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("Overture" by Irving Berlin)
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(applauding)
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(applauding)
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- [Announcer] The Cat's
Meow in downtown Flatbush
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is thrilled to present
The Wedding Bell Revue.
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(tap dancing)
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("Steppin' Out With My
Baby/I'll Capture Her Heart"
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by Irving Berlin)
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♫ Steppin' out with my baby
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♫ Can't go wrong 'cause I'm in right
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♫ It's for sure, not for maybe
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♫ That I'm all dressed up tonight
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♫ Steppin' out with my honey
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♫ Can't be bad to feel so good
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♫ Never felt quite so sunny
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♫ So I keep on knockin' wood
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♫ I do
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(tap dancing)
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- [Women] And now please welcome
Hanover, Hardy, and Dixon!
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(applauding)
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♫ Steppin' out with my baby
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♫ Can't go wrong 'cause I'm in right
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♫ Ask me when will the day be
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♫ The big day may be tonight
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(applauding)
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♫ Here she comes down the street
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♫ My oh my ain't she sweet
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♫ Why here comes my hot toddy
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♫ Ah ah
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♫ Over my dead body
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♫ I'll capture her heart singing
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♫ Just wait until she
gets a load of my dancing
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♫ Just wait til I start singing
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♫ I'll take her strolling
down the road with my dancing
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♫ I can't go wrong
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♫ A tender song and
she'll discover my charms
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♫ Some fancy taps and she'll collapse
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♫ And fall right into my arms
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♫ I'll take you through life singing
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♫ Oh no you haven't a chance when I
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(tap dancing)
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- Ah!
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♫ Go into my dance
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♫ If you could dance instead of sing
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♫ I'd learn to love you somehow
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♫ If you could sing instead of dance
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♫ I'd take you home with me now
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(scat singing)
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(tap dancing)
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Woo!
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(scat singing)
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(tap dancing)
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Excuse me fellas.
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Fellas, I'm right here!
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(scat singing)
(tap dancing)
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♫ And then we'll start a romance
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♫ Oh no you haven't a chance
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♫ When I go into my dance
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♫ Song
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♫ Ask me when will the day be
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♫ The big day may be tonight
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(applauding and cheering)
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(chattering)
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- Hey number three pet, number three.
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- Happy closing honey.
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- Oh.
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I can't believe we're closing.
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It feels like we just opened!
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- Because we did.
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It was a one night gig.
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(scoffs)
(audience laughing)
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- I wish we could find something
more permanent, you know?
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I don't think I'll make it
through another dry spell
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like the one in March.
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- Lila.
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- And April.
- Lila.
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- And 1945.
(audience laughing)
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- Lila, you won't have to.
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- Oh!
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- It's been two years of
laughter and song and love.
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Will you marry me?
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- Oh Jim!
(giggling)
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Oh this is so exciting!
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I always pictured a church wedding.
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But if we could get Carnegie
Hall the Times would cover it.
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- Well I--
(audience laughing)
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- It won't be cheap so you'll
have to write a new show.
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New songs, a new booking
with full houses every night.
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- I was actually thinking we
could fill a house of our own.
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A real house with a real family.
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- Whose family?
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(audience laughing)
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- Lila, I finally did it.
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I bought a farm with a
farmhouse in Connecticut!
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- Connecticut?
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But we can't leave New York.
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We can't just up and leave.
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- But Lila, we promised each other
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when the gigs dried up we'd
get out of show business
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and live a normal life.
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- I always wanted to be
normal after I'm famous.
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(audience laughing)
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- Lila, we don't need all that.
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- Says who?
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("The Little Things in
Life" by Irving Berlin)
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♫ Just a little room or two
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♫ Can more than do a little man and wife
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♫ That's if they're contented
with the little things in life
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♫ Living on a larger
scale would soon entail
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♫ A lot of care and strife
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♫ We could be so happy with
the little things in life
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- We played enough gigs
in second rate clubs
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with overheated dressing
rooms and bad plumbing.
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- Yeah.
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- Never knowing what comes next
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or if anything comes next.
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- Yeah.
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- I want a real life, a
simple life, a life with you.
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(giggles)
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♫ A little rain, a little sun,
a little work, a little fun
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♫ A little time for loving
when the day is done
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I wanna wake up in the morning
and do an honest day's work.
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I wanna grow things.
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- Since when do we wake up in the morning?
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(audience laughing)
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♫ And a little thing
that cries for lullabies
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♫ Could make a man and wife
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♫ Tell the world how much they love
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♫ The little things in life
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(applauding)
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- Oh there they are!
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- Jimmy, listen to this.
- Great news, boys!
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- How did you know?
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- How did you know?
- How did they know?
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- How did I know what?
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- Danny just booked us for a six week tour
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that ends at the Pump Room.
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- The Pump Room?
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In Chicago?
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- No, the Pump Room in
my Aunt Lipke's basement.
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Yes, the Pump Room in Chicago!
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- We'll be halfway to Hollywood!
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- This is so thrilling!
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We'll need new routines.
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- And a spotlight devoted to me.
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- And 10% devoted to me.
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- And new falsies devoted to me!
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(audience laughing)
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- Sweetheart you might not
have time for all that,
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you're filling in for
Red Skelton who's laid up
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with kidney stones.
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- That's horrible.
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I'll have to write him a thank you note.
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(audience laughing)
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- On the train?
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We're leaving tonight!
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- I'll telephone Mother
and tell her the big news!
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- Uh, which big news?
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- Which big news?
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Jim have you not been listening?
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- Yeah, that's all I've been doing.
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But I have bigger news.
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Lila and I are getting married!
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- Married?
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Why would you get married?
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You seem so happy.
(audience laughing)
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- Jimmy, that's great!
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You finally asked her!
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- And I want you to be my best man.
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- Of course.
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Hey, we'll do the bachelor
party on the road.
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- Oh, we're not going on the road, buddy.
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Lila and I are finally
getting out of show business.
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- What?
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- We are the proud new
owners of the Mason farm
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in Midville, Connecticut.
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- Conne, oh Connecticut yeah.
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You know what happens in Connecticut?
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- What?
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- Nothing!
(audience laughing)
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You'll end up wearing plaid
and repressing your feelings!
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(audience laughing)
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- Jimmy, how long have
we been waiting for this?
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This could be our shot at the big time!
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- Are you really gonna walk
out on your best friend here?
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- No, I'm not walking out on anybody.
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I'm walking in to my new life with Lila.
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- Yes, but we're a trio, we work together!
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That's why we work!
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- Yeah you can't just take
a wheel off a tricycle,
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you'll end up with a...nevermind.
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(audience laughing)
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- Listen, Ted.
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You'll always be my best friend,
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but this is where the road divides for us.
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We can't come with you, I'm sorry.
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- Mother's thrilled, and so am I.
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- [Both] Great, so you're ready to go?
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- Jim, darling.
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Opportunities like this only
come along once in a lifetime.
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- As opposed to marriage proposals?
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- Exactly.
(audience laughing)
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Come on, it's only six weeks.
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- But we have to be in Midville tomorrow.
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The bank needs us to sign
the papers and take ownership
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or it goes back to auction.
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I don't wanna lose this place.
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- Okay, so what if you go claim the farm
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and let Ted take Lila to Chicago?
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- No, then it'll just be the two of us.
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That's perfect, all the
focus will be on me.
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- Hey!
- On us.
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- It makes sense, Jim.
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I'll do this one last
gig and then join you
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at the end of the summer
with a few extra paychecks
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to feather the nest.
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- Six weeks.
- Beautiful!
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Well that's settled.
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Well come on, let's go!
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I still gotta buy your train tickets.
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- Jimmy, I'll see you soon.
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I'll miss you, buddy.
- You too pal.
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- Bye dollface!
- Bye dollface!
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- Bye dollface.
(audience laughing)
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- Safe travels!
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♫ We could be so happy
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- Hey Jim!
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You and Lila coming to McHale's?
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- Oh I'll be there, but Lila's
going on the road with Ted.
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- I don't get it.
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- I do.
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Danny booked 'em a six week tour
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and it was too good to turn down.
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- Oh but not too good
for you to turn down?
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- Guys, you're not gonna wanna hear this,
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but I'm through with performing.
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(gasping)
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♫ I really think that
Broadway is just a false alarm
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(clamoring)
I know!
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♫ It's just a great big
fraud way compared to a farm
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♫ A lot of folks may like it
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♫ But I could not agree
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♫ It may be good enough for them
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♫ But not for me
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- What could be better than Broadway?
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(audience laughing)
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("Blue Skies" by Irving Berlin)
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♫ Blue skies smiling at me
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♫ Nothing but blue skies do I see
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- How would you all like
to make a contribution
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to the fresh air fund?
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All you have to do is help me
move to Midville, Connecticut.
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(clamoring)
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♫ Blue days, all of them gone
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♫ Nothin' but blue skies
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♫ Nothin' but blue skies
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♫ Nothin' but blue skies
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♫ From now on
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(clamoring)
262
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:07,295
♫ Never saw the sun shining so bright
263
00:14:07,295 --> 00:14:10,234
♫ Never saw things going so right
264
00:14:10,234 --> 00:14:13,418
♫ Noticing the days hurrying by
265
00:14:13,418 --> 00:14:16,756
♫ When you're in love, my how they fly
266
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,173
This way, ladies!
267
00:14:19,314 --> 00:14:20,335
Anywhere you like.
268
00:14:20,335 --> 00:14:22,458
Whoa, careful now.
269
00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:24,512
- Oh, that was smart.
- Yeah I'll say.
270
00:14:24,512 --> 00:14:25,429
Hey kiddos.
271
00:14:27,052 --> 00:14:28,116
Oh boy.
272
00:14:28,116 --> 00:14:29,692
Hey, not so bad there Track.
273
00:14:29,692 --> 00:14:30,710
I really appreciate the help.
274
00:14:30,710 --> 00:14:32,960
(knocking)
275
00:14:35,799 --> 00:14:36,730
- Oh look what I found!
276
00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:39,897
- Oh I'm gonna need those!
- Thank you!
277
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:46,594
(clamoring)
278
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:47,794
- Anything marked show business
279
00:14:47,794 --> 00:14:49,792
goes in storage in the barn!
280
00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:54,450
♫ I should care if the
wind blows east or west
281
00:14:54,450 --> 00:14:57,010
- Jim.
- Oh that goes in the bedroom.
282
00:14:57,010 --> 00:15:01,010
♫ I should fret if the
worst looks like the best
283
00:15:01,010 --> 00:15:02,012
- [Man] Well which one?
284
00:15:02,012 --> 00:15:03,010
You've got 15!
- Oh pick one!
285
00:15:03,010 --> 00:15:07,177
♫ I should mind if they
say it can't be true
286
00:15:08,812 --> 00:15:10,438
Whoa, outside!
(audience laughing)
287
00:15:10,438 --> 00:15:12,859
♫ I should smile (laughs)
288
00:15:12,859 --> 00:15:17,238
♫ That's exactly what I'll do
289
00:15:17,238 --> 00:15:19,294
Operator, get me the
Franklin Hotel in Omaha,
290
00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:21,394
Miss Lila Dixon.
291
00:15:21,394 --> 00:15:22,637
Oh she's not?
292
00:15:22,637 --> 00:15:24,779
Well then take down this message.
293
00:15:24,779 --> 00:15:26,946
It should read as follows!
294
00:15:28,031 --> 00:15:31,614
♫ Blue skies smiling at me
295
00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:37,779
♫ Nothin' but blue skies do I see
296
00:15:37,779 --> 00:15:40,697
♫ Nothin' but blue skies do I see
297
00:15:40,697 --> 00:15:44,447
♫ Blue days all of them gone
298
00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:48,656
♫ Nothin' but blue skies
299
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:51,737
♫ Nothin' but blue skies
300
00:15:51,737 --> 00:15:55,154
♫ Nothin' but blue skies
301
00:15:57,939 --> 00:16:00,439
♫ From now on
302
00:16:04,759 --> 00:16:08,819
(applauding and cheering)
303
00:16:08,819 --> 00:16:09,897
Thank you guys!
304
00:16:09,897 --> 00:16:11,459
I'll see you soon!
305
00:16:11,459 --> 00:16:14,577
Expect fresh produce at your door!
306
00:16:14,577 --> 00:16:18,744
♫ Nothin' but blue skies from now on
307
00:16:21,997 --> 00:16:25,817
(doorbell ringing)
(applauding)
308
00:16:25,817 --> 00:16:27,481
What's the matter, you miss me already?
309
00:16:27,481 --> 00:16:30,554
- Special delivery for Mr. Hardy.
310
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:31,387
- And who are you?
311
00:16:31,387 --> 00:16:33,229
- Charlie Winslow,
Midville Bank and Trust.
312
00:16:33,229 --> 00:16:34,226
(laughs)
- Really?
313
00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:35,780
Are you in finance or lending?
314
00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:37,095
- Collections.
315
00:16:37,095 --> 00:16:38,135
Your back taxes.
316
00:16:38,135 --> 00:16:39,239
- Nobody said anything about--
317
00:16:39,239 --> 00:16:40,759
- Water bill, electric bill, gas bill,
318
00:16:40,759 --> 00:16:43,015
and your first mortgage payment.
319
00:16:43,015 --> 00:16:44,337
Welcome to the neighborhood.
320
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,199
(audience laughing)
321
00:16:46,199 --> 00:16:48,215
- You got any good news, Mr. Winslow?
322
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:49,882
- I work for a bank.
323
00:16:51,133 --> 00:16:51,966
What do you think?
324
00:16:51,966 --> 00:16:53,225
- What do I think?
(door slams)
325
00:16:53,225 --> 00:16:54,058
(audience laughing)
326
00:16:54,058 --> 00:16:57,391
(creaking and crashing)
327
00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:02,627
(applauding)
328
00:17:10,349 --> 00:17:12,711
Apparently I work for a bank now too.
329
00:17:12,711 --> 00:17:14,005
(doorbell ringing)
330
00:17:14,005 --> 00:17:15,272
Who now, the IRS?
331
00:17:15,272 --> 00:17:16,632
Whoops, oh, hi.
332
00:17:16,632 --> 00:17:17,629
- Oh, hi.
333
00:17:17,629 --> 00:17:18,646
Mr. Hardy.
334
00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:19,479
- Do we know each other?
- No.
335
00:17:19,479 --> 00:17:21,864
Somewhat, I know who you are.
336
00:17:21,864 --> 00:17:22,997
- You've seen my act?
337
00:17:22,997 --> 00:17:24,301
- No.
(audience laughing)
338
00:17:24,301 --> 00:17:26,381
I've seen the foreclosure papers.
339
00:17:26,381 --> 00:17:27,560
I'm Linda Mason.
340
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,160
- As in Mason Farm?
341
00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,080
- Yes, I was wondering if I could pick up
342
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,562
a few things that I left behind.
343
00:17:32,562 --> 00:17:33,763
- Of course, please, come in.
344
00:17:33,763 --> 00:17:34,771
- Thank you.
345
00:17:34,771 --> 00:17:35,800
The bank padlocked the house
346
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,123
before I finished moving out so.
347
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:37,956
Oh, wow.
348
00:17:40,919 --> 00:17:42,643
I love what you've done with the place.
349
00:17:42,643 --> 00:17:45,000
(audience laughing)
350
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,680
- Yeah, I have my work cut out for me.
351
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,261
- Oh, well this looks
just like our old piano.
352
00:17:49,261 --> 00:17:50,264
- Oh, do you play?
353
00:17:50,264 --> 00:17:51,739
- No, not for years.
354
00:17:51,739 --> 00:17:55,064
Would you mind giving me a
hand with this painting here?
355
00:17:55,064 --> 00:17:56,280
- Sure.
- Thank you.
356
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,621
- You know I figured Eleanor
Roosevelt came with the house.
357
00:17:58,621 --> 00:17:59,454
- That's my grandmother.
358
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:00,469
- She was so beautiful.
- Yes.
359
00:18:00,469 --> 00:18:02,448
(audience laughing)
360
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,171
She and my grandfather built this place
361
00:18:04,171 --> 00:18:05,568
right after they were married.
362
00:18:05,568 --> 00:18:07,544
- I can tell they put
a lot of love into it.
363
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:08,877
- Yes, they did.
364
00:18:10,453 --> 00:18:11,598
- Oh I'm so sorry.
365
00:18:11,598 --> 00:18:13,380
This must be very emotional for you.
366
00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:15,252
- Oh, it's silly to get emotional
367
00:18:15,252 --> 00:18:17,540
over a piece of real estate, Mr. Hardy.
368
00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:18,575
- Oh, I dunno.
369
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,398
I got pretty emotional moving in just now.
370
00:18:20,398 --> 00:18:22,078
- Yes, I heard you singing about it.
371
00:18:22,078 --> 00:18:24,478
(audience laughing)
372
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,361
- Yeah, I tend to do that.
373
00:18:26,361 --> 00:18:29,300
- This was my home, but
I'll make a new one.
374
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:32,644
Like my father always
said, time marches on.
375
00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:34,041
- Hey I like that.
376
00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:35,220
("Marching Along With
Time" by Irving Berlin)
377
00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:38,638
♫ This world of ours is ever changing
378
00:18:38,638 --> 00:18:43,001
♫ The hands of time keep rearranging
379
00:18:43,001 --> 00:18:47,168
♫ With ev'ry change I'm right on the beat
380
00:18:48,532 --> 00:18:52,699
♫ Won't let the grass grow under my feet
381
00:18:53,998 --> 00:18:57,193
♫ I'm marching along with time
382
00:18:57,193 --> 00:18:59,737
♫ I'll be marching from time to time
383
00:18:59,737 --> 00:19:04,659
♫ For I'm not gonna let the parade go by
384
00:19:04,659 --> 00:19:08,878
♫ You know that time
marches on and so do I
385
00:19:08,878 --> 00:19:10,137
Hey, did you want this stuff?
- Oh, thank you.
386
00:19:10,137 --> 00:19:12,841
♫ One day I changed my horse
387
00:19:12,841 --> 00:19:15,401
♫ For a motor and now, of course
388
00:19:15,401 --> 00:19:20,260
♫ I'll be changing my
car for a plane to fly
389
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:25,241
♫ You know that time
marches on and so do I
390
00:19:25,241 --> 00:19:29,393
♫ There'll be a change in music
391
00:19:29,393 --> 00:19:31,364
♫ A change in rhythm
392
00:19:31,364 --> 00:19:34,084
♫ A change in dancing
393
00:19:34,084 --> 00:19:37,044
♫ But I'll be right with 'em
394
00:19:37,044 --> 00:19:39,524
♫ Watch me and you will find
395
00:19:39,524 --> 00:19:41,943
♫ That I just won't be left behind
396
00:19:41,943 --> 00:19:46,463
♫ Father Time marches
on with his head up high
397
00:19:46,463 --> 00:19:48,963
♫ And so do I
398
00:19:49,825 --> 00:19:50,658
♫ There'll be a change in music
399
00:19:50,658 --> 00:19:54,658
♫ There'll be a change in music
400
00:19:55,591 --> 00:19:57,124
♫ A change in rhythm
401
00:19:57,124 --> 00:20:00,412
♫ A change in rhythm
402
00:20:00,412 --> 00:20:02,472
♫ A change in dancing
403
00:20:02,472 --> 00:20:03,550
♫ A change in dancing
404
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:06,290
♫ But I'll be right with 'em
405
00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:09,148
♫ You'll be right with 'em
406
00:20:09,148 --> 00:20:10,951
♫ Marching along with time
407
00:20:10,951 --> 00:20:13,272
♫ I'll be marching from time to time
408
00:20:13,272 --> 00:20:17,866
♫ For I'm not gonna let the parade go by
409
00:20:17,866 --> 00:20:21,866
♫ You know that time marches on
410
00:20:23,498 --> 00:20:25,998
♫ And so do I
411
00:20:30,322 --> 00:20:32,739
(applauding)
412
00:20:37,843 --> 00:20:40,306
- Wow, forward thinking, independent.
413
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:41,922
Sound like a real New Yorker.
414
00:20:41,922 --> 00:20:43,997
- Oh, well I was a New Yorker briefly.
415
00:20:43,997 --> 00:20:44,984
- Really?
416
00:20:44,984 --> 00:20:45,997
What happened?
417
00:20:45,997 --> 00:20:47,905
- I tried to make it there as a performer
418
00:20:47,905 --> 00:20:49,623
when I was younger, but, well you know
419
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,246
how that story goes, huh?
420
00:20:51,246 --> 00:20:52,258
- Not until you tell it to me.
421
00:20:52,258 --> 00:20:53,265
- Oh, it's nothing.
422
00:20:53,265 --> 00:20:54,098
Um...
423
00:20:56,402 --> 00:20:59,262
My father woke up one day
and my mother had left.
424
00:20:59,262 --> 00:21:01,200
She ran off with a Fuller brush salesman.
425
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,033
- Oh.
- Yeah.
426
00:21:02,033 --> 00:21:02,967
- I see.
427
00:21:02,967 --> 00:21:04,706
- So I left New York, came
back to take care of him
428
00:21:04,706 --> 00:21:07,586
and I've been here ever since.
429
00:21:07,586 --> 00:21:10,098
After he passed, I just couldn't keep up.
430
00:21:10,098 --> 00:21:12,144
- Oh, I'm sorry.
431
00:21:12,144 --> 00:21:14,823
Hey did you ever think of
giving performing another shot?
432
00:21:14,823 --> 00:21:16,102
(laughs)
433
00:21:16,102 --> 00:21:18,326
- That was a different time, Mr. Hardy.
434
00:21:18,326 --> 00:21:19,684
I teach school now.
435
00:21:19,684 --> 00:21:21,927
It's a simple life, but I'm happy.
436
00:21:21,927 --> 00:21:24,887
- Funny, that's just what I'm after.
437
00:21:24,887 --> 00:21:27,714
- Well, I should get going.
438
00:21:27,714 --> 00:21:30,482
Back to my efficiency apartment.
439
00:21:30,482 --> 00:21:31,527
- Let me give you a
hand with those things.
440
00:21:31,527 --> 00:21:33,240
- Uh, nope, I am alright.
441
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,085
You have your hands full
with the house already.
442
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:37,059
You know, if you ever
need any help around here
443
00:21:37,059 --> 00:21:39,341
I know the perfect person!
444
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,752
- Oh, that'd be great,
send them right over.
445
00:21:40,752 --> 00:21:43,312
(doorbell ringing)
(audience laughing)
446
00:21:43,312 --> 00:21:45,568
Wow, that was fast.
447
00:21:45,568 --> 00:21:46,522
- Louise Badger, fix it man.
448
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:47,362
- Jim Hardy, how did you--
449
00:21:47,362 --> 00:21:49,704
- I was standing outside
waiting for my cue.
450
00:21:49,704 --> 00:21:51,122
(audience laughing)
451
00:21:51,122 --> 00:21:53,629
It's good to be home.
- Home?
452
00:21:53,629 --> 00:21:56,724
- Well I lived on this
property 20 plus years.
453
00:21:56,724 --> 00:21:59,263
- Louise was our caretaker
and part of the family.
454
00:21:59,263 --> 00:22:00,260
- Hey.
455
00:22:00,260 --> 00:22:01,802
Gone one month, the place falls apart.
456
00:22:01,802 --> 00:22:03,422
You're gonna need me 'round the clock.
457
00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:04,420
I'll go unpack.
458
00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:05,857
- Whoa, I can't afford you
full time until we have
459
00:22:05,857 --> 00:22:07,137
a crop we can sell.
460
00:22:07,137 --> 00:22:08,140
- Not a problem.
461
00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:10,623
Happy to take my salary in room and board.
462
00:22:10,623 --> 00:22:12,600
But no funny business, eh?
463
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,900
(audience laughing)
464
00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:16,481
- Well I'll let you two get to work, huh?
465
00:22:16,481 --> 00:22:17,482
- Hey.
466
00:22:17,482 --> 00:22:20,900
If it's all the same to you,
I'd like to keep the name.
467
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:22,260
Mason Farm.
468
00:22:22,260 --> 00:22:24,682
Has a certain ring to it.
469
00:22:24,682 --> 00:22:27,242
- Well that is very kind of
you Mr. Hardy, thank you.
470
00:22:27,242 --> 00:22:28,564
- Oh, please, call me Jim.
471
00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:30,420
- Goodbye Louise.
472
00:22:30,420 --> 00:22:32,198
- Oh, I'll swing by
and check on you later.
473
00:22:32,198 --> 00:22:33,482
- Oh don't worry about me,
just take care of the house
474
00:22:33,482 --> 00:22:34,565
and, uh, Jim.
475
00:22:35,642 --> 00:22:37,142
Bye bye.
- So long.
476
00:22:39,583 --> 00:22:40,703
- Pretty cute, huh?
477
00:22:40,703 --> 00:22:42,083
- Yeah, I mean, no.
478
00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:43,087
I mean, she is.
479
00:22:43,087 --> 00:22:44,643
I mean, I have a fiancee!
(audience laughing)
480
00:22:44,643 --> 00:22:45,476
- A fiancee?
481
00:22:45,476 --> 00:22:47,309
Where the heck is she?
482
00:22:48,610 --> 00:22:51,930
- [Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen.
483
00:22:51,930 --> 00:22:55,570
The Turf Lounge of Omaha
is proud to present
484
00:22:55,570 --> 00:22:59,153
the red-hot duo Lila
Dixon and Ted Hanover.
485
00:23:00,551 --> 00:23:04,468
("Heat Wave" by Irving Berlin)
486
00:23:06,690 --> 00:23:10,857
♫ A heat wave blew right
into town last week
487
00:23:12,450 --> 00:23:16,617
♫ She came from the island of Martinique
488
00:23:18,674 --> 00:23:22,841
♫ The can-can she dances will make you fry
489
00:23:24,674 --> 00:23:28,841
♫ The can-can is really the reason why
490
00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:38,121
♫ We're having a heat
wave, a tropical heat wave
491
00:23:39,554 --> 00:23:42,594
♫ The temp'rature's
rising, it isn't surprising
492
00:23:42,594 --> 00:23:45,751
♫ She certainly can can-can
493
00:23:45,751 --> 00:23:48,012
- So, according to my plan we should have
494
00:23:48,012 --> 00:23:49,570
a fresh crop by October.
495
00:23:49,570 --> 00:23:50,690
- Oh, that's ambitious.
496
00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:51,929
What are you planning to grow?
497
00:23:51,929 --> 00:23:54,754
- Figured I'd start with
my favorite, bananas.
498
00:23:54,754 --> 00:23:56,332
(audience laughing)
499
00:23:56,332 --> 00:23:58,971
- We're gonna need a new plan.
500
00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:02,252
♫ She started the heat wave
501
00:24:02,252 --> 00:24:04,914
♫ By letting her seat wave
502
00:24:04,914 --> 00:24:07,852
♫ And in such a way that
the customers say that
503
00:24:07,852 --> 00:24:11,519
♫ She certainly can can-can
504
00:24:36,136 --> 00:24:39,735
♫ She certainly can can-can
505
00:24:39,735 --> 00:24:40,775
- I never realized how much time it takes
506
00:24:40,775 --> 00:24:42,178
to grow a simple parsnip.
507
00:24:42,178 --> 00:24:43,495
- Told you it wouldn't be easy.
508
00:24:43,495 --> 00:24:45,094
This soil can be very unfriendly.
509
00:24:45,094 --> 00:24:46,733
- You know, farming is
harder than it looks.
510
00:24:46,733 --> 00:24:47,735
- I'll say.
511
00:24:47,735 --> 00:24:49,954
Mr. Mason tried for 55 years.
512
00:24:49,954 --> 00:24:50,951
- 55 years?
513
00:24:50,951 --> 00:24:51,955
Then what?
514
00:24:51,955 --> 00:24:54,877
- He died.
(audience laughing)
515
00:24:54,877 --> 00:24:55,710
♫ Gee
516
00:24:55,710 --> 00:24:56,777
- [Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen.
517
00:24:56,777 --> 00:24:58,028
♫ Her anatomy
518
00:24:58,028 --> 00:25:00,093
The Starlight Room in St. Louis.
519
00:25:00,093 --> 00:25:01,191
♫ Made the mercury
520
00:25:01,191 --> 00:25:02,870
Brings you Ted Hanover.
521
00:25:02,870 --> 00:25:04,594
♫ Jump to ninety-three
522
00:25:04,594 --> 00:25:06,277
And the red-hot Lila Dixon.
523
00:25:06,277 --> 00:25:07,110
- Woo!
524
00:25:07,110 --> 00:25:11,277
♫ We're having a heat
wave, a tropical heat wave
525
00:25:12,604 --> 00:25:15,705
♫ The way that she moves
that thermometer proves that
526
00:25:15,705 --> 00:25:18,864
♫ She certainly can can-can
527
00:25:18,864 --> 00:25:22,345
- [Announcer] Welcome to The Pump Room.
528
00:25:22,345 --> 00:25:24,064
Bringing you the red-hot act that's taking
529
00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:26,064
the windy city by storm.
530
00:25:27,504 --> 00:25:29,587
♫ So hot
531
00:25:32,457 --> 00:25:36,528
♫ A record's been made
532
00:25:36,528 --> 00:25:38,488
♫ We'll fry in the shade
533
00:25:38,488 --> 00:25:42,655
Live from the lake shore, it's
Ted Hanover and Lila Dixon!
534
00:25:43,730 --> 00:25:46,930
♫ Yes we're having a heat wave
535
00:25:46,930 --> 00:25:49,910
♫ A tropical heatwave
536
00:25:49,910 --> 00:25:52,850
♫ The way that she moves
that thermometer proves that
537
00:25:52,850 --> 00:25:56,484
♫ She certainly can can-can
538
00:25:56,484 --> 00:26:00,651
♫ We're having a heat
wave, a tropical heat wave
539
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:05,250
♫ In such a way that
the customers say that
540
00:26:05,250 --> 00:26:08,450
♫ The temp'rature's
rising, it isn't surprising
541
00:26:08,450 --> 00:26:11,827
♫ She certainly, certainly,
certainly, certainly, certainly
542
00:26:11,827 --> 00:26:14,327
♫ Can can-can
543
00:26:21,768 --> 00:26:25,268
(applauding and cheering)
544
00:26:31,397 --> 00:26:34,098
(audience laughing)
545
00:26:34,098 --> 00:26:36,681
(gentle music)
546
00:26:43,042 --> 00:26:44,242
- Any signs of life?
547
00:26:44,242 --> 00:26:46,642
- No, not over here.
548
00:26:46,642 --> 00:26:47,640
- I'm beginning to realize
549
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,122
why this place was such a bargain.
550
00:26:49,122 --> 00:26:50,162
- A bargain?
551
00:26:50,162 --> 00:26:53,058
Rumor 'round town is you
paid twice what it was worth.
552
00:26:53,058 --> 00:26:54,066
- What?
553
00:26:54,066 --> 00:26:56,680
- Typical New Yorker.
(audience laughing)
554
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,059
- Hang on a second, this
is a perfectly respectable
555
00:26:58,059 --> 00:26:59,842
summer squash.
556
00:26:59,842 --> 00:27:01,261
- Except it's a tomato.
557
00:27:01,261 --> 00:27:02,461
(audience laughing)
558
00:27:02,461 --> 00:27:03,821
Look you can call it
whatever you wanna call it
559
00:27:03,821 --> 00:27:06,416
as long as it impresses
that fiancee of yours.
560
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:09,166
- Special delivery for Mr. Hardy.
561
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,978
- No, Mr. Hardy's not here,
you'll have to come back later.
562
00:27:12,978 --> 00:27:14,478
- He's right behind you.
563
00:27:14,478 --> 00:27:16,098
- That's just my winter weight.
564
00:27:16,098 --> 00:27:18,759
(audience laughing)
565
00:27:18,759 --> 00:27:20,221
- Oh.
566
00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:23,501
So you'll have to be the
one to give Mr. Hardy
567
00:27:23,501 --> 00:27:26,338
this past due notice on the mortgage.
568
00:27:26,338 --> 00:27:28,959
We do offer a 30 day grace
period before penalties
569
00:27:28,959 --> 00:27:30,022
begin to accrue.
570
00:27:30,022 --> 00:27:30,855
- How kind.
571
00:27:30,855 --> 00:27:33,772
- Unfortunately, it's been 40 days.
572
00:27:34,924 --> 00:27:36,789
But we don't like to see folks hurtin'
573
00:27:36,789 --> 00:27:39,567
so I'll keep coming back to check in.
574
00:27:39,567 --> 00:27:41,484
You take good care now!
575
00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:46,111
- That kid is definitely gonna
be in government one day.
576
00:27:46,111 --> 00:27:47,471
(audience laughing)
577
00:27:47,471 --> 00:27:48,304
- Jim?
578
00:27:50,149 --> 00:27:51,327
Jim!
- Lila?
579
00:27:51,327 --> 00:27:52,160
- Oh, eew, eew!
580
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,746
Surprise.
581
00:27:53,746 --> 00:27:54,935
- You're two days early!
582
00:27:54,935 --> 00:27:56,439
- Oh!
(smooching)
583
00:27:56,439 --> 00:27:57,757
And overdressed.
584
00:27:57,757 --> 00:27:58,759
- You look like a movie star.
585
00:27:58,759 --> 00:28:00,334
- You look like a farmer.
586
00:28:00,334 --> 00:28:01,335
(chuckling)
587
00:28:01,335 --> 00:28:02,577
- Well, that's 'cause I am.
588
00:28:02,577 --> 00:28:03,975
At least I'm trying to be.
589
00:28:03,975 --> 00:28:05,677
With some help from my friend Louise here.
590
00:28:05,677 --> 00:28:06,773
- At your service!
591
00:28:06,773 --> 00:28:09,778
- Oh, you two are adorable!
592
00:28:09,778 --> 00:28:11,735
Like that painting with
the unhappy old people.
593
00:28:11,735 --> 00:28:13,415
(audience laughing)
594
00:28:13,415 --> 00:28:14,418
- I'll go get your bags.
595
00:28:14,418 --> 00:28:15,415
- Oh no, you really don't have to.
596
00:28:15,415 --> 00:28:16,935
- Oh no, I have to do everything.
597
00:28:16,935 --> 00:28:20,053
- Oh, it's so good to see you.
598
00:28:20,053 --> 00:28:22,097
Did you read the Farmer's
Almanac I sent you?
599
00:28:22,097 --> 00:28:23,776
- Every word.
600
00:28:23,776 --> 00:28:24,919
On the first page.
601
00:28:24,919 --> 00:28:26,039
(laughing)
602
00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:27,239
- Well that's alright, you been busy.
603
00:28:27,239 --> 00:28:29,531
But I'm gonna teach you
everything you need to know.
604
00:28:29,531 --> 00:28:30,996
Starting right now.
605
00:28:30,996 --> 00:28:31,829
- Now?
606
00:28:33,338 --> 00:28:34,538
But it's about to rain.
607
00:28:34,538 --> 00:28:36,096
("It's A Lovely Day
Today" by Irving Berlin)
608
00:28:36,096 --> 00:28:37,818
- Well that's just a few passing clouds.
609
00:28:37,818 --> 00:28:39,536
- Tell that to my hair.
610
00:28:39,536 --> 00:28:43,562
- You have to look for the blue
sky in between those clouds.
611
00:28:43,562 --> 00:28:47,427
♫ It's a lovely day today
612
00:28:47,427 --> 00:28:51,347
♫ So whatever you've got to do
613
00:28:51,347 --> 00:28:55,747
♫ You've got a lovely day to do it in
614
00:28:55,747 --> 00:28:58,247
♫ That's true
615
00:28:59,310 --> 00:29:03,171
♫ And I hope whatever you've got to do
616
00:29:03,171 --> 00:29:07,432
♫ Is something that can be done by two
617
00:29:07,432 --> 00:29:12,310
♫ Though I'd really like to stay
618
00:29:12,310 --> 00:29:13,731
- Jim I need to tell ya, I came here--
619
00:29:13,731 --> 00:29:15,891
♫ It's a lovely day today
620
00:29:15,891 --> 00:29:16,904
That's interesting.
621
00:29:16,904 --> 00:29:18,848
♫ So whatever we've got to do
622
00:29:18,848 --> 00:29:23,015
♫ I'd be so happy to be doing it with you
623
00:29:24,110 --> 00:29:24,943
Me?
624
00:29:26,072 --> 00:29:29,091
♫ But if I've got
something that must be done
625
00:29:29,091 --> 00:29:32,211
♫ And it can only be done by one
626
00:29:32,211 --> 00:29:36,128
♫ There is nothing more to say
627
00:29:38,687 --> 00:29:41,731
♫ Except it's a lovely day for saying
628
00:29:41,731 --> 00:29:42,734
Whoa!
629
00:29:42,734 --> 00:29:44,730
♫ It's a lovely day
630
00:29:44,730 --> 00:29:46,830
- Your chariot awaits!
631
00:29:46,830 --> 00:29:49,512
- Well I prefer a Buick but okay.
632
00:29:49,512 --> 00:29:52,334
♫ It's a lovely day today
633
00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:55,214
♫ If there's something that must be done
634
00:29:55,214 --> 00:29:59,381
♫ Don't forget two heads
are better than just one
635
00:30:01,454 --> 00:30:04,771
♫ But perhaps whatever I've got to do
636
00:30:04,771 --> 00:30:09,496
♫ Is something that should be done by you
637
00:30:09,496 --> 00:30:11,811
♫ Done by two
638
00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:15,550
♫ If it is then you could say
639
00:30:15,550 --> 00:30:16,974
Jim, I'm sorry!
640
00:30:16,974 --> 00:30:18,814
I can't do this!
641
00:30:18,814 --> 00:30:22,334
I been trying to tell you
since I got here but...
642
00:30:22,334 --> 00:30:23,834
You seem so happy.
643
00:30:24,813 --> 00:30:26,828
- Well that's 'cause I am.
644
00:30:26,828 --> 00:30:28,654
You should try it, it's
a pleasant sensation.
645
00:30:28,654 --> 00:30:30,731
- So is performing.
646
00:30:30,731 --> 00:30:33,627
And I can't just walk away like you did.
647
00:30:33,627 --> 00:30:34,910
I know myself.
648
00:30:34,910 --> 00:30:36,252
I can live with a lot of things
649
00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:39,454
but I can't live out here
with all these vegetables.
650
00:30:39,454 --> 00:30:41,192
(audience laughing)
651
00:30:41,192 --> 00:30:43,432
Anyhow, Ted and I just
got booked into a swanky
652
00:30:43,432 --> 00:30:45,294
new room in Las Vegas.
653
00:30:45,294 --> 00:30:46,312
Can you believe it?
654
00:30:46,312 --> 00:30:47,145
Las Vegas!
655
00:30:47,990 --> 00:30:49,406
It's a dream come true.
656
00:30:49,406 --> 00:30:51,950
- But this was our dream.
- Your dream, Jim.
657
00:30:51,950 --> 00:30:52,783
Not mine.
658
00:30:55,374 --> 00:30:57,249
- You came all the way
out here to tell me this?
659
00:30:57,249 --> 00:30:58,087
- I wanted to tell you in person.
660
00:30:58,087 --> 00:31:00,422
- That was nice of you.
- I know.
661
00:31:00,422 --> 00:31:02,762
(audience laughing)
662
00:31:02,762 --> 00:31:04,012
I'm sorry, Jim.
663
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,737
- Can I at least drive you to the train?
664
00:31:08,737 --> 00:31:13,160
- The cab's waiting for
me around the corner.
665
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,410
Good luck, Jim.
666
00:31:16,144 --> 00:31:17,144
I mean that!
667
00:31:23,404 --> 00:31:25,654
- She didn't have any bags.
668
00:31:27,072 --> 00:31:27,905
- I know.
669
00:31:30,096 --> 00:31:33,596
♫ It's a lovely day today
670
00:31:34,453 --> 00:31:38,592
♫ And whatever you've got to do
671
00:31:38,592 --> 00:31:42,759
♫ I'd be so happy to be doing it with you
672
00:31:44,794 --> 00:31:49,309
(thunder rumbling)
(rain falling)
673
00:31:49,309 --> 00:31:52,309
♫ It's a lovely day
674
00:31:59,331 --> 00:32:03,498
("Plenty To Be Thankful
For" by Irving Berlin)
675
00:32:08,222 --> 00:32:11,409
♫ Gobble gobble
676
00:32:11,409 --> 00:32:14,231
♫ Gobble gobble
677
00:32:14,231 --> 00:32:16,231
♫ Plenty to be thankful
678
00:32:16,231 --> 00:32:18,769
♫ That's right there's
plenty to be thankful
679
00:32:18,769 --> 00:32:21,729
♫ Tonight there's plenty to be thankful
680
00:32:21,729 --> 00:32:24,391
♫ Plenty to be thankful for
681
00:32:24,391 --> 00:32:27,144
- Live from Las Vegas,
it's the KENO Thanksgiving
682
00:32:27,144 --> 00:32:31,527
musical cavalcade with Ted
Hanover and Lila Dixon.
683
00:32:31,527 --> 00:32:36,178
Brought to you by Optrex Eye
Lotion and Benzel Sinus Spray.
684
00:32:36,178 --> 00:32:38,678
Relief you'll be thankful for.
685
00:32:42,991 --> 00:32:47,158
♫ I've got plenty to be thankful for
686
00:32:48,435 --> 00:32:51,038
♫ I haven't got a great big yacht
687
00:32:51,038 --> 00:32:53,997
♫ To sail from shore to shore
688
00:32:53,997 --> 00:32:58,164
♫ Still I've got plenty to be thankful for
689
00:33:00,659 --> 00:33:03,850
♫ I've got plenty to be thankful for
690
00:33:03,850 --> 00:33:04,853
♫ Yes sir
691
00:33:04,853 --> 00:33:06,349
♫ He's got a lot
692
00:33:06,349 --> 00:33:08,772
♫ No private car, no caviar
693
00:33:08,772 --> 00:33:11,973
♫ No carpet on my floor
694
00:33:11,973 --> 00:33:16,431
♫ Oh no but he has got
plenty to be thankful for
695
00:33:16,431 --> 00:33:18,533
♫ Like you girls, have I
mentioned I'm grateful for ya
696
00:33:18,533 --> 00:33:21,711
♫ Gee Teddy thanks
697
00:33:21,711 --> 00:33:24,314
♫ I've got eyes to see with
698
00:33:24,314 --> 00:33:27,631
- Thanks to Optrex, the eye
lotion made with science!
699
00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:29,973
♫ Ears to hear with
700
00:33:29,973 --> 00:33:33,514
- Thanks to Benzel, the nasal
spray made with amphetamines!
701
00:33:33,514 --> 00:33:34,511
- [All] Wow!
702
00:33:34,511 --> 00:33:35,930
♫ Arms to hug with
703
00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:37,231
♫ Lips to kiss with
704
00:33:37,231 --> 00:33:40,269
♫ Someone to adore
705
00:33:40,269 --> 00:33:43,994
♫ How could anybody ask for more
706
00:33:43,994 --> 00:33:45,291
♫ How could he
707
00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:46,771
♫ Why would he
708
00:33:46,771 --> 00:33:49,207
♫ My needs are small, I buy them all
709
00:33:49,207 --> 00:33:51,994
♫ At the five and 10 cent store
710
00:33:51,994 --> 00:33:54,244
♫ I've got
711
00:33:55,470 --> 00:33:57,720
♫ He's got
712
00:33:58,867 --> 00:34:03,034
♫ We've got plenty to be thankful for
713
00:34:08,691 --> 00:34:11,811
♫ Plenty to be thankful for
714
00:34:11,811 --> 00:34:14,430
(applauding)
715
00:34:14,430 --> 00:34:16,847
- Ted Hanover and Lila Dixon!
716
00:34:18,185 --> 00:34:19,667
Ladies and gentlemen,
stick around if you know
717
00:34:19,667 --> 00:34:20,809
what's good for you.
718
00:34:20,809 --> 00:34:24,976
We'll be speaking with them
later on in the program.
719
00:34:26,159 --> 00:34:28,218
- No, Louise, don't worry about me.
720
00:34:28,218 --> 00:34:30,468
I have lots of guests over.
721
00:34:32,481 --> 00:34:34,341
The neighbors.
722
00:34:34,341 --> 00:34:35,338
You don't know them.
723
00:34:35,338 --> 00:34:36,639
(audience laughing)
724
00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:40,042
Listen, Louise, I need to grab
the turkey before it dries.
725
00:34:40,042 --> 00:34:40,875
Okay.
726
00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:43,738
Gobble gobble to you too.
727
00:34:43,738 --> 00:34:45,657
(audience laughing)
Alright, bye bye.
728
00:34:45,657 --> 00:34:47,205
(sighs)
729
00:34:47,205 --> 00:34:49,287
(doorbell buzzes)
Hello?
730
00:34:49,287 --> 00:34:52,424
- [Charlie] Hi Miss Mason,
it's Charlie Winslow.
731
00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:54,924
- Oh, Charlie, um, come on in.
732
00:34:58,568 --> 00:35:00,627
Charlie, to what do I owe the pleasure?
733
00:35:00,627 --> 00:35:01,624
- Happy Thanksgiving.
734
00:35:01,624 --> 00:35:02,457
- Oh.
735
00:35:03,443 --> 00:35:04,440
Apple pie?
736
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,467
How sweet of you to think of me.
737
00:35:06,467 --> 00:35:07,667
Come, sit down.
738
00:35:07,667 --> 00:35:10,408
- I'm just the messenger,
it's from my parents.
739
00:35:10,408 --> 00:35:11,447
They feel sorry for you.
740
00:35:11,447 --> 00:35:14,248
(audience laughing)
741
00:35:14,248 --> 00:35:15,346
- Sorry for me?
742
00:35:15,346 --> 00:35:16,488
- Oh, you know.
743
00:35:16,488 --> 00:35:19,905
Because you're all alone on Thanksgiving,
744
00:35:20,883 --> 00:35:24,248
no family, no children, no prospects.
745
00:35:24,248 --> 00:35:27,248
(audience laughing)
746
00:35:29,208 --> 00:35:33,325
- Self-Reliance by Ralph Waldo
Emerson, we just read it.
747
00:35:33,325 --> 00:35:34,765
Do you remember how he starts?
748
00:35:34,765 --> 00:35:36,707
- Man is his own star.
749
00:35:36,707 --> 00:35:37,704
- Exactly.
750
00:35:37,704 --> 00:35:41,085
I like being independent and level-headed.
751
00:35:41,085 --> 00:35:43,288
- My mom calls that a spinster!
752
00:35:43,288 --> 00:35:46,008
(audience laughing)
753
00:35:46,008 --> 00:35:48,508
- Charlie, I'm perfectly fine.
754
00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:51,991
I have plenty to be thankful for.
755
00:35:51,991 --> 00:35:53,908
("Plenty To Be Thankful For
(reprise)" by Irving Berlin)
756
00:35:53,908 --> 00:35:57,730
♫ My tiny flat was furnished at
757
00:35:57,730 --> 00:36:01,250
♫ The five and 10 cent store
758
00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:05,773
♫ Still I've got plenty to be thankful for
759
00:36:05,773 --> 00:36:06,773
- Like what?
760
00:36:08,370 --> 00:36:11,250
♫ I've got eyes to see with
761
00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:12,430
Oh like the song on the radio!
762
00:36:12,430 --> 00:36:14,548
♫ Ears to hear with
763
00:36:14,548 --> 00:36:15,970
- Oh you were listening.
764
00:36:15,970 --> 00:36:17,533
♫ Arms to hug with
765
00:36:17,533 --> 00:36:19,191
♫ Lips to kiss with
766
00:36:19,191 --> 00:36:22,311
- I guess it is okay to be all alone then.
767
00:36:22,311 --> 00:36:24,411
You get to eat the whole pie by yourself.
768
00:36:24,411 --> 00:36:26,350
- Yep.
(audience laughing)
769
00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:27,634
- No one to share it with.
770
00:36:27,634 --> 00:36:28,467
- Yep.
771
00:36:29,529 --> 00:36:31,970
- No one to tell you
when you've had enough!
772
00:36:31,970 --> 00:36:32,973
- Yep.
773
00:36:32,973 --> 00:36:34,973
- Or save you when you're choking.
774
00:36:34,973 --> 00:36:38,447
- Okay.
(audience laughing)
775
00:36:38,447 --> 00:36:39,842
Lesson's over.
776
00:36:39,842 --> 00:36:40,839
- Swell.
777
00:36:40,839 --> 00:36:41,831
Enjoy the pie, Miss Mason.
778
00:36:41,831 --> 00:36:45,394
- Goodbye, Charlie.
(laughs)
779
00:36:45,394 --> 00:36:46,877
(audience laughing)
780
00:36:46,877 --> 00:36:50,655
("Marching Along With Time
(reprise)" by Irving Berlin)
781
00:36:50,655 --> 00:36:54,655
♫ There'll be a change in music
782
00:36:57,215 --> 00:37:01,092
♫ A change in rhythm
783
00:37:01,092 --> 00:37:04,259
♫ A change in dancing
784
00:37:05,172 --> 00:37:08,922
♫ But I'll be right with 'em
785
00:37:10,074 --> 00:37:13,594
♫ Da da da da da da
786
00:37:13,594 --> 00:37:16,671
♫ Da da da da da da da da da
787
00:37:16,671 --> 00:37:19,789
♫ At the KENO radio cavalcade
788
00:37:19,789 --> 00:37:23,956
♫ There's plenty to be thankful for
789
00:37:27,708 --> 00:37:30,111
- Before we conclude our
program for this evening
790
00:37:30,111 --> 00:37:32,015
let's take a moment and meet our stars,
791
00:37:32,015 --> 00:37:33,674
Ted Hanover and Lila Dixon.
792
00:37:33,674 --> 00:37:37,172
Ted, are you looking to be
a Romeo on the Vegas Strip
793
00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:39,652
or is there a special girl in your life?
794
00:37:39,652 --> 00:37:41,695
- Every girl in my life is special.
795
00:37:41,695 --> 00:37:44,255
- But he only has one dance partner.
796
00:37:44,255 --> 00:37:47,071
- Lila, is there a lucky fella
out there waiting for you
797
00:37:47,071 --> 00:37:48,372
this holiday season?
798
00:37:48,372 --> 00:37:49,551
- No sir.
799
00:37:49,551 --> 00:37:53,134
I'm fancy free and free
for anything fancy!
800
00:37:54,014 --> 00:37:56,070
- So get up close and
personal at The Flamingo,
801
00:37:56,070 --> 00:37:57,307
we're almost sold out!
802
00:37:57,307 --> 00:37:59,271
- Thank you Ted and Lila!
803
00:37:59,271 --> 00:38:01,135
You heard it here first folks,
804
00:38:01,135 --> 00:38:04,015
Lila Dixon is single and looking!
805
00:38:04,015 --> 00:38:07,265
Bachelors beware, she's a heartbreaker!
806
00:38:09,408 --> 00:38:11,994
Next up on the KENO Radio Cavalcade,
807
00:38:11,994 --> 00:38:14,932
Susan the Yiddish speaking spaniel.
808
00:38:14,932 --> 00:38:16,554
(audience laughing)
809
00:38:16,554 --> 00:38:18,372
- Oh, Susan--
810
00:38:18,372 --> 00:38:19,611
- Why are you torturing yourself?
811
00:38:19,611 --> 00:38:20,608
- 'Cause I believed her.
812
00:38:20,608 --> 00:38:23,353
- Yeah, well she's an actress,
it's her job to fake it.
813
00:38:23,353 --> 00:38:24,669
(audience laughing)
814
00:38:24,669 --> 00:38:26,474
- Can't believe I let her string me along.
815
00:38:26,474 --> 00:38:27,471
Look at me now.
816
00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:30,511
Failing at farming in this
big old house all by myself!
817
00:38:30,511 --> 00:38:32,549
- Well that's not technically true.
818
00:38:32,549 --> 00:38:33,551
(audience laughing)
819
00:38:33,551 --> 00:38:34,709
But I'm willing to overlook
it given your current
820
00:38:34,709 --> 00:38:36,634
state of mind.
821
00:38:36,634 --> 00:38:38,131
Come on, let me fix you a plate.
822
00:38:38,131 --> 00:38:39,172
- You know who I really miss?
- Who?
823
00:38:39,172 --> 00:38:40,005
- Ted.
824
00:38:41,151 --> 00:38:43,251
Well, the old Ted.
825
00:38:43,251 --> 00:38:44,991
- The Ted who took your
fiancee on the road?
826
00:38:44,991 --> 00:38:47,514
- No, the Ted who used
to be my best friend.
827
00:38:47,514 --> 00:38:49,345
(glum music)
828
00:38:49,345 --> 00:38:51,169
We met at a casting call
when we were both first
829
00:38:51,169 --> 00:38:52,646
starting out.
830
00:38:52,646 --> 00:38:56,749
I was so nervous I could
barely speak, let alone sing.
831
00:38:56,749 --> 00:38:59,041
My audition, whoa, tanked.
832
00:38:59,041 --> 00:39:00,493
(laughs)
833
00:39:00,493 --> 00:39:02,975
Afterwards I was drowning
my sorrows at McHale's
834
00:39:02,975 --> 00:39:05,956
and there was Ted, yucking
it up with a circle
835
00:39:05,956 --> 00:39:07,594
of other kids from the call.
836
00:39:07,594 --> 00:39:10,756
I finally picked up the
courage to go congratulate him.
837
00:39:10,756 --> 00:39:13,013
"On what?" He said.
838
00:39:13,013 --> 00:39:14,234
"I didn't get the gig
either, none of us did.
839
00:39:14,234 --> 00:39:17,316
"Doesn't mean we won't get the next one."
840
00:39:17,316 --> 00:39:18,756
I couldn't believe it.
841
00:39:18,756 --> 00:39:20,138
Why were they celebrating?
842
00:39:20,138 --> 00:39:21,375
So I asked him.
843
00:39:21,375 --> 00:39:23,178
You know what he said?
844
00:39:23,178 --> 00:39:25,796
"Every now and then it's
a good idea to pause
845
00:39:25,796 --> 00:39:29,935
"in our pursuit of
happiness to just be happy."
846
00:39:29,935 --> 00:39:31,898
(audience laughing)
847
00:39:31,898 --> 00:39:35,055
I ended up having more fun that
night than the entire year.
848
00:39:35,055 --> 00:39:36,836
Ted, he just has a way of making anyone
849
00:39:36,836 --> 00:39:39,498
feel good about anything.
850
00:39:39,498 --> 00:39:42,276
Wonder what happened to that guy.
851
00:39:42,276 --> 00:39:45,135
- If it makes you feel any
better, you can call me Ted.
852
00:39:45,135 --> 00:39:47,396
(audience laughing)
853
00:39:47,396 --> 00:39:48,815
(doorbell ringing)
854
00:39:48,815 --> 00:39:51,691
Oh, wonder who that could be?
855
00:39:51,691 --> 00:39:54,032
What poor lost soul is
knocking on our door
856
00:39:54,032 --> 00:39:56,012
on Thanksgiving day?
857
00:39:56,012 --> 00:39:57,898
(gasps)
Linda!
858
00:39:57,898 --> 00:39:59,052
What a surprise!
859
00:39:59,052 --> 00:40:02,952
What are you doing here?
(audience laughing)
860
00:40:02,952 --> 00:40:04,554
- You told me I could come over.
861
00:40:04,554 --> 00:40:05,796
- Oh how wonderful
(audience laughing)
862
00:40:05,796 --> 00:40:08,058
that you decided to pop
in for a spontaneous,
863
00:40:08,058 --> 00:40:09,391
unplanned visit.
864
00:40:10,664 --> 00:40:12,535
- Hi Jim.
- Hi Linda.
865
00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:14,075
- Happy Thanksgiving.
866
00:40:14,075 --> 00:40:17,195
I wanted to bring you this apple pie.
867
00:40:17,195 --> 00:40:18,678
- Wow, you baked me a pie?
868
00:40:18,678 --> 00:40:22,717
- Yes.
(audience laughing)
869
00:40:22,717 --> 00:40:23,550
No.
870
00:40:24,398 --> 00:40:25,998
One of my students brought it to me.
871
00:40:25,998 --> 00:40:28,099
I'm assuming it's not poisoned.
872
00:40:28,099 --> 00:40:31,619
(laughs awkwardly)
873
00:40:31,619 --> 00:40:33,157
(audience laughing)
874
00:40:33,157 --> 00:40:37,324
- Oh, all the same that's
very kind of you, thank you.
875
00:40:40,386 --> 00:40:41,969
Happy Thanksgiving.
876
00:40:43,010 --> 00:40:45,093
- Oh, happy Thanksgiving.
877
00:40:49,844 --> 00:40:51,769
You know I should mention
why I really came.
878
00:40:51,769 --> 00:40:53,507
I am missing my serving spoon.
879
00:40:53,507 --> 00:40:55,107
Could I check the barn?
880
00:40:55,107 --> 00:40:57,129
(audience laughing)
881
00:40:57,129 --> 00:40:58,750
- Of course.
882
00:40:58,750 --> 00:40:59,790
You know the way.
883
00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:00,827
- Yep.
884
00:41:00,827 --> 00:41:02,687
So I'll just grab that and get going.
885
00:41:02,687 --> 00:41:03,971
- No!
886
00:41:03,971 --> 00:41:05,044
I mean...
887
00:41:05,044 --> 00:41:06,049
I'll go get it for ya.
888
00:41:06,049 --> 00:41:06,882
- Oh no Louise, you don't have to--
889
00:41:06,882 --> 00:41:08,701
- Oh no I was just headed out
that way anyway to feed the...
890
00:41:08,701 --> 00:41:09,696
Pig.
- We have a pig?
891
00:41:09,696 --> 00:41:12,063
- Yes!
(audience laughing)
892
00:41:12,063 --> 00:41:12,896
Boris.
893
00:41:14,260 --> 00:41:18,427
He's a rescue.
(audience laughing)
894
00:41:26,838 --> 00:41:28,084
- Well you look lovely.
895
00:41:28,084 --> 00:41:31,343
Are you headed somewhere special tonight?
896
00:41:31,343 --> 00:41:33,764
- Just singing with the local choir.
897
00:41:33,764 --> 00:41:35,200
- Oh.
898
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,361
Oh.
899
00:41:36,361 --> 00:41:37,482
I'm glad to hear that.
900
00:41:37,482 --> 00:41:40,644
- Well I guess you reminded
me how much I enjoy it.
901
00:41:40,644 --> 00:41:42,439
- Oh no, no, I can't take any credit.
902
00:41:42,439 --> 00:41:44,623
- Oh, you can take a little.
903
00:41:44,623 --> 00:41:46,699
- Well I don't mind if I do.
904
00:41:46,699 --> 00:41:48,660
(audience laughing)
905
00:41:48,660 --> 00:41:51,684
- Well I think you should.
(chuckles)
906
00:41:51,684 --> 00:41:52,684
- Well okay.
907
00:41:54,018 --> 00:41:57,940
- Okay.
(audience laughing)
908
00:41:57,940 --> 00:42:00,340
Ooh, I see Louise made her
famous cranberry sauce,
909
00:42:00,340 --> 00:42:01,173
I miss that.
910
00:42:01,173 --> 00:42:02,994
- Listen.
- Huh?
911
00:42:02,994 --> 00:42:04,834
- I'd really like to invite
you to stay for dinner.
912
00:42:04,834 --> 00:42:06,972
It's just, it's not the best timing.
913
00:42:06,972 --> 00:42:07,970
- Oh no, of course.
914
00:42:07,970 --> 00:42:12,012
- Lila...Lila called off our engagement.
915
00:42:12,012 --> 00:42:13,360
- I heard on the radio.
- Yep.
916
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:16,360
(audience laughing)
917
00:42:17,823 --> 00:42:18,865
It's probably for the best.
918
00:42:18,865 --> 00:42:19,863
- I'm so sorry.
919
00:42:19,863 --> 00:42:21,244
- Thank you, but I just think that I'd be
920
00:42:21,244 --> 00:42:22,284
terrible company tonight.
921
00:42:22,284 --> 00:42:23,281
- Right, me too!
922
00:42:23,281 --> 00:42:24,233
- You would?
- No, I wouldn't.
923
00:42:24,233 --> 00:42:26,233
(audience laughing)
924
00:42:26,233 --> 00:42:27,512
I don't know why I said that.
925
00:42:27,512 --> 00:42:29,015
I just mean that--
- I just mean that--
926
00:42:29,015 --> 00:42:31,417
- You know, I should get going.
927
00:42:31,417 --> 00:42:33,412
- What about the serving spoon?
928
00:42:33,412 --> 00:42:37,579
("Nothing More To Say" by Irving Berlin)
929
00:42:50,372 --> 00:42:54,539
♫ Funny when you're left
with nothing more to say
930
00:42:58,055 --> 00:43:02,222
♫ Suddenly you find you
should be on your way
931
00:43:05,151 --> 00:43:09,335
♫ Funny how you long for some excuse
932
00:43:09,335 --> 00:43:13,502
♫ To remain awhile but it's no use
933
00:43:14,412 --> 00:43:18,579
♫ The conversation ends and
you've nothing more to say
934
00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:27,000
♫ Funny when you're left
without a thought on your mind
935
00:43:29,633 --> 00:43:33,800
♫ Funny when you search for
words you never can find
936
00:43:37,452 --> 00:43:41,335
♫ Gone are the pretty speeches
937
00:43:41,335 --> 00:43:45,502
♫ That you planned for your lucky day
938
00:43:47,553 --> 00:43:51,720
♫ Funny when you're left
with nothing more to say
939
00:43:59,718 --> 00:44:03,885
♫ When your moment comes to an end
940
00:44:05,029 --> 00:44:08,529
♫ What good is pretending
941
00:44:10,473 --> 00:44:14,435
♫ Gone are the pretty speeches
942
00:44:14,435 --> 00:44:18,602
♫ That you planned for your lucky day
943
00:44:21,875 --> 00:44:26,042
♫ Funny when the words
no longer come your way
944
00:44:30,115 --> 00:44:34,282
♫ Funny when you're left
with nothing more to say
945
00:44:45,315 --> 00:44:47,732
(applauding)
946
00:44:55,893 --> 00:44:56,726
Louise.
947
00:44:57,773 --> 00:45:00,232
I still don't understand why
we need this Christmas tree.
948
00:45:00,232 --> 00:45:02,472
- Oh stop arguing, I need to focus!
949
00:45:02,472 --> 00:45:03,475
- What's the point?
950
00:45:03,475 --> 00:45:04,514
It's just the two of us.
951
00:45:04,514 --> 00:45:06,934
It's not like we have
an actual family here.
952
00:45:06,934 --> 00:45:09,213
- Families come in all shapes and sizes.
953
00:45:09,213 --> 00:45:10,376
- Do we really need that star?
954
00:45:10,376 --> 00:45:12,253
- Of course we do, my father was Jewish.
955
00:45:12,253 --> 00:45:15,253
(audience laughing)
956
00:45:16,755 --> 00:45:18,712
- Well, this tree's gonna look pretty sad
957
00:45:18,712 --> 00:45:20,651
with only two presents under it.
958
00:45:20,651 --> 00:45:21,984
- Okay, come on, give me a boost.
959
00:45:21,984 --> 00:45:24,261
- If I don't find some miracle
plan in the next two weeks,
960
00:45:24,261 --> 00:45:26,461
this place goes back into foreclosure.
961
00:45:26,461 --> 00:45:31,227
- Oh, close enough!
(audience laughing)
962
00:45:31,227 --> 00:45:34,338
- Too bad there's nobody here to enjoy it.
963
00:45:34,338 --> 00:45:36,898
♫ Happy holiday
964
00:45:36,898 --> 00:45:39,362
What was that?
- What was what?
965
00:45:39,362 --> 00:45:41,442
♫ Happy holiday
966
00:45:41,442 --> 00:45:42,658
- That.
967
00:45:42,658 --> 00:45:45,720
♫ While the merry bells keep ringing
968
00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:49,138
♫ May your every wish come true
969
00:45:49,138 --> 00:45:50,957
(laughing and cheering)
970
00:45:50,957 --> 00:45:53,585
(chattering)
971
00:45:53,585 --> 00:45:55,609
What are you guys doing here?
972
00:45:55,609 --> 00:45:57,075
- Well we're here for you.
973
00:45:57,075 --> 00:46:00,675
- I figured you were in need
of a little musical medication.
974
00:46:00,675 --> 00:46:03,353
- So we're here to fill the prescription!
975
00:46:03,353 --> 00:46:04,186
- Oh.
976
00:46:04,186 --> 00:46:05,019
("Shaking the Blues
Away" by Irving Berlin)
977
00:46:05,019 --> 00:46:09,520
♫ There's an old
superstition 'way down south
978
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:13,687
♫ Ev'rybody believes
that trouble won't stay
979
00:46:15,118 --> 00:46:18,368
♫ If you shake it away
980
00:46:19,822 --> 00:46:23,989
♫ When they hold a revival way down south
981
00:46:25,155 --> 00:46:29,322
♫ Ev'rybody with care and trouble that day
982
00:46:31,498 --> 00:46:34,915
♫ Tries to shake it away
983
00:46:41,705 --> 00:46:44,196
♫ Shaking the blues away
984
00:46:44,196 --> 00:46:47,161
♫ Unhappy news away
985
00:46:47,161 --> 00:46:49,065
♫ If you are blue, it's easy to
986
00:46:49,065 --> 00:46:52,880
♫ Shake off your cares and troubles
987
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:55,719
♫ Telling the blues to go
988
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:58,601
♫ They may refuse to go
989
00:46:58,601 --> 00:47:01,080
♫ But as a rule, they'll go if you'll
990
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,763
♫ Shake them away
991
00:47:03,763 --> 00:47:05,817
♫ Do like the voodoos do,
992
00:47:05,817 --> 00:47:09,465
♫ List'ning to a voodoo melody
993
00:47:09,465 --> 00:47:12,665
♫ They shake their bodies so, to and fro
994
00:47:12,665 --> 00:47:14,462
♫ With every shake
995
00:47:14,462 --> 00:47:16,036
♫ A lucky break
996
00:47:16,036 --> 00:47:17,950
♫ Proving that there's a way
997
00:47:17,950 --> 00:47:18,915
♫ Come on
998
00:47:18,915 --> 00:47:21,619
♫ To chase your cares away
999
00:47:21,619 --> 00:47:23,545
♫ If you would lose your weary blues
1000
00:47:23,545 --> 00:47:26,355
♫ Shake them away
1001
00:47:26,355 --> 00:47:29,188
♫ Shake them away
1002
00:47:30,064 --> 00:47:32,630
Oh I can feel it working!
1003
00:47:32,630 --> 00:47:33,532
- Come on!
1004
00:47:33,532 --> 00:47:34,652
- Hi, good to see you Daphne!
1005
00:47:34,652 --> 00:47:36,412
- Oh thank you, you too!
1006
00:47:36,412 --> 00:47:38,588
- Hey kids, anywhere you like,
by the fireplace is good.
1007
00:47:38,588 --> 00:47:40,028
Oh you can put those in the sink.
1008
00:47:40,028 --> 00:47:41,889
- Hey Patrick, bring it in.
1009
00:47:41,889 --> 00:47:44,508
- Danny!
- Danny, come on, here we go!
1010
00:47:44,508 --> 00:47:45,911
(cheering)
1011
00:47:45,911 --> 00:47:47,578
- Tap shoes, woohoo!
1012
00:47:49,006 --> 00:47:50,267
- Hey, you still got tap shoes?
1013
00:47:50,267 --> 00:47:51,850
You ever use those?
1014
00:47:57,685 --> 00:48:00,352
Get her out, get her outta here!
1015
00:48:03,049 --> 00:48:04,216
(tap dancing)
1016
00:48:04,216 --> 00:48:06,020
She's shakin'!
1017
00:48:06,020 --> 00:48:07,520
She's shakin' too!
1018
00:48:22,064 --> 00:48:23,481
- Oh what's this?
1019
00:48:28,741 --> 00:48:31,741
- Hey Jim, I got a surprise for you.
1020
00:48:33,650 --> 00:48:36,293
- [Jim] Oh the old country tap shoes huh?
1021
00:48:36,293 --> 00:48:37,960
- I got this, ready?
1022
00:48:40,043 --> 00:48:41,126
Ha a cha cha!
1023
00:48:42,124 --> 00:48:46,958
Okay, I'm dancing, I'm
dancing, oh look at it hey!
1024
00:48:46,958 --> 00:48:49,125
Oh hey, I don't trust you.
1025
00:49:01,016 --> 00:49:03,661
- Hey guys, looks pretty good.
1026
00:49:03,661 --> 00:49:05,639
Looks like you still got it.
1027
00:49:05,639 --> 00:49:06,472
Uh oh!
1028
00:49:10,775 --> 00:49:11,608
Whoa!
1029
00:49:16,055 --> 00:49:17,986
- Oh my god, he took a bite!
1030
00:49:17,986 --> 00:49:20,338
That's how you know it's good!
1031
00:49:20,338 --> 00:49:21,335
- Where do you wanna put that?
1032
00:49:21,335 --> 00:49:22,535
Put it over here.
1033
00:49:22,535 --> 00:49:23,554
Yeah, we'll drape it.
1034
00:49:23,554 --> 00:49:26,375
No we can put it here or
we can put it in the hall.
1035
00:49:26,375 --> 00:49:28,157
(mumbling)
1036
00:49:28,157 --> 00:49:31,458
I think you dropped something.
1037
00:49:31,458 --> 00:49:33,958
(tap dancing)
1038
00:49:37,375 --> 00:49:40,875
(cheering and applauding)
1039
00:50:05,773 --> 00:50:09,273
(cheering and applauding)
1040
00:50:23,095 --> 00:50:24,717
I got you something!
1041
00:50:24,717 --> 00:50:26,050
Merry Christmas!
1042
00:50:26,994 --> 00:50:28,512
♫ Do like the voodoos do
1043
00:50:28,512 --> 00:50:31,719
♫ Listening to a voodoo melody
1044
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:34,542
♫ They shake their bodies so, to and fro
1045
00:50:34,542 --> 00:50:37,778
♫ With every shake
1046
00:50:37,778 --> 00:50:39,466
♫ A lucky break
1047
00:50:39,466 --> 00:50:43,633
♫ Proving that there's a
way to chase your cares away
1048
00:50:44,608 --> 00:50:46,608
♫ If you would lose your weary blues
1049
00:50:46,608 --> 00:50:49,358
♫ Shake 'em away
1050
00:50:51,525 --> 00:50:54,275
♫ Shake 'em away
1051
00:50:56,925 --> 00:51:00,425
(cheering and applauding)
1052
00:51:32,032 --> 00:51:33,482
You know what Louise?
- Huh?
1053
00:51:33,482 --> 00:51:34,704
- You're right.
1054
00:51:34,704 --> 00:51:37,562
Life is way too short
to sit around moping.
1055
00:51:37,562 --> 00:51:40,346
I never wanna spend
another holiday by myself.
1056
00:51:40,346 --> 00:51:42,179
- Yeah me neither huh.
1057
00:51:43,062 --> 00:51:45,721
(audience laughing)
1058
00:51:45,721 --> 00:51:46,971
- Linda?
- Yeah.
1059
00:51:48,944 --> 00:51:50,665
- Merry Christmas!
1060
00:51:50,665 --> 00:51:52,005
These are my friends!
1061
00:51:52,005 --> 00:51:53,845
Friends, Linda, Linda, friends!
1062
00:51:53,845 --> 00:51:54,678
- [All] Hi Linda!
1063
00:51:54,678 --> 00:51:56,063
- Linda grew up in this house and I guess
1064
00:51:56,063 --> 00:51:57,508
she still has a key.
1065
00:51:57,508 --> 00:52:00,890
(audience laughing)
1066
00:52:00,890 --> 00:52:02,773
- No, it was open.
1067
00:52:02,773 --> 00:52:04,010
I'm here for the party.
1068
00:52:04,010 --> 00:52:05,207
- How did you know we were having a party?
1069
00:52:05,207 --> 00:52:06,157
- Well I certainly didn't invite her,
1070
00:52:06,157 --> 00:52:07,595
it definitely wasn't me if
that's what you're thinking.
1071
00:52:07,595 --> 00:52:10,156
(audience laughing)
1072
00:52:10,156 --> 00:52:11,653
- You know, I used to put
on shows just like that
1073
00:52:11,653 --> 00:52:14,556
when I was a little girl
right here in this very room.
1074
00:52:14,556 --> 00:52:16,115
- Oh Linda's a performer too!
1075
00:52:16,115 --> 00:52:17,170
(clamoring)
- Oh no no no.
1076
00:52:17,170 --> 00:52:19,537
I forced my whole family to watch,
1077
00:52:19,537 --> 00:52:20,977
I even charged admission.
1078
00:52:20,977 --> 00:52:22,055
What was it, Louise?
1079
00:52:22,055 --> 00:52:23,057
Five cents a head?
1080
00:52:23,057 --> 00:52:24,918
- Heaven knows we could use those funds.
1081
00:52:24,918 --> 00:52:27,015
- Hey, if you charge half
what they charge for tickets
1082
00:52:27,015 --> 00:52:29,354
in Flatbush, you'd be in clover.
1083
00:52:29,354 --> 00:52:31,639
(chuckles)
1084
00:52:31,639 --> 00:52:34,050
(audience laughing)
1085
00:52:34,050 --> 00:52:35,655
- Wait a minute.
1086
00:52:35,655 --> 00:52:36,657
That's it.
1087
00:52:36,657 --> 00:52:37,655
- Of course it is.
1088
00:52:37,655 --> 00:52:38,843
- Show business could be the solution!
1089
00:52:38,843 --> 00:52:40,982
- Isn't that usually the problem?
1090
00:52:40,982 --> 00:52:43,083
(audience laughing)
1091
00:52:43,083 --> 00:52:44,482
- Maybe not this time.
1092
00:52:44,482 --> 00:52:45,702
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
1093
00:52:45,702 --> 00:52:47,542
- You're a much better
singer than you are a farmer.
1094
00:52:47,542 --> 00:52:48,742
- And you can build a stage.
1095
00:52:48,742 --> 00:52:49,883
- And you know all these dancers.
1096
00:52:49,883 --> 00:52:51,059
- The best hoofers in New York!
1097
00:52:51,059 --> 00:52:52,966
- And together we could put on a show!
1098
00:52:52,966 --> 00:52:54,646
- You could charge for tickets!
1099
00:52:54,646 --> 00:52:56,342
- Yes, we already covered that Daphne!
1100
00:52:56,342 --> 00:52:59,342
(audience laughing)
1101
00:53:00,806 --> 00:53:03,723
- But not just tickets, rooms!
1102
00:53:03,723 --> 00:53:06,182
- With all these bedrooms
we could have a big
1103
00:53:06,182 --> 00:53:07,926
showplace hotel!
- Showplace hotel!
1104
00:53:07,926 --> 00:53:08,923
(clamoring)
1105
00:53:08,923 --> 00:53:11,709
- Jim, I love it, but we
can't just move out here.
1106
00:53:11,709 --> 00:53:14,342
- Yeah we have our shows and
our lives back in the city.
1107
00:53:14,342 --> 00:53:16,097
- We're only free on the holidays.
1108
00:53:16,097 --> 00:53:16,930
- Okay.
1109
00:53:18,305 --> 00:53:19,940
Then we're only open on the holidays.
1110
00:53:19,940 --> 00:53:21,563
We work on the days other people don't!
1111
00:53:21,563 --> 00:53:25,525
- Oh you'll write special
songs for each one!
1112
00:53:25,525 --> 00:53:26,587
- What do you say, gang!
1113
00:53:26,587 --> 00:53:28,389
(clamoring assertion)
1114
00:53:28,389 --> 00:53:29,867
- Hey Jim, mind if we
make ourselves at home?
1115
00:53:29,867 --> 00:53:31,189
- Oh, we got 15 bedrooms!
1116
00:53:31,189 --> 00:53:32,485
- Ooh, the heat's still not working.
1117
00:53:32,485 --> 00:53:35,808
- Alright, um, so grab extra
blankets from the hall closet
1118
00:53:35,808 --> 00:53:38,225
and everybody sleep together!
1119
00:53:39,989 --> 00:53:42,208
(audience laughing)
1120
00:53:42,208 --> 00:53:43,306
- I'm sorry, she doesn't know--
1121
00:53:43,306 --> 00:53:46,747
(laughing and chattering)
1122
00:53:46,747 --> 00:53:48,914
- Make yourselves at home!
1123
00:53:50,165 --> 00:53:51,968
- You're serious about this?
- Absolutely.
1124
00:53:51,968 --> 00:53:53,647
- But I thought you wanted
out of show business.
1125
00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:54,480
- I did.
1126
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:55,430
I do!
1127
00:53:55,430 --> 00:53:56,571
But this is different!
1128
00:53:56,571 --> 00:53:59,849
No New York, no rat race, and...
1129
00:53:59,849 --> 00:54:01,190
Maybe it does take a
little bit of performing
1130
00:54:01,190 --> 00:54:02,289
to live a normal life.
1131
00:54:02,289 --> 00:54:04,449
- Well that's certainly true.
(chuckling)
1132
00:54:04,449 --> 00:54:05,451
- I have no idea if it'll work
1133
00:54:05,451 --> 00:54:06,545
but if I don't do
something the bank is gonna
1134
00:54:06,545 --> 00:54:08,710
take this place back.
1135
00:54:08,710 --> 00:54:09,543
- Oh.
1136
00:54:11,005 --> 00:54:13,725
Well, it's a shame we're
not open tonight, huh?
1137
00:54:13,725 --> 00:54:15,267
- [Jim] We?
1138
00:54:15,267 --> 00:54:17,004
- Christmas Eve?
1139
00:54:17,004 --> 00:54:18,726
It would be a big draw.
1140
00:54:18,726 --> 00:54:20,226
- Certainly would.
1141
00:54:22,422 --> 00:54:26,589
And who says we can't have
our first rehearsal right now?
1142
00:54:29,484 --> 00:54:30,865
- What's that?
1143
00:54:30,865 --> 00:54:32,465
- An old Christmas song I wrote years ago
1144
00:54:32,465 --> 00:54:34,524
and stuck in a drawer.
1145
00:54:34,524 --> 00:54:37,524
(audience laughing)
1146
00:54:40,604 --> 00:54:44,771
("White Christmas" by Irving Berlin)
1147
00:54:49,046 --> 00:54:50,661
Well, it needs work.
(audience laughing)
1148
00:54:50,661 --> 00:54:52,166
- No, no.
1149
00:54:52,166 --> 00:54:54,124
I would love to hear it.
1150
00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:54,957
Please.
1151
00:55:01,302 --> 00:55:05,469
♫ I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
1152
00:55:09,244 --> 00:55:13,411
♫ Just like the ones I used to know
1153
00:55:16,006 --> 00:55:19,881
♫ Where the treetops glisten
1154
00:55:19,881 --> 00:55:23,404
♫ And children listen
1155
00:55:23,404 --> 00:55:27,571
♫ To hear sleigh bells in the snow
1156
00:55:32,305 --> 00:55:36,472
♫ I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
1157
00:55:40,006 --> 00:55:44,173
♫ With every Christmas card I write
1158
00:55:46,065 --> 00:55:50,232
♫ May your days be merry and bright
1159
00:55:53,526 --> 00:55:57,693
♫ And may all your Christmases be white
1160
00:56:02,742 --> 00:56:06,909
♫ I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
1161
00:56:10,679 --> 00:56:14,846
♫ Just like the ones I used to know
1162
00:56:15,921 --> 00:56:17,082
- Where the treetops glisten.
1163
00:56:17,082 --> 00:56:20,225
♫ Where the treetops glisten
1164
00:56:20,225 --> 00:56:21,469
And children listen.
1165
00:56:21,469 --> 00:56:24,302
♫ And children listen
1166
00:56:24,302 --> 00:56:28,469
♫ To hear sleigh bells in the snow
1167
00:56:33,745 --> 00:56:37,912
♫ I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
1168
00:56:41,302 --> 00:56:45,469
♫ With every Christmas card I write
1169
00:56:47,745 --> 00:56:51,912
♫ May your days be merry and bright
1170
00:56:55,526 --> 00:56:59,693
♫ And may all your Christmases be white
1171
00:57:14,726 --> 00:57:17,143
(applauding)
1172
00:57:25,462 --> 00:57:26,295
See?
1173
00:57:27,905 --> 00:57:29,265
You're a natural.
1174
00:57:29,265 --> 00:57:30,742
(laughs)
1175
00:57:30,742 --> 00:57:35,583
- No, I guess you could
say I was feeling inspired.
1176
00:57:35,583 --> 00:57:37,004
- Oh hi!
1177
00:57:37,004 --> 00:57:38,269
Oh.
1178
00:57:38,269 --> 00:57:39,862
Don't mind me, some of the kids
1179
00:57:39,862 --> 00:57:41,330
were feeling a bit peckish
what with the train ride
1180
00:57:41,330 --> 00:57:43,900
from Grand Central and all
the singing and dancing
1181
00:57:43,900 --> 00:57:47,446
and decorating and
garland jumping, so uh...
1182
00:57:47,446 --> 00:57:48,444
(audience laughing)
1183
00:57:48,444 --> 00:57:49,526
Thought I'd just duck into the pantry
1184
00:57:49,526 --> 00:57:50,742
and grab that fruitcake you brought Linda
1185
00:57:50,742 --> 00:57:51,959
'cause you know what they say!
1186
00:57:51,959 --> 00:57:53,665
A hungry dancer is a cranky dancer
1187
00:57:53,665 --> 00:57:56,982
and we gotta keep our
employees happy and satisfied!
1188
00:57:56,982 --> 00:57:59,462
And like Louise always says,
feed 'em and they'll love ya!
1189
00:57:59,462 --> 00:58:01,985
Anyway, I can see you
two are busy, busy bees
1190
00:58:01,985 --> 00:58:03,148
so don't let me interrupt!
1191
00:58:03,148 --> 00:58:05,489
I'm just gonna go upstairs
and eat this entire fruitcake
1192
00:58:05,489 --> 00:58:07,901
by myself in shame, goodnight.
1193
00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:10,901
(audience laughing)
1194
00:58:13,766 --> 00:58:17,009
- Well, um, it's getting late.
1195
00:58:17,009 --> 00:58:20,049
Thank you for the song and the company.
1196
00:58:20,049 --> 00:58:21,729
- If you really wanna thank
me you'll join me onstage
1197
00:58:21,729 --> 00:58:23,148
for our first show.
1198
00:58:23,148 --> 00:58:24,886
- Oh no, I haven't performed in years.
1199
00:58:24,886 --> 00:58:26,006
- What could be more
perfect than Linda Mason
1200
00:58:26,006 --> 00:58:27,868
performing in the house she grew up in?
1201
00:58:27,868 --> 00:58:28,701
- No, I'm not ready--
1202
00:58:28,701 --> 00:58:29,720
- I'll give you five cents!
1203
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:32,040
- Oh.
(audience laughing)
1204
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:34,290
Well that is very generous.
1205
00:58:35,358 --> 00:58:36,191
- So?
1206
00:58:40,877 --> 00:58:42,440
- So when's our first show?
1207
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:43,939
- I say we start with New Year's Eve.
1208
00:58:43,939 --> 00:58:45,139
- But that's only a week away!
1209
00:58:45,139 --> 00:58:48,142
- Piece of cake, for a natural.
1210
00:58:48,142 --> 00:58:50,738
- [All] Happy New Year!
(clamoring)
1211
00:58:50,738 --> 00:58:54,905
("Holiday Inn/Happy
Holiday" by Irving Berlin)
1212
00:58:58,238 --> 00:59:00,462
♫ If you're burdened down with trouble
1213
00:59:00,462 --> 00:59:02,819
♫ If your nerves are wearing thin
1214
00:59:02,819 --> 00:59:05,118
♫ Park your load down the road
1215
00:59:05,118 --> 00:59:08,179
♫ And come to Holiday Inn
1216
00:59:08,179 --> 00:59:10,979
♫ If the traffic noise affects you
1217
00:59:10,979 --> 00:59:13,342
♫ Like a squeaky violin
1218
00:59:13,342 --> 00:59:15,918
♫ Kick your cares down the stairs
1219
00:59:15,918 --> 00:59:18,890
♫ And come to Holiday Inn
1220
00:59:18,890 --> 00:59:21,139
♫ If you can't find someone who
1221
00:59:21,139 --> 00:59:23,776
♫ Would set your heart a-whirl
1222
00:59:23,776 --> 00:59:26,339
♫ Take your car and motor to
1223
00:59:26,339 --> 00:59:29,598
♫ The home of boy meets girl
1224
00:59:29,598 --> 00:59:31,981
♫ If you're laid-up with a breakdown
1225
00:59:31,981 --> 00:59:34,715
♫ Throw away your vitamin
1226
00:59:34,715 --> 00:59:37,214
♫ Don't get worse, grab your nurse
1227
00:59:37,214 --> 00:59:40,259
♫ And come to Holiday Inn
1228
00:59:40,259 --> 00:59:43,662
- Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the first ever
1229
00:59:43,662 --> 00:59:47,858
performance at the first ever Holiday Inn!
1230
00:59:47,858 --> 00:59:50,920
♫ Happy holiday
1231
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,400
♫ Happy holiday
1232
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:55,876
♫ While the merry bells keep ringing
1233
00:59:55,876 --> 00:59:58,579
♫ May your every wish come true
1234
00:59:58,579 --> 01:00:00,315
♫ Happy holiday
1235
01:00:00,315 --> 01:00:01,707
♫ Happy holiday
1236
01:00:01,707 --> 01:00:02,907
♫ Happy holiday
1237
01:00:02,907 --> 01:00:04,404
♫ Happy holiday
1238
01:00:04,404 --> 01:00:06,706
♫ May the calender keep ringing
1239
01:00:06,706 --> 01:00:10,039
♫ Happy holidays to you
1240
01:00:15,525 --> 01:00:19,344
♫ If you're burdened down with trouble
1241
01:00:19,344 --> 01:00:23,165
♫ If your nerves are wearing thin
1242
01:00:23,165 --> 01:00:26,046
♫ Pack your load down the road
1243
01:00:26,046 --> 01:00:29,249
♫ And come to Holiday Inn
1244
01:00:29,249 --> 01:00:31,234
♫ Happy holiday
1245
01:00:31,234 --> 01:00:34,484
♫ Happy holiday to you
1246
01:00:39,054 --> 01:00:41,471
(applauding)
1247
01:00:49,006 --> 01:00:50,652
Thank you, Connecticut!
1248
01:00:50,652 --> 01:00:53,411
(audience laughing)
1249
01:00:53,411 --> 01:00:54,814
I would now like to bring up to the stage
1250
01:00:54,814 --> 01:00:57,110
one of the reasons we're all here.
1251
01:00:57,110 --> 01:00:59,235
An original Mason from Mason Farm,
1252
01:00:59,235 --> 01:01:01,715
please welcome Miss Linda Mason!
1253
01:01:01,715 --> 01:01:04,132
(applauding)
1254
01:01:08,367 --> 01:01:09,786
- Wow, oh thank you!
1255
01:01:09,786 --> 01:01:12,186
I don't know what to say.
1256
01:01:12,186 --> 01:01:15,842
Other than I am so grateful that my home
1257
01:01:15,842 --> 01:01:18,565
is filled with light and laughter again.
1258
01:01:18,565 --> 01:01:21,546
And I know my father would be too.
1259
01:01:21,546 --> 01:01:23,626
- I thought it only fitting
that Linda be the first
1260
01:01:23,626 --> 01:01:25,818
to sing on our stage.
1261
01:01:25,818 --> 01:01:26,651
Maestro.
1262
01:01:28,605 --> 01:01:32,772
("Let's Start the New Year
Right" by Irving Berlin)
1263
01:01:34,387 --> 01:01:38,569
♫ One minute to midnight
1264
01:01:38,569 --> 01:01:41,486
♫ One minute to go
1265
01:01:42,468 --> 01:01:46,218
♫ One minute to say good-bye
1266
01:01:47,467 --> 01:01:50,634
♫ Before we say hello
1267
01:01:52,388 --> 01:01:55,208
♫ Let's start the new year right
1268
01:01:55,208 --> 01:01:58,030
♫ 12 o'clock tonight
1269
01:01:58,030 --> 01:02:02,197
♫ When they dim the light, let's begin
1270
01:02:04,867 --> 01:02:08,450
♫ Kissing the old year out
1271
01:02:09,286 --> 01:02:12,786
♫ Kissing the new year in
1272
01:02:14,385 --> 01:02:16,945
♫ Let's watch the old year die
1273
01:02:16,945 --> 01:02:19,525
♫ With a fond good-bye
1274
01:02:19,525 --> 01:02:23,692
♫ And our hopes as high as a kite
1275
01:02:25,766 --> 01:02:29,683
♫ How can our love go wrong if
1276
01:02:31,525 --> 01:02:32,763
♫ We start the new year
1277
01:02:32,763 --> 01:02:35,265
(clatters)
- Oh!
1278
01:02:35,265 --> 01:02:36,966
- Ted?
(laughs)
1279
01:02:36,966 --> 01:02:38,746
(drunken laughing)
1280
01:02:38,746 --> 01:02:39,956
- I couldn't find the front door!
1281
01:02:39,956 --> 01:02:41,357
- Ted Hanover, everybody!
1282
01:02:41,357 --> 01:02:42,360
Ain't he a gas?
1283
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:43,358
(clapping)
1284
01:02:43,358 --> 01:02:44,365
What are you doing here Ted?
1285
01:02:44,365 --> 01:02:45,357
- I came for your big opening.
1286
01:02:45,357 --> 01:02:46,877
- Okay buddy, we gotta get
you some hot coffee, huh?
1287
01:02:46,877 --> 01:02:47,880
- How about some whiskey?
1288
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:49,219
- Let's take it from the refrain.
1289
01:02:49,219 --> 01:02:51,400
Maestro, two, three.
1290
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,316
♫ Let's watch the old year die
1291
01:02:53,316 --> 01:02:55,219
♫ With a fond goodbye
1292
01:02:55,219 --> 01:02:59,797
♫ And our hopes as high as a kite
1293
01:02:59,797 --> 01:03:04,536
♫ How can our love go wrong if
1294
01:03:04,536 --> 01:03:07,996
♫ We start the new year right
1295
01:03:07,996 --> 01:03:11,996
- Ladies and gentlemen,
the Holiday Inn Dancers.
1296
01:03:13,997 --> 01:03:15,720
- Excuse me miss!
- Oh!
1297
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:19,089
- Would you care to cut a rug?
- Oh no no no no.
1298
01:03:19,089 --> 01:03:20,354
- Pardon me sir.
1299
01:03:20,354 --> 01:03:21,687
I'm Ted Hanover.
1300
01:03:24,813 --> 01:03:27,063
(clapping)
1301
01:03:30,670 --> 01:03:32,837
(singing)
1302
01:03:44,869 --> 01:03:45,869
- Excuse me!
1303
01:03:46,708 --> 01:03:47,541
- Oh!
1304
01:03:48,943 --> 01:03:50,877
(punches)
(crying out)
1305
01:03:50,877 --> 01:03:52,552
- Jim!
- Linda!
1306
01:03:52,552 --> 01:03:54,629
- What do we do?
- Keep singing!
1307
01:03:54,629 --> 01:03:56,194
- [All] Keep singing?
1308
01:03:56,194 --> 01:03:57,933
♫ Let's watch the old year die
1309
01:03:57,933 --> 01:03:59,814
♫ With a fond good-bye
1310
01:03:59,814 --> 01:04:03,773
♫ And our hopes as high as a kite
1311
01:04:03,773 --> 01:04:07,954
♫ How can our love go wrong if
1312
01:04:07,954 --> 01:04:10,430
♫ We start the new year right
1313
01:04:10,430 --> 01:04:12,763
(whistling)
1314
01:04:20,610 --> 01:04:24,110
(cheering and applauding)
1315
01:04:35,911 --> 01:04:40,078
("Blue Skies" instrumental
by Irving Berlin)
1316
01:05:45,768 --> 01:05:48,185
(applauding)
1317
01:06:01,473 --> 01:06:03,723
(groaning)
1318
01:06:05,149 --> 01:06:05,982
- Where am I?
1319
01:06:05,982 --> 01:06:06,815
- My bedroom.
1320
01:06:06,815 --> 01:06:07,648
- Ah!
- Ah!
1321
01:06:07,648 --> 01:06:09,769
(audience laughing)
1322
01:06:09,769 --> 01:06:11,746
- Who are you?
1323
01:06:11,746 --> 01:06:12,868
- You don't remember?
1324
01:06:12,868 --> 01:06:15,150
(audience laughing)
1325
01:06:15,150 --> 01:06:16,350
- Did we?
1326
01:06:16,350 --> 01:06:17,583
- Not on your life, kid.
1327
01:06:17,583 --> 01:06:18,416
- Oh god.
1328
01:06:19,652 --> 01:06:21,252
Ow.
1329
01:06:21,252 --> 01:06:22,249
Wow.
1330
01:06:22,249 --> 01:06:24,628
There's a nasty game of
pinball happening in my head.
1331
01:06:24,628 --> 01:06:26,190
- Yeah, the gallon of
whiskey might have had
1332
01:06:26,190 --> 01:06:27,828
something to do with it.
1333
01:06:27,828 --> 01:06:31,161
Here, take these, courtesy of Mr. Bayer.
1334
01:06:32,708 --> 01:06:34,628
- Good morning, I hope you slept well.
1335
01:06:34,628 --> 01:06:35,461
I didn't.
1336
01:06:35,461 --> 01:06:36,294
- Jim?
1337
01:06:36,294 --> 01:06:37,747
Where am I?
1338
01:06:37,747 --> 01:06:39,830
- My farm in Connecticut.
1339
01:06:40,687 --> 01:06:42,506
You broke a window, tore
the upholstery to shreds,
1340
01:06:42,506 --> 01:06:44,447
and horrified our guests!
1341
01:06:44,447 --> 01:06:46,591
- How humiliating!
1342
01:06:46,591 --> 01:06:48,508
I'm in Connecticut?
1343
01:06:48,508 --> 01:06:51,508
(audience laughing)
1344
01:06:53,887 --> 01:06:56,708
- Do you not remember last night?
1345
01:06:56,708 --> 01:06:57,708
- Let's see.
1346
01:06:59,002 --> 01:07:01,885
I got a wire from Lila saying
she was quitting the act,
1347
01:07:01,885 --> 01:07:03,007
I remember that alright.
1348
01:07:03,007 --> 01:07:04,511
- Wait, Lila Dixon quitting?
1349
01:07:04,511 --> 01:07:06,911
- Yeah, she landed some
millionaire from Texas
1350
01:07:06,911 --> 01:07:08,508
who promised to make her a star.
1351
01:07:08,508 --> 01:07:09,850
- Oh, she finally got what she wanted.
1352
01:07:09,850 --> 01:07:11,050
- Yeah and I got ditched.
1353
01:07:11,050 --> 01:07:13,231
- And then you got drunk.
1354
01:07:13,231 --> 01:07:15,028
- And then I got on a
train to come see you.
1355
01:07:15,028 --> 01:07:17,231
- And then?
- And then...
1356
01:07:17,231 --> 01:07:18,767
I woke up in bed with--
1357
01:07:18,767 --> 01:07:20,924
- Louise.
- Louise.
1358
01:07:20,924 --> 01:07:23,184
(audience laughing)
1359
01:07:23,184 --> 01:07:24,708
Look buddy, whatever I did I'm sorry.
1360
01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:26,767
- Hey no, I'm sorry you
lost your dance partner.
1361
01:07:26,767 --> 01:07:27,807
- Yeah, so am I.
1362
01:07:27,807 --> 01:07:31,974
If I ever wanna make it out
in Hollywood I need a partner.
1363
01:07:33,178 --> 01:07:34,862
Wait a second.
1364
01:07:34,862 --> 01:07:36,083
Did I dance with somebody last night?
1365
01:07:36,083 --> 01:07:36,916
- No.
- No.
1366
01:07:36,916 --> 01:07:38,475
- No!
1367
01:07:38,475 --> 01:07:39,308
I did!
1368
01:07:40,294 --> 01:07:42,374
Oh she was perfect!
1369
01:07:42,374 --> 01:07:43,412
It was like we were connected!
1370
01:07:43,412 --> 01:07:44,673
- Oh, you were pretty sauced last night,
1371
01:07:44,673 --> 01:07:45,681
I don't know you'd remember--
1372
01:07:45,681 --> 01:07:48,108
- I knew there was a reason I came here!
1373
01:07:48,108 --> 01:07:49,095
She's my new partner!
1374
01:07:49,095 --> 01:07:50,097
(chuckling)
1375
01:07:50,097 --> 01:07:52,731
She's the girl I should
be taking to Hollywood!
1376
01:07:52,731 --> 01:07:53,734
But who was she?
1377
01:07:53,734 --> 01:07:54,774
- You don't remember, remember?
1378
01:07:54,774 --> 01:07:55,912
- I remember a vague outline.
1379
01:07:55,912 --> 01:07:56,912
- That was me!
1380
01:07:56,912 --> 01:07:57,915
- I don't think that was the outline.
1381
01:07:57,915 --> 01:08:00,294
(audience laughing)
1382
01:08:00,294 --> 01:08:02,315
But I'm sure I would know her
if I danced with her again.
1383
01:08:02,315 --> 01:08:03,552
- Oh come on, there are
a million girls here
1384
01:08:03,552 --> 01:08:04,673
who'd be dynamite with you!
1385
01:08:04,673 --> 01:08:05,835
Oh what's that you always say?
1386
01:08:05,835 --> 01:08:07,752
Girls are like buses,
miss one and there'll be
1387
01:08:07,752 --> 01:08:08,833
another in 10 minutes.
1388
01:08:08,833 --> 01:08:09,666
- It's true!
1389
01:08:09,666 --> 01:08:10,514
- I'm not interested in any old bus,
1390
01:08:10,514 --> 01:08:11,995
I'm interested in that bus.
1391
01:08:11,995 --> 01:08:13,361
- I was gonna suggest
the next bus to New York.
1392
01:08:13,361 --> 01:08:14,194
("You're Easy to Dance
With" by Irving Berlin)
1393
01:08:14,194 --> 01:08:15,517
- I'll dance with all
the girls in your show
1394
01:08:15,517 --> 01:08:17,234
until I find the one I'm looking for.
1395
01:08:17,234 --> 01:08:18,854
- Oh, start with me.
1396
01:08:18,854 --> 01:08:19,687
You never know.
1397
01:08:19,687 --> 01:08:22,332
(audience laughing)
1398
01:08:22,332 --> 01:08:26,499
♫ I could dance nightly just
holding you tightly, my sweet
1399
01:08:28,716 --> 01:08:30,191
Eyes up, fella.
(audience laughing)
1400
01:08:30,191 --> 01:08:35,153
♫ I could keep right on because
you're so light on your feet
1401
01:08:35,153 --> 01:08:36,508
Stop, I get that a lot.
1402
01:08:36,508 --> 01:08:40,353
♫ You're easy to dance with
1403
01:08:40,353 --> 01:08:41,186
- Nope!
1404
01:08:41,186 --> 01:08:42,019
Where are the other bedrooms, Jim?
1405
01:08:42,019 --> 01:08:43,436
- Right this way.
1406
01:08:44,341 --> 01:08:45,674
- Wake up girls!
1407
01:08:47,027 --> 01:08:50,047
Who wants to be Ted
Hanover's new dance partner?
1408
01:08:50,047 --> 01:08:52,880
(girls clamoring)
1409
01:08:54,388 --> 01:08:58,555
♫ There is no doubt in the
way you stand out in the crowd
1410
01:09:01,668 --> 01:09:05,835
♫ Though it's called dancing
to me it's romancing out loud
1411
01:09:09,144 --> 01:09:12,464
♫ You're easy to dance with
1412
01:09:12,464 --> 01:09:13,945
(sighing)
1413
01:09:13,945 --> 01:09:15,811
♫ Loving you the way I do
1414
01:09:15,811 --> 01:09:18,269
♫ Makes you easy to dance with
1415
01:09:18,269 --> 01:09:21,352
♫ That is why I'm always right on the beat
1416
01:09:21,352 --> 01:09:23,671
(tap dancing)
- Oh!
1417
01:09:23,671 --> 01:09:25,553
♫ All those charms in one man's arms
1418
01:09:25,553 --> 01:09:28,012
♫ Makes you easy to dance with
1419
01:09:28,012 --> 01:09:32,179
♫ I can hardly keep my mind on my feet
1420
01:09:33,111 --> 01:09:35,187
♫ Let's dance forever
1421
01:09:35,187 --> 01:09:39,671
♫ Come on, say we'll never be through
1422
01:09:39,671 --> 01:09:43,754
♫ It's so easy to dance with you
1423
01:09:44,631 --> 01:09:46,881
(shouting)
1424
01:09:56,170 --> 01:09:57,087
- Woo!
- I--
1425
01:10:01,090 --> 01:10:01,923
- Woo!
1426
01:10:04,332 --> 01:10:05,165
Whee!
1427
01:10:06,732 --> 01:10:07,565
- Ole!
1428
01:10:12,593 --> 01:10:13,426
Woo!
1429
01:10:16,455 --> 01:10:18,538
(growls)
1430
01:10:20,635 --> 01:10:21,575
- Hi.
1431
01:10:21,575 --> 01:10:24,575
(audience laughing)
1432
01:10:27,595 --> 01:10:31,012
- Ah!
(audience laughing)
1433
01:10:32,453 --> 01:10:33,370
- Me!
- You.
1434
01:10:35,035 --> 01:10:37,535
(tap dancing)
1435
01:10:42,785 --> 01:10:43,871
That was great!
1436
01:10:43,871 --> 01:10:46,871
(tapping continues)
1437
01:10:49,767 --> 01:10:50,600
Really?
1438
01:10:51,674 --> 01:10:54,809
♫ I'm easy to dance with
1439
01:10:54,809 --> 01:10:55,892
A for effort.
1440
01:11:05,804 --> 01:11:09,210
♫ I'm easy to dance with
1441
01:11:09,210 --> 01:11:10,770
I'll take your word for it.
1442
01:11:10,770 --> 01:11:13,510
♫ I'm easy to dance with
1443
01:11:13,510 --> 01:11:15,651
♫ I'm easy to dance with
1444
01:11:15,651 --> 01:11:19,134
♫ We're easy to dance with
1445
01:11:19,134 --> 01:11:22,551
(murmuring and shouting)
1446
01:11:36,987 --> 01:11:37,820
Nice.
1447
01:12:13,335 --> 01:12:15,418
(laughs)
1448
01:12:17,495 --> 01:12:18,498
I'm sorry ladies.
1449
01:12:18,498 --> 01:12:19,858
You're all marvelous but
whoever this girl was
1450
01:12:19,858 --> 01:12:21,597
she must have taken the early train.
1451
01:12:21,597 --> 01:12:23,078
I gotta find her.
1452
01:12:23,078 --> 01:12:24,177
- [Girls] Aw!
1453
01:12:24,177 --> 01:12:28,260
♫ It's so easy to dance with you
1454
01:12:30,128 --> 01:12:31,571
- You're a peach!
1455
01:12:31,571 --> 01:12:34,185
♫ It's so easy to dance
1456
01:12:34,185 --> 01:12:37,602
♫ Easy to dance with you
1457
01:12:43,128 --> 01:12:46,307
(cheering and applauding)
1458
01:12:46,307 --> 01:12:47,807
- [Girls] Bye Ted!
1459
01:12:52,042 --> 01:12:53,324
- [Kid] Bet you can't catch me!
1460
01:12:53,324 --> 01:12:54,257
- [Man] Come back here you little twerp!
1461
01:12:54,257 --> 01:12:56,340
(laughs)
1462
01:12:58,113 --> 01:12:59,153
- Linda!
1463
01:12:59,153 --> 01:13:00,153
Linda, wait.
1464
01:13:01,137 --> 01:13:03,697
I want to apologize for New Year's Eve.
1465
01:13:03,697 --> 01:13:05,675
Are you doing alright?
1466
01:13:05,675 --> 01:13:07,537
- Have you seen the front
page of The Courier?
1467
01:13:07,537 --> 01:13:08,990
- They canceled my subscription.
1468
01:13:08,990 --> 01:13:10,475
- Oh.
1469
01:13:10,475 --> 01:13:11,937
Well the principal called
me into his office.
1470
01:13:11,937 --> 01:13:14,593
He's got more than a few phone
calls from concerned parents.
1471
01:13:14,593 --> 01:13:16,513
- Oh yikes, I'm sorry.
1472
01:13:16,513 --> 01:13:18,191
This is all my fault.
1473
01:13:18,191 --> 01:13:19,494
Tell me what I can do to help.
1474
01:13:19,494 --> 01:13:20,497
- Nothing.
1475
01:13:20,497 --> 01:13:21,614
Let's just say that's the extent
1476
01:13:21,614 --> 01:13:22,854
of my showbiz comeback, huh?
1477
01:13:22,854 --> 01:13:24,097
- But you were sensational!
1478
01:13:24,097 --> 01:13:25,473
It was Ted who mucked it all up.
1479
01:13:25,473 --> 01:13:26,854
- Yes, and then you punched him!
1480
01:13:26,854 --> 01:13:28,955
- Well...I'm not proud
of it but Ted has a knack
1481
01:13:28,955 --> 01:13:31,115
for taking away the women I care about.
1482
01:13:31,115 --> 01:13:32,934
Look at what happened
with Lila, and now you.
1483
01:13:32,934 --> 01:13:33,767
- Me?
1484
01:13:35,094 --> 01:13:36,273
- Linda?
(scoffs)
1485
01:13:36,273 --> 01:13:37,515
Unless I'm on some other
planet, I thought you and I
1486
01:13:37,515 --> 01:13:41,320
were finally getting to know each other.
1487
01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:42,987
And like each other.
1488
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:47,852
- Well that's not incorrect.
1489
01:13:47,852 --> 01:13:49,600
(audience laughing)
1490
01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:51,635
- Well now I guess that's why I'm here.
1491
01:13:51,635 --> 01:13:54,176
To start a new chapter.
1492
01:13:54,176 --> 01:13:56,198
Would you like to go on a date?
1493
01:13:56,198 --> 01:13:57,200
- A date?
1494
01:13:57,200 --> 01:13:58,577
- That's normally how these things start.
1495
01:13:58,577 --> 01:14:00,016
- Right.
- So.
1496
01:14:00,016 --> 01:14:01,456
Yes?
1497
01:14:01,456 --> 01:14:03,259
- I'm a little out of practice.
1498
01:14:03,259 --> 01:14:04,438
- Oh, that makes two of us.
1499
01:14:04,438 --> 01:14:06,256
- What would we do?
1500
01:14:06,256 --> 01:14:09,579
(audience laughing)
1501
01:14:09,579 --> 01:14:13,238
- We could go for a ride on my tractor.
1502
01:14:13,238 --> 01:14:14,071
(audience laughing)
1503
01:14:14,071 --> 01:14:15,608
("Let's Take an Old-Fashioned
Walk" by Irving Berlin)
1504
01:14:15,608 --> 01:14:17,238
- In January?
1505
01:14:17,238 --> 01:14:18,737
- It's invigorating!
- It's refrigerating.
1506
01:14:18,737 --> 01:14:19,570
- Oh.
1507
01:14:20,416 --> 01:14:22,299
Come on, you're not afraid
of a little cold, are you?
1508
01:14:22,299 --> 01:14:24,416
- I spend my days with 10 year olds,
1509
01:14:24,416 --> 01:14:26,218
I'm not afraid of anything.
1510
01:14:26,218 --> 01:14:27,838
(audience laughing)
1511
01:14:27,838 --> 01:14:29,555
- Except this date.
- Who says it's a date?
1512
01:14:29,555 --> 01:14:31,017
- Well we don't have to do anything fancy.
1513
01:14:31,017 --> 01:14:32,435
Let's take it one step at a time.
1514
01:14:32,435 --> 01:14:33,367
- What's the first step?
1515
01:14:33,367 --> 01:14:37,081
♫ Let's take an old fashioned walk
1516
01:14:37,081 --> 01:14:40,144
♫ I'm just bursting with talk
1517
01:14:40,144 --> 01:14:41,947
♫ What a tale could be told
1518
01:14:41,947 --> 01:14:46,114
♫ If we went for an old fashioned walk
1519
01:14:47,846 --> 01:14:51,665
♫ Let's take a stroll through the park
1520
01:14:51,665 --> 01:14:54,849
♫ Down a lane where it's dark
1521
01:14:54,849 --> 01:14:56,621
♫ And a heart that's controlled
1522
01:14:56,621 --> 01:15:00,788
♫ May relax on an old fashioned walk
1523
01:15:02,962 --> 01:15:07,129
♫ I know for a couple who
seem to be miles apart
1524
01:15:09,627 --> 01:15:13,794
♫ There's nothing like walking
and having a heart to heart
1525
01:15:17,569 --> 01:15:21,911
♫ I know a girl who declined
1526
01:15:21,911 --> 01:15:24,578
♫ Couldn't make up her mind
1527
01:15:24,578 --> 01:15:26,196
♫ She was wrapped up and sold
1528
01:15:26,196 --> 01:15:30,363
♫ Coming home from an old fashioned walk
1529
01:15:32,276 --> 01:15:36,058
♫ Some couples go for a buggy ride
1530
01:15:36,058 --> 01:15:38,234
♫ When they start caring a lot
1531
01:15:38,234 --> 01:15:39,437
(giggles)
1532
01:15:39,437 --> 01:15:43,135
♫ Others will bicycle side by side
1533
01:15:43,135 --> 01:15:46,557
♫ Out to some romantic spot
1534
01:15:46,557 --> 01:15:50,195
♫ But when you haven't a sue
1535
01:15:50,195 --> 01:15:54,112
♫ There's only one thing to do
1536
01:15:57,392 --> 01:16:01,173
♫ Let's take an old fashioned walk
1537
01:16:01,173 --> 01:16:04,275
♫ I'm just bursting with talk
1538
01:16:04,275 --> 01:16:05,955
♫ What a tale could be told
1539
01:16:05,955 --> 01:16:10,122
♫ If we went for an old fashioned walk
1540
01:16:11,736 --> 01:16:14,936
♫ What a tale could told
1541
01:16:14,936 --> 01:16:19,103
♫ If we went for an old fashioned walk
1542
01:16:31,059 --> 01:16:33,476
(applauding)
1543
01:16:43,997 --> 01:16:45,918
- Well I been wanting to do
that since Christmas Eve.
1544
01:16:45,918 --> 01:16:49,779
- Me too.
(audience laughing)
1545
01:16:49,779 --> 01:16:52,339
- Say, what are you doing
for Valentine's Day?
1546
01:16:52,339 --> 01:16:53,939
- Oh, just the usual.
1547
01:16:53,939 --> 01:16:56,296
Dinner for one and a Russian novel.
1548
01:16:56,296 --> 01:16:59,240
(audience laughing)
1549
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:00,897
- Well how about dinner for two?
1550
01:17:00,897 --> 01:17:01,896
And a show?
1551
01:17:01,896 --> 01:17:03,139
- At the inn?
- It is a holiday.
1552
01:17:03,139 --> 01:17:04,477
- Well as long as I'm in the audience.
1553
01:17:04,477 --> 01:17:05,778
- No, we'll build a
whole number around you!
1554
01:17:05,778 --> 01:17:07,673
- No, it isn't right for
teachers to get mixed up
1555
01:17:07,673 --> 01:17:08,679
in those things.
1556
01:17:08,679 --> 01:17:09,896
- But then we'll get free
tickets for the principal,
1557
01:17:09,896 --> 01:17:13,563
and the students, and
the concerned parents!
1558
01:17:14,585 --> 01:17:15,777
- Alright.
- Alright?
1559
01:17:15,777 --> 01:17:17,015
- Alright, yes, I'll do it.
1560
01:17:17,015 --> 01:17:19,195
- Rehearsal starts tomorrow after school.
1561
01:17:19,195 --> 01:17:20,362
- It's a date.
1562
01:17:21,558 --> 01:17:24,699
♫ What a tale could be told
1563
01:17:24,699 --> 01:17:28,866
♫ If we went for an old fashioned
1564
01:17:42,278 --> 01:17:44,539
♫ Then we'll do a cross ball change
1565
01:17:44,539 --> 01:17:47,595
♫ I'll sweep you in a dip
1566
01:17:47,595 --> 01:17:49,494
♫ Dance with me
1567
01:17:49,494 --> 01:17:52,553
♫ I want my arm about you
1568
01:17:52,553 --> 01:17:54,599
♫ The charm about you
1569
01:17:54,599 --> 01:17:55,432
- Who?
1570
01:17:55,432 --> 01:17:56,265
Who?
1571
01:17:56,265 --> 01:17:57,125
The charm about who?
1572
01:17:57,125 --> 01:17:58,122
- Hi Danny.
1573
01:17:58,122 --> 01:18:00,021
- You've got a Valentine's show tomorrow.
1574
01:18:00,021 --> 01:18:01,900
You still haven't found the new partner?
1575
01:18:01,900 --> 01:18:02,897
- Of course I have.
1576
01:18:02,897 --> 01:18:03,980
Meet Theresa.
1577
01:18:05,041 --> 01:18:06,040
(audience laughing)
1578
01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:07,043
- Ha ha ha, I'm laughing.
1579
01:18:07,043 --> 01:18:08,325
Universal called.
1580
01:18:08,325 --> 01:18:09,802
- Universal?
1581
01:18:09,802 --> 01:18:11,285
- As in Hollywood?
1582
01:18:11,285 --> 01:18:12,301
- Oh my god.
1583
01:18:12,301 --> 01:18:15,024
- They wanna test you and
Lila for a new picture!
1584
01:18:15,024 --> 01:18:16,021
- Finally!
1585
01:18:16,021 --> 01:18:18,741
I'm gonna be a movie star!
1586
01:18:18,741 --> 01:18:20,481
- I didn't wanna tell 'em she
went rogue so I'm stalling
1587
01:18:20,481 --> 01:18:22,704
and I don't know how
long I can hold them off.
1588
01:18:22,704 --> 01:18:23,701
- Oh right, right, right.
1589
01:18:23,701 --> 01:18:26,485
- But if you don't have a
girl, you don't have a chance.
1590
01:18:26,485 --> 01:18:27,841
- I looked all over the city, okay?
1591
01:18:27,841 --> 01:18:30,681
But no girl dances with me
like the girl that I found
1592
01:18:30,681 --> 01:18:32,522
at Jim's place on New Year's Eve!
1593
01:18:32,522 --> 01:18:36,355
- Then go back to Holiday
Inn and look harder!
1594
01:18:45,029 --> 01:18:47,078
- Oh, hi Charlie.
1595
01:18:47,078 --> 01:18:49,014
What are you doing here?
1596
01:18:49,014 --> 01:18:51,591
- Dropping off a final
notice from the bank.
1597
01:18:51,591 --> 01:18:54,311
Mr. Hardy's deep in the
red and not in the festive
1598
01:18:54,311 --> 01:18:56,715
Valentine's way, if you know what I mean.
1599
01:18:56,715 --> 01:18:58,177
(audience laughing)
1600
01:18:58,177 --> 01:18:59,594
Why are you here?
1601
01:19:00,534 --> 01:19:01,537
- Oh, uh, well--
1602
01:19:01,537 --> 01:19:03,675
- Are you dating Mr. Hardy?
1603
01:19:03,675 --> 01:19:05,995
(audience laughing)
1604
01:19:05,995 --> 01:19:08,134
- Charlie, I'm here for
rehearsal for a show.
1605
01:19:08,134 --> 01:19:09,414
- Aha.
1606
01:19:09,414 --> 01:19:13,435
Because I saw you and Mr.
Hardy together in the park once
1607
01:19:13,435 --> 01:19:16,231
and on Main Street, so you
can see how one might think
1608
01:19:16,231 --> 01:19:17,398
you're dating.
1609
01:19:18,795 --> 01:19:22,214
Because you've been on a handful of dates.
1610
01:19:22,214 --> 01:19:25,191
(audience laughing)
1611
01:19:25,191 --> 01:19:26,257
- Define handful.
1612
01:19:26,257 --> 01:19:28,007
- You're the teacher.
1613
01:19:30,142 --> 01:19:31,572
- Three.
1614
01:19:31,572 --> 01:19:33,293
We've been on three dates.
1615
01:19:33,293 --> 01:19:35,572
- I thought you liked being independent.
1616
01:19:35,572 --> 01:19:36,692
- I do.
1617
01:19:36,692 --> 01:19:38,954
And I like being in a relationship.
1618
01:19:38,954 --> 01:19:41,050
- Now it's a relationship!
1619
01:19:41,050 --> 01:19:43,695
How will I ever trust another woman?
1620
01:19:43,695 --> 01:19:46,932
(audience laughing)
1621
01:19:46,932 --> 01:19:50,132
- Charlie, I really
can't help you with that.
1622
01:19:50,132 --> 01:19:52,255
But I will make sure that Mr.
Hardy receives his notice,
1623
01:19:52,255 --> 01:19:53,775
thank you.
1624
01:19:53,775 --> 01:19:55,594
Oh give me a piece of that.
1625
01:19:55,594 --> 01:19:58,594
(audience laughing)
1626
01:20:04,195 --> 01:20:06,644
(piano music)
1627
01:20:06,644 --> 01:20:09,684
- Hey, watch it, I just
had that tuned yesterday.
1628
01:20:09,684 --> 01:20:11,360
- I know, I know, I'm sorry.
1629
01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:12,820
- So.
1630
01:20:12,820 --> 01:20:13,903
What are you getting Linda?
1631
01:20:13,903 --> 01:20:15,680
- For what?
- Valentine's Day!
1632
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:18,106
- I'm not, we agreed to
take it one step at a time.
1633
01:20:18,106 --> 01:20:19,500
I don't wanna put too
much pressure on her.
1634
01:20:19,500 --> 01:20:20,499
- Huh.
1635
01:20:20,499 --> 01:20:22,180
If I were you, I'd put
some pressure on those keys
1636
01:20:22,180 --> 01:20:24,740
and play this song you
been writing for her.
1637
01:20:24,740 --> 01:20:26,519
- Who says I've been
writing a song for Linda?
1638
01:20:26,519 --> 01:20:28,884
- Your first draft was literally
called A Song For Linda.
1639
01:20:28,884 --> 01:20:32,202
(audience laughing)
1640
01:20:32,202 --> 01:20:33,360
- Do you think it'll scare her away?
1641
01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:36,303
- It's Valentine's Day, kid, let 'er rip!
1642
01:20:36,303 --> 01:20:37,591
- Ach.
- Come on.
1643
01:20:37,591 --> 01:20:38,788
Hi, hi.
1644
01:20:38,788 --> 01:20:40,311
Sorry I'm late, there were papers to grade
1645
01:20:40,311 --> 01:20:42,551
and snow to shovel, really all excuses.
1646
01:20:42,551 --> 01:20:43,948
- Oh it's quite alright,
we're plenty busy here
1647
01:20:43,948 --> 01:20:45,507
with preparations for tomorrow night.
1648
01:20:45,507 --> 01:20:46,340
- Wow.
1649
01:20:47,889 --> 01:20:50,743
Oh this place is gonna look wonderful.
1650
01:20:50,743 --> 01:20:52,205
- Yeah, I certainly hope so.
1651
01:20:52,205 --> 01:20:55,122
- Um...I have a confession to make.
1652
01:20:56,028 --> 01:20:57,405
- What's that?
1653
01:20:57,405 --> 01:21:00,311
- I have never celebrated
Valentine's Day before.
1654
01:21:00,311 --> 01:21:01,569
- What?
1655
01:21:01,569 --> 01:21:02,588
I don't believe that.
1656
01:21:02,588 --> 01:21:03,927
- Nope, it's true.
1657
01:21:03,927 --> 01:21:05,507
The only Valentine's I've ever gotten
1658
01:21:05,507 --> 01:21:07,927
are those little doily
hearts from my students.
1659
01:21:07,927 --> 01:21:09,094
- Oh, darn it.
1660
01:21:09,948 --> 01:21:11,747
I forgot to make one.
1661
01:21:11,747 --> 01:21:14,327
(audience laughing)
1662
01:21:14,327 --> 01:21:16,229
- Are you holding a
doily behind your back?
1663
01:21:16,229 --> 01:21:17,266
- No.
(audience laughing)
1664
01:21:17,266 --> 01:21:18,266
- Are you sure it's not a doily?
1665
01:21:18,266 --> 01:21:19,099
- I'm sure.
1666
01:21:19,099 --> 01:21:22,703
- You don't have to be
embarrassed if it's a doily.
1667
01:21:22,703 --> 01:21:24,324
- Please stop saying doily.
1668
01:21:24,324 --> 01:21:27,324
(audience laughing)
1669
01:21:28,962 --> 01:21:30,545
I wrote you a song.
1670
01:21:32,763 --> 01:21:35,364
- Be Careful, It's My Heart.
1671
01:21:35,364 --> 01:21:37,447
- I ain't kiddin' either.
1672
01:21:41,945 --> 01:21:42,944
("Be Careful, It's My
Heart" by Irving Berlin)
1673
01:21:42,944 --> 01:21:46,105
♫ Sweetheart of mine
1674
01:21:46,105 --> 01:21:49,120
♫ I've sent you a Valentine
1675
01:21:49,120 --> 01:21:51,980
♫ Sweetheart of mine
1676
01:21:51,980 --> 01:21:56,521
♫ It's more than a Valentine
1677
01:21:56,521 --> 01:22:00,188
♫ Be careful, it's my heart
1678
01:22:04,265 --> 01:22:08,432
♫ It's not my watch you're
holding, it's my heart
1679
01:22:11,183 --> 01:22:14,618
♫ It's not the note I sent you
1680
01:22:14,618 --> 01:22:17,983
♫ That you quickly burned
1681
01:22:17,983 --> 01:22:21,200
♫ It's not the book I lent you
1682
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:25,422
♫ That you never returned
1683
01:22:25,422 --> 01:22:28,922
♫ Remember, it's my heart
1684
01:22:32,564 --> 01:22:36,731
♫ The heart with which so willingly I part
1685
01:22:40,518 --> 01:22:42,441
♫ It's yours to take
1686
01:22:42,441 --> 01:22:44,601
♫ To keep or break
1687
01:22:44,601 --> 01:22:49,284
♫ But please, before you start
1688
01:22:49,284 --> 01:22:52,951
♫ Be careful, it's my heart
1689
01:22:57,385 --> 01:22:59,423
(giggles)
1690
01:22:59,423 --> 01:23:00,256
- Hi Jim.
1691
01:23:01,423 --> 01:23:02,703
- Ted.
1692
01:23:02,703 --> 01:23:03,705
You're back?
1693
01:23:03,705 --> 01:23:04,703
- Yeah I'm still looking for that girl.
1694
01:23:04,703 --> 01:23:05,861
- Oh, which girl?
1695
01:23:05,861 --> 01:23:07,204
- I don't believe we've met.
1696
01:23:07,204 --> 01:23:08,201
- We haven't?
1697
01:23:08,201 --> 01:23:09,743
- Ted, Linda, Linda, Ted.
1698
01:23:09,743 --> 01:23:11,224
Anyway, plenty of girls here,
why don't you check the bar?
1699
01:23:11,224 --> 01:23:12,223
- I'd love to hear more
of that song first.
1700
01:23:12,223 --> 01:23:14,345
It's terrific, it's very danceable.
1701
01:23:14,345 --> 01:23:15,361
- Well you should probably get going.
1702
01:23:15,361 --> 01:23:16,361
- Come on, play me a little.
1703
01:23:16,361 --> 01:23:17,364
- Those girls go to bed early.
1704
01:23:17,364 --> 01:23:19,947
- Play me a few bars, I'm gone.
1705
01:23:22,521 --> 01:23:25,081
(clearing throat)
1706
01:23:25,081 --> 01:23:28,164
(piano music)
1707
01:23:28,164 --> 01:23:30,105
Say, that's a foxtrot.
1708
01:23:30,105 --> 01:23:31,705
- Uh huh.
1709
01:23:31,705 --> 01:23:32,745
- You know what a foxtrot needs?
1710
01:23:32,745 --> 01:23:33,743
- Nope.
1711
01:23:33,743 --> 01:23:35,319
- A partner.
1712
01:23:35,319 --> 01:23:36,665
- Oh no, I--
- Come on.
1713
01:23:36,665 --> 01:23:38,498
Come on, a little bit.
1714
01:23:39,498 --> 01:23:42,998
♫ Remember, it's my heart
1715
01:23:44,680 --> 01:23:48,847
♫ The heart with which so willingly I part
1716
01:23:50,443 --> 01:23:52,265
It was you.
- What was me?
1717
01:23:52,265 --> 01:23:53,503
(audience laughing)
1718
01:23:53,503 --> 01:23:54,723
- You didn't tell her?
- Tell me what?
1719
01:23:54,723 --> 01:23:56,505
- For six weeks I have
been searching for the girl
1720
01:23:56,505 --> 01:23:57,898
that I danced with on New Year's Eve.
1721
01:23:57,898 --> 01:23:58,902
- Oh.
1722
01:23:58,902 --> 01:23:59,924
- You have been right here the whole time!
1723
01:23:59,924 --> 01:24:00,921
- Hey now, wait a minute--
1724
01:24:00,921 --> 01:24:02,303
- I want you to be my new partner.
1725
01:24:02,303 --> 01:24:03,305
- What?
1726
01:24:03,305 --> 01:24:04,404
- It's a dream come true, I know.
1727
01:24:04,404 --> 01:24:05,481
- Oh wow!
(audience laughing)
1728
01:24:05,481 --> 01:24:06,484
- We could start right now,
1729
01:24:06,484 --> 01:24:08,058
I already choreographed a
number for Valentine's Day.
1730
01:24:08,058 --> 01:24:10,244
- No no no, you are not
taking her away from me.
1731
01:24:10,244 --> 01:24:11,423
- You're not listening to me, Jim.
1732
01:24:11,423 --> 01:24:13,145
The idea is to do the act here.
1733
01:24:13,145 --> 01:24:15,578
I'll bring all the newspapers up.
1734
01:24:15,578 --> 01:24:17,343
Your business'll boom.
1735
01:24:17,343 --> 01:24:18,581
- Well we're doing just fine.
1736
01:24:18,581 --> 01:24:19,705
- Are you sure, Jim?
1737
01:24:19,705 --> 01:24:21,684
I ran into Charlie Winslow outside.
1738
01:24:21,684 --> 01:24:23,284
- Oh great, my favorite person.
1739
01:24:23,284 --> 01:24:24,345
What does he want?
1740
01:24:24,345 --> 01:24:25,178
(audience laughing)
1741
01:24:25,178 --> 01:24:26,011
- Look, Jim.
1742
01:24:26,011 --> 01:24:27,572
If the last six months
have taught me anything
1743
01:24:27,572 --> 01:24:30,572
it's that Ted Hanover sells tickets.
1744
01:24:32,570 --> 01:24:34,932
- No, no, I've already written the songs,
1745
01:24:34,932 --> 01:24:35,955
the show is all set.
1746
01:24:35,955 --> 01:24:37,774
- But you can make adjustments, right?
1747
01:24:37,774 --> 01:24:40,153
- Of course he can, he's just
trying to hide his gratitude.
1748
01:24:40,153 --> 01:24:41,774
- Linda, you think this is a good idea?
1749
01:24:41,774 --> 01:24:44,457
- We've only been open six
weeks, we could use the press.
1750
01:24:44,457 --> 01:24:45,875
And if Ted is a big draw--
1751
01:24:45,875 --> 01:24:47,214
- Ted is a big draw.
1752
01:24:47,214 --> 01:24:50,115
(audience laughing)
1753
01:24:50,115 --> 01:24:53,210
- Don't we want this place, our place,
1754
01:24:53,210 --> 01:24:56,115
to be the best it can be?
1755
01:24:56,115 --> 01:24:58,153
- I suppose so.
1756
01:24:58,153 --> 01:25:01,236
- Then why don't we give this a shot?
1757
01:25:09,833 --> 01:25:11,429
- What were you envisioning?
1758
01:25:11,429 --> 01:25:12,688
(audience laughing)
1759
01:25:12,688 --> 01:25:15,147
- Something that reeks of
grace and charm, you know?
1760
01:25:15,147 --> 01:25:16,149
- Oh naturally.
1761
01:25:16,149 --> 01:25:17,163
- It's a romantic waltz.
1762
01:25:17,163 --> 01:25:18,848
- I was thinking more
along the lines of a conga.
1763
01:25:18,848 --> 01:25:21,105
- Oh god.
(audience laughing)
1764
01:25:21,105 --> 01:25:23,728
- It's Valentine's Day,
they want sweet and gentle!
1765
01:25:23,728 --> 01:25:26,011
Look, the audience should swoon every time
1766
01:25:26,011 --> 01:25:27,429
I take her into my arms.
1767
01:25:27,429 --> 01:25:29,588
- Swoon, oh yes, what a joy
it'll be to see you dance
1768
01:25:29,588 --> 01:25:31,051
with one of my girlfriends again.
1769
01:25:31,051 --> 01:25:32,208
Anything I can do to help.
1770
01:25:32,208 --> 01:25:33,451
- It's just a show, Jim.
1771
01:25:33,451 --> 01:25:34,284
- Alright.
1772
01:25:36,288 --> 01:25:37,785
I'll make sure the
conductor knows you want it
1773
01:25:37,785 --> 01:25:39,667
sweet and gentle.
1774
01:25:39,667 --> 01:25:40,584
- Terrific.
1775
01:25:42,208 --> 01:25:43,708
Let's get to work.
1776
01:25:52,667 --> 01:25:56,334
♫ Be careful, it's my heart
1777
01:26:03,586 --> 01:26:05,109
("Cheek to Cheek" by Irving Berlin)
1778
01:26:05,109 --> 01:26:07,749
♫ Heaven I'm in Heaven
1779
01:26:07,749 --> 01:26:08,747
♫ Heaven
1780
01:26:08,747 --> 01:26:10,491
♫ Heaven I'm in Heaven
1781
01:26:10,491 --> 01:26:11,627
♫ Heaven
1782
01:26:11,627 --> 01:26:12,629
♫ Heaven
1783
01:26:12,629 --> 01:26:13,462
♫ Heaven
1784
01:26:13,462 --> 01:26:15,212
♫ Ah
1785
01:26:16,997 --> 01:26:20,330
♫ Heaven, I'm in Heaven
1786
01:26:22,135 --> 01:26:26,302
♫ And my heart beats so
that I can hardly speak
1787
01:26:28,218 --> 01:26:32,385
♫ And I seem to find the happiness I seek
1788
01:26:34,261 --> 01:26:38,428
♫ When we're out together
dancing cheek to cheek
1789
01:26:41,703 --> 01:26:43,722
♫ Heaven
1790
01:26:43,722 --> 01:26:46,741
♫ I'm in Heaven
1791
01:26:46,741 --> 01:26:50,908
♫ And the cares that hung
around me through the week
1792
01:26:53,119 --> 01:26:57,286
♫ Seem to vanish like a
gambler's lucky streak
1793
01:26:59,382 --> 01:27:03,549
♫ When we're out together
dancing cheek to cheek
1794
01:27:07,061 --> 01:27:11,056
- Ladies and gentlemen,
Holiday Inn is proud to welcome
1795
01:27:11,056 --> 01:27:14,454
dance sensation Ted
Hanover appearing tonight
1796
01:27:14,454 --> 01:27:16,954
with our very own Linda Mason!
1797
01:27:21,461 --> 01:27:23,861
♫ Oh I love to climb a mountain
1798
01:27:23,861 --> 01:27:26,341
♫ And to reach the highest peak
1799
01:27:26,341 --> 01:27:29,462
♫ But it doesn't thrill me half as much
1800
01:27:29,462 --> 01:27:33,129
♫ As dancing cheek to cheek
1801
01:27:35,461 --> 01:27:38,196
♫ Oh I love to go out fishing
1802
01:27:38,196 --> 01:27:40,758
♫ In a river or a creek
1803
01:27:40,758 --> 01:27:43,897
♫ But I don't enjoy it half as much
1804
01:27:43,897 --> 01:27:47,201
♫ As dancing cheek to cheek
1805
01:27:47,201 --> 01:27:49,037
♫ Dance with me
1806
01:27:49,037 --> 01:27:52,354
♫ I want my arm about you
1807
01:27:52,354 --> 01:27:54,996
♫ The charm about you
1808
01:27:54,996 --> 01:27:56,753
♫ Will carry me through
1809
01:27:56,753 --> 01:27:59,753
(conga-tempo music)
1810
01:28:01,031 --> 01:28:03,454
♫ Heaven, I'm in Heaven
1811
01:28:03,454 --> 01:28:06,873
♫ And my heart beats so
that I can hardly speak
1812
01:28:06,873 --> 01:28:09,710
(confused murmuring)
1813
01:28:09,710 --> 01:28:12,073
♫ And I seem to find the happiness I seek
1814
01:28:12,073 --> 01:28:15,073
(audience laughing)
1815
01:28:17,811 --> 01:28:20,793
♫ When we're out together
1816
01:28:20,793 --> 01:28:24,753
♫ Dancing cheek to cheek
1817
01:28:24,753 --> 01:28:27,489
(carnival-tempo music)
1818
01:28:27,489 --> 01:28:28,963
♫ Heaven Heaven Heaven
1819
01:28:28,963 --> 01:28:30,492
♫ I'm in Heaven Heaven Heaven
1820
01:28:30,492 --> 01:28:33,271
♫ And my hearts beats so
that I can hardly speak
1821
01:28:33,271 --> 01:28:36,603
♫ And I seem to find the happiness I seek
1822
01:28:36,603 --> 01:28:38,379
♫ When we're out together
1823
01:28:38,379 --> 01:28:39,212
♫ Out together
1824
01:28:39,212 --> 01:28:40,112
♫ Out together dancing
1825
01:28:40,112 --> 01:28:40,945
♫ Out together
1826
01:28:40,945 --> 01:28:45,112
♫ Out together dancing cheek to cheek
1827
01:28:48,881 --> 01:28:51,298
(applauding)
1828
01:28:57,999 --> 01:28:58,998
- What was that all about?
1829
01:28:58,998 --> 01:29:00,159
- What was what all about?
1830
01:29:00,159 --> 01:29:01,782
- Every time I got close to
Linda you threw the tempo!
1831
01:29:01,782 --> 01:29:03,761
- Why were you getting close
to her in the first place?
1832
01:29:03,761 --> 01:29:04,758
That's not what we rehearsed.
1833
01:29:04,758 --> 01:29:06,481
- When I play a role, I'm fully invested!
1834
01:29:06,481 --> 01:29:08,481
- Yeah, little too invested if you ask me.
1835
01:29:08,481 --> 01:29:09,921
- Why are you getting so touchy?
1836
01:29:09,921 --> 01:29:11,442
- Oh I don't know,
maybe because every time
1837
01:29:11,442 --> 01:29:12,721
I fall for a girl you swan in
1838
01:29:12,721 --> 01:29:14,018
and sprinkle stardust in her eyes!
1839
01:29:14,018 --> 01:29:16,822
- This isn't stardust,
buddy, it's business!
1840
01:29:16,822 --> 01:29:18,058
- Yeah, it's always business with you.
1841
01:29:18,058 --> 01:29:19,061
This is my life.
1842
01:29:19,061 --> 01:29:20,502
- No, it's her life.
1843
01:29:20,502 --> 01:29:22,321
Okay Linda's good, Jim.
1844
01:29:22,321 --> 01:29:23,859
She's good enough for the big time!
1845
01:29:23,859 --> 01:29:25,179
- No, you are not doing this!
1846
01:29:25,179 --> 01:29:26,182
This is Lila all over again!
1847
01:29:26,182 --> 01:29:27,540
- What is Lila all over again?
1848
01:29:27,540 --> 01:29:28,537
- Nothing honey, you were wonderful,
1849
01:29:28,537 --> 01:29:29,665
you don't have to worry about a thing.
1850
01:29:29,665 --> 01:29:30,678
(audience laughing)
1851
01:29:30,678 --> 01:29:32,598
- I am worried about what
just happened tonight.
1852
01:29:32,598 --> 01:29:33,739
Someone could have gotten hurt.
1853
01:29:33,739 --> 01:29:34,993
- Well, maybe you should
tell that to Teddy here.
1854
01:29:34,993 --> 01:29:37,117
He doesn't seem concerned
with hurting people.
1855
01:29:37,117 --> 01:29:38,118
- What's that supposed to mean?
1856
01:29:38,118 --> 01:29:39,121
- You wanna know what it means?
1857
01:29:39,121 --> 01:29:43,019
- Alright, what is going
on between you two?
1858
01:29:43,019 --> 01:29:44,358
- I think Jim should tell you.
1859
01:29:44,358 --> 01:29:45,681
- Tell me what?
1860
01:29:45,681 --> 01:29:47,542
- It's nothing.
1861
01:29:47,542 --> 01:29:49,398
- It's not nothing, I was
telling him that you and I
1862
01:29:49,398 --> 01:29:50,518
work well together.
1863
01:29:50,518 --> 01:29:52,378
Okay it was clear on stage tonight,
1864
01:29:52,378 --> 01:29:55,900
I was merely suggesting that
we keep working on our act.
1865
01:29:55,900 --> 01:29:59,201
I think we could really go places with it.
1866
01:29:59,201 --> 01:30:01,951
Okay I'm talking about Hollywood.
1867
01:30:02,982 --> 01:30:04,439
(laughs)
1868
01:30:04,439 --> 01:30:06,038
- Oh Ted.
1869
01:30:06,038 --> 01:30:06,871
Ted, thank you.
1870
01:30:06,871 --> 01:30:07,704
You, yes, me, no.
1871
01:30:07,704 --> 01:30:08,537
I'm just a teacher.
1872
01:30:08,537 --> 01:30:09,870
- You're a star!
1873
01:30:11,261 --> 01:30:12,428
In the making.
1874
01:30:16,999 --> 01:30:18,962
- I mean it does sound pretty exciting.
1875
01:30:18,962 --> 01:30:20,679
(audience laughing)
1876
01:30:20,679 --> 01:30:22,458
No, I can't leave Midville, right?
1877
01:30:22,458 --> 01:30:23,938
- Exactly, you have your
life, you have your students,
1878
01:30:23,938 --> 01:30:25,105
you have...me.
1879
01:30:27,101 --> 01:30:27,934
- Exactly.
1880
01:30:33,239 --> 01:30:35,159
- Alright, fine.
1881
01:30:35,159 --> 01:30:37,458
I'm just pointing out the
possibilities, you know.
1882
01:30:37,458 --> 01:30:39,421
We put this show together in one night.
1883
01:30:39,421 --> 01:30:43,088
Imagine what we could
do with a little time?
1884
01:30:48,701 --> 01:30:50,359
- Look, I know how it can
get between two old friends
1885
01:30:50,359 --> 01:30:52,242
but I think Ted is just trying to help.
1886
01:30:52,242 --> 01:30:53,639
- You can never be sure with Ted.
1887
01:30:53,639 --> 01:30:55,135
There is a fine line between what's real
1888
01:30:55,135 --> 01:30:56,781
and what's for show.
1889
01:30:56,781 --> 01:30:59,042
- And tonight was for show.
1890
01:30:59,042 --> 01:31:01,125
This is real, you and me.
1891
01:31:02,722 --> 01:31:03,719
- You don't say?
1892
01:31:03,719 --> 01:31:05,386
- Oh, well I do say.
1893
01:31:11,249 --> 01:31:13,113
(phone ringing)
1894
01:31:13,113 --> 01:31:14,193
- Whoever's calling me at midnight
1895
01:31:14,193 --> 01:31:18,054
I hope it's better than the
dream I was just having.
1896
01:31:18,054 --> 01:31:20,374
- Depends, what were you dreaming about?
1897
01:31:20,374 --> 01:31:21,516
- Not you.
1898
01:31:21,516 --> 01:31:22,753
- [Woman] Danny!
1899
01:31:22,753 --> 01:31:25,752
I can hear you talking
all the way upstairs!
1900
01:31:25,752 --> 01:31:28,835
- I'm on the phone with a client, Ma!
1901
01:31:30,476 --> 01:31:32,737
- Do you live with your mother?
1902
01:31:32,737 --> 01:31:35,737
(audience laughing)
1903
01:31:38,897 --> 01:31:39,730
- No.
1904
01:31:40,636 --> 01:31:41,730
- Okay.
1905
01:31:41,730 --> 01:31:43,516
Danny, listen.
1906
01:31:43,516 --> 01:31:44,897
I found the girl.
- Which girl?
1907
01:31:44,897 --> 01:31:47,516
- The girl from New Year's Eve!
1908
01:31:47,516 --> 01:31:48,817
My new dance partner.
1909
01:31:48,817 --> 01:31:49,825
- You're kidding!
1910
01:31:49,825 --> 01:31:50,817
Where the hell was she?
1911
01:31:50,817 --> 01:31:51,830
- At Jim's place.
1912
01:31:51,830 --> 01:31:55,073
I'm telling you, the chemistry
between us, it's perfect.
1913
01:31:55,073 --> 01:31:57,036
- I'm gonna need proof before I call
1914
01:31:57,036 --> 01:31:59,195
the producers from Hollywood, boychik.
1915
01:31:59,195 --> 01:32:02,416
- I'm gonna put something great
together for Easter, just...
1916
01:32:02,416 --> 01:32:03,814
Get up here.
1917
01:32:03,814 --> 01:32:05,873
- Hey Ma, when's Easter?
1918
01:32:05,873 --> 01:32:07,617
(audience laughing)
1919
01:32:07,617 --> 01:32:11,784
("Easter Parade" by Irving Berlin)
1920
01:32:22,913 --> 01:32:24,796
♫ On the Avenue
1921
01:32:24,796 --> 01:32:26,311
♫ On the Avenue
1922
01:32:26,311 --> 01:32:27,734
♫ Fifth Avenue
1923
01:32:27,734 --> 01:32:29,813
♫ Fifth Avenue
1924
01:32:29,813 --> 01:32:33,114
♫ The photographers will snap us
1925
01:32:33,114 --> 01:32:38,007
♫ And you'll find that
you're in the rotogravure
1926
01:32:38,007 --> 01:32:39,229
- Hey guys wait!
1927
01:32:39,229 --> 01:32:40,062
One more with me!
1928
01:32:40,062 --> 01:32:41,051
(audience laughing)
1929
01:32:41,051 --> 01:32:45,218
♫ Oh, I could write a sonnet
about your Easter bonnet
1930
01:32:47,632 --> 01:32:51,799
♫ And of the girl I'm
taking to the Easter parade
1931
01:32:54,869 --> 01:32:57,869
Thank you boys, here we go everyone!
1932
01:33:04,871 --> 01:33:06,371
- Well hello boys.
1933
01:33:12,151 --> 01:33:16,318
♫ Never saw you look
quite so pretty before
1934
01:33:17,952 --> 01:33:22,119
♫ Never saw you dressed
quite so lovely what's more
1935
01:33:24,075 --> 01:33:27,232
♫ I could hardly wait to keep our date
1936
01:33:27,232 --> 01:33:31,732
♫ This lovely Easter morning
1937
01:33:31,732 --> 01:33:35,899
♫ And my heart beat fast
as I came through the door
1938
01:33:42,251 --> 01:33:46,251
♫ For in my Easter bonnet
1939
01:33:46,251 --> 01:33:50,853
♫ With all the frills upon it
1940
01:33:50,853 --> 01:33:55,020
♫ I'll be the grandest
lady in the Easter parade
1941
01:34:01,211 --> 01:34:05,378
♫ Oh, I could write a sonnet
about your Easter bonnet
1942
01:34:08,891 --> 01:34:13,058
♫ And of the girl I'm
taking to the Easter parade
1943
01:34:23,173 --> 01:34:26,423
♫ To the Easter parade
1944
01:34:33,511 --> 01:34:35,928
(applauding)
1945
01:34:48,232 --> 01:34:50,475
My goodness, the crowds
have been wonderful.
1946
01:34:50,475 --> 01:34:51,889
I guess Ted is a big draw.
1947
01:34:51,889 --> 01:34:55,072
- My motherly intuition tells
me he's still up to something.
1948
01:34:55,072 --> 01:34:57,291
- Jim, he is filling up
the place every night.
1949
01:34:57,291 --> 01:34:58,672
Let's give him the benefit of the doubt.
1950
01:34:58,672 --> 01:35:01,392
- Oh, I'll give him doubt alright.
1951
01:35:01,392 --> 01:35:03,209
- Alright, some of my students
were in the house tonight,
1952
01:35:03,209 --> 01:35:04,213
I'd like to introduce you.
1953
01:35:04,213 --> 01:35:05,046
- Okay.
1954
01:35:05,046 --> 01:35:05,879
- Teddy!
1955
01:35:07,016 --> 01:35:08,019
Teddy!
1956
01:35:08,019 --> 01:35:09,016
- Danny?
(claps)
1957
01:35:09,016 --> 01:35:10,994
You made it.
- Barely.
1958
01:35:10,994 --> 01:35:13,135
I feel a little out of place here.
1959
01:35:13,135 --> 01:35:15,125
I think I just got stung by a WASP.
1960
01:35:15,125 --> 01:35:18,125
(audience laughing)
1961
01:35:20,186 --> 01:35:22,666
Oh I don't mean the insect kind.
1962
01:35:22,666 --> 01:35:23,664
Alright, let's make this quick,
1963
01:35:23,664 --> 01:35:24,666
I wanna get the hell out of here.
1964
01:35:24,666 --> 01:35:26,619
You were right about Linda Mason!
1965
01:35:26,619 --> 01:35:28,005
- I told you!
- She's a natural!
1966
01:35:28,005 --> 01:35:30,005
The two of you were
perfect together, boychik!
1967
01:35:30,005 --> 01:35:31,008
- I know.
1968
01:35:31,008 --> 01:35:32,384
- And the timing couldn't be better.
1969
01:35:32,384 --> 01:35:34,448
The studio wants you
in Hollywood next week
1970
01:35:34,448 --> 01:35:36,266
for that screen test!
1971
01:35:36,266 --> 01:35:38,186
- That's great, there's just one problem.
1972
01:35:38,186 --> 01:35:39,925
Linda won't go to Hollywood!
1973
01:35:39,925 --> 01:35:40,928
- Why the hell not?
1974
01:35:40,928 --> 01:35:42,826
- Because she's in love with Jim.
1975
01:35:42,826 --> 01:35:45,385
- What is it with you and Jim's girls, eh?
1976
01:35:45,385 --> 01:35:48,218
Is this...is this a thing for you?
1977
01:35:49,104 --> 01:35:51,648
- No!
(audience laughing)
1978
01:35:51,648 --> 01:35:53,386
It's a thing for Jim, he
never wants them to leave!
1979
01:35:53,386 --> 01:35:55,661
- Well what does Linda want to do?
1980
01:35:55,661 --> 01:35:57,408
- Apparently she likes it here.
1981
01:35:57,408 --> 01:35:59,146
- Well, that's what makes her so perfect.
1982
01:35:59,146 --> 01:36:00,405
She's fresh, she's real.
1983
01:36:00,405 --> 01:36:03,045
Just what Hollywood
loves to turn to plastic.
1984
01:36:03,045 --> 01:36:04,302
(audience laughing)
1985
01:36:04,302 --> 01:36:05,740
- Look, she is perfect,
but she'll never leave
1986
01:36:05,740 --> 01:36:07,785
Holiday Inn for Hollywood.
1987
01:36:07,785 --> 01:36:11,452
- Then let's bring
Hollywood to Holiday Inn.
1988
01:36:14,528 --> 01:36:17,278
(dramatic music)
1989
01:36:21,514 --> 01:36:23,259
("Song of Freedom" by Irving Berlin)
1990
01:36:23,259 --> 01:36:25,168
♫ On this day of independence
1991
01:36:25,168 --> 01:36:27,264
♫ On this Independence Day
1992
01:36:27,264 --> 01:36:31,431
♫ Listen to an American
troubadour from the USA
1993
01:36:32,372 --> 01:36:33,205
- You know what?
1994
01:36:33,205 --> 01:36:36,221
Let's stay on the F, it'll
work better with the chord.
1995
01:36:36,221 --> 01:36:39,025
♫ From the USA
1996
01:36:39,025 --> 01:36:40,161
Great, and then you and Ted have your big
1997
01:36:40,161 --> 01:36:41,863
patriotic dance break.
1998
01:36:41,863 --> 01:36:43,060
Where is Ted anyway?
1999
01:36:43,060 --> 01:36:44,145
- Here!
2000
01:36:44,145 --> 01:36:45,276
Sorry I'm late.
2001
01:36:45,276 --> 01:36:48,776
- Right, let's continue with the sequence.
2002
01:36:50,684 --> 01:36:54,343
♫ We're singing a song of freedom
2003
01:36:54,343 --> 01:36:58,510
♫ For all people who cry out to be free
2004
01:36:59,521 --> 01:37:01,863
- Charlie Winslow, reporting for duty.
2005
01:37:01,863 --> 01:37:03,361
- I wasn't aware you worked here, Charlie.
2006
01:37:03,361 --> 01:37:04,600
- Yeah, the bank let me go.
2007
01:37:04,600 --> 01:37:06,801
Something about child labor laws?
2008
01:37:06,801 --> 01:37:08,263
- Hmm.
(audience laughing)
2009
01:37:08,263 --> 01:37:10,023
Alright, well store these
backstage for the show tonight,
2010
01:37:10,023 --> 01:37:11,383
thanks for pitching in.
2011
01:37:11,383 --> 01:37:13,280
- Louise, I need to arrange
a pickup from the station.
2012
01:37:13,280 --> 01:37:14,318
6:30 train.
2013
01:37:14,318 --> 01:37:15,361
- I'll alert the press.
2014
01:37:15,361 --> 01:37:17,345
- Oh just arrange the pickup please.
2015
01:37:17,345 --> 01:37:19,985
I got some bigshot producers
coming in from Hollywood.
2016
01:37:19,985 --> 01:37:20,818
- Oh.
2017
01:37:23,424 --> 01:37:25,042
♫ Free to sail the seven seas
2018
01:37:25,042 --> 01:37:27,185
♫ Free to worship as we please
2019
01:37:27,185 --> 01:37:30,545
♫ If the birds up in the trees can be free
2020
01:37:30,545 --> 01:37:32,065
♫ Why can't we
2021
01:37:32,065 --> 01:37:33,303
- That's right, you'll wanna whisk Ted
2022
01:37:33,303 --> 01:37:35,922
and his new partner Linda
Mason straight to Hollywood
2023
01:37:35,922 --> 01:37:37,441
as soon as you see the show!
2024
01:37:37,441 --> 01:37:39,121
That's right!
2025
01:37:39,121 --> 01:37:42,364
♫ We're singing a song of freedom
2026
01:37:42,364 --> 01:37:44,503
No no, Lila Dixon is not an option.
2027
01:37:44,503 --> 01:37:46,924
She moved to Dallas to try to be a star.
2028
01:37:46,924 --> 01:37:48,523
You can imagine how that's going.
2029
01:37:48,523 --> 01:37:50,941
No Linda Mason is the one you want!
2030
01:37:50,941 --> 01:37:55,265
♫ We're singing a song of freedom
2031
01:37:55,265 --> 01:37:59,724
♫ For all people who cry out to be free
2032
01:37:59,724 --> 01:38:00,903
(clapping)
2033
01:38:00,903 --> 01:38:03,964
- Operator, get me Miss Lila
Dixon in Dallas, Texas please.
2034
01:38:03,964 --> 01:38:04,964
It's urgent.
2035
01:38:09,164 --> 01:38:11,543
- Ladies and gentlemen,
let's get ready to celebrate!
2036
01:38:11,543 --> 01:38:12,731
It's July 4th at Holiday Inn!
2037
01:38:12,731 --> 01:38:14,064
("Let's Say It With
Firecrackers/Song of Freedom"
2038
01:38:14,064 --> 01:38:14,897
by Irving Berlin)
2039
01:38:14,897 --> 01:38:18,500
♫ Let's say it with firecrackers
and banners held high
2040
01:38:18,500 --> 01:38:22,933
♫ Let's have a real old-fashioned
noisy Fourth of July
2041
01:38:22,933 --> 01:38:27,300
♫ Don't need any long
speeches or shouts of hooray
2042
01:38:27,300 --> 01:38:31,919
♫ No words can say as much
as firecrackers can say
2043
01:38:31,919 --> 01:38:33,195
And here they are!
2044
01:38:33,195 --> 01:38:35,481
The hottest firecrackers in Connecticut!
2045
01:38:35,481 --> 01:38:37,740
The Holiday Inn Dancers!
2046
01:38:37,740 --> 01:38:40,157
(applauding)
2047
01:38:41,978 --> 01:38:45,337
♫ We're singing, singing a song of freedom
2048
01:38:45,337 --> 01:38:47,569
♫ Singing a song for all God's people
2049
01:38:47,569 --> 01:38:50,367
♫ Who cry out to be free
2050
01:38:50,367 --> 01:38:52,844
♫ Free to speak and free to hear
2051
01:38:52,844 --> 01:38:55,246
♫ Free from want and free from fear
2052
01:38:55,246 --> 01:38:58,727
♫ Sons of freedom far and near who agree
2053
01:38:58,727 --> 01:39:00,205
♫ Sing with me
2054
01:39:00,205 --> 01:39:03,538
♫ That all God's people
2055
01:39:04,892 --> 01:39:08,975
♫ All God's people shall be free
2056
01:39:12,409 --> 01:39:13,414
- They're here!
2057
01:39:13,414 --> 01:39:14,411
The Hollywood producers.
2058
01:39:14,411 --> 01:39:15,451
They just sat down at table 12.
2059
01:39:15,451 --> 01:39:16,454
- Table 12, I got it.
2060
01:39:16,454 --> 01:39:18,390
- Be sure to play to
them, but not too much,
2061
01:39:18,390 --> 01:39:19,531
you don't wanna look desperate.
2062
01:39:19,531 --> 01:39:21,654
- I'm desperate to find
Linda, have you seen her?
2063
01:39:21,654 --> 01:39:25,400
- You finish getting ready, I'll go look.
2064
01:39:25,400 --> 01:39:26,501
- Louise, I don't understand.
2065
01:39:26,501 --> 01:39:28,468
Why would my tap shoes be in the barn?
2066
01:39:28,468 --> 01:39:30,084
- Because I was using them earlier.
2067
01:39:30,084 --> 01:39:32,329
- I have never seen you
tap dance in my life.
2068
01:39:32,329 --> 01:39:33,586
- And you don't want to.
2069
01:39:33,586 --> 01:39:34,708
(audience laughing)
2070
01:39:34,708 --> 01:39:35,806
- Louise, I need to get my costume on,
2071
01:39:35,806 --> 01:39:36,867
our number's about to start.
2072
01:39:36,867 --> 01:39:37,882
- Yes it is.
2073
01:39:37,882 --> 01:39:41,049
And you'll thank me for this one day!
2074
01:39:41,049 --> 01:39:42,049
- Hey, wait!
2075
01:39:43,369 --> 01:39:44,868
- I can't find Linda
anywhere and you're on
2076
01:39:44,868 --> 01:39:46,766
in a minute and 57 seconds!
2077
01:39:46,766 --> 01:39:47,849
- So hold the curtain!
2078
01:39:47,849 --> 01:39:50,206
- The producers aren't
gonna wait around all night!
2079
01:39:50,206 --> 01:39:52,700
- I rehearsed a double act!
2080
01:39:52,700 --> 01:39:53,700
- Improvise!
2081
01:39:54,636 --> 01:39:55,636
- Improvise?
2082
01:39:57,343 --> 01:39:58,955
Hey kid.
2083
01:39:58,955 --> 01:40:00,359
You're too young to be
playing with fireworks.
2084
01:40:00,359 --> 01:40:03,676
- You're too old to be
playing with fireworks.
2085
01:40:03,676 --> 01:40:06,919
- Oh, is this the stage
door to the Holiday Inn?
2086
01:40:06,919 --> 01:40:08,380
- You're Ted Hanover's old dance partner.
2087
01:40:08,380 --> 01:40:09,377
- Old?
2088
01:40:09,377 --> 01:40:10,380
- Former?
- Former.
2089
01:40:10,380 --> 01:40:12,140
- Former.
(audience laughing)
2090
01:40:12,140 --> 01:40:14,476
I thought you were living
in Texas with a millionaire.
2091
01:40:14,476 --> 01:40:18,114
- Yeah, turns out he didn't
own millions, he owed 'em.
2092
01:40:18,114 --> 01:40:20,599
Anyhow, Ted and I are
dancing at the inn tonight.
2093
01:40:20,599 --> 01:40:22,839
A couple Hollywood producers
are here to consider us
2094
01:40:22,839 --> 01:40:24,657
for pictures.
2095
01:40:24,657 --> 01:40:26,838
- Well, I thought Ted had a new partner.
2096
01:40:26,838 --> 01:40:29,314
- Oh, she won't be there tonight.
2097
01:40:29,314 --> 01:40:32,279
- Well I was told she was dancing tonight.
2098
01:40:32,279 --> 01:40:33,399
I work at the inn.
2099
01:40:33,399 --> 01:40:35,016
- Waitress?
- Yes.
2100
01:40:35,016 --> 01:40:37,207
- I know your boss Jim Hardy quite well.
2101
01:40:37,207 --> 01:40:39,279
(giggles) Quite well.
2102
01:40:39,279 --> 01:40:41,057
- Is he the one who
invited you here tonight?
2103
01:40:41,057 --> 01:40:41,890
- Who else?
2104
01:40:41,890 --> 01:40:42,799
- Oh.
2105
01:40:42,799 --> 01:40:45,209
Well listen, you are late
for the show already.
2106
01:40:45,209 --> 01:40:46,042
- Oh.
2107
01:40:46,042 --> 01:40:48,849
- Why don't you take the
back door right this way?
2108
01:40:48,849 --> 01:40:49,853
- Where, here?
2109
01:40:49,853 --> 01:40:52,051
- Yep, just take a left
when you see Bessie.
2110
01:40:52,051 --> 01:40:53,051
- Thank you!
2111
01:40:54,173 --> 01:40:57,074
(cow mooing)
2112
01:40:57,074 --> 01:40:58,515
(screaming)
2113
01:40:58,515 --> 01:41:01,515
(audience laughing)
2114
01:41:02,973 --> 01:41:05,230
♫ We're singing a
2115
01:41:05,230 --> 01:41:07,293
(audience laughing)
2116
01:41:07,293 --> 01:41:10,595
♫ I'm singing a song of freedom
2117
01:41:10,595 --> 01:41:13,095
(tap dancing)
2118
01:41:16,775 --> 01:41:18,275
- Just one second.
2119
01:41:25,871 --> 01:41:26,704
Alright.
2120
01:41:27,688 --> 01:41:31,855
(popping)
(tap dancing)
2121
01:42:18,247 --> 01:42:20,497
(drumming)
2122
01:42:34,635 --> 01:42:35,881
(fireworks exploding)
2123
01:42:35,881 --> 01:42:38,881
(audience laughing)
2124
01:42:52,022 --> 01:42:54,142
How y'all doing?
2125
01:42:54,142 --> 01:42:55,059
Nice seats.
2126
01:43:18,862 --> 01:43:22,592
♫ We're singing a song of freedom
2127
01:43:22,592 --> 01:43:25,475
♫ For all people who cry out to be free
2128
01:43:25,475 --> 01:43:27,642
(mumbles)
2129
01:43:54,045 --> 01:43:55,853
♫ Don't need any long speeches
2130
01:43:55,853 --> 01:43:58,171
♫ Or shouts of hooray
2131
01:43:58,171 --> 01:44:01,372
♫ No words can say as much as firecrackers
2132
01:44:01,372 --> 01:44:04,039
(popping)
- Woo!
2133
01:44:31,982 --> 01:44:34,149
♫ Can say
2134
01:44:36,715 --> 01:44:40,215
(cheering and applauding)
2135
01:45:08,947 --> 01:45:11,549
My goodness, you will not
believe what just happened to me.
2136
01:45:11,549 --> 01:45:13,269
- It better be good, you just
left me out there to dry!
2137
01:45:13,269 --> 01:45:14,173
- Not by choice.
2138
01:45:14,173 --> 01:45:15,158
- What happened?
2139
01:45:15,158 --> 01:45:16,657
- A bad job of sabotage.
2140
01:45:16,657 --> 01:45:17,670
- What are you talking about?
2141
01:45:17,670 --> 01:45:18,859
- You tried to keep me from
performing tonight, didn't you?
2142
01:45:18,859 --> 01:45:20,434
You knew there were gonna be
producers here from Hollywood
2143
01:45:20,434 --> 01:45:21,659
and you didn't want to take the chance
2144
01:45:21,659 --> 01:45:23,819
that I might actually be
good enough to impress them.
2145
01:45:23,819 --> 01:45:24,856
- Hey, are you feeling alright?
2146
01:45:24,856 --> 01:45:25,854
- Quite frankly, no.
2147
01:45:25,854 --> 01:45:27,835
I just spent the last 10
minutes locked in the barn
2148
01:45:27,835 --> 01:45:29,037
with your ex-fiancee.
2149
01:45:29,037 --> 01:45:30,055
- With Lila?
2150
01:45:30,055 --> 01:45:31,052
That's impossible.
2151
01:45:31,052 --> 01:45:32,055
She's in Texas.
2152
01:45:32,055 --> 01:45:33,052
- With a millionaire.
2153
01:45:33,052 --> 01:45:34,619
- Actually kids, she is
in the barn with Bessie.
2154
01:45:34,619 --> 01:45:35,452
- What?
2155
01:45:35,452 --> 01:45:36,285
- Well I was trying to get her on stage.
2156
01:45:36,285 --> 01:45:37,213
- Bessie?
- Lila!
2157
01:45:37,213 --> 01:45:38,932
- Louise!
(audience laughing)
2158
01:45:38,932 --> 01:45:39,976
Are you behind this?
2159
01:45:39,976 --> 01:45:40,994
- Well I was just trying to help.
2160
01:45:40,994 --> 01:45:41,992
- Yeah so was I!
2161
01:45:41,992 --> 01:45:42,994
- By taking Linda to Hollywood?
2162
01:45:42,994 --> 01:45:44,069
- Yes, for this one screen test!
2163
01:45:44,069 --> 01:45:45,272
- Yeah, we know how that goes.
2164
01:45:45,272 --> 01:45:46,573
- Wait Jim, you had no idea about
2165
01:45:46,573 --> 01:45:47,656
the producers from Hollywood?
2166
01:45:47,656 --> 01:45:48,834
- What producers from Hollywood?
2167
01:45:48,834 --> 01:45:51,453
- The producers from Hollywood loved it!
2168
01:45:51,453 --> 01:45:55,773
Not only that, they wanna do
a picture about Holiday Inn!
2169
01:45:55,773 --> 01:45:58,034
The idea behind it, how it all works,
2170
01:45:58,034 --> 01:46:00,392
the special holiday songs, all of it!
2171
01:46:00,392 --> 01:46:01,452
- This is phenomenal!
- Yes!
2172
01:46:01,452 --> 01:46:03,794
Of course it's purely on
spec and far from foolproof,
2173
01:46:03,794 --> 01:46:05,976
but I've got goosebumps about this one
2174
01:46:05,976 --> 01:46:07,554
and I don't get goosebumps!
2175
01:46:07,554 --> 01:46:08,563
- When do they need us?
2176
01:46:08,563 --> 01:46:09,573
- Right away!
2177
01:46:09,573 --> 01:46:10,573
- I'm sorry!
2178
01:46:10,573 --> 01:46:13,373
The idea is not for sale.
2179
01:46:13,373 --> 01:46:14,673
- Maybe I haven't explained this properly.
2180
01:46:14,673 --> 01:46:19,613
They're going to pay you
for the rights, handsomely.
2181
01:46:19,613 --> 01:46:21,794
And they wanna use Ted
and Linda in the picture!
2182
01:46:21,794 --> 01:46:22,792
- I assumed as much.
2183
01:46:22,792 --> 01:46:24,152
Linda, is this what you wanna do?
2184
01:46:24,152 --> 01:46:25,991
- No, she wants to stay
here and teach school
2185
01:46:25,991 --> 01:46:27,533
to six kids in the middle of nowhere.
2186
01:46:27,533 --> 01:46:29,311
What do you think she wants to do?
2187
01:46:29,311 --> 01:46:30,993
- Alright Danny, let me
do my own thinking please.
2188
01:46:30,993 --> 01:46:31,992
- Sure.
2189
01:46:31,992 --> 01:46:33,511
Sure.
2190
01:46:33,511 --> 01:46:35,613
You're killin' me!
2191
01:46:35,613 --> 01:46:36,616
- I dunno.
2192
01:46:36,616 --> 01:46:38,616
I mean this is something I've
always wondered about, right?
2193
01:46:38,616 --> 01:46:39,752
- You'd be crazy to turn it down.
2194
01:46:39,752 --> 01:46:42,089
- Jim, opportunities like
this only come around
2195
01:46:42,089 --> 01:46:43,293
once in a lifetime.
2196
01:46:43,293 --> 01:46:44,793
- Yeah, where have I heard that before?
2197
01:46:44,793 --> 01:46:45,813
- Jim, I really think--
- Linda.
2198
01:46:45,813 --> 01:46:49,980
If it's your dream, then you
have to follow your heart.
2199
01:46:52,376 --> 01:46:54,034
Make the movie.
2200
01:46:54,034 --> 01:46:55,231
(elated screaming)
2201
01:46:55,231 --> 01:46:56,232
- Great!
2202
01:46:56,232 --> 01:46:57,791
I'll call TWA, you'll be
on a flight first thing
2203
01:46:57,791 --> 01:46:59,016
tomorrow morning.
2204
01:46:59,016 --> 01:47:00,114
First class!
2205
01:47:00,114 --> 01:47:02,056
Possibly, I haven't done the deal yet.
2206
01:47:02,056 --> 01:47:03,187
(audience laughing)
2207
01:47:03,187 --> 01:47:05,017
Come on, let's go,
they're dying to meet me!
2208
01:47:05,017 --> 01:47:05,850
(audience laughing)
2209
01:47:05,850 --> 01:47:08,838
- [Ted] How does my hair look?
2210
01:47:08,838 --> 01:47:09,902
- Hey, are you okay?
2211
01:47:09,902 --> 01:47:11,162
- Oh, I'm fine.
2212
01:47:11,162 --> 01:47:12,159
- Jim, I was just trying to help.
2213
01:47:12,159 --> 01:47:13,242
- I know Lou.
2214
01:47:14,159 --> 01:47:15,781
- Aren't you coming, Jim?
2215
01:47:15,781 --> 01:47:17,461
They're gonna wanna talk
to you about the music
2216
01:47:17,461 --> 01:47:18,543
and who knows the story of Holiday Inn
2217
01:47:18,543 --> 01:47:19,962
better than you do, huh?
2218
01:47:19,962 --> 01:47:21,359
- Well, they can have it all.
2219
01:47:21,359 --> 01:47:23,397
The story, the music, and you.
2220
01:47:23,397 --> 01:47:24,842
- What?
2221
01:47:24,842 --> 01:47:26,522
I thought you just said
we should make the movie.
2222
01:47:26,522 --> 01:47:29,503
- No, I said you should make it.
2223
01:47:29,503 --> 01:47:32,394
I thought we wanted the same things,
2224
01:47:32,394 --> 01:47:34,417
but obviously we don't.
2225
01:47:34,417 --> 01:47:35,675
- No, we do want the same things.
2226
01:47:35,675 --> 01:47:36,661
- No, we don't.
2227
01:47:36,661 --> 01:47:37,985
I want to stay here and you
want to go to Hollywood.
2228
01:47:37,985 --> 01:47:38,826
- Right but can't we both--
2229
01:47:38,826 --> 01:47:40,506
- I won't stand in your way but
I can't wait for you either.
2230
01:47:40,506 --> 01:47:41,654
I've made that mistake once before.
2231
01:47:41,654 --> 01:47:42,855
- Okay, then what if I
stay here and then we can--
2232
01:47:42,855 --> 01:47:46,411
- You'd resent missing
your shot at the big time.
2233
01:47:46,411 --> 01:47:48,494
No, Linda, you should go.
2234
01:47:49,584 --> 01:47:51,184
- Why are you doing this?
2235
01:47:51,184 --> 01:47:52,186
I thought that you wanted to start--
2236
01:47:52,186 --> 01:47:53,769
- I want you to go.
2237
01:47:56,906 --> 01:47:58,073
- Alright Jim.
2238
01:47:59,546 --> 01:48:02,046
If that's how you really feel.
2239
01:48:02,965 --> 01:48:05,798
Honestly I don't know what to say.
2240
01:48:06,645 --> 01:48:08,426
- Neither do I.
2241
01:48:08,426 --> 01:48:12,593
("Nothing More To Say
(reprise)" by Irving Berlin)
2242
01:48:18,825 --> 01:48:22,742
♫ Gone are the pretty speeches
2243
01:48:24,581 --> 01:48:28,748
♫ That you plan for your lucky day
2244
01:48:32,544 --> 01:48:36,711
♫ Funny when you're left
with nothing more to say
2245
01:48:42,565 --> 01:48:45,146
- [Announcer] Coming to you
live from the star-studded hills
2246
01:48:45,146 --> 01:48:47,226
of Hollywood, California.
2247
01:48:47,226 --> 01:48:51,504
The KRLA Thanksgiving
Extravaganza presents
2248
01:48:51,504 --> 01:48:55,450
Ted Hanover and his
new co-star Linda Mason
2249
01:48:55,450 --> 01:48:58,205
who are about to start
shooting their first picture,
2250
01:48:58,205 --> 01:49:00,811
Holiday Inn, for Universal.
2251
01:49:00,811 --> 01:49:03,478
(phone ringing)
2252
01:49:06,720 --> 01:49:07,786
- Holiday Inn.
2253
01:49:07,786 --> 01:49:09,264
(coughs)
2254
01:49:09,264 --> 01:49:13,584
No ma'am, sorry to say
there's no Thanksgiving show.
2255
01:49:13,584 --> 01:49:14,864
She wants to know if we're
having a Christmas show.
2256
01:49:14,864 --> 01:49:15,697
- No.
2257
01:49:15,697 --> 01:49:16,530
- No.
2258
01:49:16,530 --> 01:49:17,363
New Year's?
2259
01:49:17,363 --> 01:49:18,196
- No.
2260
01:49:18,196 --> 01:49:19,029
- No.
2261
01:49:21,290 --> 01:49:23,207
Are we closed for good?
2262
01:49:28,031 --> 01:49:28,864
- I dunno.
2263
01:49:31,327 --> 01:49:32,671
- No ma'am, we're not closed for good
2264
01:49:32,671 --> 01:49:35,908
but the renovations are
taking longer than we thought.
2265
01:49:35,908 --> 01:49:38,908
Uh huh, you too, happy Thanksgiving.
2266
01:49:39,906 --> 01:49:40,909
- What renovations?
2267
01:49:40,909 --> 01:49:42,325
- Yours.
2268
01:49:42,325 --> 01:49:43,530
(audience laughing)
2269
01:49:43,530 --> 01:49:45,544
Look around you.
2270
01:49:45,544 --> 01:49:47,823
You built this beautiful place.
2271
01:49:47,823 --> 01:49:51,567
You made a lot of people
happy, including me.
2272
01:49:51,567 --> 01:49:52,734
Including you.
2273
01:49:53,983 --> 01:49:55,063
You gotta get that back.
2274
01:49:55,063 --> 01:49:56,063
- No, it's over Louise.
2275
01:49:56,063 --> 01:49:57,066
I don't want to run this
place without Linda.
2276
01:49:57,066 --> 01:49:59,263
- And you shouldn't, you two
are supposed to be together.
2277
01:49:59,263 --> 01:50:00,266
- I know!
- Then tell her!
2278
01:50:00,266 --> 01:50:01,263
- I already did!
2279
01:50:01,263 --> 01:50:04,164
- No, you told her to leave!
2280
01:50:04,164 --> 01:50:06,401
Now she's acting out some
phony version of her life
2281
01:50:06,401 --> 01:50:07,903
for the cameras and she
should be right here
2282
01:50:07,903 --> 01:50:10,403
in Connecticut living
the real thing with you.
2283
01:50:10,403 --> 01:50:11,407
- No, it's too late.
2284
01:50:11,407 --> 01:50:12,407
- No, never.
2285
01:50:14,084 --> 01:50:16,143
You could melt her heart
right down to butter
2286
01:50:16,143 --> 01:50:18,783
if you just turn on the heat.
2287
01:50:18,783 --> 01:50:22,171
(audience laughing)
2288
01:50:22,171 --> 01:50:23,408
(bangs)
Go get her, Jim!
2289
01:50:23,408 --> 01:50:24,522
- But where would I even start?
2290
01:50:24,522 --> 01:50:26,687
(doorbell ringing)
2291
01:50:26,687 --> 01:50:27,763
- Funny you should ask.
2292
01:50:27,763 --> 01:50:29,983
(audience laughing)
2293
01:50:29,983 --> 01:50:33,061
- Special delivery for Mr. Hardy.
2294
01:50:33,061 --> 01:50:34,606
- One round trip ticket
to the city of angels
2295
01:50:34,606 --> 01:50:36,127
and a map of Hollywood.
2296
01:50:36,127 --> 01:50:37,583
- And I got you this bag of licorice.
2297
01:50:37,583 --> 01:50:39,167
Don't eat it all on the plane though,
2298
01:50:39,167 --> 01:50:41,005
it's Miss Mason's favorite.
2299
01:50:41,005 --> 01:50:42,767
- And here's a headshot of Veronica Lake.
2300
01:50:42,767 --> 01:50:44,106
If you happen to run into her
2301
01:50:44,106 --> 01:50:45,260
have her sign it to me personally.
2302
01:50:45,260 --> 01:50:46,093
(audience laughing)
2303
01:50:46,093 --> 01:50:49,510
Dear Louise, I love you always, Veronica.
2304
01:50:50,652 --> 01:50:53,932
- You really are a fix it man, aren't you?
2305
01:50:53,932 --> 01:50:55,415
- The best.
2306
01:50:55,415 --> 01:50:57,473
Now come on buster, let's get you packed.
2307
01:50:57,473 --> 01:50:59,617
You're on the next flight to Hollywood!
2308
01:50:59,617 --> 01:51:01,132
(bell ringing)
2309
01:51:01,132 --> 01:51:01,965
- [Man] Clear it out,
clear it out, clear it out,
2310
01:51:01,965 --> 01:51:04,122
quick quick quick quick please, thank you!
2311
01:51:04,122 --> 01:51:05,703
(shouting)
2312
01:51:05,703 --> 01:51:07,244
- [Man] Francis, where are my lights?
2313
01:51:07,244 --> 01:51:11,327
How am I supposed to make
a movie if I can't see?
2314
01:51:15,767 --> 01:51:18,530
Alright, everybody, quiet on set!
2315
01:51:18,530 --> 01:51:19,607
Close 'em up!
2316
01:51:19,607 --> 01:51:22,381
(bell ringing)
2317
01:51:22,381 --> 01:51:24,785
- Okay sweetie, I think
you've got the mood.
2318
01:51:24,785 --> 01:51:25,826
Remember the circumstances here.
2319
01:51:25,826 --> 01:51:27,426
Your Broadway attempt was a flop!
2320
01:51:27,426 --> 01:51:28,706
Your house is in foreclosure,
your father's dead.
2321
01:51:28,706 --> 01:51:31,570
Blah blah blah blah blah, let's go.
2322
01:51:31,570 --> 01:51:34,108
(audience laughing)
2323
01:51:34,108 --> 01:51:36,226
- Holiday Inn, scene four, take 17.
2324
01:51:36,226 --> 01:51:37,388
- Rolling.
- Speed.
2325
01:51:37,388 --> 01:51:39,367
- Snow machine.
(clapboard claps)
2326
01:51:39,367 --> 01:51:40,450
- And action!
2327
01:51:41,287 --> 01:51:42,908
(gentle music)
2328
01:51:42,908 --> 01:51:45,228
- It's a shame we're not open tonight.
2329
01:51:45,228 --> 01:51:48,108
Oh Christmas Eve would be a smash.
2330
01:51:48,108 --> 01:51:50,403
- Who says we're not a smash?
2331
01:51:50,403 --> 01:51:53,468
I have a new Christmas song
I just finished writing
2332
01:51:53,468 --> 01:51:54,610
the other night.
2333
01:51:54,610 --> 01:51:58,277
And baby, my leading
lady, she's right here.
2334
01:52:01,010 --> 01:52:02,144
- If you insist.
2335
01:52:02,144 --> 01:52:03,061
- I insist.
2336
01:52:04,348 --> 01:52:07,613
("White Christmas" by Irving Berlin)
2337
01:52:07,613 --> 01:52:11,780
♫ I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
2338
01:52:16,706 --> 01:52:18,306
- I'm sorry, can I have a moment?
2339
01:52:18,306 --> 01:52:19,330
- Cut, another moment honey,
2340
01:52:19,330 --> 01:52:21,544
this is your seventeenth moment today.
2341
01:52:21,544 --> 01:52:23,544
- I know, I am so sorry.
2342
01:52:25,893 --> 01:52:26,726
- Here.
2343
01:52:30,206 --> 01:52:31,208
Are you gonna be okay?
2344
01:52:31,208 --> 01:52:32,627
- No Ted, it's all wrong, it's not at all
2345
01:52:32,627 --> 01:52:33,624
how it happened.
2346
01:52:33,624 --> 01:52:34,682
- Nobody else is gonna know that.
2347
01:52:34,682 --> 01:52:35,688
- But I know it.
2348
01:52:35,688 --> 01:52:37,726
Jim was the one who started singing first.
2349
01:52:37,726 --> 01:52:38,728
I wasn't sure of myself.
2350
01:52:38,728 --> 01:52:39,764
- Hey hey hey.
2351
01:52:39,764 --> 01:52:43,827
They change the true story
for the movies all the time.
2352
01:52:43,827 --> 01:52:44,660
- I know.
2353
01:52:45,544 --> 01:52:49,166
I know, you're right,
let's try it again, huh?
2354
01:52:49,166 --> 01:52:50,916
- You sure?
- Mm hmm.
2355
01:52:52,686 --> 01:52:53,864
- We're good to go again guys.
2356
01:52:53,864 --> 01:52:55,806
- Alright, she's okay, again!
2357
01:52:55,806 --> 01:52:57,384
- [Boy] Wasn't she okay again before?
2358
01:52:57,384 --> 01:53:00,884
- Yes, but then she wasn't and now she is.
2359
01:53:01,807 --> 01:53:03,777
- I can hear you.
2360
01:53:03,777 --> 01:53:05,313
(audience laughing)
2361
01:53:05,313 --> 01:53:08,374
- Remember, if you cry the audience won't
2362
01:53:08,374 --> 01:53:10,316
so let's get into the scene
without getting all blubbery,
2363
01:53:10,316 --> 01:53:11,654
okay darling?
2364
01:53:11,654 --> 01:53:14,429
- Holiday Inn, scene four, take eighteen.
2365
01:53:14,429 --> 01:53:15,414
- Rolling.
- Speed.
2366
01:53:15,414 --> 01:53:17,937
- Snow machine.
(clapboard claps)
2367
01:53:17,937 --> 01:53:19,574
- And action!
2368
01:53:19,574 --> 01:53:21,935
(gentle music)
2369
01:53:21,935 --> 01:53:24,209
- It's a shame we're not open tonight.
2370
01:53:24,209 --> 01:53:26,673
Christmas Eve would be a smash.
2371
01:53:26,673 --> 01:53:28,854
- Who says we're not a smash?
2372
01:53:28,854 --> 01:53:30,668
I have a new Christmas song
2373
01:53:30,668 --> 01:53:33,095
I just finished writing the other night.
2374
01:53:33,095 --> 01:53:36,762
And baby, my leading
lady, she's right here.
2375
01:53:40,817 --> 01:53:41,814
- If you insist.
2376
01:53:41,814 --> 01:53:42,731
- I insist.
2377
01:53:44,374 --> 01:53:46,072
(audience laughing)
2378
01:53:46,072 --> 01:53:50,239
♫ I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
2379
01:53:53,873 --> 01:53:58,040
♫ Just like the ones I used to know
2380
01:54:00,173 --> 01:54:04,340
♫ Where the treetops glisten
and children listen to hear
2381
01:54:08,635 --> 01:54:12,802
- Who is that?
♫ Sleigh bells in the snow
2382
01:54:14,454 --> 01:54:15,287
- Cut!
2383
01:54:16,673 --> 01:54:19,414
(audience laughing)
2384
01:54:19,414 --> 01:54:21,164
Who the hell is this?
2385
01:54:22,095 --> 01:54:23,271
- It's Jim.
2386
01:54:23,271 --> 01:54:24,272
- What are you talking about?
2387
01:54:24,272 --> 01:54:25,675
He's not Jim, he's Jim.
2388
01:54:25,675 --> 01:54:29,551
- This is a guest, a visitor,
and he was just leaving.
2389
01:54:29,551 --> 01:54:30,556
- No he wasn't.
2390
01:54:30,556 --> 01:54:31,553
(shouting)
2391
01:54:31,553 --> 01:54:33,414
- Alright folks, let's
take an early lunch.
2392
01:54:33,414 --> 01:54:37,081
Clear it out.
(bell ringing)
2393
01:54:37,996 --> 01:54:39,137
- What are you doing here?
2394
01:54:39,137 --> 01:54:40,513
I thought you wanted me out of your life.
2395
01:54:40,513 --> 01:54:41,346
- No.
2396
01:54:42,236 --> 01:54:43,736
Just the opposite.
2397
01:54:45,756 --> 01:54:47,994
I'm sorry this took me so long.
2398
01:54:47,994 --> 01:54:48,998
I should have asked you the night
2399
01:54:48,998 --> 01:54:50,337
the Hollywood producers were there.
2400
01:54:50,337 --> 01:54:51,660
- Or before that.
2401
01:54:51,660 --> 01:54:54,348
(audience laughing)
2402
01:54:54,348 --> 01:54:55,516
- I am fully prepared to stay here
2403
01:54:55,516 --> 01:54:57,116
for the entire film
shoot, even if it means
2404
01:54:57,116 --> 01:54:59,077
I have to become an errand boy.
2405
01:54:59,077 --> 01:55:02,577
I will move here, if that's what you want.
2406
01:55:03,635 --> 01:55:04,635
- Move here?
2407
01:55:05,500 --> 01:55:06,750
I hate it here.
2408
01:55:11,878 --> 01:55:13,045
- Linda Mason.
2409
01:55:15,836 --> 01:55:17,336
Will you marry me?
2410
01:55:18,316 --> 01:55:19,537
- Yes.
2411
01:55:19,537 --> 01:55:20,540
- Yes?
- Yes.
2412
01:55:20,540 --> 01:55:21,537
- She said yes!
2413
01:55:21,537 --> 01:55:23,503
- Yes, now kiss me already.
2414
01:55:23,503 --> 01:55:25,763
- But what about the picture?
2415
01:55:25,763 --> 01:55:27,166
You can't just up and leave,
2416
01:55:27,166 --> 01:55:29,443
we've barely started shooting!
2417
01:55:29,443 --> 01:55:32,065
- Good, then it won't be too
much trouble to replace me.
2418
01:55:32,065 --> 01:55:33,785
- You say that like it
won't be too much trouble.
2419
01:55:33,785 --> 01:55:35,784
May I remind you you have a contract--
2420
01:55:35,784 --> 01:55:36,617
- Danny.
2421
01:55:39,363 --> 01:55:40,846
It's just paper.
2422
01:55:40,846 --> 01:55:42,679
- So is money.
- Danny.
2423
01:55:44,643 --> 01:55:45,476
Hey.
2424
01:55:46,387 --> 01:55:50,766
Every now and then, it's
a good idea to pause
2425
01:55:50,766 --> 01:55:53,933
in our pursuit of happiness to just...
2426
01:55:57,267 --> 01:55:58,100
Be happy.
2427
01:56:00,664 --> 01:56:02,164
Let's go, boychik.
2428
01:56:03,561 --> 01:56:05,187
- [Danny] Is she really
walking out on this?
2429
01:56:05,187 --> 01:56:07,006
(audience laughing)
2430
01:56:07,006 --> 01:56:08,387
- Yes I am.
2431
01:56:08,387 --> 01:56:09,683
I'm going home.
2432
01:56:09,683 --> 01:56:11,166
To my real home.
2433
01:56:11,166 --> 01:56:13,006
To Holiday Inn.
2434
01:56:13,006 --> 01:56:15,589
(upbeat music)
2435
01:56:19,624 --> 01:56:22,483
(applauding)
2436
01:56:22,483 --> 01:56:25,150
(fanfare music)
2437
01:56:31,721 --> 01:56:34,471
(dramatic music)
2438
01:56:45,363 --> 01:56:47,682
- It's a shame we're not open tonight.
2439
01:56:47,682 --> 01:56:49,843
Christmas Eve would be a smash.
2440
01:56:49,843 --> 01:56:52,547
- Oh, who says we're not a smash?
2441
01:56:52,547 --> 01:56:55,443
I have a new Christmas song
I just finished writing
2442
01:56:55,443 --> 01:56:56,584
the other night.
2443
01:56:56,584 --> 01:57:00,251
And baby, my leading
lady, she's right here.
2444
01:57:02,958 --> 01:57:04,446
- If you insist.
2445
01:57:04,446 --> 01:57:05,363
- I insist.
2446
01:57:08,623 --> 01:57:12,163
(audience laughing)
2447
01:57:12,163 --> 01:57:13,963
(applauding)
2448
01:57:13,963 --> 01:57:17,630
("Finale" by Irving Berlin)
2449
01:57:24,243 --> 01:57:26,504
♫ Steppin' out with my baby
2450
01:57:26,504 --> 01:57:28,846
♫ Can't go wrong 'cause I'm in right
2451
01:57:28,846 --> 01:57:31,507
♫ Ask me when will the day be
2452
01:57:31,507 --> 01:57:35,257
♫ The big day may be tonight
2453
01:57:47,166 --> 01:57:49,119
♫ Here she comes down the street
2454
01:57:49,119 --> 01:57:51,491
♫ I'll admit my defeat
2455
01:57:51,491 --> 01:57:53,918
♫ I won my hot toddy
2456
01:57:53,918 --> 01:57:56,504
♫ Over my scarred body
2457
01:57:56,504 --> 01:58:00,337
♫ I knew that I'd win singing
2458
01:58:03,624 --> 01:58:07,104
♫ Just wait until she gets
a load of your dancing
2459
01:58:07,104 --> 01:58:08,765
(audience laughing)
2460
01:58:08,765 --> 01:58:12,765
♫ We'll stay at the inn singing
2461
01:58:15,921 --> 01:58:20,020
♫ All by myself I'll have
to stick to my dancing
2462
01:58:20,020 --> 01:58:21,025
- [Lila] Yoohoo!
2463
01:58:21,025 --> 01:58:22,044
♫ Oh no my friend
2464
01:58:22,044 --> 01:58:23,086
♫ I'm here to end
2465
01:58:23,086 --> 01:58:25,546
♫ Your dancing trouble and strife
2466
01:58:25,546 --> 01:58:27,779
♫ This will be fun miss hit and run
2467
01:58:27,779 --> 01:58:30,627
♫ Has come back into my life
2468
01:58:30,627 --> 01:58:32,422
♫ You made it
2469
01:58:32,422 --> 01:58:33,827
♫ Straight from the red carpet
2470
01:58:33,827 --> 01:58:36,577
- Special delivery for Mr. Hardy.
2471
01:58:37,827 --> 01:58:39,006
- You know what Charlie?
2472
01:58:39,006 --> 01:58:40,483
You're alright.
2473
01:58:40,483 --> 01:58:41,683
You can stick around.
2474
01:58:41,683 --> 01:58:44,124
- I know, in a few years
you'll be working for me.
2475
01:58:44,124 --> 01:58:46,547
(audience laughing)
2476
01:58:46,547 --> 01:58:48,147
- What do you say, kids?
2477
01:58:48,147 --> 01:58:51,763
There's no bigger holiday than a wedding.
2478
01:58:51,763 --> 01:58:53,443
♫ Heaven
2479
01:58:53,443 --> 01:58:54,446
♫ Heaven
2480
01:58:54,446 --> 01:58:55,454
♫ I'm in Heaven
2481
01:58:55,454 --> 01:58:56,926
♫ I'm in Heaven
2482
01:58:56,926 --> 01:59:01,093
♫ And my heart beats so
that I can hardly speak
2483
01:59:03,807 --> 01:59:07,726
- Mr. Hardy, we have a lot to live up to.
2484
01:59:07,726 --> 01:59:09,806
- How do you mean?
2485
01:59:09,806 --> 01:59:12,024
- Our Hollywood alter egos.
2486
01:59:12,024 --> 01:59:13,763
Pretty glamorous.
2487
01:59:13,763 --> 01:59:16,803
(audience laughing)
2488
01:59:16,803 --> 01:59:20,414
- Mrs. Hardy, I prefer the real thing.
2489
01:59:20,414 --> 01:59:24,581
♫ When we're out together
dancing cheek to cheek
2490
01:59:28,366 --> 01:59:30,116
♫ Ah
2491
01:59:40,627 --> 01:59:44,127
(cheering and applauding)
2492
01:59:46,067 --> 01:59:49,567
(upbeat orchestral score)
2493
01:59:52,083 --> 01:59:55,583
(cheering and applauding)
2494
02:00:07,489 --> 02:00:10,989
(cheering and applauding)
2495
02:00:14,007 --> 02:00:17,507
(cheering and applauding)
2496
02:00:19,280 --> 02:00:22,780
(cheering and applauding)
2497
02:00:27,334 --> 02:00:30,834
(cheering and applauding)
2498
02:00:58,758 --> 02:01:02,341
♫ Then come to Holiday Inn
2499
02:01:06,309 --> 02:01:09,809
(cheering and applauding)
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