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Hayley >> ...and that's what
the universal translator is for.
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Jake >> So when you say
'universal translator'...?
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>> It's exactly that.
Any creature that has
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a language, this will take it
and turn it into English.
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Oh, and you flip this switch
and your words are put
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into the last language
on the translator.
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>> Allow me to demonstrate.
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Danker >> Aororroooaoroaooroo...
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[beeps]
>> Poor guy sounds sad.
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>> That's just the Danker.
This is what
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he's really saying:
[beeps]
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Translator >> I love it cold.
I love it dark.
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Happy, happy smile time.
I love it cold.
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I love it dark...
>> That's awesome!
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Felix >> I know, huh.
Hayley >> Jake, you're going
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to be dealing with
a lot of high tech gadgets.
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The Troop doesn't play
around with its equipment.
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Nothing but the best.
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[running footsteps, growls]
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[loud roar]
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[squeal]
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[clatter]
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[clanks, squeals]
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[clatter]
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[growl and chatter]
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[snap snap!]
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Hayley >> Then again,
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there's always room
for improvement, I guess.
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Felix >> Here monster,
monster, monster!
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Translator >> Bleahblahgrrg.
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Jake >> Come here.
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***
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[zaps and growls]
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[zap and fizzle]
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>> Well, that's the last one.
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Wow, that Ratodon has a temper.
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>> That's why we keep
them in cages, Einstein.
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>> Still early, plenty of time
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to get into my costume
and go trick or treating.
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>> Not so fast, Felix.
Hayley >> What'd you find?
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>> Well, I found what's left
of the monstropental regulator,
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which broke and caused the
reciprocating hydrogenator
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to fail resulting in an overload
of the security system.
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I also found a baseball,
a flying disc,
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two overdue library books
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and a bi-centennial quarter.
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Heh!
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Jake >> So 'monstropental
regulator',
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what does that all mean?
Stockley >> It's broken.
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The electrical grid is shot.
I jury-rigged it
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so it will hold till I can
make the proper repairs.
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Hayley >> Let's call
International HQ.
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They'll get someone
out here to fix it.
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>> Guten abend, Stockley.
What now?
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>> Just wanted to say "Happy
Halloween", Dr. Brandenbury.
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Gotta go, bye.
[beep]
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I've made a few too many
requests to International
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lately: new communicators,
new pulse blaster, team hats.
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They said I could only have one.
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Anyway, it's a simple
power core decoupling
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and redistribution job.
I got this.
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>> Great!
See you guys around then.
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>> But it does mean that one of
us is going to have to say here,
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keep an eye on things
while I go get the parts.
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>> But Mr. Stockley,
it's Halloween.
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>> I know.
I'm sorry.
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But somebody has to stay.
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So who's it going to be?
>> Hayley?
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>> Ha, sure, I guess I could.
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I've only been working on this
charity haunted house for like
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two months, getting it ready,
you know, for the needy.
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But if you guy think it's more
important that 15 year-olds
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go around, playing dress up
for candy, that's just fine.
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I'll tell the starving children,
'Better luck next time."
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Jake >> Tough break.
Guess it's you buddy!
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>> No way.
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I am not staying
here on Halloween.
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Tonight is my night and
I don't get many nights.
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I started working on this
Gibbering Troolis costume
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on January 1st.
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So...whaddya' think?
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I busted my butt for weeks
designing and calibrating
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to my exacting standards.
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And just as the Troolis's call
summons the other monsters
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to its lair, so will I summon
candy into my pumpkin bucket.
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It's perfect!
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>> You're not the only
one with a costume.
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I was going to draw
a goatee on my face.
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Then I go as Evil Jake.
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Fine, I'll stay.
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>> I'm grateful,
and so are the kids.
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Such a sweetie.
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>> She's right, you're so sweet.
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>> I'll try to be fast, but
Halloween's bad for driving.
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[Danker growls]
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[beeps]
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Translator >> Hey, don't worry.
You and I can have fun.
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* Ninety nine bottles
of slime on the wall *
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* Ninety nine bottles of slime *
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* Take one down,
pass it around *
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* Ninety eight bottles
of slime on the wall *
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* Ninety eight bottles of... *
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[children's giggles]
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[evil laugh]
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Hayley >> Hey kids, welcome
to the haunted house.
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Have fun, guys.
Don't get too scared.
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Have fun.
Ticket.
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Hey, thank you so much
for coming, guys.
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Hey, tell your friends.
And don't forget "Boo!"
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[laughs]
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Hey, Phoebe.
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How was it?
Did you have fun?
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>> It was fine.
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>> "Fine?"
Huh.
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Didn't it scare you?
>> Was it suppose to be scary?
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>> Well, yeah.
It's a haunted house.
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>> Oh, right.
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Well, I'm sure some people
thought it was scary.
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Like, toddlers, or tiny babies.
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>> Really, the
blood on the walls?
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A bowl of eyeballs?
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Only scary to toddlers?
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>> And tiny babies.
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Maybe you should advertise it as
a place that's scary for babies,
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then people would bring
their babies here
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and you could scare them.
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[clears throat]
>> Just so that the last
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eight weeks of my life
weren't completely wasted,
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why don't we just
walk through together,
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and you can show me where
it could be scarier, okay?
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>> Okay.
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[background howls]
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[Grrrr!]
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[evil laugh]
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>> Yawn.
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[car radio plays commercial]
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Announcer >> ...we've got a mile
of used cars, each one
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priced by a crazy chimpanzee.
[chimp squeals]
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[scan of radio stations]
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[haunting music]
Radio Host >> Tales of the
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sinister and macabre,
all Halloween evening.
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Tales to terrify your very soul.
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Muah ha ha ha!
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>> All right, radio,
challenge accepted.
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Let's see who's scared of what.
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[haunting music]
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[crash of thunder]
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[Danker sings]
* Seven bottles *
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* of slime on the wall
Seven bottles of slime *
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* Take one down,
pass it around *
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* Six bottles of slime
on the wall *
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* Six bottles of slime
on the wall *
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* Six bottles of slime
Take one down, pass it around *
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>> Okay, taking a
lunch break, Danker.
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Translator >> Okay, Jake.
When you get back,
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we can take it from the top.
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[beeps and whir of microwave]
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[fizzles]
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No, no.
Noooo.
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[rustles and footsteps running]
No!
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[footsteps and growls]
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Gone, gone, they're all gone.
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[growl and snarls]
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[monster grunts]
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[slimy pop]
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[footsteps running away]
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[children's voices]
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Haunting voice >> Yeah ha ha!
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[evil laugh]
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>> Arghhh!
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>> Nice try, but I've seen it.
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>> Seen it?
Really?
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You have seen an ogre
charging at you, with horns!
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>> Listen, if you want
to be scared check out
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the haunted house at
Second Presbyterian Church.
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They're handing out extra pants.
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[watch-com rings]
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>> What's up, Jake?
>> Is that Jake?
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Tell him to come pick me up
so we can go trick or treating.
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I'm booored!
>> Dude, chillax.
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Phoebe >> I'll chillax, once
I get what's coming to me.
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A sack full of candy
and a brother who does
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what he says he'll do.
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Jake >> Hayley, listen.
We have bigger problems
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than my sister.
The monsters are loose.
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>> What?
That's a disaster!
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How did it happen?
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>> I guess we'll never know.
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I'll head out to round up
any monsters I can.
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Stick Phoebe somewhere safe
and meet me on Caine Ave.
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>> Got it, see you there in ten.
[beep]
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>> Is he coming to get me?
>> No, but soon.
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In the meantime,let me
show you to a room
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where you can wait for him.
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>> Ha, nice try Hayley.
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I can see you've
put in some effort.
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That weird, pale,
paper mache skin.
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>> Hic-up!
[gasp]
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>> This is Mrs. Vanderveen.
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She's the executive director
of 'Foods for Little Dudes'.
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That's who we're
raising money for.
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Mrs. Vanderveen, this is Phoebe.
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I was wondering, can you
keep an eye on her
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for just a little bit
while I run out?
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>> I'd love to.
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>> Do you have a TV?
>> No, but we have something
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twice as good
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...the radio!
>> Oh, goodie!
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[haunting music on radio]
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Radio Host >> ...and as they
turned, they saw the ghost
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point to the very spot
they were standing on!
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>> What kind of baby is
afraid of this stuff?
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Radio Host >> And the Menlowe
brothers were never seen again.
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Muha ha ha!
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[distant howl]
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[applause]
Felix >> Thank you, thank you.
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One does like to be
appreciated for the effort.
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Ha ha!
Your maps have a route
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I've designed for candy
maximizing pleasure.
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Sure, go ahead.
I'll catch up.
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Happy hunting.
[distant growl]
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Whoa!
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Phenomenal costume, my friend.
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You even got the slime right.
That's amazing.
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[monster huffs]
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[growl!]
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That's not bad.
Remember, this is the call
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that has the power to
attract other monsters.
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But it's more like...
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Mmmwwwrgrrguurglll!
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[monster growls]
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>> Okay, let's start
a grid pattern
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and clear each grid of monsters.
That's the only way to be sure.
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So what did Stockley
say when you told him?
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You didn't tell him?
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Jake, he's our advisor.
We rely on him.
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In times of crisis,
he is our rock.
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Radio Host >> And he saw, stuck
in the side door of the car,
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a stainless steel hook!
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Muah ha ha ha!
[tap tap tap]
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Aaaggghhh!
>> Aaaahhh!
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[scream fades down]
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[awkward chuckle]
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I thought you were
trying to kill me.
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I have some mints.
253
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[squishy sounding steps]
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[slurpy licks]
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>> Dude, okay.
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Wet Willy from a Gibbering
Troolis is very fun but can
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00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,649
phew, can we give it
a rest now, please.
258
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[watch-com rings]
259
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:39,423
Hey, Jake.
>> Felix, the monsters are out.
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>> They escaped?
How'd that happen?
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>> We'll never know.
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But you need to come give
Hayley and me a hand
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to round the monsters back up.
[squishy licks]
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>> Dude, that is seriously
getting annoying.
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Knock it off!
Jake >> What's going on?
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>> Just some other guy in
a Giggering Troolis costume,
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being a jerk!
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>> Keep you eyes
peeled for monsters.
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>> Right, I'll...
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>> Troolis costume?
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>> It's not a guy, is it, Jake?
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>> I don't think it is.
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[growl!]
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>> Aaarrghhh!
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[growl]
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>> Felix, take it easy.
Felix >> Help, Hayley,
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it's tasting me!
It's tasting me!
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>> Felix, calm down.
It's not going to eat you.
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[growl]
>> No?
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>> No, ha, I promise.
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[growling stops]
>> Hey, you're right.
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Hayley >> That wasn't
its hunting call,
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that was its mating call.
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00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,405
>> His what?
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>> I think it's
in love with you.
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[sigh]
[growl]
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You're not in any real danger.
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Felix >> Oh, I don't think
I heard you right
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because the yard-long tongue
poking into my ear hole.
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>> Sick! Try to get a picture.
Felix >> No!
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>> Lead it back to headquarters.
>> No, the haunted house
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is closer.
Lead it there.
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And the Troolis' song will
attract all the other monsters.
294
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,144
>> But it's gonna ruin
my haunted house.
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00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,176
I've been working on that
thing for eight weeks.
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>> Word on the street is
that Second Presbyterian's
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haunted house is
killing yours anyway.
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00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,512
>> Perfect.
Hayley's will be empty.
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>> Hey!
>> We'll turn the house
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into a trap and catch all
the monsters in one shot.
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00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,118
>> Do have any idea how hard
it is to make a haunted house?
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00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,288
Our fog machines
keep breaking down,
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00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,526
the sound effects CD
only lasts 20 minutes,
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00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:29,002
oh, and it's hard to get
good fake blood nowadays.
305
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,359
>> You done?
>> [sigh] Fine.
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00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,731
>> Okay, at the haunted house,
but you both gotta be there.
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00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,600
>> We'll be there, just make
sure you bring your boyfriend.
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00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,668
Felix >> Don't call him that.
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00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:43,536
Can we just try being friends
and see where it goes?
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[mating growl]
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Hayley >> People,
people, people!
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You need to leave here at once.
There are monsters on their way.
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[cheers and applause]
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>> Halloween.
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>> Ahh...
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[mating growl]
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00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,532
>> But seriously, guys, we're
all out of cider and cookies.
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[crowd moans]
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[squishy footsteps]
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Felix >> Hide me.
>> Felix, that's not the plan.
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Felix >> We have a plan?
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Jake >> Since the Troolis
is attracted to you...
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00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,049
Felix >> The costume you mean.
>> ...lure it into
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the basement and, you know,
keep it interested.
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00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,450
Felix >> How's that?
>> Flirt.
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00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:35,727
[tick tock, tick tock...]
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00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:40,395
>> And that's the recipe
for rye crackers.
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00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:50,410
[tick tock, tick tock...]
329
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:53,377
And you make wheat crackers
in a different
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00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,920
but equally exciting way...
331
00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:59,093
>> Excuse me, I have to go.
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00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:01,086
>> To the bathroom, dearie?
333
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,094
>> No.
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00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,163
[watch-com beeps]
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00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,185
Jake >> No more complaining,
just shake your bootie.
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00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,130
Mr. Stockley over watch-com >>
I'm going to let the back-talk
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00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,226
slide because I asked
you to work on Halloween.
338
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:13,268
But you shouldn't be talking
to adults that way.
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00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,273
>> [sigh] Sorry, Mr. Stockley.
What's up?
340
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,235
>> Picked up the stuff
and I'm on my way.
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00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:19,214
Shouldn't be too much longer.
>> Great.
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00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,712
>> Any problems?
343
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,744
>> Nope, just being bored
because everything's
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00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,580
so quiet and under control.
>> Oh, listen.
345
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,346
I wanted to warn you.
Don't use the microwave.
346
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,916
It might crash the
electrical grid again.
347
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:35,164
>> Good to know, thanks.
Talk to you soon.
348
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,822
Felix >> How do you
like this, big boy?
349
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:42,664
[hunting call]
350
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:48,369
***
351
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,398
>> It's show time.
352
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:58,780
***
353
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,808
[growl]
354
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,850
***
355
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,215
[growl]
356
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,185
[hunting call]
357
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,217
[growl]
358
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:15,929
***
359
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,955
[snap]
360
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:24,470
***
361
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,507
[snarl]
362
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:31,613
***
363
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:35,821
[high pitched chirps]
364
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,852
[growl]
365
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,187
***
366
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,887
[growl]
367
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,915
***
368
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:47,191
>> Last one, dude.
>> Except for the Ratodon.
369
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,197
>> Ratodon.
370
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:55,301
[mating growl]
371
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,398
>> Hey, Jake.
372
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,440
I don't know how much
longer I can do this.
373
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,536
He's tearing my costume
into shreds and I think
374
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,538
I'm starting to get
a reputation.
375
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,550
>> You're doing great, Felix.
This is going much smoother
376
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,512
than I thought it would.
Felix >> That's easy
377
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,520
for you to say,
you're not the heartbreaker.
378
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,086
[pounding footsteps]
379
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,363
>> Hey, Felix.
Cool costume.
380
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,400
>> Phoebe!
What are you doing?
381
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,402
>> Talking to Felix.
[growl!]
382
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:27,974
>> Whoa! Your breath smells
like cheese and tires.
383
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:30,274
>> Jake, that's a Ratodon.
384
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,237
>> I...I know.
Now we have to contain it.
385
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:35,342
>> Do you have any candy?
I haven't gotten any all night.
386
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:38,348
[quiet growl]
>> You better keep it away
387
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,311
from the Troolis because
they hate each other.
388
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,780
>> Phoebe.
389
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,949
Come over here
...slowly.
390
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,387
>> Then can I have some candy?
>> Sure.
391
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:50,264
Here, here's some
candy right here.
392
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:53,493
[snarl]
>> Felix, he said it was mine.
393
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,630
>> Just let him have it, Phoebe!
Jake >> Phoebe, no!
394
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,496
>> Felix, you better
get up here right now.
395
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,695
And take off that
costume before you come.
396
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,002
>> Not a problem.
397
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:07,244
[mournful growl]
398
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,777
It's not me, it's you.
You're a monster.
399
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:17,722
[loud mournful cry]
400
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,989
Argh!
[gasps]
401
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:25,158
Oh, come on!
402
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,834
>> It's my candy.
I called it.
403
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,032
>> Help me!
404
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:36,971
[growls]
405
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:39,406
[grunts]
>> Get it open!
406
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,572
[groan]
>> I'm trying, it's jammed.
407
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,511
[monsters growl]
408
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,647
>> My little sister's in there!
409
00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:48,653
Hayley >> Okay, well
how can we help?
410
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:51,345
>> Take the hinges off.
Felix >> They're on the inside.
411
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,388
[monsters growl]
412
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,363
>> I got it.
413
00:20:55,422 --> 00:21:05,432
[growls and scuffles]
414
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:12,742
[growls and scuffles]
415
00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:15,409
[bang!]
416
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:21,475
Phoebe >> Finally, some candy.
417
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,389
Hayley, I was wrong.
418
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:31,615
This is the best
haunted house ever!
419
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:44,503
[monster growls]
[gasps]
420
00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:47,271
Felix >> Phew!
That's the last of them.
421
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:49,544
>> Man, that was too close.
422
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:52,479
>> Oh, look at you
guys laying around.
423
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,445
Are you really that bored?
Jake >> Ha, hey Mr. Stockley,
424
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:56,484
did you get everything
you needed?
425
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,519
>> I sure did.
And I brought you back
426
00:21:58,585 --> 00:22:00,845
a little holiday treat.
>> Candy?
427
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,920
>> Even better.
Allen wrenches.
428
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:07,460
>> Next best thing.
Thanks.
429
00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:09,657
>> Hey, Mr. Stockley,
are you ever going to tell
430
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:11,829
International HQ about
the security failure?
431
00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,998
[laughs]
432
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:20,466
Hayley, sometimes the less your
superiors know, the better.
433
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,640
>> I have no problem
with that, sir.
434
00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:24,639
[Danker growls]
Translator >> Hey Stockley,
435
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:27,551
you missed all the fun!
There was this power outage....
436
00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:30,754
>> Argh!
Shhh shhh shhh!
437
00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:34,517
[Danker moans]
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