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( Music playing )
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♪ Now tell me how you love it,
you know you at the top ♪
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♪ When only heaven's
right above it, we on ♪
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♪ 'Cause we on ♪
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♪ Who else is really trying to
fuck with Hollywood Cole? ♪
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♪ I'm with
Marley G, bro ♪
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♪ Flying Hollygrove chicks
to my Hollywood shows ♪
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♪ And I wanna tell you something
that you probably should know ♪
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♪ This that "Slumdog
Millionaire" Bollywood flow ♪
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♪ And, uh ♪
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♪ My real friends
never hearing from me ♪
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♪ Fake friends write the wrong
answers on the mirror for me ♪
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♪ That's why I pick and choose,
I don't get shit confused ♪
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♪ Don't like my women single,
I like my chicks in twos ♪
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♪ And these days all the
girls is down to roll ♪
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♪ I hit the strip club and all
them bitches find the pole ♪
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♪ Plus, I been sippin', so this
shit is moving kinda slow ♪
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♪ Just tell my girl to tell her
friend that it's time to go. ♪
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( Men shouting )
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♪ We've waited for this day ♪
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( Chatter )
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♪ We shared some tears
of love now ♪
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♪ Like a desert in the rain ♪
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♪ When the sun of the day
went down... ♪
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( Pop )
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William Strasmore II...
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about the only thing you were
second at, you motherfucker.
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As if that wasn't
good enough for ya.
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After everything
we went through,
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everything that we slugged
our way through, our childhood
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and all that shit...
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I mean, what the hell
could have been so hard?
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I thought you were
a fighter, Billy.
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What the fuck were you thinking?
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I know it wasn't about me,
because if it was about me,
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you would have known that
I was always there for you,
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but instead, you fucking
quit on me, you fuckin' pussy!
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Selfish piece of shit!
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( Grunts )
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Everything always
had to be about you, right?
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I idolized you!
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And fuck you
for leaving me here.
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You should have taken me
with you, you fucking coward!
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( Rumbling )
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( rumbling continues )
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Oh, shit.
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( Cawing )
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- ( cawing echoes )
- ( gasps )
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( panting )
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♪ Whoo ♪
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♪ Tie me up,
don't tie me down ♪
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♪ Cut me up,
don't let me down ♪
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♪ Find, find a way ♪
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♪ Find a way to get out,
wit out, hit out ♪
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♪ You dig in, you dig out,
you get out ♪
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♪ Ghettomusick,
ghettomusick ♪
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♪ Find a way to get in,
to fit in the ghetto ♪
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♪ You get out, wit out a dime,
ghettomusick ♪
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♪ Ghettomusick ♪
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Jesus, who's directing this,
James Cameron?
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( laughs ) Hey, listen,
no matter what he says,
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just take a deep breath
before you respond, huh?
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You know me. I specialize
in making people feel good.
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You have been known
to ruffle a few feathers, too.
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( Song continues,
lyrics indistinct )
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Cut! Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
Cut. Cut.
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Baby, baby, baby.
Zion, I'm gonna need one more.
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We're gettin' to the Promised
Land that your name suggests.
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You're makin' me crazy.
Am I man, or am I machine?
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I already did it for you
like a hundred times, bro!
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OK, let's go for 101.
Like the Dalmatians.
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Fuck! I didn't
see you guys there
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lurking in the shadows.
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For big men we move
stealthily... like ninjas.
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Strike like ninjas, too.
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So, no more beef?
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Oh, the Parker Coca-Cola thing?
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That shit's Old Testament, man,
I've moved on. I'm a businessman.
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OK, bigger and better deals...
great to hear.
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Yeah. So what's
all this epicness?
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Just content for the channel.
We do more than surfing.
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Maybe I should go home,
put my Vans on,
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and do some big-time ollies.
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( laughing )
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Well, that would surely go
as viral as herpes.
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And that's the way
it's got to be.
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We've got to stay relevant
and keep reinventing ourselves.
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- Just like you, Spencer.
- Looks pricey. Is it?
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I don't carry a budget
around in my back pocket, Joe.
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OK, well, I'm gonna go pick up
Vernon and Reggie at the airport,
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and maybe you can stay and help
him produce this whole thing.
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Yeah, high school is retiring
Vernon Littelfield's number today.
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Oh! Well, congratulations.
Tell Vernon congratulations
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from all of us here at Sports X.
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- Have fun.
- All right, man.
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Talk to you later.
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Lance, buddy,
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I sense a little defensiveness.
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I don't like to let money get in
the way of creating art, Joe.
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Well, we don't let art get in
the way of creating money.
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( laughs ) Jesse!
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Can you take this guy to craft,
get him some sushi or something,
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load it up with salmonella,
so he knows what it's like
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to be disrupted while
he's trying to work.
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OK, got it.
Hey, dude.
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- Hey, Cheese.
- Is it usually like this?
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No, it's usually an iPhone
at the Berrics.
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I'll show you were
the espresso is.
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Yeah.
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All right, man.
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Y'all be good.
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- What up, Spence.
- Vern.
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Don't forget to read that
book about Lucky Luciano.
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Watch the doc too, the one
where he dies in the end.
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Will do, paisan.
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- Ciao.
- Be good, goodfellas.
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Spence, see how responsible
I've become?
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- We're jetting smarter.
- Yes, you are.
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Appreciate the effort, Vern,
but look, if that means
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you're gonna get implicated in
the next racketeering sting,
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I'd rather you guys
fly yourself.
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Ready for your big coronation?
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It's just the high school
retiring my jersey, Spence.
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- That's what I said.
- Shut up, Reggie.
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- It's an honor.
- Just sayin',
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every time we go back home,
everybody's got their hand out.
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Come on, Reg.
Don't be so jaded.
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I can't help it.
I'm from Compton.
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Got the right attitude now,
Vern.
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It's gonna be the first
of many honors.
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You keep playing
the way you're playing,
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Dallas is gonna put you
in the ring.
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Then you're gonna wear
a gold jacket.
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Hopefully, my bust
will be next to yours.
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Yeah, and congrats
on the HOF thing.
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Wow. Thank you, Reg.
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Good. Now can we stop
jerkin' each other off
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and get in and out of L.A. with
some money left in our pockets?
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( Chatter )
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Fuck, man, what happened to Tiffany?
I thought that was your girl.
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She is, you know
what I'm sayin'?
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Tiff's my girl girl, bro.
But she gets seasick.
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Don't say nothin'.
I don't want to spook Tasha.
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- She old work.
- I ain't sayin' shit.
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I know you got me.
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How long you been fuckin'
with Donna, anyway?
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I don't know, six months or so.
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That's cool.
She cool. Good vibes.
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- How do you know her again?
- On the scene.
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- That's cool.
- Yep.
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I feel like you're not
telling me something.
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- You feel that way?
- I do.
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I'm gonna tell you
how it is, bro, straight up.
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'Cause you my boy
and I got love for you.
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- You fucked my girl.
- Hell, no!
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- Oh, my God.
- I ain't fuck her, bro.
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She bad and all, but that ain't my kind
of ass. That's some white girl shit.
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Babe, think you could
take a picture of us?
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- No.
- That's so rude.
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So what the fuck you gotta
tell me straight up?
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- She got with my boy.
- What boy?
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If I tell you this shit, I need your
word you're not gonna say nothing.
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Straight up omertà.
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Omertà, yeah, OK.
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This isn't The Godfather.
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You got my word.
Just fuckin' tell me.
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Tiger.
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She fucked Tiger Woods?
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Fore! Hole-in-one, nigga.
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TTD: Man! You're having a go
for the Rams. This is sick!
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All right, Andrew,
let's be gentle with him.
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He gonna be more skittish
than a rescue dog.
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I should get a rescue dog.
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You should get a therapy dog.
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Black swan. I appreciate
you agreeing to come here
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and being discreet about it.
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And I appreciate you agreeing
to come work out for me.
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I'm so happy the mutual admiration
society is alive and well.
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Don't look nervous, man.
I got this, baby.
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- I know. I know.
- Who's Urkel?
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That's Andrew, my assistant.
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- This is TTD.
- Don't be disrespectful, T.
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- Good to meet you.
- Thank you.
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He's gonna be the timer.
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Look, I hope you understand,
you know,
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it just can't look like
I'm jamming you on nobody.
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- Yeah.
- Well, you sure aren't.
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That's what we're doing, right?
Talkin' like white people?
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Let's keep it real, man. You can wake
Rick up in the middle of a threesome
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and he gonna snatch balls
one-handed like O.B.J.
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Paws on the balls,
but I am ready to work out.
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- What we gonna do first, routes?
- Yeah, routes up first.
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- ( Whistle blows ) - ♪ Dance
with the dogs in the nighttime ♪
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♪ Trap nigga with the chickens
like Popeye's, Popeye's ♪
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- There we go.
- Come on, Rick.
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- ( Whistle blows ) - ♪ I'm just
tryna get it, I ain't tryna die ♪
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- ♪ Got a big ol' onion booty,
make the world cry ♪
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♪ In the kitchen, wrist-
twistin' like a stir-fry ♪
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- ( Whistle blows )
- ♪ Hold them bands down ♪
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- ♪ Hold them bands down ♪
- Here we go, here we go.
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I told him not to eat that
butter croissant this mornin'!
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Relax, TTD. Calm down.
He'll be all right.
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Charles:
Good, good.
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- TTD: Come on, Rick.
- Arggh!
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I'm feeling a little off.
It might be the meds.
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- Meds?
- It's nothin'. Just mood stuff.
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Happy pills.
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- Since when?
- Recent.
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I mean, I like 'em, I really do,
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I just ain't used
to playing with 'em.
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You know what?
Let's go hit the forty.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, let's do that.
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TTD: You got this, nigga. You
gon' be playin' for the Rams.
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- Whenever you're ready!
- Just pretend
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Amber caught you
fuckin' the nanny
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and her angry ass after you
with a machete.
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- Give me some room, man.
- All right, man.
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♪ Still be real and famous ♪
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♪ Dance with the dogs
in the nighttime ♪
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He's always been fast.
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( Whistle blows )
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Charles: Come on!
Dig! Dig! Dig! All the way!
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♪ In the kitchen wrist-
twistin' like it's stir-fry ♪
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♪ In the kitchen wrist-
twistin' like it's stir-fry ♪
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Seems like he may
have lost a step, huh?
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A step or two.
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TTD:
Let me see that watch, Urkel.
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God damn, man! We never gonna
get out of that house.
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I told him he shouldn't have
took time off to retire.
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Comebacks ain't easy.
I know.
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- Yeah. Thanks, Chuck.
- All right, now.
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TTD: Yo! I know you angry,
but don't leave me!
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( Chatter, phones ringing )
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Enid. Hey. Hi.
235
00:10:46,155 --> 00:10:47,755
I was just passing by,
I had to tell you,
236
00:10:47,794 --> 00:10:49,552
you look beautiful today.
237
00:10:49,633 --> 00:10:50,666
You really do. You know?
238
00:10:50,701 --> 00:10:52,690
I love what you've
done with your hair.
239
00:10:52,725 --> 00:10:55,149
And I love what
you've done with yours, Joe.
240
00:10:55,229 --> 00:10:57,724
( laughs )
Why you so happy today?
241
00:10:57,759 --> 00:10:59,680
Somebody steal your lighter?
242
00:11:00,385 --> 00:11:01,944
I work in accounting, Joe.
243
00:11:02,024 --> 00:11:04,983
Everyone who works in accounting
is fucking miserable.
244
00:11:05,062 --> 00:11:07,700
- Did you not get that memo?
- No, I didn't.
245
00:11:07,780 --> 00:11:10,179
I love accounting.
Gets my blood pumping.
246
00:11:10,259 --> 00:11:12,359
For real. I get a real rush
247
00:11:12,394 --> 00:11:14,490
when I'm crunching numbers,
movin' decimal points...
248
00:11:14,536 --> 00:11:17,055
- Fractions do it for me.
- Fractions are OK.
249
00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,573
- Now, what do you need, Joe?
- Oh, no. Nothing. Nothing.
250
00:11:19,653 --> 00:11:22,011
I was just down at
the shoot with Lance, and...
251
00:11:22,091 --> 00:11:23,730
Impressive. The scope of it.
252
00:11:23,810 --> 00:11:26,128
It reminded me of the first time
I saw Cats on Broadway.
253
00:11:26,208 --> 00:11:29,166
- You ever see Cats?
- I have. The original cast.
254
00:11:29,247 --> 00:11:31,125
I used to have the unitard.
255
00:11:31,205 --> 00:11:34,099
Ho ho! Betcha
you turned some heads.
256
00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:35,973
I like you.
257
00:11:36,610 --> 00:11:39,526
Good. I'm glad.
Because, uh...
258
00:11:39,839 --> 00:11:42,958
I gotta ask you,
how much did that video cost?
259
00:11:43,037 --> 00:11:44,869
- ( Sighs )
- Besides too much.
260
00:11:44,903 --> 00:11:46,720
I'm guessin' around 300K?
261
00:11:46,755 --> 00:11:50,152
I'm not allowed
to discuss this budget, Joe.
262
00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:52,505
Lance has sworn me to secrecy.
263
00:11:52,555 --> 00:11:55,429
Enid, oh, but it's me.
264
00:11:55,509 --> 00:11:57,667
It's your best friend, Joe.
265
00:11:57,747 --> 00:12:01,384
But if I were to turn around
to the printer
266
00:12:01,465 --> 00:12:04,963
and someone were to open
that top drawer,
267
00:12:04,999 --> 00:12:08,077
he might find a budget
he could take a peek at.
268
00:12:11,483 --> 00:12:12,845
My hero.
269
00:12:16,626 --> 00:12:19,245
Oh, you gotta be
fucking kidding me!
270
00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:22,571
Enid, this looks like
a fuckin' military contract.
271
00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:24,409
Is there bid-rigging
involved here?
272
00:12:24,489 --> 00:12:26,071
Are you taking bribes
under the table?
273
00:12:26,106 --> 00:12:27,981
Don't attack my integrity, Joe.
274
00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:31,698
A million dollars
on a fuckin' skateboard video?!
275
00:12:31,732 --> 00:12:32,345
Enid?
276
00:12:32,380 --> 00:12:34,152
I thought those things are
suppose to be street-level.
277
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:37,477
They usually are, but for some
reason, this one's different.
278
00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:41,031
He seems to have
some kind of bug up his ass,
279
00:12:41,066 --> 00:12:41,837
a giant one.
280
00:12:41,917 --> 00:12:43,794
I tried to ask about it,
281
00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:45,975
but he went
full 'roid rage on me.
282
00:12:46,011 --> 00:12:47,650
Do you know what
that boy told me?
283
00:12:47,686 --> 00:12:49,685
That I should start smoking pot.
284
00:12:49,721 --> 00:12:50,721
So I did.
285
00:12:51,713 --> 00:12:53,190
Wasn't expecting that.
286
00:12:53,311 --> 00:12:55,263
OK, all right. Enid...
287
00:12:55,719 --> 00:12:58,197
stop cutting checks
as of right now.
288
00:12:58,282 --> 00:12:59,721
No one cuts a check
289
00:13:00,065 --> 00:13:03,144
unless Spencer or myself
approves it. Understood?
290
00:13:03,693 --> 00:13:05,222
- Understood.
- Great.
291
00:13:05,302 --> 00:13:08,060
Great. Thanks.
Good talk, Enid. Bye.
292
00:13:09,585 --> 00:13:11,304
It's not the way
I remember high school,
293
00:13:11,338 --> 00:13:13,350
but I appreciate the vintage
throwback look. Right on, brutha.
294
00:13:13,384 --> 00:13:14,112
That's not style.
295
00:13:14,146 --> 00:13:16,369
That's some motherfucker too
broke to get his hair cut.
296
00:13:16,405 --> 00:13:18,165
Reg, you gonna
be positive today?
297
00:13:18,202 --> 00:13:19,988
'Cause if not, I'll leave
your ass in the car.
298
00:13:20,023 --> 00:13:21,191
That's with the windows up.
299
00:13:21,226 --> 00:13:23,616
How about you try and be the
"glass half full" kind of guy today?
300
00:13:23,650 --> 00:13:25,049
Yo, Spence, man,
look around, man.
301
00:13:25,128 --> 00:13:27,313
The only thing half full
in the 'hood is a 40-ouncer.
302
00:13:27,347 --> 00:13:30,347
They tryin' to reel us in.
Man, I know he up to something.
303
00:13:30,925 --> 00:13:32,723
The pride of Compton returns.
304
00:13:32,803 --> 00:13:34,722
Mr. Hags.
What's goin' on, man?
305
00:13:34,802 --> 00:13:36,282
I want you to meet Spencer.
306
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,760
This is my financial guru
and all-around great guy.
307
00:13:38,839 --> 00:13:40,359
Mr. Hagerty, real
pleasure to meet you.
308
00:13:40,398 --> 00:13:42,757
Nothing more important to me
than quality education.
309
00:13:42,837 --> 00:13:44,476
Then you in the wrong place.
310
00:13:44,555 --> 00:13:46,194
It's nice to see you, too,
Reginald.
311
00:13:46,274 --> 00:13:48,112
Believe it or not, I always knew
312
00:13:48,193 --> 00:13:49,632
both these boys
would make it out.
313
00:13:49,713 --> 00:13:51,591
What do you want,
Mr. Hags?
314
00:13:51,671 --> 00:13:54,301
You've never been this
nice to me before. I mean like...
315
00:13:54,339 --> 00:13:55,665
( laughs )
Come on, guys.
316
00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:58,740
Glass half full, Reggie.
Half full.
317
00:13:59,275 --> 00:14:01,035
Place hasn't changed too much,
huh, Mr. Hags?
318
00:14:01,399 --> 00:14:03,222
Sadly, it has... for the worse,
319
00:14:03,257 --> 00:14:05,307
which is what I wanted
to discuss with you.
320
00:14:05,343 --> 00:14:06,663
I knew it was somethin'.
321
00:14:07,704 --> 00:14:09,869
- ( Phone chiming )
- Sorry about that.
322
00:14:12,401 --> 00:14:13,816
- ( Chiming )
- My apologies.
323
00:14:14,672 --> 00:14:15,698
What's the problem, Joe?
324
00:14:15,734 --> 00:14:17,533
Hey, finally.
My God.
325
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,622
Um, are you alone right now?
326
00:14:19,674 --> 00:14:22,450
- What difference does that make?
- It's sensitive, OK?
327
00:14:22,516 --> 00:14:24,877
I'm with Vernon and his principal.
Hold on one second.
328
00:14:24,913 --> 00:14:27,236
- Excuse me.
- Is Vern in trouble?
329
00:14:27,331 --> 00:14:28,331
He is not. Are you?
330
00:14:28,395 --> 00:14:29,834
Let me start by saying
331
00:14:30,047 --> 00:14:31,887
how much I love and appreciate
our partnership.
332
00:14:31,941 --> 00:14:34,338
This doesn't sound good.
What'd you do, Joe?
333
00:14:34,393 --> 00:14:35,631
I didn't do anything.
334
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,121
Believe it or not,
I didn't do anything.
335
00:14:37,156 --> 00:14:40,154
But it turns out
that our guy Lance...
336
00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:41,862
Your guy Lance.
Your guy.
337
00:14:41,898 --> 00:14:43,737
Yeah, yeah. My guy Lance
338
00:14:44,035 --> 00:14:47,346
has been spending like a coked-up
sailor in a whorehouse on this video.
339
00:14:47,463 --> 00:14:49,391
- How bad is it?
- Over a million.
340
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,213
And apparently
this is something new.
341
00:14:51,315 --> 00:14:53,549
He's usually very
budget-conscious.
342
00:14:53,598 --> 00:14:56,437
So you think Mr. No Beef is trying
to tell us to go fuck ourselves?
343
00:14:56,565 --> 00:14:58,946
That thought
has crossed my mind, yeah.
344
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,990
There's only one guy who can
answer our questions. Where is he?
345
00:15:01,023 --> 00:15:04,747
Jesse said he's finishing up the
shoot somewhere in the desert.
346
00:15:04,781 --> 00:15:06,588
What is he,
David fuckin' Fincher now?
347
00:15:06,624 --> 00:15:07,744
I'll see you soon.
348
00:15:07,939 --> 00:15:10,738
( R&B music playing )
349
00:15:12,976 --> 00:15:13,976
Hey.
350
00:15:15,095 --> 00:15:16,370
Hey.
351
00:15:16,435 --> 00:15:18,165
Where you been all day?
352
00:15:18,682 --> 00:15:20,482
Uh, uh, runnin' errands.
353
00:15:20,703 --> 00:15:23,037
What kind of errands? Besides,
ain't that your job, TTD?
354
00:15:23,118 --> 00:15:23,758
Job?
355
00:15:23,794 --> 00:15:25,901
Not when somebody's special
birthday is comin' up.
356
00:15:25,962 --> 00:15:27,875
Oh, so you were
shopping for my birthday.
357
00:15:27,911 --> 00:15:29,390
That's three months away.
358
00:15:29,426 --> 00:15:31,187
So where'd you go, Equinox?
359
00:15:31,538 --> 00:15:32,237
Equinox?
360
00:15:32,272 --> 00:15:34,487
Why would I go to Equinox
for your birthday gift, baby?
361
00:15:34,521 --> 00:15:36,464
You don't need a gym membership.
Look at you. You're perfect.
362
00:15:36,499 --> 00:15:39,139
You been sweatin' your ass off, Ricky.
Don't lie to me. I can tell.
363
00:15:39,733 --> 00:15:41,886
- She's got good senses.
- The sweat thing is my fault.
364
00:15:41,921 --> 00:15:43,932
I had him stop for a hike
365
00:15:43,982 --> 00:15:46,039
because as you know,
I'm trying to lose weight.
366
00:15:46,074 --> 00:15:47,553
Yeah, well, it ain't
workin', TTD.
367
00:15:47,589 --> 00:15:48,473
And if you went on a hike,
368
00:15:48,509 --> 00:15:49,809
how come you ain't sweatin'?
369
00:15:50,347 --> 00:15:52,411
- I have glandular issues?
- That's a lie.
370
00:15:52,447 --> 00:15:53,928
Who are you, Robert Mueller?
371
00:15:53,964 --> 00:15:56,002
- Tell me the truth, TTD.
- Don't answer that.
372
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,804
You better answer me if you
want to stay in this house.
373
00:15:57,839 --> 00:15:58,966
Baby, don't threaten my friend.
374
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,251
Technically,
I'm both your friends.
375
00:16:01,541 --> 00:16:03,375
I'd like to keep it that way.
376
00:16:05,103 --> 00:16:06,797
Go ahead and tell her, snitch.
377
00:16:08,223 --> 00:16:09,583
Ricky worked out for the Rams.
378
00:16:09,897 --> 00:16:11,379
You went and tried out
for Charles?
379
00:16:11,451 --> 00:16:13,701
Yeah, but I-I was ashamed.
That's why I didn't say nothin'.
380
00:16:13,736 --> 00:16:16,526
You did more than not tell me.
You just straight-up lied.
381
00:16:16,634 --> 00:16:18,114
Babe, l-listen...
382
00:16:19,971 --> 00:16:21,495
You never gonna win that.
383
00:16:21,693 --> 00:16:23,067
Pussy's undefeated.
384
00:16:23,448 --> 00:16:25,327
It's undefeated.
385
00:16:32,363 --> 00:16:34,361
Look at the windmills,
look at the windmills...
386
00:16:34,517 --> 00:16:37,317
Again, again, again with
the windmills. Come on.
387
00:16:37,394 --> 00:16:38,985
You're stressed.
388
00:16:39,021 --> 00:16:40,579
- You think so?
- Yes.
389
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,715
Look, once we get Sports X
up and running,
390
00:16:42,796 --> 00:16:44,081
I want you to go away
and recharge.
391
00:16:44,116 --> 00:16:47,002
I want you to think about a
vacation in a beautiful locale.
392
00:16:47,061 --> 00:16:49,380
Well, OK, we're headed to one.
393
00:16:49,437 --> 00:16:51,721
Well, after we're done
meeting with Lance,
394
00:16:51,888 --> 00:16:53,487
I'm gonna leave you
so you get your R&R.
395
00:16:53,523 --> 00:16:55,205
OK, all right.
396
00:16:55,267 --> 00:16:58,065
You're not exactly the beacon of
mental health either, my friend.
397
00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,716
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Maybe I should drop you off
398
00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:02,170
at the Betty Ford Clinic
in Rancho Mirage. Huh?
399
00:17:02,259 --> 00:17:05,257
It's the original franchise.
Only the best for you.
400
00:17:05,293 --> 00:17:07,335
Well, it's a waste
of time for me, OK?
401
00:17:07,371 --> 00:17:09,370
Plus, I don't have
substance abuse issues.
402
00:17:09,406 --> 00:17:10,925
Oh ho! Really?
403
00:17:10,961 --> 00:17:12,839
Oh, wow.
No sex addiction?
404
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,736
That's not a valid addiction.
405
00:17:14,845 --> 00:17:16,963
That's opportunity and appetite.
406
00:17:17,107 --> 00:17:19,864
- Alcohol? Pain meds?
- No, no, no.
407
00:17:20,062 --> 00:17:23,019
I enjoy them. I don't need them.
There's a big difference.
408
00:17:23,055 --> 00:17:25,385
Delusional. Check.
What about depression?
409
00:17:25,421 --> 00:17:27,380
I'm not depressed. No.
410
00:17:28,076 --> 00:17:30,232
I am a little tortured,
but not depressed.
411
00:17:30,268 --> 00:17:34,752
OK. Finally, an admission,
some self-awareness.
412
00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:38,306
That, my friend, that is the first
step on the road to recovery.
413
00:17:38,342 --> 00:17:39,775
So does that mean
you're ready to talk now?
414
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,590
Or are you just gonna
keep avoiding it?
415
00:17:42,408 --> 00:17:44,337
There's a lot of shit
in my head, Joe.
416
00:17:44,373 --> 00:17:47,447
Well, that is not a healthy way to
exist. Take it from me, I know.
417
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:50,600
Well, suicide doesn't only
kill the person who commits it,
418
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:53,115
it also kills the ones
they left behind.
419
00:17:55,089 --> 00:17:56,234
OK.
420
00:17:56,384 --> 00:17:58,064
So your brother's death
is weighing on you.
421
00:17:58,099 --> 00:18:01,737
Right? You just need to do a
better job of compartmentalizing.
422
00:18:02,934 --> 00:18:04,766
You should do what I did
after my wife died.
423
00:18:04,802 --> 00:18:06,825
- Celebrate?
- ( laughs ) No, no.
424
00:18:06,861 --> 00:18:08,621
No, no, no, right after that.
425
00:18:08,657 --> 00:18:11,536
What I did was, I took a small,
426
00:18:11,572 --> 00:18:15,385
very, very, very beautiful
mental picture of her
427
00:18:15,421 --> 00:18:19,498
and I locked it away in the deep,
deep recesses of my brain.
428
00:18:21,951 --> 00:18:22,909
That sounds so fucked up.
429
00:18:22,945 --> 00:18:25,345
- Yeah, it sounds so fucked up.
- That's why you have issues.
430
00:18:25,482 --> 00:18:27,642
It sounded OK
when I was just thinking it,
431
00:18:27,678 --> 00:18:29,758
but when I said it out loud,
it didn't sound as good.
432
00:18:29,855 --> 00:18:32,061
How about this? Why don't we
just go take care of business,
433
00:18:32,096 --> 00:18:34,295
and then after that,
we'll go take care of us.
434
00:18:34,331 --> 00:18:36,659
Me and you, two for one,
Betty Ford.
435
00:18:36,770 --> 00:18:38,354
Oh, my God.
Couples Betty Ford?
436
00:18:38,390 --> 00:18:39,948
- Yes.
- Let's do it.
437
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,533
( Coughing )
438
00:18:49,214 --> 00:18:50,192
Excuse me.
439
00:18:50,228 --> 00:18:52,035
Should we get you
some water, Mr. Hagerty?
440
00:18:52,071 --> 00:18:55,221
No, no, it's OK. Just the
asbestos, that's all.
441
00:18:55,257 --> 00:18:57,695
Asbestos, my ass. It's from all
the Kools he used to smoke.
442
00:18:57,731 --> 00:19:01,436
Besides, if the asbestos
doesn't get me and these kids,
443
00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:04,434
the lead poisoning will.
444
00:19:04,470 --> 00:19:06,509
You being serious,
Mr. Hagerty?
445
00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:07,864
Unfortunately, I am.
446
00:19:08,257 --> 00:19:11,255
Lead builds character.
I mean, look at us.
447
00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:14,089
Hey, ol' Reg, there's our old
homeroom. Let's take a look.
448
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:15,563
( Scoffs )
449
00:19:20,849 --> 00:19:22,616
Reggie: Straight to the
back like the old days.
450
00:19:22,651 --> 00:19:26,168
Just like you boys left it.
Nothin's changed.
451
00:19:26,278 --> 00:19:27,837
Only much, much worse.
452
00:19:29,643 --> 00:19:31,563
Damn budget committee!
Are you all right, Vernon?
453
00:19:31,642 --> 00:19:33,924
Yeah, just give me a hand up.
454
00:19:34,081 --> 00:19:36,924
Good, 'cause we don't have
proper liability coverage.
455
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,588
OK, Mr. Hags, you win.
456
00:19:39,223 --> 00:19:41,846
We'll do the right thing
and make a donation.
457
00:19:41,882 --> 00:19:43,209
I'm thinkin', like...
458
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000
5K?
459
00:19:45,243 --> 00:19:47,911
( Bell rings )
460
00:19:47,947 --> 00:19:48,846
Great day.
461
00:19:48,882 --> 00:19:51,578
Thanks for bringing me, babe.
That was sweet of you.
462
00:19:51,669 --> 00:19:54,768
Yeah. Kisan,
he's hilarious, right?
463
00:19:54,804 --> 00:19:55,869
He's stupid-funny.
464
00:19:55,905 --> 00:19:58,444
A lot of fun.
He's crazy, too.
465
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,057
His whole crew is.
466
00:20:00,093 --> 00:20:01,666
They always are.
467
00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:03,104
Always, yeah.
468
00:20:04,444 --> 00:20:06,291
You know a lot of his boys?
469
00:20:06,327 --> 00:20:08,329
- A few.
- How many is a few?
470
00:20:08,505 --> 00:20:10,890
Is this some type
of trick fuckin' question?
471
00:20:11,281 --> 00:20:13,035
No, you said "always crazy,"
not "crazy."
472
00:20:13,071 --> 00:20:14,440
Like you have
some kind of history.
473
00:20:14,476 --> 00:20:16,779
Uh, no, you said
his crew is crazy, idiot.
474
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:17,815
I just agreed.
475
00:20:18,338 --> 00:20:19,817
What are you trying to get at?
476
00:20:19,868 --> 00:20:21,274
Nothing.
477
00:20:22,636 --> 00:20:24,561
I'm just gonna sit out here
and watch the Golf Channel.
478
00:20:24,596 --> 00:20:25,835
Check the leader board.
479
00:20:26,949 --> 00:20:28,758
See how Tiger's doing.
480
00:20:30,184 --> 00:20:31,667
If you think I'm gonna let you
come at me
481
00:20:31,702 --> 00:20:33,337
with all this passive-aggressive
bitch-like shit
482
00:20:33,372 --> 00:20:35,213
and get way with it,
you got the wrong girl.
483
00:20:35,445 --> 00:20:37,404
Fine. He told me
that you had a thing with Tiger.
484
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,559
- Who told you? Cheating Kisan?
- What... When he...
485
00:20:39,595 --> 00:20:40,955
Don't start stuttering
and muttering now.
486
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,349
Yeah, Kisan, he told me.
487
00:20:42,385 --> 00:20:43,905
But he said
not to say anything, so...
488
00:20:44,687 --> 00:20:45,328
Well.
489
00:20:45,364 --> 00:20:46,748
We know how that worked out.
490
00:20:46,784 --> 00:20:48,183
I couldn't help myself.
491
00:20:48,231 --> 00:20:49,683
What's that fool doing
talking about my business
492
00:20:49,718 --> 00:20:50,872
when he's rolling around
with some skank
493
00:20:50,907 --> 00:20:52,855
- behind Tiffany's back, anyway?
- Was it true?
494
00:20:52,891 --> 00:20:54,715
You're asking me
if I hooked up with Tiger?
495
00:20:54,777 --> 00:20:56,591
- Yeah, I am.
- Duh.
496
00:20:57,392 --> 00:20:58,962
I was waitressing
at Waffle House.
497
00:20:58,998 --> 00:21:00,014
"Duh."
498
00:21:00,675 --> 00:21:03,388
That's how you answer whether or
not you fucked somebody? "Duh"?
499
00:21:03,424 --> 00:21:06,110
- What is that?
- I'm gonna go home.
500
00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:08,705
Donna, wait. Come on,
I love you.
501
00:21:08,905 --> 00:21:10,539
That's what I'm trying to say.
502
00:21:11,951 --> 00:21:12,877
I'm sorry.
503
00:21:12,913 --> 00:21:14,467
You're really telling me
you love me for the first time
504
00:21:14,502 --> 00:21:16,462
after we just talked about
me fuckin' Tiger Woods.
505
00:21:16,755 --> 00:21:19,273
- I am.
- You're a sick fuck, you know that?
506
00:21:20,287 --> 00:21:21,885
And I love you too.
507
00:21:25,811 --> 00:21:28,929
Listen, we don't have to
tell Kisan, though. Right?
508
00:21:28,965 --> 00:21:30,844
Like I'm gonna say
anything to Kisan.
509
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,799
Come on, you know
I'm cooler than that.
510
00:21:36,122 --> 00:21:38,242
( Dance music playing )
511
00:21:44,024 --> 00:21:45,024
Hi.
512
00:21:45,336 --> 00:21:46,336
Nombres?
513
00:21:46,610 --> 00:21:47,970
( laughs )
Nombres.
514
00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:50,324
Spencer Strasmore
and Joe Krutel.
515
00:21:51,281 --> 00:21:53,885
Sorry, whose list?
'Cause you're not on Lance's.
516
00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:56,239
Not on Lance's list?
Can I see this?
517
00:22:00,345 --> 00:22:01,903
What the fuck, dude?
518
00:22:04,361 --> 00:22:06,120
Hagerty:
I stand before you all
519
00:22:06,317 --> 00:22:07,730
to introduce a young man who sat
520
00:22:07,766 --> 00:22:09,405
in the very same seats as you...
521
00:22:10,127 --> 00:22:11,961
Kind of.
You broke the damn thing.
522
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,614
...walked the same halls,
523
00:22:14,629 --> 00:22:16,360
studied the same classes,
524
00:22:16,396 --> 00:22:20,754
and of course,
played on the same field.
525
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:24,461
With the help and guidance
of his friend,
526
00:22:24,637 --> 00:22:29,307
General Carver's astute
Reggie Morris.
527
00:22:29,828 --> 00:22:32,698
Astute? Man's smooth,
I'll give him that.
528
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:34,477
You are, Reg.
529
00:22:34,513 --> 00:22:36,832
Maybe I could stand to be
a bit more philanthropic.
530
00:22:37,063 --> 00:22:39,641
After all, I mean,
five grand ain't shit.
531
00:22:40,770 --> 00:22:44,513
I think that, uh,
we can up it a tiny bit.
532
00:22:44,549 --> 00:22:45,549
You sure?
533
00:22:46,847 --> 00:22:48,983
It is with great pleasure
534
00:22:49,923 --> 00:22:52,761
that we retire the number 90
535
00:22:53,395 --> 00:22:56,486
and rename our field...
536
00:22:57,621 --> 00:22:59,181
The LittelField!
537
00:22:59,217 --> 00:23:01,136
( Cheers, applause )
538
00:23:04,924 --> 00:23:08,002
( marching band plays )
539
00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:32,640
( music continues )
540
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,519
Hagerty:
All right.
541
00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:40,430
I don't want to stop the music,
but... uh...
542
00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:44,515
You know... I'm a man of action,
not words,
543
00:23:44,745 --> 00:23:47,255
so I just want to thank y'all
from the bottom of my heart
544
00:23:47,291 --> 00:23:48,291
and say...
545
00:23:50,288 --> 00:23:52,964
I'm donating a million dollars
to the school, y'all!
546
00:23:53,068 --> 00:23:53,914
Wow!
547
00:23:54,019 --> 00:23:56,795
( Crowd cheering )
548
00:23:56,831 --> 00:24:00,150
What the fuck are you doin', man?!
Are you fuckin' high?
549
00:24:01,236 --> 00:24:03,834
Hey, band, how about y'all
play me something I know?
550
00:24:03,891 --> 00:24:05,370
Please. Come on, y'all.
551
00:24:09,611 --> 00:24:12,729
( Band playing
"Nothin' but a G Thang" )
552
00:24:27,143 --> 00:24:28,902
( bong water bubbling )
553
00:24:28,938 --> 00:24:31,495
If you want, I can talk to him,
I sort of speak his language.
554
00:24:31,531 --> 00:24:33,980
Yeah? What's that, douche?
555
00:24:34,016 --> 00:24:35,016
Hey, bro.
556
00:24:35,501 --> 00:24:36,238
Where's Lance?
557
00:24:36,274 --> 00:24:38,525
No clue, dude, but take a
chill pill, would you?
558
00:24:38,668 --> 00:24:40,546
No, I'm not gonna take
any pills, all right?
559
00:24:40,582 --> 00:24:42,433
Neither should you.
You shouldn't do any of that shit.
560
00:24:42,468 --> 00:24:44,480
Drugs are bad.
Just say no.
561
00:24:44,516 --> 00:24:45,350
Never chill.
562
00:24:45,386 --> 00:24:46,521
Never chill.
Never chill.
563
00:24:46,557 --> 00:24:48,274
Hey, listen, I know
you're upset, but...
564
00:24:48,310 --> 00:24:51,122
there's no need to ruin
everybody else's night, you know?
565
00:24:51,158 --> 00:24:53,796
A... A... And not all drugs are bad.
566
00:24:53,832 --> 00:24:55,551
I mean, ask Steve Jobs.
567
00:24:55,587 --> 00:24:56,707
He's dead.
568
00:24:56,743 --> 00:24:58,701
Not from taking LSD.
569
00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:00,738
As a matter of fact,
he's on record as saying
570
00:25:00,774 --> 00:25:02,572
it helped with his creativity.
571
00:25:02,980 --> 00:25:03,944
Joe, cut the shit, all right?
572
00:25:03,978 --> 00:25:05,938
Our ass is on the line,
your ass is on the line,
573
00:25:05,974 --> 00:25:07,262
with this fucking company
we purchased.
574
00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:10,934
I'm aware of that, I just like
to deflect in moments of crisis.
575
00:25:10,970 --> 00:25:12,363
Lance:
Whoa! Fellas!
576
00:25:13,435 --> 00:25:15,223
I'm so happy you could make it.
577
00:25:15,259 --> 00:25:17,791
Yeah, well, your warm welcome
is a little surprising
578
00:25:17,827 --> 00:25:19,602
considering we weren't
even on the list.
579
00:25:19,638 --> 00:25:21,812
That's an oversight,
I can assure you.
580
00:25:21,848 --> 00:25:23,473
- Administrative error.
- Spencer: Ah.
581
00:25:23,509 --> 00:25:26,150
- Great party.
- If you can't share it
582
00:25:26,186 --> 00:25:29,064
with the ones that helped you make
it, who can you share it with?
583
00:25:29,382 --> 00:25:32,899
Who's paying for all the gratitude
that you're spreading around here?
584
00:25:32,935 --> 00:25:34,295
Again with the money.
585
00:25:34,331 --> 00:25:36,119
Yeah, again with the money.
586
00:25:36,155 --> 00:25:38,134
It's our money, and we want
to know where it's going.
587
00:25:38,169 --> 00:25:40,808
A million bucks for a skate video
seems a little fuckin' excessive.
588
00:25:40,843 --> 00:25:42,202
And liberating.
589
00:25:42,261 --> 00:25:42,993
You know.
590
00:25:43,029 --> 00:25:45,448
And I can't wait to get
back out there to it again.
591
00:25:45,484 --> 00:25:47,080
You're gonna love it when
it's finished, mate.
592
00:25:47,115 --> 00:25:48,816
You missed his point
totally, Lance.
593
00:25:48,852 --> 00:25:49,852
( Clears throat )
594
00:25:50,151 --> 00:25:53,222
This whole thing feels a little
bit like a big "fuck you" to us.
595
00:25:53,258 --> 00:25:54,988
Joe:
No, no, come on, no!
596
00:25:55,024 --> 00:25:56,707
- I can't believe that.
- I'm pretty sure it does.
597
00:25:56,742 --> 00:25:57,741
Lance, tell him.
598
00:25:57,777 --> 00:26:00,386
It's all a matter of perception.
599
00:26:01,084 --> 00:26:02,649
I've been working
on this video for months,
600
00:26:02,684 --> 00:26:05,007
and when I get a chance
to spend more of your money,
601
00:26:05,043 --> 00:26:07,059
I'll gleefully take it.
602
00:26:07,215 --> 00:26:09,094
Hence the added scope.
603
00:26:09,170 --> 00:26:12,395
Yeah, yeah. Hence the added
scope... after-party.
604
00:26:12,431 --> 00:26:14,789
Exactly! We're finally
on the same page.
605
00:26:14,825 --> 00:26:16,868
Feels a little bit
like insubordination.
606
00:26:16,904 --> 00:26:18,224
- Wouldn't you say?
- Yeah, Lance,
607
00:26:18,271 --> 00:26:20,029
you gotta get yourself
in check, man.
608
00:26:21,347 --> 00:26:23,004
You come to my house
609
00:26:23,222 --> 00:26:25,260
and you let him
embarrass me like this.
610
00:26:25,608 --> 00:26:27,553
Gentlemen, you need to
keep yourselves in check.
611
00:26:27,589 --> 00:26:30,113
I'll remind you,
I'm not an employee.
612
00:26:30,149 --> 00:26:32,964
I built this company.
I work for me.
613
00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:34,253
I answer to me.
614
00:26:34,427 --> 00:26:36,146
We get that.
We understand.
615
00:26:36,182 --> 00:26:38,285
But this thing has to run
more efficiently, you know?
616
00:26:38,321 --> 00:26:39,392
Like a big family.
617
00:26:39,501 --> 00:26:42,219
Like a giant dysfunctional
fuckin' family.
618
00:26:42,255 --> 00:26:44,823
Yeah. We pumped a lot of our own money
into this company, Lance.
619
00:26:44,859 --> 00:26:45,721
Into you!
620
00:26:45,757 --> 00:26:46,706
Well, then, uh...
621
00:26:46,742 --> 00:26:48,207
I guess you're fucked,
622
00:26:48,618 --> 00:26:50,296
because you bought the company,
623
00:26:50,459 --> 00:26:52,338
but you didn't buy me.
624
00:26:52,374 --> 00:26:54,853
I'm drawing a line
in the sand, mate, yeah?
625
00:26:55,182 --> 00:26:56,661
'Cause let me tell ya.
626
00:26:56,697 --> 00:26:58,226
I ain't changing.
627
00:26:58,262 --> 00:27:00,260
I'm gonna do
whatever the hell I want,
628
00:27:00,365 --> 00:27:02,106
whenever the hell I want,
629
00:27:02,337 --> 00:27:05,456
with whoever I want,
whenever I want.
630
00:27:05,492 --> 00:27:06,972
Do you feel me?
631
00:27:09,921 --> 00:27:11,200
I feel you.
632
00:27:16,195 --> 00:27:17,274
Do you feel me?
633
00:27:17,310 --> 00:27:20,002
Yeah. Ow.
I do feel you, yeah. Ow.
634
00:27:20,038 --> 00:27:22,192
OK, good.
I want you to feel this too.
635
00:27:22,228 --> 00:27:23,967
You're fired, mate.
636
00:27:25,922 --> 00:27:27,328
Ah, fuck.
637
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,429
♪ Tell the barber stop fuckin'
with my hairline ♪
638
00:27:29,464 --> 00:27:31,475
♪ Got mine fitted to the side
when I wear mine ♪
639
00:27:31,511 --> 00:27:33,561
♪ Why these boys keep reachin' for my
plate knowin' I don't wanna share mine? ♪
640
00:27:33,596 --> 00:27:35,397
♪ Why these squares keep lyin'
when they swear blind? ♪
641
00:27:35,432 --> 00:27:37,106
♪ Why they talking like
I never made bare grime? ♪
642
00:27:37,141 --> 00:27:40,607
♪ Two fools like
I never had a spare 9 ♪
643
00:27:40,643 --> 00:27:43,443
♪ Don't don't need a co-sign from the
mayor cos I got a pretty penny ♪
644
00:27:43,479 --> 00:27:44,920
♪ I ain't beggin'
in my spare time ♪
645
00:27:45,018 --> 00:27:47,121
♪ Why these bitches wanna hit
me with the bare whine? ♪
646
00:27:47,156 --> 00:27:49,193
♪ These bitches ain't even
worth the airtime ♪
647
00:27:49,229 --> 00:27:51,229
♪ Why these singers always
gotta use Melodyne? ♪
648
00:27:51,265 --> 00:27:53,515
♪ Why these rappers
ain't got prepared lines? ♪
649
00:27:53,551 --> 00:27:55,241
♪ Why you gotta keep gassin' up
their dead rhymes? ♪
650
00:27:55,276 --> 00:27:58,427
♪ Why I gotta be a hater
when I tell the truth? ♪
651
00:27:58,463 --> 00:28:00,762
♪ If you're really spittin' fire
where's the bloody proof? ♪
652
00:28:00,797 --> 00:28:02,959
♪ If you ain't got the juice
What's the bloody use? ♪
653
00:28:02,995 --> 00:28:04,593
♪ Cos I'm used to the true
spitters on the roof ♪
654
00:28:04,628 --> 00:28:06,335
♪ East side of the river
that's the bloody roots ♪
655
00:28:06,370 --> 00:28:08,044
♪ Had to put in work
like a pair of muddy boots ♪
656
00:28:08,079 --> 00:28:09,405
♪ Too big for my boots
that's the truth ♪
657
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,663
♪ No excuse for
you new recruits ♪
658
00:28:10,698 --> 00:28:12,365
♪ Bunch of dilutes,
and a few flukes ♪
659
00:28:12,401 --> 00:28:14,325
♪ I've been out of the loop,
pepper MCs with a few nukes ♪
660
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,118
♪ Bunch of fashion MCs think
they're too cute ♪
661
00:28:16,153 --> 00:28:18,069
♪ Bunch of rubbish MCs
stick 'em in a chute ♪
662
00:28:18,105 --> 00:28:20,071
♪ Chuck 'em out of a helicopter
with no parachute ♪
663
00:28:20,106 --> 00:28:22,772
♪ I'm a true brute
It ain't up for dispute ♪
664
00:28:25,593 --> 00:28:28,559
( Echoes ) ♪ Up for dispute,
up for dispute... ♪
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