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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,103 --> 00:00:10,313 - Previously, on "Twenties"... 2 00:00:10,379 --> 00:00:11,209 - What you getting into tonight? 3 00:00:11,275 --> 00:00:12,445 - You trying to link? 4 00:00:12,517 --> 00:00:13,857 - No, I'm just curious what you doing. 5 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:15,381 - I'll keep you posted. 6 00:00:15,448 --> 00:00:16,548 - You do that. 7 00:00:16,620 --> 00:00:18,410 - The audition was awful. 8 00:00:18,482 --> 00:00:20,032 - You just have to go really hard 9 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:21,903 and be super committed to the craft. 10 00:00:21,965 --> 00:00:24,305 You'll get there. - I receive that. 11 00:00:24,379 --> 00:00:25,659 - You know, you guys are lucky to have her. 12 00:00:25,724 --> 00:00:27,144 - You are preaching to the choir. 13 00:00:27,206 --> 00:00:29,066 - I'll be in touch. - I basically told him 14 00:00:29,137 --> 00:00:30,337 that if he wants to work with me 15 00:00:30,413 --> 00:00:32,283 he needs to earn it. - What do you mean, you? 16 00:00:32,344 --> 00:00:34,284 - I'm sure if he signs with us, I'll be his day-to-day. 17 00:00:34,344 --> 00:00:37,214 - Relax. I'm still your boss. - For now. 18 00:00:38,965 --> 00:00:42,685 [dramatic orchestral music] 19 00:00:42,758 --> 00:00:46,028 - Here we see a Todd in his natural habitat. 20 00:00:46,103 --> 00:00:48,173 You can have a Todd sighting anywhere 21 00:00:48,241 --> 00:00:50,721 because Todds believe they belong everywhere. 22 00:00:50,793 --> 00:00:52,973 - The Todd species is not to be confused 23 00:00:53,034 --> 00:00:54,694 with a Michael or a Jeff. 24 00:00:54,758 --> 00:00:57,408 - Jeff is such a nice guy. - Jeff is mad cool. 25 00:00:57,482 --> 00:01:00,002 - I dated a Jeff once or twice. 26 00:01:00,068 --> 00:01:01,338 - A Todd is a guy who thinks 27 00:01:01,413 --> 00:01:03,313 his mediocre ideas are brilliant, 28 00:01:03,379 --> 00:01:05,339 and he somehow manages to convince other people 29 00:01:05,413 --> 00:01:07,173 that his basic ass is a genius. 30 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:13,761 ♪ ♪ 31 00:01:13,827 --> 00:01:15,757 - A Todd is a guy who walks into any room 32 00:01:15,827 --> 00:01:17,277 like his ancestors have owned it 33 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:19,004 for hundreds of years. 34 00:01:19,068 --> 00:01:21,098 And, yeah, they probably have. 35 00:01:21,172 --> 00:01:22,762 But that's not a good thing. 36 00:01:22,827 --> 00:01:27,517 ♪ ♪ 37 00:01:27,586 --> 00:01:28,926 - Todds take up so much space, 38 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,900 they don't leave no room for the rest of us. 39 00:01:30,965 --> 00:01:33,205 And we stay letting them get away with this shit. 40 00:01:33,275 --> 00:01:35,585 ♪ ♪ 41 00:01:35,655 --> 00:01:37,445 Back in the day, there used to be a law 42 00:01:37,517 --> 00:01:39,277 that said you had to step off the sidewalk 43 00:01:39,344 --> 00:01:40,834 when you saw a Todd walking by. 44 00:01:40,896 --> 00:01:45,926 ♪ ♪ 45 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,790 - Good morning. 46 00:01:48,862 --> 00:01:50,762 [slurping] 47 00:01:50,827 --> 00:01:52,377 - Mm. 48 00:01:52,448 --> 00:01:53,828 [slurping] 49 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:54,996 - Do you have to do that? 50 00:01:55,068 --> 00:01:56,858 - Mm--yep. 51 00:01:56,931 --> 00:01:59,031 All the vitamins and nutrients are at the bottom. 52 00:01:59,103 --> 00:02:00,453 - All right, ladies. I have to go to class. 53 00:02:00,517 --> 00:02:02,477 - I gotta go to work. - Yeah, me too. 54 00:02:02,551 --> 00:02:05,141 - I'll wish you ladies a Todd-free day. 55 00:02:05,206 --> 00:02:06,206 [laughter] 56 00:02:06,275 --> 00:02:07,615 ["OMG" by Sampa the Great] 57 00:02:07,689 --> 00:02:09,209 - ♪ Flow ♪ - ♪ Oh, my gosh ♪ 58 00:02:09,275 --> 00:02:10,785 - ♪ Where man go? ♪ - ♪ Oh, my gosh ♪ 59 00:02:10,862 --> 00:02:12,412 - ♪ If a man see me ♪ - ♪ Oh, my gosh ♪ 60 00:02:12,482 --> 00:02:13,662 - ♪ I guess you never know what you got till it's ♪ 61 00:02:13,724 --> 00:02:15,074 - [inhales] 62 00:02:15,137 --> 00:02:19,787 Improv is the key to a happy life. 63 00:02:19,862 --> 00:02:23,832 Because with improv, you have to say, "Yes, and..." 64 00:02:23,896 --> 00:02:26,236 Now, you shouldn't just be saying, "Yes, and..." in here. 65 00:02:26,310 --> 00:02:29,760 You should say it out there as well. 66 00:02:29,827 --> 00:02:33,277 Otherwise, you will end up a divorced, middle-aged man 67 00:02:33,344 --> 00:02:36,624 who lives in a studio apartment and teaches acting 68 00:02:36,689 --> 00:02:38,339 to a bunch of people that don't... 69 00:02:38,413 --> 00:02:39,553 have that much potential. 70 00:02:39,620 --> 00:02:40,790 - [man coughs] 71 00:02:40,862 --> 00:02:43,592 - Now, everyone, I want you to say "yes" 72 00:02:43,655 --> 00:02:45,585 as loud as you can. 73 00:02:45,655 --> 00:02:50,135 all: Yes! - Yes! 74 00:02:50,206 --> 00:02:51,476 - Good. And now, class, 75 00:02:51,551 --> 00:02:54,411 you will tell our two actors who they are 76 00:02:54,482 --> 00:02:55,692 and what they're doing. 77 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:59,548 And actors, you will say, "Yes, and..." 78 00:02:59,620 --> 00:03:01,520 Take your pick. - Boyfriend and girlfriend. 79 00:03:01,586 --> 00:03:03,066 - Yes! Good. 80 00:03:03,137 --> 00:03:05,757 Uh, and now, where are they? 81 00:03:05,827 --> 00:03:07,517 And let's give 'em some detail to work with. 82 00:03:07,586 --> 00:03:10,066 - A dark alley during a zombie apocalypse. 83 00:03:10,137 --> 00:03:12,477 - Good. Now... 84 00:03:15,172 --> 00:03:17,662 Begin scene. 85 00:03:17,724 --> 00:03:19,314 - I can't believe we're in a dark alley 86 00:03:19,379 --> 00:03:22,099 during a zombie apocalypse. - Here, lean on me. 87 00:03:22,172 --> 00:03:24,312 I saw you twist your ankle when we were running away. 88 00:03:24,379 --> 00:03:25,759 - Oh, my God, you're bleeding. 89 00:03:25,827 --> 00:03:27,067 - Ahh! 90 00:03:27,137 --> 00:03:30,717 Uh, yes, and when we jumped out of the window, 91 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:32,103 I fell into some glass. 92 00:03:32,172 --> 00:03:34,552 I'll be okay. Everything will be okay. 93 00:03:34,620 --> 00:03:36,660 - There's nothing we can't get through together. 94 00:03:36,724 --> 00:03:38,244 - You're right. 95 00:03:38,310 --> 00:03:39,620 We got through that time 96 00:03:39,689 --> 00:03:41,929 you called me by your ex-girlfriend's name 97 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,690 during sex. - [laughter] 98 00:03:43,758 --> 00:03:46,028 We got through that time you tried to set up 99 00:03:46,103 --> 00:03:47,243 a surprise threesome. 100 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:48,590 [laughter] 101 00:03:48,655 --> 00:03:50,375 The time you forgot our anniversary. 102 00:03:50,448 --> 00:03:53,688 - Wow. I'm an asshole. 103 00:03:53,758 --> 00:03:56,408 - Yes. Yes, you are. 104 00:03:56,482 --> 00:03:57,522 Can you hop away from me? 105 00:03:57,586 --> 00:03:58,786 Because I don't wanna spend 106 00:03:58,862 --> 00:04:00,142 my last moments on this Earth near you. 107 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:03,616 [laughter] 108 00:04:03,689 --> 00:04:05,379 - And, scene. 109 00:04:05,448 --> 00:04:09,338 Class, this is what happens when you say yes. 110 00:04:09,413 --> 00:04:10,833 [applause] 111 00:04:10,896 --> 00:04:12,786 - That was really good. - Thank you. 112 00:04:12,862 --> 00:04:15,072 - And-- 113 00:04:15,137 --> 00:04:16,407 And now you gotta get out of here 114 00:04:16,482 --> 00:04:18,552 before my next class comes in, okay? 115 00:04:18,620 --> 00:04:20,210 Do it quickly. 116 00:04:20,275 --> 00:04:21,445 Nia. 117 00:04:21,517 --> 00:04:25,167 You...are so talented. 118 00:04:25,241 --> 00:04:26,381 - Thank you. 119 00:04:26,448 --> 00:04:28,448 - Yeah, you've really grown a lot 120 00:04:28,517 --> 00:04:29,827 since you've been coming to class. 121 00:04:29,896 --> 00:04:31,856 You're good. 122 00:04:31,931 --> 00:04:35,001 - Do you think I'm good enough to get an agent? 123 00:04:35,068 --> 00:04:36,828 - Uh, sure. - I'm, uh, 124 00:04:36,896 --> 00:04:39,026 I'm a little nervous about the showcase. 125 00:04:39,103 --> 00:04:40,763 - [laughs] Don't worry about that. 126 00:04:40,827 --> 00:04:43,337 The big agents, they never come to these things. 127 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:45,343 Only their assistants. Yeah. 128 00:04:45,413 --> 00:04:46,663 Don't worry about the audience, 129 00:04:46,724 --> 00:04:48,664 you just dance like nobody's watching. 130 00:04:48,724 --> 00:04:51,004 You just get out there, and you have fun. 131 00:04:51,068 --> 00:04:52,998 You're good. 132 00:04:53,068 --> 00:04:54,758 Enough. See you next week. 133 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:58,137 - ♪ I wanna feel the joy, the magic of it all ♪ 134 00:04:58,206 --> 00:05:01,066 ♪ Ooh, baby ♪ 135 00:05:01,137 --> 00:05:03,307 ♪ ♪ 136 00:05:03,379 --> 00:05:04,829 [phone chimes] 137 00:05:07,275 --> 00:05:10,205 [dramatic music] 138 00:05:10,275 --> 00:05:15,405 ♪ ♪ 139 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,832 - Ben got the promotion. 140 00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:22,756 Ben got the promotion. 141 00:05:28,551 --> 00:05:31,521 - What are you thinking? 142 00:05:31,586 --> 00:05:33,236 - I'm not good enough. 143 00:05:34,931 --> 00:05:37,381 - I figured that's what you were thinking. 144 00:05:37,448 --> 00:05:39,238 Then why did you ask me? 145 00:05:39,310 --> 00:05:41,170 - Because I want you to know it's not true. 146 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:42,791 - Yes, it is. - No. It just means 147 00:05:42,862 --> 00:05:44,482 that you work at a place that doesn't value 148 00:05:44,551 --> 00:05:45,721 what you bring to the table. 149 00:05:45,793 --> 00:05:47,243 - That doesn't make me feel better. 150 00:05:47,310 --> 00:05:49,480 - Well, it's not supposed to. 151 00:05:49,551 --> 00:05:52,281 - It's your job to make me feel better. 152 00:05:52,344 --> 00:05:55,524 - No, it's my job to tell you the truth. 153 00:06:02,620 --> 00:06:04,520 And the truth is... 154 00:06:06,551 --> 00:06:10,411 This business isn't fair. 155 00:06:10,482 --> 00:06:12,522 It was never meant to be. 156 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,000 This industry will always be frustrating for us. 157 00:06:18,068 --> 00:06:21,828 That's not gonna stop us from pursuing our dreams. 158 00:06:21,896 --> 00:06:23,476 - What if I quit? 159 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:25,101 - You're not gonna quit. 160 00:06:25,172 --> 00:06:27,522 - Of course I'm not gonna quit because I am not a quitter. 161 00:06:27,586 --> 00:06:29,826 - Nope. - I am a warrior. 162 00:06:29,896 --> 00:06:31,786 - Damn right. 163 00:06:33,448 --> 00:06:34,758 Don't do that. - What? 164 00:06:34,827 --> 00:06:36,897 - Acting like it doesn't hurt. 165 00:06:36,965 --> 00:06:39,585 [somber music] 166 00:06:39,655 --> 00:06:40,895 It's okay to be disappointed. 167 00:06:40,965 --> 00:06:43,335 - [voice breaking] I know that. 168 00:06:43,413 --> 00:06:45,483 [sobs] 169 00:06:45,551 --> 00:06:46,381 - I just wanna remind you. - I know that. 170 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:48,168 - I know. 171 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:55,341 ♪ ♪ 172 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:08,410 ♪ ♪ 173 00:07:08,482 --> 00:07:10,722 - To Ben! all: To Ben! 174 00:07:10,793 --> 00:07:11,793 To Ben! 175 00:07:11,862 --> 00:07:14,762 ["Wonder Woman" by Lion Babe] 176 00:07:14,827 --> 00:07:19,277 - ♪ Go ♪ - ♪ Whoa, oh, whoa, oh ♪ 177 00:07:19,344 --> 00:07:22,594 - ♪ I'm feelin' funny ♪ 178 00:07:22,655 --> 00:07:25,305 ♪ Feelin' high ♪ 179 00:07:25,379 --> 00:07:28,549 ♪ They lookin' at me ♪ 180 00:07:28,620 --> 00:07:31,340 ♪ I don't mind ♪ 181 00:07:31,413 --> 00:07:34,453 ♪ Now it is easy ♪ 182 00:07:34,517 --> 00:07:36,307 ♪ To walk on by ♪ 183 00:07:36,379 --> 00:07:38,479 ♪ ♪ 184 00:07:38,551 --> 00:07:40,521 ♪ I don't want what you got ♪ 185 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:42,856 ♪ So you better move along ♪ 186 00:07:42,931 --> 00:07:49,001 ♪ ♪ 187 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:51,238 - How's the writing going? 188 00:07:51,310 --> 00:07:53,480 - Not too well. 189 00:07:53,551 --> 00:07:55,451 I just got a lot on my mind. 190 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:57,237 Kinda hard to focus. 191 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,520 - What you writing about? - Love. 192 00:07:59,586 --> 00:08:01,756 - No wonder you can't focus. It's a little vague. 193 00:08:01,827 --> 00:08:04,587 What kinda love? - What do you mean? 194 00:08:04,655 --> 00:08:07,475 - Is it about a romantic love? A friendly love? 195 00:08:07,551 --> 00:08:08,831 A familial love? 196 00:08:08,896 --> 00:08:12,516 Or is it about an unrequited love? 197 00:08:12,586 --> 00:08:15,656 - Most of my love has been unrequited. 198 00:08:15,724 --> 00:08:17,554 - Ditto. [both laugh] 199 00:08:17,620 --> 00:08:19,690 So which one is it? 200 00:08:23,344 --> 00:08:24,764 - I guess it's a complicated love 201 00:08:24,827 --> 00:08:27,237 where no one really knows what they want. 202 00:08:27,310 --> 00:08:28,520 Or they do know what they want, 203 00:08:28,586 --> 00:08:30,336 but they're too scared to say it. 204 00:08:30,413 --> 00:08:31,663 So everybody just goes through life 205 00:08:31,724 --> 00:08:33,524 not saying anything and... 206 00:08:33,586 --> 00:08:35,546 spending all of eternity with the wrong person. 207 00:08:35,620 --> 00:08:37,170 - Ah, that's deep. 208 00:08:37,241 --> 00:08:39,241 - I know. 209 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,140 - What's the love interest like? 210 00:08:41,206 --> 00:08:42,786 - Vintage Eartha Kitt. 211 00:08:42,862 --> 00:08:44,522 - You think Eartha Kitt would be into you? 212 00:08:44,586 --> 00:08:46,306 - Hell yeah. - Please. 213 00:08:46,379 --> 00:08:49,479 Vintage Eartha Kitt would chew you up and spit you out. 214 00:08:49,551 --> 00:08:50,971 - And I would enjoy every second of it. 215 00:08:51,034 --> 00:08:52,524 [both laugh] 216 00:08:52,586 --> 00:08:54,716 - What a nice surprise. 217 00:08:58,241 --> 00:09:00,971 - Uh-- - Hey. 218 00:09:04,551 --> 00:09:07,211 This is Connor. - Good to meet you. 219 00:09:07,275 --> 00:09:08,405 [slapping hands] - What's up? 220 00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:10,792 - Cool, cool, cool. - [clears throat] 221 00:09:12,137 --> 00:09:14,587 - Hi. I'm Lorraine. - I'm Idina. 222 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,585 - Yeah, she works here. 223 00:09:16,655 --> 00:09:18,615 We don't know each other like that. 224 00:09:18,689 --> 00:09:21,169 - Well, it's nice to meet you. 225 00:09:21,241 --> 00:09:23,621 I'll see you soon. 226 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:30,789 ♪ ♪ 227 00:09:34,724 --> 00:09:36,414 - We don't know each other like that? 228 00:09:36,482 --> 00:09:38,592 - We don't. 229 00:09:40,586 --> 00:09:42,546 - Bye, Hattie. 230 00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:45,100 - What? What did I do? 231 00:09:48,344 --> 00:09:53,484 - ♪ I don't, I don't, I don't need you ♪ 232 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:57,621 ♪ I just, I just want you ♪ 233 00:09:57,689 --> 00:10:01,239 ♪ Ooh ♪ 234 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:03,030 - [sighs] 235 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,003 - I thought you said agents didn't come to these things. 236 00:10:05,068 --> 00:10:07,168 - I know. I think they got forced to. 237 00:10:07,241 --> 00:10:09,931 You know, for inclusion or Me Too stuff. 238 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,480 You know how it is. Let's just have fun. Don't-- 239 00:10:12,551 --> 00:10:15,001 Don't--don't blow this for me, okay? 240 00:10:15,068 --> 00:10:17,208 - Yeah. 241 00:10:17,275 --> 00:10:18,445 - Um, I would just like 242 00:10:18,517 --> 00:10:20,927 to thank our guests again for coming. 243 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,830 You know, tonight, we're gonna switch it up a little. 244 00:10:22,896 --> 00:10:25,756 Your scene partner will tell you who you are, 245 00:10:25,827 --> 00:10:28,447 where you are, and what you're doing. 246 00:10:28,517 --> 00:10:29,857 Which one of you wants to go first? 247 00:10:29,931 --> 00:10:33,171 - We're co-workers at an office supply store, 248 00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:34,831 uh, stacking shelves. 249 00:10:34,896 --> 00:10:36,376 - Okay. - Okay. 250 00:10:36,448 --> 00:10:37,858 - And you just got a new weave. 251 00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:40,001 - Yes. - And all she can talk about 252 00:10:40,068 --> 00:10:41,928 is this new weave. 253 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,620 - Okay. 254 00:10:44,689 --> 00:10:49,479 And...begin scene. 255 00:10:49,551 --> 00:10:51,141 - Hey, you look different. 256 00:10:51,206 --> 00:10:53,066 I just can't put my finger on what it is. 257 00:10:53,137 --> 00:10:55,857 - What do you mean? - Did you change your hair? 258 00:10:55,931 --> 00:10:59,101 - Yes. Apparently I got a weave. 259 00:11:01,793 --> 00:11:04,903 [low whooshing] 260 00:11:08,758 --> 00:11:12,238 - Jesus may have saved my soul, but this weave saved my life. 261 00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:14,720 [laughs] Like, yesterday, I was sitting up in the house, 262 00:11:14,793 --> 00:11:15,833 and my weave was like, "Bitch." 263 00:11:15,896 --> 00:11:17,616 And I was like, uh, uh, yes, weave. 264 00:11:17,689 --> 00:11:19,169 And my weave was like, "Bitch! 265 00:11:19,241 --> 00:11:21,141 You better take that chicken out the freezer for dinner." 266 00:11:21,206 --> 00:11:22,476 - That was a good save, 267 00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:23,761 because what were your five kids gonna eat? 268 00:11:23,827 --> 00:11:25,097 - And you know they all have different daddies. 269 00:11:25,172 --> 00:11:26,932 - DeMarcus, my favorite of the baby daddies. 270 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,930 [laughter] - Mine too! 271 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,550 Not only because he pays his child support on time, 272 00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:33,720 but he always gives me that good D whenever I need it. 273 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,413 Ah-ha! - Oh, wow. 274 00:11:35,482 --> 00:11:36,792 [crowd clamoring] - Do you think 275 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:39,412 I could ask your weave, Marquesha, a question? 276 00:11:39,482 --> 00:11:41,382 - Sure, but she only talks to me. 277 00:11:41,448 --> 00:11:43,618 - Weave, should I make love to a black woman? 278 00:11:43,689 --> 00:11:46,029 [laughter] 279 00:11:46,103 --> 00:11:49,723 [whispering] 280 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:52,793 [both laughing] 281 00:11:52,862 --> 00:11:53,862 - My weave said you're not worthy 282 00:11:53,931 --> 00:11:55,241 of being inside a black woman. 283 00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:58,590 [laughter] 284 00:11:58,655 --> 00:12:00,305 - And scene. 285 00:12:00,379 --> 00:12:02,379 Yeah! All right. 286 00:12:02,448 --> 00:12:04,928 [applause] 287 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,100 [somber piano music] 288 00:12:08,172 --> 00:12:12,212 ♪ ♪ 289 00:12:15,241 --> 00:12:16,381 [all breathing heavily] 290 00:12:16,448 --> 00:12:17,998 - As you reflect on your practice today, 291 00:12:18,068 --> 00:12:19,828 remember how you are on the mat 292 00:12:19,896 --> 00:12:22,136 is how you are off the mat. 293 00:12:22,206 --> 00:12:24,096 Everyone can't be good at everything. 294 00:12:24,172 --> 00:12:26,072 Maybe there are things you should just let go of 295 00:12:26,137 --> 00:12:27,757 because they aren't meant for you. 296 00:12:27,827 --> 00:12:29,377 Some of you will never be good at inversions. 297 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:30,998 You can hardly do Child's Pose. 298 00:12:31,068 --> 00:12:35,968 ♪ ♪ 299 00:12:36,034 --> 00:12:37,594 Namaste. 300 00:12:37,655 --> 00:12:39,715 ♪ ♪ 301 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:42,073 all: Namaste. 302 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:45,687 ♪ ♪ 303 00:12:45,758 --> 00:12:47,588 - Really liked your class. 304 00:12:47,655 --> 00:12:49,095 - I'm glad you enjoyed it. 305 00:12:49,172 --> 00:12:50,902 - I see you got the Oshun candle burning. 306 00:12:50,965 --> 00:12:52,825 - What you know about the Oshun candle? 307 00:12:52,896 --> 00:12:55,516 - I know that it represents beauty and sensuality. 308 00:12:55,586 --> 00:12:57,406 My dad's Nigerian. 309 00:12:57,482 --> 00:12:59,282 - Oh, I didn't know that. 310 00:12:59,344 --> 00:13:02,074 - Ah--I just wanted to say 311 00:13:02,137 --> 00:13:04,897 I'm not an Uncle Tom, I'm just competitive. 312 00:13:04,965 --> 00:13:06,515 - Nobody thinks you're an Uncle Tom. 313 00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:07,996 - I see how y'all look at me. 314 00:13:08,068 --> 00:13:09,548 I'm always hanging around my white boss, 315 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:11,660 and y'all feel some type of way about my white girlfriend. 316 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,414 - Becky? - Her name's Lauren. 317 00:13:13,482 --> 00:13:16,692 - To be honest, I don't really think of you at all. 318 00:13:16,758 --> 00:13:18,968 - I think of you often. 319 00:13:19,034 --> 00:13:20,694 - Is that right? - Yeah. 320 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:24,338 I know you're getting back into acting, and I wanna help. 321 00:13:24,413 --> 00:13:25,483 - How are you gonna help me? 322 00:13:25,551 --> 00:13:26,761 - I just got a promotion. 323 00:13:26,827 --> 00:13:28,307 I wanna make some quality black content. 324 00:13:28,379 --> 00:13:29,689 - That's not what I've heard. 325 00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:31,718 - I know I'm not Marie's favorite person right now, 326 00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:33,173 but I only pretended to like 327 00:13:33,241 --> 00:13:35,001 the same shit as the white boys to get promoted. 328 00:13:35,068 --> 00:13:37,518 And now that I'm in the room where it happens, 329 00:13:37,586 --> 00:13:40,546 I'm gonna go Nat Turner on they ass. 330 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,170 - So you shucked and jived to get ahead? 331 00:13:42,241 --> 00:13:44,621 - [laughs] Yes. 332 00:13:44,689 --> 00:13:46,169 That's what all the greats did-- 333 00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:48,451 Flip Wilson, Sammy Davis Junior, 334 00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:50,897 Tyler Perry. 335 00:13:50,965 --> 00:13:52,305 Give the white folks what they need 336 00:13:52,379 --> 00:13:54,099 till you're so rich you can do whatever you want. 337 00:13:56,413 --> 00:13:58,143 - Huh. - Let's have a general meeting. 338 00:13:58,206 --> 00:13:59,616 - But we already know each other. 339 00:13:59,689 --> 00:14:01,139 - So what? And when a new VP 340 00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:02,996 asks you to have a general meeting, 341 00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:05,138 you should say yes. 342 00:14:09,862 --> 00:14:12,762 - Yes. Yes, I will. 343 00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:15,587 - Wow, cool. Sweet. 344 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,685 I'm gonna go. 345 00:14:18,896 --> 00:14:20,926 [light orchestral music] 346 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,340 - [exhales] And, scene. 347 00:14:23,413 --> 00:14:30,313 ♪ ♪ 348 00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:34,451 - Yo, guess who walked into the coffee shop 349 00:14:34,517 --> 00:14:35,657 with a Todd today. 350 00:14:35,724 --> 00:14:37,004 both: Lorraine. - Yup. 351 00:14:37,068 --> 00:14:38,478 - And no one is surprised by that. 352 00:14:38,551 --> 00:14:40,761 - I still want y'all to feel sorry for me, though. 353 00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:42,237 - I'm tired of feeling sorry for you. 354 00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:43,690 - Wow. 355 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:44,968 Just for that, I'm taking back 356 00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:46,724 my "sorry you didn't get promoted gift." 357 00:14:46,793 --> 00:14:48,693 - It was a $10 gift card to Radio Shack. 358 00:14:48,758 --> 00:14:50,138 - You used to love Radio Shack. 359 00:14:50,206 --> 00:14:52,026 - I can't believe Lorraine would rather date a Todd 360 00:14:52,103 --> 00:14:53,933 than be with you. - That's my question. 361 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,790 - I hate Todds. - Me too. 362 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,902 - And not all Todds are white. - Speak on it. 363 00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:00,855 - Ben is such a Todd. 364 00:15:00,931 --> 00:15:02,721 - Ben's not that bad. - Yes, he is. 365 00:15:02,793 --> 00:15:04,313 He Todded his way to that promotion. 366 00:15:04,379 --> 00:15:07,519 - He a Uncle Todd. [laughter] 367 00:15:07,586 --> 00:15:09,856 ♪ ♪ 368 00:15:09,931 --> 00:15:12,551 - What if for a whole day we acted like Todds? 369 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:15,140 ♪ ♪ 370 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:18,716 What if you walked into every room like you belonged there? 371 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,283 What if we took up space? 372 00:15:20,344 --> 00:15:23,104 What if we made sure our ideas were heard? 373 00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:27,517 - I'm down. - I ain't trying to get fired. 374 00:15:27,586 --> 00:15:28,616 Shit. 375 00:15:28,689 --> 00:15:31,519 [upbeat percussive music] 376 00:15:31,586 --> 00:15:36,966 ♪ ♪ 377 00:15:37,034 --> 00:15:39,724 - I want something new, something fresh. 378 00:15:39,793 --> 00:15:42,003 Give it to me. 379 00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:43,828 - What if we had a gay character? 380 00:15:43,896 --> 00:15:46,686 - Oh, yeah. Like a sassy, gay black dude 381 00:15:46,758 --> 00:15:48,378 who everyone loves 'cause he's so funny. 382 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,518 [laughter] Right? 383 00:15:49,586 --> 00:15:51,826 - That's good! 384 00:15:51,896 --> 00:15:53,546 ♪ ♪ 385 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,520 - ♪ Yeah ♪ 386 00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:57,406 ♪ Yeah ♪ 387 00:15:57,482 --> 00:15:59,282 ♪ Yeah ♪ 388 00:15:59,344 --> 00:16:01,034 ♪ Yeah ♪ 389 00:16:01,103 --> 00:16:02,453 ♪ Yeah ♪ 390 00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:03,517 ♪ Yeah ♪ 391 00:16:03,586 --> 00:16:05,996 [chatter, laughter] 392 00:16:06,068 --> 00:16:07,718 - If you really wanna do something new, 393 00:16:07,793 --> 00:16:10,103 you should write a character that's a queer black woman. 394 00:16:10,172 --> 00:16:12,902 And, you know, just write her like she's a person. 395 00:16:12,965 --> 00:16:14,275 - We did the black lesbian thing. 396 00:16:14,344 --> 00:16:15,794 - Yeah. - Her name was Donna, 397 00:16:15,862 --> 00:16:17,342 and she had a lot of tattoos. 398 00:16:17,413 --> 00:16:20,933 - Oh, yeah, I must've forgot that she was a lesbian 399 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000 'cause I never saw her kissing a woman. 400 00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:24,618 - She kissed her roommate on the cheek once. 401 00:16:24,689 --> 00:16:25,969 [laughter] 402 00:16:26,034 --> 00:16:28,074 - What's your job description again? 403 00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:29,307 - To make your life easier. 404 00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,899 - You're not doing that right now. 405 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,860 [upbeat hip-hop music] 406 00:16:36,931 --> 00:16:44,001 ♪ ♪ 407 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,140 - Whoa! What is wrong with you? 408 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,656 - Please, if Todd had lost the promotion, 409 00:16:47,724 --> 00:16:49,594 he would've blown your car up. - Who the hell is Todd? 410 00:16:49,655 --> 00:16:51,655 - Why didn't I get the promotion? 411 00:16:51,724 --> 00:16:53,004 - [sighs] 412 00:16:53,068 --> 00:16:55,028 First of all, it's not just my decision. 413 00:16:55,103 --> 00:16:57,413 Okay, and secondly, there are a lot of factors. 414 00:16:57,482 --> 00:16:59,792 - Like what? - It's all very political. 415 00:16:59,862 --> 00:17:01,592 - Obviously, because you're talking 416 00:17:01,655 --> 00:17:04,025 but not saying anything. - Okay, hold on, hold on. 417 00:17:04,103 --> 00:17:06,073 Look, look, look, look, if it were up to me, 418 00:17:06,137 --> 00:17:07,337 you would've gotten the job, all right? 419 00:17:07,413 --> 00:17:08,763 - Don't lie to me. - I'm not. 420 00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:11,787 I can't. 421 00:17:11,862 --> 00:17:14,242 I respect you too much. 422 00:17:14,310 --> 00:17:16,480 - Then why did you promote him instead of me? 423 00:17:17,758 --> 00:17:20,688 - Because my colleagues aren't afraid of him. 424 00:17:20,758 --> 00:17:23,138 They see you as a threat. 425 00:17:23,206 --> 00:17:26,546 - So Ben got the job because he's not as good as me. 426 00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:28,140 - Precisely. 427 00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:30,406 - That's ridiculous. - I know. 428 00:17:32,758 --> 00:17:36,688 I totally understand if you quit. 429 00:17:36,758 --> 00:17:39,898 You deserve better than this 430 00:17:39,965 --> 00:17:42,135 - Is that what you want? 431 00:17:42,206 --> 00:17:44,336 You want me to leave? 432 00:17:47,689 --> 00:17:49,549 - You know that I don't. 433 00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:56,550 ♪ ♪ 434 00:18:06,034 --> 00:18:07,284 - All right, class 435 00:18:07,344 --> 00:18:10,484 to quote the patron saint of entertainers, 436 00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:12,071 Beyoncé, 437 00:18:12,137 --> 00:18:15,517 what goes around comes back around. 438 00:18:15,586 --> 00:18:18,926 Nee, you will choose who you both are, 439 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,590 where you are, and what you're doing. 440 00:18:21,655 --> 00:18:23,375 Actors have the stage. 441 00:18:29,137 --> 00:18:31,277 - You're playing a white guy. - What? 442 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:34,074 That's not a thing. - You know, like a Ken doll, 443 00:18:34,137 --> 00:18:36,137 Mitt Romney-type dude. - Huh? 444 00:18:36,206 --> 00:18:37,206 - You've just been invited 445 00:18:37,275 --> 00:18:39,095 to your old black nanny's cookout! 446 00:18:39,172 --> 00:18:40,522 - Wait a minute, I don't know about this. 447 00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:43,336 - Uh, class, what does he need to do? 448 00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,003 all: Say yes. - Say yes, boo. 449 00:18:45,068 --> 00:18:47,208 - Now walk in. 450 00:18:47,275 --> 00:18:49,165 Perfect, you look like you have a stick up your ass. 451 00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:51,661 [gasps] Oh, hello, Todd! 452 00:18:51,724 --> 00:18:53,244 It's nice to see you. 453 00:18:53,310 --> 00:18:56,620 Oh, boy. You shakin'. - Yes, I-- 454 00:18:56,689 --> 00:18:58,929 am a bit nervous. - Right, 'cause you never 455 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,070 been around so many black people before. 456 00:19:01,137 --> 00:19:02,687 [laughter] You are terrified. 457 00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:03,928 - No, I have black friends. 458 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,480 - Oh, mm-hmm. - [mouthing] 459 00:19:05,551 --> 00:19:08,171 - Oh, Todd, honey. I don't count. 460 00:19:08,241 --> 00:19:09,971 I'm just your nanny. 461 00:19:10,034 --> 00:19:11,934 I remember when you was just a baby. 462 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,000 You had the cutest pink butt. 463 00:19:15,068 --> 00:19:16,998 And it's still as flat as a pancake. 464 00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:18,378 [laughter] 465 00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:19,588 You grew tall. 466 00:19:19,655 --> 00:19:22,335 But you know what part of you never grew? 467 00:19:22,413 --> 00:19:23,973 Your little wee-wee. - What? 468 00:19:24,034 --> 00:19:25,724 - Ooh! [laughter] 469 00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:27,143 - Looks like you have a dish. 470 00:19:27,206 --> 00:19:29,826 - Uh, yes, I brought potato salad for the barbecue. 471 00:19:29,896 --> 00:19:31,446 - That nasty stuff your mama makes? 472 00:19:31,517 --> 00:19:33,997 Ain't nobody want potato salad with raisins and apples. 473 00:19:34,068 --> 00:19:35,378 - Oh, well, I'm sorry. I tried. 474 00:19:35,448 --> 00:19:37,208 Yeah, you have a lovely pool. 475 00:19:37,275 --> 00:19:38,785 Maybe we could go for a swim. 476 00:19:38,862 --> 00:19:40,452 - I'll get my swimsuit. - Oh, that's right. 477 00:19:40,517 --> 00:19:41,997 You can't swim. - Okay. 478 00:19:42,068 --> 00:19:43,788 Well, you can't get wet, 'cause you'll come out 479 00:19:43,862 --> 00:19:47,142 smelling like a wet dog. - Ohh! 480 00:19:47,206 --> 00:19:49,826 - You hear those sirens? 481 00:19:49,896 --> 00:19:51,376 Did you call the police on your old Opalene 482 00:19:51,448 --> 00:19:52,928 and her black family 'cause they having 483 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,520 too much fun at the cookout? - No, I would never do that. 484 00:19:54,586 --> 00:19:56,306 - That's not a yes. - Okay, yes, 485 00:19:56,379 --> 00:19:58,309 I hear the police sirens, but someone else 486 00:19:58,379 --> 00:20:02,449 must have called them. - Now why would they do that? 487 00:20:02,517 --> 00:20:04,657 What's that sticking out your backpack? 488 00:20:04,724 --> 00:20:06,624 Is that an assault rifle? 489 00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:10,929 Did I hold a mass murderer to my bosom? 490 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,410 You was such a sweet boy. 491 00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:16,212 [laughter] - And, scene. Scene. Scene. 492 00:20:16,275 --> 00:20:18,375 Huh? [applause] 493 00:20:18,448 --> 00:20:20,308 - You know, I feel like this is reverse racism. 494 00:20:20,379 --> 00:20:22,479 - I'm just trying to help you build a character. 495 00:20:22,551 --> 00:20:23,721 - That was bullshit. 496 00:20:23,793 --> 00:20:25,283 - Yeah, it was. 497 00:20:25,344 --> 00:20:26,724 - ♪ I said it with my chest ♪ 498 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,793 ♪ And I don't care who I offend ♪ 499 00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:30,722 ♪ Uh-huh, ha ♪ 500 00:20:34,586 --> 00:20:38,026 [breathing deeply] 501 00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:41,003 [light piano music] 502 00:20:41,068 --> 00:20:48,168 ♪ ♪ 503 00:21:03,413 --> 00:21:07,313 - I wanna thank you all for being here 504 00:21:07,379 --> 00:21:09,759 and sharing your practice with me today. 505 00:21:13,517 --> 00:21:16,277 Everyone has a reason for being here. 506 00:21:16,344 --> 00:21:17,624 You could've made a different choice. 507 00:21:17,689 --> 00:21:19,719 You could've been anywhere right now, 508 00:21:19,793 --> 00:21:22,483 but you're here. 509 00:21:22,551 --> 00:21:24,661 I want you to close your eyes. 510 00:21:26,448 --> 00:21:30,478 What do you want to get out of your practice today? 511 00:21:30,551 --> 00:21:34,241 What do you want to get out of life? 512 00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:38,030 Breathe in and out. 513 00:21:40,689 --> 00:21:42,379 And set your intention. 514 00:21:45,655 --> 00:21:48,755 Open your eyes. 515 00:21:48,827 --> 00:21:50,657 Now let's walk in our purpose. 516 00:21:50,724 --> 00:21:53,344 ["Dedication" by Nipsey Hussle] 517 00:21:54,931 --> 00:21:57,071 - ♪ Look, my [...], this is dedication ♪ 518 00:21:57,137 --> 00:21:58,757 ♪ This is anti-hesitation ♪ 519 00:21:58,827 --> 00:22:00,657 ♪ This a real [...] celebration ♪ 520 00:22:00,724 --> 00:22:02,484 ♪ This a Dime Blocc declaration ♪ 521 00:22:02,551 --> 00:22:03,931 ♪ 59th and 5th Ave. ♪ 522 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,280 ♪ Granny house with vanilla wafers ♪ 523 00:22:05,344 --> 00:22:06,974 ♪ Hard work plus patience ♪ 524 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:09,244 ♪ The sum of all my sacrifice, I'm done waiting ♪ 525 00:22:09,310 --> 00:22:11,480 ♪ I'm done waiting, told you that I wasn't playing ♪ 526 00:22:14,965 --> 00:22:16,025 - ♪ Oh, he gonna get it now, get it, get it, get it now ♪ 527 00:22:16,103 --> 00:22:18,973 [upbeat hip-hop music] 528 00:22:19,034 --> 00:22:26,144 ♪ ♪ 37191

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