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Jake >> Hurry up, Phoebe.
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Mr. Brinker >> You're
on my lawn.
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Uh-uh.
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It's mine now.
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Jake >> Hey, you'd better save
that, it's going to be worth
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a lot some day.
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Mr. Brinker >> Humph.
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>> You know what?
Why don't I just
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get off your lawn?
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Phoebe >> He got my glow ball
last week which I kind of get
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but what's he going to do
with my Princess tiara.
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>> Come on, Your Majesty,
Mom said I have to walk you
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to the bus.
>> Funny, Mom said I had
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to walk you to the bus.
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Said you're nervous about
the Aptitude Test results.
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>> Try totally freaked.
Once they label you something
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it's hard to shake it.
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>> You can overcome
anything, Jake.
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I believe in you.
>> Really?
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>> No, I just saw people
say that on TV.
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>> Oh.
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>> My bus!
My bus!
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>> I got it.
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Stop!
Stop!
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I said stop!
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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I said stop!
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>> Ohhh...
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Phoebe >> Thanks, Jake.
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>> Oh, and don't forget, I won't
be back from my beauty retreat
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until tomorrow.
Mr. Brinker >> Oh, you're going
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to need to stay longer.
>> What?
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>> So long.
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>> What's going on in there?
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Hello?
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Argh!
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♪♪♪
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>> Hey, Jake.
>> Cuddy, what's wrong?
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>> Oh, I...I just got the
results of my Aptitude Test
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back, you know?
Turns out I'm not going to be
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able to live out my, uh...
dream of being a matador.
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>> Whatever you're going to be,
I bet it's still pretty cool.
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>> Oral Surgeon.
>> Dude.
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>> Yeah, so if you know anyone
who needs a pair of sequined
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pants, give them my number.
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Jake >> Mr. Stockley, wait!
I was hoping you could
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give me a little heads up
on my Aptitude Test results.
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>> Oh, I don't think that's
a discussion you want to have
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in public.
My office, ten o'clock.
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>> Oh, but just a hint?
A revealing glance.
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Great, I'll probably
end up a janitor.
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Which would be totally awesome.
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>> Here's your books.
Pipe busted.
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Your new locker's 33 -
around the corner,
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down the hall.
>> Seriously?
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Hayley >> One of the guys just
said something completely...
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I don't even know what he said.
Okay, so we were in R2, right?
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Mr. Robinson's class,
and right when he was about
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to start talking...
So you know David and what
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a troublemaker he is right?
>> Thank you.
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>> New locker.
>> Hi, I'm Hayley.
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>> I know.
We've been going to school
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together since we were
in second grade.
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>> Oh...right, well...
nice to meet you again.
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>> Mmmph
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>> Stubborn one.
>> Here, let me.
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>> Laugh it up, ladies, but I'm
not a guy who gets embarrassed.
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But nothing's impossible.
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Teacher >> Nice of you
to join us, Mr. Collins.
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We've already paired up
for the frog dissection.
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Find a partner.
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♪♪♪
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>> Over here, science friend.
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Jake >> Hey, Felix.
>> Congratulations, Jake.
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You just won the
lab partner lottery.
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You can take you're A-plus plus
to the bank.
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Here's some rules.
>> I really didn't ask to be...
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>> Hang on, I still talking.
This is a baggie
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of frog organs.
I want you to memorize them.
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>> But our frog
hasn't been dissected.
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>> I brought these from home.
You see, I am that good.
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As you can see, I am driving
this train and what I expect
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from you are the three "L's",
Loyalty, Listening and Ladies,
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comma, advice about.
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>> Sanjay, how many
weeks is this lab?
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>> Shh.
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>> Okay, scissors...
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Herb >> I just don't get it.
Accounting?
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Mr. Stockley >> The test
doesn't lie.
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>> Are you sure?
This is a huge debit
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in my joy column.
I'll have to amortize
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my unhappiness over
the next seven quarters.
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>> Somehow I think we
got this one right.
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>> Sorry, Herb.
>> Thanks, Jake.
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>> Take one.
>> It's okay, I'm not
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really hungry.
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>> Take one.
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Jake >> Oh...looks good.
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It is good.
>> Impressive.
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Okay, let's go.
>> Go where?
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So, this is how you
let people down?
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Offer them some fruit and tell
them their future's over?
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I already know
what I want to do.
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I want to draw comics.
>> So what if I told you
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instead of drawing heroes
you could be one?
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>> I'd say you were trying
to sell me something.
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>> You know Felix,
Hayley.
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Jake >> What are
you doing here?
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You flunked
the Aptitude Test, too?
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What the heck was that?
Felix >> Just making sure
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nobody's listening.
Got to keep our secrets.
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>> You guys really take this
Aptitude Test thing seriously.
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>> Jake, there's a test within
the test, a hidden test
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that gauges for other
unique abilities,
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extraordinary aptitudes.
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Now, your test scores were the
highest that we've ever seen.
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I didn't believe it until you
broke open that Dung Melon.
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Do you know how few people
choose that fruit let alone
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figure out how to open it?
>> No... Wait!
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Did I eat something
called a Dung Melon?
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>> You were made to
be part of the Troop.
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>> We fight monsters.
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>> You're kidding, right?
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>> Not at all.
We're part of a secret
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worldwide organization
that's dedicated to keeping
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the world safe from monsters.
Felix >> Sorry about that
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whole flooding-your-locker,
making-us-lab-partners thing.
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I just thought it'd be easier
to have an excuse to hang out
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together when we finally...
teamed up.
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>> This is a lot to take in.
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>> Want to see
something amazing?
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Show him.
>> Booya gusha.
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>> Whoa!
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Mr. Stockley >> That's not it.
Wait for it.
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Jake >> Huh!
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No way.
>> The monsters are real, Jake.
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They've always been here,
around you your whole life.
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Throughout time, the Troops
have been there to keep
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monsters from taking over.
>> Do you remember that giant
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moth attack two years ago?
>> No.
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Felix >> Exactly.
We stopped it.
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>> We'd like you to join us,
Jake, but think about it
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carefully.
It's a big responsibility.
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It's incredibly dangerous.
You don't get paid...
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>> And you can't tell
anybody about it.
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>> But you get
to hunt monsters?
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Hayley >> Well, yeah, but...
>> I'm in!
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When do we start?
>> We just did.
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Jake >> Ahhh...!
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Jake >> Ahhhh!
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>> Ahhhhh...!
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Mr. Brinker >> What's your
problem, freak show?
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>> I was just being chased
by something horrible.
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>> Well, I'd have said it was
my wife but she's out of town.
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Look, I know you're not
officially on my lawn
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so I'm warning you,
stay off near my lawn.
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>> I'll go,
but it's not much of a lawn,
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all patchy with crab grass.
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>> When you get a lawn
of your own, you can judge.
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Now get out of here.
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>> It's definitely a monster.
Felix >> Actually, squirrels
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are not monsters, Jake.
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Jake >> Very clever,
I always thought this was
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an actual barf bucket.
Hayley >> It is.
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Jake >> So that's
what that card does.
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>> Plus, I use it to wedge
out stuck batteries.
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Being a Troop member
has its perks.
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♪♪♪
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Mr. Stockley >> You're going to
be spending a lot of time here.
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Now, the chairs
are uncomfortable
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but that's because we spent all
the money on the Troop Grid.
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We use this to monitor levels
of monster activity around the
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world, access our database and
communicate with other Troops.
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Now there's Pang Ni and
her team in Beijing.
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>> And there's Maurizio
and his paesans in Rome.
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Hey, Maurizio!
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Ciao, Maurizio.
If you get him talking
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he'll never stop.
And here's my mom.
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>> She thinks I
have my own TV show.
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And we'll be right back.
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So, based on its ability
to turn things to stone,
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I think we can narrow down
the monster that chased you
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to one of five potential
monster species.
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There's Cockatrice, Amphesian,
Medusa, Basilisk and Kalamati.
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>> I'm moving us
to Monster Com Three.
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Jake >> What's that?
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Mr. Stockley >> It means
a direct threat exists.
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It's all right here
in your Troop manual.
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It's a little old but the
information's still good.
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Read it, it's important.
It's what Troops have used
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for years.
Why don't you guys show Jake
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around a bit and I'll keep
checking to see if there's
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anything more I can uncover.
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Hayley >> I'll take you on
a tour of our holding cells.
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It's completely safe.
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>> Then what do
I need this for?
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Gross!
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>> Well, Jake...this is
where we keep the monsters.
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They're safe,
all taken care of.
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This way they can't hurt
anybody or each other.
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Some choose to reform their
ways and they can coexist
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with us, for example, Bigfoot,
Loch Ness Monster,
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Mickey Rourke don't bother
anybody anymore.
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But others...
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...not so much.
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Each Troop is tasked
with keeping its town
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and designated area
monster free.
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There are thousands of Troops
just like ours all over
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the world.
>> And no one ever knows?
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Wow.
And all these Troops are made up
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of teenagers just like us?
>> Yeah.
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We're chosen because we're
still able to think in ways
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that adults can't and...
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>> Whoo...!
>> You know those things
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that you saw under your bed
and in your closet
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that scared you
when you were little?
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Your parents said they're
just clothes and toys.
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>> Yes.
>> Yeah, those were monsters.
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>> I knew it!
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Now this is what
I'm talking about.
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♪♪♪
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>> This is our new
technologies room.
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This is a high tension plasma
sensor, this is a freeze ray,
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night vision goggles...
>> Communication device?
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>> Um...
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No, that's my retainer.
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Jake >> Sorry.
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Whoo...what's that?
Hayley >> Hold on, Jake.
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Look, you can't just pick
that up make it work!
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It take years to get certified
so don't expect to just...
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Then again,
certification's overrated.
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>> He missed one.
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♪♪♪
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>> This is going to be so cool.
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>> He's way better than
Gavin ever was, by the way.
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>> Who's Gavin?
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>> He's the Troop
member you replaced.
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He was...
my best friend.
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He's gone now.
>> Taken out by a monster?
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>> Moved to Delaware.
God, I miss him.
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>> Well, now that
I'm part of the Troop,
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we'll be hanging together.
>> That's why I made this
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friendship schedule.
Now, on Tuesdays we'll watch
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movies, on Fridays we'll have
sleepovers, and Jake...
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Jake?
Jake?
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Uh...tonight I'm cooking
Chicken Florentine.
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Jake?
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Florentine.
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Ethel?
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♪♪♪
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Ethel?
What the heck are you
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doing out here?
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♪♪♪
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Huh...!
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Wha...!
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♪
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♪
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♪♪♪
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>> Mr. Brinker?
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♪♪♪
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Don't freak.
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Don't freak.
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♪♪♪
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Ahhhh...!
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if what you heard was right,
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it could only be a basilisk.
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Which means it's only 48 hours
from the time of attack
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until the victim is turned
to stone forever.
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>> Mirrors are basilisk's
kryptonite.
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Oddly, they love kryptonite
Can't get enough.
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Ironic, right?
Hayley >> Felix...mirrors.
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>> So you take the
mirror and - Pow!
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Basilisk down for the count.
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>> Actually I was thinking we
could charge into the woods,
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freeze rays blasting and...
Hayley >> Whoa, whoa,
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whoa there, Tex.
First of all,
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I'm leading this charge.
Felix >> Secondly, you can't
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freeze a basilisk.
It only gets them mad.
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Didn't you read
your field manual.
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>> I didn't get that far yet.
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>> Basilisk starts with a 'B'.
Jake >> I'm a slow reader.
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>> Then, just follow us.
>> Hang on tight.
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>> To what?
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♪♪♪
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Jake >> Duct tape, that's
your high-tech solution?
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00:19:04,419 --> 00:19:07,007
Hayley >> Duct tape was
a Troop invention in 1918.
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It's all in the manual.
>> Okay.
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00:19:10,114 --> 00:19:12,012
Jake, If you hear something,
shut your eyes immediately.
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>> And then what?
>> Run, of course.
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>> How do I shut
my eyes and run?
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00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,434
Felix >> It's in the manual.
Oh...and crow like a rooster.
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Basilisks hate the sound
of rooster crowing.
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00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,716
>> He's kidding, right?
>> You'll find when it comes
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to monsters, Felix doesn't kid.
Take this and plant it
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over on that bridge
behind some bushes.
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We'll drive the basilisk
towards one of the mirrors
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00:19:32,585 --> 00:19:34,966
using these pulse blasters.
Then, at the last second,
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00:19:35,035 --> 00:19:37,210
pull back the bush.
The beast will see his
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00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:39,488
reflection and turn to stone.
Everything will go back
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00:19:39,557 --> 00:19:41,559
to normal.
Easy-peasy.
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00:19:41,628 --> 00:19:43,527
Jake >> Hey, I have an idea.
You plant the mirror
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00:19:43,596 --> 00:19:45,529
and I'll take the blaster.
>> Ha ha, nice try.
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00:19:45,598 --> 00:19:47,496
Now get going,
we're burning daylight.
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00:19:47,565 --> 00:19:50,050
Oh, and practice
your rooster noises.
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00:19:58,542 --> 00:20:00,440
Felix >> Hey, Jake,
are you there?
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00:20:00,509 --> 00:20:02,373
Jake >> Did you see
the basilisk?
321
00:20:02,442 --> 00:20:04,410
>> No, just wanted to go over
tonight's sleepover menu.
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00:20:04,479 --> 00:20:07,654
How do you feel about s'mores?
323
00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:10,174
Hayley >> It's on, Felix!
Coming to you.
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00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,176
Left flank, centre shot,
due south.
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00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,593
He'll come right to you.
326
00:20:18,424 --> 00:20:21,150
♪♪♪
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00:20:24,499 --> 00:20:30,229
♪♪♪
328
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:33,439
>> What are you doing?
329
00:20:33,508 --> 00:20:35,406
It should have run right
to you.
330
00:20:35,475 --> 00:20:37,374
>> Whoa! Hold on, hold on!
It's me!
331
00:20:37,443 --> 00:20:39,410
>> I told you to hold
your position.
332
00:20:39,479 --> 00:20:41,412
>> Sitting didn't feel right.
I just felt like
333
00:20:41,481 --> 00:20:43,380
I needed to be here.
334
00:20:43,449 --> 00:20:45,347
Hayley >> Oh, no.
It found the mirror.
335
00:20:45,416 --> 00:20:47,384
It's tricked us.
>> It's breaking them all.
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00:20:51,664 --> 00:20:54,080
Jake >> There's still the one
I hid.
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♪♪♪
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>> Get the mirror!
339
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Don't look back!
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00:21:00,914 --> 00:21:04,711
♪♪♪
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00:21:12,995 --> 00:21:14,894
Oh...
Uh...
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00:21:14,963 --> 00:21:17,966
Oh!
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00:21:19,968 --> 00:21:23,661
Jake >> Aw, it's smashed!
344
00:21:23,765 --> 00:21:25,732
Hayley's turned to stone!
345
00:21:25,801 --> 00:21:28,356
>> Will you stop that?
346
00:21:28,425 --> 00:21:30,323
>> It may be the only
thing keeping us alive!
347
00:21:36,778 --> 00:21:38,711
>> We're a super high-tech
monster fighting squad,
348
00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:40,920
we must have a better weapon
than a stupid rooster!
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00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,304
>> Run!
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Felix >> Huh?
>> Run to that shed, run!
351
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Come on out you ugly lizard!
Felix >> What are you doing?
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Jake >> Run!
353
00:21:51,655 --> 00:21:53,622
Jake >> Close your eyes!
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00:21:55,762 --> 00:21:58,455
Ahh!
355
00:22:08,050 --> 00:22:11,399
Felix >> Now that was cool.
Not exactly by the book
356
00:22:11,468 --> 00:22:13,470
you didn't read, but awesome.
>> Was it?
357
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Felix >> Yeah.
Hayley >> Sure looked like it.
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00:22:15,989 --> 00:22:19,027
>> You're okay!
You're okay!
359
00:22:19,096 --> 00:22:22,168
Ah!
360
00:22:22,237 --> 00:22:24,481
Ah!
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00:22:24,550 --> 00:22:27,449
What?
We don't hug after missions?
362
00:22:27,518 --> 00:22:30,107
Hayley and Felix >> Um...no.
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♪♪♪
364
00:22:32,972 --> 00:22:35,319
>> Uh...what are you
doing with that ponytail?
365
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,252
>> Hey, how much longer
will the Brinker's
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00:22:37,321 --> 00:22:41,187
stay turned to stone?
367
00:22:41,256 --> 00:22:43,500
Mr. Brinker >> I don't know
why we're in the woods.
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00:22:43,569 --> 00:22:46,295
I told you I don't remember
what happened but I do know
369
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:49,368
this, if you paid more than
$10.00 for that spa treatment,
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00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:51,439
you got robbed.
371
00:22:51,508 --> 00:22:53,441
Ethel >> Well,
I'll tell you what.
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00:22:53,510 --> 00:22:56,305
The second you shave off
that idiotic mustache,
373
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,377
I'll listen to your beauty tips.
374
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,586
>> What mustache?
375
00:23:00,655 --> 00:23:02,967
>> Look!
Oh....
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00:23:03,036 --> 00:23:14,047
♪♪♪
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