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One day,
at the scene of the fire
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The cop found
the perfect axe.
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That was the day
he became...
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Axe Cop!
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So he had tryoutsand hired a partner.
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I will chop your heads off!
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Axe Cop 01x03
An American Story
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You know, there's
something about
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the fourth day in
July Of every year.
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Yeah, you know it.
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My favorite part is hanging out
with all my best friends,
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- Am I right?
- Wrong!
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My favorite part is
the fireworks.
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Wrong again!
Everyone, gather around.
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I'm going to tell you
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What the Fourth of July
is all about.
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This is a story about
my great great great
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great great great
great grandfather.
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And his name...
was Book Cop.
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Aww, our little baby
Book Cop
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Sure does love books.
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We named him
appropriately.
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By da order of
da King of England,
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- Hand over da book!
- Which book?
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Da "Secret Attack
Almanac."
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That book doesn't exist.
It's ju-ju-just a myth.
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All right,
we'll do dis da hard way.
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Da book for da baby!
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Leave my baby
Book Cop alone!
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Fire Secret Attack!
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No! Stop!
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A secret li-bary!
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That's a secret you shall
take to your grave.
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Protect the book,baby Book Cop!
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Protect the book!
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Meanwhile,
in London, England.
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Uh, your majesty,
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It would seem our men weren't
able to retrieve da book.
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So how do you prefer to die,
acid or sharks?
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I don't know.
They both seem terrible.
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Then acid sharks it is.
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Thank you, God,
for maKing sharks so evil.
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Uh... You.
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Get me that book!
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The "Secret Attack Almanac"
shall be mine,
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Even if I have to wait
for hundreds of years.
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Hundreds of years passed.
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Book Cop studied and masteredthe "Secret Attack Almanac."
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It gave young Book Copgreat power.
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Everything he neededto survive on his own,
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Things like"rebuilding your house" powers
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And "food getting" powers.
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But he had no oneto share it with...
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Until...
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What do you think
you're doing, m'lady?
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Girls don't read books.
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Yeah, except cookbooks.
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And laundry books!
Ha ha ha ha.
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Who are you?
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I'm Book Cop.
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And books are for everyone.
Even girls.
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Even people on the
dumb list, like girls.
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Ha, you missed.
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No, I didn't.
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Boomerang-book
Secret Attack.
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You're welcome.
What's your name?
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She was a pretty girlwho could not speak.
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No one knew her name.Not even me.
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It's a mystery.
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We're getting married.
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Will you marry me?
Do you understand?
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I know you understand.
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I love you too.
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The British are coming!
The British are coming!
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Shhh!
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Book Cop,
my name's Stockerang.
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And look this way,
it's me, Fife Cop.
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We're on the way
to fight the British Army,
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But we need your help.
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We call ourselves
the minute men.
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There's only one problem:
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I'm a right-now man.
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We're ready to go
right now as well,
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I just-- we called
ourselves the minute me--
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Would you care to join us,
is really the bottom line.
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I'm going to kill
the British Army.
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America needs me to win the war.
I'm going off to war.
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Do you understand?
I know you understand.
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Bye-bye.
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Revolution is upon us.
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What's your strategy,
Book Cop? Quickly.
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A Secret Attack.
Stand back.
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Book Cop put his two
fingers into the earth
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And then lifted upthe entire ground
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And then squished...
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...All the bad guys with it.
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- Book Cop did it!
- U.S.A., U.S.A.!
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- U.S.A., U.S.A.!
- The war is over.
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I'll see you guys later.
Tell my wife I didn't make it.
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But the war
wasfar from over.
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To arms!
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The lobster backs
are upon us like the pox.
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Look!
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A bald eagle.
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'Tis surely a sign.
Victory will be ours.
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What are you doing, Book Cop?
No no no no no.
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Oh, Book Cop, no!
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The majestic bloodfrom the bald eagle
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Rained down on Fife Cop,
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Transforming himinto Fife-Eagle Cop.
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- Fly!
- Caw!
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- He could fly.
- I'm flying!
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I'm doing it, Book Cop.
I'm winning the war!
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Fire!
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Ow!
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Caw.
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Fife-Eagle Cop,
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You're dying.
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All I ever wanted was
to have a place in history.
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You will.
You will be on money.
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And Book Cop was right.
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Fife-eagle Copis now on money.
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You're going...
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to have to win
this war on your own,
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Book Cop.
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I have a super secret
mystery attack
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That will defeat the British
once and for all.
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Cool. What is it?
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I can't tell you.
It's so secret...
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I have to go behind that house
so no one can see me do it.
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- Hey, no peeKing!
- Sorry.
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After "x"ing and
un-"x"ing his arms,
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A wave of fireformed in space...
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Wave-of-Fire
Secret Attack!
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...And engulfed
the entire earth.
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And it would onlyburn the bad guys.
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Happy die day, red coats!
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U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A.!
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But what my
great great great
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Great great great
grandfather didn't know
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Was that the war wasonly a diversion
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- From the King's master plan.
- We made it.
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All the way from
London, England.
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Oh, there it is!
The "Secret Attack Almanac"!
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Good work, my boy.
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I can't wait to tell
my pregnant wife
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And three children
about what we've done.
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Yes. But first,
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To tie up some loose ends.
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Cheerio!
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I won the war!
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What's wrong?
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I'm going to kill
the King of England.
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Do you understand?
I know you understand.
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I love you too.
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Bye-bye.
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Poison-Tidal-Wave
Secret Attack!
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I can't believe it.
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Book Cop is nigh!
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Protect the King,
you fools!
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The King!
Protect the King!
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That poisoned tidal wave
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Should have killed you
a thousand times!
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Yes, but I still have
4,000 lives left
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Thanks to the "Secret
Attack Almanac."
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You killed my parents
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And I will stop at nothing
to kill you.
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Even if that means
killing you 4,001 times.
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Not if I kill you
4,001 times first.
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Hey, look, over there!
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The Hey-Over-There
Secret Attack...
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Well done.
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Teleportation
Secret Attack!
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Paper-Cut
Secret Attack!
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Book-Eclipse
Secret Attack!
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No, please!
Not the night creatures.
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No!
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No-- ahhh.
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Ha.
I don't need the book.
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I've memorized
the whole thing.
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I have it all...
in my head.
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You do now.
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Ha!
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I still have one life left.
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Good, because I have
one more Secret Attack.
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Ow!
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You were the King
of London, England.
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Now you're
the King of dying.
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The "Secret Attack Almanac"
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Has been passed down through
my family for generations.
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It's how I learned
all my Secret Attacks,
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Including the poison-cake
Secret Attack.
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Uh, Axe Cop...
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Why did you just
poison all the guests?
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Because they were bad guys.
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Well, why would you invite
bad guys to your party?
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So I could kill them.
Clearly.
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Oh, good.
And uh...
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How did you know I wasn't
gonna eat the cake?
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Oh look, fireworks!
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Happy Fourth of July,
bad guys!
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♪ count on ♪
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♪ the fireworks ♪
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♪ on the fourth ♪
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♪ of every single July. ♪
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