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Oh, hey.
Look, I can't tell you
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what happened last week
on Shameless.
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I'm dealing with a bit
of a plumbing issue.
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- Fuck!
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Debbie!
Hey, get up here, all right?
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Franny tried to flush
a Care Bear
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down the toilet again.
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Dementia?
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Motherfucker!
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How did I get here?
Fiona? Lip?
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Terry's coming home today.
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They sending him home
with a nurse
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-or something at least?
-I don't think so.
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Can I help?
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My mom's moving to Louisville.
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She says there's no community
here for her anymore.
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I just wanna crawl into bed
and cry myself to sleep.
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Look, we sell
the stuff from Born Free,
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-that'll carry us for a while.
-Can't use my garage.
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Yeah, we couldn't
use that anyway.
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You know, it's the first place
cops would look.
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-The cops?
-Yeah, they might come
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pokin' around.
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Hey, did you hear
Born Free
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-got broken into last--
- Brad and I broke in.
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I just--I needed to do
something.
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And if you get caught
and go to jail,
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what is that gonna fix?
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So why didn't you
tell me you abandoned a kid?
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You ran out on people
who needed you
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because you wanted to
go do your own shit.
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You are piling all your
abandonment issues on me.
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Monica ran out on you,
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and now the rest of them
wanna run out on you too.
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Fuck!
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What the fuck
are you doing?
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-We're selling!
-No!
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- Hey--
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Does
Philip Gallagher live here?
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He's inside.
Just be careful.
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He's got a sledgehammer.
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rock music
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Think of all
the luck you got
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Know that
it's not for naught
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You were beaming
once before
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But it's not like that
anymore
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What is this downside
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That you speak of?
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What is this feeling
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You're so sure of?
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Round up
the friends you got
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Know that
they're not for naught
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You were willing
once before
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But it's not like that
anymore
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What is this downside
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That you speak of?
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What is this feeling
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You're so sure of?
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Psst!
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Psst!
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Hey!
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Psst! Psst!
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You wanna watch me jerk off?
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Thanks, but fuck no.
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Hey, you got any updates
on what's goin' on?
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When the detectives
are ready for you,
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-they'll let ya know.
-All right, could I get
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-a sandwich or somethin'?
-Legally don't gotta provide
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any food, 'cause legally
you're not under arrest.
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All right, so legally,
I can just go.
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Sure, but you try to leave,
they probably will arrest you
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and bring you right back in.
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Psst!
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-Is Lip okay?
- Ah, he'll be all right.
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It's not his first time
getting questioned.
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He can handle an interrogation.
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You can't just use your cop
"get outta jail free" card?
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When I get in,
I'm gonna try to
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grease the wheels
of justice.
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Do we have
any triple-A batteries?
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That's a big hole.
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Coulda just said
he wanted to renovate.
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Your brother's
a fuckin' drama queen, man.
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Hey, scarf that shit down.
I wanna go check on Terry.
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We have a lotta pick-ups today.
I don't know if we have time.
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We would if you stopped yappin'
and started eatin'.
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You guys remember I have
a thing after school, right?
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Yeah, of course.
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Wouldn't miss it, buddy.
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What thing?
Don't ya want your dad there,
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-cheerin' you on?
-Mm...not really.
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Well, what is it, anyway?
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A contest to pick a new name
for my school.
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The winner
gets a free iPad.
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Why does your school
need a new name?
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'Cause it's named
after Dennis Hastert.
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Fuck is Dennis Hastert?
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Former speaker of
the House of Representative.
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-Native Chicagoan.
-And a child molester.
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He's canceled.
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Canceled?
You can't cancel history.
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It's already happened.
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Political correctness
is gonna kill this country.
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He diddled kids.
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Uh, beside the point.
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We can't be applying
today's sexual standards
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to...molesters of yesteryear.
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Molesting used to be okay?
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Dennis Hastert
brought a lotta federal dollars
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to Illinois.
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I don't think
I can just stand by
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while the PC police
erase his legacy.
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This is the hill
you wanna die on, Frank?
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-Defending a pedo?
- Defending tradition,
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defending our shared history?
Yeah.
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I'll die on this hill.
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This is a hill
we all should die on together.
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Come on.
Hey, let's go.
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I wanna make sure they're
takin' care of fuckin' Terry
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over there.
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That one has an Uber
coming for him in ten,
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and that one isn't my problem.
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- Where's Debbie?
-Since when am I in charge
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of keeping track of Debbie?
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Aren't you in, like,
a committed
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lesbian scissoring thing?
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You mean a relationship?
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I don't know.
We never defined it.
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But, uh, since she didn't come
home last night, I guess not.
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What are supposed to do
with Franny?
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-We gotta get to work.
-She's not my fucking problem.
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None of this shit is,
your sister included.
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- Okay, come on, Franny.
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I will drop you off at school
on my way to work.
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Okay, hey, uh, let me know
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when you find out about Lip,
all right?
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Yeah.
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Uh, what's that guy doing?
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upbeat music
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This goddamn thing
doesn't work!
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-Shit!
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- Mm--
- All right, my love,
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I let ya sleep in.
I even turned a blind eye
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when you moved from the bed
to the couch
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and slept some more.
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But now it's time
to carpet denim.
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- What?
-Carpet denim.
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It's Latin for wake up!
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Oh, I just wanna sleep.
Please.
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You wanna talk about it?
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My mama's moving.
She's abandoning us.
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-What's there to talk about?
-Oh, we can go visit
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for holidays and stuff.
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Who doesn't wanna spend
Christmas in Kentucky?
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V, if you don't get up,
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we're gonna be late
opening the Alibi.
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-Who cares?
-What about the girls?
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We gotta get them ready--
you don't want me
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-doing their hair, do you?
-Who cares?
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V, you're the one
who always says
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that a white woman
can take her daughter to school
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lookin' any old way,
but if a Black woman does it,
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people start to question
whether she's a fit mother--
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Go away!
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Is there anything I can do
to get you up?
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-Okay, fine.
-Oh.
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- I'm up.
-Okay, great!
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I'm goin' back
upstairs and gettin' into bed.
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You keep botherin' me,
I'ma stab your ass.
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Watch.
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How'd you sleep?
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Not great.
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Seriously, who the fuck
do they think they are?
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I'm sorry, I don't know
who we're talking about.
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My family.
Sandy, her...
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fucking husband,
and her secret child.
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Thanks for letting me crash,
by the way.
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Feel bad
I put you outta your bed.
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-Couch is pretty comfortable.
-I mean, we could have shared.
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Under normal circumstances,
I would have loved that.
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But I can tell
you're pretty emotional,
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and I didn't wanna
take advantage.
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You got plans today?
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Work.
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-Too bad.
- But...
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I'm the boss.
You wanna come?
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See, I was at home
with my lady and my kid.
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All right?
She'll vouch for me.
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The kid, he can't talk yet,
but if he could,
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he'd say Daddy was home
all night.
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We have
your juvenile arrest records,
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okay?
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So you can drop
the choir boy act.
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No, you see, tha-that's
the old me, all right?
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I'm reformed now.
I'm sober, even.
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You know, I'm not sayin'
I'm a saint but, uh,
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I'm a family man,
makin' an honest living.
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Okay, asshole,
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we know that you were involved
with the robbery,
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so you can either cooperate,
or we can make you cooperate.
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All right, first of all,
if you knew I was involved
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in the robbery,
I'd be in cuffs right now,
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and second of all,
I am cooperating.
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What am I doing
if I'm not cooperating?
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Look, make it easy on yourself.
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Tell us where the bikes are,
who helped you,
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and maybe we can recommend
you avoid doin' real time.
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punchy music
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Hey, can I go?
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Oh, motherfucker, when's the
last time that got changed?
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Fuck do I know?
I can't see it.
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-You can smell it, though.
-We don't have time for this.
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We're behind schedule,
and we have to wrap up early
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for Liam's thing.
Mickey--
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What the fuck are you--
Hey, get--
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Come on, man.
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Aah.
What the hell, Mick?
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Terry duty, asshole.
Get up!
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Naw, no way, man.
I took care of him on Tuesday.
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-It's not my turn--
-Empty his shit bag,
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or I empty your skull--
your choice.
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Uh, hey, could you
look up something
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related to a recent arrest
for me?
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Sure.
What's the name of the perp?
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Um...Philip Gallagher.
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Rookie,
are you really asking me
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to break every protocol
in the book so you can
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potentially interfere
with an ongoing investigation
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involving one
of your family members?
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Uh...
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I'm fuckin' with you.
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I misuse this system
all the time.
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One of the perks of the job.
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G-A-L-L-A
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G-H-E-R.
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Hmm.
No arrest yet,
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but they are seeking
a warrant for his house.
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Just waitin' on
a judge's signature.
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Shit.
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- Gallagher.
-Ah, ma'am.
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Do you know who my new
training officer's gonna be?
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Training officer?
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That's not gonna happen.
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No one wants to work with you
on account of the Carl Curse.
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Ma'am?
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The Carl Curse.
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Everyone who trained you
ends up injured.
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You ever heard of
a lucky rabbit's foot?
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Yeah.
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You're the opposite of that.
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Now, not all bad news.
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-I got you a new assignment.
-What is it?
253
00:10:31,634 --> 00:10:33,594
They just walked in.
254
00:10:33,636 --> 00:10:35,764
- exciting music
-Take off that uni
255
00:10:35,806 --> 00:10:37,434
and meet us outside.
256
00:10:37,475 --> 00:10:39,144
You're with Vice now.
257
00:10:39,185 --> 00:10:40,479
Hell, yeah!
258
00:10:40,521 --> 00:10:42,982
God, how cool are they?
259
00:10:44,484 --> 00:10:46,737
-Damn it.
260
00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:51,118
- Oh, shit.
- Bad word!
261
00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:54,790
I'm sorry, girls--I just got
an email from the Man.
262
00:10:54,832 --> 00:10:56,667
What do you think--
taxes, jury duty?
263
00:10:56,709 --> 00:10:58,210
Unpaid parking tickets?
264
00:10:58,252 --> 00:11:00,631
-Maybe it's a pizza party.
- Life lesson.
265
00:11:00,673 --> 00:11:02,634
Emails from the government
are never awesome.
266
00:11:02,676 --> 00:11:04,470
They always suck.
267
00:11:04,511 --> 00:11:06,639
Here goes.
268
00:11:06,681 --> 00:11:09,477
Is it a pizza party?
269
00:11:09,518 --> 00:11:10,978
Even better.
270
00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:12,772
A surprise for Mommy.
271
00:11:12,814 --> 00:11:14,316
Come on.
272
00:11:14,357 --> 00:11:17,236
mellow funk music
273
00:11:24,663 --> 00:11:27,167
Shit.
274
00:11:27,209 --> 00:11:29,169
Shit!
275
00:11:29,211 --> 00:11:30,420
Fuck.
276
00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:34,009
Tami, hey, it's Lip.
277
00:11:34,051 --> 00:11:35,177
We got a big fuckin' problem,
all right?
278
00:11:35,219 --> 00:11:36,346
Carl just told me that, um...
279
00:11:36,387 --> 00:11:37,973
Can you believe it?
280
00:11:38,015 --> 00:11:40,309
Uh...you know what?
Never mind.
281
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:41,853
I'll just, uh...
I'll see ya at home.
282
00:11:41,895 --> 00:11:44,690
All right?
Bye.
283
00:11:46,359 --> 00:11:47,694
We're just goin' to my bar.
284
00:11:47,736 --> 00:11:49,822
You can wear
what you already have on.
285
00:11:49,864 --> 00:11:51,825
I wore this yesterday.
286
00:11:53,576 --> 00:11:55,162
If you don't like
anything I have...
287
00:11:55,204 --> 00:11:57,875
No! It's not that, I just--
I don't know.
288
00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,377
I wanna dress up a little.
289
00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:00,879
Always makes me feel better,
290
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,673
which could definitely
help right now,
291
00:12:02,714 --> 00:12:04,341
considering my mood
borders on...
292
00:12:04,383 --> 00:12:05,677
homicidal rage.
293
00:12:05,719 --> 00:12:06,887
You wanna talk about it?
294
00:12:06,929 --> 00:12:07,972
What's to talk about?
295
00:12:08,013 --> 00:12:09,473
My life might be
a dumpster fire,
296
00:12:09,515 --> 00:12:12,310
but it doesn't mean
I can't look good.
297
00:12:12,352 --> 00:12:14,898
Hey, what's this?
298
00:12:15,899 --> 00:12:17,734
It's my ex, Haley's, old stuff.
299
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:19,320
Cute
300
00:12:19,362 --> 00:12:21,197
Can I borrow some of it?
301
00:12:21,239 --> 00:12:23,033
Sure.
302
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,577
Sweet.
303
00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,831
rock music
304
00:12:30,668 --> 00:12:33,131
funky music
305
00:12:33,172 --> 00:12:35,300
These are yours?
306
00:12:35,341 --> 00:12:37,761
Sure does look like it.
Get in.
307
00:12:37,803 --> 00:12:39,431
Can I drive?
308
00:12:39,472 --> 00:12:40,975
No.
309
00:12:41,017 --> 00:12:42,476
Hey, can you at least
tell me what we're doin'?
310
00:12:42,518 --> 00:12:45,439
- Dah dah dah
311
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:48,109
Dah dah dah
312
00:12:48,151 --> 00:12:51,405
Dah dah
dah
313
00:12:51,447 --> 00:12:54,993
Dah dah-dah
314
00:13:00,626 --> 00:13:03,463
-Hey, you're up.
-Headed to my mom's.
315
00:13:03,504 --> 00:13:05,549
-Why?
-I'm gonna help her pack.
316
00:13:05,591 --> 00:13:07,426
Oh. You feelin' better
about her movin'?
317
00:13:07,468 --> 00:13:10,139
Uh, no. I'm gonna go steal
the keys to her U-Haul.
318
00:13:10,181 --> 00:13:11,474
Really?
319
00:13:11,515 --> 00:13:13,101
I should.
320
00:13:13,143 --> 00:13:16,772
But I decided to be
a supportive daughter instead.
321
00:13:16,813 --> 00:13:19,984
Gonna approach her leaving
with a positive attitude.
322
00:13:20,026 --> 00:13:21,320
Oh, positive.
323
00:13:21,362 --> 00:13:23,114
Yes, asshole.
324
00:13:23,156 --> 00:13:25,326
Positive, mature.
A ray of fucking sunshine.
325
00:13:25,368 --> 00:13:26,577
Why shouldn't I be?
326
00:13:26,619 --> 00:13:27,995
My mom's moving
halfway across the world.
327
00:13:28,037 --> 00:13:30,082
-Kentucky's not that far.
-Bye, Kev.
328
00:13:30,123 --> 00:13:32,418
Well, I was hoping we could
spend the afternoon together.
329
00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:34,296
I have the rest of my miserable
life to spend with you.
330
00:13:34,338 --> 00:13:36,590
-My mom leaves in two days.
-What time ya comin' back?
331
00:13:36,632 --> 00:13:38,802
When I feel like it!
332
00:13:38,843 --> 00:13:41,639
Askin' so many damn questions.
333
00:13:42,723 --> 00:13:45,060
But why now?
334
00:13:45,102 --> 00:13:47,855
He touched those boys
decades ago.
335
00:13:47,897 --> 00:13:52,027
Doesn't cancel culture have
a statute of limitations?
336
00:13:52,069 --> 00:13:55,491
Mr. Gallagher, Dennis Hastert
no longer reflects our values.
337
00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:56,909
The hell he doesn't!
338
00:13:56,951 --> 00:13:58,537
He was speaker of the House,
339
00:13:58,578 --> 00:14:00,373
third in line
for the presidency.
340
00:14:00,415 --> 00:14:02,834
He was a wrestling coach!
341
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:06,213
How else are wrestling coaches
supposed to demonstrate holds
342
00:14:06,255 --> 00:14:09,593
if they don't...
grope some boys?
343
00:14:09,635 --> 00:14:12,681
-Context matters.
-Please keep your voice down.
344
00:14:12,723 --> 00:14:15,393
- Can I go to class?
-Yes.
345
00:14:15,435 --> 00:14:18,312
And...
w-why are you
346
00:14:18,354 --> 00:14:20,816
leaving it to the kids?
Kids are stupid.
347
00:14:20,858 --> 00:14:22,485
The school board
wanted the children
348
00:14:22,527 --> 00:14:24,738
to feel ownership and pride
in the new name.
349
00:14:24,779 --> 00:14:27,240
That's why the contest has been
limited to current students
350
00:14:27,282 --> 00:14:30,078
and alumni.
351
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,413
Alumni?
352
00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:33,332
I'm an alumnus!
353
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,209
- You are?
- Hell, yes!
354
00:14:35,251 --> 00:14:37,630
Back when it was still
J. Edgar Hoover.
355
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,760
Go, Feds.
356
00:14:40,801 --> 00:14:42,762
No, fuck you! F--
357
00:14:42,803 --> 00:14:45,600
Tough talk on the other end
of a phone, bitch.
358
00:14:45,641 --> 00:14:47,602
No, no, no, no--Michigan,
fuckin' China.
359
00:14:47,643 --> 00:14:48,645
It doesn't matter
where you hide out.
360
00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:50,271
I am gonna hunt you down.
361
00:14:50,313 --> 00:14:52,483
I'm gonna empty Terry's
shit bag in your fuckin' mouth,
362
00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:53,943
you piece of shit!
363
00:14:53,985 --> 00:14:55,487
Cousin Joey?
364
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,448
Dickhead just decided
to run off.
365
00:14:57,490 --> 00:14:59,659
Hidin' out with one of his
scumbag friends in Michigan,
366
00:14:59,701 --> 00:15:01,203
all so he can avoid
taking care of Terry.
367
00:15:01,244 --> 00:15:02,621
Fuckin' believe that?
368
00:15:02,663 --> 00:15:04,373
I mean, it is Terry.
369
00:15:04,415 --> 00:15:06,627
Obviously, we can't rely
on family for this.
370
00:15:06,669 --> 00:15:08,463
We're gonna have to hire
someone to do it.
371
00:15:08,505 --> 00:15:10,507
Like with money?
372
00:15:10,548 --> 00:15:12,928
Yeah, get one of those
house nurses or whatever.
373
00:15:12,969 --> 00:15:15,055
You wanna hire a nurse?
374
00:15:15,096 --> 00:15:16,681
I thought we were saving up
for our own place.
375
00:15:16,724 --> 00:15:18,392
Well, shit shifted.
376
00:15:18,434 --> 00:15:20,939
Shit shifted to Terry.
377
00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:24,442
I have to worry about you?
The whole loyalty department?
378
00:15:24,484 --> 00:15:25,986
What?
379
00:15:26,028 --> 00:15:27,781
Yeah, when I'm too old
to wipe my own ass,
380
00:15:27,823 --> 00:15:29,658
you're gonna be over there
counting fuckin' pennies,
381
00:15:29,699 --> 00:15:31,285
decidin' whether or not
you can take care of me?
382
00:15:31,327 --> 00:15:33,247
-That's different.
-Family's family.
383
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,837
Fine.
We'll find a fucking nurse.
384
00:15:37,878 --> 00:15:40,422
Wipe your ass.
385
00:15:42,884 --> 00:15:44,845
Ah.
I'll go for another.
386
00:15:46,722 --> 00:15:49,017
Hey, it's five o'clock
somewhere.
387
00:15:49,059 --> 00:15:50,811
Ha.
388
00:15:50,853 --> 00:15:53,148
Anyone at home wondering
where you might be all day?
389
00:15:53,190 --> 00:15:55,401
Trust me,
they don't give a shit.
390
00:15:56,610 --> 00:15:58,446
Hey, guys.
391
00:15:58,488 --> 00:16:00,992
Uh, sit anywhere you like.
I'll be right with you.
392
00:16:02,827 --> 00:16:04,580
You boys celebrating something?
393
00:16:04,621 --> 00:16:06,624
Uh...we're taking an extended
394
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,460
and hopefully very boozy
lunch break
395
00:16:08,502 --> 00:16:10,921
so we can commemorate the day
this ugly bastard was born.
396
00:16:12,382 --> 00:16:14,343
That's so nice.
397
00:16:14,385 --> 00:16:15,803
How 'bout some shots
on the house?
398
00:16:15,845 --> 00:16:18,682
On the house?
No.
399
00:16:18,724 --> 00:16:21,936
I can do Happy Hour price
in honor of the birthday boy.
400
00:16:21,978 --> 00:16:23,522
Will you two do a shot
with us?
401
00:16:23,564 --> 00:16:25,317
I'm on the clock.
402
00:16:25,358 --> 00:16:26,735
Red?
403
00:16:26,776 --> 00:16:29,238
Pour 'em up.
404
00:16:34,704 --> 00:16:36,331
Tam!
405
00:16:36,372 --> 00:16:38,417
Yo, we gotta clear out
the boxes!
406
00:16:42,589 --> 00:16:44,216
Police.
Open up!
407
00:16:51,559 --> 00:16:53,687
All right,
all right, all right!
408
00:16:53,729 --> 00:16:54,939
Philip Gallagher,
we have a warrant
409
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:56,608
to search the premises.
410
00:16:56,650 --> 00:16:58,736
Yeah, well, come on in.
411
00:17:02,115 --> 00:17:05,036
You know,
if I was a lifetime criminal
412
00:17:05,078 --> 00:17:07,456
motorcycle mechanic
who just stole
413
00:17:07,498 --> 00:17:08,999
a shitload of motorcycles,
414
00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:11,587
I might just be dumb enough
415
00:17:11,629 --> 00:17:13,756
to keep them in
the most obvious place.
416
00:17:13,798 --> 00:17:16,093
Where's your garage?
417
00:17:39,624 --> 00:17:41,627
Well, shit,
418
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,964
look, sorry, no stolen bikes,
419
00:17:44,005 --> 00:17:45,508
but, uh, you're welcome to take
420
00:17:45,549 --> 00:17:47,802
one of those
Christmas tree stands.
421
00:17:47,844 --> 00:17:50,138
I don't know
how we ended up with two.
422
00:17:50,179 --> 00:17:52,934
light guitar music
423
00:17:57,064 --> 00:17:59,609
-Keep these, right?
-Oh, no. Give away pile.
424
00:17:59,651 --> 00:18:01,528
What?
I love these.
425
00:18:01,571 --> 00:18:03,239
It's not Christmas
without these plates.
426
00:18:03,281 --> 00:18:05,575
Girl, they have been
in that box since 2007,
427
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:07,202
which, coincidentally,
is the last time
428
00:18:07,244 --> 00:18:09,122
that we had dinner
at my house.
429
00:18:09,164 --> 00:18:11,542
What am I gonna do with
a Santa table setting for 12
430
00:18:11,584 --> 00:18:13,795
-in Louisville, huh?
-You are literally
431
00:18:13,837 --> 00:18:15,673
throwin' away everything.
What's the point?
432
00:18:15,715 --> 00:18:17,925
We should just back
a garbage truck in here
433
00:18:17,967 --> 00:18:19,178
and shovel everything in it.
434
00:18:19,219 --> 00:18:21,597
-Yeah, that's not a bad idea.
-Ma...
435
00:18:21,638 --> 00:18:25,602
this is my entire childhood,
all of our memories.
436
00:18:25,643 --> 00:18:27,271
Throw away the damn plates, V!
437
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,403
Thought helping you,
hangin' out might be fun,
438
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,031
but this shit is awful.
439
00:18:34,073 --> 00:18:35,825
-I thought we would talk!
-Excuse me.
440
00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:38,161
Had you asked instead of just
inviting yourself over,
441
00:18:38,203 --> 00:18:41,917
I would've told you that I'm
too busy to hang out and talk.
442
00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:44,921
Oh, shit...I gotta get
over to my storage unit.
443
00:18:44,962 --> 00:18:47,215
-I'll go with.
-Uh, no, thanks.
444
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,093
-Why not?
-Because I've had enough
445
00:18:49,134 --> 00:18:50,845
of your company today.
446
00:18:50,887 --> 00:18:52,263
Look, I'm excited
about Louisville,
447
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:53,849
and you killin' my vibe.
448
00:18:53,891 --> 00:18:55,936
I'm not dyin'.
I'm just movin'.
449
00:18:55,977 --> 00:18:58,563
So what?
Get over it.
450
00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:14,293
If it isn't
my favorite vice detectives.
451
00:19:14,335 --> 00:19:16,337
Man, you know I had to
bring you some dogs
452
00:19:16,379 --> 00:19:18,340
from downtown for later--
extra relish,
453
00:19:18,382 --> 00:19:20,468
-extra celery sauce.
-Aw...muah!
454
00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:22,054
You gentlemen are heroes.
455
00:19:22,096 --> 00:19:24,515
I can never make it all the way
downtown to get these.
456
00:19:24,557 --> 00:19:26,476
How're these fine machines
treatin' ya?
457
00:19:26,518 --> 00:19:28,354
Uh, she rides just
a little rough,
458
00:19:28,396 --> 00:19:30,356
but tell me what the story is
on that Viper over there.
459
00:19:30,398 --> 00:19:31,899
I need a few days
before I can
460
00:19:31,941 --> 00:19:33,694
-let ya take that one.
- What's wrong with it?
461
00:19:33,735 --> 00:19:35,028
Belonged to
a parks commissioner
462
00:19:35,071 --> 00:19:36,322
accused
of embezzling city funds.
463
00:19:36,364 --> 00:19:38,492
Blew his brains out
in the front seat.
464
00:19:38,534 --> 00:19:40,745
Still a mess on the dashboard.
465
00:19:42,331 --> 00:19:43,833
Yo, wait.
466
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:46,002
So you guys just come here
and take whatever you want?
467
00:19:46,043 --> 00:19:47,504
As long as it helps aid
468
00:19:47,546 --> 00:19:49,006
an ongoin' investigation.
469
00:19:49,047 --> 00:19:52,010
Or if we think it looks cool.
Ya got anything new?
470
00:19:52,051 --> 00:19:53,679
Glad you asked.
I been able to
471
00:19:53,721 --> 00:19:56,933
squirrel away a few things
for you gents.
472
00:19:58,186 --> 00:20:01,648
Act now,
before it's logged as evidence.
473
00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:04,319
Take what you want
474
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:08,699
You gotta take
what you want
475
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:11,703
Give it all you got
476
00:20:11,745 --> 00:20:13,623
Hey, barkeep!
Another.
477
00:20:13,664 --> 00:20:15,292
Take what you want...
478
00:20:15,334 --> 00:20:16,793
Let's make these your last.
479
00:20:16,835 --> 00:20:18,671
What? The day's young!
480
00:20:28,559 --> 00:20:30,687
I have some coke,
481
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,024
if you're interested.
482
00:20:36,654 --> 00:20:38,865
All clear.
483
00:20:39,824 --> 00:20:41,744
- Hey. Hey, buddy.
-Hey.
484
00:20:41,786 --> 00:20:43,287
Uh, what's goin' on?
485
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,249
They think
I robbed Born Free.
486
00:20:45,290 --> 00:20:47,251
What? Ha.
Wait--you?
487
00:20:47,292 --> 00:20:48,586
No.
488
00:20:48,628 --> 00:20:50,714
Yeah.
Checked the whole house.
489
00:20:50,756 --> 00:20:53,175
But came up empty-handed,
'cause...
490
00:20:53,217 --> 00:20:55,471
I didn't do it.
491
00:20:55,513 --> 00:20:58,015
Go ahead.
492
00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:59,433
Hey, and, uh, good luck,
you know,
493
00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:01,980
finding the real criminals,
guys.
494
00:21:08,321 --> 00:21:10,198
Lip, we need to talk, okay?
495
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,451
-You cannot just--
-Shh, shh, shh.
496
00:21:15,497 --> 00:21:18,459
You moved all the boxes
outta the garage?
497
00:21:18,501 --> 00:21:20,921
Well, they didn't move
themselves.
498
00:21:20,963 --> 00:21:22,298
Where'd you put 'em?
499
00:21:22,339 --> 00:21:25,052
Uh,
in my dad's basement.
500
00:21:25,094 --> 00:21:27,973
Hey.
501
00:21:28,015 --> 00:21:29,433
Lip.
502
00:21:29,474 --> 00:21:32,980
Y-you can't put our family
in danger like this.
503
00:21:33,022 --> 00:21:35,149
You have Fred to think about.
You have me to think about.
504
00:21:35,190 --> 00:21:37,986
We can't have the cops just
showing up at our house and...
505
00:21:38,028 --> 00:21:39,822
hello!
506
00:21:41,532 --> 00:21:43,994
Are you even listening
to a word that I'm saying?
507
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:46,289
Kay, why are you staring
at me like that?
508
00:21:46,331 --> 00:21:49,376
Sorry, sorry.
It's just, um...
509
00:21:49,418 --> 00:21:51,379
uh, I-I guess
this whole Gallagher thing
510
00:21:51,421 --> 00:21:54,716
is finally rubbin' off on ya.
511
00:21:54,758 --> 00:21:56,887
I didn't know
you had it in you.
512
00:21:56,928 --> 00:21:58,347
Well...
513
00:21:58,388 --> 00:22:00,350
yeah, I...
514
00:22:00,391 --> 00:22:02,685
I didn't know I had it
in me either.
515
00:22:02,727 --> 00:22:05,439
You know, Carl called,
516
00:22:05,481 --> 00:22:08,361
told me about the warrant,
and I just...
517
00:22:08,401 --> 00:22:09,695
I just acted.
518
00:22:09,737 --> 00:22:11,781
It was like
something clicked in my brain,
519
00:22:11,822 --> 00:22:13,700
and I just went on autopilot.
520
00:22:15,578 --> 00:22:17,122
Does this make me
an accomplice?
521
00:22:17,164 --> 00:22:18,499
Accessory after the fact.
522
00:22:18,540 --> 00:22:19,959
Oh.
523
00:22:25,591 --> 00:22:27,552
It's kinda hot.
524
00:22:27,594 --> 00:22:29,472
Yeah, it is.
525
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:32,017
I thought being
a criminal would be exciting,
526
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:35,897
but I didn't know
that it would be...
527
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:39,027
sexually exciting.
528
00:22:39,069 --> 00:22:41,613
-What about Fred?
- He's out like a light.
529
00:22:41,655 --> 00:22:43,616
We'll be quiet.
530
00:22:43,658 --> 00:22:45,910
You? I doubt it.
531
00:22:47,621 --> 00:22:50,291
I'll just bite your shoulder
when I get the urge to scream.
532
00:22:54,423 --> 00:22:56,591
I don't need a fuckin' nurse.
533
00:22:56,633 --> 00:22:58,093
You can't walk, Terry.
534
00:22:58,136 --> 00:22:59,470
You can't feed yourself.
You can't bathe yourself.
535
00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:01,055
You shit in a bag.
Stop me when any of this
536
00:23:01,097 --> 00:23:03,226
sounds like someone who doesn't
need a fuckin' nurse.
537
00:23:03,268 --> 00:23:04,602
Then just take me to the park.
538
00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,605
Leave me there
and let me die in peace.
539
00:23:06,647 --> 00:23:08,607
Oh, see, viable option.
Even Terry thinks so.
540
00:23:13,489 --> 00:23:16,117
-Hi.
-Hi, I'm Jasmine.
541
00:23:16,159 --> 00:23:17,953
-You must be...
-Ian, yeah.
542
00:23:17,995 --> 00:23:19,456
Come on in.
543
00:23:19,497 --> 00:23:21,625
Mickey, Terry, this is Jasmine,
544
00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:23,545
Terry's in-home health aide.
545
00:23:23,587 --> 00:23:25,130
You got me a n--
546
00:23:25,172 --> 00:23:26,424
Nah--
547
00:23:26,466 --> 00:23:28,468
Nice lady to watch you
while we head to work.
548
00:23:28,509 --> 00:23:31,638
Yeah. You fuck this up,
I'ma cut your dick off.
549
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,056
I wouldn't feel it anyway.
550
00:23:33,098 --> 00:23:35,059
Don't you all worry.
551
00:23:35,101 --> 00:23:37,481
I'm gonna take good care
of Dad here.
552
00:23:41,652 --> 00:23:44,531
Thanks. I know dealin' with
Terry is a pain in the ass.
553
00:23:44,573 --> 00:23:46,701
Fuckin' expensive,
but now I don't have
554
00:23:46,743 --> 00:23:49,162
to worry about anything.
I can focus on work--
555
00:23:50,748 --> 00:23:53,167
Just forgot something
in my car.
556
00:23:53,209 --> 00:23:56,881
rock music
557
00:23:56,923 --> 00:23:58,967
She's probably comin'
right back.
558
00:23:59,843 --> 00:24:01,220
Yeah.
559
00:24:06,227 --> 00:24:08,688
Gallagher, look alive.
560
00:24:08,730 --> 00:24:10,733
All right, look,
I want you to
561
00:24:10,775 --> 00:24:12,653
make a buy off this guy,
all right?
562
00:24:12,694 --> 00:24:15,030
Quarter bag.
Ask for it "dusty."
563
00:24:15,072 --> 00:24:17,367
All right.
But I don't have any money.
564
00:24:17,408 --> 00:24:19,537
Here.
All right?
565
00:24:19,578 --> 00:24:21,288
Hurry up.
566
00:24:21,330 --> 00:24:22,874
Look both ways
before you cross the street.
567
00:24:24,376 --> 00:24:27,338
I'm putting bodies
on the board
568
00:24:27,380 --> 00:24:29,676
Like you've never seen
before...
569
00:24:29,717 --> 00:24:32,721
Hey, man, I need a cop.
570
00:24:32,763 --> 00:24:33,973
Loud or reggie?
571
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:37,185
Reggie. Quarter.
Make it dusty.
572
00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:38,813
60.
573
00:24:38,854 --> 00:24:40,481
Nah nah nah nah nah
574
00:24:40,523 --> 00:24:42,400
So when
you're in my sights
575
00:24:42,441 --> 00:24:44,027
Nah nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah
576
00:24:44,069 --> 00:24:47,073
Nah nah nah-nah-nah...
577
00:24:47,115 --> 00:24:48,575
Freeze, fucker!
You're under arrest.
578
00:24:48,616 --> 00:24:50,035
-Turn around.
-You're a cop?
579
00:24:50,077 --> 00:24:51,955
Hands on your head.
Face the wall!
580
00:24:51,997 --> 00:24:53,874
What the fuck
are you doing, kid?
581
00:24:53,916 --> 00:24:55,376
Making the arrest
like you said to.
582
00:24:55,418 --> 00:24:56,711
No, stupid asshole!
We told you to make a buy.
583
00:24:56,753 --> 00:24:58,088
No one said anything
about making an arrest.
584
00:24:58,130 --> 00:24:59,590
Apologize to this guy.
585
00:24:59,631 --> 00:25:01,927
Uh, I'm...sorry?
586
00:25:01,969 --> 00:25:03,637
Keep the drugs, Gallagher.
587
00:25:05,472 --> 00:25:07,392
Let's get outta here, man.
588
00:25:07,434 --> 00:25:11,397
Come on!
Pulling guns out and shit!
589
00:25:13,442 --> 00:25:16,738
Oh, God, coke is fantastic.
590
00:25:16,779 --> 00:25:18,574
I know, right?
591
00:25:18,616 --> 00:25:21,286
Yeah. I can see why people
become junkies
592
00:25:21,328 --> 00:25:23,122
and run away
from their responsibilities.
593
00:25:23,164 --> 00:25:24,582
-You know, for me,
594
00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:27,127
when it comes to drugs
versus, like, a job...pffft.
595
00:25:27,169 --> 00:25:28,462
Drugs win.
596
00:25:29,964 --> 00:25:31,799
What kinda jobs have you had?
597
00:25:33,260 --> 00:25:36,306
Ah!
Let's see, uh, I was a nurse.
598
00:25:36,348 --> 00:25:38,726
I was
an elementary school teacher.
599
00:25:38,768 --> 00:25:40,312
Addiction counselor.
600
00:25:40,354 --> 00:25:42,773
That was fun.
Ha ha.
601
00:25:42,814 --> 00:25:44,776
Uh, and now,
602
00:25:44,817 --> 00:25:47,989
the, uh, assistant manager
at the illustrious
603
00:25:48,031 --> 00:25:50,825
Mailbox Unlimited
Copy and Shipping Center.
604
00:25:50,867 --> 00:25:52,869
Oh!
Impressive.
605
00:25:54,122 --> 00:25:56,041
Is coke supposed to
make you horny?
606
00:25:56,083 --> 00:25:57,876
'Cause I feel like
I need to...
607
00:25:57,918 --> 00:25:59,962
hump that box right there.
608
00:26:07,473 --> 00:26:09,518
Ahem.
609
00:26:11,978 --> 00:26:13,439
I'm...gay.
610
00:26:13,481 --> 00:26:15,108
Me too!
611
00:26:15,150 --> 00:26:18,571
Well, I haven't...been
with a girl since high school.
612
00:26:18,613 --> 00:26:20,532
It's like riding a bike.
613
00:26:20,573 --> 00:26:22,618
Baby, don't you cry
614
00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:27,458
It's time for us
to say goodbye
615
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:29,836
So all I gotta do
is put these decorations up,
616
00:26:29,877 --> 00:26:31,214
and I get free beer
for a week?
617
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:32,881
Ha. Nice try.
Two days.
618
00:26:32,923 --> 00:26:34,676
I don't know, man.
There's a lotta stuff in here.
619
00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:36,470
-Week seems reasonable.
-All right, fine.
620
00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:37,805
You know what?
I'll just ask Kermit.
621
00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:39,725
-He'll probably do it for free.
-Fine!
622
00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:42,060
I accept your lowball offer.
623
00:26:42,770 --> 00:26:44,565
Hey, babe!
624
00:26:44,606 --> 00:26:46,401
How are you?
You doin' good?
625
00:26:46,443 --> 00:26:48,361
Feelin' better
that you saw your mom?
626
00:26:48,403 --> 00:26:49,821
No. She had to get something
from storage,
627
00:26:49,863 --> 00:26:52,325
-so might as well work.
-Okay, well,
628
00:26:52,367 --> 00:26:54,578
how 'bout we get outta here,
do something to cheer you up?
629
00:26:54,619 --> 00:26:56,581
No, thanks.
Here to work.
630
00:26:56,622 --> 00:26:58,166
How 'bout Ron Popeil?
631
00:26:58,207 --> 00:27:00,502
Ronco HQ was right down
the street.
632
00:27:00,544 --> 00:27:02,171
That's a great idea.
633
00:27:02,212 --> 00:27:03,590
Hugh Hefner Middle School, huh?
634
00:27:03,631 --> 00:27:05,926
-Think about it.
-Fellas. Ditka.
635
00:27:05,968 --> 00:27:07,929
Mike Ditka Middle School.
Contest over.
636
00:27:07,971 --> 00:27:09,097
-Ooh!
-What are you fools
637
00:27:09,139 --> 00:27:10,433
talkin' about?
638
00:27:10,475 --> 00:27:12,310
Frank's trying to name
his old junior high.
639
00:27:12,351 --> 00:27:14,062
Why does it need a new name?
640
00:27:14,104 --> 00:27:15,981
It doesn't.
That's the point.
641
00:27:16,023 --> 00:27:17,567
It was fine the way it was.
642
00:27:17,609 --> 00:27:19,277
-Hear, hear.
-Nevertheless,
643
00:27:19,319 --> 00:27:21,615
I need a surefire winner
644
00:27:21,656 --> 00:27:23,450
so it doesn't get coopted
645
00:27:23,493 --> 00:27:26,497
by a bunch of politically
correct millennial activists.
646
00:27:26,538 --> 00:27:29,708
Last thing I need
is my son attending
647
00:27:29,750 --> 00:27:34,006
Tofu Middle School of
Multicultural Granola Studies.
648
00:27:34,048 --> 00:27:35,634
What's it called now?
649
00:27:35,675 --> 00:27:37,761
Dennis Hastert Middle School.
650
00:27:37,803 --> 00:27:40,807
-The child molester?
-Former Speaker of the House.
651
00:27:40,848 --> 00:27:43,060
Why are you guys worried
about trying to protect
652
00:27:43,101 --> 00:27:45,395
some meaningless,
symbolic name anyway?
653
00:27:45,437 --> 00:27:47,315
How 'bout you try to protect
the real Chicago,
654
00:27:47,357 --> 00:27:48,818
the real South Side,
655
00:27:48,859 --> 00:27:51,278
the people and institutions
who make this town great?
656
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,406
If you hadn't noticed, they're
being shut down every day.
657
00:27:53,448 --> 00:27:55,993
Because this renaming trend
is bullshit.
658
00:27:56,035 --> 00:27:57,578
It's just another way
for society
659
00:27:57,620 --> 00:27:59,623
to erase the hard work
of white guys.
660
00:27:59,666 --> 00:28:01,877
Because at some point,
and who knows why,
661
00:28:01,919 --> 00:28:04,088
being a white guy
suddenly became uncool.
662
00:28:04,129 --> 00:28:07,092
Or maybe white guys are finally
being held accountable
663
00:28:07,133 --> 00:28:09,136
for all of the horrible stuff
they've done,
664
00:28:09,178 --> 00:28:11,807
like child molestation,
for example.
665
00:28:11,849 --> 00:28:13,768
And you, in particular,
don't have to worry about
666
00:28:13,810 --> 00:28:16,104
when white men became uncool,
'cause as far as I can tell,
667
00:28:16,145 --> 00:28:18,315
you've always been...
whatever this is.
668
00:28:18,357 --> 00:28:20,360
-Ha ha ha.
- Ho ho ho!
669
00:28:20,402 --> 00:28:21,904
And, Frank,
why waste your time?
670
00:28:21,946 --> 00:28:23,948
Liam's gonna be outta that
school and on to a high school
671
00:28:23,990 --> 00:28:26,577
with an equally problematic
name in no time.
672
00:28:26,617 --> 00:28:29,414
They're trying to erase
the history of white men
673
00:28:29,455 --> 00:28:31,083
who built this great country.
674
00:28:31,125 --> 00:28:32,750
How far back are we going
675
00:28:32,792 --> 00:28:34,712
with this revisionist
history crusade?
676
00:28:34,753 --> 00:28:36,924
Do we have to reexamine Adam
677
00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:39,093
at the Garden of Eden?
678
00:28:39,135 --> 00:28:40,888
You think Adam was white?
679
00:28:40,929 --> 00:28:42,431
Ha ha ha.
680
00:28:44,434 --> 00:28:46,811
The point is,
I went to that school.
681
00:28:48,023 --> 00:28:50,567
Best years of my life
in those halls,
682
00:28:50,609 --> 00:28:53,070
in those classrooms.
683
00:28:53,112 --> 00:28:56,909
Year I played baseball,
we had a bully on the team.
684
00:28:56,950 --> 00:28:58,661
Johnny Wisneiwski.
685
00:28:58,703 --> 00:29:02,291
A big, fat bruiser.
He could hit a ball...
686
00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:04,044
almost a mile.
687
00:29:04,085 --> 00:29:06,464
If you made an error
in the game,
688
00:29:06,505 --> 00:29:09,551
Johnny was sure to use
the wet end of his towel
689
00:29:09,593 --> 00:29:11,720
to rattail your genitals
in the shower
690
00:29:11,762 --> 00:29:14,766
to remind you of how useless
you were.
691
00:29:14,807 --> 00:29:18,813
Everybody was scared to death
of big, fat Johnny Wisneiwski.
692
00:29:18,854 --> 00:29:22,485
Well, one day, he thwacked
my naked wet ass
693
00:29:22,526 --> 00:29:25,113
with that towel,
and I blew up.
694
00:29:25,155 --> 00:29:27,784
I pantsed him.
What do you think we saw?
695
00:29:27,825 --> 00:29:29,619
His dick.
I'm guessing you saw his dick.
696
00:29:29,661 --> 00:29:31,330
Not just any dick.
697
00:29:31,372 --> 00:29:33,708
The tiniest little button
of a pink dick
698
00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:35,001
you've ever laid your eyes on.
699
00:29:35,043 --> 00:29:37,380
And Johnny Wisneiwski's
reign of terror
700
00:29:37,421 --> 00:29:40,759
ended that very day,
thanks to yours truly.
701
00:29:40,801 --> 00:29:42,804
I was king after that.
702
00:29:42,845 --> 00:29:45,766
And all my kids went there.
703
00:29:45,808 --> 00:29:47,310
There are Gallagher memories
704
00:29:47,352 --> 00:29:50,982
embedded in every inch
of that school.
705
00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:53,485
Should probably be called--
706
00:29:55,153 --> 00:29:57,156
No.
707
00:29:57,198 --> 00:29:59,785
It should definitely
be called
708
00:29:59,827 --> 00:30:01,996
Gallagher Middle School.
709
00:30:03,832 --> 00:30:05,041
Gallagher Middle School.
710
00:30:07,379 --> 00:30:09,424
Outstan--
Gallagher Middle School!
711
00:30:09,465 --> 00:30:11,759
Jesus! Of course!
712
00:30:11,801 --> 00:30:13,929
Whadda ya say we do this:
713
00:30:13,971 --> 00:30:16,516
we go pick up the girls,
we stop for expensive froyo
714
00:30:16,558 --> 00:30:18,686
with all the fancy toppings,
huh?
715
00:30:18,728 --> 00:30:20,771
How many times I have to
tell you I'm not in the mood?
716
00:30:20,813 --> 00:30:22,441
I know, but I think today
could be really special
717
00:30:22,482 --> 00:30:24,819
if we let it be.
It would make me happy,
718
00:30:24,861 --> 00:30:26,529
and I'm pretty sure
it could make you happy too.
719
00:30:26,571 --> 00:30:28,907
Please.
For me.
720
00:30:28,949 --> 00:30:31,745
The love of your life.
721
00:30:31,786 --> 00:30:35,332
Fuckin' froyo.
722
00:30:44,596 --> 00:30:46,264
Ohh...
723
00:30:46,306 --> 00:30:49,060
Hey, I'm gonna take a shower.
724
00:30:49,101 --> 00:30:51,395
And while I'm in there...
725
00:30:51,437 --> 00:30:52,773
Yep?
726
00:30:52,814 --> 00:30:54,692
Think up our next caper.
727
00:30:54,734 --> 00:30:56,235
-Caper?
728
00:30:56,277 --> 00:30:59,323
- You a Batman villain?
-Uh, more like Bonnie.
729
00:30:59,364 --> 00:31:01,744
You know, Bonnie and Clyde?
730
00:31:01,786 --> 00:31:03,746
Yeah.
Think I mighta heard of them.
731
00:31:03,788 --> 00:31:05,832
Something where
we almost get caught
732
00:31:05,874 --> 00:31:08,002
but then we get away with it.
733
00:31:08,043 --> 00:31:10,171
We could...
734
00:31:10,213 --> 00:31:13,092
-pull a bank robbery.
-Or a jewel heist.
735
00:31:13,133 --> 00:31:15,345
I mean...
736
00:31:15,386 --> 00:31:17,932
I would consider
murder for hire.
737
00:31:20,102 --> 00:31:21,686
Hey, uh,
738
00:31:21,729 --> 00:31:25,108
gotta go to this thing Liam's
doing at his school later.
739
00:31:25,149 --> 00:31:27,236
-Mm-hmm.
- Wanna come?
740
00:31:27,277 --> 00:31:29,114
Yeah, yeah, I suppose
I can pretend to be
741
00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:30,950
a law-abiding citizen
for the night.
742
00:31:32,827 --> 00:31:34,662
Oh.
743
00:31:34,703 --> 00:31:37,666
Hey, Cami.
744
00:31:38,876 --> 00:31:40,294
Oh, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
745
00:31:40,336 --> 00:31:42,339
Slow down.
746
00:31:42,381 --> 00:31:44,300
He was crying?
About what?
747
00:31:44,342 --> 00:31:46,137
-I'm confused.
- What?
748
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,975
The cops?
749
00:31:50,016 --> 00:31:51,351
They want Brad to come in
for questioning? When?
750
00:31:51,393 --> 00:31:52,979
No, no, he's gonna crack.
751
00:31:53,020 --> 00:31:56,316
rock music
752
00:31:56,358 --> 00:31:57,818
He's on his way
to the station now?
753
00:31:57,860 --> 00:31:59,445
-Uh, when did he leave?
- Shit, shit! Fuck!
754
00:32:00,697 --> 00:32:02,867
This lady should work.
755
00:32:02,908 --> 00:32:04,953
Terry doesn't have a problem
with Asian people, does he?
756
00:32:04,995 --> 00:32:06,454
I mean, I don't know.
757
00:32:06,496 --> 00:32:08,291
He likes a lot of Chinese food
and Bruce Lee movies.
758
00:32:08,332 --> 00:32:10,169
Found his porn stash once
when we were kids.
759
00:32:10,210 --> 00:32:12,088
Had a pretty decent amount
of Asian chicks in it.
760
00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:13,840
Then we got nothin'
to worry about.
761
00:32:13,882 --> 00:32:15,176
We should just get goin'.
762
00:32:15,217 --> 00:32:17,137
All right, the agency
said this one's tough?
763
00:32:17,179 --> 00:32:19,681
Yeah. Said she's one of those
Vietnamese boat people.
764
00:32:19,723 --> 00:32:21,850
Doesn't get much tougher
than that.
765
00:32:35,244 --> 00:32:36,787
Maybe I should ask the agency
766
00:32:36,829 --> 00:32:38,332
for somebody white
this time, huh?
767
00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:40,876
Yep.
768
00:32:43,255 --> 00:32:46,343
- This place is legal.
- Yeah, it is.
769
00:32:46,384 --> 00:32:48,845
So then why you want me
to buy from them, then?
770
00:32:48,887 --> 00:32:51,724
Listen, this detail
771
00:32:51,766 --> 00:32:53,268
is a golden elevator.
772
00:32:53,310 --> 00:32:55,187
It'll take you
right to the top,
773
00:32:55,230 --> 00:32:56,731
wherever you wanna go.
774
00:32:56,773 --> 00:32:58,733
What're you thinking?
775
00:32:58,775 --> 00:33:00,736
-SWAT?
- Oh, shit.
776
00:33:00,778 --> 00:33:02,906
Grenades?
Assault rifles?
777
00:33:02,948 --> 00:33:05,033
-I love SWAT.
-That's only gonna happen
778
00:33:05,075 --> 00:33:06,869
if we give you
a good recommendation,
779
00:33:06,911 --> 00:33:08,246
and we're only gonna do that
780
00:33:08,288 --> 00:33:11,501
if you do what we say,
no questions.
781
00:33:11,542 --> 00:33:14,588
You wanna ride that golden
elevator, don't you?
782
00:33:14,630 --> 00:33:15,923
Yes, sir, I do.
783
00:33:15,965 --> 00:33:17,425
Good boy.
784
00:33:17,467 --> 00:33:20,012
Go make the buy.
785
00:33:20,054 --> 00:33:23,725
Uh, sirs, quick question.
Why me?
786
00:33:23,767 --> 00:33:25,353
You know, like, out of
all the rookies in the city,
787
00:33:25,395 --> 00:33:26,854
why pick me?
788
00:33:26,896 --> 00:33:29,233
While your personal
assessment indicates
789
00:33:29,275 --> 00:33:31,861
that you might ask
a lotta fuckin' questions,
790
00:33:31,903 --> 00:33:35,032
you're likely to accept
anything we tell you is true.
791
00:33:35,074 --> 00:33:36,284
Huh.
792
00:33:36,325 --> 00:33:38,120
Roger that.
793
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,706
upbeat music
794
00:33:53,975 --> 00:33:56,019
Hey, have you guys
seen my friend Debbie?
795
00:33:56,059 --> 00:33:58,188
Redhead, had a little
too much to drink?
796
00:33:58,230 --> 00:33:59,733
-No?
- Look at me, one, two
797
00:33:59,773 --> 00:34:01,901
Three, one, two, three
798
00:34:06,490 --> 00:34:08,619
Debbie?
799
00:34:08,660 --> 00:34:11,580
Jared?
What the fuck?
800
00:34:11,623 --> 00:34:14,251
-Who is that?
-My husband.
801
00:34:14,293 --> 00:34:16,463
Ah ah ah ah ah...
802
00:34:16,504 --> 00:34:17,840
Debbie, wait.
Come inside.
803
00:34:17,882 --> 00:34:20,176
Let's talk.
Debbie!
804
00:34:23,056 --> 00:34:24,767
Where'd
your butt buddy go?
805
00:34:24,807 --> 00:34:26,642
To pick up your next victim.
806
00:34:26,685 --> 00:34:28,855
-I don't need no nurse.
-Well, maybe if you weren't
807
00:34:28,897 --> 00:34:31,274
such a ragin' asshole,
your family'd take care of you,
808
00:34:31,316 --> 00:34:34,278
and we wouldn't have to pay
someone to be nice to ya.
809
00:34:34,988 --> 00:34:36,365
Ugh.
810
00:34:36,406 --> 00:34:38,951
-That tastes like dog food!
-Keep complainin',
811
00:34:38,993 --> 00:34:40,286
I will feed you dog food
for real.
812
00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:41,789
Ugh.
813
00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:42,999
Oh, no, no--
814
00:34:43,041 --> 00:34:45,293
-Come--
-Mm-mm.
815
00:34:49,883 --> 00:34:52,677
You woulda probably made
a half-decent son
816
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:55,681
if it wasn't for
that whole fudge packer thing.
817
00:34:58,769 --> 00:35:00,940
Well, you probably woulda made
a half-decent dad
818
00:35:00,981 --> 00:35:03,484
if it weren't for the whole...
819
00:35:03,526 --> 00:35:06,738
racist, homophobic, beatin'
the shit outta me thing.
820
00:35:23,761 --> 00:35:26,890
Have a good one.
821
00:35:26,932 --> 00:35:29,436
Good work, kid.
822
00:35:32,399 --> 00:35:34,693
Oh, wait--there's
a lotta street weed in there.
823
00:35:35,777 --> 00:35:37,697
You contaminated
the evidence now.
824
00:35:37,738 --> 00:35:40,868
-You're mixing it up!
-Naw, man!
825
00:35:40,909 --> 00:35:43,371
Your eyes is playin'
tricks on you, kid.
826
00:35:45,749 --> 00:35:47,586
You're literally
doing it on purpose.
827
00:35:47,627 --> 00:35:49,754
Why?
Oh, come on.
828
00:35:49,796 --> 00:35:51,466
I deserve to know
what I'm involved in.
829
00:35:51,507 --> 00:35:53,135
The weed you bought
on the street
830
00:35:53,177 --> 00:35:54,636
was laced with angel dust.
831
00:35:54,678 --> 00:35:56,264
Now the dispensary weed is too.
832
00:35:56,306 --> 00:35:59,310
So now we can file criminal
charges against the dispensary.
833
00:35:59,351 --> 00:36:00,895
Why?
834
00:36:00,936 --> 00:36:03,273
Because the legal weed is
cutting into our bottom line.
835
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,866
If legal dispensaries put all
the street dealers outta work,
836
00:36:10,908 --> 00:36:12,619
what's left for us, huh?
837
00:36:12,660 --> 00:36:14,914
You know how much we make
off of kickback in bribes
838
00:36:14,955 --> 00:36:16,791
-from street dealers?
-But isn't that wrong?
839
00:36:16,833 --> 00:36:18,668
Paid for my boat.
840
00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:20,630
It paid for
my second mistress's
841
00:36:20,671 --> 00:36:22,089
first Brazilian butt lift.
842
00:36:22,131 --> 00:36:24,259
We frame legal shops,
we shut 'em down,
843
00:36:24,302 --> 00:36:26,221
we get more illegal weed
back on the street.
844
00:36:26,261 --> 00:36:27,889
More illegal weed
equals more dealers,
845
00:36:27,931 --> 00:36:30,851
more dealers equals
more cash in our pockets.
846
00:36:30,893 --> 00:36:34,524
So, really, it's up to you,
Gallagher.
847
00:36:34,565 --> 00:36:36,150
You want some kickbacks?
848
00:36:36,192 --> 00:36:38,111
Or you wanna spend
the rest of your career
849
00:36:38,153 --> 00:36:40,949
bustin' your hump,
poundin' a beat?
850
00:36:44,203 --> 00:36:45,622
Fine.
Let me help.
851
00:36:45,664 --> 00:36:48,208
Good. So how many more
dispensaries
852
00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:50,211
do we gotta put
outta business today?
853
00:36:50,253 --> 00:36:52,047
Uh looks like five.
854
00:36:52,089 --> 00:36:54,132
Next up is Dank Dorm,
855
00:36:54,174 --> 00:36:56,302
then New Leaf Collective,
Heavy Fog,
856
00:36:56,344 --> 00:36:58,055
New Heights,
and last but not least,
857
00:36:58,097 --> 00:36:59,933
The Alibi Room.
858
00:36:59,975 --> 00:37:02,185
All right, let's get it.
859
00:37:05,022 --> 00:37:07,317
- Brad's not pickin' up.
-Well, this is the station
860
00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:09,361
closest to his house,
so if he's going anywhere,
861
00:37:09,403 --> 00:37:10,863
it's here.
862
00:37:10,905 --> 00:37:12,700
Think he can hold up
under an interrogation?
863
00:37:12,741 --> 00:37:14,201
Hell, no.
864
00:37:15,787 --> 00:37:17,665
Wait.
There he is. Okay.
865
00:37:17,707 --> 00:37:20,752
All right, do what you gotta do
to keep him quiet.
866
00:37:22,254 --> 00:37:24,382
Hey, man.
867
00:37:25,592 --> 00:37:26,885
Brad?
868
00:37:26,927 --> 00:37:28,470
Brad.
Brad! H--
869
00:37:28,512 --> 00:37:31,182
punchy music
870
00:37:31,224 --> 00:37:32,350
Brad! Brad!
871
00:37:34,604 --> 00:37:36,398
Ah! Let me go!
872
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,067
Get off me!
I'm gonna confess!
873
00:37:38,109 --> 00:37:39,110
Shh, shh!
874
00:37:39,152 --> 00:37:40,194
Let me go!
It's the only way!
875
00:37:40,236 --> 00:37:41,697
Shut the fuck up, all right?
876
00:37:41,739 --> 00:37:44,534
Talk to us.
We only wanna talk, all right?
877
00:37:51,961 --> 00:37:54,965
Go, go, go!
878
00:37:55,007 --> 00:37:56,801
Just in here.
879
00:37:56,843 --> 00:37:59,972
Terry,
this is Sister Mary Luke.
880
00:38:00,013 --> 00:38:01,974
Oh,
just Mary Luke is fine.
881
00:38:02,016 --> 00:38:05,228
My days in a habit
are long gone.
882
00:38:08,483 --> 00:38:10,361
You must be Terry.
883
00:38:10,402 --> 00:38:12,321
I should warn you,
he's been a handful today.
884
00:38:12,363 --> 00:38:14,324
You idiots got me
a fuckin' nun?
885
00:38:14,366 --> 00:38:15,993
-Watch your language
886
00:38:16,035 --> 00:38:17,703
in the presence of ladies.
887
00:38:17,745 --> 00:38:19,247
-Jesus Christ, lady!
888
00:38:19,289 --> 00:38:22,168
And we'll not take
the Lord's name in vain.
889
00:38:22,210 --> 00:38:25,047
Before the diocese
shut my convent down,
890
00:38:25,089 --> 00:38:27,550
I was tending
to the elderly sisters.
891
00:38:27,592 --> 00:38:30,638
Sister Cecilia had dementia
892
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,725
and a colorful vocabulary.
893
00:38:33,767 --> 00:38:38,648
I found that a-a swift smack
usually fixed her behavior.
894
00:38:39,982 --> 00:38:42,362
-Yeah, that works for me.
-Solid strategy.
895
00:39:01,554 --> 00:39:03,348
There he is!
896
00:39:03,390 --> 00:39:05,435
I have an exciting offer
for you.
897
00:39:05,476 --> 00:39:08,731
I'd like to give you a chance
to abandon your lame entry
898
00:39:08,772 --> 00:39:11,735
into the name change contest
and join forces with me.
899
00:39:11,776 --> 00:39:15,614
-Why would I do that?
-Because I'm gonna win.
900
00:39:15,656 --> 00:39:19,829
The Francis Gallagher
and Children Middle School.
901
00:39:19,871 --> 00:39:22,791
Thanks, but no thanks.
I really want that iPad.
902
00:39:22,833 --> 00:39:25,378
I don't give a damn
about the iPa--
903
00:39:25,420 --> 00:39:27,964
well, I mean, if we won,
we'd pawn it,
904
00:39:28,006 --> 00:39:31,135
and I'd take a cut,
but that's not the point.
905
00:39:31,177 --> 00:39:34,222
We have to preserve
the-the Gallagher legacy.
906
00:39:36,184 --> 00:39:38,061
We'd never be forgotten.
We'd be immortal.
907
00:39:38,103 --> 00:39:40,565
Yeah, I'm good, man.
908
00:39:42,025 --> 00:39:44,488
I'm-I'm not gonna make
this offer again.
909
00:39:46,698 --> 00:39:48,576
Well, suit yourself.
910
00:39:50,119 --> 00:39:52,456
I have to hit the head.
911
00:39:57,170 --> 00:39:59,508
No TP in there.
912
00:40:12,357 --> 00:40:14,778
You know, I-I wanna--
913
00:40:14,820 --> 00:40:17,155
I wanted to talk to you
about somethin'.
914
00:40:18,866 --> 00:40:21,912
I think we should team up
on the name change contest.
915
00:40:21,954 --> 00:40:23,581
Now, b-before you say no,
916
00:40:23,623 --> 00:40:26,292
I should tell you
what my idea is.
917
00:40:26,334 --> 00:40:28,839
The Francis Gallagher
and Children Middle School.
918
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,508
You literally just told me this
30 seconds ago.
919
00:40:31,550 --> 00:40:33,720
I did?
920
00:40:34,596 --> 00:40:37,349
-What'd you say?
-No, Frank!
921
00:40:37,391 --> 00:40:38,852
Hmm.
922
00:40:40,061 --> 00:40:41,230
Hmm.
923
00:40:49,448 --> 00:40:52,286
No toilet paper
in here.
924
00:40:54,247 --> 00:40:57,209
No way, dude--Veronica'll
put my nuts in a table vice.
925
00:40:57,251 --> 00:40:59,045
Yeah, well, if you don't
get rid of their weed,
926
00:40:59,087 --> 00:41:00,798
-she'll be in jail.
- Okay, I'll tell them
927
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,383
if I see them,
but there's no way
928
00:41:02,425 --> 00:41:05,053
I'm touching their product
without talking to them first.
929
00:41:09,059 --> 00:41:10,561
Hey,
what was that last place
930
00:41:10,603 --> 00:41:11,897
we were supposed to hit today?
931
00:41:11,938 --> 00:41:14,024
The A-Alibi Room?
932
00:41:14,065 --> 00:41:16,068
I think that's it, right?
933
00:41:16,110 --> 00:41:18,155
Well, if it's the place
I'm thinkin' of,
934
00:41:18,196 --> 00:41:19,656
it's really not worth
bustin'--
935
00:41:19,698 --> 00:41:22,744
low-rent, mom/pop spot,
couple of stale weed brownies,
936
00:41:22,785 --> 00:41:24,746
nickel bags--
we shouldn't waste our time.
937
00:41:24,787 --> 00:41:27,083
The list is the list.
938
00:41:27,125 --> 00:41:28,585
We got three more
after lunch,
939
00:41:28,627 --> 00:41:30,588
and then it's on to--
what'd you call it?
940
00:41:30,629 --> 00:41:32,798
The Alibi Room.
941
00:41:45,483 --> 00:41:46,776
Hello.
942
00:41:46,817 --> 00:41:49,279
What?
For how long?
943
00:41:49,321 --> 00:41:51,115
I had no idea.
944
00:41:51,157 --> 00:41:52,617
Someone else
was supposed to pick her up--
945
00:41:52,659 --> 00:41:54,453
m-my girlfriend.
946
00:41:54,495 --> 00:41:56,289
Well, I-I'm so sorry,
947
00:41:56,331 --> 00:41:58,750
but I can promise you
that I would never abandon
948
00:41:58,792 --> 00:42:01,088
my daughter at school.
I was at work, I--
949
00:42:01,129 --> 00:42:02,547
When you're
a single working mother
950
00:42:02,589 --> 00:42:05,760
trying to provide for a kid,
things like this happen.
951
00:42:05,802 --> 00:42:07,221
Hello?
952
00:42:07,262 --> 00:42:08,639
Hi, Franny.
953
00:42:08,681 --> 00:42:10,641
Mommy's on her way, honey.
954
00:42:10,683 --> 00:42:12,268
I know.
Mommy misses you too, honey.
955
00:42:12,310 --> 00:42:14,563
I'll be right there.
956
00:42:14,605 --> 00:42:15,898
Hey, baby, I got something
957
00:42:15,940 --> 00:42:18,485
that'll put a smile
on your face...right here.
958
00:42:20,697 --> 00:42:23,325
You know what?
Actually, I would love that.
959
00:42:23,367 --> 00:42:25,662
For real?
960
00:42:25,704 --> 00:42:27,664
Oh--fuck! Uhh--
961
00:42:27,706 --> 00:42:30,460
punchy music
962
00:42:32,879 --> 00:42:35,842
You just checked your messages,
like, two minutes ago.
963
00:42:35,883 --> 00:42:37,428
And shouldn't you be
keeping a look out
964
00:42:37,469 --> 00:42:40,348
in case someone tries to, like,
rob us or somethin'?
965
00:42:40,390 --> 00:42:41,641
You think she knows
how to insert
966
00:42:41,683 --> 00:42:42,518
the little piss tube thing--
967
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,645
The catheter, yes.
968
00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:46,523
Maybe I should just
give her a call,
969
00:42:46,565 --> 00:42:48,359
make sure everything's okay.
970
00:42:48,401 --> 00:42:50,320
We're finally
getting work done.
971
00:42:50,362 --> 00:42:54,199
Can we please just concentrate
for a couple more hours?
972
00:42:54,241 --> 00:42:55,535
Thank you.
973
00:42:57,412 --> 00:42:59,498
Maybe we should swing by
after the next stop,
974
00:42:59,540 --> 00:43:01,709
you know,
make sure she's okay.
975
00:43:05,757 --> 00:43:07,592
And another one bites the dust.
976
00:43:07,633 --> 00:43:10,137
Yes, one more down,
and it is Miller time!
977
00:43:10,179 --> 00:43:12,640
Alibi Room--let's finish it
off strong, boys.
978
00:43:12,682 --> 00:43:14,477
Hop in, kid.
Time's a-wastin'.
979
00:43:14,518 --> 00:43:16,062
Uh, hey, can I drive?
980
00:43:16,103 --> 00:43:17,313
- No.
981
00:43:17,354 --> 00:43:19,149
Come on, you guys've been
driving all day.
982
00:43:19,191 --> 00:43:20,902
Polishing your aviators,
workin' on your tan,
983
00:43:20,943 --> 00:43:22,529
while I've been doin'
all the work.
984
00:43:22,571 --> 00:43:23,906
-Yeah, so?
-I've never driven
985
00:43:23,947 --> 00:43:25,032
a Ferrari before.
986
00:43:25,074 --> 00:43:26,868
I wanna feel
some Italian horsepower.
987
00:43:26,910 --> 00:43:29,162
This might be my only chance.
988
00:43:31,457 --> 00:43:33,752
All right, son.
989
00:43:33,794 --> 00:43:36,214
Let's see what you got.
990
00:43:41,137 --> 00:43:43,682
Long as it ain't mine.
991
00:43:48,021 --> 00:43:50,441
But w-we gotta turn--
turn ourselves in.
992
00:43:50,483 --> 00:43:52,443
No, no. If the cops
thought you knew anything,
993
00:43:52,485 --> 00:43:54,279
they would've come, and they
would've picked you up.
994
00:43:54,321 --> 00:43:57,158
Th-they called me to come
down for questioning, Lip.
995
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,994
-They know!
-They don't know shit.
996
00:43:59,036 --> 00:44:00,831
I wanna come clean, okay?
997
00:44:00,872 --> 00:44:03,458
Ma-make some kinda deal
and return all the stuff.
998
00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:04,668
- You wanna make a deal?
-Yeah.
999
00:44:04,710 --> 00:44:06,295
You're gonna fuck both of us,
okay?
1000
00:44:06,337 --> 00:44:07,965
There's no way that
they're gonna believe
1001
00:44:08,006 --> 00:44:09,633
that you stole all that shit
by yourself.
1002
00:44:09,675 --> 00:44:11,762
Well, I-I won't give up you
or Mickey!
1003
00:44:11,804 --> 00:44:13,848
-I swear!
-Uh, Lip,
1004
00:44:13,889 --> 00:44:16,309
help me make a bottle
for Fred in the kitchen.
1005
00:44:16,351 --> 00:44:18,436
-Now.
-Yeah.
1006
00:44:18,478 --> 00:44:20,481
He is not gonna last
1007
00:44:20,523 --> 00:44:22,818
five minutes with the cops.
1008
00:44:24,779 --> 00:44:26,072
You need to do something.
1009
00:44:26,114 --> 00:44:27,740
Do something?
Like what?
1010
00:44:27,782 --> 00:44:29,953
Get rid of the evidence,
for starters!
1011
00:44:29,995 --> 00:44:31,580
I haven't found a place
to sell the parts yet.
1012
00:44:31,621 --> 00:44:32,999
Okay, let's just wait
for the ideal buyer
1013
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:34,333
while the cops close in!
1014
00:44:34,375 --> 00:44:35,961
-Cops aren't closing in.
- They will be!
1015
00:44:36,003 --> 00:44:38,463
Okay? As soon as they get
Brad in a room at the station
1016
00:44:38,505 --> 00:44:41,177
and he starts crying
and confessing...
1017
00:44:43,220 --> 00:44:45,765
I don't know,
maybe we should just...
1018
00:44:45,807 --> 00:44:47,935
take care of him.
1019
00:44:47,977 --> 00:44:50,022
Take--meaning what, exactly?
1020
00:44:50,063 --> 00:44:51,857
Meaning...
1021
00:44:51,899 --> 00:44:54,485
take care of him.
1022
00:44:54,527 --> 00:44:56,905
Wow, this whole, uh,
life of crime thing for you
1023
00:44:56,947 --> 00:44:58,824
is gettin' a little bit
outta hand,
1024
00:44:58,866 --> 00:45:00,702
-don't ya think, Capone?
-No! No, because he is
1025
00:45:00,744 --> 00:45:02,413
gonna get everyone busted.
1026
00:45:02,455 --> 00:45:03,956
I am involved now, okay?
1027
00:45:03,999 --> 00:45:06,543
Who is gonna raise Fred
if we both end up in jail?
1028
00:45:12,843 --> 00:45:14,512
Okay, yeah, he does seem
a little bit fragile.
1029
00:45:14,554 --> 00:45:16,640
Oh, yeah, no shit!
1030
00:45:16,681 --> 00:45:19,394
We can't let him
out of our sight.
1031
00:45:24,817 --> 00:45:26,027
Fuck!
1032
00:45:29,532 --> 00:45:31,661
I need to take a rain check
on family bar night.
1033
00:45:31,702 --> 00:45:33,663
What?
1034
00:45:33,704 --> 00:45:35,999
No, no, no, no.
You love family bar night.
1035
00:45:36,041 --> 00:45:37,585
-Cartoons on the TV...
- I love cartoons.
1036
00:45:37,627 --> 00:45:39,255
-The pizza.
- I love pizza.
1037
00:45:39,296 --> 00:45:41,257
All the soda the girls
can drink--come on, V.
1038
00:45:41,298 --> 00:45:43,385
I appreciate your trying
to cheer me up,
1039
00:45:43,426 --> 00:45:44,928
but I just wanna go home
and take a nap.
1040
00:45:44,970 --> 00:45:46,931
You can close up
by yourself, right?
1041
00:45:46,973 --> 00:45:48,600
-Come on, girls.
-No, wait, I'm sorry,
1042
00:45:48,642 --> 00:45:50,270
but I can't let you go.
1043
00:45:50,311 --> 00:45:52,272
Sorry I'm late!
1044
00:45:52,313 --> 00:45:53,606
Ma?
1045
00:45:53,648 --> 00:45:56,068
-I-is that your wedding dress?
- Yeah.
1046
00:45:56,110 --> 00:45:59,114
I just pulled it
out of storage...for you.
1047
00:45:59,155 --> 00:46:01,409
-For me?
- Mm-hmm.
1048
00:46:01,450 --> 00:46:03,620
What's goin' on?
1049
00:46:03,662 --> 00:46:06,457
It's not family bar night.
1050
00:46:06,499 --> 00:46:08,377
It was never family bar night.
1051
00:46:08,419 --> 00:46:10,587
You remember how we wanted
to get married at City Hall,
1052
00:46:10,629 --> 00:46:12,924
but they cancelled everything
'cause of the shutdown?
1053
00:46:12,966 --> 00:46:14,927
Well, they're clearing
their backlog.
1054
00:46:14,969 --> 00:46:17,556
They're doing weddings
on Zoom.
1055
00:46:17,597 --> 00:46:20,852
upbeat bluesy music
1056
00:46:32,617 --> 00:46:36,831
How many years...
1057
00:46:36,873 --> 00:46:39,168
-We're gettin' married?
-Yes.
1058
00:46:39,209 --> 00:46:41,004
Right now?
1059
00:46:41,046 --> 00:46:43,966
Right now.
1060
00:46:44,008 --> 00:46:46,678
Seem to blind me
1061
00:46:52,561 --> 00:46:55,439
-You good?
-Yeah. Don't I seem good?
1062
00:46:55,481 --> 00:46:57,610
You're drivin'
like my grandma.
1063
00:46:57,651 --> 00:47:00,029
Thought you wanted to feel
some Italian horsepower.
1064
00:47:00,071 --> 00:47:01,990
I'm just being cautious.
1065
00:47:02,032 --> 00:47:03,533
There's cautious,
1066
00:47:03,575 --> 00:47:05,328
and then there's
whatever this is.
1067
00:47:05,370 --> 00:47:06,371
Giddy up, kid.
1068
00:47:09,959 --> 00:47:11,586
That a boy.
1069
00:47:11,628 --> 00:47:14,632
rock music
1070
00:47:14,674 --> 00:47:16,385
Okay.
1071
00:47:16,426 --> 00:47:18,763
All right, that's enough.
1072
00:47:19,889 --> 00:47:22,810
That's enough, kid.
1073
00:47:22,851 --> 00:47:24,896
Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down!
Slow the fuck down!
1074
00:47:24,938 --> 00:47:26,941
I don't know what's going on.
It's outta control!
1075
00:47:26,982 --> 00:47:28,859
Brake, brake, brake!
1076
00:47:30,611 --> 00:47:32,782
Oh...what the fuck?
1077
00:47:32,824 --> 00:47:36,744
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
1078
00:47:36,787 --> 00:47:38,205
Piece of shit!
1079
00:47:38,247 --> 00:47:39,581
Man, what the hell?
1080
00:47:39,623 --> 00:47:41,751
- You fuck!
- I told you
1081
00:47:41,793 --> 00:47:44,089
don't let Billie Eilish
drive the car!
1082
00:47:49,220 --> 00:47:51,181
Mommy'll be right up, baby.
1083
00:47:58,149 --> 00:48:00,360
Rough day?
1084
00:48:01,736 --> 00:48:03,698
I didn't expect you
to be here.
1085
00:48:03,739 --> 00:48:06,995
No, I wasn't.
I left.
1086
00:48:07,036 --> 00:48:09,497
But then I came back,
because I thought
1087
00:48:09,539 --> 00:48:12,585
I should tell you to your face
how big of a bitch you are.
1088
00:48:15,422 --> 00:48:17,925
Mission accomplished.
1089
00:48:20,721 --> 00:48:24,934
You know, we both said
some things we shouldn't have.
1090
00:48:24,976 --> 00:48:27,313
But I'm open
to talking it out.
1091
00:48:29,649 --> 00:48:31,819
I'm not.
1092
00:48:31,860 --> 00:48:33,946
What do you mean?
1093
00:48:33,988 --> 00:48:37,452
I don't think I could be
with a person like you, Sandy.
1094
00:48:37,494 --> 00:48:39,662
A person like me.
Wow.
1095
00:48:39,704 --> 00:48:41,624
You left your kid.
1096
00:48:44,128 --> 00:48:46,923
So what did you do last night
and then again all day today?
1097
00:48:46,964 --> 00:48:48,925
-Is that not the same, or--
-I blew off some steam
1098
00:48:48,966 --> 00:48:50,427
for less than a day.
1099
00:48:50,469 --> 00:48:52,430
And it sucked,
and now I'm back.
1100
00:48:52,472 --> 00:48:53,973
With my kid.
1101
00:48:54,015 --> 00:48:56,143
Can you say the same
about you and Prince?
1102
00:48:56,186 --> 00:48:58,688
No, that is not fair.
I told you why I left Prince.
1103
00:48:58,730 --> 00:49:00,190
-I was 15 years old.
-Oh, my God.
1104
00:49:00,233 --> 00:49:02,402
I've heard
all of your excuses, Sandy,
1105
00:49:02,444 --> 00:49:04,863
and they sound great
coming out of your mouth.
1106
00:49:04,905 --> 00:49:06,866
But at the end of the day,
1107
00:49:06,908 --> 00:49:09,703
you walked out on somebody
that needed you.
1108
00:49:09,745 --> 00:49:12,624
I've got my entire family
trying to leave me.
1109
00:49:12,666 --> 00:49:15,294
I don't need to be worried
about you too.
1110
00:49:31,857 --> 00:49:34,069
You fucking...
1111
00:49:41,997 --> 00:49:44,083
You should see the scene
out there.
1112
00:49:44,124 --> 00:49:47,713
Some idiot drove his Ferrari
into a parked car.
1113
00:49:47,754 --> 00:49:50,675
What, she's not ready yet?
We're gonna miss our time slot.
1114
00:50:06,822 --> 00:50:08,949
-Is this dress too much?
-Excuse me?
1115
00:50:08,991 --> 00:50:11,119
-What's wrong with my dress?
- Nothin'.
1116
00:50:12,622 --> 00:50:14,248
It's perfect.
1117
00:50:18,503 --> 00:50:20,465
Are we really doing this?
1118
00:50:20,506 --> 00:50:22,801
I think so.
1119
00:50:22,843 --> 00:50:25,221
Dominic!
No, honey,
1120
00:50:25,263 --> 00:50:28,309
look, that is for
after they get married.
1121
00:50:28,351 --> 00:50:30,812
Kay?
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
1122
00:50:30,854 --> 00:50:33,440
I think they're ready
for y'all.
1123
00:50:40,910 --> 00:50:42,495
Yes, sir, I'm ready.
1124
00:50:42,535 --> 00:50:44,831
Me too.
1125
00:50:44,873 --> 00:50:46,667
Dominic!
1126
00:50:46,708 --> 00:50:48,836
I'm gonna beat
your little ass--sit down!
1127
00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:51,507
Yes, sir.
1128
00:50:54,928 --> 00:50:56,680
We'll just check in on him
real quick,
1129
00:50:56,721 --> 00:50:58,182
and then we got to get
to Liam's school.
1130
00:50:58,224 --> 00:50:59,684
-We're already late.
-In and out, all right?
1131
00:50:59,725 --> 00:51:01,019
I promise.
1132
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,357
Where's Terry?
1133
00:51:04,399 --> 00:51:07,361
Your father...
he's an evil man.
1134
00:51:07,403 --> 00:51:09,030
No shit.
What're you doin' out here?
1135
00:51:09,072 --> 00:51:10,782
I had to handle him
the same way
1136
00:51:10,824 --> 00:51:12,660
I handled Sister Cecilia.
1137
00:51:12,702 --> 00:51:14,037
Yeah, the slap to the back
of the head thing, right?
1138
00:51:14,079 --> 00:51:16,832
- No.
-What? Like drugs?
1139
00:51:16,873 --> 00:51:18,793
-Fuckin' loves those.
- No.
1140
00:51:18,835 --> 00:51:21,714
A return to sit at the feet
of our Lord and Savior
1141
00:51:21,755 --> 00:51:24,551
in death.
1142
00:51:24,592 --> 00:51:27,346
funky music
1143
00:51:29,224 --> 00:51:31,144
Sorry, did you just say death?
1144
00:51:47,039 --> 00:51:50,627
Okay, we'll now take a minute
to consider the suggestion
1145
00:51:50,669 --> 00:51:54,007
of Mahatma Gandhi
Academy of Peace.
1146
00:51:55,176 --> 00:51:56,802
What's up, buddy?
1147
00:51:56,844 --> 00:51:58,472
Where is everybody?
1148
00:51:58,513 --> 00:52:01,559
Fuck 'em.
What'd I miss?
1149
00:52:01,601 --> 00:52:03,270
They already rejected
1150
00:52:03,312 --> 00:52:04,646
Martin Luther King
Middle School
1151
00:52:04,688 --> 00:52:06,941
because MLK was a womanizer.
1152
00:52:06,983 --> 00:52:08,527
Then they rejected
Barack Obama
1153
00:52:08,569 --> 00:52:11,198
because of his "use of drones
in the Middle East."
1154
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:12,616
They even said no
to Michael Jordan.
1155
00:52:12,657 --> 00:52:14,034
Whoa, the GOAT?
1156
00:52:14,075 --> 00:52:16,454
His gambling sets
a bad example.
1157
00:52:16,496 --> 00:52:18,957
Tough crowd.
1158
00:52:18,999 --> 00:52:21,920
Hey, why's Frank
sittin' over there?
1159
00:52:21,961 --> 00:52:24,047
Said if I'm not with him,
I'm against him.
1160
00:52:24,088 --> 00:52:25,800
I guess we're enemies.
1161
00:52:25,841 --> 00:52:28,471
Unfortunately, I don't
think we can further consider
1162
00:52:28,513 --> 00:52:31,224
Mahatma Gandhi Academy
of Peace.
1163
00:52:31,265 --> 00:52:33,060
We've been made aware of
1164
00:52:33,101 --> 00:52:35,145
some problematic
century-old comments
1165
00:52:35,187 --> 00:52:37,982
Mr. Gandhi made
about Black Africans.
1166
00:52:38,024 --> 00:52:40,986
They're...disqualifying.
1167
00:52:41,028 --> 00:52:43,866
Up next to propose
a new name,
1168
00:52:43,908 --> 00:52:45,827
Francis Gallagher,
1169
00:52:45,868 --> 00:52:48,664
class of 1968.
1170
00:52:50,374 --> 00:52:54,380
Uh...thank you,
madam...president.
1171
00:52:54,422 --> 00:52:56,800
Thank you.
What I'd like to, uh,
1172
00:52:56,842 --> 00:52:59,846
to talk about today...
1173
00:52:59,887 --> 00:53:01,723
...is, um...
1174
00:53:04,017 --> 00:53:07,982
Obviously,
I'm here to address,
1175
00:53:08,023 --> 00:53:10,359
uh, t-the--uh...
1176
00:53:11,319 --> 00:53:14,073
I would like to address,
uh, the...
1177
00:53:16,492 --> 00:53:18,036
Uh...gimme a second.
1178
00:53:18,078 --> 00:53:21,124
It'll come to me.
1179
00:53:21,165 --> 00:53:23,837
I can't seem to remember
what I had to say.
1180
00:53:23,879 --> 00:53:25,380
Um, I don't think...
1181
00:53:28,426 --> 00:53:30,804
Memory's funny, isn't it?
It's like...
1182
00:53:30,846 --> 00:53:32,347
sand through your fingers.
1183
00:53:32,389 --> 00:53:35,393
Sometimes you can grab it,
and sometimes...
1184
00:53:36,770 --> 00:53:39,733
That damn fragile thing,
it's...
1185
00:53:42,778 --> 00:53:45,157
...all that'll be left of us.
1186
00:53:45,198 --> 00:53:47,409
All of us, at some point...
1187
00:53:49,788 --> 00:53:52,792
Just a memory.
1188
00:53:52,834 --> 00:53:55,963
And let me tell ya,
if you haven't made a mark,
1189
00:53:56,005 --> 00:54:00,260
now, while you're kickin'...
1190
00:54:00,302 --> 00:54:02,471
you don't even get that.
1191
00:54:04,057 --> 00:54:06,185
Uh...
1192
00:54:06,226 --> 00:54:07,478
uh...
1193
00:54:16,406 --> 00:54:18,284
Johnny?
1194
00:54:19,744 --> 00:54:22,207
Johnny Wisneiwski?
1195
00:54:22,248 --> 00:54:23,708
Hey!
1196
00:54:23,750 --> 00:54:26,128
Why don't you show everybody
your little baby dick?
1197
00:54:26,170 --> 00:54:27,546
-Come on!
1198
00:54:27,588 --> 00:54:29,716
I-I know the rest of the team
1199
00:54:29,758 --> 00:54:32,053
would really get
a kick outta that, huh?
1200
00:54:32,095 --> 00:54:34,473
I tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'll go first.
1201
00:54:34,515 --> 00:54:36,558
-Okay? Come on, Johnny.
1202
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:38,645
- Mr. Gallagher--
- Hey, hey, back up!
1203
00:54:38,687 --> 00:54:40,814
That's my dad, asshole!
CPD!
1204
00:54:44,861 --> 00:54:46,823
What'd Frank do
this time?
1205
00:54:46,864 --> 00:54:48,783
He really lost it today.
1206
00:54:48,825 --> 00:54:51,662
Stripped naked at Liam's school
in front of a bunch of kids.
1207
00:54:51,704 --> 00:54:53,957
Only thing I could do to
prevent him from going to jail
1208
00:54:53,999 --> 00:54:56,335
was badging everyone there,
taking him to the ER.
1209
00:54:56,377 --> 00:54:58,505
He's still getting
evaluated.
1210
00:54:58,547 --> 00:55:00,216
Debs, you okay?
1211
00:55:00,258 --> 00:55:02,844
I've had a day.
1212
00:55:04,221 --> 00:55:06,558
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1213
00:55:06,599 --> 00:55:08,518
I guess
that makes all of us.
1214
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:11,440
A nun killed Mickey's dad.
1215
00:55:11,481 --> 00:55:14,152
Terry's dead?
1216
00:55:14,193 --> 00:55:15,820
As a doornail.
1217
00:55:15,862 --> 00:55:18,031
Damn! A nun?
1218
00:55:18,072 --> 00:55:22,579
God really does work in
mysterious ways, doesn't she?
1219
00:55:23,664 --> 00:55:26,042
Hey, sorry I missed your thing.
1220
00:55:26,083 --> 00:55:28,545
Terry's dying kinda threw
a wrench in our schedule.
1221
00:55:28,587 --> 00:55:32,216
-How'd it go?
-I think I did all right.
1222
00:55:33,092 --> 00:55:34,387
-Whoa!
-Hey!
1223
00:55:34,429 --> 00:55:35,805
-Shit, man!
-Nice!
1224
00:55:35,847 --> 00:55:37,724
What name did ya
end up pitching?
1225
00:55:37,766 --> 00:55:39,643
Well, when I realized
they had a problem
1226
00:55:39,685 --> 00:55:42,564
with every famous person's name
that anybody suggested,
1227
00:55:42,606 --> 00:55:44,567
I just thought
I'll play it safe,
1228
00:55:44,609 --> 00:55:47,571
so from now on, it's just gonna
be called The Middle School.
1229
00:55:47,613 --> 00:55:49,699
Nice one, man.
1230
00:55:49,741 --> 00:55:50,992
Hi.
1231
00:55:53,746 --> 00:55:55,164
What's going on?
1232
00:55:55,206 --> 00:55:56,833
-Where's Brad?
-Locked in the car.
1233
00:55:56,875 --> 00:55:58,669
Handcuffed to the door.
He's calmed down,
1234
00:55:58,711 --> 00:56:01,255
but he is a ticking bomb.
We gotta do something
1235
00:56:01,297 --> 00:56:03,718
-before he goes to the cops.
1236
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:07,138
Okay, so all
of Mr. Gallagher's behavior
1237
00:56:07,180 --> 00:56:09,100
can be explained by
his previous diagnosis.
1238
00:56:09,141 --> 00:56:11,061
We didn't find evidence
of anything new.
1239
00:56:11,103 --> 00:56:12,563
Sorry,
his-his previous diagnosis?
1240
00:56:12,605 --> 00:56:14,899
Well, we treated Mr. Gallagher
three weeks ago,
1241
00:56:14,941 --> 00:56:17,487
did a neurological assessment,
and arrived at a diagnosis
1242
00:56:17,529 --> 00:56:20,115
of alcoholic dementia.
1243
00:56:21,867 --> 00:56:24,663
I'm...sorry. I thought
he would have told you by now.
1244
00:56:24,704 --> 00:56:25,956
I'm sure I mentioned it.
1245
00:56:25,997 --> 00:56:28,960
No.
You didn't.
1246
00:56:29,001 --> 00:56:31,213
I'm sorry.
What is alcoholic dementia?
1247
00:56:31,255 --> 00:56:33,925
Basically, he pickled his brain
with decades of drinking,
1248
00:56:33,967 --> 00:56:35,845
and now his mind
is calling it quits.
1249
00:56:35,886 --> 00:56:38,723
It involves significant
impairments of memory
1250
00:56:38,765 --> 00:56:41,101
and other cognitive functions.
1251
00:56:41,143 --> 00:56:43,396
Were you aware that your father
is an alcoholic?
1252
00:56:43,437 --> 00:56:47,109
There's been
some evidence of that, yeah.
1253
00:56:47,151 --> 00:56:49,154
Some days will be good,
and some will be bad.
1254
00:56:49,195 --> 00:56:50,488
Very bad.
1255
00:56:50,530 --> 00:56:53,075
It won't be
a linear progression.
1256
00:56:53,117 --> 00:56:55,412
You have to be prepared
to go along for the ride.
1257
00:56:55,453 --> 00:56:57,248
And try not to contradict him.
1258
00:56:57,290 --> 00:57:00,085
That leads to confusion
and anger.
1259
00:57:00,127 --> 00:57:01,921
Excuse me.
1260
00:57:06,260 --> 00:57:08,263
What are we doin'
in the hospital?
1261
00:57:08,305 --> 00:57:09,931
One of you have another kid?
1262
00:57:11,767 --> 00:57:13,728
No, you-you've got dementia.
1263
00:57:13,770 --> 00:57:16,816
From bein' a drunk, Frank.
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