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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,933 --> 00:00:05,133 Old people in Florida, they drive slow, 2 00:00:05,166 --> 00:00:08,066 and they sit low. 3 00:00:08,100 --> 00:00:09,066 Right? 4 00:00:09,100 --> 00:00:11,700 That is their motto. 5 00:00:11,733 --> 00:00:13,966 The state flag of Florida should be, like, 6 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,033 a steering wheel with a hat 7 00:00:15,066 --> 00:00:16,933 and two knuckles on it. 8 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:24,166 And that left-turn signal on 9 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:26,033 from when they left the house that morning. 10 00:00:26,066 --> 00:00:27,633 Right? 11 00:00:27,666 --> 00:00:30,000 That's a legal turn in Florida. 12 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:30,866 That's a legal turn in Florida. 13 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:33,366 It's known as an eventual left. 14 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:37,666 And old people get to a certain age 15 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:39,966 where, when they back out of the driveway... 16 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,400 they don't look. 17 00:00:41,433 --> 00:00:42,466 You know what I mean? 18 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:43,833 They're-- They just feel like: 19 00:00:43,866 --> 00:00:46,700 "Well, I'm old, and I'm coming back. 20 00:00:47,933 --> 00:00:49,666 I survived. Let's see if you can." 21 00:00:54,666 --> 00:00:55,933 [DOOR OPENS] 22 00:00:58,500 --> 00:00:59,466 [DOOR CLOSES] 23 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:00,733 Hey, you're back! 24 00:01:00,766 --> 00:01:02,666 Oh, I'm back, baby. 25 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:03,666 Yeah, how was it, huh? 26 00:01:03,700 --> 00:01:05,033 One of the best jobs I ever had. 27 00:01:05,066 --> 00:01:06,966 Good for you. I killed. 28 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:07,966 You killed. 29 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,133 Wiped the floor with them. 30 00:01:09,166 --> 00:01:10,133 And not only that. 31 00:01:10,166 --> 00:01:11,800 The money was unbelievable. 32 00:01:11,833 --> 00:01:12,833 Unbelievable! 33 00:01:12,866 --> 00:01:15,000 Yeah. Highest-paying job I ever had. 34 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:16,000 How much? 35 00:01:16,033 --> 00:01:17,133 Nah, nah, I'd rather not. 36 00:01:17,166 --> 00:01:18,200 Oh, come on. Ah. 37 00:01:18,233 --> 00:01:19,800 Friends shouldn't talk about money. 38 00:01:19,833 --> 00:01:21,133 It can affect the friendship. 39 00:01:21,166 --> 00:01:21,885 [SIGHS] I tell you how much I make. 40 00:01:21,885 --> 00:01:23,133 [SIGHS] I tell you how much I make. 41 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:24,800 And I'm always impressed. 42 00:01:24,833 --> 00:01:26,366 Just show me the check. Come on. 43 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:28,566 [SNAPS, CLAPS] All right. Fine. You wanna see it? 44 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,166 I wanna see it. Okay. 45 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:33,300 Here. Check that out. 46 00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:34,533 W-whoa. 47 00:01:36,066 --> 00:01:37,033 This is unbelievable. 48 00:01:37,066 --> 00:01:38,466 I told you. 49 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:40,200 My God, you're rich. 50 00:01:41,233 --> 00:01:42,666 Oh, yeah. 51 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:44,500 I didn't know you made that kind of money. 52 00:01:45,700 --> 00:01:46,666 Gee. 53 00:01:46,700 --> 00:01:47,633 What? 54 00:01:47,666 --> 00:01:48,900 I just don't think 55 00:01:48,933 --> 00:01:50,733 I can talk to you anymore. 56 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,300 I feel inferior. 57 00:01:53,333 --> 00:01:55,366 I never should have told you. 58 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,400 You know, Jerry, I think this changes the relationship. 59 00:01:58,433 --> 00:01:59,400 I mean, I feel it. 60 00:01:59,433 --> 00:02:00,400 Do you feel it? 61 00:02:00,433 --> 00:02:02,200 No. I can't feel anything. 62 00:02:02,233 --> 00:02:04,233 Well, what are you gonna do with all that money? 63 00:02:04,266 --> 00:02:05,866 Actually, I was thinking of donating 64 00:02:05,900 --> 00:02:07,333 a large portion of it to charity. 65 00:02:07,366 --> 00:02:08,733 Really? No. 66 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,166 Well, you should, Jerry. 67 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,300 No, to tell you the truth, 68 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:15,333 I was thinking of buying my father a new car. 69 00:02:15,366 --> 00:02:16,500 Now, you see, that's nice. 70 00:02:16,533 --> 00:02:17,700 Yeah. Maybe a Cadillac. 71 00:02:17,733 --> 00:02:19,233 Cadillac. Ooh-la-la! 72 00:02:19,266 --> 00:02:20,666 Yeah. 73 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:21,885 That would really blow his mind. 74 00:02:21,885 --> 00:02:22,066 That would really blow his mind. 75 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,733 He's always wanted one his whole life. 76 00:02:23,766 --> 00:02:25,733 He's never been able to afford it. 77 00:02:25,766 --> 00:02:26,733 I'm gonna do it. 78 00:02:26,766 --> 00:02:28,033 You're gonna score big points 79 00:02:28,066 --> 00:02:29,466 with the man upstairs on this one. 80 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:31,033 Oh, isn't that what it's all about? 81 00:02:31,066 --> 00:02:32,233 Oh, y-- 82 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:37,966 Who was Pippi Longstocking? 83 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,133 Pippi Longstocking? 84 00:02:40,166 --> 00:02:41,233 Mm... I don't know. 85 00:02:41,266 --> 00:02:44,300 Did she have anything to do with Hitler? 86 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:46,400 Hitler? Maybe. 87 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:47,700 Hey. 88 00:02:47,733 --> 00:02:49,366 Hey, George. [SCOFFS] 89 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,366 Have you seen Jerry? 90 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:51,885 I told him 2:00. 91 00:02:51,885 --> 00:02:52,566 I told him 2:00. 92 00:02:53,566 --> 00:02:55,900 You remember Katy? Hm? 93 00:02:55,933 --> 00:02:56,900 Oh, hi. 94 00:02:56,933 --> 00:02:57,900 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 95 00:02:57,933 --> 00:02:59,200 We met, uh, skiing that time. 96 00:02:59,233 --> 00:03:00,633 You're married to the eye guy. 97 00:03:00,666 --> 00:03:04,033 Also ear, nose and throat. Oh. 98 00:03:04,533 --> 00:03:05,500 Nose. 99 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:06,833 [CHUCKLES] 100 00:03:06,866 --> 00:03:09,133 What's the worst that could happen to a nose? 101 00:03:09,166 --> 00:03:11,133 What does it get, stuffed? 102 00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:12,133 [LAUGHING] 103 00:03:12,166 --> 00:03:13,200 He's funny. 104 00:03:13,233 --> 00:03:14,500 Uh, you don't have to tell me. 105 00:03:14,533 --> 00:03:15,866 Ahh. 106 00:03:15,900 --> 00:03:17,833 Ladies, please, please. [CHUCKLES] 107 00:03:17,866 --> 00:03:18,833 Oh, you know what? 108 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,133 He got engaged. 109 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:21,333 Oh, you did? 110 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:23,466 Oh... 111 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:25,000 What, is that bad? 112 00:03:25,033 --> 00:03:27,800 I actually would have set you up with a friend of mine. 113 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:30,500 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 114 00:03:30,533 --> 00:03:31,566 You'd be perfect for her. 115 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:33,800 She loves quirky, funny guys. 116 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:35,633 Bald? Uh-- 117 00:03:35,666 --> 00:03:37,833 Loves bald. 118 00:03:37,866 --> 00:03:38,833 Loves bald. 119 00:03:38,866 --> 00:03:40,000 [CHUCKLES] 120 00:03:40,033 --> 00:03:42,533 Wow. Who, uh--? 121 00:03:42,566 --> 00:03:43,533 Who is she? 122 00:03:43,566 --> 00:03:45,200 Marisa Tomei. 123 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:49,866 The actress? 124 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:51,633 Yeah. 125 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:51,885 Y-you're friends with Marisa Tomei? 126 00:03:51,885 --> 00:03:53,966 Y-you're friends with Marisa Tomei? 127 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,833 That's right. 128 00:03:55,866 --> 00:03:58,666 Th-that's incredible. My Cousin Vinny-- 129 00:03:58,700 --> 00:03:59,666 I love her. 130 00:03:59,700 --> 00:04:00,700 She was fantastic. 131 00:04:01,833 --> 00:04:03,300 Yeah, I know. 132 00:04:03,333 --> 00:04:05,200 You were gonna fix me up with her? 133 00:04:05,233 --> 00:04:06,866 Yeah. She's just been sitting home. 134 00:04:06,900 --> 00:04:08,733 Marisa Tomei's sitting home, Elaine. 135 00:04:08,766 --> 00:04:10,633 W-w-why didn't you tell me that Katy 136 00:04:10,666 --> 00:04:12,033 was friends with Marisa Tomei? 137 00:04:12,066 --> 00:04:14,100 Oh, I don't know what I was thinking. 138 00:04:15,933 --> 00:04:17,533 JERRY: I want this baby fully loaded. 139 00:04:17,566 --> 00:04:19,900 Well, how soon can you get it there? 140 00:04:20,866 --> 00:04:21,833 Oh, that's terrific. 141 00:04:21,866 --> 00:04:21,885 Okay, thanks. Bye. 142 00:04:21,885 --> 00:04:24,000 Okay, thanks. Bye. 143 00:04:24,033 --> 00:04:25,300 Hey, guess what? 144 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,400 I just bought my father a Cadillac. 145 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:28,500 Really? 146 00:04:28,533 --> 00:04:30,466 Wow, you are quite the good son. 147 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:32,000 Yeah. I'm a very good boy. 148 00:04:32,033 --> 00:04:34,233 I'm flying down there and surprising them. 149 00:04:34,266 --> 00:04:35,733 You gonna sleep on the foldout? 150 00:04:35,766 --> 00:04:37,533 Yeah. 151 00:04:37,566 --> 00:04:38,666 I guess. 152 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:39,900 Uh, let me ask you something. 153 00:04:39,933 --> 00:04:41,566 You, uh... 154 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,266 You ever hear of Marisa Tomei? 155 00:04:44,433 --> 00:04:45,400 The actress? Yeah. 156 00:04:45,433 --> 00:04:46,400 She's, uh-- 157 00:04:46,433 --> 00:04:47,666 She's something, isn't she? 158 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:48,700 Oh, yeah. 159 00:04:48,733 --> 00:04:50,733 Well, you know Katy, Elaine's friend? 160 00:04:50,766 --> 00:04:51,885 Yeah. 161 00:04:51,885 --> 00:04:51,966 Yeah. 162 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,033 She happens to be very good friends with her. 163 00:04:54,066 --> 00:04:55,900 Marisa Tomei? Mm-hm. 164 00:04:55,933 --> 00:04:57,566 How does she know Marisa Tomei? 165 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,233 I-I don't know. I didn't ask. 166 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:02,233 You didn't ask how she knows Marisa Tomei? 167 00:05:02,266 --> 00:05:03,400 Not the point. All right. 168 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:04,600 Can I finish? 169 00:05:05,666 --> 00:05:06,633 Go ahead. 170 00:05:06,666 --> 00:05:08,866 Seems like a reasonable question. 171 00:05:08,900 --> 00:05:10,366 That's all I'm saying. 172 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:11,366 I would have asked her. 173 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,633 All right! 174 00:05:13,666 --> 00:05:15,566 So she said that she could have 175 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:16,566 fixed me up with her. 176 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,000 What do you mean, "could have"? 177 00:05:18,033 --> 00:05:20,666 Well, you know, if I, uh, wasn't engaged. 178 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:21,885 Ohh. 179 00:05:21,885 --> 00:05:22,900 Ohh. 180 00:05:24,733 --> 00:05:27,033 Could have fixed me up with Marisa Tomei. 181 00:05:27,066 --> 00:05:28,533 She said I was just her type. 182 00:05:28,566 --> 00:05:30,733 Really? Yeah. Yeah. 183 00:05:30,766 --> 00:05:33,800 Do you know the odds of me being anyone's type? 184 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,466 I have never been anyone's type. 185 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:37,033 But, apparently, this Marisa Tomei 186 00:05:37,066 --> 00:05:39,566 loves funny, quirky bald men. 187 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:43,166 You know, she won an Academy Award. 188 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:45,800 [CHUCKLES] Like I don't know that. 189 00:05:45,833 --> 00:05:48,000 My Cousin Vinny, I love that. 190 00:05:48,033 --> 00:05:50,533 I, George Costanza, could be on a date 191 00:05:50,566 --> 00:05:51,833 with an Oscar winner. 192 00:05:51,866 --> 00:05:51,885 An Oscar winner, Jerry! 193 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:52,966 An Oscar winner, Jerry! 194 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,200 Do you know what that's like? 195 00:05:54,233 --> 00:05:56,300 It's like, if 50 years ago, someone had fixed me up 196 00:05:56,333 --> 00:05:57,333 with Katharine Hepburn. 197 00:05:57,366 --> 00:05:58,533 Same thing! 198 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:00,666 Now, there's a match, 199 00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:03,033 you and Katharine Hepburn. 200 00:06:03,066 --> 00:06:04,333 I mean, you've seen her, right? 201 00:06:04,366 --> 00:06:05,666 Katharine Hepburn? Oh, yeah. 202 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:06,666 Marisa Tomei! 203 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:07,833 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 204 00:06:07,866 --> 00:06:09,200 I mean, she's beautiful, right? 205 00:06:09,233 --> 00:06:10,800 She's just my type. 206 00:06:10,833 --> 00:06:13,033 The dark hair, the full lips. 207 00:06:13,066 --> 00:06:14,033 You like full lips. 208 00:06:14,066 --> 00:06:15,166 Oh, I love full lips. 209 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:18,333 Something you can really put the lipstick on. 210 00:06:18,366 --> 00:06:19,666 Mm-mm-mm. 211 00:06:20,733 --> 00:06:21,885 Too bad you're engaged. 212 00:06:21,885 --> 00:06:22,400 Too bad you're engaged. 213 00:06:25,066 --> 00:06:27,333 Yeah, too bad. Too bad. 214 00:06:27,366 --> 00:06:28,366 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 215 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:30,233 This is no good. 216 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:35,833 Hi. Hi, uh... 217 00:06:35,866 --> 00:06:37,666 Excuse me, I'm, uh-- I'm with Plaza Cable. 218 00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:38,966 I'm sorry to bother you. 219 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,066 I-I'm looking for the guy who lives over here. 220 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,166 Been waiting about, uh... 221 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:43,166 [CHUCKLES] 222 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,300 ...two hours. Uh. 223 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:45,800 You, uh, happen to know where he is? 224 00:06:45,833 --> 00:06:47,300 No. 225 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:49,633 Could you tell him the cable company was here? 226 00:06:49,666 --> 00:06:50,633 Sure. 227 00:06:50,666 --> 00:06:51,866 Thank you. 228 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:55,966 Nice people. Yeah. 229 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,133 Uh, uh, listen, let-- Let me ask you a question. 230 00:06:58,166 --> 00:06:59,300 Uh... 231 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:01,200 what if I got a cup of coffee with her? 232 00:07:01,233 --> 00:07:03,133 Well, what about Susan? 233 00:07:03,166 --> 00:07:05,400 I can't have a cup of coffee with a person? 234 00:07:05,433 --> 00:07:06,866 I'm not allowed to have coffee?! 235 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:08,366 Would you tell Susan about it? 236 00:07:09,266 --> 00:07:10,866 Not necessarily. 237 00:07:10,900 --> 00:07:12,533 Well, if you can't tell Susan about it, 238 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:13,900 then there's something wrong. 239 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:15,566 Of course there's something wrong! 240 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,000 We had a pact! 241 00:07:20,033 --> 00:07:21,566 Hey, cable guy's looking for you. 242 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:21,885 Oh, yeah? 243 00:07:21,885 --> 00:07:22,566 Oh, yeah? 244 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,633 Yeah. Ah. 245 00:07:24,666 --> 00:07:26,800 Yeah, I've been getting HBO and Showtime for free. 246 00:07:26,833 --> 00:07:28,066 See, they found out about it. 247 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:29,833 So now they wanna come and take it out. 248 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,666 Well, said he was waiting about two hours. 249 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:32,733 Seemed a little put out. 250 00:07:32,766 --> 00:07:34,833 [MOCKINGLY] Oh, was he? 251 00:07:34,866 --> 00:07:37,133 Well, I guess the cable man 252 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:39,566 doesn't like to be kept waiting. 253 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:42,133 You don't seem too bothered by it. 254 00:07:42,166 --> 00:07:44,566 Do you remember what they did to me 10 years ago? 255 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:47,233 "Oh, we'll be there in the morning between 9 and 1. 256 00:07:47,266 --> 00:07:50,033 Or we'll be there between 2 and 6." 257 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:51,885 And I sat there, 258 00:07:51,885 --> 00:07:52,633 And I sat there, 259 00:07:52,666 --> 00:07:54,800 hour after hour, 260 00:07:54,833 --> 00:07:56,833 without so much as a phone call. 261 00:07:56,866 --> 00:07:59,333 Finally, they show up. 262 00:07:59,366 --> 00:08:00,666 No apology. 263 00:08:00,700 --> 00:08:03,700 Tracking mud all over my nice, clean floors. 264 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:04,700 And now... [CLAPS] 265 00:08:04,733 --> 00:08:06,200 ...they want me 266 00:08:06,233 --> 00:08:07,700 to accommodate them. 267 00:08:07,733 --> 00:08:09,200 Well... 268 00:08:09,233 --> 00:08:11,366 Looks like the shoe is on the other foot, 269 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:12,833 doesn't it? 270 00:08:12,866 --> 00:08:14,700 Boy, I've never seen you like this. 271 00:08:14,733 --> 00:08:17,400 Oh, you don't want to get on my bad side. 272 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:21,500 --marks without Positraction, 273 00:08:21,533 --> 00:08:21,885 which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark. 274 00:08:21,885 --> 00:08:25,700 which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark. 275 00:08:25,733 --> 00:08:26,866 Hey. 276 00:08:28,033 --> 00:08:29,400 Hey, what are you watching? 277 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,600 What is that, My Cousin Vinny? 278 00:08:33,933 --> 00:08:34,900 Yeah. 279 00:08:34,933 --> 00:08:36,200 I thought you saw that before. 280 00:08:36,233 --> 00:08:37,833 How come you're watching that again? 281 00:08:37,866 --> 00:08:39,866 I-I-I don't know. 282 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:43,600 Did you know Marisa Tomei won an Oscar for that? 283 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:46,966 Boy, she's beautiful, don't you think? 284 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,033 I wish I looked like that. 285 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:54,200 Well, turn it off. You're making me jealous. 286 00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:56,333 I'm gonna think you like her more than you like me. 287 00:08:56,366 --> 00:08:58,366 [CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY] 288 00:09:05,366 --> 00:09:06,333 [PHONE RINGS] 289 00:09:06,366 --> 00:09:07,400 ELAINE: Hello? 290 00:09:07,433 --> 00:09:09,000 [WHISPERS] Elaine. It's me, George. 291 00:09:09,033 --> 00:09:11,066 How come you're whispering? Never mind. 292 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:13,800 Never mind. I need you to do me a favor. Um... 293 00:09:13,833 --> 00:09:16,500 Remember what we were talking about at the coffee shop? 294 00:09:16,533 --> 00:09:17,900 No. 295 00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:20,033 Think a second. 296 00:09:20,066 --> 00:09:21,885 You know, y-your friend was talking about me 297 00:09:21,885 --> 00:09:22,000 You know, y-your friend was talking about me 298 00:09:22,033 --> 00:09:23,333 and, you know... 299 00:09:23,366 --> 00:09:25,300 [SCOFFS] George, I have no idea 300 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:26,466 what you're talking about. 301 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:27,633 The actress. 302 00:09:27,666 --> 00:09:28,633 What? 303 00:09:28,666 --> 00:09:30,966 [YELLS] Marisa Tomei! 304 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:31,966 SUSAN: What?! 305 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,133 Ah, nothing. Nothing. 306 00:09:34,166 --> 00:09:35,466 Oh, yeah. 307 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:36,633 Yeah. What about her? 308 00:09:36,666 --> 00:09:38,133 Well, um... 309 00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:39,133 I think I'd like to do it. 310 00:09:39,166 --> 00:09:40,133 What? 311 00:09:40,166 --> 00:09:41,633 What? 312 00:09:41,666 --> 00:09:42,733 George, no way. 313 00:09:42,766 --> 00:09:44,133 You're engaged. 314 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:45,966 A coffee. Th-that doesn't mean anything. 315 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,900 [INCENSED] Ugh. No, George. 316 00:09:47,933 --> 00:09:49,900 Elaine. Forget it! 317 00:09:49,933 --> 00:09:51,200 Elaine! 318 00:09:51,233 --> 00:09:51,885 Elaine! Don't! 319 00:09:51,885 --> 00:09:53,533 Elaine! Don't! 320 00:09:53,566 --> 00:09:55,200 Oh! Oh! 321 00:09:55,233 --> 00:09:56,500 The judge! 322 00:09:56,533 --> 00:09:59,200 I-I hate this guy! 323 00:10:01,833 --> 00:10:02,866 I can't believe you're 324 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:04,300 buying your father a car. 325 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:06,400 And best of all, it's a Cadillac. 326 00:10:06,433 --> 00:10:07,400 [GASPS] 327 00:10:07,433 --> 00:10:09,466 A Cadillac? 328 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,500 Wow. 329 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,833 I had no idea you had 330 00:10:13,866 --> 00:10:15,433 this kind of money. 331 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:20,400 Oh, I-- I don't like to talk about it. 332 00:10:20,433 --> 00:10:21,885 Yeah, I mean, I thought you were doing okay. 333 00:10:21,885 --> 00:10:22,300 Yeah, I mean, I thought you were doing okay. 334 00:10:22,333 --> 00:10:24,466 I-I-- I just didn't think you were in 335 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,100 this kind of, you know, uh... 336 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,233 position. 337 00:10:30,900 --> 00:10:32,800 Ah, it's just money. 338 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,866 So when are you getting back from Florida? 339 00:10:36,566 --> 00:10:37,533 Oh, I don't know. 340 00:10:37,566 --> 00:10:38,866 Play it by ear. Why? 341 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:40,833 I don't know. Just... 342 00:10:40,866 --> 00:10:43,733 Things seem a little more exciting when you're around. 343 00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:47,000 That's all. 344 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:49,700 Are you okay? 345 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:51,885 Sure, sure. 346 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,366 Sure, sure. 347 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:54,366 What was that? 348 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,400 Quiet. Quiet. 349 00:10:56,566 --> 00:10:58,166 Hey, uh... 350 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,900 you know the guy who lives here? 351 00:10:59,933 --> 00:11:01,033 Yeah. 352 00:11:01,066 --> 00:11:02,800 All morning I've been waiting here. 353 00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:03,966 All morning. 354 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,533 [CHUCKLING] Oh, this is... 355 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,466 The guy says he's gonna be home. 356 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,733 I show up. And all I do is wait. 357 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:15,800 I'm getting pretty sick and tired of it. 358 00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:17,833 And I'm not gonna put up with it much longer. 359 00:11:17,866 --> 00:11:19,266 I'm loving this. 360 00:11:23,366 --> 00:11:25,033 Hey, there's a guy out here that-- 361 00:11:25,066 --> 00:11:26,500 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, I know. 362 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:28,566 Oh. 363 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,500 Thanks very much for yesterday, by the way. 364 00:11:31,533 --> 00:11:32,500 Jerry...he wants me 365 00:11:32,533 --> 00:11:34,733 to fix him up with Marisa Tomei. 366 00:11:34,766 --> 00:11:36,733 I am not gonna be a part of this! 367 00:11:36,766 --> 00:11:37,966 "Fixed up"? A cup of coffee. 368 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,966 A cup of coffee is not a fix-up. 369 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:40,966 You wanna meet her. 370 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,900 You wanna see if she likes you? 371 00:11:42,933 --> 00:11:44,733 So what? So what if I do? 372 00:11:44,766 --> 00:11:45,833 You're engaged! 373 00:11:45,866 --> 00:11:47,566 I'm aware! I'm aware! 374 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,566 But this is Marisa Tomei, Elaine. 375 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:51,800 An Oscar winner. 376 00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:51,885 How can I live the rest of my life 377 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,466 How can I live the rest of my life 378 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,500 knowing I could have been with Marisa Tomei? 379 00:11:55,533 --> 00:11:57,000 She said I was just her type. 380 00:11:57,033 --> 00:12:00,066 She loves short, stocky, balding funnymen. 381 00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:02,333 I notice you threw "stocky" in there. 382 00:12:02,366 --> 00:12:04,000 Yeah, what the hell! 383 00:12:04,033 --> 00:12:06,333 George, it's cheating. 384 00:12:06,366 --> 00:12:08,133 It's not cheating 385 00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:09,133 if there's no sex. 386 00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:10,300 Yes, it is. 387 00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:11,366 Jerry. 388 00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:16,833 Hundred. H-hold on a second. 389 00:12:19,033 --> 00:12:20,366 I'm-- I'm sorry. 390 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,800 I didn't hear what you said. 391 00:12:21,833 --> 00:12:21,885 Um... 392 00:12:21,885 --> 00:12:24,233 Um... 393 00:12:24,266 --> 00:12:25,233 Elaine, come on. 394 00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:26,466 Would you just make the call? 395 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:27,666 Please, make the call. 396 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:28,966 Yeah. Yeah, fine. I'll call. 397 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,200 All right. 398 00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:33,500 Eight fifty. 399 00:12:33,533 --> 00:12:34,633 Oh, right. 400 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:36,166 [PHONE RINGING] 401 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,500 So, uh... 402 00:12:40,533 --> 00:12:42,000 how are you getting to the airport? 403 00:12:42,033 --> 00:12:43,333 Do you need a ride, or...? 404 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,166 No, don't be silly. I've arranged a car. 405 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,500 You sure? You sure? 406 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:48,866 Because, you know... 407 00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:50,066 [SNIFFS] 408 00:12:52,266 --> 00:12:53,500 Maybe I'll let you pick me up. 409 00:12:53,533 --> 00:12:55,033 Okay. 410 00:12:57,866 --> 00:12:58,833 Oh, hi. 411 00:12:58,866 --> 00:13:00,666 Um, i-is Katy there? 412 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,000 W-- Uh, what? 413 00:13:06,033 --> 00:13:07,866 Oh, really? 414 00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:10,400 Well, could you tell her Elaine called? 415 00:13:10,433 --> 00:13:11,866 Yeah, thanks. 416 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:13,366 Huh. 417 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,666 She's in the hospital. 418 00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,133 She has an arrhythmia. 419 00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:18,833 What about Marisa Tomei? 420 00:13:29,124 --> 00:13:31,424 Morty, what do you have to open this box for? 421 00:13:31,457 --> 00:13:33,557 There's already a box of cookies open. 422 00:13:33,591 --> 00:13:34,924 I wanted a Chip Ahoy. 423 00:13:34,957 --> 00:13:37,124 Oh. I don't want all these open boxes. 424 00:13:37,157 --> 00:13:39,024 Look, I got a few good years left. 425 00:13:39,057 --> 00:13:40,524 If I want a Chip Ahoy, I'm having it. 426 00:13:40,557 --> 00:13:42,791 [DOOR OPENS] 427 00:13:42,824 --> 00:13:45,057 Surprise! 428 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,057 Jerry! 429 00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:47,691 Oh, my God! Oh. 430 00:13:47,724 --> 00:13:49,257 What the hell are you doing here? 431 00:13:49,291 --> 00:13:50,691 I'm a good son. 432 00:13:50,724 --> 00:13:52,591 Just like that? No call? 433 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:53,691 Just like that. 434 00:13:53,724 --> 00:13:55,024 Oh, you are really something. 435 00:13:55,057 --> 00:13:56,557 To what do we owe this great honor? 436 00:13:56,591 --> 00:13:58,291 You wanna know. Come on outside. 437 00:13:58,324 --> 00:13:59,924 Outside? What's going on? 438 00:13:59,957 --> 00:14:00,924 Whenever Jerry comes, 439 00:14:00,957 --> 00:14:02,524 something exciting happens. 440 00:14:02,557 --> 00:14:04,124 Ha-ha. Come on, come on. 441 00:14:04,157 --> 00:14:07,657 [♪] 442 00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:11,691 Well, what do you think? 443 00:14:11,724 --> 00:14:13,291 MORTY: Look at this. 444 00:14:13,324 --> 00:14:15,857 Look at this, heh-heh. 445 00:14:15,891 --> 00:14:17,424 You bought a Cadillac? 446 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,591 I bought it for you. 447 00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:19,591 It's yours. 448 00:14:19,624 --> 00:14:20,591 You what? 449 00:14:20,624 --> 00:14:21,891 You bought me a Cadillac? 450 00:14:21,924 --> 00:14:22,593 I bought you a Cadillac. 451 00:14:22,593 --> 00:14:23,257 I bought you a Cadillac. 452 00:14:23,291 --> 00:14:24,257 Here you go. 453 00:14:24,291 --> 00:14:26,591 Are you out of your mind? What? 454 00:14:26,624 --> 00:14:27,891 We can't take this. 455 00:14:27,924 --> 00:14:29,424 You don't want it? Are you kidding? 456 00:14:29,457 --> 00:14:31,224 He's not buying us a Cadillac. 457 00:14:31,257 --> 00:14:32,224 What are you, nuts? 458 00:14:32,257 --> 00:14:33,724 This is a very nice gesture, Jerry, 459 00:14:33,757 --> 00:14:34,891 but take it back. 460 00:14:34,924 --> 00:14:36,557 Can you believe this? 461 00:14:36,591 --> 00:14:38,124 I'm not letting him buy us a Cadillac. 462 00:14:38,157 --> 00:14:39,557 He hasn't got that kind of money. 463 00:14:39,591 --> 00:14:40,557 How do you know? 464 00:14:40,591 --> 00:14:42,857 Oh, get out of here, Mr. Big Shot. 465 00:14:42,891 --> 00:14:44,591 Why can't I buy my father a car? 466 00:14:44,624 --> 00:14:45,957 Your father doesn't need a car. 467 00:14:45,991 --> 00:14:47,591 Yes, I do! Oh, Morty. 468 00:14:47,624 --> 00:14:48,591 We're keeping it. 469 00:14:48,624 --> 00:14:49,591 Over my dead body. 470 00:14:49,624 --> 00:14:51,024 What? Give me those. Give me-- 471 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,593 Well, this worked out just as I had hoped. 472 00:14:52,593 --> 00:14:53,491 Well, this worked out just as I had hoped. 473 00:14:55,724 --> 00:14:57,724 [RINGING] 474 00:15:00,324 --> 00:15:01,691 KRAMER [ON MACHINE]: Giddyup. 475 00:15:01,724 --> 00:15:03,191 MAN: Yeah, this is Nick Stevens 476 00:15:03,224 --> 00:15:04,957 from Plaza Cable. 477 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,191 Well, I waited all morning again. 478 00:15:07,224 --> 00:15:09,424 You said you were gonna be there from 9 to 1. 479 00:15:09,457 --> 00:15:10,424 I was there. 480 00:15:10,457 --> 00:15:12,191 Where were you? 481 00:15:12,224 --> 00:15:13,691 You think I got nothing better to do 482 00:15:13,724 --> 00:15:15,057 than stand outside all morning 483 00:15:15,091 --> 00:15:16,791 waiting for you to show up? 484 00:15:16,824 --> 00:15:18,757 You're not gonna get away with this. 485 00:15:19,924 --> 00:15:21,857 Hey, Jerry, look at this. 486 00:15:21,891 --> 00:15:22,593 My seat's got a memory, 487 00:15:22,593 --> 00:15:23,191 My seat's got a memory, 488 00:15:23,224 --> 00:15:24,557 in case somebody moves it. 489 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,191 I could be in prison for five years. 490 00:15:26,224 --> 00:15:28,391 I come out, my seat goes right back to where I like it. 491 00:15:28,424 --> 00:15:30,124 That's what I was thinking. 492 00:15:30,791 --> 00:15:32,557 Hello, Jerry. 493 00:15:32,591 --> 00:15:34,191 Hi, Jack. 494 00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:35,791 So... 495 00:15:35,824 --> 00:15:37,224 how do you like this? 496 00:15:37,257 --> 00:15:38,224 Whose car? 497 00:15:38,257 --> 00:15:39,257 It's mine. 498 00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:40,957 Yours? That's right. 499 00:15:40,991 --> 00:15:42,457 My son bought it for me. 500 00:15:42,491 --> 00:15:43,457 He what? 501 00:15:43,491 --> 00:15:44,891 My son bought me the car. 502 00:15:44,924 --> 00:15:46,224 It's a present. 503 00:15:46,257 --> 00:15:47,224 You bought it? 504 00:15:47,257 --> 00:15:48,791 That's right, I bought it. 505 00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:50,191 You ever see one so nice? 506 00:15:50,224 --> 00:15:51,591 Some car. 507 00:15:51,624 --> 00:15:52,593 You wanna take a ride? 508 00:15:52,593 --> 00:15:52,624 You wanna take a ride? 509 00:15:52,657 --> 00:15:54,091 No. Thank you. 510 00:15:54,124 --> 00:15:55,224 Come on, take a ride. 511 00:15:55,257 --> 00:15:56,291 I don't wanna take a ride. 512 00:15:56,324 --> 00:15:57,291 Why not? 513 00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:58,591 I don't feel like taking a ride. 514 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,091 Do I have to take a ride? 515 00:16:00,124 --> 00:16:01,757 He doesn't wanna take a ride. Uh-huh. 516 00:16:01,791 --> 00:16:03,024 What do you think, 517 00:16:03,057 --> 00:16:04,724 I've never ridden in a Cadillac before? 518 00:16:04,757 --> 00:16:06,424 Believe me, I have ridden in a Cadillac 519 00:16:06,457 --> 00:16:07,424 hundreds of times. 520 00:16:07,457 --> 00:16:08,457 Thousands. 521 00:16:08,491 --> 00:16:09,724 Thousands? 522 00:16:09,757 --> 00:16:11,557 What, you think you're such a big shot now 523 00:16:11,591 --> 00:16:12,957 because you got a Cadillac? 524 00:16:12,991 --> 00:16:14,957 Ahh! Ahh! 525 00:16:14,991 --> 00:16:16,057 Did you believe that guy? 526 00:16:16,091 --> 00:16:17,591 Ahh! 527 00:16:18,891 --> 00:16:19,891 GEORGE: Anyway, 528 00:16:19,924 --> 00:16:21,291 I was thinking about what you said 529 00:16:21,324 --> 00:16:22,593 about, the... Me and Marisa. 530 00:16:22,593 --> 00:16:22,791 about, the... Me and Marisa. 531 00:16:22,824 --> 00:16:23,924 You know, about the, uh-- 532 00:16:23,957 --> 00:16:24,924 The two of us 533 00:16:24,957 --> 00:16:26,791 getting together, and-- 534 00:16:26,824 --> 00:16:29,091 And I know that I said that I was engaged. 535 00:16:29,124 --> 00:16:30,424 But, uh, you know, it's-- 536 00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:31,424 It's really just 537 00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:33,757 something you say, you know. 538 00:16:33,791 --> 00:16:35,424 It's like going steady, you know, uh... 539 00:16:35,457 --> 00:16:36,791 Going steady, engaged. 540 00:16:36,824 --> 00:16:38,591 It's-- It's-- It's all just stuff you say. 541 00:16:38,624 --> 00:16:39,924 [CHUCKLES] 542 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,957 Anyway, I, uh-- 543 00:16:41,991 --> 00:16:43,457 I was watching, uh, My Cousin Vinny 544 00:16:43,491 --> 00:16:45,257 on the, uh-- On the tape the other day. 545 00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:47,724 And I was thinking that, uh, you know, 546 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,691 the two of us might, uh, take a meeting, 547 00:16:49,724 --> 00:16:50,691 as they say. 548 00:16:50,724 --> 00:16:52,391 [CHUCKLES] 549 00:16:52,424 --> 00:16:52,593 So, what do you-- What do you think? 550 00:16:52,593 --> 00:16:54,291 So, what do you-- What do you think? 551 00:16:56,124 --> 00:16:57,191 Move a pinkie if it's yes. 552 00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:58,591 Can you move a pinkie? 553 00:17:02,091 --> 00:17:03,457 ♪ Ba, ba-ba, ba-ba ♪ 554 00:17:03,491 --> 00:17:05,057 [PHONE RINGS] 555 00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:08,557 "Yello." 556 00:17:08,591 --> 00:17:10,557 MAN: Hi, uh, uh, Mr. Kramer. 557 00:17:10,591 --> 00:17:12,957 Uh, this is McNab down at the phone company. 558 00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:15,591 We got a report about some trouble on your line. 559 00:17:15,624 --> 00:17:19,224 Hm. Well, I haven't had any trouble. 560 00:17:19,257 --> 00:17:20,957 Uh, the thing is, we happen to have a man 561 00:17:20,991 --> 00:17:22,191 right in your neighborhood. 562 00:17:22,224 --> 00:17:22,593 Oh. 563 00:17:22,593 --> 00:17:23,757 Oh. 564 00:17:23,791 --> 00:17:25,557 Is that right? 565 00:17:25,591 --> 00:17:26,724 Well, I have been having 566 00:17:26,757 --> 00:17:29,291 a little trouble with my call waiting. 567 00:17:29,324 --> 00:17:32,057 We can fix that. We can fix that. 568 00:17:32,091 --> 00:17:33,291 Oh, can you? 569 00:17:33,324 --> 00:17:34,557 Well, that's funny. 570 00:17:34,591 --> 00:17:35,724 Because as it happens, 571 00:17:35,757 --> 00:17:37,857 I don't have call waiting. 572 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,924 Seems to me that the phone company 573 00:17:39,957 --> 00:17:41,224 would know that. 574 00:17:41,257 --> 00:17:42,224 Oh, right. 575 00:17:42,257 --> 00:17:43,257 I'm sorry. 576 00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:45,524 I was looking at the wrong work order. 577 00:17:45,557 --> 00:17:46,757 [CHUCKLES] 578 00:17:46,791 --> 00:17:48,391 Yeah, could you hold on for a second? 579 00:17:48,424 --> 00:17:50,957 I've got something on the stove. 580 00:17:53,591 --> 00:17:55,291 [TURNS ON INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC] 581 00:17:57,557 --> 00:17:58,591 [EXHALES] 582 00:18:01,224 --> 00:18:02,891 [HORN HONKS] 583 00:18:02,924 --> 00:18:04,624 KRAMER: Hey, McNab! 584 00:18:04,657 --> 00:18:06,524 Chunnel's on HBO tonight! 585 00:18:06,557 --> 00:18:08,224 Why don't you stop by! 586 00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:10,791 [STAMMERS] 587 00:18:14,257 --> 00:18:16,457 All right. Next thing on the agenda: 588 00:18:16,491 --> 00:18:19,357 the restoration of the fence at the Broward Gate. 589 00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:22,593 At the present time, we are still accepting bids. 590 00:18:22,593 --> 00:18:22,624 At the present time, we are still accepting bids. 591 00:18:22,657 --> 00:18:24,691 Come on, it's been broken for six months already. 592 00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:26,091 What the hell are you doing? 593 00:18:26,124 --> 00:18:28,957 Well, I, as your president, have to find the best price. 594 00:18:28,991 --> 00:18:32,091 And right now, I, for one, do not think it's cost-feasible. 595 00:18:32,124 --> 00:18:33,824 I'll bet you don't. 596 00:18:34,924 --> 00:18:36,191 What's that? 597 00:18:36,224 --> 00:18:37,791 Come on, Morty. 598 00:18:37,824 --> 00:18:39,424 The jig is up. 599 00:18:39,457 --> 00:18:41,457 What are you talking about? I'm sorry. 600 00:18:41,491 --> 00:18:43,457 I'm sitting here the whole meeting 601 00:18:43,491 --> 00:18:44,757 holding my tongue. 602 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,024 I know you a long time, Morty. 603 00:18:46,057 --> 00:18:48,624 But I cannot hold it in any longer. 604 00:18:48,657 --> 00:18:49,691 What's going on, Jack? 605 00:18:49,724 --> 00:18:51,457 I'll tell you what's going on. 606 00:18:51,491 --> 00:18:52,593 Morty Seinfeld has been stealing funds 607 00:18:52,593 --> 00:18:54,257 Morty Seinfeld has been stealing funds 608 00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:55,257 from the treasury. 609 00:18:55,291 --> 00:18:56,424 Stealing? 610 00:18:56,457 --> 00:18:57,424 What proof do you have? 611 00:18:57,457 --> 00:18:58,957 Proof? You want proof? 612 00:18:58,991 --> 00:19:01,624 He's driving around in a brand-new Cadillac. 613 00:19:01,657 --> 00:19:03,124 Now, what more proof do you want? 614 00:19:03,157 --> 00:19:04,957 My son bought me that car. 615 00:19:04,991 --> 00:19:05,957 Your son? Yeah. 616 00:19:05,991 --> 00:19:08,724 Your son could never afford that car. 617 00:19:08,757 --> 00:19:10,257 We all saw his act 618 00:19:10,291 --> 00:19:11,924 last year at the playhouse. 619 00:19:11,957 --> 00:19:14,757 He's lucky he can pay his rent. 620 00:19:14,791 --> 00:19:15,757 Jack's right. 621 00:19:15,791 --> 00:19:17,757 He stinks! 622 00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:19,091 It's his material. 623 00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:21,757 I tell you, he bought it for me! 624 00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:22,593 I move for a full investigation. 625 00:19:22,593 --> 00:19:23,791 I move for a full investigation. 626 00:19:23,824 --> 00:19:25,124 I second. 627 00:19:30,391 --> 00:19:31,357 Impeachment? 628 00:19:31,391 --> 00:19:32,524 That's right. 629 00:19:32,557 --> 00:19:34,291 Have you ever heard of anything like that? 630 00:19:34,324 --> 00:19:35,291 Can they do that? 631 00:19:35,324 --> 00:19:36,624 If they get the votes. 632 00:19:36,657 --> 00:19:38,924 I told you we shouldn't have let him give us the car. 633 00:19:38,957 --> 00:19:40,757 Didn't you tell them I got the bill of sale? 634 00:19:40,791 --> 00:19:41,957 That proves I paid. 635 00:19:41,991 --> 00:19:43,391 It doesn't make a difference. 636 00:19:43,424 --> 00:19:45,424 They think we're in cahoots. 637 00:19:45,457 --> 00:19:47,891 You know, you could put a fence around these condos, 638 00:19:47,924 --> 00:19:49,691 and call it an insane asylum. 639 00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:51,391 Nobody would know the difference. 640 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,391 No one's ever been impeached before. 641 00:19:53,424 --> 00:19:54,391 I couldn't live here. 642 00:19:54,424 --> 00:19:56,124 We'd have to move to Boca. 643 00:19:56,157 --> 00:19:57,757 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 644 00:19:57,791 --> 00:19:58,250 Hello? 645 00:19:58,250 --> 00:19:59,557 Hello? 646 00:19:59,591 --> 00:20:00,857 Oh, hi, Evelyn. 647 00:20:00,891 --> 00:20:02,091 Hello, Jerry. 648 00:20:03,257 --> 00:20:06,257 I just got off the phone with Sol Brandes. 649 00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:07,257 What did he say? 650 00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:08,791 He's voting to impeach. 651 00:20:09,957 --> 00:20:12,557 Not because he thinks you stole the money, 652 00:20:12,591 --> 00:20:14,957 but mainly because you never thanked him 653 00:20:14,991 --> 00:20:18,224 for giving you his aisle seat at Freddy Roman's show. 654 00:20:18,257 --> 00:20:20,857 I did so thank him. 655 00:20:20,891 --> 00:20:21,891 No, he never heard you. 656 00:20:21,924 --> 00:20:23,791 I told you he didn't hear you. 657 00:20:23,824 --> 00:20:25,724 Ah, he's deaf anyway. 658 00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:26,724 Now... 659 00:20:26,757 --> 00:20:28,250 my sources tell me... 660 00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:29,624 my sources tell me... 661 00:20:29,657 --> 00:20:32,291 there's three votes for impeachment, 662 00:20:32,324 --> 00:20:34,357 three votes against impeachment, 663 00:20:34,391 --> 00:20:36,524 and one undecided. 664 00:20:36,557 --> 00:20:37,524 Who's that? 665 00:20:37,557 --> 00:20:38,724 Mrs. Choate. 666 00:20:38,757 --> 00:20:40,224 Who's she? MORTY: Oh, that one? 667 00:20:40,257 --> 00:20:41,591 She's been a member of the board 668 00:20:41,624 --> 00:20:42,757 longer than anybody. 669 00:20:42,791 --> 00:20:44,357 She's very tough to deal with. 670 00:20:44,391 --> 00:20:46,024 Maybe we should have her over for coffee 671 00:20:46,057 --> 00:20:48,224 and explain our side of it. 672 00:20:48,257 --> 00:20:49,457 That's a good idea. 673 00:20:49,491 --> 00:20:50,924 Okay. 674 00:20:50,957 --> 00:20:53,191 I'll see you at the Lichtenbergs' tonight. 675 00:20:53,224 --> 00:20:54,391 The Lichtenbergs'? 676 00:20:54,424 --> 00:20:56,224 Yes. They're having a party. 677 00:20:56,257 --> 00:20:57,991 We weren't invited. 678 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,624 Well... 679 00:21:00,657 --> 00:21:03,124 Probably they think you're too good for them. 680 00:21:03,157 --> 00:21:04,391 You know... 681 00:21:04,424 --> 00:21:05,891 because of the car. 682 00:21:07,591 --> 00:21:08,691 [DOOR CLOSES] 683 00:21:08,724 --> 00:21:10,724 We're losing all our friends. 684 00:21:12,591 --> 00:21:13,891 [PHONE RINGS] 685 00:21:16,491 --> 00:21:17,457 Hello? 686 00:21:17,491 --> 00:21:18,557 MAN: Hello, Mr. Kramer? 687 00:21:18,591 --> 00:21:20,424 This is John Hanaran from Con Ed. 688 00:21:20,457 --> 00:21:22,624 Oh, it's Hanaran now, is it? 689 00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:23,791 Yes. 690 00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,624 We've had some reports of power surges 691 00:21:25,657 --> 00:21:26,924 in your building. 692 00:21:26,957 --> 00:21:28,250 It seems some jokers were up on the roof, 693 00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:28,957 It seems some jokers were up on the roof, 694 00:21:28,991 --> 00:21:30,957 and they must have damaged some of the wires. 695 00:21:30,991 --> 00:21:33,424 Oh, you don't say. 696 00:21:33,457 --> 00:21:35,957 Yeah. Either way, we need to get into your apartment 697 00:21:35,991 --> 00:21:37,124 and do a safety check. 698 00:21:37,157 --> 00:21:41,024 Oh. You're good. 699 00:21:41,057 --> 00:21:43,924 You are really good. 700 00:21:43,957 --> 00:21:45,757 What are you talking about? 701 00:21:52,724 --> 00:21:55,257 I guess I should just go introduce myself, huh? 702 00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:57,291 Hey. What are you watching? 703 00:22:00,224 --> 00:22:01,624 Only You? 704 00:22:02,757 --> 00:22:05,257 That's another Marisa Tomei movie. 705 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:07,091 And you've seen that one too. 706 00:22:07,124 --> 00:22:09,557 What? Do you have a thing for her? 707 00:22:09,591 --> 00:22:11,424 [SCOFFS] Yeah. 708 00:22:11,457 --> 00:22:13,457 Yeah, I-- I have a thing for Marisa Tomei. 709 00:22:13,491 --> 00:22:14,857 [CHUCKLING] 710 00:22:14,891 --> 00:22:16,424 Like she would ever go out with a-- 711 00:22:16,457 --> 00:22:19,091 A short, stocky, bald man. 712 00:22:19,124 --> 00:22:20,924 Like, that's her type. 713 00:22:20,957 --> 00:22:22,424 She's an Oscar winner. 714 00:22:23,591 --> 00:22:25,691 Besides, I-- I don't even know her. 715 00:22:25,724 --> 00:22:27,624 It's not like anyone's trying to fix us up. 716 00:22:28,891 --> 00:22:31,424 Who-- Who would try and fix me up with Marisa Tomei? 717 00:22:31,457 --> 00:22:33,557 What are you talking about? 718 00:22:41,591 --> 00:22:44,624 [♪] 719 00:22:54,924 --> 00:22:57,257 Have I told you how much I love you today? 720 00:22:58,324 --> 00:23:01,057 Not in the last 15 minutes. 721 00:23:01,091 --> 00:23:03,791 Well, I do love you very much. 722 00:23:03,824 --> 00:23:05,424 And I love you, Marisa. 723 00:23:06,591 --> 00:23:07,757 Well, then. 724 00:23:07,791 --> 00:23:09,791 Come on, get dressed. 725 00:23:09,824 --> 00:23:11,924 We're going to be late for the premiere. 726 00:23:11,957 --> 00:23:13,057 Hm. 727 00:23:27,424 --> 00:23:28,250 [SIGHS] 728 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:28,591 [SIGHS] 729 00:23:39,657 --> 00:23:41,957 Oh. Stupid foldout. 730 00:23:41,991 --> 00:23:45,024 Why do they put the bar in the middle of the bed? 731 00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:47,057 [GROANING] 732 00:23:50,724 --> 00:23:52,724 [PHONE RINGS] 733 00:23:55,791 --> 00:23:56,757 Hello? 734 00:23:56,791 --> 00:23:58,250 Hi, Jerry. 735 00:23:58,250 --> 00:23:58,291 Hi, Jerry. 736 00:23:59,824 --> 00:24:01,124 Elaine? 737 00:24:01,157 --> 00:24:02,191 W-what's going on? 738 00:24:02,224 --> 00:24:04,024 Ahem. I was thinking. 739 00:24:04,057 --> 00:24:05,891 I mean, I'm not really... 740 00:24:05,924 --> 00:24:07,224 doing that much this weekend, 741 00:24:07,257 --> 00:24:09,091 and I thought, "Well... 742 00:24:09,124 --> 00:24:10,457 "what the hell. 743 00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:12,957 Maybe I'll come down there and hang out a little." 744 00:24:12,991 --> 00:24:14,391 You want to hang out here 745 00:24:14,424 --> 00:24:16,357 at... Phase Two 746 00:24:16,391 --> 00:24:18,357 in the Pines of Mar Gables? 747 00:24:18,391 --> 00:24:19,824 [GIGGLING] 748 00:24:23,824 --> 00:24:25,257 Well... 749 00:24:25,291 --> 00:24:27,357 it's just two hours by plane. 750 00:24:27,391 --> 00:24:28,250 Gee, I-- I don't know what to tell you anymore. 751 00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:29,891 Gee, I-- I don't know what to tell you anymore. 752 00:24:29,924 --> 00:24:30,891 [BEEP] Damn it! 753 00:24:30,924 --> 00:24:32,357 Got another call. 754 00:24:32,391 --> 00:24:34,291 Uh, hang on. Don't-- Don't hang up, Jerry. 755 00:24:34,324 --> 00:24:35,791 [CLICKS OVER] 756 00:24:35,824 --> 00:24:36,791 [ANNOYED] Yeah? 757 00:24:36,824 --> 00:24:38,124 Elaine, you have got to get me 758 00:24:38,157 --> 00:24:39,691 Marisa Tomei's phone number. 759 00:24:39,724 --> 00:24:41,257 Okay, George, I'm on the other line. 760 00:24:41,291 --> 00:24:43,557 I promise you I'll get you her number. 761 00:24:44,591 --> 00:24:45,557 Yeah. 762 00:24:45,591 --> 00:24:46,724 Goodbye. 763 00:24:46,757 --> 00:24:47,824 [CLICKS OVER] 764 00:24:49,581 --> 00:24:51,614 Hi. 765 00:24:51,648 --> 00:24:53,181 Hi. 766 00:24:53,214 --> 00:24:54,948 So, what do you think? 767 00:24:54,981 --> 00:24:56,681 Uh, I don't think so. 768 00:24:58,014 --> 00:24:58,250 Oh. 769 00:24:58,250 --> 00:24:59,148 Oh. 770 00:24:59,181 --> 00:25:00,181 I'll be back on Monday. 771 00:25:00,214 --> 00:25:03,014 Well, if you would need that ride, 772 00:25:03,048 --> 00:25:04,181 just, um... 773 00:25:04,214 --> 00:25:06,381 give me a call, heh. 774 00:25:06,414 --> 00:25:08,481 I-I can meet you at the gate, Jerr. 775 00:25:08,514 --> 00:25:09,848 Yeah, yeah. Whatever. 776 00:25:09,881 --> 00:25:10,948 All right, I-I'll see you. 777 00:25:10,981 --> 00:25:12,048 Jerr. Jerry? 778 00:25:12,081 --> 00:25:13,048 Yeah? 779 00:25:13,081 --> 00:25:14,514 Bye. 780 00:25:16,381 --> 00:25:17,681 Bye. 781 00:25:19,648 --> 00:25:20,648 GEORGE: Yeah, sure. 782 00:25:20,681 --> 00:25:22,648 No, that's fantastic. 783 00:25:22,681 --> 00:25:24,648 Uh, I'll see you then. 784 00:25:24,681 --> 00:25:26,248 [CHUCKLES] Okay. 785 00:25:28,381 --> 00:25:30,681 I just got off the phone with Marisa Tomei. 786 00:25:30,714 --> 00:25:33,481 I just spoke to Marisa Tomei. 787 00:25:33,514 --> 00:25:35,048 And I-I wasn't even that nervous. 788 00:25:35,081 --> 00:25:36,848 You know, I can't remember calling a woman 789 00:25:36,881 --> 00:25:38,014 without being nervous. 790 00:25:38,048 --> 00:25:39,848 Usually, I'm pacing all over the room. 791 00:25:39,881 --> 00:25:41,781 I write down things to say. 792 00:25:41,814 --> 00:25:43,781 Okay, well, that's all the time 793 00:25:43,814 --> 00:25:45,014 we have for today. 794 00:25:45,048 --> 00:25:47,848 But why don't we pick up with this next week? 795 00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:48,848 Where are you going? 796 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:49,848 I got stuff to do. 797 00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:51,148 What? You can't leave yet. 798 00:25:51,181 --> 00:25:52,148 Why not? 799 00:25:52,181 --> 00:25:53,348 We have to discuss my alibi. 800 00:25:53,381 --> 00:25:54,481 Alibi? 801 00:25:54,514 --> 00:25:55,848 What does that have to do with me? 802 00:25:55,881 --> 00:25:57,981 I usually spend Saturday afternoons with Susan. 803 00:25:58,014 --> 00:25:58,250 She's gonna wanna know what I'm doing. 804 00:25:58,250 --> 00:25:59,648 She's gonna wanna know what I'm doing. 805 00:25:59,681 --> 00:26:01,848 I can't use Jerry. He's in Florida. 806 00:26:01,881 --> 00:26:03,281 So you wanna say you were with me? 807 00:26:03,314 --> 00:26:04,514 Yes. 808 00:26:05,548 --> 00:26:07,314 Okay, fine. You were with me. 809 00:26:07,348 --> 00:26:08,681 W-wait a second. Wait a second. 810 00:26:08,714 --> 00:26:09,681 What were we doing? 811 00:26:09,714 --> 00:26:10,681 Where were we? 812 00:26:10,714 --> 00:26:12,214 Why are we together? 813 00:26:12,248 --> 00:26:14,214 What is the difference? 814 00:26:14,248 --> 00:26:15,381 Because if you ever see her, 815 00:26:15,414 --> 00:26:17,914 and it comes up, we have to be in sync. 816 00:26:18,914 --> 00:26:20,014 Nuh. 817 00:26:21,714 --> 00:26:23,348 [SIGHS] 818 00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:25,048 Okay. Now... 819 00:26:25,981 --> 00:26:28,250 Why do I have to see you? 820 00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:28,348 Why do I have to see you? 821 00:26:31,181 --> 00:26:32,214 Ah! 822 00:26:33,548 --> 00:26:36,148 Because I'm going to the dentist... 823 00:26:36,181 --> 00:26:37,948 and I'm afraid... 824 00:26:37,981 --> 00:26:39,881 and I want you to go with me. 825 00:26:41,248 --> 00:26:42,548 That's no good. 826 00:26:42,581 --> 00:26:44,714 Okay. 827 00:26:44,748 --> 00:26:45,881 Fine. 828 00:26:45,914 --> 00:26:47,281 What? 829 00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:48,481 I don't like the way 830 00:26:48,514 --> 00:26:50,014 you just rejected my suggestion. 831 00:26:50,048 --> 00:26:51,614 Hey, let's not get so defensive here. 832 00:26:51,648 --> 00:26:53,281 This is a give-and-take process. 833 00:26:53,314 --> 00:26:56,048 I thought that my suggestion was good. 834 00:26:56,081 --> 00:26:58,250 And I think you could have been a little more tactful. 835 00:26:58,250 --> 00:26:59,014 And I think you could have been a little more tactful. 836 00:26:59,048 --> 00:27:02,014 Okay, look, we've never worked together on a lie. 837 00:27:02,048 --> 00:27:03,548 You don't understand how I work. 838 00:27:03,581 --> 00:27:04,881 I have a certain way of working. 839 00:27:04,914 --> 00:27:06,814 Jerry and I have worked together a few times. 840 00:27:06,848 --> 00:27:08,214 He knows how I work. 841 00:27:08,248 --> 00:27:09,448 Not a personal thing. 842 00:27:09,481 --> 00:27:10,648 We're just trying to come up 843 00:27:10,681 --> 00:27:12,348 with the best possible lie. 844 00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:13,648 That's what this is all about. 845 00:27:13,681 --> 00:27:14,881 Okay. All right? 846 00:27:14,914 --> 00:27:15,948 Okay. Okay? 847 00:27:15,981 --> 00:27:17,014 Fine. Good. 848 00:27:17,048 --> 00:27:18,548 Fine, fine, fine, fine. 849 00:27:19,714 --> 00:27:21,348 Okay. [EXHALES] 850 00:27:23,081 --> 00:27:25,048 Okay, how about this? 851 00:27:25,081 --> 00:27:27,348 What? You are having boyfriend problems, 852 00:27:27,381 --> 00:27:28,250 and I am meeting you to discuss the situation. 853 00:27:28,250 --> 00:27:30,848 and I am meeting you to discuss the situation. 854 00:27:30,881 --> 00:27:32,448 I don't have a boyfriend. 855 00:27:32,481 --> 00:27:33,448 She doesn't know that. 856 00:27:33,481 --> 00:27:34,881 We say that you do. 857 00:27:35,381 --> 00:27:37,181 Ugh. 858 00:27:37,214 --> 00:27:38,181 It's good. 859 00:27:38,214 --> 00:27:39,314 Believe me. 860 00:27:39,348 --> 00:27:42,114 I thought my idea was just as good. 861 00:27:42,148 --> 00:27:43,348 The dentist thing? 862 00:27:43,381 --> 00:27:44,348 Yeah, right. 863 00:27:44,381 --> 00:27:45,514 The dentist thing. 864 00:27:45,548 --> 00:27:47,014 The dentist thing was not good. 865 00:27:47,048 --> 00:27:48,814 Okay. All right. 866 00:27:48,848 --> 00:27:50,681 What is his name? Who is he? 867 00:27:50,714 --> 00:27:52,848 Art Vandelay. 868 00:27:52,881 --> 00:27:55,681 Art Vandelay? 869 00:27:55,714 --> 00:27:56,814 This is my boyfriend? 870 00:27:56,848 --> 00:27:58,014 That's your boyfriend. 871 00:27:58,048 --> 00:27:58,250 What does he do? [SNAPS] 872 00:27:58,250 --> 00:28:00,181 What does he do? [SNAPS] 873 00:28:00,214 --> 00:28:01,181 He's an importer. 874 00:28:01,214 --> 00:28:03,614 Just imports? No exports? 875 00:28:03,648 --> 00:28:06,681 He's an importer-exporter. Okay? 876 00:28:06,714 --> 00:28:08,381 All right. 877 00:28:08,414 --> 00:28:09,448 So... 878 00:28:09,481 --> 00:28:11,248 I'm dating Art Vandelay. 879 00:28:12,414 --> 00:28:14,381 What is the problem we're discussing? 880 00:28:15,748 --> 00:28:17,381 Yes. Yes. 881 00:28:17,414 --> 00:28:19,248 [LOW VOICE] Hi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi. 882 00:28:21,081 --> 00:28:22,081 Ah! 883 00:28:23,248 --> 00:28:24,481 How about this? 884 00:28:24,514 --> 00:28:28,148 How about he's thinking of quitting the exporting, 885 00:28:28,181 --> 00:28:28,250 and just focusing in on the importing. 886 00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:31,214 and just focusing in on the importing. 887 00:28:31,248 --> 00:28:32,514 And this is causing a problem. 888 00:28:32,548 --> 00:28:35,214 Because why not do both? 889 00:28:38,681 --> 00:28:39,681 Oh, what? 890 00:28:39,714 --> 00:28:41,714 You don't like that suggestion either? 891 00:28:41,748 --> 00:28:44,314 It's very complicated. 892 00:28:44,348 --> 00:28:48,048 You know, it seems to me that it's all you, 893 00:28:48,081 --> 00:28:50,214 and none of my ideas are getting in. 894 00:28:50,248 --> 00:28:52,214 You know, I mean, you just know it all. 895 00:28:52,248 --> 00:28:53,948 And I am Miss Stupid. 896 00:28:53,981 --> 00:28:55,081 Right? 897 00:28:58,681 --> 00:28:59,814 MORTY: What are you doing? 898 00:28:59,848 --> 00:29:01,781 Are you making coffee? Yeah. 899 00:29:01,814 --> 00:29:03,448 Well, you better make a pot of tea too. 900 00:29:03,481 --> 00:29:05,214 Morty, you're driving me crazy. 901 00:29:05,248 --> 00:29:07,181 Look, I don't want anything to go wrong. 902 00:29:07,214 --> 00:29:08,648 If this woman votes to impeach me, 903 00:29:08,681 --> 00:29:09,948 I'll be a laughingstock. 904 00:29:09,981 --> 00:29:11,114 You wanna drive a Cadillac, 905 00:29:11,148 --> 00:29:12,814 expect to pay the consequences. 906 00:29:12,848 --> 00:29:13,948 [DOORBELL RINGS] 907 00:29:13,981 --> 00:29:15,214 There she is. 908 00:29:18,381 --> 00:29:19,814 Hello. Hello, Mrs. Choate. 909 00:29:19,848 --> 00:29:20,814 Oh, come in. Come in. 910 00:29:20,848 --> 00:29:22,148 May I take your coat? 911 00:29:22,181 --> 00:29:23,548 No, no. I prefer to wear it. 912 00:29:23,581 --> 00:29:25,381 Nobody's taking my coat. 913 00:29:25,414 --> 00:29:27,481 Oh. How about a cup of coffee or something? 914 00:29:27,514 --> 00:29:28,250 Coffee? Ah. 915 00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:28,881 Coffee? Ah. 916 00:29:28,914 --> 00:29:31,848 Uh, I'll take hot water with lemon, if you have it. 917 00:29:31,881 --> 00:29:33,548 Uh, please, have a seat. 918 00:29:33,581 --> 00:29:35,214 That's a lovely scarf you're wearing. 919 00:29:35,248 --> 00:29:36,981 Uh, where did you get it? 920 00:29:37,014 --> 00:29:38,848 Oh, they're a dime a dozen. 921 00:29:38,881 --> 00:29:39,848 Oh, hi, Jerry. 922 00:29:39,881 --> 00:29:42,081 Mrs. Choate, this is my son, Jerry. 923 00:29:45,248 --> 00:29:46,881 Give me that rye. Stop it. 924 00:29:46,914 --> 00:29:48,614 Help! Someone help! 925 00:29:48,648 --> 00:29:50,114 Shut up, you old bag. 926 00:29:50,148 --> 00:29:51,648 Oh. Thief. Thief! 927 00:29:51,681 --> 00:29:53,014 Stop him! Stop him. 928 00:29:53,048 --> 00:29:54,581 He's got my rye! 929 00:29:57,814 --> 00:29:58,250 Nice to meet you. 930 00:29:58,250 --> 00:29:58,781 Nice to meet you. 931 00:29:58,814 --> 00:30:00,548 Hello. 932 00:30:00,581 --> 00:30:01,648 Jerry lives in New York. 933 00:30:01,681 --> 00:30:02,881 You just came from New York? 934 00:30:02,914 --> 00:30:03,881 Yeah, 935 00:30:03,914 --> 00:30:05,048 I was visiting my daughter. 936 00:30:05,081 --> 00:30:06,614 And I'll never go back. 937 00:30:06,648 --> 00:30:07,781 The crime there 938 00:30:07,814 --> 00:30:09,214 is just terrible. 939 00:30:09,248 --> 00:30:10,548 Do you know I got mugged 940 00:30:10,581 --> 00:30:13,014 for a marble rye right on the street? 941 00:30:13,048 --> 00:30:14,514 HELEN: Oh, that's terrible. 942 00:30:14,548 --> 00:30:15,514 They stole a rye? 943 00:30:15,548 --> 00:30:17,014 Why would they steal a rye? 944 00:30:17,048 --> 00:30:18,648 That's what the city's turning into. 945 00:30:18,681 --> 00:30:20,014 They'll steal anything. 946 00:30:20,048 --> 00:30:21,381 They're like savages. 947 00:30:21,414 --> 00:30:24,848 Yeah, there are some sickos out there. 948 00:30:24,881 --> 00:30:26,514 You look very familiar. 949 00:30:26,548 --> 00:30:28,048 H-have we ever met? 950 00:30:28,081 --> 00:30:28,250 You ever go to Camp Tioga? 951 00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:30,314 You ever go to Camp Tioga? 952 00:30:31,514 --> 00:30:33,214 Maybe you've seen him on television. 953 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:34,948 Jerry's a comedian. 954 00:30:34,981 --> 00:30:36,814 No, I don't watch TV. 955 00:30:36,848 --> 00:30:38,114 Well, it was nice meeting you. 956 00:30:38,148 --> 00:30:39,114 Jerry, don't go. 957 00:30:39,148 --> 00:30:40,248 Oh, I think I'll go. 958 00:30:41,581 --> 00:30:42,614 So, Morty, 959 00:30:42,648 --> 00:30:43,648 what's this all about? 960 00:30:43,681 --> 00:30:44,681 What do you want? 961 00:30:44,714 --> 00:30:46,948 SUSAN: Hey, where are you going? 962 00:30:46,981 --> 00:30:49,514 Oh, I-- I didn't tell you? 963 00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:51,614 I-I gotta go, uh, meet Elaine. 964 00:30:51,648 --> 00:30:52,714 Elaine? What for? 965 00:30:52,748 --> 00:30:53,781 I don't know. 966 00:30:53,814 --> 00:30:55,214 She-- she's having some problems 967 00:30:55,248 --> 00:30:56,981 with this guy she's seeing. 968 00:30:57,014 --> 00:30:58,250 I didn't know she was dating anyone. 969 00:30:58,250 --> 00:30:58,548 I didn't know she was dating anyone. 970 00:30:58,581 --> 00:30:59,681 Yeah, yeah. 971 00:30:59,714 --> 00:31:02,348 She's seeing this guy, Art Vandelay. 972 00:31:03,048 --> 00:31:04,014 So, what does he do? 973 00:31:04,048 --> 00:31:05,814 He's an importer-exporter. 974 00:31:05,848 --> 00:31:07,848 What kind of problems are they having? 975 00:31:07,881 --> 00:31:10,948 Well, he, um... 976 00:31:10,981 --> 00:31:12,181 He wants to, uh, 977 00:31:12,214 --> 00:31:14,748 quit the exporting and, um... 978 00:31:15,848 --> 00:31:17,514 focus just on the importing. 979 00:31:19,348 --> 00:31:22,148 And it's a problem, because she thinks the exporting 980 00:31:22,181 --> 00:31:24,981 is as important as the importing. 981 00:31:25,014 --> 00:31:27,348 Are you having an affair with Elaine? 982 00:31:29,581 --> 00:31:32,148 [CHUCKLING] Right. Come on. 983 00:31:32,181 --> 00:31:34,848 I'm having an affair with Elaine? 984 00:31:34,881 --> 00:31:36,481 If I was having an affair with Elaine, 985 00:31:36,514 --> 00:31:38,648 I wouldn't tell you I'm going to see Elaine. 986 00:31:38,681 --> 00:31:41,314 I-I would make up another person to tell you I was gonna go see, 987 00:31:41,348 --> 00:31:42,881 and then I would go see Ela-- 988 00:31:42,914 --> 00:31:43,981 Elaine. 989 00:31:45,648 --> 00:31:46,814 Uh-huh. 990 00:31:55,014 --> 00:31:57,014 [♪] 991 00:33:25,514 --> 00:33:26,514 I'll get you! 992 00:33:26,548 --> 00:33:28,250 I'll get you, Kramer! 993 00:33:28,250 --> 00:33:28,881 I'll get you, Kramer! 994 00:33:28,914 --> 00:33:30,314 You won't get away with this! 995 00:33:35,811 --> 00:33:37,445 All right, are you ready to eat? 996 00:33:38,178 --> 00:33:39,378 Oh, right, let's go. 997 00:33:39,411 --> 00:33:40,778 Jerry, let's go. It's time to eat. 998 00:33:40,811 --> 00:33:41,911 We're going to dinner. 999 00:33:43,611 --> 00:33:44,745 Dinner? 1000 00:33:44,778 --> 00:33:45,745 Well, what time is it? 1001 00:33:45,778 --> 00:33:46,878 It's 4:30. 1002 00:33:46,911 --> 00:33:48,545 Four thirty? 1003 00:33:48,578 --> 00:33:49,978 Who eats dinner at 4:30? 1004 00:33:50,011 --> 00:33:52,745 By the time we sit down, it'll be quarter to 5. 1005 00:33:52,778 --> 00:33:54,911 I don't understand why we have to eat now. 1006 00:33:54,945 --> 00:33:56,278 We gotta catch the early-bird. 1007 00:33:56,311 --> 00:33:58,411 It's only between 4:30 and 6. 1008 00:33:58,445 --> 00:33:59,911 Yeah, they give you a tenderloin, 1009 00:33:59,945 --> 00:34:02,311 a salad and a baked potato for $4.95. 1010 00:34:02,345 --> 00:34:02,469 You know what that costs you after 6? Ha-ha. 1011 00:34:02,469 --> 00:34:04,911 You know what that costs you after 6? Ha-ha. 1012 00:34:04,945 --> 00:34:06,545 Can't we eat at a decent hour? 1013 00:34:06,578 --> 00:34:08,145 I'll treat, okay? 1014 00:34:08,178 --> 00:34:09,911 You're not buying us dinner. 1015 00:34:09,945 --> 00:34:12,545 I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 4:30 1016 00:34:12,578 --> 00:34:13,778 to save a couple bucks. 1017 00:34:13,811 --> 00:34:14,811 I'll tell you that. 1018 00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:16,445 [SIGHS] 1019 00:34:16,478 --> 00:34:18,078 All right. 1020 00:34:18,111 --> 00:34:20,045 We'll wait. 1021 00:34:20,078 --> 00:34:21,811 But it's unheard of. 1022 00:34:26,478 --> 00:34:27,445 GEORGE: So anyway, 1023 00:34:27,478 --> 00:34:29,078 if you-- If you think about it, 1024 00:34:29,111 --> 00:34:31,878 "manure" is not really that bad a word. 1025 00:34:31,911 --> 00:34:32,469 I mean, it's "newer," which is good. 1026 00:34:32,469 --> 00:34:34,211 I mean, it's "newer," which is good. 1027 00:34:34,245 --> 00:34:36,245 [LAUGHING] And a "ma" in front of it, 1028 00:34:36,278 --> 00:34:37,711 which is also good. 1029 00:34:37,745 --> 00:34:38,711 "Ma-nure." 1030 00:34:38,745 --> 00:34:40,411 So it's really not that bad. 1031 00:34:40,445 --> 00:34:41,411 You're so right. 1032 00:34:41,445 --> 00:34:43,211 I never thought of it like that. 1033 00:34:43,245 --> 00:34:44,211 "Manure." 1034 00:34:44,245 --> 00:34:45,211 "Ma" and the "newer." 1035 00:34:45,245 --> 00:34:47,811 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1036 00:34:47,845 --> 00:34:49,211 Did you just make that up? 1037 00:34:49,245 --> 00:34:51,478 What, you think I'm doing material here? 1038 00:34:51,511 --> 00:34:52,945 No, no. I'm not saying that. 1039 00:34:52,978 --> 00:34:55,078 It's hard to believe anyone could be so... 1040 00:34:55,111 --> 00:34:57,078 spontaneously funny. 1041 00:34:57,111 --> 00:34:58,878 And I'm a little tired. 1042 00:34:58,911 --> 00:35:00,611 [LAUGHS] 1043 00:35:00,645 --> 00:35:02,311 So tell me... 1044 00:35:02,345 --> 00:35:02,469 how is it that a man like you... 1045 00:35:02,469 --> 00:35:04,945 how is it that a man like you... 1046 00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:06,978 so bald and... 1047 00:35:07,011 --> 00:35:09,145 so quirky and funny... 1048 00:35:09,178 --> 00:35:10,945 How is it you're not taken? 1049 00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:15,378 Well, Marisa... 1050 00:35:15,411 --> 00:35:17,311 see, the-- The thing is... 1051 00:35:19,745 --> 00:35:21,278 I'm sort of engaged. 1052 00:35:24,178 --> 00:35:25,145 What? 1053 00:35:25,178 --> 00:35:27,211 I'm, you know... 1054 00:35:27,245 --> 00:35:28,678 "engaged." 1055 00:35:36,178 --> 00:35:38,245 JERRY: Hey, look, there's a spot right in front. 1056 00:35:38,278 --> 00:35:40,478 MORTY: Always, Jerry. Always. 1057 00:35:45,778 --> 00:35:47,778 Was that delicious or what? 1058 00:35:47,811 --> 00:35:49,611 Where you gonna get a better meal than that? 1059 00:35:49,645 --> 00:35:51,111 It's better than Danny's. 1060 00:35:51,145 --> 00:35:53,278 Danny's? Come on. 1061 00:35:53,311 --> 00:35:54,778 MORTY: Hello, Jack. Doris. 1062 00:35:54,811 --> 00:35:56,711 Hi, Jack. Hi, Doris. Jerry. 1063 00:35:56,745 --> 00:35:58,011 Hello, Morty. 1064 00:35:59,778 --> 00:36:01,211 Well... 1065 00:36:01,245 --> 00:36:02,469 you missed the early-bird. 1066 00:36:02,469 --> 00:36:02,645 you missed the early-bird. 1067 00:36:02,678 --> 00:36:04,445 Yeah? So? 1068 00:36:04,478 --> 00:36:06,711 Must be nice... 1069 00:36:06,745 --> 00:36:08,411 to have that kind of money. 1070 00:36:09,478 --> 00:36:10,445 Bernie. 1071 00:36:10,478 --> 00:36:13,945 Look who's eating at 6:00. 1072 00:36:13,978 --> 00:36:15,078 Your suddenly 1073 00:36:15,111 --> 00:36:17,278 well-to-do president. 1074 00:36:17,311 --> 00:36:18,578 [WHISPERS] Stop it, Jack. 1075 00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:22,745 Uh, you enjoy your last meal in office. 1076 00:36:22,778 --> 00:36:24,745 Tomorrow, when they kick you out, 1077 00:36:24,778 --> 00:36:26,945 you'll have plenty of time to drive around 1078 00:36:26,978 --> 00:36:28,878 in your Cadillac. 1079 00:36:28,911 --> 00:36:31,111 They're not kicking me out. 1080 00:36:31,145 --> 00:36:32,469 You don't have the votes. 1081 00:36:32,469 --> 00:36:32,711 You don't have the votes. 1082 00:36:32,745 --> 00:36:34,911 That's what you think. 1083 00:36:34,945 --> 00:36:35,911 We'll see. 1084 00:36:35,945 --> 00:36:37,445 Yes, we will. 1085 00:36:37,478 --> 00:36:39,111 All right, let's eat already. 1086 00:36:44,578 --> 00:36:45,778 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1087 00:36:46,778 --> 00:36:47,745 [SIGHS] 1088 00:36:47,778 --> 00:36:49,611 Hi, Susan. Hi. 1089 00:36:49,645 --> 00:36:50,811 Hi. 1090 00:36:50,845 --> 00:36:52,045 Come in. 1091 00:36:52,078 --> 00:36:53,578 Come in. 1092 00:36:53,611 --> 00:36:54,745 Have a seat. 1093 00:36:54,778 --> 00:36:56,878 Uh, Elaine, I have to ask you a question. 1094 00:36:56,911 --> 00:36:58,211 Oh, sure. 1095 00:36:58,245 --> 00:36:59,778 Are you having an affair with George? 1096 00:36:59,811 --> 00:37:00,778 What? 1097 00:37:00,811 --> 00:37:02,469 [LAUGHING] 1098 00:37:02,469 --> 00:37:02,911 [LAUGHING] 1099 00:37:06,811 --> 00:37:08,478 Oh, no. 1100 00:37:08,511 --> 00:37:11,545 Don't be ridiculous. 1101 00:37:11,578 --> 00:37:12,978 I mean, why would anyone 1102 00:37:13,011 --> 00:37:14,578 wanna sleep--? 1103 00:37:17,411 --> 00:37:18,578 Well, obviously... 1104 00:37:20,478 --> 00:37:21,545 You know-- Of-- Of-- 1105 00:37:21,578 --> 00:37:22,945 [STAMMERS] 1106 00:37:22,978 --> 00:37:25,645 Why would you think I was having an affair with George? 1107 00:37:25,678 --> 00:37:26,645 Oh. 1108 00:37:26,678 --> 00:37:28,111 Because he said that he had to 1109 00:37:28,145 --> 00:37:30,545 talk with you earlier about some... 1110 00:37:30,578 --> 00:37:32,211 problem that you were having. 1111 00:37:32,245 --> 00:37:32,469 Yeah. 1112 00:37:32,469 --> 00:37:33,211 Yeah. 1113 00:37:33,245 --> 00:37:35,045 Yeah, I did have to talk with him. 1114 00:37:35,078 --> 00:37:37,578 I-I definitely had to talk with him. 1115 00:37:37,611 --> 00:37:40,745 I was having a problem with my...boyfriend. 1116 00:37:42,111 --> 00:37:43,078 Art Vandelay? 1117 00:37:43,111 --> 00:37:44,978 Yeah, Art Vandelay. 1118 00:37:45,011 --> 00:37:46,278 I'm sorry. 1119 00:37:46,311 --> 00:37:47,611 I-- I feel like an idiot. 1120 00:37:47,645 --> 00:37:49,745 [CHUCKLING] No, no. [LAUGHS] 1121 00:37:49,778 --> 00:37:51,778 That's okay. 1122 00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:53,145 Just forget that we ever talked. 1123 00:37:53,178 --> 00:37:54,145 It is so forgotten. 1124 00:37:54,178 --> 00:37:55,578 All right. Okay. 1125 00:37:55,611 --> 00:37:57,445 Okay. It's no problem. 1126 00:38:01,478 --> 00:38:02,469 So was George helpful at all? 1127 00:38:02,469 --> 00:38:03,278 So was George helpful at all? 1128 00:38:03,311 --> 00:38:05,645 Yeah. Oh, yes. 1129 00:38:05,678 --> 00:38:07,278 Yes, he was very helpful. 1130 00:38:08,278 --> 00:38:09,945 Um... 1131 00:38:09,978 --> 00:38:12,145 You know, because Art and I were getting into 1132 00:38:12,178 --> 00:38:14,245 this whole thing about his business. 1133 00:38:15,511 --> 00:38:17,078 You know, he's an importer-exporter. 1134 00:38:17,111 --> 00:38:18,111 Yeah. 1135 00:38:18,145 --> 00:38:20,145 George felt that I was too adamant 1136 00:38:20,178 --> 00:38:22,745 in my stand that Art should... 1137 00:38:22,778 --> 00:38:24,445 focus on the exporting 1138 00:38:24,478 --> 00:38:26,545 and forget about the importing. 1139 00:38:26,578 --> 00:38:27,711 Wait a minute. 1140 00:38:27,745 --> 00:38:29,645 I thought Art wanted to give up the exporting. 1141 00:38:29,678 --> 00:38:31,278 What did I say? 1142 00:38:31,311 --> 00:38:32,445 The importing. 1143 00:38:32,478 --> 00:38:34,445 I did? 1144 00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:35,945 Oh. 1145 00:38:35,978 --> 00:38:37,911 So, what does he, uh... 1146 00:38:37,945 --> 00:38:39,011 import? 1147 00:38:40,478 --> 00:38:41,545 Chips. 1148 00:38:41,578 --> 00:38:43,245 Ah. 1149 00:38:43,278 --> 00:38:44,245 What kind of chips? 1150 00:38:44,278 --> 00:38:45,911 Potato. Ah. 1151 00:38:45,945 --> 00:38:46,945 Some corn. 1152 00:38:46,978 --> 00:38:48,445 And what does he export? 1153 00:38:48,478 --> 00:38:50,645 Diapers. 1154 00:38:51,645 --> 00:38:52,778 I'm sorry to bother you. 1155 00:38:52,811 --> 00:38:54,211 Oh, no, it's okay. 1156 00:38:54,245 --> 00:38:56,111 [BOTH LAUGH] 1157 00:38:57,145 --> 00:38:58,311 Okay. 1158 00:39:03,678 --> 00:39:05,445 [WHISPERING] Come on, George, pick up. 1159 00:39:05,478 --> 00:39:06,845 Oh, pick up. Oh, pick up. 1160 00:39:11,911 --> 00:39:12,811 Hi. 1161 00:39:12,845 --> 00:39:14,278 Hi. So, George, 1162 00:39:14,311 --> 00:39:16,645 what does Art Vandelay import? 1163 00:39:18,411 --> 00:39:19,511 Matches. 1164 00:39:20,478 --> 00:39:22,078 Really long matches. 1165 00:39:27,611 --> 00:39:29,045 [MURMURING] 1166 00:39:29,078 --> 00:39:30,078 There she is. 1167 00:39:30,111 --> 00:39:31,745 Okay, if I could have your attention 1168 00:39:31,778 --> 00:39:32,469 for a minute here. 1169 00:39:32,469 --> 00:39:33,378 for a minute here. 1170 00:39:33,411 --> 00:39:35,445 We're calling this emergency meeting of the board 1171 00:39:35,478 --> 00:39:38,545 of Phase Two to consider a motion of impeachment 1172 00:39:38,578 --> 00:39:40,445 of our president, Morty Seinfeld. 1173 00:39:40,478 --> 00:39:41,911 Nervous, Jack? 1174 00:39:41,945 --> 00:39:43,245 What for? 1175 00:39:43,278 --> 00:39:44,311 Because I have the votes. 1176 00:39:44,345 --> 00:39:45,745 [CHUCKLES] 1177 00:39:45,778 --> 00:39:46,978 Nice to see you, Mrs. Choate. 1178 00:39:47,011 --> 00:39:48,245 Hello, Morty. 1179 00:39:48,278 --> 00:39:49,545 Building A, 1180 00:39:49,578 --> 00:39:52,578 are you for or against the motion to impeach? 1181 00:39:52,611 --> 00:39:54,111 What does that mean? 1182 00:39:54,145 --> 00:39:55,878 It means if you're for the motion... 1183 00:39:55,911 --> 00:39:57,411 you're against Morty. 1184 00:39:57,445 --> 00:39:59,111 So why don't you say that? 1185 00:39:59,145 --> 00:40:01,278 Hey. I'm running the meeting. 1186 00:40:01,311 --> 00:40:02,469 If you think so. 1187 00:40:02,469 --> 00:40:02,945 If you think so. 1188 00:40:04,078 --> 00:40:05,045 Building A. 1189 00:40:05,078 --> 00:40:06,111 For impeachment. 1190 00:40:06,145 --> 00:40:07,111 Building B. 1191 00:40:07,145 --> 00:40:09,111 Against impeachment. 1192 00:40:09,145 --> 00:40:10,111 Building C. 1193 00:40:10,145 --> 00:40:11,911 For impeachment. 1194 00:40:11,945 --> 00:40:13,045 Building D. 1195 00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:14,611 Against impeachment. 1196 00:40:14,645 --> 00:40:17,611 I can't believe you got that old bag. 1197 00:40:20,345 --> 00:40:21,911 Help. Someone help! 1198 00:40:21,945 --> 00:40:23,411 Shut up, you old bag. 1199 00:40:23,445 --> 00:40:24,911 Oh. Thief. Thief! 1200 00:40:26,645 --> 00:40:27,911 It's him. 1201 00:40:29,278 --> 00:40:30,778 It's your son. 1202 00:40:31,778 --> 00:40:32,469 Now I know where I saw him. 1203 00:40:32,469 --> 00:40:33,045 Now I know where I saw him. 1204 00:40:33,078 --> 00:40:35,145 He stole my marble rye. 1205 00:40:35,178 --> 00:40:36,578 My son never stole anything. 1206 00:40:36,611 --> 00:40:37,911 He's a good boy. 1207 00:40:37,945 --> 00:40:39,345 They should lock him up. 1208 00:40:40,345 --> 00:40:42,911 Like father, like son. 1209 00:40:44,311 --> 00:40:46,378 I change my vote. 1210 00:40:46,411 --> 00:40:48,078 I vote to impeach. 1211 00:40:48,111 --> 00:40:50,878 Me too. I change my vote. 1212 00:40:50,911 --> 00:40:52,378 All those in favor say aye. 1213 00:40:52,411 --> 00:40:53,378 [ALL BUT MORTY] Aye! 1214 00:40:53,411 --> 00:40:54,811 All opposed? 1215 00:40:54,845 --> 00:40:55,811 The ayes have it. 1216 00:40:55,845 --> 00:40:56,945 The motion passes. 1217 00:40:56,978 --> 00:40:57,978 Morty Seinfeld, 1218 00:40:58,011 --> 00:40:59,278 you are officially dismissed 1219 00:40:59,311 --> 00:41:01,245 as condo president. 1220 00:41:01,278 --> 00:41:02,469 As vice president, Jack Klompus, 1221 00:41:02,469 --> 00:41:03,478 As vice president, Jack Klompus, 1222 00:41:03,511 --> 00:41:05,911 in accordance with the Phase Two constitution, 1223 00:41:05,945 --> 00:41:08,145 is hereby installed as president. 1224 00:41:08,178 --> 00:41:09,545 Hear, hear, Jack. 1225 00:41:09,578 --> 00:41:11,145 WOMAN: Good for you, honey. 1226 00:41:11,178 --> 00:41:12,611 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1227 00:41:14,145 --> 00:41:15,411 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1228 00:41:17,311 --> 00:41:19,578 All right, I-- I know you're in there. 1229 00:41:19,611 --> 00:41:20,945 I know you can hear me. 1230 00:41:21,978 --> 00:41:23,678 You win, okay? You win. 1231 00:41:24,978 --> 00:41:26,145 I can't do it anymore. 1232 00:41:27,345 --> 00:41:29,478 What do you want from me? An apology? 1233 00:41:30,511 --> 00:41:31,945 All right. 1234 00:41:31,978 --> 00:41:32,469 I'm sorry. 1235 00:41:32,469 --> 00:41:33,378 I'm sorry. 1236 00:41:33,411 --> 00:41:34,378 There, I said it. 1237 00:41:34,411 --> 00:41:36,311 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1238 00:41:37,445 --> 00:41:38,578 I see now how we made you feel 1239 00:41:38,611 --> 00:41:40,678 when we made you sit home waiting. 1240 00:41:41,745 --> 00:41:42,811 I don't know why we do it. 1241 00:41:42,845 --> 00:41:45,145 I guess maybe we just kind of enjoy 1242 00:41:45,178 --> 00:41:46,645 taking advantage of people. 1243 00:41:47,945 --> 00:41:49,445 But all that's gonna change. 1244 00:41:51,011 --> 00:41:54,245 From now on, no more 9 to 12, no more 1 to 5. 1245 00:41:54,278 --> 00:41:55,678 We'll kind of have appointments. 1246 00:41:56,845 --> 00:41:58,778 Eleven o'clock is gonna mean 11:00. 1247 00:41:58,811 --> 00:41:59,911 And if we can't make it, 1248 00:41:59,945 --> 00:42:02,469 I'm gonna call you, tell you why. 1249 00:42:02,469 --> 00:42:02,678 I'm gonna call you, tell you why. 1250 00:42:03,845 --> 00:42:05,411 For God's sakes, if a doctor can do it, 1251 00:42:05,445 --> 00:42:06,611 why can't we? 1252 00:42:10,411 --> 00:42:11,611 Anyway... 1253 00:42:12,645 --> 00:42:14,378 that's it. 1254 00:42:14,411 --> 00:42:15,511 Ah... 1255 00:42:21,611 --> 00:42:23,578 I'm sorry, bub. Oh. 1256 00:42:23,611 --> 00:42:24,611 [SOBS] 1257 00:42:35,645 --> 00:42:37,778 [♪] 1258 00:42:49,311 --> 00:42:50,578 The bags are in the car. 1259 00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:51,745 I guess we'd better go. 1260 00:43:00,478 --> 00:43:02,345 [SIGHS] 81678

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