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Love seat is interesting.
Some guy thought:
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"If they won't sit closer to us
why not just shorten the furniture?"
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My favorite furniture brand
is the La-Z-Boy.
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This is very flattering
to the prospective customer, isn't it?
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Why not call it the half-conscious-
deadbeat-with-no-job-home-all-day...
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...eating-Cheetos
and-watching-TV recliner?
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And it goes back so far, that thing.
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I mean, go to bed already.
It's over. You're wiped.
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So she got you to join a book club?
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I got a feeling I'm gonna be
much smarter than you pretty soon.
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Well, I think that statement alone
reflects your burgeoning intelligence.
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- What about this one?
- No, I don't like that one.
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- So, what's your first book?
- Breakfast at Tiffany's. Ninety pages.
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- It's kind of old, isn't it?
- They wanted a Truman Capote book.
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Oh, sure, Truman Capote.
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- He's a great writer.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Ever read anything by him?
- No. You?
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No.
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What about this one?
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Look at this. This is it.
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This is what I'm looking for.
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Oh, yeah.
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- Hey, what's going on?
- New couch, baby.
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New couch? Why?
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I love this couch. The best part is
it doesn't fold out...
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...so no one can sleep over.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Oh, let me get the door for you.
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Be careful.
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Wait till you see it. It's perfect.
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The guy told me it's one of a kind.
They stopped making it.
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What are you doing
with your old couch?
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The moving guys are taking it.
You want it?
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Yeah, I'll take it.
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I'm sure they can deliver it to you.
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Yes, they can.
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- Hey, couch is coming.
- It's here.
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All right. Yeah. You know,
I'm excited about this, Jerry.
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In a way, I feel like I'm getting
a new couch.
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Yeah, so do I.
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You remember Poppie?
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- You mean from Poppie's restaurant?
- Yeah, yeah.
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Anyway, we're going
into business together.
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Remember my idea
about the place...
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...where you make your own pizza?
- What was that again?
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It's a pizza place
where you make your own pie.
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We give you the dough,
the sauce, the cheese.
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You pound it, slap it,
you flip it up into the air...
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...put your toppings on,
and you slide it into the oven.
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That sounds good, huh?
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I can't wait to get me a fella
and make my own pie.
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What made you resurrect
that old idea?
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Well, I happened to be
eating at Poppie's...
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...when I told him the old idea
and his eyes:
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Just lit up.
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- You know, he wants to back it.
- I heard Poppie's was good. Let's go.
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I'm not going. Didrt he get busted
by the board of health?
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No, that was in the past, Jerry.
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As it happens, New York magazine
just judged his kitchen...
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...to be one of the cleanest
in the city.
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They got a duck there, you think
you died and went to heaven.
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I love duck. Come on, come on.
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You gotta order it
two days in advance.
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I'll call them,
I'll order the duck for you.
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Kramer, l...
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Right there, guys. That's perfect.
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What do you think, Lainey?
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Well, I don't know.
I'll have to sit on it.
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Oh, no, I don't want anyone
sitting on it.
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Sign here.
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Excuse me. I was wondering
if it would be possible...
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...if you could you deliver
the old couch to my apartment?
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- It's not very far.
- Sure.
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Okay. You got room in the truck
for me?
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I think we can squeeze you in.
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Oh, goody. Okay. Well...
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...I'll see you chumps later.
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Did you offer those guys a drink?
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No. Should I have?
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- What kind of a person are you?
- I don't know.
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Okay, Breakfast at Tiffany's.
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So he puts the couch down...
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...and just as he's about to leave,
he says, "Do you date moving men?"
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- You wanna know what I said?
- I can't wait.
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"I do now."
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- Clever.
- Is that something?
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- Is that something?
- Yes, you're something.
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So anyway, when they
were in my house before...
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...I didn't offer them
anything to drink.
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Well, they're real men, Jerry.
They get sweaty.
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So anyone sweaty in your house
has to be offered a drink?
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Yes.
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Would you apologize for me?
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Hello. Jerry, so good
to see you again.
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Hello...
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...Poppie.
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- This is Elaine.
- Nice to meet you, Poppie.
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- Let me show you to your table.
- Okay.
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Your duck is cooking
as we speak.
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It is so succulent, so succulent.
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So Kramer told us all about
your business venture together.
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Your friend and I are gonna make
a lot of money.
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Of course,
I already have a lot of money.
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Poppie does very well.
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Very well.
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Well, your mother must be
very proud of you.
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My mother
was taken from my house...
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...by the communists
in the middle of the night...
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...when I was 10 years old.
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She was sent
to a slave-labor camp...
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...where she labored for 12 years.
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Finally, they released her...
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...and she was on a boat to America
to reunite with us.
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But she was served some bad fish,
and she died on the high seas.
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So, what's good tonight?
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Boy, I'm really looking forward
to this duck.
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I've never had food
ordered in advance before.
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Could have stayed home
and ordered pizza from Pokeno's.
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Pokeno's? Oh, no. You should never
order pizza from Pokeno's.
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- Why not?
- The owner contributes money...
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...to those fanatical
anti-abortion groups.
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- So you won't eat the pizza?
- No way.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Well, what if...
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...Poppie felt the same way?
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Well, I guess I wouldn't
eat here then.
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Really?
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Yeah, that's right.
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Well, perhaps we should inquire.
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Poppie? Oh, Poppie?
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- Could I have a word?
- Yes, Jerry. I just checked your duck.
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It is more succulent
than even I had hoped.
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Poppie, I was just curious.
Where do you stand on abortion?
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When my mother was abducted
by the communists...
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...she was with a child.
- Oh, boy.
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But the communists,
they put an end to that.
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So on this issue,
there is no debate...
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...and no intelligent person
can think differently.
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Well, Poppie, I think differently.
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And what gives you
the right to do that?
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The Supreme Court gives me the right
to do that!
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Let's go, Jerry. Come on.
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I heard that. Let's go, Henry.
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- We just got here.
- I'm with you, Poppie.
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- Let's go.
- And I am not coming back!
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You're not welcome!
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Well, I'm certainly glad
I brought it up.
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Well, you should've seen it.
It was quite a scene over there.
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- I'm sorry I missed it.
- Oh, you really missed something.
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And I have to say...
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...it was pretty much all my fault.
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So how's the book coming?
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- I say how's the book coming?
- Oh, pretty good.
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So, what's it about?
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- Well, it's about Holly Golightly.
- Holly Golightly.
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- Yeah, she's quite a character.
- Havert read a page, have you?
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- No.
- Big surprise.
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I couldn't. If it's not about sports,
I find it very hard to concentrate.
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You're not very bright, are you?
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No, I'm not.
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I would like to be, but I'm not.
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What am I gonna do?
The book club meets in a few days.
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Why don't you rent the movie?
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Why don't I rent the movie?
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You see? This is when I like you.
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Now I'm relieved.
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So...
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...how was the dinner last night?
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Oh, well...
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Did you enjoy the duck?
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Oh, Elaine, I was just asking
how dinner went last night.
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- Oh, well...
- All right, what did you do to Poppie?
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- Nothing.
- Well, he's in the hospital.
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And the cook says
you put him there.
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- What's wrong with him?
- I don't know.
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I'm gonna go and visit him later.
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It would be nice
if you got him something.
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We should get him something.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Do you know I've been using the same
bottle of shampoo for a year?
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And I shampoo every day.
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So, what do you think
of my conversation?
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Not much.
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I would've invited you up...
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...but I don't have any furniture.
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- You don't have any furniture?
- No, I hate furniture. I can't look at it.
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Oh, I can understand that.
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- A pretty good date, huh?
- Yeah, no heavy lifting.
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Anyway, Jerry and Elaine felt bad
about what happened to you...
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...and wanted you to have this.
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What's this?
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A bottle of wine
and a five-alarm chili?
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They're trying to kill Poppie?
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- Why?
- Don't they know I have...
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...a gastrointestinal disorder?
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If I would have any of this,
I would die.
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Then Poppie's no good to anyone.
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This is a sick, sick joke on Poppie.
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How could you be friends
with those two?
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Well, we're not very close.
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- They owe me for those ducks.
- Yeah.
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- They're flown in from Newfoundland.
- They got good ducks there, huh?
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Very good ducks.
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I'm in love!
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This is it, Jerry! This is it!
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He is such an incredible person.
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He's real. He's honest.
He's unpretentious.
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Oh, I'm really lucky.
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Did you tell him I was sorry
about the drink?
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No. I forgot.
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The best part is,
he doesn't play games.
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You know? There are no games.
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No games? What is the point
of dating without games?
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How do you know
if you're winning or losing?
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Well, all I know is...
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...he doesn't like games,
and he doesn't play games.
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You know, he has too much character
and integrity.
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And what is his stand on abortion?
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What?
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What is his stand...
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...on abortion?
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Well, I'm sure he's pro-choice.
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How do you know?
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Because he...
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Well...
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He's just so good-Iooking.
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Well, you should probably ask.
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Because if he's gonna be coming over
with those Pokeno's pizzas...
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...could be trouble.
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I'd like to rent
Breakfast at Tiffany's.
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This is out. Someone has it.
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Out? Oh, no, I've...
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I've been to four places.
You're the only ones with it.
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Well, I could put it
on reserve for you if you'd like.
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Maybe we could call them
and ask them to return it.
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Sorry, we can't do that.
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Well, maybe they're done with it.
I could go pick it up.
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I don't think so.
It doesn't work that way.
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Yes?
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Excuse me, are you Joe Temple?
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00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,023
Yes.
243
00:13:23,502 --> 00:13:25,868
Yes, you don't know me.
244
00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:28,404
My name is George Costanza.
245
00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:31,702
Did you happen to rent
Breakfast at Tiffany's?
246
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,177
- Hey.
- What's happening?
247
00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:38,179
Well, you know,
Poppie's over at my place.
248
00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:41,649
Tonight's the big night. I'll make
the first test pizza at the restaurant.
249
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:45,348
You got a regular Manattan Project
going on over there.
250
00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:47,890
Anyway, he's about to leave.
He wants the duck money.
251
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:51,120
- Oh, okay. Hi, Poppie.
- Hello.
252
00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:53,822
Sorry about the gift.
I didn't know about your condition.
253
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:55,227
That's fine.
254
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,767
If you just give me my duck money,
I'll be on my way.
255
00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,837
Okay, I'll get it.
256
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,901
Why don't you sit down, Poppie,
you're still recuperating.
257
00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:14,051
Are you tired, Poppie?
258
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:17,678
- No.
- Poppie, you really think people...
259
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,256
...wanna make their own pizza?
260
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:23,156
Kramer, did I ever tell you
about my mother?
261
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:27,064
- My mother...
- Here you go.
262
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:30,896
Anyway, I'm sorry again about the...
263
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:32,435
- The...
- The what?
264
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,232
The...
265
00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:38,232
- The... The...
- Okay, Poppie. So long, huh?
266
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:40,602
I'll see you tonight.
267
00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:44,779
Kramer, what is this?
268
00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:47,009
- What is what?
- This puddle on my sofa!
269
00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:49,552
- What puddle?
- That puddle!
270
00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:54,257
I don't know.
271
00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:56,652
Is it...?
272
00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:58,953
Could it...?
273
00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:02,130
Could he have...?
274
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:03,962
It is!
275
00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:06,764
Poppie peed on my sofa!
276
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:11,072
- Are you sure?
- Well, what is it, then?
277
00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:18,643
My new sofa!
Poppie peed on my new sofa!
278
00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:20,341
I'm sure it'll come out.
279
00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:23,647
I don't care if it comes out.
I can't sit on that anymore.
280
00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:26,518
- You're making too much of it.
- Yeah, you're right.
281
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:30,423
Just a natural human function.
Happens to be on my sofa...
282
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,656
...instead of in the toilet,
where it would normally be.
283
00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:35,188
Right.
284
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,830
Well, anyway, the book club
meets tomorrow, Mr. Temple.
285
00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:43,373
Well, I was gonna watch it
with my daughter.
286
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,339
She likes Audrey Hepburn
very much.
287
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:47,706
Yeah, she was a delicate flower.
288
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,883
Why didn't you just
read the book?
289
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:58,684
Well, as I say, the pinkeye
made my vision quite blurry.
290
00:15:58,857 --> 00:16:00,415
Remy.
291
00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:03,493
This is George.
292
00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:07,490
Would you mind if he watched
Breakfast at Tiffany's with us?
293
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:15,140
- Hi.
- Hi.
294
00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:17,841
- I missed you.
- Oh, I missed you.
295
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:20,103
I don't remember the last time
I felt this way.
296
00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:21,507
Me either.
297
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,841
- I think about you all the time.
- You do?
298
00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:26,450
- Do you think about me?
- Oh, yeah, all the time.
299
00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:27,983
All the time.
300
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,643
Although...
301
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,757
...recently I've been thinking about
this friend of mine.
302
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:36,520
- What friend?
- Oh, just this woman.
303
00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:40,563
She got impregnated
by her troglodytic half-brother...
304
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,724
...and decided to have an abortion.
305
00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:48,496
You know, someday...
306
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:52,110
...we're gonna get enough people on
the Supreme Court to change that law.
307
00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:01,882
So anything to nosh?
308
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:08,385
What did you want?
309
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,187
Popcorn?
310
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:13,627
Popcorn? Where do you
think you are?
311
00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:15,767
A lot of people keep popcorn
in the house.
312
00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:18,061
Well, we don't.
313
00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:23,164
You might wanna try it.
314
00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:25,374
Makes the movie more enjoyable,
that's all.
315
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:29,206
- Here's some nuts.
- Oh, nuts! Excellent!
316
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,212
You know what I love? How there's
two nuts named after people:
317
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,580
Hazel and Filbert.
318
00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:41,016
Can we watch
the movie now, Daddy?
319
00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:44,424
Hey, let's turn off the lights,
get some real movie atmosphere.
320
00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:47,030
The lights are fine.
321
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:52,763
See? Everybody can do this.
Yeah.
322
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:56,237
No, no. Use your wrist.
It's all in the wrist.
323
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,706
- Oh, yeah.
- Not too high!
324
00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:00,970
Very good. That's very good.
325
00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:03,876
All right,
put a little sauce on here.
326
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,655
- Now some cheese.
- Not too much.
327
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,985
And cucumbers.
328
00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:16,627
Hey, wait a second.
What is that?
329
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:18,460
- It's cucumbers.
- No, no.
330
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,257
You can't put cucumbers
on a pizza.
331
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:21,990
Why not? I like cucumbers.
332
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,601
That's not a pizza.
It will taste terrible.
333
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,829
But that's the idea.
Make your own pie.
334
00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:29,974
Yes, but we cannot give the people
the right...
335
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:32,133
...to choose any topping they want.
336
00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:34,836
Now, on this issue,
there can be no debate.
337
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:37,345
What gives you the right
to tell me how I make my pie?
338
00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:38,813
Because it's a pizza.
339
00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:41,282
It's not a pizza
till it comes out of the oven.
340
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:44,354
It's a pizza the moment
you put your fists in the dough.
341
00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:46,184
- No, it isn't!
- Yes, it is!
342
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,929
- I'm home.
- Hey, honey.
343
00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:59,332
- Hi, Mom.
- Hi, baby.
344
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:00,836
Hello.
345
00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:06,300
- Breakfast at Tiffany's?
- Yeah.
346
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,709
I just came back from Angela's.
It's not looking very good for Duncan.
347
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,509
Oh, that's too bad.
348
00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:14,675
The doctor thinks it's just
a matter of time.
349
00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:20,920
Joe. Could you...?
350
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,527
Poor guy. I hate to see him
suffer like this.
351
00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:25,925
- Yeah.
- You know, I'm sorry.
352
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,656
I hate to be one of those people...
353
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,324
...but we're right in the middle
of this thing.
354
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:31,901
I can't hear.
355
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,100
Who are you?
356
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:36,503
This is George Costanza.
357
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,508
It's just very hard to follow,
with all the talking.
358
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,013
I'll pause it, okay?
359
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,619
Any more grape juice?
360
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,513
So who is this guy?
361
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,626
- He's in some book club.
- And what's he doing here?
362
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:57,762
Cheating on his test.
363
00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:04,091
So we watching the movie
or are we still talking?
364
00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,563
Okay, come on, let's go.
365
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,034
What?
366
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,437
Come on, you took my seat.
367
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:13,134
It's not your seat.
368
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:18,278
- I was sitting there. Come on.
- You didn't save it.
369
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:21,478
I had the arm. Joe.
370
00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:22,950
What's the difference?
371
00:20:23,121 --> 00:20:25,612
I was very comfortable.
I've got my nuts here.
372
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,315
It's my couch.
373
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:30,628
All right, come on.
Come on, scootch over.
374
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:34,596
- Wait, it's my seat!
- Stop being like a 2-year-old.
375
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,995
Look! Look what you did!
376
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,867
You got grape juice
all over our couch.
377
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,702
You ruined our couch!
378
00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:46,571
Joe.
379
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:54,016
- Oh, my God.
- You see?
380
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,477
So are you gonna get a new couch?
381
00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:58,350
Well, I guess I have no choice.
382
00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:02,751
- What, do you want your old couch?
- I was hoping you'd offer.
383
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:05,820
- Yeah?
- It's the movers.
384
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,761
- Okay.
- Who's that?
385
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:11,061
- Your boyfriend. He's taking it out.
- No, he's not my boyfriend.
386
00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:12,726
Why?
387
00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:14,132
Take a guess.
388
00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:17,342
Oh, really.
389
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:20,976
- Hi.
- Hi.
390
00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:23,205
Hey, Carl, I also need you
to go to Elaine's...
391
00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:25,213
...and bring my old couch back.
- Today?
392
00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:26,976
- Could you?
- Sure.
393
00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:28,949
Well, what are you doing
with this couch?
394
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,782
George is taking it.
395
00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:34,187
Did you tell him it was peed on?
396
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:37,260
He said he doesn't care.
He'll just turn the cushion over.
397
00:21:39,364 --> 00:21:42,629
- I'm sorry you feel that way, Elaine.
- Yeah, me too.
398
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:45,668
- It's just too bad.
- Yeah, it is.
399
00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:49,398
Well, I better get this couch
back to Jerry's.
400
00:21:49,574 --> 00:21:53,066
- Can I offer you anything to drink?
- Yeah, sure.
401
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:57,310
- All I've got is grape juice.
- Throw it.
402
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:00,479
The couch!
403
00:22:11,229 --> 00:22:13,527
She didn't want the constraints
of any relationship.
404
00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:15,428
That's why she got rid of the cat.
405
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:19,627
The most important thing in Holly's life
was her independence.
406
00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:21,864
Well, not really.
407
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,338
After all, she did get together
with George Peppard.
408
00:22:28,246 --> 00:22:29,713
I mean, Fred.
409
00:22:30,415 --> 00:22:33,009
George, Fred's gay.
410
00:22:34,009 --> 00:22:44,009
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