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Nick, this was a tragedy,
but it's not why we're here.
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What, are we fighting
the weather now?
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Locals say the cyclone
had a face.
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People see things
when they're under stress.
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That does not mean
that this is the start
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to some other
big world-ending--
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Who are you?
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You don't want
any part of this.
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? And I... ?
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? Will always love you, ooh ?
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? Will always love you ?
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? You ?
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? My darling, you... ?
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? Mm-mm ?
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? Bittersweet ?
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? Memories ?
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? That is all ?
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? I'm taking ?
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? With me ?
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? And I ?
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? Will always love you ?
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? I will always ?
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? Love you ?
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? I, I will always ?
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? Love you ?
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Gone,
but not forgotten.
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Thanks to Kenneth Lim
and Vihaan Ramamurthy
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for their help with that
touching video tribute.
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This year has been
nothing short of--
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is crazy.
It's, like, insane.
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What?
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No swearing.
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It's the last day of school.
We're good.
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Historic.
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Over five years ago,
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half of all life
in the universe,
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including our own
Midtown High...
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...was wiped from existence.
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Then eight months ago,
a band of brave heroes
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brought us back.
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They called it "the Blip."
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Those of us who Blipped away
came back the same age...
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But our classmates
that didn't Blip
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had grown five years older.
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Yeah, my little brother
is now older than me.
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Yeah, it's math.
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Even though we had Blipped away
halfway through the school year
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and had already taken midterms,
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the school made us
start the year
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over from the beginning.
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It's totally unfair.
It's not right.
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Tigers...
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...it's been
a long, dramatic,
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somewhat
confusing road.
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As we draw this year
to a close,
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it's time to move on...
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to a new phase
of our lives.
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Pray nothing crazy
happens again
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because are the Avengers
a thing anymore?
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Does anyone even have a plan?
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I have a plan.
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First, I'm gonna sit
next to MJ on the flight.
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Second, I'm gonna buy
a dual headphone adapter
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and watch movies with her
the whole time.
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Three,
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when we go to Venice,
Venice is famous
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True.
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I'm gonna buy her
a black dahlia necklace
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because her favorite flower
is the black dahlia
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The murder.
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The murder.
Four, when we go to Paris,
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I'm gonna take her
to the top of the Eiffel Tower,
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Oh.
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Then, five,
I'm gonna tell her how I feel.
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Then, six,
hopefully she tells me
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she feels
the same way.
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Oh, don't forget
step seven.
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Don't do any of that.
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Why?
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We're gonna be
bachelors in Europe.
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Look,
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I may not know much,
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but I do know this:
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Europeans love
Americans.
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Really?
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More than half
are women.
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Okay. Sure.
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But...I really like MJ,
man, okay?
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She's awesome, she's super funny
in a kind of dark way.
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Sometimes I catch her
looking at me,
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I feel like
I've stood up--
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What up, dorks?
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Excited about
the science trip?
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Hey, yeah. We're just
talking about the trip.
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Yeah,
and Peter's plan.
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You have a plan?
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I don't--
I don't have a plan.
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He's-- He's just gonna
collect tiny spoons
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when we're traveling
to other countries.
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Like a--
Like a grandmother?
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I'm not collecting
tiny spoons.
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He's collecting
tiny spoons.
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Oh, okay, well...
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that was a real
roller coaster.
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By the way, travel tip:
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You should download a VPN
on your phone,
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so the government can't
track you while abroad.
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Smart... Will do.
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Dude, I think
that went really great.
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When I Blipped back
to my apartment,
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the family that was living there
was very confused.
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The wife thought
that I was a mistress.
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The grandma thought
that I was a ghost.
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It was-- It was really a mess.
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Thank you all for coming out
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to support those who have been
displaced by the Blip.
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And, of course,
thanks to our very own
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Spider-Man!
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Thank you, Miss Parker,
for having me.
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And thank you, you guys,
for having me.
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And thank you,
Spider-Man.
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He'll be right back out
to take photos and videos.
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Thank you!
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That was great.
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That was so cool.
I was so nervous.
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I was a little stiff.
I wasn't in the pocket.
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You were a little stiff.
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Uh, yeah, I felt that too.
I felt that too.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I did.
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Hey, sorry I'm late.
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Happy. Hey.
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Oh, you look lovely.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, yes, it is.
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It's a new beard.
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It's my-- My Blip beard.
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'Cause I grew it
in the Blip.
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It's a Blip beard.
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I see. Yeah.
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The reason I'm late is
because this was misplaced.
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Can you believe it?
It's enormous.
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Not the amount,
the size.
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The amount's nice too.
They're generous.
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Pepper Potts said, sorry
she couldn't be here.
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I think I'm gonna go change
the Sterno
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under the vegan lasagna.
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Spider-Man, go shake hands.
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Will do.
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What just happened?
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Heads up,
Nick Fury's calling you.
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Yeah.
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Why? He probably has hero stuff
for you to do.
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You're a superhero.
He calls superheroes.
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If it was that important,
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he'd probably call
someone else, not me.
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Apparently not.
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No caller ID.
That's him.
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I don't wanna
talk to Fury.
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Why?
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If you don't talk to him,
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I have to and I don't want to.
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I'm scared. Answer the phone.
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Yeah.
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You don't send Fury
to voicemail.
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They're calling me.
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You gotta talk to him.
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I'm gonna call him. I promise,
I'm gonna call him. I will.
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You do not ghost
Nick Fury.
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I promise you, I'll call him.
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After my trip.
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Hey!
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Yeah, hi.
No, no, he's not ghosting you.
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Okay, one question at a time.
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Are you
the head Avenger?
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Are you
the head Avenger now?
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Uh, no, I'm not.
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If aliens come back,
what are you gonna do?
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If aliens come back,
what will you do?
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Does anyone have
neighborhood questions?
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Sean Winford,
Queens Tribune.
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What's it like to take over
from Tony Stark?
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Those are
big shoes to fill.
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I'mma...
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I'm gonna go.
Thanks, everyone, for coming.
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Okay.
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Hungry?
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So sorry.
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I thought you could sense that
with your Peter-tingle.
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Please do not start calling it
my Peter-tingle.
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So, what's up? You can dodge
bullets but not bananas?
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No, I just really
need this vacation.
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I need a break.
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You deserve it. Mm.
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Yeah.
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You know what?
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You should pack your suit,
just in case.
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I have a tingle about it.
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Please stop saying
"tingle," May.
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No.
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No. No, I'm not.
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Vacation, yeah!
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Can you help me
get my stuff up?
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No worries.
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Give me a tablet.
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Do you want first shift
or second?
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I could take either.
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Give me the third shift.
I took an Ambien.
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I can't chaperone
kids alone.
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Yo, Parker.
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This is called
an airplane.
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It's like buses
you're used to,
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except it flies over
poor neighborhoods
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instead of driving
through them.
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Hmm?
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He Blipped, so technically,
he's 16, not 21.
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I'll take that.
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She's lying.
I don't even know this girl.
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Classic MJ, right?
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Did you know Brad
was coming?
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It-- It's so weird.
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Like, one day,
he's that kid who cried
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and got nosebleeds
all the time,
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and suddenly, we Blip back,
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and he's totally ripped
and super nice
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and all these girls
are after him.
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Not all the girls
are after him.
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No, man,
they're all after him.
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Here.
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Anyway, on to more important
things. It's a nine-hour flight.
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We can play Beast Slayers
the whole time.
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Are you excited?
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I need help
to sit next to MJ.
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Seriously?
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Yes, seriously.
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What about our plan?
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American bachelors
in Europe.
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That's your plan.
That's a solo plan.
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Come on, this is my plan.
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Please.
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Uh, hey, guys.
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Uh, there's an old lady
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sitting in front of us
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wearing a crazy amount
of perfume,
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and it's kind of setting off
Peter's allergies.
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Um, you know, Betty,
if you could just
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switch seats with him,
that would be--
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He's allergic
to perfume?
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Yeah, yeah,
because, um, it--
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It makes his eyes water,
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Peter has a perfume allergy?
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Oh, uh--
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From experience,
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allergies are no joke.
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I can feel hives
breaking out already.
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MJ, stand up.
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Ned, take MJ's spot.
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MJ, you take my spot.
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Peter,
let's get you out of there.
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Zach, Sebastian,
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you take Ned and Peter's seats.
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Ned, thanks for bringing this
to my attention.
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Your safety is my
responsibility.
265
00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:52,035
And Mr. Dell's, but he's...
266
00:12:52,036 --> 00:12:54,538
I got it for now.
Let's go, Peter!
267
00:12:54,539 --> 00:12:57,580
Let's go!
268
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:06,920
Yeah, I have a small bladder,
so I took the aisle.
269
00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:11,855
So did you wanna
play Beast Slayer?
270
00:13:11,856 --> 00:13:13,925
Nope.
271
00:13:14,025 --> 00:13:16,494
Have you ever played
any kind of PC game or--?
272
00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:18,830
Got it. Ahem.
273
00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:22,799
Did I tell you my wife
pretended to Blip out?
274
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,537
Turns out, she ran off
with a guy in her hiking group.
275
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,104
We had a fake funeral
for her--
276
00:13:27,105 --> 00:13:28,440
Well, the funeral
was real
277
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,139
because I thought
she was dead.
278
00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:31,475
Do you wanna
see the video?
279
00:13:31,476 --> 00:13:33,143
Oh, I got
a dual headphone adapter
280
00:13:33,144 --> 00:13:34,544
if you wanna
watch a movie.
281
00:13:34,545 --> 00:13:37,048
Only if it's depressing.
Or hilarious.
282
00:13:37,049 --> 00:13:38,882
Oh, you have
a dual headphone adapter.
283
00:13:38,982 --> 00:13:40,116
We can watch together.
284
00:13:40,117 --> 00:13:41,652
Good afternoon,
285
00:13:41,653 --> 00:13:43,388
this is your captain speaking.
286
00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:45,489
Our flight time today will
be eight hours,
287
00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:48,492
49 minutes
to Venice, Italy.
288
00:13:59,270 --> 00:14:02,410
Oh! Oh!
289
00:14:54,225 --> 00:14:56,594
Hey man, did you see Brad and MJ
on the plane?
290
00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:59,296
They were watching movies
and laughing the entire time.
291
00:14:59,297 --> 00:15:01,065
Dude, don't worry,
okay?
292
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,232
I'm sure
that's nothing.
293
00:15:02,233 --> 00:15:03,234
Hey, babe.
294
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:04,500
Can you hold this for me?
295
00:15:04,501 --> 00:15:07,540
Thanks.
296
00:15:15,079 --> 00:15:16,147
What was that?
297
00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:18,081
Uh, well,
298
00:15:18,082 --> 00:15:20,585
we got to talking on the plane,
and it turns out,
299
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,153
we have a lot in common.
300
00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:24,788
So, uh, we're boyfriend
and girlfriend now.
301
00:15:24,789 --> 00:15:27,658
Whatever happened to being
an American bachelor in Europe?
302
00:15:27,659 --> 00:15:30,428
Peter, those were the words
of a boy.
303
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,863
And that boy met a woman.
304
00:15:32,963 --> 00:15:35,798
A very strong
and powerful woman.
305
00:15:35,799 --> 00:15:38,735
And now,
that boy's a man.
306
00:15:38,736 --> 00:15:40,905
Coming, babe.
307
00:15:45,976 --> 00:15:49,012
There's nothing in there.
I swear.
308
00:16:04,161 --> 00:16:06,530
These, no.
309
00:16:15,006 --> 00:16:17,207
Sorry. Sorry.
310
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:19,476
Wait, wait, wait.
311
00:16:19,477 --> 00:16:22,546
Thank goodness.
312
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,181
Looks like we're here.
313
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,216
They're doing renovations
to the place.
314
00:16:59,217 --> 00:17:01,851
Oh, this is trash.
315
00:17:01,852 --> 00:17:03,453
Okay.
316
00:17:03,454 --> 00:17:05,188
Come on, man.
317
00:17:05,189 --> 00:17:07,725
Everyone, here we are.
318
00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:09,861
Whoa!
319
00:17:09,961 --> 00:17:11,428
Come on in.
320
00:17:11,429 --> 00:17:13,063
This place
is sinking.
321
00:17:13,064 --> 00:17:15,264
It stinks.
322
00:17:15,265 --> 00:17:17,734
Okay, everybody,
drop your bags off.
323
00:17:17,735 --> 00:17:20,603
We're gonna meet at the
da Vinci Museum at 3. Let's go!
324
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,773
It's "andiamo."
325
00:17:22,774 --> 00:17:24,073
Andiamo!
326
00:17:24,074 --> 00:17:25,708
When in Rome,
do as Romans do.
327
00:17:25,709 --> 00:17:28,678
When you're in Venice,
your socks get wet.
328
00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:35,785
What's up, Flash Mob?
How you guys doing?
329
00:17:35,786 --> 00:17:38,321
I'm here in
St. Marco Polo's--
330
00:17:39,624 --> 00:17:41,992
Yeah?
331
00:17:54,605 --> 00:17:57,482
Oh!
332
00:18:04,582 --> 00:18:06,818
Three, two, one...
say pizza!
333
00:18:06,918 --> 00:18:10,154
- Pizza!
- Pizza time!
334
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,440
Buongiorno.
335
00:18:30,441 --> 00:18:31,842
Hi. Uh...
336
00:18:31,942 --> 00:18:34,411
I'm looking for a, uh...
337
00:18:44,755 --> 00:18:46,991
It's perfect.
338
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,700
What?
339
00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:58,904
The most perfect word.
340
00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:00,838
Italians created it,
I discovered it.
341
00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:03,040
It means a million things.
342
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,876
I don't know.
Get out of my face.
343
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,811
I don't know
and get out of my face.
344
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,580
It's the best thing Italy
created, except for espresso.
345
00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:12,349
Oh, so you've been
drinking espresso?
346
00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:15,218
Hey. German?
American.
347
00:19:15,219 --> 00:19:17,119
A rose for you.
348
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:19,656
Whoa.
349
00:19:19,657 --> 00:19:21,224
"Boh" is my
new superpower.
350
00:19:21,225 --> 00:19:24,895
It's like the anti-"aloha."
I was born to say this word.
351
00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:26,330
So, what's in the bag?
352
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:29,198
Oh, uh...
353
00:19:30,201 --> 00:19:31,870
Nice.
354
00:19:39,143 --> 00:19:40,980
Whoa, cool.
355
00:19:57,262 --> 00:19:59,040
What was that?
356
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:24,223
Yeah.
357
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:25,889
Come on.
358
00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:28,127
Guys, we gotta go!
359
00:20:31,295 --> 00:20:32,629
I don't know.
360
00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:34,563
My suit's in the hotel.
361
00:20:34,564 --> 00:20:36,099
I'm on vacation, Ned!
362
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:38,101
Everyone will see my face.
Get them out.
363
00:20:38,102 --> 00:20:40,105
Go! Just go!
364
00:20:49,447 --> 00:20:51,318
Get out of here. Go!
365
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,521
Oh, my God.
366
00:21:02,526 --> 00:21:04,427
Come on.
367
00:21:16,774 --> 00:21:18,586
Oh, no, you don't.
368
00:21:28,686 --> 00:21:32,757
You okay?
Get out of here. Go!
369
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,107
Excuse me, sir!
370
00:22:23,108 --> 00:22:24,809
I-- I can help.
Let me help.
371
00:22:24,909 --> 00:22:26,677
I'm really strong,
and I'm sticky.
372
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:29,172
I need to lead it away
from the canals.
373
00:22:54,272 --> 00:22:55,606
The da Vinci Museum.
374
00:22:55,607 --> 00:22:57,809
This is why
we're here in Venice.
375
00:22:57,909 --> 00:22:59,508
Oh, this is it.
376
00:22:59,509 --> 00:23:00,744
It's closed.
377
00:23:00,745 --> 00:23:02,612
What do you mean?
Till when?
378
00:23:02,613 --> 00:23:03,713
November.
379
00:23:03,714 --> 00:23:05,282
You didn't check
the website?
380
00:23:05,283 --> 00:23:07,553
Oh, that's
a good idea.
381
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:22,870
Oh, come on.
382
00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:30,072
- Stay low, kids.
- We'll be safe here.
383
00:24:27,864 --> 00:24:29,800
I don't know,
384
00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:32,368
but he's kicking
that water's ass.
385
00:25:02,565 --> 00:25:05,148
Yeah! Yeah!
386
00:25:20,717 --> 00:25:22,252
It's aliens.
It has to be.
387
00:25:22,253 --> 00:25:24,455
BuzzFeed says there's a sailor,
Morris Bench,
388
00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:26,122
who was exposed
to an experimental
389
00:25:26,123 --> 00:25:28,225
underwater generator
and got hydro powers.
390
00:25:28,226 --> 00:25:29,793
You should
definitely believe
391
00:25:29,794 --> 00:25:31,395
everything
on the Internet.
392
00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:34,799
What do you think it is?
393
00:25:35,733 --> 00:25:39,136
You know,
being a man of science...
394
00:25:39,236 --> 00:25:40,570
witches.
395
00:25:40,571 --> 00:25:42,539
No, no, no.
We wanna stay.
396
00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:44,274
Good thing
I packed your suit, huh?
397
00:25:44,275 --> 00:25:45,774
I can't believe you forgot it.
398
00:25:45,775 --> 00:25:47,209
Yeah.
399
00:25:47,210 --> 00:25:48,777
Who was that guy
you were with?
400
00:25:48,778 --> 00:25:50,046
Was that Mr. Strange?
401
00:25:50,047 --> 00:25:52,849
Doctor Strange, May.
Doctor Strange.
402
00:25:52,949 --> 00:25:54,684
And, no, I don't know
who that was.
403
00:25:54,685 --> 00:25:56,053
It was a new guy.
404
00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:58,187
That's my lunch.
405
00:25:58,188 --> 00:25:59,422
Don't eat
that one.
406
00:25:59,423 --> 00:26:00,422
Happy's there?
407
00:26:00,423 --> 00:26:02,559
Yeah, it's Happy.
408
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,793
He's here.
He came by to volunteer.
409
00:26:04,794 --> 00:26:07,063
And he's hanging
around the office.
410
00:26:07,064 --> 00:26:09,565
I don't want-- Hi, Peter.
411
00:26:09,566 --> 00:26:12,669
Hey, Happy.
412
00:26:12,769 --> 00:26:16,639
Sorry, I'm working hard here.
I gotta do a-- A leaflet drop.
413
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,876
Glad you're having a good time.
414
00:26:18,976 --> 00:26:21,813
Don't worry, I'm taking
care of your aunt.
415
00:26:23,913 --> 00:26:27,520
So how's
the plan going?
416
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:30,620
There's been setbacks,
for sure.
417
00:26:30,621 --> 00:26:33,122
Trust your instincts,
you'll be fine.
418
00:26:33,123 --> 00:26:35,860
I know. Love you.
Bye.
419
00:26:37,594 --> 00:26:38,794
Who is that guy?
420
00:26:38,795 --> 00:26:40,697
He's Iron Man and Thor
rolled into one.
421
00:26:40,698 --> 00:26:43,633
He's all right.
He's no Spider-Man.
422
00:26:43,634 --> 00:26:46,569
What is it with you
and Spider-Man?
423
00:26:46,669 --> 00:26:48,638
What?
He's just awesome, okay?
424
00:26:48,639 --> 00:26:52,074
He protects the neighborhood
and, you know, he's inspiring.
425
00:26:52,075 --> 00:26:54,276
He inspires me
to be a better man.
426
00:26:54,277 --> 00:26:57,580
What's up, dickwad?
Thought you drowned.
427
00:27:00,016 --> 00:27:01,651
Sounds like
his name's Mysterio.
428
00:27:01,652 --> 00:27:03,486
"L'uomo del misterio"
429
00:27:03,487 --> 00:27:05,688
is Italian
for "man of mystery."
430
00:27:05,689 --> 00:27:07,256
They don't know
who he is.
431
00:27:07,257 --> 00:27:09,761
Mysterio.
432
00:27:09,861 --> 00:27:12,329
Cool name.
433
00:27:12,429 --> 00:27:13,697
Babe.
434
00:27:13,698 --> 00:27:15,732
So how much of that
did you actually see?
435
00:27:15,733 --> 00:27:17,801
Not much. I was running.
436
00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:20,704
Right. Me too.
I was also running...
437
00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:22,774
away.
438
00:27:23,874 --> 00:27:26,075
So Paris tomorrow.
439
00:27:26,076 --> 00:27:28,812
Go to the Eiffel Tower.
Should be great.
440
00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:31,747
Yeah, I read it was secretly
built as a mind control antenna
441
00:27:31,748 --> 00:27:33,483
to create an army
of the insane.
442
00:27:33,484 --> 00:27:34,883
Oh.
443
00:27:34,884 --> 00:27:35,886
It's my favorite
444
00:27:35,887 --> 00:27:37,988
destination on the trip.
445
00:27:40,391 --> 00:27:42,758
What are you gonna do about
the water monster?
446
00:27:42,759 --> 00:27:44,695
Nothing. It's dead.
447
00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:47,129
Besides, that Mysterio guy's
all over it.
448
00:27:47,130 --> 00:27:48,899
Look, I just wanna
spend time with MJ.
449
00:27:48,999 --> 00:27:51,902
We were talking about Paris,
and I think she really likes me.
450
00:27:52,002 --> 00:27:53,337
That's nice.
451
00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:55,539
Reminds me of when
Betty and I fell in love.
452
00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:58,779
I had just finished
my fruit cobbler, and...
453
00:28:01,879 --> 00:28:07,753
You're a very difficult person
to contact, Spider-Man.
454
00:28:09,853 --> 00:28:11,754
You're Nick Fury.
455
00:28:11,755 --> 00:28:13,323
And you just shot Ned.
456
00:28:13,324 --> 00:28:14,824
It's a mild tranquilizer.
457
00:28:14,825 --> 00:28:15,824
He'll be all right.
458
00:28:15,825 --> 00:28:18,863
So good to finally meet you.
459
00:28:18,963 --> 00:28:20,629
I saw you at the funeral,
460
00:28:20,630 --> 00:28:23,399
I didn't think that was
a good time to exchange numbers.
461
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,436
No, that would've
been inappropriate.
462
00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:27,571
Right.
463
00:28:27,572 --> 00:28:30,040
The important thing is,
you're here.
464
00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:31,441
I tried to bring you here.
465
00:28:31,442 --> 00:28:34,410
You avoided me,
and now you're here.
466
00:28:34,411 --> 00:28:36,213
What a coincidence.
467
00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:38,447
Wait. Was this
a coincidence?
468
00:28:38,448 --> 00:28:41,818
I used to know everything.
469
00:28:41,819 --> 00:28:43,654
Then I come back
five years later,
470
00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:45,588
and now I know nothing.
471
00:28:45,589 --> 00:28:48,390
No intel, no team.
472
00:28:48,391 --> 00:28:50,694
And a high school kid
473
00:28:50,695 --> 00:28:53,729
is dodging my calls.
474
00:28:53,730 --> 00:28:56,166
Here's what I do know:
475
00:28:58,102 --> 00:29:03,273
A week ago, a village in Mexico
was wiped out by a cyclone.
476
00:29:03,274 --> 00:29:07,677
Witnesses say
that cyclone had a face.
477
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:15,118
Three days later,
a similar event in Morocco.
478
00:29:15,119 --> 00:29:17,019
A village was--
479
00:29:17,988 --> 00:29:19,289
Just making the rounds.
480
00:29:19,290 --> 00:29:21,091
See if anyone needs
any counseling
481
00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:22,758
after today's
traumatic events.
482
00:29:22,759 --> 00:29:25,360
No, we'll be okay.
We're fine. Thank you.
483
00:29:25,361 --> 00:29:28,832
Great because I'm--
I'm not qualified to actually--
484
00:29:28,932 --> 00:29:30,332
Oh, he's passed out.
485
00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:34,173
I'm not qualified to
do it anyway, so good night.
486
00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:37,306
That was my teacher.
Sorry about that.
487
00:29:37,307 --> 00:29:38,542
You were saying?
488
00:29:38,543 --> 00:29:40,043
A village was
destroyed by what
489
00:29:40,044 --> 00:29:41,879
may well be
another world-threatening--
490
00:29:41,979 --> 00:29:43,379
Babe, you still awake?
491
00:29:43,380 --> 00:29:45,215
You're not answering
any of my texts.
492
00:29:45,216 --> 00:29:46,884
Um, he's asleep, Betty.
493
00:29:46,984 --> 00:29:48,450
Oh, already?
494
00:29:48,451 --> 00:29:50,286
Okay.
495
00:29:50,287 --> 00:29:52,155
That's why
it's imperative--
496
00:29:52,156 --> 00:29:54,524
- Hey, boys.
- So that canal water today
497
00:29:54,525 --> 00:29:56,694
was filled
with dangerous bacteria...
498
00:29:56,695 --> 00:29:58,495
Another person
touches that door,
499
00:29:58,496 --> 00:30:00,530
we are going
to attend another funeral.
500
00:30:00,531 --> 00:30:02,165
Let me know if
501
00:30:02,166 --> 00:30:04,568
either of you
develop vomiting.
502
00:30:07,271 --> 00:30:09,339
Stark left these for you.
503
00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:12,485
Really?
504
00:30:21,585 --> 00:30:26,389
"Uneasy lies the head
that wears the crown."
505
00:30:26,390 --> 00:30:28,056
Stark said
you wouldn't get that
506
00:30:28,057 --> 00:30:31,461
because it's not
a Star Wars reference.
507
00:30:34,364 --> 00:30:35,866
You can lose the mask.
508
00:30:35,867 --> 00:30:37,735
Everyone here
has seen you without it.
509
00:30:37,736 --> 00:30:39,401
You'd only be
feigning anonymity
510
00:30:39,402 --> 00:30:42,943
and breathing through spandex
for no good reason.
511
00:30:47,210 --> 00:30:49,180
Come on.
512
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,483
Yeah.
513
00:30:53,583 --> 00:30:57,154
Over there,
we have Maria Hill.
514
00:30:57,254 --> 00:31:00,555
That is Dimitri.
515
00:31:00,556 --> 00:31:05,230
And this is Mr. Beck.
516
00:31:06,330 --> 00:31:07,397
Mysterio?
517
00:31:07,398 --> 00:31:08,800
What?
518
00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:11,667
Doesn't matter.
It's what my friends
519
00:31:11,668 --> 00:31:12,869
have been calling you.
520
00:31:12,870 --> 00:31:17,408
Well, you can
call me Quentin.
521
00:31:18,508 --> 00:31:20,577
You handled yourself well
out there today.
522
00:31:20,578 --> 00:31:22,245
I saw what you did
with the tower.
523
00:31:22,246 --> 00:31:24,313
We could use someone like you
on my world.
524
00:31:24,314 --> 00:31:26,049
Thanks.
525
00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,551
I'm sorry. Your world?
526
00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:30,320
Mr. Beck is from Earth.
527
00:31:30,321 --> 00:31:31,888
Just not yours.
528
00:31:31,889 --> 00:31:33,756
There are multiple realities.
529
00:31:33,757 --> 00:31:36,860
This is Earth Dimension 616.
I'm from Earth 833.
530
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:40,162
I'm sorry, you're saying
there's a multiverse?
531
00:31:40,163 --> 00:31:42,131
'Cause I thought
that was theoretical.
532
00:31:42,132 --> 00:31:44,132
That changes how we understand
the initial singularity.
533
00:31:44,133 --> 00:31:46,503
We're talking about
an eternal inflation system.
534
00:31:46,504 --> 00:31:48,839
How does that even work
with all the quantum--?
535
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,175
It's insane.
536
00:31:51,275 --> 00:31:55,378
S-sorry. It's really cool.
537
00:31:55,379 --> 00:31:59,049
Don't ever apologize for being
the smartest one in the room.
538
00:31:59,050 --> 00:32:02,551
Anyway...
539
00:32:03,754 --> 00:32:06,790
They were born in stable orbits
within black holes.
540
00:32:06,791 --> 00:32:09,059
Creatures formed
from the primary elements:
541
00:32:09,060 --> 00:32:11,661
Air, water, fire, earth.
542
00:32:11,662 --> 00:32:14,297
The Science Division had
a technical name.
543
00:32:14,298 --> 00:32:16,466
We just called them
Elementals.
544
00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:18,868
Versions of them exist
across our mythologies.
545
00:32:18,968 --> 00:32:20,837
Turns out,
the myths are real.
546
00:32:20,838 --> 00:32:22,737
Like Thor.
547
00:32:22,738 --> 00:32:25,876
Thor was a myth, now I study him
in my physics class.
548
00:32:25,877 --> 00:32:28,377
These myths are threats.
549
00:32:28,378 --> 00:32:31,147
They first materialized
on my Earth many years ago.
550
00:32:31,148 --> 00:32:32,614
We mobilized
and fought them,
551
00:32:32,615 --> 00:32:35,217
but with each battle,
they grew, got stronger.
552
00:32:35,218 --> 00:32:38,287
I was part of the last battalion
left trying to stop them.
553
00:32:38,288 --> 00:32:40,556
All we did was
delay the inevitable.
554
00:32:40,557 --> 00:32:43,726
The Elementals are here now,
attacking the same coordinates.
555
00:32:43,727 --> 00:32:45,195
Our satellites
confirm it.
556
00:32:45,196 --> 00:32:47,898
So thank Mr. Beck for destroying
the other three.
557
00:32:47,998 --> 00:32:49,831
There's only one left:
fire.
558
00:32:49,832 --> 00:32:52,202
The strongest
of them all.
559
00:32:52,203 --> 00:32:54,773
The one that destroyed
my Earth.
560
00:32:55,873 --> 00:32:58,675
It's the one
that took my family.
561
00:33:01,044 --> 00:33:02,678
I'm sorry.
562
00:33:02,679 --> 00:33:05,215
And it will be in Prague
in approximately 48 hours.
563
00:33:05,216 --> 00:33:08,118
We have one mission:
kill it.
564
00:33:08,119 --> 00:33:10,121
And you're coming with us.
565
00:33:11,221 --> 00:33:14,123
I'm sorry,
did you say Prague? Heh.
566
00:33:14,124 --> 00:33:16,226
Mr. Fury,
this all seems like bigtime,
567
00:33:16,227 --> 00:33:18,861
you know, huge superhero
kind of stuff.
568
00:33:18,961 --> 00:33:22,532
And, I mean, I'm just a friendly
neighborhood Spider-Man, sir.
569
00:33:22,533 --> 00:33:24,399
Bitch, please.
You've been to space.
570
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,034
I know,
but that was an accident.
571
00:33:26,035 --> 00:33:29,138
There's gotta be someone else
you can use.
572
00:33:29,238 --> 00:33:31,107
Off-world.
573
00:33:31,108 --> 00:33:32,809
Okay, um, Doctor Strange.
574
00:33:32,909 --> 00:33:34,543
Captain Marvel.
575
00:33:34,544 --> 00:33:36,044
Don't invoke her name.
576
00:33:36,045 --> 00:33:37,879
Sir, look,
I really wanna help. I do.
577
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,750
If my aunt finds out I left
my class trip, she'll kill me.
578
00:33:40,751 --> 00:33:43,352
If I'm seen in Europe
after the Washington Monument,
579
00:33:43,353 --> 00:33:45,554
my class will figure out
who I am, and then--
580
00:33:45,555 --> 00:33:47,290
Then the whole world
will figure out
581
00:33:47,291 --> 00:33:49,726
who I am,
then I'm done.
582
00:33:49,727 --> 00:33:51,061
Okay.
583
00:33:51,062 --> 00:33:53,263
I understand.
584
00:33:53,363 --> 00:33:54,932
I'm sorry, what?
585
00:33:55,032 --> 00:33:57,800
Why don't you get back
before your teachers miss you
586
00:33:57,801 --> 00:34:00,370
and become suspicious.
587
00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:01,871
Dimitri.
588
00:34:01,872 --> 00:34:04,206
Take him back to the hotel,
please.
589
00:34:04,207 --> 00:34:05,207
Yes.
590
00:34:05,208 --> 00:34:07,276
Thank you, Mr. Fury.
591
00:34:07,277 --> 00:34:10,245
And, uh, good luck.
592
00:34:11,182 --> 00:34:12,781
See you, kid.
593
00:34:12,782 --> 00:34:14,819
Yeah, see you.
594
00:34:15,919 --> 00:34:18,827
Yeah.
595
00:34:22,927 --> 00:34:24,393
Okay, drink lots
of water.
596
00:34:24,394 --> 00:34:26,295
I'm gonna get you
a vitamin C pill.
597
00:34:26,296 --> 00:34:29,264
Okay. Thanks, baby.
598
00:34:29,265 --> 00:34:31,134
Hey, man, are you sure
you're good?
599
00:34:31,135 --> 00:34:32,668
Oh, dude, I'm fine.
600
00:34:32,669 --> 00:34:34,170
Don't worry.
601
00:34:34,171 --> 00:34:36,772
Seriously, getting tranq'd
in the neck by Nick Fury,
602
00:34:36,773 --> 00:34:39,141
probably the coolest thing
to ever happen to me.
603
00:34:39,142 --> 00:34:40,509
Yeah.
604
00:34:40,510 --> 00:34:42,444
I'm happy I don't have
to go to Prague.
605
00:34:42,445 --> 00:34:43,746
Good news.
606
00:34:43,747 --> 00:34:46,281
We're going to Prague. Huh?
607
00:34:46,282 --> 00:34:47,850
Prague?
608
00:34:47,851 --> 00:34:50,286
Yeah. Tour company called.
They upgraded us.
609
00:34:50,287 --> 00:34:52,522
You should've heard me
on the phone with them.
610
00:34:52,523 --> 00:34:53,890
I really gave them hell.
611
00:34:53,990 --> 00:34:55,458
All I heard was
crying.
612
00:34:55,459 --> 00:34:56,861
Look at
our upgraded ride. Huh?
613
00:34:56,961 --> 00:34:58,159
Whoa, bro,
you see that?
614
00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:59,429
It's pretty sick.
615
00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:01,397
I'm impressed,
Mr. Harrington.
616
00:35:01,398 --> 00:35:03,065
Oh, come on.
617
00:35:03,066 --> 00:35:06,569
Peter, what--?
What's going on?
618
00:35:06,570 --> 00:35:09,906
I think Nick Fury just hijacked
our summer vacation.
619
00:35:10,006 --> 00:35:13,442
I'm, uh, Mr. Harrington
to the kids...
620
00:35:13,443 --> 00:35:15,178
Okay.
621
00:35:15,179 --> 00:35:17,481
Awesome.
622
00:35:17,581 --> 00:35:19,883
Yeah. Awesome.
623
00:35:42,539 --> 00:35:45,040
Yo, what's up, Flash Mob?
It's your boy, the Big F,
624
00:35:45,041 --> 00:35:48,559
cruising through the Alps
with my private driver, Dimitri.
625
00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:12,134
"For the next Tony Stark,
I trust you.
626
00:36:12,135 --> 00:36:14,606
Say EDITH."
627
00:36:15,706 --> 00:36:19,042
Stand by for retinal
and biometric scan.
628
00:36:19,043 --> 00:36:21,210
Retinal and biometric scan
accepted.
629
00:36:21,211 --> 00:36:23,545
Hello, Peter.
630
00:36:23,546 --> 00:36:25,514
I am EDITH, Tony Stark's
631
00:36:25,515 --> 00:36:28,717
augmented-reality
security and defense system.
632
00:36:28,718 --> 00:36:31,520
No. But you have access
633
00:36:31,521 --> 00:36:33,723
Cool.
634
00:36:33,724 --> 00:36:36,693
Would you like to see
what I can do?
635
00:36:41,131 --> 00:36:45,201
EDITH stands for
"Even dead, I'm the hero."
636
00:36:45,202 --> 00:36:46,768
Tony loved his acronyms.
637
00:36:46,769 --> 00:36:49,406
I have access to
638
00:36:49,407 --> 00:36:51,641
the entire
Stark Global Security network,
639
00:36:51,642 --> 00:36:53,710
including multiple
defense satellites,
640
00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:55,277
as well as back doors
641
00:36:55,278 --> 00:36:58,015
to all major
telecommunication networks.
642
00:36:58,115 --> 00:36:59,955
Whoa.
643
00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:05,992
Is MJ texting?
644
00:37:08,092 --> 00:37:09,926
No. Don't look at it.
Don't look at it.
645
00:37:10,026 --> 00:37:12,995
That's wrong. That's wrong.
646
00:37:29,713 --> 00:37:32,080
Petrol and toilets.
Ten minutes!
647
00:37:32,081 --> 00:37:34,250
Flash Mob, this is what
we doing out here...
648
00:37:34,251 --> 00:37:36,618
Toilet, toilet, toilet.
Which way to the toilet?
649
00:37:36,619 --> 00:37:38,319
Ten minutes,
everyone.
650
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:42,493
Dimitri,
where exactly are we?
651
00:37:43,593 --> 00:37:44,826
Okay.
I'll figure it out.
652
00:37:44,827 --> 00:37:46,127
Oh, my gosh,
it's so sick.
653
00:37:46,128 --> 00:37:48,330
It's beautiful.
654
00:37:48,331 --> 00:37:50,167
What?
655
00:38:02,378 --> 00:38:03,612
Hello.
656
00:38:03,613 --> 00:38:05,718
Close the door.
657
00:38:08,818 --> 00:38:10,819
Um...
658
00:38:10,820 --> 00:38:12,188
I'm Peter Parker.
659
00:38:12,189 --> 00:38:15,359
Take off your clothes.
660
00:38:15,459 --> 00:38:16,792
You told Fury
661
00:38:16,793 --> 00:38:19,261
Spider-Man
cannot be seen in Europe.
662
00:38:19,262 --> 00:38:22,531
So I made you this,
another suit.
663
00:38:22,631 --> 00:38:25,368
Oh, uh, thank you.
664
00:38:25,369 --> 00:38:27,603
I'm sure it fits fine.
I don't need to try--
665
00:38:27,604 --> 00:38:31,542
Okay.
666
00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:34,577
Sure.
667
00:38:34,677 --> 00:38:36,779
Now. Hurry up.
668
00:38:36,780 --> 00:38:40,718
This is weird. Heh.
669
00:38:41,818 --> 00:38:43,351
No, no, no. Don't--
670
00:38:43,352 --> 00:38:45,455
Whoa.
671
00:38:45,555 --> 00:38:46,855
Uh...
672
00:38:46,856 --> 00:38:48,891
Sorry. I thought
this was the bathroom.
673
00:38:48,892 --> 00:38:50,493
This is not
what it looks like.
674
00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:51,860
Yeah.
675
00:38:51,861 --> 00:38:53,897
I'll leave you alone.
676
00:38:53,898 --> 00:38:55,665
Oh, my God.
Don't shoot anybody.
677
00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:57,766
Brad? It's not what
it looks like, buddy.
678
00:38:57,767 --> 00:38:59,768
Look, Peter,
679
00:38:59,769 --> 00:39:02,036
I'm not here to judge
your life choices, dude.
680
00:39:02,037 --> 00:39:04,739
If you want to hook up with
some random European chick,
681
00:39:04,740 --> 00:39:06,710
That's not what that was.
682
00:39:06,711 --> 00:39:08,676
I can't pretend
I didn't see what I saw.
683
00:39:08,677 --> 00:39:11,147
I know you're trying
to get with MJ. It's obvious.
684
00:39:11,148 --> 00:39:13,315
Wait a minute. Hey, hey.
685
00:39:13,316 --> 00:39:15,351
You cannot show her
that photo, dude.
686
00:39:15,352 --> 00:39:17,219
I'm sorry, man.
I have to.
687
00:39:17,220 --> 00:39:19,522
She deserves the truth.
688
00:39:19,523 --> 00:39:22,092
Okay, put your one foot
in front of the other,
689
00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:23,926
and, everybody,
back on the bus.
690
00:39:24,026 --> 00:39:27,397
- It's been 10 minutes.
- Let's go!
691
00:39:30,733 --> 00:39:33,234
- What's up, Flash Mob?
- It's your boy, Big F...
692
00:39:33,235 --> 00:39:34,905
Hello, Peter.
693
00:39:35,005 --> 00:39:36,906
Hey. There's this guy
694
00:39:37,006 --> 00:39:38,908
in my class who's gonna
ruin everything--
695
00:39:39,008 --> 00:39:41,342
Peter, I'm having difficulty
hearing you.
696
00:39:41,343 --> 00:39:42,779
Can you please speak up?
697
00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:45,281
Um, Brad Davis.
He has a photo of me.
698
00:39:45,282 --> 00:39:47,417
Brad Davis. Is he a target?
699
00:39:47,418 --> 00:39:48,856
Is Brad a target? Um...
700
00:39:53,956 --> 00:39:56,125
Yeah. He's a target.
He's a target.
701
00:39:56,126 --> 00:39:57,726
Copy that.
702
00:39:57,727 --> 00:40:00,429
Target is Brad Davis.
Initiating strike.
703
00:40:00,430 --> 00:40:01,797
Initiating what, now?
704
00:40:01,798 --> 00:40:03,498
Intercept point determined.
705
00:40:03,499 --> 00:40:05,968
EDITH.
706
00:40:28,624 --> 00:40:30,659
Dope glasses, Parker.
707
00:40:30,660 --> 00:40:32,896
Flash, give them back.
708
00:40:32,996 --> 00:40:36,165
Please give me--
709
00:40:36,166 --> 00:40:38,636
I'm so sorry.
710
00:40:39,736 --> 00:40:40,836
EDITH, don't kill Brad.
711
00:40:40,936 --> 00:40:42,438
Do you want me to cancel
712
00:40:42,439 --> 00:40:43,839
the drone strike
on Brad Davis?
713
00:40:43,939 --> 00:40:45,341
No.
714
00:40:45,342 --> 00:40:47,113
Firing.
715
00:40:49,213 --> 00:40:51,780
Oh, look out!
716
00:40:54,485 --> 00:40:56,118
Hey, this is not the autobahn!
717
00:40:56,119 --> 00:40:57,685
Harrington!
718
00:40:57,686 --> 00:41:01,524
Appears to be.
719
00:41:01,624 --> 00:41:03,292
Commencing second strike.
720
00:41:03,293 --> 00:41:05,194
Peter. Plant your fanny
and buckle up.
721
00:41:05,195 --> 00:41:06,795
Look at
the baby mountain goats!
722
00:41:06,796 --> 00:41:10,399
Ooh, I see them.
723
00:41:23,012 --> 00:41:25,315
I don't see
any mountain goats.
724
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:26,848
You missed them.
725
00:41:26,849 --> 00:41:29,351
I know you think none of us
have noticed, Peter...
726
00:41:29,352 --> 00:41:30,786
What?
727
00:41:30,787 --> 00:41:33,355
...but your new look,
I love it.
728
00:41:33,356 --> 00:41:35,357
Thanks.
729
00:41:35,358 --> 00:41:38,328
Yeah. Sophisticated,
classy, very European.
730
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,361
Oh, man.
731
00:41:40,697 --> 00:41:42,665
Let's try that again.
732
00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:46,034
- Uh, this is so weird.
- It was right here on my phone.
733
00:41:46,035 --> 00:41:50,475
Yeah. Weird.
734
00:41:54,510 --> 00:41:55,812
Ow.
735
00:42:18,101 --> 00:42:21,036
This is amazing.
736
00:42:21,037 --> 00:42:23,540
Wow, this place
is so classy.
737
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,107
Yeah, so why
are we here?
738
00:42:25,108 --> 00:42:26,810
Speak for yourself.
739
00:42:26,910 --> 00:42:28,543
I'm home.
740
00:42:28,544 --> 00:42:30,212
What can I say?
741
00:42:30,213 --> 00:42:32,547
The squeaky wheel gets
the upgrade grease.
742
00:42:32,548 --> 00:42:36,252
Everyone get settled in, rest up
because tonight, big surprise,
743
00:42:36,253 --> 00:42:38,853
is Prague's annual...
744
00:42:38,854 --> 00:42:40,455
Yeah!
745
00:42:40,456 --> 00:42:42,058
Parker, it's Hill.
746
00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:43,759
There's an earpiece
with your suit.
747
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:45,761
Put it on and await
further instructions.
748
00:42:45,762 --> 00:42:47,096
Uh, yes, ma'am.
749
00:42:47,097 --> 00:42:48,464
Hey, man.
750
00:42:48,465 --> 00:42:50,799
Look, I am so sorry
751
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,435
if I seem like I'm preoccupied
with my relationship.
752
00:42:53,436 --> 00:42:54,905
I'm still your guy
in the chair.
753
00:42:55,005 --> 00:42:56,906
No, it's all good.
Don't worry about it.
754
00:42:57,006 --> 00:42:59,641
It's fine.
755
00:42:59,642 --> 00:43:02,076
So, what's the status
on the Elemental thing?
756
00:43:02,077 --> 00:43:04,612
Uh, here in the city.
757
00:43:04,613 --> 00:43:06,917
I know, I know. It's not good.
758
00:43:07,017 --> 00:43:08,417
It's-- I'm figuring it out.
759
00:43:08,418 --> 00:43:10,485
You have to do something,
Peter, please.
760
00:43:10,486 --> 00:43:11,853
We're all counting on you.
761
00:43:11,854 --> 00:43:13,822
Yeah. Yeah, babe.
762
00:43:13,823 --> 00:43:16,659
The good news is,
we've all got our own rooms.
763
00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:18,460
Serious?
764
00:43:18,461 --> 00:43:20,863
Yes, sir.
765
00:43:20,963 --> 00:43:23,331
That thing is going to be here
in a few hours.
766
00:43:23,332 --> 00:43:25,299
He's not bored.
767
00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:27,402
He's thinking about
how you kidnapped him.
768
00:43:27,403 --> 00:43:28,905
He had obstacles.
769
00:43:29,005 --> 00:43:30,874
I removed them.
770
00:43:30,974 --> 00:43:32,809
They still won't
evacuate the city.
771
00:43:32,909 --> 00:43:35,578
Idiots.
772
00:43:35,579 --> 00:43:37,446
So, what's the plan,
Parker?
773
00:43:37,447 --> 00:43:39,850
I will be in
the cathedral tower,
774
00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:41,650
keeping watch
for the fire monster.
775
00:43:41,651 --> 00:43:44,252
When that shows up,
I will radio you guys,
776
00:43:44,253 --> 00:43:48,026
My name is Mysterio.
777
00:43:50,459 --> 00:43:52,861
That's when Mysterio and I
will move in.
778
00:43:52,961 --> 00:43:54,362
Peter, listen to me.
779
00:43:54,363 --> 00:43:57,033
The best hope you have,
the only hope,
780
00:43:57,034 --> 00:44:00,569
is to stop it here now,
no matter what the cost.
781
00:44:00,570 --> 00:44:02,705
Maneuver it away
from civilians if you can,
782
00:44:02,706 --> 00:44:05,674
but most important,
keep it away from metal.
783
00:44:05,675 --> 00:44:07,643
If it gets too big,
it'll be able to
784
00:44:07,644 --> 00:44:09,312
draw power
from the Earth's core.
785
00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:13,252
After that,
there's no way to stop it.
786
00:44:16,352 --> 00:44:17,921
Hey, my friends are here.
787
00:44:18,021 --> 00:44:20,589
I can't help but think
we're putting them in danger.
788
00:44:20,590 --> 00:44:23,792
You're worried about us
hurting your friends?
789
00:44:23,793 --> 00:44:28,897
You, who called a drone strike
on your own school tour bus?
790
00:44:28,898 --> 00:44:32,333
Stark gave you
a multibillion-dollar
791
00:44:32,334 --> 00:44:34,670
A.R. tactical
intelligence system,
792
00:44:34,671 --> 00:44:36,339
and the first thing
you do with it
793
00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:37,807
is try and blow up
your friends.
794
00:44:37,907 --> 00:44:42,979
It's clear to me that
you were not ready for this.
795
00:44:48,852 --> 00:44:51,821
Fury asked me to come up here
and see how you were doing.
796
00:44:51,921 --> 00:44:54,089
He just-- He felt bad
about snapping at you.
797
00:44:54,090 --> 00:44:55,556
Really?
798
00:44:55,557 --> 00:44:59,028
You guys do have sarcasm
on this Earth, right?
799
00:44:59,628 --> 00:45:01,198
How you feeling?
800
00:45:03,298 --> 00:45:05,601
Uh...
801
00:45:05,602 --> 00:45:08,872
I didn't think I was gonna have
to save the world this summer.
802
00:45:08,972 --> 00:45:12,209
I know that makes me sound
like such a jerk. I just...
803
00:45:13,309 --> 00:45:16,812
I had this plan with this girl
that I really like...
804
00:45:16,813 --> 00:45:20,356
and now it's all ruined.
805
00:45:26,456 --> 00:45:29,926
You're not a jerk
for wanting a normal life, kid.
806
00:45:31,026 --> 00:45:32,527
It's a hard path.
807
00:45:32,528 --> 00:45:34,897
You see things.
You do things.
808
00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:37,434
You make choices.
809
00:45:37,534 --> 00:45:40,704
People look up to you...
810
00:45:40,804 --> 00:45:44,341
and even if you win a battle,
sometimes they die.
811
00:45:44,441 --> 00:45:46,943
I like you, Peter.
You're a good kid.
812
00:45:48,043 --> 00:45:51,647
There's a part of me that
wants me to tell you, just...
813
00:45:51,648 --> 00:45:53,581
turn around,
run away from all this.
814
00:45:53,582 --> 00:45:55,250
Then there's
another part of me
815
00:45:55,251 --> 00:45:57,453
that knows what
we're about to fight,
816
00:45:57,454 --> 00:46:01,026
what's at stake,
and I'm glad you're here.
817
00:46:02,126 --> 00:46:03,426
Me too.
818
00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:05,793
But you're worried about
your friends.
819
00:46:05,794 --> 00:46:07,663
Yeah.
820
00:46:07,664 --> 00:46:10,600
Just always feel like
I'm putting them in danger.
821
00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:13,201
Look,
just get them inside
822
00:46:13,202 --> 00:46:15,703
and keep them in a safe place
for just a few hours.
823
00:46:15,704 --> 00:46:17,408
They'll be all right.
824
00:46:18,508 --> 00:46:21,310
It's really nice to have
somebody to talk to
825
00:46:21,311 --> 00:46:24,781
about superhero stuff,
you know?
826
00:46:24,881 --> 00:46:26,315
Anytime.
827
00:46:26,316 --> 00:46:28,885
And, hey,
we survive this,
828
00:46:28,985 --> 00:46:30,919
you'll have all summer
to kill Brad.
829
00:46:34,523 --> 00:46:35,925
See you out there.
830
00:46:36,025 --> 00:46:37,827
All right.
831
00:46:41,264 --> 00:46:42,297
Scusi.
832
00:46:42,298 --> 00:46:46,167
Sorry, that's Italian.
833
00:46:47,102 --> 00:46:50,438
Okay. EDITH?
Oh, come on.
834
00:46:50,439 --> 00:46:52,308
Hey, uh...
835
00:46:52,309 --> 00:46:55,176
I need a way to keep my friends
inside the next few hours.
836
00:46:55,177 --> 00:46:56,844
Let's see what we can do.
837
00:46:56,845 --> 00:46:58,580
Good news.
838
00:46:58,581 --> 00:47:00,248
We're going to the opera!
839
00:47:00,249 --> 00:47:01,818
The opera?
840
00:47:01,918 --> 00:47:03,085
Don't look at me.
841
00:47:03,086 --> 00:47:04,587
What happened
to the carnival?
842
00:47:04,588 --> 00:47:06,321
This is upgrade living, guys.
843
00:47:06,322 --> 00:47:10,159
Come on. The tour company
just gave us these tickets.
844
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:13,194
For free! Do you have any idea
how much opera tickets cost?
845
00:47:13,195 --> 00:47:17,665
No, because none of us have ever
wanted to go to the opera, ever.
846
00:47:17,666 --> 00:47:20,701
Uh, I think this is gonna be
culturally enriching for us.
847
00:47:20,702 --> 00:47:22,270
Thank you, Ned.
848
00:47:22,271 --> 00:47:25,373
Everyone,
this is gonna be, maybe,
849
00:47:25,374 --> 00:47:28,243
the best four hours
of our whole trip.
850
00:47:28,244 --> 00:47:29,745
Four hours?
851
00:47:29,746 --> 00:47:33,249
Guys, I think this
is gonna be fun. Seriously.
852
00:47:34,550 --> 00:47:37,853
I bet now you're all happy
I had you pack a nice outfit.
853
00:47:37,854 --> 00:47:40,522
Yeah, because we'd much
rather go to a four-hour opera
854
00:47:40,523 --> 00:47:42,591
instead of the biggest party
in the world.
855
00:47:42,592 --> 00:47:45,194
Again,
don't look at me.
856
00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:46,930
Parker, do you copy?
857
00:47:47,030 --> 00:47:49,332
Comm check, one, two.
858
00:47:50,432 --> 00:47:52,667
Okay, here we are.
859
00:47:52,668 --> 00:47:54,370
Beat the rush.
860
00:47:54,371 --> 00:47:55,906
Yeah, the rush out.
861
00:47:56,006 --> 00:48:00,276
Lucky for us, we got
the best seats in the house.
862
00:48:00,376 --> 00:48:01,946
Let's go.
863
00:48:03,046 --> 00:48:05,617
Hey.
I'll save you a seat.
864
00:48:12,289 --> 00:48:13,656
You look really pretty.
865
00:48:13,657 --> 00:48:15,489
And therefore,
I have value?
866
00:48:15,490 --> 00:48:18,460
No. No, that's not what
I meant at all. I was just--
867
00:48:18,461 --> 00:48:19,828
I'm messing with you.
868
00:48:21,064 --> 00:48:22,865
You're welcome.
869
00:48:22,965 --> 00:48:25,901
Thank you.
870
00:48:26,001 --> 00:48:28,603
So cute.
871
00:48:28,604 --> 00:48:30,438
Yeah.
872
00:48:30,439 --> 00:48:32,708
Want to go in on a pair?
873
00:48:32,709 --> 00:48:34,308
You mean,
sit next to each other?
874
00:48:34,309 --> 00:48:35,643
Yeah.
875
00:48:35,644 --> 00:48:37,480
Are you in position?
876
00:48:37,481 --> 00:48:39,047
Okay. No...
877
00:48:39,048 --> 00:48:40,583
Why the hell not? Parker?
878
00:48:40,584 --> 00:48:42,217
You don't want to
sit next to me,
879
00:48:42,218 --> 00:48:44,152
or, no, you just
don't want the glasses?
880
00:48:44,153 --> 00:48:45,888
I didn't mean that.
Uh, uh...
881
00:48:45,889 --> 00:48:49,459
If you go ahead,
I'll go grab us a pair.
882
00:48:49,559 --> 00:48:51,293
I'll save you
a seat next to me.
883
00:48:51,294 --> 00:48:52,562
Awesome.
884
00:48:52,563 --> 00:48:54,830
A lot of seats,
so I'll be up there.
885
00:48:54,831 --> 00:48:55,932
Okay.
886
00:48:56,032 --> 00:48:58,833
No, I'm coming. I'm...
887
00:48:58,834 --> 00:49:01,303
Hey, I gotta go.
Could you tell MJ
888
00:49:01,304 --> 00:49:03,205
that I'm sick
or something?
889
00:49:03,206 --> 00:49:05,141
Okay. Be careful.
890
00:49:05,142 --> 00:49:06,808
And Peter,
whatever you do,
891
00:49:06,809 --> 00:49:09,310
please steer the monster away
from the opera house.
892
00:49:09,311 --> 00:49:11,112
Yeah, Ned, I know.
893
00:49:11,113 --> 00:49:12,147
Okay?
894
00:49:12,148 --> 00:49:13,950
Gotta go.
895
00:49:28,798 --> 00:49:31,833
Parker!
You better be on your way.
896
00:49:31,834 --> 00:49:32,868
Coming.
897
00:49:39,108 --> 00:49:41,476
Where do you think she's going?
To the carnival?
898
00:49:41,477 --> 00:49:43,847
We should go. Yes, we should go.
899
00:49:43,947 --> 00:49:48,249
Come on, let's go.
Come on.
900
00:50:02,231 --> 00:50:04,366
All right. I'm in position.
901
00:50:04,367 --> 00:50:06,167
Uh, as soon as
I see something,
902
00:50:06,168 --> 00:50:08,335
Beck, I'll, uh--
I'll let you know.
903
00:50:08,336 --> 00:50:10,505
How's the suit?
904
00:50:10,506 --> 00:50:12,741
Ah, the suit's great.
It's awesome.
905
00:50:12,742 --> 00:50:15,076
It's a little tight
around the old web-shooter.
906
00:50:15,077 --> 00:50:17,112
Okay, I'll shut up.
907
00:50:17,113 --> 00:50:19,714
Oh, my God, babe,
isn't this beautiful?
908
00:50:19,715 --> 00:50:22,118
Yeah, it's real beautiful,
babe.
909
00:50:22,119 --> 00:50:25,453
You know, honestly, I just--
910
00:50:25,454 --> 00:50:28,089
I don't do well with big crowds,
so maybe we should--
911
00:50:28,090 --> 00:50:31,359
I have the perfect thing.
Come on.
912
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,629
Heh.
913
00:50:39,401 --> 00:50:41,036
Don't worry, babe.
914
00:50:41,037 --> 00:50:43,538
We'll get away from the crowds,
get some fresh air.
915
00:50:43,539 --> 00:50:46,776
You'll feel
a thousand times better.
916
00:50:50,345 --> 00:50:51,580
Energy spiking.
917
00:50:51,581 --> 00:50:52,816
We have seismic activity.
918
00:51:04,526 --> 00:51:07,395
Okay, he's here! Beck, are you
ready? You know what to do.
919
00:51:07,396 --> 00:51:10,138
On your lead, Spider-Man.
920
00:51:15,238 --> 00:51:16,304
No, come back!
921
00:51:16,305 --> 00:51:18,513
Come back and help us!
922
00:51:24,613 --> 00:51:26,019
You're up, kid.
923
00:51:38,628 --> 00:51:40,127
Wait, wait. Is that...?
924
00:51:40,128 --> 00:51:41,663
Do you think
that's Spider-Man?
925
00:51:41,664 --> 00:51:42,832
Uh-uh.
No, no, no.
926
00:51:42,932 --> 00:51:44,801
It's a European
rip-off version of him.
927
00:51:44,901 --> 00:51:47,642
I actually read about him.
It's not him.
928
00:52:00,416 --> 00:52:02,484
No, Beck!
He's got the carousel!
929
00:52:02,485 --> 00:52:04,319
He's getting bigger!
930
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:06,154
What's his name?
What's his name?
931
00:52:06,155 --> 00:52:07,822
Uh, it's Night--
Night Monkey.
932
00:52:07,823 --> 00:52:09,324
Yeah.
933
00:52:09,325 --> 00:52:10,859
Night Monkey!
934
00:52:10,959 --> 00:52:12,928
Night Monkey, help!
935
00:52:13,028 --> 00:52:14,295
What?
936
00:52:14,296 --> 00:52:15,865
Night Monkey, we're stuck!
937
00:52:15,965 --> 00:52:18,635
Help us! Help!
938
00:52:32,048 --> 00:52:34,486
Are you okay?
939
00:52:36,586 --> 00:52:38,319
On to Plan B?
940
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,890
Yeah! We gotta hit him
with something he can't absorb!
941
00:52:40,990 --> 00:52:44,359
I go left,
you go right! Now!
942
00:52:59,307 --> 00:53:00,574
Okay, shoot him!
943
00:53:00,575 --> 00:53:01,877
Yeah!
944
00:53:04,046 --> 00:53:06,818
That hurt him.
Keep it coming.
945
00:53:14,356 --> 00:53:16,292
Spider-Man,
keep your distance.
946
00:53:16,293 --> 00:53:18,192
I'm trying!
947
00:53:18,193 --> 00:53:20,529
Can't let him get near
the Ferris wheel.
948
00:53:20,530 --> 00:53:23,031
Okay. I'm on it!
949
00:53:32,775 --> 00:53:34,854
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
950
00:53:44,954 --> 00:53:48,263
Whoa, what is that?!
951
00:53:54,363 --> 00:53:56,263
Betty! Betty!
952
00:54:16,452 --> 00:54:19,993
- That's it! Nice!
- Nice! You got him!
953
00:54:25,628 --> 00:54:27,937
No, no, no.
954
00:54:34,037 --> 00:54:36,506
It's too late.
955
00:54:36,606 --> 00:54:38,672
Whatever happens...
956
00:54:38,673 --> 00:54:40,375
I'm glad we met.
957
00:54:40,376 --> 00:54:43,379
Beck,
what are you doing?
958
00:54:43,479 --> 00:54:45,816
What I should have done
last time.
959
00:54:50,753 --> 00:54:52,423
Beck, don't do it!
960
00:54:56,492 --> 00:54:58,593
Beck!
961
00:55:17,914 --> 00:55:20,216
Mr. Beck?
962
00:55:22,184 --> 00:55:24,122
Oh, thank God.
963
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:33,694
I would totally kiss you,
964
00:55:33,695 --> 00:55:37,667
but I think I just threw up
in my mouth a little.
965
00:55:39,702 --> 00:55:41,839
I might have a mint.
966
00:55:42,939 --> 00:55:44,071
So it's over?
967
00:55:44,072 --> 00:55:45,807
That was the last of them.
968
00:55:45,907 --> 00:55:49,076
But not the last threat
we'll ever face.
969
00:55:49,077 --> 00:55:52,746
We need to stay vigilant.
970
00:55:52,747 --> 00:55:55,350
There's a void in this world
for someone like you.
971
00:55:55,351 --> 00:55:59,321
Hill and I are going to Europol
headquarters in Berlin tomorrow.
972
00:55:59,322 --> 00:56:02,457
You should join us.
973
00:56:02,557 --> 00:56:05,803
Thank you. I just might
take you up on that.
974
00:56:14,903 --> 00:56:18,841
You got gifts, Parker,
but you didn't wanna be here.
975
00:56:18,941 --> 00:56:20,141
Mr. Fury, I--
976
00:56:20,142 --> 00:56:22,877
I'd love to have you
in Berlin too.
977
00:56:22,878 --> 00:56:27,850
But you got to decide whether
you're going to step up or not.
978
00:56:27,950 --> 00:56:29,650
Stark chose you.
979
00:56:29,651 --> 00:56:32,487
He made you an Avenger.
980
00:56:32,488 --> 00:56:34,589
I need that.
981
00:56:34,590 --> 00:56:36,859
The world needs that.
982
00:56:36,959 --> 00:56:40,464
Maybe Stark was wrong.
983
00:56:42,564 --> 00:56:44,734
Was he?
984
00:56:45,834 --> 00:56:47,803
The choice is yours.
985
00:57:02,084 --> 00:57:05,689
Let's get a drink.
986
00:57:06,789 --> 00:57:09,323
I'm not 21.
987
00:57:15,398 --> 00:57:17,001
Hey.
988
00:57:19,101 --> 00:57:21,870
You gotta celebrate.
We did something good tonight.
989
00:57:21,871 --> 00:57:24,106
Yeah.
990
00:57:24,206 --> 00:57:26,174
Fury was right.
991
00:57:26,175 --> 00:57:28,710
Tony did a lot
for me...
992
00:57:28,711 --> 00:57:30,813
so I owe it to him,
to everybody.
993
00:57:30,814 --> 00:57:32,781
Do you?
994
00:57:32,782 --> 00:57:35,452
Yeah. I mean...
995
00:57:36,552 --> 00:57:39,321
Mr. Stark gave me
the chance to be more.
996
00:57:39,322 --> 00:57:41,154
He wanted me to be
better than him.
997
00:57:41,155 --> 00:57:43,225
And Fury just wants me
to live up to that.
998
00:57:43,226 --> 00:57:44,792
What do you want, Peter?
999
00:57:44,793 --> 00:57:47,529
What do you want?
1000
00:57:47,530 --> 00:57:49,830
I don't know.
1001
00:57:49,831 --> 00:57:51,632
What do you want?
Peter Parker. Now.
1002
00:57:51,633 --> 00:57:53,201
I know you're
thinking about it.
1003
00:57:53,202 --> 00:57:54,636
I wanna go on my trip,
right?
1004
00:57:54,637 --> 00:57:56,839
I want to go back on my trip
with my friends.
1005
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:59,908
And go to
the top of the Eiffel Tower
1006
00:58:00,008 --> 00:58:04,048
with the girl who I really like
and tell her how I feel...
1007
00:58:05,148 --> 00:58:07,315
Whoa.
1008
00:58:07,316 --> 00:58:08,982
Shut up, man.
1009
00:58:08,983 --> 00:58:10,652
You're not gonna do that,
are you?
1010
00:58:10,653 --> 00:58:12,386
Why not?
1011
00:58:12,387 --> 00:58:15,256
Because I have too much
of a responsibility.
1012
00:58:16,892 --> 00:58:19,228
What are those?
1013
00:58:19,229 --> 00:58:21,063
EDITH glasses, yeah.
1014
00:58:21,064 --> 00:58:22,730
They were just
on the floor?
1015
00:58:22,731 --> 00:58:24,565
Try them on.
Let's see how they look.
1016
00:58:24,566 --> 00:58:26,104
Yeah.
1017
00:58:29,204 --> 00:58:31,205
I actually
really like them.
1018
00:58:31,206 --> 00:58:32,607
Can I be
completely honest?
1019
00:58:32,608 --> 00:58:33,741
Please.
1020
00:58:33,742 --> 00:58:35,576
They look really stupid.
1021
00:58:35,577 --> 00:58:36,912
Oh.
1022
00:58:37,012 --> 00:58:39,346
But maybe they have
a contact-lens version.
1023
00:58:39,347 --> 00:58:40,882
You try them on.
1024
00:58:40,883 --> 00:58:42,683
Try them on.
1025
00:58:42,684 --> 00:58:44,821
Just put them on.
1026
00:58:52,595 --> 00:58:55,397
What do you think, kid?
1027
00:58:59,001 --> 00:59:01,903
"Next Tony Stark, I trust you."
1028
00:59:02,003 --> 00:59:04,404
"For the next Tony Stark,
I trust you."
1029
00:59:04,405 --> 00:59:05,807
What?
1030
00:59:05,907 --> 00:59:08,042
Stark left me a message
with those glasses:
1031
00:59:08,043 --> 00:59:09,845
"For the next Tony Stark,
I trust you."
1032
00:59:09,945 --> 00:59:12,781
I'm still not following.
How many lemonades have you had?
1033
00:59:12,782 --> 00:59:14,549
He knew every mistake
I ever made.
1034
00:59:14,550 --> 00:59:17,284
He must've known I wasn't ready
for something like this.
1035
00:59:17,285 --> 00:59:18,687
Why would
he give it to you?
1036
00:59:18,688 --> 00:59:20,589
Maybe he didn't trust me
to have EDITH,
1037
00:59:20,590 --> 00:59:22,456
he just trusted me
to pick who should.
1038
00:59:22,457 --> 00:59:25,127
It makes much more sense.
He knew I'd do what's right.
1039
00:59:25,128 --> 00:59:26,728
He's not gonna
give them to Fury
1040
00:59:26,729 --> 00:59:28,596
because Fury would
give himself EDITH.
1041
00:59:28,597 --> 00:59:30,098
You're probably right.
1042
00:59:30,099 --> 00:59:33,335
Right, so the world needs
the next Iron Man.
1043
00:59:33,336 --> 00:59:36,404
And it's not me. I'm
a 16-year-old kid from Queens.
1044
00:59:36,405 --> 00:59:39,306
It needs to be an adult
with some experience
1045
00:59:39,307 --> 00:59:42,344
and that's good
like Tony Stark, like you.
1046
00:59:42,345 --> 00:59:46,716
No. Peter, come on. No.
1047
00:59:47,816 --> 00:59:49,150
Hello, Peter.
1048
00:59:49,151 --> 00:59:51,685
Hi. Yeah, um...
1049
00:59:51,686 --> 00:59:54,823
I'd like to transfer your
control over to Quentin Beck.
1050
00:59:54,923 --> 00:59:57,659
Doing the right thing.
1051
00:59:57,660 --> 01:00:00,794
Any transfer will
require confirmation.
1052
01:00:01,798 --> 01:00:03,163
Stark gave me a choice.
1053
01:00:03,164 --> 01:00:05,299
It's my choice to make.
I'm gonna make it.
1054
01:00:05,300 --> 01:00:07,903
You're a soldier, a leader.
You stopped the Elementals.
1055
01:00:08,003 --> 01:00:10,804
You saved my life.
You saved the world, okay?
1056
01:00:10,805 --> 01:00:12,507
He'd want you to have them.
1057
01:00:12,508 --> 01:00:14,141
Waiting for confirmation.
1058
01:00:14,142 --> 01:00:16,015
Confirm.
1059
01:00:19,115 --> 01:00:21,515
Welcome to the Avengers.
1060
01:00:28,957 --> 01:00:31,727
They look good on you.
1061
01:00:31,827 --> 01:00:33,428
Thank you.
1062
01:00:33,528 --> 01:00:34,862
It's an honor.
1063
01:00:34,863 --> 01:00:37,464
Yeah.
1064
01:00:37,465 --> 01:00:39,970
Mr. Stark would've
really liked you.
1065
01:00:41,070 --> 01:00:43,237
I'm gonna go find MJ.
1066
01:00:43,238 --> 01:00:46,074
Good luck, kid. I'll give you
a fifty-fifty chance.
1067
01:00:46,075 --> 01:00:48,109
You're pretty awkward.
1068
01:00:48,543 --> 01:00:50,143
Yeah.
1069
01:00:50,144 --> 01:00:53,285
See you.
1070
01:01:24,247 --> 01:01:26,047
See?
That wasn't so hard.
1071
01:01:26,048 --> 01:01:28,216
Yes!
1072
01:01:28,217 --> 01:01:32,019
Somebody get
this stupid costume off me!
1073
01:01:38,561 --> 01:01:41,529
Okay, we got EDITH. Get these
connected to our system.
1074
01:01:41,530 --> 01:01:43,832
Toast! Toast! Toast!
1075
01:01:43,932 --> 01:01:46,701
This is a big win, but we still
got a lot of work to do.
1076
01:01:46,702 --> 01:01:48,536
Toast! Toast! Toast!
1077
01:01:48,537 --> 01:01:50,304
Yeah!
1078
01:01:50,305 --> 01:01:52,774
Okay, toasts!
1079
01:01:52,775 --> 01:01:54,074
Give me that, Doug.
1080
01:01:54,075 --> 01:01:56,210
To the man
who brought us all together,
1081
01:01:56,211 --> 01:01:57,879
our former boss,
Tony Stark.
1082
01:01:57,979 --> 01:01:59,380
Boo!
1083
01:01:59,381 --> 01:02:01,083
The jester king.
1084
01:02:01,084 --> 01:02:05,685
Literally wrapped
in wealth and technology
1085
01:02:05,686 --> 01:02:07,721
that he was unfit to wield.
1086
01:02:07,722 --> 01:02:10,123
Like the holographic system
I designed.
1087
01:02:10,124 --> 01:02:11,560
A revolutionary breakthrough
1088
01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:14,060
with limitless applications
that Tony turned
1089
01:02:14,061 --> 01:02:16,130
into a self-therapy machine
and renamed--
1090
01:02:16,131 --> 01:02:20,669
Binarily Augmented
Retro-Framing, or BARF.
1091
01:02:22,938 --> 01:02:24,739
Oh, $611 million
1092
01:02:24,740 --> 01:02:26,809
for my little
therapeutic experiment.
1093
01:02:28,644 --> 01:02:30,478
He renamed my life's work...
1094
01:02:30,479 --> 01:02:31,578
"BARF."
1095
01:02:31,579 --> 01:02:33,080
I told him it was a mistake,
1096
01:02:33,081 --> 01:02:36,718
that my technology
could change the world.
1097
01:02:36,818 --> 01:02:38,821
And then...
1098
01:02:38,921 --> 01:02:41,423
he fired me.
1099
01:02:41,523 --> 01:02:44,325
Said I was...
1100
01:02:44,425 --> 01:02:46,162
unstable.
1101
01:02:47,262 --> 01:02:48,328
To Tony.
1102
01:02:48,329 --> 01:02:49,932
To Tony!
1103
01:02:50,032 --> 01:02:51,699
Next, to William.
1104
01:02:51,700 --> 01:02:53,701
William!
1105
01:02:53,702 --> 01:02:57,538
Tony Stark was able
to build this in a cave!
1106
01:02:57,539 --> 01:03:00,208
With a box of scraps!
1107
01:03:00,209 --> 01:03:02,176
The integration
of my illusion tech
1108
01:03:02,177 --> 01:03:04,312
with your weaponized drones
was brilliant.
1109
01:03:04,313 --> 01:03:06,848
Powerful illusions, real damage,
worked like a charm.
1110
01:03:06,948 --> 01:03:08,350
And it's just the beginning.
1111
01:03:08,351 --> 01:03:10,417
To Guterman.
1112
01:03:10,418 --> 01:03:11,752
To Guterman!
1113
01:03:11,753 --> 01:03:13,420
The story you created
of a soldier
1114
01:03:13,421 --> 01:03:15,156
from another Earth
named Quentin
1115
01:03:15,157 --> 01:03:17,825
fighting space monsters
in Europe is totally ridiculous
1116
01:03:17,925 --> 01:03:20,930
and apparently the kind of thing
people will believe right now.
1117
01:03:21,030 --> 01:03:22,663
I mean,
everybody bought it.
1118
01:03:22,664 --> 01:03:24,165
Guterman!
1119
01:03:24,166 --> 01:03:26,101
To Victoria!
1120
01:03:26,102 --> 01:03:28,536
Staging electromagnetic pulses
at each attack site
1121
01:03:28,537 --> 01:03:30,839
so Fury's own satellites
would confirm our lies.
1122
01:03:30,939 --> 01:03:32,373
Inspired idea.
1123
01:03:32,374 --> 01:03:34,676
Janice!
1124
01:03:34,677 --> 01:03:37,545
After Tony died, she was the one
who discovered that EDITH
1125
01:03:37,546 --> 01:03:41,214
was being handed over not to us,
not to the Defense Department,
1126
01:03:41,215 --> 01:03:42,384
but to a child.
1127
01:03:42,385 --> 01:03:44,051
To Janice!
1128
01:03:44,052 --> 01:03:46,888
And to the rest of you,
Tony Stark is gone.
1129
01:03:46,988 --> 01:03:49,892
There's a window of opportunity,
and someone will step up.
1130
01:03:49,992 --> 01:03:52,726
But these days, you can be
the smartest guy in the room,
1131
01:03:52,727 --> 01:03:55,063
the most qualified,
and no one cares.
1132
01:03:55,064 --> 01:03:56,899
Unless you're flying around
with a cape
1133
01:03:56,999 --> 01:03:58,699
or shooting lasers
from your hands,
1134
01:03:58,700 --> 01:04:03,238
no one will even listen.
1135
01:04:03,338 --> 01:04:07,709
Well, I've got a cape
and lasers.
1136
01:04:08,244 --> 01:04:09,879
With our technology
and with EDITH,
1137
01:04:09,979 --> 01:04:14,882
Mysterio will be
the greatest hero on Earth!
1138
01:04:14,883 --> 01:04:16,049
Yeah!
1139
01:04:16,050 --> 01:04:20,488
Then everyone will listen!
1140
01:04:20,588 --> 01:04:23,391
Not to a boozy man-child.
1141
01:04:23,392 --> 01:04:25,159
No!
1142
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:27,728
Not to a hormonal teenager.
1143
01:04:27,729 --> 01:04:29,832
No!
1144
01:04:29,932 --> 01:04:31,098
To me...
1145
01:04:31,099 --> 01:04:34,402
and to my very wealthy crew.
1146
01:04:34,403 --> 01:04:35,668
To us.
1147
01:04:35,669 --> 01:04:36,737
To us.
1148
01:04:36,738 --> 01:04:38,105
To Mysterio!
1149
01:04:38,106 --> 01:04:39,806
To Mysterio!
1150
01:04:39,807 --> 01:04:41,042
To Peter Parker.
1151
01:04:41,043 --> 01:04:42,946
To Peter Parker!
1152
01:04:44,046 --> 01:04:46,714
Poor kid.
1153
01:04:46,814 --> 01:04:49,354
Let's get to work.
1154
01:04:52,454 --> 01:04:54,321
Hey. Hey.
1155
01:04:54,322 --> 01:04:55,455
We almost died.
1156
01:04:55,456 --> 01:04:56,656
It's fine. It's fine.
1157
01:04:56,657 --> 01:04:58,493
Hey,
I'm done with the mission.
1158
01:04:58,494 --> 01:05:00,828
What?
1159
01:05:00,829 --> 01:05:02,897
There's monsters coming out
of the ground.
1160
01:05:02,997 --> 01:05:04,799
Of course our parents
want us home.
1161
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:07,667
Don't put me on hold.
Peter, you're not dead.
1162
01:05:07,668 --> 01:05:10,038
Oh, my God.
Yes, good. Stay here.
1163
01:05:10,039 --> 01:05:12,540
Don't-- Put some clothes on.
We're booking flights.
1164
01:05:12,541 --> 01:05:15,208
We came for science, we're
leaving because of witches.
1165
01:05:15,209 --> 01:05:18,680
Welcome
to the new Dark Ages.
1166
01:05:18,780 --> 01:05:21,449
We're going home in the morning.
1167
01:05:21,450 --> 01:05:23,817
No, no, no.
All the Elementals are gone.
1168
01:05:23,818 --> 01:05:25,786
Coming, sweetie.
1169
01:05:25,787 --> 01:05:30,123
Hey, can you guys keep it down?
I'm live-streaming.
1170
01:05:30,124 --> 01:05:33,062
Hey.
1171
01:05:33,162 --> 01:05:35,297
Where were you?
1172
01:05:35,298 --> 01:05:37,297
Um, I got lost.
1173
01:05:37,298 --> 01:05:38,799
We were worried
about you.
1174
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:40,034
Oh.
1175
01:05:40,035 --> 01:05:41,703
Good thing you're back.
Hm.
1176
01:05:41,704 --> 01:05:43,170
Yeah.
1177
01:05:43,171 --> 01:05:44,672
So much for Paris,
right?
1178
01:05:44,673 --> 01:05:46,007
It would've been fun.
1179
01:05:46,008 --> 01:05:47,976
Yeah. Night.
1180
01:05:47,977 --> 01:05:50,113
Night.
1181
01:05:50,213 --> 01:05:52,914
You look ni--
1182
01:05:59,054 --> 01:06:00,356
Okay.
1183
01:06:01,456 --> 01:06:02,390
Hey.
1184
01:06:02,490 --> 01:06:04,125
Hey.
1185
01:06:04,126 --> 01:06:06,360
Uh, look, um...
1186
01:06:06,361 --> 01:06:08,897
I'm not ready for this trip
to be over yet,
1187
01:06:08,898 --> 01:06:11,266
and I kind of want
to do something fun
1188
01:06:11,267 --> 01:06:14,103
that's not on the itinerary
or planned
1189
01:06:14,104 --> 01:06:15,270
or with Mr. Harrington.
1190
01:06:15,271 --> 01:06:17,105
Yes.
1191
01:06:17,106 --> 01:06:19,306
"Yes," like you wanna go?
1192
01:06:19,307 --> 01:06:21,910
Yes.
1193
01:06:22,010 --> 01:06:24,347
Awesome. I'll see you outside
in 10 minutes.
1194
01:06:24,447 --> 01:06:27,216
Meet me outside
in five minutes.
1195
01:06:27,316 --> 01:06:28,949
Okay.
1196
01:06:28,950 --> 01:06:32,754
Bye. Heh.
1197
01:06:34,490 --> 01:06:38,361
Night Monkey, help us!
Help! Night Monkey!
1198
01:06:46,267 --> 01:06:47,335
Hey.
1199
01:06:47,336 --> 01:06:48,770
So where do
you wanna go?
1200
01:06:48,771 --> 01:06:50,605
Awesome.
1201
01:06:50,606 --> 01:06:52,307
Let's go.
1202
01:06:58,447 --> 01:07:00,348
I'm glad we're doing this.
1203
01:07:00,349 --> 01:07:02,750
To see the city a bit.
1204
01:07:02,751 --> 01:07:06,288
They used to execute people
on this bridge.
1205
01:07:06,289 --> 01:07:08,356
They would put them in a basket,
1206
01:07:08,456 --> 01:07:12,194
and they would drown
in the water.
1207
01:07:12,294 --> 01:07:14,597
It's okay.
1208
01:07:15,697 --> 01:07:17,831
Uh...
1209
01:07:17,832 --> 01:07:20,167
There's this thing
I've been wanting
1210
01:07:20,168 --> 01:07:24,008
to talk to you about
for a while.
1211
01:07:25,108 --> 01:07:26,475
Yeah?
1212
01:07:27,575 --> 01:07:29,109
It's our last night
in Europe,
1213
01:07:29,110 --> 01:07:33,014
and I had this plan
that I wanted to tell you.
1214
01:07:33,015 --> 01:07:34,848
I'm just gonna tell you.
1215
01:07:34,849 --> 01:07:36,784
Uh...
1216
01:07:36,785 --> 01:07:38,018
MJ, I--
1217
01:07:38,019 --> 01:07:39,622
"I'm Spider-Man."
1218
01:07:40,722 --> 01:07:42,556
That's what you were gonna say.
1219
01:07:42,557 --> 01:07:44,993
That you're Spider-Man.
1220
01:07:45,093 --> 01:07:47,996
No. I'm not Spider-Man.
1221
01:07:47,997 --> 01:07:51,165
I mean, I've been watching you
for a while now.
1222
01:07:51,166 --> 01:07:54,569
It's kind of obvious.
Heh.
1223
01:07:54,570 --> 01:07:57,138
I'm not Spider-Man.
What would make you think
1224
01:07:57,139 --> 01:07:58,272
that I was Spider-Man?
1225
01:07:58,273 --> 01:08:00,310
Yeah?
1226
01:08:00,410 --> 01:08:04,112
The fact that you disappear
out of nowhere for no reason.
1227
01:08:04,113 --> 01:08:06,080
No, I was sick. Remember?
1228
01:08:06,081 --> 01:08:07,982
Susan Yang thinks
1229
01:08:07,983 --> 01:08:09,583
What?
1230
01:08:09,584 --> 01:08:12,319
Then you're Spider-Man.
1231
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:15,356
What about tonight?
1232
01:08:15,456 --> 01:08:17,825
You snuck off and fought
that thing. I saw you.
1233
01:08:17,826 --> 01:08:20,329
You can't have seen me
because I'm not Spider-Man.
1234
01:08:20,330 --> 01:08:22,929
Also, on the news,
it was the Night Monkey.
1235
01:08:22,930 --> 01:08:24,367
Yeah.
1236
01:08:24,467 --> 01:08:26,567
That's what it said
on the news,
1237
01:08:26,568 --> 01:08:30,038
and the news never lies.
1238
01:08:30,138 --> 01:08:31,639
Night Monkey. Okay.
1239
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:33,810
What are you doing?
1240
01:08:34,910 --> 01:08:36,843
Well, do the Night Monkey
and Spider-Man
1241
01:08:36,844 --> 01:08:38,414
use the same webs?
1242
01:08:39,514 --> 01:08:40,915
I mean, maybe.
1243
01:08:40,916 --> 01:08:44,757
Maybe he's a Spider Monkey.
Who knows?
1244
01:08:47,857 --> 01:08:49,223
Were you only watching me
1245
01:08:49,224 --> 01:08:51,896
because you thought
I was Spider-Man?
1246
01:08:53,996 --> 01:08:56,196
Yeah.
1247
01:08:56,197 --> 01:08:59,136
Why else
would I be watching you?
1248
01:09:00,236 --> 01:09:03,977
Doesn't matter.
Just thought that maybe--
1249
01:09:09,077 --> 01:09:12,214
What the hell was that?
1250
01:09:12,314 --> 01:09:14,982
I don't know.
1251
01:09:24,626 --> 01:09:27,228
What is it, some kind
of projector or something?
1252
01:09:27,229 --> 01:09:30,632
Yeah,
but it's really advanced.
1253
01:09:30,633 --> 01:09:32,999
It-- It looked so real.
1254
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:36,337
Yeah, really real.
1255
01:09:36,338 --> 01:09:39,540
The Elementals are fake?
1256
01:09:39,541 --> 01:09:43,078
That doesn't make any sense
because we were there, right?
1257
01:09:43,079 --> 01:09:46,583
There was fire
and destruction, and...
1258
01:09:47,683 --> 01:09:50,927
Who would do something
like that?
1259
01:09:59,027 --> 01:10:02,034
Mysterio.
1260
01:10:05,134 --> 01:10:07,336
I am Spider-Man.
1261
01:10:07,436 --> 01:10:08,770
And I've really messed up.
1262
01:10:08,771 --> 01:10:11,306
Wait. You're b-being
serious right now?
1263
01:10:11,406 --> 01:10:13,374
You're 100 percent serious?
1264
01:10:13,375 --> 01:10:15,543
No, I'm not joking.
1265
01:10:15,544 --> 01:10:17,811
Because I was only
like 67 percent sure.
1266
01:10:17,812 --> 01:10:19,382
So why are you here?
1267
01:10:19,482 --> 01:10:21,081
Why are you
on this school trip?
1268
01:10:21,082 --> 01:10:22,850
I know you have a lot
of questions,
1269
01:10:22,851 --> 01:10:24,686
but we have to get out
of here, okay?
1270
01:10:24,687 --> 01:10:28,789
Okay. Okay. I can't believe
I figured it out!
1271
01:10:30,058 --> 01:10:32,927
You took everything from me!
1272
01:10:32,928 --> 01:10:35,332
This is for my family!
1273
01:10:41,137 --> 01:10:43,038
Pause.
1274
01:10:44,138 --> 01:10:45,205
Pause.
1275
01:10:45,206 --> 01:10:47,609
Uh-- Sorry.
1276
01:10:47,610 --> 01:10:50,611
Yeah, can you just fast-forward
to the end?
1277
01:10:50,612 --> 01:10:53,217
Yep. Stand by.
1278
01:10:56,317 --> 01:10:59,286
All right, fly, fly, fly,
zap, zap, zap.
1279
01:10:59,287 --> 01:11:01,856
Pause. I'm not in love
with this choreography,
1280
01:11:01,857 --> 01:11:02,857
but it'll do.
1281
01:11:02,858 --> 01:11:04,325
Kill image.
1282
01:11:04,425 --> 01:11:06,363
De-cloak drones.
1283
01:11:07,463 --> 01:11:08,696
All right, weapons.
1284
01:11:08,697 --> 01:11:11,031
Yep.
1285
01:11:11,032 --> 01:11:14,677
Weapons only. Stand by.
1286
01:11:21,777 --> 01:11:23,276
Nice.
1287
01:11:23,277 --> 01:11:25,012
Stop.
1288
01:11:25,013 --> 01:11:26,780
Something.
I don't know what it is.
1289
01:11:26,781 --> 01:11:27,815
It's something--
1290
01:11:27,816 --> 01:11:30,284
Just dou--
You know what?
1291
01:11:30,285 --> 01:11:32,352
Double the damage
and then run it again.
1292
01:11:32,353 --> 01:11:33,954
You want me
to double it up?
1293
01:11:33,955 --> 01:11:35,324
All right.
1294
01:11:35,424 --> 01:11:37,694
Cover your ears.
1295
01:11:45,300 --> 01:11:48,904
Whoo! That is good!
That's good.
1296
01:11:49,004 --> 01:11:50,638
Oh, yeah.
1297
01:11:50,639 --> 01:11:53,141
Uploading software hack
to EDITH network.
1298
01:11:53,142 --> 01:11:55,008
With her drones,
we'll create an event
1299
01:11:55,009 --> 01:11:56,710
big enough to cover
an entire city.
1300
01:11:56,711 --> 01:11:59,079
Well done. Make sure
every drone is weapons-hot.
1301
01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:00,380
We need maximum damage.
1302
01:12:00,381 --> 01:12:02,917
Oh, yeah.
1303
01:12:02,918 --> 01:12:05,919
More casualties, more coverage.
Gotta cut through the static.
1304
01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:07,887
London's a beautiful city,
it'll suffer,
1305
01:12:07,888 --> 01:12:10,426
but they can rebuild.
If I'm the next Iron Man,
1306
01:12:10,526 --> 01:12:14,728
I need to save the world
from an Avengers-level threat.
1307
01:12:14,729 --> 01:12:18,165
But when its new savior
descends,
1308
01:12:18,166 --> 01:12:21,369
all those casualties
will be forgotten.
1309
01:12:21,370 --> 01:12:23,771
Janice, be in position
with my quick-change armor
1310
01:12:23,772 --> 01:12:25,306
Of course.
1311
01:12:25,406 --> 01:12:27,074
No, that's--
1312
01:12:27,075 --> 01:12:29,677
What's going on with my hand?
Why is that happening?
1313
01:12:29,678 --> 01:12:32,213
Oh, one of the drones
that came back from the plaza
1314
01:12:32,214 --> 01:12:33,914
was missing a projector.
It's fine.
1315
01:12:33,915 --> 01:12:38,053
Wait, and you're--?
You're telling me this now?
1316
01:12:38,054 --> 01:12:41,088
It's one drone. The image
will be perfect, I promise.
1317
01:12:41,089 --> 01:12:42,391
That projector is evidence.
1318
01:12:42,491 --> 01:12:44,392
It's gonna tell people
what we're doing
1319
01:12:44,393 --> 01:12:45,826
and how we're doing it.
1320
01:12:45,827 --> 01:12:48,396
I am trying to fool
7 billion people here,
1321
01:12:48,397 --> 01:12:51,164
including Nick Fury, who happens
to be the most paranoid
1322
01:12:51,165 --> 01:12:53,100
and most dangerous person
on the planet.
1323
01:12:53,101 --> 01:12:55,069
If he catches on
before I've killed him,
1324
01:12:55,070 --> 01:12:56,637
he will put a bullet
in my head.
1325
01:12:56,638 --> 01:12:59,877
And nobody wants a bullet
in their head, right?
1326
01:13:00,977 --> 01:13:03,379
Right?
1327
01:13:04,479 --> 01:13:06,450
William,
can you look at me?
1328
01:13:08,550 --> 01:13:10,320
Pull up EDITH.
1329
01:13:11,420 --> 01:13:12,719
Hello, Quentin.
1330
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:14,588
Hi, honey.
I need a level-five search,
1331
01:13:14,589 --> 01:13:16,624
full-resource protocol
for this device.
1332
01:13:16,625 --> 01:13:18,827
Magnifying.
1333
01:13:18,927 --> 01:13:20,393
There.
Search everything
1334
01:13:20,394 --> 01:13:22,397
going in and out
of that building.
1335
01:13:22,497 --> 01:13:25,066
Located.
1336
01:13:25,166 --> 01:13:27,305
Shit.
1337
01:13:29,405 --> 01:13:31,539
You know, William,
one day,
1338
01:13:31,540 --> 01:13:34,376
after I've had to kill
Peter Parker because of this,
1339
01:13:34,476 --> 01:13:39,482
I hope you remember
that his blood is on your hands!
1340
01:13:41,582 --> 01:13:43,651
I can't believe
I gave Beck those glasses.
1341
01:13:43,652 --> 01:13:45,052
How could I be that stupid?
1342
01:13:45,053 --> 01:13:46,788
He's probably spying on me
right now
1343
01:13:46,789 --> 01:13:48,722
or sending a drone
to come and kill me.
1344
01:13:48,723 --> 01:13:51,327
You had access
to killer drones?
1345
01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:52,994
Yeah,
I didn't really want them,
1346
01:13:52,995 --> 01:13:54,896
especially after
I almost killed Brad.
1347
01:13:54,897 --> 01:13:56,397
You almost killed Brad?
1348
01:13:56,497 --> 01:13:58,665
Look,
I have to call Mr. Fury
1349
01:13:58,666 --> 01:14:00,403
and tell him
that Beck's a fraud...
1350
01:14:00,503 --> 01:14:03,704
So, what are you gonna do?
1351
01:14:03,705 --> 01:14:06,639
I need my suit,
and I have to go to Berlin
1352
01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:10,579
and talk to Mr. Fury
in person.
1353
01:14:12,313 --> 01:14:15,248
Uh... Just...
1354
01:14:33,835 --> 01:14:35,303
Oh, Ned, perfect.
1355
01:14:35,304 --> 01:14:37,707
The costume looks great...
1356
01:14:38,807 --> 01:14:40,040
for the costume party
1357
01:14:40,041 --> 01:14:42,377
at the prince's castle.
1358
01:14:42,378 --> 01:14:43,945
She knows.
I told her.
1359
01:14:43,946 --> 01:14:46,348
He didn't tell me.
I figured it out.
1360
01:14:47,448 --> 01:14:48,883
Oh.
1361
01:14:48,884 --> 01:14:49,883
That's cool.
1362
01:14:49,884 --> 01:14:51,686
Like, a long time ago.
1363
01:14:51,786 --> 01:14:52,786
Oh.
1364
01:14:52,787 --> 01:14:54,554
Look, Mysterio is a fraud.
1365
01:14:54,555 --> 01:14:56,857
But he saved me
and Betty's lives.
1366
01:14:56,858 --> 01:14:59,160
He's been faking the thing
with illusion tech.
1367
01:14:59,161 --> 01:15:01,663
Yeah, he's using these,
like, hologram projectors.
1368
01:15:01,664 --> 01:15:04,365
Whoa. That's crazy.
1369
01:15:04,366 --> 01:15:06,336
Yeah.
1370
01:15:07,436 --> 01:15:10,771
So you guys were working
the case together or what?
1371
01:15:10,772 --> 01:15:12,606
It's been mostly me.
1372
01:15:12,607 --> 01:15:15,243
Ned, call May,
get her to call Mr. Harrington,
1373
01:15:15,244 --> 01:15:17,678
say she wanted me to stay
with family in Berlin.
1374
01:15:17,679 --> 01:15:19,079
Got it. Easy.
1375
01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:22,383
Wow, you guys
lie with such ease.
1376
01:15:22,384 --> 01:15:23,618
I gotta go.
1377
01:15:23,619 --> 01:15:25,320
Wait, wait, wait.
The projector.
1378
01:15:25,420 --> 01:15:27,387
You're gonna need this.
1379
01:15:27,388 --> 01:15:29,757
Don't tell anyone about this,
okay?
1380
01:15:29,758 --> 01:15:32,894
Anyone who knows
is in danger.
1381
01:15:39,334 --> 01:15:41,302
So you know too.
1382
01:15:41,402 --> 01:15:44,172
It's cool. I've known first,
and I've known longer,
1383
01:15:44,173 --> 01:15:46,341
but it's not a competition.
Heh.
1384
01:16:07,162 --> 01:16:09,097
Excuse me. Do you know where--?
1385
01:16:09,098 --> 01:16:14,070
No, wait, I didn't-- Oh, man.
1386
01:16:15,170 --> 01:16:16,343
Get in.
1387
01:16:22,443 --> 01:16:23,678
Mr. Fury--
1388
01:16:23,679 --> 01:16:25,812
You've got a lot
of explaining to do.
1389
01:16:25,813 --> 01:16:28,081
Wait until we're secure.
1390
01:16:28,082 --> 01:16:30,650
Okay.
1391
01:16:35,256 --> 01:16:36,360
Right.
1392
01:17:01,616 --> 01:17:04,785
So is there anything
you want to tell us
1393
01:17:04,786 --> 01:17:05,887
about your girlfriend?
1394
01:17:05,888 --> 01:17:07,388
He's talking about
EDITH.
1395
01:17:07,488 --> 01:17:08,990
I made a mistake,
I'm sorry,
1396
01:17:08,991 --> 01:17:10,658
but he is not
who you think he is.
1397
01:17:10,659 --> 01:17:12,959
Beck is a liar.
Mysterio, the Elementals,
1398
01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:14,962
it's all fake.
He has some illusion tech.
1399
01:17:14,963 --> 01:17:17,998
That's how he tricked you,
and me into giving him EDITH.
1400
01:17:17,999 --> 01:17:21,869
It's a projector. I pulled it
off the fire monster in Prague.
1401
01:17:21,870 --> 01:17:24,204
So all that death
and destruction
1402
01:17:24,205 --> 01:17:27,040
we witnessed
was created by this?
1403
01:17:27,041 --> 01:17:29,377
No, not just this.
I think he's using drones.
1404
01:17:29,477 --> 01:17:31,044
Well, if this is true,
1405
01:17:31,045 --> 01:17:34,714
then Beck's very dangerous
and we need to be smart.
1406
01:17:34,715 --> 01:17:37,218
Who else did you tell
about this?
1407
01:17:37,318 --> 01:17:39,652
Parker? Parker!
1408
01:17:39,653 --> 01:17:42,757
It's Beck. He's here.
1409
01:17:42,758 --> 01:17:45,998
What? Hill?
1410
01:17:50,098 --> 01:17:52,667
No, it's just an illu--
1411
01:17:52,767 --> 01:17:55,236
Fury!
1412
01:17:55,336 --> 01:17:57,940
Unh. Aah!
1413
01:17:59,441 --> 01:18:01,575
Wow, Peter, wow.
1414
01:18:01,576 --> 01:18:03,710
I thought we were close.
1415
01:18:03,711 --> 01:18:07,280
Fury always had to die,
but not you.
1416
01:18:07,281 --> 01:18:10,119
Stop hiding, Beck!
1417
01:18:11,219 --> 01:18:13,186
I tried to help
you walk away.
1418
01:18:13,187 --> 01:18:15,556
Now you're making me
do this.
1419
01:18:19,995 --> 01:18:23,830
You told me,
you were just a kid.
1420
01:18:23,831 --> 01:18:27,201
You told me, you wanted
to run after that girl.
1421
01:18:27,202 --> 01:18:30,138
MJ!
1422
01:18:30,238 --> 01:18:32,242
Oh, God!
1423
01:18:33,342 --> 01:18:35,209
Peter, what's going on?
1424
01:18:35,210 --> 01:18:36,544
I know this isn't real.
1425
01:18:36,545 --> 01:18:38,779
Do you, though?
1426
01:18:39,414 --> 01:18:41,182
MJ!
1427
01:18:41,183 --> 01:18:44,017
MJ!
1428
01:18:44,952 --> 01:18:47,321
I don't think you know
what's real, Peter.
1429
01:18:49,590 --> 01:18:51,833
Whoa! Whoa!
1430
01:19:01,036 --> 01:19:03,006
You need to wake up!
1431
01:19:25,626 --> 01:19:29,066
I mean, look at yourself.
1432
01:19:37,673 --> 01:19:40,374
You are just a scared
little kid
1433
01:19:40,375 --> 01:19:43,278
in a sweat suit.
1434
01:19:43,378 --> 01:19:44,978
I created Mysterio
1435
01:19:44,979 --> 01:19:48,149
to give the world
someone to believe in.
1436
01:19:48,150 --> 01:19:50,017
I control the truth.
1437
01:19:50,018 --> 01:19:54,074
Mysterio is the truth.
1438
01:20:16,378 --> 01:20:18,544
If you were good enough,
1439
01:20:18,545 --> 01:20:21,385
maybe Tony would still
be alive.
1440
01:20:33,061 --> 01:20:37,601
Deep down,
you know I'm right.
1441
01:20:47,409 --> 01:20:49,843
You made your choice.
1442
01:20:49,844 --> 01:20:53,047
And all you had to do
was step aside.
1443
01:20:53,048 --> 01:20:56,117
And now you have--
1444
01:21:07,829 --> 01:21:09,396
Fury. Unh.
1445
01:21:09,397 --> 01:21:12,865
Beck's people
are trying to find everyone
1446
01:21:12,866 --> 01:21:14,968
who could expose him.
1447
01:21:14,969 --> 01:21:16,236
Who'd you tell?
1448
01:21:16,237 --> 01:21:17,938
I know you told someone...
1449
01:21:17,939 --> 01:21:19,139
...so just tell me.
1450
01:21:19,140 --> 01:21:20,941
Who did you tell?
1451
01:21:20,942 --> 01:21:22,343
Who else did you tell?
1452
01:21:22,443 --> 01:21:24,212
Just Ned and MJ
from my class.
1453
01:21:24,213 --> 01:21:25,978
Maybe Ned told
his girlfriend Betty,
1454
01:21:25,979 --> 01:21:27,548
but that's it.
1455
01:21:27,549 --> 01:21:29,216
What?
1456
01:21:29,217 --> 01:21:31,951
You are so gullible.
1457
01:21:31,952 --> 01:21:34,088
You're smart as a whip.
1458
01:21:34,089 --> 01:21:36,357
Just a...
1459
01:21:36,457 --> 01:21:37,959
...sucker.
1460
01:21:37,960 --> 01:21:39,793
And now all your friends
have to die.
1461
01:21:39,794 --> 01:21:42,229
Oh, my God.
1462
01:21:45,433 --> 01:21:46,901
It's easy to fool people
1463
01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:49,740
when they're already fooling
themselves.
1464
01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:57,145
But for what it's worth,
Peter,
1465
01:21:57,245 --> 01:22:00,048
I really am sorry.
1466
01:22:08,022 --> 01:22:09,391
Yes, Quentin.
1467
01:22:09,491 --> 01:22:13,160
Access files to
Peter Parker's class trip.
1468
01:22:13,161 --> 01:22:17,068
I need them to fly home
from London.
1469
01:22:54,603 --> 01:22:56,738
Hi.
1470
01:22:56,838 --> 01:22:58,004
Where am I?
1471
01:22:58,005 --> 01:23:00,341
Municipal holding
facility.
1472
01:23:00,342 --> 01:23:03,043
They said they found you
unconscious at the train yard.
1473
01:23:03,044 --> 01:23:04,277
Very dangerous.
1474
01:23:04,278 --> 01:23:05,545
And we gave you the shirt
1475
01:23:05,546 --> 01:23:07,615
because you seemed
a bit cold.
1476
01:23:07,616 --> 01:23:11,119
Thanks.
1477
01:23:11,219 --> 01:23:13,287
You guys are nice.
1478
01:23:13,655 --> 01:23:15,556
You speak really good
English.
1479
01:23:15,557 --> 01:23:17,857
Welcome to the Netherlands.
1480
01:23:17,858 --> 01:23:19,860
I'm in the Netherlands
right now?
1481
01:23:19,861 --> 01:23:21,396
Yep.
1482
01:23:22,496 --> 01:23:24,330
Bye. Aah!
1483
01:23:24,331 --> 01:23:27,066
The guard is on a break.
1484
01:23:27,067 --> 01:23:29,570
Yeah, she's pregnant.
1485
01:23:29,571 --> 01:23:31,838
Yeah.
1486
01:23:38,946 --> 01:23:40,780
Yeah.
1487
01:23:40,781 --> 01:23:42,016
Yeah.
1488
01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:45,953
Night Monkey. Yeah.
1489
01:23:49,191 --> 01:23:50,994
You guys okay?
1490
01:24:02,937 --> 01:24:04,371
Yeah?
1491
01:24:04,372 --> 01:24:07,475
Yeah.
1492
01:24:07,976 --> 01:24:10,945
Everyone is so nice here.
Uh...
1493
01:24:10,946 --> 01:24:13,846
Okay.
1494
01:24:16,919 --> 01:24:19,988
Okay.
1495
01:24:20,088 --> 01:24:24,225
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
Hey, hey, uh...
1496
01:24:24,226 --> 01:24:27,695
I messed up.
I need a-- I need a ride.
1497
01:24:27,696 --> 01:24:30,196
Where am I?
Where am I, sir?
1498
01:24:30,197 --> 01:24:34,168
It's Broek op Langedijk.
1499
01:24:34,268 --> 01:24:36,303
Hang on.
Could you say that into there?
1500
01:24:36,403 --> 01:24:40,240
Hi.
It's Broek op Langedijk here.
1501
01:24:40,241 --> 01:24:42,310
Yeah, no problem.
Heh, heh.
1502
01:24:42,410 --> 01:24:44,044
Thanks.
1503
01:24:44,045 --> 01:24:45,368
Did you get that?
1504
01:25:06,468 --> 01:25:09,069
Peter? Are you okay?
1505
01:25:09,070 --> 01:25:11,938
Yeah, of course it's me.
1506
01:25:11,939 --> 01:25:15,409
Stop! Tell me something
only you would know.
1507
01:25:15,509 --> 01:25:18,344
Only I would know. Uh...
1508
01:25:18,345 --> 01:25:21,415
Remember we went to Germany?
You pay-per-viewed a video
1509
01:25:21,515 --> 01:25:23,418
in your room?
They didn't list titles,
1510
01:25:23,518 --> 01:25:26,020
but I could tell by the price
it was an adult film.
1511
01:25:26,021 --> 01:25:29,890
Okay, fine! It's you. Stop.
1512
01:25:31,660 --> 01:25:34,895
It's so good to see you.
1513
01:25:34,896 --> 01:25:38,164
Peter, you'll have to tell me
what the hell is going on here.
1514
01:25:38,165 --> 01:25:40,066
Okay, hold still.
1515
01:25:40,067 --> 01:25:42,574
There we go.
1516
01:25:47,674 --> 01:25:48,875
Ouch.
1517
01:25:48,876 --> 01:25:50,410
I thought you had
super strength.
1518
01:25:50,510 --> 01:25:54,248
It still hurts.
1519
01:25:54,348 --> 01:25:57,419
All right, relax.
1520
01:25:58,519 --> 01:26:00,553
Oh, my God.
1521
01:26:00,554 --> 01:26:02,389
Don't tell me to relax, Happy!
1522
01:26:02,390 --> 01:26:05,626
How can I relax
when I messed up so bad?
1523
01:26:05,726 --> 01:26:07,895
I trusted Beck. Right?
1524
01:26:07,896 --> 01:26:09,396
I thought he was my friend.
1525
01:26:09,397 --> 01:26:11,764
I gave him the only thing
Mr. Stark left for me,
1526
01:26:11,765 --> 01:26:14,336
and now he's gonna kill
my friends and half of Europe,
1527
01:26:14,436 --> 01:26:18,239
so please
do not tell me to relax.
1528
01:26:18,872 --> 01:26:22,842
I'm sorry, Happy. I'm sorry.
I shouldn't shout.
1529
01:26:24,679 --> 01:26:27,315
I just really miss him.
1530
01:26:27,415 --> 01:26:29,619
Yeah, I miss him too.
1531
01:26:31,719 --> 01:26:34,387
Everywhere I go...
1532
01:26:34,388 --> 01:26:36,022
I see his face.
1533
01:26:36,023 --> 01:26:38,392
And the whole world
is asking
1534
01:26:38,492 --> 01:26:42,162
who's gonna be
the next Iron Man...
1535
01:26:43,264 --> 01:26:47,436
And I don't know if that's me,
Happy. I'm not Iron Man.
1536
01:26:48,536 --> 01:26:50,838
You're not Iron Man.
1537
01:26:50,839 --> 01:26:53,641
You're never gonna be
Iron Man.
1538
01:26:54,608 --> 01:26:57,011
Nobody could live up
to Tony.
1539
01:26:57,012 --> 01:26:59,847
Not even Tony.
1540
01:26:59,947 --> 01:27:01,880
Tony was my best friend.
1541
01:27:01,881 --> 01:27:03,216
And he was a mess.
1542
01:27:03,217 --> 01:27:05,084
He second-guessed
everything he did.
1543
01:27:05,085 --> 01:27:06,786
He was all over the place.
1544
01:27:06,787 --> 01:27:09,789
The one thing that he did
that he didn't second-guess
1545
01:27:09,790 --> 01:27:11,860
was picking you.
1546
01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:16,262
I don't think
Tony would have done what he did
1547
01:27:16,263 --> 01:27:20,968
if he didn't know that you were
gonna be here after he was gone.
1548
01:27:21,068 --> 01:27:22,703
Now, your friends
are in trouble,
1549
01:27:22,704 --> 01:27:26,609
you're all alone,
your tech is missing.
1550
01:27:27,709 --> 01:27:31,245
What are you gonna do
about it?
1551
01:27:34,616 --> 01:27:36,249
I'm gonna kick his ass.
1552
01:27:36,250 --> 01:27:39,186
I mean, right now. Specifically,
what are we gonna do?
1553
01:27:39,187 --> 01:27:41,088
We've been hovering
over a tulip field
1554
01:27:41,089 --> 01:27:42,356
for the last 15 minutes.
1555
01:27:42,357 --> 01:27:44,091
Right.
I can't call my friends
1556
01:27:44,092 --> 01:27:45,793
because he's tracking
their phones.
1557
01:27:45,794 --> 01:27:47,026
Give me your phone.
1558
01:27:47,027 --> 01:27:48,361
Yeah.
1559
01:27:48,362 --> 01:27:49,963
Okay. Here.
1560
01:27:49,964 --> 01:27:51,365
What's your password?
1561
01:27:51,366 --> 01:27:52,365
"Password."
1562
01:27:52,366 --> 01:27:54,034
No, what is your password?
1563
01:27:54,035 --> 01:27:56,369
Head of security,
1564
01:27:56,370 --> 01:27:59,338
I don't feel good about it.
1565
01:27:59,339 --> 01:28:02,377
Hello, governor. Cup of tea?
I'm gonna be in London soon.
1566
01:28:02,477 --> 01:28:04,544
London, okay.
1567
01:28:04,545 --> 01:28:05,611
Yeah, I need a suit.
1568
01:28:05,612 --> 01:28:08,218
Suit?
1569
01:28:28,236 --> 01:28:30,303
Okay, um...
1570
01:28:30,304 --> 01:28:33,846
bring up everything you have
on Spider-Man.
1571
01:28:39,946 --> 01:28:44,056
Yeah, open that.
Okay, no, no, no.
1572
01:28:50,156 --> 01:28:52,825
Nothing.
1573
01:28:52,826 --> 01:28:57,131
You take care of the suit.
I'll take care of the music.
1574
01:28:59,534 --> 01:29:01,742
Oh, I love Led Zeppelin.
1575
01:29:06,842 --> 01:29:10,611
Okay, can you pull up
my web-shooters?
1576
01:29:10,711 --> 01:29:12,079
Isolate the Taser webs,
1577
01:29:12,080 --> 01:29:14,382
and reconfigure
and boost the voltage
1578
01:29:14,482 --> 01:29:17,584
to a factor of 25 percent,
1579
01:29:17,585 --> 01:29:20,387
and give me complete
manual control over detonation.
1580
01:29:20,487 --> 01:29:23,589
? Forget the hearse
'Cause I never die-- ?
1581
01:29:23,590 --> 01:29:25,592
I thought Kree
having sleeper cells
1582
01:29:25,593 --> 01:29:27,026
was top secret information.
1583
01:29:27,027 --> 01:29:29,663
Nick, satellites are picking up
an EM pulse.
1584
01:29:29,664 --> 01:29:32,231
It's the biggest one yet.
1585
01:29:32,232 --> 01:29:34,067
London.
1586
01:29:34,068 --> 01:29:36,570
Okay, the company set up
a city tour,
1587
01:29:36,571 --> 01:29:40,810
and then we'll grab a bite
and head to the airport.
1588
01:29:41,910 --> 01:29:44,311
Is no one else gonna
acknowledge how crazy this is?
1589
01:29:44,411 --> 01:29:46,980
Oh, yeah, I get it.
There's been nothing scientific
1590
01:29:46,981 --> 01:29:48,382
about this science tour
at all.
1591
01:29:48,482 --> 01:29:50,249
No, no, I'm talking
about Peter.
1592
01:29:50,250 --> 01:29:52,084
Has no one noticed
how shady he is?
1593
01:29:52,085 --> 01:29:54,087
I saw him in the back room
of a rest stop
1594
01:29:54,088 --> 01:29:55,955
with some woman
in his underwear,
1595
01:29:55,956 --> 01:29:57,725
and he's always
sneaking away,
1596
01:29:57,726 --> 01:29:59,660
like back at the opera, huh?
1597
01:29:59,661 --> 01:30:03,129
Now he's suddenly off the trip,
with his family in Berlin?
1598
01:30:03,130 --> 01:30:06,868
Is no one else here
interested in the truth?
1599
01:30:06,968 --> 01:30:09,236
"The very concept
of objective truth
1600
01:30:09,237 --> 01:30:10,838
is fading out of the world."
1601
01:30:10,839 --> 01:30:12,740
George Orwell.
Thank you, MJ.
1602
01:30:12,741 --> 01:30:15,141
Yeah. Well, since
Peter's not really here
1603
01:30:15,142 --> 01:30:16,243
to tell his truth,
1604
01:30:16,244 --> 01:30:18,012
what about you, Brad?
1605
01:30:18,013 --> 01:30:20,347
Why take pictures of people
in the bathroom?
1606
01:30:20,348 --> 01:30:22,115
Yeah, dude,
what's that about?
1607
01:30:22,116 --> 01:30:24,817
No, no, no,
it wasn't like that. It was--
1608
01:30:24,818 --> 01:30:26,119
I was trying to take a--
1609
01:30:26,120 --> 01:30:28,155
Let's put all
this craziness behind us
1610
01:30:28,156 --> 01:30:31,024
and have a nice,
peaceful afternoon.
1611
01:30:31,025 --> 01:30:35,094
"Sounds great, Mr. Harrington,"
said the class. Okay.
1612
01:30:35,095 --> 01:30:38,164
I'm gonna be a cool teacher
right now.
1613
01:30:38,165 --> 01:30:40,767
You gotta stop doing that.
It is weird.
1614
01:30:40,768 --> 01:30:44,405
No more photos in the bathroom.
Urinal or stalls.
1615
01:30:44,505 --> 01:30:46,239
Look at this.
1616
01:30:46,240 --> 01:30:48,008
Mr. Harrington,
this is your bus.
1617
01:30:48,009 --> 01:30:51,311
Nice to see you all. Come along.
1618
01:30:51,312 --> 01:30:53,346
Thank you.
1619
01:30:53,446 --> 01:30:55,382
Yeah. Thank you, brother.
1620
01:30:55,482 --> 01:30:57,350
All right.
1621
01:30:57,351 --> 01:30:59,824
I have the kids.
1622
01:31:02,924 --> 01:31:04,857
I got here as fast as I could.
1623
01:31:04,858 --> 01:31:07,960
I did a full perimeter sweep.
Nothing.
1624
01:31:07,961 --> 01:31:09,365
Damn it.
1625
01:31:11,465 --> 01:31:12,665
Pulse is spiking.
1626
01:31:12,666 --> 01:31:14,133
I'll take
another look.
1627
01:31:14,134 --> 01:31:15,968
Soon as you see something,
report.
1628
01:31:15,969 --> 01:31:18,338
You're all we've got, Beck.
1629
01:31:18,339 --> 01:31:22,176
If this is what I fear,
then God help us, Fury.
1630
01:31:22,276 --> 01:31:25,012
God help us all.
1631
01:31:25,013 --> 01:31:27,047
Okay, no Avengers coming.
Good to go.
1632
01:31:27,048 --> 01:31:29,982
Copy that, brother.
1633
01:31:29,983 --> 01:31:34,620
Drones are entering
the atmosphere weapons-hot.
1634
01:31:39,192 --> 01:31:41,328
Working on the cape.
1635
01:31:41,329 --> 01:31:42,562
Get those wrinkles out.
1636
01:31:42,563 --> 01:31:44,431
I could be shaking hands
with the queen.
1637
01:31:44,531 --> 01:31:46,100
Almost in position.
1638
01:31:46,101 --> 01:31:49,569
Increasing pulse.
1639
01:31:50,071 --> 01:31:52,705
Whatever this is,
it's 100 times bigger
1640
01:31:52,706 --> 01:31:53,873
than the previous ones.
1641
01:31:53,874 --> 01:31:55,208
EDITH?
1642
01:31:55,209 --> 01:31:56,843
Yes, Quentin.
1643
01:31:56,844 --> 01:31:58,611
Show me my loose ends.
1644
01:31:58,612 --> 01:32:00,347
Once the show's going,
1645
01:32:00,447 --> 01:32:02,281
execute the kill order
on my command.
1646
01:32:02,282 --> 01:32:03,417
All right.
1647
01:32:03,517 --> 01:32:06,186
Start the show.
1648
01:32:06,554 --> 01:32:09,758
Let's save the world,
people.
1649
01:32:10,858 --> 01:32:13,794
I don't like this.
Something's definitely up.
1650
01:32:13,795 --> 01:32:16,963
You're an FOS now.
"Friend of Spider-Man."
1651
01:32:16,964 --> 01:32:21,100
And you have to remember,
just stay calm.
1652
01:32:22,804 --> 01:32:25,137
That doesn't
look good.
1653
01:32:25,138 --> 01:32:27,206
But it's fake,
nothing to worry about.
1654
01:32:27,207 --> 01:32:31,312
And the kids
are in the kill zone.
1655
01:32:31,412 --> 01:32:34,547
Great work, Guterman.
1656
01:32:34,647 --> 01:32:36,316
What?
1657
01:32:36,317 --> 01:32:38,919
I know. What do you want?
1658
01:32:38,920 --> 01:32:41,120
At Mr. Stark's,
going through his belongings.
1659
01:32:41,121 --> 01:32:43,089
There was a surfboard
you left behind.
1660
01:32:43,090 --> 01:32:44,924
People said they didn't think
1661
01:32:44,925 --> 01:32:48,195
Nick Fury was a surfer, I said,
"Appearances can be deceiving."
1662
01:32:48,196 --> 01:32:51,832
It's not mine. And don't ever
call this number again.
1663
01:32:58,772 --> 01:33:01,374
Fury's got the coded message.
1664
01:33:01,375 --> 01:33:03,209
Your friends
are at the Tower Bridge.
1665
01:33:03,210 --> 01:33:05,911
Your boy called it London
Bridge, but I figured it out.
1666
01:33:05,912 --> 01:33:07,614
Yeah.
1667
01:33:07,615 --> 01:33:08,815
We're close.
1668
01:33:08,816 --> 01:33:10,216
Almost done.
1669
01:33:10,217 --> 01:33:11,618
Wait, wait, whoa, whoa.
1670
01:33:11,619 --> 01:33:14,253
Before you go,
if something happens to me,
1671
01:33:14,254 --> 01:33:15,989
could you please give
this to MJ?
1672
01:33:15,990 --> 01:33:18,258
You'll make it back.
Give it to her yourself.
1673
01:33:18,259 --> 01:33:19,726
I got this.
1674
01:33:19,727 --> 01:33:22,628
I know it's illusion tech.
1675
01:33:22,629 --> 01:33:24,397
All I do
is get inside the illusion,
1676
01:33:24,398 --> 01:33:25,632
then I can take it down,
1677
01:33:25,633 --> 01:33:27,234
find him,
and he's just a guy.
1678
01:33:27,235 --> 01:33:28,668
I can take EDITH
right back.
1679
01:33:28,669 --> 01:33:31,170
Right, but last time,
you got hit by a train.
1680
01:33:31,171 --> 01:33:34,341
True, but this time--
1681
01:33:34,342 --> 01:33:37,276
How do I explain this? Uh...
I have a sixth sense.
1682
01:33:37,277 --> 01:33:40,914
The Peter-tingle. That's what
you're talking about, right?
1683
01:33:40,915 --> 01:33:42,182
It's not working, though.
1684
01:33:42,183 --> 01:33:44,151
I heard it wasn't working now.
Is it?
1685
01:33:44,152 --> 01:33:46,354
It is working.
I don't know if it's working--
1686
01:33:46,454 --> 01:33:48,422
You got the Peter-tingle.
That's the plan.
1687
01:33:48,522 --> 01:33:49,990
I'm gonna go get
your friends.
1688
01:33:49,991 --> 01:33:52,191
You get that Peter-tingle
back online.
1689
01:33:52,192 --> 01:33:54,261
I got this. I got this.
1690
01:34:07,974 --> 01:34:09,008
Cue the lightning.
1691
01:34:09,009 --> 01:34:11,481
Cuing lightning.
1692
01:34:15,849 --> 01:34:17,917
Sir, is it still safe
on the top,
1693
01:34:17,918 --> 01:34:20,186
or should we all come down?
1694
01:34:20,187 --> 01:34:21,923
Oh, my.
1695
01:34:23,023 --> 01:34:24,391
What did
the bus driver say?
1696
01:34:24,491 --> 01:34:26,092
Bus driver's gone.
1697
01:34:26,093 --> 01:34:27,593
Where?
1698
01:34:27,594 --> 01:34:30,330
It's okay. Mr. Dell and I
have it under control!
1699
01:34:30,430 --> 01:34:31,899
No. Don't drag me into this.
1700
01:34:31,900 --> 01:34:34,735
I'm doing my best,
Julius!
1701
01:34:34,736 --> 01:34:37,169
Oh, the witches are back.
1702
01:34:37,170 --> 01:34:41,070
Oh, my God, get off the bus!
1703
01:34:44,277 --> 01:34:47,146
Okay, follow me, kids.
1704
01:34:49,384 --> 01:34:52,395
Come on, let's go!
1705
01:35:03,763 --> 01:35:07,801
Now, that is
an Avengers-level threat.
1706
01:35:23,451 --> 01:35:25,285
This way. This way!
1707
01:35:25,286 --> 01:35:26,719
Oh, my God!
1708
01:35:26,720 --> 01:35:28,621
Follow that hand.
1709
01:35:28,622 --> 01:35:30,389
This way. Follow me.
1710
01:35:30,390 --> 01:35:33,560
It looks real to me!
1711
01:35:33,561 --> 01:35:35,896
Follow me, kids!
1712
01:35:35,897 --> 01:35:38,097
- Earth, wind, fire, water.
- Oh, no.
1713
01:35:38,098 --> 01:35:40,200
They joined forces
like the Power Rangers.
1714
01:35:40,201 --> 01:35:41,968
Who?
1715
01:35:41,969 --> 01:35:43,936
Voltron!
You're thinking of Voltron!
1716
01:35:43,937 --> 01:35:45,806
Hey, look,
it's Mysterio!
1717
01:35:45,807 --> 01:35:48,309
He's gonna save us!
1718
01:35:50,143 --> 01:35:52,312
Wait, if Mysterio
knows we know...
1719
01:35:52,412 --> 01:35:54,580
Yeah, and so are they.
1720
01:35:54,581 --> 01:35:57,150
We should go.
1721
01:35:57,250 --> 01:36:00,087
Kill that witch! Ba-bow!
1722
01:36:00,187 --> 01:36:03,426
This is for my family!
1723
01:36:04,526 --> 01:36:06,292
You should get
somewhere safe, Fury.
1724
01:36:06,293 --> 01:36:07,960
I don't see this
ending well.
1725
01:36:07,961 --> 01:36:09,963
I appreciate your concern,
1726
01:36:09,964 --> 01:36:12,734
but I never leave my men
behind.
1727
01:36:13,834 --> 01:36:15,869
All right, comms check.
Can you hear me?
1728
01:36:15,870 --> 01:36:17,637
I can.
It's a little loud out here.
1729
01:36:17,638 --> 01:36:19,338
Thanks.
1730
01:36:19,339 --> 01:36:21,708
Whoa, Peter,
you sure that's not real?
1731
01:36:21,709 --> 01:36:24,310
Yeah, it's just 100 times bigger
than I expected.
1732
01:36:24,311 --> 01:36:25,611
Uh-huh.
1733
01:36:25,612 --> 01:36:27,179
We need to get high enough
1734
01:36:27,180 --> 01:36:32,220
Copy. Stay sticky.
1735
01:36:33,320 --> 01:36:35,388
Yeah, kid. What is it?
1736
01:36:35,488 --> 01:36:39,892
We need to have a conversation
about you and my aunt!
1737
01:36:52,973 --> 01:36:55,106
Beck, report!
1738
01:36:55,107 --> 01:36:57,610
I need a response.
Something quick and decisive.
1739
01:36:57,611 --> 01:36:59,111
"It's all the Elementals.
1740
01:36:59,112 --> 01:37:01,047
They're merged
into something..."
1741
01:37:01,048 --> 01:37:03,351
...into something else.
Something more powerful.
1742
01:37:03,451 --> 01:37:06,923
It's drawing energy
from the Earth's core.
1743
01:37:10,023 --> 01:37:12,360
See, now,
that's some bullshit.
1744
01:37:15,062 --> 01:37:16,565
Is that...?
1745
01:37:21,134 --> 01:37:22,567
Be ready for anything.
1746
01:37:22,568 --> 01:37:24,409
Yeah.
1747
01:37:29,509 --> 01:37:32,748
It's not real,
it's not real, it's not real!
1748
01:37:36,482 --> 01:37:38,718
Whoa.
1749
01:37:38,719 --> 01:37:41,769
That's awesome.
1750
01:38:05,745 --> 01:38:07,914
William, I've got drones
breaking formation.
1751
01:38:07,915 --> 01:38:10,249
Maybe they hit a flock of birds.
You're fine.
1752
01:38:10,250 --> 01:38:13,959
I wanna see what's happening
Taking manual control.
1753
01:38:19,059 --> 01:38:21,227
Do you see anything?
1754
01:38:21,228 --> 01:38:24,802
Yeah.
And I'm gonna kill him.
1755
01:38:28,902 --> 01:38:31,739
I hope this works.
1756
01:38:46,954 --> 01:38:48,760
You got me?
1757
01:38:52,860 --> 01:38:54,395
I got you.
1758
01:38:54,495 --> 01:38:58,198
Boss, the illusion
is coming apart.
1759
01:38:59,967 --> 01:39:02,235
I see you.
1760
01:39:05,138 --> 01:39:08,211
Copy.
1761
01:39:21,821 --> 01:39:23,356
Just kill the illusion.
Kill it.
1762
01:39:23,456 --> 01:39:24,825
I'm not gonna. They'll see.
1763
01:39:24,826 --> 01:39:27,360
They'll see
what I want them to see!
1764
01:39:27,361 --> 01:39:30,330
Yes, Janice.
1765
01:39:30,430 --> 01:39:34,168
Done.
1766
01:39:35,268 --> 01:39:37,770
All right, hang on.
1767
01:39:37,771 --> 01:39:40,005
The monster was full of drones!
It's crazy!
1768
01:39:40,006 --> 01:39:41,878
There you are.
1769
01:39:44,978 --> 01:39:47,046
Easy.
1770
01:39:50,349 --> 01:39:52,685
Who the hell is that?
1771
01:39:53,387 --> 01:39:54,620
Happy!
1772
01:39:54,621 --> 01:39:56,422
I gotta get you out of here!
1773
01:39:56,522 --> 01:39:57,889
Who are you?
1774
01:39:57,890 --> 01:40:00,060
I work with Spider-Man.
Get on that jet.
1775
01:40:00,061 --> 01:40:01,895
You work for Spider-Man?
1776
01:40:01,896 --> 01:40:04,633
I work with Spider-Man,
not for Spider-Man.
1777
01:40:06,733 --> 01:40:08,834
What?
1778
01:40:08,835 --> 01:40:10,169
Happy, are you okay?
1779
01:40:10,170 --> 01:40:11,871
We're okay. Just get Beck.
1780
01:40:11,872 --> 01:40:15,240
Copy.
1781
01:40:18,711 --> 01:40:21,686
I'll just kill the kids
myself.
1782
01:40:25,786 --> 01:40:27,462
Whoa!
1783
01:40:35,562 --> 01:40:38,266
There you are.
1784
01:40:39,366 --> 01:40:41,101
Into the Crown Jewels vault!
1785
01:40:41,102 --> 01:40:43,774
Come on.
1786
01:40:46,874 --> 01:40:48,374
Into the vault!
1787
01:40:48,474 --> 01:40:50,744
The walls are 8 feet thick.
Go into the vault!
1788
01:40:50,745 --> 01:40:52,945
Into the vault. Go!
1789
01:40:54,982 --> 01:40:57,953
Take cover!
1790
01:41:15,102 --> 01:41:16,540
Okay.
1791
01:41:20,640 --> 01:41:21,740
Yeah?
1792
01:41:21,741 --> 01:41:24,479
No. No.
1793
01:41:27,880 --> 01:41:30,284
I see you.
1794
01:41:31,384 --> 01:41:32,356
Get that thing out--
1795
01:41:37,924 --> 01:41:39,364
Go!
1796
01:41:45,965 --> 01:41:49,244
How does Cap do that?
1797
01:41:57,344 --> 01:42:00,646
Happy, say something,
to let me know you're alive!
1798
01:42:00,647 --> 01:42:03,014
Happy, thank God.
1799
01:42:03,015 --> 01:42:07,186
I bought us some time,
but not much.
1800
01:42:07,187 --> 01:42:11,899
I'm trying to get to Beck,
but I can't shake these drones!
1801
01:42:24,571 --> 01:42:26,443
Gotcha.
1802
01:42:47,827 --> 01:42:50,926
Going up!
1803
01:43:25,898 --> 01:43:26,899
Finally.
1804
01:43:26,900 --> 01:43:29,369
Hey, William, how we doing?
1805
01:43:29,370 --> 01:43:31,570
Illusion almost back up.
1806
01:43:31,571 --> 01:43:35,141
I don't know
how you're gonna spin this.
1807
01:43:48,455 --> 01:43:50,337
Oh, great. No webs.
1808
01:44:03,437 --> 01:44:07,141
Nobody dies on my watch.
1809
01:44:08,241 --> 01:44:10,176
I wasted my life
playing video games,
1810
01:44:10,177 --> 01:44:11,977
and we're gonna die.
1811
01:44:11,978 --> 01:44:15,914
I have a fake ID,
and I've never even used it.
1812
01:44:15,915 --> 01:44:18,651
I post stupid videos daily
for people to like me.
1813
01:44:18,652 --> 01:44:21,352
Hey, if it wasn't
for those stupid videos,
1814
01:44:21,353 --> 01:44:23,589
Spider-Man would've never
found you.
1815
01:44:23,590 --> 01:44:27,160
Spider-Man--? Spider-Man
follows me? I saved us, guys.
1816
01:44:27,161 --> 01:44:29,160
If you saved us,
why are we about to die?
1817
01:44:29,161 --> 01:44:30,628
Stop it!
1818
01:44:30,629 --> 01:44:32,097
I'm sorry, okay?
1819
01:44:32,098 --> 01:44:33,799
I'm obsessed
with telling the truth
1820
01:44:33,800 --> 01:44:36,336
even if it hurts
other people's feelings.
1821
01:44:36,436 --> 01:44:39,441
I'm in love
with Spider-Man's aunt.
1822
01:44:42,541 --> 01:44:44,886
We're sharing, right?
1823
01:45:23,116 --> 01:45:25,852
Your lies are over, Beck.
1824
01:45:25,853 --> 01:45:29,355
This certainly isn't ideal,
but I have contingencies.
1825
01:45:29,455 --> 01:45:32,092
EDITH?
1826
01:45:38,631 --> 01:45:41,200
Just give me the glasses.
1827
01:45:41,201 --> 01:45:44,270
You want these?
1828
01:45:44,370 --> 01:45:46,146
Come and get them.
1829
01:45:55,581 --> 01:45:57,915
Come on, Peter-tingle.
1830
01:46:21,875 --> 01:46:23,375
Why aren't
these drones firing?
1831
01:46:23,376 --> 01:46:25,244
You're in the strike zone.
1832
01:46:25,245 --> 01:46:29,790
No, fire all the drones now!
1833
01:46:47,733 --> 01:46:50,203
Beck!
1834
01:46:52,606 --> 01:46:54,673
Beck.
1835
01:46:54,773 --> 01:46:56,307
You lied to me.
1836
01:46:56,308 --> 01:46:59,178
I know.
1837
01:46:59,179 --> 01:47:01,646
That's the most...
1838
01:47:01,647 --> 01:47:04,918
d-disappointing part.
1839
01:47:05,018 --> 01:47:08,088
You're a good person,
Peter.
1840
01:47:09,188 --> 01:47:11,993
Such a weakness.
1841
01:47:13,093 --> 01:47:15,326
Stark was right.
1842
01:47:15,327 --> 01:47:17,365
You do deserve them.
1843
01:47:28,474 --> 01:47:32,047
You can't trick me anymore.
1844
01:47:34,147 --> 01:47:36,649
EDITH,
turn off the drones.
1845
01:47:36,650 --> 01:47:40,319
Biometric scan complete.
Welcome back, Peter.
1846
01:47:40,320 --> 01:47:42,253
Execute
all cancellation protocols?
1847
01:47:42,254 --> 01:47:43,390
Just do it.
1848
01:47:43,490 --> 01:47:45,828
Confirmed.
1849
01:47:54,299 --> 01:47:56,369
Give me the spear.
1850
01:47:56,370 --> 01:47:59,172
That's a halberd. Ahem.
1851
01:48:02,875 --> 01:48:05,948
Thank you.
1852
01:48:08,048 --> 01:48:11,952
You'll see, Peter.
1853
01:48:13,052 --> 01:48:17,757
People,
they need to believe.
1854
01:48:17,857 --> 01:48:20,427
And nowadays...
1855
01:48:21,527 --> 01:48:24,900
they'll believe anything.
1856
01:48:34,206 --> 01:48:36,743
Is he...?
1857
01:48:36,843 --> 01:48:38,646
Is this real?
1858
01:48:39,746 --> 01:48:42,820
All illusions are down, Peter.
1859
01:48:56,528 --> 01:48:58,129
Whoo! Yeah!
1860
01:48:58,130 --> 01:49:00,699
Hey, where you going?
1861
01:49:07,439 --> 01:49:09,441
Hey.
1862
01:49:09,541 --> 01:49:10,910
Hey.
1863
01:49:10,911 --> 01:49:12,744
I'm okay. Are you okay?
1864
01:49:12,745 --> 01:49:15,080
Is everybody else okay?
1865
01:49:15,081 --> 01:49:17,950
Yeah, everyone's okay.
1866
01:49:17,951 --> 01:49:20,619
There was just the drones,
1867
01:49:20,620 --> 01:49:25,025
and they were following us,
and then they just stopped.
1868
01:49:25,125 --> 01:49:27,994
Yeah.
1869
01:49:28,094 --> 01:49:31,266
Did you get him?
1870
01:49:32,366 --> 01:49:34,369
Well, I, um...
1871
01:49:35,469 --> 01:49:37,369
brought that.
1872
01:49:37,469 --> 01:49:39,771
In case
you needed some help.
1873
01:49:39,772 --> 01:49:42,672
Thanks.
1874
01:49:42,976 --> 01:49:44,877
Anyway, uh,
1875
01:49:44,878 --> 01:49:47,545
there was this sweaty guy
in the tower with us.
1876
01:49:47,546 --> 01:49:50,383
I think he works for you
or something.
1877
01:49:50,483 --> 01:49:51,616
He, um...
1878
01:49:51,617 --> 01:49:53,151
He gave me this.
1879
01:49:53,152 --> 01:49:55,489
No. No.
1880
01:49:56,589 --> 01:49:58,155
Oh, MJ, I'm so sorry.
1881
01:49:58,156 --> 01:50:00,293
Peter.
1882
01:50:00,294 --> 01:50:02,294
I wrote it down,
I was gonna buy you this
1883
01:50:02,295 --> 01:50:04,699
and give it to you in Paris
at the top--
1884
01:50:07,799 --> 01:50:09,235
And you kissed me.
1885
01:50:09,236 --> 01:50:11,904
Yeah.
1886
01:50:11,905 --> 01:50:13,905
I don't really have
much luck
1887
01:50:13,906 --> 01:50:17,310
when it comes
to getting close to people.
1888
01:50:17,410 --> 01:50:20,413
Um... So I lied.
1889
01:50:21,513 --> 01:50:23,014
I wasn't just watching you
1890
01:50:23,015 --> 01:50:26,387
because I thought
you were Spider-Man.
1891
01:50:30,057 --> 01:50:32,892
That's great.
1892
01:50:32,992 --> 01:50:35,428
The murder.
1893
01:50:35,528 --> 01:50:37,663
Yeah. Heh.
1894
01:50:37,664 --> 01:50:39,365
Sorry it's broken.
1895
01:50:39,366 --> 01:50:42,234
I actually like it better
broken.
1896
01:50:42,235 --> 01:50:46,105
I really like you.
1897
01:50:46,205 --> 01:50:48,742
I really like you too.
1898
01:50:48,842 --> 01:50:51,243
Uh...
1899
01:51:01,754 --> 01:51:03,989
Uh. Okay. I should--
1900
01:51:03,990 --> 01:51:07,026
I should probably get back
to the class.
1901
01:51:07,027 --> 01:51:09,561
I'll go and...
1902
01:51:09,661 --> 01:51:13,132
Heh. Okay.
1903
01:51:13,232 --> 01:51:14,306
Just in case.
1904
01:51:22,375 --> 01:51:23,909
Yeah, no.
1905
01:51:23,910 --> 01:51:27,245
No, May, you're right.
He did great. He was strong.
1906
01:51:27,246 --> 01:51:29,315
Yeah.
I'm glad he stayed too.
1907
01:51:29,415 --> 01:51:32,217
I gotta go.
1908
01:51:32,317 --> 01:51:33,584
I'm glad you're alive.
1909
01:51:33,585 --> 01:51:35,320
I guess the coded message
worked.
1910
01:51:35,321 --> 01:51:37,923
"Appearances can be
deceiving." Heh.
1911
01:51:37,924 --> 01:51:40,359
I'm surprised you didn't
just wink in the camera.
1912
01:51:40,360 --> 01:51:42,861
Because I had serious doubts
1913
01:51:42,862 --> 01:51:44,329
about Beck
from the beginning.
1914
01:51:44,330 --> 01:51:46,468
Not true.
He had zero doubts.
1915
01:51:49,568 --> 01:51:50,669
Where's Parker?
1916
01:51:50,670 --> 01:51:52,070
He's with a girl.
1917
01:51:52,071 --> 01:51:54,740
I need to speak with him.
1918
01:51:54,741 --> 01:51:56,542
He'll call you.
1919
01:51:56,543 --> 01:51:59,144
He'll--?
1920
01:52:01,615 --> 01:52:03,749
Okay. Great.
1921
01:52:03,750 --> 01:52:05,618
Well, he better.
1922
01:52:05,619 --> 01:52:08,087
Or it's your ass.
1923
01:52:08,187 --> 01:52:12,458
And don't even think
about ghosting me.
1924
01:52:15,795 --> 01:52:18,364
? Hey, little girl ?
1925
01:52:18,464 --> 01:52:23,002
? I wanna be
Your boyfriend ?
1926
01:52:23,102 --> 01:52:26,504
? Sweet little girl... ?
1927
01:52:28,407 --> 01:52:30,575
Are you sure
no one else has figured it out?
1928
01:52:30,576 --> 01:52:34,179
Yeah, it's not like anybody
really pays attention to you.
1929
01:52:34,180 --> 01:52:35,179
Ouch.
1930
01:52:35,180 --> 01:52:37,014
Except for me.
1931
01:52:37,015 --> 01:52:38,351
Aw. Thanks.
1932
01:52:38,451 --> 01:52:40,252
I won't.
1933
01:52:40,253 --> 01:52:41,354
See you later.
1934
01:52:41,454 --> 01:52:43,989
Thanks.
1935
01:52:43,990 --> 01:52:45,790
Uh...
1936
01:52:45,791 --> 01:52:49,328
I was thinking we should all go
on a double date or something.
1937
01:52:49,329 --> 01:52:51,996
Oh, we broke up.
1938
01:52:51,997 --> 01:52:53,333
No. What? Why?
1939
01:52:53,433 --> 01:52:55,866
Men and women
grow apart,
1940
01:52:55,867 --> 01:52:57,703
but the journey
they share together
1941
01:52:57,704 --> 01:52:59,938
will always be a part
of them.
1942
01:52:59,939 --> 01:53:03,878
Thank you.
1943
01:53:05,978 --> 01:53:08,313
Hello, Gerald.
1944
01:53:08,314 --> 01:53:11,584
Could Mother not make it?
1945
01:53:11,684 --> 01:53:14,222
Hmm.
1946
01:53:16,322 --> 01:53:17,889
I promise you-- Ah!
1947
01:53:17,890 --> 01:53:20,625
Oh, he's here.
Don't give me a ticket.
1948
01:53:20,626 --> 01:53:24,396
Ooh. I'm so glad you're okay.
1949
01:53:24,397 --> 01:53:27,367
No, for real, I'm good.
I'm actually really fine.
1950
01:53:27,467 --> 01:53:29,267
Let's go.
Where are your bags?
1951
01:53:29,268 --> 01:53:30,669
Oh, right.
They got blown up.
1952
01:53:30,670 --> 01:53:32,372
Yeah. Heh.
1953
01:53:32,472 --> 01:53:33,940
I got you
hot buttered bagels.
1954
01:53:33,941 --> 01:53:36,040
I know my boy.
1955
01:53:36,041 --> 01:53:37,977
I kept my identity
pretty guarded
1956
01:53:37,978 --> 01:53:39,412
this past couple years.
1957
01:53:39,512 --> 01:53:41,312
I faced a lot of deception.
1958
01:53:41,313 --> 01:53:44,283
And I'm tired of the lies.
1959
01:53:44,284 --> 01:53:47,454
So it's time for the truth
to be out there.
1960
01:53:49,554 --> 01:53:51,458
Are you dating?
1961
01:53:51,558 --> 01:53:53,859
Not really.
1962
01:53:53,860 --> 01:53:55,694
Well--
1963
01:53:55,695 --> 01:53:57,195
Summer fling.
1964
01:53:57,196 --> 01:53:59,865
Yes, that evolves
and grows like any other.
1965
01:53:59,866 --> 01:54:01,633
I still don't know
where it's going.
1966
01:54:01,634 --> 01:54:03,134
Open to wherever
it might lead.
1967
01:54:03,135 --> 01:54:05,372
To share it with people...
1968
01:54:05,472 --> 01:54:07,306
We'll always be friends,
no matter what.
1969
01:54:07,406 --> 01:54:09,240
I'm gonna go
because I've got a date.
1970
01:54:09,241 --> 01:54:11,843
...because we all
are interconnected.
1971
01:54:11,844 --> 01:54:13,945
We are.
1972
01:54:26,092 --> 01:54:27,394
Whoo!
1973
01:54:31,697 --> 01:54:33,637
Sorry!
1974
01:54:37,737 --> 01:54:40,038
Whoa!
1975
01:54:40,138 --> 01:54:43,177
Whoa.
1976
01:54:44,277 --> 01:54:46,619
Whoo!
1977
01:54:52,719 --> 01:54:56,535
Whoo-hoo!
1978
01:55:09,635 --> 01:55:11,270
Hey. Sorry I'm late.
1979
01:55:11,271 --> 01:55:13,672
You ready?
1980
01:55:13,673 --> 01:55:15,342
You're gonna love this.
1981
01:55:15,442 --> 01:55:17,310
Okay! Okay!
1982
01:55:17,410 --> 01:55:19,311
You ready?
1983
01:55:19,312 --> 01:55:23,515
Yeah. I'm just not gonna watch.
I'm not gonna watch.
1984
01:55:24,517 --> 01:55:27,686
I should stop looking.
I'm gonna stop looking! Heh.
1985
01:55:27,687 --> 01:55:30,990
Whoo!
1986
01:55:44,804 --> 01:55:49,810
? Can't seem to get my mind
Off of you ?
1987
01:55:50,910 --> 01:55:55,312
? Back here at home
There's nothing to do ?
1988
01:55:55,313 --> 01:55:56,949
? Ooh, ooh ?
1989
01:55:56,950 --> 01:56:00,017
? Now that I'm away ?
1990
01:56:00,018 --> 01:56:03,088
? I wish I'd stayed ?
1991
01:56:03,089 --> 01:56:09,261
? Tomorrow's a day of mine
That you won't be in ?
1992
01:56:09,262 --> 01:56:14,368
? When you looked at me
I should've run ?
1993
01:56:15,468 --> 01:56:20,341
? But I thought
It was just for fun ?
1994
01:56:21,441 --> 01:56:24,410
? I see I was wrong ?
1995
01:56:24,510 --> 01:56:27,646
? And I'm not so strong ?
1996
01:56:27,647 --> 01:56:33,718
? I should've known all along
That time would tell ?
1997
01:56:33,719 --> 01:56:39,892
? A week without you
Thought I'd forget ?
1998
01:56:39,893 --> 01:56:42,061
? Two weeks without you ?
1999
01:56:42,062 --> 01:56:47,665
? And I still haven't gotten
Over you yet ?
2000
01:56:47,666 --> 01:56:50,735
? Vacation
All I ever wanted ?
2001
01:56:50,736 --> 01:56:53,739
? Vacation
Had to get away ?
2002
01:56:53,740 --> 01:56:58,846
? Vacation
Meant to be spent alone ?
2003
01:56:59,946 --> 01:57:03,013
? Vacation
All I ever wanted ?
2004
01:57:03,014 --> 01:57:06,084
? Vacation
Had to get away ?
2005
01:57:06,085 --> 01:57:10,992
? Vacation
Meant to be spent alone ?
2006
01:57:12,092 --> 01:57:15,360
? Vacation
All I ever wanted ?
2007
01:57:15,361 --> 01:57:18,362
? Vacation
Had to get away ?
2008
01:57:18,363 --> 01:57:23,757
? Vacation
Meant to be spent alone ?
2009
01:57:43,857 --> 01:57:47,360
Okay. You can put me down now!
You can put me down now!
2010
01:57:48,460 --> 01:57:50,497
You okay?
2011
01:57:51,597 --> 01:57:52,964
Uh...
2012
01:57:52,965 --> 01:57:55,534
Whoo! Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.
2013
01:57:55,535 --> 01:57:58,136
Let's just--
Never, never doing that again.
2014
01:57:58,137 --> 01:57:59,937
Okay.
2015
01:57:59,938 --> 01:58:01,740
I should probably
get out of here.
2016
01:58:01,741 --> 01:58:03,512
See you later.
2017
01:58:06,612 --> 01:58:08,813
This is breaking news.
2018
01:58:08,814 --> 01:58:11,816
We come with revelations about
last week's attack in London.
2019
01:58:11,817 --> 01:58:14,084
An anonymous source
provided this video.
2020
01:58:14,085 --> 01:58:16,954
It shows Quentin Beck,
aka Mysterio,
2021
01:58:16,955 --> 01:58:18,956
moments before his death.
2022
01:58:18,957 --> 01:58:21,227
A warning, you may find
this video disturbing.
2023
01:58:21,228 --> 01:58:23,328
I managed to send the Elemental
through the rift,
2024
01:58:23,329 --> 01:58:25,262
but I don't think
I'm gonna make it.
2025
01:58:25,263 --> 01:58:27,164
Spider-Man attacked me
for some reason.
2026
01:58:27,165 --> 01:58:29,834
He has an army of weaponized
drones, Stark technology,
2027
01:58:29,835 --> 01:58:33,372
saying he's the only one who's
gonna be the new Iron Man.
2028
01:58:33,472 --> 01:58:36,307
Are you sure you want
to commence the drone attack?
2029
01:58:36,308 --> 01:58:38,142
There will be
significant casualties.
2030
01:58:38,143 --> 01:58:41,046
Do it. Execute them all.
2031
01:58:43,849 --> 01:58:47,052
This shocking video
was released earlier today
2032
01:58:47,053 --> 01:58:48,686
on the controversial
news website
2033
01:58:48,687 --> 01:58:50,289
TheDailyBugle.net.
2034
01:58:50,290 --> 01:58:51,556
There you have it, folks,
2035
01:58:51,557 --> 01:58:53,658
conclusive proof
that Spider-Man
2036
01:58:53,659 --> 01:58:56,561
was responsible
for the murder of Mysterio,
2037
01:58:56,562 --> 01:58:58,163
an interdimensional warrior
2038
01:58:58,164 --> 01:59:00,063
who gave his life
to protect our planet
2039
01:59:00,064 --> 01:59:02,534
and who will no doubt
go down in history
2040
01:59:02,535 --> 01:59:05,637
as the greatest superhero
of all time.
2041
01:59:05,638 --> 01:59:07,806
But that's not all, folks.
2042
01:59:07,807 --> 01:59:09,240
Here's the real blockbuster.
2043
01:59:09,241 --> 01:59:11,142
Brace yourselves.
You might wanna sit.
2044
01:59:11,143 --> 01:59:14,482
Spider-Man's real--
Spider-Man's real name is--
2045
01:59:16,582 --> 01:59:20,319
Spider-Man's name
is Peter Parker.
2046
01:59:20,320 --> 01:59:22,620
What the fu--?
2047
02:07:23,236 --> 02:07:26,739
? Stop
Your messing around ?
2048
02:07:27,839 --> 02:07:29,874
? Better think
Of your future... ?
2049
02:07:29,875 --> 02:07:33,145
You gotta tell him.
2050
02:07:33,245 --> 02:07:35,314
It was fine.
2051
02:07:35,414 --> 02:07:37,415
The little boy
handled it.
2052
02:07:37,515 --> 02:07:39,217
We helped.
2053
02:07:39,218 --> 02:07:40,351
Come off it.
2054
02:07:40,352 --> 02:07:41,686
How was I supposed to know
2055
02:07:41,687 --> 02:07:43,154
that the whole thing
was fake?
2056
02:07:43,155 --> 02:07:45,557
I mean, that was all
very, very convincing.
2057
02:07:45,558 --> 02:07:47,225
The performances,
the illusion,
2058
02:07:47,226 --> 02:07:49,259
that costume,
the craftsmanship in that.
2059
02:07:49,260 --> 02:07:53,734
This is just embarrassing
for a shape-shifter. Fine.
2060
02:07:54,834 --> 02:07:57,535
Hey there. I hope your mission
is going well.
2061
02:07:57,536 --> 02:08:01,306
We gave the glasses to Parker
about a week ago, like you said.
2062
02:08:01,406 --> 02:08:04,976
And it was very touching,
you know?
2063
02:08:04,977 --> 02:08:06,844
Really, really
quite touching.
2064
02:08:06,845 --> 02:08:08,245
Talos.
2065
02:08:08,246 --> 02:08:12,316
Um... And, you know,
shortly after that,
2066
02:08:12,317 --> 02:08:14,151
it really kind of went
off the rails,
2067
02:08:14,152 --> 02:08:15,654
so we need you to come back.
2068
02:08:15,655 --> 02:08:17,822
Everyone kept asking
where the Avengers are,
2069
02:08:17,823 --> 02:08:19,324
I don't know
what to say to that,
2070
02:08:19,424 --> 02:08:22,660
so you're lucky
that Spider-Man won--
2071
02:08:43,849 --> 02:08:46,757
Everybody back to work!
2072
02:08:52,857 --> 02:08:55,300
Who's got my shoes?
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