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Thank you, kind sir. Can I have
five more mild sauces?
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I really love the stuff.Hey, Donovan!
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Your guy's over here talking
about he wants five mild sauces.
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Five? Nigga, you need
five mild sauces?
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This is always you,
"Three piece white."
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No. It ain't
happenin' today. No.
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Uh, yeah. I'm like,
a loyal customer. Ya think?
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Yeah, everybody's
a loyal customer, nigga.
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It's Harold's.
Look around.
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Donovan: Four wings.
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-Thank you, young man.
-You're welcome.
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Exc-- uh--Can I please have
a couple of extra mild sauces?
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Yeah, ma'am.
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You can have as many
as you want.
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Get -- get her some mild sauce.
Just grab a handful.
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You can have all the mild
sauces, ma'am.
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-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
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Why does she get
extra mild sauce?
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You just made a whole speech
about mild sauce.
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She's a black woman.
Her life is hard enough.
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All right.You know what?
This doesn't seem fair.
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Okay. Fair.
All right, here's fair, right?
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Uh, you got old and
new mild-sauce stains
on your clothes.
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How about you just
take that chicken,
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rub it on your outfit, nigga.[ Laughter ]
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I'm gonna call the
Better Business Bureau on you.
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No, no, no, no. Okay, look,
look. For real, for real.
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If you want mild sauce,
just get it from your mama,
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'cause she a hoe.
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Wait, how does my mother
being a prostitute
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get me in the possession
of more mild sauce?
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Okay, that is a great
follow-up question.
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You are a very intelligent
young man.
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Mm-hmm.Um...uh...
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Your mama sucks dick for mild
sauce, you weak-ass nigga!
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Ohh!Ha-ha!
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That's it, that's my time!Not funny, guys.
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♪ I was born on the South Side ♪♪ South Side ♪
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♪ I was raised
on the South Side ♪♪ South Side ♪
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♪ Everybody stick together
like we in a line ♪
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♪ 'Cause it ain't no side
like the South Side ♪
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♪ On the South Side ♪
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♪ South Side! ♪
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So somehow, he tries to imply
that my mother is a sex worker,
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that she gets paid
with mild sauce.
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That's crazy.
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Your mom hasn't been able
to have mild sauce
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since she started diabetes.
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-Not funny right now.
-Here you go, buddy.
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Full spectrum of flavors.
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Wow.
Thank you.
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Gentlemen, today we embark
on an amazing journey.
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But every journey must start
at the beginning.
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So I ask you -- what is sauce?
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What is mild?
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Let's go, fellas.
We got a lot to do.
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You don't have time to smoke.
Put that out.
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All right.No. Don't put it out.
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He ain't in charge of the blunts
He's in charge of the sauce.
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I won't --
I'm not putting it out.
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Yeah.
Thank you, Chase.
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♪♪
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It was 1982.
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I was attending CSO's
inaugural performance
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of "Die Fledermaus"...
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-Anton Luke.
-Yes, Adam.
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Anton Luke!
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[ Door creaks open/shut ]
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Walking in, I see this woman
sitting outside,
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crying on the marble walkway.
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And I said, "Young lady,
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there's no need
for all of the theatrics.
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You must leave that
to the players."
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[ Laughter ]
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You know, it's funny you should
mention theatrics
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because I have
an opera story.
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It was "Pirates of Penzance,"
mind you.
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And they weren't willing
to let me into the show
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because they had my last name
spelled with an "M."
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So they had Allen Mayle.
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[ Laughs ] Get it?
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Allen Mayle.
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Who's that?
I don't know who that is.
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I'd say that story
was Allen Stale.
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[ Laughter ]
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But seriously, my fellow
Heirs of Madagascar,
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my recently watching
the film "Just Wright."
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[ Murmuring ]
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For our next Youth Day,
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we should host
a basketball tournament.
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Yes.
I've even gone so far
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as to secure the star
of the film, Common.
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All: Ooh!
Yep.
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Incredible!
[ Laughs ]
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Allen: Really?
Basketball?
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Isn't that a little expected
for black folks?
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I mean, like, oh, look,
black people playing basketball!
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This is unprecedented!
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So what would you suggest?
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If this membership is ready
for the future, we can do golf.
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Actually, I've been eager
hit the links again.
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I'm glad we can see it my way.
You know what?
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I think great minds think a--
Look at our turtlenecks.
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You know, Bethune,
maybe basketball
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was the idea du jour at U of I,
but for us at Bowdoin College --
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I'm sorry, I actually
went to Yale.
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Incredible!
Huh? Incredible.
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It was all very well-documented
in my book,
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"I Was Black At Yale."
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Oh, I'm sorry, I guess
I never got a copy. [ Laughs ]
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[ Laughs ] Well,
you're probably the only one.
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It's was a New York Times
best-seller.
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You know, there's a copy
there on the desk.
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Yes, there is.
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Lemieux, would you please
hand me
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a copy of Adam's book
on my desk?
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Oh, no, you don't have to.
I got plenty of books.
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Thank you.I'm cool, Lemieux.
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Kitty, please pass
this down to Allen.
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I have many copies, Allen.
Keep it.
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So heavy.Keep it.
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Forward by
Michelle and Barack.
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Okay, my taste buds
are tired.
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We need a fresh tongue.
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Well, Travis hasn't left
for work yet,
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and that dude can taste
the expiration date
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on a Honey Bun, man.
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Travis!
He got a job?
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Travis: More like donated my
time seasonally to Zara.
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Sweet.
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Dull.
Rustic.
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Wait, no...
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very rustic.
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Wait...
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I'm in an open field.
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Sounds of a bubbling brook.
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I approach a tire swing.
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The grasshopper
on the tire swing
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makes eye contact
with 1,000 eyes.
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Am in his dream
or is he in mine?
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That's the one!Nice!We did it!
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Good job.Finally.
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Now all I have to do
is upload this to YouTube,
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and destroy
the Harold's empire.
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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Or...
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we can put some money
in our pocket.
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Everyone,
the rumors are true.
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I will not be seeking
re-election
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for Alderman next November.[ Crowd groans ]
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But watching the passion
of our members,
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I believe my successor
may very well be in this room.
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[ Crowd "Oohs" ]
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♪♪
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Recently, one of our
RTO Imagineers
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created an exciting
new product
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that would not only elevate
the store but drive traffic.
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As you all know,
IKEA has Swedish meatballs.
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Well, now RTO has...
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Mild Sauce Meatballs.
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Please take in the flavor,
the aroma.
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This mild sauce is just like
Harold's.
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They're gonna sue you.
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The Imagineer in question
made these from scratch.
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Sorry, I'm not allowed
to share the recipe.
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Yeah, you shared it
with RTO.
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No.
It's a partnership.
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We make them, RTO sells them,
and we get a cut.
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What?!
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I wanted to sell my cousin's
black Cabbage Patch dolls
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and you wouldn't let me.Those dolls were scary as fuck.
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Damn, now I can't get those
collard-green kids
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out of my head.
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Q: Step right on up,
miss lady.
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Come on ahead and get
these meatballs.
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First taste on me.
Second taste for a small fee.
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Simon: Oh, fuck.
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Eat them while they're hot.
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Get you a microwave
to go with them.
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K:
Hey, come on now.
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Never get high
on your own supply.
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Ten crack commandments.
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You're right.
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This is big for me.
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I finally have a seat at the
table we corporate innovators.
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I'm talking Jeff Bezos,
Michael Dell, Jerome Smuckers.
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Geniuses.
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Park it close, my man.You coming in here?
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Time's are changing
at Winding Wing.
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Heh.
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Brotha.
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So you are Allen Gayle.In the flesh.
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Yes, you are.
Indeed, indeed.
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Well, this is
very exciting for us.
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We don't do a ton
of urban events here.
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Now, Allen, did we discuss
a date on the phone?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's this weekend.
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I'm just here to sign
the paperwork.
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Oh, fantastic, fantastic.
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Paperwork...
Right here... [ Chuckles ]
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Ahh, shoot.What? What "shoot"?
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Uh...Well, here's thing.
I-I...I am so sorry.
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I forgot that we actually booked
the club this weekend.
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Wait, wait, wait.The weekend that your group
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wanted to take it over,
I mean, uh, rent it.
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Okay, I-I don't think
you understand.
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We are the
Heirs of Madagascar.
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It's an elite social club.
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And this is our big
charity weekend.
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Uh-- of course.
This is totes on me.
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And I will...
I will own this.
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I could be wrong,
but...
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it looks like the name of our
group is on your calendar.
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The name of our organization
is literally on "Saturday."
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No, that is --
that is the conflict, actually.
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It was -- it was...
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It was supposed to be
a "T" there.
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It's supposed to be
"THE IRS."
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We're actually getting audited,
uh, this weekend.
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It's a weekend
It's a weekend audit,
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so you can tell we're in
a lot of trouble here.
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Um... So. I just hate
that this is happening.
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I mean,
I hate it, really.
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It's -- it's a crime.
It's a hate crime.
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It's not a...
it's not a...
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No, it's not a hate crime.
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It's a scheduling crime
that I hate. [ Laughs ]
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Did you get the documents
I sent you?
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What? No.
I was in jail.
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Yeah, right.
Sorry.
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I'm all over the place.
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Look, we need to talk about this
alleged grand alleged theft
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alleged auto thing that I got,
but you seem distracted.
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Penny for your thoughts,
brother?
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My problems are nothing
compared to yours.
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But I shouldn't assume that.
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Listen, there's this Alderman,
all right?
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I want his endorsement.
I'm not an idiot.
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I know
it's a super long shot.
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Now, it would have helped
if I was able to secure
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a golf course
for the Heirs of Madagascar,
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but I ran up against
the glass ceiling of racism.
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That's a real thing.
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So now I have no golf course,
which means no golf tournament,
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and I will never get
the endorsement of the Alderman.
246
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Bethune wins again.
247
00:09:22,172 --> 00:09:25,282
I-I missed most of that,
but I did hear "golf course."
248
00:09:25,275 --> 00:09:27,405
Why don't you just use
the South Shore golf course?
249
00:09:27,413 --> 00:09:30,453
South Shore?
That place still open?Hell yeah.
250
00:09:30,448 --> 00:09:32,308
We just had my grandmother's
baby shower there.
251
00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:34,450
It was lit."Emotional journey"...
252
00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:35,718
RTO.
This is Q speaking.
253
00:09:35,724 --> 00:09:37,624
Hey, Quincy!
Quincy Jones!
254
00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,030
My man!
It's Allen Gayle.
255
00:09:39,034 --> 00:09:41,414
Hey, hey.
Simon's lawyer.
256
00:09:41,413 --> 00:09:43,173
To what do I owe
this great honor?
257
00:09:43,172 --> 00:09:44,722
Hey, listen.
258
00:09:44,724 --> 00:09:47,284
I need 50 metal chairs to South
Shore and I need 'em ASAP Ferg.
259
00:09:47,275 --> 00:09:48,855
Well, you're in luck,
Plain Jane.
260
00:09:48,862 --> 00:09:50,212
That's not
a problem at all.
261
00:09:50,206 --> 00:09:51,716
All right.
262
00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:53,594
Now if I can just get my caterer
squared away, I'll be all set.
263
00:09:53,586 --> 00:09:56,096
What kind of catering
are we talking about?
264
00:09:59,793 --> 00:10:01,483
All right, Pioneers, new deal.
265
00:10:01,482 --> 00:10:03,102
We need to make
enough meatballs to fill
266
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,003
a whole golf course
by tomorrow.
Huh?
267
00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,450
All right.
Hurry up and get back to work.
268
00:10:06,448 --> 00:10:07,788
I don't want to have to come
back down here
269
00:10:07,793 --> 00:10:09,593
and kick nobody's ass.
270
00:10:09,586 --> 00:10:18,716
♪♪
271
00:10:18,724 --> 00:10:20,414
Whoo!
272
00:10:21,724 --> 00:10:24,384
[ Trills tongue ]Ow!
273
00:10:24,379 --> 00:10:27,759
Ladies and gentlemen, the
African Methodist Church
Spirit Dancers!
274
00:10:27,758 --> 00:10:29,548
One more time.
275
00:10:29,551 --> 00:10:32,101
Thank you for coming out
to this very festive day.
276
00:10:32,103 --> 00:10:34,933
Our first guest really
needs no introduction,
277
00:10:34,931 --> 00:10:36,791
but I will give him one anyway.
278
00:10:36,793 --> 00:10:39,663
Ladies and gentlemen, the Mayor!
279
00:10:39,655 --> 00:10:41,065
The Mayor?The Mayor?
280
00:10:41,068 --> 00:10:43,898
Da May-or.Ay! Ay! Oh!
281
00:10:43,896 --> 00:10:45,716
Caught me rhyme
and dancin' well!
282
00:10:45,724 --> 00:10:47,554
Ha-how!
283
00:10:47,551 --> 00:10:49,341
Ow!
284
00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:51,934
Allen: Y'all know him
from Bud Billiken.
285
00:10:51,931 --> 00:10:54,661
Trust me, y'all know him.
He's a hip-hop clown.
286
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,335
Oh, this is a big one.
287
00:10:56,344 --> 00:10:58,764
Ladies and gentlemen, please
give it up for Kel Mitchell!
288
00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:00,308
Oh, shit.Kel Mitchell!
289
00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:01,790
Hey, thank you,
thank you very much.
290
00:11:01,793 --> 00:11:03,283
Thank y'all.
Thanks so much.
291
00:11:03,275 --> 00:11:05,205
You know, speaking
of philanthropy,
292
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:08,756
I want y'all to all come out
to my walk-jump-run event.
293
00:11:08,758 --> 00:11:11,408
Tomorrow
at the South Side YMCA.
294
00:11:11,413 --> 00:11:13,593
Yeah, it's gonna be
on the fifth floor.
295
00:11:13,586 --> 00:11:15,476
Room 206.
Okay?
296
00:11:15,482 --> 00:11:18,932
And please, please, please,
bring a government-issued ID.
297
00:11:18,931 --> 00:11:20,521
Thank you, Kel!
298
00:11:20,517 --> 00:11:23,377
Or -- or you can bring a utility
bill with an updated address.
299
00:11:23,379 --> 00:11:24,689
It's got to be current.
300
00:11:24,689 --> 00:11:25,929
Thank you, Kel.I said it's got to be current.
301
00:11:25,931 --> 00:11:27,721
Kel Mitchell, everybody!
302
00:11:27,724 --> 00:11:29,454
Yeah!
Walk-jump-run!
303
00:11:33,034 --> 00:11:36,244
[ Applause ]All right, all right.
304
00:11:36,241 --> 00:11:37,281
Ohh.
305
00:11:37,275 --> 00:11:39,135
We were having such a good time,
306
00:11:39,137 --> 00:11:41,857
but unfortunately I have to be
the bearer of bad news.
307
00:11:41,862 --> 00:11:45,382
Um, it looks like, uh,
Mr. Adam Bethune,
308
00:11:45,379 --> 00:11:47,279
seen standing here,
309
00:11:47,275 --> 00:11:50,895
wasn't able to secure us
the visit from the rapper
310
00:11:50,896 --> 00:11:53,376
Common, as he promised.
Is that correct?
311
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,759
But we've scored
someone even better.
312
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,168
You know her
from the movies.
313
00:11:57,172 --> 00:12:01,072
Give it up for my cousin,
LisaRaye McCoy!
314
00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,618
From "The Players Club"?
315
00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:04,310
Incredible.
316
00:12:07,137 --> 00:12:08,857
Hey, Turner, I see they got you
doing security, huh?
317
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,862
Hell yeah. But I did not
know that she was about
to be so flossy.
318
00:12:11,862 --> 00:12:13,482
I need to go change.
Watch LisaRaye for me.
319
00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:15,832
-What?
-Be right back. Toot-too!
320
00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:20,587
Today is the reason
why I love the HOM so much.
321
00:12:20,586 --> 00:12:24,716
Because of the hard work,
charity, and pride.
322
00:12:24,724 --> 00:12:26,624
Adam:
And the free drinks.
323
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:29,210
Actually, today we're gonna
do a light cash bar.
324
00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:31,656
So don't nobody better tip!The fuck?
325
00:12:31,655 --> 00:12:33,305
Also, due to a small
construction issue,
326
00:12:33,310 --> 00:12:34,860
you have to cross the street
to get to the 10th hole.
327
00:12:34,862 --> 00:12:36,662
Now let's play some golf!
328
00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:38,065
Let's go have some fun.
329
00:12:38,068 --> 00:12:40,618
And don't take it easy
on the old boss today.
330
00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:42,660
Shall we?
331
00:12:42,655 --> 00:12:45,515
Got it!
332
00:12:45,517 --> 00:12:47,207
Quincy,
where are my meatballs?
333
00:12:47,206 --> 00:12:49,136
Meatballs are traveling,
Mr. Gayle.
334
00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:50,407
Be there in just a jiff.
335
00:12:50,413 --> 00:12:51,973
This is not a time
for failure, okay?
336
00:12:51,965 --> 00:12:53,235
I trusted in you.
I believe you.
337
00:12:53,241 --> 00:12:54,621
Get here.
Please.
338
00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:58,240
Ahh!
We 'bout to die!
339
00:12:58,241 --> 00:12:59,831
You know what my old golf coach
used to say to me?
340
00:12:59,827 --> 00:13:01,137
What?
341
00:13:01,137 --> 00:13:02,337
He said "niggers
can't play golf."
342
00:13:02,344 --> 00:13:03,594
Used to motivate the shit
out of me.
343
00:13:03,586 --> 00:13:05,236
Are you trying to
get in my head?
344
00:13:05,241 --> 00:13:08,521
I'm trying to help you.
That's what he told me.
345
00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:10,787
God damn it!
346
00:13:10,793 --> 00:13:12,723
Fuck!
Racist game!
347
00:13:12,724 --> 00:13:15,624
Girl, I am so happy
I get to drive you around.
348
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:19,070
I've been a fan of yours since
your episode of "In the House."
349
00:13:19,068 --> 00:13:20,518
What's it like working
with LL Cool J?
350
00:13:20,517 --> 00:13:22,657
Oh, girl,
he ain't nothin'.What?!
351
00:13:22,655 --> 00:13:24,925
I'm just kidding.[ Both laugh ]You're stupid.
352
00:13:24,931 --> 00:13:28,861
I counted in between scenes how
many times he licked his lips.
353
00:13:28,862 --> 00:13:31,452
It was like...
one...
354
00:13:31,448 --> 00:13:33,028
two...
355
00:13:33,034 --> 00:13:35,624
three...
356
00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:37,170
42 times.
357
00:13:37,172 --> 00:13:38,902
So I'm at the Ebony
after party, right?
Right.
358
00:13:38,896 --> 00:13:40,686
Angela Rye is there.From CNN?
359
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,139
Allen: Quincy, just get here,
all right?
360
00:13:42,137 --> 00:13:44,967
Hey, dawg, this ain't workin'.
You see this?
361
00:13:44,965 --> 00:13:46,275
Where'd you get
spaghetti from?
362
00:13:46,275 --> 00:13:48,405
Wait, this is not y'all?
363
00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:52,073
We're almost there, guys.
Wake up.
364
00:13:52,068 --> 00:13:54,138
Come on. Let's go.
Let's go. Go, go, go!
365
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,027
Yeah!So what's it about?
366
00:13:56,034 --> 00:13:57,594
What?
"Square Up, Jesus"?
367
00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,446
Yeah.Yeah, it's about
fighting your demons.
368
00:13:59,448 --> 00:14:01,308
I play a character named
Thirsty Daddy Jakes.
369
00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:04,030
Uh-oh! Here we go!Yeah, man!
Make them demons weak!
370
00:14:04,034 --> 00:14:05,414
I said wake up!Aah!
371
00:14:05,413 --> 00:14:08,073
Hey!
372
00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:10,718
[ Tires screech ]Shit! What was that?
373
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:12,344
Oh, my God.
374
00:14:16,862 --> 00:14:20,072
Hey, st-- stop, stop.
Stop.
375
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,028
Meatball.
376
00:14:22,034 --> 00:14:23,904
Meatball.
377
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:28,966
[ Groans, grunts ]
378
00:14:28,965 --> 00:14:30,585
Mm. Go.
379
00:14:30,586 --> 00:14:32,096
Mmm. Mmm.
380
00:14:32,103 --> 00:14:33,973
That's incredible.
381
00:14:33,965 --> 00:14:35,445
What a horrible day.
Let's get out of here.
382
00:14:35,448 --> 00:14:37,378
Can we go home please?
A terrible day.
383
00:14:37,379 --> 00:14:40,759
Did I do my part?His veins almost spilled
all over the floor.
384
00:14:40,758 --> 00:14:43,408
Guys...Guys...
Guys! Listen.
385
00:14:43,413 --> 00:14:45,003
Look, I...
386
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,660
I know things look grim
right now, okay?
387
00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:49,305
But you know what
I'm thinking about?
388
00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:51,170
Yeah, we're calling off
the whole thing, guys.
389
00:14:51,172 --> 00:14:52,452
No winners today.All right, come on.
390
00:14:52,448 --> 00:14:53,898
No, no, no, no.Where's the park--
391
00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:55,376
Listen, Kel didn't
come here today
392
00:14:55,379 --> 00:14:58,139
to play some stupid
golf tournament.
393
00:14:58,137 --> 00:15:02,617
Kel came here today
because he wanted to walk, jump,
394
00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:06,170
and run these children
into their futures.
395
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:08,032
Now, I say we take
a short break,
396
00:15:08,034 --> 00:15:09,454
we get a drink
at the club house,
397
00:15:09,448 --> 00:15:12,098
and then we come back
and we finish this tournament
398
00:15:12,103 --> 00:15:13,793
the way it was intended.
399
00:15:13,793 --> 00:15:15,483
Incredible!
400
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,662
[ Applause ]
401
00:15:18,655 --> 00:15:20,335
Okay.
402
00:15:22,793 --> 00:15:24,763
That brother's good, he makes me
want to be a preacher.
403
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:28,028
Not that I'm happy per se that
we almost killed Kel Mitchell,
404
00:15:28,034 --> 00:15:29,724
but I was having
an awful game.
405
00:15:29,724 --> 00:15:31,524
At least people were
talking to you, okay?
406
00:15:31,517 --> 00:15:33,237
I tried to talk to Kel Mitchell
and he goes, like,
407
00:15:33,241 --> 00:15:34,481
oh I don't want to sign
any autographs right now,
408
00:15:34,482 --> 00:15:36,002
I'm like, bro,
I'm playing with you.
409
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,210
We've been together
for the last hour.
410
00:15:37,206 --> 00:15:38,446
And I'm not even
that big of fan.
411
00:15:38,448 --> 00:15:40,278
And then I tried to talk
to this clown.
412
00:15:40,275 --> 00:15:41,715
He's like, "Oh, I'm a mime."
I'm like, "You just spoke."
413
00:15:41,724 --> 00:15:43,344
He said, "Oh, starting now."
414
00:15:43,344 --> 00:15:44,554
And then he goes and does
a cartwheel out of the way.
415
00:15:44,551 --> 00:15:46,551
Actually, I know for a fact
he does talk.
416
00:15:46,551 --> 00:15:48,831
You know what? Maybe it's a good
thing that I'm tanking.
417
00:15:48,827 --> 00:15:50,237
You know what I'm sayin'?
418
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,831
Like, sometimes they're like,
hey, let the boss win.
419
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:54,857
Mm.
I-I still feel like
he's not pleased with me.
420
00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:57,552
Well, because he said he wants
everybody to play their best.
421
00:15:57,551 --> 00:15:59,141
He thinks you're tanking
on purpose.
422
00:15:59,137 --> 00:16:01,857
You know what?
Fuck that old man.
423
00:16:01,862 --> 00:16:03,212
He's almost dead anyway.
424
00:16:03,206 --> 00:16:05,826
He should be begging me
to be an Alderman.
425
00:16:05,827 --> 00:16:07,407
I care about the South Side.
426
00:16:07,413 --> 00:16:11,413
I defend the South Side,
in public, in court...
427
00:16:11,413 --> 00:16:13,283
as well as privately
in conversation.
428
00:16:13,275 --> 00:16:15,615
Not me.
I am a champion
of the common man.
429
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:20,280
Your strawberry mojito.Ooh, I said raspberry.
430
00:16:20,275 --> 00:16:22,095
Mm!
Mnh-mnh!
431
00:16:22,103 --> 00:16:25,003
Got all of that one!
432
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,240
I'm coming for you,
Mathers.
433
00:16:26,241 --> 00:16:28,761
Yeah, not too bad, Gayle.
434
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,237
Goodnight: Shit.
435
00:16:35,241 --> 00:16:38,861
Over the bunker
and through the woods, man.
436
00:16:38,862 --> 00:16:42,142
Adam: One stroke behind. You got
a chance to win this thing.
437
00:16:42,137 --> 00:16:43,757
I don't need a chance,
all right?
438
00:16:43,758 --> 00:16:46,068
Chance needs me.Wait...
439
00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:47,518
you know Chance?Chancellor?
440
00:16:47,517 --> 00:16:49,277
Yeah, I know Chance.Yeah, can you uh...
441
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:50,995
Can you show him
my SoundCloud?
442
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,280
♪♪
443
00:16:54,275 --> 00:16:55,545
I know everybody's tired,
444
00:16:55,551 --> 00:16:57,311
but we got to get
this mess cleaned up.
445
00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:58,900
[ Stairs creak ][ Light clicks ]
446
00:16:58,896 --> 00:17:00,926
[ Mouse squeaks ][ Screams ]
447
00:17:00,931 --> 00:17:04,761
-Ohh! Ohh!
-No!
448
00:17:05,655 --> 00:17:07,275
[ Light clicks ]
449
00:17:07,275 --> 00:17:11,585
[ Stairs creak ][ Squeaking continues ]
450
00:17:11,586 --> 00:17:14,996
Goodnight:
One putt. You hit this and
you win it all, all right?
451
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,380
I'm not gonna lie, Sandy.
452
00:17:16,379 --> 00:17:18,999
I was Da May-or earlier.Oh, he's talking now?
453
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,520
Yeah, he thinks
I should tank it.
454
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,167
And then he grabbed my butt.No, no, man.
455
00:17:22,172 --> 00:17:24,762
Fuck these bougie losers, man.
Get this win.
456
00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:28,208
Fuck that lying-ass clown.
457
00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:30,616
Q: I'm so, so sorry
things got out of hand.
458
00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:32,380
At first,
the meatballs were good.
459
00:17:32,379 --> 00:17:35,759
You think you're the first
RTO manager to try to sell food?
460
00:17:35,758 --> 00:17:40,518
No. Two years ago, northern
suburbs, sub sandwiches.
461
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:44,167
2007, chicken fingers
in Missouri.
462
00:17:44,172 --> 00:17:45,792
I thought about
chicken fingers.
463
00:17:45,793 --> 00:17:48,593
If you knew the extent of the
rodent problem in America,
464
00:17:48,586 --> 00:17:51,276
it would blow
your fucking mind.
465
00:17:53,689 --> 00:17:55,859
Pst-pst.
466
00:17:55,862 --> 00:17:57,242
Dude,
I'm trying to putt.
467
00:17:57,241 --> 00:17:58,971
First of all,
you need to calm
468
00:17:58,965 --> 00:18:01,445
your motherfuckin' nerves,
nigga.
469
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:04,308
Yeah, you didn't know
I talk like this, do you?
470
00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:06,660
Don't let those Vineyard Vines
ties fool you.
471
00:18:06,655 --> 00:18:07,755
I'm from Harvey.
472
00:18:07,758 --> 00:18:09,518
South side
of the south side.
473
00:18:09,517 --> 00:18:12,027
I was not aware of that.
Are you okay?
474
00:18:12,034 --> 00:18:13,384
Don't worry about me.
475
00:18:13,379 --> 00:18:16,479
See, what you got to worry
about is Mathers.
476
00:18:16,482 --> 00:18:18,762
His old ass is
having a good day.
477
00:18:18,758 --> 00:18:21,548
But you got to wonder,
is he having a good day
478
00:18:21,551 --> 00:18:23,281
because he might
win this shit?
479
00:18:23,275 --> 00:18:25,785
I mean, really think about it,
right?
480
00:18:25,793 --> 00:18:27,693
Should you hit this putt?
481
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,309
Or should you miss it
by just a little bit?
482
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,690
Which one is gonna make you
Alderman material?
483
00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:35,449
I mean, come on.
484
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:38,448
You never have to put hands
on both shoulders.
485
00:18:38,448 --> 00:18:41,378
Look, Mathers knows me,
all right?
486
00:18:41,379 --> 00:18:43,689
Kehinde Wiley painted me
in a prairie.
487
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:46,589
I'm the answer to
a New York Times
crossword puzzle.
488
00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:49,306
"Who's That Nigga?"
Adam Bethune.
489
00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:52,170
But you?
You're just a puzzle.
490
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,722
First of all,
just back up, okay?
491
00:18:54,724 --> 00:18:57,284
You may be from Harvey,
but I'm from Inglewood.
492
00:18:57,275 --> 00:19:00,135
I'm from Inglewood.
Put some respect on it.
493
00:19:00,137 --> 00:19:02,237
I ain't afraid of nothin'.
494
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:03,661
I got this, brother.
495
00:19:03,655 --> 00:19:05,785
So am I cool
with RTO corporate?
496
00:19:05,793 --> 00:19:08,453
They're not mad?You'll be cool.
497
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:09,688
I'm gonna get you
cleaned up in here
498
00:19:09,689 --> 00:19:11,409
and get you
back on your feet.
499
00:19:11,413 --> 00:19:13,313
This is
a good lesson for you.
500
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:19,000
The rats are here to remind us
what we can and cannot do.
501
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,720
If you listen carefully, you can
still hear them talking to us.
502
00:19:22,724 --> 00:19:23,974
Can you hear it?
503
00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:25,655
Can you hear
what they're saying?
504
00:19:25,655 --> 00:19:27,655
[ Whispers ] No.Come on, listen.
505
00:19:28,862 --> 00:19:31,102
"Stay in your lane."
506
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:37,833
♪♪
507
00:19:37,827 --> 00:19:39,587
-Yeah!
-Whoo!
508
00:19:39,586 --> 00:19:42,136
[ Echoing ] Fuck you.[ Laughing echoes ]
509
00:19:45,137 --> 00:19:46,897
[ Whoosh ]
510
00:19:46,896 --> 00:19:48,166
[ Chord strikes ]
511
00:19:48,172 --> 00:19:51,172
I know you missed it
on purpose. You're done.
512
00:19:51,172 --> 00:19:53,282
Alderman.Alderman.
513
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:56,895
It's like a bad dream, bro.
Wake up.
514
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,856
Wake up.
515
00:19:59,689 --> 00:20:07,859
♪♪
516
00:20:07,862 --> 00:20:10,032
[ Exhales sharply ]
517
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:18,144
♪♪
518
00:20:18,137 --> 00:20:20,137
Wait! Wait!
Wait, wait, wait.
519
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:21,407
Wait, wait, wait.
520
00:20:21,413 --> 00:20:23,973
Guys, guys,
what are we doing?
521
00:20:23,965 --> 00:20:25,305
Kel is in the hospital.
522
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:27,380
We can't finish this
without Kel, right?
523
00:20:27,758 --> 00:20:29,898
[ Laughs ]
524
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,586
Right?
525
00:20:34,137 --> 00:20:37,307
Alderman?
526
00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:40,210
Just explain it.
I'm -- What was the goal?
527
00:20:40,379 --> 00:20:43,899
[ Spray nozzle hisses ]
528
00:20:47,689 --> 00:20:56,619
♪♪
529
00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:58,520
This isn't the last
they've heard of Allen Gayle.
530
00:20:58,517 --> 00:21:01,377
♪ I had a plan,
I had a good plan ♪
531
00:21:01,379 --> 00:21:04,209
♪ I wrote it down,
down in my journal ♪
532
00:21:04,206 --> 00:21:06,336
♪ Knew it would happen,
I knew it would... ♪
533
00:21:06,344 --> 00:21:08,934
I really
got to pay my power bill.
534
00:21:08,931 --> 00:21:12,001
♪ I-I-I was born
on the South Side ♪♪ South Side ♪
535
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,860
♪ I was raised
on the South Side ♪♪ South Side ♪
536
00:21:13,862 --> 00:21:15,792
♪ Good days on the South Side ♪♪ South Side ♪
537
00:21:15,793 --> 00:21:17,763
♪ Got paid on the South Side ♪♪ South Side ♪
538
00:21:17,758 --> 00:21:19,758
♪ Went to church
on the South Side ♪♪ South Side ♪
539
00:21:19,758 --> 00:21:21,788
♪ Went to work
on the South Side ♪♪ South Side ♪
540
00:21:21,793 --> 00:21:23,553
♪ Whole family
from the South Side ♪♪ South Side ♪
541
00:21:23,551 --> 00:21:25,761
♪ Couldn't wait to go outside
on the South Side ♪
542
00:21:25,758 --> 00:21:27,828
♪ South Side! ♪♪ South Side ♪
543
00:21:27,827 --> 00:21:29,657
♪ South Side! ♪♪ South Side ♪
544
00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:31,205
♪ South Side! ♪♪ South Side ♪
545
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:32,786
♪ South Side! ♪
546
00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:34,793
♪ I was born on the South Side ♪♪ South Side ♪
547
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,903
♪ I was raised
on the South Side ♪♪ South Side ♪
548
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:39,686
♪♪
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