
No, Radhika.
1508
01:26:27,391 --> 01:26:29,940
We shouldn't take a
wrong step before marriage.
1509
01:26:29,935 --> 01:26:31,152
Just sit there quietly.
1510
01:26:31,645 --> 01:26:32,897
What the..
1511
01:26:33,855 --> 01:26:35,732
One, two, three..
1512
01:26:39,778 --> 01:26:42,531
"I cannot stop myself."
1513
01:26:42,656 --> 01:26:45,751
"I want to fly like a free bird."
1514
01:26:45,867 --> 01:26:47,835
Take me higher, Ajay.
1515
01:26:47,828 --> 01:26:49,751
Higher. Higher, Ajay.
1516
01:26:49,913 --> 01:26:51,756
Higher.
1517
01:26:52,916 --> 01:26:54,759
Rads, I have known
you for three years.
1518
01:26:54,876 --> 01:26:56,423
I know when you are faking it.
1519
01:26:56,545 --> 01:26:57,671
You know what? You're right.
1520
01:26:57,796 --> 01:27:01,801
Because just like you, I don't
have any experience in these things.
1521
01:27:02,217 --> 01:27:03,594
Shall I help you, Rads?
1522
01:27:03,719 --> 01:27:04,766
Don't call me Rads.
1523
01:27:04,761 --> 01:27:06,684
Hey,only I call her Rads.
1524
01:27:07,305 --> 01:27:08,773
I have had enough from you, fool.
1525
01:27:08,890 --> 01:27:13,441
And if I slap you now
you will start bleeding.
1526
01:27:13,562 --> 01:27:17,783
You might have a good body
but I have courage. Courage.
1527
01:27:17,899 --> 01:27:20,118
Vijay, I think you should leave.
- Ajay.
1528
01:27:20,277 --> 01:27:21,529
Whatever, get out.
1529
01:27:21,695 --> 01:27:22,787
But I..
1530
01:27:28,785 --> 01:27:30,958
Will you have a beer?
- No..
1531
01:27:30,954 --> 01:27:32,206
Strictly Veg.
1532
01:27:32,330 --> 01:27:33,456
Then I will treat
you to omelet, come on.
1533
01:27:33,582 --> 01:27:35,710
No. but my scooter
is standing outside.
1534
01:27:35,834 --> 01:27:36,756
Scooter won't do any good.
1535
01:27:36,877 --> 01:27:38,254
Radhika is very high maintenance.
1536
01:27:38,545 --> 01:27:40,718
Income tax was first
collected in 1977, no..
1537
01:27:40,797 --> 01:27:43,767
1877..
- 1797.
1538
01:27:43,884 --> 01:27:44,760
Thank you.
1539
01:27:44,885 --> 01:27:46,683
Should I help?
1540
01:27:49,389 --> 01:27:50,766
You took me to Salsa
Club after mid-terms.
1541
01:27:50,891 --> 01:27:52,939
And you can take me to
Disney World after the finals.
1542
01:27:52,934 --> 01:27:54,857
I need to focus, sunshine.
1543
01:27:55,771 --> 01:27:56,772
Think about it.
1544
01:27:56,897 --> 01:27:59,366
I have a fool proof method to study.
1545
01:27:59,649 --> 01:28:01,617
You won't forget even if you try to.
1546
01:28:02,235 --> 01:28:07,287
I will take off a piece of
clothing for every correct answer.
1547
01:28:07,866 --> 01:28:09,584
The more correct answers you give..
1548
01:28:09,785 --> 01:28:11,879
...the more clothes I take off..
- Are you stupid, Tanya?
1549
01:28:12,245 --> 01:28:13,462
I will be ruined.
1550
01:28:13,580 --> 01:28:16,208
Relax, it's not that easy.
1551
01:28:16,666 --> 01:28:18,794
I ask really difficult questions.
1552
01:28:18,794 --> 01:28:20,592
I have been studying
for the past four months.
1553
01:28:20,879 --> 01:28:23,758
You will have to take off
at least three-four things.
1554
01:28:24,466 --> 01:28:26,889
And anyway we can ask this
question after the graduation.
1555
01:28:26,885 --> 01:28:28,262
First question.
1556
01:28:28,595 --> 01:28:29,892
Tell me the history of income-tax.
1557
01:28:30,263 --> 01:28:31,435
I don't know.
1558
01:28:31,598 --> 01:28:33,316
Tell me the history of income-tax.
1559
01:28:33,683 --> 01:28:36,482
First collected in 1797
by the Dutch Republic..
1560
01:28:36,603 --> 01:28:39,777
...Introduced in UK in 1799,
abolished in 1860..
1561
01:28:39,898 --> 01:28:43,277
...and reintroduced in 1852.
- Very good.
1562
01:28:52,828 --> 01:28:55,206
I hope you have worn many layers..
1563
01:28:55,205 --> 01:28:57,549
...because right now I am in form.
1564
01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:00,673
Define cross-elasticity.
1565
01:29:01,253 --> 01:29:03,756
Cross-elasticity is when
the price of one good..
1566
01:29:03,922 --> 01:29:05,799
...affects the demand of another good.
1567
01:29:05,924 --> 01:29:07,801
For example, if the
price of coffee increases..
1568
01:29:07,926 --> 01:29:09,599
...people start drinking tea.
1569
01:29:09,761 --> 01:29:10,808
If the price of petrol goes up..
1570
01:29:10,929 --> 01:29:12,897
...the demand for cars goes down.
1571
01:29:13,265 --> 01:29:15,609
And Jerry gives his answers..
1572
01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:17,318
...and Tanya has to
take off her shirt.
1573
01:29:17,435 --> 01:29:18,561
I want your shirt.
1574
01:29:18,687 --> 01:29:19,734
I want your shirt.
1575
01:29:29,781 --> 01:29:31,203
Next question.
1576
01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:35,204
You have multiple choices.
So listen carefully. - Okay.
1577
01:29:35,537 --> 01:29:38,757
I am playing this
game with you because..
1578
01:29:38,748 --> 01:29:41,592
Option A, I am feeling really hot.
1579
01:29:42,711 --> 01:29:46,306
Option B, this is
the best way to revise.
1580
01:29:46,423 --> 01:29:50,519
Or Option C, you haven't
kissed your girlfriend yet.
1581
01:29:51,469 --> 01:29:53,597
The AC's on so you can't feel hot.
1582
01:29:55,557 --> 01:29:56,809
You aren't my girlfriend.
1583
01:30:01,479 --> 01:30:02,526
Option B. Option B.
1584
01:30:02,647 --> 01:30:04,695
This is the best way to revise.
1585
01:30:06,318 --> 01:30:09,538
Thank God, I haven't
worn anything under this.
1586
01:30:09,863 --> 01:30:11,456
Option A.
1587
01:30:11,615 --> 01:30:13,492
Option C. Option C.
1588
01:30:13,742 --> 01:30:14,743
C-
1589
01:30:23,877 --> 01:30:25,595
All the best for your exams.
1590
01:30:27,714 --> 01:30:29,716
It's definitely Option C.
1591
01:30:44,606 --> 01:30:45,778
"Oh Lord."
1592
01:30:45,899 --> 01:30:48,322
"After falling in love with you."
1593
01:30:48,443 --> 01:30:51,492
"I have been ruined in
expressing it to you."
1594
01:30:51,613 --> 01:30:54,207
"I fell in love with you."
1595
01:30:54,324 --> 01:30:56,497
"May God forgive you!"
1596
01:30:56,701 --> 01:30:59,329
"O, Lord. That was terrible."
1597
01:30:59,454 --> 01:31:01,502
"May God forgive you!"
1598
01:31:08,505 --> 01:31:11,304
"I fell in love with you."
1599
01:31:11,424 --> 01:31:13,552
"May God forgive you!"
1600
01:31:13,885 --> 01:31:16,604
"Oh Lord, that was terrible."
1601
01:31:16,596 --> 01:31:18,849
"'May God forgive you!"
1602
01:31:18,974 --> 01:31:22,524
"The sight of you
made me breathless."
1603
01:31:22,644 --> 01:31:25,739
"My eyes bowed before you."
1604
01:31:25,855 --> 01:31:28,324
"I worshipped you."
1605
01:31:28,316 --> 01:31:30,739
"May God forgive you!"
1606
01:31:31,236 --> 01:31:33,864
"I fell in love with you."
1607
01:31:33,863 --> 01:31:36,457
"May God forgive you!"
1608
01:31:36,574 --> 01:31:38,576
"Oh Lord, that was terrible."
1609
01:31:38,702 --> 01:31:41,626
"May God forgive you!"
1610
01:31:45,667 --> 01:31:47,465
Hey, isn't that Nick.
1611
01:31:47,877 --> 01:31:50,221
You two would always
stay together in college.
1612
01:31:50,380 --> 01:31:52,508
Still in touch.
- No.
1613
01:31:55,301 --> 01:31:56,393
"Oh Lord."
1614
01:31:56,553 --> 01:31:58,601
"After falling in love with you."
1615
01:31:58,722 --> 01:32:01,601
"I have been ruined in
expressing it to you."
1616
01:32:01,725 --> 01:32:03,523
"These days of fervor."
1617
01:32:03,643 --> 01:32:04,860
"These days of love."
1618
01:32:04,978 --> 01:32:07,572
"I spend them this way."
1619
01:32:08,523 --> 01:32:10,400
"Thinking about you."
1620
01:32:10,525 --> 01:32:11,822
"Questioning myself."
1621
01:32:11,943 --> 01:32:14,617
"I get confused."
1622
01:32:15,613 --> 01:32:18,833
"I finally fell in love."
1623
01:32:18,950 --> 01:32:22,420
"The feelings in
our heart came out."
1624
01:32:22,579 --> 01:32:24,752
"There was slight mischief."
1625
01:32:24,914 --> 01:32:27,542
"May God forgive me!"
1626
01:32:27,542 --> 01:32:30,261
"I lost my senses."
1627
01:32:30,378 --> 01:32:32,676
"May God forgive me!"
1628
01:32:32,797 --> 01:32:35,300
"I fell in love with you."
1629
01:32:35,425 --> 01:32:36,597
May God!"
1630
01:32:49,689 --> 01:32:52,818
"I know the world taunts me."
1631
01:32:52,942 --> 01:32:55,570
"I am a vagabond."
1632
01:32:56,571 --> 01:32:58,369
"Whatever I am.."
1633
01:32:58,490 --> 01:33:00,367
"..whether I am this or that.."
1634
01:33:00,492 --> 01:33:03,371
"..now I belong only to you."
1635
01:33:03,495 --> 01:33:07,375
"I see you everywhere."
1636
01:33:07,499 --> 01:33:10,343
"Wonder what's wrong with me."
1637
01:33:10,460 --> 01:33:12,758
"I rebelled against everyone."
1638
01:33:12,879 --> 01:33:15,553
"May God forgive me!"
1639
01:33:15,548 --> 01:33:17,846
"I lost all my decency."
1640
01:33:17,967 --> 01:33:20,766
"May God forgive me!"
1641
01:33:20,887 --> 01:33:22,855
"I fell in love with you."
1642
01:33:22,972 --> 01:33:24,599
May God!"
1643
01:33:25,558 --> 01:33:28,357
"I fell in love with you."
1644
01:33:28,520 --> 01:33:30,648
"May God forgive you!"
1645
01:33:30,939 --> 01:33:33,488
"Oh Lord, that was terrible."
1646
01:33:33,483 --> 01:33:36,487
"May God forgive you!"
1647
01:33:36,486 --> 01:33:37,453
CF“
1648
01:33:37,570 --> 01:33:39,618
"After falling in love with you."
1649
01:33:39,739 --> 01:33:41,616
"I have been ruined in
expressing it to you."
1650
01:33:43,409 --> 01:33:44,626
"Oh Lord."
1651
01:33:44,744 --> 01:33:46,337
"After falling in love with you."
1652
01:33:46,329 --> 01:33:48,377
"I have been ruined in
expressing it to you."
1653
01:33:51,960 --> 01:33:52,677
Jerry.
1654
01:33:53,294 --> 01:33:54,341
Jerry, get up. Get up.
1655
01:33:54,337 --> 01:33:55,509
The finals are in five minutes.
1656
01:33:55,630 --> 01:33:57,678
Get up.
- Yes.
1657
01:34:12,647 --> 01:34:13,739
Culture, sir.
1658
01:34:13,857 --> 01:34:15,359
We Indians are always late.
1659
01:34:30,707 --> 01:34:33,836
"The ambience is really.."
1660
01:34:33,960 --> 01:34:37,305
"Deceiving today."
1661
01:34:37,463 --> 01:34:42,390
"The ambience is
really deceiving today."
1662
01:34:42,552 --> 01:34:45,351
"There's a.."
1663
01:34:45,471 --> 01:34:47,690
"..storm on the way."
1664
01:34:47,807 --> 01:34:49,684
Rads. Rads.
1665
01:34:50,310 --> 01:34:51,687
I've been trying to
apologize to you..
1666
01:34:51,811 --> 01:34:53,313
...for the past three months.
1667
01:34:53,438 --> 01:34:55,440
Tell me how can
I make this better, Rads.
1668
01:34:56,357 --> 01:34:57,529
Fine.
1669
01:34:58,443 --> 01:34:59,786
Then come to a hotel room tomorrow..
1670
01:34:59,903 --> 01:35:03,248
...where 50 men are
throwing money on one girl.
1671
01:35:03,364 --> 01:35:04,490
And that girl will be me.
1672
01:35:05,325 --> 01:35:07,953
And the day you can get
that image out of your mind..
1673
01:35:08,328 --> 01:35:09,750
...I will forgive you.
1674
01:35:11,456 --> 01:35:14,960
Rads, did you ever ask me
why I had to take this step?
1675
01:35:15,376 --> 01:35:17,253
How would that justify it, Nick?
1676
01:35:18,296 --> 01:35:20,390
Have you ever thought about it
that for the past three years..
1677
01:35:20,381 --> 01:35:21,974
...our life was revolving
around your perfect wedding..
1678
01:35:22,342 --> 01:35:26,222
...perfect gown and
picture-perfect honeymoon..
1679
01:35:26,221 --> 01:35:29,316
...In which your less than perfect
boyfriend was paying the bills?
1680
01:35:29,432 --> 01:35:31,355
And when Jerry needed my help..
- Of course.
1681
01:35:31,476 --> 01:35:33,820
It was Jerry's idea.
- Wake up, Radhika.
1682
01:35:35,772 --> 01:35:37,365
Today Veer is in a foster home.
1683
01:35:39,901 --> 01:35:44,748
And the truth is I can become
a male escort for Jerry a 100 times.
1684
01:35:50,620 --> 01:35:54,966
Radhika Awasthi, people can survive
on chicken roll all their life.
1685
01:35:55,333 --> 01:35:57,335
"The distance
between truth and dreams."
1686
01:35:57,460 --> 01:35:59,337
"How will I cover that distance?"
1687
01:35:59,462 --> 01:36:02,261
"But this journey is half mine."
1688
01:36:02,382 --> 01:36:04,931
"And half yours."
1689
01:36:09,430 --> 01:36:14,357
"I am standing in your path."
1690
01:36:15,061 --> 01:36:19,783
"Shattered, broken and alone."
1691
01:36:20,483 --> 01:36:25,614
"I admit I made a mistake."
1692
01:36:26,155 --> 01:36:30,956
"But you are generous."
1693
01:36:32,245 --> 01:36:33,747
Coffee?
1694
01:36:36,416 --> 01:36:39,886
Father, am I selfish?
- Who said that?
1695
01:36:40,003 --> 01:36:41,300
Nick.
1696
01:36:42,964 --> 01:36:44,466
If Nick said it then it must be true.
1697
01:36:45,133 --> 01:36:46,976
You always favor Nick.
1698
01:36:47,343 --> 01:36:50,438
Radhika, if Nick isn't
perfect then neither are you.
1699
01:36:52,348 --> 01:36:54,521
The problem is that we often
make mistakes in relationships..
1700
01:36:54,642 --> 01:36:57,361
...but we never apologize.
1701
01:36:57,478 --> 01:36:59,697
Even I hurt your mother.
1702
01:37:00,857 --> 01:37:04,407
But.. I delayed in apologizing.
1703
01:37:04,861 --> 01:37:06,579
Apologies only add to the love.
1704
01:37:07,113 --> 01:37:12,244
And anyway, one mistake should
be forgiven in every relationship.
1705
01:37:13,411 --> 01:37:15,004
Don't worry. Everything will be fine.
1706
01:37:15,121 --> 01:37:16,247
Relax.
1707
01:37:22,503 --> 01:37:25,097
Come on, Jerry. You
finally got a degree.
1708
01:37:28,051 --> 01:37:29,223
Hotness.
1709
01:37:29,344 --> 01:37:30,687
Not bad, Jerry Patel.
1710
01:37:30,803 --> 01:37:32,271
An A in Economics.
1711
01:37:33,514 --> 01:37:35,141
Even the Cardinal ensured I passed.
1712
01:37:35,266 --> 01:37:36,609
Thank you, sir.
1713
01:37:37,060 --> 01:37:38,733
For the first time in life
someone had confidence that..
1714
01:37:38,853 --> 01:37:40,070
...I could do something.
1715
01:37:41,314 --> 01:37:42,486
Thanks, Tanya.
1716
01:37:43,149 --> 01:37:44,571
Relax.
1717
01:37:46,944 --> 01:37:48,287
And that's not true.
1718
01:37:48,571 --> 01:37:50,414
I am not the only one
who believes in you.
1719
01:37:52,158 --> 01:37:53,375
Look.
1720
01:38:15,431 --> 01:38:16,808
My mother.
1721
01:38:17,016 --> 01:38:18,484
My mother.
1722
01:38:18,768 --> 01:38:19,985
My mother.
1723
01:38:20,103 --> 01:38:22,356
Jiggu. Jiggu.
1724
01:38:22,480 --> 01:38:26,701
Mother, I missed you.
1725
01:38:28,361 --> 01:38:32,161
Jiggu. You really passed.
1726
01:38:32,281 --> 01:38:34,454
Look. Look. Here's the degree.
1727
01:38:35,034 --> 01:38:36,411
And I did it without him.
1728
01:38:37,203 --> 01:38:39,171
See, aunt. I told you.
1729
01:38:39,455 --> 01:38:41,298
He doesn't calm down easily.
1730
01:38:41,791 --> 01:38:43,134
Mother, ask him to get out.
1731
01:38:43,376 --> 01:38:45,219
Jiggu, come here.
1732
01:38:46,838 --> 01:38:47,964
What are you doing, mother?
1733
01:38:48,089 --> 01:38:50,717
At this age, people come
to meet their grandchildren.
1734
01:38:50,842 --> 01:38:53,686
And look at me, I am here to
collect my son's report card.
1735
01:38:54,011 --> 01:38:56,105
You were right..
In throwing him out of the house.
1736
01:38:56,222 --> 01:38:57,394
You did the right thing.
1737
01:38:57,515 --> 01:38:59,267
Otherwise he would've been
working as a guard somewhere.
1738
01:38:59,392 --> 01:39:00,894
I would've been
a security consultant.
1739
01:39:01,060 --> 01:39:03,108
And, aunt. He slapped me.
1740
01:39:03,271 --> 01:39:04,648
Slapped me.
1741
01:39:05,189 --> 01:39:06,281
Shut up.
1742
01:39:06,691 --> 01:39:08,568
Aren't you ashamed?
1743
01:39:09,110 --> 01:39:10,987
Your friendship dates back 15 years!
1744
01:39:11,112 --> 01:39:14,161
Shake hands.
1745
01:39:16,451 --> 01:39:18,670
You know, Jiggu.
1746
01:39:19,537 --> 01:39:23,041
Your friend here
called me, looking for you.
1747
01:39:23,207 --> 01:39:25,881
And he brought me here to say sorry.
1748
01:39:26,794 --> 01:39:27,966
Forgive him.
1749
01:39:28,087 --> 01:39:29,179
Forgive him.
1750
01:39:29,422 --> 01:39:31,641
Look, if you don't forgive
him today..
1751
01:39:32,341 --> 01:39:36,312
...I will feel that I shouldn't
have given birth to you.
1752
01:39:36,471 --> 01:39:38,439
What are you saying?
1753
01:39:38,556 --> 01:39:39,682
Then forgive him.
1754
01:39:39,849 --> 01:39:42,068
I still have to shop.
I don't have the time, son.
1755
01:39:50,526 --> 01:39:52,403
Fool, you can bring
mother here, go meet Veer..
1756
01:39:52,528 --> 01:39:53,996
...but couldn't give me a call.
1757
01:39:54,113 --> 01:39:55,911
I was tired of
saying sorry to everyone.
1758
01:39:57,450 --> 01:39:58,667
Radhika.
1759
01:39:58,784 --> 01:39:59,910
Forget it.
1760
01:40:00,036 --> 01:40:01,162
I missed you.
1761
01:40:01,287 --> 01:40:04,211
Forget it. - You were busy
with your private tuitions.
1762
01:40:05,333 --> 01:40:06,755
Hello,aunt.
1763
01:40:06,876 --> 01:40:08,093
Mother, my teacher.
1764
01:40:08,252 --> 01:40:10,220
She's still a teacher.
- What is this, mother?
1765
01:40:10,379 --> 01:40:12,632
Can you cook?
- What are you saying, mother?
1766
01:40:12,798 --> 01:40:13,970
I'm just asking.
1767
01:40:14,133 --> 01:40:16,135
I can cook food.
1768
01:40:16,761 --> 01:40:18,104
Gujarati daughter-in-law.
1769
01:40:18,679 --> 01:40:19,931
Gujarati..
1770
01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:22,267
You know Gujarati?
1771
01:40:35,321 --> 01:40:37,665
Everyone here looks like an MBA.
1772
01:40:38,366 --> 01:40:40,334
I don't think
I will get a job here.
1773
01:40:40,743 --> 01:40:43,121
Three firms have already
rejected you.
1774
01:40:43,454 --> 01:40:44,956
Now listen to me.
1775
01:40:45,081 --> 01:40:47,300
It's a fool proof plan.
- It's a useless idea.
1776
01:40:47,542 --> 01:40:49,886
Don't spend too much time
with that cartoon. - Who?
1777
01:40:50,044 --> 01:40:51,546
That Radhika's dad.
1778
01:40:51,837 --> 01:40:54,386
Mr. Patel.
- Yes, that's me.
1779
01:40:55,466 --> 01:40:56,763
Think about it, Jerry.
1780
01:40:58,678 --> 01:41:02,478
Security guard. Burger joint.
1781
01:41:05,685 --> 01:41:08,905
You just completed your
graduation two weeks ago..
1782
01:41:09,063 --> 01:41:11,316
...and you are applying
for the post of an analyst?
1783
01:41:11,482 --> 01:41:13,234
Very ambitious, I must say.
1784
01:41:13,818 --> 01:41:17,288
Sir, my resume can only
tell you what I used to be.
1785
01:41:17,446 --> 01:41:19,244
And not the things that I can be.
1786
01:41:19,365 --> 01:41:20,537
I just need one chance, sir.
1787
01:41:20,700 --> 01:41:21,792
To prove myself.
1788
01:41:21,993 --> 01:41:24,166
That means you want
to learn from us..
1789
01:41:24,287 --> 01:41:26,255
...and for that
we will have to pay you.
1790
01:41:26,622 --> 01:41:27,714
I am sorry.
1791
01:41:27,832 --> 01:41:29,675
But all the
candidate sitting outside..
1792
01:41:29,834 --> 01:41:31,211
...are more qualified than you.
1793
01:41:31,335 --> 01:41:33,178
Please don't waste my time.
1794
01:41:38,676 --> 01:41:39,802
Raj
1795
01:41:45,349 --> 01:41:47,602
We will meet this
evening in the golf club.
1796
01:41:48,603 --> 01:41:49,775
See you, buddy.
1797
01:41:49,937 --> 01:41:51,439
And let's get it drink after that.
1798
01:41:51,647 --> 01:41:53,365
Bye.
' No!
1799
01:41:54,525 --> 01:41:56,493
Why are you beating me, Mr. Dillion?
1800
01:41:56,694 --> 01:41:58,571
I just came here to ask for a job.
1801
01:41:58,696 --> 01:42:01,324
Leave me, what are you doing?
1802
01:42:01,741 --> 01:42:03,584
Don't touch me.
1803
01:42:03,701 --> 01:42:04,998
I'm not touching you.
1804
01:42:04,994 --> 01:42:06,211
Leave me.
1805
01:42:06,370 --> 01:42:08,043
I'm not holding you.
1806
01:42:09,457 --> 01:42:11,630
Stay away from me.
1807
01:42:11,751 --> 01:42:14,675
God! My encyclopedia.
1808
01:42:16,756 --> 01:42:18,724
Get your hands off of me.
1809
01:42:22,720 --> 01:42:24,518
No, no, no. Not my fish tank.
1810
01:42:24,680 --> 01:42:27,058
Don't drown me in the water.
I cannot swim.
1811
01:42:27,058 --> 01:42:30,028
Stop Finding Nemo In My Fish Tank.
1812
01:42:34,523 --> 01:42:36,571
Look, you need counseling..
1813
01:42:36,734 --> 01:42:38,987
...and I need a blood
pressure measuring machine.
1814
01:42:39,779 --> 01:42:42,578
Help me.
- Help me. Help me.
1815
01:42:42,698 --> 01:42:46,168
Help me. Close your zip Mr. Dillion?
1816
01:42:46,786 --> 01:42:48,379
Save me from this man..
1817
01:43:00,299 --> 01:43:02,848
I have called the police.
- Please.
1818
01:43:03,511 --> 01:43:06,264
Please don't call the police.
I'll lose my job.
1819
01:43:06,472 --> 01:43:08,770
How many years will
he have to serve..
1820
01:43:08,766 --> 01:43:11,770
...for assault and violence?
- At least 10 years.
1821
01:43:11,894 --> 01:43:13,396
By the time he comes out..
1822
01:43:13,521 --> 01:43:14,738
...his wife will be
married for the second time..
1823
01:43:14,855 --> 01:43:16,152
...and his son for the first time.
1824
01:43:16,273 --> 01:43:18,150
No, no, please.
1825
01:43:18,401 --> 01:43:20,244
I'm ready to do anything you want.
1826
01:43:20,361 --> 01:43:21,738
I'll give you the
post of senior analyst.
1827
01:43:21,862 --> 01:43:23,739
It's all yours.
1828
01:43:23,739 --> 01:43:28,245
No. I'll become the senior
analyst on my own merit.
1829
01:43:28,911 --> 01:43:30,413
I just request you..
1830
01:43:30,621 --> 01:43:33,841
...to consider me for the more
junior position in this company.
1831
01:43:33,833 --> 01:43:37,588
Please.
- Is this a request or a threat?
1832
01:43:37,920 --> 01:43:38,796
I'll tell you.
1833
01:43:39,171 --> 01:43:41,173
No, no. Just want to know.
1834
01:43:41,298 --> 01:43:44,302
His starting salary will
be 40,000 pounds plus bonus.
1835
01:43:44,885 --> 01:43:47,604
An individual office, and
one month holiday a year.
1836
01:43:48,514 --> 01:43:52,314
And don't ever discuss
this incident again.
1837
01:43:54,854 --> 01:43:56,777
This is called threatening.
1838
01:44:01,402 --> 01:44:04,497
Who are you? - I am his
brother from a hotter mother.
1839
01:44:05,448 --> 01:44:06,620
Come, J.
1840
01:44:20,588 --> 01:44:23,717
Now you wear a suit and go to work
everyday. You will pay the rent.
1841
01:44:23,883 --> 01:44:26,682
And I will sit at home and
play PlayStation with Veer.
1842
01:44:26,802 --> 01:44:29,726
But Veer hasn't returned home yet.
- Come on, J.
1843
01:44:29,889 --> 01:44:32,187
You have a degree, a job
and an Economics professor..
1844
01:44:32,308 --> 01:44:33,730
...Is crazy about you.
1845
01:44:33,726 --> 01:44:35,820
Even the judge will get a complex.
1846
01:44:36,395 --> 01:44:38,648
3 o'clock.
- You're still staring at girls.
1847
01:44:38,814 --> 01:44:40,782
Take a look. She is just your type.
1848
01:44:46,739 --> 01:44:48,707
What is she here to
say after four months?
1849
01:44:48,824 --> 01:44:50,747
So should I tell her
that you aren't interested?
1850
01:44:50,868 --> 01:44:53,337
I'm not even interested in
what you want to tell her.
1851
01:44:53,621 --> 01:44:54,873
Okay.
1852
01:44:56,499 --> 01:44:57,671
Jerry, you're late.
1853
01:44:57,792 --> 01:44:59,840
You called me here at 7 o'clock.
1854
01:45:00,252 --> 01:45:02,175
How much did you drink?
1855
01:45:02,588 --> 01:45:05,341
Who the hell drinks to tolerate?
1856
01:45:05,758 --> 01:45:10,355
I drink to sit here. Look at Nick.
1857
01:45:11,305 --> 01:45:13,182
And tolerate you.
1858
01:45:14,767 --> 01:45:16,644
Stop your charade..
1859
01:45:16,811 --> 01:45:18,609
...he is dying to meet you.
- Really?
1860
01:45:18,729 --> 01:45:19,730
I have set everything up.
1861
01:45:19,730 --> 01:45:22,233
Just show your dimples.. Your hair.
1862
01:45:22,358 --> 01:45:23,860
And that will melt him. Understand.
1863
01:45:24,401 --> 01:45:26,779
And anyway, he
doesn't stare at any girl.
1864
01:45:26,779 --> 01:45:28,281
Open wide.
1865
01:45:31,575 --> 01:45:32,747
But girls can look at him.
1866
01:45:32,910 --> 01:45:34,628
Darn it, she's hot.
1867
01:45:39,333 --> 01:45:40,676
Your time starts now.
1868
01:45:43,754 --> 01:45:45,427
If you are not going to marry her..
1869
01:45:45,631 --> 01:45:46,757
...can we go for dinner tomorrow?
1870
01:45:46,924 --> 01:45:49,393
Do you know her?
- No.
1871
01:45:49,385 --> 01:45:51,387
I am 5ft. 7, you seem 6ft.
1872
01:45:51,387 --> 01:45:53,355
We'll look fabulous together.
1873
01:45:53,472 --> 01:45:55,520
Would you please leave us alone?
1874
01:45:55,641 --> 01:45:57,735
After marriage, a house
in Hampstead, two cars..
1875
01:45:57,893 --> 01:46:01,488
...two children, the perfect life.
- What is your problem?
1876
01:46:01,647 --> 01:46:05,242
One slap and you will never
need any plastic surgery again.
1877
01:46:05,401 --> 01:46:06,573
Buzz off.
1878
01:46:06,694 --> 01:46:09,573
Bravo. Indian woman.
1879
01:46:10,823 --> 01:46:12,496
Crazy woman.
1880
01:46:18,289 --> 01:46:20,667
Nick. Please marry me.
1881
01:46:23,502 --> 01:46:25,675
I don't have money, house or a job.
1882
01:46:26,755 --> 01:46:28,723
I can't give you the life you want.
1883
01:46:28,841 --> 01:46:31,685
Nick, I can spend my
entire life eating chicken roll.
1884
01:46:31,886 --> 01:46:33,729
But there is no fun
in eating it alone.
1885
01:46:33,846 --> 01:46:38,522
Fine. First job then marriage
- Done.
1886
01:46:38,684 --> 01:46:40,652
No honeymoon.
- No honeymoon.
1887
01:46:40,769 --> 01:46:43,272
We will live in my
trailer until we get a house.
1888
01:46:43,439 --> 01:46:44,611
Now you are pushing it.
1889
01:46:44,732 --> 01:46:47,406
I don't have the money
to feed you everyday.
1890
01:46:47,568 --> 01:46:49,536
Come aboard if you want to..
1891
01:46:49,695 --> 01:46:51,914
...or else I will call back the
blonde. - Don't be so pushy.
1892
01:46:52,281 --> 01:46:53,328
You don't have a job,
a home nor money.
1893
01:46:53,490 --> 01:46:54,412
At least you have a girlfriend.
1894
01:46:54,533 --> 01:46:56,376
She's getting hooked
for less, say yes.
1895
01:46:56,535 --> 01:46:58,208
You are saying this?
- Say yes to her.
1896
01:47:03,709 --> 01:47:05,461
Do you always keep this with you?
1897
01:47:05,586 --> 01:47:07,714
I wanted to sell this today.
1898
01:47:07,838 --> 01:47:09,306
And I met you.
1899
01:47:19,350 --> 01:47:21,398
They made me emotional.
1900
01:47:22,895 --> 01:47:24,772
I can't handle so much happiness.
1901
01:47:29,234 --> 01:47:32,283
J, the real test begins now.
1902
01:47:32,529 --> 01:47:33,701
Ready?
1903
01:47:36,450 --> 01:47:37,497
Ready.
1904
01:47:42,706 --> 01:47:44,549
Case 463.
1905
01:47:44,541 --> 01:47:46,464
State versus Jerry Patel.
1906
01:47:46,460 --> 01:47:48,428
The prosecution and the defense..
1907
01:47:48,545 --> 01:47:51,344
...have stated Hindi as
their preferred language.
1908
01:47:51,507 --> 01:47:53,259
Will the defense
please present their case?
1909
01:47:53,384 --> 01:47:55,807
Your Honor, today when
I stepped out of the house..
1910
01:47:55,970 --> 01:47:59,315
...I told my mom 'Mom, I will
be home for lunch' because..
1911
01:47:59,431 --> 01:48:02,310
...frankly the
prosecution doesn't have a case.
1912
01:48:03,268 --> 01:48:05,316
Who have you brought?
- He was the only one free.
1913
01:48:05,437 --> 01:48:07,314
Few months ago due to
the job status..
1914
01:48:07,481 --> 01:48:08,778
...of my client, Jerry Patel..
1915
01:48:08,941 --> 01:48:11,865
...Social Services placed
Veer in a foster home.
1916
01:48:12,611 --> 01:48:16,286
Today, Jerry has
successfully changed his life.
1917
01:48:16,573 --> 01:48:19,326
And as Veer's legal guardian..
1918
01:48:19,451 --> 01:48:22,671
...he wants to challenge the
decision of the Social Services.
1919
01:48:22,871 --> 01:48:25,499
Will the representing lawyer
from the Social Services..
1920
01:48:25,624 --> 01:48:27,467
...please present their case?
1921
01:48:30,963 --> 01:48:34,308
Oh no, Jerry. I'm saying
sorry in advance. - Why?
1922
01:48:34,466 --> 01:48:36,514
Vijay-
- vijay?
1923
01:48:36,510 --> 01:48:39,434
Ajay. Vijay. Dhananjay.
1924
01:48:39,722 --> 01:48:41,474
You can call me anything..
1925
01:48:41,473 --> 01:48:44,443
...but today after this case is over..
1926
01:48:44,560 --> 01:48:47,484
...every person sitting
here will remember..
1927
01:48:47,604 --> 01:48:50,483
...Ajay Bapat's name.
1928
01:48:50,649 --> 01:48:52,401
Who is this cartoon?
1929
01:48:52,484 --> 01:48:54,202
Pogo channel's brand ambassador.
1930
01:48:54,319 --> 01:48:56,287
Your honor, don't be fooled..
1931
01:48:56,447 --> 01:48:59,496
...by this super-duper handsome,
stud and innocent face.
1932
01:48:59,616 --> 01:49:04,668
Hiding behind this mask is an
irresponsible and immoral man.
1933
01:49:04,663 --> 01:49:06,415
And his friend is a thief as well.
1934
01:49:06,623 --> 01:49:09,467
He steals others girlfriends
in broad daylight. - Bapat.
1935
01:49:10,627 --> 01:49:12,755
Mr. Bapat, please keep
your personal life..
1936
01:49:12,921 --> 01:49:15,265
...out of this courtroom.
- Apologies.
1937
01:49:15,382 --> 01:49:19,808
But in the next few minutes
I will prove to everyone that..
1938
01:49:19,970 --> 01:49:25,227
...Jerry needs a foster
home more than Veer does.
1939
01:49:25,476 --> 01:49:27,729
Your honor, this
happened on 13th November..
1940
01:49:27,853 --> 01:49:33,451
...when Jerry all night,
along with three clients..
1941
01:49:44,828 --> 01:49:47,581
Did I miss something?
- No, dear, it just started.
1942
01:49:47,706 --> 01:49:49,253
You didn't bring popcorn?
1943
01:49:49,416 --> 01:49:50,713
Snacks or hotdog.
1944
01:49:52,419 --> 01:49:54,547
Hey, Jerry Berry.
1945
01:49:55,339 --> 01:49:56,841
Nick, I am saying sorry in advance.
1946
01:49:57,257 --> 01:49:58,383
Jerry, we had a rule.
1947
01:49:59,927 --> 01:50:03,557
When a man like Jerry
spends the entire night..
1948
01:50:03,555 --> 01:50:07,685
...with such an
amazingly beautiful girl..
1949
01:50:07,851 --> 01:50:10,695
...then obviously they
weren't playing carom.
1950
01:50:10,771 --> 01:50:13,615
Did you or did you
not pay this man money?
1951
01:50:13,732 --> 01:50:15,359
Of course I had to.
1952
01:50:15,484 --> 01:50:19,409
We had so much fun and
he was so good at it.
1953
01:50:19,571 --> 01:50:24,372
We would all love to
know what he is so good at.
1954
01:50:24,493 --> 01:50:27,292
Rummy, baby.
- What?
1955
01:50:27,412 --> 01:50:29,335
The poor girl lost a
fortune after that.
1956
01:50:30,457 --> 01:50:32,175
If it wasn't for my man Jerry..
1957
01:50:32,167 --> 01:50:33,840
...I would've kept living a lie.
1958
01:50:34,336 --> 01:50:38,807
But thanks to him, I
can proudly say, I'm gay.
1959
01:50:38,966 --> 01:50:41,310
I knew it. So he did sleep with you.
1960
01:50:41,635 --> 01:50:42,727
No.
1961
01:50:42,970 --> 01:50:45,598
But he did ask me
three simple questions.
1962
01:50:45,764 --> 01:50:48,358
What questions?
- Who are your best friends?
1963
01:50:48,517 --> 01:50:50,315
Kalpana, Sweety, Pinky, Pammy.
1964
01:50:50,435 --> 01:50:52,312
Lovlina, Hrithik and Kookie.
My seven sisters.
1965
01:50:52,437 --> 01:50:53,404
What is your favorite song?
1966
01:50:53,522 --> 01:50:59,370
'The only crime that
I commit is that..'
1967
01:50:59,486 --> 01:51:04,663
'..l am a man and I love all men.'
1968
01:51:04,825 --> 01:51:06,543
Congratulations, Mr. Bapat.
1969
01:51:06,660 --> 01:51:08,583
You are officially gay.
1970
01:51:08,745 --> 01:51:10,713
Mr. Bapat, do I need
to remind you that..
1971
01:51:10,873 --> 01:51:14,423
...you are defending against
Mr. Patel and not for him?
1972
01:51:14,418 --> 01:51:16,887
There is nothing wrong
in it. But you are gay.
1973
01:51:18,255 --> 01:51:22,305
I was lonely and
I hired a male escort.
1974
01:51:22,301 --> 01:51:24,349
That's how Jerry came to
spend the night at my house.
1975
01:51:24,344 --> 01:51:28,599
Yes, yes. And you lost money
in rummy, or was it scrabble?
1976
01:51:30,767 --> 01:51:33,395
Or did you play in a dark room?
1977
01:51:36,440 --> 01:51:38,408
Silence means guilt.
1978
01:51:38,525 --> 01:51:40,778
And guilt means..
- Objection, your Honor.
1979
01:51:40,903 --> 01:51:42,405
He is harassing the witness.
1980
01:51:42,404 --> 01:51:43,530
Objection over-ruled.
1981
01:51:43,697 --> 01:51:45,290
The witness will have to speak up.
1982
01:51:45,407 --> 01:51:47,284
Call your mother and tell her that..
1983
01:51:47,451 --> 01:51:48,919
...you won't be back before dinner.
1984
01:51:49,328 --> 01:51:51,956
Now, Mrs. Smith, may
I remind you that..
1985
01:51:52,372 --> 01:51:53,248
...you are under oath?
1986
01:51:53,415 --> 01:51:57,795
Now please tell me why you
paid that man on November 30th?
1987
01:52:00,255 --> 01:52:03,725
Your Honor, we did
have sex that night.
1988
01:52:03,884 --> 01:52:06,307
I won. I won. I won.
1989
01:52:06,428 --> 01:52:08,977
Thank you, lonely woman.
1990
01:52:09,431 --> 01:52:11,900
Jerry, I know you didn't want to.
1991
01:52:12,017 --> 01:52:14,691
But you understood the
emptiness of my life.
1992
01:52:14,895 --> 01:52:17,318
You were a friend to me that night.
1993
01:52:17,397 --> 01:52:19,399
I wish I could help you.
1994
01:52:19,399 --> 01:52:21,322
Jerry,I am so sorry.
1995
01:52:22,486 --> 01:52:24,580
Your Honor, it proves that..
1996
01:52:24,738 --> 01:52:29,369
...Jerry isn't just a mere
publican but the king of vulgarism.
1997
01:52:33,622 --> 01:52:36,751
"I am your hero. Listen, rich guys."
1998
01:52:36,875 --> 01:52:40,379
"I am the man of God. I
am everybody's friend."
1999
01:52:40,545 --> 01:52:43,298
"I see each corner of the world."
2000
01:52:43,423 --> 01:52:45,391
Don't you feel sir's
biceps have increased?
2001
01:52:45,509 --> 01:52:46,681
Must be the demand of the clients.
2002
01:52:46,843 --> 01:52:49,562
"I splurged money.
Life taught me a lesson."
2003
01:52:49,721 --> 01:52:51,348
"I slept on the moon."
2004
01:52:51,473 --> 01:52:53,225
"I told the sun."
2005
01:52:53,392 --> 01:52:56,271
"To bring a superb morning."
2006
01:52:56,395 --> 01:52:58,397
This is a court room
and not your living room.
2007
01:52:58,563 --> 01:52:59,655
You are breaking the law.
2008
01:52:59,815 --> 01:53:01,158
It's an old habit, your honor.
2009
01:53:01,316 --> 01:53:02,909
I have been doing
that since childhood.
2010
01:53:03,527 --> 01:53:05,495
Jerry's case is strong.
2011
01:53:05,612 --> 01:53:07,410
But short of witnesses.
2012
01:53:07,906 --> 01:53:10,125
May I take the stand?
- But who are?
2013
01:53:10,117 --> 01:53:12,245
I am London's highest paid lover..
2014
01:53:12,911 --> 01:53:17,417
...who spreads happiness
to every women in London.
2015
01:53:17,582 --> 01:53:18,754
Without clothes.
2016
01:53:18,875 --> 01:53:20,843
This is who Jerry
really is, your honor.
2017
01:53:20,961 --> 01:53:23,714
He failed in every job in the world..
2018
01:53:23,880 --> 01:53:26,349
...because he's only good
at taking off his clothes.
2019
01:53:26,466 --> 01:53:29,345
Shorty, anyone can become a lawyer..
2020
01:53:29,469 --> 01:53:31,688
...after writing 15-20 exams.
2021
01:53:32,306 --> 01:53:33,774
But no book in the world..
2022
01:53:33,890 --> 01:53:36,359
...can teach you to make
a woman happy.
2023
01:53:36,685 --> 01:53:39,985
For that you need
pedigree and not a degree.
2024
01:53:40,105 --> 01:53:41,482
I'll ask for a card.
2025
01:53:42,107 --> 01:53:44,280
He gave it last time,
but I didn't get it.
2026
01:53:45,319 --> 01:53:47,617
And only a woman can
understand that.
2027
01:53:48,488 --> 01:53:52,538
A mother feels happy when her
child stands first in the exams.
2028
01:53:53,327 --> 01:53:54,544
A sister feels happy..
2029
01:53:54,703 --> 01:53:57,752
...when her brother is
promoted in the office.
2030
01:53:58,457 --> 01:53:59,674
A wife feels happy.-
2031
01:53:59,791 --> 01:54:02,260
...when her husband brings
money home.
2032
01:54:02,419 --> 01:54:04,137
But a woman feels happy..
2033
01:54:04,629 --> 01:54:07,348
...when the owner of Desi
Boyz hands her his card.
2034
01:54:10,218 --> 01:54:11,470
Objection, your honor.
2035
01:54:11,636 --> 01:54:14,185
He is breaking the law.
- Over-ruled.
2036
01:54:15,682 --> 01:54:17,434
Think about it, Bapat.
2037
01:54:17,684 --> 01:54:20,779
They only brought
happiness to the ladies.
2038
01:54:22,189 --> 01:54:24,533
Many people even commit
murder for their children.
2039
01:54:24,649 --> 01:54:26,242
Mr. Desi Boyz.
2040
01:54:26,401 --> 01:54:27,869
Explain to me the meaning of..
2041
01:54:28,028 --> 01:54:30,122
...spreading happiness to the ladies.
2042
01:54:30,238 --> 01:54:31,660
Bapat, my boy-
2043
01:54:31,865 --> 01:54:33,333
Have you ever thought..
2044
01:54:33,450 --> 01:54:36,294
...why do your seven
sisters smile so much?
2045
01:54:39,831 --> 01:54:41,378
Sir, card please.
- Dad.
2046
01:54:41,541 --> 01:54:43,509
Oh I got his card.
I got his card finally.
2047
01:54:43,668 --> 01:54:45,966
Please maintain
decorum in the courtroom.
2048
01:54:50,050 --> 01:54:51,393
Your honor.
2049
01:54:51,510 --> 01:54:54,855
You only heard and saw
the witnesses from my past.
2050
01:54:56,098 --> 01:55:00,399
But no one said
anything about my present.
2051
01:55:00,769 --> 01:55:03,067
And I have just one request to make.
2052
01:55:03,271 --> 01:55:08,243
Base your decision on my
present and not my past.
2053
01:55:09,653 --> 01:55:10,825
That's it.
2054
01:55:10,987 --> 01:55:12,330
May I, your honor?
2055
01:55:14,074 --> 01:55:16,247
People become a father
after getting a child.
2056
01:55:17,119 --> 01:55:21,465
But that small Veer has
turned Jerry into a man.
2057
01:55:22,082 --> 01:55:24,255
And even good people make mistakes.
2058
01:55:24,376 --> 01:55:26,470
But it's a bigger crime..
2059
01:55:26,586 --> 01:55:29,931
...If you don't give him an
opportunity to rectify that mistake..
2060
01:55:30,549 --> 01:55:32,096
That's all, your honor.
2061
01:55:32,884 --> 01:55:34,101
Thank you.
2062
01:55:39,474 --> 01:55:44,776
The court grants Veer's custody..
2063
01:55:44,938 --> 01:55:47,987
...to his father, Jerry Patel.
2064
01:56:10,964 --> 01:56:12,762
Jerry.
2065
01:57:10,065 --> 01:57:12,159
Clap your hands,
whistle all you want.
2066
01:57:12,359 --> 01:57:14,612
My Desi Boyz have returned.
2067
01:57:15,195 --> 01:57:17,869
You used to rule
the hearts of girls.
2068
01:57:17,989 --> 01:57:20,583
Rocco and Hunter are really naughty.
2069
01:57:20,825 --> 01:57:23,044
And soon all of India
will know this.
2070
01:57:23,703 --> 01:57:26,047
I have obtained the
license for Mumbai branch.
2071
01:57:26,581 --> 01:57:29,084
Pack your bags, boys.
- Okay, sir.
2072
01:57:29,209 --> 01:57:33,510
The women of Mumbai want to
see Batman and Robin at the dorm.
2073
01:57:34,214 --> 01:57:36,137
Robin, Batman.
- I don't want to be Robin.
2074
01:57:36,258 --> 01:57:38,727
You will look better than
Batman in Robin's outfit.
2075
01:57:38,843 --> 01:57:41,221
No, I don't want to be Robin.
- Are you crazy? Don't whine.
2076
01:57:41,429 --> 01:57:44,023
Fine, be Superman.
- Okay.
2077
01:57:44,182 --> 01:57:46,605
"Make some noise for
the Indian boys."
2078
01:57:48,395 --> 01:57:49,692
"The boys."
2079
01:57:49,813 --> 01:57:51,315
Don't whine, take this.
2080
01:57:51,856 --> 01:57:53,358
"The boys."
2081
01:58:11,293 --> 01:58:13,546
"Let's go. Come on.
Heart of girls.."
2082
01:58:13,712 --> 01:58:15,305
Ba pat
2083
01:58:17,841 --> 01:58:19,889
"We will break the
record of Romeo's love."
2084
01:58:20,051 --> 01:58:21,928
You could have called.
2085
01:58:22,053 --> 01:58:23,851
Do you want to kiss me?
- Here.
2086
01:58:24,222 --> 01:58:25,849
I have never..
2087
01:58:26,391 --> 01:58:28,018
What's this..
- Oh no.
2088
01:58:28,226 --> 01:58:31,275
"My heart is very decent."
2089
01:58:31,396 --> 01:58:34,741
"Make some noise for the
Indian boys. One. Two. Three. Go."
2090
01:58:34,899 --> 01:58:37,277
"English moves."
2091
01:58:40,822 --> 01:58:42,324
I would've been
a security consultant.
2092
01:58:42,449 --> 01:58:43,701
Cut, cut.
2093
01:58:43,867 --> 01:58:47,041
I want to fly like a free bird.
2094
01:58:47,162 --> 01:58:49,335
Higher, Ajay. Higher.
Higher. Higher.
2095
01:58:49,456 --> 01:58:50,799
I have known you for three years.
2096
01:58:52,459 --> 01:58:54,837
I have known you for three years.
I know when you are faking it.
2097
01:58:55,003 --> 01:58:58,428
"Dressing up handsomely
and flaunting their muscles."
2098
01:58:58,548 --> 01:59:01,017
Indian boys dance merrily
2099
01:59:01,176 --> 01:59:03,645
Who, we?
- You and me.
2100
01:59:03,970 --> 01:59:06,314
Rick and Rocco..
- Who are Rick and Rocco?
2101
01:59:12,395 --> 01:59:13,863
I am MBA from the..
2102
01:59:15,857 --> 01:59:17,655
Don't get ambitious.
2103
01:59:22,322 --> 01:59:24,245
"They say Lady Gaga is our fan."
2104
01:59:24,366 --> 01:59:25,618
Sorry.
2105
01:59:30,413 --> 01:59:31,881
Order the food only when..
2106
01:59:33,833 --> 01:59:35,460
Stay away from me.
2107
01:59:36,503 --> 01:59:38,801
"The Indian boys.
One. Two. Three. Go."
2108
01:59:39,172 --> 01:59:42,426
"English moves on the
rhythm of the heart."
2109
01:59:42,550 --> 01:59:45,554
Indian boys dance merrily
2110
01:59:45,720 --> 01:59:49,224
If I slap you, you will start..
2111
01:59:50,475 --> 01:59:54,605
Yes, you might have
a body but I have a..
2112
01:59:56,731 --> 01:59:59,280
Finals in five minutes, get up.
2113
01:59:59,442 --> 02:00:01,695
Get up, Jerry.
- Don't go.
2114
02:00:04,781 --> 02:00:06,875
A girl's wedding..
2115
02:00:08,493 --> 02:00:10,621
A girl's wedding..
2116
02:00:10,745 --> 02:00:13,749
"In the window opposite yours."
2117
02:00:14,582 --> 02:00:19,429
"Come back. Amazing! Come on!"
2118
02:00:19,546 --> 02:00:22,891
"It's women's weakness. They
splurge their wealth on us."
2119
02:00:22,882 --> 02:00:24,634
"Fighting for us."
2120
02:00:24,801 --> 02:00:26,394
Nice job.
2121
02:00:27,762 --> 02:00:29,730
And a doggy. Bow wow.
2122
02:00:29,931 --> 02:00:30,807
One second. Sorry.
2123
02:00:31,224 --> 02:00:32,316
I have set up everything.
2124
02:00:32,434 --> 02:00:34,687
And anyway, he doesn't meet
any girl.. What is wrong with me?
2125
02:00:34,853 --> 02:00:36,446
Ba pat
2126
02:00:39,149 --> 02:00:40,696
I'm learning to speak the truth.
2127
02:00:40,859 --> 02:00:43,203
"The Indian boys.
One. Two. Three. Sing."
2128
02:00:43,361 --> 02:00:46,535
"English moves on the
rhythm of the heart."
2129
02:00:46,740 --> 02:00:49,744
Indian boys dance merrily
2130
02:00:49,743 --> 02:00:53,373
"Dressing up handsomely
and flaunting their muscles."
2131
02:00:53,496 --> 02:00:56,625
Indian boys dance merrily
2132
02:00:56,750 --> 02:01:00,175
"Seeing the corners of the world."
2133
02:01:00,295 --> 02:01:03,390
Indian boys are the best
2134
02:01:03,548 --> 02:01:06,677
"Raise your voice. Make some noise."
2135
02:01:06,801 --> 02:01:10,396
Indian boys have come for you
2136
02:01:23,526 --> 02:01:25,403
Please maintain
decorum in the courtroom.
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