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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:45,520 William Strasmore II. 2 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,440 About the only thing you were second at, you motherfucker. 3 00:01:49,761 --> 00:01:51,723 As if that wasn't good enough for ya. 4 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:53,480 After everything we went through, 5 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,485 everything that we slugged our way through, our childhood 6 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:57,920 and all that shit... 7 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,160 I mean, what the hell could have been so hard? 8 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,960 I thought you were a fighter, Billy. 9 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:03,959 What the fuck were you thinking? 10 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,690 I know it wasn't about me, because if it was about me, 11 00:02:06,725 --> 00:02:08,445 you would have known that I was always there for you, 12 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:10,760 but instead, you fucking quit on me, you fuckin' pussy! 13 00:02:11,439 --> 00:02:12,952 Selfish piece of shit! 14 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:20,638 Everything always had to be about you, right? 15 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:22,720 I idolized you! 16 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,564 And fuck you for leaving me here. 17 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,907 You should have taken me with you, you fucking coward! 18 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:38,840 Oh, shit. 19 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,000 Jesus, who's directing this, James Cameron? 20 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:24,600 Hey, listen, no matter what he says, 21 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:27,720 just take a deep breath before you respond, huh? 22 00:03:27,903 --> 00:03:30,663 You know me. I specialize in making people feel good. 23 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:34,120 You have been known to ruffle a few feathers, too. 24 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,160 Cut! Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. Cut. Cut. 25 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:50,240 Baby, baby, baby. Zion, I'm gonna need one more. 26 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,800 We're gettin' to the Promised Land that your name suggests. 27 00:03:53,038 --> 00:03:56,238 You're makin' me crazy. Am I man, or am I machine? 28 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,480 I already did it for you like a hundred times, bro! 29 00:03:58,561 --> 00:04:00,378 OK, let's go for 101. 30 00:04:00,460 --> 00:04:02,363 Like the Dalmatians. 31 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,415 Fuck! I didn't see you guys there 32 00:04:05,529 --> 00:04:06,696 lurking in the shadows. 33 00:04:06,759 --> 00:04:07,337 Yeah! 34 00:04:07,373 --> 00:04:09,893 For big men we move stealthily... like ninjas. 35 00:04:10,014 --> 00:04:12,001 Strike like ninjas, too. 36 00:04:12,673 --> 00:04:15,914 - So, no more beef? - Oh, the Parker Coca-Cola thing? 37 00:04:15,950 --> 00:04:17,439 No, that shit's Old Testament, man, 38 00:04:17,475 --> 00:04:18,465 I've moved on... moved on. 39 00:04:18,501 --> 00:04:19,324 I'm a businessman. 40 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,290 Good, ok, bigger and better deals... 41 00:04:21,356 --> 00:04:22,313 great to hear. 42 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:24,440 Yeah. So what's all this epicness? 43 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:27,400 Just content for the channel. We do more than surfing. 44 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:29,103 Maybe I should go home, put my Vans on, 45 00:04:29,139 --> 00:04:31,539 and do some uh... big-time ollies. 46 00:04:32,868 --> 00:04:35,900 Well, that would surely go as viral as herpes. 47 00:04:35,936 --> 00:04:37,135 And that's the way it's got to be. 48 00:04:37,170 --> 00:04:40,004 We've got to stay relevant and keep reinventing ourselves. 49 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:43,021 - Just like you, Spencer. - Looks pricey. Is it? 50 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:46,126 I don't carry a budget around in my back pocket, Joe. 51 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,391 OK, well, I'm gonna go pick up Vernon and Reggie at the airport, 52 00:04:49,427 --> 00:04:52,327 and maybe you can stay and help him produce this whole thing. 53 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:55,842 Yeah, high school is retiring Vernon Littelfield's number today. 54 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:56,777 Oh! 55 00:04:56,813 --> 00:04:59,474 Well, congratulations. Tell Vernon congratulations 56 00:04:59,510 --> 00:05:01,443 from all of us here at Sports X. 57 00:05:03,179 --> 00:05:05,431 - Have fun. - All right, man. Talk to you later. 58 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:11,920 Lance, buddy, 59 00:05:11,969 --> 00:05:14,274 I sense a little defensiveness. 60 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:18,800 I don't like to let money get in the way of creating art, Joe. 61 00:05:18,836 --> 00:05:21,568 Well, we don't let art get in the way of creating money. 62 00:05:21,630 --> 00:05:22,654 Jesse! 63 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:23,884 Je... Jesse! 64 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:26,287 Can you take this guy to craft, get him some sushi or something, 65 00:05:26,322 --> 00:05:28,763 load it up with salmonella, so he knows what it's like 66 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,135 to be disrupted while he's trying to work. 67 00:05:30,170 --> 00:05:31,844 OK, got it. Hey, dude. 68 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:34,044 - Hey, Cheese. - Is it usually like this? 69 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,610 No, it's usually an iPhone at the Berrics. 70 00:05:36,714 --> 00:05:38,429 I'll show you were the espresso is. 71 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:39,790 Yeah. 72 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,080 All right, man. 73 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:46,080 Y'all be good. 74 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,480 - What up, Spence. - Vern. 75 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:52,720 Don't forget to read that book about Lucky Luciano. 76 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:55,360 Watch the doc too, the one where he dies in the end. 77 00:05:55,767 --> 00:05:57,200 Will do, paisan. 78 00:05:57,238 --> 00:05:58,919 - Ciao. - Be good, goodfellas. 79 00:05:59,189 --> 00:06:01,598 Spence, see how responsible I've become? 80 00:06:01,634 --> 00:06:03,410 - We're jetting smarter. - Yes, you are. 81 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:04,768 Appreciate the effort, Vern, but look, 82 00:06:04,803 --> 00:06:06,965 you're gonna get implicated in the next racketeering sting, 83 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 I'd rather you guys fly yourself. 84 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,603 Ready for your big coronation? 85 00:06:10,639 --> 00:06:12,565 It's just the high school retiring my jersey, Spence. 86 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:14,404 - That's what I said. - Shut up, Reggie. 87 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:15,342 It's an honor. 88 00:06:15,378 --> 00:06:16,916 Just sayin'... every time we go back home, 89 00:06:16,951 --> 00:06:18,524 everybody's got their hand out. 90 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,484 Come on, Reg. Don't be so jaded. 91 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:22,408 I can't help it. I'm from Compton. 92 00:06:22,444 --> 00:06:24,124 Got the right attitude now, Vern. 93 00:06:24,285 --> 00:06:25,918 It's gonna be the first of many honors. 94 00:06:25,954 --> 00:06:27,201 You keep playing the way you're playing, 95 00:06:27,236 --> 00:06:28,676 Dallas is gonna put you in the ring. 96 00:06:29,044 --> 00:06:30,484 Then you're gonna wear a gold jacket. 97 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:32,960 Hopefully, my bust will be next to yours. 98 00:06:33,174 --> 00:06:35,054 Yeah, and congrats on the HOF thing. 99 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:36,527 Wow. Thank you, Reg. 100 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,563 Good. Now can we stop jerkin' each other off 101 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:41,239 and get in and out of L.A. with some money left in our pockets? 102 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,405 Fuck, man, what happened to Tiffany? I thought that was your girl. 103 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,840 She is, you know what I'm sayin'? 104 00:06:51,876 --> 00:06:55,156 Tiff's my girlgirl, bro. But she gets seasick, and... 105 00:06:55,447 --> 00:06:57,299 Don't say nothin'. Like... I don't want to spook Tasha. 106 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:58,470 She old work. You know? 107 00:06:58,626 --> 00:06:59,763 I ain't sayin' shit. 108 00:06:59,799 --> 00:07:01,399 Now, you got me. 109 00:07:01,823 --> 00:07:03,943 How long you been fuckin' with Donna, anyway? 110 00:07:04,165 --> 00:07:06,275 I don't know, six months or so. 111 00:07:06,566 --> 00:07:09,326 That's cool. She cool. Good vibes. 112 00:07:09,524 --> 00:07:12,564 - How do you know her again? - On the scene. 113 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,649 - That's cool. - Yep. 114 00:07:16,132 --> 00:07:18,216 I feel like you're not telling me something. 115 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,930 - You feel that way? - I do. 116 00:07:21,351 --> 00:07:23,191 I'm gonna tell you how it is, bro, straight up. 117 00:07:23,227 --> 00:07:25,164 'Cause you my boy and I got love for you. 118 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:26,964 - You fucked my girl. - Hell, no! 119 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,360 - Oh, my God. - I ain't fuck her, bro. 120 00:07:29,396 --> 00:07:31,472 Uh... she bad and all, but that ain't my kind of ass. 121 00:07:31,507 --> 00:07:32,724 That's some white girl shit. 122 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:34,805 Hey Babe, do you think you could take a picture of us? 123 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:35,840 No. 124 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:37,965 That's so rude. 125 00:07:38,001 --> 00:07:39,841 So what the fuck you gotta tell me straight up? 126 00:07:40,466 --> 00:07:42,804 - She got with my boy. - What boy? 127 00:07:43,137 --> 00:07:46,137 If I tell you this shit, I need your word you're not gonna say nothing. 128 00:07:46,173 --> 00:07:48,688 - Straight up omertà. - Omertà, yeah, OK. 129 00:07:48,724 --> 00:07:49,844 This isn't The Godfather. 130 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:52,173 You got my word. Just fuckin' tell me. 131 00:07:53,016 --> 00:07:54,016 Tiger. 132 00:07:54,806 --> 00:07:56,399 She fucked Tiger Woods? 133 00:07:56,501 --> 00:07:59,701 Fore! Hole-in-one, nigga. 134 00:08:02,251 --> 00:08:05,391 Man! You're having a go for the Rams. This is sick! 135 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,005 All right, Andrew, let's be gentle with him. 136 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,861 He gonna be more skittish than a rescue dog. 137 00:08:08,897 --> 00:08:11,665 - I should get a rescue dog. - You should get a therapy dog. 138 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:13,660 - Black swan. - Subway. 139 00:08:13,696 --> 00:08:15,644 I appreciate you agreeing to come here 140 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:16,744 and being discreet about it. 141 00:08:16,779 --> 00:08:19,126 And I appreciate you agreeing to come work out for me. 142 00:08:19,258 --> 00:08:22,282 I'm so happy the mutual admiration society is alive and well. 143 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:24,579 Don't look nervous, man. I got this, baby. 144 00:08:24,615 --> 00:08:26,579 - I know. I know. - Who's Urkel? 145 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:29,204 That's Andrew, my assistant. 146 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,324 - This is TTD. - Don't be disrespectful, T. 147 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:32,526 - Good to meet you. - Thank you. 148 00:08:32,561 --> 00:08:33,916 He's gonna be the timer. Alright... look, 149 00:08:33,951 --> 00:08:35,270 I hope you understand, you know, 150 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:36,204 It's... 151 00:08:36,255 --> 00:08:38,284 it just can't look like I'm jamming you on nobody. 152 00:08:38,314 --> 00:08:38,966 You understand what I mean? 153 00:08:39,001 --> 00:08:40,536 - Yeah. - Well, you sure aren't. 154 00:08:40,572 --> 00:08:42,556 That's what we're doing, right? Talkin' like white people? 155 00:08:42,591 --> 00:08:45,182 Let's keep it real, man. You can wake Rick up in the middle of a threesome 156 00:08:45,217 --> 00:08:48,087 and he gonna snatch balls one-handed like O.B.J. 157 00:08:48,123 --> 00:08:49,750 Paws on the balls, but... 158 00:08:50,532 --> 00:08:51,532 I am ready to work out. 159 00:08:51,568 --> 00:08:54,040 - So, what we gonna do first, routes? - Yeah, routes up first. 160 00:08:54,111 --> 00:08:55,111 Let's go. 161 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:00,320 There we go. 162 00:09:00,753 --> 00:09:02,377 Come on, Rick. 163 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:16,160 I told him not to eat that butter croissant this mornin'! 164 00:09:16,196 --> 00:09:17,196 Relax, TTD. 165 00:09:18,181 --> 00:09:19,484 Calm down. He'll be all right. 166 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,040 Good, good. 167 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:24,720 - Come on, Rick. - Arggh! 168 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:26,806 I'm feeling a little off. 169 00:09:26,860 --> 00:09:27,918 It might be the meds. 170 00:09:27,954 --> 00:09:30,353 - Meds? - It's nothin'. Just mood stuff. 171 00:09:30,467 --> 00:09:32,067 Happy pills. 172 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:33,520 - Since when? - Recent. 173 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:37,440 I mean, I like 'em, I really do, I just ain't used to playing with 'em. 174 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,240 You know what? Let's go hit the forty. 175 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,240 - Yeah. - Yeah, let's do that. 176 00:09:41,321 --> 00:09:43,365 You got this, nigga. You gon' be playin' for the Rams. 177 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:44,267 Whenever you're ready! 178 00:09:44,303 --> 00:09:46,119 Just pretend Amber caught you fuckin' the nanny 179 00:09:46,154 --> 00:09:47,805 and her angry ass after you with a machete. 180 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,760 - Give me some room, man. - All right, man. 181 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,600 He's always been fast. 182 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,800 Come on! Dig! Dig! Dig! All the way! 183 00:10:09,754 --> 00:10:11,298 Seems like he may have lost a step? 184 00:10:11,334 --> 00:10:12,509 A step or two. 185 00:10:13,093 --> 00:10:14,413 Let me see that watch, Urkel. 186 00:10:17,777 --> 00:10:20,417 Goddamn, man! We never gonna get out of that house. 187 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:22,720 I told him he shouldn't have took time off to retire. 188 00:10:22,775 --> 00:10:23,985 Comebacks ain't easy. 189 00:10:24,515 --> 00:10:25,335 I know. 190 00:10:25,371 --> 00:10:28,211 - Yeah. Thanks, Chuck. - All right, now. 191 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:32,720 Yo! I know you angry, but don't leave me! 192 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:45,920 Enid. Hey. Hi. 193 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,680 I was just passing by, I had to tell you, 194 00:10:47,716 --> 00:10:49,212 you look beautiful today. 195 00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:50,849 You really do. You know? 196 00:10:50,885 --> 00:10:52,405 I love what you've done with your hair. 197 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:55,040 And I love what you've done with yours, Joe. 198 00:10:55,168 --> 00:10:57,608 Why you so happy today? 199 00:10:57,676 --> 00:10:59,540 Somebody steal your lighter? 200 00:11:00,413 --> 00:11:01,973 I work in accounting, Joe. 201 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:04,880 Everyone who works in accounting is fucking miserable. 202 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,600 - Did you not get that memo? - No, I didn't. 203 00:11:07,636 --> 00:11:10,156 I love accounting. Gets my blood pumping. 204 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,084 For real. I get a real rush when 205 00:11:12,159 --> 00:11:14,743 I'm crunching numbers, movin' decimal points... 206 00:11:14,837 --> 00:11:17,040 - Fractions do it for me. - Fractions are OK. 207 00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:19,480 - Now, what do you need, Joe? - Oh, no. Nothing. Nothing. 208 00:11:19,516 --> 00:11:21,319 I was just down at the school with Lance. 209 00:11:21,355 --> 00:11:21,920 And... 210 00:11:21,956 --> 00:11:23,726 Impressive. The scope of it. 211 00:11:23,762 --> 00:11:26,195 It reminded me of the first time I saw Cats on Broadway. 212 00:11:26,231 --> 00:11:29,016 - You ever see Cats? - I have. The original cast. 213 00:11:29,284 --> 00:11:30,863 I used to have the unitard. 214 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:33,576 Ho ho! Betcha you turned some heads. 215 00:11:34,359 --> 00:11:35,433 I like you. 216 00:11:35,469 --> 00:11:36,332 Ow... 217 00:11:36,465 --> 00:11:39,305 Good. I'm glad. Because, uh... 218 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:42,840 I gotta ask you, how much did that video cost? 219 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,920 Besides too much. 220 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,560 I'm guessin' around 300K? 221 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:49,898 I'm not allowed to discuss this budget, Joe. 222 00:11:50,058 --> 00:11:52,222 Lance has sworn me to secrecy. 223 00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:55,218 Enid, oh, but it's me. 224 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:57,560 It's your best friend, Joe. 225 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:01,301 But if I were to turn around to the printer 226 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:04,966 and someone were to open that top drawer, 227 00:12:05,002 --> 00:12:07,770 he might find a budget he could take a peek at. 228 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:12,800 My hero. 229 00:12:16,424 --> 00:12:19,185 Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me! 230 00:12:19,927 --> 00:12:22,564 Enid, this looks like a fuckin' military contract. 231 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,388 Is there bid-rigging involved here? 232 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:25,885 Are you taking bribes under the table? 233 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:28,044 Don't attack my integrity, Joe. 234 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,600 A million dollars on a fuckin' skateboard video?! 235 00:12:31,644 --> 00:12:32,359 Enid! 236 00:12:32,395 --> 00:12:34,106 I thought those things are suppose to be street-level. 237 00:12:34,141 --> 00:12:37,668 They usually are, but for some reason, this one's different. 238 00:12:38,372 --> 00:12:40,808 He seems to have some kind of bug up his ass, some... 239 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:41,844 giant one. 240 00:12:41,957 --> 00:12:43,558 I tried to ask about it, 241 00:12:43,594 --> 00:12:45,785 but he went full 'roid rage on me. 242 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:47,400 Do you know what that boy told me? 243 00:12:47,436 --> 00:12:49,276 That I should start smoking pot. 244 00:12:49,690 --> 00:12:50,690 So I did. 245 00:12:51,621 --> 00:12:53,004 Wasn't expecting that. 246 00:12:53,241 --> 00:12:55,252 OK, all right. Enid... 247 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:58,294 stop cutting checks as of right now. 248 00:12:58,330 --> 00:12:59,810 No one cuts a check 249 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,960 unless Spencer or myself approves it. Understood? 250 00:13:03,286 --> 00:13:05,213 - Understood. - Great. 251 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:06,941 Great. Thanks. Good talk, Enid. 252 00:13:07,018 --> 00:13:08,042 Bye. 253 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:10,770 It's not the way I remember high school, 254 00:13:10,805 --> 00:13:13,281 but I appreciate the vintage throwback look. Right on, brutha. 255 00:13:13,317 --> 00:13:14,118 That's not style. 256 00:13:14,154 --> 00:13:16,258 That's some motherfucker too broke to get his hair cut. 257 00:13:16,293 --> 00:13:17,964 Reg, you gonna be positive today? 258 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,725 'Cause if not, I'll leave your ass in the car. 259 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:20,945 With the windows up. 260 00:13:20,981 --> 00:13:23,045 How about you try and be the "glass half full" kind of guy today? 261 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:24,604 Yo, Spence, man, look around, man. 262 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,989 The only thing half full in the 'hood is a 40-ouncer. 263 00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:29,747 They tryin' to reel us in. Man, I know he up to something. 264 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,724 The pride of Compton returns. 265 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,794 Mr. Hags. What's goin' on, man? 266 00:13:35,216 --> 00:13:36,364 I want you to meet Spencer. 267 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,640 This is my financial guru and all-around great guy. 268 00:13:38,676 --> 00:13:40,404 Mr. Hagerty, real pleasure to meet you. 269 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,644 Nothing more important to me than quality education. 270 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,320 Then you in the wrong place. 271 00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:46,232 It's nice to see you, too, Reginald. 272 00:13:46,268 --> 00:13:48,084 Believe it or not, I always knew 273 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,480 both these boys would make it out. 274 00:13:49,516 --> 00:13:51,396 What do you want, Mr. Hags? 275 00:13:51,469 --> 00:13:53,833 You've never been this nice to me before. 276 00:13:54,127 --> 00:13:55,520 Come on, guys. 277 00:13:56,413 --> 00:13:58,720 Glass half full, Reggie. Half full. 278 00:13:59,268 --> 00:14:01,268 Place hasn't changed too much, huh, Mr. Hags? 279 00:14:01,304 --> 00:14:03,120 Sadly, it has... for the worse, 280 00:14:03,156 --> 00:14:05,236 which is what I wanted to discuss with you. 281 00:14:05,342 --> 00:14:06,702 I knew it was somethin'. 282 00:14:08,697 --> 00:14:10,170 Sorry about that. 283 00:14:12,596 --> 00:14:14,070 My apologies. 284 00:14:14,565 --> 00:14:17,485 - What's the problem, Joe? - Hey, finally. My God. 285 00:14:17,652 --> 00:14:19,692 Um, are you alone right now? 286 00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:22,497 - What difference does that make? - It's sensitive, OK? 287 00:14:22,533 --> 00:14:24,774 I'm with Vernon and his principal. Hold on one second. 288 00:14:24,810 --> 00:14:27,164 - Excuse me. - Is Vern in trouble? 289 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,924 - He is not. Are you? - Let me start by saying 290 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,844 how much I love and appreciate our partnership. 291 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:34,393 This doesn't sound good. What'd you do, Joe? 292 00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:35,598 I didn't do anything. 293 00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:36,965 Believe it or not, I didn't do anything. 294 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,285 But it turns out that... 295 00:14:38,808 --> 00:14:40,054 that our guy Lance... 296 00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:41,631 Your guy Lance. Your guy. 297 00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:43,882 Yeah, yeah. My guy Lance 298 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:47,426 has been spending like a coked-up sailor in a whorehouse on this video. 299 00:14:47,527 --> 00:14:49,422 - How bad is it? - Over a million. 300 00:14:49,508 --> 00:14:51,299 And apparently this is something new. 301 00:14:51,335 --> 00:14:53,608 He's usually very budget-conscious. 302 00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:56,600 So you think Mr. No Beef is trying to tell us to go fuck ourselves? 303 00:14:56,636 --> 00:14:58,449 That thought has crossed my mind, yeah. 304 00:14:58,485 --> 00:14:58,918 Alright. 305 00:14:58,954 --> 00:15:00,922 Well... There's only one guy who can answer our questions. Where is he? 306 00:15:00,957 --> 00:15:03,824 Jesse said he's finishing up the shoot somewhere in the desert. 307 00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:06,156 Jesus Christ. What is he, David fuckin' Fincher now? 308 00:15:06,192 --> 00:15:07,694 ALright, I'll see you soon. 309 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:13,920 Hey. 310 00:15:14,844 --> 00:15:16,098 Hey. 311 00:15:16,462 --> 00:15:18,058 Where you been all day? 312 00:15:18,688 --> 00:15:20,667 Uh, uh, runnin' errands. 313 00:15:20,752 --> 00:15:23,080 What kind of errands? Besides, ain't that your job, TTD? 314 00:15:23,116 --> 00:15:23,694 Job? 315 00:15:23,730 --> 00:15:25,915 Not when somebody's special birthday is comin' up. 316 00:15:25,951 --> 00:15:27,684 Oh, so you were shopping for my birthday. 317 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:29,244 That's three months away. 318 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:30,819 So where'd you go, Equinox? 319 00:15:31,288 --> 00:15:31,952 Equinox? 320 00:15:31,988 --> 00:15:34,238 Why would I go to Equinox for your birthday gift, baby? 321 00:15:34,274 --> 00:15:36,445 You don't need a gym membership. Look at you. You're perfect. 322 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,021 You been sweatin' your ass off, Ricky. Don't lie to me. 323 00:15:38,056 --> 00:15:39,056 I can tell. 324 00:15:39,663 --> 00:15:41,669 - She's got good senses. - The sweat thing is my fault. 325 00:15:41,704 --> 00:15:43,648 I had him stop for a hike 326 00:15:43,848 --> 00:15:45,913 because as you know, I'm trying to lose weight. 327 00:15:45,949 --> 00:15:48,059 Yeah, well, it ain't workin', TTD. And if you went on a hike, 328 00:15:48,094 --> 00:15:49,660 how come you ain't sweatin'? 329 00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:52,146 - I have glandular issues? - That's a lie. 330 00:15:52,190 --> 00:15:53,558 Who are you, Robert Mueller? 331 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,964 - Tell me the truth, TTD. - Don't answer that. 332 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,787 You better answer me if you want to stay in this house. 333 00:15:57,822 --> 00:16:01,302 - Baby, don't threaten my friend. - Technically, I'm both your friends. 334 00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:03,144 I'd like to keep it that way. 335 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,770 Go ahead and tell her, snitch. 336 00:16:08,063 --> 00:16:09,423 Ricky worked out for the Rams. 337 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,280 You went and tried out for Charles? 338 00:16:11,316 --> 00:16:13,890 Yeah, but I-I was ashamed. That's why I didn't say nothin', Baby. 339 00:16:13,926 --> 00:16:16,444 Oh... you did more than not tell me. You just straight-up lied. 340 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:18,040 Babe, li... listen... 341 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,413 You never gonna win that. 342 00:16:21,503 --> 00:16:23,063 Pussy's undefeated. 343 00:16:23,301 --> 00:16:25,221 It's undefeated. 344 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,120 Look at the windmills, look at the windmills... 345 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:37,207 Again, again, again with the windmills. Come on. 346 00:16:37,418 --> 00:16:38,676 You're stressed. 347 00:16:38,712 --> 00:16:40,152 - Oh... you think so? - Yes. 348 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,440 Look, once we get Sports X up and running, 349 00:16:42,529 --> 00:16:43,933 I want you to go away and recharge. 350 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,840 I want you to think about a vacation in a beautiful locale. 351 00:16:46,876 --> 00:16:49,410 Well... OK, we're headed to one. 352 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,703 Well, after we're done meeting with Lance, 353 00:16:51,739 --> 00:16:53,285 I'm gonna leave you so you get your R&R. 354 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:55,140 O... O... OK, all right. Well... 355 00:16:55,176 --> 00:16:58,040 You're not exactly the beacon of mental health either, my friend. 356 00:16:58,090 --> 00:16:59,723 - What's that supposed to mean? - Maybe I should drop you off 357 00:16:59,758 --> 00:17:01,980 at the Betty Ford Clinic in Rancho Mirage. Huh? 358 00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:05,204 Yeah. It's the original franchise. Only the best for you. 359 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,238 Well, it's a waste of time for me, OK? 360 00:17:07,274 --> 00:17:09,034 Plus, I don't have substance abuse issues. 361 00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:10,884 Oh, ho... ho! Really? 362 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,996 Oh, wow. No sex addiction? 363 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,863 That's not a valid addiction. 364 00:17:15,176 --> 00:17:17,080 That's opportunity and appetite. 365 00:17:17,116 --> 00:17:19,855 - Alcohol? Pain meds? - No, no, no. 366 00:17:19,891 --> 00:17:22,935 I enjoy them. I don't need them. There's a big difference. 367 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:25,426 Delusional. Check. What about depression? 368 00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:26,932 No... I'm not depressed. 369 00:17:27,061 --> 00:17:27,793 No. 370 00:17:28,004 --> 00:17:29,972 I am a little tortured, but not depressed. 371 00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,008 OK... 372 00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:34,520 Finally, an admission, some self-awareness. 373 00:17:34,556 --> 00:17:38,116 That, my friend, that is the first step on the road to recovery. 374 00:17:38,152 --> 00:17:39,739 So does that mean you're ready to talk now? 375 00:17:39,774 --> 00:17:41,566 Or are you just gonna keep avoiding it? 376 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,164 There's a lot of shit in my head, Joe. 377 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:47,320 Well, that is not a healthy way to exist. Take it from me, I know. 378 00:17:47,738 --> 00:17:50,369 Well, suicide doesn't only kill the person who commits it, 379 00:17:50,482 --> 00:17:52,922 it also kills the ones they left behind. 380 00:17:56,350 --> 00:17:58,070 So your brother's death is weighing on you. 381 00:17:58,106 --> 00:18:01,546 Right? You just need to do a better job of compartmentalizing. 382 00:18:02,776 --> 00:18:04,754 You should do what I did after my wife died. 383 00:18:04,790 --> 00:18:06,682 - Celebrate? - No, no. 384 00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:08,562 No, no, no, right after that. 385 00:18:08,598 --> 00:18:11,523 What I did was, I took a... a... small, 386 00:18:11,559 --> 00:18:12,957 very, very... 387 00:18:13,324 --> 00:18:15,412 very beautiful mental picture of her 388 00:18:15,448 --> 00:18:19,402 and... I locked it away in the deep, deep recesses of my brain. 389 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,084 That sounds so fucked up. 390 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:25,405 - Yeah, it sounds so fucked up. - That's why you have issues. 391 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,684 It sounded OK when I was just thinking it, 392 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,708 but when I said it out loud, it didn't sound as good. 393 00:18:29,743 --> 00:18:30,444 How about this? 394 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,864 Why don't we just go take care of business, 395 00:18:31,899 --> 00:18:34,086 and then after that, we'll go take care of us. 396 00:18:34,122 --> 00:18:36,762 Me and you, two for one, Betty Ford. 397 00:18:36,798 --> 00:18:38,715 Oh, my God. Couples Betty Ford? 398 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,349 - Yes. - Let's do it. 399 00:18:48,683 --> 00:18:49,636 Excuse me. 400 00:18:49,672 --> 00:18:52,040 Should we get you some water, Mr. Hagerty? 401 00:18:52,082 --> 00:18:55,244 No, no, it's OK. Just the asbestos, that's all. 402 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,676 Asbestos, my ass. It's from all the Kools he used to smoke. 403 00:18:57,712 --> 00:18:58,712 Besides... 404 00:18:59,063 --> 00:19:01,363 if the asbestos doesn't get me and these kids, 405 00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,668 the lead poisoning will. 406 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,360 You being serious, Mr. Hagerty? 407 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,043 Unfortunately, I am. 408 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:11,280 Lead builds character. I mean, look at us. 409 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,035 Hey, ol' Reg, there's our old homeroom. 410 00:19:13,071 --> 00:19:14,071 Let's take a look. 411 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,684 Straight to the back like the old days. 412 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,669 And... just like you boys left it. 413 00:19:24,891 --> 00:19:26,262 Nothin's changed. 414 00:19:26,435 --> 00:19:28,075 Only much, much worse. 415 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,498 Damn budget committee! Are you all right, Vernon? 416 00:19:31,534 --> 00:19:33,605 Yeah, just give me a hand up. 417 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,824 Good, 'cause we don't have proper liability coverage. 418 00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:38,520 OK, Mr. Hags, you win. 419 00:19:39,059 --> 00:19:41,668 We'll do the right thing and make a donation. 420 00:19:41,907 --> 00:19:43,113 I'm thinkin', like... 421 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:45,097 ...5K? 422 00:19:47,773 --> 00:19:48,827 Great day. 423 00:19:48,863 --> 00:19:51,155 Thanks for bringing me, babe. That was sweet of you. 424 00:19:51,537 --> 00:19:54,425 Yeah. Kisan, he's hilarious, right? 425 00:19:54,508 --> 00:19:55,918 He's stupid-funny. 426 00:19:55,970 --> 00:19:58,204 A lot of fun. He's crazy, too. 427 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,965 His whole crew is. 428 00:20:00,001 --> 00:20:01,598 They always are. 429 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,184 Always, yeah. 430 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,204 You know a lot of his boys? 431 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,440 - A few. - How many is a few? 432 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:11,041 Is this some type of trick fuckin' question? 433 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,120 No, you said "always crazy," not "crazy." 434 00:20:13,156 --> 00:20:14,507 Like you have some kind of history. 435 00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:16,983 Uh... no, you said his crew is crazy, idiot. 436 00:20:17,019 --> 00:20:18,019 I just agreed. 437 00:20:18,214 --> 00:20:19,764 What are you trying to get at? 438 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,248 Nothing. 439 00:20:22,457 --> 00:20:24,445 I'm just gonna sit out here and watch the Golf Channel. 440 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:25,800 Check the leader board. 441 00:20:27,079 --> 00:20:28,827 See how Tiger's doing. 442 00:20:30,035 --> 00:20:31,617 If you think I'm gonna let you come at me with 443 00:20:31,652 --> 00:20:33,195 all this passive-aggressive bitch-like shit 444 00:20:33,230 --> 00:20:35,358 and get way with it, you got the wrong girl. 445 00:20:35,415 --> 00:20:37,418 Fine. He told me that you had a thing with Tiger. 446 00:20:37,454 --> 00:20:39,684 - Who told you? Cheating Kisan? - What... When he... 447 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,060 Don't start stuttering and muttering now. 448 00:20:41,095 --> 00:20:43,575 Yeah, Kisan, he told me. But he said not to say anything, so... 449 00:20:44,564 --> 00:20:46,608 We know how that worked out. 450 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,040 I couldn't help myself. 451 00:20:48,076 --> 00:20:49,645 What's that fool doing talking about my business 452 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,125 when he's rolling around with some skank 453 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,862 - behind Tiffany's back, anyway? - Was it true? 454 00:20:52,897 --> 00:20:54,801 You're asking me if I hooked up with Tiger? 455 00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,559 - Yeah, I am. - Duh. 456 00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,973 I was waitressing at Waffle House. 457 00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,009 "Duh." 458 00:21:00,641 --> 00:21:03,434 That's how you answer whether or not you fucked somebody? "Duh"? 459 00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:06,014 - What is that? - I'm gonna go home. 460 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,733 Donna, wait. Come on, I love you. 461 00:21:08,796 --> 00:21:10,909 That's what I'm trying to say. 462 00:21:11,863 --> 00:21:12,884 I'm sorry. 463 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,460 You're really telling me you love me for the first time 464 00:21:14,495 --> 00:21:16,455 after we just talked about me fuckin' Tiger Woods. 465 00:21:16,785 --> 00:21:19,308 - I am. - You're a sick fuck, you know that? 466 00:21:20,231 --> 00:21:21,991 And I love you too. 467 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,913 Listen, we don't have to tell Kisan, though. 468 00:21:27,949 --> 00:21:28,920 Right? 469 00:21:28,956 --> 00:21:30,756 Like I'm gonna say anything to Kisan. 470 00:21:30,805 --> 00:21:32,685 Come on, you know I'm cooler than that. 471 00:21:43,811 --> 00:21:45,991 - Hi. - Nombres? 472 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,840 Nombres. 473 00:21:47,921 --> 00:21:50,201 Spencer Strasmore and Joe Krutel. 474 00:21:51,113 --> 00:21:53,720 Sorry, whose list? 'Cause you're not on Lance's. 475 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,200 Not on Lance's list? Can I see this? 476 00:22:00,321 --> 00:22:01,921 What the fuck, dude? 477 00:22:04,334 --> 00:22:06,098 I stand before you all 478 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,485 to introduce a young man 479 00:22:07,521 --> 00:22:10,020 who sat in the very same seats as you... 480 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,080 Kind of. You broke the damn thing. 481 00:22:12,116 --> 00:22:14,059 ...walked the same halls, 482 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,418 studied the same classes, 483 00:22:16,454 --> 00:22:18,520 and of course, played... 484 00:22:19,329 --> 00:22:20,858 on the same field. 485 00:22:21,498 --> 00:22:24,418 With the help and guidance of his friend, 486 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:29,600 General Carver's astute Reggie Morris. 487 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,880 Astute? Man's smooth, I'll give him that. 488 00:22:33,137 --> 00:22:34,371 You are, Reg. 489 00:22:34,422 --> 00:22:36,622 Maybe I could stand to be a bit more philanthropic. 490 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,684 After all, I mean, five grand ain't shit. 491 00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:43,871 I think that, uh, we can up it a tiny bit. 492 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:45,840 You sure? 493 00:22:46,873 --> 00:22:48,722 It is with great pleasure 494 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,668 that we retire the number 90 495 00:22:53,341 --> 00:22:56,756 and rename our field... 496 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,080 The LittelField! 497 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,800 All right. 498 00:23:38,630 --> 00:23:40,044 I don't want to stop the music, 499 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,080 but... uh... 500 00:23:41,299 --> 00:23:44,083 I'm a man of action, not words, 501 00:23:44,676 --> 00:23:47,155 so... uh... I just want to thank y'all from the bottom of my heart 502 00:23:47,190 --> 00:23:48,510 and say... 503 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:53,160 I'm donating a million dollars to the school, y'all! 504 00:23:53,220 --> 00:23:54,360 Wow! 505 00:23:56,919 --> 00:23:58,943 What the fuck are you doin', man?! 506 00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:00,220 Are you fuckin' high? 507 00:24:01,339 --> 00:24:03,426 Hey, band, how about y'all play me something I know? 508 00:24:03,462 --> 00:24:05,062 Please. Come on, y'all. 509 00:24:28,980 --> 00:24:31,426 If you want, I can talk to him, I sort of speak his language. 510 00:24:31,462 --> 00:24:33,814 Yeah? What's that, douche? 511 00:24:33,850 --> 00:24:34,850 Hey, bro. 512 00:24:35,231 --> 00:24:36,284 Where's Lance? 513 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:37,352 No clue, dude, but... 514 00:24:37,388 --> 00:24:38,760 take a chill pill, would you? 515 00:24:38,796 --> 00:24:40,402 No, I'm not gonna take any pills, all right? 516 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:42,083 Neither should you. You shouldn't do any of that shit. 517 00:24:42,118 --> 00:24:43,301 Drugs are bad. 518 00:24:43,337 --> 00:24:44,404 Just say no. 519 00:24:44,427 --> 00:24:45,251 Never chill. 520 00:24:45,286 --> 00:24:46,438 Never chill. Never chill. 521 00:24:46,474 --> 00:24:48,247 Hey, listen, I know you're upset, 522 00:24:48,283 --> 00:24:50,958 but there's no need to ruin everybody else's night, you know? 523 00:24:51,010 --> 00:24:53,741 An... An... And not all drugs are bad. 524 00:24:53,777 --> 00:24:55,504 I mean, ask Steve Jobs. 525 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,760 - He's dead. - Is that not from taking LSD? 526 00:24:58,796 --> 00:25:00,954 As a matter of fact, he's on record as saying it helped 527 00:25:00,989 --> 00:25:02,017 with his creativity. 528 00:25:02,053 --> 00:25:03,458 Joe, come on, cut the shit, all right? 529 00:25:03,493 --> 00:25:05,604 Our ass is on the line, your ass is on the line, 530 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,301 with this fucking company we purchased. 531 00:25:07,337 --> 00:25:10,965 I'm aware of that, I just like to deflect in moments of crisis. 532 00:25:11,036 --> 00:25:12,564 Whoa! Fellas! 533 00:25:13,419 --> 00:25:15,124 I'm so happy you could make it. 534 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:18,160 Yeah, well, your warm welcome is a little surprising 535 00:25:18,196 --> 00:25:19,682 considering we weren't even on the list. 536 00:25:19,717 --> 00:25:21,981 That's an oversight, I can assure you. 537 00:25:22,017 --> 00:25:23,468 - ...Administrative error. - Ah. 538 00:25:23,518 --> 00:25:24,531 Great party. 539 00:25:24,762 --> 00:25:28,109 Yeah... If you can't share it with the ones that helped you make it, 540 00:25:28,145 --> 00:25:29,598 who can you share it with? 541 00:25:29,634 --> 00:25:32,674 Who's paying for all the gratitude that you're spreading around here? 542 00:25:32,764 --> 00:25:34,084 Again with the money. 543 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:35,520 Yeah, again with the money. 544 00:25:35,556 --> 00:25:37,676 It's our money, and we want to know where it's going. 545 00:25:37,712 --> 00:25:40,794 A million bucks for a skate video seems a little fuckin' excessive. 546 00:25:40,830 --> 00:25:42,520 And liberating. 547 00:25:42,556 --> 00:25:45,316 And I can't wait to get back out there to it again. 548 00:25:45,352 --> 00:25:46,958 You're gonna love it when it's finished, mate. 549 00:25:46,993 --> 00:25:49,364 You missed his point totally, Lance. 550 00:25:49,996 --> 00:25:50,830 This whole thing 551 00:25:50,866 --> 00:25:53,439 feels a little bit like a big "fuck you" to us. 552 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,119 No... no. Come on. 553 00:25:55,155 --> 00:25:56,682 - No, I can't believe that. - I'm pretty sure it does. 554 00:25:56,717 --> 00:26:00,957 Lance, tell him. It's all a matter of perception. 555 00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:02,845 I've been working on this video for months, 556 00:26:02,881 --> 00:26:04,805 and when I get a chance to spend more of your money, 557 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,996 I'll gleefully take it. 558 00:26:07,206 --> 00:26:09,126 Hence the added scope. 559 00:26:09,162 --> 00:26:12,082 Yeah, yeah. Hence the added scope... after-party. 560 00:26:12,118 --> 00:26:14,738 Exactly! We're finally on the same page. 561 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,840 Feels a little bit like insubordination. 562 00:26:16,876 --> 00:26:18,327 - Wouldn't you say? - Yeah, Lance, 563 00:26:18,363 --> 00:26:20,166 you gotta get yourself in check, man. 564 00:26:21,293 --> 00:26:23,240 You come to my house 565 00:26:23,345 --> 00:26:25,320 and you let him embarrass me like this. 566 00:26:25,564 --> 00:26:27,444 Gentlemen, you need to keep yourselves in check. 567 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,160 I'll remind you, I'm not an employee. 568 00:26:30,196 --> 00:26:32,916 I built this company. I work for me. 569 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,988 - I answer to me. - We get that. We understand. 570 00:26:36,024 --> 00:26:38,205 But this thing has to run more efficiently, you know? 571 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,431 Like a big family. 572 00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:42,416 Like a giant dysfunctional fuckin' family. 573 00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:44,844 We pumped a lot of our own money into this company, Lance. 574 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,689 - Into you! - Well, then, 575 00:26:46,725 --> 00:26:50,085 I guess you're fucked, because you bought the company, 576 00:26:50,378 --> 00:26:52,043 but you didn't buy me. 577 00:26:52,387 --> 00:26:54,820 I'm drawing a line in the sand, mate, yeah? 578 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,400 'Cause let me tell ya. 579 00:26:56,681 --> 00:26:58,101 I ain't changing. 580 00:26:58,159 --> 00:27:00,267 I'm gonna do whatever the hell I want, 581 00:27:00,303 --> 00:27:01,836 whenever the hell I want, 582 00:27:02,259 --> 00:27:03,960 With whoever I want, 583 00:27:04,063 --> 00:27:05,344 whenever I want. 584 00:27:05,438 --> 00:27:06,546 Do you feel me? 585 00:27:10,023 --> 00:27:11,023 I feel you. 586 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:17,280 Do you feel me? 587 00:27:17,316 --> 00:27:18,073 Yeah. Ow. 588 00:27:18,132 --> 00:27:19,611 I do feel you, yeah. Ow. 589 00:27:19,662 --> 00:27:21,391 Ok, good... I want you to feel this too. 590 00:27:22,439 --> 00:27:23,618 You fired, mate. 591 00:27:25,924 --> 00:27:27,447 Uh... fuck. 44687

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