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[PRESENTER]
AFTER HIS EARLY WORK
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IN THE THEATER
IN LONDON AND NEW YORK,
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FILM AUDIENCES FIRST MET
ATTICUS SMITH
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IN 1978'S TENSE DRAMA OF
SEXUAL MORES, "NEVER LOOK BACK."
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HE WON A GOLDEN GLOBE IN 1981
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FOR HIS PERFORMANCE AS
A TORTURED VINCENT VAN GOGH
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IN "STARRY NIGHT."
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[MUFFLED]
AND IN 1984,
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HIS FIRST ACADEMY AWARD
FOR HIS ROLE
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AS A SHELL-SHOCKED,
SUICIDAL ARMY CAPTAIN
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THE VIETNAM EPIC,
"CHARLIE EVERYWHERE."
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HE WON HIS SECOND
ACADEMY AWARD FOR HIS PORTRAYAL
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OF A DEAF MUTE
POSTMAN ON TRIAL FOR MURDER
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IN "THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT."
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- [SINK RUNNING]
- AND JUST LAST YEAR,
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HE WON THE HEARTS OF
A YOUNGER AUDIENCE
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WITH HIS STRIKINGLY
COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
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AS A WEARY DETECTIVE
PARTNERED UP
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WITH A DROOLING BLOODHOUND
NAMED SLOBBERS.
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I'M TALKING, OF COURSE,
ABOUT THE BELOVED COMEDY,
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"COPS AND SLOBBERS."
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SO, LET'S BRING HIM OUT HERE.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
ATTICUS SMITH.
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[APPLAUSE]
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THEY'RE SAYING YOU'RE UP.
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I KNOW. I'M GOING.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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I NEVER GOT ON VERY WELL
WITH MY FATHER.
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HE WAS NEVER MUCH AT HOME,
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BUT I REMEMBER
ONE THING HE SAID
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ON ONE OF HIS RARE VISITS,
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AND THAT WAS THAT IF YOU WERE
GIVEN A MODICUM OF TALENT,
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YOU SHOULD WEAR IT WITH
A LIGHTNESS AND A GRACE.
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WELL, I SEEMED TO HAVE FAILED
ON THAT SCORE.
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THIS IS TERRIBLE.
WHO WROTE THIS?
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- I WROTE IT? HMM...
- [LAUGHTER]
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SO MANY FRIENDS,
SO MANY LEGENDS.
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EVEN PEOPLE WHO FIRED ME
IN THE PAST.
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WHAT I...
WHAT I REALLY WANT TO SAY
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IS THAT I HATE THESE AWARDS.
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I MEAN, LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT?
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[SIGHS]
I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH.
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I MEAN, THERE'S
SOME YOU OUT THERE
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WHO ARE TWICE AS OLD AS ME,
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AND YOU HAVEN'T HAD YOUR
LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARDS.
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SO, LET'S KEEP GOING.
MORE FRIENDS, MORE FILMS,
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BECAUSE, BELIEVE ME,
THERE'S LIFE IN THE OLD DOG YET.
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[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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ALL RIGHT, WELCOME TO "WOMEN IN FILM:
CINEMA THROUGH THE FEMINIST LENS."
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- I'M ADAM...
- ARE YOU A SUB?
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NO, I'M NOT A SUB,
I'M YOUR NEW PROFESSOR.
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BUT ISN'T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE
FROM A FEMINIST VIEWPOINT?
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LOOK, FEMINISM IS MORE
THAN JUST WOMEN'S LIBERATION.
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IT'S ALSO MALE LIBERATION.
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HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN
MY ANITA LOOS DOCUMENTARY?
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WASN'T THAT AT SUNDANCE
THIS YEAR?
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NO, IT CAME OUT IN 2007.
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WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON NOW?
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IT'S A NEW DOCUMENTARY, IT'S KIND
OF A FOLLOW UP TO MY LAST FILM.
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IT'S MORE CONFRONTATIONAL.
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IT CALLS OUT A LOT OF FEMINISTS
FOR NOT GOING FAR ENOUGH.
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I GUESS IT'S KIND OF LIKE
A TRILOGY, BUT WITHIN ONE FILM.
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THE SECOND HALF KIND OF
CONTRADICTS THE FIRST HALF.
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IT'S, UH...
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I KNOW, IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN
OUT OF CONTEXT.
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IS ATTICUS SMITH YOUR DAD?
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I'M ON YOUR WIKIPEDIA PAGE.
IT SAYS HE'S YOUR FATHER.
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[STUDENT]
SHUT UP, HE'S FAMOUS.
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"FATHER" IS KIND OF
A STRONG WORD...
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YOU TOTALLY LOOK LIKE HIM.
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HE WAS SO HOT.
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DID YOU SEE "FIVE DAY FUCK"?
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THE SCENE
WITH THE BUTTERSCOTCH?
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OKAY, LET'S NOT GET HUNG UP
ON THIS, PLEASE.
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WAIT, IT SAYS YOU WERE
IN A MOVIE WITH HIM.
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YEAH, THAT WAS,
THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
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"THROWDOWN AT BITCH RIVER."
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YOU'RE CREDITED
AS "SALOON BOY."
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CAN WE JUST TRY TO GET BACK
ON THE SYLLABUS HERE?
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[STUDENT] BITCH RIVER?
THAT SOUNDS KIND OF SEXIST.
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[MURMURING]
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[STUDENT]
HE WAS SO CUTE!
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MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
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AUGUST. SUN BEATING DOWN.
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WE WERE SHOOTING...
WE'D BEEN UP THERE FOR SIX WEEKS
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SHOOTING
"THROWDOWN AT BITCH RIVER."
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AND DICK HARRIS AND I
WERE COCKEYED.
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I MEAN, IT WAS HOTTER
THAN A CROTCH.
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THIS IS GONNA MAKE "LORD OF THE RINGS"
LOOK LIKE SOME INDIE PILE OF CRAP.
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- I KNOW, I KNOW.
- AND I SAW HIM DOING COKE IN THE BATHROOM.
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THAT'S HILARIOUS.
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THAT'S NOT COKE, THAT'S A
CHINESE HERBAL SUPPLEMENT.
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HE'S GOT TO SNORT IT
THROUGH HIS...
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DID YOU SEE HIM SNORTING
THROUGH HIS NOSE?
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HE'S TOO OLD
TO LIVE LIKE THIS.
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DICK, HE PULLED OUT
THIS PROP COLT .45,
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POINTED IT AT HIM.
WELL, THE GUY WENT WHITE!
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HE WAS SHITTING HIMSELF!
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HE'S PLAYING GOD, LITERALLY.
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I KNOW.
I NEGOTIATED THE DEAL.
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WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE I DON'T
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?
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- YOU TOOK US TO THE WALL ON THAT ONE.
- I SURE DID.
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IT FELT GOOD TO FUCK YOU.
YOU HAVE A LOT OF MONEY.
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- HEY.
- OH.
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DO YOU KNOW...
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MY FAVORITE CHILD IS
GETTING MARRIED IN TEN DAYS?
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MARRIED.
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ANNABEL, MY LITTLE GIRL.
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YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE FAVORITES.
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WERE YOU DOING COKE
IN THE BATHROOM?
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THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS.
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EVERY PARENT HAS FAVORITES.
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OH, JESUS, COULD YOU HOLD
THIS RIDICULOUS THING FOR ME?
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MY ARM'S HURTING.
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WHY DOES YOUR ARM HURT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
PROBABLY FROM LIFTING MY COCK.
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OKAY, STOP.
YOU CAN'T BE DOING THIS
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IN FRONT OF ALL
THE STUDIO EXECS, ALL RIGHT?
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DON'T BE SUCH A SUIT.
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YOUR DAD WOULD BE EMBARRASSED.
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FUCK YOU.
THE GAME HAS CHANGED.
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- RIGHT.
- THIS IS YOUR "GAME OF FUCKING THRONES,"
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- YOU'RE NOT EVEN ACTING LIKE IT'S ANYTHING AT ALL.
- OW, JESUS!
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YOU ALL RIGHT?
ARE YOU OKAY?
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STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP!
ARE YOU OKAY?
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[WEATHERMAN ON TV]
80S GIVE WAY TO 70S.
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THAT WILL STAY FOR WEDNESDAY.
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SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT HEAT,
THE RELIEF IS COMING IN
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AS WE HEAD ON
THROUGH THIS WEEK.
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HERE'S THE EXTENDED
FORECAST NOW.
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THERE ARE UPPER 70S
TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY...
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[NEWS ANCHOR] BEFORE WE GO BACK
TO SAM, SOME NEWS JUST COMING IN.
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THE ACTOR ATTICUS SMITH
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HAS BEEN HOSPITALIZED
IN LOS ANGELES.
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THE 70-YEAR-OLD, THREE-TIME
ACADEMY AWARD-WINNING STAR
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OF SUCH FILMS AS
"THE LANGUAGE OF MEN"
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AND "FOUR STAR GENERAL"
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IS REPORTEDLY
IN STABLE CONDITION
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AFTER COLLAPSING
AT AN EVENT LAST NIGHT.
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MR. SMITH WAS REPORTEDLY SET TO
START SHOOTING THE FILM "GOD,"
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PLAYING THE TITULAR ROLE.
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- WE WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED...
- "GOD"?
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- MR. SMITH?
- YEAH?
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THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW.
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[WOMAN ON TV]
STYLE, GRACE, POWER.
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[SIREN WAILING]
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HE'S DOING FINE.
I'M LOOKING AT HIM RIGHT NOW.
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- HE'S DOING AMAZING.
- [MAN ON PHONE] WHAT?
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- THE MOVIE DOESN'T EVEN START FILMING TILL OCTOBER.
- WE NEED HIM HEALTHY.
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WHAT IS THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
THERE'S SO MUCH RADIATION HERE.
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- CAN YOU HEAR ME? HELLO?
- I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
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- HEY, EVERYTHING IS GREAT, RIGHT?
- JIMMY, STOP I CAN HEAR YOU...
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- HEY, DR. FISCHER?
- OH, MY GOD.
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DR. FISCHER,
WHAT'S THE SITUATION?
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IT'S THE SAME.
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DR. GEORGES PROBABLY
WANTS TO OPERATE ON HIM
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AS EARLY AS NEXT WEEK.
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NO! NO! ARE YOU CRAZY?
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- SHH, SHH, SHH.
- NO, LISTEN TO ME,
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HIS DAUGHTER'S WEDDING
IS NEXT WEEK.
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IT'S THE ONLY PERSON
HE LOVES MORE THAN HIMSELF
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AND ME AND MY DAD.
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[BUZZING]
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WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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- IS HE OKAY?
- HE'S UP.
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- CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND YOU.
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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WOULD YOU MIND TELLING ME
WHERE THE FUCK I AM?
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GOOD GOD.
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I HAVEN'T SEEN LEGS LIKE THAT
ON A NURSE SINCE THE 70S
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WHEN THEY WERE ALLOWED
TO WEAR SHORT SKIRTS.
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I'M DR. FISCHER.
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- LIE BACK.
- DOCTOR?
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YOU'VE HAD A HEART ATTACK.
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TAKE A DEEP BREATH FOR ME.
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- [SIGHS]
- RELAX.
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JIMMY!
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- GOOD GOD.
- [DR. FISCHER] EASY.
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THERE YOU GO.
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I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- EASY. EASY.
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- WHO LET THAT JACKASS IN HERE?
- IS HE OKAY?
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WHAT'S HE DOING
SLEEPING ON A TEDDY BEAR?
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- IS HE HALLUCINATING?
- I DON'T THINK SO.
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IT'S MY GODDAMN SON.
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ALL RIGHT,
I'M GONNA GO GET HIM
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I GOT A TERRIBLE THIRST.
CAN I HAVE A DRINK?
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- YES
- DON'T GET HIM. DON'T GET... OH.
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[JIMMY]
HEY, TEDDY BEAR.
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ADAM.
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JUST LITTLE SIPS.
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MM.
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[COUGHS]
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THANK YOU.
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YOU DON'T LOOK THAT BAD.
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YOU LOOK LIKE
OSAMA BIN LADEN'S NUTSACK.
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IT'S A BEARD.
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NO SHIT.
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YOU IN PAIN?
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HAVE YOU EVER
HAD A HEART ATTACK?
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IT'S LIKE BEING SHOT IN
THE CHEST WITH A FAT PERSON.
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CAN YOU JUST ANSWER
FROM A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN
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INSTEAD OF ABSURD METAPHORS?
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ABSURD?
LOOK, I WAS IN MOROCCO
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SHOOTING "LOVE IN THE SANDS"
AND I SAW A 400-POUND ARAB
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BEING SHOT OUT OF A CANNON
AT A CIRCUS.
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HOW'D IT HAPPEN?
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I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE HE CLIMBED UP A LADDER.
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OR PERHAPS THEY LOWERED HIM
IN ON A CRANE.
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- HE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT...
- IT WAS 30 YEARS AGO FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
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HE HAD MAJOR
ARTERIAL BLOCKAGE.
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- SO, WHAT, IS HE DYING?
- EXCUSE MY FRENCH,
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BUT WHY DON'T YOU
GO FUCK YOURSELF?
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YEAH, I'M DONE.
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- GOOD.
- OH.
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THESE ARE FOR YOU,
BY THE WAY.
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00:09:41,078 --> 00:09:42,778
- THANK YOU.
- YEAH.
220
00:09:42,780 --> 00:09:44,781
MEN DON'T BRING
OTHER MEN FLOWERS,
221
00:09:44,783 --> 00:09:45,882
BY THE WAY.
222
00:09:45,884 --> 00:09:47,883
THEY'RE FROM ANNABEL,
ASSHOLE.
223
00:09:47,885 --> 00:09:50,052
I BROUGHT YOU A FLAGON OF WHISKEY
AND A CAROUSEL OF WHORES!
224
00:09:50,054 --> 00:09:52,222
OH, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT. WELL,
SHOW THEM IN THEN, HOTSHOT!
225
00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:55,057
[DR. FISCHER]
EASY. STAY CALM.
226
00:09:55,059 --> 00:09:56,392
WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
227
00:09:56,394 --> 00:09:59,262
[CLEMENTINE]
WELL, THANK GOD HE'S OKAY.
228
00:09:59,264 --> 00:10:01,196
[ADAM ON PHONE] YEAH, WELL,
ATTICUS ALWAYS SEEMS TO BE OKAY.
229
00:10:01,198 --> 00:10:03,900
LISTEN, I GOT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING.
230
00:10:03,902 --> 00:10:05,304
WHAT?
231
00:10:07,072 --> 00:10:09,939
WHAT?
232
00:10:09,941 --> 00:10:11,741
I LOATHE HIM. I...
233
00:10:11,743 --> 00:10:13,376
NO. NO, NO, NO.
234
00:10:13,378 --> 00:10:15,244
DON'T SAY THAT.
235
00:10:15,246 --> 00:10:17,079
DO YOU WANT HISTORY
TO REPEAT ITSELF
236
00:10:17,081 --> 00:10:19,181
WHEN WE HAVE
OUR OWN LITTLE FAMILY?
237
00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:21,884
ARE WE THINKING ABOUT THAT?
238
00:10:21,886 --> 00:10:23,254
WELL, WE'RE NOT...
239
00:10:25,724 --> 00:10:27,860
WE'RE NOT NOT THINKING OF IT.
240
00:10:29,326 --> 00:10:31,795
YEAH, I...
241
00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:33,430
ARE YOU OKAY?
242
00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:35,364
YOU SOUND KIND OF STRANGE.
243
00:10:35,366 --> 00:10:36,965
[SIGHS]
244
00:10:36,967 --> 00:10:40,469
- ADAM?
- YEAH. I'M...
245
00:10:40,471 --> 00:10:42,037
HOW'S THE SCORE GOING,
BY THE WAY?
246
00:10:42,039 --> 00:10:44,140
- GREAT.
- YEAH?
247
00:10:44,142 --> 00:10:45,974
IAN'S AMAZING, LIKE YOU SAID.
248
00:10:45,976 --> 00:10:47,977
I BROUGHT YOUR OLD LAPTOP
BECAUSE MINE CRASHED.
249
00:10:47,979 --> 00:10:49,713
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
250
00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:53,182
AND, OH, I FORGOT HOW
FUCKING AWESOME CRUMPETS ARE.
251
00:10:53,184 --> 00:10:54,718
MMM.
252
00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:57,720
[BRITISH ACCENT]
PROBABLY GAINED A FEW STONE.
253
00:10:57,722 --> 00:10:59,823
I JUST MISS YOU.
I'M SORRY.
254
00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,724
JUST A WEEK TILL ANNABEL'S.
255
00:11:01,726 --> 00:11:04,230
- I LOVE YOU.
- I LOVE YOU, TOO.
256
00:11:09,134 --> 00:11:11,334
SO, I NEED THIS LIKE
I NEED TITS.
257
00:11:11,336 --> 00:11:13,869
OH, MY GOD, I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU WITH
BIG MILKIES, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
258
00:11:13,871 --> 00:11:16,839
OKAY, OKAY, WAIT A SECOND.
WAIT A SECOND.
259
00:11:16,841 --> 00:11:18,007
WE CAN'T INSURE HIM.
HE'S FIRED.
260
00:11:18,009 --> 00:11:19,475
HE'S GONNA BE FINE, OKAY?
261
00:11:19,477 --> 00:11:21,009
YOU SHOULD'VE BROUGHT
ROSES OR SOMETHING.
262
00:11:21,011 --> 00:11:23,412
- A GESTURE TO SHOW...
- HEY, JUST REMEMBER,
263
00:11:23,414 --> 00:11:25,114
I CAN MAKE ONE PHONE CALL
264
00:11:25,116 --> 00:11:26,916
WHILE I TAKE
MY MORNING SHIT...
265
00:11:26,918 --> 00:11:29,853
- OKAY.
- AND GET ANY ACTOR I WANT TO REPLACE HIM.
266
00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:31,153
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
THINK ABOUT THAT.
267
00:11:31,155 --> 00:11:32,488
YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE TO
REPLACE HIM, OKAY?
268
00:11:32,490 --> 00:11:34,858
COME ON, GO SEE HIM.
COME ON, IT'S FINE.
269
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,825
DON'T TOUCH ME.
I'M COMING.
270
00:11:36,827 --> 00:11:38,261
JIMMY!
271
00:11:38,263 --> 00:11:39,829
JACK!
272
00:11:39,831 --> 00:11:41,263
THIS IS THE HEAD HONCHO.
IT'S GOOD OF YOU TO...
273
00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:42,931
I'M NOT GONNA
BEAT AROUND THE BUSH.
274
00:11:42,933 --> 00:11:44,199
YEAH?
275
00:11:44,201 --> 00:11:45,801
I NEED TO PROTECT
THIS FRANCHISE.
276
00:11:45,803 --> 00:11:47,903
I NEED YOU HEALTHY.
277
00:11:47,905 --> 00:11:50,473
LISTEN, JACK,
IT'S JUST A LITTLE OPERATION
278
00:11:50,475 --> 00:11:52,208
AND I'M GOING TO BE FLYING.
279
00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:53,877
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DOCTOR?
280
00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,778
OKAY, NURSE WILL
BE IN SHORTLY.
281
00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:57,914
- THANK YOU, DOCTOR. HE'S GONNA BE GREAT.
- THANK YOU.
282
00:11:57,916 --> 00:12:00,983
I BET SHE'S MATCHES AND GASOLINE IN
THE SACK, WOULDN'T YOU SAY, JACK?
283
00:12:00,985 --> 00:12:03,118
- [DR. FISCHER] I CAN HEAR YOU.
- YOU NEED TO FOLLOW THE RULES.
284
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,121
- I'M A GOOD SOLDIER, YOU KNOW ME.
- DON'T BE CUTE.
285
00:12:05,123 --> 00:12:06,855
LOOK, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN,
SIT DOWN, JACK.
286
00:12:06,857 --> 00:12:08,424
YOU'LL WEAR YOURSELF OUT
STANDING THERE.
287
00:12:08,426 --> 00:12:09,459
CAN YOU KEEP IT CLEAN?
288
00:12:09,461 --> 00:12:10,526
YEAH, SURE.
289
00:12:10,528 --> 00:12:12,262
NO DRINKING, NO DRUGGING?
290
00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:13,063
- YEAH...
- NO FUCKING?
291
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,497
OH, COME ON,
I'M AN OLD MAN NOW.
292
00:12:14,499 --> 00:12:16,331
DON'T DICK AROUND WITH ME.
293
00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:19,802
THIS ISN'T LIKE IT USED TO BE
WHEN WE WERE YOUNG AND FREE.
294
00:12:19,804 --> 00:12:23,506
I MEAN, I HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY
TO MY SHAREHOLDERS NOW.
295
00:12:23,508 --> 00:12:26,575
I ANSWER TO A BOARD,
AND LIKE IT OR NOT, SO DO YOU.
296
00:12:26,577 --> 00:12:28,877
YEAH, WELL, ALL RIGHT.
I GET IT.
297
00:12:28,879 --> 00:12:30,479
NO TITS, TOOTS, OR SIPS.
298
00:12:30,481 --> 00:12:32,114
I NEED YOUR WORD, ATTICUS.
299
00:12:32,116 --> 00:12:34,249
YOU HAVE MY WORD!
YOU HAVE JIMMY'S WORD, TOO.
300
00:12:34,251 --> 00:12:37,186
YEAH, THERE'S NO TITS, TATS
OR TIPS... THERE'S NONE OF IT.
301
00:12:37,188 --> 00:12:40,556
THAT'S RIGHT, I MEAN...
COME ON, JACK, WE GO BACK.
302
00:12:40,558 --> 00:12:44,929
WE'RE GONNA DO THIS SHOW
WITH OR WITHOUT YOU.
303
00:12:46,096 --> 00:12:47,430
OKAY.
304
00:12:47,432 --> 00:12:49,498
[JACK]
OKAY, I GOT TO GET BACK.
305
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,267
- GET BETTER.
- GOOD OF YOU TO COME.
306
00:12:51,269 --> 00:12:53,036
THANKS FOR COMING BY, JACK.
307
00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:54,503
THAT MEANS A LOT.
I APPRECIATE IT, BUDDY.
308
00:12:54,505 --> 00:12:55,872
GIVE MY LOVE TO MAYBELLINE.
309
00:12:55,874 --> 00:12:56,873
[JACK]
YEAH, YEAH.
310
00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:59,278
[MUSIC PLAYING]
311
00:13:01,479 --> 00:13:04,083
[BABIES CRYING]
312
00:13:12,323 --> 00:13:14,357
[ANNABEL ON PHONE] SO, DAD, HOW ARE
YOU FEELING NOW? ARE YOU OKAY?
313
00:13:14,359 --> 00:13:16,526
SWEETHEART, I'M FINE.
I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER.
314
00:13:16,528 --> 00:13:17,393
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
315
00:13:17,395 --> 00:13:18,962
DAD, COME ON,
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT?
316
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,262
- YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL.
- HE WAS DOING COKE!
317
00:13:20,264 --> 00:13:21,531
- WHAT?
- OKAY.
318
00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:22,931
JESUS CHRIST,
WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE
319
00:13:22,933 --> 00:13:24,367
I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FACE.
320
00:13:24,369 --> 00:13:28,137
YOUR BROTHER IS HERE,
UNFORTUNATELY.
321
00:13:28,139 --> 00:13:29,472
DO NOT FIGHT WITH HIM.
322
00:13:29,474 --> 00:13:33,075
YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP
YOUR STRESS LEVELS DOWN.
323
00:13:33,077 --> 00:13:34,076
ARE YOU LISTENING
TO THE DOCTORS?
324
00:13:34,078 --> 00:13:35,411
YES, YES, YES,
325
00:13:35,413 --> 00:13:38,580
DR. FISCHER'S GOT ME
WELL UNDER CONTROL.
326
00:13:38,582 --> 00:13:40,650
SHE'S GONNA HAVE ME OUT
327
00:13:40,652 --> 00:13:43,151
LOOKING BRIGHT AND BREEZY
FOR THE WEDDING.
328
00:13:43,153 --> 00:13:45,021
NO, YOU NEED TO STAY PUT.
329
00:13:45,023 --> 00:13:46,421
WHAT?
YOU'RE GONNA POSTPONE IT?
330
00:13:46,423 --> 00:13:48,291
NO, WE CAN'T
CHANGE THE DATE, DAD.
331
00:13:48,293 --> 00:13:49,892
MOM'S ALREADY PAID
FOR EVERYTHING.
332
00:13:49,894 --> 00:13:51,661
BUT TELL HER
I'LL REIMBURSE HER.
333
00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:53,496
FOR GOD'S SAKE, IT'S MY
MONEY ANYWAY, TECHNICALLY.
334
00:13:53,498 --> 00:13:54,930
YOUR MOTHER IS A BITCH.
335
00:13:54,932 --> 00:13:56,431
- IS DR. FISCHER THERE?
- OH, WOW.
336
00:13:56,433 --> 00:13:58,133
DR. FISCHER IS ALWAYS HERE,
337
00:13:58,135 --> 00:14:00,103
- LURKING.
- GREAT, PUT ME ON SPEAKER.
338
00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:02,204
- HI, ANNABEL.
- DR. FISCHER,
339
00:14:02,206 --> 00:14:03,506
CAN YOU TELL ME
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
340
00:14:03,508 --> 00:14:06,342
OKAY, HE HAS SEVERE
ARTERIAL BLOCKAGE.
341
00:14:06,344 --> 00:14:07,676
HE'S GONNA NEED
SURGERY IMMINENTLY
342
00:14:07,678 --> 00:14:09,244
SO THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
343
00:14:09,246 --> 00:14:10,512
I'VE SPOKEN TO OUR SURGEON...
344
00:14:10,514 --> 00:14:12,348
AND I'VE SPOKEN...
345
00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:15,184
I'VE SPOKEN TO MY SURGEON
IN NEW YORK, DR. ZISSER.
346
00:14:15,186 --> 00:14:18,554
HE'S THE BEST
HEART SURGEON IN AMERICA,
347
00:14:18,556 --> 00:14:20,455
PROBABLY IN THE WORLD.
348
00:14:20,457 --> 00:14:22,624
AND HE'S GONNA DE-CLOG ME
AFTER THE WEDDING
349
00:14:22,626 --> 00:14:25,560
IN PLENTY OF TIME FOR
THE START DATE ON "GOD."
350
00:14:25,562 --> 00:14:26,561
IS THAT RIGHT, JIMMY?
351
00:14:26,563 --> 00:14:28,031
IF YOU DON'T DIE FIRST.
352
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,598
HE CANNOT FLY.
353
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,401
HE HAD ME LOOK INTO
A MEDICAL BUS.
354
00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:33,036
OR A FUCKING AMBULANCE
WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.
355
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:35,405
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
WE CAN TURN ON THE SIRENS!
356
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:37,373
DR. ZISSER IS VERY GOOD.
357
00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:39,074
WELL, THERE WE ARE.
I'M CERTAINLY NOT GONNA HAVE
358
00:14:39,076 --> 00:14:41,643
ANYBODY ELSE CUT INTO ME,
SO THE DECISION IS MADE.
359
00:14:41,645 --> 00:14:43,646
- TECHNICALLY, A MEDICAL BUS IS POSSIBLE.
- SO, WE HAVE A DEAL.
360
00:14:43,648 --> 00:14:45,147
- BUT I DON'T RECOMMEND...
- JIMMY CAN DRIVE ME.
361
00:14:45,149 --> 00:14:47,517
I CAN'T DO IT.
I HAVE OTHER CLIENTS.
362
00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:50,552
GODDAMN IT, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO SAY YOU GOT OTHER CLIENTS.
363
00:14:50,554 --> 00:14:52,555
- ADAM'S GONNA HAVE TO DRIVE YOU.
- WHAT? NO!
364
00:14:52,557 --> 00:14:54,656
- ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
- WHY THE FUCK AM I GETTING YELLED AT?
365
00:14:54,658 --> 00:14:56,325
- [ANNABEL] BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP.
- I'M SORRY,
366
00:14:56,327 --> 00:14:57,694
WE'RE JUST... WE WERE JUST
DISCUSSING SOMETHING.
367
00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:59,395
YOU THINK THIS HORSESHIT
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU
368
00:14:59,397 --> 00:15:01,698
ONLY AFFECTS YOUR RELATIONSHIP.
IT DOESN'T.
369
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,566
IT BLEEDS INTO
ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.
370
00:15:04,568 --> 00:15:07,402
DAD, THE ONLY WAY
THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE ABLE
371
00:15:07,404 --> 00:15:09,104
TO COME TO THIS WEDDING
IS IF ADAM BRINGS YOU,
372
00:15:09,106 --> 00:15:11,340
I WANT YOU BOTH THERE,
SO YOU DECIDE.
373
00:15:11,342 --> 00:15:14,076
BELLA, YOU'RE REALLY BACKING US
INTO A CORNER HERE.
374
00:15:14,078 --> 00:15:15,277
YEAH, A BIG CORNER.
375
00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:16,311
CAN YOU PUT ADAM ON?
376
00:15:16,313 --> 00:15:17,479
WHY?
377
00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:19,350
SHE WANTS TO TALK TO ME,
ALL RIGHT?
378
00:15:21,753 --> 00:15:23,355
YEAH, HANG ON A SEC.
379
00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:29,624
ADAM, HAVE I EVER
ASKED YOU FOR ANYTHING?
380
00:15:29,626 --> 00:15:31,127
YES, MANY TIMES.
381
00:15:31,129 --> 00:15:34,063
HONESTLY, ADAM,
I'M STANDING HERE,
382
00:15:34,065 --> 00:15:38,166
I'M HAVING THIS CONVERSATION
IN A WEDDING GOWN.
383
00:15:38,168 --> 00:15:41,973
JUST GET OVER YOURSELVES
AND GET HIM TO NEW YORK.
384
00:15:47,745 --> 00:15:50,713
YOU SAVED MY LIFE,
385
00:15:50,715 --> 00:15:53,315
AND I DON'T EVEN
KNOW YOUR NAME.
386
00:15:53,317 --> 00:15:55,017
IT'S LUCY.
387
00:15:55,019 --> 00:15:57,020
- LUCY.
- MM-HMM.
388
00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:58,387
WHAT A LOVELY LUCY YOU ARE.
389
00:15:58,389 --> 00:15:59,722
THIS IS CLOPIDOGREL BISULFATE.
390
00:15:59,724 --> 00:16:01,757
IT'S AN ANTIPLATELET DRUG.
391
00:16:01,759 --> 00:16:05,094
I WANT YOU TO TAKE ONE EVERY DAY
BEFORE THE OPERATION, OKAY?
392
00:16:05,096 --> 00:16:06,094
IT'S ESSENTIAL.
393
00:16:06,096 --> 00:16:07,629
I TOLD YOUR SON,
394
00:16:07,631 --> 00:16:09,531
- GIVEN HIM INSTRUCTIONS AS WELL.
- [GROANS]
395
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,133
CAN I ENGAGE ON IT?
396
00:16:11,135 --> 00:16:12,136
ENGAGE?
397
00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:15,805
NO, NO.
398
00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:19,675
YOU CANNOT ENGAGE
WITH ANYONE OR ANYTHING.
399
00:16:19,677 --> 00:16:22,145
THERE'S NO DRINKING,
THERE'S NO SMOKING,
400
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,478
THERE'S NO FRIED FOOD,
401
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,616
- THERE'S NO SUGAR.
- NO SUGAR?
402
00:16:30,321 --> 00:16:33,256
YOU MENDED MY HEART.
403
00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:37,392
IT IS WITH THE HEART
THAT WE SEE TRULY.
404
00:16:37,394 --> 00:16:41,064
THE ESSENTIALS
ARE INVISIBLE TO THE EYE.
405
00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:42,364
[HORN HONKING]
406
00:16:42,366 --> 00:16:44,267
WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT,
YOU ASSHOLE?
407
00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:46,502
LUCY,
408
00:16:46,504 --> 00:16:48,271
SORRY WE DIDN'T MEET SOONER.
409
00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:49,675
- THANK YOU.
- YES.
410
00:16:51,609 --> 00:16:52,842
MM, MM!
411
00:16:52,844 --> 00:16:54,346
OH.
412
00:17:00,751 --> 00:17:03,154
- AU REVOIR.
- YEAH, OKAY, CIAO.
413
00:17:06,857 --> 00:17:08,259
[SIGHS]
414
00:17:13,131 --> 00:17:14,529
WHAT?
415
00:17:14,531 --> 00:17:17,368
YOU'RE A VERY SAD, SAD MAN,
AREN'T YOU?
416
00:17:21,839 --> 00:17:24,172
OH, THIS PLACE
SMELLS LIKE PUSSY.
417
00:17:24,174 --> 00:17:25,607
OH, FUCK ME.
418
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,543
I'M GONNA SHOWER UP.
419
00:17:27,545 --> 00:17:29,444
POUR ME FOUR FINGERS
OF SCOTCH, WILL YOU?
420
00:17:29,446 --> 00:17:31,180
NO ICE.
421
00:17:31,182 --> 00:17:32,849
IT'S 8:30 IN THE MORNING.
422
00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:35,450
WELL, THEN BUZZ ROOM SERVICE
AND GET SOME BLOODY MARYS
423
00:17:35,452 --> 00:17:37,385
AND WHATEVER
YOU WANT TO DRINK.
424
00:17:37,387 --> 00:17:38,689
[SNIFFS]
OH.
425
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,159
[SHOWER RUNNING,
ATTICUS HUMMING]
426
00:17:43,161 --> 00:17:44,392
[ATTICUS]
♪ FIGARO ♪
427
00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:46,228
♪ FIGARO, FIGARO, FIGARO ♪
428
00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:47,529
♪ FIGARO ♪
429
00:17:47,531 --> 00:17:49,300
[HUMMING]
430
00:17:51,836 --> 00:17:53,739
[SIGHS]
431
00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:57,543
[SHOWER STOPS]
432
00:18:04,214 --> 00:18:06,215
WHAT THE FUCK?
433
00:18:06,217 --> 00:18:07,816
WHERE'S ROOM SERVICE, HUH?
434
00:18:07,818 --> 00:18:09,751
- I DIDN'T CALL THEM.
- WHY NOT?
435
00:18:09,753 --> 00:18:10,753
BECAUSE I WAS MEDITATING.
436
00:18:10,755 --> 00:18:12,622
MEDITATING?
437
00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:14,593
I THOUGHT THAT WENT OUT
IN THE '70S.
438
00:18:16,426 --> 00:18:17,626
COULD YOU PUT
SOME CLOTHES ON, PLEASE?
439
00:18:17,628 --> 00:18:19,461
YOUR CROTCH IS IN MY FACE.
440
00:18:19,463 --> 00:18:20,896
WELL, I'M SORRY
YOU DIDN'T INHERIT A DICK
441
00:18:20,898 --> 00:18:21,930
FROM MY SIDE OF THE FAMILY.
442
00:18:21,932 --> 00:18:25,433
IT'S A HELL OF A LINE.
443
00:18:25,435 --> 00:18:27,335
GOOD TO KNOW YOU WERE UP-CLOSE AND
PERSONAL WITH GRANDPA'S DICK.
444
00:18:27,337 --> 00:18:29,805
DAMN HARD TO MISS.
445
00:18:29,807 --> 00:18:31,407
LOOK, TRUST ME, I'M GOOD.
446
00:18:31,409 --> 00:18:32,878
WELL, WHIP IT OUT THEN,
LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
447
00:18:34,612 --> 00:18:35,878
I'M NOT HAVING A DICK CONTEST
WITH YOU.
448
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:38,648
WELL, THEN I REST MY CASE.
449
00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:41,717
GOD, CAN YOU PUT YOUR OLD
HAGGARD COCK AWAY, PLEASE?
450
00:18:41,719 --> 00:18:43,885
IT LOOKS LIKE A ROTTEN BANANA.
451
00:18:43,887 --> 00:18:46,822
LOOKS PRETTY GOOD TO ME.
452
00:18:46,824 --> 00:18:48,924
CERTAINLY DOES THE JOB.
453
00:18:48,926 --> 00:18:52,194
DAMN IT,
THIS IS SHOTGUN WILLIE'S BUS.
454
00:18:52,196 --> 00:18:53,796
THE LAST TIME
I WAS ON THIS BUS
455
00:18:53,798 --> 00:18:55,430
WE WERE SHOOTING
"BLOODY MARY MORNING."
456
00:18:55,432 --> 00:18:57,232
- WHOSE BUS?
- WILLIE GODDAMN NELSON.
457
00:18:57,234 --> 00:18:58,767
- NOPE.
- HE MUST BE PLAYING THE BOWL.
458
00:18:58,769 --> 00:19:00,670
IT'S NOT WILLIE NELSON'S BUS.
THIS IS YOUR BUS.
459
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,837
AND THAT, MY FRIEND,
IS ARNOLD, YOUR DRIVER.
460
00:19:02,839 --> 00:19:04,840
HEY, I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
461
00:19:04,842 --> 00:19:06,676
- HEY, BROTHER.
- ARNOLD.
462
00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:08,878
IT'S A PLEASURE.
PUT IT THERE.
463
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,712
- WHAT CHAPTER ARE YOU?
- FOURTH.
464
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:11,747
- FOURTH?
- COME ON ABOARD.
465
00:19:11,749 --> 00:19:12,748
SHOW ME THE SIGHTS, ARNOLD.
466
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:13,949
WAS THIS WILLIE'S BUS ONCE?
467
00:19:13,951 --> 00:19:15,484
- CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
- WHAT?
468
00:19:15,486 --> 00:19:16,818
COME HERE, I NEED TO TALK
TO YOU FOR A SECOND.
469
00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:18,421
- CAN I PUT THE BAGS DOWN?
- ARE YOU FUCKING...
470
00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:19,758
WHAT IS GOING ON?
471
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:23,226
THE STUDIO IS
FUCKING PISSED, OKAY?
472
00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:24,360
THEY KNOW
ABOUT THE ENTIRE TRIP.
473
00:19:24,362 --> 00:19:25,728
HOW DO THEY KNOW?
474
00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:27,729
BECAUSE MY ASSISTANT
IS A FUCKING DICKHOLE
475
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,431
WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO
KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT.
476
00:19:29,433 --> 00:19:31,834
THAT GUY OVER THERE,
THAT IS A SPY SENT FROM JACK.
477
00:19:31,836 --> 00:19:33,536
HE'S ALSO A NURSE,
SO IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG,
478
00:19:33,538 --> 00:19:35,705
YOU CAN LEAN ON HIM, BUT
THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO KNOW,
479
00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:37,006
HE IS NOT ON OUR SIDE.
480
00:19:37,008 --> 00:19:39,007
I'LL BE SLEEPING
ON THE COUCH IN HERE.
481
00:19:39,009 --> 00:19:42,344
- UH-HUH.
- HERE'S YOUR WARDROBE IN HERE.
482
00:19:42,346 --> 00:19:43,845
SHITTER IN HERE.
483
00:19:43,847 --> 00:19:45,381
UH-HUH.
484
00:19:45,383 --> 00:19:46,615
REFRIGERATOR.
485
00:19:46,617 --> 00:19:47,616
TRASH.
486
00:19:47,618 --> 00:19:49,317
COFFEE.
487
00:19:49,319 --> 00:19:51,754
YOU GOT YOUR TV, YOUR STEREO,
AND SURROUND SOUND.
488
00:19:51,756 --> 00:19:54,356
ATTICUS DOES NOT
HAVE MUCH FAMILY, ALL RIGHT?
489
00:19:54,358 --> 00:19:55,690
I MEAN, YOU SOLD HIM DOWN
THE RIVER FUCKING YEARS AGO,
490
00:19:55,692 --> 00:19:56,691
AND HE BARELY SEES ANNABEL.
491
00:19:56,693 --> 00:19:58,661
- I SOLD HIM DOWN THE RIVER?
- YEAH, YOU DID.
492
00:19:58,663 --> 00:20:00,462
HE WAS FUCKING AROUND ON MY
MOTHER LIKE THE ENERGIZER BUNNY.
493
00:20:00,464 --> 00:20:02,498
- THAT'S MY FAULT?
- HE'S A COCKSMAN.
494
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,766
OH, THAT'S AN EXCUSE NOW,
495
00:20:03,768 --> 00:20:05,433
- THAT HE'S A COCKSMAN?
- YES!
496
00:20:05,435 --> 00:20:07,402
WHY AM I TALKING TO YOU
ABOUT THIS? I'M NOT YOUR SHRINK.
497
00:20:07,404 --> 00:20:09,372
- I BARELY EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
- YOU FUCKING PROBABLY BROUGHT IT UP.
498
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:10,940
I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE IN THIS
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
499
00:20:10,942 --> 00:20:11,940
- CALM DOWN.
- OKAY.
500
00:20:11,942 --> 00:20:13,808
STOP, LISTEN, OKAY?
501
00:20:13,810 --> 00:20:16,344
THE ONLY THING IN HIS GODDAMN
LIFE THAT HE HAS IS HIS WORK,
502
00:20:16,346 --> 00:20:18,546
AND HE IS THIS CLOSE
TO LOSING IT.
503
00:20:18,548 --> 00:20:21,549
SO DO ME A FAVOR, ALL RIGHT?
TAKE CARE OF HIM.
504
00:20:21,551 --> 00:20:24,953
'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW
HOW MUCH TIME YOU HAVE LEFT.
505
00:20:24,955 --> 00:20:27,390
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M SAYING?
506
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,658
FOR REAL, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
507
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:29,758
YEAH.
508
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:32,428
YOU EVER BEEN IN THE JOINT?
509
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,497
I DID A STRETCH
AT SAN QUENTIN.
510
00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:35,930
ME, TOO.
WHAT'D THEY GET YOU FOR?
511
00:20:35,932 --> 00:20:38,734
GRIEVOUS BODILY.
512
00:20:38,736 --> 00:20:41,003
I DID TWO NIGHTS IN GEN POP
513
00:20:41,005 --> 00:20:42,671
FOR PREPARATION FOR
"CROSS BAR."
514
00:20:42,673 --> 00:20:44,472
YOU WERE BADASS IN THAT, MAN.
515
00:20:44,474 --> 00:20:45,775
- I WAS.
- YEAH.
516
00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:48,811
GUT-SHANKED A SCREW
WITH A TOOTHBRUSH.
517
00:20:48,813 --> 00:20:49,948
AH!
518
00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:56,052
LISTEN, MAN.
519
00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:59,755
THIS KID'S
REALLY JAMMING ME UP.
520
00:20:59,757 --> 00:21:02,725
COULD YOU GET ME SOME BOOZE AND
MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OF... [SNIFFS]
521
00:21:02,727 --> 00:21:03,729
YOU KNOW?
522
00:21:05,762 --> 00:21:08,331
I'VE GOT 15 YEARS CLEAN.
523
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:09,465
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
524
00:21:09,467 --> 00:21:11,334
CLEAN AND SOBER.
525
00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:13,635
15... WHY?
526
00:21:13,637 --> 00:21:15,537
BEST THING I EVER DONE,
BROTHER.
527
00:21:15,539 --> 00:21:16,838
OH, COME ON, CUT THE CRAP.
528
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:17,907
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THEY'RE PAYING YOU...
529
00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:19,909
- NOT HAPPENING.
- I'LL DOUBLE IT.
530
00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:22,611
THE STUDIO GIVES ME
STUNTMAN WORK.
531
00:21:22,613 --> 00:21:25,480
YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA
HOW MUCH THAT PAYS IN RESIDUALS?
532
00:21:25,482 --> 00:21:27,885
[MUSIC PLAYING]
533
00:21:57,115 --> 00:21:59,949
"IT CAME TO PASS
AFTER THE DEATH OF ABRAHAM,
534
00:21:59,951 --> 00:22:04,786
GOD BLESSED HIS SON ISAAC.
535
00:22:04,788 --> 00:22:07,088
ISAAC DWELT BY THE..."
536
00:22:07,090 --> 00:22:08,457
[ADAM]
ARE YOU READING THE BIBLE?
537
00:22:08,459 --> 00:22:09,458
YEAH.
538
00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:10,692
WHY?
539
00:22:10,694 --> 00:22:12,628
PREPARATION.
540
00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:14,466
FOR WHAT? DEATH?
541
00:22:15,665 --> 00:22:18,601
IT'S RESEARCH.
542
00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:20,536
THERE'S MORE TO PLAYING GOD
543
00:22:20,538 --> 00:22:23,909
THAN LEARNING
THE FUCKING LINES.
544
00:22:25,643 --> 00:22:27,575
CAN YOU GET PORN ON THAT?
545
00:22:27,577 --> 00:22:28,878
ONE COULD, I DON'T.
546
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,146
[ATTICUS]
LET'S HAVE A LOOK, COME ON.
547
00:22:31,148 --> 00:22:32,882
HERE, GIVE ME THE...
WHAT DO YOU PRESS?
548
00:22:32,884 --> 00:22:34,517
I'M LOOKING AT MARK
AND ANNABEL'S WEDDING REGISTRY.
549
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:38,153
MARK.
550
00:22:38,155 --> 00:22:42,525
WHAT'S MARK'S BACKGROUND?
551
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:47,062
HE WAS A JOCK.
HE USED TO PLAY FOR THE CUBS.
552
00:22:47,064 --> 00:22:49,532
HE USED TO BE THEIR STAR
PITCHER OR SOMETHING.
553
00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:52,968
- HE RETIRED A FEW YEARS AGO.
- YEAH, YEAH, I DON'T NEED THE WHOLE BIOGRAPHY.
554
00:22:52,970 --> 00:22:56,538
I MEAN...
555
00:22:56,540 --> 00:22:58,873
IS HE FULL OF SHIT?
556
00:22:58,875 --> 00:23:01,776
I DON'T KNOW.
557
00:23:01,778 --> 00:23:05,613
HE SENT ME A BIRTHDAY CARD
ON MY BIRTHDAY.
558
00:23:05,615 --> 00:23:08,950
I MEAN, WHAT SORT OF DIPSHIT
DOES THAT?
559
00:23:08,952 --> 00:23:11,687
HE WANTED TO BE NICE
TO HIS FUTURE FATHER-IN-LAW.
560
00:23:11,689 --> 00:23:13,725
MY GOD, WHAT AN ASSHOLE.
561
00:23:15,992 --> 00:23:18,059
DO YOU TRUST HIM?
562
00:23:18,061 --> 00:23:21,063
I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
563
00:23:21,065 --> 00:23:22,565
YEAH?
564
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:25,066
- ARNOLD...
- ARNOLD, YEAH.
565
00:23:25,068 --> 00:23:27,236
...THE STUDIO SENT HIM
TO SPY ON YOU.
566
00:23:27,238 --> 00:23:29,904
NO SHIT, REALLY?
567
00:23:29,906 --> 00:23:32,908
WHAT, YOU KNEW?
568
00:23:32,910 --> 00:23:34,610
I'M HIP TO IT.
569
00:23:34,612 --> 00:23:36,144
- "HIP TO IT?"
- YEAH.
570
00:23:36,146 --> 00:23:38,814
I CAN READ PEOPLE, ME.
571
00:23:38,816 --> 00:23:40,783
THAT'S A LAUGH.
572
00:23:40,785 --> 00:23:45,787
[ATTICUS]
$350 FOR A JAM JAR?
573
00:23:45,789 --> 00:23:47,055
JESUS, IT'S OBSCENE.
574
00:23:47,057 --> 00:23:49,091
WELL, WHAT DO YOU CARE?
YOU'RE RICH.
575
00:23:49,093 --> 00:23:51,626
YEAH, WELL I'M, NOT GOING TO SHELL OUT
THAT SORT OF MONEY FOR A JAM JAR.
576
00:23:51,628 --> 00:23:55,132
AND FORGIVE MY ASKING, BUT DOESN'T
JAM ALREADY COME IN A JAR?
577
00:23:57,835 --> 00:24:01,670
WHAT DO YOU DO BY THE WAY, EH?
578
00:24:01,672 --> 00:24:04,139
FOR A LIVING?
579
00:24:04,141 --> 00:24:06,674
SERIOUSLY,
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I DO?
580
00:24:06,676 --> 00:24:09,812
WELL...
581
00:24:09,814 --> 00:24:10,882
MAYBE I FORGOT.
582
00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:16,051
- I'M A DOCUMENTARIAN.
- NO!
583
00:24:16,053 --> 00:24:19,020
I MAKE DOCUMENTARIES
ABOUT WOMEN IN FILM.
584
00:24:19,022 --> 00:24:20,689
WHY HAVE YOU NEVER
INTERVIEWED ME?
585
00:24:20,691 --> 00:24:21,957
I LOVE WOMEN.
586
00:24:21,959 --> 00:24:24,793
HA!
587
00:24:24,795 --> 00:24:27,095
"HA"?
588
00:24:27,097 --> 00:24:30,199
WHAT DOES "HA" MEAN?
589
00:24:30,201 --> 00:24:32,136
[MUSIC PLAYING]
590
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:47,650
WHOA,
THIS IS A GREAT CAMPSITE.
591
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:48,984
YOU USED TO LOVE CAMPING
WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE.
592
00:24:48,986 --> 00:24:50,251
YOU NEVER TOOK ME CAMPING.
593
00:24:50,253 --> 00:24:51,719
- I DID.
- NO.
594
00:24:51,721 --> 00:24:53,154
- I DID.
- NO, YOU DIDN'T.
595
00:24:53,156 --> 00:24:54,757
- WELL, YOUR MOTHER DID.
- NO, SHE DIDN'T.
596
00:24:54,759 --> 00:24:55,824
WELL, SHE SHOULD HAVE DONE.
597
00:24:55,826 --> 00:24:58,661
THEY SAY THERE ARE BEARS HERE.
598
00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:00,328
- WE IN BEAR COUNTRY?
- YEAH.
599
00:25:00,330 --> 00:25:03,298
WE SURE ARE.
DON'T WANDER OFF.
600
00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:05,301
THEY'LL RIP YOU APART.
601
00:25:05,303 --> 00:25:08,003
YEAH?
602
00:25:08,005 --> 00:25:10,072
I FUCKING HATE BEARS.
603
00:25:10,074 --> 00:25:13,208
THEY'LL EAT YOU UP.
604
00:25:13,210 --> 00:25:17,145
[WOMAN MOANING OVER TABLET]
605
00:25:17,147 --> 00:25:19,648
[ATTICUS]
JESUS!
606
00:25:19,650 --> 00:25:22,351
PORN'S SO FUCKING EXTREME
THESE DAYS.
607
00:25:22,353 --> 00:25:24,085
YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR PILLS.
608
00:25:24,087 --> 00:25:25,921
SMACKING A WOMAN WITH
THE TIP OF THE OLD WHITE SNAKE
609
00:25:25,923 --> 00:25:27,355
DOESN'T DO IT FOR ME,
I'LL TELL YA.
610
00:25:27,357 --> 00:25:31,693
THIS IS LIKE BASKETBALL.
611
00:25:31,695 --> 00:25:33,228
HAVE YOU GOT ANY SALVE?
612
00:25:33,230 --> 00:25:34,662
I CHAFE LIKE A CHALKBOARD.
613
00:25:34,664 --> 00:25:36,332
YOU'RE NOT MASTURBATING
WITH MY IPAD.
614
00:25:36,334 --> 00:25:38,066
- GIVE IT BACK TO ME...
- NOPE, NOPE. YOU CAN BUGGER OFF.
615
00:25:38,068 --> 00:25:40,238
[ADAM]
ATTICUS GIVE IT BACK, PLEASE.
616
00:25:46,344 --> 00:25:50,679
HERE WE ARE.
NICE CUP OF TEA.
617
00:25:50,681 --> 00:25:52,280
THANKS.
618
00:25:52,282 --> 00:25:53,884
HMM, DON'T MENTION IT.
619
00:26:00,825 --> 00:26:03,691
"SEVEN ANGRY WOMEN."
[CHUCKLES]
620
00:26:03,693 --> 00:26:06,061
"A STUDY IN 17 PARTS
621
00:26:06,063 --> 00:26:10,001
ON THE GUIDING PRINCIPLE
OF THE FEMALE SPIRIT."
622
00:26:12,068 --> 00:26:13,369
IS THIS
WHAT YOU'RE WORKING ON?
623
00:26:13,371 --> 00:26:16,270
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
624
00:26:16,272 --> 00:26:19,642
WELL, IT'S NOT
A VERY CATCHY TITLE.
625
00:26:19,644 --> 00:26:21,343
WELL, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE CATCHY.
626
00:26:21,345 --> 00:26:24,747
I MEAN, IT'S POST-POST MODERNIST
DOCU-FEMINIST CRITICISM, SO...
627
00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:25,750
POST-WHAT?
628
00:26:27,917 --> 00:26:29,418
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
629
00:26:29,420 --> 00:26:31,186
YES, BUT WOULD ANYBODY?
630
00:26:31,188 --> 00:26:33,287
IT'S A BIT MUDDLED.
631
00:26:33,289 --> 00:26:36,758
OH, SHIT,
YOU'RE RIGHT, ATTICUS.
632
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,260
YOUR TWO-SECOND VISUAL SNATCH
OF MY WORK MUST BE RIGHT.
633
00:26:39,262 --> 00:26:41,196
I MEAN, THAT'S EIGHT YEARS
OF MY LIFE.
634
00:26:41,198 --> 00:26:42,730
EIGHT YEARS OF MY LIFE.
635
00:26:42,732 --> 00:26:44,999
BUT YOU THINK IT'S MUDDLED.
636
00:26:45,001 --> 00:26:47,102
YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT.
MAYBE I'LL JUST CHUCK IT, RIGHT?
637
00:26:47,104 --> 00:26:49,103
IT WAS JUST AN OBSERVATION.
638
00:26:49,105 --> 00:26:51,009
YEAH, THANKS FOR THAT.
639
00:26:54,944 --> 00:26:56,246
TOUCHY.
640
00:27:33,884 --> 00:27:37,018
[BEAR GROWLING OVER SPEAKERS]
641
00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:38,987
[ATTICUS]
THERE'S A BEAR IN THE BACK!
642
00:27:38,989 --> 00:27:40,756
- THERE'S A BEAR!
- SHIT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
643
00:27:40,758 --> 00:27:42,458
- THERE'S A BEAR IN THE BACK!
- AH!
644
00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:44,392
IN THE BACK OF THE BUS!
IN THE BACK OF THE BUS!
645
00:27:44,394 --> 00:27:46,761
THERE'S A BEAR!
THERE'S A BEAR!
646
00:27:46,763 --> 00:27:48,432
[MUSIC PLAYING]
647
00:28:17,761 --> 00:28:20,027
[ADAM COUGHING]
648
00:28:20,029 --> 00:28:22,366
OH, JESUS.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
649
00:28:24,934 --> 00:28:26,535
HEY, WHERE'S ATTICUS?
650
00:28:26,537 --> 00:28:27,872
I'M HERE.
651
00:28:29,874 --> 00:28:32,207
WHERE THE HELL'S ARNOLD?
652
00:28:32,209 --> 00:28:34,375
- I KILLED HIM.
- WHAT?
653
00:28:34,377 --> 00:28:35,811
CHOKED HIM TO DEATH
IN HIS SLEEP,
654
00:28:35,813 --> 00:28:36,879
BURIED HIM UNDER A TEEPEE.
655
00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:38,546
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
656
00:28:38,548 --> 00:28:40,248
HE JUMPED SHIP.
657
00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:41,917
WELL, NOW I GOTTA CALL JIMMY.
658
00:28:41,919 --> 00:28:43,384
NO, NO, NO,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
659
00:28:43,386 --> 00:28:45,386
- NO.
- ADAM, ADAM, ADAM, ADAM, ADAM.
660
00:28:45,388 --> 00:28:49,290
SON...
661
00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:52,527
LISTEN, I WASN'T GOING TO
TELL YOU THIS,
662
00:28:52,529 --> 00:28:55,463
I DIDN'T WANT TO
LAY IT ON YOU, BUT...
663
00:28:55,465 --> 00:28:58,033
YOU'RE BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE,
I'VE GOT TO.
664
00:28:58,035 --> 00:29:00,004
NO, WAIT.
665
00:29:01,238 --> 00:29:03,538
LIKE JIMMY SAID,
MAYBE YOU AND I
666
00:29:03,540 --> 00:29:04,840
SHOULD GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
667
00:29:04,842 --> 00:29:08,142
- OH, GOD.
- MAKE UP.
668
00:29:08,144 --> 00:29:11,078
PUT THINGS RIGHT BETWEEN US.
669
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:14,082
OH, THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.
I'M ALL EARS, ATTICUS.
670
00:29:14,084 --> 00:29:15,517
WHAT KIND OF THINGS?
671
00:29:15,519 --> 00:29:18,319
WELL, YOU KNOW, THINGS.
I MEAN...
672
00:29:18,321 --> 00:29:19,587
[CLEARS THROAT]
673
00:29:19,589 --> 00:29:22,557
WELL, I CAN'T THINK
OF ANYTHING...
674
00:29:22,559 --> 00:29:25,093
THAT I CAN... IT'S HARD TO KNOW
WHERE TO START.
675
00:29:25,095 --> 00:29:26,428
I MEAN, UM...
676
00:29:26,430 --> 00:29:29,297
- [STAMMERING]
- WOW, THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
677
00:29:29,299 --> 00:29:30,899
THANK YOU.
678
00:29:30,901 --> 00:29:32,534
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY,
LISTEN TO ME,
679
00:29:32,536 --> 00:29:36,071
I'M TRYING...
680
00:29:36,073 --> 00:29:37,238
I MEAN,
WE HARDLY KNOW EACH OTHER.
681
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:38,606
IT'S BEEN 15 YEARS.
682
00:29:38,608 --> 00:29:40,909
I'M GONNA BE GONE SOON.
683
00:29:40,911 --> 00:29:41,910
OH, JESUS.
684
00:29:41,912 --> 00:29:43,946
IT'S NOT THAT I...
685
00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:45,613
- [PHONE SHATTERS, TIRES SCREECH]
- THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO?
686
00:29:45,615 --> 00:29:47,415
- [CAR HORN HONKS]
- [WOMAN] ASSHOLE!
687
00:29:47,417 --> 00:29:49,951
I THREW YOUR PHONE
OUT OF THE WINDOW.
688
00:29:49,953 --> 00:29:51,886
WHAT THE FUCK, ATTICUS?
I NEED MY PHONE!
689
00:29:51,888 --> 00:29:53,221
- I'M EXPECT...
- OH, CALM DOWN.
690
00:29:53,223 --> 00:29:54,856
NO, I NEED MY FUCKING PHONE!
691
00:29:54,858 --> 00:29:56,424
WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT
ABOUT YOUR PHONE ANYWAY?
692
00:29:56,426 --> 00:29:58,259
I HAVE TO CALL CLEMMY.
693
00:29:58,261 --> 00:30:00,461
WHO'S CLAMMY?
694
00:30:00,463 --> 00:30:02,230
CLEM, MY PARTNER.
695
00:30:02,232 --> 00:30:04,600
OH. THAT'S A SURPRISE.
696
00:30:04,602 --> 00:30:06,535
HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO GUYS
BEEN TOGETHER?
697
00:30:06,537 --> 00:30:09,004
OH, VERY FUNNY.
SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND.
698
00:30:09,006 --> 00:30:10,639
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU SAY THAT?
699
00:30:10,641 --> 00:30:12,341
BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE TO
INFANTILIZE HER, ALL RIGHT?
700
00:30:12,343 --> 00:30:14,276
SHE'S NOT A GIRL.
SHE'S A WOMAN.
701
00:30:14,278 --> 00:30:16,178
- NOT THAT YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE...
- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
702
00:30:16,180 --> 00:30:18,479
- VEGAS, 21 MILES.
- OH...
703
00:30:18,481 --> 00:30:20,515
- WELL!
- WE'RE NOT GOING TO VEGAS!
704
00:30:20,517 --> 00:30:22,584
WE BETTER GET SOME BREAKFAST,
BUILD UP OUR STRENGTH,
705
00:30:22,586 --> 00:30:24,255
IT'S GONNA BE
ONE HELL OF A NIGHT.
706
00:30:28,325 --> 00:30:30,459
YOU THINK THERE'S SUGAR
IN THE OATMEAL?
707
00:30:30,461 --> 00:30:31,893
PROBABLY.
708
00:30:31,895 --> 00:30:34,962
I LOVED YOU
IN "DEEP STACK JOHNSON."
709
00:30:34,964 --> 00:30:36,565
- DID YOU?
- YEAH!
710
00:30:36,567 --> 00:30:38,033
THANK YOU.
I PLAYED A GAMBLER.
711
00:30:38,035 --> 00:30:39,066
- HE DID.
- HMM.
712
00:30:39,068 --> 00:30:41,670
I WAS QUITE GOOD ACTUALLY.
713
00:30:41,672 --> 00:30:46,642
I'LL HAVE THE BREAKFAST
PLATE COMBO AND SOME F...
714
00:30:46,644 --> 00:30:50,178
NO, HASH BROWNS AND, UM...
715
00:30:50,180 --> 00:30:51,546
A COUPLE OF THOSE
APPLE THINGS.
716
00:30:51,548 --> 00:30:53,448
DO YOU WANT ME TO BIGGY-SIZE
THAT FOR YOU?
717
00:30:53,450 --> 00:30:55,083
ABSOLUTELY.
718
00:30:55,085 --> 00:30:56,617
I HAVEN'T GOT ANY CASH.
YOU...
719
00:30:56,619 --> 00:30:58,186
OF COURSE.
720
00:30:58,188 --> 00:31:00,255
- DO YOU WANT A COFFEE?
- NO.
721
00:31:00,257 --> 00:31:01,256
OATMEAL.
722
00:31:01,258 --> 00:31:04,162
OATMEAL. OKAY.
723
00:31:06,430 --> 00:31:08,563
CAN I JUST POINT OUT, YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE EATING HEALTHY,
724
00:31:08,565 --> 00:31:10,699
NOT CLOGGING UP THAT
FILTHY BLACK HEART OF YOURS?
725
00:31:10,701 --> 00:31:12,700
THIS IS EGGS, POTATO,
726
00:31:12,702 --> 00:31:15,136
- SAUSAGE.
- WHATEVER.
727
00:31:15,138 --> 00:31:16,939
I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER.
728
00:31:16,941 --> 00:31:21,075
MY MOTHER DRANK TWO DRY MARTINIS
EVERY NIGHT TILL SHE WAS 96,
729
00:31:21,077 --> 00:31:22,477
AND SHE'S YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
730
00:31:22,479 --> 00:31:24,578
YEAH, I KINDA
PUT THAT TOGETHER.
731
00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:26,715
MM, THIS IS SO GOOD.
732
00:31:26,717 --> 00:31:29,250
THERE'S DEFINITELY
SUGAR IN THIS.
733
00:31:29,252 --> 00:31:30,986
YOU USED TO LOVE SUGAR.
734
00:31:30,988 --> 00:31:33,388
YEAH, WELL, SUGAR'S POISON.
735
00:31:33,390 --> 00:31:35,657
SEE, WE'RE BASICALLY BEING
SODOMIZED BY MONSANTO RIGHT NOW.
736
00:31:35,659 --> 00:31:37,325
I USED TO SLIP
737
00:31:37,327 --> 00:31:39,594
A PACKET OF M&MS INTO
YOUR SCHOOLBAG, REMEMBER?
738
00:31:39,596 --> 00:31:43,065
WHEN YOUR MOTHER
WASN'T LOOKING.
739
00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:44,602
PUT THAT IN THE PLUS COLUMN,
WOULD YOU?
740
00:31:52,442 --> 00:31:54,545
YOU KNOW THAT WASN'T BULLSHIT
ABOUT FEELING OLD.
741
00:31:56,547 --> 00:31:58,482
THIS COULD BE
THE END OF THE LINE.
742
00:32:01,117 --> 00:32:03,218
LOOK, AFTER THE OPERATION,
YOU'LL PROBABLY BE HUMPING
743
00:32:03,220 --> 00:32:04,251
SOME EXTRA'S LEG IN NO TIME.
744
00:32:04,253 --> 00:32:05,487
NO, COME ON.
745
00:32:05,489 --> 00:32:08,190
THOSE BIG OPERATIONS,
YOU KNOW...
746
00:32:08,192 --> 00:32:09,626
THEY REALLY FUCK YOU UP.
747
00:32:12,429 --> 00:32:14,932
YOU'RE AGING. IT HAPPENS.
748
00:32:17,433 --> 00:32:21,402
WE'RE BASICALLY ALL
JUST BORN TO DIE.
749
00:32:21,404 --> 00:32:24,509
I HAPPEN TO THINK
THAT WE'RE BORN TO LIVE.
750
00:32:26,175 --> 00:32:28,142
OH, THAT'S PROFOUND.
751
00:32:28,144 --> 00:32:31,046
WELL, LISTEN, I'VE GOT
FIVE NIGHTS LEFT.
752
00:32:31,048 --> 00:32:34,649
FIVE NIGHTS
BEFORE WE GET TO THE WEDDING
753
00:32:34,651 --> 00:32:36,551
AND THEY CUT ME OPEN
754
00:32:36,553 --> 00:32:39,121
AND GOD KNOWS
WHAT WILL HAPPEN.
755
00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:41,155
THIS IS LIKE THE LAST
FLIGHT OF THE SHUTTLE
756
00:32:41,157 --> 00:32:42,524
BEFORE THEY RETIRE IT.
757
00:32:42,526 --> 00:32:44,392
- OH, GOD.
- THIS COULD BE MY LAST RUN.
758
00:32:44,394 --> 00:32:46,094
PLEASE STOP TALKING
IN METAPHORS.
759
00:32:46,096 --> 00:32:49,398
YOU'RE EITHER FOR ME
OR AGAINST ME.
760
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,602
AND GOD HELP YOU
IF YOU'RE AGAINST ME.
761
00:32:56,272 --> 00:32:57,506
- JESUS, WATCH IT.
- HEY!
762
00:32:57,508 --> 00:32:59,740
[ATTICUS]
THANKS VERY MUCH.
763
00:32:59,742 --> 00:33:02,346
[MUSIC PLAYING]
764
00:33:05,449 --> 00:33:06,651
WHO'S DRIVING?
765
00:33:32,843 --> 00:33:34,742
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN ASLEEP?
766
00:33:34,744 --> 00:33:37,179
A COUPLE HOURS.
767
00:33:37,181 --> 00:33:39,314
WHAT? A COUPLE OF HOURS?
JESUS.
768
00:33:39,316 --> 00:33:42,150
MUST HAVE NEEDED IT.
769
00:33:42,152 --> 00:33:43,151
HAVE WE PASSED VEGAS?
770
00:33:43,153 --> 00:33:44,352
YEP.
771
00:33:44,354 --> 00:33:47,756
OH, GOD.
PULL OFF AT THE NEXT EXIT.
772
00:33:47,758 --> 00:33:49,458
WE'VE GOT TO TURN THE BUS
AROUND AND GO BACK.
773
00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:55,162
SORRY, PAPA BEAR,
HOUSE ALWAYS WINS.
774
00:33:55,164 --> 00:33:58,266
YOU KNOW,
YOU USED TO BE A GOOD ACTOR.
775
00:33:58,268 --> 00:34:00,334
HAD GREAT PROMISE.
776
00:34:00,336 --> 00:34:03,138
I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU WALKED AWAY FROM IT.
777
00:34:03,140 --> 00:34:04,605
OH, I WONDER WHY.
778
00:34:04,607 --> 00:34:08,275
MM, SO DID I.
779
00:34:08,277 --> 00:34:10,512
LACK OF BALLS, BOY.
780
00:34:10,514 --> 00:34:11,746
YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FATHER.
781
00:34:11,748 --> 00:34:13,748
OH, COME ON.
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE,
782
00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:14,816
LAY OFF ME, CAN'T YOU?
783
00:34:14,818 --> 00:34:16,485
I GOT ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE,
784
00:34:16,487 --> 00:34:18,320
I'M LIVING ON BORROWED TIME.
785
00:34:18,322 --> 00:34:20,291
YEAH, WELL, WE ALL ARE.
786
00:34:27,530 --> 00:34:30,465
MAYBE IT WOULDN'T BE THE WORST THING
IN THE WORLD IF WE DID SOME BONDING.
787
00:34:30,467 --> 00:34:33,434
OKAY.
788
00:34:33,436 --> 00:34:35,470
HOW DO YOU WANT TO START?
789
00:34:35,472 --> 00:34:36,641
SHOULD WE HAVE A HUG IN?
790
00:34:39,143 --> 00:34:42,209
WHAT WAS YOUR FATHER LIKE?
791
00:34:42,211 --> 00:34:43,411
OH, JESUS CHRIST,
792
00:34:43,413 --> 00:34:45,213
- YOU'RE GONNA START THERE?
- WHAT?
793
00:34:45,215 --> 00:34:47,182
I WAS FOUR WHEN HE DIED.
I BARELY KNEW HIM.
794
00:34:47,184 --> 00:34:49,684
YEAH, WELL, WELL,
LET'S JUST...
795
00:34:49,686 --> 00:34:52,387
SAY HE WAS DIFFICULT TO TALK TO
AND LEAVE IT AT THAT.
796
00:34:52,389 --> 00:34:54,588
DID HE SEE ANY OF YOUR MOVIES?
797
00:34:54,590 --> 00:34:56,291
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
798
00:34:56,293 --> 00:34:57,592
[SCOFFS]
799
00:34:57,594 --> 00:34:59,226
DO YOU THINK
HE WAS PROUD OF YOU AT LEAST?
800
00:34:59,228 --> 00:35:01,929
WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS?
801
00:35:01,931 --> 00:35:04,166
WHY ARE YOU SO UNCOMFORTABLE
TALKING ABOUT YOUR FATHER?
802
00:35:04,168 --> 00:35:06,668
I'M NOT...
803
00:35:06,670 --> 00:35:08,936
HEY, HEY, HEY,
WE GOT A SITUATION.
804
00:35:08,938 --> 00:35:12,706
OH! HELLO!
HEY, SWEETHEART.
805
00:35:12,708 --> 00:35:15,177
WHOA! HA!
806
00:35:15,179 --> 00:35:17,211
HI, GIRLIES.
807
00:35:17,213 --> 00:35:18,512
HONK THE HORN.
808
00:35:18,514 --> 00:35:19,813
I'M NOT GONNA HONK THE HORN.
809
00:35:19,815 --> 00:35:21,449
HEY! HONK THE HORN.
HONK THE HORN.
810
00:35:21,451 --> 00:35:22,550
- NO.
- THEY WAVED AT ME!
811
00:35:22,552 --> 00:35:25,619
- GO ON, HONK THE HORN.
- NO.
812
00:35:25,621 --> 00:35:26,954
[STAMMERS]
GO FASTER.
813
00:35:26,956 --> 00:35:28,356
- HIT THEM! HIT THEM!
- NO!
814
00:35:28,358 --> 00:35:29,356
GO ON, JUST HIT THEM!
815
00:35:29,358 --> 00:35:30,691
- NO!
- JUST HIT THEM.
816
00:35:30,693 --> 00:35:32,327
- HONK THE HORN AND HIT THEM.
- STOP. STOP!
817
00:35:32,329 --> 00:35:33,528
OH, JESUS.
818
00:35:33,530 --> 00:35:36,197
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY.
819
00:35:36,199 --> 00:35:37,634
WE LOST THEM.
820
00:35:39,670 --> 00:35:43,438
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN
A GREAT WAY TO BOND.
821
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,842
[MUSIC PLAYING]
822
00:35:58,454 --> 00:35:59,456
HEY.
823
00:36:03,559 --> 00:36:04,992
I LOVE YOU.
824
00:36:04,994 --> 00:36:07,498
WHAT?
825
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,402
NOTHING.
826
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,715
[ANNOUNCER] DON'T GO ANYWHERE
BECAUSE WHEN WE RETURN...
827
00:36:27,717 --> 00:36:31,253
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE WATCHING THIS CRAP
828
00:36:31,255 --> 00:36:35,356
SITTING IN THE BACK
OF A FUCKING BUS
829
00:36:35,358 --> 00:36:37,825
IN A SEARS PARKING LOT.
830
00:36:37,827 --> 00:36:39,360
IT'S A WALMART.
831
00:36:39,362 --> 00:36:40,862
- [URINATING]
- WELL, WHATEVER.
832
00:36:40,864 --> 00:36:42,800
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A STAR.
833
00:36:46,369 --> 00:36:47,936
I HAVEN'T LIVED
IN THESE CRAMPED CONDITIONS
834
00:36:47,938 --> 00:36:49,970
SINCE I WAS IN THE ARMY.
835
00:36:49,972 --> 00:36:51,840
YOU WERE NEVER IN THE ARMY.
836
00:36:51,842 --> 00:36:55,644
WELL, I MADE SO MANY ARMY FILMS,
I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN.
837
00:36:55,646 --> 00:36:58,749
LISTEN,
I'M GONNA GO ON A PIZZA RUN.
838
00:37:00,751 --> 00:37:02,050
[WOMAN]
HI, MR. SMITH.
839
00:37:02,052 --> 00:37:03,851
THIS IS DR. KHAZAR'S OFFICE
840
00:37:03,853 --> 00:37:06,487
CALLING TO SET UP
A FOLLOW-UP APPOINTMENT.
841
00:37:06,489 --> 00:37:07,621
PLEASE CALL US...
842
00:37:07,623 --> 00:37:09,426
[COINS CLATTER]
843
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:14,996
[PHONE RINGING]
844
00:37:14,998 --> 00:37:16,664
- HEY.
- HEY.
845
00:37:16,666 --> 00:37:18,599
OH, MY GOD. I'M SO SORRY
I HAVEN'T CALLED.
846
00:37:18,601 --> 00:37:20,337
ATTICUS THREW MY PHONE
OUT THE WINDOW.
847
00:37:21,905 --> 00:37:24,572
WHY ARE YOU
RESEARCHING UROLOGISTS?
848
00:37:24,574 --> 00:37:26,474
WHAT?
849
00:37:26,476 --> 00:37:29,280
GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE
RESEARCHING VASECTOMIES AGAIN.
850
00:37:31,347 --> 00:37:33,048
HANG ON A SECOND, WHY WERE YOU
LOOKING AT MY SEARCH HISTORY?
851
00:37:33,050 --> 00:37:34,516
ISN'T THAT KIND OF
A BREACH OF TRUST?
852
00:37:34,518 --> 00:37:35,816
YOU DON'T YOU THINK
THAT CLANDESTINE
853
00:37:35,818 --> 00:37:37,651
VASECTOMY RESEARCH
IS MORE OF A BREACH?
854
00:37:37,653 --> 00:37:39,787
- VASECTOMIES?
- ADAM, I THOUGHT YOU WERE OVER THIS.
855
00:37:39,789 --> 00:37:41,322
I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THIS.
856
00:37:41,324 --> 00:37:44,726
ARE YOU TRYING TO AVOID
HAVING KIDS WITH ME?
857
00:37:44,728 --> 00:37:47,061
- NO. NO.
- REALLY?
858
00:37:47,063 --> 00:37:48,697
'CAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE IT.
859
00:37:48,699 --> 00:37:50,932
- LOOK, I'M NOT...
- LISTEN, I HAVE TO CONCENTRATE
860
00:37:50,934 --> 00:37:52,967
ON MY DOCUMENTARY
FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS.
861
00:37:52,969 --> 00:37:55,704
LET'S JUST TALK AT ANNABEL'S
WEDDING, OKAY?
862
00:37:55,706 --> 00:37:57,472
I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE BACK HERE AGAIN.
863
00:37:57,474 --> 00:38:01,675
I PROMISE I WON'T RESEARCH
VASECTOMIES ANYMORE, OKAY?
864
00:38:01,677 --> 00:38:04,545
[MAN] HEY, CLEM, WE'RE GOING
TO DO A MIX OF THE FIRST CUE.
865
00:38:04,547 --> 00:38:05,780
I GOTTA GO.
I'M IN THE RECORDING STUDIO.
866
00:38:05,782 --> 00:38:09,450
OKAY. I LOVE YOU.
867
00:38:09,452 --> 00:38:10,688
YOU, TOO. BYE.
868
00:38:29,972 --> 00:38:34,641
I THOUGHT OF
TYING MY NUTS ONCE.
869
00:38:34,643 --> 00:38:35,979
BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.
870
00:38:38,481 --> 00:38:40,985
OF COURSE, IF I HAD,
I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD YOUR SISTER.
871
00:38:44,387 --> 00:38:45,653
I'M ALL FOR IT.
872
00:38:45,655 --> 00:38:48,592
I THINK...
I THINK THEY CAN BE GREAT.
873
00:38:51,628 --> 00:38:54,664
IF YOU WANT... MY TWO CENTS.
874
00:38:59,635 --> 00:39:02,340
I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT ADVICE,
I'M AFRAID.
875
00:39:17,721 --> 00:39:19,389
DO YOU EVER
SHUT THE FUCK UP?
876
00:39:21,791 --> 00:39:24,394
[MUSIC PLAYING]
877
00:39:32,501 --> 00:39:33,568
♪ TO MY ♪
878
00:39:33,570 --> 00:39:37,972
♪ ACHING GLOW ♪
879
00:39:37,974 --> 00:39:39,844
♪ YOU GOT A HOLD OF ME NOW ♪
880
00:39:44,815 --> 00:39:47,548
♪ HOW YOU RENDERED ♪
881
00:39:47,550 --> 00:39:50,784
♪ SLOW ♪
882
00:39:50,786 --> 00:39:52,720
♪ BUT HOTTER THAN HELL ♪
883
00:39:52,722 --> 00:39:54,725
♪ TO MY BURN ♪
884
00:39:56,460 --> 00:40:00,398
♪ I'M LOOKING FOR
MY OLD MANS' SHOES ♪
885
00:40:02,498 --> 00:40:07,637
♪ I'M KICKING OFF
THESE OLD TOWN BLUES ♪
886
00:40:09,706 --> 00:40:14,809
- OH...
- ♪ DON'T LEAVE ME HERE ♪
887
00:40:14,811 --> 00:40:17,114
♪ 'CAUSE I JUST WON'T SURVIVE ♪
888
00:40:18,815 --> 00:40:20,148
DO YOU THINK HE HAS TO SHOUT?
889
00:40:20,150 --> 00:40:23,050
"ABRAHAM, GIVE ME A SON!"
890
00:40:23,052 --> 00:40:25,153
HE SHOULD HAVE GRAVITAS.
891
00:40:25,155 --> 00:40:26,753
HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO SHOUT,
GOD, WOULD HE?
892
00:40:26,755 --> 00:40:28,822
HE'D HAVE SOMEONE
TO RELAY IT FOR HIM.
893
00:40:28,824 --> 00:40:29,824
PERHAPS HE COULD TELEPHONE.
894
00:40:29,826 --> 00:40:31,693
BUT, I MEAN, IF YOU DID,
895
00:40:31,695 --> 00:40:33,595
THEN YOU COULD HAVE,
YOU COULD HEAR ABRAHAM
896
00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:36,197
REPLYING THROUGH THE... YOU KNOW,
THAT SORT OF TELEPHONE VOICE.
897
00:40:36,199 --> 00:40:38,700
THAT WOULD BE QUITE MODERN,
WOULDN'T IT?
898
00:40:38,702 --> 00:40:42,907
♪ HE'S THE SPIRIT
OF A YOUNG MAN MOURNING ♪
899
00:40:45,641 --> 00:40:49,446
♪ BUT LIKE THE SHADOW
OF A CARVING KNIFE ♪
900
00:40:51,547 --> 00:40:55,718
♪ HE'S NOT THE DANGER,
BUT THE WARNING SIGN ♪
901
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,088
♪ AND WE'RE KICKING OFF EASY ♪
902
00:41:00,090 --> 00:41:04,258
♪ HEY ♪
903
00:41:04,260 --> 00:41:06,996
♪ OH, I CAN'T SEEM TO MOVE ♪
904
00:41:11,902 --> 00:41:16,804
♪ I'M PARALYZED ♪
905
00:41:16,806 --> 00:41:21,110
♪ I'M CHOKING
ON MY HOLY MOOD... ♪
906
00:41:28,617 --> 00:41:32,119
WOW, I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE
SINCE WE SHOT "THROWDOWN."
907
00:41:32,121 --> 00:41:34,155
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KEPT IT
ALL THESE YEARS.
908
00:41:34,157 --> 00:41:38,025
THIS IS WHERE
I WANT TO BE BURIED.
909
00:41:38,027 --> 00:41:39,760
I'LL HAVE TO THROW A ROCK
THROUGH THE WINDOW.
910
00:41:39,762 --> 00:41:42,098
I DON'T KNOW WHERE
I LEFT THE KEYS.
911
00:41:49,072 --> 00:41:50,508
WE SHOULD MAYBE...
912
00:41:53,809 --> 00:41:55,008
BOBBY MUST HAVE OPENED IT UP.
913
00:41:55,010 --> 00:41:57,681
I'LL SEE
IF HE'S TURNED ON THE WATER.
914
00:41:59,815 --> 00:42:03,052
[DOOR CREAKS]
915
00:42:09,826 --> 00:42:12,228
[MUSIC PLAYING]
916
00:42:25,275 --> 00:42:26,911
- ATTICUS?
- [DOOR CREAKS OPEN]
917
00:42:29,913 --> 00:42:31,282
FUCK IT.
918
00:42:32,315 --> 00:42:34,115
YOU SHOULD COME IN, ADAM.
919
00:42:34,117 --> 00:42:36,150
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE OLD
COOCH POT IS STILL WORKING.
920
00:42:36,152 --> 00:42:37,751
- IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- YOU'RE DRINKING?
921
00:42:37,753 --> 00:42:38,753
A LITTLE APERITIF.
922
00:42:38,755 --> 00:42:40,088
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
923
00:42:40,090 --> 00:42:41,655
YOU CAN'T EVEN WAIT
TILL THE OPERATION?
924
00:42:41,657 --> 00:42:44,958
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
A RED-THROATED LOON?
925
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,295
THEY'RE VERY RARE
926
00:42:47,297 --> 00:42:49,063
AND THEY'RE VERY SHY.
927
00:42:49,065 --> 00:42:51,798
AND I THINK...
928
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,400
THAT'S ONE SITTING
ON THE BRANCH OVER THERE.
929
00:42:53,402 --> 00:42:54,869
HAVE A LOOK.
930
00:42:54,871 --> 00:42:56,804
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY.
931
00:42:56,806 --> 00:42:58,905
EVERYONE SHOULD BE
SO LUCKY, RIGHT?
932
00:42:58,907 --> 00:43:00,775
ADAM, COME ON.
933
00:43:00,777 --> 00:43:04,912
I'M HALF IRISH
FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
934
00:43:04,914 --> 00:43:06,947
ANYWAY, ISN'T THERE SOME KIND OF
RULE ABOUT DRINKING IN HOT TUBS?
935
00:43:06,949 --> 00:43:10,918
YES, THERE IS.
IT SAYS "DO IT."
936
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,590
I THINK THAT'S A BALD EAGLE.
937
00:43:14,923 --> 00:43:17,090
I ONCE SHOT A BALD EAGLE.
938
00:43:17,092 --> 00:43:19,927
NEVER FORGIVEN MYSELF FOR IT.
939
00:43:19,929 --> 00:43:21,865
WHY DID YOU CHEAT ON MOM?
940
00:43:26,068 --> 00:43:27,969
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO
AND TELL HER?
941
00:43:27,971 --> 00:43:30,438
I DIDN'T FUCKING TELL HER.
942
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,340
OH, COME ON, ADAM,
IT'S 15 YEARS AGO.
943
00:43:32,342 --> 00:43:34,708
SURELY, YOU'VE GOT THE BALLS
TO FESS UP TO IT BY NOW.
944
00:43:34,710 --> 00:43:36,811
YOU KNOW WHAT? BELIEVE
WHATEVER YOU WANT. I KNOW.
945
00:43:36,813 --> 00:43:39,313
YOU SCREWED ME FINANCIALLY.
946
00:43:39,315 --> 00:43:40,914
YOU FUCKED UP THE FAMILY.
947
00:43:40,916 --> 00:43:43,117
- OH, I FUCKED UP THE FAMILY?
- YEAH.
948
00:43:43,119 --> 00:43:45,153
YOU KNOW WHAT? TAKE SOME
RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
949
00:43:45,155 --> 00:43:47,789
YOU KNOW, YOU GO AROUND,
YOU HURT PEOPLE,
950
00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:50,057
YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW IT EATS THEM UP INSIDE.
951
00:43:50,059 --> 00:43:51,892
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF?
952
00:43:51,894 --> 00:43:54,061
YES, OF COURSE I AM!
953
00:43:54,063 --> 00:43:55,697
WELL, WHY ARE YOU
USING THE THIRD PERSON?
954
00:43:55,699 --> 00:43:57,197
DON'T DO THAT.
IT'S VERY CONFUSING.
955
00:43:57,199 --> 00:43:59,900
WHY AM I EVEN BOTHERING
HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH YOU?
956
00:43:59,902 --> 00:44:01,702
YOU'RE INCAPABLE OF TALKING
LIKE A HUMAN BEING
957
00:44:01,704 --> 00:44:03,104
BECAUSE YOU'RE A HOLLOW
HUSK OF A MAN.
958
00:44:03,106 --> 00:44:04,405
JUST COOL IT.
959
00:44:04,407 --> 00:44:06,374
- JUST ENJOY THE EVENING.
- OH, GO FUCK YOURSELF
960
00:44:06,376 --> 00:44:10,848
LIVE IN THE WORLD, NOT IN YOUR
OWN BLOODY HEAD ALL THE TIME!
961
00:44:17,820 --> 00:44:20,223
[PHONE VIBRATING]
962
00:44:28,731 --> 00:44:31,331
SON OF A BITCH.
963
00:44:31,333 --> 00:44:33,200
JIMMY, IT'S ADAM.
964
00:44:33,202 --> 00:44:35,836
HEY, YOU DON'T FUCK
WITH AN ANGEL.
965
00:44:35,838 --> 00:44:37,204
YOU TRYING TO GET US
ON THEIR SHIT LIST?
966
00:44:37,206 --> 00:44:38,940
NOW I GOT TO WORRY ABOUT
THE STUNTMEN'S UNION?
967
00:44:38,942 --> 00:44:40,407
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW?
968
00:44:40,409 --> 00:44:42,142
ATTICUS DID ALL THAT,
ALL RIGHT?
969
00:44:42,144 --> 00:44:44,412
HE DRUGGED ME, THEN HE THREW
MY PHONE OUT THE WINDOW.
970
00:44:44,414 --> 00:44:46,146
YOU KNOW WHAT, JIMMY?
YOU NEED TO GET HERE NOW.
971
00:44:46,148 --> 00:44:48,249
YOU GOTTA GET
YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!
972
00:44:48,251 --> 00:44:51,017
SORRY, I'M...
I'M AT A DOG SHOW RIGHT NOW.
973
00:44:51,019 --> 00:44:52,519
THERE'S A DOG NAMED
MICKEY ON MY LAP RIGHT NOW
974
00:44:52,521 --> 00:44:55,423
THAT SMELLS LIKE CHANEL,
AND MY NERVES
975
00:44:55,425 --> 00:44:57,492
ARE FRAYED, MAN.
976
00:44:57,494 --> 00:45:00,026
JACK JUST CALLED AND SAID HE'S
INCHES AWAY FROM REPLACING ATTICUS
977
00:45:00,028 --> 00:45:01,461
WITH DONALD SUTHERLAND
FOR GOD.
978
00:45:01,463 --> 00:45:03,865
I LIKE DONALD SUTHERLAND.
979
00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:05,233
WHAT ARE YOU...
WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?
980
00:45:05,235 --> 00:45:06,767
LOOK, I BOOKED HIM
ON CHARLIE'S SHOW.
981
00:45:06,769 --> 00:45:08,034
IT'LL BE GOOD,
THE STUDIO WILL SEE IT
982
00:45:08,036 --> 00:45:09,336
AND FEEL LIKE
EVERYTHING IS OKAY.
983
00:45:09,338 --> 00:45:11,037
YEAH, WELL,
HE'S NOT OKAY, ALL RIGHT?
984
00:45:11,039 --> 00:45:12,472
HE'S DRINKING LIKE A MADMAN.
985
00:45:12,474 --> 00:45:14,441
MY GOD, THEN PULL THE BOTTLE
OUT OF HIS MOUTH!
986
00:45:14,443 --> 00:45:15,976
AND HE'S EATING
A BUNCH OF SUGAR.
987
00:45:15,978 --> 00:45:17,845
THEN FEED HIM
DIABETIC COOKIES!
988
00:45:17,847 --> 00:45:19,179
LOOK, JIMMY...
989
00:45:19,181 --> 00:45:20,380
THERE'S A LOT OF UNCERTAINTY
IN MY LIFE.
990
00:45:20,382 --> 00:45:21,816
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS.
991
00:45:21,818 --> 00:45:23,284
LISTEN THE ONLY THING
YOU HAVE TO DO,
992
00:45:23,286 --> 00:45:25,920
THE ONLY THING, IS MAKE SURE
HE GETS THERE CLEAN,
993
00:45:25,922 --> 00:45:26,920
SOBER AND ALIVE.
994
00:45:26,922 --> 00:45:29,023
MY DOG IS MISSING A LEG.
995
00:45:29,025 --> 00:45:30,490
I GOT A THREE-LEGGED DOG
996
00:45:30,492 --> 00:45:33,026
AND HE'S ABOUT TO COMPETE
IN AN OBSTACLE COURSE.
997
00:45:33,028 --> 00:45:35,095
A PIECE OF THE OBSTACLE COURSE IS
LITERALLY HIM JUMPING THROUGH HOOPS.
998
00:45:35,097 --> 00:45:37,063
HOOP AFTER HOOP AFTER HOOP.
999
00:45:37,065 --> 00:45:38,298
[ATTICUS YELLING]
1000
00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:39,400
DO YOU HEAR ME?
1001
00:45:39,402 --> 00:45:40,834
TELL ME YOU'RE GONNA MAN UP!
1002
00:45:40,836 --> 00:45:42,436
ALL RIGHT,
JUST GET IT DONE, OKAY?
1003
00:45:42,438 --> 00:45:44,137
- GOOD-BYE. GOOD-BYE.
- [GROANS]
1004
00:45:44,139 --> 00:45:46,874
I WANT ANOTHER DRINK.
1005
00:45:46,876 --> 00:45:50,043
JUST GET ME ANOTHER BOTTLE.
1006
00:45:50,045 --> 00:45:51,378
WE DON'T HAVE ANOTHER DRINK.
1007
00:45:51,380 --> 00:45:54,581
[GROANING, MUTTERING]
1008
00:45:54,583 --> 00:45:57,552
YOU'RE A RAT.
YOU'RE A RAT, YOU ARE.
1009
00:45:57,554 --> 00:45:59,554
WHAT GOES ON SET,
STAYS ON SET.
1010
00:45:59,556 --> 00:46:01,956
YOU OUGHT TO REMEMBER THAT.
IF I TEACH YOU ANYTHING...
1011
00:46:01,958 --> 00:46:03,391
IF I TEACH YOU ANYTHING,
IT'S THAT.
1012
00:46:03,393 --> 00:46:05,092
YOU'RE A RAT.
1013
00:46:05,094 --> 00:46:08,329
YOU'RE... GO FUCKING...
GO IN A HOLE,
1014
00:46:08,331 --> 00:46:10,164
YOUR RAT HOLE.
1015
00:46:10,166 --> 00:46:12,803
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1016
00:46:37,059 --> 00:46:39,293
AGE CANNOT WITHER HER,
1017
00:46:39,295 --> 00:46:42,630
NOR CUSTOM STALE.
1018
00:46:42,632 --> 00:46:44,030
AH.
1019
00:46:44,032 --> 00:46:46,900
I HAD MY FIRST KISS
IN THIS CAR.
1020
00:46:46,902 --> 00:46:48,436
ELLIE THE MAKEUP GIRL.
1021
00:46:48,438 --> 00:46:50,170
I WAS 15, SHE WAS 25.
1022
00:46:50,172 --> 00:46:51,972
YEAH.
1023
00:46:51,974 --> 00:46:55,508
I PAID HER A HUNDRED DOLLARS
TO TAKE YOUR VIRGINITY.
1024
00:46:55,510 --> 00:46:57,345
WAIT, WHAT?
1025
00:46:57,347 --> 00:47:00,947
SHE TOLD ME
YOU CHICKENED OUT.
1026
00:47:00,949 --> 00:47:03,352
BIT RUDE CONSIDERING
IT WAS A GIFT.
1027
00:47:05,922 --> 00:47:09,523
COME ON, LET'S SHIT,
SHOWER AND SHAVE.
1028
00:47:09,525 --> 00:47:12,496
WE'RE WASTING DAYLIGHT.
1029
00:47:15,097 --> 00:47:16,130
[CAR ENGINE STARTS]
1030
00:47:16,132 --> 00:47:17,331
AH-HA!
1031
00:47:17,333 --> 00:47:19,967
YEAH, SHE'S LIKE A LION!
1032
00:47:19,969 --> 00:47:22,405
PUT THEM ON THE BACKSEAT.
1033
00:47:32,581 --> 00:47:33,981
OH, AND JUST FOR THE RECORD,
1034
00:47:33,983 --> 00:47:36,950
I DID LOSE MY VIRGINITY
1035
00:47:36,952 --> 00:47:41,291
IN THE BACKSEAT OF THIS CAR
WITH ELLIE AND ISABEL.
1036
00:47:44,159 --> 00:47:45,928
YEAH, THAT ISABEL.
1037
00:47:48,697 --> 00:47:51,932
GOOD GOD.
1038
00:47:51,934 --> 00:47:55,536
WELL, I NEVER KNEW
THAT WE CROSSED SWORDS.
1039
00:47:55,538 --> 00:47:59,472
WITH MY ISABEL? AH.
1040
00:47:59,474 --> 00:48:01,943
NICE WORK, SALOON BOY.
1041
00:48:01,945 --> 00:48:03,476
♪ OOH, OOH ♪
1042
00:48:03,478 --> 00:48:05,246
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
1043
00:48:05,248 --> 00:48:08,215
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH,
OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
1044
00:48:08,217 --> 00:48:10,083
♪ ALL I GOT ♪
1045
00:48:10,085 --> 00:48:11,519
♪ ALL I LOST ♪
1046
00:48:11,521 --> 00:48:13,954
♪ I GOT NOTHING ♪
1047
00:48:13,956 --> 00:48:15,188
♪ SAID NOTHING
TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ♪
1048
00:48:15,190 --> 00:48:18,358
♪ SAID OH, OH, HEY ♪
1049
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:19,392
♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪
1050
00:48:19,394 --> 00:48:20,494
♪ AND I AIN'T ♪
1051
00:48:20,496 --> 00:48:23,998
♪ GOT NOTHING I CAN'T DROP ♪
1052
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,465
♪ TO WATCH THE LIGHT ♪
1053
00:48:25,467 --> 00:48:27,568
♪ ON AND THROUGH THE DAY ♪
1054
00:48:27,570 --> 00:48:29,369
♪ CHANGING LANES ♪
1055
00:48:29,371 --> 00:48:33,740
♪ TILL I HITCH A RIDE
FOR HEAVEN ♪
1056
00:48:33,742 --> 00:48:35,376
♪ AND NOTHING THAT I GAIN ♪
1057
00:48:35,378 --> 00:48:37,010
♪ COFFEE IN THE RAIN ♪
1058
00:48:37,012 --> 00:48:39,447
♪ EVERYTHING THE SAME ♪
1059
00:48:39,449 --> 00:48:41,014
♪ BUT LIFE IS GOOD... ♪
1060
00:48:41,016 --> 00:48:44,217
[LINE RINGING]
1061
00:48:44,219 --> 00:48:46,619
[RECORDING] HEY, IT'S CLEM.
PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE.
1062
00:48:46,621 --> 00:48:48,324
- SHIT.
- [BEEP]
1063
00:48:53,663 --> 00:48:55,463
HMM.
1064
00:48:55,465 --> 00:48:58,465
YOU KNOW, THAT MIGHT QUALIFY
AS THE BEST SHIT OF MY LIFE.
1065
00:48:58,467 --> 00:49:00,467
- OH, JESUS, YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
- IS THAT MY PHONE?
1066
00:49:00,469 --> 00:49:03,670
THAT IS PRIVATE
AND VERY PERSONAL PROPERTY.
1067
00:49:03,672 --> 00:49:07,273
CLEMENTINE'S NOT
PICKING UP MY CALLS.
1068
00:49:07,275 --> 00:49:09,476
WELL, SHE PROBABLY
DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
1069
00:49:09,478 --> 00:49:11,711
IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME.
YOU DID LIE TO HER.
1070
00:49:11,713 --> 00:49:13,414
I DIDN'T LIE TO HER.
1071
00:49:13,416 --> 00:49:15,449
NO?
1072
00:49:15,451 --> 00:49:18,351
- IT'S COMPLICATED.
- ALL RIGHT.
1073
00:49:18,353 --> 00:49:21,222
WELL, LOOK, YOU DRIVE,
ALL RIGHT?
1074
00:49:21,224 --> 00:49:23,490
THAT DUMP'S EXHAUSTED ME.
1075
00:49:23,492 --> 00:49:25,061
BUT DON'T GET USED TO IT.
1076
00:49:32,534 --> 00:49:34,367
[ENGINE STARTS]
1077
00:49:34,369 --> 00:49:36,339
- SEAT BELT
- FUCK OFF.
1078
00:49:41,244 --> 00:49:43,711
240 NORTH VAN BUREN.
1079
00:49:43,713 --> 00:49:45,612
GOD, IF THIS BOOK
COULD TALK.
1080
00:49:45,614 --> 00:49:47,048
ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?
1081
00:49:47,050 --> 00:49:49,416
- ABSOLUTELY.
- WHO IS SHE?
1082
00:49:49,418 --> 00:49:52,119
SHE WAS A CATERER
ON A SERIAL KILLER MOVIE I DID
1083
00:49:52,121 --> 00:49:54,054
TO PAY FOR THE DIVORCE
YOU CAUSED.
1084
00:49:54,056 --> 00:49:55,488
DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?
1085
00:49:55,490 --> 00:49:57,458
[ATTICUS]
DOES THE POPE HAVE A BALCONY?
1086
00:49:57,460 --> 00:49:58,492
[ADAM]
WHY'D I EVEN ASK?
1087
00:49:58,494 --> 00:49:59,693
[ATTICUS]
NUMBER 60.
1088
00:49:59,695 --> 00:50:00,697
[ADAM]
GREAT.
1089
00:50:11,807 --> 00:50:13,139
[ATTICUS]
WOW.
1090
00:50:13,141 --> 00:50:14,708
[ADAM]
OH, THIS IS SO WRONG.
1091
00:50:14,710 --> 00:50:15,775
[ATTICUS]
OH, YEAH.
1092
00:50:15,777 --> 00:50:16,776
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1093
00:50:16,778 --> 00:50:19,512
YOU WAIT TILL YOU SEE HER.
1094
00:50:19,514 --> 00:50:21,784
HEL...
1095
00:50:24,653 --> 00:50:26,387
OH, MY GOD.
1096
00:50:26,389 --> 00:50:28,188
WHAT ARE YOU... NO, I NEVER
THOUGHT I'D SEE YOU AGAIN.
1097
00:50:28,190 --> 00:50:29,824
WELL, WELL,
YOU'RE A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES.
1098
00:50:29,826 --> 00:50:31,559
WHAT IS HE DOING? MM!
1099
00:50:31,561 --> 00:50:32,592
- WHOA
- HEY. UH, HELLO.
1100
00:50:32,594 --> 00:50:34,095
THIS IS MY SON, ADAM.
1101
00:50:34,097 --> 00:50:35,563
REMEMBER?
I TOLD YOU ABOUT HIM.
1102
00:50:35,565 --> 00:50:37,231
OH, ADAM, YES.
1103
00:50:37,233 --> 00:50:38,865
APPLE OF YOUR EYE. HI.
1104
00:50:38,867 --> 00:50:40,633
- DID I SAY THAT?
- YES, YOU DID SAY THAT.
1105
00:50:40,635 --> 00:50:43,704
- NO, I DIDN'T.
- YOU DID SAY THAT.
1106
00:50:43,706 --> 00:50:45,639
WHO ARE YOU?
1107
00:50:45,641 --> 00:50:48,141
CHRIST, THAT'S NOT MINE IS IT?
1108
00:50:48,143 --> 00:50:49,809
IT? SHE IS EIGHT,
1109
00:50:49,811 --> 00:50:51,612
AND I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
IN 13 YEARS.
1110
00:50:51,614 --> 00:50:52,615
OH, THANK GOD.
1111
00:50:54,483 --> 00:50:56,717
YOU MARRIED A DAMN FINE
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, D.D.
1112
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:58,418
LOOK AT HER. LOOK AT HER.
1113
00:50:58,420 --> 00:51:00,354
- STOP.
- OH, HEY, NOW, AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH?
1114
00:51:00,356 --> 00:51:01,856
HOW DO YOU KNOW EACH OTHER?
1115
00:51:01,858 --> 00:51:04,827
- WELL, WE WORKED...
- WE WERE LOVERS.
1116
00:51:10,233 --> 00:51:12,532
SHIT.
1117
00:51:12,534 --> 00:51:15,635
LOOK, I THINK
WE SHOULD BE HONEST.
1118
00:51:15,637 --> 00:51:18,572
I TRY TO BE TRUTHFUL
IN MY LIFE, AND...
1119
00:51:18,574 --> 00:51:22,043
IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO,
BUT WE LAY TOGETHER.
1120
00:51:25,914 --> 00:51:28,849
YOU KNOW, I AM GOING TO GO
CHECK ON THE FOOD.
1121
00:51:28,851 --> 00:51:32,521
HONEY, ELIZA, WHY DON'T YOU
COME WITH ME SWEETIE?
1122
00:51:40,730 --> 00:51:43,898
YEAH, WELL...
1123
00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:48,536
IT TAKES A REAL MAN...
1124
00:51:48,538 --> 00:51:53,273
TO SAY WHAT YOU
JUST SAID TO ME...
1125
00:51:53,275 --> 00:51:55,544
IN MY OWN HOME.
1126
00:51:58,914 --> 00:51:59,914
I RESPECT THAT.
1127
00:51:59,916 --> 00:52:03,320
AND...
1128
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:07,921
I LOVED YOU IN "JIVE ASS."
1129
00:52:07,923 --> 00:52:11,425
OH, WOW!
1130
00:52:11,427 --> 00:52:13,226
YOU'RE A GENEROUS MAN, D.D.
1131
00:52:13,228 --> 00:52:16,197
YOUR FATHER IS ONE
TALENTED BASTARD.
1132
00:52:16,199 --> 00:52:17,731
YEAH.
1133
00:52:17,733 --> 00:52:20,733
D.D., LISTEN,
YOU'RE A MAN OF THE CLOTH.
1134
00:52:20,735 --> 00:52:22,235
A DEACON.
1135
00:52:22,237 --> 00:52:23,637
WOULD YOU LET ME
PICK YOUR BRAINS?
1136
00:52:23,639 --> 00:52:25,271
- OH, BY ALL MEANS.
- YOU SEE, I'M ON A QUEST,
1137
00:52:25,273 --> 00:52:26,639
I'M ON A JOURNEY,
1138
00:52:26,641 --> 00:52:29,510
I'M TRYING
TO GET CLOSER TO GOD.
1139
00:52:29,512 --> 00:52:32,579
I'M TRYING TO GET
INSIDE GOD.
1140
00:52:32,581 --> 00:52:33,780
GOD'S A WOMAN.
1141
00:52:33,782 --> 00:52:34,782
YEAH, SHE MAY WELL BE, BUT...
1142
00:52:34,784 --> 00:52:36,416
OH, SHE MAY WELL BE, HUH?
1143
00:52:36,418 --> 00:52:37,717
SHE IS.
1144
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:39,686
WHAT I'M REALLY INTERESTED IN
1145
00:52:39,688 --> 00:52:43,791
IS WHETHER YOU CAN
GIVE ME ANY ADVICE
1146
00:52:43,793 --> 00:52:45,758
OF THE SPIRITUAL SORT,
1147
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:49,530
I MEAN,
PEARLS BEFORE SWINE.
1148
00:52:49,532 --> 00:52:51,398
[ADAM]
SWINE.
1149
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:54,304
I'D BE VERY HONORED
TO LISTEN TO IT.
1150
00:52:55,938 --> 00:52:58,606
WELL...
1151
00:52:58,608 --> 00:53:00,608
THE SPIRIT IS LIKE A RIVER.
1152
00:53:00,610 --> 00:53:02,909
AND ALL YOU NEED TO DO
1153
00:53:02,911 --> 00:53:06,847
IS GET OUT OF ITS WAY AND JUST
LET THAT RIVER FLOW THROUGH YOU.
1154
00:53:06,849 --> 00:53:08,949
- JUST FLOW.
- FLOW.
1155
00:53:08,951 --> 00:53:11,351
THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.
1156
00:53:11,353 --> 00:53:12,952
YOU'RE A WISE MAN.
1157
00:53:12,954 --> 00:53:14,988
NO, I'M JUST A MAN,
JUST LIKE YOU.
1158
00:53:14,990 --> 00:53:18,025
I HOPE EVERYONE LIKES STEAK.
1159
00:53:18,027 --> 00:53:20,661
OH, HE'S A VEGETARIAN, BUT JUST
THROW HIM SOME MASHED POTATO.
1160
00:53:20,663 --> 00:53:22,862
OH, MAN, I NEVER
UNDERSTOOD VEGETARIANS.
1161
00:53:22,864 --> 00:53:23,963
NOR ME, D.D.
1162
00:53:23,965 --> 00:53:26,032
THIS LOOKS GREAT.
1163
00:53:26,034 --> 00:53:27,300
GOODNESS ME.
1164
00:53:27,302 --> 00:53:29,536
I HAVE TO TELL YOU,
1165
00:53:29,538 --> 00:53:31,338
THE ROAD
GIVES YOU AN APPETITE.
1166
00:53:31,340 --> 00:53:32,505
- [ADELA LAUGHS]
- YES.
1167
00:53:32,507 --> 00:53:34,441
BLESS, THIS FOOD, OH, LORD,
1168
00:53:34,443 --> 00:53:37,878
FOR OUR USE,
AND US TO THY SERVICE,
1169
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:40,481
AND KEEP US EVER MINDFUL
OF THOSE IN NEED.
1170
00:53:40,483 --> 00:53:44,651
AND BLESS OUR NEW FRIENDS
YOU HAVE BROUGHT TO THIS TABLE
1171
00:53:44,653 --> 00:53:47,621
IN LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP.
1172
00:53:47,623 --> 00:53:49,055
IN JESUS' NAME, AMEN.
1173
00:53:49,057 --> 00:53:50,590
[ALL]
AMEN.
1174
00:53:50,592 --> 00:53:53,394
[ADELA CHUCKLES]
1175
00:53:53,396 --> 00:53:54,427
WE BOW OUR HEADS,
1176
00:53:54,429 --> 00:53:57,998
GREAT AND ALL-KNOWING FATHER,
1177
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,599
TO PRAISE THEE
FOR THY BOUNTY,
1178
00:53:59,601 --> 00:54:03,070
REPRESENTED TODAY
1179
00:54:03,072 --> 00:54:04,737
AS MEAT,
1180
00:54:04,739 --> 00:54:06,639
MASHED POTATO
1181
00:54:06,641 --> 00:54:08,508
AND SWEET FRUIT.
1182
00:54:08,510 --> 00:54:09,909
HOSANNA IN THE HIGHEST.
1183
00:54:09,911 --> 00:54:11,378
AMEN.
1184
00:54:11,380 --> 00:54:12,382
[DEACON]
AMEN.
1185
00:54:13,815 --> 00:54:15,883
TELL ME,
1186
00:54:15,885 --> 00:54:20,354
IS THERE A FOUR SEASONS
OR A RED ROOF INN?
1187
00:54:20,356 --> 00:54:22,655
- YES, WE HAVE A...
- [DEACON] NO, NO, NO, NO!
1188
00:54:22,657 --> 00:54:24,624
YOU'LL STAY WITH US.
1189
00:54:24,626 --> 00:54:27,795
- [ADAM] NO.
- NO, WE COULDN'T POSSIBLY IMPOSE.
1190
00:54:27,797 --> 00:54:30,563
THE TWINS ARE OVER-NIGHTING
AT THEIR FRIEND JOEL'S HOUSE,
1191
00:54:30,565 --> 00:54:32,666
SO YOU CAN TAKE THEIR ROOM.
1192
00:54:32,668 --> 00:54:33,666
YOU HAVE TWINS?
1193
00:54:33,668 --> 00:54:35,001
YES, TWINS.
1194
00:54:35,003 --> 00:54:37,371
- AGE?
- OH, NO, NO.
1195
00:54:37,373 --> 00:54:40,507
- OH, THEY'RE BABIES.
- YES. [LAUGHS]
1196
00:54:40,509 --> 00:54:42,476
- WELL...
- YEAH.
1197
00:54:42,478 --> 00:54:45,646
THAT'S ENORMOUSLY GENEROUS.
1198
00:54:45,648 --> 00:54:47,380
[ANNABEL ON PHONE]
HE'S YOUR FATHER, ADAM.
1199
00:54:47,382 --> 00:54:49,083
START ACTING LIKE IT.
1200
00:54:49,085 --> 00:54:51,684
JUST BECAUSE HE'S YOUR FATHER
DOESN'T MEAN HE HAS TO BE MINE.
1201
00:54:51,686 --> 00:54:55,088
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR CHICKENSHIT
DADDY ISSUES, I'M GETTING...
1202
00:54:55,090 --> 00:54:57,557
YOU NEED TO OPEN YOUR EYES
TO THIS WHOLE PARADIGM
1203
00:54:57,559 --> 00:55:00,760
I'M TRYING TO LAY OUT FOR YOU, WHICH IS
OUR FATHER'S THE GODDAMN ANTICHRIST.
1204
00:55:00,762 --> 00:55:03,130
OKAY, I'M GETTING MARRIED
IN A FEW DAYS.
1205
00:55:03,132 --> 00:55:04,865
- OH, YOU GOTTA GO?
- I GOTTA GO.
1206
00:55:04,867 --> 00:55:06,400
FINE, I DON'T CARE.
I GOTTA GO, I'M BUSY.
1207
00:55:06,402 --> 00:55:07,503
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
1208
00:55:11,139 --> 00:55:13,742
[SNORING]
1209
00:55:19,949 --> 00:55:21,985
[CHUCKLES]
1210
00:55:23,818 --> 00:55:26,619
I MEAN, THOSE BEDS,
I HIBERNATED LIKE A BEAR.
1211
00:55:26,621 --> 00:55:30,624
I DIDN'T EVEN TURN OVER,
I WAS SO COMFY AND COZY.
1212
00:55:30,626 --> 00:55:32,495
ANYBODY WOULD LIKE
SOME FRESH...
1213
00:55:35,030 --> 00:55:38,798
WHAT DOES "A.C." STAND FOR?
1214
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:40,833
I BELIEVE IT STANDS FOR
ANTI-CHRIST, ELIZA.
1215
00:55:40,835 --> 00:55:42,568
CAN YOU PASS THE GRITS, PLEASE?
1216
00:55:42,570 --> 00:55:44,771
THANK YOU.
1217
00:55:44,773 --> 00:55:48,141
[PHONE RINGING]
1218
00:55:48,143 --> 00:55:49,876
[RECORDING]
YOUR CALL HAS BEEN FORWARDED
1219
00:55:49,878 --> 00:55:51,512
TO AN AUTOMATIC VOICE
MESSAGING SERVICE.
1220
00:55:51,514 --> 00:55:53,847
[BEEP]
1221
00:55:53,849 --> 00:55:55,648
IT'S NATURAL, ISN'T IT,
TO BE WORRIED ABOUT
1222
00:55:55,650 --> 00:55:57,184
BRINGING A CHILD
INTO THIS WORLD
1223
00:55:57,186 --> 00:55:59,586
WHERE THERE'S GLOBAL WARMING,
THERE'S OVERPOPULATION?
1224
00:55:59,588 --> 00:56:01,655
I THINK
THOSE ARE JUST EXCUSES.
1225
00:56:01,657 --> 00:56:03,990
POLAR BEARS FLOATING AROUND
ON TINY FUCKING ICECAPS,
1226
00:56:03,992 --> 00:56:05,758
THAT'S EXCUSES? NO,
THAT'S DOWN TO YOUR GENERATION.
1227
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:07,927
WHO AM I, HENRY FORD?
1228
00:56:07,929 --> 00:56:09,195
I BET YOU VOTED
FOR RONALD REAGAN.
1229
00:56:09,197 --> 00:56:10,998
I DID NOT.
HE'S A TERRIBLE ACTOR.
1230
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,034
I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM.
I'VE NEVER VOTED FOR ANYBODY.
1231
00:56:14,036 --> 00:56:16,769
MY GOD,
YOUR APATHY IS UNBELIEVABLE.
1232
00:56:16,771 --> 00:56:18,574
DO YOU WANT
MY ADVICE OR NOT?
1233
00:56:19,742 --> 00:56:21,541
- FINE.
- DO WHAT I DO,
1234
00:56:21,543 --> 00:56:23,644
FOLLOW YOUR TRUE NATURE.
1235
00:56:23,646 --> 00:56:27,914
YOU SHOULD TAKE WHAT YOU'VE
LEARNED FROM CLAMMY AND MOVE ON.
1236
00:56:27,916 --> 00:56:30,650
I MEAN, WE LEARN MORE
FROM OUR MISTAKES
1237
00:56:30,652 --> 00:56:32,985
THAN FROM OUR SUCCESSES,
YOU KNOW?
1238
00:56:32,987 --> 00:56:35,456
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN
FROM "FIVE DAY FUCK"?
1239
00:56:35,458 --> 00:56:39,059
WELL, NOW, THAT WAS
A SUCCESSFUL FILM,
1240
00:56:39,061 --> 00:56:42,162
ARTISTICALLY SPEAKING,
SO I DIDN'T LEARN VERY MUCH.
1241
00:56:42,164 --> 00:56:43,896
KEEP YOUR EYE OUT
FOR A PHARMACY,
1242
00:56:43,898 --> 00:56:44,998
I NEED TO BUY SOME ASTRINGENT.
1243
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,402
WHY?
1244
00:56:50,940 --> 00:56:54,077
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1245
00:57:18,166 --> 00:57:20,769
[GLASS BREAKS, AIR HISSING]
1246
00:57:30,112 --> 00:57:32,749
WHOA, THAT'S A BIG GUY.
1247
00:57:35,650 --> 00:57:39,019
YOU KNOW, YOU COULD LEARN
SOMETHING FROM HIM.
1248
00:57:39,021 --> 00:57:40,787
HE'S LARGER THAN LIFE,
1249
00:57:40,789 --> 00:57:43,289
HE'S HIS OWN MAN...
1250
00:57:43,291 --> 00:57:45,791
- AND HE'S JOLLY.
- HEY.
1251
00:57:45,793 --> 00:57:47,994
HE'S A STRONGMAN
MADE OF VEGETABLES.
1252
00:57:47,996 --> 00:57:50,030
OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.
1253
00:57:50,032 --> 00:57:51,634
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
1254
00:57:53,702 --> 00:57:56,168
OH, GOD.
1255
00:57:56,170 --> 00:57:59,673
I'M JUST TRYING TO
CHEER YOU UP A BIT!
1256
00:57:59,675 --> 00:58:01,708
[WOMAN] NO, SAMUEL,
THIS DOES NOT COUNT AS A DATE.
1257
00:58:01,710 --> 00:58:03,943
- [SAMUEL] REALLY?
- ADAM, DON'T... NO, NO, NO,
1258
00:58:03,945 --> 00:58:05,248
DON'T DO THAT!
1259
00:58:09,284 --> 00:58:10,983
- ADAM, STOP THAT.
- [ADAM GRUNTING]
1260
00:58:10,985 --> 00:58:13,922
LOOK, YOU DON'T THROW ROCKS
AT THE GIANT!
1261
00:58:20,996 --> 00:58:23,930
OH, GREAT! THE TIRE'S FLAT!
1262
00:58:23,932 --> 00:58:25,898
GODDAMN IT,
NOW WE'RE STUCK HERE.
1263
00:58:25,900 --> 00:58:28,901
WELL, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
1264
00:58:28,903 --> 00:58:31,938
YOU RAN OVER THESE BOTTLES.
1265
00:58:31,940 --> 00:58:34,141
WELL, WHAT ARE THEY DOING
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?
1266
00:58:34,143 --> 00:58:36,309
LITTERING.
JESUS, THIS COUNTRY.
1267
00:58:36,311 --> 00:58:38,045
I MEAN...
1268
00:58:38,047 --> 00:58:40,981
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE
A NATIONAL MONUMENT, I THINK.
1269
00:58:40,983 --> 00:58:42,816
IF IT'S NOT, IT SHOULD BE.
1270
00:58:42,818 --> 00:58:43,816
PEOPLE SHOULD TAKE CARE OF IT.
1271
00:58:43,818 --> 00:58:47,824
OH, MY GOD.
1272
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:54,860
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK IN THE
GLOVE BOX AND GET THE MANUAL?
1273
00:58:54,862 --> 00:58:56,963
HOW THE FUCK DON'T YOU KNOW
HOW TO CHANGE A TIRE?
1274
00:58:56,965 --> 00:58:58,731
I'M AN ACTOR,
FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
1275
00:58:58,733 --> 00:59:00,766
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
1276
00:59:00,768 --> 00:59:03,003
SOMEONE LITERALLY
GIVES ME A PIECE OF PAPER
1277
00:59:03,005 --> 00:59:04,204
AT THE END OF EACH DAY
1278
00:59:04,206 --> 00:59:06,005
TO TELL ME WHAT
I'M DOING THE NEXT ONE.
1279
00:59:06,007 --> 00:59:07,240
THERE'S NO MANUAL.
1280
00:59:07,242 --> 00:59:09,809
WELL, HOW COME
YOU CAN'T CHANGE A TIRE?
1281
00:59:09,811 --> 00:59:11,244
YOU'RE NOT EVEN FAMOUS.
1282
00:59:11,246 --> 00:59:13,179
BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE
A FATHER TO TEACH ME.
1283
00:59:13,181 --> 00:59:15,682
OH, BOO-HOO.
1284
00:59:15,684 --> 00:59:18,952
GOD, YOUR GENERATION,
YOU'RE SO SQUISHY.
1285
00:59:18,954 --> 00:59:22,222
MY FATHER NEVER TOLD ME
THAT HE LOVED ME.
1286
00:59:22,224 --> 00:59:23,222
LOVE?
1287
00:59:23,224 --> 00:59:24,992
THAT'S HYSTERICAL.
1288
00:59:24,994 --> 00:59:26,325
I WOULD HAVE SETTLED
FOR A BIRTHDAY CARD ONCE
1289
00:59:26,327 --> 00:59:28,795
- IN THE LAST 15 YEARS.
- OH, WELL,
1290
00:59:28,797 --> 00:59:31,298
YOU'VE GOT YOUR NEW
BROTHER-IN-LAW FOR THAT NOW.
1291
00:59:31,300 --> 00:59:33,700
- WELL, THERE'S NO SIGNAL.
- EXCUSE ME.
1292
00:59:33,702 --> 00:59:34,700
- WAIT!
- EXCUSE ME...
1293
00:59:34,702 --> 00:59:36,168
WAIT. WAIT!
1294
00:59:36,170 --> 00:59:37,304
GO ON, CATCH HIM, CATCH HIM.
1295
00:59:37,306 --> 00:59:39,706
WAIT! WAIT!
1296
00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:41,811
- GO ON, ADAM.
- WAIT! FUCK!
1297
01:00:03,364 --> 01:00:05,634
[WOMEN CHUCKLING]
1298
01:00:09,737 --> 01:00:11,405
YOU GUYS OKAY?
1299
01:00:11,407 --> 01:00:14,074
HEY.
1300
01:00:14,076 --> 01:00:16,211
- YOU ALL RIGHT?
- WHAT? JESUS!
1301
01:00:17,846 --> 01:00:20,012
YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE
A SPARE TIRE.
1302
01:00:20,014 --> 01:00:22,315
WHAT?
1303
01:00:22,317 --> 01:00:24,717
WHAT DO WE DO?
1304
01:00:24,719 --> 01:00:26,753
I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU COULD
GIVE US A LIFT
1305
01:00:26,755 --> 01:00:29,356
INTO THE NEXT TOWN
WITH A GARAGE?
1306
01:00:29,358 --> 01:00:33,226
WELL, WE'RE CAMPING ABOUT FIVE
MILES UP THE ROAD FOR THE NIGHT.
1307
01:00:33,228 --> 01:00:35,829
WE CAN TAKE YOU
IN THE MORNING.
1308
01:00:35,831 --> 01:00:38,264
- NO, I THINK...
- ARE YOU SLEEPING IN TENTS?
1309
01:00:38,266 --> 01:00:39,932
YEAH.
1310
01:00:39,934 --> 01:00:42,001
UH, THAT'D BE FINE,
THAT'D BE FINE.
1311
01:00:42,003 --> 01:00:43,003
THAT'S PERFECT.
1312
01:00:43,005 --> 01:00:44,403
- GREAT.
- YEAH.
1313
01:00:44,405 --> 01:00:46,139
- YES.
- HOW ARE YOU GETTING ON WITH THAT WHEEL?
1314
01:00:46,141 --> 01:00:47,374
- I GOT IT.
- YOU GOT IT?
1315
01:00:47,376 --> 01:00:49,742
- MM-HMM.
- WHOA, LOOK AT THAT.
1316
01:00:49,744 --> 01:00:51,010
WE'RE IN BUSINESS.
1317
01:00:51,012 --> 01:00:52,179
YOU'RE ATTICUS SMITH.
1318
01:00:52,181 --> 01:00:54,780
- YES.
- YES, YOU ARE.
1319
01:00:54,782 --> 01:00:57,284
I DRESSED UP AS YOU IN "COPS
AND SLOBBERS" FOR HALLOWEEN.
1320
01:00:57,286 --> 01:00:59,052
- NO.
- YEAH.
1321
01:00:59,054 --> 01:01:00,954
I HOPE NOBODY DRESSED UP
AS SLOBBERS.
1322
01:01:00,956 --> 01:01:03,490
MIND YOU,
HE'S A WONDERFUL DOG.
1323
01:01:03,492 --> 01:01:05,224
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- MY BOYFRIEND DRESSED UP AS SLOBBERS.
1324
01:01:05,226 --> 01:01:06,226
- DID HE?
- YEAH.
1325
01:01:06,228 --> 01:01:07,394
DID HE GET THE DROOL?
1326
01:01:07,396 --> 01:01:08,862
OH, HE GOT THE DROOL
PERFECTLY.
1327
01:01:08,864 --> 01:01:10,030
WE USED LUBE.
1328
01:01:10,032 --> 01:01:11,965
[ATTICUS]
THIS IS A GREAT BUS.
1329
01:01:11,967 --> 01:01:13,432
WHERE'D YOU FIND IT?
1330
01:01:13,434 --> 01:01:15,101
WE WERE ON OUR WAY TO SFO
1331
01:01:15,103 --> 01:01:17,170
AND WE SAW THIS OLD HIPPIE
SELLING THE BUS, SO...
1332
01:01:17,172 --> 01:01:19,005
YAHOO BOUGHT OUR COMPANY LAST
YEAR AND WE HAVE ALL THIS MONEY,
1333
01:01:19,007 --> 01:01:21,074
SO WE FIGURE WE MIGHT AS WELL
HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH IT.
1334
01:01:21,076 --> 01:01:22,309
- WHY NOT?
- IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
1335
01:01:22,311 --> 01:01:24,311
- YOLO, RIGHT?
- WHAT?
1336
01:01:24,313 --> 01:01:27,347
WE SPENT FOUR DAYS AT A PHREAKER
FESTIVAL IN THE SALT FLATS.
1337
01:01:27,349 --> 01:01:28,981
IT GOT WEIRD.
1338
01:01:28,983 --> 01:01:31,284
OH, WELL, I WOULDN'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THAT,
1339
01:01:31,286 --> 01:01:32,519
BUT WHAT THE HELL?
1340
01:01:32,521 --> 01:01:34,054
- [LAUGHTER]
- WHO ARE THESE GUYS?
1341
01:01:34,056 --> 01:01:35,988
THAT'S JOHNNY.
HE OWNS THE COMPANY.
1342
01:01:35,990 --> 01:01:37,190
HE'S EXHAUSTED.
1343
01:01:37,192 --> 01:01:40,894
AND THIS IS WISDOM,
HE'S OUR SHAMAN.
1344
01:01:40,896 --> 01:01:42,098
WE'RE PAYING HIM.
1345
01:02:05,788 --> 01:02:07,155
FUCK IT.
1346
01:02:08,289 --> 01:02:09,356
[GULPS]
1347
01:02:09,358 --> 01:02:11,090
THAT'S GOOD.
1348
01:02:11,092 --> 01:02:14,496
- [HOWLING, WARBLING]
- I THINK I'LL JUST...
1349
01:02:19,001 --> 01:02:20,467
...STICK TO DEWAR'S.
1350
01:02:20,469 --> 01:02:22,936
- HAVEN'T GOT ANY ICE, HAVE YOU?
- [YELPS]
1351
01:02:22,938 --> 01:02:24,403
SODA WATER OR ANYTHING?
1352
01:02:24,405 --> 01:02:26,141
ATTICUS.
1353
01:02:32,146 --> 01:02:35,816
- ATTICUS.
- OH, ALL RIGHT.
1354
01:02:35,818 --> 01:02:39,920
VIVA CARLOS
CASTA-FUCKING-NEDA.
1355
01:02:39,922 --> 01:02:41,220
- MMM.
- THERE THEY GO.
1356
01:02:41,222 --> 01:02:44,825
WHOO! WHOO!
1357
01:02:44,827 --> 01:02:46,458
HEY! HEY!
1358
01:02:46,460 --> 01:02:48,130
[LAUGHS]
1359
01:02:51,132 --> 01:02:54,568
[ADAM]
I SEE A CORRIDOR OF FIRE.
1360
01:02:54,570 --> 01:02:56,869
- [WISDOM] RIGHT, RIGHT, GOOD.
- I'M IN A CORRIDOR OF FIRE.
1361
01:02:56,871 --> 01:02:59,438
[WISDOM] RIGHT, I WANT YOU, YOU
KNOW, YOU NEED TO RUN THROUGH THAT.
1362
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:02,309
- YOU NEED TO RUN THROUGH THAT.
- I THINK I'M CHANGING.
1363
01:03:02,311 --> 01:03:05,345
I MIGHT BE AN EAGLE.
1364
01:03:05,347 --> 01:03:08,180
- I THINK I'M AN EAGLE.
- BEAUTIFUL.
1365
01:03:08,182 --> 01:03:11,016
[ATTICUS]
I SHOT AN EAGLE ONCE.
1366
01:03:11,018 --> 01:03:13,320
I ATE IT TOO. DON'T THINK
I'LL EVER GET OVER IT.
1367
01:03:13,322 --> 01:03:15,121
[SHUDDERS]
1368
01:03:15,123 --> 01:03:16,923
I'M IN A BLACK PIT.
1369
01:03:16,925 --> 01:03:19,358
I THINK THIS STUFF'S
PRETTY WEAK.
1370
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,594
- IT'S COLD.
- I DIDN'T FEEL A THING.
1371
01:03:20,596 --> 01:03:23,195
WHAT'S THAT?
1372
01:03:23,197 --> 01:03:25,331
ARE THOSE MY FEATHERS?
HAVE YOU TAKEN MY FEATHERS?
1373
01:03:25,333 --> 01:03:27,934
- [MUTTERING]
- HAVE YOU BEEN PLUCKING ME?
1374
01:03:27,936 --> 01:03:29,202
NO, THOSE ARE YOUR FEATHERS.
1375
01:03:29,204 --> 01:03:32,975
[WARBLING]
1376
01:03:34,275 --> 01:03:35,541
ARE YOU OKAY?
YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN?
1377
01:03:35,543 --> 01:03:37,077
NO, NO, NO, IT'S GOOD.
IT'S GOOD.
1378
01:03:37,079 --> 01:03:38,311
- DO YOU WANT TO SWAP SEATS?
- IT'S GOOD.
1379
01:03:38,313 --> 01:03:39,612
IT'S GOOD.
1380
01:03:39,614 --> 01:03:42,581
- YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE...
- IT'S GOOD.
1381
01:03:42,583 --> 01:03:44,150
DO I NEED TO SIGN SOMETHING?
1382
01:03:44,152 --> 01:03:45,217
YOU DON'T NEED
TO SIGN ANYTHING.
1383
01:03:45,219 --> 01:03:47,119
- YOU SURE?
- I'M SURE.
1384
01:03:47,121 --> 01:03:50,456
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1385
01:03:50,458 --> 01:03:52,092
GO ON, LITTLE ONE.
1386
01:03:52,094 --> 01:03:53,425
[BOTH]
ONE, TWO, THREE.
1387
01:03:53,427 --> 01:03:54,661
[GRUNTS]
1388
01:03:54,663 --> 01:03:56,262
[NICOLE]
NOT THAT YOU'RE NOT SEXY,
1389
01:03:56,264 --> 01:03:58,197
BUT YOU'RE LIKE
MY GRANDFATHER'S AGE.
1390
01:03:58,199 --> 01:04:00,032
- AH.
- I DIDN'T HURT YOUR FEELINGS, DID I?
1391
01:04:00,034 --> 01:04:01,501
NO, NO, NO.
1392
01:04:01,503 --> 01:04:03,506
I'M MUCH TOO OLD
TO HAVE FEELINGS.
1393
01:04:19,253 --> 01:04:21,489
NO, NO, NO.
1394
01:04:36,003 --> 01:04:37,339
OKAY.
1395
01:04:40,675 --> 01:04:42,077
[BUS HORN HONKS]
1396
01:04:44,211 --> 01:04:46,211
WELL, THAT WAS A BLAST.
1397
01:04:46,213 --> 01:04:49,014
HOPE THAT SLEEPING KID
ISN'T DEAD.
1398
01:04:49,016 --> 01:04:51,050
- OH, ATTICUS.
- WHAT?
1399
01:04:51,052 --> 01:04:52,318
CAN YOU TAKE CARE OF THIS?
1400
01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:54,287
I GOT TO CALL CLEMENTINE.
1401
01:04:54,289 --> 01:04:56,722
JESUS, YOU'RE GONNA
CALL HER AGAIN?
1402
01:04:56,724 --> 01:04:59,592
- YEAH.
- WELL, MAKE IT SHORT, ALL RIGHT?
1403
01:04:59,594 --> 01:05:01,260
AND GIVE ME YOUR CARD.
1404
01:05:01,262 --> 01:05:03,128
OH.
1405
01:05:03,130 --> 01:05:05,365
HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY MONEY?
1406
01:05:05,367 --> 01:05:07,499
I'LL GET MY ACCOUNTANT
TO SEND YOU A CHECK, ALL RIGHT?
1407
01:05:07,501 --> 01:05:08,601
WILL THAT DO?
1408
01:05:08,603 --> 01:05:10,302
[RATCHETING]
1409
01:05:10,304 --> 01:05:12,371
MORNING, GENTLEMEN,
I GOT SOME WORK FOR YOU.
1410
01:05:12,373 --> 01:05:14,976
[PHONE VIBRATING]
1411
01:05:19,447 --> 01:05:21,317
OH, GOD.
1412
01:05:31,226 --> 01:05:33,293
WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME?
I TOLD YOU NOT TO.
1413
01:05:33,295 --> 01:05:35,427
I KNOW, I KNOW.
1414
01:05:35,429 --> 01:05:36,662
LOOK, CLEM, I'VE JUST BEEN
ON THIS JOURNEY...
1415
01:05:36,664 --> 01:05:38,601
YOUR UROLOGIST E-MAILED.
1416
01:05:40,768 --> 01:05:43,336
WHAT, YOU BROKE INTO MY EMAIL?
1417
01:05:43,338 --> 01:05:46,208
NO, I'M USING YOUR COMPUTER
AND THE FUCKING THING DINGED.
1418
01:05:48,275 --> 01:05:49,575
WHAT DID IT SAY?
1419
01:05:49,577 --> 01:05:51,378
SOMETHING ABOUT
AN APPOINTMENT.
1420
01:05:51,380 --> 01:05:53,449
A FOLLOW-UP APPOINTMENT.
1421
01:05:57,052 --> 01:05:58,684
- LOOK, CLEM...
- YOU KNOW, WHEN WE FIRST MET,
1422
01:05:58,686 --> 01:06:00,387
I LOVED HOW PROGRESSIVE
YOU SEEMED.
1423
01:06:00,389 --> 01:06:03,023
I REALIZE NOW THAT YOU JUST
HIDE BEHIND ALL OF THAT.
1424
01:06:03,025 --> 01:06:05,191
- HIDE...
- UH, NO, ADAM, I KNOW.
1425
01:06:05,193 --> 01:06:07,293
- CAN YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME...
- I KNOW HOW YOUR FATHER HURT YOUR MOTHER
1426
01:06:07,295 --> 01:06:08,595
AND HOW YOU PROMISED
YOU WOULD NEVER HURT ANYBODY.
1427
01:06:08,597 --> 01:06:10,195
I'VE HEARD ALL OF THAT.
1428
01:06:10,197 --> 01:06:12,231
I UNDERSTAND THAT,
BUT LISTEN TO ME, PLEASE.
1429
01:06:12,233 --> 01:06:13,800
WE'RE HUMAN, OKAY?
1430
01:06:13,802 --> 01:06:15,168
HUMANS HURT EACH OTHER.
1431
01:06:15,170 --> 01:06:16,568
SHIT FUCKING HAPPENS!
1432
01:06:16,570 --> 01:06:18,338
FUCK, I DIDN'T WANT TO
DO THIS ON THE PHONE!
1433
01:06:18,340 --> 01:06:19,639
ADAM, I AM TRYING
TO EDIT MY DOCUMENTARY.
1434
01:06:19,641 --> 01:06:21,273
- I KNOW.
- DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
1435
01:06:21,275 --> 01:06:23,776
LOOK, I'M TRYING TO
EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU.
1436
01:06:23,778 --> 01:06:25,177
THEY'RE GONNA GO...
1437
01:06:25,179 --> 01:06:26,813
THEY'RE GONNA GO
AND FETCH THE CAR.
1438
01:06:26,815 --> 01:06:28,782
SO, IT'LL BE ABOUT AN HOUR.
THERE'S A BAR DOWN THE ROAD.
1439
01:06:28,784 --> 01:06:30,050
I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR ANOTHER ONE
1440
01:06:30,052 --> 01:06:32,084
OF YOUR LONG ADAM TALKS, OKAY?
1441
01:06:32,086 --> 01:06:34,820
WHY ARE YOU BEING
SUCH A BITCH?
1442
01:06:34,822 --> 01:06:37,292
[SCOFFS]
1443
01:06:39,193 --> 01:06:40,793
OKAY, I'M SORRY,
I DIDN'T... I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
1444
01:06:40,795 --> 01:06:42,662
BY THE WAY, YOU'RE NOTHING
LIKE YOUR FATHER.
1445
01:06:42,664 --> 01:06:44,296
HE DOESN'T PRETEND TO BE
SOMETHING HE'S NOT.
1446
01:06:44,298 --> 01:06:47,400
OH, HE'S HONEST?
FUCK Y... I MEAN, FUCK.
1447
01:06:47,402 --> 01:06:49,601
I'M HONEST!
I'M NOT PRETENDING!
1448
01:06:49,603 --> 01:06:51,304
- I'M NOT PRETENDING TO BE...
- I DON'T CARE.
1449
01:06:51,306 --> 01:06:52,771
ADAM, I DON'T CARE, OKAY?
1450
01:06:52,773 --> 01:06:53,773
I DON'T CARE IF YOU
CUT YOUR FUCKING BALLS OFF.
1451
01:06:53,775 --> 01:06:55,675
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU EVER
HAD ANY TO BEGIN WITH.
1452
01:06:55,677 --> 01:06:57,844
OH, I DON'T HAVE ANY BALLS?
1453
01:06:57,846 --> 01:07:00,345
THEY'RE RIGHT HERE, SWEETHEART,
UNDER MY FUCKING DICK!
1454
01:07:00,347 --> 01:07:01,481
GOOD-BYE, ADAM.
1455
01:07:01,483 --> 01:07:03,583
GOOD-BYE?
1456
01:07:03,585 --> 01:07:04,583
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "GOOD-BYE?"
1457
01:07:04,585 --> 01:07:05,717
IT MEANS GOOD-BYE.
1458
01:07:05,719 --> 01:07:07,022
LIKE "GOOD-BYE" GOOD-BYE?
1459
01:07:10,625 --> 01:07:12,291
FUCK!
1460
01:07:12,293 --> 01:07:14,793
YOU KNOW, I WAS SUPPOSED TO PLAY
THE LEAD IN "CRUISING."
1461
01:07:14,795 --> 01:07:16,563
BUT THE STUDIO SAW MY TESTS
1462
01:07:16,565 --> 01:07:19,164
AND THEY SAID I TOOK IT
TOO DARK, TOO STREET.
1463
01:07:19,166 --> 01:07:22,267
DOUBLE SHOT OF
JACK DANIELS BOURBON, PLEASE.
1464
01:07:22,269 --> 01:07:24,737
YOU JUST SAY "GIVE ME
A DOUBLE SHOT OF JACK,"
1465
01:07:24,739 --> 01:07:26,405
HE'LL KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
1466
01:07:26,407 --> 01:07:29,342
I MEAN, I WANTED YOU TO FEEL
THE STANK ON HIS CHAPS,
1467
01:07:29,344 --> 01:07:32,278
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
1468
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:33,780
ANYWAY, THEY WENT FOR PACINO.
1469
01:07:33,782 --> 01:07:35,184
[GAGS]
1470
01:07:38,286 --> 01:07:40,720
ALL RIGHT, WHO WANTS TO FUCK?
1471
01:07:40,722 --> 01:07:42,521
ADAM, THIS IS A GAY BAR.
1472
01:07:42,523 --> 01:07:44,289
- WHAT?
- [MAN] NO THANK YOU.
1473
01:07:44,291 --> 01:07:45,724
DIDN'T YOU SEE
THE SIGN OUTSIDE?
1474
01:07:45,726 --> 01:07:47,392
IT'S CALLED
"THE MEN'S ROOM."
1475
01:07:47,394 --> 01:07:50,597
BUT DON'T LET ME STOP YOU,
IF THAT'S YOUR MOOD.
1476
01:07:50,599 --> 01:07:52,898
ANYONE WANT TO TAKE A TURN
WITH MY BOY HERE?
1477
01:07:52,900 --> 01:07:55,834
- NO! NO, THANK YOU.
- [MAN] HONEY, STOP LOOKING.
1478
01:07:55,836 --> 01:07:58,403
YOU KNOW I HAD TO KISS
IAN MCKELLEN ON THE LIPS
1479
01:07:58,405 --> 01:08:00,773
EVERY NIGHT FOR SIX MONTHS
IN "ANGELS IN AMERICA."
1480
01:08:00,775 --> 01:08:04,313
AND THE STRANGE THING IS,
I GOT TO QUITE LIKE IT.
1481
01:08:05,847 --> 01:08:07,514
OLD AS THE GREEKS.
1482
01:08:07,516 --> 01:08:09,883
SAME AGAIN, PLEASE.
1483
01:08:09,885 --> 01:08:12,684
OH, YOU'RE GOING FOR IT.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
1484
01:08:12,686 --> 01:08:14,420
SHE BROKE UP WITH ME.
1485
01:08:14,422 --> 01:08:17,259
WHO, CLAMMY?
I THOUGHT HE ALREADY DID.
1486
01:08:19,493 --> 01:08:21,393
YOU KNOW, SHE WAS THE ONLY
GOOD THING IN MY LIFE.
1487
01:08:21,395 --> 01:08:24,496
THE ONLY GOOD THING.
NOW SHE'S GONE.
1488
01:08:24,498 --> 01:08:28,500
OKAY, IT'S MY TURN TO DRIVE.
MY TURN TO DRIVE.
1489
01:08:28,502 --> 01:08:30,803
NO, DON'T... DON'T...
DON'T FUCK AROUND.
1490
01:08:30,805 --> 01:08:32,338
DON'T...
GET YOUR HANDS OFF THE...
1491
01:08:32,340 --> 01:08:33,438
[HORNS HONKING]
1492
01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:35,407
COME ON!
1493
01:08:35,409 --> 01:08:36,608
[MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
1494
01:08:36,610 --> 01:08:37,809
[GRUNTS]
1495
01:08:37,811 --> 01:08:40,879
JESUS,
DON'T DO THAT IN THE CAR.
1496
01:08:40,881 --> 01:08:42,447
[GRUNTS]
LET ME FINISH UP.
1497
01:08:42,449 --> 01:08:43,750
YOU'LL GET IT
ALL OVER THE FLOOR.
1498
01:08:43,752 --> 01:08:47,352
THIS IS A DREAM LINER,
NOT A URINAL.
1499
01:08:47,354 --> 01:08:48,921
OH, I SPILLED A BIT.
1500
01:08:48,923 --> 01:08:50,690
OH, JESUS!
1501
01:08:50,692 --> 01:08:53,625
THIS PLACE
IS LIKE A PIGSTY.
1502
01:08:53,627 --> 01:08:56,228
DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER
TEACH YOU ANYTHING?
1503
01:08:56,230 --> 01:08:57,696
[GRUNTS]
1504
01:08:57,698 --> 01:08:59,300
PISS ON ME.
1505
01:09:01,302 --> 01:09:04,269
CLEANLINESS
IS NEXT TO GODLINESS.
1506
01:09:04,271 --> 01:09:05,437
THAT'S FROM THE BIBLE.
1507
01:09:05,439 --> 01:09:06,673
[BOTH CLAMORING]
1508
01:09:06,675 --> 01:09:08,273
[ADAM]
LEFT HERE, LEFT, LEFT, LEFT.
1509
01:09:08,275 --> 01:09:09,709
LEFT, HARD LEFT!
1510
01:09:09,711 --> 01:09:12,277
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE...
WATCH... HERE, RIGHT HERE.
1511
01:09:12,279 --> 01:09:13,812
THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT.
1512
01:09:13,814 --> 01:09:15,348
STOP!
1513
01:09:15,350 --> 01:09:16,482
THIS IS IT. WE'RE HERE.
1514
01:09:16,484 --> 01:09:17,683
WELL, WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS?
1515
01:09:17,685 --> 01:09:18,750
I THOUGHT
WE WERE ON A SCHEDULE.
1516
01:09:18,752 --> 01:09:20,919
THE SCHEDULE CAN "S" MY "D"!
1517
01:09:20,921 --> 01:09:22,754
I'M TAKING YOU
TO A BALL GAME.
1518
01:09:22,756 --> 01:09:24,456
- BALL GAME?
- A BALL GAME.
1519
01:09:24,458 --> 01:09:25,924
COME ON,
DEATH'S ALMOST ON US.
1520
01:09:25,926 --> 01:09:28,260
YOU NEVER TOOK ME,
SO I'M TAKING YOU, PAPA BEAR.
1521
01:09:28,262 --> 01:09:30,330
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT!
1522
01:09:30,332 --> 01:09:31,464
- ALL RIGHT?
- SHIT, YEAH!
1523
01:09:31,466 --> 01:09:32,732
- ALL RIGHT!
- COME ON!
1524
01:09:32,734 --> 01:09:34,500
YOU GET SOME TICKETS,
GO TO THE ATM.
1525
01:09:34,502 --> 01:09:35,567
- ALL RIGHT.
- I'LL PARK UP.
1526
01:09:35,569 --> 01:09:36,771
ALL RIGHT.
1527
01:09:41,309 --> 01:09:42,642
HEY, WHO'S PLAYING?
1528
01:09:42,644 --> 01:09:45,911
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1529
01:09:45,913 --> 01:09:48,516
[CHEERING AND CLAPPING]
1530
01:09:53,688 --> 01:09:55,754
[ATTICUS] GREAT SHOT.
LOOK AT THAT MAN.
1531
01:09:55,756 --> 01:09:57,257
- WHOA!
- [ADAM] WHOA!
1532
01:09:57,259 --> 01:09:59,992
[CHEERING, CLAMORING]
1533
01:09:59,994 --> 01:10:02,361
[ATTICUS]
HE'S GOT THE BALL! GO ON!
1534
01:10:02,363 --> 01:10:04,263
- [ADAM] KICK IT IN THE FACE!
- GO ON YOU LITTLE FOUR-LEGGED ANGEL.
1535
01:10:04,265 --> 01:10:05,932
- GO ON, GO ON!
- [ADAM] SHOOT IT.
1536
01:10:05,934 --> 01:10:07,866
- THERE YOU GO.
- SHOOT IT!
1537
01:10:07,868 --> 01:10:10,602
- YES.
- GET IT!
1538
01:10:10,604 --> 01:10:12,537
[ANNOUNCER] LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE
1539
01:10:12,539 --> 01:10:14,874
LEGENDARY ACTOR ATTICUS SMITH
IN THE HOUSE.
1540
01:10:14,876 --> 01:10:19,312
COME ON UP TO THE PRESS BOX
AND SAY HELLO, ATTICUS.
1541
01:10:19,314 --> 01:10:22,014
I'M HERE WITH NATIONAL TREASURE
ATTICUS SMITH TODAY.
1542
01:10:22,016 --> 01:10:25,918
ATTICUS, YOU ACTUALLY PLAYED
AN ALCOHOLIC BASEBALL COACH
1543
01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:28,053
IN "BASES LOADED,"
IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY.
1544
01:10:28,055 --> 01:10:29,755
YOU DO REMEMBER CORRECTLY.
1545
01:10:29,757 --> 01:10:34,494
AND IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY,
IT WAS A TERRIBLE FILM.
1546
01:10:34,496 --> 01:10:35,961
TO THE FANS OUT THERE,
I SHOULD TELL YOU THAT
1547
01:10:35,963 --> 01:10:38,430
ATTICUS IS ABOUT TO GET
A NEW SON-IN-LAW,
1548
01:10:38,432 --> 01:10:40,299
FORMER CUBBIES STAR PITCHER,
1549
01:10:40,301 --> 01:10:42,302
NOW CO-OWNER
OF THE JOLIET SLAMMERS,
1550
01:10:42,304 --> 01:10:44,469
- MARK KEANE.
- YEAH.
1551
01:10:44,471 --> 01:10:45,772
THAT'S GOT TO BE EXCITING
FOR YOU GUYS.
1552
01:10:45,774 --> 01:10:48,708
OH, SO EXCITING.
DO YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER?
1553
01:10:48,710 --> 01:10:50,442
YES, SHE ACTUALLY
JUST TURNED 12.
1554
01:10:50,444 --> 01:10:52,745
OH, WELL, WOULD YOU
LIKE HER TO BE MARRIED
1555
01:10:52,747 --> 01:10:55,080
TO SOME FUCKING JOCK?
1556
01:10:55,082 --> 01:10:56,581
YEAH? WOULD YOU?
1557
01:10:56,583 --> 01:10:57,983
I GUESS I HAVEN'T REALLY
THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
1558
01:10:57,985 --> 01:10:59,919
YEAH, WELL, YOU THINK
ABOUT IT FOR 21 YEARS,
1559
01:10:59,921 --> 01:11:02,789
AND THEN YOU GIVE ME A CALL.
IF I'M STILL AROUND,
1560
01:11:02,791 --> 01:11:04,424
I WILL PICK UP
AND WE CAN HAVE
1561
01:11:04,426 --> 01:11:07,326
A LONG CONVERSATION ABOUT IT.
1562
01:11:07,328 --> 01:11:09,428
MARK'S A VERY BELOVED
FIGURE HERE.
1563
01:11:09,430 --> 01:11:10,796
YEAH, WELL,
THAT'S WHAT I KEEP HEARING.
1564
01:11:10,798 --> 01:11:13,833
"HE'S A BELOVED FIGURE."
I MEAN, JESUS CHRIST.
1565
01:11:13,835 --> 01:11:15,735
IF HE'S SUCH A BELOVED
FIGURE IN CHICAGO,
1566
01:11:15,737 --> 01:11:17,937
WHY THE FUCK
DOESN'T HE LIVE IN CHICAGO?
1567
01:11:17,939 --> 01:11:19,371
HE'S A KISS-ASS.
1568
01:11:19,373 --> 01:11:20,706
A FEISTY DAY AT THE BALLPARK,
1569
01:11:20,708 --> 01:11:22,407
AND, ATTICUS, THANK YOU
SO MUCH FOR JOINING US.
1570
01:11:22,409 --> 01:11:24,443
IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE.
LET'S GO, THE SLAMMERS!
1571
01:11:24,445 --> 01:11:26,079
KICK THEIR FUCKING ASS!
1572
01:11:26,081 --> 01:11:28,684
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1573
01:11:31,485 --> 01:11:34,620
♪ YEAH, TO BE THE BEST,
YOU GOTTA BEAT THE BEST ♪
1574
01:11:34,622 --> 01:11:36,089
♪ YEAH ♪
1575
01:11:36,091 --> 01:11:38,758
♪ YEAH, THAT'S ME,
I SOLEMNLY CONFESS ♪
1576
01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:42,094
♪ YEAH, I'M A LEADER,
YOU CAN LEAVE THE REST ♪
1577
01:11:42,096 --> 01:11:44,796
♪ SWEETER THAN A MARGARITA
AND CONCEITED, YES ♪
1578
01:11:44,798 --> 01:11:47,532
♪ I'M SWAGGING,
YOU SEE I'M SWAGGING ♪
1579
01:11:47,534 --> 01:11:49,067
♪ I HAD YOU TORE UP,
LOOK WHAT HAPPENED ♪
1580
01:11:49,069 --> 01:11:50,602
♪ YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED ♪
1581
01:11:50,604 --> 01:11:52,671
♪ THAT'S HOW I DO IT,
WITH A PASSION ♪
1582
01:11:52,673 --> 01:11:54,374
♪ I NEEDED PASSION ♪
1583
01:11:54,376 --> 01:11:55,974
♪ TO GET ME GOING,
YOU IMAGINE ♪
1584
01:11:55,976 --> 01:11:57,509
♪ CAN YOU IMAGINE ♪
1585
01:11:57,511 --> 01:11:59,447
♪ WHAT I BE DOING, DOING? ♪
1586
01:12:01,882 --> 01:12:02,917
♪ YEAH ♪
1587
01:12:04,853 --> 01:12:06,422
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1588
01:12:08,555 --> 01:12:09,724
♪ YEAH ♪
1589
01:12:11,859 --> 01:12:13,027
♪ YEAH ♪
1590
01:12:14,162 --> 01:12:15,396
[CELL DOOR SLAMS]
1591
01:12:20,568 --> 01:12:22,971
[SNORING]
1592
01:12:26,006 --> 01:12:28,609
[SOFT GROANING]
1593
01:12:29,743 --> 01:12:33,111
OH, MY HEAD.
1594
01:12:33,113 --> 01:12:34,813
WHAT HAPPENED?
1595
01:12:34,815 --> 01:12:36,482
I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.
1596
01:12:36,484 --> 01:12:38,020
YOU BLACKED OUT.
1597
01:12:41,155 --> 01:12:44,790
WHY ARE WE IN JAIL?
1598
01:12:44,792 --> 01:12:46,127
'CAUSE YOU KILLED A GUY.
1599
01:12:49,963 --> 01:12:51,531
AH, FUCK.
1600
01:12:51,533 --> 01:12:54,467
[GROANING]
1601
01:12:54,469 --> 01:12:56,835
COME ON,
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.
1602
01:12:56,837 --> 01:12:58,804
IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
1603
01:12:58,806 --> 01:13:01,941
THEY PICKED YOU UP FOR
SOLICITING A COUPLE OF HOOKERS.
1604
01:13:01,943 --> 01:13:04,643
I CAME IN TO BAIL YOU OUT AND THEY
GOT ME ON AN INTOXICATION CHARGE.
1605
01:13:04,645 --> 01:13:06,111
I CHEATED ON CLEMMY
WITH A HOOKER?
1606
01:13:06,113 --> 01:13:08,716
SHUT THE FUCK UP, MAN!
1607
01:13:09,783 --> 01:13:11,616
YOU TALK TOO MUCH.
1608
01:13:11,618 --> 01:13:13,018
THIS AIN'T NO PRIVATE SUITE.
1609
01:13:13,020 --> 01:13:14,853
AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH.
1610
01:13:14,855 --> 01:13:16,455
HE'S A REAL CHATTERBOX,
AREN'T YOU?
1611
01:13:16,457 --> 01:13:18,624
MAN, I'M TALKING ABOUT
BOTH OF YOU,
1612
01:13:18,626 --> 01:13:22,160
YOU JON BON JOVI-LOOKING
MOTHERFUCKER.
1613
01:13:22,162 --> 01:13:24,062
[WITH ACCENT AND LISP]
WHY DON'T YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN
1614
01:13:24,064 --> 01:13:28,636
BEFORE I STICK YOU WITH THE SHIV
I SNUCK UP IN MY ASS?
1615
01:13:30,171 --> 01:13:32,772
YOU THINK I'M AFRAID
OF WHAT YOU GOT UP YOUR ASS?
1616
01:13:32,774 --> 01:13:35,177
OH, YOU WANT TO TEST ME,
SHORT EYES?
1617
01:13:36,810 --> 01:13:39,879
OKAY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE FUCK THAT MEANS, OKAY?
1618
01:13:39,881 --> 01:13:41,680
BUT I DON'T LIKE IT.
1619
01:13:41,682 --> 01:13:43,583
SORRY,
HE GETS A LITTLE EXCITED.
1620
01:13:43,585 --> 01:13:44,784
YOU'RE OKAY, COME ON.
1621
01:13:44,786 --> 01:13:46,117
SHH, SHH, SHH,
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
1622
01:13:46,119 --> 01:13:49,021
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
IT'S FINE. IT'S COOL.
1623
01:13:49,023 --> 01:13:50,623
- JUST COOL, MAN.
- YEAH.
1624
01:13:50,625 --> 01:13:51,827
SHIV UP YOUR ASS.
1625
01:13:53,728 --> 01:13:56,228
- THAT WAS GOOD.
- [NORMAL] YEAH.
1626
01:13:56,230 --> 01:13:59,499
I WAS DOING YOU
FROM "CROSS BAR MOTEL."
1627
01:13:59,501 --> 01:14:00,700
I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED IT.
1628
01:14:00,702 --> 01:14:03,602
YEAH, DID I GET
ALL THE LINES RIGHT?
1629
01:14:03,604 --> 01:14:05,204
THOUGHT THE LISP
WAS A BIT HEAVY.
1630
01:14:05,206 --> 01:14:06,208
I KNOW.
1631
01:14:08,141 --> 01:14:10,209
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I CHEATED ON CLEMMY.
1632
01:14:10,211 --> 01:14:11,611
WITH TWO HOOKERS?
1633
01:14:11,613 --> 01:14:14,045
YOU DIDN'T CHEAT ON ANYBODY.
1634
01:14:14,047 --> 01:14:16,115
YOU KEPT YOUR DICK CLEAN.
1635
01:14:16,117 --> 01:14:19,951
YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE
FLIGHT ATTENDANTS, DIDN'T YOU?
1636
01:14:19,953 --> 01:14:21,821
HOW WAS I TO KNOW
THEY WERE COPS?
1637
01:14:21,823 --> 01:14:24,589
- COME ON.
- OH, THANK GOD.
1638
01:14:24,591 --> 01:14:25,790
KEEP IT CLEAN, DOUCHEBAG.
1639
01:14:25,792 --> 01:14:26,826
IS THIS THE WAY OUT?
1640
01:14:26,828 --> 01:14:29,231
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1641
01:14:37,137 --> 01:14:40,039
[NARRATOR ON TABLET] HERE'S A TELESCOPE
PROFILE OF GLORIA STEINEM...
1642
01:14:40,041 --> 01:14:43,241
HER CHILDHOOD,
HER WORK, AND HER FRIENDS.
1643
01:14:43,243 --> 01:14:46,978
[WOMAN] ...ALWAYS ASK ME, YOU
KNOW, "WHAT KIND OF GIRL IS SHE?
1644
01:14:46,980 --> 01:14:49,315
SHE SEEMS LIKE A REAL BITCH.
[CHUCKLES]
1645
01:14:49,317 --> 01:14:52,652
OH, SHE MUST BE
VERY AGGRESSIVE AND PUSHY."
1646
01:14:52,654 --> 01:14:54,887
YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE THESE WHOLE
PRECONCEIVED IDEAS
1647
01:14:54,889 --> 01:14:57,859
OF A GIRL WHO GETS
TO WHERE GLORIA IS IN LIFE...
1648
01:15:00,295 --> 01:15:02,128
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1649
01:15:02,130 --> 01:15:05,000
[ATTICUS] THAT'S ROOM SERVICE.
YOU WANT TO GET IT?
1650
01:15:09,970 --> 01:15:13,205
YOU KNOW,
WE GOT A LONG DRIVE AHEAD.
1651
01:15:13,207 --> 01:15:15,241
DO YOU WANT TO
SHARE THIS WATER?
1652
01:15:15,243 --> 01:15:17,576
[ADAM] NO, THAT'S DISGUSTING.
I'LL TAKE A SHOWER.
1653
01:15:17,578 --> 01:15:21,046
HMM. I THOUGHT YOU WERE
A CONSERVATIONIST.
1654
01:15:21,048 --> 01:15:22,647
[DOOR OPENS]
1655
01:15:22,649 --> 01:15:25,250
YOU CAN SET IT
ON THE TABLE, THANKS.
1656
01:15:25,252 --> 01:15:27,855
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- [PHONE VIBRATING]
1657
01:15:34,761 --> 01:15:36,595
ANNABEL?
1658
01:15:36,597 --> 01:15:38,097
[ANNABEL ON PHONE] SO, WHY
HAS DAD GONE FUCKING CRAZY?
1659
01:15:38,099 --> 01:15:40,031
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
HE'S NOT GOING CRAZY.
1660
01:15:40,033 --> 01:15:42,802
HE PUBLICLY INSULTED MARK
IN HIS HOMETOWN.
1661
01:15:42,804 --> 01:15:44,836
COME ON, YOU KNOW DAD.
1662
01:15:44,838 --> 01:15:46,772
BY THE WAY, WHY DID MARK
SEND HIM A BIRTHDAY CARD?
1663
01:15:46,774 --> 01:15:49,875
OKAY, WHAT? WHO CARES?
1664
01:15:49,877 --> 01:15:52,143
WHY ARE YOU LETTING HIM
RUIN EVERYTHING?
1665
01:15:52,145 --> 01:15:53,812
OH, COME ON,
HE HASN'T RUINED EVERYTHING.
1666
01:15:53,814 --> 01:15:56,014
YES! MARK'S FAMILY
HAS GONE BERSERK.
1667
01:15:56,016 --> 01:15:58,017
MARK IS EVEN ANGRY.
1668
01:15:58,019 --> 01:15:59,250
YOU KNOW MARK
DOES NOT GET ANGRY.
1669
01:15:59,252 --> 01:16:01,387
ANNABEL, CUT HIM
SOME SLACK, ALL RIGHT?
1670
01:16:01,389 --> 01:16:04,624
I CAN'T HAVE HIM HERE,
NOT NOW.
1671
01:16:04,626 --> 01:16:06,992
YOU WANT TO DISINVITE DAD
FROM THE WEDDING NOW?
1672
01:16:06,994 --> 01:16:10,062
NO, I DON'T WANT TO,
BUT I HAVE TO.
1673
01:16:10,064 --> 01:16:12,098
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH TO GET HERE?
1674
01:16:12,100 --> 01:16:13,866
[HUMMING]
1675
01:16:13,868 --> 01:16:15,201
PUT HIM ON THE PHONE, OKAY?
1676
01:16:15,203 --> 01:16:16,869
NO.
1677
01:16:16,871 --> 01:16:18,838
NO? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO?
1678
01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:20,973
[SCOFFS]
HE'S SLEEPING.
1679
01:16:20,975 --> 01:16:22,642
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
HE'S SLEEPING?
1680
01:16:22,644 --> 01:16:23,643
IT'S 5:00 P.M.
1681
01:16:23,645 --> 01:16:24,710
- ANNABEL...
- FINE.
1682
01:16:24,712 --> 01:16:25,977
THEN YOU CAN TELL HIM.
1683
01:16:25,979 --> 01:16:27,780
GOOD-BYE.
1684
01:16:27,782 --> 01:16:30,650
I LOVE THESE LITTLE
BOTTLES OF SOAP.
1685
01:16:30,652 --> 01:16:32,354
THEY STOP YOU GETTING CRABS.
1686
01:16:34,788 --> 01:16:37,389
WAIT, WHO GETS CRABS ANYMORE?
1687
01:16:37,391 --> 01:16:39,258
I GOT CRABS ONCE.
1688
01:16:39,260 --> 01:16:41,027
FROM A CARPET.
1689
01:16:41,029 --> 01:16:43,632
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1690
01:16:51,305 --> 01:16:54,176
♪ THIS IS A SONG
ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE ♪
1691
01:16:56,109 --> 01:16:59,680
♪ SO DON'T WORRY YOURSELF,
WORRY YOURSELF ♪
1692
01:17:02,182 --> 01:17:05,820
♪ THE DEVIL'S RIGHT THERE,
RIGHT THERE IN THE DETAILS ♪
1693
01:17:07,755 --> 01:17:10,257
[SIGHS]
1694
01:17:12,193 --> 01:17:13,929
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY.
1695
01:17:18,032 --> 01:17:22,468
WELL, YOU HAVEN'T
SAID ANYTHING.
1696
01:17:22,470 --> 01:17:26,938
GOD, EIGHT YEARS
AND IT'S ALL JUST BULLSHIT.
1697
01:17:26,940 --> 01:17:29,040
YOU MEAN THE MOVIE?
1698
01:17:29,042 --> 01:17:31,477
- "SEVEN ANGRY WOMEN IN SEARCH OF DAMASCUS."
- EVERYTHING.
1699
01:17:31,479 --> 01:17:35,246
ME... MY LIFE...
1700
01:17:35,248 --> 01:17:38,017
MY SENSE OF PURPOSE...
1701
01:17:38,019 --> 01:17:39,221
ALL JUST NOTHING.
1702
01:17:44,192 --> 01:17:45,891
I DIDN'T TELL MOM.
1703
01:17:45,893 --> 01:17:49,327
WHEN I GOT BACK FROM FILMING
"THROWDOWN" WITH YOU,
1704
01:17:49,329 --> 01:17:54,366
I JUST TOLD HER I DIDN'T
WANT TO BE AN ACTOR ANYMORE.
1705
01:17:54,368 --> 01:17:56,168
SHE COULD SEE I WAS UPSET
ABOUT SOMETHING,
1706
01:17:56,170 --> 01:17:58,403
BUT I DIDN'T TELL HER.
1707
01:17:58,405 --> 01:17:59,940
I GUESS SHE JUST KNEW.
1708
01:18:03,478 --> 01:18:04,880
YEAH.
1709
01:18:09,015 --> 01:18:10,751
I CAN BELIEVE THAT.
1710
01:18:13,820 --> 01:18:15,086
GOD.
1711
01:18:15,088 --> 01:18:16,856
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
1712
01:18:16,858 --> 01:18:18,057
I'LL GET IT.
1713
01:18:18,059 --> 01:18:20,960
[IPAD SHATTERS]
1714
01:18:20,962 --> 01:18:22,894
WAS THAT YOUR IPAD
YOU JUST THREW OUT?
1715
01:18:22,896 --> 01:18:25,363
IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
1716
01:18:25,365 --> 01:18:26,531
I'M JUST A FUCKING FRAUD.
1717
01:18:26,533 --> 01:18:28,469
NONE OF IT MEANS ANYTHING.
1718
01:18:35,510 --> 01:18:37,942
BUT IT WAS AN IPAD.
1719
01:18:37,944 --> 01:18:39,279
I HAVEN'T GOT AN IPAD.
1720
01:18:43,150 --> 01:18:46,954
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1721
01:19:00,167 --> 01:19:02,067
AH, RIGHT ON TIME.
1722
01:19:02,069 --> 01:19:03,535
NO, YOU'RE ABOUT
30 MINUTES LATE.
1723
01:19:03,537 --> 01:19:05,303
GOOD, LISTEN,
I'VE BEEN SAVING SOMETHING...
1724
01:19:05,305 --> 01:19:07,138
- ATTICUS, LISTEN TO ME...
- NO, WAIT, WAIT.
1725
01:19:07,140 --> 01:19:08,206
I'VE GOT SOMETHING
TO TELL YOU.
1726
01:19:08,208 --> 01:19:11,210
THESE ARE YOUR WHEELS.
1727
01:19:11,212 --> 01:19:13,415
THIS CAR IS YOUR CAR.
1728
01:19:14,582 --> 01:19:15,981
YOU MEAN IN YOUR WILL?
1729
01:19:15,983 --> 01:19:17,316
NO, NO, NO,
I BOUGHT IT FOR YOU
1730
01:19:17,318 --> 01:19:19,351
BEFORE WE WRAPPED
ON "THROWDOWN."
1731
01:19:19,353 --> 01:19:22,053
JUST... I DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE
TO GIVE IT TO YOU
1732
01:19:22,055 --> 01:19:23,455
BEFORE EVERYTHING
WENT PEAR-SHAPED.
1733
01:19:23,457 --> 01:19:25,057
LOOK, YOU SEE?
1734
01:19:25,059 --> 01:19:27,326
ALL THE DOCUMENTS
IN YOUR NAME.
1735
01:19:27,328 --> 01:19:30,161
OH, JESUS CHRIST.
1736
01:19:30,163 --> 01:19:33,566
OH, COME ON,
IT'S ONLY A CAR.
1737
01:19:33,568 --> 01:19:36,268
WHY DON'T YOU GO
AND BUY SOME WEDDING PRESENTS
1738
01:19:36,270 --> 01:19:38,102
WHILE I'M DOING THE SHOW?
1739
01:19:38,104 --> 01:19:39,571
THE MARGARITA MIXER
OR WHATEVER IT IS.
1740
01:19:39,573 --> 01:19:40,973
BLENDER.
1741
01:19:40,975 --> 01:19:42,441
YEAH, WELL, WHATEVER,
AS LONG AS
1742
01:19:42,443 --> 01:19:45,143
IT'S NOT THE MILLION-DOLLAR
JAM JARS, I'M COOL.
1743
01:19:45,145 --> 01:19:47,345
ATTICUS, SHE DOESN'T
WANT YOU TO COME.
1744
01:19:47,347 --> 01:19:49,915
WHAT?
1745
01:19:49,917 --> 01:19:51,517
SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO COME.
1746
01:19:51,519 --> 01:19:52,951
TO THE WEDDING?
1747
01:19:52,953 --> 01:19:55,289
YEAH.
1748
01:20:00,060 --> 01:20:02,193
YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR.
1749
01:20:02,195 --> 01:20:03,965
MARK AND EVERYTHING...
1750
01:20:07,134 --> 01:20:09,101
BUT WE WERE
JUST JOKING AROUND.
1751
01:20:09,103 --> 01:20:10,870
- I MEAN, I'VE NEVER MET THE GUY.
- I KNOW.
1752
01:20:10,872 --> 01:20:12,504
ANNABEL'S JUST TRYING
TO KEEP THE PEACE.
1753
01:20:12,506 --> 01:20:15,307
SHE THINKS HIS PARENTS
ARE FREAKING OUT.
1754
01:20:15,309 --> 01:20:19,181
IT'S BEST FOR EVERYBODY IF,
YOU KNOW, YOU SIT THIS ONE OUT.
1755
01:20:23,650 --> 01:20:26,018
LOOK, SHE SAYS SHE'LL COME VISIT
YOU STRAIGHT AFTER THE WEDDING.
1756
01:20:26,020 --> 01:20:27,322
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
1757
01:20:30,457 --> 01:20:32,290
I GET IT.
1758
01:20:32,292 --> 01:20:33,295
SORT OF.
1759
01:20:35,563 --> 01:20:36,661
[DOOR CLOSES]
1760
01:20:36,663 --> 01:20:41,133
WAIT, YOU BETTER
TAKE MY JACKET.
1761
01:20:41,135 --> 01:20:42,601
YOU CAN'T TURN UP
TO THE REHEARSAL DINNER
1762
01:20:42,603 --> 01:20:43,968
IN THAT PIECE OF SHIT.
1763
01:20:43,970 --> 01:20:45,336
THEY'LL THINK YOU'RE A SHMUCK.
1764
01:20:45,338 --> 01:20:48,173
ACTUALLY, YOU SHOULD
PROBABLY TAKE MINE, TOO.
1765
01:20:48,175 --> 01:20:49,575
IF YOU GO IN WEARING
A FEMINIST T-SHIRT,
1766
01:20:49,577 --> 01:20:50,608
CHARLIE WILL HAVE
A HEART ATTACK.
1767
01:20:50,610 --> 01:20:51,880
UH-HUH.
1768
01:20:53,213 --> 01:20:54,213
ENJOY THE CAR.
1769
01:20:54,215 --> 01:20:57,052
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1770
01:21:12,432 --> 01:21:16,136
[PHONE VIBRATING]
1771
01:21:40,226 --> 01:21:42,061
[CHARLIE]
YOU'VE JUST TURNED 70.
1772
01:21:42,063 --> 01:21:45,597
THANK YOU
FOR TELLING EVERYBODY.
1773
01:21:45,599 --> 01:21:48,067
YOU PLAYED SUCH A WIDE
ASSORTMENT OF ROLES,
1774
01:21:48,069 --> 01:21:50,169
- AND NOW YOU'RE ABOUT TO PLAY GOD.
- YEAH.
1775
01:21:50,171 --> 01:21:53,671
WHAT I MEAN IS, HAVE YOU
REACHED THE LEVEL THAT
1776
01:21:53,673 --> 01:21:57,011
YOU'VE KNOWN OR HOPED
THAT YOU COULD REACH?
1777
01:21:58,145 --> 01:21:59,745
YES.
1778
01:21:59,747 --> 01:22:01,379
YOU'VE BEEN FAMOUS
FOR MOST OF YOUR LIFE.
1779
01:22:01,381 --> 01:22:03,982
- IT MUST BE DIFFICULT.
- WELL, YOU KNOW,
1780
01:22:03,984 --> 01:22:07,152
EVERY JOB HAS ITS PLUSES
AND MINUSES, YOU KNOW THAT.
1781
01:22:07,154 --> 01:22:08,253
BUT WALKING DOWN THE STREET,
1782
01:22:08,255 --> 01:22:09,620
EATING IN RESTAURANTS,
IS IT...
1783
01:22:09,622 --> 01:22:13,025
I'VE JUST DISCOVERED
FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS.
1784
01:22:13,027 --> 01:22:14,625
[CHUCKLES]
YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME.
1785
01:22:14,627 --> 01:22:16,461
NO, NO, I'M NOT.
I'M BEING SERIOUS.
1786
01:22:16,463 --> 01:22:20,366
I DROVE HERE
FROM L.A. WITH MY SON.
1787
01:22:20,368 --> 01:22:22,401
AND EVERYWHERE YOU GO,
1788
01:22:22,403 --> 01:22:23,568
THERE ARE THESE
FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS.
1789
01:22:23,570 --> 01:22:25,303
AND THEY'RE TERRIFIC.
1790
01:22:25,305 --> 01:22:27,071
YOU DROVE ACROSS THE UNITED
STATES WITH YOUR SON?
1791
01:22:27,073 --> 01:22:28,676
- YEAH.
- WHY?
1792
01:22:34,081 --> 01:22:36,451
BECAUSE MY HEART IS SHOT...
1793
01:22:38,118 --> 01:22:40,251
BECAUSE I'M PROBABLY
AN ALCOHOLIC,
1794
01:22:40,253 --> 01:22:44,455
AND I COULD DROP DEAD
AT ANY MINUTE,
1795
01:22:44,457 --> 01:22:46,427
AND MY DOCTORS
WOULDN'T LET ME FLY.
1796
01:22:51,532 --> 01:22:53,432
[WOMAN] I REALLY DON'T BLAME
YOU FOR NOT WANTING HIM HERE.
1797
01:22:53,434 --> 01:22:55,099
- I CERTAINLY DON'T.
- MOM, CALM DOWN.
1798
01:22:55,101 --> 01:22:56,501
I'M CALM, OKAY?
1799
01:22:56,503 --> 01:22:59,673
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1800
01:23:13,154 --> 01:23:14,620
HEY, I'LL BE BACK IN A SECOND.
1801
01:23:14,622 --> 01:23:16,658
- OKAY.
- IS IT TIME?
1802
01:23:18,458 --> 01:23:21,061
[PHONE RINGING]
1803
01:23:34,742 --> 01:23:38,179
[DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS]
1804
01:23:52,092 --> 01:23:54,358
- MM, GOD.
- SO, WHAT?
1805
01:23:54,360 --> 01:23:55,693
OH, JESUS!
1806
01:23:55,695 --> 01:23:57,228
YOU WERE NEVER GONNA
HAVE THE OPERATION?
1807
01:23:57,230 --> 01:24:00,833
AH.
1808
01:24:00,835 --> 01:24:03,771
YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT
YOU HAD BALLSACK CANCER.
1809
01:24:05,206 --> 01:24:06,205
TESTICULAR.
1810
01:24:06,207 --> 01:24:07,673
WHATEVER.
1811
01:24:07,675 --> 01:24:09,775
HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW?
1812
01:24:09,777 --> 01:24:12,514
HOW DID I KNOW?
1813
01:24:15,216 --> 01:24:17,782
PRIVACY REALLY IS DEAD.
YOU'RE LIKE THE FUCKING NSA.
1814
01:24:17,784 --> 01:24:18,884
LOOK, ADAM...
1815
01:24:18,886 --> 01:24:21,620
- ATTICUS...
- NO, WAIT, LISTEN TO ME.
1816
01:24:21,622 --> 01:24:22,888
I'VE GIVEN THIS
A LOT OF THOUGHT.
1817
01:24:22,890 --> 01:24:26,061
IF I DO CROAK...
1818
01:24:29,497 --> 01:24:31,132
I WANT YOU
TO HAVE MY NUTS.
1819
01:24:32,132 --> 01:24:33,732
IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.
1820
01:24:33,734 --> 01:24:36,501
I KNOW THEY'RE BIGGER, BUT THEY
CAN PROBABLY MAKE THEM FIT.
1821
01:24:36,503 --> 01:24:39,303
THE PET SCAN
CAME BACK NEGATIVE.
1822
01:24:39,305 --> 01:24:41,507
I'M FINE. THEY JUST HAVE TO
REMOVE THE ONE TESTICLE.
1823
01:24:41,509 --> 01:24:43,375
OH, JESUS, GOD.
1824
01:24:43,377 --> 01:24:44,809
NO, NO, THAT'S GOOD NEWS.
1825
01:24:44,811 --> 01:24:47,345
I THOUGHT
THE CANCER HAD SPREAD.
1826
01:24:47,347 --> 01:24:48,479
THEY SAY I'M GONNA BE
FINE NOW.
1827
01:24:48,481 --> 01:24:50,749
[SIGHS]
1828
01:24:50,751 --> 01:24:52,820
OH, WELL,
THAT IS GOOD NEWS.
1829
01:24:54,188 --> 01:24:56,220
UNI-BALL, EH? HA!
1830
01:24:56,222 --> 01:24:57,923
OH, JESUS.
1831
01:24:57,925 --> 01:24:59,458
YOU'VE BEEN WORRYING ABOUT
THIS ALL THE TIME,
1832
01:24:59,460 --> 01:25:02,460
AND YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME.
1833
01:25:02,462 --> 01:25:05,196
YOU CERTAINLY SHOULD'VE
TOLD CLEMENTINE.
1834
01:25:05,198 --> 01:25:07,199
YEAH, I KNOW. I WANTED TO.
1835
01:25:07,201 --> 01:25:11,536
- GOD, I WANTED TO.
- [COFFEE MACHINE WHIRRING]
1836
01:25:11,538 --> 01:25:13,272
I WAS SCARED.
1837
01:25:13,274 --> 01:25:15,176
HMM.
1838
01:25:17,211 --> 01:25:19,280
WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE
YOUR PILLS?
1839
01:25:20,648 --> 01:25:23,214
BECAUSE THEY TOLD ME
I COULDN'T FUCK ON THEM.
1840
01:25:23,216 --> 01:25:25,683
OH, JESUS, DAD, THERE'S MORE
TO LIFE THAN FUCKING.
1841
01:25:25,685 --> 01:25:27,387
I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THAT.
1842
01:25:29,923 --> 01:25:32,493
BUT IT ALL GOES BY SO FAST.
1843
01:25:34,461 --> 01:25:39,298
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT IT...
IT MIGHT BE OVER.
1844
01:25:39,300 --> 01:25:41,433
SO, WHAT? YOU WERE
JUST GONNA DO NOTHING?
1845
01:25:41,435 --> 01:25:45,370
I JUST WANT MORE TIME.
1846
01:25:45,372 --> 01:25:46,574
I KNOW.
1847
01:25:49,976 --> 01:25:52,311
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1848
01:25:52,313 --> 01:25:54,478
HAVE THEY THROWN YOU OUT
OF THE WEDDING, TOO?
1849
01:25:54,480 --> 01:25:55,617
I CAME BACK TO GET YOU.
1850
01:25:56,917 --> 01:25:59,483
SHE DOESN'T WANT ME THERE.
1851
01:25:59,485 --> 01:26:01,253
[SCOFFS]
1852
01:26:01,255 --> 01:26:03,754
WELL, COME ON.
1853
01:26:03,756 --> 01:26:05,225
WHEN HAS THAT
EVER STOPPED YOU?
1854
01:26:09,430 --> 01:26:12,231
- WHERE'D YOU GET THIS TUX?
- WHY? YOU LIKE IT?
1855
01:26:12,233 --> 01:26:13,464
NO, IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT.
1856
01:26:13,466 --> 01:26:16,968
YOU LOOK LIKE A MAITRE D'.
COME ON.
1857
01:26:16,970 --> 01:26:20,606
♪ I'LL HOLD ♪
1858
01:26:20,608 --> 01:26:24,546
♪ SO NEAR AND COLD ♪
1859
01:26:25,613 --> 01:26:26,611
♪ YOU'VE EXHUMED ♪
1860
01:26:26,613 --> 01:26:30,682
♪ MY LOVE ♪
1861
01:26:30,684 --> 01:26:32,918
HEY, WHY DON'T WE
MAKE AN ENTRANCE, EH?
1862
01:26:32,920 --> 01:26:34,686
TAKE THE ROOF OFF.
1863
01:26:34,688 --> 01:26:35,853
BLOODY SPORTS CAR.
1864
01:26:35,855 --> 01:26:36,854
OKAY, SLOW DOWN.
1865
01:26:36,856 --> 01:26:39,924
♪ I'M SOLD ♪
1866
01:26:39,926 --> 01:26:42,697
♪ AND OUR STORY
WILL GROW OLD ♪
1867
01:26:45,632 --> 01:26:48,235
CHRIST, IT'S MY MONEY
IN THOSE BALLOONS, YOU KNOW?
1868
01:27:02,048 --> 01:27:04,282
GOOD LUCK.
1869
01:27:04,284 --> 01:27:05,886
YEAH, UH...
1870
01:27:07,354 --> 01:27:08,489
OKAY.
1871
01:27:10,524 --> 01:27:11,593
MM-HMM, MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
1872
01:27:31,612 --> 01:27:32,814
[CLEARS THROAT]
1873
01:27:34,581 --> 01:27:36,447
SORRY WE'RE LATE, SWEETHEART.
1874
01:27:36,449 --> 01:27:39,084
[SCOFFS]
I...
1875
01:27:39,086 --> 01:27:41,919
I CAN'T BE...
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1876
01:27:41,921 --> 01:27:43,688
[MAN]
OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT HERE.
1877
01:27:43,690 --> 01:27:46,325
I KNOW YOU TOLD ME
NOT TO COME, BUT...
1878
01:27:46,327 --> 01:27:48,427
I'LL PROBABLY BE DEAD
IN A FORTNIGHT,
1879
01:27:48,429 --> 01:27:49,896
SO I THOUGHT WHAT THE HELL?
1880
01:28:02,975 --> 01:28:06,644
YOU'RE A WONDERFUL,
FORGIVING PERSON
1881
01:28:06,646 --> 01:28:07,946
AND THAT MAKES ME WORRY
1882
01:28:07,948 --> 01:28:09,647
THAT YOU'RE NOT
A GOOD JUDGE OF CHARACTER.
1883
01:28:09,649 --> 01:28:10,915
WHAT?
1884
01:28:10,917 --> 01:28:12,817
THIS GUY... THIS GUY MARK.
1885
01:28:12,819 --> 01:28:14,085
- [SIGHS]
- IS HE FULL OF SHIT?
1886
01:28:14,087 --> 01:28:15,086
NO.
1887
01:28:15,088 --> 01:28:18,723
I MEAN, DOES HE DESERVE YOU?
1888
01:28:18,725 --> 01:28:19,790
YES.
1889
01:28:19,792 --> 01:28:21,692
REALLY?
1890
01:28:21,694 --> 01:28:22,827
- YES.
- REALLY?
1891
01:28:22,829 --> 01:28:26,565
YES, DAD.
I'M MARRYING HIM.
1892
01:28:26,567 --> 01:28:29,867
WELL, I MEAN, I KNOW YOUR...
1893
01:28:29,869 --> 01:28:34,638
YOUR MUM'S HUSBAND'S
PROBABLY A NICE GUY, BUT...
1894
01:28:34,640 --> 01:28:37,541
YOU'RE MY ONLY DAUGHTER.
1895
01:28:37,543 --> 01:28:39,747
I WANT TO BE THE ONE
TO TAKE YOU DOWN THE AISLE.
1896
01:28:55,162 --> 01:28:56,160
ALL RIGHT,
YOU GOT EVERYTHING?
1897
01:28:56,162 --> 01:28:57,564
YEAH.
1898
01:28:58,966 --> 01:29:00,831
- [VIOLINS PLAYING]
- YEAH.
1899
01:29:00,833 --> 01:29:02,436
YOU OKAY?
1900
01:29:27,728 --> 01:29:29,827
NICE TO MEET YOU.
1901
01:29:29,829 --> 01:29:32,496
YOU'VE MET BEFORE.
SEVERAL TIMES.
1902
01:29:32,498 --> 01:29:34,031
- HAVE I?
- YEAH.
1903
01:29:34,033 --> 01:29:35,099
- HI.
- OH.
1904
01:29:35,101 --> 01:29:37,102
- SAY YOU'RE SORRY.
- WHAT?
1905
01:29:37,104 --> 01:29:40,004
"SORRY."
1906
01:29:40,006 --> 01:29:41,442
ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY.
1907
01:29:43,476 --> 01:29:45,610
YOU TAKE CARE OF HER
OR I'LL BUST YOUR BALLS,
1908
01:29:45,612 --> 01:29:46,913
- ALL RIGHT?
- HMM.
1909
01:29:51,083 --> 01:29:52,183
HI, DOROTHY.
1910
01:29:52,185 --> 01:29:53,554
[WOMAN]
PISS OFF.
1911
01:29:54,787 --> 01:29:55,821
WELCOME!
1912
01:29:55,823 --> 01:29:58,790
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1913
01:29:58,792 --> 01:30:01,058
[ATTICUS]
OKAY, SLUGGER!
1914
01:30:01,060 --> 01:30:03,794
LET'S SEE
WHAT YOU CAN DO, HUH?
1915
01:30:03,796 --> 01:30:05,129
HA-HA!
1916
01:30:05,131 --> 01:30:06,665
AH!
[LAUGHS]
1917
01:30:06,667 --> 01:30:08,503
OH!
1918
01:30:10,636 --> 01:30:11,969
HOME RUN.
1919
01:30:11,971 --> 01:30:13,205
HEY.
1920
01:30:13,207 --> 01:30:14,909
GOOD GOD, WHO'S THAT?
1921
01:30:16,710 --> 01:30:18,576
OH, GOD.
1922
01:30:18,578 --> 01:30:19,646
WHAT?
1923
01:30:28,921 --> 01:30:30,657
EXCUSE ME.
1924
01:30:40,934 --> 01:30:43,835
HEY, COME AND DANCE WITH ME?
1925
01:30:43,837 --> 01:30:46,838
- YES.
- YES, LEAVE YOUR OLD MAN.
1926
01:30:46,840 --> 01:30:48,876
DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HIM.
1927
01:30:51,110 --> 01:30:52,643
WELL, IT HASN'T SPREAD,
1928
01:30:52,645 --> 01:30:53,644
THAT'S THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING.
1929
01:30:53,646 --> 01:30:54,979
OH, REALLY?
1930
01:30:54,981 --> 01:30:57,081
I'M SO SORRY
I DIDN'T TELL YOU.
1931
01:30:57,083 --> 01:30:58,782
WHY DIDN'T YOU
FUCKING TELL ME?
1932
01:30:58,784 --> 01:31:00,785
HE WAS ABOUT TO FIRE YOU.
I HAD TO TALK HIM DOWN.
1933
01:31:00,787 --> 01:31:03,655
[ATTICUS ON PHONE] YEAH, YOU
KNOW, JIMMY, YOU CAN TELL JACK
1934
01:31:03,657 --> 01:31:06,825
TO SHOVE "GOD"
UP HIS CAPACIOUS ASS.
1935
01:31:06,827 --> 01:31:07,826
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
1936
01:31:07,828 --> 01:31:09,628
I MEAN, IT'S A MIRACLE
HE STILL EVEN WANTS YOU.
1937
01:31:09,630 --> 01:31:10,928
NO, I...
1938
01:31:10,930 --> 01:31:12,998
IF I HAVE TO HAVE
THIS FUCKING OPERATION,
1939
01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:16,034
IF I SURVIVE, THEN...
1940
01:31:16,036 --> 01:31:17,635
I JUST WANT
TO DO DECENT STUFF.
1941
01:31:17,637 --> 01:31:19,905
I DON'T WANT
TO DO CRAP, OKAY?
1942
01:31:19,907 --> 01:31:23,008
[DOG WHINING]
1943
01:31:23,010 --> 01:31:24,276
YEAH, FUCK HIM.
1944
01:31:24,278 --> 01:31:25,880
ALL RIGHT. BYE.
1945
01:31:32,719 --> 01:31:33,988
HAPPY?
1946
01:31:35,756 --> 01:31:36,990
YEAH.
1947
01:31:39,326 --> 01:31:40,828
THANK YOU, BY THE WAY.
1948
01:31:43,063 --> 01:31:44,498
WHAT FOR?
1949
01:31:45,666 --> 01:31:47,933
SHE TOLD ME YOU CALLED HER.
1950
01:31:47,935 --> 01:31:49,233
[ATTICUS]
HOW COULD I HAVE CALLED HER?
1951
01:31:49,235 --> 01:31:52,303
YOU'VE HAD MY FUCKING PHONE
ALL WEEK.
1952
01:31:52,305 --> 01:31:54,238
BEEN SO LONG,
I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO USE IT.
1953
01:31:54,240 --> 01:31:55,710
NO, OF COURSE.
1954
01:31:58,679 --> 01:31:59,811
SO, WHAT,
YOU'RE NOT GONNA PLAY GOD?
1955
01:31:59,813 --> 01:32:03,180
NAH, THE SCRIPT STINKS.
1956
01:32:03,182 --> 01:32:06,718
I'D MUCH PREFER TO PLAY
THE DEVIL ANYWAY.
1957
01:32:06,720 --> 01:32:09,190
TAKE IT OVER
TO THE DARK SIDE.
1958
01:32:10,591 --> 01:32:12,324
GOOD.
1959
01:32:12,326 --> 01:32:14,662
YEAH, IT'S GOOD, I THINK.
1960
01:32:16,762 --> 01:32:19,697
YOU KNOW...
1961
01:32:19,699 --> 01:32:22,299
YOU SHOULD GO
AND COMFORT HER...
1962
01:32:22,301 --> 01:32:26,271
BEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE DOES.
1963
01:32:26,273 --> 01:32:29,010
ME, FOR EXAMPLE.
1964
01:32:36,015 --> 01:32:37,551
HEY, HEY, HEY.
1965
01:32:41,921 --> 01:32:44,024
CAREFUL, TIGER.
CAREFUL, CAREFUL, CAREFUL.
1966
01:32:54,234 --> 01:32:56,837
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1967
01:33:02,809 --> 01:33:03,811
HEY.
1968
01:33:08,414 --> 01:33:10,281
I LOVE YOU.
1969
01:33:10,283 --> 01:33:12,753
WHAT?
1970
01:33:17,858 --> 01:33:19,025
NOTHING.
1971
01:33:35,108 --> 01:33:38,012
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1972
01:33:40,018 --> 01:33:45,018
Subtitles by explosiveskull
1973
01:33:52,292 --> 01:33:57,294
♪ SOMETIMES LIFE
CAN BE HARD ON YOU ♪
1974
01:33:57,296 --> 01:34:02,067
♪ AND I'LL BE THERE
WHEN YOU FEEL BLUE ♪
1975
01:34:02,069 --> 01:34:06,336
♪ WHEN THE WORLD
CRUMBLES AROUND YOU ♪
1976
01:34:06,338 --> 01:34:11,142
♪ YOU AND I
WILL MAKE IT THROUGH ♪
1977
01:34:11,144 --> 01:34:15,446
♪ THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD
WAITING OUTSIDE ♪
1978
01:34:15,448 --> 01:34:20,351
♪ SO LET ME
TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE ♪
1979
01:34:20,353 --> 01:34:24,022
♪ THERE'S A WORLD
WAITING BEHIND A DOOR ♪
1980
01:34:24,024 --> 01:34:28,759
♪ A NEVER-ENDING
UNIVERSE TO EXPLORE ♪
1981
01:34:28,761 --> 01:34:33,897
♪ LET US TRAVEL FAR AND WIDE ♪
1982
01:34:33,899 --> 01:34:38,335
♪ THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD
WAITING OUTSIDE ♪
1983
01:34:38,337 --> 01:34:43,007
♪ AND EVEN IF
WE WERE TO PART ♪
1984
01:34:43,009 --> 01:34:47,812
♪ I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE
IN YOUR HEART ♪
1985
01:34:47,814 --> 01:34:52,416
♪ LEAVE THE DARK
AND CLOUDY SKIES BEHIND ♪
1986
01:34:52,418 --> 01:34:56,955
♪ 'CAUSE IT'S WEIGHED
TOO HEAVY ON YOUR MIND ♪
1987
01:34:56,957 --> 01:35:00,858
♪ LOOK AT YOU,
YOU ARE ONE-OF-A-KIND ♪
1988
01:35:00,860 --> 01:35:05,863
♪ A FRIEND LIKE YOU,
IT IS SO HARD TO FIND ♪
1989
01:35:05,865 --> 01:35:10,201
♪ WHEN YOU'RE DOWN
ON YOUR KNEES ♪
1990
01:35:10,203 --> 01:35:15,039
♪ KNOW THAT OUR BOND
WILL ALWAYS BE ♪
1991
01:35:15,041 --> 01:35:19,510
♪ WITHIN YOU HEART,
YOU'LL FIND THE KEY ♪
1992
01:35:19,512 --> 01:35:24,148
♪ TO WRITE YOUR OWN DESTINY ♪
1993
01:35:24,150 --> 01:35:28,519
♪ AND THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD
WAITING OUTSIDE ♪
1994
01:35:28,521 --> 01:35:33,391
♪ SO LET ME TAKE YOU
OUT FOR A RIDE ♪
1995
01:35:33,393 --> 01:35:37,861
♪ THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD
BEHIND YOUR DOOR ♪
1996
01:35:37,863 --> 01:35:41,965
♪ A NEVER-ENDING
UNIVERSE TO EXPLORE ♪
1997
01:35:41,967 --> 01:35:46,970
♪ LET US TRAVEL FAR AND WIDE ♪
1998
01:35:46,972 --> 01:35:51,442
♪ THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD
WAITING OUTSIDE ♪
1999
01:35:51,444 --> 01:35:56,080
♪ AND EVEN IF
WE WERE TO PART ♪
2000
01:35:56,082 --> 01:36:00,317
♪ I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE
IN YOUR HEART ♪
2001
01:36:00,319 --> 01:36:04,759
[VOCALIZING]
2002
01:36:18,572 --> 01:36:23,473
♪ LET US TRAVEL FAR AND WIDE ♪
2003
01:36:23,475 --> 01:36:28,111
♪ THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD
WAITING OUTSIDE ♪
2004
01:36:28,113 --> 01:36:32,549
♪ AND EVEN IF
WE WERE TO PART ♪
2005
01:36:32,551 --> 01:36:36,955
♪ I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE
IN YOUR HEART ♪
2006
01:36:36,957 --> 01:36:41,593
♪ LET US TRAVEL FAR AND WIDE ♪
2007
01:36:41,595 --> 01:36:46,363
♪ THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD
WAITING OUTSIDE ♪
2008
01:36:46,365 --> 01:36:50,968
♪ AND EVEN IF
WE WERE TO PART ♪
2009
01:36:50,970 --> 01:36:55,138
♪ I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE
IN YOUR HEART ♪
2010
01:36:55,140 --> 01:36:59,312
[VOCALIZING]
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