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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,311 --> 00:00:13,151 *** 2 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:15,454 Felix >> How's your shoulder? Hayley >> Oh, I'll live. 3 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,416 This Versy is a lot tougher that he looks. 4 00:00:17,485 --> 00:00:20,645 Jake >> A Versy? A shape-shifter? 5 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:23,361 These things are incredibly dangerous. 6 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:25,394 >> Ah, congratulations, Jake. 7 00:00:25,459 --> 00:00:27,459 Looks like somebody's finally been reading the manual. 8 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:30,658 >> I've been reading the manual all along. 9 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:33,001 And I started with the V section because it's the shortest. 10 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:34,937 Now let me see it. >> All right. 11 00:00:35,002 --> 00:00:37,242 but it's pretty horrifying. 12 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:43,210 [gurgles] 13 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:45,547 >> That's the deadly Versy? >> Deadly... 14 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:48,023 [Versy farts] and also needs changing. 15 00:00:48,082 --> 00:00:49,952 >> Ah, hey, where are we going to keep him? 16 00:00:50,017 --> 00:00:52,017 >> QB-11 is empty. 17 00:00:52,086 --> 00:00:53,946 Why don't you guys clear that out and I'll check him in. 18 00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:55,991 >> You're okay alone with him? 19 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,056 >> Hah, come on, Jake. Look at him. 20 00:00:58,126 --> 00:01:01,356 It's a baby. Plus, I'm armed. 21 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:15,507 *** 22 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:20,976 [scanner beeps] 23 00:01:21,048 --> 00:01:27,488 *** 24 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:29,485 Vercingetorix. 25 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:31,527 Shape-shifter. 26 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,632 Approximately 200 years old... 27 00:01:33,694 --> 00:01:35,664 and deadly. 28 00:01:35,729 --> 00:01:39,499 [gurgles] Oh, ah ha. 29 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:41,537 [Versy snarls] Yeah, yup. 30 00:01:46,073 --> 00:01:47,943 >> So what are you doing this weekend? 31 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:49,978 >> Well, homework in all my classes, 32 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:51,983 plus tickets to a symphony tomorrow, 33 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:54,715 a chess tournament on Sunday, but it's not being ranked 34 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:56,952 so I might just blow it off and go rock climbing instead. 35 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:59,947 Why, what are you doing? 36 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:03,190 >> Well, there's ah, there's a smell in my room 37 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:05,194 that I'd like to track down. 38 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:07,263 >> Fascinating. 39 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:09,528 [ring tone of Phoebe's singing] * I'm a dork, I'm a dork * 40 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:11,597 * I'm a dork, dork, dork I'm a dork, I'm a dork * 41 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:13,465 * I'm a dork, dork, dork * >> Phoebe! 42 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:15,604 What did I tell you about playing with my ring tones? 43 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:17,669 >> You said you'd teach me magic today. 44 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:19,608 >> I know, I know. I'll be home soon. 45 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,613 You're not in my room, are you? >> No. 46 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,635 Why does it smell so bad in here? 47 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:25,611 >> Just don't touch any of my things, okay? 48 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:27,549 Phoebe >> Don't flatter yourself, Jakey. 49 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:29,575 See you at home. 50 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:34,590 *** 51 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:37,088 [clatter] 52 00:02:37,225 --> 00:02:43,355 *** 53 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:46,231 [crash] 54 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:48,237 *** 55 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:54,236 [monster growls] 56 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:56,235 [Felix groans] 57 00:02:56,244 --> 00:03:03,924 [monster roars] 58 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:08,764 >> What? He's tougher than he looks. 59 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:10,822 >> See? >> He reached through the bars. 60 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:14,631 His arms turned into a hammer. He hit me and broke the scanner. 61 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:17,095 It really hurts. 62 00:03:17,164 --> 00:03:21,134 But, lucky for us, I always keep a spare. 63 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:23,099 [whack] Doh! 64 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:25,140 [Versy giggles] 65 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:27,113 Well, that's a bummer. 66 00:03:27,174 --> 00:03:29,284 Jake >> Okay, come on, you. 67 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:31,350 >> Okay, later, Jake. >> Later. 68 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:37,853 >> Our monster's well-named since, as a shape-shifter, 69 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:42,688 it's very 'Versy-tile'. [laughs] 70 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:45,286 >> You just...never stop, do you? 71 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:47,599 Felix >> Ah, it's a gift. And a curse. 72 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:49,725 >> Um-hm. 73 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:51,767 Jake >> Locked down nice and tight. 74 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,672 >> Awesome, have a great weekend, dude. 75 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:56,174 [alarm sounds] 76 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:58,114 >> It's the Versy. I can't see a thing. 77 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:00,071 It must have disabled the surveillance cameras. 78 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:02,180 Hayley >> All right, I'm going to check the cells. 79 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:04,180 >> Hayley, wait! >> What's going on? 80 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:06,182 >> We put the Vercingetorix in QB-11 81 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:08,224 and there might be a disturbance. 82 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:10,716 >> Immediate Code Red lockdown! Nothing goes in or out. 83 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:12,824 Now! 84 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:14,816 Computer >> Lockdown procedure initiated. 85 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:23,558 *** 86 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:28,097 [gurgles] 87 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:30,098 >> Mr. Stockley, I think the Versy 88 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:32,210 is in some kind of cocoon. 89 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:34,140 Stockley >> It's a lot worse than that. 90 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:36,137 The Vercingetorix is a shape-shifter. 91 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:38,179 It puts is victim in a cocoon and assumes the victims shape. 92 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:40,745 Jake >> Wait, what does that mean? 93 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:44,524 >> One of you is in that cocoon. And one of you is the monster. 94 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:46,615 *** 95 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:50,217 Computer >> Danger. Alien organism infiltration. 96 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:53,458 Danger. Lockdown. Danger. Lockdown. 97 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:56,397 Danger. Lockdown. Danger. Lockdown... 98 00:04:56,464 --> 00:05:02,944 *** 99 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:10,476 *** 100 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:16,954 *** 101 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:24,490 *** 102 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:33,928 *** 103 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:43,044 *** 104 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:46,680 *** 105 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:48,577 Hayley >> I don't understand, Mr. Stockley. 106 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:50,649 How can one of us be a monster? 107 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:52,648 Stockley >> It's a shape-shifter. 108 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,620 It can imitate your body perfectly, right down 109 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:58,188 to the way you move and talk. >> Oh, sure, but can he do this? 110 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:06,828 >> Yes, but it probably won't want to. 111 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:10,869 >> I still don't understand how this could have happened. 112 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:12,938 We've all been here together this whole time. 113 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:15,576 >> Has anyone been alone with it? 114 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:17,913 >> We all have. >> Then at some point 115 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:20,048 the monster overpowered one of you, put you in a cocoon 116 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:22,183 and assumed your shape. And, in a while, 117 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:24,819 it will consume whoever's in that cocoon and reproduce. 118 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,845 >> Fine, I'm opening the cocoon with my laser blade. 119 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,960 >> Stop! Tampering with the cocoon 120 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:31,122 could be fatal to whoever's inside. 121 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:33,761 You're going to have to figure this our without cutting it. 122 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:35,857 [Nuss coughs] Ah, Principal Nuss. 123 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:37,799 Ah, just watching this monkey roller skate. 124 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:40,025 [laughs] [Nuss grumbles] 125 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:43,040 You're right, sir, that is more appropriate on my own time. 126 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,173 Felix >> Well, well, well. 127 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,008 A mystery. How delicious. 128 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:49,107 >> Can't we just scan it? 129 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:51,176 Felix >> Don't you remember, Hayley? 130 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,084 The monster broke it when I checked him in. 131 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:55,146 Twice. 132 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:57,885 Or should I say, one of you broke it. 133 00:06:57,951 --> 00:06:59,891 Jake >> Or you did. Hayley >> Or you. 134 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:02,023 Felix >> Okay, let's calm down and let's figure this out 135 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,889 so nobody gets hurt. If you're really Jake, 136 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:05,987 what's your grandma's name? 137 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:07,959 >> Which one? Helen or Dixie? 138 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:09,958 >> You have a grandma named Dixie? 139 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,000 Hayley >> Felix, this only works if you already know 140 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:14,835 the answer to the question. >> Ahh! That's right. 141 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:16,842 I keep forgetting the rules. Hayley! 142 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:18,914 What's your favorite color? >> Yale blue. 143 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:20,972 >> Wrong! It's robin's egg blue! 144 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:24,211 >> Uh-ah, I want to go to Yale so I changed it. 145 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:27,107 Felix >> Okay, let's try this. Who can name both my turtles? 146 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:33,918 Very good. They don't have human names. 147 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:36,057 They only have turtlilian names. 148 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:38,963 One's called Hahhhh Hahhhh 149 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:40,986 and the other one's name is Tyler. 150 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:43,031 Hayley >> Okay, look, we have to figure out another test. 151 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:47,866 The real Jake is an excellent artist, so, show us something. 152 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:49,895 >> Fine. 153 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:58,550 *** 154 00:07:58,546 --> 00:08:06,116 *** 155 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:09,216 >> Ahh. [gulps] 156 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:16,229 *** 157 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:18,266 [glass shatters] 158 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:26,341 *** 159 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:29,706 [chuckles] 160 00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:32,077 >> I can't draw while you're standing over me like that. 161 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:34,445 One mistake and I'm toast. 162 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:36,922 I need some privacy. >> Nice try. 163 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:39,054 Nobody leaves anybodies sight. 164 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:41,289 >> Fine. 165 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,726 Hayley >> Not bad. Felix >> Hmm. 166 00:08:47,795 --> 00:08:50,095 >> You draw what you know. 167 00:08:50,163 --> 00:09:01,043 *** 168 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:03,078 >> Ugh! 169 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:12,623 *** 170 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:20,090 *** 171 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,160 >> Okay, let's figure this out by using some logic. 172 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,199 Let's start... >> Jake is the monster. 173 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,204 >> What? How? >> Process of elimination. 174 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:28,636 Jake, the real Jake, is cocky, careless 175 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,672 and would be an easy target. >> What? 176 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,668 Felix >> True. But his unruffled attitude 177 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:35,640 is the secret of his appeal. Jake >> Thanks, Felix. 178 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:38,046 And your high opinion of me is good to know 179 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,381 but it doesn't prove anything. >> I know what happened. 180 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:42,547 >> Let's hear it. >> Do you remember when 181 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:45,250 we left Jake alone to put the monster in the cell? 182 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:49,794 Jake was goofing around as usual. 183 00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:53,257 [chuckles] 184 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,396 [footsteps approach] 185 00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:59,767 >> What? He is tougher than he looks. 186 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,803 >> See? >> He reached through the bars 187 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,939 and his arm turned into a hammer... 188 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:07,374 Jake >> Baby! * I'm gonna rock you * 189 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,280 * And then I'm gonna groove you * 190 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,852 * And then I'm gonna twirl you * 191 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:16,582 * And then I'm gonna rest cause I'm tired * 192 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,650 >> Jake? 193 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,549 * Lady... * 194 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,594 >> Hello? 195 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,656 Hello! 196 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:27,025 >> Huh? Sorry. 197 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:29,034 You guys go chill in the main bay and I'll catch up with you. 198 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:33,366 Poww poww! [Versy gurlges] 199 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,443 Hayley >> Ugh! 200 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:38,942 >> Let's go, big baby dude. 201 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:47,075 Sweet gig in here, bro. 202 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,447 Hang some posters, get some sweet speakers. 203 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,646 Here, you can borrow my Fist of Flame. 204 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:54,389 He's fighting Professor Foot, and he's all like... 205 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:57,994 [grunts] Hiii yaaa! 206 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:06,028 [grunts and puffs] 207 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:11,909 Dude, this is totally unreas! 208 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,372 Hayley >> So, you cocoon Jake and took his shape. 209 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,381 Hands up! >> No way! 210 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:19,153 You really think I'd say "Dude, totally unreas"? 211 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,752 Like I'm too busy to say "onable"? 212 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,949 >> You do say "dude" a lot. >> Dude, so does everybody. 213 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:27,017 I mean, so...does...everybody. We're wasting time! 214 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:29,087 >> That's an awfully good argument, Jake. 215 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:32,186 Perhaps a little too good. 216 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:35,099 Ooh, you're sounding awfully smart all of the sudden. 217 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:39,132 >> Wow, after all the times I've saved you, 218 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,399 gotten slimed with you and now you accuse me 219 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,498 of being a monster? 220 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:46,770 Especially, because I'm pretty sure... 221 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,837 Hayley's the monster. >> Ah, man. 222 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:51,379 >> Obviously, I am not the monster. 223 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,354 Jake >> Really? Because if I were a monster 224 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,953 the first thing I'd do is point my finger at someone else. 225 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,316 Which you just did. >> That does make sense. 226 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,285 You would want me to turn against Jake and then 227 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,393 finish me off for yourself. If you were the monster. 228 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,385 >> Felix! How can you even say that? 229 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:07,027 >> And remember, Hayley answered the alarm by herself. 230 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:09,034 She was alone with the monster in the cell. 231 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,056 >> Uh-ah. The monster was already gone 232 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,001 by the time I got there. [Felix gasps] 233 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,096 >> We don't know that for sure. 234 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:17,038 >> Here's how I see it happening. 235 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:19,074 *** 236 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,109 Felix >> Hayley, listen! He's stronger than he looks. 237 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,114 He reached through the bars and tried... 238 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,076 Hayley >> Look, I don't have time for this. 239 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,705 I really have to go. Jake, ah, 240 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,615 you really need to optimize that haircut. 241 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:33,222 Felix, I typed out instructions on how to fix the scanner, okay? 242 00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:35,256 I have to go. I'll be at the hospital. 243 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,262 I have surgery club. 244 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,364 That's ridiculous! 245 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,026 Okay, this school doesn't even have a surgery club, Jake. 246 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,095 Wait. Does it? 247 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,104 >> That's not the important part. 248 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:49,366 When the alarm went off, you ran back to the cells. 249 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,436 >> Look at this mess. 250 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,514 Spilled food attracts cockroaches. 251 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,743 Is that what you want? Cockroaches? 252 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:58,183 Aah! And your bed! 253 00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:02,175 Already a mess! What kind of monster are you? 254 00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:04,889 [cell phone rings] Hi, Mr. Mayor... 255 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,622 You know, I'm in the middle of something right now. 256 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:10,057 Can I call you back? Great. 257 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,963 Ciao. [smack] 258 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,055 Stand back. 259 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,897 I am going to show you how to make the bed military-style. 260 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,974 It takes two minutes and you'll use it 261 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,772 for the rest of your life. [huff] 262 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:27,507 Ahh! Nooo! Not my hair! 263 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,544 Ahhh! 264 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,609 [burp] 265 00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:33,948 Jake >> You had just enough time to cocoon Hayley 266 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:37,354 and take her shape before me and Felix got there. 267 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:40,247 >> First, I'm offended that you think that I'm that picky. 268 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,520 Secondly, it's 'Felix and I' not 'me and Felix'. 269 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,560 >> You're correcting my grammar at a time like this. 270 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,555 Not even the real Hayley is that obtuse. 271 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,457 >> Obtuse? Ah ha ha. 272 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,556 That is not a Jake word. 273 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,931 >> I know, Herr Mueller used it in the last issue 274 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,941 of 'Fists of Flame'. >> Use it in a sentence. 275 00:13:57,004 --> 00:14:01,174 >> "Captain Helsov, I find your pedantic loquaciousness obtuse." 276 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,241 >> Do you understand a word of that? 277 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,210 >> No. >> He's got you there. 278 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,208 >> Don't take his side. >> What's going on down there? 279 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,350 Put those blasters down. 280 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,276 It's only a few minutes before the monster destroys 281 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,591 whoever's in that cocoon. >> Jake is the monster. 282 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,593 >> No, I'm not. It's Hayley. 283 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,515 Stockley >> Hayley! Jake! 284 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,530 Stop fighting! 285 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,402 [blast, zing, zing] 286 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,972 [boom] 287 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,402 Stop it! Both of you. 288 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,697 *** 289 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,009 I'm the monster. 290 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,608 Stockley >> Felix? What are you saying? 291 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,847 >> I'm saying I think it's me. 292 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,947 I'm the monster. 293 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,452 >> Oh, hello, Danielle, bad news. 294 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,487 Considering what happened at the front row of last years 295 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,363 carnival, your application for fire juggling club 296 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,418 has been denied. 297 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,360 I'll talk to you later, Mother Stockley. 298 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,389 >> How was that possible? 299 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,431 >> Well, I had my opportunities. 300 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,426 Here's what probably happened. 301 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,968 *** 302 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,971 This way, old man. 303 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:06,173 *** 304 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,509 We had a bit of a rough go, didn't we? 305 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,635 Hayley, let's take at look at that shoulder. 306 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,681 >> Ah, would you, Felix? 307 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,216 Oh, I'd be ever so grateful. 308 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:29,103 *** 309 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:32,732 Ah, the pain is gone. 310 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:35,499 Oh, Felix, you truly are amazing. 311 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,574 >> You're awesome, buddy. 312 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:46,346 >> Rather. Remarkable, old man. 313 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,623 [Stockley chuckles] Felix >> Now, now. 314 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:51,551 Enough fooling about. You two run along and clear 315 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,318 cell QB-11 while I stay here and process the Versy. 316 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,617 Now, I'd like to get out of here at a reasonable hour 317 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:59,329 to see all my girlfriends. Jake >> Which ones, Felix? 318 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:04,102 Felix >> Oh, only the Frrrrrench ones. 319 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,734 >> Eh, parle Francais magnifique, Felix. 320 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,799 >> Ah, qui. 321 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:11,498 [giggles and laughs] Jake >> What a great guy! 322 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:14,511 [chuckles] >> Carry on, Stockley. 323 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:18,714 [Felix laughs] 324 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,678 *** 325 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,717 [Versy giggles] 326 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,682 *** 327 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:27,051 Well, well, well. 328 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,090 And then there were two... 329 00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,056 >> May I just say what an honor it is 330 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,134 to have been captured by you. 331 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,463 >> My dear monster, this was a team effort. 332 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:38,698 Although I see you've gleaned from that much of work, 333 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:43,065 by necessity, sits on my broad shoulders. 334 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,440 >> I see. Is that the poisonous snake? 335 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,405 Felix >> What? 336 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,677 [Felix groans] 337 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:53,313 I'll get you for this, rapscallion! 338 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:58,146 Well...played...old chap. 339 00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:00,148 >> You're completely deranged. 340 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,420 >> Nobody falls for those "look over there" trick. 341 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:04,589 >> It could happen. And it wasn't "look over there". 342 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:07,087 It was "poisonous snake." 343 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,100 >> Do you want to be the monster? 344 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,526 >> No, but I do want the respect of thinking that it's possible. 345 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,498 >> You've lost your mind. Hayley >> Which would help you, 346 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,536 wouldn't it, Jake? 347 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:18,112 If Felix lost his mind, one less Troop member to deal with 348 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:20,835 and you are closer to escaping. 349 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:23,577 Jake >> No, it wouldn't help me, Hayley. 350 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,513 I'm going to need Felix when it's finally time 351 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,908 to take you out. 352 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,680 >> You know what? This isn't solving anything. 353 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,750 Because while we're fighting, whoever's in that cocoon 354 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,919 is just that much closer to being eaten. 355 00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,991 Jake >> We better figure this out because Phoebe's 356 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:39,994 looking for me right now. If she starts asking around, 357 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,027 we're all in trouble. 358 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:47,299 *** 359 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,637 [smash] 360 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,668 >> Okay, let's say the monster shape-shifted into me 361 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,040 then started walking towards the cell 362 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:58,013 pretending to be me escorting the monster. 363 00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:00,145 >> Dude, it's impossible. >> Dude, you just said "dude". 364 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:02,147 He just said "dude," I heard him. 365 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,152 >> Enough. I can't sit around here 366 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,147 waiting to be eaten anymore. >> Hayley! 367 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,156 What are you doing? Hayley >> I'm going to open 368 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,191 this thing and we're going to find out exactly who's in it. 369 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,157 Jake >> You heard what Mr. Stockley said. 370 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,162 If you hurt the cocoon, it could be fatal to whoever's inside. 371 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,197 >> Well, if we don't do something, 372 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,403 it could be too late for all of us. 373 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,865 [blaster powers up] >> Drop the blade, Hayley. 374 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,943 >> Drop the blaster, Jake. 375 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:27,637 >> Drop it. Both of you. 376 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:37,178 *** 377 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,087 >> I don't know what she's doing, Felix, 378 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,186 but this is a trick. 379 00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:43,258 The Versy is a very smart monster. 380 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,756 How's your shoulder, Hayley? 381 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:48,425 >> It's fine. >> It was the other shoulder. 382 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:51,055 >> No, was it? 383 00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,198 Felix! Stop! 384 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,103 Look, he's just trying to confuse us, okay. 385 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:57,202 He's the monster. That's why he doesn't want us 386 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:59,107 to open up the cocoon. Blast him! 387 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,236 >> Don't listen to her. This isn't the Hayley we know. 388 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,208 >> I don't know, Jake. The Hayley we know 389 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,210 is pretty bossy. >> Felix, 390 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,205 don't you listen to him. >> You see. 391 00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,124 *** 392 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:13,646 [dryer whirs] 393 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:17,820 *** 394 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:24,830 [beeps] 395 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:30,937 [rings] 396 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,873 >> Decide, Felix. >> I can't. 397 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,869 >> Well, you have to. 398 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,841 Whoever is in that cocoon is toast and we're next. 399 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,009 And that is not going to happen. 400 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,048 [ring tone of Phoebe) * I'm a dork, I'm a dork * 401 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,383 * I'm a dork, dork, dork * >> Jake's phone! 402 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,620 I knew it. >> You're the monster. 403 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,785 [deep voice] >> Just open the doors and let me out 404 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,764 or it's over for your friend. >> Can't do it. 405 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,822 >> Surrender and nobody will get hurt. 406 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,791 Stockley >> What's going on? Why are you pointing 407 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,760 the blasters. >> Jake is the monster. 408 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,828 >> Let me out and you'll get your human friend back! 409 00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,397 >> Now see here, fellow, we don't negotiate with monsters. 410 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,397 You return to your cell immediately. 411 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,869 The doors remain closed. Period. 412 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,867 [growl] 413 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:09,209 [zap, boom] 414 00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:11,306 [splat] 415 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:16,618 [Jake groans] 416 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:19,253 Felix >> Jake! Hayley >> Are you okay? 417 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,819 >> I'm fine, but the Versy's on the loose. 418 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,718 He shape-shifted to look just like me. 419 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,760 Hayley and Felix, check the cells. 420 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,825 New guy, you're with me. 421 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,764 Oh... [growl] 422 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:35,539 *** 423 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:43,075 *** 424 00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:45,082 >> I can't tell who's the real Jake. 425 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,984 >> I have a six sense for these things. 426 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,749 [grunts] 427 00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:52,686 I'm pretty sure that guy's the monster. 428 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,752 >> Freeze, both of you. 429 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,861 Take a step apart. 430 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,100 >> Now, I want you both to do that mirror bit 431 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,062 where one's the reflection of the other. 432 00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:07,131 Hayley >> How is that going to help? 433 00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:09,139 >> It's not. It's just really entertaining. 434 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:11,101 >> I'm Jake. >> I'm Jake. 435 00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,040 >> Which is which? >> I don't know. 436 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,135 >> Shoot us both. >> That's crazy. 437 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,977 >> I'm serious. Him and me are too much alike. 438 00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:20,584 You can replace me, but if this monster gets loose, 439 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:22,577 we haven't done our job. 440 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,879 [zap] 441 00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:34,058 [groan] 442 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,096 >> How did you know? 443 00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:38,062 >> He said "him and me." It should be "he and I." 444 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,070 I corrected him once before. 445 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,172 The real Jake would have known better than to make 446 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,004 the same mistake twice. >> Huh? 447 00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:46,143 >> Right? 448 00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:48,375 >> Ah, in the future, let's avoid shooting me 449 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,508 based on grammar. 450 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:52,577 >> So what happened? How did the Versy get you? 451 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,605 Jake >> Pretty easily. 452 00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:56,581 >> Excuse me, is that a poisonous snake? 453 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,649 *** 454 00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:01,648 [groan] Jake >> No! No! 455 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,691 He just flat out attacked me 456 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:05,726 and sprayed this cocoon stuff in my face. 457 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:07,732 I got off a few good punches though. 458 00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,734 They're a lot tougher than they look. 459 00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:11,726 >> Well, it could have happened to anyone. 460 00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,628 >> Exactly. >> I'm just glad you're okay. 461 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:16,640 [squish] 462 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:18,673 That was a mistake. 463 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,768 *** 464 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,880 >> Well, I'm sorry I said all those mean things about you 465 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:25,142 while you were in the cocoon. >> No worries. 466 00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:27,651 *** 467 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:30,424 Wait, what mean things? 33872

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