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When we were kids, 5 00:00:09,213 --> 00:00:11,179 they made it seem like it was around the corner. 6 00:00:11,213 --> 00:00:13,513 I think Ed Begley Jr. has one. 7 00:00:13,546 --> 00:00:15,346 No, that's-- That's just electric. 8 00:00:15,379 --> 00:00:16,646 What about Harrison Ford? 9 00:00:16,679 --> 00:00:18,013 He had one in, uh, Blade Runner. 10 00:00:18,046 --> 00:00:19,779 That was a cool one. 11 00:00:19,813 --> 00:00:21,213 What's the competition? 12 00:00:21,246 --> 00:00:22,546 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? 13 00:00:22,579 --> 00:00:24,446 What do you think the big holdup is? 14 00:00:24,479 --> 00:00:26,346 The government is very touchy 15 00:00:26,379 --> 00:00:27,679 about us being in the air. 16 00:00:27,713 --> 00:00:29,779 Let us run around on the ground as much as we want. 17 00:00:29,813 --> 00:00:30,000 Anything in the air is a big production. 18 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,646 Anything in the air is a big production. 19 00:00:31,679 --> 00:00:32,779 Yeah. Right. 20 00:00:32,813 --> 00:00:34,313 And what about the floating cities? 21 00:00:34,346 --> 00:00:35,979 And the underwater bubble cities? 22 00:00:36,013 --> 00:00:37,679 It's like we're living in the '50s here. 23 00:00:40,449 --> 00:00:41,915 [♪] 24 00:00:41,949 --> 00:00:43,215 It's good suspension. 25 00:00:43,249 --> 00:00:44,649 Would you stop it? 26 00:00:44,682 --> 00:00:46,915 You'll have plenty of time to destroy it after I get it. 27 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:49,815 Hey, George. I'm buying this car. 28 00:00:49,849 --> 00:00:50,815 Shh! 29 00:00:50,849 --> 00:00:52,549 What is wrong with you? 30 00:00:52,582 --> 00:00:54,349 You never tell 'em you like the car. 31 00:00:54,382 --> 00:00:55,649 You're not sure what you want. 32 00:00:55,682 --> 00:00:57,482 You don't even know why you're here. 33 00:00:58,582 --> 00:00:59,649 That vein again. 34 00:00:59,682 --> 00:01:01,349 I'm starving. 35 00:01:01,382 --> 00:01:02,949 We should have had lunch first. 36 00:01:02,982 --> 00:01:04,115 It'll be 20 minutes. 37 00:01:04,149 --> 00:01:06,149 I told you, Puddy's getting me an insider deal. 38 00:01:06,182 --> 00:01:08,449 Since when is Elaine's boyfriend selling cars? 39 00:01:08,482 --> 00:01:08,872 I thought he was a mechanic. 40 00:01:08,872 --> 00:01:09,682 I thought he was a mechanic. 41 00:01:09,715 --> 00:01:10,949 I guess he graduated. 42 00:01:10,982 --> 00:01:11,949 That's an easy move: 43 00:01:11,982 --> 00:01:13,549 go from screwing you behind your back 44 00:01:13,582 --> 00:01:15,149 to screwing you right to your face. 45 00:01:15,182 --> 00:01:16,682 [HONKS] 46 00:01:16,715 --> 00:01:18,115 Thank you. 47 00:01:18,149 --> 00:01:19,882 Puddy's just gonna give you the car, huh? 48 00:01:19,915 --> 00:01:22,182 You'll see. They stick you with the undercoating, 49 00:01:22,215 --> 00:01:23,782 rustproofing, dealer prep. 50 00:01:23,815 --> 00:01:25,782 Suddenly you're on your back, like a turtle. 51 00:01:25,815 --> 00:01:26,949 All right, calm down. 52 00:01:26,982 --> 00:01:28,515 My father had a car salesman buddy. 53 00:01:28,549 --> 00:01:29,949 He was gonna fix him up real nice. 54 00:01:29,982 --> 00:01:31,715 Next thing I know, I'm getting dropped off 55 00:01:31,749 --> 00:01:33,649 in a Le Car with a fabric sunroof. 56 00:01:33,682 --> 00:01:34,849 All the kids are shouting: 57 00:01:34,882 --> 00:01:38,115 "Hey, Le George! Bonjour, Le George! 58 00:01:38,149 --> 00:01:38,872 Let's stuff Le George in Le Locker!" 59 00:01:38,872 --> 00:01:40,249 Let's stuff Le George in Le Locker!" 60 00:01:42,015 --> 00:01:44,149 Jerry, I don't think this thing is hooked up right. 61 00:01:44,182 --> 00:01:45,415 All right, we're going in. 62 00:01:46,982 --> 00:01:47,949 [KRAMER THUMPING] 63 00:01:47,982 --> 00:01:49,315 You've got a good eye there. 64 00:01:49,349 --> 00:01:51,982 I see you've noticed the unibody construction. 65 00:01:52,015 --> 00:01:52,982 I'm Rick. 66 00:01:53,015 --> 00:01:54,482 Are you looking to buy or to lease? 67 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:56,715 Uh, borrow. From my friend. 68 00:01:56,749 --> 00:01:58,115 Yeah, he'll be buying. 69 00:01:58,149 --> 00:01:59,615 Maybe I should talk to him. 70 00:01:59,649 --> 00:02:01,049 Oh, I don't think so. 71 00:02:01,082 --> 00:02:02,715 No, he's an entertainer. 72 00:02:02,749 --> 00:02:05,015 You know, all over the place? Brrp. 73 00:02:05,049 --> 00:02:06,049 That's where I come in. 74 00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:07,515 I see. So you're his mana--? 75 00:02:07,549 --> 00:02:08,872 Uh, neighbor. That's right. Yeah. 76 00:02:08,872 --> 00:02:09,015 Uh, neighbor. That's right. Yeah. 77 00:02:09,049 --> 00:02:10,482 [CLAPS HANDS] Well... 78 00:02:10,515 --> 00:02:13,115 Why don't we take this boiler out for a shakedown, huh? 79 00:02:13,149 --> 00:02:15,815 [♪] 80 00:02:17,849 --> 00:02:19,482 Look at these salesmen. 81 00:02:20,915 --> 00:02:22,215 The only thing these guys fear 82 00:02:22,249 --> 00:02:23,382 is the walkout. 83 00:02:23,415 --> 00:02:24,815 No matter what they say, you say: 84 00:02:24,849 --> 00:02:27,315 "I'll walk out of here right now." 85 00:02:27,349 --> 00:02:28,615 Can I help? Hold it. 86 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,315 One more step, and we're walking! 87 00:02:32,849 --> 00:02:34,049 George. Sorry. 88 00:02:34,082 --> 00:02:35,649 We're just waiting for David Puddy. 89 00:02:35,682 --> 00:02:38,049 He is. You don't know what I'm doing. 90 00:02:39,315 --> 00:02:40,849 Hey. Hey. 91 00:02:40,882 --> 00:02:41,949 Sorry I'm late. 92 00:02:41,982 --> 00:02:43,682 My new salesman boyfriend took me out 93 00:02:43,715 --> 00:02:44,982 to celebrate his promotion. 94 00:02:45,015 --> 00:02:46,115 Oh. Where'd you go? 95 00:02:46,149 --> 00:02:47,682 Uh...to a restaurant-- 96 00:02:47,715 --> 00:02:49,049 Arby's. 97 00:02:51,515 --> 00:02:54,015 I had the roast beef. 98 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:55,615 So, Puddy, I decided I'm gonna go with 99 00:02:55,649 --> 00:02:56,815 another 900 convertible. 100 00:02:56,849 --> 00:02:57,982 All right. Classic. 101 00:02:58,015 --> 00:02:59,182 High-five. 102 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:03,049 David, can you tell me 103 00:03:03,082 --> 00:03:04,282 where the Xerox machine is? 104 00:03:04,315 --> 00:03:05,282 Oh, sure, babe. 105 00:03:05,315 --> 00:03:07,049 Salesmen-only copy room right there. 106 00:03:07,082 --> 00:03:08,649 Oh. 107 00:03:08,682 --> 00:03:08,872 Hey, come on, guys. I'll show you the 900. 108 00:03:08,872 --> 00:03:10,849 Hey, come on, guys. I'll show you the 900. 109 00:03:10,882 --> 00:03:13,215 [BELLIGERENTLY] Yeah, you show us the 900. 110 00:03:13,249 --> 00:03:16,382 [♪] 111 00:03:16,415 --> 00:03:18,149 And look at these features, Mr. Kramer. 112 00:03:18,182 --> 00:03:20,315 Antilock brakes, automatic climate control-- 113 00:03:20,349 --> 00:03:21,982 Uh, make a right at this corner, please 114 00:03:22,015 --> 00:03:24,015 --an adjustable steering wheel and-- 115 00:03:24,049 --> 00:03:25,982 Oh, Mr. Kramer, you missed the turn. 116 00:03:26,015 --> 00:03:27,482 No. No. No, I didn't. 117 00:03:27,515 --> 00:03:29,149 That's okay. We'll make this next right 118 00:03:29,182 --> 00:03:30,782 and swing around to get back. 119 00:03:30,815 --> 00:03:32,215 Well, it's a test drive, right? 120 00:03:32,249 --> 00:03:34,315 I never drive around here. 121 00:03:34,349 --> 00:03:35,682 If I'm gonna recommend this car, 122 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:38,449 I need to see that it'll handle my daily routine. 123 00:03:38,482 --> 00:03:38,872 So where are we going? 124 00:03:38,872 --> 00:03:39,615 So where are we going? 125 00:03:39,649 --> 00:03:40,615 Just a little place 126 00:03:40,649 --> 00:03:42,649 I like to call "You'll See." 127 00:03:42,682 --> 00:03:43,815 [POPS LIPS] 128 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:46,115 [♪] 129 00:03:46,149 --> 00:03:47,315 I'm starving. 130 00:03:47,349 --> 00:03:48,649 Got any of those free doughnuts 131 00:03:48,682 --> 00:03:50,782 you use to soften people up? 132 00:03:50,815 --> 00:03:52,615 By the Service Department. 133 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:55,015 All right, remember. No rustproofing. 134 00:03:55,049 --> 00:03:57,149 Commit to nothing. 135 00:03:57,182 --> 00:03:59,215 If you have to speak, mumble. 136 00:04:00,582 --> 00:04:02,315 Au revoir, Le George. 137 00:04:02,349 --> 00:04:04,549 Don't think it can't happen! 138 00:04:04,582 --> 00:04:05,949 So, Puddy, this is 139 00:04:05,982 --> 00:04:07,282 a pretty good move for you, huh? 140 00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:08,615 No more grease monkey. 141 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:08,872 I don't care for that term. 142 00:04:08,872 --> 00:04:10,315 I don't care for that term. 143 00:04:11,815 --> 00:04:13,715 Oh. Sorry. I didn't know. 144 00:04:13,749 --> 00:04:14,949 I don't know too many monkeys 145 00:04:14,982 --> 00:04:16,949 who could take apart a fuel injector. 146 00:04:16,982 --> 00:04:19,382 I saw one once that could do sign language. 147 00:04:19,415 --> 00:04:21,615 Yeah, I saw that one. Uh... 148 00:04:21,649 --> 00:04:23,182 Koko. 149 00:04:23,215 --> 00:04:24,349 Yeah, Koko. 150 00:04:25,582 --> 00:04:27,382 Right, Koko. 151 00:04:27,415 --> 00:04:28,915 That chimp's all right. High-five. 152 00:04:31,549 --> 00:04:33,315 Hey, hey, hey! What's going on here? 153 00:04:33,349 --> 00:04:34,982 You didn't agree to anything, did you? 154 00:04:35,015 --> 00:04:38,215 No. We both just saw the same monkey. 155 00:04:38,249 --> 00:04:38,872 Well, I got screwed on the doughnuts. 156 00:04:38,872 --> 00:04:40,982 Well, I got screwed on the doughnuts. 157 00:04:41,015 --> 00:04:42,282 There were none left. Heh. 158 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:43,715 Well, there's a vending machine. 159 00:04:43,749 --> 00:04:44,849 I can show you where it is. 160 00:04:44,882 --> 00:04:45,882 Hey, gimme a dollar. 161 00:04:46,915 --> 00:04:47,882 Where's your money? 162 00:04:47,915 --> 00:04:49,249 I'm here helping you. 163 00:04:50,482 --> 00:04:52,049 Hey. Where's Puddy? 164 00:04:52,082 --> 00:04:54,015 The copy machine is broken. [SNICKERS] 165 00:04:54,049 --> 00:04:56,482 That's what they want you to think. 166 00:04:56,515 --> 00:04:58,549 Have you noticed your boyfriend has developed 167 00:04:58,582 --> 00:05:00,149 an annoying little habit? 168 00:05:00,182 --> 00:05:01,515 The squinting? 169 00:05:01,549 --> 00:05:02,549 No. 170 00:05:02,582 --> 00:05:04,215 The staring? 171 00:05:04,249 --> 00:05:05,882 No. 172 00:05:05,915 --> 00:05:08,215 He keeps asking me to give him a high-five. 173 00:05:08,249 --> 00:05:08,872 I thought all guys do that. 174 00:05:08,872 --> 00:05:09,982 I thought all guys do that. 175 00:05:10,015 --> 00:05:12,349 Slapping hands is the lowest form 176 00:05:12,382 --> 00:05:13,949 of male primate ritual. 177 00:05:13,982 --> 00:05:15,315 Even some of them have moved on. 178 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:17,182 They're doing sign language now. 179 00:05:17,215 --> 00:05:18,515 It's that bad? 180 00:05:18,549 --> 00:05:20,215 What do you think the Nazis were doing? 181 00:05:20,249 --> 00:05:21,715 That was the heil-five. Tsk. 182 00:05:24,415 --> 00:05:25,715 Isn't that from your act, 183 00:05:25,749 --> 00:05:26,849 like, 10 years ago? 184 00:05:27,915 --> 00:05:29,115 It was a good bit in the 80s, 185 00:05:29,149 --> 00:05:30,815 and it's still relatable today. 186 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:34,015 Good news. We got a 900 in black. 187 00:05:34,049 --> 00:05:36,015 That's the hot color. High-five. 188 00:05:37,849 --> 00:05:38,872 Um, David, you know what? 189 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:39,215 Um, David, you know what? 190 00:05:39,249 --> 00:05:40,215 Can you come help me 191 00:05:40,249 --> 00:05:42,182 fix the copy machine? Come. 192 00:05:42,215 --> 00:05:43,315 You owe me five. 193 00:05:43,349 --> 00:05:45,149 [♪] 194 00:05:45,182 --> 00:05:46,382 GEORGE: Twix. 195 00:05:46,415 --> 00:05:48,115 [MAKES ASCENDING HIGH-PITCHED NOISE] 196 00:05:48,149 --> 00:05:49,415 B5. 197 00:06:05,182 --> 00:06:06,982 Ah, come on! 198 00:06:15,149 --> 00:06:16,115 [SIGHS] 199 00:06:16,149 --> 00:06:18,149 Uh... excuse me. 200 00:06:18,182 --> 00:06:19,649 Do you have, uh, change of a dollar? 201 00:06:20,382 --> 00:06:21,415 No. 202 00:06:23,882 --> 00:06:24,882 Could I, uh-- 203 00:06:24,915 --> 00:06:26,349 Could I trade you for another one? 204 00:06:26,382 --> 00:06:27,982 Don't have one. 205 00:06:28,015 --> 00:06:29,815 Uh, excuse me. 206 00:06:29,849 --> 00:06:31,982 When your, uh-- When your wallet was open, 207 00:06:32,015 --> 00:06:33,615 I-- I glanced inside, 208 00:06:33,649 --> 00:06:34,615 and I... 209 00:06:34,649 --> 00:06:36,115 couldn't help but notice 210 00:06:36,149 --> 00:06:38,872 that you have several crisp dollar bills. 211 00:06:38,872 --> 00:06:38,982 that you have several crisp dollar bills. 212 00:06:39,015 --> 00:06:40,382 You're incorrect. 213 00:06:41,549 --> 00:06:43,449 Perhaps you could look again, please? 214 00:06:43,482 --> 00:06:44,982 I'm very hungry. 215 00:06:45,015 --> 00:06:47,249 We had doughnuts earlier. 216 00:06:51,249 --> 00:06:54,649 I guess everyone here enjoys giving the old scroogie, huh? 217 00:06:55,815 --> 00:06:58,449 You're all doing a hell of a job! 218 00:06:58,482 --> 00:06:59,449 [CHUCKLES ANGRILY] 219 00:06:59,482 --> 00:07:01,349 What I would do with you. 220 00:07:01,382 --> 00:07:02,815 [♪] 221 00:07:02,849 --> 00:07:04,715 Mr. Kramer, we're really not allowed 222 00:07:04,749 --> 00:07:06,315 to use the cars to run errands. 223 00:07:06,349 --> 00:07:07,349 Now, look, Rick. 224 00:07:07,382 --> 00:07:08,872 I'm very close to giving this car, 225 00:07:08,872 --> 00:07:08,982 I'm very close to giving this car, 226 00:07:09,015 --> 00:07:10,882 that my celebrity friend is considering, 227 00:07:10,915 --> 00:07:12,349 my full endorsement. 228 00:07:12,382 --> 00:07:14,115 Ooh. Let's see if I can get a smile 229 00:07:14,149 --> 00:07:15,249 from these femininas. 230 00:07:16,382 --> 00:07:18,215 Hey, ladies! 231 00:07:18,249 --> 00:07:20,049 It's a Saab 900! 232 00:07:20,082 --> 00:07:21,782 What do you think? 233 00:07:21,815 --> 00:07:25,215 Can I interest you in a little supplemental restraint? 234 00:07:25,249 --> 00:07:26,749 [LAUGHS] 235 00:07:28,049 --> 00:07:29,382 Jeez. 236 00:07:29,415 --> 00:07:31,482 [♪] 237 00:07:33,515 --> 00:07:35,915 I think the candy comes out over there. 238 00:07:37,149 --> 00:07:38,872 People drop change down here, Jerry. 239 00:07:38,872 --> 00:07:39,782 People drop change down here, Jerry. 240 00:07:39,815 --> 00:07:41,682 And they're too lazy to pick it up. 241 00:07:41,715 --> 00:07:43,849 Either that, or they've got a weird little hang-up 242 00:07:43,882 --> 00:07:45,749 about lying facedown in filth. 243 00:07:48,049 --> 00:07:49,815 Why don't you just go to the cashier? 244 00:07:49,849 --> 00:07:51,649 The cashier is at lunch, 245 00:07:51,682 --> 00:07:53,449 which is where I'd like to be. 246 00:07:53,482 --> 00:07:54,482 How much was under there? 247 00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:55,815 I think something bit me. 248 00:07:57,215 --> 00:07:58,715 I just need another nickel. 249 00:07:58,749 --> 00:08:00,549 Puddy thinks I should go for the CD player. 250 00:08:00,582 --> 00:08:01,649 What do you think? 251 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:02,849 [CHUCKLES] 252 00:08:02,882 --> 00:08:04,015 He's got a live one. 253 00:08:04,049 --> 00:08:06,715 He's just reeling his big fish in. 254 00:08:06,749 --> 00:08:08,349 Hey, can I have my dollar back? 255 00:08:08,382 --> 00:08:08,872 It's wrinkled. 256 00:08:08,872 --> 00:08:10,015 It's wrinkled. 257 00:08:10,049 --> 00:08:11,315 It's worthless. 258 00:08:20,482 --> 00:08:21,882 [CACKLES TRIUMPHANTLY] 259 00:08:28,849 --> 00:08:30,515 Come on. 260 00:08:30,549 --> 00:08:31,882 Jump! 261 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:36,315 They just put out some more doughnuts. 262 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,315 They did? 263 00:08:37,349 --> 00:08:38,649 Last one. 264 00:08:38,682 --> 00:08:38,872 [♪] 265 00:08:38,872 --> 00:08:42,315 [♪] 266 00:08:42,349 --> 00:08:44,815 KRAMER: Okay, just one more errand, and we can head back. 267 00:08:44,849 --> 00:08:47,282 Actually, it looks like we're gonna need some gas. 268 00:08:47,315 --> 00:08:49,049 Oh? Well, how much gas you think 269 00:08:49,082 --> 00:08:50,482 is in there right now? 270 00:08:50,515 --> 00:08:51,982 Well, it's on E. 271 00:08:52,015 --> 00:08:55,382 You know, Rick, oftentimes Jerry, he lends me his car, 272 00:08:55,415 --> 00:08:57,049 and I find myself in a situation 273 00:08:57,082 --> 00:08:59,549 where the car is almost out of gas. 274 00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:01,849 But...for a variety of reasons, 275 00:09:01,882 --> 00:09:03,482 I don't want to be the one responsible 276 00:09:03,515 --> 00:09:06,115 for purchasing costly gasoline. Mm. 277 00:09:06,149 --> 00:09:08,282 So you wanna know how far you can drive 278 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:08,872 your friend's car for free. 279 00:09:08,872 --> 00:09:09,749 your friend's car for free. 280 00:09:12,082 --> 00:09:14,382 Well, I make it up to him in other ways. 281 00:09:14,415 --> 00:09:16,382 [♪] 282 00:09:16,415 --> 00:09:18,682 As you will see, the candy bar is paid for, 283 00:09:18,715 --> 00:09:19,949 and yet remains dangling 284 00:09:19,982 --> 00:09:20,915 in the machine. 285 00:09:22,915 --> 00:09:24,382 Hey, it's gone. 286 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:27,415 Where is my Twix? 287 00:09:28,849 --> 00:09:30,815 What? That guy's eating it! 288 00:09:30,849 --> 00:09:32,482 Well, how do you know that one's yours? 289 00:09:32,515 --> 00:09:33,649 Yeah, I-- It was dangling. 290 00:09:33,682 --> 00:09:34,815 There were only two left. 291 00:09:34,849 --> 00:09:36,949 He must have bought one and gotten both. 292 00:09:36,982 --> 00:09:38,515 Sir, are you gonna buy a car? 293 00:09:38,549 --> 00:09:38,872 No! 294 00:09:38,872 --> 00:09:40,349 No! 295 00:09:40,382 --> 00:09:41,649 Hey. Hey. 296 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:44,149 I see you! That is my Twix! 297 00:09:45,182 --> 00:09:47,682 Oh-ho-ho! 298 00:09:47,715 --> 00:09:49,982 Ho-ho! 299 00:09:50,015 --> 00:09:51,849 Paper jam. 300 00:09:51,882 --> 00:09:53,382 Got it. Yay. 301 00:09:53,415 --> 00:09:54,415 High-five. 302 00:09:57,482 --> 00:09:58,815 On the flip side. 303 00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:01,649 Eh, uh-- David, um, I-- 304 00:10:01,682 --> 00:10:02,982 Don't leave me hanging. 305 00:10:03,015 --> 00:10:04,715 You're a salesman now. 306 00:10:04,749 --> 00:10:06,715 And the high-five is... 307 00:10:06,749 --> 00:10:08,549 It's very grease monkey. 308 00:10:08,582 --> 00:10:08,872 What did I say about that? 309 00:10:08,872 --> 00:10:09,782 What did I say about that? 310 00:10:09,815 --> 00:10:10,849 I-- I'm sorry, 311 00:10:10,882 --> 00:10:13,549 but the high-five is just so stupid. 312 00:10:13,582 --> 00:10:15,582 Oh, yeah? I'll tell you what's stupid. 313 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:17,915 You, stupid. 314 00:10:20,082 --> 00:10:22,682 Oh, that is really mature. 315 00:10:22,715 --> 00:10:24,415 Yeah? So are you. 316 00:10:25,849 --> 00:10:27,549 You're the grease monkey. 317 00:10:27,582 --> 00:10:28,815 Uh-- That-- 318 00:10:28,849 --> 00:10:31,482 That doesn't make any sense. 319 00:10:31,515 --> 00:10:32,482 [GROANS] 320 00:10:32,515 --> 00:10:33,649 I am leaving. 321 00:10:33,682 --> 00:10:34,982 If you leave, we're through. 322 00:10:35,015 --> 00:10:36,215 Fine. We're through. 323 00:10:36,249 --> 00:10:38,049 Oh, so you're leaving. That's right. 324 00:10:38,082 --> 00:10:38,872 High-five. On the flip side. 325 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,082 High-five. On the flip side. 326 00:10:42,915 --> 00:10:44,982 Taking me to Arby's. 327 00:10:45,015 --> 00:10:46,182 Hey. Wh-- Where are you-- 328 00:10:46,215 --> 00:10:48,015 Let's finish this up. 329 00:10:48,049 --> 00:10:49,482 Did you two break up? 330 00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:50,482 That chick's whacked. 331 00:10:50,515 --> 00:10:51,682 [TYPING ON ADDING MACHINE] 332 00:10:51,715 --> 00:10:53,182 We're history. 333 00:10:53,215 --> 00:10:54,715 Just left out a couple of things. 334 00:10:54,749 --> 00:10:56,115 Uh, rustproofing. 335 00:10:56,149 --> 00:10:57,315 Rustproofing? 336 00:10:57,349 --> 00:10:59,015 Transport charge. 337 00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:00,215 Storage surcharge. 338 00:11:00,249 --> 00:11:01,982 Additional overcharge. 339 00:11:02,015 --> 00:11:03,682 Finder's fee. 340 00:11:03,715 --> 00:11:05,515 Finder's fee? It was on the lot. 341 00:11:05,549 --> 00:11:07,182 Yeah, that's right. 342 00:11:07,215 --> 00:11:08,872 And, uh, floor mats... keys... 343 00:11:08,872 --> 00:11:09,649 And, uh, floor mats... keys... 344 00:11:09,682 --> 00:11:10,849 Keys? 345 00:11:10,882 --> 00:11:12,382 How you gonna start it? 346 00:11:17,749 --> 00:11:20,649 [♪] 347 00:11:20,682 --> 00:11:22,015 Excuse me. 348 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,882 I believe you just ate my Twix bar. 349 00:11:24,915 --> 00:11:26,149 It was dangling. 350 00:11:26,182 --> 00:11:27,782 And when you purchased your Twix bar, 351 00:11:27,815 --> 00:11:28,815 you got a little freebie. 352 00:11:28,849 --> 00:11:30,315 And you never bothered to ask why 353 00:11:30,349 --> 00:11:32,315 or seek out its rightful owner. 354 00:11:32,349 --> 00:11:34,715 First of all, it wasn't a Twix. 355 00:11:34,749 --> 00:11:36,649 It was a 5th Avenue bar. 356 00:11:36,682 --> 00:11:38,649 [SCOFFS] 357 00:11:38,682 --> 00:11:40,349 You must think I'm pretty stupid. 358 00:11:41,349 --> 00:11:42,482 That was no 5th Avenue bar. 359 00:11:42,515 --> 00:11:43,549 I can see the crumb there 360 00:11:43,582 --> 00:11:44,815 in the corner of your lip. 361 00:11:44,849 --> 00:11:46,115 Now, tha-- That is a cookie. 362 00:11:46,149 --> 00:11:46,509 And we all know that Twix is the only candy bar 363 00:11:46,509 --> 00:11:47,982 And we all know that Twix is the only candy bar 364 00:11:48,015 --> 00:11:49,149 with the cookie crunch. 365 00:11:49,182 --> 00:11:51,615 That's a-- It's a little nougat. 366 00:11:51,649 --> 00:11:53,315 Nougat? Please. 367 00:11:53,349 --> 00:11:55,015 I think I've reached the point in my life 368 00:11:55,049 --> 00:11:57,515 where I can tell the difference between nougat and cookie. 369 00:11:57,549 --> 00:11:58,715 So let's not just say things 370 00:11:58,749 --> 00:12:01,049 that we both know are obvious fabrications! 371 00:12:02,315 --> 00:12:04,182 You know you're getting a little vein there? 372 00:12:04,215 --> 00:12:06,549 I know about the vein! 373 00:12:06,582 --> 00:12:07,615 Believe this guy? 374 00:12:07,649 --> 00:12:08,949 Hey, George. Hey. 375 00:12:08,982 --> 00:12:10,182 I'm starving. No. Last one. 376 00:12:10,215 --> 00:12:11,482 Listen. You gotta help me out. 377 00:12:11,515 --> 00:12:12,649 Elaine and Puddy broke up. 378 00:12:12,682 --> 00:12:14,449 He's treating me like a regular customer. 379 00:12:14,482 --> 00:12:16,349 I tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen. 380 00:12:16,382 --> 00:12:16,509 No-ho-ho. You were gonna get a deal, huh? 381 00:12:16,509 --> 00:12:19,349 No-ho-ho. You were gonna get a deal, huh? 382 00:12:19,382 --> 00:12:21,382 There's no laws in this place. Anything goes. 383 00:12:21,415 --> 00:12:22,982 It's Thunderdome! 384 00:12:23,015 --> 00:12:24,782 Is someone helping you? 385 00:12:24,815 --> 00:12:25,849 Stay back! 386 00:12:25,882 --> 00:12:28,115 [♪] 387 00:12:28,149 --> 00:12:29,349 RICK: Where is it now? 388 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,015 Still some overlap between the needle 389 00:12:31,049 --> 00:12:32,515 and the slash below the E. 390 00:12:32,549 --> 00:12:34,115 How low are you gonna go? 391 00:12:34,149 --> 00:12:36,015 Oh, I've been in the slash many times. 392 00:12:36,049 --> 00:12:37,782 This is nothing. You'll get used to it. 393 00:12:37,815 --> 00:12:38,782 Just... [POPS LIPS] 394 00:12:38,815 --> 00:12:39,915 ...put it out of your mind. 395 00:12:41,349 --> 00:12:42,682 Have you... 396 00:12:42,715 --> 00:12:44,882 ever been completely below... 397 00:12:44,915 --> 00:12:45,982 the slash? 398 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:46,509 Well, I almost did once. 399 00:12:46,509 --> 00:12:47,349 Well, I almost did once. 400 00:12:47,382 --> 00:12:48,649 And I blacked out. 401 00:12:48,682 --> 00:12:50,649 When I came to, the car was in a ditch, 402 00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,315 and the tank was full. 403 00:12:52,349 --> 00:12:53,782 I don't know who did it... 404 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,649 and I never got to thank them. 405 00:12:55,682 --> 00:12:56,649 Mr. Kramer, the road! 406 00:12:56,682 --> 00:12:59,149 Whoa! Whoa! [HORN HONKING] 407 00:12:59,182 --> 00:13:01,215 Listen, Puddy. When we first started this deal, 408 00:13:01,249 --> 00:13:02,882 I thought things would be different. 409 00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:04,282 Now, if you wanna play hardball, 410 00:13:04,315 --> 00:13:05,482 I got my friend George here, 411 00:13:05,515 --> 00:13:07,649 and he can play pretty hard...ball. 412 00:13:08,349 --> 00:13:09,349 George... 413 00:13:09,382 --> 00:13:10,549 vein it up. 414 00:13:11,715 --> 00:13:13,849 All right, Puddy, listen and listen good. 415 00:13:13,882 --> 00:13:15,549 I need to know the name of that mechanic 416 00:13:15,582 --> 00:13:16,509 that walks around here. 417 00:13:16,509 --> 00:13:17,215 that walks around here. 418 00:13:17,249 --> 00:13:19,449 Big guy, a liar, short name. 419 00:13:19,482 --> 00:13:21,049 Sam? Mo? Sol? 420 00:13:21,082 --> 00:13:22,549 George. 421 00:13:22,582 --> 00:13:24,382 Can we focus on the car here? 422 00:13:24,415 --> 00:13:25,782 I'm starving. 423 00:13:25,815 --> 00:13:28,315 I can feel my stomach sucking up against my spine. 424 00:13:30,049 --> 00:13:31,682 Jerry, I just need your signature here, 425 00:13:31,715 --> 00:13:34,349 and we'll get you that yellow car ready to go. 426 00:13:34,382 --> 00:13:36,349 Yellow? I wanted black. 427 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:38,515 I can't give you black at that price. 428 00:13:38,549 --> 00:13:40,615 George, would you help me, please? 429 00:13:40,649 --> 00:13:42,549 Yes. This is wrong! 430 00:13:43,549 --> 00:13:44,849 Sing it, sister! 431 00:13:44,882 --> 00:13:46,509 Just because a candy bar 432 00:13:46,509 --> 00:13:46,515 Just because a candy bar 433 00:13:46,549 --> 00:13:48,682 fails to fall from its perch... Oh, God. 434 00:13:48,715 --> 00:13:51,515 ...does not imply transfer of ownership. 435 00:13:51,549 --> 00:13:53,849 Mo, Sol or Lem is not gonna 436 00:13:53,882 --> 00:13:54,849 get away with this! 437 00:13:54,882 --> 00:13:56,015 I'll be right back. 438 00:13:56,049 --> 00:13:58,049 Okay. Hey. George. 439 00:13:58,082 --> 00:13:59,349 [♪] 440 00:13:59,382 --> 00:14:01,182 RICK: Is it just the angle I'm looking at? 441 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,015 No, sir. We are down there. 442 00:14:03,049 --> 00:14:05,149 [CHUCKLES] Oh. This is amazing. 443 00:14:05,182 --> 00:14:08,149 Oh, I never felt so alive. 444 00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:09,315 All right, I'm satisfied. 445 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,849 We better get some gas. 446 00:14:10,882 --> 00:14:12,815 What? Well, we can't stop now. 447 00:14:12,849 --> 00:14:14,015 What do you mean? 448 00:14:14,049 --> 00:14:15,049 We have to keep going, 449 00:14:15,082 --> 00:14:16,509 back to the dealership. That was the plan. 450 00:14:16,509 --> 00:14:16,849 back to the dealership. That was the plan. 451 00:14:16,882 --> 00:14:18,982 There was no plan. Well, let's make it the plan! 452 00:14:19,015 --> 00:14:22,182 Let's just go for it, like Thelma and Louise. 453 00:14:22,215 --> 00:14:23,715 They drove to a dealership? 454 00:14:23,749 --> 00:14:25,415 No. They drove off a cliff. 455 00:14:26,815 --> 00:14:29,015 Oh, you are one sick mama. 456 00:14:29,049 --> 00:14:30,015 I like it. 457 00:14:30,049 --> 00:14:31,149 Mr. Kramer, the road! 458 00:14:31,182 --> 00:14:33,782 Yup! Yup! [HORN HONKING] 459 00:14:33,815 --> 00:14:35,415 [PHONE RINGS] 460 00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,149 Hello. 461 00:14:37,182 --> 00:14:38,549 Elaine, you gotta get back here. 462 00:14:38,582 --> 00:14:39,982 Puddy is screwing me on this car, 463 00:14:40,015 --> 00:14:41,515 which is yellow now. 464 00:14:41,549 --> 00:14:42,649 Who is this? 465 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,149 [FRUSTRATED GROAN] 466 00:14:45,082 --> 00:14:46,149 What? 467 00:14:46,182 --> 00:14:46,509 You gotta get back with Puddy 468 00:14:46,509 --> 00:14:47,449 You gotta get back with Puddy 469 00:14:47,482 --> 00:14:48,949 so I can make this deal. 470 00:14:48,982 --> 00:14:51,949 You know, just that you cared enough to call 471 00:14:51,982 --> 00:14:53,982 means so much, Jerry. 472 00:14:54,015 --> 00:14:55,682 You're gonna get back together anyway. 473 00:14:55,715 --> 00:14:56,882 It's thousands of dollars. 474 00:14:56,915 --> 00:14:58,115 I don't know. 475 00:14:58,149 --> 00:14:59,515 Come on. You don't have to see him 476 00:14:59,549 --> 00:15:01,549 till my 15,000-mile check. 477 00:15:01,582 --> 00:15:03,615 Well, will you pay my cab fare out there? 478 00:15:03,649 --> 00:15:04,715 Fine. 479 00:15:04,749 --> 00:15:06,182 And I didn't like that roast beef. 480 00:15:06,215 --> 00:15:07,215 How about some lunch? 481 00:15:07,249 --> 00:15:08,715 No. No lunch. 482 00:15:08,749 --> 00:15:10,482 I'll hang this phone up right now. 483 00:15:10,515 --> 00:15:11,482 All right. Lunch. 484 00:15:11,515 --> 00:15:13,449 I'll see you. Bye. 485 00:15:13,482 --> 00:15:15,182 Everybody's ripping me off. 486 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,509 [♪] 487 00:15:16,509 --> 00:15:17,182 [♪] 488 00:15:17,215 --> 00:15:18,615 Yes, I'd like to report a problem 489 00:15:18,649 --> 00:15:19,849 with one of your mechanics. 490 00:15:19,882 --> 00:15:21,715 When did you bring your car in? 491 00:15:21,749 --> 00:15:22,949 Yeah, right. 492 00:15:22,982 --> 00:15:25,315 I'm gonna get my car repaired at a dealership. 493 00:15:25,349 --> 00:15:28,482 [LAUGHS] Why don't I just flush my money down the toilet? 494 00:15:28,515 --> 00:15:30,482 Sir... 495 00:15:30,515 --> 00:15:32,682 what exactly is the problem? 496 00:15:32,715 --> 00:15:35,049 One of your guys, Kip or Ned-- 497 00:15:35,082 --> 00:15:36,715 short name 498 00:15:36,749 --> 00:15:39,015 --stole my Twix candy bar. 499 00:15:39,049 --> 00:15:41,682 Are you saying he grabbed your candy bar away from you? 500 00:15:41,715 --> 00:15:42,882 He might as well have. 501 00:15:42,915 --> 00:15:44,782 I caught him, and his face was covered 502 00:15:44,815 --> 00:15:46,509 in chocolate and cookie crumbs. 503 00:15:46,509 --> 00:15:47,182 in chocolate and cookie crumbs. 504 00:15:47,215 --> 00:15:48,549 Thought you said it was a Twix. 505 00:15:48,582 --> 00:15:49,815 Oh, it was. 506 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:52,315 But he claimed it was a 5th Avenue bar. 507 00:15:52,349 --> 00:15:54,049 Maybe it was. Oh, no. No. 508 00:15:54,082 --> 00:15:56,982 Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch. 509 00:15:57,015 --> 00:15:58,682 What about the $100,000 bar? 510 00:15:58,715 --> 00:15:59,715 Nope. Rice and caramel. 511 00:15:59,749 --> 00:16:00,715 Nougat? No. 512 00:16:00,749 --> 00:16:02,215 Positive? Please. 513 00:16:02,249 --> 00:16:04,315 You know they changed the name from $100,000 bar 514 00:16:04,349 --> 00:16:05,682 to 100 Grand? 515 00:16:07,415 --> 00:16:09,949 All I want is my 75 cents back, 516 00:16:09,982 --> 00:16:11,049 an apology, 517 00:16:11,082 --> 00:16:12,715 and for him to be fired. 518 00:16:14,815 --> 00:16:16,509 I remember when you used to be able 519 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:16,615 I remember when you used to be able 520 00:16:16,649 --> 00:16:19,649 to get a Hershey for a nickel. 521 00:16:19,682 --> 00:16:21,015 What's the one with 522 00:16:21,049 --> 00:16:23,682 the swirling chocolate in the commercial? 523 00:16:23,715 --> 00:16:26,349 They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial. 524 00:16:26,382 --> 00:16:28,382 Not Skittles. 525 00:16:29,549 --> 00:16:31,682 Dad, I told you you could sit here 526 00:16:31,715 --> 00:16:33,149 only if you don't talk. 527 00:16:33,182 --> 00:16:35,015 You make your father sit here all day? 528 00:16:35,049 --> 00:16:36,015 He likes it. 529 00:16:36,049 --> 00:16:38,049 All right. Do you mind? I have the window. 530 00:16:39,982 --> 00:16:41,849 Now what are you gonna do about my Twix? 531 00:16:41,882 --> 00:16:43,015 Twix has too much coconut. 532 00:16:43,049 --> 00:16:45,349 No! There's no coconut! 533 00:16:45,382 --> 00:16:46,509 I'm allergic to coconut. 534 00:16:46,509 --> 00:16:46,515 I'm allergic to coconut. 535 00:16:46,549 --> 00:16:47,649 I'm not. 536 00:16:47,682 --> 00:16:48,982 A nickel. 537 00:16:49,015 --> 00:16:51,149 [♪] 538 00:16:51,182 --> 00:16:53,149 Cab receipt. [CLEARS THROAT] 539 00:16:53,182 --> 00:16:54,149 Hey, Puddy. 540 00:16:54,182 --> 00:16:55,215 I'm with a customer. 541 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,382 [SCOFFS] 542 00:16:57,415 --> 00:16:58,849 No, no. No, E-- Elaine. 543 00:16:58,882 --> 00:17:00,215 The-- The car can wait. 544 00:17:00,249 --> 00:17:03,315 What's important is you two getting back together. 545 00:17:03,349 --> 00:17:04,815 Uh, then we'll talk about the car. 546 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,715 I don't wanna get back with her. Too bossy. 547 00:17:06,749 --> 00:17:07,749 David. 548 00:17:08,915 --> 00:17:11,182 Okay... 549 00:17:11,215 --> 00:17:13,015 now, I know this is an important decision. 550 00:17:13,049 --> 00:17:15,015 Why don't we all just sit down and talk about it? 551 00:17:15,049 --> 00:17:16,349 [GROANS] 552 00:17:16,382 --> 00:17:16,509 Come on. Come on. 553 00:17:16,509 --> 00:17:18,982 Come on. Come on. 554 00:17:19,015 --> 00:17:20,149 Now, look... 555 00:17:20,182 --> 00:17:22,349 you both find each other attractive, right? 556 00:17:22,382 --> 00:17:23,782 [SIGHS] [SCOFFS] 557 00:17:23,815 --> 00:17:24,849 [IN UNISON] Right. 558 00:17:24,882 --> 00:17:26,549 Clearly, no one else can stand to be 559 00:17:26,582 --> 00:17:28,182 with either one of you. 560 00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:32,182 [CHUCKLES] I guess. Good point. 561 00:17:32,215 --> 00:17:33,415 All right. 562 00:17:34,982 --> 00:17:36,115 Now what do I have to do 563 00:17:36,149 --> 00:17:39,182 to put you two in a relationship today? 564 00:17:39,215 --> 00:17:41,649 [♪] 565 00:17:41,682 --> 00:17:43,115 Uh. Cars can go on empty, 566 00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,715 but not us humans, huh, fella? 567 00:17:44,749 --> 00:17:46,449 I'll get us a couple of Twix bars. 568 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:46,509 No. No coconut for me. 569 00:17:46,509 --> 00:17:48,549 No. No coconut for me. 570 00:17:48,582 --> 00:17:50,282 All right. I'll get you a Mounds bar. 571 00:17:50,315 --> 00:17:51,315 Keep the engine running. 572 00:18:01,249 --> 00:18:02,215 [YELLS] 573 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,549 No, man. Not the gas. 574 00:18:04,582 --> 00:18:06,482 But it needs it, Kramer. It needs it bad. 575 00:18:06,515 --> 00:18:08,182 You think that this will make you happy? 576 00:18:08,215 --> 00:18:09,282 'Cause it won't! 577 00:18:09,315 --> 00:18:10,815 Oh, you should just go on without me. 578 00:18:10,849 --> 00:18:11,849 Listen to me. 579 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,049 When that car rolls into that dealership 580 00:18:14,082 --> 00:18:15,649 and that tank is bone-dry, 581 00:18:15,682 --> 00:18:16,509 I want you to be there with me, when everyone says, 582 00:18:16,509 --> 00:18:18,015 I want you to be there with me, when everyone says, 583 00:18:18,049 --> 00:18:19,382 "Kramer and that other guy, 584 00:18:19,415 --> 00:18:21,882 "oh, they went farther to the left of the slash 585 00:18:21,915 --> 00:18:23,949 than anyone ever dreamed." 586 00:18:23,982 --> 00:18:25,615 [ENGINE KNOCKING] 587 00:18:25,649 --> 00:18:27,249 Maybe we'd better get moving. 588 00:18:29,015 --> 00:18:30,715 It's good to have you back, Stan. 589 00:18:30,749 --> 00:18:32,215 It's Rick, by the way. 590 00:18:32,249 --> 00:18:33,215 No time! 591 00:18:33,249 --> 00:18:35,615 [♪] 592 00:18:35,649 --> 00:18:36,982 Mr. Costanza, 593 00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:38,682 I really don't have time for this. 594 00:18:38,715 --> 00:18:41,782 Now, if this mechanic guy was, in fact, 595 00:18:41,815 --> 00:18:44,882 eating a 5th Avenue bar, as he claims... 596 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,509 wouldn't you agree he would have no problem 597 00:18:46,509 --> 00:18:47,382 wouldn't you agree he would have no problem 598 00:18:47,415 --> 00:18:50,215 picking one out from a candy lineup? 599 00:18:50,249 --> 00:18:52,282 Candy lineup? 600 00:18:52,315 --> 00:18:56,182 I've spent the last hour preparing 10 candy bars, 601 00:18:56,215 --> 00:18:59,149 with no wrappers or identification of any kind, 602 00:18:59,182 --> 00:19:00,682 for him to select from. 603 00:19:00,715 --> 00:19:02,015 Took you an hour? 604 00:19:02,049 --> 00:19:04,115 Only I hold the answer key 605 00:19:04,149 --> 00:19:06,682 to their true candy identities. 606 00:19:06,715 --> 00:19:09,849 And so, without further ado... 607 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,049 I give you... 608 00:19:12,482 --> 00:19:13,849 the candy lineup. 609 00:19:15,882 --> 00:19:16,509 Hey, Willie, check it out. 610 00:19:16,509 --> 00:19:17,382 Hey, Willie, check it out. 611 00:19:17,415 --> 00:19:18,682 Free candy! 612 00:19:19,915 --> 00:19:21,515 That's my candy lineup! 613 00:19:21,549 --> 00:19:23,015 Where are all my cards? They're-- 614 00:19:23,049 --> 00:19:24,682 They're all on the floor. 615 00:19:24,715 --> 00:19:26,282 And you! 616 00:19:26,315 --> 00:19:28,315 How many Twix does that make for you today? 617 00:19:28,349 --> 00:19:29,882 Like, eight Twix? 618 00:19:29,915 --> 00:19:31,149 No. 619 00:19:31,182 --> 00:19:32,682 Hey, this Clark bar is good. 620 00:19:32,715 --> 00:19:34,149 It's a Twix. 621 00:19:34,182 --> 00:19:35,315 They're all Twix! 622 00:19:35,349 --> 00:19:37,649 It was a setup! A setup, I tell you! 623 00:19:37,682 --> 00:19:38,682 And you've ruined it! 624 00:19:38,715 --> 00:19:41,215 You've all screwed me again! 625 00:19:41,249 --> 00:19:42,982 Now gimme one. Gimme a Twix. 626 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,082 They're all gone. 627 00:19:46,682 --> 00:19:48,715 [LONG SCREAM] Twix! 628 00:19:51,182 --> 00:19:52,349 What was that? 629 00:19:52,382 --> 00:19:54,982 There's a mental hospital right near here. 630 00:19:56,049 --> 00:19:57,815 All right. Elaine, David, 631 00:19:57,849 --> 00:20:00,482 I believe we have a deal here in principle. 632 00:20:00,515 --> 00:20:02,682 Arby's no more than once a month. 633 00:20:02,715 --> 00:20:05,615 And in exchange, Elaine comes to your softball game 634 00:20:05,649 --> 00:20:07,515 and doesn't read a book. 635 00:20:07,549 --> 00:20:09,149 Hm. Well, that's not bad. 636 00:20:09,182 --> 00:20:10,649 I can live with that. 637 00:20:12,549 --> 00:20:13,782 So you're back together? 638 00:20:13,815 --> 00:20:14,782 Yeah. 639 00:20:14,815 --> 00:20:16,149 [BOTH GIGGLE] 640 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:16,509 All right. All right, all right. That's enough. 641 00:20:16,509 --> 00:20:18,215 All right. All right, all right. That's enough. 642 00:20:18,249 --> 00:20:19,615 Now, let's get back to my deal. 643 00:20:19,649 --> 00:20:21,815 That undercoating. That's a rip-off, isn't it? 644 00:20:21,849 --> 00:20:23,949 Oh. We don't even know what it is. 645 00:20:23,982 --> 00:20:25,615 So I'm getting the insider's deal. 646 00:20:25,649 --> 00:20:26,582 Insider's deal. 647 00:20:27,649 --> 00:20:28,749 High-five. 648 00:20:29,749 --> 00:20:31,649 [♪] 649 00:20:31,682 --> 00:20:32,815 Rick: There's the dealer! 650 00:20:32,849 --> 00:20:34,049 Hey! [GIGGLING] 651 00:20:34,082 --> 00:20:35,815 We did it. We pulled it off. 652 00:20:35,849 --> 00:20:37,515 I can't believe it. Where's the needle? 653 00:20:37,549 --> 00:20:38,782 Oh, it broke off, baby. 654 00:20:38,815 --> 00:20:39,949 [CHEERS] 655 00:20:39,982 --> 00:20:42,615 Oh, Mr. Kramer, I gotta thank you. Huh? 656 00:20:42,649 --> 00:20:43,682 I-- I learned a lot. 657 00:20:43,715 --> 00:20:45,949 Things are gonna be different for me now. 658 00:20:45,982 --> 00:20:46,509 Well, that's a weird thing to say. 659 00:20:46,509 --> 00:20:48,282 Well, that's a weird thing to say. 660 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:50,715 I wonder how much longer we could have lasted. 661 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,315 Yeah, yeah. I wonder. Hm. 662 00:20:59,149 --> 00:21:00,149 Hm. 663 00:21:01,249 --> 00:21:03,382 [BOTH SCREAMING, CHEERING] 664 00:21:05,915 --> 00:21:07,449 [BOTH LAUGHING] 665 00:21:07,482 --> 00:21:09,882 [♪] 666 00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:19,825 This is nice. What kind of car is this? 667 00:21:19,858 --> 00:21:22,092 Caprice Classic. 668 00:21:23,425 --> 00:21:25,558 You couldn't just give him one high-five? 669 00:21:25,592 --> 00:21:26,558 And where does it end? 670 00:21:26,592 --> 00:21:27,825 Then everyone's doing it. 671 00:21:27,858 --> 00:21:29,625 It's like the wave at ball games, 672 00:21:29,658 --> 00:21:32,725 air quotes, the phrase "Don't go there." 673 00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:34,992 Someone's gotta take a stand. 674 00:21:35,025 --> 00:21:36,592 This Arby's is good. 675 00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:37,792 So, George... 676 00:21:37,825 --> 00:21:38,992 I still don't understand. 677 00:21:39,025 --> 00:21:40,558 How was that a setup? 678 00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:42,292 And who were you trying to set up anyway, 679 00:21:42,325 --> 00:21:44,425 the mechanic or the manager? 680 00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:44,648 I don't know. 681 00:21:44,648 --> 00:21:45,625 I don't know. 682 00:21:45,658 --> 00:21:47,892 All of them. They're all crooks. 683 00:21:47,925 --> 00:21:48,992 Besides, I couldn't get 684 00:21:49,025 --> 00:21:50,458 all different candy bars anyway. 685 00:21:51,692 --> 00:21:53,958 [KRAMER AND RICK LAUGHING, SCREAMING] 686 00:21:53,992 --> 00:21:54,958 What was that? 687 00:21:54,992 --> 00:21:55,958 I think there's 688 00:21:55,992 --> 00:21:57,792 a mental hospital near here. 689 00:21:57,825 --> 00:21:59,825 Yeah. Very near. 690 00:21:59,858 --> 00:22:03,325 [KRAMER AND RICK CHEERING, LAUGHING] 691 00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:07,358 Yahoo! 692 00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:10,992 Yahoo. 693 00:22:12,425 --> 00:22:14,325 [SIGHS] 694 00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:17,358 Well, I think we stopped. 695 00:22:20,325 --> 00:22:21,892 [SIGHS] 696 00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:23,958 Mm, you can probably let go of my hand now. 697 00:22:23,992 --> 00:22:25,258 Mm. Yeah, yeah. 698 00:22:27,025 --> 00:22:27,958 [SIGHS] 699 00:22:29,125 --> 00:22:30,325 Well, I'll think about it. 700 00:22:32,425 --> 00:22:33,425 [CAR DOOR CLOSES] 701 00:22:33,458 --> 00:22:34,958 Do you have my card? 702 00:22:34,992 --> 00:22:36,492 [♪] 703 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:39,858 DAD: A nickel. 46804

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