All language subtitles for Keeping.Up.Appearances.5x04.A.Riverside.Picnic.(DVD).Tishbite75

( theme music playing )

YOU SEE?
NO TRAFFIC.

I TOLD YOU
WE'D DO BETTER
ON THE COUNTRY ROADS.

FEEL FREE IF YOU'D
LIKE TO WALK.

DON'T WAIT FOR ME.

OH, RICHARD, DO STOP
COMPLAINING, DEAR.

WE'RE NOT
IN A HURRY.

WE ONLY CAME OUT
FOR A RIDE.

ENJOY THE COUNTRYSIDE.

OOH!

OOH!

PLEASE DON'T USE
LANGUAGE LIKE THAT,
RICHARD.

I NEVER SAID A WORD.

I CAN HEAR YOU
THINKING, DEAR.

YOU CAN COME OUT,
IT'S QUITE SAFE.

ARE YOU SURE
THEY'VE GONE OUT?

I SAW THEM GO.

SHE SAID THEY WERE GOING
FOR A DRIVE.

I WISH YOU'D MAKE SURE.

( doorbell rings )

SATISFIED?

( humming )

HOW LONG A DRIVE?

OHH.

JUST SIT IN THE SUN
AND READ YOUR PAPER.

MIND THE CATTLE.

THEY'RE
IN THE FIELDINGS.

THOSE ARE.
THERE MAY BE OTHERS.

Hyacinth:
RICHARD, STOP!

WELL, WHAT NOW?
I CAN'T SEE ANY COWS.

NO, IT'S NOT
THE COWS, DEAR.
IT'S THE RIVER.

I WAS MISSING THE RIVER.
I WASN'T GOING INTO THE RIVER.

I JUST WANTED YOU
TO HAVE A LOOK AT IT.

IT'S VERY PRETTY.

HYACINTH,
YOU MUSTN'T SHOUT
"STOP" LIKE THAT,

BECAUSE I THOUGHT
IT WAS AN EMERGENCY.

( car horn honks )

THERE'S A VEHICLE
BEHIND.

I KNOW THERE'S
A VEHICLE BEHIND.

( car horn honking )

YOU'RE IN A VERY
FUNNY MOOD TODAY,
RICHARD "BOUQUET."

I CAN HEAR YOU
THINKING AGAIN.

AND IT'S NOT "BOUQUET,"
IT'S BUCKET.

IT WAS ALWAYS BUCKET
TILL I MET YOU.

DON'T LET'S GO THROUGH
ALL THAT AGAIN.

PARK THE CAR, DEAR.
I'D LIKE TO WALK
THE RIVER BANK.

FANCY ANOTHER?

WHY NOT?

( giggling )

AHH!

WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO THAT TERRIBLE BIRD

YOU USED
TO KNOCK ABOUT WITH?

I MARRIED YOU.

I MEAN THE OTHER ONE.
WHAT WAS HER NAME?

MELANIE.

( laughing )

FANCY GOING OUT WITH A MUFFIN
CALLED MELANIE!

WASN'T HER FAULT.

HER MOTHER LIKED
"GONE WITH THE WIND."

OH.

ANYWAY, IT WAS OVER
WHEN I MET YOU.

YOU WERE SEEING HER
BEHIND MY BACK.

WELL, IT WAS TAPERING OFF.

OH, RICHARD,
ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

I LOVE IT.

I SHALL HOLD A RIVERSIDE
PICNIC, RICHARD.

OUT OF DOORS,
BUT EVERY BIT
AS ELEGANT

AS ONE OF
MY CANDLELIGHT
SUPPERS.

DON'T YOU THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA?

MIND THE YACHT,
DEAR.

I CAN'T EVEN SEE A YACHT.

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED
THAT I'M GOING BACKWARDS.

SHOULD YOU BE GOING
BACKWARDS, DEAR?

THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.

OH, WELL,
KEEP PRACTICING

AND YOU OUGHT TO BE
THE RIGHT WAY ROUND
FOR MY RIVERSIDE PICNIC.

( hammering )

HAS YOUR ROSE GOT
A BOYFRIEND IN?

NOT TO MY
KNOWLEDGE.

( hammering )

THERE'S SOMETHING
GOING ON IN HER ROOM.

MORE THAN CAN BE
SAID FOR OURS.

( hammering )

PERHAPS IT'S
YOUR FATHER.

WHERE DID HE GET
THE HAMMER?

IT'S NOT EXACTLY
AS IF YOU'VE GOT
THE BEST TOOL KIT.

I'M NOT GIFTED
THAT WAY.

MY TALENTS ARE MORE
INTELLECTUAL.

OH, I WOULDN'T
SAY THAT.

"RIPARIAN!"

WHAT? WHAT?!

"RIPARIAN."

THAT'S THE WORD
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR,

AND I'VE FOUND IT
IN SHERIDAN'S DICTIONARY.

OH, GOD,
I THOUGHT WE HAD BURGLARS.

IT MEANS,
"OF THE RIVER BANK."

FASCINATING,

BUT WHAT DO YOU WANT
WITH A WORD LIKE
"RIPARIAN"?

ESPECIALLY
AT THIS TIME
OF NIGHT.

BECAUSE I HAVE
TO ISSUE INVITATIONS...

TO MY WATERSIDE SUPPER

WITH R-RIPARIAN
ENTERTAINMENTS.

OH, YOU MEAN
A RIVERSIDE PICNIC?

NO, I DO NOT MEAN
RIVERSIDE PICNIC,
RICHARD.

I MEAN WATERSIDE SUPPER
WITH RIPARIAN ENTERTAINMENTS.

ENTERTAINMENTS, YES.

NOW, PRINCIPAL GUESTS.

( hammering )

WHAT'S GOING ON?

DADDY'S BORED.
HE WANTS TO DO
SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

WELL, HE COULD
STOP HAMMERING
FOR A START.

WE'LL HAVE
TO WATCH HIM.

WHEN HE FEELS
LIKE THAT,

HE ALWAYS GOES LOOKING
FOR MRS. PENDLEBURY.

WHICH IS MORE THAN
MR. PENDLEBURY EVER DID.

DIDN'T SHE MOVE
TO CHESTERFIELD?

I AM NOT FETCHING
YOUR FATHER BACK
FROM CHESTERFIELD.

( hammering )

OH, WHAT CAN
HE BE DOING?

HE'S INVENTING
SOMETHING SECRET.

LIKE WHAT?

HE WON'T TELL ME,
IT'S A SECRET.

( hammering )

WHY ME?

( silent )

I'D LIKE A WORD
WITH YOU, POSTMAN.

D-DID YOU SEE THAT?

I WAS ABOUT TO DELIVER THIS
IN THE ORDINARY MANNER,

WHEN THIS SUDDEN,
FREAK WIND

TORE IT OUT OF MY GRASP.
WHEW!

I MADE EVERY EFFORT
TO CLING ON TO IT
GAMELY

IN THE BEST TRADITIONS
OF THE POSTAL SERVICE.

BUT IT WAS
TOO MUCH FOR ME,

AND IT WAS SNATCHED--
SNATCHED FROM MY FINGERTIPS!

WIND?

AND THANK GOODNESS
IT'S GONE AS QUICKLY
AS IT CAME.

DON'T WORRY,
YOU'RE QUITE
SAFE NOW.

JUST A MOMENT!

OH, ALL RIGHT,
I GIVE UP.

I THREW IT. I TOSSED IT
STRAIGHT AT YOUR DOOR.

IT MISSED COMPLETELY,
BUT I INTENDED IT TO LAND
ON YOUR STEP.

NEVER MIND ABOUT THAT.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR NEXT DOOR?

I CAN'T SHOW YOU
WHAT I'VE GOT FOR NEXT DOOR.

I DON'T WANT
TO LOOK INSIDE.

I JUST WANT TO BE SURE
YOU HAVE AN ENVELOPE

IN MY HANDWRITING
FOR NEXT DOOR,

SO THAT I KNOW
THEIR INVITATION
HAS ARRIVED.

THEY'RE INVITED
TO MY WATERSIDE SUPPER

WITH RIPARIAN
ENTERTAINMENT.

YOU POSTED A LETTER
THAT'S ONLY GOING AS FAR
AS NEXT DOOR?

YES.

WHY DIDN'T YOU
JUST PUSH IT THROUGH
THEIR LETTERBOX?

BECAUSE I LIKE PEOPLE TO KNOW
THAT I USE FIRST CLASS STAMPS.

- PLEASE, COULD I SEE IT?
- I'M SORRY, MRS. BUCKET--

"BOUQUET!" SORRY.
BUT NO, NO, NO.

IT'S MORE THAN MY JOB'S
WORTH TO START SHOWING
YOU OTHER PEOPLE'S MAIL.

IT'S NOT OTHER
PEOPLE'S MAIL,
IT'S MY MAIL.

I WROTE IT.

NO, I'M SORRY.

ALL RIGHT.

I'LL TURN
MY BACK.

I'LL DESCRIBE
THE ENVELOPE TO YOU.

THE ENVELOPE IS
OF A PALE SHADE
OF MAUVE,

LAVENDER SCENTED.

IT IS ADDRESSED
TO ELIZABETH
AND EMMET,

AND THE POSTAGE STAMP
IS ALIGNED EXACTLY

TO THE EDGE
OF THE ENVELOPE.

CLOSE.

OOH, WE'RE INVITED
TO A WATERSIDE SUPPER

WITH RIPARIAN
ENTERTAINMENTS.

GOOD. I COULD DO
WITH A CHANGE.

SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL.
WE'LL GO.

IT'S FROM
THE BUCKET WOMAN.

WE'RE NOT GOING.
MAKE SOME EXCUSE.

MAKE YOUR OWN
EXCUSES.

I WILL NOT GET INVOLVED
WITH THE BUCKET WOMAN.

WE'RE INVITED
TO A WHAT?

A WATERSIDE SUPPER
WITH RIPARIAN
ENTERTAINMENTS.

WITH WHAT ENTERTAINMENTS?

I LOOKED IT UP. IT'S TO DO
WITH RIVERS AND RIVER BANKS.

SHE MEANS
A RIVERSIDE PICNIC.

I EXPECT SO.

WHATEVER IT IS WE'RE NOT GOING--
AT LEAST I'M NOT.

I THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT SAY THAT.

AND WHAT'S MORE,
YOU CAN TELL HER I SAID IT.

OH NO,
NOT THIS TIME.

YOU CAN TELL HER.

WHAT?! AHHH!

WELL GO ON, THEN.

RING HER UP.

TELL HER WE'RE
NOT GOING TO HER

"WATERSIDE SUPPER
WITH RIPARIAN ENTERTAINMENTS."

I INTEND TO.
DON'T WORRY,
I'LL TELL HER.

The "Bouquet" residence,
the lady of the house speaking.

GOOD MORNING, MRS. "BOUQUET,"
IT'S THE VICAR HERE.

Ah, good morning, Vicar.

ABOUT YOUR...

"WATERSIDE SUPPER
WITH RIPARIAN ENTERTAINMENTS,"

THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND
INVITATION, BUT--

I'M SO GLAD
YOU CAN COME.

- AH--
- YOU'RE ONE OF THE FIRST
ON MY INVITATION LIST.

YOU'LL REALLY ENJOY
AN ELEGANT AND LEISURELY
EVENING BY THE RIVER.

YOU'VE BEEN TO MY
CANDLELIGHT SUPPERS.

YOU KNOW THE SORT
OF THING I DO.

HELLO?
HELLO, VICAR?

- VICAR ARE YOU THERE?
- ( dial tone )

VI-- HE MUST HAVE BEEN
SPIRITED AWAY.

THE VICAR'S COMING,
RICHARD.

HE WAS SO EXCITED,
I COULD HARDLY GET A WORD IN.

I WISH YOU LUCK.

I DON'T NEED LUCK.
IT'S NOT A QUESTION
OF LUCK.

IT'S SIMPLY A QUESTION
OF TELLING HER WE'RE NOT GOING.

EXACTLY.
I WISH YOU LUCK.

( doorbell rings )

EMMET!

HOW NICE OF YOU
TO RESPOND SO PROMPTLY.

HYACINTH, ABOUT YOUR...

MY WATERSIDE SUPPER
WITH RIPARIAN ENTERTAINMENT.

- THAT'S THE ONE.
- I KNEW YOU'D BE EXCITED.

THE THING IS,
I CAN'T POSSIBLY--

THANK ME ENOUGH.

DON'T TAKE THAT
ATTITUDE, EMMET.

YOU DON'T OWE ME
ANY THANKS.

IT'LL BE MY
GREAT PLEASURE
TO HAVE YOU THERE.

OH, COFFEE
IN 10 MINUTES,
ELIZABETH.

YOU'LL STAY FOR COFFEE
WON'T YOU, EMMET?

UH, NO.
NO, NO, NO. THANK YOU.
HYACINTH--

OH, WHAT A PITY.

NEVER MIND. THERE'S STILL
MY RIVERSIDE FUNCTION
TO LOOK FORWARD TO.

BYE!

( hammering )

( music playing on TV )

WHATEVER HE'S BUILDING,
WHY CAN'T HE BUILD IT
OUTSIDE?

- I'VE ASKED HIM THAT.
- WHAT DID HE SAY?

HE SAYS--

OHHH!

( TV volume decreases )

HE SAYS HE CAN'T BUILD IT
OUTSIDE BECAUSE IT'S A SECRET.

HOW CAN HE KEEP IT SECRET
IF EVERYBODY SEES IT OUTSIDE?

( hammering )

WHO'S GOING TO CLEAN HIS BEDROOM
WHEN HE'S FINISHED?

I CLEANED IT LAST TIME.

IT WASN'T FULL
OF SAWDUST, THOUGH,
WAS IT?

LOOK,
I DON'T MIND DUSTING,

BUT I THINK THAT
SAWDUST IS A MAN'S JOB.

NOT IN THIS HOUSE,
IT ISN'T.

WELL DONE, VICAR,
THAT'S VERY TIDY.

OH!
WHAT A NEAT KNOT.

OH, DO BE CAREFUL
WITH MY CUSTOM-MADE

PLASTIC PICNIC-WARE,
RICHARD.

WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?

INSIDE THE CAR,
I THINK.

- HYACINTH...
- YES, DEAR?

COULD YOU OPEN
THE DOOR, PLEASE?

JUST A MINUTE, DEAR,
I'M CHECKING.

RICHARD,
LET ME.

- THERE YOU ARE.
- THANKS.

YES, DEAR?
WHAT WAS IT?

IT DOESN'T
MATTER NOW.

NOW WHERE ARE THE PRAWNS?
WHERE ARE THE PRAWNS?!

THE PRAWNS ARE HERE.

THE PRAWNS ARE TYING
THE FURNITURE
TO THE ROOF.

BE QUIET, EMMET,
SHE'LL HEAR YOU.

IF SHE DOES,
IT'LL BE FOR
THE FIRST TIME.

SHE NEVER LISTENS.

VICAR,
I BELIEVE YOU
HAVE THE PRAWNS.

I HAVE?

DO BE CAREFUL WITH THEM.
THEY'RE SELECT NORWEGIAN.

DON'T SAY IT.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT
THOSE FOR A MOMENT,
RICHARD.

WE'LL WAIT FOR
MY SISTER VIOLET'S
MERCEDES.

SHE'LL HAVE AMPLE ROOM
FOR A TABLE OR TWO.

AFTER ALL, SHE DOES
HAVE ROOM FOR A PONY.

VIOLET,

WHERE ARE YOU, DEAR?
YOU'RE LATE.

YES, WELL,
WE'RE ALL READY.

MMM. I THOUGHT
YOU COULD HELP US
WITH THE TABLES.

IT'S MY SISTER
VIOLET.

SHE'S THE ONE WITH
THE MERCEDES, SAUNA
AND A MUSICAL BIDET.

CLASSICAL, OF COURSE.

NOW, WHY IS BRUCE
HAVING A LIE DOWN?

WELL, WAKE HIM UP.
GET HIM UP.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
HE CAN'T STAND UP?

VIOLET, IF HE HAS DRUNK
ALL YOUR SHERRY, DEAR,

IT'S NOT THE END
OF THE WORLD.

GET A FRIEND
TO DRIVE YOU.

IN THE SAME INCOME BRACKET,
OF COURSE.

WE'LL MEET YOU AT THE RIVER,
NEXT TO THE BOATYARD.

WHAT A WASTE OF SHERRY.
ALL THE TRIFLES SHE
COULD HAVE MADE.

- Emmet: OH!
- NO, IT CAN'T
GO FURTHER BACK BECAUSE--

I'M SO GLAD
SOMEONE'S GOT
ROOM FOR A PONY.

( laughing )

ISN'T SHE A LITTLE
OVERDRESSED?

IT'S ONLY A PICNIC.

IS EVERYBODY
READY THEN?

ISN'T THIS
THRILLING?

WHY DID YOU PUT HER
IN MY PARISH?

DRIVE CAREFULLY,
RICHARD.

REMEMBER--
UPON YOU DEPENDS
THE SAFETY

OF MY SELECT
NORWEGIAN PRAWNS.

Hyacinth:
IT'S MUCH BUMPIER THAN WHEN WE
WERE HERE A FEW DAYS AGO.

ARE YOU
CONCENTRATING,
RICHARD?

IT'S NOT ME,
IT'S THE POTHOLES.

WELL, MIND
THE POTHOLES.

MINDING
THE POTHOLES!

MY HAT, RICHARD.
STOP THE CAR.

- CAREFUL--
- AHH!

( tires screeching )

OHH, OWW!

NOW I'LL FIND US
A SMOOTHER WAY.

OH, LIZ,
WHAT A TEMPTATION
THAT MUST BE.

OH, LOOK,
THE RIVER'S OVER THERE.

COME ALONG.

I'LL DRIVE YOU
ANYTIME, VIOLET.

AS LONG AS I DON'T
HAVE TO WEAR A SUIT
AND A CAP.

YOU'D LOOK GREAT
IN A SUIT AND CAP.

I'M MORE YOUR
CASUAL DRESSER.

MAXIMUM CHIC FOR ME
IS MORE YOUR LAID BACK,
SLOBBY LOOK.

SHUT THE GATE!

I CAN THINK
OF SOMETHING ELSE
I'D LIKE TO SHUT.

IT'S JUST ROUND
THE NEXT BEND.

A LOVELY SECLUDED SPOT,
YOU'LL SEE.

( panting )
WELL WORTH THE EFFORT.

WHEN I FIRST SAW IT, I KNEW IT
WAS WHERE I MUST HOLD

MY WATERSIDE SUPPER
WITH RIPARIAN ENTERTAINMENTS.

OFF WE GO AGAIN.

SING IF YOU LIKE.

Hyacinth:
* I LOVE TO GO A WANDERING *

- * ALONG THE RIVER BANK... *
- WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO SING?

( mutters )
WHY MUST SHE
DO ANYTHING?

( panting )
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.

YOU'LL LOVE IT.
I PROMISE YOU.

YOU'LL REALLY LOVE IT.

( engine running )

NOW WHAT?

FRIENDS,

I AM SORRY TO HAVE
TO INFORM YOU

THAT SOME HOSTILE
AND INCONSIDERATE PERSON

HAS SEEN FIT TO PLACE A DREDGER
AT MY CHOSEN SPOT.

DON'T BE FAINT-HEARTED,
I HAVE A SOLUTION.

WE SHALL GO AND COMMANDEER
SOME SMALL CRAFT,

THEN DRIFT AT LEISURE

UNTIL WE HAPPEN UPON
ANOTHER IDEAL PLACE

FOR OUR WATERSIDE SUPPER
WITH RIPARIAN ENTERTAINMENTS.

FOLLOW ME.

FOLLOW ME!

I DON'T KNOW WHERE
THEY COULD HAVE
GOT TO.

SHE SAID SHE'D
MEET US HERE.

WE WEREN'T INVITED,
VIOLET.

YOU WERE INVITED BY ME.

WE BROUGHT GRUB, SO WE MIGHT
AS WELL START OUR OWN PICNIC.

FAIR ENOUGH.

I'LL GET THE WINE
FROM THE COOLER.

HAVE YOU GOT
FATHER'S BEER?

HE CAN HAVE A BEER
WHEN HE TELLS US WHAT
HE WAS INVENTING.

I'VE ASKED HIM,
BUT HE WON'T
TELL ME.

NOW WE'RE NEVER
GOING TO KNOW.

I HOPE IT
WASN'T SOMETHING

THAT COULD'VE BECOME
A HOUSEHOLD NAME.

LIKE YOUR ROSE.

WHY IS THERE A QUEUE,
RICHARD?

THIS IS A LOCK GATE.

THEY'RE WAITING
TO ENTER THE LOCK.

LOCK?

HAS SOMEBODY LOST
THE KEY, DEAR?

( laughing ) NO.
NOW YOU MUSTN'T BE IMPATIENT.

WE SIMPLY HAVE TO WAIT
UNTIL IT'S OUR TURN.

NONSENSE.
OVERTAKE THEM,
RICHARD.

THESE PEOPLE ARE
PROBABLY ALL
ON HOLIDAY.

THEY'VE ALL THE TIME
IN THE WORLD.

WE'RE ONLY HERE
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

WE CAN'T BE WAITING
IN QUEUES.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
HOLIDAYMAKERS.

( horn blares )

RICHARD, WHY HAVE
THEY LOCKED US IN?

WE'VE GOT TO WAIT
FOR THE WATER LEVEL TO DROP.

I CAN'T STAY HERE AND WAIT
FOR THE TIDE TO GO OUT.

IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO
WITH THE TIDE.

THEY HAVE TO DRAIN
THE WATER FROM THE LOCK.

I THINK IT'S RIDICULOUS.
WHY CAN'T WE GO STRAIGHT
THROUGH?

BECAUSE WE'RE WAITING
FOR THE LOCK-KEEPER.

THERE HE IS NOW.

SEE, HE'LL LET THE WATER OUT,

AND THEN VERY SOON,
THEY'LL ALLOW US THROUGH.

AHOY THERE,
LOCK-KEEPER!

I MUST WARN YOU THAT WE'VE
SAILED ON THE QE2.

AS AN EXPERIENCED MARINER,

I'M NOT PREPARED TO WAIT
DOWN HERE INDEFINITELY.

THERE MUST BE
A QUICKER WAY TO GO.

YOU COULD TRY
GOING OVER THE WEIR.

WHAT DO YOU THINK,
RICHARD?

SHALL WE TRY
GOING OVER THE WEIR?

WE WON'T
BE LONG NOW.

WE'LL PROBABLY FIND
SOMEWHERE JUST ROUND
THE NEXT CORNER.

THAT'S WHAT
SHE KEEPS SAYING.

PASS IT ON.

( mimics Hyacinth )
WON'T BE LONG NOW!

- WE'LL PROBABLY--
- EMMETT!

IF YOU'RE NAUGHTY,
SHE WON'T ASK YOU AGAIN.

( mimics Hyacinth )
WE'LL PROBABLY FIND IT

JUST ROUND
THE NEXT CORNER.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

ASK ME LATER.

AT THE MOMENT I HAVEN'T GOT
THE ENERGY TO CHECK.

YOU KNOW,
WHEN YOU WATCH
THE BOAT RACE,

THEY SEEM
TO GO QUITE FAST.

THERE ARE EIGHT OF THEM.

OH, YES.

I SUPPOSE THAT MUST
MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

AND THEY DON'T CARRY PASSENGERS
AND A SIX-COURSE BANQUET.

ARE YOU STARTING
TO FLAG, RICHARD?

JUST A LITTLE.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO TAKE OVER?

NO, SOMEHOW I DON'T THINK THAT'S
A VERY GOOD IDEA, HYACINTH.

THEY HAVE LADY ROWERS
IN THE OLYMPICS.

WE'RE NOT IN THE OLYMPICS.

IT JUST FEELS
AS IF WE ARE.

WELL, AT LEAST LET ME
SHARE THE BURDEN.

OH, LOOK!

- WHAT'S SHE DOING?
- I DON'T KNOW.

SHE'S GOING
TO HELP HIM.

I WONDER IF RICHARD
SEES IT THAT WAY.

- I HOPE WE'LL
BE ABLE TO KEEP UP.
- OH, DEAR.

NOW DO WE DO IT TOGETHER,
OR TAKE IT IN TURNS?

- NOW, HYACINTH--
- NO, THERE'S NO TIME
TO DISCUSS IT, DEAR.

YOU START
AND I'LL COPY YOU.

WELL, WATCH.

( chuckles )

THERE!

IT'S NOT VERY
DIFFICULT WHEN
YOU KNOW HOW.

SHE'S DOING
QUITE WELL.

COME ON, KEEP UP,
EMMET!

DON'T YOU START.

THIS IS REALLY FUN,
ISN'T IT, RICHARD?

EMMET, LOOK!

( laughing )

THANK YOU, LORD.

WE HAVEN'T HAD
THE PICNIC,

BUT I MUST SAY I ENJOYED
THE RIPARIAN ENTERTAINMENTS.

OH, THERE'S
THAT DISHY EMMET.

HI, LIZ.

- ONSLOW! HELLO, DAISY, ROSE.
- HELLO, DAISY!

OH, THERE'S
THAT DISHY VICAR.

EVENING, VICAR.

HELLO, ONSLOW.
SORRY WE CAN'T STOP.

THEY'VE THROWN HER IN.

I BET SOMEBODY'S
JUST SNAPPED.

JUST LOOK AT THAT
STIFF UPPER LIP.

YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIRE
THAT STIFF UPPER LIP.

( theme music playing )