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HEY, MAN.
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YOU KNOW, TODAY'S
MY 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF WORKING HERE.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
10 YEARS.
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THAT'S QUITE
AN ACCOMPLISHMENT.
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I'M SURE THEY'RE GONNA THROW
A HUGE PARTY FOR ME.
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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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MORNING, BEN.
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OKAY, EVERYONE. CAN I GET
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?
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BRING IT IN.
TODAY IS A BIG, BIG DAY.
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OUR FAVORITE TEEN
POP STAR, ELI CUTLER, IS PERFORMING TONIGHT.
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AND WHY IS HE OUR FAVORITE?
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ELI FILLS ALL 17,505 SEATS
IN THIS PLACE,
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SO I NEED EVERYONE
TO BE ON THEIR TOES.
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NOW UNLESS ANYONE HAS
ANOTHER ANNOUNCEMENT
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OR, UH, YOU KNOW,
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SOME KIND OF
ACHIEVEMENT OR, UH, WORKPLACE ANNIVERSARY...
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I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
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ALONZO HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
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I THINK WE HAVE TIME
FOR ONE MORE.
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WELL, I DON'T WANT
TO EMBARRASS ANYONE...
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AW.
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BUT I'D LIKE TO TAKE
A SECOND TO ACKNOWLEDGE
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AN IMPORTANT MILESTONE
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FOR ONE OF OUR OWN.
OOH.
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CONGRATULATIONS
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HEATHER.
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BEN: HEATHER. YES, OF COURSE.
CONGRATULATIONS, HEATHER.
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AFTER A LOT OF HARD WORK,
HEATHER IS GRADUATING
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FROM HER INTERNSHIP PROGRAM
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IN ASSOCIATION
WITH THE ALONZO POPE HOME
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FOR TROUBLED TEENS.
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HEATHER WILL BE MOVING
ON FROM HER JOB AS BEN'S ASSISTANT,
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SO...
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WELL, HEATHER, I, UH,
I KNOW WE'LL ALL BE
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SO SAD TO SEE YOU GO.
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UH, NOT REALLY,
BECAUSE SHE BURNS PEOPLE.
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SHE LIGHTS PEOPLE ON FIRE,
AND THEN, UH, YOU KNOW, THEY BURN UP.
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AW, SHE'S SUPER CUTE, THOUGH.
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THIS IS A, UH,
REALLY BITTERSWEET MOMENT.
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SO MANY EMOTIONS.
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OH, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
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OOP. TODAY'S THE DAY.
SHE'S GONNA KILL SOMEONE TODAY.
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THANK YOU, HEATHER.
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HEATHER IS GOING TO BE
TRAINING ROMAN TO BE MY NEW ASSISTANT.
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AH, THE OWNER'S SON.
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AS IT HAPPENS,
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YES, BUT IN HIS DEFENSE,
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DURING HIS VERY BRIEF TIME
HERE, HE HAS DEMONSTRATED
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LITTLE OR NO SKILL
AT ANYTHING.
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MMM. THAT IS CORRECT, SIR.
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I HAVE YET TO FIND MY NICHE.
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(WHISPERS) GET OFF THE
STEP AND JUST GO BACK TO WHERE YOU WERE.
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SO UNLESS
ANYONE HAS ANY OTHER, UH, ANNOUNCEMENTS
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OR ANYTHING TO CELEBRATE...
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REALLY? NOTHING?
NOTHING ELSE? (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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CRYSTAL: WHOO-HOO!
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!
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THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE.
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WE'RE HAVING A CONTEST!
WE'RE HAVING A...
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IN THE SAME SPIRIT THAT
DROVE AMERICA TO DEFEAT ALL THOSE LAZY COUNTRIES
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AND WIN THE
STATUE OF LIBERTY,
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I'M HOLDING A CONTEST TODAY
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FOR THE SUNSHINE CENTER'S
MOST VALUABLE EMPLOYEE.
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HOW WOULD A CONTEST
LIKE THAT WORK, THOUGH?
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BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE
DIFFERENT JOBS.
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I'LL TELL YOU HOW IT WORKS.
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WOW ME.
WOW YOU?
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WOW ME.
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NOW YOU'RE JUST REPEATING
THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER.
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I KNOW SOMEONE
WHO DOESN'T WANT TO WIN A PRIZE.
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WHO WANTS TO SEE IT?
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WHO WANTS TO SEE IT?
BRING IT OUT, BOYS!
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A BRAND-NEW GOLF CART
TO USE AROUND THE SUNSHINE CENTER JUST LIKE MOI!
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(THUD)
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
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YOU KNOW, WE HAVEN'T BEEN
AROUND EACH OTHER A LOT,
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AND, UH, NOW THAT
WE'RE WORKING TOGETHER,
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WHAT SHOULD I CALL YOU?
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WHATEVER YOU'RE
COMFORTABLE WITH, DEAR.
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OKAY... MO...
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MOTHER.
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SHE'S GONE, MAN.
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GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF.
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HERE, BABE.
OH, THANKS, SWEETIE.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYONE'S
SO EXCITED TO WIN SOMETHING
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MY NANA USES TO GET HER MAIL.
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YEAH, PEOPLE GET CRAZY
ABOUT COMPETITION.
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I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR IT, THOUGH.
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I'VE GOT KIDS COMING
IN FOR ELI CUTLER,
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SO I'M GONNA RECUSE MYSELF.
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RECUSE YOURSELF?
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I'M SORRY, BABY.
THAT'S A... (CHUCKLES)
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SOPHISTICATED WAY
OF SAYING I'M GONNA TAKE MYSELF OUT OF IT.
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I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.
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I'M JUST A LITTLE SURPRISED
YOU THINK YOU HAVE TO DO THAT.
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WELL, IT'S JUST
THAT RUNNING THE ARENA'S CHARITY
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AND OUTREACH PROGRAM
GIVES ME A NATURAL ADVANTAGE.
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I MEAN,
WHAT'S MORE VALUABLE THAN HELPING PEOPLE?
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OH. YEAH. I SUPPOSE.
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YEAH. YEAH.
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BUT THEN MAYBE
I SHOULD RECUSE MYSELF. I MEAN...(CHUCKLES)
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I GOT THE SOCAL WIRELESS
PEOPLE COMING IN FOR A PRETTY BIG DEAL TODAY.
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THIS IS A BUSINESS.
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WHAT'S MORE VALUABLE THAN
BRINGING IN A TON OF MONEY?
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ALL RIGHT, WELL,
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AT THE END OF THE DAY,
WHO'S TO SAY WHO IS MORE VALUABLE THAN WHO?
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CRYSTAL. CRYSTAL'S GONNA
SAY, AT THE END OF THE DAY, WHO'S MORE VALUABLE THAN WHO.
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CRYSTAL, THIS CONTEST
IS A TERRIBLE IDEA.
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WE HAVE A SELLOUT TONIGHT,
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AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
EVERYBODY RUNNING AROUND
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TRYING TO WOW YOU
FOR A GOLF CART,
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AND I'M GONNA END UP HAVING
TO DO EVERYBODY'S JOBS.
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OH, BENJAMIN.
WAS I EVER THAT YOUNG?
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WHAT ARE YOU...
WHAT ARE YOU... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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THE COMPETITION ISN'T REAL.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOUR EYE?
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WHAT THE HELL'S
HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?
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THE MOST VALUABLE EMPLOYEE
HAS ALREADY BEEN CHOSEN.
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OH, YOU'RE WINKING AT ME.
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OH.
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WELL, THAT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL
OF YOU, CRYSTAL.
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AFTER ALL THESE YEARS,
YOU CONTINUE TO SURPRISE ME.
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I ASK YOU, COULD THERE BE
A BETTER WAY TO ACKNOWLEDGE
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SOMEONE WHO HAS MEANT
SO MUCH TO ME FOR SO LONG
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THAN A FAKE
COMPANY-WIDE COMPETITION?
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I ANSWER YOU...
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NO, THERE...
THERE'S NO ANSWER FOR THAT.
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DO YOU THINK THE OTHERS
ARE GONNA BE MAD WHEN THEY DON'T GET IT?
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THEY'LL NEVER KNOW,
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AND IT'LL ONLY MAKE THEM
DO THEIR JOBS BETTER.
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WHY ARE MY FINGERS
GLUED TOGETHER?
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UGH.
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WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SETTING UP CHAIRS.
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PAINTING CRYSTAL'S OFFICE.
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QUESTION. WHAT SAYS WOW
TO YOU THE MOST, EGGSHELL OR VINTAGE RIBBON?
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VINTAGE RIBBON.
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AND I HAVE
A QUESTION FOR YOU...
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GO SET UP THE CONCERT
FLOOR RIGHT NOW!
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VINTAGE RIBBON. OF COURSE.
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EVERYBODY BACK. BACK. BACK.
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COME ON, GIRLS.
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TREVON, YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE HEAD OF SECURITY.
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WHO LET IN ALL THESE
SCREAMING GIRLS AND THAT FAT GUY?
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OKAY, I SAW THESE FLOWERS
GROWING IN THE PARKING LOT,
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AND...AND I THOUGHT
THEY MATCHED CRYSTAL'S EYES.
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WOULD YOU GET BACK TO WORK?
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(GIRLS SCREAMING)
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ELI CUTLER. ELI CUTLER.
ELI CUTLER IS HERE!
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WHERE IS THE
TALENT RELATIONS PERSON?
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UH, MINDY'S IN THE BREAK ROOM
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FASHIONING A WONDERFUL
CLAY BUST OF CRYSTAL.
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OH, OKAY.
SO I'LL JUST GO AHEAD AND DO EVERYBODY'S JOB.
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WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME
THAT STUPID HEADSET?
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I'M KIDDING.
IT...IT FRAMES YOUR FACE.
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HERE. HAVE SOME FLOWERS.
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ELI! ELI, HI.
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BEN DONOVAN.
I'M THE GENERAL MANAGER OF THE SUNSHINE CENTER.
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WE'RE VERY HAPPY
TO HAVE YOU HERE.
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YOU REMIND ME OF SOMEONE.
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YOU KNOW WHO I GET
A LOT? DAVID BECKHAM.
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LARRY KING.
LARRY KING?
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LARRY KING IS OLD.
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LARRY KING IS SO OLD
HE HAD TO RETIRE FROM SITTING IN A CHAIR.
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WHAT A BRILLIANT MIND, THOUGH.
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YEAH, I DID HIS SHOW ONCE.
YOU HAVE HIS FACE, BUT YOU'RE PLUMPER.
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OH, THAT'S COOL.
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REALLY HURTFUL AND COOL.
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YEAH, JUST GO...
JUST GO WHEREVER YOU WANT.
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ANYWAY, I THINK YOU'LL
LIKE OUR ACCOMMODATIONS.
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WE'VE HOSTED MANY
POP STARS IN THE PAST.
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WHOA. I'M GONNA
STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.
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I'M NOT A POP STAR.
I'M A ROCK STAR.
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YOU DO HAVE YOUR OWN
SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON, THOUGH, RIGHT?
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JELLY BEAN?
YEAH.
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I LIKE YOU.
YOU PUT ME AT EASE.
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ASK REALLY EASY QUESTIONS.
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I'M NOT LARRY KING.
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THIS IS WHAT I'M GONNA NEED.
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OH, I'M SORRY.
I DON'T, UH, HANDLE THOSE KIND OF THINGS.
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I'M ACTUALLY
THE GENERAL MANAGER.
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HERE'S THE PROBLEM.
I WASN'T PARENTED PROPERLY, AND I'M VERY RICH.
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IT'S A BRUTAL COMBINATION.
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SO I WILL NEED YOU...
YES, YOU...
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TO GET ME A BOXED SET
OF THE FIRST SEASON OF BROTHERS & SISTERS.
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BROTHERS & SISTERS?
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JUST 'CAUSE THEY'RE
GROWN-UP DOESN'T MEAN FAMILY GETS ANY EASIER.
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(GIRLS SCREAMING)
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THANK YOU.
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WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?
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LOOK, I WISH IT DIDN'T
HAVE TO BE THIS WAY, BUT I'M A NIGHTMARE,
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AND IF YOU DON'T GET IT
TO ME IN 30 MINUTES, I'M NOT GOING ON,
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SO, SORRY, LARRY.
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HEY, BEN.
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DO YOU THINK THIS
LOOKS LIKE CRYSTAL?
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I THINK I'M ALL ALONE
IN THE WORLD.
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CHORUS: * Mr. Sunshine, yay!
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SO BEN GETS MOODY BEFORE
HIS MORNING COFFEE,
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SO TRY NOT TO SAY
"HELLO" TOO LOUD
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OR EVER USE THE
EXPRESSION WHAT UP?
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WHAT UP?
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AND HE GETS A MASSAGE
EVERY TUESDAY AT 3:00.
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DOES HE LIKE IT GENTLE,
OR CAN I REALLY GET IN THERE?
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OH, THE TRAINER DOES IT.
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OH. DO NOT MASSAGE BEN.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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THINK THIS'LL WOW CRYSTAL?
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NO, I'M ALMOST POSITIVE
THIS IS THE WAY CRYSTAL SEES THE WORLD ANYWAY.
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HERE'S A QUESTION, THOUGH.
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WHO'S SETTING UP THE
LIGHTS FOR THE CONCERT?
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HEATHER, BECAUSE MINDY
GOT HELD UP AT THE KILN,
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I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO
GET THE FIRST SEASON OF BROTHERS & SISTERS ON DVD.
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BROTHERS & SISTERS?
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JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE
GROWN-UP DOESN'T MEAN FAMILY GETS ANY EASIER.
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HEY, UH, CRYSTAL, CAN WE TALK?
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DO YOU DRIVE A LATE
MODEL BLUE CHEROKEE
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THAT WAS PARKED
PRECARIOUSLY CLOSE TO MY BLIND SPOT?
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NO.
THEN YES, WE CAN TALK.
218
00:08:57,905 --> 00:08:59,805
OH, OKAY. WELL, I JUST
THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW
219
00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,013
THAT I'VE ARRANGED WITH
ELI CUTLER'S PEOPLE
220
00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:05,205
TO GET A BUNCH OF
AUTOGRAPHED SWAG TO FILL THE SOCAL WIRELESS SUITE,
221
00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:09,548
SO I AM GOING TO CLOSE
THIS VERY VALUABLE DEAL
222
00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:10,677
DURING THE CONCERT TONIGHT.
223
00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:13,491
WELL, THAT IS VERY IMPRESSIVE.
224
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,193
CLOSE DEAL.
225
00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:16,355
IT IS.
226
00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:18,093
OH, HELLO, ALONZO.
HELLO.
227
00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:20,058
OH, YEAH. HI.
228
00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:23,757
AM I MISTAKEN,
OR DID I SEE YOU EARLIER WITH A GROUP OF BLIND CHILDREN?
229
00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:26,701
YOU ARE NOT MISTAKEN.
I INVITED THEM TO THE CONCERT TONIGHT.
230
00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:30,097
OH! WELL, THAT IS
VERY IMPRESSIVE, TOO.
231
00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,340
AW.
232
00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,874
BLIND CHILDREN.
233
00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:35,911
OH, I ENVY THE BLIND.
234
00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:39,776
I SOMETIMES THINK I, TOO,
WOULD GIVE MY SIGHT TO PLAY THE PIANO THAT WAY.
235
00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:43,422
(CLOSES NOTEBOOK)
236
00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:47,415
ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP AGAINST.
237
00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:49,387
I GREW UP WITH FIVE
MORON BROTHERS.
238
00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:51,056
I HAD TO COMPETE
JUST TO EAT.
239
00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:54,264
OH, JUST SO YOU KNOW,
I SPENT NINE YEARS IN THE NBA.
240
00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,997
YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT STANDS FOR? NO BOYS ALLOWED.
241
00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:58,934
(DEEP VOICE)
OH. NO BOYS ALLOWED.
242
00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:01,469
THAT'S NOT COOL.
(DEEP VOICE) THAT'S NOT COOL.
243
00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,174
THAT...
THAT IS...
244
00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,635
(NORMAL VOICE) YEAH. SEE,
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
245
00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:10,738
RECUSE YOURSELF, BABY.
RECUSE IT!
246
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:15,547
HEY.
HEY.
247
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,515
HAVE YOU SEEN
THE SWAG FOR THE SOCAL WIRELESS PEOPLE?
248
00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:20,854
I SAW ALONZO GIVE
A BUNCH OF AUTOGRAPHED FRISBEES TO BLIND KIDS.
249
00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,961
YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS.
250
00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:24,933
I THOUGHT I WAS, BUT NOW
THAT I SAY IT OUT LOUD, IT DOES SOUND A LITTLE SILLY.
251
00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,962
HE'S GOING DOWN.
252
00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:29,097
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
HIS STUPID, FAT FACE WHEN I WIN THAT CART.
253
00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,702
AL, I THINK MAYBE YOU
SHOULD PREPARE YOURSELF...
254
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,474
I'M GONNA WIN IT.
OKAY.
255
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,369
22 HOURS OF SALLY FIELD.
LOSE YOURSELF.
256
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,709
WOW. YOU FOUND IT. SORRY.
257
00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,105
(GASPS)
258
00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,176
UH, DID I HEAR A MOB
OF GIRLS OUT THERE?
259
00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,214
UH, YES.
UH, SECURITY IS GONNA...
260
00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,049
HERE'S WHAT I NEED
FROM YOU NOW.
261
00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:50,815
UH, I HAVE A MILLION THINGS
TO DO BEFORE THE CONCERT AND NOT A LOT OF HELP.
262
00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:53,724
(SIGHS) FIND THE HOTTEST GIRL
AND GET ME HER NUMBER.
263
00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:56,417
YOU WANT ME TO GET THE NUMBER
OF A TEENAGE GIRL? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
264
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,089
I AM SERIOUS.
I CANCELED A CONCERT IN TORONTO ONCE,
265
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,229
BECAUSE SOMEONE
COULDN'T FIND ME A SPICY ENOUGH CRAB ROLL,
266
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:02,764
AND I HATE SEAFOOD.
267
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:05,200
YOU'RE GONNA SLAM THE DOOR
IN MY FACE AGAIN, AREN'T YOU?
268
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,365
I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO.
269
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,851
I KNOW THIS IS GONNA
SOUND CREEPY AND WEIRD,
270
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,451
BUT COULD I HAVE
YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
271
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,722
SURE.
SURE? JUST LIKE THAT?
272
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,882
WHY DON'T I JUST GIVE
YOU A RIDE HOME, TOO?
273
00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:25,451
OKAY.
OH, MY GOD.
274
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,758
I DO NOT APPROVE
OF THIS BEHAVIOR, YOUNG LADY.
275
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,321
THAT IS DANGEROUS.
IS THAT AN EIGHT?
276
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,519
UH-HUH.
OKAY. GREAT. THANKS.
277
00:11:57,985 --> 00:11:59,085
(BLOWS AIR)
278
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:01,653
ALONZO: ALICE?
279
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:07,461
ARE YOU ACTUALLY TAKING
FRISBEES FROM BLIND CHILDREN?
280
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:10,097
DID YOU ACTUALLY GIVE
FRISBEES TO BLIND CHILDREN?
281
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,773
THEY'RE SOUVENIRS,
SO THEY CAN REMEMBER THE NIGHT.
282
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,943
RIGHT, SO WHILE PLAYING
CATCH AT THE BEACH,
283
00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:17,002
THEY CAN LOOK AT
ELI CUTLER'S AUTOGRAPH
284
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,640
AND REMEMBER
HOW SPECIAL THIS WAS.
285
00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:20,965
OH, WAIT. NO, THEY CAN'T,
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SEE!
286
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,641
HEY, WE CAN HEAR, YOU KNOW.
287
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,409
(GASPS) OH, GOD.
288
00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:29,775
I JUST STOLE FRISBEES
FROM BLIND CHILDREN.
289
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,890
I JUST GOT A HOT TEENAGE
GIRL'S PHONE NUMBER.
290
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,020
I'LL SEE YA.
YEAH.
291
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,593
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
292
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,028
NOT EVEN CLOSE.
293
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,763
BEN, I DON'T THINK
I CAN BE YOUR ASSISTANT.
294
00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:43,299
I CAN'T TYPE,
I CAN'T WORK THE PHONES.
295
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,703
(WHISPERS) AND I'M NOT
POSITIVE I KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS.
296
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,440
HAVE YOU EVER LIT
A MAN ON FIRE?
297
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,001
NO.
YOU'RE MY GUY.
298
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,068
BEN, THERE'S A TRAFFIC
JAM OUTSIDE THE ARENA,
299
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,711
BECAUSE THE PARKING GUYS
ARE AT CRYSTAL'S HOUSE DETAILING HER CARS,
300
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,576
AND NO ONE'S UNLOCKED
THE MAIN GATE.
301
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:02,116
YOU PROBABLY
HAVE BOLT CUTTERS UNDER YOUR DESK.
302
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,417
MAN: COME ON, MAN!
WHAT'S GOING ON?
303
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,358
WOMAN: MOVE IT OR LOSE IT!
304
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,658
MAN: LET'S GO ALREADY!
305
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,256
(CARS HONKING)
306
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:19,429
I WENT TO COLLEGE.
I WENT TO COLLEGE.
307
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,906
CRYSTAL, I REALLY
NEED TO TALK...
308
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,983
IS THAT A CAKE
CONSTRUCTED ENTIRELY OUT OF CHURROS?
309
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:30,612
BELIEVE IT, BRO.
310
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,547
SHOW'S IN AN HOUR.
ARE THE CONCESSION STANDS READY?
311
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:35,152
YES, EXCEPT FOR
THE CHURRO ONES, OBVIOUSLY.
312
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,715
YOU HAVE JOBS. GO DO THEM.
313
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:45,085
A GIANT CHURRO CAKE?
314
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:49,096
MAMA SAYS, "WOW."
315
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:52,802
CRYSTAL, I REALLY APPRECIATE
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO WITH THIS CONTEST...
316
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,996
ME MORE SO THAN ANYONE...
317
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:58,368
BUT IT'S TIME TO END IT.
IT'S REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY TIME.
318
00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:59,568
I AGREE, BENJAMIN.
319
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,016
GOT A LIGHT?
NO, I DON'T.
320
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,019
SUNSHINE CENTER FAMILY,
321
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:15,385
IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE,
322
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:19,525
EXCITEMENT, AND PLEASURE
THAT I ANNOUNCE TO YOU
323
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:23,132
MY MOST VALUABLE EMPLOYEE.
324
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,796
(CHUCKLES)
325
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,674
THE GOLF CART GOES TO
326
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:30,204
ROMAN!
WHAT? REALLY?
327
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,310
YEAH. WHAT? REALLY?
328
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,642
GO AND GET IT, SON.
329
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:37,036
YEAH! YEAH! I WON!
(LAUGHING)
330
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,650
GIVE ME FIVE! GIVE ME FIVE!
GIVE ME FIVE!
331
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:43,322
AMERICA! AMERICA!
332
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,823
THE SYSTEM WORKS, PEOPLE!
333
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,285
ARE YOU KIDDING?
CHASTITY BONO WINS IT? BELIEVE IN THE SYSTEM!
334
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:51,315
I REALLY LOVE THIS BOW!
IT'S HUMONGOUS!
335
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,831
HOW DID YOU TIE THIS?
336
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,632
A GIANT HAD TO TIE THIS. OH!
337
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,701
YOU GAVE THE GOLF
CART TO ROMAN?
338
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,110
WELL, OF COURSE.
339
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:07,442
IT WAS MY PLAN ALL ALONG
TO GET CLOSER TO MY SON.
340
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,537
HOW CAN THROWING
A FAKE CONTEST MAKE YOU CLOSER TO YOUR SON?
341
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,610
AND CAN YOU TURN
ALL OF THIS STUFF OFF, PLEASE?
342
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:15,351
(BEEP)
343
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,850
WOW. YOU CAN DO
THAT FROM RIGHT THERE? THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
344
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,418
IT'S VERY COOL.
345
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,387
THIS MAY COME
AS A SURPRISE TO YOU, BENJAMIN,
346
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,455
BUT I KNOW A THING
OR TWO ABOUT PARENTING.
347
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:28,334
A MOTHER CAN'T
JUST GIVE HER CHILD A GIFT OUT OF LOVE.
348
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,955
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA
GIVE THE GOLF CART TO ME.
349
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:33,601
(LAUGHS)
350
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:34,796
WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?
351
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,337
BECAUSE OF THE WINK!
352
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:37,943
THE I'M GIVING THE GOLF
CART TO ROMAN WINK?
353
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:39,635
WELL, THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH
INFORMATION FOR A WINK!
354
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,811
TODAY IS
MY 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF WORKING HERE.
355
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,278
10TH ANNIVERSARY? REALLY?
356
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,681
WELL, THAT IS SOMETHING.
357
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,119
YES, IT IS.
IT IS SOMETHING.
358
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,945
AND I STUPIDLY THOUGHT
I WAS GONNA GET SOME KIND OF ACKNOWLEDGMENT
359
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:58,362
FROM YOU FOR 10
YEARS OF PUTTING UP WITH STUPID CONTESTS
360
00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:00,325
AND HAVING TO DO
EVERYONE'S JOB.
361
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,203
AND HAVING TO JUMP
THROUGH HOOPS FOR YOU
362
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:05,832
AND EVERY SPOILED
POP STAR THAT COMES THROUGH THIS PLACE.
363
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,143
WELL,
364
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:12,009
THEN LET ME SIMPLY
RIGHT THIS WRONG.
365
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,269
BENJAMIN DONOVAN,
366
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:16,975
I ACKNOWLEDGE YOU.
367
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:19,814
OH, DON'T TOUCH
MY FACE AGAIN.
368
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,249
WELL, THE CONCERT'S
ABOUT TO BEGIN ANYWAY.
369
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,084
TAKE THE REST
OF THE NIGHT OFF.
370
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,820
I DON'T WANT THE REST
OF THE NIGHT OFF. I WANT THE GOLF CART.
371
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,324
BUT THE GOLF CART
ISN'T YOURS TO HAVE.
372
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,216
IT'S MY SECRET GIFT
OF LOVE TO ROMAN.
373
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,458
WELL, THEN I WANT
SOMETHING OF EQUAL OR GREATER VALUE.
374
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,193
I WANT A SNOWMOBILE
375
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,129
OR SOME KIND OF SMALL BOAT.
376
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,804
I WANT A SNOW BOAT
THAT CAN SAIL ACROSS ICE AND CERTAIN LAKES,
377
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,833
AND I'M GONNA
STAND HERE UNTIL YOU GIVE ME A SNOW BOAT
378
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,428
THAT CAN SAIL ACROSS
ICE AND CERTAIN LAKES!
379
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,170
CAREFUL, BENJAMIN.
I DON'T ENJOY HAVING DEMANDS MADE OF ME.
380
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,366
BESIDES, I THINK
I'VE BEEN VERY GENEROUS.
381
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,108
WHEN? IS THE
CHURRO CAKE MINE?
382
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,144
DID... DID I MISS
THE CHURRO CAKE WINK?
383
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,409
ELI CUTLER IS
REFUSING TO GO ON.
384
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,048
(SIGHS) BENJAMIN.
385
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,953
WELL, IT'S MY NIGHT OFF.
386
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,654
GOOD LUCK WITH EVERYTHING.
387
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,446
BENJAMIN. BENJAMIN!
388
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,088
BENJAMIN, I NEED YOU!
389
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:03,589
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
390
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:05,891
(BEEP)
391
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,899
ISN'T THIS SO COOL?
392
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,825
HEY, WAY TO GO.
YOU REALLY EARNED IT.
393
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:15,971
THANK YOU, MYRNA.
394
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,595
YOU'RE WELCOME
395
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,810
(CHUCKLES) EVERYONE'S REALLY
BEING NICE.
396
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,142
YEAH. I'M GONNA
MISS PEOPLE HERE.
397
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,439
YEAH.
398
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,380
SOME MORE THAN OTHERS.
399
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,576
I WISH YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO LEAVE.
400
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:31,678
ME, TOO. I FEEL LIKE
I'M BEING PUNISHED FOR BEING GOOD.
401
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:32,851
MMM.
402
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,489
IF ONLY THERE WAS
A WAY I COULD STAY HERE
403
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,664
WITHOUT HAVING TO PULL OUT
THE OLD GAS CAN.
404
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,233
I DON'T THINK I KNOW
THAT EXPRESSION.
405
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:41,627
OH.
406
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,200
GIRLS: (CHANTING)
WE WANT ELI! WE WANT ELI!
407
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,765
WE'VE GOT A RIOT
ON OUR HANDS, BUT, HEY, ENJOY YOUR NIGHT OFF.
408
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,844
GIRLS: WE WANT ELI!
WE WANT ELI!
409
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:57,484
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET IN MY CAR
410
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,584
AND DRIVE AWAY
AND NOT EVEN CARE
411
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,376
WHAT HAPPENED HERE TONIGHT.
412
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:02,878
BUT I COULDN'T DO IT.
YOU KNOW WHY?
413
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:04,923
WHO CARES?
414
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:10,486
I COULDN'T DO IT
BECAUSE I LOVE THIS PLACE.
415
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:15,595
17,505 PEOPLE COME
HERE EVERY NIGHT,
416
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:18,932
AND IT'S MY JOB TO MAKE SURE
THEY HAVE A GOOD TIME.
417
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:21,498
AND TONIGHT
ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE
418
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,198
ARE HERE FOR YOU,
419
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,737
SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
420
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:31,141
I'M WORRIED MY...
MY MUSIC'S NO GOOD.
421
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:35,381
WHAT? WHAT ABOUT,
UH, BABY NO BABY?
422
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,348
THAT ONE'S GOOD. YEAH.
YEAH.
423
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,487
AND NO PLACE LIKE SCHOOL?
424
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:40,622
THAT'S ABOUT MY SCHOOL.
425
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,717
HMM. LISTEN,
426
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,419
YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THIS.
427
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,961
AND I KNOW GOOD MUSIC.
428
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:48,695
LAST YEAR, BONO WAS
SITTING ON THIS VERY COUCH.
429
00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:50,596
YOU MET BONO?
430
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,373
WELL, NO, I MEAN,
HE...HE DIDN'T LET ME IN,
431
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:56,342
BUT YOU'VE GOT
TO ASSUME HE WAS SITTING ON THIS COUCH AT SOME POINT.
432
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:58,374
(SIGHS)
433
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,208
ANYWAY, SOMETIMES YOU JUST
434
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,743
NEED SOMEONE TO TELL
YOU THAT YOU'RE GOOD AT YOUR JOB.
435
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:07,081
SO THIS IS ME
TELLING YOU THAT.
436
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:09,445
YOU REALLY THINK I'M GOOD?
437
00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:10,716
I DO.
438
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,923
DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, DANCE.
439
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,345
IT ACTUALLY MADE ME
WANT TO DANCE.
440
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,591
OH, THAT'S GREAT, BECAUSE
THAT WAS THE INTENTION.
441
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,085
OH.
442
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,986
OH, WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU KNOW ALL MY SONGS.
443
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,462
WELL, I GUESS
I HAVE A SHOW TO DO.
444
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:26,802
THANKS, MAN.
445
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,936
YOU'RE GOOD
AT YOUR JOB, TOO.
446
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,241
GO GET 'EM, ROCK STAR.
447
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,551
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
448
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:45,553
(GIRLS CHEERING)
449
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,218
ELI: YOU KNOW, A LITTLE
WHILE AGO, A FRIEND HELPED ME THROUGH A DARK PLACE,
450
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:50,087
SO THIS SONG GOES OUT TO
451
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,486
SOME GUY WHO WORKS HERE.
452
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:54,328
THIS SONG IS
DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, DANCE.
453
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:58,034
* DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, DANCE,
JUST GOTTA MOVE YOUR FEET *
454
00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:00,327
THAT'S ME, YOU KNOW.
SOME GUY WHO WORKS HERE.
455
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,940
OH, YOU'RE NOT JUST
SOME GUY WHO WORKS HERE.
456
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:07,313
YOU KNOW, BEN,
YOU'RE SO GOOD AT WHAT YOU DO AROUND HERE
457
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:11,744
THAT SOMETIMES I FORGET
TO SAY THANK YOU,
458
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:15,082
SO, THANK YOU
459
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,177
FOR THE LAST EIGHT YEARS.
460
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,615
YOU'RE WELCOME, BOSS.
461
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,957
YOU KNOW IT'S BEEN
10 YEARS, THOUGH, RIGHT?
462
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:26,192
YEAH, BUT THE FIRST
TWO WERE KIND OF EH.
463
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,259
* JUST GOTTA MOVE YOUR FEET
464
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,798
I THINK I KNOW WHAT
THAT LAST ONE MEANT, AND NO.
465
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:33,573
* THIS IS A
REVOLUTION, DANCE *
466
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:34,933
I HAVE TO SAY,
467
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,701
DESPITE THE KERFUFFLE
IT CAUSED,
468
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:39,039
GIVING THAT GOLF CART
TO ROMAN COULD BE JUST THE THING
469
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:41,065
THAT GETS US BACK ON TRACK.
470
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,280
HE SEEMS TO REALLY LOVE IT.
471
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,883
* JUST DANCE, DANCE,
THIS IS A REVOLUTION *
472
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,945
THIS IS FOR YOU, HEATHER.
473
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:51,051
WELL, BENJAMIN,
474
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:53,947
I'M OFF TO THE MYSTERIOUS
LIFE THAT I LEAD OUTSIDE THIS PLACE.
475
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,657
GOOD NIGHT, CRYSTAL.
476
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,592
* JUST GOT TO MOVE YOUR FEET,
477
00:20:57,657 --> 00:21:01,757
* JUST DANCE, DANCE
THIS IS A REVOLUTION *
478
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,740
SO I GUESS
HEATHER'S BACK, HUH?
479
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:20,605
DON'T DO THAT.
480
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:24,218
(SIGHS)
481
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,723
SECURITY, WHEN YOU GET
A CHANCE, THERE'S A FIRE IN THE TUNNEL.
482
00:21:27,773 --> 00:21:32,323
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