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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:18,219 LOOK, BOSS. DE PLANE! DE PLANE! 2 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:37,097 COCONUT SALAD. 3 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,233 PUREE OF COCONUT. 4 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:41,101 COCONUT SOUP. 5 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,703 MIXED COCONUT. 6 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:44,672 AND PRIME COCONUT ROAST. 7 00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:47,141 HEY, BOSS, YOU FORGOT SOMETHING. 8 00:01:47,141 --> 00:01:49,377 YOU FORGETTING THE DESSERT. 9 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:52,713 OH, I HATE COCONUTS! 10 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:55,048 I CAN'T STAND COCONUTS! 11 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:57,851 WE'VE BEEN ON THIS ISLAND FOR MONTHS. 12 00:01:57,851 --> 00:01:59,853 THERE'S NOTHING ON IT BUT A COCONUT TREE. 13 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:03,824 I'LL GO NUTS IF I'M ON THIS PLACE ANOTHER MINUTE! 14 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:05,092 HEY, BOSS. 15 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:07,094 IT'S A MINUTE ALREADY. 16 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:08,629 IT IS? WOW! 17 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:09,863 OOH HO HO HO! 18 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:11,098 OOH HEE HEE HEE! 19 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:12,966 HOO HOO! HOO HOO HOO! 20 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,902 HOO HOO! HOO HOO HOO! 21 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:17,905 HOO! HOO HOO HOO! HOO! 22 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:20,641 [PANTING] 23 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,643 [BOOM BOOM BOOM] 24 00:02:25,913 --> 00:02:27,515 LOOK, DAFFY. TWO SHEEPS. 25 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:30,117 TWO SHEEPS! WE ARE SAVED! 26 00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:31,652 WE ARE SAVED! 27 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:32,986 TWO SHEEPS? 28 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,188 TWO SHEEPS? 29 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:35,789 [SMACKING LIPS] 30 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:37,191 GOODY! GOODY! GOODY! 31 00:02:37,191 --> 00:02:39,660 NOW WE CAN HAVE LAMB CHOPS. 32 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:42,930 OH, BOY! LEG OF LAMB! 33 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:44,532 MMM! MMM! MMM! 34 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:45,466 [GULPS] 35 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:47,468 NO, IT'S SHEEPS! IT'S SHEEPS! 36 00:02:47,468 --> 00:02:49,937 LIKE ON THE WATER. SHEEPS! 37 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:51,905 [CANNONS FIRE] 38 00:02:56,477 --> 00:02:58,078 WE'RE SAVED! WE'RE SAVED! 39 00:02:58,078 --> 00:02:59,079 SHIP AHOY! 40 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:00,481 iARRIBA, ARRIBA! 41 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:02,483 HEY, SHEEPS! HERE WE ARE! HERE WE ARE! 42 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:05,018 EE-HA! EE-HA! EE-HA! EE-HA! 43 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,020 SHIPS AHOY THERE! OVER HERE! 44 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,757 LOOK! OVER HERE ON THE BEACH. 45 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:13,761 SHIP AHOY! 46 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:16,029 SURRENDER! 47 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,932 AHOY THERE! 48 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,334 SURRENDER, RABBIT! 49 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:24,071 I'VE GOT YOU OUTNUMBERED ONE TO ONE! 50 00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:26,474 SURRENDER? NEVER HEARD OF THE WORD. 51 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:29,843 YOU'LL HAVE TO TRY TO TAKE THE SHIP. 52 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:31,679 [BOOM] 53 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:36,650 NOW, HE SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN THAT. 54 00:03:48,128 --> 00:03:50,864 [BOOM] 55 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:52,266 BLAST YOU, RABBIT! 56 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:54,868 TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME. 57 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:58,739 LOOK THIS WAY, ON THE BEACH! 58 00:03:58,739 --> 00:03:59,873 AHOY! AHOY! 59 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:02,142 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU GUYS-- YOU BLIND? 60 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:03,677 THIS WAY! 61 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:26,033 AHOY THERE! 62 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:27,435 COME ON, YOU GUYS, 63 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:29,837 STOP HORSING AROUND AND RESCUE US! 64 00:04:29,837 --> 00:04:32,406 PREPARE TO DEFEND YOURSELF, RABBIT, 65 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:34,642 'CAUSE I'M A-BOARDING YOUR SHIP. 66 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:37,445 CHARGE! 67 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:43,584 RETREAT! 68 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:46,320 [SHOUTING IN SPANISH] 69 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:47,321 S-E-S! 70 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:48,722 S-E-S! 71 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:51,325 THAT'S S-O-S, YOU JERK. 72 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:53,927 O.K., S-O-S, WHATEVER. 73 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:55,596 S-O-S! S-O-S! 74 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,601 [CLICK CLICK] 75 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:04,204 AVAST, YOU BAD-TEMPERED, SNAGGLE-TOOTHED VARMINT! 76 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:07,074 GET ON DECK AND LOAD THIS CANNON! 77 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:12,245 [SPUTTERING AND GRUNTING] 78 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:13,647 ARRGHH! 79 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:16,917 CUT OUT THE ARMY TALK. WE'RE IN THE NAVY. 80 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:21,655 [SPUTTERING AND GRUNTING] 81 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:33,066 SET HER DOWN. 82 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:34,902 SET HER DOWN HERE. 83 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:36,203 [BOOM] 84 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:38,606 OOH! I'LL SHIVER HIS TIMBERS, 85 00:05:38,606 --> 00:05:41,208 AND I'LL BATTEN HIS HATCH 86 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:43,511 AND KEELHAUL HIS SCUPPERS. 87 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:50,117 NOW, YOU LONG-EARED CRITTER, 88 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:52,720 I'M A-GONNA MAKE YOU PAY-- 89 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,455 OH, NO! 90 00:05:58,526 --> 00:05:59,927 YOU DOGGONE IDIOT GALOOT! 91 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:02,530 YOU'LL BLOW THE SHIP TO SMITHEREENIES. 92 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:04,665 AND IF YOU DOES THAT ONCE MORE, 93 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:07,134 I AIN'T A-GOING AFTER IT. 94 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:14,374 [HUMMING AND MUTTERING] 95 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,745 OH, NO! 96 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:21,682 HEY, LOOK, BOSS. 97 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:24,151 ONE SHIP, SHE BLOW HIS TOP. 98 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:25,352 IT'S THE FALLOUT! SCRAM! 99 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:26,854 HEY! 100 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:28,789 OOF! OOH! 101 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:31,992 WATCH YOURSELF. YOU'RE LIABLE TO GET SQUASHED. 102 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:32,993 HOLY FRIJOLES. 103 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:34,394 [KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK] 104 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,096 YOU SQUASHED, BOSS? 105 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:38,098 METHINKS I'VE FOUND A MAP. 106 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:39,900 IT'S A TREASURE MAP. 107 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,369 OH, DAME FORTUNE SLUGGED ME. 108 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:44,104 I'M RICH! 109 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:45,839 MMM...[KISS] 110 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:46,640 I'M WEALTHY! 111 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,241 HOO HEE! HOO HOO HOO! 112 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,843 I'M FABULOUSLY WELL HEELED. 113 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:51,111 HOO HOO HOO! 114 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:52,513 I'M COMFORTABLY WELL OFF. 115 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,915 HOO HOO! HA HA! NO MORE COCONUTS. 116 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:58,118 MRS. MALLARD'S LITTLE BOY IS NOW A RICH DUCK. 117 00:06:58,118 --> 00:06:59,252 HO HO! HOO! 118 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,921 I'LL MAKE A WONDERFUL CAPITALIST. 119 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,524 OH, BOY. BOSS, WE GOING TO FIND TREASURE? 120 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:04,925 WE'LL FIND THAT TREASURE 121 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:08,128 IF YOU'VE GOT TO DIG UP THIS WHOLE ISLAND. 122 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:09,362 LET'S GET STARTED. 123 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:13,200 HOW COME I ALWAYS GET STUCK ON THE END OF THE SHOVEL 124 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,735 WITH NO GOLD ON IT? 125 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:17,605 [ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT PLAYS] 126 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:21,609 RACKIN'-FRACKIN' RABBIT. 127 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:23,611 I'D LIKE TO STRETCH HIM 128 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:26,514 ON A RACKIN'-BRACKIN'- FRACKIN' RACK. 129 00:07:26,514 --> 00:07:29,016 ROW FASTER, YOU SNAGGLE-TOOTHED VARMINT, 130 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:32,119 OR I'LL BATTEN DOWN YOUR BARNACLES. 131 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:36,089 [ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT PLAYED AT FAST TEMPO] 132 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:37,491 SLOW DOWN, YOU SWAB! 133 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:39,493 YOU'RE GOING TO CAPSIZE US! 134 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:41,161 SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN! 135 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:42,996 SLOW DOWN! 136 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:48,702 ARRGH. 137 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,704 PTOOEY! PTOOEY! PTOOEY! 138 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:52,305 OHH, JUST FOR THAT, 139 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,908 I'M A-GONNA SLICE YOUR HAWSER. 140 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:57,310 [SPUTTERING] 141 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,912 ARRGH. 142 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:01,582 [CREAK] 143 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:03,183 GREAT THUNDERATION! 144 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:04,384 MY TREASURE MAP'S GONE! 145 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:07,588 SOME SNEAKIN' SWAB'S RUN OFF WITH MY TREASURE MAP. 146 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:10,190 OOH, I'LL KEELHAUL THE SWAB THAT DONE IT. 147 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:11,925 OH, WHAT BE THIS? 148 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,293 AHA! 149 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:17,397 LOOKS LIKE THE ONE WHO'S DONE IT IS WEARING BLACK FEATHERS. 150 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:20,000 COME ON, YOU MANGY WHARF RAT. 151 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,669 I GOT ME A CLUE. 152 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:23,070 LET'S SEE, NOW. 153 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:26,106 THIS MAP SAYS TURN LEFT AT THE SWAMP. 154 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:27,675 I DON'T SEE ANY SWAMP. 155 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:31,111 PERHAPS THIS SIGN WILL HELP. 156 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:32,112 "DANGER... 157 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:33,513 "QUICK...SAND... 158 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,148 SWAMP"! 159 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:44,424 WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE. 160 00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:46,059 TURN LEFT! 161 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:49,129 [CHICKENS CLUCKING] 162 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:54,534 THERE'S FEATHER-BEARING CRITTERS IN THAR. 163 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,936 NOW, GET IN THERE 164 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:57,938 AND SEE IF THOSE CRITTERS 165 00:08:57,938 --> 00:08:59,673 ARE WEARING BLACK FEATHERS. 166 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:01,241 [CHICKENS CLUCKING] 167 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:06,780 [CHICKENS SCREECHING] 168 00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:12,152 [SPUTTERING AND GRUNTING] 169 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,553 OH, YOU STUPID SWAB. 170 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,556 THERE AIN'T A BLACK FEATHER AMONG THEM, 171 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,159 AND YOU MAY LAY TO THAT. 172 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:20,160 [SPUTTERING] 173 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,561 I KEEPS TELLING YOU, 174 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,563 CUT OUT THAT ARMY TALK. 175 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,565 WE'RE IN THE NAVY. 176 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:28,035 [CHICKENS CLUCKING] 177 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,972 ACCORDING TO THIS MAP, 178 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:34,574 THE TREASURE'S GOT TO BE BURIED 179 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,176 SOMEWHERE AMONG THESE ROCKS. 180 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,410 THESE ROCKS? 181 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,812 YOU CAN'T MISS IT. 182 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:41,048 THERE'S A BIG BLACK "X" MARKING THE SPOT. 183 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:42,182 I FIND HIM. 184 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:43,851 EE-HA! EE-HA! 185 00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:44,852 iARRIBA, ARRIBA! 186 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:45,853 iANDALE, ANDALE! 187 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:47,454 I DON'T SEE NO CROSS, BOSS, 188 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:49,456 ONLY A BEAT-UP OLD WELL. 189 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:51,591 THE LAST THING IN THE WORLD I NEED 190 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,960 IS A STUPID WELL. 191 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,595 I'M NOT THIRSTY, I'M HUNGRY. 192 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,866 ME, TOO, BOSS. I WISH I HAD SOME CHEESE. 193 00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:02,469 [BOOMING VOICE] I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE WISHING WELL. 194 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:04,604 I DO MY BEST TO PLEASE. 195 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,907 THE WISH YOU MADE I GRANT YOU, 196 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:09,943 SO HERE'S A HUNK OF CHEESE. 197 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:14,614 HEY, THAT SPIRIT FROM THE WELL-- 198 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,583 HE GIVE PRETTY GOOD SERVICE. 199 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,185 STAND ASIDE, RODENT. 200 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:19,586 LET ME AT THAT WELL. 201 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:20,788 LISTEN, WELL. 202 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:23,991 IF YOU CAN WHOMP UP CHEESE FOR A MOUSE, 203 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:27,260 SURELY YOU CAN TURN ME INTO A SUPERDUCK 204 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:29,863 SO I CAN FLY OFF THIS STUPID ISLAND. 205 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:32,866 YOUR FONDEST WISH, YOUR FONDEST DREAM, 206 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:35,703 I'LL MAKE YOU SUPERDUCK SUPREME. 207 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:41,875 THIS STRANGE BEING FROM ANOTHER PLANET IS... 208 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,811 FASTER THAN A BULLET... 209 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:48,615 MORE POWERFUL THAN A SPEEDING LOCOMOTIVE... 210 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:51,852 ABLE TO LEAP THE TALLEST BUILDINGS. 211 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:58,458 HEH HEH. 212 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,027 HEH HEH HEH. 213 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:02,029 DISGUISED AS CLUCK TRENT, 214 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:03,630 A MILD-MANNERED REPORTER 215 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,032 ON A METROPOLITAN NEWSPAPER, 216 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:08,035 STUPOR DUCK FIGHTS AN ENDLESS BATTLE 217 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:10,237 AGAINST THE FORCES OF... 218 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:11,872 EVIL. 219 00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:16,844 YOU CALL THAT SUPERDUCK? 220 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,946 YOU MADE ME A STUPID DUCK. 221 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:21,882 PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE. 222 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:24,117 PATIENCE BRINGS GOOD LUCK. 223 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:26,720 IT IS SELDOM FOUND IN HUMANS 224 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,056 AND NEVER IN A DUCK. 225 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,263 [GULPS] 226 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,366 HEE HEE HOO HA HA! 227 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,768 YOU CANNOT STOP ME, 228 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,836 MR. NEWSPAPER EDITOR. 229 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,437 I BLOW UP EVERYTHING! 230 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:45,839 BOOM! POWEE! 231 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,841 ZAP! KABOOM! 232 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,442 ALL OVER COUNTRY-- 233 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:50,844 BUILDINGS, BRIDGES, 234 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,245 POWER PLANTS, TRAINS, SHIPS! 235 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:55,682 EVERYWHERE, RUIN AND DESTRUCTION! 236 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:58,518 THEN I, AARDVARK RATNICK, 237 00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:00,287 WILL BE SUPREME! 238 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:02,856 HA HA HA HA HA! 239 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:04,457 BLOW UP BUILDINGS? 240 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,692 BRIDGES? 241 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:07,094 SINK SHIPS? 242 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:10,697 SAY, I BELIEVE THIS AARDVARK RATNICK FELLOW 243 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,934 IS IN LEAGUE WITH THE FORCES OF EVIL. 244 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,937 THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR STUPOR DUCK. 245 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,206 NOW TO THE BROOM CLOSET TO CHANGE 246 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:22,810 FROM THE GUISE OF A MILD-MANNERED NEWSPAPER REPORTER 247 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:25,012 TO THAT OF STUPOR DUCK. 248 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:30,450 [CACKLING] 249 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:31,451 WHOOPS. 250 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,153 WRONG COSTUME. 251 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,732 AND I, AARDVARK RATNICK, 252 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,801 WILL RULE THE WORLD! 253 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,870 HOO HA HA HA HA! 254 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,973 I DON'T KNOW WHY I-- 255 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,007 [COUGH COUGH] 256 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:56,509 WATCH THESE CORNY SOAP OPERAS. 257 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:59,112 WHERE IS HE? WHERE'S THE COWARDLY LITTLE SNEAK? 258 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,714 AHA! ESCAPED OUT THE WINDOW, EH? 259 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,016 STAND ASIDE! 260 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:06,887 THIS IS A JOB FOR STUPOR DUCK! 261 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:19,632 WOULDN'T YOU THINK THEY COULD FIND SOME OTHER PLACE 262 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,368 TO PUT A BUILDING? 263 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:26,573 [KABOOM] 264 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:27,975 THAT BUILDING DOWN THERE! 265 00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,843 IT'S BLOWING UP! 266 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,645 AH! 267 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,648 THE EVIL WORK OF AARDVARK RATNICK. 268 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,650 THIS IS A JOB FOR... 269 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,586 STUPOR DUCK! 270 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,870 TA-DA! 271 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:02,209 OH, NO THANKS ARE NECESSARY, MY GOOD MAN. 272 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:05,145 I WAS JUST DOING MY DUTY. 273 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:07,147 THEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT 274 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,848 ALL OVER THE WORLD. 275 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,284 YOU CALL YOURSELF A WISHING WELL? 276 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:13,820 THERE, IN THE OCEAN. 277 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,989 A SHIP'S SINKING. 278 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:21,461 THANK GOODNESS I'M IN TIME TO SHOW AARDVARK RATNICK 279 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,430 HE'S NO MATCH FOR... 280 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,498 AHH...STUPOR DUCK! 281 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:34,007 ALL RIGHT, RATNICK. 282 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:37,877 LET'S SEE YOU TRY THAT AGAIN. 283 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,446 FIRE ONE. 284 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,181 ONE AWAY, SIR. 285 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,617 OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH! 286 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,553 OOH-HOO OOH-HOO! 287 00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,190 MOTHER. 288 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:57,931 THAT RATNICK'S A SLIPPERY ONE, ALL RIGHT. 289 00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,866 BUT NOT QUITE SLIPPERY ENOUGH. 290 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:00,867 AHA! 291 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,035 PLANTING DYNAMITE 292 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,871 AT THE BASE OF THAT RAILROAD TRESTLE. 293 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:07,274 THE WORK OF THAT RAT RATNICK, 294 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,276 OR I DON'T KNOW MY RATS. 295 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,847 [TRAIN BELL CLANGS] 296 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,849 THIS IS A JOB FOR... 297 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:20,520 AHH...STUPOR DUCK! 298 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:25,558 [TRAIN BELL CLANGS] 299 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,328 [TRAIN CHUGS] 300 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:30,863 [BOOM] 301 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:33,366 [TRAIN CHUGGING] 302 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,641 I'LL JUST RELIEVE YOU OF THAT, 303 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,376 IF YOU DON'T MIND. 304 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,580 SHUCKS. I ALMOST HAD HIM THAT TIME. 305 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,750 BUT JUST LET HIM MAKE ONE FALSE MOVE, 306 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:51,751 AND I'LL-- 307 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:52,752 [SIREN] 308 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:56,156 [SIREN] 309 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,525 THIS IS A JOB FOR... 310 00:15:58,525 --> 00:15:59,926 YOU KNOW WHO. 311 00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,328 ALL RIGHT, RATNICK, 312 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:04,331 YOU BETTER MAKE YOUR FIRST SHOT A GOOD ONE, 313 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,333 'CAUSE I'M COMING DOWN THERE 314 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:10,403 AND SHOVE THAT OVERSIZED CANNON CRACKER RIGHT DOWN YOUR THROAT! 315 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,083 UP THERE IN THE SKY! 316 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,684 IT'S A BIRD. 317 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,086 IT'S A PLANE. 318 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,588 IT'S STUPOR DUCK! IT'S STUPOR DUCK! 319 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:34,761 AAH! 320 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,531 [ROCKET WHISTLES] 321 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:41,534 YAAH! 322 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,603 [KABOOM] 323 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:51,978 STUPID WELL. 324 00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:52,979 OUCH! OW! 325 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:54,214 OOH! OOH! 326 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:57,016 LISTEN, YOU AT THE BOTTOM OF THE WELL. 327 00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:00,019 AS LONG AS THIS ISLAND IS MY LAST RESORT, 328 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,488 MAKE IT A NICE RESORT. 329 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:05,092 YOUR UNCOUTH WORDS HAVE REACHED MY EARS. 330 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:07,094 I RELUCTANTLY COMPLY. 331 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:09,096 THIS SHABBY LITTLE ISLAND 332 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,664 I SHALL TRANSMOGRIFY. 333 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:15,768 LOOK, BOSS, A MACKEREL IS HAPPENING. 334 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,370 YOU MEAN A MIRACLE. 335 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,471 Sí. 336 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,587 HOLY FRIJOLE! 337 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:35,988 LOOK AT THIS. 338 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,390 IT'S ALL HERE, 339 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,592 JUST LIKE I WISHED IT. 340 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,094 EVEN BETTER! 341 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:47,167 THERE MUST BE A WAY FOR A DUCK TO MAKE A BUCK 342 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,768 IN A PLACE LIKE THIS. 343 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,770 HEY, YOU GOT A NEW SUIT. 344 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,172 A ZOOT SUIT. 345 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:55,308 YOUR SUIT LOOKS NICE, TOO. WHO'S YOUR TAILOR? 346 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,709 BY GEORGE, I'VE GOT IT! 347 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:59,579 WHEN WORD OF THIS WISHING WELL GETS AROUND, 348 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,982 PEOPLE WILL POUR IN TO HAVE THEIR WISHES COME TRUE 349 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,384 AT 500 BUCKS A WISH. 350 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,386 HERE. GET RID OF THIS MAP. 351 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:09,989 NOW THAT WE'VE FOUND THE TREASURE, WHO NEEDS IT ANYMORE? 352 00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,724 HEARKEN CLOSELY TO THESE WORDS. 353 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,694 THIS SECRET I MUST TELL. 354 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,496 ONLY HE WHO OWNS THE MAP 355 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:19,031 IS POSSESSOR OF THE WELL. 356 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:22,435 GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF THAT MAP, YOU LITTLE SNEAK. 357 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,803 IT'S MINE, DO YOU HEAR? 358 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,406 MINE! MINE! MINE! AND SO IS THE WHOLE ISLAND! 359 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:29,609 HEY, WHAT YOU GOING TO CALL THIS PLACE, BOSS? 360 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,010 WHAT ELSE BUT... 361 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:34,147 DAFFY DUCK'S FANTASTIC ISLAND! 362 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:48,094 LOOK, BOSS! DE PLANE! DE PLANE! 363 00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:49,696 WHERE? OVER THERE? 364 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:50,830 Sí. 365 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,565 I SEE. 366 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,834 THERE IT IS-- THE FIRST OF MANY. 367 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:58,037 SHALL WE HASTEN TO THE DOCK AND GREET OUR GUESTS? 368 00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,439 Sí, LET'S DO THAT. 369 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,773 iARRIBA, ARRIBA! 370 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,509 iANDALE PRONTO! 371 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:10,517 AS THE HOST OF FANTASTIC ISLAND, 372 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:13,520 LET ME BE THE FIRST TO EXTEND 373 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,855 THE HAND OF HOSPITALITY 374 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,257 AND BID YOU-- 375 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,792 [SCREAMING AND SHOUTING] 376 00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:23,830 SHEESH! 377 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,035 $500 FOR A PENNY, FOLKS, 378 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:31,037 AND CHEAP AT THE PRICE. 379 00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,039 YES, SIR, LADIES AND GENTS, 380 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,507 500 BIG ONES 381 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,510 WILL GET YOU A SINGLE, SOLITARY PENNY. 382 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,512 PLUNK IT INTO THE WELL 383 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,781 AND WATCH YOUR FONDEST DREAMS COME TRUE. 384 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:44,251 MY BOSS, HE PLENTY SMART IN THE CABEZA. 385 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:45,785 YOU BET. 386 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,087 DON'T SHOVE, FOLKS. THERE'S ENOUGH PENNIES FOR EVERYBODY. 387 00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:51,123 HAVE YOUR 500 BUCKS IN YOUR HANDS TO SAVE TIME. 388 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,392 HOW MANY, LADY? 389 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,993 OH, HEE HEE HEE! 390 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,895 JUST ONE, PLEASE. 391 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,297 THE 500 FIRST, LADY. 392 00:19:57,297 --> 00:20:00,300 OH, DEARIE ME. OF COURSE. 393 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,902 I'M SO ABSENT-MINDED. 394 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:05,772 THERE YOU ARE, SISTER. 395 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,139 OH, MY GRACIOUS. 396 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,509 I'M ALL OF A TWITTER. 397 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:13,246 HELLO, WELL. 398 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,348 HI. 399 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,984 GO AHEAD. TOSS YOUR STUPID PENNY IN THE WELL 400 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,386 AND MAKE A STUPID WISH. 401 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,955 WELL...HERE GOES. 402 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,593 I GUESS I'VE ALWAYS WANTED 403 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:29,796 TO MINISTER TO THE SUFFERINGS OF HUMANITY. 404 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:32,399 I WISH I WAS A NURSE. 405 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:35,134 YOUR WISH SHALL BE GRANTED. 406 00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,537 GAZE INTO ME AND SEE. 407 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:41,173 THE NEXT TIME THAT YOU SEE YOURSELF, 408 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:43,876 A NURSE IS WHAT YOU'LL BE. 409 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,117 OH, DEAR. 410 00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,519 I'M SO IMPATIENT 411 00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:55,755 TO GET TO MY FIRST PATIENT. 412 00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,759 [PANTING] 413 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:00,760 I TAWT... 414 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,761 I TAW... 415 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:02,895 A PUTTYTAT. 416 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,163 [PANTING] 417 00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:06,799 [WOOF WOOF WOOF] 418 00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:11,904 [CARS HONKING] 419 00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:16,343 [BRAKES SQUEALING] 420 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:17,910 [HORN HONKING] 421 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,512 [WHISTLE BLOWING] 422 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,648 [HORNS HONKING] 423 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:24,451 [CRASH] 424 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,453 GREAT DAY IN THE MORNING! 425 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:27,854 INSTEAD OF ONE, 426 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:30,923 IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING TO GET THREE. 427 00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:42,369 BAD OLD PUTTYTAT. 428 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:43,403 GOOD MORNING! 429 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,772 AND HOW ARE MY PATIENTS TODAY? 430 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:48,975 AND HOW'S THE DOGGIE'S LIMB THIS MORNING? 431 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,209 OOH! OOH! 432 00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,211 OHH...STILL TENDER, EH? 433 00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:54,614 WELL, MAYBE THAT WILL TEACH YOU 434 00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,215 TO STOP CHASING THE PUSSYCAT. 435 00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:57,817 AND HOW'S THE... 436 00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:58,818 [GIGGLES] 437 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,219 PUSSYFOOT TODAY? 438 00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:01,354 OH! OH! OH! 439 00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:02,689 STILL SENSITIVE? 440 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:05,625 MAYBE NOW YOU'LL LEAVE THAT LITTLE BIRDIE ALONE. 441 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:08,461 I HOPE THIS TEACHES BOTH OF YOU A LESSON. 442 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:11,464 OH, THE POOR LITTLE TWEETY BIRD. 443 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:15,468 LET'S MAKE YOU A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE. 444 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:18,371 NOW, YOU BE GOOD BOYS AND GET SOME REST. 445 00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:19,972 [DOOR CLOSES] 446 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,443 UH-OH. I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK 447 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:25,044 IN THAT PUTTYTAT'S EYES. 448 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,446 [CANE TAPPING] 449 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:28,648 [GROWLING] 450 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,852 AHH, SHUT UP! 451 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,120 OW! OW! OW! 452 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,922 OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! 453 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:38,525 [GRANNY] WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE? 454 00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:45,064 [SNORING] 455 00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:48,535 MY, I MUST BE HEARING THINGS. 456 00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:51,404 [CANE TAPPING] 457 00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:53,740 [GROWLING AND BARKING] 458 00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:57,610 DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO SHUT UP? 459 00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:59,812 OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! 460 00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:05,051 MY, MY. YOU MUST BE IN TERRIBLE PAIN. 461 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:08,955 WE'LL GET YOU BACK INTO BED 462 00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:12,191 AND GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU SLEEP. 463 00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:13,960 OOH! 464 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:14,761 THERE, NOW. 465 00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:16,763 IT'LL BE MORE QUIET HERE. 466 00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:21,033 THOSE PILLS WILL PUT YOU TO SLEEP IN A FEW MINUTES. 467 00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:40,920 OOH! OOH! OOH! 468 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,456 [CHUCKLING] 469 00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:46,325 WHERE DID THAT PUTTYTAT GO? 470 00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:47,727 HE NOWHERE AROUND. 471 00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:49,996 [GRANNY] I BETTER PEEK IN 472 00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:52,665 AND SEE HOW LITTLE TWEETY BIRD IS DOING. 473 00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:00,807 [HICCUP] 474 00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:02,709 AAH! 475 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:14,687 [WHEELS SQUEAKING] 476 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:23,530 BAD OLD PUTTYTAT. 477 00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:25,231 [CHUCKLING] 478 00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:28,968 O.K., BUSTER, 479 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,770 YOU ASKED FOR IT. 480 00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:46,986 OOH HOO HOO! 481 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,054 OW! OOH! AH! 482 00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:50,557 AH! OOH! OW! OW! 483 00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:53,025 OW! OOH! AH! OW! OOH! AH! 484 00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:54,961 YOU TWO AT IT AGAIN? 485 00:24:54,961 --> 00:24:59,265 I'LL JUST HAVE TO STRAP YOU BOTH IN BED. 486 00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:00,667 NOW STOP SULKING. 487 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:02,535 WHY DON'T YOU GET A HOBBY 488 00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:04,103 LIKE THE PUSSYCAT? 489 00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:12,545 WHEN YOU TWO DECIDE TO BEHAVE, 490 00:25:12,545 --> 00:25:14,146 I'LL UNSTRAP YOU. 491 00:25:29,428 --> 00:25:30,763 [MATCH LIGHTS UP] 492 00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:03,195 [KABOOM] 493 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:06,633 WHOA-HO-HO-HO! 494 00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:08,635 I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS, BOYS. 495 00:26:08,635 --> 00:26:11,604 YOUR X-RAYS SHOW NOTHING IS WRONG WITH YOU, 496 00:26:11,604 --> 00:26:13,472 AND YOU'RE DISMISSED. 497 00:26:13,472 --> 00:26:15,808 ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL? 498 00:26:17,877 --> 00:26:21,080 GEE, IT FEELS GOOD TO BE OUT AGAIN. 499 00:26:22,481 --> 00:26:23,883 UH-OH. 500 00:26:25,484 --> 00:26:27,486 [GRRR-ROWWW] 501 00:26:27,486 --> 00:26:29,255 [WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF] 502 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:30,489 [GRRR-ROWWW] 503 00:26:30,489 --> 00:26:31,958 [WOOF WOOF] 504 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:37,363 [HORNS HONKING] 505 00:26:37,363 --> 00:26:39,799 [TIRES SCREECHING] 506 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:44,236 QUE SERA SERA. 507 00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:50,509 YOU SIMPLY MUST STOP PLAYING IN THE STREET. 508 00:26:50,509 --> 00:26:52,979 YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF LEGS. 509 00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:57,116 [SPUTTERING] 510 00:27:01,654 --> 00:27:03,055 THERE YOU ARE, SIR. 511 00:27:03,055 --> 00:27:04,991 I'M GONNA WISH A CERTAIN ROOSTER 512 00:27:04,991 --> 00:27:07,593 INTO A LOT OF CREATIVE TROUBLE-- 513 00:27:07,593 --> 00:27:08,928 TROUBLE, THAT IS. 514 00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:11,664 I SAY, WISHIN' WELL, YOU LISTENING? 515 00:27:11,664 --> 00:27:13,265 I HEAR YOU. 516 00:27:13,265 --> 00:27:14,667 STATE YOUR WISH. 517 00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:17,670 DROP IN YOUR PENNY OR GO FISH. 518 00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:19,071 HERE IT IS. 519 00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:22,474 THERE'S THIS ROOSTER I WANTS TO PUT THE KIBOSH ON. 520 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:25,544 LITTLE FELLA-- HE'S TOOK OVER MY CHICKEN YARD, 521 00:27:25,544 --> 00:27:27,546 CORNERED THE MARKET ON HENS, 522 00:27:27,546 --> 00:27:28,681 AND MADE MY LIFE-- 523 00:27:28,681 --> 00:27:30,683 I SAY, MADE MY LIFE... 524 00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:33,820 HE GAVE ME A COMPLEX-- INFERIOR, THAT IS. 525 00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:36,155 YOU WANT TO DROP THAT PENNY? 526 00:27:37,690 --> 00:27:38,891 [SPLASH] 527 00:27:38,891 --> 00:27:41,427 I DON'T WISH THE BOY ANY PERMANENT HARM. 528 00:27:41,427 --> 00:27:43,229 I JUST WANT THE COCKINESS-- 529 00:27:43,229 --> 00:27:45,097 I SAY, THE COCKINESS KNOCKED OUT OF HIM. 530 00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:47,700 I AM HERE TO GRANT YOUR WISH, 531 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:49,802 THE SPIRIT OF THE WELL. 532 00:27:49,802 --> 00:27:51,838 I WILL KNOCK THE COCKINESS 533 00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:53,973 OUT OF THAT LITTLE COCKEREL. 534 00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:57,176 [JAZZY GUITAR PLAYING LOUDLY] 535 00:27:58,811 --> 00:28:01,213 IF THAT'S WHO I THINK IT IS, 536 00:28:01,213 --> 00:28:03,215 THERE'S A CERTAIN BANTY ROOSTER 537 00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:05,818 THAT'S GONNA GET BOOTED OVER THE HORIZON. 538 00:28:05,818 --> 00:28:07,186 [WHACK CLUNK] 539 00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:12,224 GET OUT AND STAY OUT! 540 00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:17,529 MAN, YOU'RE THE SICKEST. 541 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:20,266 LIKE, ADIOS, MY FRIEND. 542 00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:22,601 [CLUCKING] 543 00:28:22,601 --> 00:28:24,203 WHOO-HOO-HOO! 544 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,471 CHICKSVILLE! 545 00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:32,011 LET'S SEE IF THESE CHICKS DIG THE BEAT. 546 00:28:32,011 --> 00:28:34,680 * GEE WHIZ WILLIKINS GOLLY GEE * 547 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,482 * I LOVE A GIRL * 548 00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:38,885 * AND SHE LOVES ME ** 549 00:28:38,885 --> 00:28:42,488 LIKE, UH, CLUE ME THE DOOR, CHICKY. 550 00:28:42,488 --> 00:28:44,490 OOH HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! 551 00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:53,766 HOW ABOUT THAT? THE PAD'S PATROLLED. 552 00:28:53,766 --> 00:28:55,768 WITH A REAL JAZZY PLAN, 553 00:28:55,768 --> 00:28:59,405 I CAN, UH, LIKE, STORM THE GATES. 554 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,375 DIG THIS GETUP, MAN. 555 00:29:03,375 --> 00:29:04,977 IT'S THE MOST. 556 00:29:05,812 --> 00:29:07,513 [CLANG CLANG] 557 00:29:07,513 --> 00:29:11,150 SICK, MAN. SICK. 558 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:15,521 WHAT IN THE NAME OF JESSE JAMES 559 00:29:15,521 --> 00:29:17,756 DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT IS? 560 00:29:19,992 --> 00:29:21,994 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 561 00:29:21,994 --> 00:29:23,930 A TINY FOUNDLING ROOSTER. 562 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:25,331 WHY, HE'S AS SMALL 563 00:29:25,331 --> 00:29:28,667 AS THE LITTLE END OF NOTHING SHARPENED. 564 00:29:28,667 --> 00:29:31,637 DA DA DADDY-O. 565 00:29:31,637 --> 00:29:33,039 HOW ABOUT THAT? 566 00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:35,674 THE LITTLE TYKE THINKS I'M HIS DADDY. 567 00:29:35,674 --> 00:29:36,809 I ALWAYS-- 568 00:29:36,809 --> 00:29:39,678 I SAY, I ALWAYS DID WANT A SON. 569 00:29:39,678 --> 00:29:41,280 NOW I GOT ONE. 570 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,015 CRAZY, MAN. 571 00:29:43,816 --> 00:29:46,018 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY] 572 00:29:47,753 --> 00:29:50,489 YOO-HOO! I SAY, YOO-HOO! 573 00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:53,625 WHERE ARE YOU, SONNY BOY? 574 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,294 OH, SONNY BOY! 575 00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:56,695 UH-OH. FAKE IT. 576 00:29:56,695 --> 00:29:58,030 THE FUZZ. 577 00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:00,699 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYS] 578 00:30:00,699 --> 00:30:02,701 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 579 00:30:02,701 --> 00:30:04,570 ASLEEP IN THE HENHOUSE. 580 00:30:04,570 --> 00:30:06,973 MIGHT AS WELL LET HIM SLEEP. 581 00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:08,340 [ROCK MUSIC] 582 00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:11,710 HEY, WHAT'S THAT? 583 00:30:11,710 --> 00:30:12,845 [SOFT MUSIC] 584 00:30:12,845 --> 00:30:14,446 YOU ALL RIGHT, SON? 585 00:30:14,446 --> 00:30:15,848 I KEEP HEARING 586 00:30:15,848 --> 00:30:18,851 THE MOST TERRIFYING SOUNDS IN THERE. 587 00:30:19,718 --> 00:30:21,921 [ROCK MUSIC] 588 00:30:23,455 --> 00:30:25,858 HMM. 589 00:30:28,694 --> 00:30:30,329 AHA! 590 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:31,463 [BAWWK] 591 00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:32,865 [BIRDIES CHIRPING] 592 00:30:32,865 --> 00:30:34,333 [KISS] 593 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:35,601 NEXT. 594 00:30:35,601 --> 00:30:38,270 [KISS] 595 00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:39,605 NEXT. 596 00:30:39,605 --> 00:30:42,975 MAN, YOU'RE A WEIRDO CHICK. 597 00:30:42,975 --> 00:30:44,376 LOOK, BOY. 598 00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:47,346 I THINK THERE'S SOME PICTURES YOU OUGHT TO SEE. 599 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:48,547 CRAZY, MAN. 600 00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:50,282 CA-RAZY. 601 00:30:50,282 --> 00:30:54,120 NOW, LET ME KNOW WHEN I COME TO SOMETHING THAT INTERESTS YOU. 602 00:30:55,154 --> 00:30:56,755 [BELLS AND WHISTLES] 603 00:30:56,755 --> 00:30:58,357 YAHOO! 604 00:30:58,357 --> 00:30:59,525 WILD! 605 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,662 HA! JUST LIKE I THOUGHT-- 606 00:31:03,662 --> 00:31:06,532 HE'S WACKY OVER FEMALES. 607 00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:07,866 [GIGGLING] 608 00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:11,337 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, BOY. 609 00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:13,072 DON'T BOTHER WITH THAT CLUCK. 610 00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:16,675 HOW'D YA LIKE TO MEET A REAL DOLL? 611 00:31:16,675 --> 00:31:17,944 WILD, MAN. 612 00:31:17,944 --> 00:31:19,211 REAL WILD. 613 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,813 O.K. YOU STAND IN THAT CIRCLE, 614 00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:24,683 AND I'LL SEND HER THE MESSAGE. 615 00:31:24,683 --> 00:31:26,085 UH-OH. 616 00:31:26,085 --> 00:31:30,156 LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THAT SILLY DOG'S BOOBY TRAPS. 617 00:31:58,450 --> 00:31:59,585 HEY, BOY. 618 00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:00,987 HERE SHE COMES NOW. 619 00:32:00,987 --> 00:32:02,854 AIN'T SHE A ANGEL? 620 00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:04,991 LIKE, UH, LINK US, MAN. 621 00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:06,325 LINK US. 622 00:32:06,325 --> 00:32:09,328 THEN I PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND, UH... 623 00:32:09,328 --> 00:32:12,064 WIFE, UH... OR SOMETHING. 624 00:32:12,064 --> 00:32:14,066 [MUFFLED] BUT I'M A ROOSTER! 625 00:32:14,066 --> 00:32:16,668 DON'T LET IT BUG YA, MAN. 626 00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:18,037 WE CAN'T ALL BE PERFECT. 627 00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:20,039 I SAY, I'VE BEEN HORNSWOGGLED. 628 00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:21,640 THAT JIBBERY-TALKIN' ROOSTER 629 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,242 NEVER GOT HIS COMEUPPANCE. 630 00:32:23,242 --> 00:32:25,444 I WANTS MY MONEY BACK. 631 00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:26,612 YES, SIR! 632 00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:28,014 WE'RE HERE TO PLEASE. 633 00:32:28,014 --> 00:32:29,615 HERE'S YOUR PENNY, SIR. 634 00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:31,317 I'M NO SUCKER. 635 00:32:31,317 --> 00:32:32,418 HMM. 636 00:32:32,418 --> 00:32:35,487 SOMEHOW I THINK I'VE BEEN HORNSWOGGLED AGAIN. 637 00:32:38,424 --> 00:32:40,026 EXCUSE MOI, MONSIEUR. 638 00:32:40,026 --> 00:32:42,761 IS THIS THE LINE FOR THE WISHING OF THE WELL? 639 00:32:42,761 --> 00:32:44,130 I CAN'T BREATHE! 640 00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:45,531 ONE PENNY, PLEASE. 641 00:32:45,531 --> 00:32:48,767 I WISH TO MAKE A WISH INTO THE WELL. 642 00:32:48,767 --> 00:32:50,602 OF COURSE, SIR. HERE. 643 00:32:53,872 --> 00:32:55,107 MONSIEUR WELL, 644 00:32:55,107 --> 00:32:57,909 I WISH TO MAKE THE WISH FOR A MADEMOISELLE 645 00:32:57,909 --> 00:33:00,312 WHOSE BEAUTY SHALL BE SO PURE 646 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:02,814 AS TO RIVAL ALL THE BEAUTIFUL ART 647 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,183 IN LE LOUVRE. 648 00:33:04,183 --> 00:33:06,385 THAT'LL BE ONE PENNY, PLEASE. 649 00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:10,189 [SPLASH] 650 00:33:10,189 --> 00:33:12,191 I GRANT YOUR WISH TO MEET A GIRL 651 00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:14,193 OF BEAUTY UNSURPASSED 652 00:33:14,193 --> 00:33:17,329 WHICH, WHEN COMPARED WITH WORKS OF ART, 653 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:20,332 WILL LEAVE THE LOUVRE OUTCLASSED. 654 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,503 [SINGING JAUNTILY IN FRENCH] 655 00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:31,477 * LE TWEET * 656 00:33:31,477 --> 00:33:33,212 * LE TWEET TWEET * 657 00:33:33,212 --> 00:33:34,546 * LE-- ** 658 00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:40,686 [PEPE SINGING] 659 00:33:59,971 --> 00:34:02,674 [SINGING] 660 00:34:04,576 --> 00:34:07,846 [MEOW-EOW-EOWWW] 661 00:34:07,846 --> 00:34:10,316 LE PURRR. 662 00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:24,596 * QU'IL C'EST BON, C'EST BON ** 663 00:34:26,632 --> 00:34:27,866 HEY. 664 00:34:27,866 --> 00:34:29,468 PENNIES FROM HEAVEN. 665 00:34:29,468 --> 00:34:31,537 [KISS] 666 00:34:31,537 --> 00:34:34,873 HOW IMPETUOUS CAN YOU GET? 667 00:34:34,873 --> 00:34:36,142 LOOK, DARLING, 668 00:34:36,142 --> 00:34:38,144 PERHAPS I AM OLD-FASHIONED, 669 00:34:38,144 --> 00:34:41,413 BUT, UH, SHOULDN'T WE BE INTRODUCED FIRST? 670 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:44,150 EH, I AM PEPE LE PEW. 671 00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:46,885 THIS IS MY FIRST AFFAIR, 672 00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:49,888 SO PLEASE BE KIND. 673 00:34:49,888 --> 00:34:53,292 I AM SHY, BUT, UH... 674 00:34:53,292 --> 00:34:55,494 I AM WILLING. 675 00:34:56,428 --> 00:35:00,232 I AM PLAYING IT TOO COOL, NO? 676 00:35:27,393 --> 00:35:30,329 WHERE ARE YOU, MY LITTLE MONA LISA? 677 00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:33,131 I AM LOOKING TO FIND YOU. 678 00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:35,467 I DON'T KNOW WHY, 679 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,469 BUT I DON'T REALLY GO 680 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,538 FOR THIS MODERN SCULPTURE. 681 00:35:45,677 --> 00:35:48,414 WHERE ARE YOU, MY LITTLE OBJECT OF ART? 682 00:35:48,414 --> 00:35:51,016 I AM GOING TO COLLECT YOU. 683 00:35:51,016 --> 00:35:52,618 LE PANT. LE PANT. 684 00:35:52,618 --> 00:35:53,685 GUESS WHO? 685 00:35:53,685 --> 00:35:54,820 LE SCREEECH! 686 00:36:03,962 --> 00:36:05,497 DON'T MOVE, DARLING. 687 00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:07,699 I WANT TO REMEMBER YOU 688 00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:09,935 JUST AS YOU ARE. 689 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,107 AW, SHUCKS. 690 00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:17,943 YOU MOVED. 691 00:36:22,981 --> 00:36:26,117 AH, A TRYSTING PLACE FOR US. 692 00:36:26,117 --> 00:36:28,420 YOU CLEVER, YOU. 693 00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:32,123 AND VERY SAFE, EH, PIGEON? 694 00:36:32,123 --> 00:36:34,125 LOOK, MY LITTLE ODORLISQUE, 695 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:37,128 I HAVE GIVEN UP ART FOR YOU. 696 00:36:37,128 --> 00:36:39,130 I AM WILLING TO SETTLE DOWN 697 00:36:39,130 --> 00:36:41,267 AND BE A TRAVELING SALESMAN. 698 00:36:41,267 --> 00:36:42,601 [SNIFF] 699 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:03,555 I CAN TELL YOU CHAPS ONE THING-- 700 00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:06,492 IT'S NOT ALWAYS EASY TO HOLD THIS SMILE. 701 00:37:06,492 --> 00:37:08,827 MMM, MY CHERRY BLOSSOM, 702 00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:12,030 HOW I LOVE THE TASTE OF YOUR LIPS. 703 00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:13,432 [KISS] 704 00:37:13,432 --> 00:37:16,001 GATHER LIPSTICK WHILE YOU MAY 705 00:37:16,001 --> 00:37:18,236 IS WHAT I ALWAYS SAY. 706 00:37:21,172 --> 00:37:22,441 [BANJO PLAYING] 707 00:37:22,441 --> 00:37:24,576 AHA! LOOK AT THAT-- 708 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:27,479 A BUNCH OF THIEVIN' CROWS. 709 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,690 YOU JUST KNOW ONE OF THEM VARMINTS HAS STOLEN MY MAP. 710 00:37:38,690 --> 00:37:41,593 * OH, THE COW KICKED NELLIE * 711 00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:43,261 * IN THE BELLY IN THE BARN * 712 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:44,563 * DIDN'T DO HER ANY GOOD * 713 00:37:44,563 --> 00:37:46,197 * DIDN'T DO HER ANY HARM * 714 00:37:46,197 --> 00:37:47,499 * LA-DEE DO-DEE DO-DEE-DO * 715 00:37:47,499 --> 00:37:49,234 * LA-DEE DO-DEE DO-DEE-DO * 716 00:37:49,234 --> 00:37:50,402 * DIDN'T DO HER ANY GOOD * 717 00:37:50,402 --> 00:37:52,270 * DIDN'T DO HER ANY HARM ** 718 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:54,873 ALL RIGHT, YOU MANGY FEATHER MERCHANTS, 719 00:37:54,873 --> 00:37:56,475 YOU'RE MY PRISONERS, 720 00:37:56,475 --> 00:37:58,477 SO COUGH UP THAT MAP. 721 00:37:58,477 --> 00:38:00,211 HEY, LOOK AT THAT. 722 00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:03,482 WHAT IN TARNATION WE GOT HERE? 723 00:38:03,482 --> 00:38:05,484 GET ON YOUR FEET, HOMBRE. 724 00:38:05,484 --> 00:38:07,486 I'M A-GONNA SEARCH YOU. 725 00:38:07,486 --> 00:38:10,255 I ALWAYS SAY A MAN'S GOT TO DO 726 00:38:10,255 --> 00:38:13,291 WHAT A MAN'S GOT TO DO. 727 00:38:16,728 --> 00:38:18,497 UH, TAKE OVER. 728 00:38:29,274 --> 00:38:31,242 NOPE. THEY DON'T MATCH. 729 00:38:31,242 --> 00:38:32,644 COME ON, DEVIL. 730 00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:34,846 WE GOT TO KEEP LOOKIN'. 731 00:38:37,549 --> 00:38:41,520 GREAT...DAY... IN THE MORNIN'. 732 00:38:43,254 --> 00:38:44,523 HEY! 733 00:38:44,523 --> 00:38:48,059 AIN'T YOU EVEN GONNA APOLOGIZE? 734 00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:51,630 [PANTING] 735 00:38:59,004 --> 00:39:00,105 [SPLASH] 736 00:39:00,105 --> 00:39:01,272 HI, DOG. 737 00:39:01,272 --> 00:39:03,442 WHAT'S YOUR WISH? 738 00:39:03,442 --> 00:39:04,843 MY BUDDY HERE 739 00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:08,714 WISHES TO BE BRAVE AND STRONG LIKE ME. 740 00:39:08,714 --> 00:39:12,451 IF THAT'S HIS WISH AND YOURS ALIKE, 741 00:39:12,451 --> 00:39:15,421 I'LL MAKE CHESTER BRAVE AND STRONG 742 00:39:15,421 --> 00:39:16,755 LIKE SPIKE. 743 00:39:35,774 --> 00:39:37,676 [GRR-ROWWW] 744 00:39:40,912 --> 00:39:42,147 AAH! 745 00:39:42,147 --> 00:39:44,450 AAH! AAH! AAH! 746 00:39:52,858 --> 00:39:56,061 YOU WANT I SHOULD DIG UP SOME BONES FOR YA? 747 00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:57,463 ANYTHING YOU SAY, SPIKE, 748 00:39:57,463 --> 00:39:59,898 'CAUSE YOU AND ME IS PALS. 749 00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:02,468 HEY, SPIKE. YOU WANNA PLAY BALL? 750 00:40:02,468 --> 00:40:04,202 WANT TO PLAY BALL? 751 00:40:04,202 --> 00:40:06,204 HUH, SPIKE? YOU WANNA, HUH? 752 00:40:06,204 --> 00:40:07,338 YOU WANNA? 753 00:40:07,338 --> 00:40:08,474 NAH. 754 00:40:08,474 --> 00:40:10,476 NAH. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE THAT, 755 00:40:10,476 --> 00:40:11,877 WOULD YOU, SPIKE? 756 00:40:11,877 --> 00:40:14,480 SPIKE, HOW ABOUT WE CHASE CARS, HUH? 757 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,081 THAT SOUND LIKE FUN? 758 00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:17,282 NAH. 759 00:40:17,282 --> 00:40:19,685 NAH. THAT WOULDN'T BE NO FUN. 760 00:40:19,685 --> 00:40:22,287 HOW ABOUT BEATIN' UP A CAT? 761 00:40:22,287 --> 00:40:24,089 WOULD YOU LIKE THAT, SPIKE? 762 00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:24,990 HUH, SPIKE? 763 00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:28,494 CAT? YOU KNOW WHERE IS IT A CAT? 764 00:40:28,494 --> 00:40:30,762 YEAH, SURE, SPIKE. SURE, SURE. 765 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,765 I KNOW WHERE IS IT A CAT. 766 00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:36,367 OH, BOY! WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FUN 767 00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:38,303 BEATING UP A CAT, AIN'T WE? 768 00:40:38,303 --> 00:40:40,171 * CHARLESTON, CHARLESTON * 769 00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:42,440 * MADE IN CAROLINA * 770 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,242 * SOME DANCE, SOME PRANCE * 771 00:40:44,242 --> 00:40:45,577 * I'LL SAY * 772 00:40:45,577 --> 00:40:47,278 * THERE'S NOTHIN' FINER THAN A CHARLESTON * 773 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:48,379 * CHARLESTON * 774 00:40:48,379 --> 00:40:50,115 * LORD, HOW YOU CAN SHUFFLE * 775 00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:52,217 * EVERY STEP YOU DO LEADS TO SOMETHIN' NEW * 776 00:40:52,217 --> 00:40:54,520 * MAN, I'M TELLIN' YOU, IT'S A LOT TO DO * 777 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,387 * POP DANCE, SWING DANCE * 778 00:40:56,387 --> 00:40:57,523 * MOVING BACK-- ** 779 00:40:57,523 --> 00:40:59,324 DUH DUH-UH DUH 780 00:40:59,324 --> 00:41:00,859 DUH-HUH GUH G-GUH 781 00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:02,628 GU-GU-GUH 782 00:41:02,628 --> 00:41:04,229 DUH DUH DUH-UH... 783 00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:06,397 [ROWWF ROWWF ROWWF ROWWF] 784 00:41:06,397 --> 00:41:07,533 [GRR-ROWWW] [ROWWF] 785 00:41:07,533 --> 00:41:08,900 [GRR-ROWW] [ROWWF] 786 00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:11,803 [ROWWW ROWW] [ROWWF ROWWF] 787 00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:22,013 DAT'S A DIRTY, UNDERHANDED TRICK 788 00:41:22,013 --> 00:41:23,214 TO DO TO YOU, SPIKE. 789 00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:26,417 I'LL SHOW THAT CAT HE CAN'T DO THAT TO MY PAL. 790 00:41:26,417 --> 00:41:29,120 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT CAT MYSELF. 791 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,522 GO GET 'IM, SPIKE! 792 00:41:30,522 --> 00:41:32,290 GO GET 'IM! 793 00:41:32,290 --> 00:41:34,025 SPIKE IS MY HERO. 794 00:41:34,025 --> 00:41:35,093 [PANTING] 795 00:41:36,427 --> 00:41:39,164 O.K. COME OUT, CAT. 796 00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:40,766 NO USE HIDIN'. 797 00:41:40,766 --> 00:41:42,200 AHA! 798 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,635 DERE YOU ARE! 799 00:41:43,635 --> 00:41:45,036 GOTCHA, YA DIRTY CAT. 800 00:41:45,036 --> 00:41:47,539 COME OUT AND TAKE YOUR MEDICINE, 801 00:41:47,539 --> 00:41:50,776 OR I'LL PULL YOUR TAIL OFF BY THE ROOTS. 802 00:41:54,279 --> 00:41:56,548 COME ON! COME ON! 803 00:42:02,053 --> 00:42:03,822 WHY, YOU... 804 00:42:09,728 --> 00:42:12,330 I SEE YOUR COWARDLY YELLOW EYES. 805 00:42:12,330 --> 00:42:14,600 I'M A-COMIN' IN AFTER YA. 806 00:42:16,602 --> 00:42:18,069 [GRRR] 807 00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:22,473 C-CAT... 808 00:42:22,473 --> 00:42:24,610 BIG--BIG C-C-CAT. 809 00:42:24,610 --> 00:42:26,211 [YAP YAP YAP YAP] 810 00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:27,613 C-C-CAT... 811 00:42:27,613 --> 00:42:29,347 B-B-BIG... 812 00:42:29,347 --> 00:42:31,249 C-C-CAT. 813 00:42:31,249 --> 00:42:32,483 BIG... 814 00:42:32,483 --> 00:42:34,085 C-C-CAT... 815 00:42:34,085 --> 00:42:36,087 G-G-GIANT CAT. 816 00:42:36,087 --> 00:42:37,956 C-C--BIG, BIG... 817 00:42:37,956 --> 00:42:39,224 C-C-C... 818 00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:41,092 YOU'RE KIDDIN', SPIKE? 819 00:42:41,092 --> 00:42:42,493 YOU WANT I SHOULD 820 00:42:42,493 --> 00:42:45,163 TAKE CARE OF THE CAT FOR YOU, SPIKE? 821 00:42:45,163 --> 00:42:47,232 I'LL GIVE HIM A ONE-TWO, RIGHT-LEFT. 822 00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:49,100 NO, YOU DON'T. 823 00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:52,704 I'LL SHOW THAT CAT A THING OR TWO. 824 00:42:52,704 --> 00:42:53,839 [FIGHTING] 825 00:42:53,839 --> 00:42:57,242 ATTA BOY, SPIKE! LET HIM HAVE IT! 826 00:42:58,509 --> 00:43:00,111 A RIGHT, A LEFT! 827 00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:11,256 SPIKE? 828 00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:12,523 SPIKE! 829 00:43:12,523 --> 00:43:13,659 SAY SOMETHING. 830 00:43:13,659 --> 00:43:15,526 LOOK, IT'S YOUR PAL CHESTER. 831 00:43:15,526 --> 00:43:16,662 PLEASE, SPIKE. 832 00:43:16,662 --> 00:43:19,665 DON'T LET HIM GET ME! HE'S A KILLER! 833 00:43:19,665 --> 00:43:21,667 DON'T LET HIM NEAR ME! 834 00:43:21,667 --> 00:43:23,669 GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! 835 00:43:23,669 --> 00:43:25,671 THAT CAT'S NOT SO TOUGH. 836 00:43:25,671 --> 00:43:28,073 I CAN TAKE CARE OF HIM MYSELF. 837 00:43:28,073 --> 00:43:31,276 YEAH? WELL, GO AHEAD AND GET YOURSELF KILLED. 838 00:43:31,276 --> 00:43:34,112 HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH. 839 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:36,882 JUST A MINUTE, CAT! 840 00:43:36,882 --> 00:43:38,950 LOOK, SPIKE, HERE HE IS. 841 00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:41,953 LET ME TAKE CARE OF HIM FOR YA, SPIKE. 842 00:43:41,953 --> 00:43:45,023 THIS IS FOR BEATING UP MY PAL SPIKE. 843 00:43:51,096 --> 00:43:53,699 IF I CAN LICK HIM, YOU CAN. 844 00:43:53,699 --> 00:43:56,301 YOU'RE BIG AND STRONG, AND I'M PUNY. 845 00:43:56,301 --> 00:43:58,904 I GOT A JOB TO DO. 846 00:43:59,838 --> 00:44:02,674 O.K., CAT, ON YOUR FEET! 847 00:44:06,712 --> 00:44:08,113 HA HA HA HA! 848 00:44:08,113 --> 00:44:10,849 THE PUSSYCAT'S GONNA SCRATCH ME. 849 00:44:10,849 --> 00:44:12,984 AW, GO ON, SCRATCH ME. 850 00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:14,585 GO AHEAD, SCRATCH ME. 851 00:44:14,585 --> 00:44:16,788 I DARE YA TO SCRATCH ME. 852 00:44:37,776 --> 00:44:38,910 SPIKE! SPIKE! 853 00:44:38,910 --> 00:44:41,512 YOU GOTTA GO BACK IN THERE. 854 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:44,115 NO! NO! HE'S A KILLER! 855 00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:45,951 NOOO! 856 00:45:08,774 --> 00:45:11,777 YOU AND ME IS PALS, AIN'T WE, CHESTER? 857 00:45:11,777 --> 00:45:13,078 YEAH, CHESTER. 858 00:45:13,078 --> 00:45:15,914 YA WANT I SHOULD DIG UP SOME BONES FOR YOU? 859 00:45:15,914 --> 00:45:17,248 HUH, CHESTER? 860 00:45:17,248 --> 00:45:18,516 HUH, CHES? 861 00:45:18,516 --> 00:45:20,451 NAH. 862 00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:22,453 HEY, CHESTER, YOU'RE MY HERO 863 00:45:22,453 --> 00:45:24,689 'CAUSE YOU'RE SO STRONG. 864 00:45:24,689 --> 00:45:27,692 GEE, ARE YA GONNA MAKE ANOTHER WISH? 865 00:45:27,692 --> 00:45:30,028 ARE YA, HUH? HUH, PAL? 866 00:45:31,129 --> 00:45:32,063 OH, GOOD. 867 00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:34,199 HERE COMES ANOTHER ANXIOUS CUSTOMER. 868 00:45:34,199 --> 00:45:37,202 I'D L-L-LIKE TO BUY ONE OF THEM PENNIES 869 00:45:37,202 --> 00:45:39,805 TO MAKE A W-WISH, PLEASE. 870 00:45:39,805 --> 00:45:41,206 THERE YOU ARE, SIR-- 871 00:45:41,206 --> 00:45:43,608 A SIMPLE PENNY TO MAKE A WISH. 872 00:45:43,608 --> 00:45:47,012 ALLOW ME TO REMOVE THAT CUMBERSOME BUNDLE OF MONEY. 873 00:45:48,814 --> 00:45:51,182 HEY, YOU'RE 50 CENTS SHORT. 874 00:45:51,182 --> 00:45:52,583 I'M B-B-BROKE, 875 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:53,985 BUT IF THIS WORKS, 876 00:45:53,985 --> 00:45:55,453 IT'LL BE WORTH IT. 877 00:45:59,290 --> 00:46:00,525 HI, PAL. 878 00:46:00,525 --> 00:46:04,262 I'VE ALWAYS W-W-WANTED TO BE A BIG-SHOT PRODUCER 879 00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:06,965 SO'S I COULD DISCOVER NEW TALENT 880 00:46:06,965 --> 00:46:09,067 AND GIVE THEM A BREAK. 881 00:46:09,067 --> 00:46:13,138 DISCOVERING NEW TALENT FOR THE WORLD TO SEE, 882 00:46:13,138 --> 00:46:17,442 A WONDROUS THING FOR A PRODUCER TO BE. 883 00:46:17,442 --> 00:46:20,979 I SLAYED 'EM IN SCRANTON. 884 00:46:20,979 --> 00:46:23,448 * LA-DA-DA DEE DA * 885 00:46:23,448 --> 00:46:25,716 * LA DA DA DA * 886 00:46:25,716 --> 00:46:27,118 * LA DA DA * 887 00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:29,320 I PANICKED 'EM IN PEORIA! 888 00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:30,655 * LA DA DA * 889 00:46:30,655 --> 00:46:33,925 * LA DA DA * 890 00:46:33,925 --> 00:46:40,265 * LA DA LA-DAAH ** 891 00:46:40,265 --> 00:46:43,501 I KILLED 'EM IN CUCAMONGA. 892 00:46:43,501 --> 00:46:44,903 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 893 00:46:44,903 --> 00:46:46,872 I MAY HAVE A SPOT FOR YOU. 894 00:46:46,872 --> 00:46:47,939 NEXT, PLEASE. 895 00:46:47,939 --> 00:46:49,941 * BUK BUK BUK BUK BU-UHK * 896 00:46:49,941 --> 00:46:51,809 * BU-UHK BUK BU-UHK * 897 00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:53,144 * BUK BUK BUK BUK BU-UHK * 898 00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:55,213 * BU-UHK BUK BU-UHK * 899 00:46:55,213 --> 00:46:57,115 * BUK BUK BUK BUK BU-UHK * 900 00:46:57,115 --> 00:46:58,816 * BU-UHK BUK BU-UHK * 901 00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:01,019 * BUK BUK BUK BUK BU-UHK * 902 00:47:01,019 --> 00:47:02,253 * BU-UHK BUK BU-UHK * 903 00:47:02,253 --> 00:47:04,522 * BUK BUK BUK BUK BU-UHK-- ** 904 00:47:07,692 --> 00:47:09,861 SO I LAID AN EGG. 905 00:47:16,501 --> 00:47:17,936 WONDER WHAT'S NEXT. 906 00:47:17,936 --> 00:47:18,937 I'M BINGO. 907 00:47:18,937 --> 00:47:19,938 I'M FRANKIE. 908 00:47:19,938 --> 00:47:20,939 I'M AL. 909 00:47:20,939 --> 00:47:22,140 * MAMMY, MAMMY * 910 00:47:22,140 --> 00:47:23,975 * THAT'S MY MAMMY, NOBODY ELSE'S * 911 00:47:23,975 --> 00:47:25,576 * MY MAMMY, I SAY ** 912 00:47:25,576 --> 00:47:26,978 CUT THE HUBBUB, BUB. 913 00:47:26,978 --> 00:47:30,048 LET'S GET THIS THING OFF THE GROUND. 914 00:47:30,048 --> 00:47:31,649 ROGER, POPS. TAKE OFF. 915 00:47:31,649 --> 00:47:33,551 UH-1, UH-2, UH-3. 916 00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:37,655 * WHEN APRIL SHOWERS * 917 00:47:37,655 --> 00:47:40,058 * MAY COME YOUR WAY * 918 00:47:40,058 --> 00:47:42,593 * THEY BRING THE FLOWERS * 919 00:47:42,593 --> 00:47:44,662 * THAT BLOOM IN MAY * 920 00:47:44,662 --> 00:47:47,765 * SO IF IT'S RAINING * 921 00:47:47,765 --> 00:47:50,035 * HAVE NO REGRETS * 922 00:47:50,035 --> 00:47:53,238 * BECAUSE IT ISN'T RAINING RAIN, YOU KNOW * 923 00:47:53,238 --> 00:47:56,741 * IT'S RAINING VIOLETS * 924 00:47:56,741 --> 00:47:58,309 * AND WHEN YOU SEE CLOUDS * 925 00:47:58,309 --> 00:48:00,345 * WHEN YOU SEE CLOUDS UPON A HILL * 926 00:48:00,345 --> 00:48:03,581 * NAH, YOU'RE NOT LOOKIN' AT CLOUDS * 927 00:48:03,581 --> 00:48:05,951 * NAH, YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT DAFFODILS * 928 00:48:05,951 --> 00:48:07,352 * SO KEEP ON LOOKIN' * 929 00:48:07,352 --> 00:48:09,354 * KEEP LOOKIN' FOR THE BLUEBIRD * 930 00:48:09,354 --> 00:48:13,091 * AND LISTENING FOR HIS SONG * 931 00:48:13,091 --> 00:48:17,963 * WHENEVER APRIL SHOWERS * 932 00:48:17,963 --> 00:48:23,101 * COME ALONG ** 933 00:48:23,101 --> 00:48:24,502 TH-TH-THANK YOU. 934 00:48:24,502 --> 00:48:27,505 I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF ANYTHING COMES UP. 935 00:48:27,505 --> 00:48:30,375 THAT'S REALLY NOT HIGH-CLASS ENOUGH. 936 00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:32,577 IT'S STRICTLY FOR THOSE SILLY 937 00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:35,346 S-S-SWOONING BOBBYSOXERS. 938 00:48:41,052 --> 00:48:42,453 BOY, TWO-HEADED! 939 00:48:42,453 --> 00:48:45,056 THIS OUGHT TO BE A SENSATIONAL ACT! 940 00:48:45,056 --> 00:48:48,259 ACT, SCHMACT. I'M THE JANITOR. 941 00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:52,863 HEADY IS THE NAME-- 942 00:48:52,863 --> 00:48:54,065 J. FENNON HEADY. 943 00:48:54,065 --> 00:48:57,068 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. 944 00:48:57,068 --> 00:49:00,005 I'LL PLACE THIS SUITCASE UPON THE FLOOR. 945 00:49:00,005 --> 00:49:01,439 I'LL OPEN THIS SUITCASE, 946 00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:03,508 SEAT MYSELF ON THIS UNIQUE PLATFORM. 947 00:49:03,508 --> 00:49:07,512 I'M GOING TO MANIPULATE THIS LEVER AND ZOOM INTO THE AIR. 948 00:49:07,512 --> 00:49:10,748 I'M GOING TO SOAR UP TO STRATOSPHERIC HEIGHTS 949 00:49:10,748 --> 00:49:12,150 500 FEET ABOVE SEA LEVEL. 950 00:49:12,150 --> 00:49:16,154 I'M GOING TO TAKE MY STANCE IN A DIVING POSITION 951 00:49:16,154 --> 00:49:17,755 AT THE PLATFORM'S EDGE-- 952 00:49:17,755 --> 00:49:19,157 NOTE THE PERFECT FORM-- 953 00:49:19,157 --> 00:49:22,160 AND I'M GOING TO DIVE INTO THE AIR 954 00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,762 NOT INTO A TANK OF WATER, 955 00:49:24,762 --> 00:49:27,165 NOT INTO A BUCKET OF WATER. 956 00:49:27,165 --> 00:49:31,169 NO, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M GOING TO DIVE INTO-- 957 00:49:31,169 --> 00:49:33,038 AN ORDINARY DRINKING GLASS. 958 00:49:33,038 --> 00:49:34,639 OBSERVE. 959 00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:43,681 [CRASH] 960 00:49:45,050 --> 00:49:47,185 NOW, GO AHEAD, SIR. 961 00:49:50,855 --> 00:49:52,623 OH, A DOG ACT, HUH? 962 00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:55,593 NO. MY CARD, SIR. 963 00:50:00,798 --> 00:50:02,267 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 964 00:50:02,267 --> 00:50:05,270 [FLEAS HUM GAITE PARISIENNE-- THE CANCAN] 965 00:50:08,073 --> 00:50:09,674 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 966 00:50:12,677 --> 00:50:14,145 [FLEAS STOP HUMMING] 967 00:50:15,946 --> 00:50:17,082 [DOOR SLAMS] 968 00:50:17,082 --> 00:50:19,684 AW, WHO'D WANT TO D--DISC-- 969 00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:21,686 GIVE THOSE GUYS A BREAK? 970 00:50:21,686 --> 00:50:23,088 SHEE! 971 00:50:30,095 --> 00:50:32,097 I THINK WE FOUND THE VARMINT 972 00:50:32,097 --> 00:50:33,498 DONE STOLE MY MAP. 973 00:50:33,498 --> 00:50:36,701 HE MUST LIVE IN THAT HOTEL OVER YONDER. 974 00:50:36,701 --> 00:50:37,835 [GRUNTING] 975 00:50:37,835 --> 00:50:39,170 WAIT HERE. 976 00:50:39,170 --> 00:50:42,107 I'M GOING TO SNEAK OVER TO THAT THERE HOTEL. 977 00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:53,684 OW! 978 00:50:53,684 --> 00:50:54,819 OOH, OUCH! 979 00:50:54,819 --> 00:50:56,421 OOH! OUCH! OUCH, OHH! 980 00:50:57,622 --> 00:50:59,624 OUCH! 981 00:50:59,624 --> 00:51:00,625 OOH! 982 00:51:00,625 --> 00:51:01,759 OUCH! 983 00:51:03,027 --> 00:51:04,629 IT'S NO USE, SYLVESTER. 984 00:51:04,629 --> 00:51:05,830 MY MIND'S MADE UP. 985 00:51:05,830 --> 00:51:09,033 I'M GOING TO MAKE MY WISH, AND THAT'S FINAL. 986 00:51:09,033 --> 00:51:10,635 THERE YOU ARE, MA'AM. 987 00:51:10,635 --> 00:51:11,769 HAPPY WISHING. 988 00:51:11,769 --> 00:51:12,903 SUFFERING SUCCOTASH! 989 00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:15,140 I WISH YOU'D RECONSIDER. 990 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:17,175 [SPLASH] 991 00:51:17,175 --> 00:51:18,776 WISHING WELL, OH, WISHING WELL, 992 00:51:18,776 --> 00:51:20,178 YOU I DO ENTREAT. 993 00:51:20,178 --> 00:51:22,780 I WISH OUR HOUSE WOULD RESOUND TO 994 00:51:22,780 --> 00:51:24,182 THE PATTER OF LITTLE FEET. 995 00:51:24,182 --> 00:51:26,184 I HEAR YOUR WISH 996 00:51:26,184 --> 00:51:27,818 AND I OBEY. 997 00:51:27,818 --> 00:51:29,887 THE PATTER OF LITTLE FEET 998 00:51:29,887 --> 00:51:32,089 YOU SHALL HEAR THIS DAY. 999 00:51:39,197 --> 00:51:41,466 LAZY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING. 1000 00:51:41,466 --> 00:51:43,901 * OH, SYLVESTER ** 1001 00:51:43,901 --> 00:51:45,303 ISN'T IT STRANGE 1002 00:51:45,303 --> 00:51:48,105 WE'VE NEVER HAD A LITTLE BUNDLE FROM HEAVEN? 1003 00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:50,508 SUFFERING SUCCOTASH! DON'T START THAT 1004 00:51:50,508 --> 00:51:54,111 PATTER OF LITTLE FEET AROUND THE HOUSE STUFF AGAIN. 1005 00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:55,713 I'M BUSY. 1006 00:51:55,713 --> 00:51:57,114 BOO HOO HOO! 1007 00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:59,116 I WORK AND I SLAVE... 1008 00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:01,519 "AND WHAT THANKS DO I GET? 1009 00:52:01,519 --> 00:52:04,522 I WISH I WAS DEAD. BOO HOO HOO!" 1010 00:52:04,522 --> 00:52:07,124 EVERY DAY IT'S THE SAME THING. 1011 00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:09,126 PITTER PATTER OF LITTLE FEET. 1012 00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:10,628 EH! 1013 00:52:12,697 --> 00:52:13,831 [HICCUPS] 1014 00:52:13,831 --> 00:52:15,833 OH, MY ACHING HEAD. 1015 00:52:17,101 --> 00:52:18,503 LET'S FACE IT. 1016 00:52:18,503 --> 00:52:21,206 I CAN'T FLY ANY FURTHER. 1017 00:52:21,206 --> 00:52:23,608 THIS PLACE IS AS GOOD AS ANY. 1018 00:52:23,608 --> 00:52:25,210 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? [HICCUPS] 1019 00:52:25,210 --> 00:52:26,544 A BABY'S A BABY. 1020 00:52:26,544 --> 00:52:29,146 IT'S THE ENVIRONMENT THAT MOLDS THEM. 1021 00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:30,281 [HICCUPS] 1022 00:52:30,281 --> 00:52:31,416 [DOORBELL BUZZES] 1023 00:52:31,416 --> 00:52:32,750 CONGRAT-- [HICCUPS] 1024 00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:33,884 CONGRA-- [HICCUPS] 1025 00:52:33,884 --> 00:52:35,019 CONGRATULATIONS, MADAM. 1026 00:52:35,019 --> 00:52:36,187 [HICCUPS] 1027 00:52:36,187 --> 00:52:37,788 YOU'RE A MOTHER. 1028 00:52:38,789 --> 00:52:40,691 [HICCUPING] 1029 00:52:43,928 --> 00:52:45,062 SYLVESTER, LOOK! 1030 00:52:45,062 --> 00:52:46,231 LOOK! 1031 00:52:46,231 --> 00:52:49,600 THE STORK WAS HERE AND LEFT US A BABY! 1032 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,203 A BABY? QUICK, QUICK, OPEN IT! 1033 00:52:52,203 --> 00:52:56,073 OH, BOY! THIS MAKES ME A FATHER! 1034 00:52:56,073 --> 00:52:57,675 [BABBLING] 1035 00:52:59,544 --> 00:53:00,678 A MOUSE? 1036 00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:02,280 A MOUSE? 1037 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:03,881 [BABBLING] 1038 00:53:05,483 --> 00:53:07,017 MAMA! 1039 00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:10,154 OH, HE CALLED ME MAMA. 1040 00:53:10,154 --> 00:53:12,189 ISN'T HE CUTE? 1041 00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:13,324 CUTE? 1042 00:53:13,324 --> 00:53:14,759 HE'S DELICIOUS. 1043 00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:16,894 AAH! 1044 00:53:16,894 --> 00:53:18,529 SYLVESTER, HOW COULD YOU? 1045 00:53:18,529 --> 00:53:21,131 AFTER ALL, HE'S JUST A BABY. 1046 00:53:21,131 --> 00:53:24,134 EVEN IF HE IS A MOUSE, HE'S OURS. 1047 00:53:24,134 --> 00:53:26,237 YOURS AND MINE? 1048 00:53:30,575 --> 00:53:32,176 YOU'RE A GAMBLING WOMAN. 1049 00:53:32,176 --> 00:53:34,779 WHAT DO YOU TAKE, HEADS OR TAILS? 1050 00:53:34,779 --> 00:53:35,646 AAH! 1051 00:53:35,646 --> 00:53:37,248 YOU BEAST! YOU CANNIBAL! 1052 00:53:37,248 --> 00:53:38,649 HOW COULD YOU? 1053 00:53:38,649 --> 00:53:41,986 MOUSE OR NO MOUSE, HE'S YOUR SON. 1054 00:53:41,986 --> 00:53:43,388 A FINE THING. 1055 00:53:43,388 --> 00:53:46,724 I'VE BECOME THE FATHER OF A BREAKFAST. 1056 00:53:48,025 --> 00:53:49,627 [GURGLING] 1057 00:53:52,697 --> 00:53:55,500 HOLD STILL, YOU LITTLE RODENT. 1058 00:53:57,134 --> 00:53:58,536 AND AFTER YOU'RE THROUGH, 1059 00:53:58,536 --> 00:54:00,271 TAKE DARLING FOR A WALK. 1060 00:54:00,271 --> 00:54:03,274 I'LL BE BACK AS SOON AS I CAN. 1061 00:54:03,274 --> 00:54:04,609 [DOOR CLOSES] 1062 00:54:04,609 --> 00:54:05,610 [GURGLING] 1063 00:54:10,047 --> 00:54:11,649 [GIGGLING] 1064 00:54:11,649 --> 00:54:12,883 [COUGHING] 1065 00:54:32,837 --> 00:54:33,971 DADDY! 1066 00:54:33,971 --> 00:54:35,105 HEE HEE! 1067 00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:36,240 AW! 1068 00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:38,609 HE CALLED ME DADDY. 1069 00:54:40,210 --> 00:54:41,546 [KISS] 1070 00:54:42,347 --> 00:54:43,748 COOTCHIE COOTCHIE COOTCHIE COO! 1071 00:54:43,748 --> 00:54:47,752 AND NOW DADDY IS GOING TO TAKE HIS WIDDLE MAN 1072 00:54:47,752 --> 00:54:50,054 FOR A WALK. COOTCHIE COOTCHIE COO. 1073 00:55:19,384 --> 00:55:20,818 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1074 00:55:22,387 --> 00:55:23,788 GOOD DAY, SIR. 1075 00:55:23,788 --> 00:55:26,791 I REPRESENT THE LITTLE GIANT VACUUM CLEANER COMPANY 1076 00:55:26,791 --> 00:55:28,258 OF WALLA WALLA, WASHINGTON. 1077 00:55:28,258 --> 00:55:29,660 NOTICE THIS MACHINE REMOVES COMPLETELY 1078 00:55:29,660 --> 00:55:31,662 ALL FOREIGN PARTICLES FROM THE ROOM. 1079 00:55:31,662 --> 00:55:34,098 YOU MAY NOT BE READY TO PURCHASE NOW, 1080 00:55:34,098 --> 00:55:36,066 BUT IF YOU EVER DO, 1081 00:55:36,066 --> 00:55:38,469 REMEMBER THE LITTLE GIANT VACUUM CLEANER. 1082 00:55:41,972 --> 00:55:43,441 [CRASH] 1083 00:55:44,875 --> 00:55:46,010 CANNIBALS. 1084 00:55:47,311 --> 00:55:48,846 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1085 00:55:49,647 --> 00:55:50,948 [CHARLESTON PLAYS] 1086 00:55:50,948 --> 00:55:54,652 I UNDERSTAND YOU NEED A BABYSITTER. 1087 00:55:56,153 --> 00:55:58,355 [SAWING] 1088 00:56:14,171 --> 00:56:15,973 [BANGING] 1089 00:56:16,774 --> 00:56:19,777 HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS! HO HO HO! 1090 00:56:19,777 --> 00:56:21,311 HO, DANCER, HO, PRANCER. 1091 00:56:21,311 --> 00:56:23,781 MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY! 1092 00:56:23,781 --> 00:56:24,582 HO HO HO! 1093 00:56:24,582 --> 00:56:26,183 A JOLLY YULETIDE. 1094 00:56:26,183 --> 00:56:28,185 HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1095 00:56:28,185 --> 00:56:29,787 MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE! 1096 00:56:29,787 --> 00:56:30,788 HO HO HO! 1097 00:56:30,788 --> 00:56:31,922 A MERRY-- 1098 00:56:31,922 --> 00:56:33,057 [BOOM] 1099 00:56:51,876 --> 00:56:53,544 [SCREECH] 1100 00:56:59,884 --> 00:57:02,887 WHAT A FUSS THEY MADE AT THE OFFICE. 1101 00:57:02,887 --> 00:57:07,091 I GOT TO GET THE MOUSE TO HIS REAL PARENTS. 1102 00:57:09,226 --> 00:57:10,828 [BABBLING] 1103 00:57:10,828 --> 00:57:12,196 CHEESE! 1104 00:57:12,997 --> 00:57:14,398 DON'T TOUCH THAT! 1105 00:57:14,398 --> 00:57:17,001 THOSE DARN CATS! STILL AT IT. 1106 00:57:17,001 --> 00:57:18,603 I'LL SHOW THEM. 1107 00:57:23,007 --> 00:57:24,141 BOY! [HICCUPS] 1108 00:57:24,141 --> 00:57:26,443 DID THAT MOUSE GROW! 1109 00:57:35,853 --> 00:57:38,455 WELL, NOTHING LIKE THIS EVER HAPPENED 1110 00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:41,058 ON MY SIDE OF THE FAMILY. 1111 00:57:46,030 --> 00:57:47,865 [SPLASH] 1112 00:57:47,865 --> 00:57:50,868 YOUR MIND IS SUCH A SIMPLE THING, 1113 00:57:50,868 --> 00:57:53,871 YOUR WISH I CAN FORETELL. 1114 00:57:53,871 --> 00:57:55,873 YOU'RE WISHING FOR A HUSBAND 1115 00:57:55,873 --> 00:57:58,776 AND THE RING OF A WEDDING BELL. 1116 00:57:58,776 --> 00:57:59,910 YES. 1117 00:58:13,223 --> 00:58:15,926 OH, IF IT ISN'T PRISSY. 1118 00:58:15,926 --> 00:58:17,061 YES. 1119 00:58:17,061 --> 00:58:20,464 OH, PRISSY, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE 1120 00:58:20,464 --> 00:58:22,466 NEVER TO HAVE HAD CHILDREN. 1121 00:58:22,466 --> 00:58:24,702 THEY'RE SUCH A TRIAL. 1122 00:58:25,936 --> 00:58:27,337 HEE HEE HEE! 1123 00:58:27,337 --> 00:58:29,339 THAT ALWAYS BURNS HER UP. 1124 00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:30,608 HEE HEE HEE! 1125 00:58:31,609 --> 00:58:34,211 YOU KNOW, JUNIOR SCRATCHED A LITTLE TODAY 1126 00:58:34,211 --> 00:58:35,613 FOR THE FIRST TIME. 1127 00:58:35,613 --> 00:58:37,481 WONDERFUL! 1128 00:58:37,481 --> 00:58:41,085 HE'LL BE CROWING NEXT THING YOU KNOW. 1129 00:58:41,085 --> 00:58:42,452 DON'T TOUCH MY CHILD! 1130 00:58:42,452 --> 00:58:45,055 WHAT, THE VERY IDEA! 1131 00:58:45,055 --> 00:58:46,456 THE NERVE OF HER! 1132 00:58:46,456 --> 00:58:48,859 WHY DOESN'T SHE HAVE HER OWN CHILDREN? 1133 00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:51,929 OH, MY DEAR, SHE'D NEVER LAND A MAN. 1134 00:58:51,929 --> 00:58:55,532 SHE'S TOO MUCH OF A D-R-I-P, 1135 00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:58,135 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 1136 00:58:59,436 --> 00:59:00,671 HEY, HAZEL. 1137 00:59:00,671 --> 00:59:03,641 LOOK WHO'S GOING TO LOOK FOR A HUSBAND. 1138 00:59:03,641 --> 00:59:04,975 NOT PRISSY? 1139 00:59:04,975 --> 00:59:06,376 OH, HA HA HA! 1140 00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:07,477 HA HA HA! 1141 00:59:07,477 --> 00:59:10,915 YEAH, OL' SQUARE BRITCHES HERSELF. 1142 00:59:10,915 --> 00:59:13,117 [HUMMING HERE COMES THE BRIDE] 1143 00:59:20,057 --> 00:59:23,260 THE POOR OLD THING COULDN'T CATCH A HUSBAND 1144 00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:25,462 WITH A BEAR TRAP. 1145 00:59:25,462 --> 00:59:26,597 [GIGGLING] 1146 00:59:26,597 --> 00:59:29,734 GIRLS, HERE SHE COMES. 1147 00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:31,969 HAPPY HUSBAND HUNTING, DEARIE. 1148 00:59:31,969 --> 00:59:36,173 DID YOU TAKE SOMETHING TO CLUNK HIM ON THE HEAD? 1149 00:59:36,173 --> 00:59:37,307 [GIGGLING] 1150 00:59:37,307 --> 00:59:39,543 YES. 1151 00:59:39,543 --> 00:59:41,746 [GIGGLING] 1152 00:59:43,347 --> 00:59:44,949 [SNORING AND MUTTERING] 1153 00:59:58,362 --> 00:59:59,964 AAH! 1154 00:59:59,964 --> 01:00:01,899 [GASPING] 1155 01:00:01,899 --> 01:00:04,902 NOW, WHO'S RESPON-- I SAY, WHO'S RESPONSIBLE 1156 01:00:04,902 --> 01:00:08,305 FOR THIS UNWARRANTED ATTACK ON MY PERSON? 1157 01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:11,608 AHA! 1158 01:00:15,512 --> 01:00:18,182 'COURSE, YOU KNOW THIS MEANS WAR. 1159 01:00:26,523 --> 01:00:28,525 AHH! 1160 01:00:28,525 --> 01:00:31,528 HUH? NOW, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE? 1161 01:00:31,528 --> 01:00:33,530 ALL RIGHT, SISTER, OUT WITH IT. 1162 01:00:33,530 --> 01:00:35,132 LET'S HAVE IT. 1163 01:00:37,467 --> 01:00:39,870 WHAT, I SAY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA 1164 01:00:39,870 --> 01:00:42,773 BASHING ME ON THE NOGGIN WITH A ROLLING PIN? 1165 01:00:42,773 --> 01:00:44,174 CLUNK ENOUGH PEOPLE 1166 01:00:44,174 --> 01:00:46,977 AND WE'LL HAVE A NATION OF LUMPHEADS. 1167 01:00:46,977 --> 01:00:48,012 [BAWLS] 1168 01:00:48,012 --> 01:00:51,215 NOW, HOLD ON. THAT WAS A JOKE, GIRL. 1169 01:00:51,215 --> 01:00:52,349 LUMP HEADS... 1170 01:00:52,349 --> 01:00:53,951 LUMPHEADS. 1171 01:00:53,951 --> 01:00:55,786 NOTHING TO CRY ABOUT. 1172 01:00:55,786 --> 01:00:58,522 LET'S HEAR YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY. 1173 01:00:58,522 --> 01:00:59,690 WELL-- 1174 01:00:59,690 --> 01:01:03,093 I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY. 1175 01:01:03,093 --> 01:01:05,295 YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND. 1176 01:01:05,295 --> 01:01:07,097 YES. 1177 01:01:07,097 --> 01:01:09,099 YOU'RE GOING ABOUT IT ALL WRONG. 1178 01:01:09,099 --> 01:01:13,303 YOU DON'T BAT THEM ON THE BEAN WITH A ROLLING PIN. 1179 01:01:13,303 --> 01:01:14,204 THAT'S LATER. 1180 01:01:14,204 --> 01:01:16,841 NOW, YOU TAKE THAT ROOSTER YONDER-- 1181 01:01:16,841 --> 01:01:19,576 HE'S A FINE BACHELOR ROOSTER. 1182 01:01:19,576 --> 01:01:20,711 BUT, UH-- 1183 01:01:20,711 --> 01:01:22,112 UH-UH! YOU'RE RIGHT! 1184 01:01:22,112 --> 01:01:24,715 HE DOES LOOK LIKE A DOG, 1185 01:01:24,715 --> 01:01:26,583 BUT HE'S A ROOSTER, ALL RIGHT. 1186 01:01:26,583 --> 01:01:28,986 HE JUST WEARS THAT DOG SUIT 1187 01:01:28,986 --> 01:01:32,189 TO KEEP LOVESICK HENS AWAY FROM HIM. 1188 01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:33,858 OH! 1189 01:01:33,858 --> 01:01:35,860 NOW, HERE'S HOW TO GET HIM. 1190 01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:37,261 EVERYBODY, I SAY, EVERYBODY KNOWS 1191 01:01:37,261 --> 01:01:40,865 THE WAY TO A MAN'S HEART IS THROUGH HIS STOMACH. 1192 01:01:40,865 --> 01:01:44,601 TAKE THIS FINE CASABA MELON OVER TO HIM. 1193 01:01:44,601 --> 01:01:46,003 SHOW HIM WHAT YOU GOT, 1194 01:01:46,003 --> 01:01:48,005 BUT DON'T LET HIM HAVE IT. 1195 01:01:48,005 --> 01:01:50,340 TEASE HIM A LITTLE. 1196 01:01:50,340 --> 01:01:51,742 MAKE HIM CHASE YOU. 1197 01:01:51,742 --> 01:01:54,144 IS ANY OF THIS FILTERING THROUGH 1198 01:01:54,144 --> 01:01:56,747 THAT LITTLE BLUE BONNET OF YOURS? 1199 01:01:56,747 --> 01:01:58,082 YES. 1200 01:02:00,084 --> 01:02:03,988 NICE BUT SHARP AS A SACK OF WET MICE. 1201 01:02:05,055 --> 01:02:06,156 PSST! 1202 01:02:07,157 --> 01:02:08,092 FOR ME? 1203 01:02:08,092 --> 01:02:09,894 [MIDDLE EASTERN MUSIC PLAYS] 1204 01:02:12,763 --> 01:02:15,365 THIS CLUCK'S OFF HER ONION. 1205 01:02:15,365 --> 01:02:16,967 ALL RIGHT, SALOME. 1206 01:02:16,967 --> 01:02:20,037 GIVE PAPA THE PRETTY MELON. 1207 01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:25,442 GIVE ME THAT CASABA, YOU PEABRAIN! 1208 01:02:25,442 --> 01:02:27,644 [GRRR] 1209 01:02:27,644 --> 01:02:28,779 OH! 1210 01:02:28,779 --> 01:02:31,615 HE'S CHASING ME. 1211 01:02:31,615 --> 01:02:33,117 [GRRR] 1212 01:02:33,984 --> 01:02:36,987 I'M WIDE, I SAY, I'M WIDE OPEN! 1213 01:02:36,987 --> 01:02:39,589 SHOOT ME A LATERAL. THAT'S IT. 1214 01:02:39,589 --> 01:02:42,192 THAT'S THE OLD PASSING IT, KIDDO. 1215 01:02:48,232 --> 01:02:49,800 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1216 01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:08,018 YOUR ROOSTER, GIRLIE. 1217 01:03:08,018 --> 01:03:10,620 I'VE HOOKED, I SAY, I'VE HOOKED HIM. 1218 01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:13,323 IT'S UP TO YOU TO LAND HIM. 1219 01:03:13,323 --> 01:03:14,558 SOONER OR LATER, 1220 01:03:14,558 --> 01:03:19,729 SHE'S BOUND TO TRY TO GET HIM OUT OF THAT DOG SUIT. 1221 01:03:19,729 --> 01:03:22,499 THEN WHOA, NELLIE! 1222 01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:25,035 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 1223 01:03:25,035 --> 01:03:27,037 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, 1224 01:03:27,037 --> 01:03:29,239 PULL THE SKIN OFF OF ME? 1225 01:03:29,239 --> 01:03:30,174 YES. 1226 01:03:30,174 --> 01:03:32,376 WELL, IT WON'T WORK, GIRLIE. 1227 01:03:32,376 --> 01:03:33,777 IT'S ON TOO TIGHT. 1228 01:03:33,777 --> 01:03:35,880 NOW, WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT? 1229 01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:37,214 WELL... 1230 01:03:37,214 --> 01:03:38,815 [WHISPERING] 1231 01:03:41,051 --> 01:03:44,054 LOOK, CHICK, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU. 1232 01:03:44,054 --> 01:03:46,056 WHAT YOU WANT'S A ROOSTER, 1233 01:03:46,056 --> 01:03:48,625 NOT A DOG, WHICH I AM. 1234 01:03:48,625 --> 01:03:50,027 YES! 1235 01:03:50,027 --> 01:03:53,363 WITH THAT PUSS, YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO GET A ROOSTER 1236 01:03:53,363 --> 01:03:54,932 IS TO TRAP ONE. 1237 01:03:54,932 --> 01:03:57,935 HERE'S HOW YOU GO ABOUT BUILDING A TRAP. 1238 01:03:57,935 --> 01:04:01,338 YOU GET YOURSELF A COUPLE OF 2 X 4s. 1239 01:04:01,338 --> 01:04:02,539 THEN YOU GET A STEPLADDER... 1240 01:04:08,078 --> 01:04:11,081 WHAT IN THE, I SAY, WHAT IN THE WORLD 1241 01:04:11,081 --> 01:04:13,683 IS THAT HEN UP TO NOW? 1242 01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:15,485 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING 1243 01:04:15,485 --> 01:04:17,087 WITH THAT BOWLING BALL, GIRLIE, 1244 01:04:17,087 --> 01:04:22,292 BUT I'M NOT ONE TO LET A LADY DO A MAN'S JOB. 1245 01:04:22,292 --> 01:04:23,227 [BALL ROLLS] 1246 01:04:23,227 --> 01:04:24,694 THERE YOU ARE, SISTER. 1247 01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:25,695 HAVE FUN. 1248 01:04:25,695 --> 01:04:28,365 NUTTY AS A FRUITCAKE. 1249 01:04:51,821 --> 01:04:53,590 [ENGINE STARTS] 1250 01:05:12,142 --> 01:05:13,743 GOING ON YOUR HONEYMOON? 1251 01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:14,878 YES. 1252 01:05:14,878 --> 01:05:16,013 YES! 1253 01:05:16,013 --> 01:05:17,614 I SAY, YES! 1254 01:05:20,150 --> 01:05:22,752 I WONDER WHAT THEM VARMINTS IS DOING 1255 01:05:22,752 --> 01:05:24,054 ROUND THAT OLD WELL? 1256 01:05:24,054 --> 01:05:26,790 I'LL SASHAY DOWN THERE AND FIND OUT. 1257 01:05:26,790 --> 01:05:28,625 MOVE ASIDE! 1258 01:05:28,625 --> 01:05:30,194 MAKE WAY FOR A PIRATE. 1259 01:05:30,194 --> 01:05:34,298 HEY, VARMINT, WHAT IN TARNATION'S GOING ON HERE? 1260 01:05:34,298 --> 01:05:37,301 FOR 500 SIMOLEONS, I'LL GIVE YOU A PENNY. 1261 01:05:37,301 --> 01:05:40,304 DROP IT IN THE WELL AND MAKE A WISH. 1262 01:05:40,304 --> 01:05:42,772 YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE. 1263 01:05:42,772 --> 01:05:44,174 FORK OVER THE CASH. 1264 01:05:44,174 --> 01:05:45,775 YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE LINE. 1265 01:05:45,775 --> 01:05:47,777 FORK OVER ONE OF THEM PENNIES, 1266 01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:50,780 OR I'LL CUT YOU OFF AT THE PASS. 1267 01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:53,183 YES, SIR. YOU TALKED ME INTO IT. 1268 01:05:53,183 --> 01:05:54,584 ALL RIGHT, YOU DUMB WELL. 1269 01:05:54,584 --> 01:05:57,787 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE A RICH RELATIVE 1270 01:05:57,787 --> 01:05:59,189 WHO'D KICKED THE BUCKET 1271 01:05:59,189 --> 01:06:02,192 AND LEFT ALL HIS MONEY TO ME, 1272 01:06:02,192 --> 01:06:04,161 SO LET'S HAVE IT! 1273 01:06:04,161 --> 01:06:07,164 A VERY RICH RELATIVE IN POOR HEALTH 1274 01:06:07,164 --> 01:06:11,435 DOTH WILL TO YOU HIS ENTIRE WEALTH. 1275 01:06:16,806 --> 01:06:19,576 BUT, SIRE, THERE IS NO MORE MONEY. 1276 01:06:19,576 --> 01:06:23,180 YOUR UNCLE THE KING HAS CUT OFF YOUR ALLOWANCE. 1277 01:06:23,180 --> 01:06:24,581 YOU KNOW THE PENALTY 1278 01:06:24,581 --> 01:06:27,384 FOR NOT HAVING THE BOOKS BALANCED. 1279 01:06:27,384 --> 01:06:28,818 OH, NO! 1280 01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:31,821 NOT THE NOSE IN THE BOOK PENALTY. 1281 01:06:31,821 --> 01:06:36,093 YEAH, THE NOSE IN THE BOOK. 1282 01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:38,962 WE GOT TO GET SOME MONEY! 1283 01:06:38,962 --> 01:06:40,897 [DOORBELL CHIMES] 1284 01:06:40,897 --> 01:06:43,500 OOH! WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1285 01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:44,301 GOOD EVENING. 1286 01:06:44,301 --> 01:06:46,303 MY COMPANY HAS SELECTED YOU, 1287 01:06:46,303 --> 01:06:47,771 UNDER NO OBLIGATION, 1288 01:06:47,771 --> 01:06:51,508 TO BE THE PROUD OWNER OF LEGAL TENDER AMOUNTING TO-- 1289 01:06:51,508 --> 01:06:52,909 WE DON'T WANT ANY! 1290 01:06:52,909 --> 01:06:54,711 £1 MILLION! 1291 01:06:54,711 --> 01:06:56,113 A MILLION POUNDS? 1292 01:06:56,113 --> 01:06:57,847 WELL... 1293 01:06:57,847 --> 01:06:59,249 [NICELY] COME RIGHT IN. 1294 01:06:59,249 --> 01:07:03,187 WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF SAM. 1295 01:07:04,321 --> 01:07:07,057 "TO MAKE CERTAIN THIS MONEY BE RECEIVED 1296 01:07:07,057 --> 01:07:09,326 "BY A WORTHY PERSON OF MILD TEMPERAMENT, 1297 01:07:09,326 --> 01:07:10,627 "THE BEARER OF THE DOCUMENT"-- 1298 01:07:10,627 --> 01:07:13,230 THAT'S ME--"HAS BEEN AUTHORIZED TO DEDUCT 1299 01:07:13,230 --> 01:07:16,233 "FROM THE TOTAL AMOUNT ANY SUM HE SEES FIT 1300 01:07:16,233 --> 01:07:18,568 WHENEVER THERE'S ANY DISPLAY OF TEMPER." 1301 01:07:18,568 --> 01:07:21,171 IN SHORT, WHENEVER YOU BLOW YOUR TOP, 1302 01:07:21,171 --> 01:07:23,373 YOU BLOW SOME DOUGH. GET IT? 1303 01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:24,308 PROCEED. 1304 01:07:24,308 --> 01:07:26,910 ALLOW ME TO BE YOUR MOST HUMBLE 1305 01:07:26,910 --> 01:07:28,512 AND MILD-TEMPERED HOST. 1306 01:07:28,512 --> 01:07:30,347 OH, UH, SAM! 1307 01:07:30,347 --> 01:07:31,948 PASS THE SALT, PLEASE! 1308 01:07:31,948 --> 01:07:33,083 SALT? 1309 01:07:33,083 --> 01:07:34,518 GET IT YOURSELF! 1310 01:07:34,518 --> 01:07:37,053 UH-OH. THAT'LL COST YOU ABOUT, UH... 1311 01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:38,188 SALT? 1312 01:07:38,188 --> 01:07:41,458 WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO? 1313 01:07:41,458 --> 01:07:43,059 HERE'S YOUR SALT, BUNNY. 1314 01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:45,562 I HOPE YOU LIKE IT. 1315 01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:46,696 [MUTTERING] 1316 01:07:46,696 --> 01:07:47,831 OH, UH... 1317 01:07:47,831 --> 01:07:49,966 THE PEPPER, PLEASE. 1318 01:07:49,966 --> 01:07:51,101 PEPPER! 1319 01:07:51,101 --> 01:07:52,236 OH, UH... 1320 01:07:52,236 --> 01:07:54,238 YEAH, HEE HEE. THE PEPPER. 1321 01:07:54,238 --> 01:07:55,839 COMING RIGHT UP. 1322 01:07:55,839 --> 01:07:57,174 [MUTTERING] 1323 01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:00,677 PUT A ROOM ACROSS-- 1324 01:08:00,677 --> 01:08:01,811 OH, SAM! 1325 01:08:01,811 --> 01:08:02,946 OH, NO. 1326 01:08:02,946 --> 01:08:04,548 HOW ABOUT THE OLIVES? 1327 01:08:04,548 --> 01:08:07,417 AAH... 1328 01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:12,922 THAT DIRTY PERA-ALTA BAK-A-FLAPPIN' 1329 01:08:12,922 --> 01:08:14,124 FILABUSTIN' GLOOM-A-BURTIN... 1330 01:08:14,124 --> 01:08:19,229 [SPUTTERING] 1331 01:08:19,229 --> 01:08:20,730 NOW, WHAT WAS THAT YOU WERE SAYING? 1332 01:08:20,730 --> 01:08:22,132 I LIKE YOU, RABBIT. 1333 01:08:22,132 --> 01:08:23,867 [KISS] 1334 01:08:23,867 --> 01:08:26,270 I HEARD YOU IN THERE. 1335 01:08:26,270 --> 01:08:27,871 IT'LL COST YOU £300. 1336 01:08:27,871 --> 01:08:30,974 £300! 1337 01:08:30,974 --> 01:08:32,108 400. 1338 01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:33,743 OOH! 1339 01:08:33,743 --> 01:08:35,412 [MUFFLED SCREAMING] 1340 01:08:37,614 --> 01:08:39,216 [SHOUTING] 1341 01:08:42,018 --> 01:08:43,420 EH, I'M NOT SLEEPY. 1342 01:08:43,420 --> 01:08:45,622 I'LL HANG AROUND A WHILE. 1343 01:08:45,622 --> 01:08:47,023 GOOD NIGHT, SAM. 1344 01:08:47,023 --> 01:08:48,925 NIGHTY-NIGHT, BUNNY. 1345 01:08:48,925 --> 01:08:50,527 [MUTTERING] 1346 01:08:56,032 --> 01:08:59,269 * I DREAM OF JEANNIE * 1347 01:08:59,269 --> 01:09:02,406 * SHE'S A LIGHT BROWN HARE * 1348 01:09:02,406 --> 01:09:05,141 * LA TE DE DA * 1349 01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:07,444 * DA DA DA DE TA TA DE ** 1350 01:09:07,444 --> 01:09:11,147 STOP THAT MUSIC, YOU CRAZY ROCKIN' VARMINT RABBIT! 1351 01:09:11,147 --> 01:09:14,651 WELL, THAT SHOULD BE WORTH £400. 1352 01:09:14,651 --> 01:09:15,785 HEE HEE! 1353 01:09:15,785 --> 01:09:17,187 I WAS ONLY KIDDING. 1354 01:09:17,187 --> 01:09:19,589 HOW ABOUT SINGING ME TO SLEEP 1355 01:09:19,589 --> 01:09:21,191 WITH THAT BRAHM'S LULLABY? 1356 01:09:21,191 --> 01:09:23,793 WHAT DO YOU SAY, FRANKIE BOY? 1357 01:09:23,793 --> 01:09:24,928 WELL, MAYBE. 1358 01:09:26,062 --> 01:09:27,464 [MARCHING BAND PLAYS] 1359 01:09:27,464 --> 01:09:28,998 * DA DA DA DUM * 1360 01:09:28,998 --> 01:09:32,001 * TA DA DA DA DA * 1361 01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:35,071 * TA DUM TA DA ** 1362 01:09:35,071 --> 01:09:37,040 DO YOU LIKE IT? 1363 01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:39,643 I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT. 1364 01:09:39,643 --> 01:09:41,245 [MUTTERING] 1365 01:09:46,216 --> 01:09:48,117 * LA DA DI DO DO DO * 1366 01:09:48,117 --> 01:09:50,320 * LA DO DI DI ** 1367 01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:52,522 GET OUT OF THERE! 1368 01:09:57,494 --> 01:10:00,096 HEY, YOU SPLATTER-SPATTIN' NASA-TRAPPERALL! 1369 01:10:00,096 --> 01:10:01,498 I HEARD YOU. 1370 01:10:01,498 --> 01:10:04,100 IT'S GOING TO COST YOU £400. 1371 01:10:04,100 --> 01:10:05,235 OH! 1372 01:10:05,235 --> 01:10:06,836 AND 35 SHILLINGS. 1373 01:10:06,836 --> 01:10:08,372 OOH! 1374 01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:13,243 HEY, DOC, WHAT'S THAT SONG YOU'RE PLAYING? 1375 01:10:13,243 --> 01:10:14,844 I LIKE IT. 1376 01:10:15,845 --> 01:10:16,980 DIRTY... 1377 01:10:16,980 --> 01:10:18,382 [MUTTERING] 1378 01:10:18,382 --> 01:10:19,983 IF THIS KEEPS UP, 1379 01:10:19,983 --> 01:10:22,652 I WON'T HAVE ANYTHING LEFT. 1380 01:10:22,652 --> 01:10:27,457 I'LL GET RID OF HIM. IT'LL LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT. 1381 01:10:33,597 --> 01:10:35,732 [SMIRKING] 1382 01:10:35,732 --> 01:10:37,133 OH, MR. BUNNY! 1383 01:10:37,133 --> 01:10:40,136 THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE DOOR FOR YOU. 1384 01:10:40,136 --> 01:10:42,539 TELL HIM TO COME BACK TOMORROW. 1385 01:10:42,539 --> 01:10:44,541 I'LL BE HERE ALL DAY. 1386 01:10:44,541 --> 01:10:46,142 WHAT? OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT! 1387 01:10:46,142 --> 01:10:48,144 YOU'RE COMING OUT RIGHT NOW! 1388 01:10:48,144 --> 01:10:50,747 OUT, OUT, OUT! 1389 01:10:50,747 --> 01:10:52,349 [SCREAMING] 1390 01:10:55,719 --> 01:10:57,354 [SPLASH] 1391 01:11:00,557 --> 01:11:02,792 O.K., SAM, IT'S ALL YOURS. 1392 01:11:02,792 --> 01:11:04,328 WHY, YOU-- 1393 01:11:04,328 --> 01:11:05,929 [SCREAMING] 1394 01:11:10,166 --> 01:11:11,501 [SPLASH] 1395 01:11:12,736 --> 01:11:14,070 WHEW! 1396 01:11:14,070 --> 01:11:18,007 THE ALPS HAVE GOT NOTHING ON THESE STAIRS FOR CLIMBING. 1397 01:11:24,213 --> 01:11:25,349 OOP! 1398 01:11:25,349 --> 01:11:26,950 [MUTTERING] 1399 01:11:40,330 --> 01:11:42,332 I GOT IT LICKED, RABBIT. 1400 01:11:42,332 --> 01:11:45,535 I DON'T GET MAD NO MORE. WATCH THIS. 1401 01:11:50,340 --> 01:11:51,675 SEE? 1402 01:11:51,675 --> 01:11:53,076 HA HA HA! 1403 01:11:53,076 --> 01:11:54,878 I CAN TAKE IT. 1404 01:11:58,114 --> 01:12:00,517 I HAVEN'T THE HEART TO TELL HIM 1405 01:12:00,517 --> 01:12:02,719 HE'S USED UP ALL THE MONEY. 1406 01:12:02,719 --> 01:12:06,189 OOH, I HATES WISHING WELLS. 1407 01:12:06,189 --> 01:12:07,991 SEE HERE, MY GOOD FELLOW, 1408 01:12:07,991 --> 01:12:11,194 YOU'RE CREATING A BOTTLENECK IN THE LINE. 1409 01:12:11,194 --> 01:12:12,996 OH, YEAH? SEAWEED SAM DON'T TAKE 1410 01:12:12,996 --> 01:12:16,199 THAT KIND OF TALK FROM NO FANCY PANTS! 1411 01:12:16,199 --> 01:12:18,101 YIKES! YOU'VE UNPANTED ME. 1412 01:12:18,101 --> 01:12:19,703 FEEL A DRAFT, VARMINT? 1413 01:12:19,703 --> 01:12:21,438 HA HA HA! 1414 01:12:21,438 --> 01:12:22,572 WRETCH. 1415 01:12:22,572 --> 01:12:24,508 HAVE YOU NO COUTH? 1416 01:12:25,308 --> 01:12:27,310 GREAT HORNY-TOADS. 1417 01:12:27,310 --> 01:12:29,312 IT FITS. 1418 01:12:29,312 --> 01:12:31,314 SO YOU'RE THE MAP-STEALING VARMINT 1419 01:12:31,314 --> 01:12:34,384 WHO DONE RUN OFF WITH MY TREASURE MAP. 1420 01:12:34,384 --> 01:12:37,787 WELL, YOU GOT THREE SECONDS TO COUGH IT UP 1421 01:12:37,787 --> 01:12:40,089 BEFORE I STUNT YOUR GROWTH. 1422 01:12:40,089 --> 01:12:44,293 TO HAVE MY WEAKNESS EXPOSED IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE. 1423 01:12:44,293 --> 01:12:47,096 WHAT IF I AM A COWARD? 1424 01:12:47,096 --> 01:12:49,098 AT LEAST I'M A LIVE COWARD. 1425 01:12:49,098 --> 01:12:50,467 TAKE THE MAP. 1426 01:12:50,467 --> 01:12:52,469 NOW TO FIND THE TREASURE. 1427 01:12:52,469 --> 01:12:53,870 LET'S SEE NOW... 1428 01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:56,072 "WALK 10 PACES NORTH, NORTHEAST. 1429 01:12:56,072 --> 01:12:58,675 1...2... 1430 01:12:58,675 --> 01:12:59,943 3... 1431 01:12:59,943 --> 01:13:02,378 4, 5, 6, 7... 1432 01:13:02,378 --> 01:13:04,448 8, 9... 1433 01:13:06,282 --> 01:13:07,617 10. 1434 01:13:11,621 --> 01:13:13,222 iARRIBA, ARRIBA, ARRIBA! 1435 01:13:13,222 --> 01:13:14,958 iARRIBA! iANDELE! 1436 01:13:14,958 --> 01:13:16,560 [WISHING WELL] OUCH! OUT, INFIDEL. 1437 01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:20,697 POLLUTE NOT MY WHOLESOME WELL. 1438 01:13:20,697 --> 01:13:22,699 iARRIBA, ARRIBA, ARRIBA! 1439 01:13:22,699 --> 01:13:24,634 iARRIBA! iANDELE! 1440 01:13:29,773 --> 01:13:31,475 [GRUNTING] 1441 01:13:34,444 --> 01:13:37,313 WELL, GET OUT OF MY WAY! 1442 01:13:37,313 --> 01:13:39,483 I'LL CATCH THAT RODENT VARMINT. 1443 01:13:39,483 --> 01:13:43,219 THE ONLY TWO THINGS A PIRATE WILL RUN FOR 1444 01:13:43,219 --> 01:13:44,754 IS MONEY AND PUBLIC OFFICE. 1445 01:13:44,754 --> 01:13:46,089 iARRIBA! iANDELE! 1446 01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:47,190 OOPS! 1447 01:13:47,190 --> 01:13:49,993 I GOT IT! I GOT IT! 1448 01:13:49,993 --> 01:13:51,595 I GOT IT! 1449 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:57,534 SLOW DOWN, YOU CANTANKEROUS CUSS! 1450 01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:04,007 LET GO OF MY MAP, YOU DUCK-BILLED PLATYPUS! 1451 01:14:04,874 --> 01:14:07,877 HEY, BOSS, WATCH OUT FOR THE VOLCANO! 1452 01:14:07,877 --> 01:14:10,480 HOT ROCKS! YOU'LL GET HOT FOOTS! 1453 01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:11,481 OW! OW! 1454 01:14:11,481 --> 01:14:12,482 OW! OW! 1455 01:14:12,482 --> 01:14:13,517 AAH! OOH! 1456 01:14:13,517 --> 01:14:14,651 YEOW! YEOW! 1457 01:14:14,651 --> 01:14:17,053 [BLOWING ON THEIR FEET] 1458 01:14:19,889 --> 01:14:23,092 NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DONE, YOU FLEA-BRAINED VARMINT! 1459 01:14:23,092 --> 01:14:24,494 YOU RUINED MY MAP! 1460 01:14:24,494 --> 01:14:26,095 MAP? 1461 01:14:26,095 --> 01:14:28,498 ONLY HE WHO HOLDS THE MAP 1462 01:14:28,498 --> 01:14:31,000 IS POSSESSOR OF THE WELL. 1463 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:34,838 THE ISLAND'S CHANGING BACK TO WHAT IT WAS! 1464 01:14:36,305 --> 01:14:40,510 MAYBE THAT STUPID WELL'S GOT ONE MORE WISH LEFT IN IT. 1465 01:14:40,510 --> 01:14:42,512 I SUSPECT NOT. 1466 01:14:42,512 --> 01:14:45,515 HOW ABOUT JUST ONE TEENSY-WEENSY WISH? 1467 01:14:45,515 --> 01:14:46,616 JUST ONE? 1468 01:14:46,616 --> 01:14:48,918 THERE ARE SOME WISHES IN THE WELL. 1469 01:14:48,918 --> 01:14:50,520 IN TRUTH, THEY NUMBER THREE. 1470 01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:54,524 USE THESE THREE WISHES WISELY, FRIENDS, 1471 01:14:54,524 --> 01:14:58,261 FOR THEY ARE THE LAST THERE WILL BE. 1472 01:14:58,261 --> 01:15:00,063 DID YOU HEAR THAT, FELLAS? 1473 01:15:00,063 --> 01:15:01,665 THE WELL HAS GRACIOUSLY CONSENTED 1474 01:15:01,665 --> 01:15:03,667 TO GIVE US THREE MORE WISHES. 1475 01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:05,368 ISN'T THAT SWELL? 1476 01:15:05,368 --> 01:15:06,603 iMARVELOUSOMENTE! 1477 01:15:06,603 --> 01:15:09,606 YOU COULD WISH FOR E.T. TO GET HOME. 1478 01:15:09,606 --> 01:15:11,608 THREE WISHES. THAT'S ONE APIECE. 1479 01:15:11,608 --> 01:15:13,610 SPEEDY CAN WISH THE FIRST ONE, 1480 01:15:13,610 --> 01:15:15,612 ME THE SECOND, SAM THE THIRD. 1481 01:15:15,612 --> 01:15:17,614 LISTEN. MY STOMACH SHE IS GRUMBLING. 1482 01:15:17,614 --> 01:15:20,416 I WISH I HAD A BIG FAT BURRITO. 1483 01:15:20,416 --> 01:15:25,221 I NEVER SAW A BURRITO THAT LOOKED SO GOOD LIKE THIS. 1484 01:15:25,221 --> 01:15:28,692 HOW CAN YOU MAKE A STUPID WISH LIKE THAT? 1485 01:15:28,692 --> 01:15:32,829 I WISH THAT BURRITO WOULD STICK ON YOUR DUMB NOSE. 1486 01:15:33,697 --> 01:15:36,165 FRIJOLE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1487 01:15:36,165 --> 01:15:37,567 TAKE HIM OFF QUICK! 1488 01:15:37,567 --> 01:15:39,669 I CAN'T BREATHE NOTHING BUT BURRITO! 1489 01:15:39,669 --> 01:15:42,471 WELL, SAM, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO. 1490 01:15:42,471 --> 01:15:46,676 USE THAT THIRD WISH TO GET THAT BURRITO OFF HIS NOSE. 1491 01:15:46,676 --> 01:15:49,278 IT'S THE ONLY HUMANE THING TO DO. 1492 01:15:49,278 --> 01:15:51,280 DON'T YOU THINK SO, SAM? 1493 01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:52,415 SAM? SAM! 1494 01:15:52,415 --> 01:15:53,983 TOO LATE, DUCK. 1495 01:15:53,983 --> 01:15:56,586 I ALREADY WISHED FOR A PIRATE SHIP. 1496 01:15:56,586 --> 01:15:59,422 AFTER I SINKS A CERTAIN PESKY RABBIT, 1497 01:15:59,422 --> 01:16:02,425 I'LL COME BACK AND PICK YOU UP! 1498 01:16:02,425 --> 01:16:06,129 OOH, YOU'RE DESPICABLE! 1499 01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:13,970 [WISHING WELL] AND NOW I SAY, WITHOUT THE JOKES... 1500 01:16:20,043 --> 01:16:23,046 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 1501 01:16:23,046 --> 01:16:26,049 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 1502 01:16:26,049 --> 01:16:29,252 CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1995 WARNER BROS. 95396

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