All language subtitles for Falling.in.Love.with.the.Girl.Next.Door.2006.1080p.WEBRip.x265-RARBG2_English

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[whirring]

[chattering]

- HEY, ALICE.

- THERESA CONNOLLY.

OOH, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE BACK ON THE ISLAND.

- SHH. NO ONE DOES.
SEE YOU LATER.

[seagulls squawking]

- JENNIFER, GREG,

TODAY YOU STAND BEFORE
FAMILY AND FRIENDS...

- HELLO THERE.

[laughs]

- THERESA?
- YEAH.

- [laughs]
HEY. HOW ARE YOU?

I'M REALLY GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?

- LOOK AT YOU, ALL GROWN UP.

- ALL GROWN UP, BACK IN TOWN.

- YEAH. GOING TO SEE THE FOLKS?

- YES, OF COURSE.
[laughs]

- YOU LOOK GREAT.
- THANK YOU.

BYE NOW.
- BYE-BYE.

[door closes]

- HEY, MOM.
- [gasps]

OH! DID YOU GET TALLER?

- NO.

- OH, I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW GOOD IT IS

TO HAVE YOU BACK IN L.A.

YOU'RE JUST A FERRY RIDE
AWAY NOW.

HOW'S THE JOB SEARCH GOING?

- GOOD. SUBSTITUTING
HASN'T BEEN TOO BAD.

SO I WON'T BE ABLE TO FIND
A PERMANENT POSITION

UNTIL THE END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR
THOUGH.

- HELP ME HIDE THIS STUFF
BEFORE YOUR FATHER GETS BACK.

- YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS
GOING TO KEEP DAD

OUT OF THE HALLOWEEN CANDY?

- NO, BUT IT WILL KEEP ME
OUT OF IT.

- YOU KNOW, IF YOU DIDN'T
BUY THIS STUFF SO EARLY,

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
THIS TEMPTATION, YOU KNOW.

- IF I DON'T DO IT EARLY,

BETSY LUCAS SCARFS UP ALL
THE GOOD CANDY AT THE MARKET.

- BRIDGET!
- DADDY!

- SWEETHEART!

WHEN DID YOU GET IN?

- OH, JUST A FEW MOMENTS AGO.

BUT MOM NEEDED ME
FOR AN IMPORTANT JOB.

- IS THAT SO? I WONDER WHAT
COULD BE SO IMPORTANT.

- HIDING THE HALLOWEEN CANDY.
- THERESA!

- OH, COME ONE, BRIDGET,
YOU HIDE IT UP THERE EVERY YEAR,

AND EVERY NIGHT YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO RAIDS IT.

- I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT.
- YOU MOST CERTAINLY DO TOO.

[kissing sounds]

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU BUY IT
SO EARLY.

- HEAVEN FORBID
THE EVIL NEIGHBOR NEXT DOOR

SHOULD BUY UP
ALL THE GOOD STUFF.

- YES, HEAVEN FORBID.

- SPEAKING OF THE LUCASES,

I HAVE HALLOWEEN INVITATIONS
THAT NEED TO BE DELIVERED.

WHO WANTS TO HELP?

- MOM, YOU'VE BEEN DOING
THIS PARTY FOR 25 YEARS.

DON'T YOU THINK PEOPLE
KNOW ABOUT IT BY NOW?

- LAST YEAR, BETSY LUCAS

PUT FLYERS ABOUT HER PARTY
IN EVERYBODY'S MAILBOX.

THIS YEAR, I'M GOING TO
BEAT HER TO THE PUNCH

WITH MY BEWITCHING INVITATIONS.

- WAIT. REMIND ME WHY THE TWO OF
YOU HATE EACH OTHER SO MUCH.

- NEVER YOU MIND.
- SHE CAN'T REMEMBER.

- I DO. I JUST DON'T CARE
TO GO INTO IT RIGHT NOW.

- MMM...
- COME ON.

[chattering]

- WHOA! HEY!
- THANK YOU.

- MARK IT ON YOUR CALENDAR.

[squeaks]

THERESA CONNOLLY.
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

- MARK LUCAS.
- [laughs]

WOW. IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME.

- A REALLY LONG TIME.

- NO MORE BRACES.
- NO.

- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

- I'VE BEEN LIVING IN SEATTLE,

BUT I JUST MOVED BACK.

- SO, WHAT ARE THOSE?

- THE CUSTOM-MADE INVITATIONS.
- HALLOWEEN BARBECUE?

- MM-HMM.
- [laughs]

OH, MY MOM'S GOING TO FREAK OUT
WHEN SHE SEES THIS.

- SO YOU'VE BEEN ROPED
INTO THE FEUD AS WELL I SEE.

- SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE.
- YEAH, I GUESS NOT.

- YOU WANT TO COME
DELIVER SOME OF THESE WITH ME?

- SURE.
- [laughs]

SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU BACK?

- WELL, I NEEDED A CHANGE
OF SCENERY, YOU KNOW.

DO YOU STILL LIVE
ON THE ISLAND?

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I LIVE IN L.A.

- ME, TOO.

- YEAH, SO I FLY FOR
A CHARTER SERVICE.

SO I GET TO TRAVEL AROUND
QUITE A BIT.

- WOW, SO YOU'RE A PILOT.
THAT MUST BE FUN.

- YEAH. I LOVE IT.

HERE YOU GO. SAVE THE DATE.

SO, WHERE DO YOU CALL HOME
THESE DAYS?

- I'M LIVING WITH A GIRLFRIEND
IN L.A.

UNTIL I GET MY OWN PLACE.

- HEY, YOU WANT TO END THE BAD
BLOOD BETWEEN OUR MOTHERS?

YOU COME TO OUR PARTY.
I'LL COME TO YOURS.

- WHOO, BRAVE MAN.

BUT YOU HAVE TO WEAR
A COSTUME.

- OH, OF COURSE.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR?

- I DON'T KNOW YET.

- OH, WELL THEN I GUESS I'LL
JUST HAVE TO FIND YOU, WON'T I?

- YEAH, I GUESS YOU WILL.

[birds tweeting]

[tweeting]

- HEY, STUCKA,
SAY BELA LUGOSI.

[screeches]

THAT'S RIGHT.
BELA LUGOSI.

- [bird voice]
BELA LUGOSI.

- SEE? SHE GETS IT.

- DID YOU FINISH THE FLYERS?

- OH YEAH, YEP.
THESE ARE THE LEFTOVERS.

[humming]
OOH, CANDY.

- NO, YOU DON'T.

- WHAT ARE YOU MUNCHING ON?

- THIS IS THE ONLY ONE I'VE HAD

AND THE ONLY ONE
I'M GOING TO HAVE

UNTIL AFTER HALLOWEEN.
- FAMOUS LAST WORDS.

- NO, CROSS MY HEART.

I'M PUTTING THESE AWAY
SO NO ONE ELSE GETS INTO THEM.

- OOH, HEY!
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS

WHO I RAN INTO THIS MORNING.

- THERESA CONNOLLY.
- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?

- I SAW HER AS SHE WALKED UP TO
HER PARENTS' PLACE THIS MORNING.

- WELL, WHAT'S SHE DOING HOME
THIS TIME OF YEAR?

- FOR THE LAST COUPLE
OF MINUTES,

PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING
I WAS DOING.

BUT SHE HAD THESE REALLY NICE
INVITATIONS AND NOT FLYERS.

- INVITATIONS?
- YEAH, YEAH.

THEY LOOKED LIKE THESE REALLY
NICE CUSTOM-MADE ONES, TOO.

- WILL THIS WOMAN NEVER STOP?

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN SHE COULD
DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

- YOU KNOW, MOM, I DON'T SEE WHY

YOU TWO ARE ALWAYS
COMPETING WITH EACH OTHER.

I MEAN, IF YOU COMBINED FORCES,

THINK OF WHAT AN AMAZING PARTY
YOU WOULD HAVE.

- SWEETHEART, PERHAPS I HAVE TO
REMIND YOU

WE STARTED
THE HALLOWEEN BARBECUE,

NOT THE CONNOLLYS.

- COULDN'T THE TWO OF YOU
JUST TAKE TURNS OR SOMETHING?

- NO. THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE.
- [snickers]

- FRANK, IT WAS ALWAYS
OUR PARTY.

IT SHOULD STILL BE OUR PARTY.

- AND WE'LL CRY IF WE WANT TO.
- [laughs]

[church bell rings]

[low talking]

- THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU, FATHER.

- GOOD SERMON.
[laughs]

- OH, LET ME GIVE YOU SOMETHING.

PLEASE COME TO OUR PARTY,
THE LUCASES.

WE'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU.

- THANK YOU, FATHER.
DON'T BE LATE.

- EVERY YEAR, FATHER.
EVERY YEAR.

- LOOK AT THAT WOMAN.
SHE'LL STOP AT NOTHING!

- I MAKE MY OWN BARBECUE SAUCE.
- YUMMY.

- NOT TOO SPICY.

- COME TO A WONDERFUL PARTY.

OH, HERE, COME TO OUR PARTY.

- WILL YOU LOOK AT THE SIZE OF
THAT STACK OF INVITATIONS.

YOU'D THINK THAT WOMAN INTENDS
TO INVITE THE WHOLE ISLAND.

- MAYBE SHE DOES.

- WE'LL GO TO THE COPY SHOP.
WE'LL SPLIT OFF FROM THERE.

YOU GO WEST. I'LL GO EAST.

- WE'VE GOT TO GET GOING.

WE'VE GOT A LOT OF
TERRITORY TO COVER.

- [sighs] YOU REALLY PLAN ON
DRIVING ALL OVER THE ISLAND

ALL DAY TODAY?

- YOU HAVE A TEE TIME,
DON'T YOU?

- IT HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH IT.

- OH, YES! I'LL DO IT MYSELF.

- THANK YOU.

- I'LL DO IT MYSELF.

[motor revving]

- LOOK, MAKE SURE YOU KEEP AN
EYE ON THE BATTERY, ALL RIGHT?

[honks horn]

[tires screech]

[tires squeal]

- COME TO A PARTY.

- IT LOOKS LIKE WE WALK.

- WHY SHOULD TODAY
BE ANY DIFFERENT?

- MAYBE WE SHOULD GET
INTO THE MIDDLE OF THIS--

- DON'T-- DON'T. NO, NO.

WE HAVE DISCUSSED THIS,
REMEMBER?

IF THEY DON'T HAVE EACH OTHER
TO GO AFTER,

THEY'RE GOING TO BE
ON OUR CASE 24-7.

- YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
- OF COURSE, I'M RIGHT.

NOW...WE STILL ON
FOR NEXT WEEKEND?

- OH YEAH.
- [laughs]

[cars honking]

- SO, YOU'VE BEEN IN TOWN
FOR, LIKE, A FEW WEEKS,

AND YOU'VE ALREADY HAD A RUN-IN

WITH THE PROVERBIAL
BOY NEXT DOOR?

- WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
I DIDN'T JUST MEET HIM.

I'VE KNOWN HIM ALL MY LIFE.
SORT OF.

BUT WE NEVER HUNG OUT.

I MEAN, I HAD A CRUSH ON HIM,

BUT HE WAS A COUPLE YEARS
AHEAD OF ME IN SCHOOL.

- SO, HE NEVER REALLY
NOTICED YOU?

NOT EVEN WHEN YOU BLOSSOMED?
[snickers]

- NOT THAT I NOTICED.

ANYWAY, IT WOULDN'T HAVE
GONE OVER WELL.

OUR PARENTS ARE LIKE
THE MONTAGUES AND THE CAPULETS.

- HUH?
- MONTAGUES-CAPULETS?

ROMEO AND JULIET?

- I SAW THE MOVIE.
- [sighs]

[music and chatter]

- GATHER ROUND, GUYS.
COME ON.

[cheering]

[laughter]

[squeaks]

- ARGHH! YOU LANDLUBBERS
COME ABOARD.

[growls]
HOW ARE YOU?

- OH, JAMES!

BETTER PUT MORE HOT DOGS ON.
WE'VE GOT CUSTOMERS.

- OK!
- OH, THERESA.

WOULD YOU GO GIVE CANDY
TO THE KIDS DOWN THERE?

- SURE, MOM.

ALL RIGHT, KIDS.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

HERE'S THE CANDY.
HERE YOU GO.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
THERE YOU GO.

THERE YOU GO.

A LITTLE OLD FOR CANDY,
AREN'T YOU, COWBOY?

- I DIDN'T COME HERE
FOR CANDY, LITTLE DARLING.

- HMM. YOU FROM
THE NEIGHBORHOOD?

- I RECKON...NO.

- ME NEITHER.
BUT I USED TO BE.

BY THE WAY, I'M--
- THERESA CONNOLLY.

- HOW'D YOU KNOW?

[gasps]
MARK!

I HELD MY END OF THE BARGAIN.
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.

LET'S GO VISIT
MY CRAZY PARENTS' PARTY.

- OH, I'D LOVE TO, BUT I CAN'T.
I'VE GOT TO HELP MY MOM.

- HOW ABOUT LATER ON.
- TODAY?

- YEAH. WELL, NO BIG DEAL.

I MEAN, WE'LL JUST HAVE
A LITTLE ICE CREAM

BY THE FERRY LANDING.

- SURE. BUT I HAVE TO
MEET YOU OVER THERE

BECAUSE IF MY MOTHER SEES ME
CONSORTING WITH THE ENEMY

OFF WITH MY HEAD!

- ARRIVEDERCI.
- [laughs]

- HERE YOU GO.
NOT A BAD IDEA, RIGHT?

- NOT AT ALL.
- CHEERS.

- CHEERS. OH!

[laughs]
THAT WASN'T TOO BRIGHT.

- YEAH, WELL, HERE I AM
TRYING TO BE ALL SMOOTH,

AND I GOT ICE CREAM
ALL OVER MY SNEAKERS.

- IT'S SO PRETTY.

HARD TO BELIEVE I RAN AS FAST AS
I COULD AWAY FROM HERE.

- YEAH, WELL, SOMETIMES YOU NEED
TO GO OUT AND SEE THE WORLD

BEFORE YOU REALIZE WHAT'S
RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU.

- REALLY?

THAT'S WHY YOU MOVED
TO L.A.?

- [laughs] YEAH, WELL...

NO, I MOVED TO L.A. BECAUSE,
AS MUCH AS I HATE TO ADMIT IT,

I WANT TO BE CLOSE
TO MY PARENTS.

- THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS
I MOVED BACK.

I MEAN, I HAD A LOT OF
FRIENDS HERE,

BUT AS WEIRD AS THEY ARE
I REALLY MISSED MY FAMILY.

- WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER
SOME TIME.

- OK, YOU'RE ON.

- YEAH?
- YEAH.

- ALL RIGHT.
[sniffs]

I SHOULD PROBABLY
GET YOUR NUMBER.

- OH, YEAH. HOLD THIS.

TEACHER ALWAYS HAS A PEN.

- HMM. IMPRESSIVE.

- HERE.
- OH.

- [laughs]

THERE YOU GO.

- I'LL NEVER WASH THIS HAND
AGAIN.

- SO, YOU'RE REALLY
GOING TO CALL ME?

- OH, YEAH, YEAH.

IT'S NOT EVERY DAY YOU GET
TO GO OUT WITH THE...

GIRL NEXT DOOR.

- YOU DID NOT.
- I DID.

I CALLED HER THE GIRL NEXT DOOR.

- YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER.

HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU

THAT WOMEN HATE THAT
WHOLE CUTE THING.

- UH, SHE LOVED IT,
AND IT'S NOT A THING.

THAT'S JUST ME.

YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE
I NEVER GAVE HER THE TIME OF DAY

WHEN WE WERE KIDS.

- IT'S TOUGH WHEN YOUR FOLKS
DON'T GET ALONG.

YEAH, BUT YOU'D THINK
I WOULD HAVE ASKED HER OUT

IN SPITE OF MY PARENTS,
YOU KNOW?

TEENAGE REBELLION
AND ALL OF THAT.

- SO, HAVE YOU CALLED HER?
- THIS MORNING.

- NO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
WAIT A DAY OR TWO

SO YOU DON'T LOOK DESPERATE.

- SEE, I HATE THAT STUFF.
THAT'S GAME PLAYING.

- SUIT YOURSELF.

I'M JUST SAYING, SOMETIMES

IT'S GOOD TO HANG BACK A LITTLE,
TAKE THINGS SLOW.

- OH, SLOW, HUH?
- YEAH, SLOW.

- SINCE WHEN DID YOU BECOME
AN EXPERT IN DATING?

- [sighs] IT'S ME
YOU'RE TALKING TO MY MAN.

- THAT'S WHAT CONCERNS ME.
- ANYWAY, WHAT'S DONE IS DONE.

SO WHAT WAS THE VERDICT?
SHE SAY YES?

- OF COURSE, SHE SAID YES.
- SO WHAT ARE THE BIG PLANS?

- DINNER AND A MOVIE.
- THAT'S NOT VERY ORIGINAL.

- THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.

[scary organ music]

[laughing and chattering]

- THIS IS FUN.

- YEAH?
- YEAH.

- I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT.

IT'S NOT EVERY DAY YOU MEET
A WOMAN WHO ENJOYS

SITTING IN A GRAVEYARD.

- I LIKE TO READ THE STONES,

FIND OUT WHO WAS MARRIED TO WHO
AND HOW MANY KIDS.

- I'M A SUCKER FOR THE STONES
WITH POEMS ON THEM.

- HMM. I READ ONE ONCE
IN ENGLAND.

"SO LONG AS MEN CAN BREATHE
AND EYES CAN SEE

"SO LONG LIVE THIS

AND THIS GIVES LIFE TO THEE."
[laughs]

- "SHALL I COMPARE THEE TO
A SUMMER'S DAY?"

- SHAKESPEARE AND GRAVEYARDS.
I'M IMPRESSED.

- SO AM I.

[melodramatic TV theme]

- JAMES...

JAMES!
[crying]

- OH!

- THEY SENT A TELEGRAM.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD.

- I WAS...UNTIL NOW.

- LOOK AT ME.

- I'LL NEVER BE ABLE
TO SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN.

- I'LL BE YOUR EYES.
I'LL BE YOUR EYES.

[keys jangling]

[door unlocks]

- HEY.
- HEY!

- SO?

- HE TOOK ME TO A GRAVEYARD
TO SEE A MOVIE.

- A GRAVEYARD?

- [laughs] I KNOW. IT SOUNDS
REALLY CREEPY AND AWFUL.

BUT IT WAS AMAZING.

AND HE PACKED
A PICNIC LUNCH.

AND JUST SAT THERE,
AND WE TALKED.

- OH, COME ON! DON'T TELL ME
IT'S NEVER HAPPENED TO YOU.

- UM, NO.

- WHAT ABOUT THAT GUY
IN COLLEGE?

- OK, I WAS
REALLY YOUNG AND DUMB.

- OK, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.

- SO HE'S REALLY SPECIAL, HUH?
- I THINK SO.

- WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT

BECAUSE I COULD USE A REALLY
GOOD VICARIOUS ROMANCE.

- I THOUGHT YOU WERE
ANTI-ROMANTIC.

- YEAH, WELL, I LIKE TO KEEP
AN OPEN MIND.

YOU JUST PROMISE ME ONE THING.
- WHAT?

- IF AND WHEN YOU TWO
EVER GET MARRIED,

SWEAR TO ME YOU WON'T
MAKE ME WEAR PASTEL.

- [laughs]
I PROMISE.

- SWEAR.
[laughs]

[running water]

- WELL, I HAVE TO GIVE IT
TO YOU.

DINNER AND A MOVIE
IN A GRAVEYARD IS ORIGINAL.

WEIRD, BUT ORIGINAL.

- SHE LOVED IT.
SHE DID.

SHE LOVED IT SO MUCH,
SHE'S PLANNING OUR NEXT DATE.

- NO!

YOU DON'T LET THE CHICK
PLAN THE SECOND DATE.

- AND WHY IS THAT?

- BECAUSE RIGHT NOW
YOU'RE IN CONTROL.

YOU GET TO DO THE THINGS
YOU WANT TO DO--

BALLGAMES AND CONCERTS.

THIS IS THE ONLY TIME
IN A RELATIONSHIP

WHERE YOU GET TO DO
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO

WITH NO QUESTIONS.

- WHERE DO YOU COME UP
WITH THIS STUFF?

- LIVE AND LEARN.

I'M TRYING TO IMPART ON YOU
MY HARD WON WISDOM.

- WELL, SEEMS LIKE IT'S WORKING
LIKE A CHARM THERE,

JOHNNY DATELESS.

- I'M TAKING A BREATHER.
- OH, A BREATHER.

- YEAH, EVEN DON JUAN NEEDED
A LITTLE DOWN TIME.

- YOU JUST CALLED YOURSELF
DON JUAN.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL MEET YOU
AT THE TOP.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
DON JUAN.

- NO, YOU'LL FOLLOW ME
TO THE TOP.

- THERE'S A MINIMALIST EXHIBIT
AT THE MODERN.

I COULD TAKE HIM TO THAT.

- DOES HE REALLY SEEM LIKE
A MODERN ART GUY TO YOU?

- I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE'S SO
FUN AND ADVENTUROUS.

HE WANTS TO SHARE ALL THESE
THINGS ABOUT HIMSELF WITH ME.

I GUESS I JUST WANT TO SHARE
SOME OF THE THINGS

I LIKE WITH HIM.

- SINCE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
DATING

FOR THE BETTER HALF
OF A DECADE,

LET ME FILL YOU IN ON
30-SOMETHING-YEAR-OLD MEN.

- YOU, THE ANTI-ROMANTIC,

ARE GOING TO FILL ME IN
ABOUT MEN?

- YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

- YEAH.

I THINK I'M GOING TO
TRY THINGS MY WAY THIS TIME.

NO PRETENSE, TRICKERY
OR UNEXPLAINED EXPECTATIONS.

JUST GO WITH THE FLOW.

- BIG HORSE.

[horse neighs]

- I THOUGHT FOR SURE YOU'D BEEN
HORSEBACK RIDING BEFORE.

- OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
THAT WAS JUST A COWBOY OUTFIT.

I'M NOT A REAL COWBOY.

- OH, REALLY. HMM.

WELL, YOU'RE DOING GREAT.

YOU GOT THE SWEETEST HORSE,
CUDDLE BUG.

- CUDDLE BUG? I'M RIDING
A HORSE NAMED CUDDLE BUG?

THAT'S VERY MASCULINE.
- [laughs]

- SO HOW MUCH FURTHER DO WE
HAVE TO GO?

- OH, JUST FIVE MILES UP.
- FIVE MORE MILES.

SHE SAYS FIVE MORE MILES
LIKE IT'S A SHORT DISTANCE.

[laughs]
THINGS ARE STARTING TO HURT.

- [laughs and sighs]

[seagulls squawking]

MOM, YOU HAVE ENOUGH APPLES HERE
TO FEED 20 PEOPLE.

- YOU KNOW YOUR UNCLE
EATS FOR THREE.

- RIGHT.

- WELL, HI, FRED!
- HELLO, MRS. CONNOLLY.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

- THERESA, YOU REMEMBER FRED.

- YEAH, SURE.
HOW YOU DOING?

YOU STILL WORKING
FOR YOUR DAD?

- WELL, MY DAD RETIRED
LAST JULY.

SO I TOOK OVER THE STORE.

GIVES ME AN EXCUSE
TO STAY ON THE ISLAND, YOU KNOW.

- DID YOU HEAR THAT, THERESA?

FRED HAS HIS OWN BUSINESS
AND ON THE ISLAND.

- MOM, HE'S STANDING RIGHT HERE.

- IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU,
THERESA.

- IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO,
FRED.

BYE.

- [whispers]
BYE-BYE.

- MOM, NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING,

BUT WHAT'S WITH ALL THE APPLES?

- APPLE SAUCE.

- JUST HOW MUCH APPLE SAUCE
ARE YOU PLANNING ON MAKING?

- DON'T GET SMART.
YOU LIKE APPLE SAUCE.

- YEAH, WELL, NOT THAT MUCH.
- [laughs]

- HAVE YOU NO SHAME?

- I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU.

YOU'RE NOT GETTING
ANY YOUNGER, YOU KNOW.

- I'M GOING TO PRETEND
YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT.

- CAN'T I GO ANYWHERE
WITHOUT SEEING THAT WOMAN?

- OH, THAT WOMAN.
COME ON, LET'S GO.

CAN'T GO ANYWHERE ANYMORE.

- LET'S GET SOME PIZZA.

- MY DAD SAID THE SAME THING,
MORE OR LESS.

- YEAH, I FEEL KIND OF FUNNY
ABOUT IT.

I DON'T LIKE BEING
SO SECRETIVE.

- NEITHER DO I,

BUT I KIND OF SEE
THEIR POINT.

I MEAN, WE DON'T WANT TO GET
AHEAD OF OURSELVES, YOU KNOW.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- WELL, I NEVER REALLY TOLD YOU
ABOUT SEATTLE, DID I?

- JUST THAT YOU USED TO
LIVE THERE.

- WITH SOMEONE.
HIS NAME WAS SEAN.

WE DATED A YEAR
AFTER GRAD SCHOOL.

MY MOM WAS HORRIFIED.

both: [laugh]

- YOU COLD?
YOU WANT TO GO INSIDE?

- YEAH.
- OK.

SO, WAS IT SERIOUS?

- WELL, AFTER FIVE YEARS
AND NO COMMITMENT...

I WANTED MORE.

- YEAH?

I HAD A COUPLE
SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS.

BUT THEY TURNED OUT TO BE
SERIOUS-LY BAD RELATIONSHIPS.

both: [laugh]

- SO, NO COMMITMENT.
YOU WANTED MORE.

SO, WHAT DID YOU DO?

- WELL, I LEFT, CAME HOME.

TO TAKE THINGS SLOW.

- WELL, YOU TAKE ALL THE TIME
YOU NEED, THERESA.

I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

WE'RE HERE.
[laughs]

[car door bell]

- WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?

- IT'S A SURPRISE.
YOU'LL SEE.

- [gasps]

- WE'RE GOING FLYING.
- WHAT?

- I HAVE TO FLY TO PALM SPRINGS,

AND I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN
IF YOU CAME ALONG.

- YOU'RE KIDDING.
- NO, NO.

I PROMISE IT WILL BE
A GREAT TIME. WATCH YOUR HEAD.

- I'VE NEVER BEEN ON
A PLANE LIKE THIS BEFORE.

- WELL, CONSIDER THIS
YOUR FIRST ONE.

WATCH YOUR STEP.
- [shrieks]

- ALL RIGHT. NOW LET'S
GO FLY A PLANE.

[locks]

- OH.
- COPY THAT, OVER.

DO YOU LIKE IT?
- I LOVE IT.

- IT'S BEAUTIFUL, RIGHT?
- IT'S GORGEOUS.

[gasps]

[plane engine]

- YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?

- YES.
- GOOD. TAKE THE WHEEL.

- WHAT?
- NO, TAKE THE WHEEL.

- [gasps]
- YOU STEER.

- WHAT?!

[screams]

I'VE NEVER DRIVEN
A PLANE BEFORE!

- OR FLOWN.

YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.

I'M RIGHT HERE.
DON'T WORRY.

- OH, I'D WORRY IF I WERE YOU.

I CRASHED THREE CARS
BEFORE I LEARNED TO DRIVE.

- WELL, I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE
TOLD ME THAT BEFORE.

- [screams]
- [laughs]

- HOW'S THAT? HOW'S THAT?
OH MY GOSH!

- GREAT, GREAT.
NOW JUST STRAIGHTEN IT OUT.

- [screams]

HOW'S THAT?

- IT'S GREAT.
YOU'RE DOING GREAT.

- I'M FLYING.

[tapping]
HEY, DAD.
- YEAH?

- WHAT'S THE CRAZIEST DATE
YOU EVER TOOK MOM ON?

- THAT WOULD BE...

RUNNING WITH THE BULLS
IN '74.

[laughs]
WHY DO YOU ASK?

- NO REASON.

- REALLY?

- OK, OK.

HE TOOK ME FLYING.
- AND?

- [whispers]
IT WAS AMAZING.

- OH, DEAR.
- [laughs]

- YOU-- YOU LIKE HIM,
DON'T YOU?

- AN AWFUL LOT.

- WELL, THEN YOUR MOTHER
WILL JUST HAVE TO

GET OVER WHATEVER THIS GRUDGE IS

SHE HAS WITH BETSY LUCAS
FOR BETSY LUCAS ALL THESE YEARS.

- SHOULD I TELL HER OR NOT?

- NO, NO, NO.
DON'T GET HER RILED UP.

WHY DON'T YOU WAIT
UNTIL YOUR SURE HE'S THE ONE.

- DO YOU EVER REALLY
KNOW FOR SURE, DAD?

- WHEN YOU KNOW, YOU'LL KNOW.

OH, SWEETHEART, YOU'LL KNOW.

[silverware clinking]

- SO YOU KNEW I WAS
DATING THERESA?

- YEAH.

I TALKED WITH JAMES CONNOLLY
THE OTHER DAY.

OH, HE SAID THERESA JUST LOVED

THAT LITTLE PLANE RIDE
YOU TOOK HER ON.

- YOU TWO TALK?
- YEAH.

THAT SILLY FEUD IS BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND BRIDGET.

BUT I DO THINK IT IS WISE
TO KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

[bird tweeting]

- YOU DO?
- YEAH.

UNTIL YOU THINK
IT'S SERIOUS.

- AH! I KNEW IT.
I LOVE IT.

OH, GREAT, GREAT.
I GOT ONE FOR YOU.

HERE.
- THANK YOU.

[gasps]
OH!

- YOU LIKE IT?

COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

- [laughs]
I LOVE IT. THANK YOU.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

all: FIVE, FOUR, THREE,
TWO, ONE.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
[cork pops]

[cheering]

- WHOO!

CHAMPAGNE!
- SEND IT ON OVER.

- HAPPY NEW YEAR.
HAPPY NEW YEAR.

- HAPPY NEW YEAR.

- HAPPY NEW YEAR.

together: HAPPY NEW YEAR.

[noisemakers blowing]

[explosions]

- ...ON THE NUMBERS.

I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG.
I DON'T HAVE ANY PREFERENCE.

[cell phone rings]

♪

[chattering]

- SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

- EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
THIS IS FISHING.

- [laughs]
OOH! OOH! I CAUGHT SOMETHING!

- REEL IT IN.
- WHAT DO I DO?

- REEL IT IN JUST LIKE THAT.
YOU GOT IT.

BRING IT UP. OH YEAH,
IT'S A BEAUT.

both: [laugh]

- YEAH.

SEE, NOW THE PRESSURE'S ON.

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CATCH
ANOTHER ONE TO MAKE A PAIR.

- SO WE CAN WALK HOME, RIGHT?
- SO WE CAN WALK HOME.

[kissing sounds]

- SO WHERE ARE WE GOING?

- OH, YOU'LL SEE.

- SHOULD WE BE DOING THIS?

- WELL, I'VE BEEN COMING HERE
FOR MANY YEARS,

AND I HAVEN'T BEEN SHOT YET.

- [snickers]

- WATCH YOUR STEP.

[water gurgling]

I WAS FISHING THIS CREEK ONCE,

AND I STARTED WALKING UPSTREAM,

AND I CAME TO THIS OPENING
AND I JUST--

I JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH IT.

- IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- YEP.

- BUT YOU'RE SURE THE OWNERS
DON'T MIND TRESPASSERS?

- YEAH. I'M PRETTY SURE.

SINCE I OWN IT.

- [laughs]
YOU'RE KIDDING ME?

- NO, NO, IT'S MINE.

I, UH, TRACKED DOWN THE OWNER.
IT TOOK ME MONTHS.

BUT THE MINUTE I SAW THE PLACE
I KNEW I HAD TO HAVE IT.

- SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO
DO WITH IT?

- BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT HERE.

SO WE CAN HEAR
THE SOUND OF THE CREEK.

- HMM. I LOVE THE SOUND
OF THE WATER.

- CAN YOU IMAGINE HEARING
THAT SOUND

AS YOU WALK OUT YOUR FRONT DOOR
EVERY DAY?

- THAT WOULD BE NICE.
- YEAH.

CAN YOU IMAGINE LIVING HERE?

- I THINK THERESA IS
SEEING SOMEBODY.

- WONDERFUL.

- WELL, HOW COME WE DON'T
KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM?

- MAYBE IT'S NOT SO SERIOUS.

- HOW CAN SHE KNOW
HE'S A KEEPER

WITHOUT RUNNING HIM
BY HER MOTHER?

- AH. AH HA HA.

NOW WHAT WAS IT YOUR MOTHER
SAID ABOUT ME?

REFRESH MY MEMORY ON THAT ONE.

- SHE DIDN'T MEAN IT.
- HA!

- AND CLEARLY I IGNORED HER.

- WELL, WHEN YOU WEIGH IN
ON THERESA'S FELLA,

YOU'LL UNDERSTAND IT
IF SHE DOES THE SAME THING.

- YOU KNOW WHO IT IS,
DON'T YOU?

JAMES?
- SHH. HONEY, I'M READING.

IT'S VERY INTERESTING--
- JAMES MICHAEL!

- OH, THE MIDDLE NAME.
I'M IN TROUBLE.

- [laughs]
[kissing sounds]

- NO.

- SO CAN YOU IMAGINE
LIVING HERE?

THAT'S ALL HE SAID?

- HE SAID A LOT OF OTHER THINGS.

BUT, YEAH, THAT WAS IT.

- WOW. IT'S LIKE HE PROPOSED
TO YOU WITHOUT PROPOSING.

YEAH. WHY BUY THE COW IF YOU CAN
GET THE MILK FOR FREE.

- I HATE THAT SAYING.
- ME TOO.

SORRY, I WAS CHANNELING
MY MOTHER.

- IT'S JUST SO CONFUSING.
I THINK HE WANTS TO COMMIT.

- WELL, DO YOU WANT TO COMMIT?
- I THINK SO.

- YOU THINK SO
OR YOU KNOW SO?

BECAUSE IF YOU ONLY THINK SO I
WOULDN'T PROPOSE TO YOU EITHER.

BESIDES IF YOU ASK ME
IT'S A LITTLE EARLY

FOR HIM TO POP THE QUESTION.

YOU GUYS HAVE ONLY
BEEN DATING SIX MONTHS.

- SEVEN.
- OH, I'M SORRY.

SEVEN. I MEAN, WHY AREN'T
YOU GUYS MARRIED ALREADY?

- YOU REALLY THINK IT'S ME?
HE'S LOOKING FOR ME TO COMMIT?

- WELL, THINK ABOUT
WHAT YOU SAID TO HIM.

YOU TOLD HIM YOU GOT HURT
BY SOMEBODY

WHO DIDN'T WANT TO COMMIT.

SO YOU NEEDED TO START OVER
AND TAKE THINGS SLOW

SO YOU DIDN'T MAKE
THE SAME MISTAKE.

- I DID SAY THAT, DIDN'T I?

- IN SO MANY WORDS.
- SO WHAT SHOULD I DO?

- WELL, HAVE YOU TOLD HIM
THAT YOU LOVE HIM?

- NO. NOT YET.

- I THINK THAT WOULD BE
A GOOD PLACE TO START.

- [laughs]
YOU'RE RIGHT.

GOTTA GO.

- SEE YOU LATER.

- HE COULDN'T SHUCK ENOUGH
TO KEEP ME FED WHEN I WAS A KID.

- WHY AREN'T YOU DOING THAT
OVER THE SINK?

- THANKS, DEAR.

SO...HOW'S IT GOING
WITH THERESA?

- I HOPE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
CHATTING US UP TOO MUCH

WITH HER FATHER
OR MOM FOR THAT MATTER.

- I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE AFRAID
OF WHAT YOUR MOTHER THINKS.

- I THINK SHE'LL LOVE THERESA.

IT'S BRIDGET THAT
I'M WORRIED ABOUT.

- WELL, YOU'RE NOT MARRYING
BRIDGET.

- WHO SAYS I'M MARRYING THERESA?

- GET US A BEER, WILL YOU?

[distant chatter]

- HEY, SWEETIE.
IS THIS THE LAST OF THEM?

BECAUSE THESE ARE ALMOST DONE.

- MMM.

NO, WE GOT ANOTHER SLAB OF 'EM
ALL MARINATED AND READY TO GO.

- OH MY GOODNESS.

- DON'T BURN 'EM.
- YES, PRECIOUS.

- YOU WERE RIGHT. THERE'S GOING
TO BE ENOUGH SALAD.

YOU KNOW, I RAN INTO THAT
LUCAS BOY

AT THE FARMER'S MARKET
THE OTHER DAY.

HE ACTUALLY TRIED TO LET ME
CUT IN LINE IN FRONT OF HIM.

- WELL, THAT WAS NICE OF HIM.

- NO!

I DIDN'T WANT HIM
RUNNING HOME TO HIS MOTHER

AND TELLING HER ALL
THE INGREDIENTS

I WAS GETTING FOR
MY RASPBERRY TARTS.

- MOM, HE'S A GROWN MAN,
NOT A SPY.

- SO YOU SAY.

IF YOU ASK ME,
HE'S A MAMA'S BOY.

[cell phone rings]

- HELLO?
- HEY, IT'S ME.

HOW'S IT GOING?

- OH, FINE.

- OOH, FROM THAT TONE
I'M GUESSING

YOU HAVEN'T TOLD THEM
ANYTHING ABOUT MARK.

- NO. CAN YOU BLAME ME?

- GUESS NOT. SO WHAT BOAT
ARE YOU GOING TO BE ON?

- OH, 7:30.
- OK.

I'LL PICK YOU UP AT THE DOCK,

AND THEN YOU CAN TELL ME
ALL ABOUT IT.

- OK. THANKS. BYE.

- THE THING IS
THERESA'S REALLY SPECIAL.

YOU KNOW, BUT SHE'S JUST COMING
OUT OF A BAD RELATIONSHIP.

- SO YOU'RE AFRAID OF BEING
THE REBOUND GUY?

- LAST WEEK I TOOK HER
TO SEE MY LAND,

AND HONESTLY I WAS GOING TO
PROPOSE TO HER RIGHT THERE.

BUT I JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE
SHE WAS READY.

- OR YOU WEREN'T.
- NO, I WAS. I AM.

- SO, WHAT IS THERE TO LOSE
HERE?

POP THE QUESTION.

CAN YOU IMAGINE YOUR LIFE
WITHOUT THERESA?

[airplane motor overhead]

- [sighs] HEY, THANKS AGAIN
FOR TAKING THIS CHARTER FOR ME.

I'M NERVOUS ENOUGH.

I DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE
A PLANE LOAD OF STUDIO EXECS.

- YEAH, DON'T REMIND ME.
- [laughs]

- SO YOU READY FOR THIS?
- I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE I'M READY.
THERESA'S AWESOME.

- YEAH, SHE'S COOL, BUT I MEAN
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?

DO YOU HAVE A PLAN?
- YEAH, YEAH. I THINK SO.

I'M JUST GOING TO KEEP IT
AS COMFORTABLE AS POSSIBLE.

YOU KNOW, WE'RE JUST GOING TO
FISH AND COOK AND HANG OUT,

AND THEN I'M GOING TO
POP THE QUESTION.

- NICE. DID YOU GET A RING?

- YEAH, YEAH.
I DESIGNED IT MYSELF.

- YOU DESIGNED YOUR FIANCEE'S
ENGAGEMENT RING YOURSELF?

- UH-HUH.
- BRAVE MAN.

DID YOU GET A BIG DIAMOND?
- NO, NO DIAMONDS.

YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT HER STYLE.
TOO TRADITIONAL.

- SO IS IT GOING TO BE
A BIG WEDDING?

- IF SHE WANTS A BIG WEDDING,
THEN I WANT HER TO HAVE IT.

BUT I DON'T THINK SHE WILL.
ALSO NOT HER STYLE.

- CONGRATULATIONS, MAN.
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.

- THANKS, MAN.
I'M HAPPY FOR MYSELF.

HEY, HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT.
- THANKS.

[beeping]
AH! MY PHONE IS DEAD.

- OH, HERE. TAKE MINE.

I'LL JUST CHARGE THAT ONE
AT THE HOUSE.

- OH YEAH, YOU SURE?
- YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.

- THANKS.
- ALL RIGHT. I'VE GOT TO GO.

I'VE GOT TO DEAL WITH
L.A. TRAFFIC

ON A FRIDAY AFTERNOON.

I'M LUCKY IF I GET
TO THE JEWELER ON TIME.

[engine starts]

I'M GETTING ENGAGED!
[laughs]

- SO, IF YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE HE'S TAKING YOU,

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO PACK?

- HE TOLD ME IT WAS RUSTIC.
- RUSTIC?

[laughs]
I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.

WHAT'S THE BIG WEEKEND FOR?

- I THINK HE'S GOING TO
ASK ME SOMETHING IMPORTANT.

- THERESA, I AM SO HAPPY
FOR YOU.

- OH! THANKS.

- WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
- SAY YES AND GET MARRIED.

- OH, PLEASE. LIKE I DIDN'T
KNOW WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY

IF HE ASKED.

- YOU DID?
- YEAH.

I'M TALKING ABOUT
YOUR MOM.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL HER?

"HEY, I'M GETTING MARRIED."
- YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'LL GET DAD TO DO IT.

- OH! CHICKEN!

both: [laugh]

- SHE'LL GET OVER IT WHEN SHE
STARTS THE WEDDING PLANS.

- OH YEAH, YOU THINK SHE'S GOING
TO PLAN A BIG WEDDING

WHEN SHE FIGURES OUT
MARK IS THE GROOM?

- OH, I DON'T WANT
A BIG WEDDING.

JUST SIMPLE.
CLOSE FRIENDS AND FAMILIES.

- AND?

together: NO PASTELS!

- [laughs]

[traffic sounds]

[thumping]

[beeps]

I'VE LEFT, LIKE, TWO MESSAGES
ALREADY.

- HEY, NO WORRIES. IT'S PROBABLY
JUST A DEAD BATTERY.

I'M GOING TO GO OUT
AND GET SOME FOOD.

[car door shuts]

[knocking]

- COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON.

BE OPEN. COME ON.
COME ON.

BE OPEN. HEY!

YES, THANK YOU.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

[bell rings]

THANK YOU.
[kissing sounds]

[ticking]

THERESA!

- MARK!

I'VE BEEN WORRIED
OUT OF MY MIND.

I LEFT YOU, LIKE,
A MILLION MESSAGES.

- NO, I'M SO SORRY, HONEY.
I'M SO SORRY.

IT'S JUST I HAD THIS
WHOLE THING PLANNED.

IT WAS GOING TO BE PERFECT.

I WAS GOING TO GO TO
THE CREEK WITH YOU.

AND WE WERE GOING TO
WAIT FOR THE SUNSET.

AND THEN ROGER NEEDED
MY PHONE BATTERY.

- IT'S OK, IT'S OK.

- HERE, COME HERE.

OK.
[clears throat]

[sighs]

[exhales]

I LOVE YOU, THERESA.

AND I CAN'T IMAGINE
SPENDING MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU.

- [gasps]

- WILL YOU MARRY ME?

- YES.
- [laughs]

- [sighs]

- I DESIGNED THIS
SPECIALLY FOR YOU.

- IT'S PERFECT.

- YEAH?
- I LOVE YOU.

[kissing sounds]

- [laughs]

ALL RIGHT, ALMOST THERE.

- AH!
- KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED.

ALL RIGHT, STOP.
OPEN YOUR EYES.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

- WHAT IS IT?

- [laughs]
IT'S MY DREAM HOUSE

OR YOUR DREAM HOUSE,
OUR DREAM HOUSE,

WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE

BECAUSE I WANT IT TO BE THAT
RIGHT HERE.

OK, BRIEFLY, KID'S ROOM.
NO RUSH.

RIGHT HERE, OUR BEDROOM.
BIG BED, BIG BED.

- [screams]
- ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

KITCHEN-- BAM!
BIG WINDOW.

- OH MY GOD!
- ALL RIGHT, FAMILY ROOM.

FAMILY ROOM. AGAIN, NO RUSH.
- I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT.

- WHAT DO YOU THINK?
YOU LIKE IT? YOU LIKE IT?

- I LOVE IT!
[laughs]

YOU KNOW WHAT?
- WHAT?

- LET'S GET MARRIED HERE.

WE'RE GOING TO BUILD
OUR HOUSE HERE,

SPEND OUR LIVES HERE TOGETHER.

WE SHOULD GET MARRIED HERE, TOO.

LET'S DO IT LABOR DAY WEEKEND.

- WELL, THAT DOESN'T
GIVE US A LOT OF TIME.

- WE HAVE THE WHOLE SUMMER.

BESIDES, WHAT DO WE REALLY NEED?

FRIENDS, FAMILY, FOOD.
IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED.

- YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED HERE?
- YEAH.

- OK, LET'S GET MARRIED HERE.

both: [laughing]

- [sighs]

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO
TELL OUR MOTHERS?

[waves splashing]

[door closes]
- [sighs]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY THERESA

COULDN'T MEET US HERE
AND WE COULD ALL GO TOGETHER.

- I'M SURE SHE HAS
HER REASONS, HONEY.

- OH.

THAT'S THE LAST CREATURE
I NEED TO SEE NOW.

QUICK, HANG A U-EY.

- WHAT?
- GO UP THE HILL.

WE'LL TAKE BREWER.
- OH, GEE.

- DID YOU SEE HOW
THEY TOOK BREWER

JUST TO AVOID PASSING US?

HOW RUDE.

- HOW DO YOU KNOW
WHERE THEY'RE GOING?

MAYBE THEY NEEDED
TO TAKE BREWER.

- PLEASE, FRANK.

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
THIS WOMAN'S MIND WORKS.

- WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOUR MIND WORKS,

AND I'VE KNOWN YOU
FOR 34 YEARS.

- WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT ME.

COME ON, LET'S GO.
WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE.

- ALL RIGHT.

- I KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.

IT'S THE MAN SHE'S BEEN SEEING.

WE'RE GOING TO MEET HIM,
AREN'T WE?

- OH, BRIDGET, COME ON.
YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE.

- SOMETIMES I REALLY WISH
I COULD KILL YOU.

- NOW, THAT'S A WARM AND FUZZY
THOUGHT.

- JUST GO A LITTLE FASTER.

- I THINK WE'RE GOING JUST FINE.

- TURN LEFT UP HERE.

[muted conversations]

- [sighs]

- ARE YOU SURE THIS WAS
A GOOD IDEA?

- I HOPE SO.
IT'S THE ONLY ONE WE HAD.

- HONEY, COULD YOU GO FASTER?

- I THINK WE'RE GOING
JUST FAST ENOUGH, OK.

- NO, WE ARE NOT!

[stomps]
- BRIDGET!

WOULD YOU JUST GET YOUR FOOT
OFF THE PEDAL!

[tires squealing]

[brakes screech]
GEEZ!

- WELL DONE, HONEY.

- WHAT WAS YOUR HURRY?
- OH.

- EXCUSE US. THANK YOU.
[sighs]

- MOM, DAD.

- MARK LUCAS.

- NOW, HONEY.

- YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS,
DIDN'T YOU?

- WELL, I KNEW WE WERE
COMING HERE.

YEAH...

[clears throat]
- HEY, MOM. HEY, DAD.

- THERESA CONNOLLY?

- HOW COULD YOU LET ME
BE AMBUSHED LIKE THIS?

- YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS,
DIDN'T YOU?

- WELL, I--

- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
- HONEY!

- TURN BACK AROUND.
HERE WE GO.

EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE
FINE, MOM.

WE HAVE A NICE BIG TABLE
INSIDE FOR US.

- FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS.
IT'S GOING TO BE A BUMPY RIDE.

- THE FIRST ONE'S ON ME.
- YEAH.

- COME ON, MOM.
SAY SOMETHING.

- I'M SPEECHLESS.

- WELL, THEN IT'S A BANNER DAY
IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.

[laughter]

- SO YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED?

- YES, MOM.
THAT'S WHAT WE JUST SAID.

- WHEN DID-- WHEN DID YOU--
- HALLOWEEN.

- YOU GOT ENGAGED ON HALLOWEEN,
AND YOU'RE JUST NOW TELLING US?

- NO, NO. WE WERE PASSING OUT
YOUR INVITATIONS

IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

- OUR FIRST DATE WAS
REALLY HALLOWEEN.

- YEAH.
- WE JUST GOT ENGAGED.

AND WE INVITED YOU ALL TO DINNER

SO WE COULD SHARE IT WITH YOU
TOGETHER.

- [laughs]

HONEY, I REMEMBER IT
LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY

WHEN WE TOLD YOUR FOLKS
THAT WE WERE GETTING MARRIED.

REMEMBER?

- MY MOTHER SOBBED
UNCONTROLLABLY.

AND MY DAD TOOK YOU TO A PUB.

- YEAH, BUT AFTER A COUPLE
OF PINTS,

HE WAS BALLING
LIKE A BABY.

- GRANDDAD CRIED?

- WELL, I KNOW YOU THINK OF HIM
AS A STERN FELLOW,

BUT HE WAS AN SENTIMENTAL
OLD SOD.

- WE ELOPED. YEAH.

GOT MARRIED IN RENO.

I GUESS YOU COULD SAY WE...

WE CHICKENED OUT.

- [laughs]

- LET'S RAISE OUR GLASSES.

TO THE YOUNG COUPLE,

MAY YOUR DAYS BE
AS SMOOTH AS SILK

AND AS WARM AS MILK.

- WHAT KIND OF TOAST WAS THAT?

- DEAR, I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST MADE IT UP.

I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY GOOD,
WASN'T IT?

OK, CHEERS.

all: CHEERS!
[clinking]

- I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU'VE SET A DATE?

- OH, LABOR DAY WEEKEND.

- OH, THAT'S A NICE,
LONG ENGAGEMENT.

- OH, THIS YEAR.
- NO!

OH, NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

WE HAVE TO TALK TO
THE PRIEST.

WE HAVE TO BOOK THE CHURCH.

WE HAVE TO FIND A BALLROOM
FOR THE RECEPTION

AND FLOWERS, MUSICIANS.

- AND THAT WILL TAKE
ABSOLUTELY FOREVER.

- WHICH IS WHY WE'RE NOT GOING
TO HAVE THAT KIND OF WEDDING.

- I BOUGHT THIS PIECE OF LAND

THAT WE'RE GOING TO BUILD
OUR HOME ON,

AND WE THINK WE'D LIKE
TO GET MARRIED THERE.

- IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
YOU'RE ALL REALLY GONNA LOVE IT.

- WELL, I'LL HAVE TO GET RIGHT
ON THE ARRANGEMENTS, WON'T I?

- YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE
A COLD BUFFET.

- REALLY? WE DON'T--

WE DON'T WANT TO MAKE
A BIG FUSS.

- OH, IF YOU DON'T MAKE
A BIG FUSS

OUT OF YOUR ONE AND ONLY
WEDDING DAY,

YOU'LL LIVE TO REGRET IT.

TRUST ME ON THIS.

- TO NO REGRETS.

- NO REGRETS.

- CHEERS.
[clinking]

[quacking]

- WE ARE GOING TO NEED
A BIG TENT.

- OH, MOM, WE REALLY DON'T
NEED A TENT.

- IT COULD RAIN.

- OK, OK, SO A TENT.

- I HAVE A CARD FOR
A WONDERFUL TENT RENTAL PLACE.

VERY REASONABLE.

- ONLY IF THE PRICE INCLUDES
DELIVERY AND SET UP.

- ALL COMPANIES PROVIDE
SET UP AND DELIVERY.

- ALL COMPANIES DON'T.

THIS COMPANY NOT ONLY
DELIVERS AND SETS UP,

THEY LAY FLOORING.

- WHAT ABOUT CHAIR COVERINGS?

- FOR WHAT?

- OH, THOSE FOLDING CHAIRS
ARE SO UGLY.

- PLATES, SILVERWARE, STEMWARE.

- THE CATERER WILL SUPPLY THOSE.

- THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO,
BUT THEY DON'T.

- ANY CATERER WORTH HIRING WILL.

- OK. WHY DO WE NEED
ANY OF THIS STUFF?

- YEAH.
[sighs]

- YOU WANT YOUR GUESTS
EATING OFF PAPER PLATES

AND DRINKING FROM THE BOTTLE?

- TELL YOU WHAT, MOM,

WHY DON'T YOU FIND THE TENT,
THE FLORIST, THE CATERER,

AND, BETSY, YOU FIND THE TABLES,
CHAIRS, LINENS AND TABLEWARE.

HOW'S THAT?

- WHAT ABOUT YOUR GOWN?

- YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE'LL HANDLE THAT.

- YEAH, ANGELA KNOWS THIS
REALLY GREAT DRESS SHOP.

I WAS GOING TO HAVE SOMETHING
REALLY SIMPLE.

- YEAH, SIMPLE.

- SIMPLE?

ARE YOU SURE, HONEY?

- YEAH, WE WANT TO KEEP
EVERYTHING REALLY SIMPLE.

- OH, IT'S JUST THAT

WE NEVER DID HAVE
MUCH OF A WEDDING.

I WORE THE ONLY SATIN
COCKTAIL DRESS I OWNED.

- THAT'S SO SAD.

- IT JUST WASN'T
A REAL WEDDING DRESS.

IT WAS SOMETHING
I ALREADY HAD.

- WELL, YOU'RE JUST GOING TO
HAVE TO COME

DRESS SHOPPING WITH ME.

- [gasps]

[laughs]

THAT'S MY GIRL.

- YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT
TO GET A SANDWICH OR SOMETHING?

- AW, NO, NO.
I HAD A HUGE BREAKFAST.

AND, YOU KNOW, THE OTHER DAY I
HAD TO LET MY BELT OUT A NOTCH.

I'VE GOT TO WATCH THAT STUFF.

- HOW DO YOU THINK
IT'S GOING?

- WELL, MY GAME COULD
IMPROVE A LITTLE,

BUT IF I GOT OUT HERE
AND PRACTICED MORE

I COULD TAKE SOME STROKES OFF.

- NO.
- NO. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE KIDS.

- YEAH, THE KIDS.
THE POOR KIDS.

[sighs]
WE SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THEM.

- WAIT A MINUTE.

WE'RE GOING TO HEAR ABOUT THIS
TONIGHT.

WE'RE GOING TO HEAR ABOUT IT
ALL SUMMER.

- HMM.

- WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
IT'S A GOOD THING

THAT WE'RE HANDLING THIS
THE WAY WE ARE.

- TO US.

- MAY WE REMAIN
THE CALMEST HEADS

IN THIS STORM
ABOUT TO BESET US.

[clink]
- AMEN, BROTHER.

[honking]

[tires screeching]

- WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

- DO YOU ENJOY DRIVING SLOWLY?

- LISTEN, WE'VE GOT TO TALK
ABOUT SOMETHING.

- OK.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?

- WELL, I THINK IF THEY'RE GOING
TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS WEDDING

WE SHOULD DO IT
THE RIGHT WAY,

NOT OUT AT THAT SWAMP.

- HOW ABOUT A NICE RECEPTION
AT THE COUNTRY CLUB?

- PICTURES ON THE BEACH
IN THE MORNING.

- FATHER MAYFIELD
TO OFFICIATE.

- IT WILL BE WONDERFUL.

- DOES THIS MEAN
WE'RE GOING TO BE FRIENDS?

- SURE. SURE.

WHEN FREEZES OVER.

[tires screeching]

- YOU KNOW, HAVING OUR MOMS
OUT ON THE LAND

WAS PROBABLY THE WORST IDEA
EVER.

- WORSE THAN INVITING THEM
TO DINNER TOGETHER?

- [laughs]
IT'S RIGHT UP THERE.

- HONEY, OUR LIVES WILL BE
SO MUCH EASIER

IF THEY'RE GETTING ALONG.

- HEY, WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH
THIS JUST FINE.

- IT'S NOT US I'M WORRIED ABOUT.
IT'S THEM.

- [laughs]
YEAH.

YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

- OOH, THAT'S NICE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

- YEAH, THEY'RE ALL
SO EXPENSIVE THOUGH.

- THAT'S NOT YOUR WORRY.

- HOW ARE WE DOING
OVER HERE?

- OH, THIS IS LOVELY.

- AND QUITE POPULAR.

THE ROSES WITH THE TENDRILS,

THE VARIEGATED IVY
TRAILING DOWN.

I HAVE PREPARED
SOME CENTERPIECES FOR YOU.

I THOUGHT WE COULD
GO OVER SOME COLORS

AND CHOOSE SOMETHING.

I'VE GOT, AS YOU CAN SEE,

EVERY COLOR, EVERY SHAPE,
EVERY SIZE.

- BEAUTIFUL.

LOOK AT THE LAVENDER.

- THAT-- THAT SMELL.
WHAT IS THAT?

- TUBEROSES.
- OH.

- PERFECT FOR WEDDINGS.
PEOPLE JUST ADORE THEM.

- THEY SURE ARE FRAGRANT.
- AREN'T THEY?

- WHAT DO YOU THINK,
SWEETHEART?

- I THINK I'M GOING TO
GET SOME AIR. EXCUSE ME.

- SHE'S ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU.

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED TUBEROSES.

PUT THEM IN THE CENTERPIECES.
- ALL RIGHT.

- [sighs]

THERESA.

IF YOU WOULD JUST LET
BETSY AND ME

TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING
HERE ON THE ISLAND,

YOU WOULDN'T BE STRESSED OUT
AT ALL.

- MARK AND I WANT TO HAVE IT
ON HIS LAND, OUR LAND.

- WHAT ABOUT THE DETAILS?

YOU KNOW HOW CONNECTED
BETSY AND I ARE HERE.

WE COULD MAKE MIRACLES.

- I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

- [sighs]

[kissing sounds]
I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE.

- ALL RIGHT.

[dialing]

[ringing]

- HELLO?

- I'VE MADE PROGRESS ON
TALKING HER INTO DOING IT HERE.

NOW IT'S YOUR TURN
TO WORK ON MARK.

- OK. SOUNDS GREAT.
BYE.

[clicks off]

- WHO WAS THAT?

- OH, JUST A FRIEND
I'M DOING SOMETHING WITH.

[places plate]

SO, HOW'S THERESA DOING
WITH ALL THE ARRANGEMENTS

AND DECISIONS SHE NEEDS TO MAKE?

- OH, FINE.

I MEAN, WE BOTH WANT THINGS
TO GO SIMPLE,

AND IF WE STICK TO THE PLAN
EVERYTHING SHOULD MOVE ALONG

JUST FINE.

- WHY?

- IT'S JUST THAT A WEDDING

IS SUCH A MAJOR MOMENT
FOR A WOMAN, MARK.

YOU KNOW, SHE MAY SAY THAT SHE
WANTS THINGS TO BE SIMPLE BUT--

- I DON'T THINK THERESA
WANTS TO GO OVERBOARD, MOM.

IT'S JUST NOT HER.

- OK, WELL, JUST BE READY
IN CASE SHE WANTS

MAKE SOME CHANGES.

[fountain bubbling]

- I CAN'T TELL YOU
WHAT A JOY IT IS FOR ME

TO BE PRESIDING
OVER YOUR WEDDING.

YOU BOTH FEEL LIKE
FAMILY TO ME,

AND NOW YOU'RE GETTING
MARRIED HERE.

HOW WONDERFUL.

WELL, HERE'S THE SERVICE
FROM THE NEW LITURGY.

NOW SOME PEOPLE PREFER
THE OLD LITURGY.

- I THINK IT'S TOO STUFFY.
- YEAH, I AGREE.

SO, DO YOU HAVE
THE WEDDING LICENSE?

- OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE
I FORGOT THAT.

- YOU'D BE SURPRISED
HOW MANY PEOPLE DO.

SO, I WILL MEET WITH YOU
TOGETHER TO GO OVER THE SERVICE

AND THEN SEPARATELY
FOR FINAL COUNSEL.

UH, LOOK, I DO HAVE TO GO.

BUT, IF YOU NEED ME
FOR ANYTHING,

DO NOT HESITATE TO CALL.

I AM ALWAYS AVAILABLE TO YOU.

- THANKS, FATHER.
- THANK YOU, FATHER.

WHAT WAS HE TALKING ABOUT

WHEN HE SAID WE WERE
GETTING MARRIED HERE?

- OH, NOTHING.

MY MOM AND I WERE JUST
TALKING ABOUT

MAYBE HAVING THE WEDDING
HERE AT THE CHURCH

AND HAVING THE RECEPTION
AT THE COUNTRY CLUB.

- AND YOU SAID NO, RIGHT?

- NOT EXACTLY IN THOSE WORDS.

- [sighs]

- MARK, THERE'S JUST SO MANY
DETAILS I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT.

AND TO GET HER OFF MY BACK,

I JUST TOLD HER
I'D THINK ABOUT IT.

- I KNEW MY MOTHER
WAS ACTING WEIRD

WHEN WE HAD LUNCH TODAY.

SHE'S PROBABLY IN ON IT.

- THEY'RE JUST BEING

THEIR NORMAL OVERBEARING
ULTRA-CONTROLLING SELVES

WHEN IN FACT
THEY COULD BE USEFUL.

- AH, SEE, THAT'S WHAT
THEY WANT YOU TO THINK.

- COME HERE.

- YEAH.

- OH!

- IT'S WONDERFUL.
JUST WONDERFUL.

- [laughs]

BEAUTIFUL!

- IT'S VERY FLATTERING.

- REALLY? YOU THINK?
- I THINK.

- ANGELA, THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF
ON IT.

- YEAH, IT'S PRETTY BUSY.

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING
A LITTLE MORE UNDERSTATED?

- ANY MORE UNDERSTATED
YOU MAY AS WELL WEAR A SLIP.

- LISTEN, MY DEAR, WHY DON'T YOU
HAVE YOUR FRIEND

HELP YOU OUT OF THIS ONE,

AND I WILL SHOW YOUR MOTHER
SOME OTHER OPTIONS, OK.

- THANKS.

- I'M SORRY, SWEETIE.
I CAN'T HELP IT.

YOU LOOK LIKE
A PARADE FLOAT.

- I KNOW, BUT MY MOM'S
SO HAPPY.

IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK
IF I TRY ON A FEW DRESSES.

- 12 SO FAR.

- I COULD LIVE WITH THIS DRESS.

I MEAN, IF IT MAKES MY MOM HAPPY
I COULD LIVE WITH IT.

- LISTEN TO YOU.

IT'S YOUR WEDDING,
NOT YOUR MOM'S.

AND IF SHE EVEN TRIES
TO PICK A BRIDESMAID'S DRESS...

- I KNOW. NO PASTELS.

- OK, SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?

FEEL LIKE TRYING ON
SOMETHING YOU WANT?

- SURE.

- OK. I'LL GET CRUELLA
TO BRING ONE IN.

- NOW, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT TABLECLOTHS.

HOW ABOUT SILK?

AND, YOU KNOW, WE COULD
DO THEM IN ANY COLOR,

BUT, OF COURSE, IT WOULD
HAVE TO MATCH OUR SCHEME.

AND I'D LIKE TO GET NAPKINS
TO MATCH--

OH! AND YOU KNOW WHAT
I WAS THINKING?

THIS PATTERN WILL NOT GO
WITH OUR LAVENDER.

SO I THINK WE'VE GOT TO
COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT CHAIR.

BUT, YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE COULD

GET THE ONES
WITH THE WOOD FRAME--

- WHAT ABOUT CHAIR COVERS?
- GREAT IDEA.

I THINK THAT'S PERFECT.

- DO THEY COME IN LAVENDER?

YOU KNOW, BECAUSE
THE CENTERPIECES

ARE LAVENDER AND TUBEROSES.

- I CAN GET IT
IN ANY COLOR YOU LIKE.

- I WAS THINKING ABOUT FAVORS.

- FAVORS?

- I WENT TO A WEDDING
LAST YEAR

WHERE THE BRIDE AND GROOM
GAVE WILD FLOWER SEEDS

TO THE GUESTS.

- HMM. THAT WOULD BE NICE.

- WHAT ARE YOU TWO
TALKING ABOUT?

- MARK.
- NO, REALLY.

CAN'T THE GUESTS JUST TAKE
A PHOTO AS A MEMENTO?

- OH, NOT THOSE AWFUL
CARDBOARD CAMERAS.

- OH, NO, NO.

COME ON. GIRLS, WE HAVE GOT
TO TALK ABOUT THE BAND.

WE'VE GOT TO TALK
ABOUT THE PHOTOGRAPHER,

THE VIDEOGRAPHER,
THE CHINA.

LOOK, I WAS THINKING.
I GOT THIS BOOK...

- YES, I KNOW
I'M CALLING YOU ON SHORT NOTICE,

BUT I WAS HOPING MAYBE
YOU'D HAVE A CANCELLATION.

OH, I SEE.
THANK YOU ANYWAY.

I CAN'T FIND A CATERER ANYWHERE.
THEY'RE ALL BOOKED!

- WHAT ABOUT THAT FELLA WHO DID
NEALY O'HARA'S WEDDING?

- OH, MEDIOCRE.

BUT THERESA'S WEDDING
HAS TO BE PERFECT.

- WHOSE HAPPINESS IS THIS
ALL ABOUT, BRIDGET?

- IT'S FOR THERESA.
ALL OF IT IS FOR HER.

- AND MARK, TOO?
- AND MARK, TOO.

- JUST CHECKING.
[kissing sounds]

CARRY ON.

[planes flying]

[low talking]

- [whispers]
HEY.

- YEAH.
- HI.

- OK.

UH-HUH.

[whispers]
HOW LONG IS THIS LIST?

- IT'S OUR LIST
AND OUR MOTHERS COMBINED.

I'VE GOT TO GO FOR NOW
AND GET OUT OF HERE.

I WAS CALLED IN
TO SUBSTITUTE TEACH.

- RIGHT.

YEAH, CAN WE DO THE LIST LATER
BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT TO--

YEAH, HOLD ON.
LET ME CHECK THE SCHEDULE, OK.

- [gasps]
OH MY! THEY'RE ALL--

THEY'RE ALL WET.
THEY'RE RUINED.

- JIM, CAN I CALL YOU
RIGHT BACK?

YEAH, SOMETHING'S JUST COME UP.
I'M SORRY. BYE.

- WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE
REVISIONS RIGHT ON THE PROOF,

AND THAT'S THE ONLY
COMPLETE LIST I HAVE.

AND I'VE GOT TO GO
INTO WORK.

- IT'S OK, THERESA.
- IT'S NOT OK.

[sighs]

- HEY, HEY, HEY. COME ON.

SIT DOWN.

ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S NOT OK?

- EVERYTHING.

I'M JUST--
THERE'S SO MUCH TO DO.

WE HAVE TO REVISE
THE INVITE PROOFS,

CHECK THE GUEST LIST.
- OK, WE CAN DO THAT.

- GET TABLES AND CHAIRS.

AND WE STILL DON'T HAVE
A CATERER.

- THERESA.

WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?

- I NEED YOU AROUND MORE OFTEN.

- SWEETHEART, THAT WAS MY BOSS
YOU JUST MADE ME HANG UP ON.

- WE HAVE A MONTH TO GO,

AND NOW THE INVITES
ARE GOING TO GO OUT LATE.

- WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

OK, I CAN'T ANYMORE TIME
OFF FROM WORK.

OTHERWISE, WE CAN'T GO
ON OUR HONEYMOON.

- I'M JUST-- IT-- BETWEEN THIS,
WORK AND INTERVIEWS,

I'M GOING CRAZY.

- I'M GOING CRAZY, TOO.

[motor whirring]

- THANKS FOR COMING OVER.

I THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGH
ALONE TIME WITH MY FOLKS

TO LAST ME A WHILE.

- NO SWEAT. IT'S NICE TO
GET OUT OF L.A. NOW AND AGAIN.

- BESIDES, WE HAVE TO DO
YOUR WEDDING INVITATIONS.

- I KNOW.

[birds tweeting]

- WELL, WE FINALLY GOT
THE MARRIAGE LICENSE,

AND WE RENTED THE TENTS
AND THE CHAIRS

AND THE CAKE AND THE SILVER
AND THE...

- LOOK, AS THE WEDDING
APPROACHES

WITH ALL THE MANY PLANS,

MY ADVICE ALWAYS IS
TO GET AWAY TOGETHER.

GET BACK TO WHY YOU CHOSE TO GET
MARRIED IN THE FIRST PLACE.

- I'D LOVE TO,

BUT SHE'S SO STRESSED OUT
RIGHT NOW,

AND I DON'T THINK I CAN GET
ANY TIME OFF FROM WORK.

- WELL, THEN IT'S
ALL THE MORE IMPORTANT

THAT YOU FIND SOME TIME
FOR EACH OTHER.

TOGETHER YOU CAN RECONCILE
YOUR MOTHER'S WISHES

AND YOUR OWN DESIRES.

YOU CAN BE HAPPY
ON THAT DAY.

OR YOU CAN RESENT IT
AND BE MISERABLE.

BUT THAT IS ENTIRELY
UP TO YOU.

- OH, HARKLAND, HASKELL,
MR. AND MRS.

THOMAS CONNORS.
HEY! HEY!

WE HAVE A LOT MORE INVITATIONS
THAN WE HAVE ENVELOPES.

- [sighs]

I KNOW, BUT I KEEP
SCREWING THEM UP.

- SO YOU'RE STRESSED.
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A BREAK?

- I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE,
ANGELA.

- WELL, THAT'S SOUNDS LIKE
A REALLY FUN WAY

TO PLAN YOUR WEDDING.

- I'M SURE I'LL HAVE FUN

ONCE THE WEDDING BEGINS.

- ARE YOU?

- ALL I KNOW IS
I'LL BE GLAD WHEN IT'S OVER.

- I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT,
THERESA.

I TRULY AM.

- [sniffs]
IT'S STILL HOT.

- THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

- SO, UM, MY MOTHER THINKS
SHE'S GOT US A CATERER.

- GOOD.

ONE LAST THING TO WORRY ABOUT

WHILE WE ARE AWAY
FOR THE WEEKEND.

- WE CAN'T GO AWAY.

- HONEY, LOOK AT US.
WE GOTTA GET AWAY.

- WE HAVE TO MEET WITH
THIS CATERER IN THE MORNING.

- CAN'T IT WAIT?
- NO, IT CAN'T.

IF WE DON'T MEET WITH HER
TOMORROW,

WE'RE GOING TO LOSE HER.

- WELL, THERE ARE WORSE THINGS
TO LOSE, SWEETIE.

- MARK, WE DO THIS LAST THING,

AND THEN WE CAN GO OFF
ON YOUR WEEKEND AND RELAX.

- MY WEEKEND?
- WELL, IT WASN'T MY IDEA.

- NO, I GUESS IT WASN'T.

- MARK, I'M JUST TOO
STRESSED OUT RIGHT NOW

TO GO AWAY WITHOUT
EVERYTHING BEING SETTLED.

[whispers]
SMILE, SWEETIE.

- HMM? I'M SMILING.

HI.
- HELLO.

THERE WE GO.

FOR YOUR APPETIZERS,

WE HAVE A SUCCULENT
ISLAND GROWN MELON

WRAPPED IN AGED
PROSCIUTTO DI PARMA,

ORGANICALLY GROWN NEW POTATOES

TOPPED WITH
CALIFORNIA CREME FRAICHE

AND CAVIAR.

AND GREEK FIGS TENDERLY SPLIT,

STUFFED WITH
PUNGENT GOAT CHEESE.

BON APPETIT.

- THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU.

- MMM. CAVIAR.

- TOO SALTY.

- YOU LOVE FISH,
BUT YOU DON'T LIKE CAVIAR?

- NEVER HAVE.
[laughs]

- I DO.

WHY DON'T YOU TRY
THE SPLIT GREEK FIG

WITH PUNGENT GOAT CHEESE.

- THIS IS NO GOOD.

- BUT, MARK, YOU HAVEN'T
EVEN TRIED ANYTHING.

- NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT
THE FIGS OR THE CAVIAR.

I'M TALKING ABOUT US,
THE WEDDING.

IT'S...

IT'S NO GOOD.

- BUT YOU AGREED TO ACCEPT IT.

- WILL YOU EXCUSE US
FOR A SECOND?

- SURE.

- LOOK, I KNOW I SAID
I CAN ACCEPT IT,

BUT I CAN'T, AND I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT YOU CAN ACCEPT THIS.

YOU'VE BEEN MISERABLE.
THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU WANT.

- I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THAT IS ANYMORE.

- I THINK YOU DO.

- NO, MARK, I DON'T.

- THERESA.

THERESA. HEY.

HEY.
- WHAT?

- MAYBE WE MOVED TOO FAST.
MAYBE...

THE ENGAGEMENT AND THE WEDDING.

WE'VE ONLY KNOWN EACH OTHER
NINE MONTHS.

- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

- MAYBE WE SHOULD
POSTPONE THE WEDDING.

- MARK!

- I KNEW IT!

I KNEW GETTING INVOLVED
WITH THAT LUCAS BOY

WOULD BE TROUBLE.

POSTPONE THE WEDDING?

POSTPONE IT!

- BRIDGET...
- DON'T "BRIDGET" ME.

LOOK AT HER.
SHE'S DEVASTATED.

- I'M ALL RIGHT, MOM.
- NO, YOU ARE NOT.

AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO
POSTPONE A WEDDING?

THE INVITATIONS ARE ALREADY
OUT THERE.

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CALL
ALL THOSE PEOPLE.

IT'S SO EMBARRASSING.

WE'RE GOING TO LOSE
ALL OUR DEPOSIT MONEY.

- NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

BRIDGET, IT'S ONLY MONEY.

IF THIS IS WHAT THERESA WANTS
THEN WE'LL LOSE SOME MONEY.

IT'S OK.

- DOES SHE LOOK LIKE THIS IS
WHAT SHE WANTS?

- I'LL NEVER HEAR
THE END OF THIS

FROM THAT AWFUL
BRIDGET CONNOLLY.

- OH, BETSY.
- WELL, IT'S TRUE.

YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.

CAN'T YOU AND THERESA
JUST KISS AND MAKE UP?

- [sighs]
IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE, MOM.

- WHAT BROUGHT THIS ON?
- NEITHER OF US WERE HAPPY.

ALL THE PLOTTING
AND THE PLANNING

AND THE TENTS
AND THE FLOWERS!

- YOU COULD HAVE SAID SO!
- WE DID.

- NO YOU DIDN'T!

WE MADE THIS AS SIMPLE
AS WE POSSIBLY COULD.

YOU COMPLICATED THINGS
WHEN YOU WANTED THIS WEDDING

OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!

- YOU KNOW WHAT, MOM!

WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE
TOLD YOU A THING.

WE SHOULD HAVE JUST ELOPED.

[bird squeaking]

[rain pattering]

WELL, THAT WAS UGLY,
BUT AT LEAST IT'S DONE.

NOW, WE CAN SLOW DOWN,
TAKE STOCK

AND SEE WHAT WE REALLY WANT.

- I GUESS.

- OR WE COULD
THROW CAUTION TO THE WIND.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- ELOPE.

MY PARENTS DID IT.

I DON'T SEE ANY REASON WHY
WE CAN'T DO THE SAME.

- ARE YOU KIDDING?
- NO, I'M NOT.

- [sighs]

WE'VE JUST BROKE
BOTH OUR MOTHER'S HEARTS

BY CANCELING OUR WEDDING.

NOW, YOU WANT US
TO GO ELOPE?

- YEAH. I MEAN, LOOK IF ALL
WE WANT TO DO IS BE TOGETHER

WHY WORRY ABOUT
ANY OF THAT WEDDING STUFF?

- I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED
AS AN ACT OF REBELLION.

AND I'M CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO
THROW IT IN MY MOTHER'S FACE

THAT SHE FAILED ME.

- RIGHT.

WELL, DO YOU WANT TO
GET MARRIED AT ALL?

- [sighs]

AT THIS POINT,
I DON'T KNOW.

- MEANING?

- MAYBE I-- WE RUSHED THINGS.

MAYBE I WAS PUSHING TOO HARD
AFTER MY BREAKUP WITH SEAN.

- [laughs]

- I THINK IT WOULD BE
A GOOD IDEA

IF WE DIDN'T SEE EACH OTHER
FOR A WHILE.

[clinks]

THANKS FOR DROPPING ME OFF.

[whack]

- NICE! VERY NICE.
- AH!

- WELL, YOU'VE BEEN SNEAKING
AWAY TO THE DRIVING RANGE.

- NO, ACTUALLY, I'M JUST TRYING
TO PRACTICE

KEEPING MY SHOULDERS STRAIGHT.

- COULD YOU GUYS MOVE
THIS ALONG?

- HONEY, I THOUGHT WE WERE
GOING TO PLAY A ROUND OF GOLF

AND ENJOY A BEAUTIFUL DAY.

- BEAUTIFUL DAY?

OUR DAUGHTER'S HEART IS BROKEN,

AND HERE YOU ARE
PLAYING GOLF

WITH THE FAMILY OF THE MAN
WHO BROKE IT!

- OH, BOY.

- WHAT DID YOU SAY?

YOUR DAUGHTER GAVE BACK
MY SON'S RING.

- [sneers]

- SHOULDN'T WE JUST LEAVE THEM
ALONE AND LET THEM WORK IT OUT?

together: NO!
- OK.

- MARK IS TOO INCONSIDERATE
AND STUBBORN

TO EVEN NOTICE ALL THE HARD WORK

THERESA AND I PUT IN
GETTING THIS WEDDING TOGETHER.

- YOU AND THERESA?
WHAT ABOUT THE WORK I'VE DONE?

- IT'S JUST LIKE YOU
AT A TIME LIKE THIS

TO WORRY ONLY ABOUT YOURSELF.

SELFISH!

- YOUR DAUGHTER IS JUST AS
INCONSIDERATE AND RUDE

AS HER MOTHER.

- I'M NOT GOING TO
LISTEN TO THIS.

JAMES, LET'S GO.

- HONEY, IT'S JUST
THE FIRST HOLE.

- YOU STAY AND ENJOY
YOUR BEAUTIFUL DAY.

I AM GOING HOME
TO CALL OUR DAUGHTER

BECAUSE I CARE MORE
ABOUT HER

THAN SOME GOOFY GAME OF GOLF!

- WELL, I'M NOT STAYING
IF SHE'S NOT STAYING.

[tires screeching]

[thud]

- OH, GEE!

[honking]

[loud beeping]

[long beep]

- OH, GEEZ.
[sighs]

- WELL, NOW WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO WALK THE REST OF THE COURSE.

- WELL, THAT WILL GIVE US
A COUPLE OF EXTRA HOURS

BEFORE WE HAVE TO WALK HOME.

- YEAH, DON'T FORGET
THE POST-ROUND BEER.

- OF COURSE, TRADITIONS
ARE TRADITIONS.

both: [laughing]

COME ON, TEE IT UP.

- [breathing heavily]

- YO! SLOW DOWN.

WHAT IS YOUR HURRY?

RELAX.
TAKE IN THE SCENERY, HUH?

- I'M JUST TRYING
TO GET A GOOD WORKOUT.

- [sighs] YEAH, OR TRYING
NOT TO THINK ABOUT MARK.

YOU KNOW, I HEAR YOU
UP AT NIGHT PACING.

I SEE YOU LOOKING
AT HIS PICTURE.

CALL ME CRAZY, BUT I THINK
YOU WANT TO SEE THE GUY.

- WE AGREED WE NEEDED
TO TAKE SOME TIME ALONE.

SO I'M GOING TO
TAKE SOME TIME ALONE.

- [sighs]
THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

- RESTED?
- NO.

- LET'S GO.

- SO SHE TOLD YOU SHE NEVER
WANTED TO SEE YOU EVER AGAIN?

- NO, SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T
WANT TO SEE ME FOR A WHILE.

- WELL, IT'S BEEN A WHILE.

WHY DON'T YOU GIVE HER
A HOLLER?

- I CAN'T.
- SURE YOU CAN.

PICK UP THE PHONE,
GIVE HER A CALL,

TELL HER YOU WANT TO SEE HER.

- NO. THAT'S UP TO HER.

SHE SAID SHE WANTED
SOME TIME ALONE,

AND I WANT TO RESPECT THAT.

[beeps]

[dialing]

[ringing]

[hang up beep]

[sighs]

[sniffs]

[crying]

[smashing]

[click]

- [sniffs]

[click]

- ...IT IS NOT UNCOMMON
FOR THE HERD

TO TRAVEL SEVERAL MILES A DAY--

[phone rings]

[clattering]

[beeps]
- HELLO?

- HEY, MAN, IT'S ROGER.
- OH, HEY, ROGER.

- DON'T SOUND SO EXCITED.

- NO, I'M THRILLED
TO HEAR YOUR VOICE.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- CHANNEL SURFING.

[clicks]

- LET'S GO OUT
FOR A DRINK TONIGHT.

- NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT,
NOT TONIGHT.

- BIKING TOMORROW?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

- YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
- OK, GREAT, MAN.

- I'LL MEET YOU AT THE TRAIL
IN THE MORNING.

- OK, COOL.
- ALL RIGHT, 'NIGHT.

- OK, BYE.
[beeps]

[dialing]

[beeps off]

- DUMB. DUMB, DUMB, DUMB.
DUMB, DUMB, DUMB, DUMB.

- HEY.
- HI.

[chair leg scrapes]

- HEY.
- HEY.

- THANKS, MARTY.

- WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

IT'S A WATERWORKS AT MY PLACE.

FIRST, THERESA CRIES.
THEN BRIDGET, THEN THERESA.

- BOTTOM LINE IS THIS:
IF WE CAN ONLY GET THEM

IN THE SAME PLACE
AT THE SAME TIME

WITH THEM NOT KNOWING.

- I'M NO GOOD AT THAT
KIND OF SUBTERFUGE.

- YEAH, ME NEITHER.

BUT I KNOW A COUPLE
OF EXPERTS.

- HOW ABOUT A DINNER PARTY?

- OH, THEY'D SEE
RIGHT THROUGH THAT.

- BUT WE COULD TAKE THEM
OUT TO DINNER SEPARATELY

AND THEN PLAN TO MEET AT THE
SAME RESTAURANT BY ACCIDENT.

- MMM, THAT WORKED SO WELL
WITH THEIR WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT.

- MMM.
- HOW ABOUT ROGER?

YOU KNOW, MAYBE IT WOULD LOOK
LESS SUSPICIOUS

IF HE MADE THE PLANS.

- OR ANGELA.
I KNOW SHE'D LOVE TO HELP.

THERESA HAS BEEN SUCH A HORROR
TO LIVE WITH.

- I KNOW HOW SHE FEELS.

- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

I HAVEN'T BEEN A PICNIC.

- BETSY?

- ALL RIGHT.
I'VE BEEN AWFUL, TOO.

THROUGHOUT IT ALL,

WE REALLY DID BULLY THE KIDS

WITH THE WEDDING PLANS,
DIDN'T WE?

I DIDN'T BULLY ANYBODY.
- BRIDGET?

- MAYBE A LITTLE.

- SO IT'S TIME FOR PLAN B THEN.

AND NO ROGER OR ANGELA.
- THAT'S RIGHT.

IT'S UP TO THE TWO OF YOU
TO GET THERESA AND MARK TOGETHER

AND LET THEM WORK THIS OUT
FOR THEMSELVES.

- AND...

NO MORE MEDDLING, HMM?

- ON MY HONOR.

- ME, TOO.

[knocking]

- MOM?
- HI.

- WHAT-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE?

- WELL, THEY LET ME IN
DOWNSTAIRS,

AND I WANTED TO COME
AND VISIT MY FAVORITE SON.

- WELL, COME ON IN.

UM, CAN I GET YOU A COFFEE
OR SOMETHING?

- OH, NO, NO, NO.
I'M FINE.

I WANT TO APOLOGIZE.

- FOR WHAT?
- FOR RUINING YOUR WEDDING.

- OH, MOM, YOU DIDN'T
RUIN ANYTHING.

- YES. YES, I DID.

BRIDGET AND I WENT OVERBOARD.

- OK, MAYBE YOU DID.

- WHY DON'T YOU COME OUT
TO THE ISLAND FOR THE WEEKEND.

WE COULD HAVE A NICE DINNER
LIKE FAMILY.

MAYBE WE COULD GO FOR A WALK
LIKE WE USED TO

WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER
AND TALK A BIT,

FIGURE OUT IF THERE'S ANY WAY

THAT I CAN HELP YOU AND THERESA
GET BACK TOGETHER.

- MOM, I LOVE YOU.

BUT I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD
BE INVOLVED IN THIS ANYMORE, OK?

- OK.

BUT AT LEAST COME OUT
FOR DINNER.

- [laughs]
OK.

[squawking]

- HOW MAY PEOPLE WE HAVING
FOR DINNER?

- I'VE PEELED
A MILLION POTATOES.

- JUST US.

I NEED THE REST FOR
THE CHURCH POTLUCK THIS WEEK.

- DOESN'T BETSY LUCAS
USUALLY DO THE POTLUCK DINNERS?

- YEAH.

THIS TIME SHE NEEDED
A HAND.

IN SPITE OF WHAT YOU THINK,

BETSY AND I FEEL HORRIBLE
ABOUT YOU AND MARK.

- OH, MOM.
IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE.

- I WAS SUCH A BULLY.

- YEAH, YOU WERE.

BUT THAT'S NOT
THE ONLY REASON WE BROKE UP.

- THEN WHY?

- WE HAD OUR STUPID REASONS.

I JUST CAN'T THINK OF THEM
RIGHT NOW.

- SOUNDS LIKE THE GRUDGE
BETWEEN BETSY AND ME.

RUINED WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN
A GOOD FRIENDSHIP.

- YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

- NAME TWO BETTER HOSTESSES
ON ALL OF CATALINA.

- SO NOW THE TWO OF YOU

ARE GOING TO USE
YOUR SUPERPOWERS FOR GOOD?

CHURCH POTLUCK DINNERS,
BAKE SALES.

THAT I'D LIKE TO SEE.
- NO NEED TO BE SNIPPY.

[splashes]

[tweets]
- [clicking tongue]

THAT'S MY BOY.
PRETTY BIRD.

[tweeting]

ALL SET?
- ALL SET.

[door opens and closes]

HEY, MARK.
- HEY, DAD.

HEY, MOM.

- WELL, GOOD LUCK.
- GOOD LUCK WHAT?

- YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
YOUR MOTHER ALL TO YOURSELF.

I'M GOING DOWN TO SULLY'S
FOR A BEER WITH THE GUYS.

- OH, I THOUGHT WE WERE
GOING TO THE COUNTRY CLUB

FOR DINNER TONIGHT?

- YEAH, YOUR MOM WANTS TO

HAVE SOME TIME WITH YOU ALONE.

I THINK SHE'S RIGHT.

- SO, YOU CAN TAKE ME OUT
TO DINNER,

AND THEN I'LL TAKE YOU OUT
FOR ICE CREAM.

OK?
- OK.

- HEY, YOU KNOW, I'M GOING
TO GIVE YOU TWO

A LITTLE MOTHER-DAUGHTER TIME
AND GO DOWN TO SULLY'S

AND GRAB A BEER WITH THE GUYS.

- HAVE FUN.
- I WILL.

- BYE, DAD.
- BYE, HON.

- WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE LEAVE THIS STUFF

AND GO GET SOME ICE CREAM?

- ICE CREAM?
- YEAH.

COME ON, WE'LL TAKE THE CART,

AND WE'LL GO DOWN THE WAY WE DID
WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE.

- OK.

[keys jangle]

- SEEMS LIKE OLD TIMES.

- JUST HOPE IT DOESN'T MELT.

- EAT FAST.
- [laughs]

- PLEASE, BOTH OF YOU
JUST LISTEN.

- WE ARE SO SORRY.

AND IF THINGS DON'T WORK OUT
BETWEEN THE BOTH OF YOU,

WE WANT YOU TO HEAR
AT LEAST THAT.

- WE THINK YOU'RE
A LOVELY COUPLE.

AND JUST BECAUSE OF OUR
SILLY OLD FEUD--

- WHICH STARTED TRYING TO
ONE UP EACH OTHER'S

HALLOWEEN BARBECUE--

- AND CHURCH FUNCTIONS.
- AND BASICALLY EVERYTHING.

WE ALMOST RUINED SOMETHING
REALLY SPECIAL BETWEEN YOU.

- SO...

YOU HAVE OUR BLESSINGS.

- WHAT DO YOU THINK?

- WE'LL SEE.

- THERESA.

[sighs]

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH,

AND THESE LAST FEW WEEKS
HAVE BEEN THE WORST.

- ME, TOO.

MARK, OUR TIME APART
HAS MADE ME REALIZE SOMETHING.

I DON'T WANT TO SPEND
ANOTHER DAY WITHOUT YOU.

I LOVE YOU.

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

- I WILL.
I ABSOLUTELY WILL.

- [laughs]

[kissing sounds]

[gasps]

- ABSOLUTELY, I WILL.

both: [laughing]

- I LOVE YOU.

- WITH THIS RING,
I THEE WED.

- WITH THIS RING,
I THEE WED.

- IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER
AND OF THE SON

AND OF THE HOLY SPIRIT,

BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME,

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
HUSBAND AND WIFE.

both: [laughing]

- YOU CAN KISS THE BRIDE.

- OH, RIGHT.

[kissing sounds]
[applause]

- [laughs]

[applause]

- OH, COME ON.

[chatting]

- LET'S GO GET A DRINK.

[applause]

[scattered conversations]

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